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July 14, 2014 Volume 2 • Issue #45 Published by Sean & Lynette Athey • Serving Northeast South Dakota & West Central Minnesota • Advertising Information 605-541-0110 • www.LakeAreaTidbits.com
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July 14, 2014
An English professor wrote the words, "A woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: "A woman, without her man, is nothing." The women wrote: "A woman: without her, man is nothing."
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor of his. The neighbor happened to be a lawyer. Incensed at the theft, the butcher called up his lawyer neighbor and said, "Hey, if your dog stole a roast from my butcher shop, would you be liable for the cost of the meat?" The lawyer replied, "Of course, how much was the roast?" "$7.98." said the butcher. A few days later the butcher received a check in the mail for $7.98. Attached to it was an invoice that read: Legal Consultation Service: $150
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Q: My mom and dad were married in 1949 following the end of World War II. As she began setting up and organizing her kitchen, she bought dozens of gadgets such as shredders, choppers, odd can openers, juicers, ricers and even a Tala Egg Wedger, which was used for slicing hard-boiled eggs. I find these items fascinating and would like to find out more about them. Any suggestions? -- Margaret, Panama City, Fla. A: There are two helpful books I think you’ll enjoy: “Spiffy Kitchen Collectibles” by Brian S. Alexcontinued on page 9
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