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SHOP smart SHOP loca Surviving the test of time Maddison Gourlay Any regrets about getting into business in Ashburton? Not on your life, according to Robilliards Showcase Jewellers’ co-owner Mark Douglas.

He’s been working in retail for 30 years and has loved every minute of it. And 14 years ago, Douglas and wife Jayne bought Robilliards Showcase Jewellers in Ashburton because they were in the right place at the right time, and open to a new challenge. “(Robilliards is a) pretty cool thing to be a part of,” Douglas said.

“And seeing it into its 125th year is something pretty awesome.

“I love talking and interacting with people. It is a fun industry to be a part of.”

Mark and Jayne are Robilliards’ fifth owners since it opened in 1896, while the Arcade is its third location and it’s been in that same spot for the past 40 years.

The business must be doing something right to have survived so long.

Douglas credits the success to the team he has behind him.

“I definitely believe in having fun,’’ he said.

“When you have to go to work every day you have to enjoy it.

“I am very lucky with the team. Some have been part of Robilliards for a long time.”

But Douglas admits his time

Mark Douglas doesn’t regret a minute of owning a business in Ashburton and loves getting to know locals. at Robilliards has not always been smooth sailing.

“When I first took over, I stocked three things and I couldn’t sell them,” he said.

“So now it’s not just me making the decisions on stock. I get my team to help me out.”

Douglas now has a wide range of products, most being

New Zealand made and designed, and he stocks popular brands such as Karen Walker, Bic Runga, and Stolen Girlfriend.

“There is an increase in the demand for higher quality,” he said.

‘But we still do rings for special occasions. We see a lot of

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three stone engagement rings and solitaire as they are timeless.

“Having said that, there is nothing wrong with sparkles and a bit of glamour.”

And Douglas is as passionate about Ashburton as he is about the business. That’s why he loves the Ashburton Guardi-

an’s community boosting campaign, Shop Smart, Shop Local and Put Your $ Where Your Heart Is. “Our town appreciates what we have got,” he said.

“Even though a lot of local businesses are online, when you shop locally you can go and see the bricks and mortar.”

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al MID CANTERBURY ‘We must help each other’ Call for community to stick together Malcolm Hopwood Keeping it local is more important than ever.

That’s the key message from Advance Ashburton trustee, Elizabeth Ashford, who said her organisation’s mission statement was synonymous with Ashburton Guardian’s Shop Smart, Shop Local, campaign.

“Communities must look to themselves and help each other,” Ashford said in an obvious reference to the pandemic that continued to hold the world to ransom.

The Advance Ashburton Community Foundation certainly looks out for its district, with the registered trust having been set up to facilitate personal giving for the benefit of organisations and causes.

Now in its 19th year, Advance Ashburton has $16.5 million invested of which the interest is progressively donated throughout the year.

In the last financial year, $700,000 was distributed locally, with 32 scholarships awarded.

“We are a significant force for good and will grow further with local support and funding,” Ashford said.

“We hope the Guardian cam-

Advance Ashburton trustee, Elizabeth Ashford: “If you give local it stays local.” paign will direct people to advance Ashburton district and support foundations such as ours.”

Over the past 12 months, Ashford can point to many projects that Advance Ashburton has funded. That includ-

ed Kai for Kids schools’ food programme, housing for the elderly, support for terminally ill through hospice, the mental health facility for young people at the former nurses’ home, social housing and funding for Ashburton Hospital.

Ashford is proud of a local group, headed by Jane Riach, who donate clothing to every baby born in the Ashburton district, and she is also thrilled about BOOST. That’s a literary programme for children between 7-9 years.

The BOOST programme, jointly funded by Advance Ashburton and Mackenzie Charitable Foundation, received $272,000 and was available in 20 schools, reaching 200 children with the help of 60 volunteers.

“Volunteer tutors work oneon-one with children over a 30week period,” she said.

Ashford said that donors contribute to the existing Advance Ashburton investment pool or they could create their own fund for specific use of their money.

“They come to us and specify what they want done with their donations,” she said.

“Other funders have supported talented and aspiring young people to seek further qualifications. Last year 32 scholarships were awarded, valued at $90,000.

“If you give local it stays local.”

Ashford said the foundation had also benefited from receiving funding from organisations such as Ashburton Jaycees and the benefit society, who’ve come to the end of their life.

“They’ve come to Advance Ashburton and specified what they want their money to go towards,” she said.

“I’d encourage more organisations to bring their money to us.

“They can have input on where their money goes and their name can be associated with the fund.”

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Abusive behaviour denounced Adam Burns

Cases of abuse directed to Ashburton business owners due to Covid-19 restrictions has angered the mayor.

Ashburton District Mayor Neil Brown has denounced the behaviour of those who have resorted to hositility when interacting with staff who are enforcing Covid and vaccination requirements.

The traffic light system came into effect on Friday, replacing the alert level system with vaccine passports a key component within the new settings.

Mr Man’s Bakery and Cafe was forced to call police on the first day of the Government’s traffic light system after staff asked to see a customer’s vaccine passport.

