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“Take time to learn the Anzac stories.” RSA president, Merv Brenton, challenged about 800 people to learn about Anzac Day’s rich heritage in a stirring ceremony that included addresses, wreaths, prayers and ceremonial STORIES, PHOTOS P2, 3 marching and music.

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Moving tributes made to our fallen soldiers Daniel Alvey

Locals, returned and current service personnel, girl guides and scouts stood side by side to honour our servicemen and women.

About 800 people attended the Ashburton Civic Service yesterday at the cenotaph.

The bagpipes echoed throughout the area to begin the service, followed by the Australian and New Zealand national anthems.

Mayor Neil Brown was one of the guest speakers at the service.

“It is our privilege to honour them here today,” Brown said in his address.

Brown’s address was

Wreaths laid to honour those who have served our country. followed by two moving speeches from Ashburton College head girl Jorja Roulston, and head boy Jack Brown.

“Our youth of today haven’t had to experience war,”

Roulston said.

Along with discussing the fallen, Jack Brown discussed the war in Ukraine in his speech.

Addressing the fact that despite Anzac Day remem-

Ashburton local, Lyn Hunt, is proud to wear the medals of her family members on Anzac Day.

Historian Jock Phillips and war veteran George Harper laid a Ealing Anzac Day service.

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bers those who have fought for us, but it is also about those who still are fighting for us.

These addresses were followed by Ashburton RSA president Merv Brenton who highlighted the importance of remembering the soldiers and their stories on Anzac day.

“Take time to learn the Anzac stories,” Brenton said.

Brenton highlighted an artwork in the RSA which reads “If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you read it in English thank a soldier.”

As Brenton concluded his address the Last Post echoed across the grounds, played

by Jim Lischner.

Local Lyn Hunt said it was her “one day to have a little cry” as she adorned her families’ medals from Australia and New Zealand.

Hunt said she was lucky that all her family members made it home from the war.

As the bagpipes concluded the service, one important message remains.

We will remember them.

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Ealing community pay their respects Daniel Alvey As Sons of Gallipoli rang out amongst the trees, the Ealing community gathered to honour our Anzacs.

Graham Tarbotton led the morning service, attended by 50 locals and members of the New Zealand Motor Caravan Association, who were staying at the nearby campground.

“It was good to see such a turnwreath during the HOTO DANIEL ALVEY out,” Tarbotton said.

Officer of the New Zealand Order of Merit, historian Jock Phillips, was the guest speaker at the service. He read extracts from diary entries soldiers had written on the battlefield at Gallipoli.

Phillips said the diary entries gave people an understanding of what it was like to be in the trenches.

“The soldiers were astonished how the newspapers back home had reported the conflict,” Phillips said.

To conclude the service, Phillips’ father-in-law and World War Two navy veteran George Harper laid a wreath at the gate to the tree planted to remember Pilot Officer Eric Bayly Withell.

Ashburton College head students, Jorja Roulston and Jack Brown, display the wreath they presented at the cenotaph yesterday.

Praise and poppies from head students Malcolm Hopwood

on Anzac Day 11am service.

Ashburton College head girl, Jorja Roulston, knew she wanted to express thanks to the people who served in New Zealand’s wars and conflicts overseas.

Roulston and head boy, Jack Brown, were invited to speak at the RSA’s Civic Service at the cenotaph yesterday morning.

Roulston told an audience of about 800 people she couldn’t “begin to fathom” what our servicemen and women went through, so her speech was one of appreciation.

She paid tribute to soldiers, nurses, doctors, navy and air personnel and those present at the ceremony.

“I thanked them for the sacrifice they

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Roulston was told by last year’s head girl that speaking at Anzac Day would be one of the highlights of her year.

“It was a surreal experience. One of the best things I’ve done as head student,” she said.

Brown focused his speech on poppies.

“They’re a way of shedding a beacon of light on something tragic and horrible, but they also shed joy,” he said.

He counted down the years, months and days since our soldiers landed at Gallipoli and contrasted them with the 60 days since Russian forces invaded Ukraine. The conflicts didn’t occur in the past, they’re happening today he said.

Brown read the World War One poem, In Flanders Field, because of its significance.

In reading it initially at Tinwald School, he glimpsed his first understanding of Anzac Day.

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Goodbye for now L

eaving something you love is never easy.

The thought of an imminent return makes it a little less painful though.

The weather played its part though and packing up our camp site at Rangi went pretty well. Slow and steady is definitely the way to go.

Heading out on Saturday morning and staying the night was a great idea, it meant we didn’t have to rush on the Saturday to get awnings dried and packed up, we still had the Sunday morning up our sleeve as a back-up.

That on top of a fair whack at things the weekend prior.

Although it was chilly sitting under the side-less awning roof, the night sky at Rangi turned it on for us.

The stars out there minus the light pollution in town are spectacular, had there not been a heavy dew on the ground I’m sure we would have had a wee lie down stargaze as well.

The camp ground is now closed for the winter and will open again in August for the whitebait season. It will be a few months of waiting with

Phill Hooper OFF THE AIR bated breath for us regulars as we see what happens with the camp grounds in August and beyond.

The current caretakers are moving on, and as yet no-one has had word as to what happens next. They say you should try and leave things in a better state than how you found them and I think, thanks to some good maintenance work, Bruce and Gillian can tick that box.

We have heard rumours that the camp ground will become a freedom camping spot.

In our eyes that would be a shame, and possibly the death knell for us.

We can imagine the mess left behind by some and we certainly wouldn’t feel comfortable leaving our caravans set up down there over the summer months without a caretaker looking after things.

This is part of the appeal, as

Winners decided Don’t be fooled by the serious looking winners of the Ashburton Guardian’s Easter colouring competition.

We know that (from left) Catelyn Wallington, 10, Brian Kononyuk, 9, and Jaxon Dole, 6, were actually super stoked at winning.

And it wasn’t easy for the trio because the Guardian got swamped with entries from Mid Canterbury children from far and wide, which probably wasn’t surprising given that chocolate was the prize.

Catelyn took out the 10 to 12 years’ section, Brian the seven to nine years, and Jaxon the six years and under.

But unlike the other winners, little Jaxon won’t get to enjoy the chocolate taste of success. How come?

Jaxon is dairy free, so his dad would get the chocolate instead.

Still, Jaxon was “overjoyed’’ at winning, his mother Rebecca said.

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are the facilities; although very basic, they do us just fine.

A number of the hut holders I have spoken to would not be happy with the camp grounds without someone looking after them.

Hopefully the good fish caught number trend of this season continues in a positive direction and with new innovation like the fish screen playing its part, we will be back to having a camping site full and profitable.

But if the ratepayers have to meet a small shortfall until that happens again I’m pretty sure it wouldn’t be the only council owned facility not running at a profit.

We shall wait and see.

Till next week Hoo Roo Phill Hooper Stargazer Phill Hooper is the breakfast host of Ashburton’s Hokonui radio station. The views expressed in this column are his and do not reflect the opinion of his employer or the Ashburton Guardian.

Water debt reduced Jonathan Leask A troublesome leak has been long been fixed, and now the large outstanding excess water bill it caused has been cleaned up.

The Hinds Reserve Board had incurred excess water usage charges due to a leaky water reticulation system to the tune of $21,200 over the period from May 2014 to January 2016. And it asked the Ashburton District Council to write-off the charges.

New pipes fixed the leak in 2016, but not the cost it incurred, which had been left hanging over the cash-strapped reserve board.

Council chief executive Hamish Riach said there had been extensive efforts over the years to find and fix the leaks “in a complex tangle of pipes under the ground” that were never successful, leading to the constant

excess water use charges.

“It was only when a new line [of pipes] went in and the old line was turned off that the problem was resolved,” Riach said.

The solution to the problem was new pipes, but the problem of the excess water charges remained.

The council calculated based on an average charge of $350 that the board was eligible for a writeoff of $18,400 from the period of May 2014 to January 2016.

As the problem had persisted for so long, councillor Stuart Wilson said the reserve board would be “glad for something rather than nothing because it has been going on for 10 or 12 years”.

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Above – Assistant manager, Gayle Smith-Busch (left) and centre manager, Angela Ross, shows an artist’s impression of the fort which will be installed in the new outdoor area.

Left – Staff, preschoolers and Advance Ashburton staff give the thumbs up to a new outdoor area at the new location.

Outdoor area funded for Phoenix Preschool Malcolm Hopwood Phoenix Preschool staff are “blown away” at receiving a major grant from Advance Ashburton.

Phoenix, which will move into its new relocated preschool by mid-year, has received $27,510

for an outdoor area at the new site on Ashburton College grounds.

Centre manager, Angela Ross, is overwhelmed by the grant.

“We’re so grateful,” she said.

“Instead of staging the development over three or four years, we can now go ahead and have the outdoor area built by the time we relocate in four to six weeks’ time.”

The area will include a fort, raised vegetable and flower gardens, fruit trees, a hill mound

with a slide, a climbing wall and wooden fencing around two playhouses.

“It’s going to encourage lots of learning opportunities for the children.

“It will develop their knowledge of sustainability and how things grow,” Ross said.

The preschool, which caters for children from five months to six years, has been at its present site for 37 years and said the new location will offer “a community-based facility that’s well

equipped and resourced for the years to come”.

Grants administrator, Naneh Manoa, said Advance Ashburton saw the need to landscape the bare section in front of the new preschool and acknowledged the involvement of parents and family members in working bees and Ashburton College’s agricultural class for moving plants.

Advance Ashburton Community Foundation welcomes donations of any amount from groups and individuals.

Other major recipients of the latest Advance Ashburton round are: – Mid Canterbury Youth Charitable Trust ($20,000) – Hakatere Multi-Cultural Council, newcomers migrant support ($15,000) – Mid Canterbury Tennis Charitable Trust ($5000) – Ashburton Housing Trust ($10,000) – Ashburton BASE Youth ($20,500) – Cholmondeley Children’s Centre ($5000) – Multiple Sclerosis and Parkinson’s ($10,000) – Road Safety Education Limited ($2171) – Friends of the Hospital ($4980.42) – Mid Canterbury Rural Driver Licensing Scheme ($5000) – Hampstead and Netherby primary schools ($2000 each).

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Elephant in the room: Succession

By Pat Deavoll If anything is going to rupture a rural family, it’s farm succession, or handing down to the next generation. So often it’s the elephant in the room, the issue no-one wants to talk about.

There are some horror stories about succession-gone-wrong.

Take this example: Son leaves school early and works long hours on the family farm for low wages. His expectation? That the farm will eventually be his.

In 1992 he buys, with his wife, the neighbouring farm for $500,000 but the purchase is wholly financed by the parents through a mortgage on their own farm. However, the new farm is in the son’s name.

The son works hard for no more than labourer’s wages while the capital gains on the property go to the parents. He is unable to build up savings or capital with all of the farm’s revenue going to the parents.

A few years later, father and son fall out. The son wants to go it alone, but the father won’t have

New Zealand farmers are particularly bad at succession planning, despite red flags from experts that the process should be started early.

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By the time the case is heard in court eight years later the not-sonew-anymore farm is valued at

$1.8 million. The family agrees that the parents are entitled to a share which the court will determine. The son and estranged daughter-in-law then must agree

Court of Appeal awards them an increased share of 42 per cent.

But it’s not all bad news. There are some fantastic examples of succession plans where both the farmer and all the kids are catered for.

Take the Williams family in Wairarapa. Three siblings live on the property. One runs the main farm. Another has the homestead and runs a catering and functions business, and the third has a helicopter operation.

Or the Wallis family at Minaret Station, Wanaka. They have a dozen helicopters in the air every day. The station has enabled the family to develop the heli-business, build their luxury tourist lodge and acquire a game-packers.

A whole range of other business interests has grown from farming due to careful succession planning.

on how to divide the remaining share between them.

The judge decides on a 38 per cent share for the parents, which they appeal. Two years later the

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GM debate reignites Using GM, AgResearch has developed ryegrass that has an increased lipid content.

Pat Deavoll As reports on efforts to reduce greenhouse gas emissions continue to be rolled out, it was the Government’s reaction to another report – the Productivity Commission’s recommendations on genetic engineering – that caught Federated Farmers (Feds) attention.

“Farmers are intensely interested in further reducing their world-leading greenhouse gas (GHG) emissions footprint per

kilogram of food produced, but the federation has been saying for several years now that we need new tools to do so,” Feds president and climate change spokesman Andrew Hoggard said.

“Genetic modification (GM) is one of those new technologies that offer exciting potential.”

William Rolleston, past president of Federated Farmers, Mid Canterbury farmer, and expert on GM answered a few questions for the Ashburton Guardian on the issue.

“Methane emissions are generated from the breakdown of cellulose. Replacing cellulose with more lipids (fats) would mean fewer methane emissions for

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the energy intake of the animal (cow/sheep).

Using GM, AgResearch has developed ryegrass that has an increased lipid content. The GM ryegrass they have developed would mean an overall reduction in methane of up to 23 per cent – doubling our 2030 methane target reduction.

“GM, and in particular gene editing, could be used to reduce methane-producing bacteria in the gut of animals, breed lower methane emitting cattle and sheep, and improve productivity to reduce the carbon footprint of our agricultural products.

“How would GM affect NZ’s brand? It wouldn’t. The debate on the safety of GM food is long

over. Trillions of meals containing GM food have been eaten around the world without even a headache attributable to GM. The world has moved on from the GM aversion of 20 years ago. The market is far more interested in New Zealand’s effective contribution to climate change and biodiversity (predator control),” he said.

“This question of branding was looked at by various government and advice bodies in Australia. The conclusion was that the GM-free status imposed by some state governments discouraged agricultural science investment, created no product premium, and imposed net costs on farmers and the community in the

range of tens to hundreds of millions of dollars.

“Given that co-existence between GM and non-GM crops has been demonstrated in Australia and internationally, New Zealand would be better to develop a co-existence model and let farmers decide for themselves rather than a de facto state-controlled strategy of “GM Free” for which there is no justification in science or economics,” Rolleston said.

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10:25 The Social Network ML 2010 Drama. Story of the evolution of Facebook, and how overnight success changed the lives of the Harvard classmates who created it. Jesse Eisenberg, Andrew Garfield.

8:30 French Top 14 (RPL) Montpellier v Bordeaux.

From CGL Stadium, Montpellier.

10:30 The Breakdown 11:30 Super W (RPL) Final – Fijiana Drua v TBC. 1:30 Between Two Posts 2:30 French Top 14 (RPL) Montpellier v Bordeaux.

4:30 Super Rugby Pacific (HLS) Hurricanes v Reds.

From AAMI Park, Melbourne.

5pm Super Rugby Pacific (HLS) 5:30 Super Rugby Pacific (RPL) Blues v Fijian Drua.

From AAMI Park, Melbourne.

7:30 Super Rugby Pacific (HLS) Highlanders v Brumbies.

From AAMI Park, Melbourne.

8pm Sky Speed 8:30 Aotearoa Rugby Pod 9pm NBL Overtime All the highlights and analysis from the latest round of games.

9:30 The Back Page 10:30 Super Rugby Pacific (RPL) Teams TBC.

2:05 Breaking News In Yuba County 16V 2021 Comedy. 3:40 Escape From Pretoria MVLSC 2020 Thriller.

5:25 Wrath Of Man 16VL 2021 Action.

12:25 Gravity MLC 2013 Drama. 1:55 The Imitation Game MC 2014 Drama.

3:50 Speed MV 1994 Action.

5:45 Original Sin 16VS 2001 Thriller.

12:30 Super Rugby Pacific (RPL) Highlanders v Brumbies.

2:30 L Cycling – Tour De Romandie Prologue.

5am The Back Page

Wednesday

Wednesday

SKY SPORt 1

Wednesday

0 Closed captions; 3 Repeat; 2 Maori Language; HLS Highlights; RPL Replay; DLY Delayed. CLASSIFICATIONS: 16/18 Approved for persons 16/18 years or over; C Content may offend; L Language may offend; M Suitable for mature audiences 16 years and over; PG Parental guidance recommended for young viewers; S Sexual content may offend; V Contains violence. Local Radio: NewsTalk ZB 873AM/98.1FM FM Classic Hits FM 92.5; Port FM Local 94.9, 98.9 and 106.1

6:30 Waiata Mai 3 6:40 ZooMoo 3 6:50 Taki Atu Taki Mai 3 7am Darwin And Newts 3 7:10 Smooth 3 7:20 Haati Paati 3 7:30 Kia Mau 3 7:40 Kainga Whakapaipai 3 7:50 Paia 3 8am Tribe 3 8:30 Oranga Ngakau 3 9:30 Whanau Living 3 10am He Kakano 3 10:30 Toi Te Ora 3 11am Waiata Nation 3 11:30 School Of Training 3 Noon Te Ao Tapatahi 12:30 Heritage Rescue 3 1:30 Ako 3 3:30 Waiata Mai 3 3:40 ZooMoo 3 3:50 Taki Atu Taki Mai 3 4pm Darwin And Newts 3 4:10 Smooth 3 4:20 Haati Paati 3 4:30 Kia Mau 3 4:40 Kainga Whakapaipai 3 4:50 Paia 3 5pm Ariki 3 5:30 Te Pou Herenga O Kia Aroha 3 6pm Te Arawa 3 6:30 Te Ao Marama 7pm Toi Te Ora 3 7:30 David Rocco’s Dolce Africa David Rocco explores the cultures and culinary worlds of Ethiopia, Kenya, Tanzania, Zanzibar and South Africa.

8pm Hunt With Me PG 8:30 N Africa’s Wild Horizon Africa’s diverse ecosystems, breeding grounds, migration paths and watering holes are on stunning display.

9:30 N Toa Hunter Gatherer Owen Boynton presents a holistic view of gathering kai. He travels the country meeting kaitiaki and outdoor experts.

