Thunder Roads Magazine of Iowa October 2011

THUNDER ROADS MAGAZINE OF IOWA A US VETERAN OWNED COMPANY www.thunderroadsiowa.com P.O. Box 29 Kimballton, Iowa 51543 (712) 249-5630

Letter from the Editor ....................................... 4 Thunder In The Sand ........................................ 4 American Victory Rally .................................... 6 Zach Ness.......................................................... 7

Owner/Editor Tina (tt) Schwarte (712) 249-5582 tt@thunderroadsiowa.com

New Parts .......................................................... 8

EDITOR Vernon Schwarte (712) 249-5630 vernon@thunderroadsiowa.com

Antique Swap and Races ............................... 14

EVENT CORRESPONDENCE/SALES Susan Mast SC/SE Iowa 319-931-4546 susan@thunderroadsiowa.com Richard (Murph) and Annette Murphy West Central Iowa 641-524-4808 vizslaboots@yahoo.com Adam Ratzlaff Intern/Ad Sales 712-304-0498 adam@thunderroadsiowa.com Harv and Sue Hunter Central Iowa 515-205-7410 harv@thunderroadsiowa.com Mark Swearingen Council Bluffs/Omaha Metro 402-651-2471 mark@thunderroadsiowa.com

Biker Friendly Listing ..................................... 10 99 County Tour ............................................... 12 CMA ................................................................. 15 Military Rider ................................................... 17 Girls of Thunder.............................................. 18 Will Ride to Eat ............................................... 19 Thunder Cam .................................................. 22 Day Trips with Doc ......................................... 26 New Riders ...................................................... 32 Coalition of Independent Riders ................... 33 From the Woman’s Seat ................................. 36 Anamosa Hill Climb ........................................ 37 Soldier Valley Run .......................................... 38

ON THE COVER This month we bring you a very unique build of a bike.

It is part rubbermount FL with a 5 speed, part chopper, and part Knucklehead. The bike is a mixture of years, parts, and seemed fitting with the month of Hallows.

Along with the interesting bike is the lovely vixen Laura White in only her “trick or treat” costume. She resides in Kimballton and was kind enough to grace our pages even with very short notice.

Thanks Laura!

Netty Kawecki Council Bluffs/Omaha Metro 402-657-1734 netty@thunderroadsiowa.com CONTRIBUTORS Nate Ullrich natanic@hotmail.com Craig & Lynnette Little-Will Ride to Eat craig@thunderroadsiowa.com Day Trips with Doc 515-975-3893 Poppa45doc@yahoo.com NATIONAL FOUNDERS Toni McCoy Shearon & Brian Shearon 1421 Chapmansboro Road Chapmansboro, TN 37035 Office: (615) 792-0040 Fax: (615) 792-7580 thunderroadscharter@charter.net

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Well you have tt this month. I just had to tell you all thank you very much for all of support shown for my cover debut.

I feel truly honored and thankful to Jr. Carter’s daughter’s for allowing us to help get the word out about their unique piece of history.

If anyone knows how to throw a party, it’s Possum and the Circle of Pride, MC crew! This isn’t just any party - it’s a 4-day motorcycle rally like no other! The 2011 Thunder In The Sand (T.I.T.S.) event was held Labor Day weekend in Conesville, IA. Located just a few miles north of Columbus Junction on Hwy 70, the rally sits smack-dab in the middle of a cornfield.

(Makes for great

October is here and so are the cooler temperatures. Be observant for signs and symptoms of hypothermia. Mild hypothermia may include shivering, faster breathing, trouble speaking, confusion, lack of coordination, fatigue, increased heart rate, high blood pressure, and poor coordination. A person with hypothermia usually is not aware of his or her condition, because the symptoms often begin gradually and because the confused thinking associated with hypothermia prevents self-awareness. Be mindful that riding while suffering from hypothermia is comparable to riding while intoxicated.

Use your head, dress in layers, and for any prolonged journeys privacy!) If you have take breaks to warm up. If in a group, watch your buddies doubts about what the even closer. place could possibly look like and how Harvest is in full swing and the farmers are working many a biker bash could hours harvesting and not always paying attention to the twowheeled rider. Also the critters are starting to move more due possibly be held in a to being uprooted from their cozy spots by machinery, hunters, location like that, check and by the very basic needs that do not leave them using all of out their website (www. circleofpridemc.com) their senses. Ride defensively.

It’s private, but not Just a reminder that the deadline for submissions for The Best primitive! Vendors are there to sell everything Custom Painter in Iowa Contest. Submissions are due by 22 October. If you know of someone that could use a boost with from leather to edible lace. There is a variety advertising let him or her know. We have some extremely talented people in Iowa that I would love to help promote their of food onsite, and the local fire department work. cooks breakfast every I want to send a heartfelt thanks to all of our advertisers.

Thunder Roads Magazine of Iowa would not be here without them. When shopping for that special something give them a call and I am sure that they will do what they can to assist you.

Let us know your events so we can share them with everyone else. Our back cover is still a free event listing. If you have an event that you want to promote further then the back page offers, give us a shout early enough to help make your event a success. See ya in the wind - tt

morning and has grilled sandwiches in the evening. There is plenty of space for camping, so bring your RV, motor home or tent.

Showers and restrooms are available, too. No motorcycle - no problem, just come in whatever gets you from place to place.

If you’re looking for something to do, come on over! The days are packed with events. The 1/8 mile drag strip rumbles throughout the days as racers put their bikes to the test. Practice runs, preliminaries and qualifiers are all run before the race for the prize. It’s a speed demon’s dream come true. Top speeds on this track can reach up to 130 miles an hour! Special thanks to Motorcycle Specialties for running the track and for F-man Charlie (just listen - you’ll understand) for keeping the 4 - TRMI OCTOBER 2011

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races moving and the crowd entertained.

If it’s music you like, DJ’s Andy Minder and JR Sound kept the tunes cranked at Possum Lodge and One-Eyed Jacks.

Want live music?

Stick around for the multiple bands that play on 2 stages.

This year’s event

featured Whiskey Rebellion, Hank Rotton & Allen Ross, White Elephant and Freebird, Age of

run and bike show were also featured events.

Circus Una, a high wire trapeze act with a motorcycle put on several shows over the 4 days that wowed the crowds. And if you needed one more thing to do before leaving on Monday, Possum Lodge hosted a variety of entertaining and skilled games that bikers could choose from which the following events: Wienie Bite, Bucket Brigade, Tater Hunt, Slow Race and Ball Drop, to name a few. These games were harder than you think! Winners of these events received a plaque to commemorate their success.

Kudos to all those who attended for making T.I.T.S. a fun, safe, and memorable event, See you in 2012! (If you missed this event, check out all the fun you missed on their website at www.circleofpridemc.com) Susan Mast

Revengence, Inch 75, Scrue, Trickster and Smokin Mojo. Once the bands start playing, things get pretty crazy! (They weren’t selling Mardi Gras beads for no reason, if you know what I mean!!)

Other entertainment this weekend included Johnny Fairplay (from Survivor) and hypnotist Cheryl.

On the Pole Stage, the crowd enjoyed the show put on by the women who volunteered to do a little dirty dancing while wearing their birthday suit. A “What T-Shirt” contest was held on Saturday. A poker www.thunderroadsiowa.com

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We were asked to come hang out with the River City Victory Riders at Werner Cycle Works in Omaha on August 18th. This was the night before the American Victory Rally, a Victory owners rally that has been held in Spirit Lake for the past few years. I must say that despite the brand name on our scooters, we were welcomed in with open arms. The route to Spirit Lake has always taken a stop in Omaha at the local Victory dealership, and this year that position is proudly filled by Tom and Crew at Werner Cycle Works. These guys had a special area roped off, and there was food, drink, and entertainment brought in for the benefit of the travelers coming from the south and way out west as well as the River City group. Some BBQ, drinks, and desserts were provided for the gathering so all were fed and refreshed. There were also some of the gals from Cigarros serving up some frosty beverages and offering for sale some of the sweet aromatic stogies. There were even a few of the Husker Hotties gals doing a bike wash. The evening got a little bit wet with some storms that blew through, but the spirit of the event shined through in the participants.

The group was ready to ride, to take their bikes home, to Spirit Lake to the Victory manufacturing plant.

The next morning the gathering reconvened at Werner for a send off by Tom and crew. Scott Lewis was the road Captain for the journey on the little roads of Iowa to the Rally grounds at Arnolds Park. Crawling upon his white Victory Vision, aptly named the “Great White Buffalo” Buffalo”, he led the group across the river to the Lazy Mule Parking lot in Council Bluffs to pick up a few more bikes. It was good to ssee the group of Victory motorcycles welcome in other brands as we w were joined by another Harley and w a couple of metric bikes. The route took us north on 191 through some of to the winding rolling hills of western th IIowa to Earling, then a skip over to Highway 59 and northbound and H into Denison. From there we fueled in uup and headed north on 39 to wind oour way up through some of Iowa’s bbeautiful corn country and finally hit Highway 71 to take us the rest of the H

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way there. Before heading into Arnold Park, I had to take a diversion over to Everly to say hey to Tara at the Backroads Biker Leather Shoppe. This place and the people here are definitely worth checking out if you are in the area. Hell it is worth a special trip!