Police confirmed on Friday it was making enquiries after an offender, who left on foot, was alleged to have caused wilful damage at the bakery.

Mr Man’s owner Savonn Man, who was not present in the store at the time, was informed by his staff about the incident.

“They started yelling and smashing the table,” he said.

“I’m disappointed with these people because this is what the Government has said.

“But it’s all fine now.”

Man said people needed to understand what was expected of them.

A customer at Ashburton’s The Somerset Grocer has their vaccination pass verified by an employee.

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“I don’t like people who try to break the rules.”

Another bakery in Lincoln also reported a number of instances of people getting upset when they learned that only vaccinated people would be served on Friday.

There has also been an unconfirmed report of abuse being directed to an owner at an Ashburton hairdressing salon in the past fortnight around vaccination status.

Mayor Brown said abusing busi-

ness owners around the issue was “completely wrong”.

“It’s not their right,” he said.

“They’ve chosen not to be vaccinated and the Government have brought the regulations in that those businesses are adhering to.”

Ashburton butchery Netherby Meats, who were not enforcing vaccine passports as it would require employing an additional person, issued a reminder last week on its social media page after a customer allegedly refused

to wear a mask and upset a staff member.

“Please respect the rules, it’s there for all our staff and customers’ benefit and be nice there is no need to be abusive about it.”

Owner/operator Mike Hanson said although there had been some pushback around mask wearing, most people had been understanding.

“They’re pretty good,” he said.

“We’re a small shop and can only fit five people at a time but

[customers] are fine with it.”

Wider feedback from hospitality operators during the first weekend of the traffic light system indicated that the majority of customers were mostly complaisant with the “odd exception”.

Cleavers Corner Gastro Pub co-owner Nikita Moore said most people had responded “pretty well overall” to vaccination passports.

“It’s always going to be a niggly thing,” she said.

“It was something that we as business owners never wanted to do and people seem to think you’ve got the choice, but when you’re running a business it’s obviously something you have to take into consideration.”

In Methven, the Dubliner pub said it had very few issues and people were well prepared.

“Most people were absolutely lovely about it, we had the odd one who was disgruntled or a bit impatient about it (the rules),” co-owner Karen Manning said.

She said it did add to the workload of senior staff members who were managing the passport verification process.

“It’s like a separate role where we have somebody come and meet them at the door so it is taking a little bit away from my job where I’m at the door dealing with that, as opposed to being on the job inside.”

Arsonist the grinch at the Christmas Market Jonathan Leask The Christmas Market was the first event in the district to operate under the new Orange restrictions.

There was no animosity towards the use of vaccine passports, but there was a grinch in those responsible for the fire that put a literal dark cloud over the event.

The market was in full swing in Tinwald until a deliberately lit scrub fire next to the Tinwald end of the Ashburton River Bridge closed State Highway 1.

The Ashburton Volunteer Fire Brigade attended the scene at around 1.55pm and as the smoke billowed across the road, police were forced to close off SH1 with traffic being diverted inland to State Highway 72 through Ashburton Forks.

Crews left the scene at 3.30pm and traffic started flowing again shortly after.

A police spokeswoman confirmed the cause of the fire was

arson and they were making further inquiries.

The fire stopped traffic and put a halt to what had been a bustling market day in Tinwald.

“It was all going really well until the fire at the bridge stopped people coming over,” market organiser Carol Johns said.

“All of sudden the place went quiet and I didn’t have my phone on me so I didn’t know what was happening when I said to one of the stallholders “it’s like someone has closed off the road”.

Johns had initially planned to run the market on East Street in conjunction with the annual San-

ta parade along Cass Street, but Covid restrictions would have made it impossible, she said.

Instead Johns moved the market to the Tinwald Recreation area, where she could have control over the entry points to comply with the Orange restrictions.

As the first major event in the district to run under the new traffic light system, Johns said everything went well and without complaint.

“The market side is considered retail so only required people to scan in and then we divided off the other area – the food, rides, father Christmas and other stuff-

so you needed to show a vaccine pass to enter.

“We didn’t have any problems at all.

“No-one got angry and we probably only had half a dozen that didn’t have a vaccine pass for various reasons.

“Everything worked well and it’s just a real shame about the fire.”

Before the fire things “were going gangbusters”, Johns said, but “certainly took a dive once the road had closed”.

The stallholders had been kept busy and well over 800 kids passed on their Christmas wish list to Father Christmas, Johns said.

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Operating your business in the traffic lights The COVID-19 Protection Framework (traffic lights) is now in place. The framework provides more certainty for businesses while protecting our most vulnerable. Businesses can open at all colour settings. Workers and customers may need to show evidence of their My Vaccine Pass.

Business requirements at Red and Orange Red

Orange

Using My Vaccine Pass

• All businesses can open • Some places have capacity limits of up to 100 people based on 1m physical distancing.

• All businesses can open • No capacity limits.

Not using My Vaccine Pass

• Some businesses are closed or can do contactless services only • Some places have capacity limits of up to 25 people based on 1m physical distancing.

• Some businesses remain closed or can do contactless services only • Some places have capacity limits of up to 50 people based on 1m physical distancing.