10pm Home, Land And Sea 3 10:30 Piri’s Tiki Tour PGC 3 11pm Te Ao Marama 11:30 Closedown

UKtV 6:40 EastEnders M 7:05 The Graham Norton Show ML 8am The Bill M 8:50 Midsomer Murders M 10:30 Father Brown M 11:15 Doc Martin PG 12:05 Midsomer Murders M 1:40 The Bill M 2:30 New Tricks M 3:30 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown MLS 4:25 The Graham Norton Show ML 5:20 Who Do You Think You Are? Australia MLC Ernie Dingo.

6:20 Qi M 6:55 EastEnders M 7:25 Qi M 8pm Would I Lie To You? PG Comedy panel show where contestants bluff about their secrets.

8:35 Heartbeat MVC 9:30 Sister Boniface Mysteries PG 10:30 Father Brown M 11:25 Midsomer Murders M Wednesday 1am Qi M 1:30 Qi M 2am Would I Lie To You? PG 2:30 Who Do You Think You Are? Australia MLC 3:25 Heartbeat M 4:15 Sister Boniface Mysteries PG 5:10 Father Brown M 5:55 The Singapore Grip ML 26Apr22

DIScOVERY 6:05 Man Caves PG 6:30 How Do They Do It? PG 6:55 You Have Been Warned MLC 7:45 Barnwood Builders PG 8:35 Aussie Salvage Squad PG 9:25 Fast N’ Loud PG 10:20 Impossible Repairs PG 11:15 Dino Hunters PG 12:10 How Do They Do It? PG 12:35 Man Caves PG Supper Club Cave. 1:05 Naked And Afraid MLC Stomping Grounds.

2:55 Homestead Rescue PG Killzone. 3:50 Gold Rush – Dave Turin’s Lost Mine MLC X Marks the Spot. 4:45 Aussie Salvage Squad PG Family And Friendship. 5:40 Aussie Gold Hunters PG Bahama Drama.

6:35 Aussie Gold Hunters PG 7:30 Outback Opal Hunters PG 8:30 Expedition X MLC Canyon of the Apes.

9:30 Aliens In Alaska PG Night Stalkers.

10:30 Mission Declassified PG Boston’s Unsolved Art Heist.

11:25 Naked And Afraid MC Honeymoon From Hell.

Wednesday

12:15 Barnwood Builders PG 1:05 Mysteries At The Museum PG 1:55 Gold Rush – Dave Turin’s Lost Mine MLC 2:45 Naked And Afraid MC 3:35 Bering Sea Gold MLC 4:25 Homestead Rescue PG 5:15 Aussie Gold Hunters PG

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Kirstie And Phil’s Love It Or List It, at 8:30pm

Taskmaster, at 8:30pm

Love On The Road, at 1:05pm

Ambulance, at 8:30pm

Ellen's Next Great Designer, at 10:30pm

6am Breakfast 0 9am The Ellen DeGeneres Show PG 0 10am Tipping Point 3 0 11am The Chase 3 0 Noon 1 News At Midday 0 12:30 Emmerdale PG 0 1pm Hollyoaks PG 0 2pm Coronation Street PG 3 0 3pm Tipping Point 3 0 4pm Te Karere 2 4:30 Neighbours Kyle and Roxy face an uncertain future; Terese and Leo are thrown by Paul’s new attitude. 0 5pm The Chase 0 6pm 1 News At 6pm 0 7pm Seven Sharp 0 7:30 The Million Pound Cube 0 8:20 Lotto 8:25 The Million Pound Cube Continued. 0 8:30 Kirstie And Phil’s Love It Or List It Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer battle to convince homeowners to either sell or refurbish their home. 0 9:30 Coronation Street PG 0 10:30 1 News Tonight 0 11pm Shortland Street PG 3 Dawn contemplates a bleak future; Marty is thrown back into the deep end. 0 11:30 My Life Is Murder M 3 0

6am Les Mills Born To Move 0 6:30 Children’s Programmes 0 9:15 Infomercials 9:40 Les Mills Body Attack 0 10:15 Home And Away PG 3 0 10:45 Shortland Street PG 3 0 11:15 The Middle 3 0 11:45 Charmed M 0 12:40 Mom PGLC 3 0 1:35 Drew Barrymore Show PG 0 2:35 Sabrina The Teenage Witch 0 3:30 The Feed 5pm The Simpsons 3 0 5:30 Friends 3 0 6pm The Big Bang Theory 3 0 6:30 Home And Away PG 0 7pm Shortland Street PG 0 7:30 Snack Masters NZ Chefs Jamie Wharekawa and Cristian Pincheira tackle a Big Mac and fries. 0 8:30 Taskmaster M Five comedians complete bizarre tasks for taskmaster Greg Davies. 0 9:30 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown M 3 0 10:30 Hell’s Kitchen – Young Guns 16L The chefs jump back into the dating game, hoping to swipe right on the perfect match of ingredients. 0 11:30 Have You Been Paying Attention? M 3 0

6am AM 9am Infomercials 10:30 Match Game PG 3 0 11:30 Newshub Live At 11.30am Noon You Live In What?

1:05 M Love On The Road 2021 Romance. When a restaurantmakeover show host meets a smalltown diner owner she discovers a thing she might call love. Erin Cahill, Jesse Hutch.

3pm Cutthroat Kitchen PG 4pm Yard Crashers 4:30 Newshub Live At 4:30pm 5pm Gold Rush PG 0 6pm Newshub Live At 6pm 7pm The Project 7:30 Parental Guidance PG The hot seat has switched as the other five parents prove that their parenting styles can live up to the test. 0 9pm SAS Australia 16 In an abduction scenario, recruits must escape from the boot of a moving car. Some display reckless behaviour. 0 10:10 Newshub Late 10:40 Hawaii Five – 0 M 3 Grover and the team investigates a murder at a private golf course where a man was frozen to death in the cryotherapy chamber. 0 11:35 Yard Crashers 3

8am Blue’s Clues And You 3 0 8:25 The Moe Show 3 0 9am Wheel Of Fortune 3 9:30 Fishy Business 3 0 10:30 The Office PGC 11:30 Whose Line Is It Anyway?

PGVC 3 12:30 F Carol’s Second Act PG 0 1pm Pawn Stars PG 3 2pm The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 3 3pm Wheel Of Fortune 3:30 Jeopardy 4pm Best Of American Pickers PGC 3 4:55 The Hui 0 5:30 Prime News 6pm Sky Speed 6:30 Storage Wars PGC 3 0 7pm Pawn Stars PG 3 7:30 Helicopter ER M Medics race to a boy who was knocked off his bike; a worker is crushed by a two tonne pallet and the helicopter swoops in to rescue him. 0 8:30 Ambulance 16C Chris and Lee are dispatched to a man who has fallen from a horse in a remote area; Paul and Isaac respond to a patient trapped under a caravan. 0 9:45 Call The Bailiffs MLC 0 10:45 Football – A-League Men’s (HLS) Round 24.

11:50 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG Thursday 12:50 Closedown 1am Infomercials

6am Pet Nation Renovation PG 7am The Pioneer Woman 7:30 Valerie’s Home Cooking 8am Jamie And Jimmy’s Food Fight Club PG 9am Mysteries At The Museum PG 10am The Bidding Room 11am Yardcore 11:30 Extra Yardage Noon Escape To The Chateau – DIY PG 1pm Big House Clearout PG 2pm Paramedics On The Front Line PG 3pm Mystery Of The Lost Island PG 4pm Ainsley’s Caribbean Kitchen 5pm Mysteries At The Museum PG 6pm The Bidding Room 7pm Ellen’s Next Great Designer PG 8pm Newshub Live At 8pm 8:30 Big Family Farm With seven of the nine children back at school Amanda and Clive have to send the lambs to the moors with two toddlers in tow.

9:30 Escape To The Chateau – DIY PG 10:30 Ellen’s Next Great Designer PG The remaining designers create a three-piece collection for Brigette Romanek’s famous Los Angeles home.

11:30 Baggage Battles PG Midnight Infomercials

Thursday

12:25 Leonardo PGV 0 1:20 Te Karere 3 1:45 Infomercials 5:35 Te Karere 3

BRAVO 6am Infomercials 10am Hoarders PG 3 10:50 Bar Rescue PGLC 3 11:40 Shark Tank PG 3 12:40 Celebrity Ghost Stories PGVC 3 1:35 The Real Housewives Of New York City PGLSC 3 2:35 Hoarders PG 3 3:35 Top Chef PG 4:35 Celebrity Ghost Stories PGVC 3 5:30 Shark Tank PG 6:30 Bar Rescue PGLC 7:30 Dog Rescuers PG Inspector Sarah does some detective work and calls the police to track down a cockerpoo with severely matted hair.

8:30 24 Hours In Emergency MC Marie as collapsed with an unexplained headache; 87-year-old Eileen has shortness of breath and a high heart rate.

9:30 Embarrassing Bodies MSC Dr Christian sees a young man with suspected warts all over his penis and a woman with a tender vagina.

10:30 Snapped: Killer Couples MVC 3 11:20 Mark Of A Serial Killer 3 12:10 Infomercials

Thursday

12:25 Resident Alien PGLC 0 1:15 Emmerdale PG 3 0 1:40 Infomercials 2:35 2 Tunes 2:55 MasterChef Australia 3 0 3:55 God Friended Me 3 0 4:35 Neighbours 3 0 5am Infomercials

SKY 5 6am Jeopardy! 6:25 Wheel Of Fortune 6:45 Pawn Stars PG 7:10 Counting Cars PG 7:35 Helicopter ER M 8:25 Border Security M 8:50 Storage Wars PGL 9:15 Storage Wars PGL 9:40 The Mentalist MVC 10:30 Person Of Interest M 11:30 Pawn Stars PG Noon Jeopardy!

12:25 Wheel Of Fortune 12:50 When Big Things Go Wrong MC 1:40 Outback Truckers PGL 2:30 The Mentalist MVC 3:20 Helicopter ER M 4:10 Jeopardy!

4:35 Wheel Of Fortune 5pm Counting Cars PG 5:30 Pawn Stars PG 6pm Storage Wars PGL 6:30 F Storage Wars PGL 7pm Border Security M 7:30 The Mentalist MVC 8:30 FBI MV 9:30 Lethal Weapon 16VLSC 10:30 Person Of Interest M 11:30 Helicopter ER M Thursday 12:30 Wheel Of Fortune 1am Jeopardy!

1:25 Border Security M 1:50 Lethal Weapon 16VLSC 2:35 FBI MV 3:30 Storage Wars PGL 3:55 F Storage Wars PGL 4:20 Person Of Interest M 5:10 The Mentalist MVC

Thursday

Midnight Infomercials 5:30 AM Early

MOVIES PREMIERE

MOVIES GREAtS

7:20 The Professor And The Madman MVC 2019 Drama.

Mel Gibson. 9:25 Those Who Wish Me Dead 16VL 2021 Thriller. Angelina Jolie, Finn Little. 11:05 Infinite MVLC 2021 Action. Mark Wahlberg, Chiwetel Ejiofor.

12:50 Ordinary Love MLSC 2019 Drama. Lesley Manville, Liam Neeson. 2:25 Judas And The Black Messiah 16VL 2021 Drama. Daniel Kaluuya, LaKeith Stanfield.

4:30 The Little Things MVLS 2021 Thriller. 6:40 Godzilla v Kong MV 2021 Action.

Alexander Skarsgard, Millie Bobby Brown. 8:30 Out Of Death 16VLC 2021 Thriller.

A corrupt Sheriff’s department in a rural town comes undone when an unintended witness throws a spanner into their shady operation. Bruce Willis, Jaime King.

10:10 Death On The Nile MV 2022 Drama. Hercule Poirot’s Egyptian holiday aboard a glamorous steamer turns into a search for the murderer of a young heiress.

Kenneth Branagh, Gal Gadot.

Thursday 12:15 The Glorias MLSC 2020 Drama.

2:39 The Lost Husband PGL 2020 Drama. 4:26 Fatale 16VLS 2020 Thriller.

7:40 The Imitation Game MC 2014 Drama.

Benedict Cumberbatch, Keira Knightley. 9:30 We Own The Night 16VL 2007 Crime. Mark Wahlberg, Joaquin Phoenix.

11:25 Message In A Bottle PGS 1998 Romantic Drama.

1:35 Green Lantern MV 2011 Action. 3:30 Magic Mike 16LS 2012 Comedy Drama.

5:20 The Grudge 2 MC 2006 Drama. 7pm Taken 16VS 2008 Action. Liam Neeson, Maggie Grace, Famke Janssen.

8:30 Money Monster MVLS 2016 Thriller. A pompous financial expert is taken hostage while live on-air after his bad financial advice leads to bankruptcy for many.

George Clooney, Julia Roberts, Jack O’Connell.

10:05 Brokeback Mountain MVLS 2004 Drama. A ranch hand and a rodeo cowboy meet in the summer of 1963, and unexpectedly forge a lifelong connection.

Heath Ledger, Jake Gyllenhaal.

Thursday 12:20 The Perfect Storm ML 2000 Adventure. 2:30 Assault On Precinct 13 16VL 2005 Action.

4:20 The Other Boleyn Girl MS 2008 Drama History.

SKY SPORt 1 6am Aotearoa Rugby Pod 6:30 The Breakdown 7:30 Super Rugby Pacific (RPL) Hurricanes v Reds.

9:30 Super Rugby Pacific (RPL) Teams TBC. 11:30 Super Rugby Pacific (RPL) Highlanders v Brumbies.

1:30 Aotearoa Rugby Pod 2pm Gallagher Premiership (RPL) Harlequins v Leicester.

4pm Gallagher Premiership (RPL) Harlequins v Leicester.

6pm Super Rugby Pacific (HLS) Crusaders v Rebels.

6:30 Netball – ANZ Premiership (HLS) Magic v Steel.

7pm L Netball – ANZ Premiership Stars v Pulse.

From the Pulman Arena, Auckland.

9pm Super Rugby Pacific (HLS) Hurricanes v Reds.

From AAMI Park, Melbourne.

9:30 AFL 360 10:30 Super Rugby Pacific (RPL) Blues v Fijian Drua.

From AAMI Park, Melbourne.

Thursday

12:30 Japan Rugby League One (HLS) Green Rockets v Shining Arcs. 1am L Cycling – Tour De Romandie Stage One – Lausanne.

4am Japan Rugby League One (RPL) Green Rockets v Shining Arcs.

0 Closed captions; 3 Repeat; 2 Maori Language; HLS Highlights; RPL Replay; DLY Delayed. CLASSIFICATIONS: 16/18 Approved for persons 16/18 years or over; C Content may offend; L Language may offend; M Suitable for mature audiences 16 years and over; PG Parental guidance recommended for young viewers; S Sexual content may offend; V Contains violence. Local Radio: NewsTalk ZB 873AM/98.1FM FM Classic Hits FM 92.5; Port FM Local 94.9, 98.9 and 106.1

6:30 Waiata Mai 3 6:40 Mahi Pai 3 6:50 Takaro Tribe 3 7am Darwin And Newts 3 7:10 Tamariki Haka 3 7:20 Te Nutube 7:30 Kia Mau 3 7:40 Cube 7:50 Huritua 3 8am Pukana 3 8:30 Oranga Ngakau 3 9:30 Whanau Living 3 10am David Rocco’s Dolce Africa 3 10:30 Toi Te Ora 3 11am Tribe 3 11:30 Moon Tide Fishing 3 Noon Te Ao Tapatahi 12:30 Africas Wild Horizon 1:30 Ako 3 3:30 Waiata Mai 3 3:40 Mahi Pai 3 3:50 Takaro Tribe 3 4pm Darwin And Newts 3 4:10 Tamariki Haka 3 4:20 Te Nutube 3 4:30 Kia Mau 3 4:40 Cube 4:50 Huritua 3 5pm Pukana 3 5:30 Te Pou Herenga O Kia Aroha 3 6pm Te Arawa 3 6:30 Te Ao Marama 7pm Waiata Nation 3 7:30 Haka At Home 3 Aotearoa’s best kapa haka groups share history and stories through song.

8:30 M The Score MLV 2001 Crime. An ageing thief who hopes to retire and live off his wealth is persuaded to carry out one last robbery. Marlon Brando, Robert De Niro.

10:40 Sidewalk Karaoke 3 11:10 Te Ao Marama 11:40 Closedown

UKtV

DIScOVERY

6:45 EastEnders M 7:10 The Graham Norton Show ML 8am The Bill M 8:50 Midsomer Murders M 10:30 Father Brown M 11:15 Doc Martin PG 12:05 Midsomer Murders M 1:40 The Bill M 2:30 New Tricks M 3:30 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown PG 4:25 The Graham Norton Show MLS 5:20 Who Do You Think You Are? Australia PG Patti Newton.

6:20 Qi M 6:55 EastEnders M 7:25 Qi M 7:55 Would I Lie To You? PG Comedy panel show where contestants bluff about their secrets.

8:30 Guilt MLC Two very different Scottish brothers kill an old man while driving home.

9:35 Holby City M 10:40 A Confession M 11:30 Midsomer Murders M

Thursday

1:05 Qi M 1:35 Qi M 2:05 Would I Lie To You? PG 2:35 Who Do You Think You Are? Australia PG 3:30 Holby City M 4:30 Guilt MLC 5:30 Sticks And Stones M 27Apr22

6:05 Man Caves PG 6:30 How Do They Do It? PG 6:55 You Have Been Warned MLC 7:45 Barnwood Builders PG 8:35 Aussie Salvage Squad PG 9:25 Fast N’ Loud PG 10:20 Expedition X MLC 11:15 Aliens In Alaska PG Night Stalkers. 12:10 How Do They Do It? PG 12:35 Man Caves PG Boxing Cave.

1:05 Mysteries At The Museum PG 2pm Naked And Afraid MC Honeymoon From Hell. 2:55 Homestead Rescue PG Fury and Fire.