After getting all settled in, it was off to the Rally grounds at Arnolds Park. I had not been to Arnolds Park for years, but it is just as I remember. Sitting alongside the lake, the shopping and food area are right next to the amusement park. The gathering is held on the large grassy area right next to the lake.

It sure makes for a nice location that is very scenic. There were Victory test rides for anybody with a license that cared to check out the new rides, but first thing was a trip through the vendor area and to grab some vittles. th The place to go at events to get good grub T aand plenty of it is Crazy Lady’s Cafe. You will see these folks out at a lot of the biker w ggatherings, as well as other types of events aand the food and the interaction is well worth the stop. Other setups included everything th from parts, trikes, biker wear, Sharon’s fr Leather, a Victory motorcycle trailer as well L aas a couple of Iowa Victory Dealers: Van Wall aand BAK with their bikes and accessories for ssale and display.

The Rally area at Arnolds Park is open to T aall. No gates, no fees, just come in and rregister for free at the Rally tent, and have fun. Included in th this is the great scenery, the vendor area, fun factory demo rides, as well as live performances by Kenny Wayne Sheppard Friday night and Big Head Todd and the Monsters Saturday night. Nothing g cooler than an outdoor lakeside show! Other entertainment during the Rally included plant tours, boat rides around the lakes, area rides, rodeo games, and a bike show just to name a few.

There was tons to see and do, and even if you do not ride a Victory, it is worth a trip to check it out.

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A portion of our time at the Rally was spent with a couple of cool cats with the Victory trailer. Here they had various bikes and displays to show off their products. Seeing the factory during the tour, and then checking out the display cutaway of the drive train makes for a complete picture. The technology used to build these bikes is quite impressive, im and Robert R Pandya and Zach Z Ness were there th to openly discuss d their part of o the Victory movement. m Robert R is the Public P Relations guy, g and Zach is of course, c part of the Ness N lineage, that has h been eating, sleeping, and s living motorcycles li since a young age. s Sitting down with the 23 year old grandson of motorcycle legend Arlen Ness made for an interesting morning.

Sneakers, flat bill, large frame sunglasses, and bling jeans all led to what I call the “skate or die” type of look, but this was far from reality when chatting with this young man.

We found Zach to be a very humble and honest young man, not scared to talk candidly about the sport of motorcycling, or his part in such. As an industry staple with the Ness name, it is nice to see the future of motorcycling is in good hands with Zach.

but the day to day operations at arlenness.com and Ness Motorcycles are left to Cory with Zach taking the role of “right hand man”. Their business has always been about making custom cool, and now with the expansion from the Harley world into the metric market, and now with a partnership with Victory, it is possible to see Ness inspired designs just about anywhere.

The Ness family has also partnered with Victory motorcycles for some of the cutting edge design and styling cues that have made the Ness family what it is today. There are various versions of Victory motorcycles that are “Ness” special editions. These bikes are built on the same platforms as the stock production bikes, with added twists that make them more unique than a stocker.

Arlen, Cory, and Zach have their own versions of different models that are quite appealing. They certainly stand out from the crowd. When we asked Zach how he likes the Victory/Ness partnership, he stated that it is a match made in heaven. Victory has the forward thinking attitude that allows Zach and his father to bring new ideas to the table with a commitment to be at the forefront of the industry in style, performance, and functionality. Keep your eye on this young man in the future for new and interesting products and ideas.

His work in the industry started 10 years ago coming in to work in his grandfather’s shop. Sweeping the floors, putting together chrome bolt kits, and all around menial tasks was his start into the glamorous world of motorcycling. He worked his way through the tasks knowing that it was a rite of passage for him to work, to learn, and to grow. As his knowledge of product and the industry grew, he was awarded by working his way up the ladder. A completion of a business degree has now allowed him the opportunity to work with his father Cory to run the family shop. Arlen, we are told, is still there every day, greeting customers,

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2012 New Parts from the “Motor Company”

version which adds a touch of that raw aluminum look that is a huge trend right now. From there we move onto the new Slipstream Collection. This new collection mixes that chrome and rubber together nicely and they carry it from the mirrors to grips, pegs and even floorboards in both traditional D shape and swept wing styles.

Its official, the season is coming to a close. I saw my first empty field today. I’m not saying that it’s time to stop riding. To some people this is the best time of the year to ride with all of the colors changing and the cooler weather.

During this time of year; much awareness is needed while traveling. Not only keeping an eye out for the brown and furry deer but also the green and yellow ones too.

Getting back on track and continuing on with what I promised you last month about more NEW products from HDMC. For those of you who have been following the darker side of things… including me. Harley has finally produced BLACK adjustable highway peg mounts. I have had numerous people waiting for these to be produced and they are finally here. They are not the 360° adjustable ones which are the most popular mounts but shhh Kuryakyn has those in black if that is the style you prefer. Probably shouldn’t give props to an outside brand while talking about HDMC but why not. The prices are comparable to the traditional chrome ones. More on the black line of things; they have had black fork sliders out for a while but now they have made a complete front end kit that contains all the major parts to convert your front end to the dark side. For the FL bikes that don’t like the plain-Jane black cowbells that come with the kit they came out with the Edge Cut

Harley H l also l released l d a ffew new styles t l off rims i and d even a new finish. The new vapor wheel is my personal favorite wheel. It brings back the look of the classic Torque Thrust wheels found on many of the older muscle cars before the “Hot Wheels” style rims took over everything. The vapor wheel come stock in black on the New Dyna Switchback.

This leads me to the downfall of these rims. They only have them available in the FLD model. Hopefully, more fitments in the near future for these wheels because with a price point under $500 they would look great on any bike in either the black or chrome or even in the new finish they released on the Agitator and Roulette wheels called Black Ice. Out of all the finishes I like this one the best because it combines the traditional chrome with the new school black to give you black chrome. I would like them to produce this on many more parts than just simply wheels. Come on Harley, GIVE ME WHAT I WANT! Ok so that won’t work but hey I have to try right.

From this I take you to the new Skull & Chain collection. This collection combines the Willey G® Skull with a rhinestoneencrusted grill aka teeth for you more mature riders and a contrasting black chain around the rim. It is a nice collection and is put together very well.

The catalog picture does not do it justice… this you should see in person.

For you women riders (and some men) they

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have added more items to the Diamond Ice collection. They now include front and rear speaker grilles, fuel cap trim rings, and indicator light trim ring for the FLH models.

For you riders that have changed out your speakers to the BOOM!™ Speakers they now have trim rings to fit to add that little touch of chrome to those high performance speakers.

I’m sure many of you out there have been waiting for Harley to come out with a new American Flag mount kit.

I am pleased to tell you about the premium American Flag kit. You can now display Old Glory proudly from your luggage rack or other ½” diameter round bar in style.

Screamin’ Eagle® came out with some superior products also. Have you installed Harley’s Screamin’ Eagle® Heavy Breather kits on your 2008 and newer bagger and noticed the not so eye appealing throttle assembly off to the side?

There is a new fix for that eyesore. There is either chrome or gloss black stylish cover to help hide all of that technology.

Also released is a new billet cam support plate with high volume oil pump for the 96” and 103” motors. This kit increases oil supply 16% and scavenging by 29% over the OE oil pump.

With all the great products HDMC came out with this year I only touched on a handful. I hope most of you have made it into the shop or into your local Harley dealer to check out these new products. Remember to ride often, ride smart and ride safe!

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Biker Friendly Directory It’s important for you to know who your friends are out on the road! The Biker Friendly Directory is a list of establishments throughout Iowa that want you to know that they’re here for YOU. Whether it’s a bike dealer, service shop, restaurant, bar or any other type of business that welcomes our biking community, you can count on our family of friends to always welcome you in. The staff here at Thunder Roads greatly appreciates our advertiser’s support each month. WE WOULD NOT EXIST WITHOUT THEM! So please give them the support that they truly deserve for being with us & drop by to see them for a visit. Let them know that you saw them here in Thunder Roads.

