Useless

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USELESS


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I thought CEO was a Mcdonald’s Menu. He told me

(I own enough money to buy one I thought) Not enough to buy a Haagen Dazs Ice cream bottle and tampons and a Mcdonald’s Menu (in the same month)

#99problems

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2 love

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I wish someone would love my body hair I wish someone

(and my body hair)

I wish someone would sextext me I wish someone would dream about me

I wish someone would get tired of me of us of my body hair

Life is full of questions that Google can not answer me.

who’s gonna love me?

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3 being

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Whatever you do say think watch wear use you will be condemned to be something

YOU ARE NOT Constantly being misunderstood

(nobody knows who you are and nobody cares)

*stupid bitch*

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BE YOURSELF While you are on a diet to be more skinny While you buy a fake Chanel and pretend to be as rich as your neighbour While you cut your hair to look like Emma Watson While you buy internet clothes to look like Facebook Celebrities While you are creating a Tumblr page to be cool AF While you are taking pictures to have likes on Facebook While you talk shit about someone you love bc in fact you don’t know what to say to be interesting While you look for tips to take care of your skin or define your eyebrows While you polish your nails to look like a chola While you try to talk spanish While you talk shit about your parents bc having problems is cool While you cut yourself bc you don’t like your body While you hide yourself in the toilets bc you have eating disorders and nobody knows it While you tell your “friends” that you are no longer a “virgin” While you pretend to love your boyfriend While you touch yourself and cry bc you are gay While you eat Snickers bc you’re anxious While you listen to Taylor Swift when you like Evanescence While you take drugs when you know you have heart problems 8


Buy Like Wear Eat Consume Drink Be yourself as you try to be somebody else look before nothing

#justdoit

(but remember don’t dissapoint your parents)

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Sit right Eat right Drink less Don’t take drugs Don’t talk shit Be grateful Thank God

I wish you what normal people wish to other people...

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life


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