3:50 Gold Rush – Dave Turin’s Lost Mine MLC Million Dollar Gamble. 4:45 Aussie Salvage Squad PG Best On Ground. 5:40 Aussie Gold Hunters PG Naked and Ghosted. 6:35 Dirty Jobs PG 7:30 Dirty Jobs PG 8:30 Alaskan Bush People PG 9:30 Guardians Of The Glades MLC 10:30 Moonshiners Special MLC 11:25 Naked And Afraid MLC Thursday 12:15 Barnwood Builders PG 1:05 Mysteries At The Museum PG 1:55 Gold Rush – Dave Turin’s Lost Mine MLC 2:45 Naked And Afraid MLC 3:35 Bering Sea Gold MLC 4:25 Homestead Rescue PG 5:15 Aussie Gold Hunters PG

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10 Years Younger In 10 Days, at 7:30pm

The Mummy, at 8:30pm

Meet Me In New York, at 1pm

Julia, at 8:40pm

The Newsreader, at 8:30pm

6am Breakfast The Breakfast team presents news, entertainment, sports and weather. 0 9am Ellen DeGeneres Show PG 0 10am Tipping Point 3 0 11am The Chase 3 0 Noon 1 News At Midday 0 12:30 Emmerdale PG 0 1pm Hollyoaks PG 0 2pm Coronation Street PG 3 0 3pm Tipping Point 3 0 4pm Te Karere 2 4:30 Neighbours PG Chloe and Nicolette land in a fresh mess; David puts chaos behind him. 0 5pm The Chase 0 6pm 1 News At 6pm 0 7pm Seven Sharp 0 7:30 10 Years Younger In 10 Days Cherry Healey enlists the help of experts to make participants appear 10 years younger. 0 8:30 Sally Lindsay’s Super Rich Sleepovers 0 9:30 Coronation Street PG 0 10:30 1 News Tonight 0 11pm Shortland Street PG 3 Jack is accused of betrayal; Leanne cannot let sleeping dogs lie. 0 11:30 It’s Your Fault I’m Fat PG 3 0

6am Les Mills Born To Move 0 6:25 Children’s Programmes 0 9:15 Infomercials 9:45 Les Mills Core 0 10:15 Home And Away PG 3 0 10:45 Shortland Street PG 3 0 11:15 The Middle 3 0 11:45 Charmed M 0 12:40 Mom PG 3 0 1:35 The Drew Barrymore Show PG 0 2:30 Snack Masters NZ 3 0 3:30 The Feed 5pm The Simpsons PG 3 Bart’s life story is told in flashbacks to when he was six and flash forwards into the future. 0 5:30 Friends 3 0 6pm The Big Bang Theory 3 0 6:30 Home And Away PG 0 7pm Shortland Street PG 0 7:30 Highway Patrol Special PG From those who stretch the truth, to the outright aggro, we feature the top 10 battlers and boofheads. 0 8:30 M The Mummy 16V 2017 Action. Trapped for millennia, an ancient princess awakens to bring terror and revenge upon the world. Tom Cruise, Sofia Boutella, Russell Crowe. 0 10:40 Motorway Madness 0 11:10 CSI MC 0

6am AM 9am Infomercials 10:30 Match Game PG 3 0 11:30 Newshub Live At 11.30am Noon You Live In What?

1pm M Meet Me In New York PG 2021 Romance. Events planner, Kelly, is hired by a website editor to organize his niece’s birthday.

She realises she may have met her match. Brooke Nevin, Corey Sevier, Molly Lewis.

3pm Cutthroat Kitchen PG 4pm Yard Crashers 4:30 Newshub Live At 4:30pm 5pm Gold Rush PG 0 6pm Newshub Live At 6pm 7pm The Project 7:30 7 Days New Zealand comedians pit their wits against the week’s news and each other.

8:30 Best Of The Graham Norton Show M 3 Featuring Robert De Niro, Jennifer Aniston, Reese Witherspoon, Ricky Gervais, Bruce Springsteen, and others. 0 9:30 Live At The Apollo 16 3 British stand-up comedy performed at the Hammersmith Apollo Theatre in London. 0 10:30 Newshub Late 11pm SVU 16 3 0 11:55 Infomercials 5:30 AM Early

8am Blue’s Clues And You 3 0 8:25 The Moe Show 3 0 9am Wheel Of Fortune 3 9:30 Fishy Business 3 0 10:30 The Office PGC 11:30 Whose Line Is It Anyway?

PGC 12:30 Jeopardy 3 1pm Pawn Stars PG 3 2pm The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 3 3pm Wheel Of Fortune 3:30 Jeopardy 4pm American Pickers PGL (Starting Today) 3 5pm Dream Home Dilemma 3 0 5:30 Prime News 6pm Storage Wars PGC 3 0 7pm Pawn Stars PG 3 7:30 F The Great British Bake Off PG The three remaining contestants are set challenges designed to test every aspect of their baking skills. 0 8:40 Julia ML Julia Child had an extraordinary life and a long-running TV show. Also, a loving marriage with a complicated power dynamic. 0 9:45 Bull MVLC The TAC team work on a defence strategy for a client who leaked classified government documents and is now charged with espionage. 0 10:45 The Crowd Goes Wild PG 11:15 UFC On Sky 11:45 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG Friday 12:45 Closedown 1am Infomercials

6am Mystery Of The Lost Island PG 7am The Pioneer Woman 7:30 Valerie’s Home Cooking 8am Ainsley’s Caribbean Kitchen 9am Mysteries At The Museum PG 10am The Bidding Room 11am Yardcore 11:30 Extra Yardage 11:55 Escape To The Chateau – DIY PG 12:55 Big Family Farm 1:55 Ellen’s Next Great Designer PG 2:50 Grizzly Project PG 3:50 Rick Stein’s Road To Mexico PG 5:05 Mysteries At The Museum PG 6pm The Bidding Room 7pm Griff’s Canadian Adventure PG Griff explores Quebec to uncover just how French Canada really is.

8pm Newshub Live At 8pm 8:30 The Newsreader M While Helen is still reeling after Dale’s revelation, reports emerge of a nuclear accident at Chernobyl.

9:35 Escape To The Chateau – DIY PG Dick and Angel Strawbridge offer advice and practical help to Britons buying chateaux in France.

10:35 Griff’s Canadian Adventure PG Griff explores Quebec to uncover just how French Canada really is.

11:35 Baggage Battles 12:05 Infomercials

Friday

12:25 I Am Not A Rapist 0 1:15 Te Karere 3 1:40 Infomercials 5:30 Te Karere 3

BRAVO 6am Infomercials 10am Hoarders PG 3 10:50 Bar Rescue PGLC 3 11:45 Shark Tank PG 3 12:40 Celebrity Ghost Stories PGVC 3 1:35 The Real Housewives Of New York City PGLSC 3 2:35 Hoarders PG 3 3:35 Top Chef PG 4:35 Celebrity Ghost Stories PGVC 3 5:30 Shark Tank PG 6:30 Bar Rescue PGLC 7:30 Ghost Hunters PGC An inside look at how the squad goes above and beyond to search for paranormal activity.

8:30 Below Deck: Sailing Yacht M A hungover Parsifal III crew puts the pieces of a wild night back together as they prepare for the second charter of the season.

9:30 The Real Housewives Of Orange County M On the final night in Cabo, tensions rise and Emily takes a fall; in the OC, Gina starts to question her friendship with Noella.

10:25 Snapped: Killer Couples MVC 3 11:15 Mark Of A Serial Killer MVC 3 12:05 Infomercials

Friday

12:55 N Extant MC 0 1:40 Emmerdale PG 3 0 2am Infomercials 3am Wentworth 16VLC 3 0 3:55 How To Get Away With Murder MC 3 0 4:40 Neighbours PG 3 0 5am Infomercials

SKY 5 6am Jeopardy! 6:25 Wheel Of Fortune 6:45 Pawn Stars PG 7:10 Counting Cars PG 7:35 Helicopter ER M 8:25 Border Security M 8:50 Storage Wars PGL 9:15 Storage Wars PGL 9:40 The Mentalist MVC 10:30 Person Of Interest M 11:30 Pawn Stars PG Noon Jeopardy!

12:25 Wheel Of Fortune 12:50 FBI MV 1:40 Lethal Weapon 16VLSC 2:30 The Mentalist MVC 3:20 Helicopter ER M 4:10 Jeopardy!

4:35 Wheel Of Fortune 5pm Counting Cars PG 5:30 Pawn Stars PG 6pm Storage Wars PGL 6:30 Storage Wars PGL 7pm Border Security M 7:30 The Mentalist MVC 8:30 Treadstone MA 9:30 Seal Team 16VLC 10:30 Person Of Interest M 11:30 Helicopter ER M Friday 12:30 Wheel Of Fortune 1am Jeopardy!

1:25 Border Security M 1:50 Seal Team 16VLC 2:40 Treadstone MA 3:30 Storage Wars PGL 3:55 Storage Wars PGL 4:20 Person Of Interest M 5:10 The Mentalist MVC

MOVIES PREMIERE

MOVIES GREAtS

6:06 Summerland PGC 2020 Drama. Gemma Arterton, Gugu Mbatha-Raw. 7:43 Baby Done MLSC 2020 Comedy.

Rose Matafeo, Matthew Lewis.

9:13 Happiest Season ML 2020 Comedy. 10:53 Death On The Nile MV 2022 Drama.

1:03 Kimi 16VLSC 2022 Thriller.

3:30 Superintelligence PGLS 2020 Comedy. 5:15 The Fallout 16VLSC 2021 Drama.

6:50 Monster Hunter MVC 2020 Action. Milla Jovovich, Tony Jaa, Ron Perlman.

8:30 The Conjuring 3: The Devil Made Me Do It 16VC 2021 Horror. The Warrens investigate a murder that may be linked to a demonic possession. Patrick Wilson, Vera Farmiga.

10:25 The Eyes Of Tammy Faye MLSC 2021 Drama. In the 1970s and ‘80s, Tammy Faye and Jim Bakker built a religious empire. Rivals, financial wrongdoing and scandal soon came knocking. Jessica Chastain, Andrew Garfield.

Friday 12:30 The Furies 18VL 2019 Horror.

1:50 Gully 18VLSC 2021 Drama.

3:12 Old MVC 2021 Horror.

4:57 Songbird 16V 2020 Thriller.

6:15 Taken 16VS 2008 Action. Liam Neeson, Maggie Grace, Famke Janssen.

7:50 Changeling 16VC 2008 Drama. Angelina Jolie, John Malkovich. 10:10 Milk MLS 2008 Biography Drama.

Sean Penn, Emile Hirsch, James Franco. 12:15 Last Flag Flying MLSC 2017 Drama.

Bryan Cranston. 2:20 The Three Musketeers MV 2011 Adventure. 4:10 Get On Up MVLSC 2014 Biography Music.

6:25 Terminator Genisys MVL 2015 Sci-fi Adventure.

Arnold Schwarzenegger, Emilia Clarke. 8:30 Red 2 MVL 2013 Action. A retired blackops CIA agent reunites his team to track down a missing portable nuclear device.

Bruce Willis, Helen Mirren.

10:25 Out Of Time MV 2003 Thriller. A respected Florida police chief must solve a double murder case when all the evidence points to him. Denzel Washington, Eva Mendes, Sanaa Lathan.

Friday 12:10 City Of Angels MS 1998 Romantic Drama. 2:05 Jane Eyre MC 2011 Drama.

4:05 Terminator Genisys MVL 2015 Sci-fi Adventure.

SKY SPORt 1 6am Super Rugby Pacific (HLS) Crusaders v Rebels.

6:30 Women’s Six Nations (RPL) Italy v Scotland.

8:30 Women’s Six Nations (RPL) England v Ireland.

10:30 Women’s Six Nations (RPL) Wales v France.

12:30 Aotearoa Rugby Pod 1pm French Top 14 (RPL) La Rochelle v Perpignan.

3pm French Top 14 (RPL) Castres v Clermont.

5pm Super Rugby Pacific (RPL) Hurricanes v Reds.

From AAMI Park, Melbourne.

7pm UFC On Sky 7:30 Kiwi Football Fix 8pm Inside Netball 8:30 The Crowd Goes Wild 9pm L Rugby League – NRL Broncos v Sharks.

From Suncorp Stadium, Brisbane.

11:45 UFC On Sky

Friday

12:15 Gallagher Premiership (HLS) Harlequins v Leicester Tigers.

1am L Cycling – Tour De Romandie Stage Two. From La Grande Beroche to Romont. 3:50 Gallagher Premiership (RPL) Harlequins v Leicester Tigers. 5:50 Super Rugby Pacific (RPL) Moana Pasifika v Force.

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6:30 Waiata Mai 3 6:40 ZooMoo 3 6:50 Taki Atu Taki Mai 3 7am Darwin And Newts 3 7:10 Smooth 3 7:20 Haati Paati 3 7:30 Kia Mau 3 7:40 Kainga Whakapaipai 3 7:50 Paia 3 8am Polyfest 3 8:30 Oranga Ngakau 3 9:30 Whanau Living 3 10am Kai With Anne Thorp 3 10:30 Toi Te Ora 3 11am Sidewalk Karaoke 3 11:30 Ko Te Reo Kia Rere 3 Noon Te Ao Tapatahi 12:30 Haka At Home 3 1:30 Ako 3 2 3:30 Waiata Mai 3 3:40 ZooMoo 3 3:50 Taki Atu Taki Mai 3 4pm Darwin And Newts 3 4:10 Smooth 3 4:20 Haati Paati 3 4:30 Kia Mau 3 4:40 Kainga Whakapaipai 3 4:50 Paia 3 5pm Polyfest 3 5:30 Te Pou Herenga O Kia Aroha 3 6pm Te Arawa 3 6:30 Te Ao Marama 7pm Fresh 7:30 Only In Aotearoa MC 3 Comedy skits from a Maori perspective.

8pm The Walkers PG 3 8:30 Lucky Dip 3 9pm Kairakau II M Three prominent chiefs do whatever it takes to keep their people safe and maintain their honour.

9:30 Ahikaroa MLC 3 10pm Mura O Te Ahi PG Maori Television’s hilarious ‘debating’ competition showcasing Maori humour and wit – entirely in the Maori language. (R).

10:30 He Aha To Say? 3 11pm Te Ao Marama 11:30 Closedown

UKtV 6:20 The Jonathan Ross Show – Special Guests PG 6:45 EastEnders M 7:10 The Graham Norton Show MLS 8am The Bill M 8:50 Midsomer Murders M 10:30 Father Brown M 11:15 Doc Martin PG 12:05 Midsomer Murders M 1:40 The Bill M 2:30 New Tricks M 3:30 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown PG 4:25 The Graham Norton Show MLS 5:20 Who Do You Think You Are? Australia PG Celia Pacquola.

6:20 Qi M 6:55 TBA M 7:25 Qi M 8pm Would I Lie To You? PG Comedy panel show where contestants bluff about their secrets.

8:35 Dragons’ Den PG 9:40 The Graham Norton Show MLS 10:40 Sister Boniface Mysteries PG 11:40 Midsomer Murders M Friday 1:15 Qi M 1:45 Qi M 2:15 Would I Lie To You? PG 2:45 Who Do You Think You Are? Australia PG 3:40 The Graham Norton Show MLS 4:30 Death In Paradise PG 5:30 The Singapore Grip MV 28Apr22

DIScOVERY 6:05 Man Caves PG 6:30 How Do They Do It? PG 6:55 You Have Been Warned MLC 7:45 Barnwood Builders PG 8:35 Top Gear PG Best On Ground. 9:25 Fast N’ Loud PG 10:20 Dirty Jobs PG 11:15 Alaskan Bush People PG Million Dollar Mountain. 12:10 How Do They Do It? PG 12:35 Man Caves PG Kevin Smith’s Podcast Cave. 1:05 Mysteries At The Museum PG 2pm Naked And Afraid MLC Close Encounters.

2:55 Homestead Rescue PG Line of Fire. 3:50 Gold Rush – Dave Turin’s Lost Mine MLC Arizona Crush. 4:45 Aussie Salvage Squad PG Goodbye My Friends. 5:40 Aussie Gold Hunters PG Amazoned Out. 6:35 Gold Rush MLC 7:30 Gold Rush MLC Whatever it Takes. 8:30 Outback Opal Hunters PG 9:30 Dino Hunters PG Million Dollar Dino. 10:30 Alaskan Bush People PG 11:25 Naked And Afraid MC Friday 12:15 Barnwood Builders PG 1:05 Mysteries At The Museum PG 1:55 Gold Rush – Dave Turin’s Lost Mine MLC 2:45 Naked And Afraid MC 3:35 Bering Sea Gold MLC 4:25 Homestead Rescue PG 5:15 Aussie Gold Hunters PG

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The Great British Sewing Bee, at 8:30pm

60 Seconds, at 7:30pm

Listen Out For Love, at 1pm

Law And Order – Organized Crime, at 8:30pm

The Bidding Room, at 6pm

6am Breakfast 0 9am The Ellen DeGeneres Show PG 0 10am Tipping Point 3 0 11am The Chase 3 0 Noon 1 News At Midday 0 12:30 Emmerdale PG 0 1pm Hollyoaks PG 0 2pm Coronation Street PG 3 0 3pm Tipping Point 3 0 4pm Te Karere 2 4:30 Bradley Walsh And Son – Breaking Dad 3 0 5pm The Chase 3 0 6pm 1 News At 6pm 0 7pm Seven Sharp 0 7:30 The Repair Shop PG 0 8:30 F The Great British Sewing Bee PG The three sewers work on a bridesmaid’s dress, a festival-themed transformation and a glamorous offthe-shoulder gown. 0 9:45 Selling Houses Australia Property experts show people how to maximise their profits and achieve a quick sale. 0 10:50 1 News Tonight 0 11:20 Shortland Street PG 3 0 11:50 Celebrity Best Home Cook 3 0

6am Les Mills Born To Move 0 6:25 Children’s Programmes 0 9:15 Infomercials 9:45 Les Mills Grit Cardio 0 10:15 Home And Away PG 3 0 10:45 Shortland Street PG 3 0 11:15 The Middle 3 0 11:45 Charmed M 0 12:40 Mom PG 3 0 1:35 Drew Barrymore Show PG 0 2:30 Sabrina The Teenage Witch 0 3:30 The Feed 5pm The Simpsons PG 3 A photo Marge posts on social media gets Homer fired. He goes back to his favourite job as a dishwasher at a Greek restaurant. 0 5:30 Friends 3 Chandler finds the perfect engagement ring and loses it. 0 6pm The Big Bang Theory PG 3 0 6:30 Home And Away PG 0 7pm Shortland Street PG 0 7:30 60 Seconds 0 8:30 Have You Been Paying Attention? M Hayley Sproull puts comedians to the test on the week’s news. 0 9:30 Dinner Date A singleton has the chance to find true love over three meals cooked by a blind date. 0 10:30 Unreal M 0 11:25 The Bachelorette PG 0

6am AM 9am Infomercials 10:30 Match Game PG 3 0 11:30 Newshub Live At 11.30am Noon You Live In What?