If you know a business that would like to join our Thunder Roads family of Biker Friendly Places, please e-mail vernon@ thunderroadsiowa.com

Bail Bonds Doc’s Bail Bonds Your 24/7 Prescription to Freedom in Minutes Adel, Iowa 50003 515-993-4773 Iowa Bail Bonds 200 4th Street Des Moines, IA 50309 (515) 243-4411

Lazy Mule 2715 Kanesville Blvd Council Bluffs, Iowa 712-256-6939

14th Street Tavern 3418 East 14th Street Des Moines, Iowa (515) 266-3446 M-F 8am-2pm Sat 10-2 and Sun11-2

Leather & Hawgs 316 Main, Hornick, Iowa 121 1st St, Soldier, Iowa leather@wiatel.net www.leatherandhawgs.com

Amigos 280 North 1st Street Fort Dodge, Iowa 50501 515-576-0142

Dealers Baxter Cycle 311 4th Street Marne, Iowa 51552 712-781-2351 www.baxtercycle.com

Backroads Biker Leather Shoppe

305 N Main Street Everly, IA 51338 712-834-2999 www.backroadsbikerleathershoppe.com Crispy’s Biker Apparel Cedar Rapids, Iowa www.bncbikerwear.com 319-241-0916 Jose's Custom Leather 2715 Kanesville Blvd Council Bluffs, Iowa 712-256-5579

Beer Barn and Grill 226 State Street Kirkman, Iowa 51447 712-766-3395 Open Mon 4, Tue-Sun at 11

Big Barn Harley Davidson I-80 Exit 135 Des Moines, Iowa 515-265-4444 www.bigbarnhd.com

BJ’s Bar & Billiards 110 Ida Waterloo Iowa Home of Full Throttle Thursdays 319-234-9810

Carroll Cycle Center 1327 Plaza Dr Carroll, Iowa (712) 792-1610 www.carrollcycle.com

Broken Throttle Saloon 621 Highway K45 Whiting, Iowa 712-455-1096 We are on Facebook

Dillon Brothers Harley-Davidson Buell 174th and Maple Omaha, NE 68116 402-289-5556 www.dillon-brothers.com

Cheers II 100 North Franklin Dow City, Iowa 51528 712-674-3746 Coldest Beer Around!

Hawkeye Harley-Davidson Coralville, Iowa I-80 Exit 240 (319)545-7495 www.hawkeyehd.com Open 7 days per week

Corner Tap 921 Main Street Adel, Iowa 50003 515-993-993-2240

Werner Cycle Works 14410 Frontier Road Exit 440 I-80

Biker Accessories

B&M Bar and Grill 110 @ Main Street Panora, Iowa 50216 641-755-2455

Omaha, NE 68138 (402) 894-3050 www.wernercycleworks.com Whipp Sales and Service INC. 701 S 5th Street Clarinda, Iowa 51632 800-477-0195 whippsales.com

Food and Drink 4th Avenue Grill 115 N 4th Ave Logan, Iowa 712-644-3200

Crazy Lady’s Café Mt. Vernon, Iowa 52414 Crazyladyscafe.com 3193895427 Mobile Unit for Catering and Events Crossroads Wine & Liquor 117 Iowa Ave Dunlap, Iowa 51529 712-643-5336 Mon-Thurs 12-7, Fri 12-8, Sat 10-8 Doc’s Roadhouse 309 East 7th Street Logan, Iowa 51543 712-644-3636 Open 365-8 am to Close Do Drop Inn 403 3rd Avenue Under the Water Tower Jamaica, Iowa 50128 515-314-0783

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Ducky’s Lagoon On the Mississippi Hwy 92 West of Andalusia, IL. 309-798-2423 Escape Lounge 8843 Northpark Ct, Johnston, IA 50131 515-276-2209 Good Sons 2815 Beaver Ave Ste 102 Des Moines, IA (515) 681-5375 Haverhill Social Club 202 1st Street Haverhill, IA 50120 (641) 475-3321 Mon-Sat 10-2,Sun 12-12 Hog Stop BBQ 3621 9th Avenue Council Bluffs, Iowa 51501 712-EAT-BBQS hogstopbbq.com Huffy's Mule Barn 802 Main Street Anita, Iowa 50020 712-762-9995 www.huffysmulebarn.com Keasey’s Hideaway Lounge 911 Court Street Adel, Iowa 50003 515-993-3001 Lampe’s Pub 608 Iowa Avenue Dunlap, Iowa 51529 712-643-5781 Open 7 days a week at 11 AM Midway Tavern 206 1st Street Soldier, Iowa 712-884-2230 www.midwaytavernsoldier.com Montgomery Street Pub 207 East Montgomery Street Creston Iowa 50801 641-782-2165 Nitro’s Bar & Grill 310 Main Street Gravity, Iowa 50848 641-418-0004 Home of Sunday-Funday Papa Joe’s 117 South 6th Street Missouri Valley, Iowa 51555 712-642-9015 Pearl Street Social Club 110 Pearl Street SW Shellsburg, Iowa 52332 319-436-7100

Phil’s 20oz Prime Rib Friday Nights 9956 Swanson Blvd Clive, Iowa 515-270-0959 Quick Rick’s Rib Joint 406 East Lincoln Highway (Hwy 30) Missouri Valley, Iowa 51555 712-600-6161 Tue-Sun 11:00am-8:00pm Riverside Tavern 450 E Main St Lehigh IA, 50557 515-359-9998 riversidetap@gmail.com Ruby's 114 NE 2nd Street Stuart, Iowa rubyspub.com M-F 4, Saturday 10 am, Sunday 12

Sambetti’s Bar and Grill 1430 2nd Avenue Des Moines, Iowa 50314 515-245-9780 Mon-Sat 11a-2a, Sun 11a-7p Screaming Eagle American Bar & Grill 228 East 4th Street Waterloo, Iowa 50703 319-235-8865 www.partyattheeagle.com Shorty's Playhouse 210 Mulberry Street Little Sioux, Iowa 51545 712-649-2138 Open Noon-2:00 AM 7 Days a Week

Sidetracked 206 West Union Street Creston, Iowa 50801 641-782-8534 Sparetime Bar & Grill 136 West Main Street Ute, Iowa 61060 712-885-2226 The Lounge 1005 Chatburn Ave Harlan, Iowa 51537 712-755-5050 The Sandbar 103 N. Noyes Mondamin, IA 51557 712-646-2300 Open 7 days a week at 10 a.m.

Three Fires Diner 906 Madison Ave. Bedford, Iowa 50833 712-523-3393 Thomas Street Tap 1109 Thomas Street Redfield, Iowa 50233 515-833-2379

Tobey Jacks Mineola Steak House Mineola, Iowa 712-526-2078 Open 7 Days a Week Check Us Out on Facebook Wet Goods Food & Lounge 113 N. Chestnut Street Jefferson, Iowa 50129 515-386-2111

Joe’s Custom Signs 104 South Main Lenox, Iowa 50851 641-333-2675 Award Winning Custom Airbrushing J & S Custom Cycles 3630 Merle Hay Road Des Moines, Iowa 515-779-4632

Wilson's Tap and Recreation 1008 Story Street Boone IA 50036 515-433-1395

M&M Garage 408 Market Street Audubon, Iowa 50025 712-563-2425 mmgarage@iowatelecom.net

Guns and Ammo

Metal Ink 911 7th Street Ste 102 Harlan, Iowa 51537 712-235-2453 www.metalink.org

Shooter's Outlet 114 Main Street Arcadia, Iowa 51430 712-689-2772 Tues-Fri 2-7, Sat 8-3 www.shootersoutlet.net Photo and Video Ullrich Photography PO Box 1842 Clinton, Iowa 52733 563-243-8715 www.natanic.com

Shops and Fabricators

Nelson Machine & Forge General Machining, Ornamental Iron, Weld/Fab 70 Washington Street Marne, Iowa 51552 712-781-2220 Throttle Shop LLC 1988 Arion Avenue Arion, Iowa 51520 712-674-3325 throttleshopllc@gmail.com Trike Your Bike 503 1st Avenue North Altoona, Iowa 50009 515-957-8920 trikeyourbike.net

Bike Pit Motorcycle Services 2694 5th Ave, Building B-Unit 2

Marion, IA 52303 319-651-8835 Jason.Bikepit@yahoo.com Butterfield's M.C. Parts 8025 Blondo Street Omaha, NE 68134 402-391-3768 Doubletake Cycles L.L.C. 2632 9th Ave Council Bluffs, Iowa 51501 712-355-1961 www.doubletakecycles.com F & J Racing 701 N 3rd Ave Marshalltown, Iowa 50158 641-752-8651 www.fandjracing.com

Services BCS Computers 100 Industrial Road Guthrie Center, Iowa 50115 641-747-3344 www.brubakercomputer.com Hippie Boy Designs Graphic Design/Website Design 712-898-5220 hippieboydesign.com RJM Trucking Cedar Rapids, Iowa 319-360-5433 Southwest Iowa Sandblasting Mike Magers 65162 Oxford Rd Atlantic, Iowa 50022 712-249-3995 Tattoo Crave Tattoo 201 S 12th Street Fort Dodge, Iowa 51501 515-576-8289 FB Crave Tattoo, Inc.