Using and checking My Vaccine Pass

Vaccinations and your business

Businesses that require a My Vaccine Pass for entry must sight or verify customers’ passes on arrival, and display posters advertising that they require customers to present their My Vaccine Passes.

For hospitality and close proximity businesses, events and gyms, all workers must be vaccinated.

To verify passes quickly and easily, download and use the free NZ Pass Verifier app. This is available from Apple and Google Play app stores.

For more information, traffic light guidance for businesses, and downloadable posters, visit Covid19.govt.nz/traffic-lights

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Joyce our Guardian ‘mother’ will be sorely missed Malcolm Hopwood One of the Ashburton Guardian’s identities, Joyce Bingham, retired on Friday after 22 years as distribution administrator, but it wasn’t a natural exit.

Before she left, Joyce cleaned the Guardian car, filled it with petrol, stayed on duty until midday Saturday and helped out by delivering about 150 newspapers in the Allenton area.

Then she stepped away from the job.

At her farewell, Guardian owner, Bruce Bell, described Joyce as the “mother of the Guardian’’ for her 30-year involvement with the newspaper.

“No-one else came a close second,” he said.

In her early days, Joyce was “camp mother” to over 100 paper delivery boys and girls but, once appointed circulation manager, she took on a myriad of roles.

“She never said no to anything asked of her and always said ‘not a problem’,’’ Bell said.

“Subscribers would know Joyce better than anyone else.

She was one of the kindest, most generous, big-hearted people I know.”

In an article written about her at the time of the Guardian’s 140th anniversary, Joyce was described as the Guardian’s answer to a midwife, “but it wasn’t babies she delivered, it was newspapers”.

A happy Guardian stalwart Joyce Bingham with the paper’s owner Bruce Bell. Bingham has retired from the Guardian after 22 years’ service as the circulation manager.

PHOTO MALCOLM HOPWOOD About 2am, six days a week, more recently three days, thousands of Guardians would arrive at the depot from the printer.

Joyce’s responsibility was to organise the urban drivers to meet the delivery van.

Most of the time it worked like clockwork but, when it didn’t, Joyce, tucked up in bed, would receive a call.

There was a breakdown at the printers, bundles were missing or the delivery truck was running late.

Joyce would spring out of bed and handle the situation.

Sometimes it was every other night, sometimes once a week and often she’d not get a good night’s sleep for days on end.

What was important to her

was getting the Guardian to loyal subscribers. She prided herself on a faultless record but, on occasions, she’d get a grumpy call.

Joyce recalled one occasion when a subscriber was so irate, she told him to calm down in case he had a heart attack.

“He listened to me, settled down and was very appreciative when I delivered his paper,” she

Top IoD accolade for Kennedy An Ashburton business leader has been recognised with Institute of Directors’ highest accolade.

Graham Kennedy MNZM has been named a Distinguished Fellow of the Institute of Directors (IoD) – the institute’s highest accolade.

Kennedy received the honour alongside fellow Cantabrian Gill Cox. The pair are both chartered accountants with a long history of governance and business leadership of corporate and not-forprofit entities in Canterbury and nationally.

The Distinguished Fellow Award is the IoD’s highest accolade and is awarded to IoD members who have had a prominent and distinguished career as a director and have contributed positively to business and society.

Kennedy has been an active and respected member of the Canterbury business community since the 1970s.

From 1977 to 2011 he was a director then chair of Ashburton-based accountancy firm Brophy Knight.

During his tenure he provided business advice to numerous commercial enterprises, volun-

Ian Kennedy tary organisations, and individuals.

Through BK Registries, an innovative share register working for several prominent NZX-listed companies, he helped innovate and set New Zealand-wide standards.

Kennedy is now an independent professional director and has been chair of private and large family companies, including property, tourism, agribusiness, transport, construction and professional services.

He has held governance roles

in the building society sector since 1985, including leading consolidation of a number of enterprises and culminating in being a founding director of the NZX-listed Heartland Bank Ltd for more than nine years.

He is a trustee of the Ashburton Aquatic Park Charitable Trust and was a driving force behind the establishment of Lake Hood development and the adjacent Ashburton Aquatic Park.

In 2005, he was awarded a District of Ashburton Civic Honour for services to the establishment of Lake Hood.

Kennedy has been involved at a governance level in a variety of community-based charitable organisations, including the Mackenzie Charitable Foundation. He has held various voluntary administrative positions in organisations, including serving as the branch treasurer of the New Zealand Red Cross for eight years.

He was appointed a Member of the New Zealand Order of Merit for Services to Business in the 2017 Queen’s Birthday Honours.

Kennedy and Gill were recognised by the Canterbury branch at a dinner in Christchurch on Thursday.

said. Those calls were the exception because Guardian readers were very passionate about their newspaper, she said.

“They wanted their daily fix with their breakfast. It’s life or death to them.

“I was the fixer, the trouble shooter, the one who sorted things out.”

Joyce will miss “my subscribers’’ and the people she’s helped over the years.

“I felt if personally when subscribers shared their stories with me, stories of illness, death, success, babies, their lives,” she said.

“It was very humbling.”