1pm M Listen Out For Love 2022 Romance. Peyton, a podcast producer, is forced to mold Alex, into a star and create a show to save both of their careers. The show’s theme is finding Peyton’s true love.

Stephanie Bennett, Mark Ghanime.

3pm Cutthroat Kitchen PG 4pm Yard Crashers 4:30 Newshub Live At 4:30pm 5pm Gold Rush PG 0 6pm Newshub Live At 6pm 7pm The Project 7:30 M Ghost Rider M 3 2007 Action Thriller. Johnny Blaze sells his soul to the Devil to save his father’s life. He is transformed into the Ghost Rider, the Devil’s own bounty hunter.

Nicolas Cage, Eva Mendes. 0 9:40 Emergency M 3 Dr Emma West helps a pregnant woman who has been in a car crash; a teenager is treated for a lifethreatening brain injury. 0 10:35 Newshub Late 11:05 The Rookie M 3 Nolan and Harper are assigned to a community policing centre in an attempt to rebuild its reputation. 0

8am Blue’s Clues And You 3 0 8:25 The Moe Show 3 0 9am Wheel Of Fortune 3 9:30 Fishy Business 3 0 10:30 The Office PGC 11:30 Whose Line Is It Anyway?

PGL 12:30 Jeopardy 3 1pm Pawn Stars PGC 3 2pm The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 3 3pm Wheel Of Fortune 3:30 Jeopardy 4pm American Pickers PGC 3 5pm Dream Home Dilemma 3 0 5:30 Prime News 6pm Storage Wars PGC 3 0 7pm Pawn Stars PG 3 7:30 Pawn Stars PG The team checks out vintage horse equipment; a seller is looking for an offer on his signed poster from the TV show Bonanza.

8:30 Law And Order – Organized Crime MVC A deadly bombing rocks the NYPD and leaves several suspects in the wind; Nova makes a major discovery. 0 9:30 Rugby League – NRL (DLY) Titans v Panthers. From Robina Stadium, Gold Coast.

11:30 Raw PVC

6am Grizzly Project PG 7am The Pioneer Woman 7:30 Valerie’s Home Cooking 7:55 Rick Stein’s Road To Mexico PG 9:10 Mysteries At The Museum PG 10:05 The Bidding Room 11:05 Yardcore 11:35 Elbow Room 12:25 Escape To The Chateau – DIY PG 1pm Guy Martin’s Battle Of Britain PG 2pm Griff’s Canadian Adventure PG 3pm Cat v Dog PG 4pm Girl Scout Cookie Champion Ship 5pm Mysteries At The Museum PG 6pm The Bidding Room 7pm Clipped PG The finalists face off in the ultimate challenge, creating an immersive garden experience.

8pm Newshub Live At 8pm 8:30 Dancing On Ice PG Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby host the celebrity skating challenge.

10:30 Clipped PG The finalists face off in the ultimate challenge, creating an immersive garden experience.

11:30 Baggage Battles PG Midnight Infomercials

Saturday

1am Schitt’s Creek M 3 0 1:45 Te Karere 3 2 2:10 Infomercials 5:30 Religious Programming

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Saturday

1:05 Emmerdale PG 3 0 1:30 Infomercials 2:25 2 Tunes 2:40 Bob Hearts Abishola 3am 8 Out Of 10 Cats 16LS 3 0 4:30 America’s Got Talent 3 0

SKY 5

6am Infomercials 10am Hoarders PG 3 10:50 Bar Rescue PGLC 3 11:45 Shark Tank PG 3 12:40 Celebrity Ghost Stories PGVC 3 1:35 The Real Housewives Of New York City PGLSC 3 2:35 Hoarders PG 3 3:35 Top Chef PG 4:35 Celebrity Ghost Stories PGLVC 3 5:30 Shark Tank PG 6:30 Bar Rescue PGLC Jon revisits bars The Tradewinds and 22 Klicks to see if their staff are still working together or falling back into bad habits.

7:30 M Unbroken MV 2014 Drama. The story of Olympian Louis Zamperini, who was stranded at sea for 47 days, and then became a prisoner of war during the Second World War. Jack O’Connell, Domhnall Gleeson.

10:10 Snapped: Killer Couples MVC 3 A red-hot romance comes to a fiery end when jealousy threatens to rip two lovers apart.

11:05 Mark Of A Serial Killer MVC 3 Midnight Infomercials

6am Jeopardy! 6:25 Wheel Of Fortune 6:45 Pawn Stars PG 7:10 Counting Cars PG 7:35 Helicopter ER M 8:25 Border Security M 8:50 Storage Wars PG 9:15 Storage Wars PGL 9:40 The Mentalist MVC 10:30 Person Of Interest M 11:30 Pawn Stars PG Noon Jeopardy!

12:25 Wheel Of Fortune 12:50 Treadstone MA 1:40 Seal Team 16VLC 2:30 The Mentalist MVC 3:20 Helicopter ER M 4:10 Jeopardy!

4:35 Wheel Of Fortune 5pm Counting Cars PG 5:30 Pawn Stars PG 6pm Storage Wars PG 6:30 Storage Wars PGL 7pm Border Security M 7:30 The Mentalist MVC 8:30 Truck Night In America PGL 9:30 Sinkholes MLC 10:30 Person Of Interest M 11:30 Helicopter ER M Saturday 12:30 Wheel Of Fortune 1am Jeopardy!

1:25 Border Security M 1:50 Sinkholes MLC 2:40 Truck Night In America PGL 3:30 Storage Wars PG 3:55 Storage Wars PGL 4:20 Person Of Interest M 5:10 The Mentalist MVC

Saturday

Saturday

12:30 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 1:30 Infomercials

Midnight 7 Days M 3 1am Infomercials

MOVIES PREMIERE

MOVIES GREAtS

6:20 After We Collided MVLSC 2020 Drama.

Josephine Langford, Hero Fiennes Tiffin.

8:03 The Lost Husband PGL 2020 Drama. Leslie Bibb, Josh Duhamel. 9:52 The Eyes Of Tammy Faye MLSC 2021 Drama. 11:55 Babyteeth 16LSC 2019 Drama. 1:50 All My Life ML 2020 Drama.

3:20 Honest Thief MVL 2020 Action. 5pm Moonshot MVLSC 2022 Comedy. 6:45 Escape From Pretoria MVLSC 2020 Thriller. Daniel Radcliffe, Daniel Webber. 8:30 Freaky 16VL 2020 Comedy. After swapping bodies with a serial killer, a 17-year-old discovers she has less than 24 hours before the change becomes permanent. Vince Vaughn, Kathryn Newton.

10:10 Gunpowder Milkshake 16VLC 2021 Action.

Three generations of women fight back against those who could take everything from them. Karen Gillan, Lena Headey.

Saturday 12:05 Spiral – From The Book Of Saw 18VL 2021 Horror. 1:36 Land M 2021 Drama. 3:03 Promising Young Woman 18VLS 2020 Thriller. 4:53 Music MVLC 2021 Drama.

6:10 The Tourist MVL 2010 Drama. Johnny Depp, Angelina Jolie. 7:55 Out Of Time MV 2003 Thriller.

9:40 Les Miserables MVS 2012 Musical Drama.

12:15 Now You See Me 2 MV 2016 Thriller. 2:25 Pride And Prejudice 2005 Drama.

4:32 Unbroken MV 2014 Drama. 6:50 Shopping 16VLC 2013 Drama. Kevin Paulo, Julian Dennison, Jacek Koman.

8:30 In Time MVLC 2011 Sci-fi. In a future where time is literally money, and ageing stops at 25, the only way to stay alive is to earn, borrow, steal, or inherit more time. Justin Timberlake, Amanda Seyfried.

10:20 Arrival ML 2016 Drama.

When giant spaceships land on Earth, a linguist is called in to interpret the intentions of the aliens and stop a global war breaking out.

Amy Adams, Jeremy Renner, Forest Whitaker.

Saturday 12:15 I Know What You Did Last Summer 16V 1997 Horror.

1:55 Inside Man MVL 2006 Crime. 4am The Pa Boys M 2014 Drama. 5:35 Sicario 16VC 2015 Crime.

SKY SPORt 1 8am UFC On Sky Ravinder Hunia and guests preview the upcoming UFC fight action.

8:30 MMA – PFL Regular Season (HLS) 9:30 L MMA – PFL Regular Season Featuring defending Heavyweight Champion Bruno Cappelozza and Stuart Austin.

3pm Rugby Heaven 3:50 French Top 14 (RPL) Castresv v Clermont.

5:45 Super Rugby Pacific (HLS) Crusaders v Rebels.

From AAMI Park, Melbourne.

6pm Rugby Heaven 6:50 Super Rugby Pacific (HLS) Highlanders v Brumbies.

From AAMI Park, Melbourne.

7:25 The Breakdown 8:25 Rugby Heaven 9:15 L Super Rugby Pacific Reds v Chiefs.

From Suncorp Stadium, Brisbane.

11:45 L Super Rugby Pacific Force v Blues.

From HBF Park, Perth.

Saturday

1am L Cycling – Tour De Romandie Stage Three.

Coverage of the 168.2km Echallens circuit.

4am ATP Uncovered 4:30 The Back Page 5:30 French Top 14 Highlights

0 Closed captions; 3 Repeat; 2 Maori Language; HLS Highlights; RPL Replay; DLY Delayed. CLASSIFICATIONS: 16/18 Approved for persons 16/18 years or over; C Content may offend; L Language may offend; M Suitable for mature audiences 16 years and over; PG Parental guidance recommended for young viewers; S Sexual content may offend; V Contains violence. Local Radio: NewsTalk ZB 873AM/98.1FM FM Classic Hits FM 92.5; Port FM Local 94.9, 98.9 and 106.1

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1:05 Mysteries At The Museum PG 2pm Naked And Afraid MC Blood Sweat and Fears. 2:55 Homestead Rescue PG 3:50 Gold Rush – Dave Turin’s Lost Mine MLC The Curse of Lost Mine Gold. 4:45 Gold Rush MLC 5:40 Aussie Gold Hunters PG 6:35 Dirty Jobs PG Jellyballer, Epoxy Installer. 7:30 Outback Opal Hunters PG 8:30 Aussie Gold Hunters PG 9:30 Sydney Harbour Force PG 10:30 Expedition X MLC Canyon of the Apes. 11:25 Naked And Afraid MC Shaken and Very Stirred. Saturday 12:15 Barnwood Builders PG 1:05 Mysteries At The Museum PG 1:55 Gold Rush – Dave Turin’s Lost Mine MLC 2:45 Naked And Afraid MC 3:35 Bering Sea Gold MLC 4:25 Homestead Rescue PG 5:15 Aussie Gold Hunters PG

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6:30 Waiata Mai 3 6:40 Mahi Pai 3 6:50 Takaro Tribe 3 7am Darwin And Newts 3 7:10 Tamariki Haka 3 7:20 Te Nutube 7:30 Kia Mau 3 7:40 Cube 7:50 Huritua 3 8am Tribe 3 8:30 Oranga Ngakau 3 9:30 Whanau Living 3 10am Hangi Pit Masters 3 10:30 Toi Te Ora 3 11am Iwi Anthems 3 11:30 Game Of Bros 3 Noon Te Ao Tapatahi 12:30 Mura O Te Ahi PG 3 1pm Fresh 3 1:30 Ako 3 3:30 Waiata Mai 3 3:40 Mahi Pai 3 3:50 Takaro Tribe 3 4pm Darwin And Newts 3 4:10 Tamariki Haka 3 4:20 Te Nutube 3 4:30 Kia Mau 3 4:40 Cube 4:50 Huritua 3 5pm Polyfest 3 5:30 Te Pou Herenga O Kia Aroha 3 6pm Te Arawa 3 6:30 Te Ao Marama 7pm Pacific Island Food Revolution 3 8pm Kai Safari 3 Sonia Gray travels to some of New Zealand’s most remote areas.

8:30 Intrepid Journeys Suzanne Paul travels from Hanoi to Hong Kong.

9:30 Chatham Islanders 3 A documentary series about life on the most remote island in Aotearoa.

10pm Rage Against The Rangatahi PG Spirituality. Christianity, atua Maori, the soul and the power of prayer.

10:30 Ki Tua 3 11pm Te Ao Marama 11:30 Closedown

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Diary Of A Wimpy Kid – The Long Haul, at 7pm

Indiana Jones – Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull, at 7pm

Storage Wars, at 7pm

Celebrity Catch Phrase, at 7:30pm

6am Te Karere 3 2 6:30 Tom Kerridge BBQ’s 3 0 7am Rural Delivery 0 7:30 Infomercials 8:30 Religious Programming 9am Asia Unplated With Diana Chan 3 0 9:30 Tagata Pasifika 10am John And Lisa’s Weekend Kitchen 0 11am Who Wants To Be A Millionaire UK 3 0 11:55 F Bradley Walsh’s The Larkins PG 3 0 1pm Sarah Beeny’s Renovate Don’t Relocate 0 2pm Beat The Chef 3 0 2:30 Bling 0 3:30 Saved And Remade 0 4:30 Jamie’s Easy Meals For Everyday 3 0 5pm The Chase 3 0 6pm 1 News At 6pm 0 7pm Tipping Point Lucky Stars 3 0 8pm Lotto 8:05 The Wall The game show that changes lives with the drop of a ball. 0 9pm Our House 16LC 0 11pm Smother ML 0

6am The Wiggles’ World 3 0 6:10 Postman Pat 0 6:25 Apollo’s Tall Tales 3 0 6:35 PJ Masks 3 0 7am Love Monster 3 0 7:05 Madagascar – A Little Wild 0 7:30 SpongeBob SquarePants 3 0 7:55 Turbo Fast 0 8:20 The Adventures Of Rocky And Bullwinkle 0 8:45 Adventure Time PG 3 0 8:55 Ninjago 3 0 9:15 Power Rangers Beast Morphers 0 9:40 The Simpsons PG 3 0 10am Fresh PG 0 10:30 Saved By The Bell 0 11:05 Have You Been Paying Attention? M 3 0 12:05 America’s Got Talent 0 1pm Mike And Molly PG 3 0 1:55 The Good Witch PG 0 2:50 Star Trek – Discovery PG 0 4pm Junior Bake Off 0 5pm Superman And Lois PGV 0 6pm The Cube 0 7pm M Diary Of A Wimpy Kid – The Long Haul 2017 Family Comedy. A Heffley family road trip goes off course thanks to Greg’s ulterior motives. Jason Drucker, Alicia Silverstone, Tom Everett Scott. 0 8:40 M How To Be Single 16LS 2016 Comedy Drama. A group of young adults navigate love and relationships in New York City.

Dakota Johnson, Rebel Wilson, Leslie Mann. 0 10:50 Bel Air 16L 0 11:45 M Cloud Atlas 16VLS 2012 Drama. Tom Hanks, Halle Berry. 0 Sunday 2:35 2 Tunes 2:50 America’s Got Talent 3 0 4:15 Bob Hearts Abishola 3 0 4:35 Fresh PG 3 0 5am Religious Programming

6am Charles Stanley PG 6:30 Infomercials 9:30 Newshub Nation In-depth weekly current affairs show. 0 10:30 You Live In What?

With imagination, tenacity and a few dollars, people have turned the most unlikely places into personal palaces.

11:25 Home Town 12:30 Celebrity Family Feud PG 3 0 1:30 Dancing With The Stars 3 0 3pm Dancing With The Stars 3 0 4pm Buddy v Duff PG 5pm Dodgeball Thunderdome PG 6pm Newshub Live At 6pm 0 7pm M Indiana Jones – Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull PG 3 2008 Adventure. Archaeologist Dr Jones becomes entangled in a plot to uncover the secret behind mysterious artefacts known as the Crystal Skulls. Harrison Ford, Shia LaBeouf, Cate Blanchett.

9:20 M American Assassin 16 3 2017 Action. While grieving the death of his fiancee, a black ops recruit investigates terrorist attacks.

Dylan O’Brien, Charlotte Vega. 0 11:40 Dodgeball Thunderdome PG 3

6am Infomercials 8am Top Wing 8:25 The Moe Show 3 8:35 We Bare Bears PG 9:15 Monster Beach PG 9:30 Ben 10 PG 9:50 SmackDown PGV 3 10:50 Raw PGV 3 11:50 Whose Line Is It Anyway?

PGC 3 1pm NRL Try Time 2:05 Moe And Friends 3 2:15 We Bare Bears PG 3 3pm Monster Beach PG 3 3:15 Ben 10 PG 3 3:35 Wheel Of Fortune 3 4pm Judge Judy PG 5pm Football – A-League (HLS) Melbourne Victory v Wellington Phoenix.

From AAMI Park, in Melbourne.

5:30 Prime News 6pm F The Great British Bake Off – An Extra Slice PG 7pm Storage Wars PGL 3 7:30 L Basketball – NBL Auckland Tuataras v Taranaki Mountain Airs.

From the Eventfinda Stadium, Auckland.

9:30 Super Rugby Pacific (DLY) Waratahs v Crusaders.

From Leichhardt Oval, Sydney.

11:30 Rugby League – NRL (DLY) Warriors v Raiders.

6am Cat v Dog PG 7am The Pioneer Woman 7:30 Valerie’s Home Cooking 8am Girl Scout Cookie Champion Ship 9am Mysteries At The Museum PG 10am The Bidding Room 11am Yardcore 11:30 Elbow Room Noon Dancing On Ice PG 2pm Clipped PG 3pm Little Giants PG 3:30 Little Giants PG 4pm Gino’s Italian Escape Discover how Sicily’s history has influenced the food they eat and the ingredients they use.

