James By William, age 10 There’s this guy, his name is James. James was thinking about a battle. He thought it was a movie. In the thing he thought was a movie, aliens attacked. Humans fought back in the water. The humans fired a missile and the aliens said “miss.” Then the aliens fired, and the humans said “hit.” Then the humans fired back and the aliens said “hit.” This is what James imagined. He put it in a video. But then all this actually happened. James helped with his newfound knowledge, but the ship got hit. Part Two But James came back. He was imagining the battle again. Fast forward: when it happened again and again indefinitely, James used his new-new knowledge that the humans won. He posted in a video again and got rich. He was great. He teleported dun dun dun. James teleported to a different universe. It was a cartoon universe. He was still immortal. He helped people. He kept on helping teleporting and soon he knew everywhere. He teleported to a weird cartoon world. He kept on helping all the universe and they fought with cartoon weapons. And they won. Yay. He teleported back. It kept on happening but it was always new adventures. Part Three All the cartoons defeated him. Commercial We interrupt this story to bring you Can Can Can Everything in a Can. Part Four And they lived happily forever, sometimes getting teleported.
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