To buy ad space for your business or service in our directory, give us call at 712-249-5630 or email vernon@thunderroadsiowa.com

Trustworthy Cycles 3781 Balk Road Fulton, Illinois 61252 563-249-1777 Specializing in Making the “Old Iron” Trustworthy Twisted Grip Cycle 2444 L Avenue (I-29 & 25th St. Exit)

Council Bluffs, Iowa 51501 712-256-7323 Aaron@twistedgripcycle.omhcoxmail.com XTreme Cycle & Off Road 206 E Main St Panora, Iowa 50216 641-755-4288 xtremecycle@netins.net

Guthrie Auto Body John Beer owner 1804 State Street Guthrie Center, Iowa 50115 641-332-2484

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99 Counties on the Wall 99 Counties to tour on the bike, 99 counties to tour, take one down, drive on around, 82 counties to tour on the bike. A few years back, a summer riding goal was to ride through each and every one of the counties of Iowa, and what was found was a wealth of interest and beauty. Each month we will feature a different county, and new things to go see, and hopefully spark a little touring curiosity for our own state.

Cerro Gordo County This month’s selection is located in the second tier of counties from the north and almost centrally located across the state from the east to the west.

Originally, this county was a part of Fayette County.

Lime, Willow Creeks, and Shell Rock River affect drainage in the north and east part of the county, while a number of small streams drain the south and west into the Cedar River.

The county Cerro Gordo named after the Battle of Cerro Gordo that took place during the Mexican War. The Mexicans did have the numbers and the stronger defensive position. General Winfield Scott of the United States defeated General Santa Ana of the Mexican army on April 18, 1847. The 12,000 men who fought on the opposing side outnumbered the American troops of 8,500 strong. I, tt, am always amazed and proud of our American ancestors for creating victories from the disadvantage point. The battle was significant because it opened the way for the United States to take Mexico City.

During the battle, America lost sixty-three soldiers with 431 wounded this is pale compared to the 1,130 to 1,700 Mexican soldiers that died. The Spanish translation of Cerro Gordo is “fat hill.”

crashed five miles north of Clear Lake killing all including the pilot. Waylon Jennings gave up his seat on the plane, Holly jokingly told Jennings, “I hope your ol’ bus freezes up!” Jennings shot back facetiously, “Well, I hope your ol’ plane crashes!” A statement would haunt Jennings for decades. Since 1979 Clear Lake in February has been a gathering point to remember and celebrate the revolutionary styles of these performers. The plane crash site features a steel guitar and set of three stainless steel records. Their music was very influential to many past and present artists. To name some are The Rollin Stones, Bob Dylan, and even Bruce Springsteen has said, “I play Buddy Holly every night before I go on; that keeps me honest.”

Clear Lake does feature a lake with all of the water sports available. Fort Custer Maze, built like a “real” western fort, including a lookout tower and four corner blockhouses that spans two acres with two miles of trails. The maze design changes weekly throughout the summer. Looks to be only open until Labor Day so save this one for next summer. Maybe I could meet you there. ; )

Among the towns of Cerro Gordo County is Clear Lake, which has some The Guardian Angel Roadside Chapel was interesting stories. The first stop was The Surf erected in 1991, then it was burned by vandals in Ballroom and Museum. This particular ballroom 1992. With contributions, donations of labor, and has hardwood floors surrounded by scenic walls of yesterday and booths reminiscent of milkshakes and overwhelming public support the rebuilding of the church happened rather quickly enabling it rock and roll. The ballroom was fashioned after a to reopened Palm Sunday of 1993. Jake Kennedy South Seas beach club complete with cabanas and palm trees. There are clouds floating on the ceiling. with his family opened the church originally in memory of Kennedy’s aunt who believed a guardian Therefore, the sky is the limit. Rock & Roll music as angel saved her life. The church location is just off we know it was forever changed right here in Iowa interstate 35 at the Clear Lake exit 193. following the surf’s original Winter Dance Party February 2, 1959. Buddy Holly, J.P. “The Big Bopper” Interesting facts learned about this county was that Richardson, and Ritchie Valens were considered a call to arms came in 1860. The total population of revolutionary in the music world. Unbeknownst to these three artists but their last performance was this the county was 940. Only 180 of these were voters; all were poverty-stricken ones at that. In July 1861, six very night. Due to bus breakdowns and the heater not working most of the time Buddy Holly chartered volunteers lined up on Main Street then left for war, an airplane to their next location. The three boarded amid tears. In the first two years, the quota for the county was 69 men. Eighty-six were furnished and an airplane headed to Moorhead, Minnesota, that www.thunderroadsiowa.com 12 - TRMI OCTOBER 2011

as time went on, additional enlistments brought the total to 125 men. Of these, 24 never returned.

From the beginning almost, prohibition had a strong following in this county. In 1882, prohibition was up for a vote. The total numbers of voters totaled 845.

Votes returned for prohibition was 811, this was not far from unanimous.

Cerro Gordo County has a number of claims to worldwide fame. The inception and development of the farmers’ co-operative has distinguished the county from others. The movement has probably been more thoroughly worked out locally here than elsewhere in the United States, starting with the farmers’ co-operative society at Rockwell which claimed nationwide attention in a day when the word co-operation was scarcely understood.

Road building is another realm of activity in which Cerro Gordo pioneered. The first mile of rural road paved in Iowa was on the Clear Lake road. One mile built in 1913 has grown to nearly 50 miles.

In 1918, Mason City established the first Junior College in the state. Carrie Lane Chapman Catt was an international figure in the cause of Equal Suffrage for Women. Early in her career, she was one of the first teachers and later the principal of the Mason City Schools.

Cerro Gordo County has much to offer for the tourist.

You definitely could fill a day or even a week’s worth of activities learning the history and enjoying the sites. Our tour actually began with some excellent food and service from the O.P. aka The Other Place.

OP is definitely a biker friendly place that has a wait staff that takes the time to go the extra mile for the patrons.

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Antique Races ‘11 The Chief Blackhawk Chapter of the Antique Motorcycle Club of America is responsible for organizing this great event, and The weekend’s more info also full of various can be events, like rides found on around the scenic next year’s event at chiefblackhawk.org. river valley, a classy bike show featuring nothing but truly the best antiques and restorations, banquets, seminars, and of course the antique

Davenport Iowa on Labor Day weekend Davenport, means one thing, Heaven! Yep for any antique motorcycle guru, it’s a weekend full of pure Heaven at the Mississippi Valley Fairgrounds on the west side of town. The event doesn’t officially start until Thursday, but vendors start rolling in on Wednesday to set up for the world’s largest antique motorcycle swap meet. The meet is full of very early motorcycle parts, and I’m talking early as in teens era belt drives, on up to Shovel era projects.

Nate Ullrich (www.natanic.com) motorcycle races held on Friday night.

The races really are the highlight of the weekend, with early board track racers stealing the show, but the roar of a couple dozen TT bikes screaming around the half-mile Davenport Speedway is a welcome rush too!

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up big time. He was an adulterer and a murderer and did many horrible things, but God didn’t abandon him. In fact, God called David a man after God’s own heart because when David did make a mess of things he always turned back to God in repentance and tried his best to go forward righteously. He Another Labor Day in the didn’t promise to go to church more, give more tank and what extremes offering, bow down five times a day and say written in weather. Heading to out prayers. He was truly humbled, loved God, Conesville for the Thunder and wanted to know His heart. He went on to be in the Sand on Thursday we Israel’s most popular king and a great example of had 102 temp, and coming God’s grace and mercy to us. The Bible tells us that home on Monday 62 degrees. if we draw near to God, He will draw near to us. What You have to be prepared for a comfort. None of us get it right all the time and we anything and when traveling need a Savior. Jesus is the way the truth and the with Karla, that means tea life. Keep looking to Him. Bring your life to Him, no bags and dragging a trailer; matter what your circumstances. He will help you to you husbands can relate I’m sure. It was a great be who you are supposed to be. weekend - good bands, a fine turnout, and some awesome drag races that took place, although a day Blessings, late because of the rain storm. We even ran in to our illustrious editors and last month’s knock out pin- Mark up girl. Thank you, Circle of Pride.

Mark and Karla Cornick are Area Reps with the We sat around the booth, did some small first aid Christian Motorcyclists Association. Find out more cases, talked with many and did a lot of crowd about CMA and God’s plan for you at www.cmausa. watching. It was such a diverse crowd, from very org. young to very old and all in a variety of places in life. It reminded me of a birthday card that we gave my brother-in-law, it said something to the effect that before you get to be old and wise you get to be young and dumb. So I figure that puts me somewhere in the late middle- aged, just dazed and confused stage.

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Anyway, that started us talking of our various experiences at the rallies, where we were in life and how those things fit in with the past, what we’ve done, and how that affects us now. It kinda comes down to, you have to play the hand you’re dealt. God has a way of using our experiences, good or bad, to help others that may be in similar situations. If we have the right attitude, we play that hand to the best of our abilities and those experiences develop character and faith. If we don’t, we often miss opportunities and have regrets and suffer the consequences. Karla’s comment on the subject was that the rope that the devil meant to hang us with, God turns into a life line that we then throw out to others who are going through similar circumstances.