She prided herself on delivering in snow, floods, wind, rain, all the elements.

“It was very rare when I couldn’t get a newspaper through,” she said.

Joyce would always go the extra mile and when an elderly subscriber in Reighton Drive couldn’t pick her newspaper up from the ground, Joyce would always place it on a garden pot so the woman wouldn’t have to bend down.

And for Joyce it’s certainly been a family thing.

Husband Derek and their children have all been involved in delivering Guardians.

But now it’s over she wants to take an extended holiday to Christchurch, Auckland, and the Sunshine Coast.

But first Joyce and Derek are heading to Lake Heron.

The reason? There’s no cellphone coverage so no-one can ring her about the Guardian, a missed delivery or to cancel it over Christmas.

SHORT & SHARP Counterfeit notes Reports of counterfeit money circulating in Ashburton last week were proved false after police used ultra violet light to check the notes in question. On closer examination it was determined the notes were genuine, a police spokeswoman said.

Rivers in flood Canterbury’s alpine rivers were running high on Monday. The Rangitata flow peaked at just over 1000 cumecs at 1.30am Monday at the gorge recorder, but was receding at the gorge by mid-morning and the peak flows reached the river mouth by midday. Environment Canterbury staff were monitoring the river and had no signficant out of river flooding to report.

Ashburton 90 per cent The Ashburton district is more than 90 per cent fully vaccinated against Covid-19. Latest figures updated on Sunday has the eligible district at 90.5 per cent fully vaccinated and 5.8 per cent partially vaccinated. This amounts to just under 25,000 of Mid Canterbury residents. The wider Canterbury region hit the 90 per cent mark milestone on Friday.

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Failed MSA restaurant leased out Noble 600 has been losing $30,000-plus a month Daryl Holden Crippling revenue losses has resulted in Ashburton’s embattled MSA club leasing out its failed fine dining restaurant to new managers.

The Noble 600 Restaurant, which opened in June, will now be run by the owners of Ashburton’s Speight’s Ale House, Tony Potts and partner Wendy Ritchie, in a move that has been welcomed by all.

Ashburton Club and Mutual School of Arts’ interim committee chairman, Mike Crequer, said it was a “magnificent’’ result because the restaurant had been losing in “excess of $30,000 a month’’ since opening.

Crequer said the lease would be for 12 months with two annual right of renewal clauses.

“But to us, it’s long term,’’ he said.

“I can’t say we wouldn’t ever get back into the restaurant trade because it would be wrong of me to say that, but the plan is that it (the lease) would be ongoing.’’

Crequer said the Noble 600 Restaurant had failed in the eyes of most its members with its fine dining concept and steep prices.

Menu changes and alterations in prices had been adapted since its early days but it was still not attracting punters through the doors, which was why closing it completely was a consideration.

The restaurant development, part of the club’s extensive rebuild project, had also contributed to a $2 million budget blowout, which had further jeopardised the club’s worrying financial position that had been compounded by Covid-19 restrictions.

In the end, it also resulted in

a special general meeting being called where the club’s executive committee was ousted by unhappy members.

“I announced the restaurant move to members the other night and there were cheers and clapping,’’ Crequer said.

“They were very happy about it.

“I think it had got around to them all just how much we were losing every month.’’

The restaurant’s six staff has also been retained by the new

managers, with tomorrow signalling the first day under their control.

Crequer also said Timaru accountancy firm, Martin Wakefield, had been enlisted to provide full financial accounts for the entire MSA organisation for the past two years.

He hoped that would be available before Christmas and that the Inland Revenue Department was involved. The IRD would then make a call on whether the club had to fork out long-stand-

ing penalty tax payments apparently totalling over $100,000. The financial statements would also confirm the status of the club’s Super Liquor Bottle Store and whether it was insolvent, as had been suggested.

“Trading in the bottle store has picked up immensely,’’ Crequer said.

“I honestly think it’s due to attracting back the former manager (Karen Leckie) back into the staff.

“She has made a big difference.

So we are working our way back.’’

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Nitrogen loss project working Hinds and Selwyn dairy farmers are taking steps to reduce farm nitrogen loss, according to a recent DairyNZ survey.

DairyNZ surveyed 235 of 450 Hinds and Selwyn dairy farms, with all reporting positive environmental changes on-farm including improved irrigation efficiency, fertiliser use and new technologies.

“The survey shows Selwyn and Hinds farmers are working hard to reduce their footprint,” DairyNZ solutions and development lead advisor Virginia Serra said.

“Taking steps now to reduce nitrogen losses will help improve water quality over time. We know it isn’t easy, but farmers are on the journey and support is available from DairyNZ, dairy companies and rural professionals.”

The survey showed that 81 per cent of farmers have improved irrigation systems or management; more than 50 per cent have changed fertiliser use and improved effluent management; and some farmers have changed stocking rate, are using the grazing herb plantain which reduces nitrogen loss or have made other changes to benefit the environment.

DairyNZ has been working with Selwyn and Hinds farmers for three years in a project to help farmers reduce nitrogen

loss, while optimising profit and resilience.