4:30 Gino’s Italian Escape Gino learns how to make the Sicilian sweet treat, cannoli, in the pretty town of Taormina.

5pm Mysteries At The Museum PG 6pm The Bidding Room 7pm My Lottery Dream Home International 7:30 Celebrity Catch Phrase PG Three celebrities compete to win cash for their chosen charity.

8:30 M 20th Century Women 16 2017 Comedy. During the 1970s, a determined single mother enlists two younger women to help with the upbringing of her teenaged son.

Annette Bening, Elle Fanning.

10:45 Celebrity Catch Phrase PG 11:40 Baggage Battles PG 12:10 Infomercials

Sunday

1am The Secrets She Keeps 16L 3 0 1:45 Nashville PG 3 0 3:20 Infomercials 5:30 Religious Programming

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6am Infomercials 10am Shark Tank PG 3 10:50 Keeping Up With The Kardashians PGLC 3 11:50 Keeping Up With The Kardashians PGLC 3 12:45 Southern Charm PGLSC 3 1:40 Southern Charm PGLSC 3 2:35 Love It Or List It 3 3:35 Hoarders PGC 3 4:30 Ghost Hunters PGC 3 5:30 Bar Rescue PGLC 3 6:30 Undercover Boss PG 7:30 The Big Shot With Bethenny ML Challenged to create a web page for Bethenny’s new cookware line, the top candidates struggle to follow simple recipes and communicate their vision.

8:30 The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls’ Trip M The ladies head to the beach, but Cynthia is left in Kenya’s shade when Melissa spills a secret; Ramona co-hosts a dinner at John’s house.

9:30 The Real Housewives Of New Jersey MC 10:30 Killer Siblings MVC 3 11:25 Snapped MVC 3

6am Counting Cars PG 6:30 Counting Cars PG 6:55 Borderforce US – The Bridges PG 7:45 Traffic Cops PGC 8:35 RBT MC 9am South Beach Tow 16VLC 9:30 South Beach Tow 16VLC 10am Pawn Stars PGL 11am NXT PGV Noon SmackDown MVC 2:05 South Beach Tow 16VLC 2:35 South Beach Tow 16VLC 3:05 Mighty Machines PG 3:35 Mighty Machines PG 4:05 Traffic Cops PGC 5pm Borderforce US – The Bridges PG 6pm Tough As Nails PG 7pm RBT MC 7:30 Pawn Stars PGL 8:30 Lazy Boy Garage PG 9pm South Beach Tow 16VLC 9:30 South Beach Tow 16VLC 10pm Counting Cars PG 10:30 Counting Cars PG 11pm Border Security – Australia’s Frontline M 11:30 Traffic Cops PGC Sunday 12:20 Tough As Nails PG 1:20 RBT MC 1:50 Pawn Stars PGL 2:50 Lazy Boy Garage PG 3:20 NXT PGV 4:05 South Beach Tow 16VLC 4:35 South Beach Tow 16VLC 5:05 Counting Cars PG 5:30 Counting Cars PG

Sunday

12:35 Infomercials 5am Life TV PG 5:30 Charles Stanley PG

MOVIES PREMIERE

MOVIES GREAtS

6:38 Waves 16LC 2019 Drama. Kelvin Harrison jr, Lucas Hedges. 8:49 Dawn Raid ML 2020 Documentary.

10:24 Long Story Short ML 2021 Comedy.

Rafe Spall, Zahra Newman.

11:56 Breaking News In Yuba County 16V 2021 Comedy. Allison Janney, Mila Kunis. 1:29 Shadow In The Cloud 16V 2021 Action.

2:51 Great White 16VLC 2020 Horror. 4:19 In The Heights PGL 2021 Musical.

6:37 The Dry 16V 2020 Drama.

Eric Bana, Genevieve O’Reilly.

8:30 Infinite MVLC 2021 Action. A man discovers that his hallucinations are actually visions from past lives. Mark Wahlberg, Chiwetel Ejiofor.

10:19 Fatman 16V 2020 Comedy. Chris Cringle, also known as Santa Claus, finds himself locked in a deadly battle of wits with a highly skilled assassin. Mel Gibson, Walton Goggins.

11:59 Wrath Of Man 16VL 2021 Action. Jason Statham, Holt McCallany. Sunday 1:54 Warrior Queen MV 2020 Action. 3:34 The Craft – Legacy MC 2020 Drama.

5:05 Ordinary Love MLSC 2019 Drama.

7:35 In Time MVLC 2011 Sci-fi. Justin Timberlake, Amanda Seyfried.

9:20 The Lady In The Van ML 2015 Biography Drama. Maggie Smith, Alex Jennings, Jim Broadbent.

11:05 Original Sin 16VS 2001 Thriller. Antonio Banderas, Angelina Jolie. 1pm Taken 3 MVL 2014 Action. Liam Neeson, Maggie Grace. 2:45 The Blair Witch Project MLC 1999 Thriller. Heather Donahue, Joshua Leonard. 4:05 The Devil’s Advocate 18VLS 1997 Drama. Al Pacino, Keanu Reeves, Charlize Theron.

6:25 Snowpiercer 16V 2013 Sci-fi Action. Chris Evans, Jamie Bell, Tilda Swinton.

8:30 Pacific Rim MV 2013 Sci-fi. In the year 2025, when Earth is overrun by monstrous creatures rising from the ocean, mankind makes a stand with giant robots. Charlie Hunnam, Idris Elba.

10:40 Sicario 16VC 2015 Crime. Emily Blunt, Benicio Del Toro, Josh Brolin.

Sunday 12:40 Original Sin 16VS 2001 Thriller. 2:35 I Still Know What You Did Last Summer 16V 1998 Horror.

4:15 Taken 3 MVL 2014 Action.

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Sunday

1:30 NXT PGV 2:30 Infomercials

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6am Super Rugby Pacific Reds v Chiefs.

6:35 L Gallagher Premiership Northampton Saints v Harlequins.

From cinch Stadium at Franklin’s Gate, Northampton.

8:45 Rugby Heaven 9:30 Super Rugby Pacific Force v Blues. 11:30 Super Rugby Pacific Reds v Chiefs.

1:30 Gallagher Premiership Northampton Saints v Harlequins. 3:30 Super Rugby Pacific Force v Blues.

4pm L Super Rugby Pacific Fijian Drua v Highlanders.

From ANZ National Stadium, Suva.

6:30 L Super Rugby Pacific Waratahs v Crusaders.

From Leichhardt Oval, Sydney.

9:30 L Super Rugby Pacific Rebels v Moana Pasifika.

From AAMI Park, Melbourne.

Sunday Midnight Super Rugby Pacific Fijian Drua v Highlanders. 12:30 Women’s Six Nations Italy v Scotland.

1:05 L Women’s Six Nations France v England.

3:15 Super Rugby Pacific 3:45 World Sevens Series 4:05 World Sevens Series 4:20 L World Sevens Series Canada – Day One.

0 Closed captions; 3 Repeat; 2 Maori Language; HLS Highlights; RPL Replay; DLY Delayed. CLASSIFICATIONS: 16/18 Approved for persons 16/18 years or over; C Content may offend; L Language may offend; M Suitable for mature audiences 16 years and over; PG Parental guidance recommended for young viewers; S Sexual content may offend; V Contains violence. Local Radio: NewsTalk ZB 873AM/98.1FM FM Classic Hits FM 92.5; Port FM Local 94.9, 98.9 and 106.1

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6:30 Waiata Mai 6:40 Purakau 3 6:50 Taki Atu Taki Mai 3 7am Tamariki Haka 3 7:10 Smooth 3 7:20 Te Nutube 3 7:30 Kia Mau 3 7:40 Cube 7:50 Paia 3 8am Polyfest 2018 3 8:30 Pukana 3 9:30 Korero Mai 3 10:30 Ako 3 11am Haka Ngahau A-Rohe – Mataatua 3 Noon Ringa Pakia 3 12:30 Ariki 3 1pm Whakatauki 3 1:30 Karanga – The First Voice 3 2pm Whaikorero 3 2:30 Iwi Anthems 3 3pm Intrepid Journeys 3 4pm Marae DIY 3 Taita Marae is ready to come together and heal.

5pm Fusion Feasts 3 5:30 Off The Grid 6pm Matau Bros Gone Fishing 3 6:30 Soul Sessions 3 Lani Alo. 7pm M Dino Time PG 3 2012 Adventure. Voices of William Baldwin, John DiMaggio.

8:30 M Marlina The Murderer In Four Acts MVS 3 2017 Drama.

A gang breaks into a young widow’s home to rob and attack her, but she has other ideas. Marsha Timothy.

10:15 Loading Docs 3 Short documentaries from strong New Zealand voices.

10:25 Loading Docs When a mother of 10 returns nightly to the old family home to feed stray cats, her son questions its connection to the death of his brother.

10:35 Billy T James PG 3 11:35 Closedown

DIScOVERY

6am Qi M 6:30 Qi M 7am Qi M 7:30 Would I Lie To You? PG 8am Would I Lie To You? PG 8:30 Would I Lie To You? PG 9am The Bill M 9:50 The Bill M 10:40 The Bill M 11:30 The Bill M 12:20 The Bill M 1:10 Casualty PG 1:55 Mallorca Files PG 2:55 Holby City M 3:55 Grantchester M 4:45 Grantchester M 5:35 Call The Midwife PG 6:45 Sister Boniface Mysteries PG 7:40 Casualty PG British drama series set in an inner city hospital.

8:30 Midsomer Murders M 10:20 Hypothetical MLS 11:10 Who Do You Think You Are? Australia PG Todd McKenney.

Sunday

12:05 Who Do You Think You Are? Australia MLC 1am Who Do You Think You Are? Australia PG 1:55 Who Do You Think You Are? Australia PG 2:50 Who Do You Think You Are? Australia PG 3:50 A Touch Of Frost M 5:35 A Touch Of Frost M 30Apr22

6:05 How Do They Do It? PG 6:30 How Do They Do It? PG 6:55 Dino Hunters PG 7:45 Aussie Gold Hunters PG 8:35 Aussie Gold Hunters PG 9:25 Aussie Gold Hunters PG 10:20 Aussie Gold Hunters PG 11:15 Aussie Gold Hunters PG 12:10 Alaskan Bush People PG Million Dollar Mountain. 1:05 Dirty Jobs PG Rock Sucker; Mountain Carver.

2pm Gold Rush MLC Whatever it Takes. 2:55 Outback Opal Hunters PG 3:50 Sydney Harbour Force PG 4:45 Sydney Harbour Force PG 5:40 Sydney Harbour Force PG 6:35 Gold Rush – White Water PG Ride or Die. 7:30 Maine Cabin Masters PG 8:30 Homestead Rescue – Raney Ranch PG Count Your Blessings. 9:30 Guardians Of The Glades MLC Snake Hotel.

10:30 Nostradamus – End Of Days MLC 11:25 Aliens In Alaska PG Sunday 12:15 How Do They Do It? PG 12:40 How Do They Do It? PG 1:05 Naked And Afraid MLC 1:55 Aussie Gold Hunters PG 2:45 Mysteries At The Museum PG 3:35 Mysteries At The Museum PG 4:25 Mysteries At The Museum PG 5:15 Mysteries At The Museum PG

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George Clarke’s Remarkable Renovations, at 8:30pm

Shazam!, at 8:20pm

The Girl On The Train, at 8:30pm

La Brea, at 8:30pm

Denial, at 8:30pm

6am Rural Delivery 3 0 6:25 Paddington Station PG 3 0 7:15 Tagata Pasifika 3 7:40 Praise Be 3 0 8:10 Secret Scotland 3 0 9am Q+A With Jack Tame 0 10am Waka Huia PG 10:30 Marae 2 11am The Great British Sewing Bee 0 Noon Attitude M 0 12:30 Fair Go 3 0 1pm Sunday 3 0 2pm Extreme Food Phobics PG 0 3pm Sarah Beeny’s New Life In The Country 0 4pm Susan Calman’s Grand Day Out Scottish comedian Susan Calman discovers Britain’s best road trips in her vintage campervan. 0 5pm The Chase 0 6pm 1 News At 6pm 0 7pm Country Calendar 0 7:30 Sunday 0 8:30 George Clarke’s Remarkable Renovations George meets a couple who are transforming a derelict 19th-century coach house into a multigenerational home. 0 9:30 The Tower MLS Sarah finally persuades her boss, DCI Tim Bailie, to go public about Lizzie’s disappearance. 0 10:35 Halifax Retribution MVL 0 11:30 Clarice 16VC 0 12:30 Infomercials

6am Rescue Bots Academy 3 0 6:10 Bluey 3 0 6:40 Masha And The Bear 0 6:55 My Little Pony – Pony Life 3 0 7:15 Thomas Edison’s Secret Lab 3 0 7:30 Ben 10 PG 3 0 7:40 Wacky Races 0 8:05 SpongeBob SquarePants 3 0 8:30 What Now? 9:30 Home And Away Omnibus 3 0 11:25 Shortland Street Omnibus PG 3 0 2pm United States Of Al 0 2:25 Bob Hearts Abishola PG 0 2:50 Fantasy Island PGS 0 3:45 M The Lego Batman Movie PG 3 2017 Animated. Bruce Wayne discovers he has accidentally adopted a teenaged orphan who wants to be his side-kick. Will Arnett, Michael Cera, Rosario Dawson. 0 5:45 Serengeti The landscape is flooded and everyone is heading for higher ground. There is danger in the flood waters. 0 7pm Britain’s Got Talent PG 0 8:20 M Shazam! PGVLC 2019 Action. A 14-year-old boy finds he can become a superhero by shouting out one word. Zachary Levi, Mark Strong. 0 10:40 Why Women Kill M 0 11:40 Homicide For The Holidays MC 0

6am Life TV PG 0 6:30 Turning Point PG 0 7am Charles Stanley PG 0 8am Life TV PG 8:30 Turning Point PG 9am Extreme Couponing PG 3 9:25 The Hui 3 0 9:55 Newshub Nation 3 0 10:55 Rescue My Renovation 11:15 Dr Dee – Alaska Vet PG 12:05 Extinct Or Alive PG 1pm Motorsport – Monster Jam 0 1:50 Motorsport – New Zealand Rally Championship Round One. 2:50 Motorsport – Toyota 86 Round Six. 3:50 Motorsport – MotoGP Round Five.

5pm The Fishing Show 3 0 6pm Newshub Live At 6pm 0 7pm Dancing With The Stars Eight stars continue their quest to win the coveted mirrorball trophy, dancing to Top 40 hits. 0 8:30 M The Girl On The Train 16 2016 Thriller. After seeing an incident from her seat on a train, a divorced alcoholic becomes embroiled in a missingperson investigation. Emily Blunt, Justin Theroux. 0 10:35 9-1-1 M 3 0 11:30 The Gulf M 3 0

6am We Bare Bears PG 3 6:35 Monster Beach PG 3 6:45 Ben 10 PG 3 7am Rise Of The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 7:30 Religious Programming 10am Golf – LPGA (HLS) DIO Implant LA Open. 11am NXT PGV 3 Noon Outback Truckers PGL 1pm Griff’s Great Australian Rail Trip PGC 3 2pm L Netball – ANZ Premiership Steel v Tactix.

From the ILT Stadium Southland, Invercargill. 4pm Judge Judy PG 5pm Mighty Machines PG 3 5:30 Prime News 6pm Cruising With Jane McDonald PG 3 7pm Storage Wars PGL 7:30 Outback Truckers PGL 8:30 La Brea MC With cold weather approaching, Eve, Levi and Ty return to the mysterious fort. Despite their near-death experience there, the group hope to learn some 10,000 BC survival skills.

9:30 F Yellowstone 16 With the walls closing in, John discovers which family and allies will stand and fight with him; Rip searches for answers; Beth takes on a new role.

10:30 SmackDown PGV 11:30 World’s Most Unexplained M Midnight Infomercials

6am Key Of David PG 6:30 Through The Bible With Les Feldick PG 7am Leading The Way PG 7:30 Little Giants PG 8am Little Giants PG 8:25 Valerie’s Home Cooking 8:50 Gino’s Italian Escape 9:15 Gino’s Italian Escape 9:40 Mysteries At The Museum PG 10:25 The Bidding Room 11:10 Yardcore 11:35 Elbow Room Noon Winner Cake All 1pm The Laundry Guy 1:30 Celebrity Catch Phrase PG 2:30 My Lottery Dream Home International 3pm Dogs – The Untold Story PG 4pm Bake Off – The Professionals PG 5pm Mysteries At The Museum PG 6pm The Bidding Room 7pm Billy Buys Brooklyn PG 7:30 The Chase USA PG Three competitors try to outrun a quiz genius, the Chaser, to win cash.

8:30 M Denial M 2017 Drama.

Accused of being a Holocaust denier, David Irving sues historian Deborah E Lipstadt. She must prove the atrocities happened in court. Rachel Weisz, Timothy Spall, Tom Wilkinson.

10:30 The Chase USA PG Three competitors try to outrun a quiz genius, the Chaser, to win cash.

11:30 Baggage Battles Midnight Infomercials

BRAVO 6am Top Chef PG 3 6:50 Top Chef PG 3 7:40 Top Chef PG 3 8:25 Top Chef PG 3 9:15 Songland PG 3 10:05 Songland PG 3 10:55 Hoarders PG 3 11:40 Undercover Boss PG 3 12:30 Undercover Boss PG 3 1:30 Dog Rescuers PG 3 2:30 Rich Kids Go Skint PG 3 3:30 Shark Tank PG 3 4:30 Shark Tank PG 3 5:30 Shark Tank PG 3 6:30 Love It Or List It Catarina struggled with the layout of Derek’s home from the start, and now with two kids, she is ready to move.

7:30 M The Scorpion King MV 2002 Action. A warrior rises up against an army destroying his homeland.