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MILITARY RIDERS

This month we bring you Jason L. Skoland from Cylinder, Iowa. He is an Army man, still serving in the Army National Guard. He has attained the rank of 2nd Lieutenant, and has served for eight years, and still active.

His primary duties are as a Signal Corps Officer. His service history includes being activated and served in 2005 for Operation Enduring Freedom. He credits much of who he is today, to a major influence of Military service in his family and of himself.

Jason has never been without bikes since his first, a 2006 Sportster. He then moved up to a 1999 Heritage Softail, and now his cool Military themed 2008 Street Glide. His latest ride came out of Okoboji Harley-Davidson after he rode to South Dakota with a friend, and became a little envious of his buddy’s radio and cruise control. That was enough of a push for him, and he upgraded to the Glide.

He plans on doing a little bit of engine work to his current bike, mainly because his girlfriend just got herself a 2012 Street Glide, and Jason cannot live with the fact that she has a bigger motor than in his bike.

We asked Jason about any big events or rides planned, and he stated that he goes to Algona every year, but unsure on the next big trip.

He said he would like to just throw a dart at a map, and where ever it sticks, go there, unless of course it lands in Cylinder, Iowa, then a re-throw will be necessary.

CVMA 39-1 IOWA 3RD ANNUAL PATRIOT RUN RAISES OVER A THOUSAND FOR THE IA VET CENTER

DAVENPORT, IA. - AUG 13, 2010: On August 13 the Combat Veterans Motorcycle Association in Iowa (CVMA 39-1) hosted its Annual Patriot Run (APR). This year the CVMA event benefitted the Iowa Veterans Center. After completing the registration process at Fun Mart Cycles the kick stands were up and everyone headed out. The weather was perfect as over 50 bikes rolled to each five stops ending up at Crabby’s Bar and Grill. The night ended with camaraderie as the best and worst hands were announced, and items were raffled and auctioned. All in all the good times raised $1,400 for the Iowa Vet Centers.

The CVMA 39-1 is an association of combat veterans from all branches of the United States Armed Forces who ride motorcycles as a hobby. Our mission is to support and defend those who have defended our country and our freedoms. Our focus is to help veteran care facilities provide a warm meal, clothing, shelter, and guidance, or simply to say “Thank You.” and “Welcome Home. “ We sponsor and/or participate in many motorcycle-related charity events each year, and as a non-profit organization, donate to various veteran care facilities and veteran charities.

The Iowa Veterans Center goal is to provide a broad range of counseling, outreach, and referral services to eligible veterans in order to help them make a satisfying post-war readjustment to civilian life for the Combat Veteran and/or their family.

Contact: Kent High - CVMA 39-1 PR Officer 913.967.9388 - kent.high@gmail.com - www.iacvma.org www.combatvet.org

Jason and his significant other are both members of the Whttemore, Iowa Legion Riders, and have many friends that they ride with regularly. They both love to ride, and do so whenever they get a chance. Jason had to head out for duty in September. He will be stationed at Fort Gordon in Georgia until January. He joked that he is not happy about his SO being able to put on miles while he is gone.

Maybe he should get his bike down there with him to ride while free? I bet we could find someone willing to ride it down for him!

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of Iowa Susan Magnussen 2011 Yamaha Striker Swisher, Iowa

Megan Huster 2006 Street Glide Rockwell City, Iowa

Karen Jensen 2011 Road King Western Iowa

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Olive Branch Family Restaurant

will ride to eat

108 E Iowa Street Greenfield, IA 50849 641-743-8300 Lunch: 11-2 Mon-Sat Dinner: 5-9 Mon-Thur 5-10 Fri-Sat Closed Sundays

or recommendation) but the menu here is so diverse it caught me off guard! The offerings of the menu include appetizers, Nothing Beats Family Owned And Operated! pasta, salads, sandwiches, steaks, chicken, seafood and pizza!

When the rings arrived we found the small order to be the A couple of months ago Lynnette and I were out for a ride size of a normal full order at most establishments, consisting with a group of friends one Saturday. One of the stops along of sweet onion rings battered to perfection and fried to a the way was in Greenfield at Schildberg Antique Cars (a golden brown. Since we had arrived at the agreed upon time great place to stop, even if it’s not open you can see most to place our orders Lynnette ordered the catfish dinner (thus everything through the windows). We were parked across buying me an extra few seconds the street, chatting with some of to confirm my final choice) and I our friends when a lady from the ordered the spaghetti dinner. Both restaurant we were in front of of our decisions came with no came out and inquired if we were regrets! Lynnette’s catfish dinner waiting for them to open. She told arrived with a dinner salad and us they would be happy to open baked potato. Lynnette described a little early if so. We told her we the catfish as flaky, tender and already had lunch plans further deep fried to perfection as though along our trip but we certainly her mother had done it herself. appreciated her offer and would My spaghetti dinner arrived with stop back another time. She went a salad as well and two slices of back inside the restaurant and the garlic toast. It’s hard to describe next thing we know she’s back in words just how good this with a menu showing us their spaghetti is! I could devote an variety and reasonable prices. entire book to describing bad Well, that was the clincher! We spaghetti but you just know when were definitely coming back! The you are eating spaghetti that is name of this oasis? Olive Branch cooked just right... marinara Family Restaurant. sauce that is seasoned to excellence... you know, good spaghetti! This spaghetti!!!! Try it and you’ll understand. No Being true to our word we did return. The friendliness of meal would be complete (well at least no meal for me! LOL) our first meeting with one of the staff proved to be not an with out some desert! Since we were so full from all the exception but a rule! Everyone with which we had contact culinary delights we had just consumed we decided to share a was very friendly and helpful, even taking time to stop and slice of hot cherry pie with ice cream (don’t tell anybody but discuss the history of the building and it’s owners. The menu I guess I’m just a romantic at heart). I have to share a small also gives some insight to the history of this wonderful eating disappointment. When the pie arrived, instead of having a establishment and it’s owners, the scoop of ice cream on top of the Galanakis Family. They opened the slice, this ice cream was of the restaurant in 1979 and it has been single serve variety in a plastic cup family owned and operated ever sitting next to the slice... but that since. disappointment was soon gone with the first taste of the pie! Truly a I could write up an entire article slice of heaven! about the history of their business, the history of its locations and the I always enjoy, and actually ambiance of their current location prefer, family owned and operated but that’s not why we meet here so restaurants. There is nothing like on to the food! the quality and attention to detail that comes from knowing that Lynnette and I both selected it’s your name and reputation on lemonade as our beverage the line with each and every bite and found it to be a delightful of the food you serve! Stop in at combination of tart and sweet. We Olive Branch Family Restaurant in selected a small order of their homemade onion rings for an Greenfield... you’ll see what I mean! appetizer. The menu was so full of choices I was having a VERY difficult time making up my mind! After the third time Until next month, ride safe and eat hearty! our waitress stopped for our order, and I hadn’t decided yet, we agreed to have our orders ready to place when the onion Craig Little - craig@thunderroadsiowa.com rings arrived. I normally don’t have any problem deciding on what I’m going to have and usually I know what I’m PS If you have someplace you think we should check out in ordering before I even arrive (either through past experience your neck of the woods, shoot me an email. www.thunderroadsiowa.com

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SAUSAGE, BACON & CHEESE STUFFED JUMBO SHELLS 1 Whole Package of Your Favorite Bacon 1 Tub of Cream Cheese; softened 1 Box of Jumbo Pasta Shells for Stuffing 1 Package of Your Favorite Sausage; crumbled 2 Bottles of Prepared White Fettucini Sauce (in same section as spaghetti sauce in any grocery) Dash of Parsley Dash of Nutmeg Fry up your bacon and your crumbled sausage and place on paper towels to drain. Cook up your pasta shells until still a bit chewy as they have to be stuffed and continue cooking in the oven. Mix your sausage and crumbled bacon thoroughly into your softened cream cheese, along with a dash of nutmeg. Stuff your shells carefully. Lay them all in a large casserole dish. Pour as much of the white Fettucini sauce all over, inside and around. Coat them very well.

Sprinkle with parsley and bake on 350 for apprx. 30 minutes. Turn broiler on if the top does not have the desired brown & bubbley that you want. But keep a close eye on it.....only takes seconds under the broiler. Serve with some crusty Italian bread and some soft basil butter. These are incredible!