The project, Meeting a Sustainable Future, is trialling options with 40 partner farms and shares the knowledge with local farmers through field days and events. The work is designed to help farmers meet Environment Canterbury and government rules, Serra said.

Under ECan rules, Selwyn dairy farmers must reduce nitrogen losses by 30 per cent by 2022, compared to their baseline figure from 2009-2013. A farm’s baseline is its average annual nitrogen loss over those four years.

In Hinds, farmers have to reduce nitrogen losses by 15 per cent by 2025, 25 per cent by 2030 and 36 per cent by 2035.

In July, a new nationwide nitrogen cap took effect, capping synthetic nitrogen fertiliser applied to pasture at 190kg N/ ha/year. Farmers throughout the country are working hard to achieve this.

As part of the Meeting a Sustainable Future project, DairyNZ and partner farmers have hosted more than 20 field days and events to discuss options.

More than 500 farmers and employees attended one of these field days or events in the past year (90 per cent of Selwyn and Hinds dairy farms).

DairyNZ solutions and development lead advisor Virginia Serra says Hinds farmers are working hard to reduce their environmental footprint.

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District home to some high producing herds Heather Chalmers The Ashburton District has some of New Zealand’s biggest and highest producing dairy herds, according to the latest dairy industry statistics.

Mid Canterbury’s 415 herds have an average herd size of 884 cows, the second largest in New Zealand.

The Mackenzie District has the highest average herd size with 980 cows, but this is based on only 16 herds.

Southland has the most cows (443,678), followed by Ashburton (366,710).

Nationally, Mackenzie had the highest average production per herd with 408,244 kilograms of milksolids, followed by Ashburton with 387,400kg/MS. Hurunui had the highest average milksolids per effective hectare with 1605kg, while Ashburton had the second highest (1561kg/ha). Hurunui also re-

DairyNZ chief executive Tim Mackle says farmers are focused on developing more productive and efficient cows and farming systems, with a lighter environmental footprint.

PHOTO SUPPLIED corded the highest average production per cow (465kg of milksolids) compared with 438kg/ MS/cow in Mid Canterbury.

Dairying covers 102,988 hectares of the Ashburton District, with an average effective hectare farm size of 248ha and an aver-

age stocking rate of 3.56 cows/ ha.

Of the Ashburton district’s herds, 223 are run by owner-operators, 66 by contract milkers and 126 by sharemilkers.

South Taranaki continues to be the district with the highest

number of herds (943) with an average herd size of 321 cows.

The South Island has 42.1 per cent of the nation’s dairy cows, with 19.7 per cent in Canterbury.

New Zealand dairy farmers hit a new high for milk production last season with fewer cows, showing that a focus on breeding higher performing cows is paying off.

The annual New Zealand Dairy Statistics report, released by DairyNZ and Livestock Improvement Corporation (LIC), shows that total milk volume, total milksolids and per cow production were the highest on record in the 2020-21 season.

New Zealand has 4.9 million milking cows – down from 4.92 million the previous season, and they produced 1.95 billion kilograms of milksolids.

DairyNZ chief executive Dr Tim Mackle said it was great to see a continuation of the “more milk from fewer cows” trend because it shows a continuing focus on milking better cows and farming even more sustainably.

“Farmers are focused on developing more productive and efficient cows and farming sys-

tems, with a lighter environmental footprint. They want to retain our unique pasture-based farming system and remain world leading.”

Favourable weather conditions also contributed to good grass growth, while higher milk prices meant many farmers extended their milking season in 2020/21.

The percentage of cows mated to artificial breeding rose to 71.3 per cent (up from 70.8 per cent in 2019/20), and the number of cows herd tested is the highest on record (3.735 million cows, or 76.2 per cent of the national herd). Herd testing enables farmers to monitor and improve the quality and productivity of their herds.

Mackle said that dairy plays a really key role in New Zealand as the sector employs around 50,000 Kiwis and was estimated to contribute over $37 billion to the economy in 2020/21.

“The latest Dairy Statistics report shows that despite a range of challenges such as the Covid-19 pandemic and staff shortages, farmers are working hard to keep milk production flowing, and this benefits every Kiwi.”

M. bovis: local property cleaned, cleared A beef property in Mid Canterbury has been cleared of cattle disease mycoplasma bovis.

The property has been cleared and cleaned, ready to resume normal farming activities.

This brings the total active confirmed properties working through the eradication process down to three, all in Mid Canterbury.

They are two dairy farms, both detected through August screening of Bulk Tank Milk (BTM), and

the long standing Five Star Beef feedlot case.

The national surveillance tools developed by the M. bovis eradication programme, including BTM screening and beef surveillance continue to provide confidence M. bovis is not widespread, a Ministry for Primary Industries spokeswoman said.

“These tools play an important role in looking for infection outside the tracing network.

They’ll also play a significant

part in providing the confidence needed to declare New Zealand M. bovis free.”

The BTM screening programme takes samples each month at the point of collection as part of the normal milk collection process. Samples are screened for M. bovis antibodies and indicates where a closer look is needed.

October and November screening is now complete, with the programme testing samples

from over 10,700 farms each month.

There were zero detect results from both monthly screenings compared to nine detect results in October 2020 and three in November 2020.