Dwayne Johnson, Kelly Hu. 0 9:30 M New York Prison Break MVLC 3 2017 Crime.

A pair of convicted killers seduce a bored, restless, small town mother who aids and abets their audacious jailbreak. Penelope Ann Miller, Joe Anderson, Myk Watford.

11:25 The Real Housewives Of New Jersey MC 3 12:15 Infomercials

Monday

12:30 The Case Of – Caylee Anthony 16 0 1:15 One Born Every Minute Australia PG 3 0 2:55 Filthy Rich 16VLS 3 0 3:45 2 Tunes 4am Infomercials 4:30 Religious Programming 5am Infomercials

SKY 5 6am Traffic Cops PGC 7am FBI MV 7:55 NXT PGV 8:50 Border Security – Australia’s Frontline M 9:15 Trauma Rescue Squad M 10:05 Pawn Stars PGL 11am Lazy Boy Garage PG 11:25 NCIS – New Orleans MV 12:15 FBI MV 1:10 Tough As Nails PG 2pm Raw MVC 4:45 NXT PGV 5:45 SmackDown MVC 7:30 FBI MV The FBI investigate a series of murders that include the daughter of an NYPD detective; Kristen begins to doubt herself after a training exercise goes wrong.

8:30 NCIS – New Orleans MV Navy Lieutenant Max Landry asks for help when he suspects his girlfriend is a spy.

9:30 Shades Of Blue MVLSC 10:30 Curfew MVC 11:25 Trauma Rescue Squad M

Monday

12:15 SmackDown MVC 1:55 FBI MV 2:40 Trauma Rescue Squad M 3:30 Curfew MVC 4:20 NCIS – New Orleans MV 5:10 Shades Of Blue MVLSC

Monday

12:35 Infomercials 5:30 AM Early

MOVIES PREMIERE

MOVIES GREAtS

6:35 Archive MLC 2020 Drama.

Theo James, Stacy Martin.

8:22 Infinite MVLC 2021 Action. Mark Wahlberg, Chiwetel Ejiofor. 10:05 Ride Like A Girl PGL 2019 Drama.

Teresa Palmer, Sam Neill.

11:42 Kimi 16VLSC 2022 Thriller. 1:10 The New Mutants MVLC 2020 Action.

2:45 The Nest 16L 2020 Drama. 4:30 Greenland MV 2020 Action. 6:30 Snake Eyes – GI Joe Origins MVL 2021 Action. Henry Golding, Andrew Koji. 8:30 Escape Room – Tournament Of Champions MVL 2021 Horror.

Six people unwittingly find themselves locked in another series of escape rooms. To survive, the group must uncover what they all have in common. Taylor Russell, Logan Miller.

10:10 City Of Lies 16VLSC 2018 Drama. A dogged detective and a desperate reporter team up to investigate the murders of two rappers. Johnny Depp, Forest Whitaker.

Monday 12:02 The Marksman MVL 2021 Action.

1:50 Deadly Flight MVL 2019 Thriller. 3:25 The Lost Husband PGL 2020 Drama.

5:15 Bellbird ML 2019 Comedy.

6am Get On Up MVLSC 2014 Biography Music.

Chadwick Boseman, Nelsan Ellis, Dan Aykroyd.

8:15 Hacksaw Ridge 16VC 2016 Drama. Andrew Garfield, Sam Worthington.

10:30 Jane Eyre MC 2011 Drama. Mia Wasikowska, Michael Fassbender, Judi Dench.

12:30 Arrival ML 2016 Drama.

Amy Adams, Jeremy Renner, Forest Whitaker. 2:25 Milk MLS 2008 Biography Drama.

Sean Penn, Emile Hirsch, James Franco. 4:30 The Matrix Revolutions MV 2003 Sci-fi Action. Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne, CarrieAnne Moss, Hugo Weaving.

6:35 Robocop MV 2014 Action. Joel Kinnaman, Gary Oldman. 8:30 Titanic ML 1997 Drama. A tale of love, courage, and faith set against the backdrop of the Titanic’s maiden voyage in 1912. Leonardo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet.

11:40 The Hateful Eight 18VLSC 2016 Western.

Samuel L Jackson, Kurt Russell, Jennifer Jason Leigh.

Monday 2:25 The Soloist ML 2009 Drama.

4:20 Assault On Precinct 13 16VL 2005 Action.

SKY SPORt 1 6:40 Super Rugby Pacific Fijian Drua v Highlanders.

7:10 Super Rugby Pacific Force v Blues. 7:25 L World Sevens Series Canada – Day One. 9:45 World Sevens Series Seville – Women’s Final. 10am World Sevens Series Malaga – Women’s Final. 10:15 Super Rugby Pacific Waratahs v Crusaders. 10:30 L World Sevens Series Canada – Day One. 11:20 World Sevens Series Singapore – Men’s Final.

11:30 L World Sevens Series Canada – Day One. 1:30 Super Rugby Pacific Fijian Drua v Highlanders.

3:30 L Super Rugby Pacific Brumbies v Hurricanes.

6pm Super Rugby Pacific Waratahs v Crusaders.

6:30 Super Rugby Pacific 7pm Super Rugby Pacific 7:30 The Breakdown 8:30 Rugby Nation 9pm Super Rugby Pacific 11pm Super Rugby Pacific Monday 1am Women’s Six Nations 1:30 Women’s Six Nations 2am L Cycling – Tour De Romandie Stage Five – Aigle to Zinal.

4:20 Once A Warrior With Monty Betham 4:50 L World Sevens Series Canada – Day Two.

0 Closed captions; 3 Repeat; 2 Maori Language; HLS Highlights; RPL Replay; DLY Delayed. CLASSIFICATIONS: 16/18 Approved for persons 16/18 years or over; C Content may offend; L Language may offend; M Suitable for mature audiences 16 years and over; PG Parental guidance recommended for young viewers; S Sexual content may offend; V Contains violence. Local Radio: NewsTalk ZB 873AM/98.1FM FM Classic Hits FM 92.5; Port FM Local 94.9, 98.9 and 106.1

6:30 Waiata Mai 3 6:40 Purakau 3 6:50 Tamaiti Tu 7am Tamariki Haka 3 7:10 Darwin + Newts 3 7:20 Haati Paati 3 7:30 Kia Mau 3 7:40 Kainga Whakapaipai 3 7:50 Paia 3 8am Polyfest 2018 3 8:30 Whanau Bake-Off 3 9:30 Best Of Kai Time On The Road 3 10am Easy Eats 3 10:30 Matau Bros Gone Fishing 3 11am Te Ao Marama 11:30 Te Ao With Moana 3 Noon Te Ao Tapatahi 12:30 Tagata Pasifika The latest in Pacific news and current affairs.

1pm 5 Minutes Of Fame 3 2pm M Dino Time PG 2012 Adventure. Three curious children accidentally trip an egg-shaped time machine into operation. Voices of William Baldwin, John DiMaggio.

3:30 Lucky Dip 3 4pm Waka Huia 3 Archival documentary series revisiting moments in Maori history.

4:30 The Hui 5pm The Negotiators 3 5:30 Te Ao Toa 6:30 The New Zealanders 3 7:30 Legends Of Opera – Dame Kiri Te Kanawa Celebrating one of the greatest opera singers of our time, Dame Kiri Te Kanawa.

8:30 M The Guernsey Literary And Potato Peel Pie Society M 2018 Drama. A writer forms a bond with the residents of Guernsey when she writes a book about their experiences during the Second World War. Jessica Brown Findlay, Tom Courtenay.

10:40 Taringa 3 11:40 Closedown

UKtV 7:25 The Singapore Grip MVLS 8:15 The Jonathan Ross Show – Special Guests MLC 8:35 Holby City PG 9:35 EastEnders PG 10am EastEnders PG 10:25 EastEnders PG 10:50 EastEnders PG 11:15 The Graham Norton Show MLS 12:10 Dragons’ Den PG 1:10 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown M 2pm Midsomer Murders M 3:40 Sanditon PG 4:35 Good Karma Hospital MC 5:30 Heartbeat M 6:25 Call The Midwife PG 7:35 Mallorca Files PG A private detective becomes the link to a missing person and historical murders.

8:30 Who Do You Think You Are? PG Pixie Lott. Singer Pixie Lott discovers she is descended from three generations of military musicians.

9:40 Grantchester M 10:35 Grantchester M 11:30 Casualty PG Monday 12:15 Mallorca Files PG 1am Who Do You Think You Are? PG 2am Grantchester M 2:50 Grantchester M 3:40 A Touch Of Frost M 5:30 Mrs Brown’s Boys M 1May22

DIScOVERY 6:05 How Do They Do It? PG 6:30 How Do They Do It? PG 6:55 Expedition X MLC 7:45 Guardians Of The Glades MLC 8:35 Dirty Jobs MLC Rock Sucker, Mountain Carver. 9:25 Alaskan Bush People PG Million Dollar Mountain. 10:20 Aliens In Alaska PG 11:15 Gold Rush MLC 12:10 Outback Opal Hunters PG 1:05 Dino Hunters PG Million Dollar Dino.

2pm Deadliest Catch PG Battle Lines. 3:50 Deadliest Catch PG First Blood.

4:45 Deadliest Catch PG Dead in the Water.

5:40 Deadliest Catch PG Salt Wounds.

6:35 Deadliest Catch PG Collision Void. 7:30 Gold Rush – Winter’s Fortune PG 8:30 Nostradamus – End Of Days MLC 9:30 Naked And Afraid MVL 10:30 What On Earth? PG Gate to the Viking Gods.

11:25 Alaskan Bush People PG Bringing Up Babies.

Monday 12:15 How Do They Do It? PG 12:40 How Do They Do It? PG 1:05 Aliens In Alaska PG 1:55 Naked And Afraid MLC 3:35 Naked And Afraid MC 4:25 Naked And Afraid MLC 5:15 Naked And Afraid MC

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Gordon, Gino And Fred’s Road Trip, at 8:30pm

Aroha Nui – Say I Do, at 9:30pm

A Date To Die For, at 1pm

Cradle 2 The Grave, at 9:30pm

Tough Love With Hilary Farr, at 7pm

6am Breakfast 0 9am The Ellen DeGeneres Show PG 0 10am Tipping Point 3 0 11am The Chase 3 0 Noon 1 News At Midday 0 12:30 Emmerdale PG 0 1:30 Country Calendar 3 0 2pm Ready Steady Cook 0 3pm Tipping Point 3 0 4pm Te Karere 2 4:30 Neighbours PG 0 5pm The Chase 0 6pm 1 News At 6pm 0 7pm Seven Sharp 0 7:30 Fair Go 0 8pm N Bradley And Barney Walsh – Breaking Dad PG Bradley and Barney embark on a journey through Europe. Starting in Croatia, the pair go head-to-head on aqua bikes. 0 8:30 Gordon, Gino And Fred’s Road Trip M The trio kick off in Gino’s homeland of Italy, where they must prepare a wedding menu. 0 9:30 20/20 0 10:30 1 News Tonight 0 11pm Shortland Street PG 3 0 11:30 Ambulance – Code Red M 0

6am Les Mills Born To Move 0 6:25 Children’s Programmes 0 9:05 Infomercials 9:35 Les Mills Body Balance 0 10am Home And Away PG 3 0 10:30 Shortland Street PG 3 0 11am The Mindy Project M 3 0 11:30 Charmed M 0 12:30 Heroes PG 0 1:20 Drew Barrymore Show PG 0 2:15 Superstore PG 0 2:40 Sabrina The Teenage Witch 0 3:30 The Feed 4pm Dennis And Gnasher Unleashed 0 4:15 Jandal Burn 0 5pm The Simpsons PG 3 0 5:30 Friends 3 0 6pm The Simpsons PG 0 6:30 Home And Away PG 0 7pm Shortland Street PG 0 7:30 M Rush Hour 2 MV 2001 Action. Two detectives encounter Triads, counterfeiting, and bomb smuggling while on holiday in Hong Kong. Jackie Chan, Chris Tucker. 0 9:30 Aroha Nui – Say I Do PG An Auckland school principal during the week and celebrant on Saturdays has officiated at more than 60 weddings, but this one is extra special. 0 10pm Naked Attraction 18LSC 3 0 11pm Two And A Half Men PG 3 0 11:55 2 Broke Girls PGS 3 0 Tuesday 12:20 Brave New World 16LSC 0 1:10 Emmerdale PG 0 2am Infomercials 2:55 MasterChef Australia 3 0 3:55 God Friended Me 3 0 4:35 Neighbours PG 3 0 5am Infomercials 5:30 Religious Programming

6am AM 9am Infomercials 10:30 Match Game PG 3 0 11:30 Newshub Live At 11.30am Noon Married At First Sight – US PG 1pm M A Date To Die For M 2015 Thriller. A woman is accused of murder when she wakes-up next to her date who is dead with a knife in his chest. Alyvia Alyn Lind, Bart Johnson, Victoria Pratt. 0 3pm Cutthroat Kitchen PG 4pm Yard Crashers 4:30 Newshub Live At 4:30pm 5pm Gold Rush PG The Hoffman crew witnesses an emergency that forces one of the men to be airlifted to safety. 0 6pm Newshub Live At 6pm 7pm The Project 7:30 Dancing With The Stars The couples compete in two teams, dancing sambas. The lowest scoring couple will be eliminated from the competition.

8:30 9-1-1 M Ransomware threats lead to an overabundance of emergencies for the 118. 0 9:30 N 9-1-1 M An unexpected ice storm and other weather-related emergencies hit Austin. 0 10:25 Newshub Late 10:55 NRL Try Time 11:55 Infomercials 5:30 AM Early

8am Blue’s Clues And You 3 8:25 The Moe Show 3 9am Wheel Of Fortune 3 9:30 Fishy Business PGC 3 10:30 The Office PGC 11:30 Royal Pains MLC 12:30 N Duncanville ML Annie worries about her very average teenage son.

1pm Anthems – New Zealand’s Iconic Hits MLC 3 2pm The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 3 3pm Wheel Of Fortune 3:30 Jeopardy 4pm American Pickers PG 3 5pm Tagata Pasifika 5:30 Prime News 6pm Rugby Nation 6:30 Storage Wars PGL 3 7pm Pawn Stars PG 3 7:30 American Pickers PGC Mike and Jersey Jon dive into a century-old print shop; Robbie and Danielle unearth a rare globe at a 1920s truck stop.

8:30 The Crowd Goes Wild The team presents the best of the day’s sports news.

9:30 M Cradle 2 The Grave 16VLS 3 2003 Action. A jewel thief and a Taiwanese agent team up to rescue the thief’s kidnapped daughter. Jet Li, DMX, Kelly Hu, Tom Arnold.

11:35 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 12:35 Infomercials

6am Dogs – The Untold Story PG 7am The Pioneer Woman 7:30 Valerie’s Home Cooking 8am Bake Off – The Professionals PG 9am Mysteries At The Museum PG 10am The Bidding Room 11am Yardcore 11:30 Elbow Room Noon History Hunters 1pm American Restoration PG 1:30 Billy Buys Brooklyn PG 2pm The Chase USA PG 3pm Amanda To The Rescue PG 4pm Giada Entertains 4:30 Gino’s Italian Escape 5pm Mysteries At The Museum PG 6pm The Bidding Room 7pm Tough Love With Hilary Farr Hilary is challenged with renovating and modernising a 200-year-old barn.

8pm Newshub Live At 8pm 8:30 Extraordinary Extensions Tinie checks out a million-pound glass structure by the sea; there is multigenerational living under a bold, angular ski slope roof.

9:30 Escape To The Chateau – DIY PG Dick and Angel Strawbridge offer advice and practical help to Britons buying chateaux in France.

10:30 Tough Love With Hilary Farr Hilary is challenged with renovating and modernising a 200-year-old barn.

11:30 Baggage Battles Midnight Infomercials

Tuesday

12:25 Q+A With Jack Tame 3 0 1:20 Te Karere 3 2 1:45 Infomercials 5:35 Te Karere 3 2

BRAVO 6am Infomercials 10am Hoarders PG 3 10:50 Bar Rescue PGLC 3 11:45 Snapped – Killer Couples MVC 3 12:40 Mark Of A Serial Killer MVC 3 1:40 The Real Housewives Of New York M 3 2:40 Hoarders PG 3 3:35 Top Chef PG 4:35 Celebrity Ghost Stories PGVLC 3 5:30 Shark Tank PG 6:30 Bar Rescue PGLC 7:30 Snapped MVC A young dentist is shot to death at her apartment complex.

8:30 Snapped – Behind Bars MVC Celeste Beard Johnson reveals new details surrounding the murder of her millionaire husband.

9:30 Buried In The Backyard MVC A cowboy vanishes into the desert after running into a group of ranchers who believe he has done them wrong.

10:30 Snapped – Killer Couples MVC 3 11:20 Mark Of A Serial Killer MVC 3 12:10 Infomercials

SKY 5 6am Jeopardy! 6:25 Wheel Of Fortune 6:45 Pawn Stars PGC 7:10 Counting Cars PG 7:35 Helicopter ER MC 8:25 Border Security M 8:50 Storage Wars PG 9:15 Storage Wars PG 9:40 The Mentalist MVC 10:30 Person Of Interest M 11:30 Pawn Stars PGC Noon Jeopardy! 12:25 Wheel Of Fortune 12:50 Curfew MVC 1:40 Shades Of Blue MVLSC 2:30 The Mentalist MVC 3:20 Helicopter ER MC 4:10 Jeopardy! 4:35 Wheel Of Fortune 5pm Counting Cars PG 5:30 Pawn Stars PGC 6pm Storage Wars PG 6:30 Storage Wars PG 7pm Border Security M 7:30 The Mentalist MVC 8:30 Kalgoorlie Cops MC 9pm Hardcore Pawn Chicago PGL 9:30 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords MLC 10:30 Person Of Interest M 11:30 Helicopter ER MC Tuesday 12:30 Wheel Of Fortune 1am Jeopardy!

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ARIES (Mar 21-Apr 19): To know someone is to feel something about them. The experience of people in the same room accesses feelings better than any way of communicating that requires electricity.