SUPER QUICK “CHEDDAR-BACON BISKITS” 2 Cups of All-Purpose Flour 1 Tbl. Baking Powder Salt & Pepper to Taste 1 tsp. Paprika 1 tsp. onion powder 1 Cup of Whole Milk 1/2 Cup of Melted Butter 10 Strips of Bacon; crispy & crumbled 1 Cup of Shredded Cheddar Cheese 1 Large Egg Preheat oven to 425. In large bowl, add in the flour, baking powder, 1 tsp. salt, paprika & onion powder. Mix up good and then form a well in center of bowl. Add milk, melted butter, crumbled bacon and shredded cheese. Mix again. Using a ice-cream scoop, dole out dollops onto a sprayed baking sheet. Be sure and leave enough room around each biskit to spread out.

In small bowl beat up egg with a splash of warm water and then brush on top of each biskit. Bake in oven apprx. 20 minutes or until toothpick inserted in center comes out clean. Serve up with softened real butter with honey mixed in. These literally melt in your mouth! Scrumptious.

CINNAMON ROLL COOKIES....MINI STYLE 1 Cup Butter; softened 1-3/4 Cups Sugar; divided 3 Egg Yolks KEEPIN’ IT SIMPLE MAYONNAISE SOAK 2 Tbls. of Honey; divided FOR GRILLED CHICKEN 1 tsp. Vanilla Extract 1 Cup of Premium Mayo 1 tsp. baking powder 1/2 tsp. salt 1 Cup of Buttermilk 1/2 tsp. cream of tartar Zest of 2 Whole Lemons 2 Tbls. of Ground Cinnamon Zest of 1 Whole Orange 8 oz. White Baking Chocolate; chopped 1 Tbl. of Paprika Cream up your butter w/ 1-1/4 cup sugar. Beat Salt & Cracked Papper to Taste in egg yolks, 1 Tbl. honey & vanilla. Combine left 1 tsp. of Cayenne Pepper (more if you want heat) over flour, baking powder, salt & cream of tarter.

Mix all ingredients together thoroughly.

Very gradually add to creamed mixture and mix Put your cut-up pieces of chicken in a large well. Shape a heaping Tbl. of dough into a 6 bowl, pour your soak all over your chicken pieces in. log, In shallow bowl, combine cinnamon & and cover it tightly. Place in fridge and allow chicken remaining sugar; roll log in this mix. Loosely coil to soak up flavors for at leas one hour. Take out and log into a spiral shape; place on greased baking sheet. Repeat. Leave room to spread. Bake place on a very hot grill and cook accordingly on both sides. This is simply the most flavorful chicken at 350 for 8-10 mins. Remove to wire racks.

Melt down white chocolate & remaining honey. possible. So different from traditional Que sauce.

Drizzle all over cookies & let cool. Got milk?

You’ll love it because of the difference!

day trips with Doc Greetings Brothers and Sisters, and another month is gone, with only a couple more suitable for riding! Unbelievable that the summer has Marched its way to September, I guess it’s like they say “Time sure flies when you’re” having fun”!

Now you tell me, looking back…Has it been? And have you had? If not then, why did you even get out of bed? I have discovered that if a body is bored, then you’re doing something wrong! There is just way too much happening out there to say you can’t find anything to do, or anyplace to go! I finally got in touch with the “Beer Lady” from Van Buren County, she confirmed what I had heard about their County, and we set up a ride, which also was the rain date for their annual bike show and poker ride, fund raiser. I put it out there if “Anybody” would like to ride with, and to meet me at the filling station @ 7:00am that Saturday morning! Well true to her usual, Mother Nature thought it would be funny to unleash another one of her tirades, and it was raining when I got up! (Never cuss Mother Nature, never cuss Mother Nature) Nobody had the will to be at the meeting point and I don’t blame them, getting rained on all the time gets old, and makes you look that way too! So I had the scooter packed and ready to go, and did just that, Buh- bye!!

judging! And after a good stretch and some howdy do’s we got on with it!

All makes and models are welcome in the show, and there were many. Not all were represented but there was a good choice between foreign and domestic bikes, but my attention was turned to a little battery powered unit that had been entered by a youngster, by my guess it was a replica of a Flathead, Dad had rewired and Junior had painted it! I was impressed by it! As a matter of fact we voted it #1 in the kids division, now, there was another entry, a scooter and powered by a battery also, but you could tell that Junior did the painting on the replica just by looking at it! In the trike category, two entered, one was a fine work of machine and paint, and the other was clearly a master-piece of hand built by time, love and whatever the owner could put together to make the body and deck, and I believe the controls were built in the garage custom! A couple of customs with cool paint jobs were there, along with a few stock bikes and an old shovel head set out from the rest! A factory vintage Yamaha, looked like it gets packed in bubble wrap, was gleaming in the sun when it hit me, it went from 58 degrees to 95 in a hurry and I was dry. Dry as a pan of brownies cooked by a 12 year old for the first time, the Sahara desert I met up with my one ride mate, Andy aka Banjo who is a of dry, and it was time…………..Continued until next seasoned rider and loves to ride about as much as I do! So month cause I have a mean we took off for Bonaparte, going south to get out of the rain Editor who won’t give me and then east till we hit it again, and followed that course the space…lol! Till the and plan until we came out of the rain and was able to tanks run out of gas…Doc shuck our leathers, and stand in the sunshine, nice and warm, but still damp from earlier! Lovillia was a good way I’m still waiting to hear from Bonaparte, and we were running late as it was, so we about your favorite rides took off kicking gears, and enjoyed ourselves, for the rest of The roads you like to the ride.

Thunder down And the good folks you This part of Iowa has some different scenery; I noticed meet along the way fewer crops in the field and more natural vegetation! Thick and rich timberlands, with streams winding through them, Drop me an e-mail or give Southeast of Knoxville! It was very interesting to see all me a call @ Poppa45doc@ the little towns, some of which were no bigger than a few yahoo.com houses and a cemetery, others were shacks and a gas station, 515-975-3893 Pulaski was one of them, and thank God they had a Sinclair.

We were only 30 to 40 minutes away from Bonaparte; we were running short on fuel! After learning a lesson in what keeps an internal combustion engine moving, I was a little concerned until I spied the Sinclair station…I was relieved, for these little mom and pop shops are the only thing that can keep us moving sometimes, AND they seem to have everything in them! Fuel, food, and fuses! Drinks, smokes and gum! Bungees to replace the ones ya lost or broke, and even a cool novelty item, every now and then! After fueling up, I contacted Linda to let her know we were closing in, and then we pegged up for the last leg of the ride!

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Top Ten Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating is Better Than Sex A ragged, old, biker shuffled into a down and dirty bar. Stinking of whiskey and cigarettes, his hands shook as he took the “Piano Player Wanted” sign from the window and handed it to the bartender.

“I’d like to apply for the job,” he said. “I ride an old shovel head and have been repairing them babies for years until the shop I was working at decided to replace me with a youngster straight out of some damn pup wet behind the ears. I learned to play the piano at an old biker bar near the shop, so here I am.”

The barkeep wasn’t too sure about this doubtful looking old guy, but it had been quite a while since he had a piano player and business was falling off. So, why not give him a try. The seedy biker staggered his way over to the piano while several patrons snickered. By the time he was into his third bar of music, every voice was silenced. What followed was a rhapsody of soaring music unlike anything heard in the bar before. When he finished there wasn’t a dry eye in the place.

The bartender took the old biker a beer and asked him the name of the song he had just played? It’s called “Drop your Skivvies, Baby, I’m Going Balls To The Wall For You” he said. After a long pull from the beer, leaving it empty, he said “I wrote it myself.” The bartender and the crowd winced at the title, but the piano player just went on into a knee-slapping, hand-clapping bit of ragtime that had the place jumping. After he finished, the biker and also ex fighter pilot acknowledged the applause, downed a second proffered mug of ice cold beer, and told the crowd the song was called, “Big Boobs Make My Afterburner Light.”

He then launched into another mesmerizing song and everyone in the room was enthralled. He announced that it was the latest rendition of his song, “Spread ‘em Baby, It’s Foggy Out Tonight and I Need To See The Centerline”, excused himself and headed for the john. When he came out the bartender went over to him and said, “Hey biker, the job is yours, but do you know your fly is open and your pecker is hanging out? “Know it?” yelped the old biker, “Hell, I wrote it!”

10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9. If you get tired, wait ten minutes and go back at it again.

8. The stranger you look, the easier it is to get some.

7. You don’t have to compliment the person who gave it to you.

6. Person you are with doesn’t fantasize you’re someone else, you already are.

5. If you get a stomach ache, it won’t last nine months.

4. If you wear leather and chains, no one thinks you’re kinky.

3. Doesn’t matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2. Less guilt the next morning from over-indulging.

1. If you don’t get what you want at one place, you can always go next door to get more! ******************************************** This Halloween I met a genuine Fairy that said she would grant me one wish.

“I want to live forever,” I said.

“Sorry,” said the Fairy, “I’m not allowed to grant wishes like that!”

“Fine,” I said, “then I want to die after Congress gets their heads out of their asses!”

“You crafty bastard,” said the Fairy. ********************************************

Lil’ Johnny got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.