“As BTM screens milk samples monthly, from all milk suppliers, it is a powerful tool with results giving us confidence that M. bovis is not widespread in the dairy sector.”

The beef surveillance pro-

gramme screens beef cattle not connected to the known network of infected properties.

As at November 30, more than 546,200 animals have been sampled by the beef surveillance programme from over 17,500 farms.

“There have been no infected farms found from the beef surveillance programme to date, giving us increasing confidence that M. bovis is not widespread in the beef sector.”

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The Spy Who Dumped Me, at 8:45pm

The Christmas Temp, at 1pm

Sharp Objects, at 9:30pm

Ugly House To Lovely House, at 8:30pm

6am Breakfast 0 9am The Ellen DeGeneres Show PG 0 10am Tipping Point 3 0 11am The Chase 3 0 Noon 1 News At Midday 0 12:30 Emmerdale PG 0 1pm Cowboy Builders 0 2pm The Ellen DeGeneres Show PG 0 3pm Tipping Point 0 4pm Te Karere 2 4:30 Asia Unplated With Diana Chan 3 0 5pm The Chase 0 6pm 1 News At 6pm 0 7pm Seven Sharp 0 7:30 Moving Houses A treacherous journey around Lake Wakatipu for a 100-year-old church. 0 8:30 Paramedics M Australia’s ambulance crews fight to save lives in a race against time. 0 9:25 Coronation Street PG 0 10:25 1 News Tonight 0 10:55 Inside Belmarsh Prison 16L 3 Ross Kemp takes us inside HMP Belmarsh, the UK’s most notorious Category A prison. 0 11:55 Burden Of Truth M 0

6am Les Mills Born To Move 0 6:25 Hey Duggee 0 6:35 Clifford The Big Red Dog 3 0 7am Eliot Kid 0 7:25 SpongeBob SquarePants 0 7:50 The Deep 3 0 8:20 Darwin And Newts 8:30 Dorothy And The Wizard Of Oz 0 8:40 Book Hungry Bears 3 0 8:50 Daniel Tiger’s Neighbourhood 0 9am Infomercials 10am Les Mills Body Combat 0 10:35 Mike And Molly PG 3 0 11am Friends 3 0 Noon The Royals MC 0 1pm The Best Of Judge Rinder 0 2pm The Mindy Project PGC 0 2:30 Home And Away 3 0 3pm Shortland Street PG 3 0 3:35 Bluey 3 0 3:40 Get Clever 3 0 4:05 We Bare Bears 0 4:30 Friends 0 5pm The Simpsons 3 0 5:30 The Big Bang Theory 3 0 6pm Neighbours 0 6:30 Home And Away 0 7pm Shortland Street PG 0 7:30 Beauty And The Geek PG 0 8:45 M The Spy Who Dumped Me 16VL 2018 Comedy. When two best friends are thrust into an international conspiracy, they must leap into action to save the world. Mila Kunis, Kate McKinnon. 0 10:55 2 Broke Girls M 3 0

6am The AM Show 3 9am Infomercials 10:30 Bondi Vet 3 0 11:30 Newshub Live At 11:30am Noon House Hunters Renovation 0 1pm M The Christmas Temp PG 2019 Romantic Comedy. An unemployed artist discovers a Christmas temp agency that matches her with a variety of festive jobs.

Sara Canning, Robin Dunne. 0 2:55 Millionaire Hot Seat 4pm Yard Crashers 0 4:30 Newshub Live At 4:30pm 5pm Outback Opal Hunters PGL 0 6pm Newshub Live At 6pm 7pm The Project 7:30 The Block Australia PG An emotional block challenge sees the teams dig deep. 0 8:35 F David Lomas Investigates PG 3 Cameron Clayton, an award-winning country singer, searches for his birth mother; Karyn was adopted and wants to find her sisters. 0 9:35 Emergency M 3 Dr Steve’s patient could lose his hand after an accident; a severe asthmatic struggles to breathe. 0 10:25 Newshub Late 10:55 Westside 16 3 As Ted lies in hospital, Rita calls the troops to see-off those responsible. 0 11:55 Infomercials

8am Ready Set Dance 0 8:05 Blue’s Clues And You 0 8:30 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3 0 9am Fishy Business 3 0 10am The Office PGC 0 11am Shipping Wars PGL 3 0 11:30 Six Million Dollar Man PGV 12:30 American Pickers 3 1:30 Parks And Recreation PGC 0 2pm The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 3 3pm Wheel Of Fortune 3 3:30 Jeopardy 4pm American Pickers 5pm 3rd Rock From The Sun PGL 3 0 5:30 Prime News 6pm The Force MC 3 0 7pm The Crowd Goes Wild 7:30 American Pickers PGC 3 8:30 F Designing Dreams Architect Michael O’Sullivan takes Matthew on a tour of his favourite designs, including the first house in the world to see the new day. 0 9:30 Sharp Objects 16VLSC Chief Vickery uncovers key evidence in the Ann Nash murder case. 0 10:40 Football – Women’s A-League Highlights Show 11:50 Football – A-League Highlights Show

6am Money For Nothing 7am Gordon Ramsay’s Ultimate Home Cooking PG 7:30 Gordon Ramsay’s Ultimate Home Cooking PG 8am Orang-utan Island 9am The Great Food Truck Race PG 10am Gino’s Italian Escape 10:30 Mysteries At The Museum PGC 11:30 Salvage Hunters 12:30 Joanna Lumley’s Unseen Adventure PG 1:30 Uncharted New Zealand 2pm Rick Stein’s Cornwall 2:30 Martin Clunes Island Of America PG 3:30 How Do Animals Do That? 4pm How Do Animals Do That?

