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June 9, 2014 Volume 2 • Issue #40 Published by Sean & Lynette Athey • Serving Northeast South Dakota & West Central Minnesota • Advertising Information 605-541-0110 • www.LakeAreaTidbits.com
Laugh-A-Bit with Tidbits
Free Fun Take One
June 9, 2014
Clown: "Hey, do you know the secret to becoming a bull rider?" Announcer: "No, suppose you tell us." Clown: "First, you put a handful of marbles in your mouth and you keep them there. Every time you ride a bull, you spit out one of the marbles in the arena." Announcer: "Oh really..." Clown: "Yeah, and when you've lost all your marbles, you're a bull rider!!!
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"You are a cheat!" shouted an attorney to his opponent. "And you're a liar!" bellowed his opposition.
Q: What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? A: "Hold my purse."
Banging his gavel adamantly, the judge interjected, "Now that both attorneys have been identified for the record, let's get on with the case."
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
Exp. 06/30/14
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