TAURUS (Apr 20-May 20): People want to be convinced, though it will take surprisingly little to push them into certainty. Do the same thing again, but this time like you mean it, and you’ll get favourable results.

GEMINI (May 21-Jun 21): You truly believe others would be better off following your advice, but you also realise people are different, and there’s no way to definitively declare one correct answer to suit all. For this reason, you’ll stay out of it.

CANCER (Jun 22-Jul 22): The hopeful future or idyllic past should be but wee bookends on the main feature of a fantastic present. If the bookends are bigger than the books, it’s not a good sign.

LEO (Jul 23-Aug 22): You can afford to say no and be selfish with your time. You normally don’t choose that option, but it just may be the one that brings you the most vitality in the long run.

VIRGO (Aug 23-Sep 22): The other person probably shouldn’t react to your every move. Allay their fear and they’ll feel better in the moment, but you’ll have to do that every time. Or, do nothing and, eventually, they’ll adapt.

LIBRA (Sep 23-Oct 23): Don’t worry about playing small. Actually, there are no small plays, only small-minded or low-energy approaches.

You’ll bring your big spirit to everything you do.

SCORPIO (Oct 24-Nov 21): Pose a better question and sweeten the day, especially if you are both the querent and the answerer. Try these: What am I most curious about here? How can I bring more levity or clarity to the scene?

SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22-Dec 21): It doesn’t take much to get you riled up about a certain relationship.

The challenge is to give and receive compassion regardless of whether it’s what you feel like doing.

CAPRICORN (Dec 22-Jan 19): Maybe someone chose you, so you never got the sense of pursuit.

Relationships are like tag. Changing roles and taking turns is part of it. You may make someone run just so you can feel the chase.

AQUARIUS (Jan 20-Feb 18): You’d rather spend time gaining a skill than trying to enjoy yourself in an environment that doesn’t seem conducive to it. Loved ones may argue that enjoying yourself is a skill!

PISCES (Feb 19-Mar 20): If you choose to see it this way, life can be your party; you make the invite list and the playlist, you call the games, decide when the dancing starts and when the cake is served.

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OUR VIEW

Horror crash a needless waste of life H

e was a frail old man, looking weighed down by a heavy winter coat to protect him from a biting cold wind, his dog at his side.

Then he left some flowers by the roadside.

“Young people and cars,’’ he said to me, shaking his head.

“Young people and cars.’’

This was Sunday morning on Queens Drive in Invercargill.

We didn’t know each other, but we both had been drawn to the scene where, less than 48 hours earlier, four teenagers had died in a gruesome crash when the Ford ute they were in collided with a concrete truck on a marked 50km/h inner-city road in wet conditions.

Three of them were 16 and they all lived within a few blocks of each other in Bluff.

The other 17-year-old victim

Daryl Holden lived in Invercargill, not far from the site of the head-on crash.

They were sons, mates and siblings, but literally in an instant they were all gone. Life over before it had really started.

Now everyone is wondering why and how? Why here? Why four kids? Yes, kids. Why in Invercargill?

Police are still investigating the circumstances, which would include poring over horrific video footage of the immediate aftermath of the crash.

That footage, posted on social

media but since thankfully removed, showed members of the public, including an off-duty surgeon and nurse, frantically clambering onto the wreckage to try to help.

mander, inspector Mike Bowman, said was “a tragedy”.

Oh, that it most surely was, with Bowman revealing that the scene had shaken up all the vast emergency service people

was a horrific scene. But our “ Itemergency services deal with this, unfortunately, day-in, day-out.

“Let’s get this guy out,” the nurse could be heard saying.

“They’re the only person that’s gonna live.”

Paramedics then rushed to the scene and take over.

But it was too late. None of the boys survived in a crash Southland Police area com-

involved.

“It was a horrific scene. But our emergency services deal with this, unfortunately, day-in, day-out.”

And it’s that bit that really hurts and frustrates, the fact that terrible, tragic accidents of this ilk are not as unusual as

we would think and hope. They are, in fact, happening “day-in, day-out’’, as Southland’s top cop emphasised.

That’s the bit all of us should heed. That’s you and I, any teenage drivers you know and family members especially.

Because in a second, a wrong decision can cost you your life.

It could happen anywhere. It could happen in Ashburton.

The loss of those four teens in Invercargill is one of the worst driving tragedies to hit our southern-most city, one of the worst nationally even.

Somehow, and some way, we all need to reflect on that and take extra care behind the wheel.

Drive to the conditions.

Be as safe as you can.

No one wants to see a repeat of Invercargill. Ever.

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All events are subject to change under Covid restrictions Every day

Mt Hutt Memorial Hall 10am, 160 Main Street, Methven. NZ Alpine and Agriculture Encounter, Art Gallery and Hall of Memories.

Ashburton Aviation Musuem 1-3pm, Ashburton Airport, Seafield Road.

Weekdays

Mid Canterbury Connector Provides low-cost return trips to Ashburton, Mondays to Fridays, any time between 9am and 4.30pm.

Ashburton Aviation Museum 1-3pm. Ashburton Airport, Seafield Road.

Monday

St David’s Union Church 6am and 6pm at 48 Allens Road, Allenton.

Womens Circuit Training.

Age Concern Ashburton Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday at 10am.

Ashburton Community Walking Group Mondays and Fridays at 10.30am. Walnut Avenue Pavilion.

Waireka Croquet Club, starting May 2nd.

Mahjong, 1pm, club rooms, Phillip Street, Ashburton.

Mid Canterbury Linedancers Weekly beginner class 1pm-2pm, Easy intermediate & intermediate 2pm-4.30pm at the Tinwald Memorial Hall. Instructor Annette Fyfe.

Tuesday

Wednesday

St David’s Union Church Women’s Circuit training in the hall at 6am at 48 Allens Road, Allenton.

Ashburton Strollers Club Meeting at courthouse 8:30am.

Ashburton Menz Shed 9am-2pm at 8 William Street.

Ashburton Ladies Friendship Club 9.30am, Sinclair Centre. Speeches, morning tea.

St David’s Union Church Steady As You Go Exercise Group at 9.30am at 48 Allens Road, Allenton.

Wednesday Walk Group 9.30am. Meet on Walnut Avenue on the west side of the Ashburton College Auditorium entrance.

Age Concern Ashburton Steady as you Go Gentle Falls Prevention Exercises. All levels of ability are welcome. $2 per 1hr session.

• Held at Allenton St David’s Church, Allens Rd at 9.30am.

• Held at Ashburton Buffalo Lodge Rooms, Cox St at 10.30am.

Held at Ashburton Buffalo Lodge • Rooms, Cox St at 1.30pm.

• Held at Staveley Community Hall at 2pm.

Pickleball Ashburton Every Wednesday from 9.30am - 11.30am at EA Networks Centre.

St Stephen’s Anglican Church Holy Communion at 10am on Park Street.

Ashburton Menz Shed 9am-2pm at 8 William Street.

Age Concern Ashburton Programme for the elderly runs Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday at 10am.

St David’s Union Church Walking group meets outside the church at 9.30am, 48 Allens Road, Allenton.

Hip Hop for Seniors 10am-11am at the Ashburton Seniors Centre, 206 Cameron Street, Ashburton, $5.

Waireka Croquet Club Golf Croquet, 9.45am Ashburton Domain off Philip Street

Waireka Croquet Club Association Croquet 10am - 12am, doubles from 1-4pm at the Ashburton Domain off Philip Street. Golf Croquet 1.15pm draw.

Age Concern Ashburton Steady as you Go Gentle Falls Prevention Exercises. All levels of ability are welcome. $2 per 1hr session.

Held at Methven All Saints Anglican • Church Chapman St at 10.30am.

• Rakaia St Andrews Presbyterian Church Bridge St at 1.00pm.

Hampstead Hakatere Church Rooms, • Oxford St at 1.30pm.

MSA Tai Chi Classes at 10.30am. Cost $3 per session at the MSA on Havelock Street.

Justice of the Peace JP available for all signing services on Tuesdays and Fridays at 12pm-2pm. No appointment necessary. No fee. Community House, 44 Cass Street.

Ashburton MSA Petanque Club Competition and social play, all welcome from 1pm at 115 Racecourse Road.

R.S.A. Indoor Bowls Weekly social indoor bowls from 1.15pm at the RSA Linton Lounge on Cox Street.

Pickleball Ashburton EA Networks Centre from 5-7pm. Paddles are provided.

MSA indoor bowls At the MSA 7.00pm start. New members welcome Mid Canterbury Badminton Club Badminton Club night from 7-9pm. All abilities welcome at EA Networks Centre.

Ashburton open coffee mornings All are welcome at the Plunket rooms, 222 Cameron Street. 10.30am - 12 noon.

MSA Tai Chi Class is at 10.30am. Cost $3 per session at the MSA on Havelock Street.

Ashburton Woodworkers Clubrooms at Plains Museum site 1pm - 4pm.

Device Drop-In Sessions Free Device Help Sessions at the Ashburton Public Library every Wednesday between 2pm and 4pm.

Art Addicts Art Addicts (AA) is the Ashburton Art Gallery’s weekly art space for kids. Donations appreciated. 3 - 4.30pm.

Mid Canterbury Linedancers Weekly beginner class 6.30pm-7.30pm, easy intermediate & intermediate 7.30pm-9pm at the Tinwald Memorial Hall.

Thursday Ashburton Menz Shed 9am-2pm at 8 William Street.

Age Concern Ashburton Ladies exercise class at 9.30am at the Ashburton Seniors Centre at 206 Cameron Street.

9.30am-11am at the EA Networks Sports Centre.

MSA Tai Chi Classes at 10.30am. Cost $3 per session at the MSA on Havelock Street.

Age Concern Ashburton Steady as you Go Gentle Falls Prevention Exercises. All levels of ability are welcome. $2 per 1hr session.

Tinwald Holy Spirit Church, Thomson • Street at 11am.

• Ashburton St Stephen’s Church, Park Street at 1pm.

Ashburton Buffalo Lodge Rooms, Cox • Street at 1pm.

Waireka Croquet Club, starting May 5th.

Mahjong, 1pm, club rooms, Phillip Street, Ashburton.

Ashburton MSA Petanque Club From 1.30pm at 115 Racecourse Road, Ashburton.

Friday

St David’s Union Church Women’s Circuit training in the hall at 6am, 48 Allens Road, Allenton.

10am at 63 Princess Street.

St David’s Union Church 9.30am at 48 Allens Road, Ashburton.

Worship led by Rev Henry Mbambo.

St Andrew’s Presbyterian Church 10am Morning Worship. The service is led by Rev. Eric Mattock at the Sinclair Centre, Park Street. All welcome.

St Andrew’s Anglican Church Holy Communion, 10am on the 2nd and 4th of the month at Thomson Street, Tinwald.

Hakatere Presbyterian Parish Morning Worship at 10am led by Rev. Johanna Warren. See website http:// hakaterepresbyterian.com or Stay Connected newsletter for venue.

Pickleball Ashburton EA Networks Centre from 3-5pm. Paddles are provided.

Waireka Croquet Club Casual play from 1.15pm at the Ashburton Domain off Philip Street

Every Tues and Fri

St Andrew’s Presbyterian Church 9.30am. Service led by Rev. Eric Mattock.

Sinclair Centre, Park Street. All welcome.

Blacksmiths Open Tuesday and Friday 2-4pm. Admission is free but donations are welcome.

Ashburton Community Walking Group Walking for about 30-40 minutes on Mondays and Fridays at 10.30am. Meet Walnut Avenue Pavilion.

St Stephen’s Anglican Church Evensong at 5pm Park Street.

St Stephen’s Anglican Church Seniors Coffee Club, 2nd and 4th of the month at 10.30am, St Stephen’s Parish Centre, Park Street.

Ashburton Justice of the Peace JP available for all signing services from 12-2pm. No appointment necessary. No fee.

Community House. 44 Cass Street.

Age Concern social group Seniors social group with speaker, entertainment, quiz, exercises and morning tea at 10am in the Seniors Centre on Cameron Street.

Pickleball Ashburton EA Networks Centre from 6-8pm. Paddles are provided.

Saturday

Ashburton’s Winter Market North end of West Street carpark, from 9am.

Seventh-Day Adventist Church • 10am, Weekly worship & Bible Study.

• 11am, Sabbath singing & Sermon.

At Grace Presbyterian Church building, 63 Princess St. Ashburton. All welcome!

Ashburton MSA Petanque Club Social play from 1.30pm at 115 Racecourse Road, Ashburton

Ashburton Aviation Museum Ashburton Airport from 10am - 3pm.

Ashburton Woodworkers Clubrooms at Plains Museum site 1pm - 4pm.

Waireka Croquet Club Golf Croquet 1.15pm draw at the Ashburton Domain off Philip Street.

Sunday

St Stephen’s Anglican Church Holy Communion at 8am and 10am on Park Street.

Park Street Line Dancers 9.30am - 11am at St Stephen’s Parish Centre.

Ashburton Strollers Club Meeting at courthouse 8:30am.

Mid Canterbury Badminton Club.

Grace Presbyterian Church

Every Thurs and Sat Ashburton Toy Library Open every Thursday and Saturday from 9.30am - 12.30pm, plus every alternate Tuesday afternoon 3.30pm-5pm at 106 Victoria Street.

Second Fri of every month In Colour, art and craft club Bring along your art and craft projects to share with others over morning tea once a month. 10.30am - 12 noon.

Second and fourth Friday of every month St Stephen’s Anglican Church Seniors Coffee Club 10.30am on Park Street.

Last Sun of every month Nor’Westers Muso’s Club All are welcome, as is any style of music. 2pm - 6pm at Feeneys Lounge, Devon Tavern.

First Sunday of every month Methven Market At Methven Resort, from 9am to 1pm.

Monthly Ashburton Embroiderers’ Guild Meet Seniors Centre, 206 Cameron Street held on the first Saturday of the month 10.30am - 3.30pm, second Thursday of the month 1pm - 3.30pm, third Tuesday of the month 7pm - 9pm, and the fourth Thursday of the month 10.30am - 3.30pm.

Ashburton Horticultural Society Meeting 2pm Friday, April 8 at Domain Pavilion, Walnut Avenue. New members welcome.

May events May 1 Pickleball open day Pickleball Ashburton open day to promote the sport. There is no cost and all equipment is provided at the Eat Networks Stadium from 1 to 3pm.

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Ashburton Guardian Tuesday, April 26, 2022

Celtic and Southern on the board, Rakaia thumped Matt Markham

Celtic and Southern put their first wins on the board in the Combined Country Rugby competition over the long weekend, but Rakaia felt the full force of the surprise early competition favourites.

Two weeks down in the competition and it’s Saracens who appear to be setting the early pace.

They romped in with 11 tries on the Rakaia Domain on Saturday afternoon, while a helpless home side could only watch on as they were torn apart by their visitors.

That followed up their round one victory over defending champions, Southern.

The final scoreline on Saturday of 71-7 actually belied the Rakaia performance, at least in the first 40 minutes. They looked good at points on attack, and had two certain tries disallowed to the referee’s whistle, which could have changed the momentum of the match.

Down 0-28 at the break, things didn’t get any better, and Saracens really opened them up with some free-running rugby, adding another seven tries to the board in the second half while Rakaia could only answer with a try to Harry Ashworth, in the 60th minute.

With a win and a defeat next to their name after the first two rounds, it’s hard to place Rakaia at the moment.

Saracens look the real deal this season, and even at this early stage look odds on to at least match their quarter-final effort of last year, although at their current rate going further looks high on the cards.

Coach Kyle Gray will need to rally his troops this week, but they do get an extra long preparation into their next game, with the bye in the third round seeing them sit out this weekend’s matches.

At Celtic, the home side buried the demons of a narrow defeat to Waihora in round one and fought out a tough victory against Glenmark Cheviot, 24-19.

A poignant moment commenced proceedings before kick-off – both teams lined up and observed a minute’s silence for long-time Celtic club stalwart Des O’Grady, who passed away on Saturday.

When play did commence, it was the visitors who put first points on the board with a penalty, but it wasn’t long before Celtic

Rakaia halfback, Angus Mackenzie looks to clear the ruck during his side’s loss to Saracens on Saturday. replied with a trademark try.

Glenmark appeared to be doing a good job of exiting their half, but a couple of strong tackles meant loose ball, quickly snaffled by green defenders, and with a few rapid passes the ball was suddenly on the opposite side of the field, in the hands of Raitube Vasurakuta, who brushed aside the tacklers on a 40-metre run to the line.

The North Canterbury visitors added another penalty, but Celtic’s penchant for long-range tries re-appeared ten minutes later, this time with Nixon Brown going 30 metres and fending off two tacklers to find the line in the corner.

First-five Cam Butler hadn’t yet found his goal-kicking range, but his tactical kicks were often

finding empty spaces, and he was getting into the task of directing the potent string of strike weapons in the backline.

An almost immediate response from Glenmark Cheviot kept things tight and it was they who went into the sheds at halftime with a slender 13-12 lead, after crashing over under the posts following repeated phases right on the line.

Celtic wasted no time in the second half getting into their work.

Butler was on the end of a long attacking movement within the first 10 minutes, and added the extras as well before Brown secured a brace for the day 10 minutes later.

From a scrum inside their own territory, a huge cut-out pass

Rakaia’s Todd Boag looks to hold up the Saracens attack on the line.

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saw Brown get the few metres of space he required, and he proved too elusive for the three defenders he had to beat.

Glenmark Cheviot kept in touch with two penalties of their own, including one with five minutes to play to tighten the match right up, but were unable to break the green machine’s defence and get over the line before the final whistle blew.

For Celtic, Shepherd Mhembere was in smashing form early, and then did well as skipper when Ashton McArthur left the fray not long into the match.

The lineout was again right on song, with Max Stapleton connecting well with all his jumpers, providing a glut of ball for the potent backline.

Glenmark brought a strong scrum to the fight, and the home side had to produce their best work to achieve equal honours in that department.

Celtic will hit the road for the long trip out to Culverden this weekend to take on Hurunui, who are yet to get a win on the board after two games.