4:30 Jamie And Jimmy’s Food Fight Club 5:30 Mysteries At The Museum PG 6:30 American Pickers PG 7:30 Quick Little Builds 8:30 Ugly House To Lovely House PG George Clarke teams up the owners of some of Britain’s most unloved houses.

9:30 Escape To The Chateau PG 10:30 American Pickers PG 11:30 Mysteries At The Museum PG

Wednesday

12:45 Te Karere 3 2 1:10 Infomercials 5:30 Te Karere 3 2

BRAVO 6am Infomercials 10am Catfish PG 3 10:50 Botched PGLSC 3 11:45 Snapped MVC 3 12:40 Killer Couples MVC 3 1:35 The Real Housewives Of New York City M 2:35 Catfish 3 3:30 Face Off PGC 3 4:30 Love It Or List It 5:30 Shark Tank PG 6:30 Botched PGLSC 3 7:30 Rich Kids Go Skint ML Emily is plucked from her country cocoon to sleep on a sofa in a council flat in Essex, where she has to fend off drunken men.

8:30 The Real Housewives Of Melbourne 16L Simone accuses Cherry of trying to steal her designer and rumours abound that Kyla is not being honest about her past.

9:30 Framed By The Killer MVC An entrepreneur is found dead on the side of the road.

Investigators soon uncover a sex cult and a plot for revenge.

10:30 Snapped MVC 3 When the body of a mechanic is found floating in a river, police are led to a ruthless killer fuelled by addiction and greed.

11:25 Killer Couples MVC 3 12:15 Infomercials

Wednesday

12:45 Debris M 0 1:35 Shortland Street PG 3 0 2am Infomercials 2:55 Selling Houses Australia 3 0 4:35 Neighbours 3 0 5am Infomercials

SKY 5 6am Jeopardy!

6:25 Wheel Of Fortune 6:45 Pawn Stars PG 7:10 Storage Wars PGL 7:35 Mountain Men PG 8:25 Border Security M 8:50 Ice Road Truckers PG 9:40 NCIS MV 10:30 FBI MV 11:30 Pawn Stars PG Noon Jeopardy!

12:30 Wheel Of Fourtune 1pm American Wreckers PGL 2pm Raw MVC 5:05 Storage Wars PGL 5:30 Pawn Stars PG 6pm Ice Road Truckers PG 7pm Border Security M 7:30 NCIS MV 8:30 A1 – Highway Patrol MVLC 9:30 Outback Truckers PGL 10:30 FBI MV When a Wall Street investor is murdered, the team is led to an unconventional insider-trading ring.

11:30 Mountain Men PG

Wednesday

12:30 Wheel Of Fortune 1am Jeopardy! 1:25 Border Security M 1:50 Outback Truckers PGL 2:35 A1 – Highway Patrol MVLC 3:30 Ice Road Truckers PG 4:20 FBI MV 5:10 NCIS MV

Wednesday

1am The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 2am Love Island UK 16LS 3am Infomercials

MOVIES PREMIERE

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6:35 Hunt For The Truth MVLSC 2016 Thriller. Willa Ford, Tilky Jones. 8:10 Strange But True MLC 2019 Thriller. Margaret Qualley, Nick Robinson. 9:45 Bad Boys For Life 16VLSC 2020 Action.

Will Smith, Martin Lawrence.

11:45 Irresistible MLS 2020 Comedy. Steve Carell, Rose Byrne. 1:25 Zack Snyder’s Justice League 16VL 2021 Action. Ben Affleck, Gal Gadot. 5:20 The Craft – Legacy MC 2020 Drama. Cailee Spaeny, Gideon Adlon. 6:55 Sniper – Assassin’s End 16VL 2020 Action. Chad Michael Collins, Tom Berenger. 8:30 Red Joan MS 2018 Drama. The story of Joan Stanley, who was exposed as the KGB’s longest-serving British spy. Judi Dench.

10:15 The Marksman MVL 2021 Action. A rancher has his peaceful existence shattered when he agrees to protect a young Mexican boy from cartel assassins. Liam Neeson, Katheryn Winnick.

6:10 The Debt 16VL 2010 Thriller. 8:03 Bridget Jones’s Diary MVLS 2001 Comedy Drama. 9:40 Frost/ Nixon ML 2008 Drama.

11:40 Untraceable 18V 2008 Crime. 1:18 Death At A Funeral ML 2007 Comedy. 2:45 Milk MLS 2008 Biography Drama.