Inquisitive as ever, Lil’ Johnny asked why he wore his collar backwards.

The man, who was a Priest, said, ‘I am a Father..’

Lil’ Johnny replied, ‘My Daddy’s a father and he doesn’t ******************************************** wear his collar like that.’

The priest looked up from his book and answered, On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were having trouble picking suitable outfits. After a while the wife ‘’I am the Father of many.

Lil’ Johnny said, ‘’My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two got mad and stormed out of the room. Fifteen minutes later she came back completely naked except for a lemon between grandchildren and he doesn’t wear his collar that way!’

The Priest, getting impatient, said. ‘I am the Father of her legs. hundreds’, and went back to reading his book.

The husband looked at her for a moment and then stormed out of the room himself. Twenty minutes passed and then he Lil’ Johnny sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and whispered, “Maybe you should wear a came back himself with a potato around his pecker. condom, and put your pants on backwards instead of your The wife gave him a wierd look and then the husband collar.” replied......“If you’re going as a sour-puss, I going as a dictater”. www.thunderroadsiowa.com

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Part of that process was so much more than just being a passenger, because these boys were in class, and learning When first becoming interested in motorcycles, I was about riding the entire time. the lone wolf type of person in my family. I started my appreciation for the machines at an early teenage time, but This set the stage for them to start to branch out on their did not have the benefit of any family members or even close friends that rode. At 19 years old between being self- own. Momma bird was not taught, taking a rider education course through ABATE, and going to simply kick them out of the nest, she was going scraping up all the cash I could find, I became a “biker.” to make sure they had the My first bike was a 1975 Sportster that I bought from Joe Chance. Some things stick with you and this bike is one of knowledge and skill required to twist the wick on their own them, wishing that I could get it back. I also realize that I learned a lot about riding, about bikers, and about life on or before turning them loose. around the saddle while riding that bike. With no direction, it was a lot of trial and error. Some things were good, some Tyler is the older sibling and were bad, and some are not worth mentioning again. I have is 17 years old now. He started on a Suzuki 450, and then moved up to his own bike, a 1999 often wondered if there is a better initiation into the world 1200 Sportster in the spring of 2010. He has taken a rider of motorcycling, and I think I have found one option. education course, and along with guidance from his folks, Jason and Jen Scobee from Webster City, and their two boys feels he has a good foundation of skills needed to be a safe Tyler and Chase are the epitome of a biker family. Jason had rider. He has logged over 5,000 miles, with no favorite place or route; he states that he “just likes to ride!”

Jen hop on the back to go to Milwaukee for Harley’s 105th party, and that is when Chase is 15 years old, and rides a 2000 883 Sportster. He as she decided she wanted to be well logged some seat time on the 450. He has been on two on her own. She came back wheels just about a year now, and has logged almost 4,500 and learned to ride. Getting miles himself. Chase will take the rider education coarse her own bike, and was living next spring when they fire back up. While still holding the learner’s permit he still is required to ride with licensed life and having fun. Now with two bikes in the family, riders, which will enable him to learn more as he goes.

Chase as well said that he “just likes to ride.” Chase quickly two empty back seats, and stating that when riding his Harley “it helps get more girls.” two boys that are up for adventure, it seemed like the perfect situation. Definitely, The young men both admittedly prefer two wheels now to this family can ride together! driving or riding in a cage. It seems that Jen and Jason have This was all fine and dandy, instilled a respect and love of riding that will probably last until the day came for each a lifetime. One of the biggest points of excitement for the boys this summer has been the family trip to Sturgis. They of the boys that they were each rode their own, and logged over 2,000 miles a piece tired of riding “bitch.” on the trip. This also gave them the opportunity to ride the most miles in a day for each of them, which was upwards of 350 miles. They shared many of their adventures from the Rally, but overall the riding, scenery, and fun on the curves were their most favorite part. They did have a couple of narrow escapes in South Dakota, but all ended fine, and Jen can breathe again.

She is a rider as well and understands the dangers of two wheels, but is also a mom first, and is naturally worried about her boys.

Bikers of Tomorrow!

The young men were asked if they cared to share any recommendations for other new riders, Tyler stated, “Make sure you know what you are getting into, and watch out for others” and Chase added, “Be vigilant and watch out for everything.” Sounds like mom and dad have started them on the right path.

The future bikers like these boys seem to have it together. They were a pleasure to ride and chat with.

Ride Safe!

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Coalition of Independent Riders: Are you a 5%’er?

First, a little history; in 1924 the American Motorcycle Association was founded and mainly supported by the motorcycle manufacturers to promote riding motorcycles.

They sanctioned groups of riders who rode together as being “clubs”. Some wore complete matching outfits and the AMA even gave awards for the best-dressed clubs. In 1947 the AMA had an article in their magazine stating that 99% of their members are law-abiding citizens and only 1% are “outlaws”; this was the beginning of what we know today as the 1%’ers.

Today it is widely believed that about 5% of the riding-public are members of so-called rights organizations. In other words, those of us who work to stay informed and labor to inform others. As well as call, e-mail, and/or write to our elected officials. This, to me is a startling statistic. While 19 out of 20 are satisfied to complain to their friends or coworkers they are, for some reason, afraid to do the work.

Why is that? The U.S. Constitution gives “we the people” ownership of this country. With this comes the responsibility to fight to make sure that our liberties and rights are never trampled upon by politicians and bureaucrats. This great experiment of self-government known as The United States of America has been under attack either from outside or within, since its founding. It is only because of the 5% that we still have the freedoms and liberties we enjoy.

I wasn’t always so adamant and patriotic in my beliefs.

Seven years ago my wife gave birth to my first son and I cannot bear the thought of him growing up in a different country than I did.

It’s time to get off the couch and be counted. Do you know your state senator and representative’s name? Better yet, do they know you? If not, how can you be comfortable with the idea of them making decisions that affect your life, your money, your kids’ education, etc? When you get to the federal level the challenge is more difficult, but since 95% of the people are too lazy or “busy” to do their civic duty a few speaking as one can have a very loud voice.

As members of the Coalition of Independent Riders (U.S. Defenders/C.O.I.R.) we do our best to stay on top of what’s going on and act when necessary. What is it that we defend?

We defend the U.S. Constitution and our right to do what we want to, as long as we’re not stepping on other people’s rights. We’re all about making sure that our elected officials remember who they are working for. Don’t be scared or intimidated, remember these people in the “government” work for us. The only power they have is the power we give them. Over the last number of years, many have forgotten this fact. It’s all of our job to remind them. Not sure how?

I’ll be glad to show you the way! Join me, as a liberty defending freedom fighting 5%’er. Send me an e-mail and I’ll gladly show you how. peter@riderpromotions.com “Take the mirror test. Every morning while brushing your teeth or doing your hair, ask yourself: “Have I done all that I can do?” Can you really lie to yourself?” ~ Sputnik Peter A. Sieben Lt. Commander C.O.I.R. of Iowa Free roaming radical & proud 5%er. www.thunderroadsiowa.com

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From the Woman’s Seat

The Proposal was in Sturgis of 2010. Jordan’s first time to the rally and she could hardly wait to experience it. They rolled into Rapid City, SD on Wednesday August Fourth for their first night. Riding to Rushmore was her first taste of riding in the Black Hills after dark. BRRR! Take a jacket.

Clint told her later that he considered proposing while at Mt. Rushmore but talked himself out of it because he really wanted to wait to be in Sturgis.

Thursday August Fifth they rolled into STURGIS, set up camp and then went downtown to have a few beers and From the Woman’s Seat this month is about a young woman check out the sights. That afternoon they rode out to Full Throttle Saloon, which was Clint’s favorite bar from his first and her fiancé that have chosen to exchange their vows on 9-10-11. Jordan rides a Softtail Deluxe and Clint rides a Tour trip to the rally.

Glide.

Jordan instantly loved it. “The place is HUGE first of all and out back surrounding the main stage they had craned in The story begins for us this spring at Hog Wild Rodeo in two very large, very old bridges. One of my obsessions is One Eyed Jacks where my wonderful husband spotted this old bridges. Any chance we get to ride across a bridge on a gal he had taken a picture of at one of our local bike nights along the western boarder of Iowa. We both approached her motorcycle, we take it. We walked to the top to take in the view of the entire bar. Clint snuck off to grab a beer, or so I introduced ourselves and she then introduced her fiancé. assumed, but quickly realized when he came back what was From here, we received an invite to a biker wedding. happening. He asked me for my camera, gave it to a woman at a nearby table, and bent down on one knee and asked...

The story Will You Be My Wife?” and my response was Absolutely!” unfolds to us of how they The Big Day met. Clint says they met What makes a Clint and Jordy wedding? The two that ride on MySpace.