Meanwhile, defending champions Southern picked up five valuable competition points in a high-scoring match against Ohoka on the Hinds Domain.

But while the win is on the board, they’ll be more than a little concerned at how easily they let their rivals into the match after taking a healthy lead into the halftime break.

Thomas McCormick grabbed a brace in the opening 20 minutes of the match, James Hastings dot-

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Two quick tries to Ohoka early in the second half sliced the lead right down, before Callum Burrell found his way over the line to give some breathing room.

Another try to Ohoka followed though, and at 36-31 with 10 minutes to play it was still anyone’s game.

A Matthew McAtamney penalty gave some breathing room before Jon Dampney, yes you read that right, snuck his way onto the paddock and scored the final try of the match to see his side home 46-31.

Southern will be out to keep the ball rolling this week when they head up the road to take on Hornby.

Methven, who sat out the weekend with the bye, will trek up to Darfield looking for their second win of the season.

Scoreboard Southern 46 (Thomas

McCormick 2, Maukie Otukolo 2, James Hastings, Callum Burrell, Jon Dampney tries; Matthew McAtamney 4 conv. 1 pen.) Ohoka 31.

Celtic 24 (Raitube Vasurakuta, Nixon Brown 2, Cam Butler tries; Butler 2 conv) Glenmark Cheviot 19).

Rakaia 7 (Harry Ashworth try; Thomas Whittaker conv.)

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Laking grabs yet another big race win Matt Markham Jason Laking’s season of success just keeps on giving.

The Ashburton-based hoop picked up his third black-type success of the season on Saturday when he combined with Prise De Fer to win the Group Three Canterbury Gold Cup at Riccarton.

And again, success came in the famous tangerine and blue colours of Te Akau, but this time it was trainer Mark Walker, not Jamie Richards, who has departed for Singapore.

Laking has picked up black type wins for the stable this season aboard Noverre in the War Decree Stakes, and a Group One on Belle En Rouge in the New Zealand Oaks earlier in the year.

And Walker was full of praise for both the ride on Saturday on Prise De Fer, and for Laking in general.

“It was a lovely ride by Jason Laking, who continues to serve the stable very well when called upon,” Walker said.

“He presented the horse at the right time, and it was a confident display.”

It’s been a big season for Laking in the saddle, with 18 winners from 226 rides which sees him on track to secure the most wins in a season he’s managed in more than a decade.

His best ever is 46 winners, which he set in the 2000 and 2001 season when riding as an apprentice.

With three months in the season remaining, he can already tick off one new personal record, with this season’s stake earnings of more than $814,000, a career-best season haul for the talented jockey.

As well as his 18 victories, Laking has also picked up 53 minor placings – one of which came on Saturday when Lord Darci ran a bold second for Ashburton trainers Bevan and Robyn Wilson earlier on the card.

Laking’s steer on Prise De Fer was inch perfect.

He allowed the gelding to find his feet early and punched through into a prominent spot on the home turn before cruising down to the line to win with a bit of authority.

Right – Jason Laking and Prise De Fer after their win in the Canterbury Gold Cup on Saturday.

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Morrison continues to ride crest of a wave Matt Markham As he gets ready to call Ashburton home once again, John Morrison continued to ride the crest of a wave over the course of the long weekend’s racing action.

The former Ashburton College student has been based at West Melton for the past few years, where he’s trained a small team and made a base for himself for his driving

engagements around the South Island.

But within the next few weeks, Morrison hopes to be back home in Ashburton, with a move to the Ashburton Racecourse locked and loaded for his own team of horses.

It’s a significant boost again to the local training ranks, with a number of other newcomers to the district set to be confirmed over the coming months.

But while he gets all his ducks in a row for the shift, Morrison hasn’t taken the foot off the accelerator on the track, with another successful long weekend completed – including a double at Orari on Sunday.

His long weekend started on Thursday when he reined Tiger Taylor to success at Addington, and then he picked up another the next day at Invercargill with Brigadier’s Son. With a standout book of drives at the final grass track meeting of the first stage of John Morrison the new season on Sunday, Morrison was expected to salute at Geraldine, and did so with Franco Marek and Champagneandwine.

Franco Marek looks every bit a good horse having won all three of his starts

this campaign for trainer Greg Manson. The big pacer bobbled away at the start on Sunday, but recovered and proved too classy for his rivals in the run to the line.

Champagneandwine faced a massive drop back in grade and stepped up and dished out a seven-and-a-half length victory.

The winning weekend took Morrison to 25 wins for the term – a tally which has him sixth on the national drivers’ premiership in what is his first season out of the junior driving ranks.

SPORTS RESULTS ■■ Bridge

Ashburton Bridge Club

Monday Evening April 18, Mixed grade 1st Amanda Evans & Mary Buckland, 2nd Rachel & Mike Holdaway, 3rd Janet Cuttle & Val Palmer, 4th Margaret & John Rickard, 5th Cath King & Joyce Johnson, 6th Gwen Clucas &Ann Richards.

Tuesday Evening April 19, 2 rds, dup: 1st Maree Moore & Jan de Jong, 2nd Rewa Kyle & Trish Small, 3rd Jason Vaninni & Maryke Blignault, 4th Mary Buckland & Rosemary McLaughlin, 5th Trevor Coulter & Jill Browne, 6th Wendy & Eric Parr.

Wednesday Afternoon April 20, Dup: 1st Rewa Kyle & Maree Moore, 2nd Mary Buckland & Maryke Blignault, 3rd Kay Rob & Rosemary McLaughlin,4th Joyce Johnson & Val Palmer.

Thursday Evening April 21, Smith Trophy: 1st Lois Rose & Jill Browne, 2nd Pat Jordan & Jim Rooney, 3rd Sue Rosevear & Mike Holdaway, 4th Rewa Kyle & Mary Buckland, 5th Kay Robb & John-

ny Wright, 6th Colin Clemens & Maryke Blignault.

■■ Cycling

Mid Canterbury Social Wheelers

26 Riders. April 23. 16km. Fine, Light Nw Wind.

1st Kaylib Gorrie 29m 57s. 2nd. Lucy Kirwan 31m 33s. 3rd Nigel Leary 31m 34s.

4th Katerine Gorrie 34m 55s. 5th Dave Knight 24m 31s F/t. 6th Marty Cuttle 24m 32s. 2f/t. 6th. Nick Hand 24m 32s 3f/t. 8th Nick Grijns 26m 33s. 9th Anton Nichols 24m 33s 4f/t. 10th Rob Hooper 24m 37s. 5f/t. 11th Michelle Davidson 27m 20s. 12th Ross Templeton 27m 22s.

13th Richard Kirwan 26m 45s. 14th Richard Begg 26m 46s. 15th Jelle Hendriksen 24m 48s. 6f/t. 16th Mark Smitheram 27m 33s. 17th Doug Coley 27m 21s. 18th.

Alan Johns 33m 01s. 19th Brent Hudson 33m 30s. 20th Janette Hooper 36m 30s. 21st Ron Kennedy 32m 01s. 22nd

Kenny Johnston 32m 35s. 23rd Dave Shurrock 34m 06s. 24th Pam Harcourt 29m 07s. 25th Andrew Shepherd 33m 05s. 26th Jack Gorrie 33m 34s.

Tinwald Cycling U17 Development

Sunday April 24. Fords Road, 3 riders. 2km Handicap.

1st Emma Gallagher 5m 33s. 2nd Ryan Gallagher 4m 10s. F/T. 3rd Nick Dalley 5m 03s.

Graded Results. A. 1st Ryan Gallagher, C. 1st Nick Dalley. D. Emma Gallagher.

Open 2km Time Trial. 1st Ryan Gallagher 3m 57s. 2nd Nick Dalley 4m 56s. 3rd Emma Gallagher 5m 34s.

Graded Results. A. 1st Ryan Gallagher. C. 1st Nick Dalley. D. 1st Emma Gallagher.

■■ Golf

Ashburton 9 Holers

Last week’s putting rounds for men and women: Gavin Johnston (13) won the

men’s Round 3 Gordon Clinton Trophy, followed by Kevin Walker/Gordon Clinton (14).

Janice Dunlop won the women’s Round 3 Jean Drummond Trophy, followed by Judy Shepard (16).

Smith & Church Gobblers: Gavin Johnston & Gordon Clinton.

This week, April 28, Round 3 Heather Smith Trophy (stableford).

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Hodgson, James Anderson. 74 Mark Tentori. 75 Dayle Lucas.

Twos: Pete Wood, John Mcgettigan, John Robinson.

Closest to the Pins: Methven Pubs #4: Barry Begg. Hunters wine #6: Michael Kemp, Ski Time #13: Pete Wood. Green Parrot #17: S Spencer. Dubliner Best Nett: Dean Wilson 66. Methven Foursquare Second-Best Nett: Keith Middleton 68. Bar Voucher Best Gross: Michael Kemp 74.

Next week: 3rd round of the Duff trophy, First round Middleton trophy.

Methven Golf Club

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Men’s – April 23 Senior: Michael Kemp 74-4-70. Intermediate: Keith Middleton 80-12-68. Junior A: Dean Wilson 82-16-66. Junior B: Quintin Pannet 112-43-69.

Other good scores: 69 Geoff Rhodes. 71 Frank Sandys, Barry Begg.72 Rod Carson. 73 Craig Middleton, John McGettian, Phil Elliott, Paul Middleton, Mick

Saturday, April 23 – Championship Qualifying, Longest Drive 1st L Rees 65, 2nd Gavin Doody 68, 3rd Steve Booker 69/ Longest drive: 0-9 Symon Restieaux, 10-20 Joe Lepaio, 21+ Reon Hoare.

Nearest the pins: 6 Jeff Blackburn, 15 Tony Hurst, 8 & 17 Josh Rees, 2nd Shot Steve Booker, 3rd Shot Brian Quinn.

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Ashburton Guardian Tuesday, April 26, 2022

Cyclists shine at Nationals Matt Markham The famous black-and-orange of the Tinwald Cycling Club was to the fore at the New Zealand Age Group Road Nationals in Hokitika on Sunday, with five podium finishes across the competitors.

A seven riders-strong contingent trekked over the Southern

Alps to compete at the event with good success, including for Monique Brake, who picked up a gold and a silver in her divisions.

Brake won the time trial, and then backed that up with a silver medal in the road race to cap a successful weekend.

Merv Grewar was also on the podium twice, claiming the bronze medal in both the time trial and the road race.

Steve Hands produced a confident ride in the road race in his

category to claim the silver medal, rounding off Tinwald’s medal winning efforts.

Other notable performances from the weekend included Kyle Gray picking up fifth in the road race, Cole Harris finishing 10th in his road race and Simon White 17th in his.

Zoe Spillane, who races a lot at the Tinwald Cycling Club but is based in Timaru, was also in on the action, finishing third in her road race and fourth in the time trial.

One up, one down for Mid Canterbury on the turfs of Christchurch on the long weekend.

The Mid Canterbury Senior Men’s side advanced their way up the standings in Division One action with a good win over University on Saturday, but that elusive first victory still awaits the women’s team, who had to settle for second placing again.

At Marist Park, the women’s side arrived missing eight of their regular players due to unavailability or injury, and up against a strong University side who had been strong in the early weeks of the competition it was always going to be tough.

Despite the hindrances, the Mid Canterbury ladies went about their work in the first quarter well and kept the score-line blank.

It took until late in the second for University to break through the stoic Mid Canterbury de-

The Mid Canterbury men’s hockey side had a 2-1 win over University on Saturday.

fence, but down just 0-1 at the break the visitors were well in the hunt.

University grabbed another two goals in the second, and it looked as though countless efforts from the Mid Canterbury attack were going to remain fruitless for the match until Sam Dalziel stepped up and put one past the keeper

late in the game to see Mid Canterbury go down a respectable 1-3 to a very good side.

Immediately after that match, over at Nga Puna Wai the Mid Canterbury men were out to continue their good form, despite still suffering from the effects of Covid within the team environment.

Reserves win

With the Senior side out for the weekend, the Mid Canterbury United Reserves took the spotlight, and they delivered a telling performance to keep their run of form going, with a 4-2 win over Christchurch United. It wasn’t quite as happy of a hunting day for the Methven Division One side, though, who felt the full force of Cashmere Technical, falling to a heavy defeat 10-0.

Hampstead on song Steve Hands

Seniors fly the flag for Mid Canterbury Matt Markham

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Also, up against University, Mid Canterbury let them take control of the match early, but a breakaway in play saw the ball find its way to Scott Marshall at the other end of the turf, and he reverse-sticked the ball into the goal to give Mid Canterbury a lead.

They kept that advantage until the second half began, and it wasn’t until late in the third quarter that Sam Bennett, off the back of a good string of play from Mid Canterbury, slammed one past the goalie to extend that lead to 2-0.

University bounced back with a goal of their own to make things a little nervy for the Mid Canterbury side.

They had a chance to level it up as well, but only a desperate stick save from Hamish O’Reilly denied them.

Mid Canterbury held on for the win 2-1, and with three wins from their four matches they are right in the hunt in the early stages of the season.

This week they face one of their tougher tests in the very good Southern side.

Hampstead are making an early play on the Mid Canterbury Senior B competition, picking up their second win from the first two rounds of play on the weekend, beating Southern 33-19. Allenton also remain undefeated from two games, having come out on top in a close battle with Rakaia 26-22.

Mt Somers continued their good form with a 35-8 win over Collegiate and Methven beat Celtic on Thursday night 26-7.

Hockey set to begin Women’s Division 2 will kickstart the Mid Canterbury hockey season this week with the first matches of the season. Tinwald and Wakanui will officially get the season under way with the opening game of the night at 6.15pm on the NBS Hockey Turf, before Hampstead and Methven play the later game at 7.30pm. Men’s Division Two action will be played on Sunday with the Division One matches for women and men held on Monday and Tuesday nights respectively.

Pickleball Open Day Pickleball Ashburton are again reminding anyone interested in taking part in their open day this Sunday that all are welcome.

The club is planning on hosting a two-hour long introductory session beginning at 1pm this Sunday, May 1, that is free of charge to anyone wishing to partake. All that’s required is non-marking shoes. Post the open day, the club will meet for its usual Sunday afternoon slot, at which anyone is welcome to join at a small cost.

Thomas goes within a whisker of success Ashburton indoor pick up two more ends during the game than Smith bowler Simon to grab the title.

Matt Thomas came agThe pair set out for a titanic struggle, with Thomonisingly close to as (right) gaining the ascendency early and looking Markham a national title on like he was going to pull the result off, before Smith the weekend, as found his form and clawed his way back into the part of the sport’s match to eventually snare the victory by just one Super Weekend in shot, 12-11.

Christchurch to catch up on missed 2021 events On Saturday, Thomas was in action with his due to Covid. wife, Julie in the Wearing the New Zealand Mixed Thomas lost his first game of the day, but green and yellow Pairs. of Mid Canterbury, One of the strongbounced back to win four on the trot to give Thomas finished est line-ups of playhimself a chance against the undefeated runner-up in the ers seen for the coveted Henselite event presented Smith in the last game of the day.

Singles, bowing to play and it was down to Taurantough for all from ga’s Paul Smith the outset. in the last game of the day which determined the The Ashburton duo lost three of their first four overall winner. games, but then marched back to win their final Thomas lost his first game of the day, but three and push themselves up into fourth place. bounced back to win four on the trot to give himself Two of the matches the pair lost were by narrow a chance against the undefeated Smith in the last margins, meaning an altered result in just one of game of the day. them could have seen them in contention for the He needed to not only win the match but also title.

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16 15 15 15 15 15

5 6 5 5 5 6

Thursday: Fine. Light winds.

MAX

Canterbury High Country

16 MIN 4

Tuesday Mountain weather hazards: None issued.

Partly cloudy. Patchy drizzle north of Lake Coleridge clearing early. Drizzle returning about the foothills in the afternoon, clearing in the south from evening.

Wind at 1000m: Light. SW 30 km/h developing in the afternoon.

Wind at 2000m: SW 40 km/h.

Freezing level: About 2900m, lowering to 2600m in the afternoon.

Wednesday Mountain weather hazards: None issued.

Fine.

Wind at 1000m: Light.

Wind at 2000m: Light.

Freezing level: 2600m.

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MAX

Readings to 4pm Monday Temp °C Maximum Minimum Grass min 24hr Rain mm Month to date Wind km/h Strongest gust Sun hrs on Sun Month to date

Ashburton Airport 18.9 5.9 3.4 2.8 19.6 N 30 2:34pm 0.4 145.9

Methven 21.0 4.7 – – – – – – –

Tides, Sun and Moon Tuesday

16 MIN 6

Christchurch Timaru Airport Airport 18.9 21.1 3.9 3.7 -0.3 – 2.4 3.6 19.6 33.8 NE 26 NE 26 2:55pm 2:30pm 1.5 – 150.8 –

Wednesday

Tide data sourced from MetOcean Solutions

Thursday

Ashburton H 12:02am 12:27pm 12:56am 1:18pm 1:47am 2:07pm Mouth L 6:19am 6:37pm 7:08am 7:28pm 7:53am 8:16pm Rakaia Mouth Rangitata Mouth

H 12:12pm 12:41am 1:06pm L 6:03am 6:25pm 6:55am 7:20pm H 12:11pm 12:40am 1:02pm L 6:03am 6:21pm 6:52am 7:12pm

1:34am 7:45am 1:31am 7:37am

1:58pm 8:13pm 1:51pm 8:00pm

7:17am 5:44pm 7:18am 5:43pm 7:20am 5:41pm 1:39am 4:01pm 2:51am 4:23pm 4:01am 4:43pm

new May 1

first qtr May 9

full May 16

last qtr May 23

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FinalWhistle The Guardian’s sports wrap

Ashburton Guardian Tuesday, April 26, 2022

calling time on a week of sport

Defending in the trenches Rakaia were forced to spend a lot of time on their line defending on Saturday, as they felt the full weight of a powerful Saracens unit at the Rakaia Domain.

FULL STORY P20

Laking does it again

P21

Simon’s runner-up

Tinwald cyclists shine

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