Shrek’s Very Epic Journey By Farley, age 12 On a calm day, Shrek was sipping a mudshake, relaxing in the poo pool and bathing in rotten onions, listening to the calming radio. Suddenly, Fox News began playing its stupid theme. Shrek was in shock, because he heard the main report about how CyberTrump, who was made from Donald Trump and Elon Musk, outlawed all sales and production of Shrek Twinkies in the United States, and any remaining Shrek Twinkies left on the shelves of stores had been repossessed and burned. Shrek was in shambles after listening to this terrible situation. He and Donkey made a drastic plan called Operation Sandstorm. It involved building new production facilities in America’s neighbour, friend, and enemy, Mexico. Shrek began building his facilities, the production, and his education in Spanish to attract the Mexican market. His work paid off: Shrek finally learned Spanish and made his product readable. Shrek sold hundreds of millions of Shrek Twinkies each month, and was successful. But he eventually wanted to get revenge on America for outlawing his world-class Shrek Twinkies. He smuggled a ton of Shrek Twinkies into America, where they were sold on the black market. CyberTrump and his new vice president, John Cena, found out and set a fine of thousands of dollars for anybody caught with Shrek Twinkies. Shrek was very angry and, since he was banned from entering the United States for his alleged fraudulent business, he decided to smuggle himself into Washington, D.C., in a Taco Bell supply truck. He experienced excessive amounts of diarrhea from the smell of the tacos alone. He collapsed and woke up at his destination of Washington, D.C., where he suddenly spotted John Cena eating at
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