Jordan partially together have thrown a Rock ‘N’ Roll, Harley Davidson, agrees. You see, Off Beat Bride inspired day. A little traditional and nonthe whole story traditional... shaken... not stirred. The day was definitely off the beaten path, but a day that means the world to the happy begins in the summer of 2006. couple. You even heard Clint say “I promise to treat you as good as my leathers.” The part about riding you as much Clint, Shaun, and a few other as my Harley was nipped by the bride to be but instead he guys were riding injected “I’ll love you if you’re poor, I’ll love you when you’re sick, I’ll love you till the day I die or until the day the Skidmore you ride a metric.”

Poker Run that Jordan was on also. Jordan talked to Shaun at a few stops but did not talk to Clint, as she had no idea The wedding took place at the Westfair Amphitheatre in who he was. A week later, Jordan gets a message from him via MySpace saying that if she ever wanted a riding partner Council Bluffs, IA. Due to flooding of the Anchor Inn, they had to find a new location for the wedding and reception. to give him a call and he would show her around Omaha.

Nevertheless, for the sake of Clint and his stories... they met Dinner followed the ceremony was catered in by the ones with a helpful on MySpace. ;) smile in every aisle people. =) The band followed was Lemon Fresh Day. No better way to end the CrAzY BeAuTiFuL day than with live music, dancing, GREAT friends, cold drinks, and tons of fun!

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ANAMOSA HILL CLIMBS It’s takes pure determination to launch a motorcycle up a 160 foot, near vertical, grassy hill. But for over the past 30 years, that’s what hundreds of motorcyclists have been doing in Anamosa, IA. On Sunday, September 11, 2011, approximately 50 hillclimb enthusiasts were on hand to put their bikes and their reputations to the test. As riders came into the pit area, some with a bike or two in the back of a pickup, others with a trailer sporting their names or a business, they stopped to register. Classes for the day were as follows: 600 4-Stroke; 600 Novice; 600 Expert; 750 Novice; 750 Expert; Open Class; 850-CC; and Exhibition. While most of the riders were only entering one class, there were a few who had brought two bikes with them and competed in more than one class.

Jason Kersey, of Huxley, IA, was one such rider.

Jason was competing with a Suzuki GSXR 600 and a Yamaha XS 750. A veteran who has been competing for 8-9 years, he travels to Iowa, Kansas, Wisconsin and Utah. He is fortunate to have some timber available to practice on, though most riders don’t practice between competitions. Jason noted that his favorite competition is the Widowmaker Hillclimb that is held near Coalville, UT. Rider Kyle Jacobs, from West Liberty, IA, has only 5 years of hillclimb experience under his belt. His bike of choice is a Honda 6RF 450. So far, Jacobs has only raced in Iowa and Illinois, but hopes to attend more venues in the future.

Veteran rider, Mike See, of Muscatine, IA, has been racing for 12 years and has taken 3rd place at Nationals twice. He competes in approximately 7 hillclimbs a year, traveling to Illinois, Minnesota, and other Iowa locations. Despite many broken bones caused by accidents, Mike continues to ride.

the past 6 years. He estimated that he has made it over the top of the hill 3 or 4 times, on his Honda 450.

The two of them compete in hillclimbs in Iowa, Illinois, Wisconsin and Minnesota. Matt’s ability to score a fast time has taken him to Nationals every year.

A crowd favorite at this event was tthe Exhibition class where young rriders got to show off their riding a ability. Six young riders, between tthe ages of 9 and 14 took on the h hill just like the “big boys”. These rriders, wearing mini-versions of tthe gear, did their best to make it u up the hill. For one young rider, D Dalton, it was about beating his la last score. Dalton, a 9 year old ffrom Muscatine, was anxious to b beat his last score of 32 feet. This w was his 3rd race of the season and this is the first year he has been racing. He put his 90cc Yamaha to the test and managed to beat that number by making it to 41 feet. Another crowd favorite was the only female rider in this class, 9 year old Emily Schultz.

The course for this season’s ride seemed to be an “easier” course than the one used in June. With fewer obstacles during the first few feet, riders were able to accelerate up the hill quickly. Once past the rough terrain that riddled the last few feet of the course, riders were able to make it over the top. This event then came down to speed. It would be the clock that determined who took home the win at this race.

In addition to the race, vendors are available who have bike accessories, parts, and t-shirts for sale. Food is also available on the grounds. Bring your own seating if you plan to attend this event. A swap meet is held in conjunction with this event and starts at 10:00 in the morning. The hillclimb begins at noon. Parking is available on and near the grounds and an admission fee is charged. Special thanks to Wade Schultz and his fearless crew for making this a well-run, wellattended event.

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Many of the riders I spoke with told me that they began riding motorcycles at a very early age, one as young as 3 years old. Mike Kopetko, from Benton, WI, was one such rider. Starting at age 4 on a 50cc bike, he now races a 450 Honda. When I asked him why he competed in hill climbs he told me that it was for the adrenaline rush. “It’s so scary its fun!” he shared.

In 2010, Mike finished 2nd place in the Anamosa September event.

Racing seems to run in the family, I learned. The support shown to these riders is evident by the “crew”, who are on hand to help out at these events. One such family is the Altfillisch brothers from Elizabeth, IL. Matt and Chad. Matt told me that he started racing dirt bikes at a young age and has been competing for www.thunderroadsiowa.com

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Midway Tavern’s Soldier Valley Run

Come along join in the fun at Western Iowa’s #1 Biker this Labor Day. The Friendly Bar. Everyone is welcome! poker run, as usual offered great scenery, Nestled in the beautiful Loess Hills of Western weather that could Iowa is a place that offers the small town hospitality not be beat, and with a kick of Bad Boy Flavor. I have seen Harleys places on the route to Hooters to Cowboys to Shooters frequent were very hospitable. this establishment. Attendees this year were not Venders on site offered th disappointed with the 13 Annual Soldier Valley Run an array of jewelry,

clothing, leathers, patches, and more. Leather and Hawgs was brimming with staff to assist you with all of your leather, clothing, and stitchery needs. The band Saturday night was Scott Holt Band. Then on Sunday the feature, Hairball was truly one of a kind band. Hairball is an 80’s tribute band with a twist. They have two singers who rotate the stage. While one is performing, the other is changing into the

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n 80’s personality next tthat will take the stage.

The band stays on stage aand is, in essence, the 80’s house band. In one 8 ttwo and a half hour performance the band p will pay homage, with w ssinger in full costume, to Bret Michaels, AC/DC, B Guns N Roses, Prince, G Van Halen, Aerosmith, V Motleyy Crue, Judas M Priest, Alice Cooper, Twisted Sister and many more. Vocally, the guys do an incredible job as each singer plays the part that best suites them.

Musically, these guys are excellent. Back by popular demand was The Pink Ladies

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beverages. Th ere will be exciting additions to next beverages There yyear’s Labor Day festivities, stay tuned to your Thunder Roads Magazine of Iowa for further information. All the roads will end at Midway Tavern in located at the lo intersection in of State o Highway 183 H and 37. an tt

Sep 26-Oct2 Hawkeye HD Customer Appreciation Days Coralville, Iowa Oct 1 Toys for Tots/C.O.I.R. Poker Run Leather & Hawgs Hornick, Iowa Oct 1 Hawkeye Harley Davidson Open House Coralville, Iowa Oct 1 5th Annual “Fight Like a Diva” Metro H-D Cedar Rapids, Iowa Oct 1 RIP’s BAD Ride Boone, Iowa Oct 2 Fun Run Sundown Bar Williamsburg, Iowa Oct 2 27th Annual Toy Run K-Mart Davenport, Iowa Oct 2 Toy Run Bomgaars Denison, Iowa Oct 2 Hot Rods Harleys / Car Bike Rat Rod Show Hopkinton, Iowa Oct 8 M&M Garage Open House/End of Season Discount Day Audubon, Iowa Oct 8 Pre-Toy Run Party @ Fat Boyz in Grimes Oct 9 Abate District 4 28th Annual Toy Run @ State Capital Leaving Oct 9 Harvest Run The Gardens Davenport, Iowa Oct 10 Columbus Day Oct 15 Hero’s Day Big Barn HD Des Moines, Iowa Oct 29-30 AMA Arenacross Wells Fargo Arena Des Moines Iowa Oct 31 Happy Halloween from tt, Vernon, & all the crew ; ) Costumes everyone Nov 6 Daylight Savings Time Ends ; ( Nov 8 Election Day – Let our vote make a difference Nov 11 Veterans Day – Thanks for giving so much ; ) tt, Vernon & crew Nov 11-13 ABATE STEAM Marshalltown, Iowa Nov 24 Happy Turkey Day – I am thankful for…..

Nov 25 Turkey Run Clinton, Iowa Dec 3 Cedar Rapids Chrome Divas “Santa’s Little Divas” Christmas Event Dec 25 Merry Christmas from tt, Vernon & The Crew ; ) Dec 31 New Year’s Eve – be safe out there! tt & V

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