4:49 Marley And Me PGC 2008 Comedy. 6:40 Assault On Precinct 13 16VL 2005 Action. Ethan Hawke, Laurence Fishburne.

8:30 Charlie’s Angels MV 2000 Action. Three elite investigators use their skills to find a kidnapped computer ace. Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz, Lucy Liu. 10:10 The Matrix MV 1999 Sci-fi Thriller. A software engineer and part-time hacker is singled out by mysterious figures who want to introduce him to the secret of The Matrix. Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne, CarrieAnne Moss, Hugo Weaving.

Wednesday

Midnight Shadow In The Cloud 16V 2021 Action.

1:21 Summerland PGC 2020 Drama. 2:57 Hard Kill 16V 2020 Action. 4:33 Alone 16VL 2020 Thriller.

Wednesday

12:25 Requiem For A Dream 18LSC 2000 Drama.

2:05 Alpha Dog 16VLS 2006 Drama. 4am The Green Hornet MVL 2011 Action.

5:55 Butterfly On A Wheel 16VL 2007 Thriller.

Wednesday

12:30 Jamie And Jimmy’s Food Fight Club 1:30 Gino’s Italian Escape 2am Money For Nothing 3am How Do Animals Do That? 3:30 How Do Animals Do That? 4am Quick Little Builds 5am Mysteries At The Museum PG

SKY SPORt 1 6:30 Dubai Sevens (HLS) Day Two. From Sevens Stadium, Dubai.

8am Heartland XV v NZ Barbarians (RPL) From Owen Delaney Park, Taupo.

9:55 Gallagher Premiership (RPL) Leicester v Harlequins.

From Mattioli Woods Welford Road, Leicester.

11:50 Cricket – International (RPL) India v New Zealand – Second Test, Day Four. From Wankhede Stadium, Mumbai.

1:50 French Top 14 (RPL) Lyon v Brive.

From Matmut Stadium, Lyon.

3:50 Cricket – International (HLS) India v New Zealand – Second Test, Day Four.

4:50 L Cricket – International India v New Zealand – Second Test, Day Five. From Wankhede Stadium, Mumbai.

Wednesday

1am Dubai Sevens (HLS) Day One. 2:30 Dubai Sevens (HLS) Day Two. 4am Outdoor Sports Show 4:30 Inside Sailing 5am Between Two Posts

0 Closed captions; 3 Repeat; 2 Maori Language; HLS Highlights; RPL Replay; DLY Delayed. CLASSIFICATIONS: 16/18 Approved for persons 16/18 years or over; C Content may offend; L Language may offend; M Suitable for mature audiences 16 years and over; PG Parental guidance recommended for young viewers; S Sexual content may offend; V Contains violence. Local Radio: NewsTalk ZB 873AM/98.1FM FM Classic Hits FM 92.5; Port FM Local 94.9, 98.9 and 106.1

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6:30 E Ki E Ki 3 A series of short clips for observational learning of te reo Maori.

6:35 Waiata Mai 3 6:45 Takaro Tribe 3 7am Taki Atu Taki Mai 3 7:10 Te Nutube 3 7:20 Kia Mau 3 7:30 Potae Pai 3 7:40 Smooth 3 7:50 He Rourou 3 8am Ariki 3 8:30 Oranga Ngakau 3 9:30 Whanau Bake-Off 3 10am Moosemeat And Marmalade 3 10:30 Whanau Living 3 11am Waiata Nation 3 11:30 Tangaroa With Pio 3 Noon Te Ao Tapatahi 12:30 Matangireia PG 3 1pm The Outliers 3 1:30 Toku Reo 3 2 2:30 Ako 3 2 3:30 E Ki E Ki 3 3:35 Waiata Mai 3 3:45 Takaro Tribe 3 4pm Ariki 4:30 Potae Pai 3 4:40 Darwin And Newts 3 4:50 He Rourou 3 5pm Swagger 3 5:30 Te Mana Kuratahi 3 6pm Haka Ngahau A-Rohe – Te Arawa 3 6:30 Te Ao Marama 7pm Grid 7:30 On Country Kitchen 3 Mark and Derek take a course in cheese making and chocolate making.

8pm Piri’s Tiki Tour PGC 3 8:30 Last Of The Giants 9:30 Wild Kai Legends PG 10pm Hunting Aotearoa M 3 10:30 National Sprint Championships 3 11pm Te Ao Marama 11:30 Closedown

UKtV 6:55 EastEnders PG 7:20 The Graham Norton Show MLS 8am The Bill MVC 8:50 DCI Banks 16 10:20 Father Brown MVC 11:05 Death In Paradise MVC 12:05 Midsomer Murders M 1:40 The Bill MVC 2:35 New Tricks MS 3:35 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown M 4:30 The Graham Norton Show ML 5:15 Who Do You Think You Are? Australia PG Jeff Fatt.

6:20 Qi PG 6:55 EastEnders PG 7:25 Qi M 8pm Would I Lie To You? PG Comedy panel show where contestants bluff about their secrets.

8:30 Heartbeat MC An unusual robbery puts the locals in peril and Peggy’s new enterprise proves problematic for Ventress.

9:30 Grantchester PG 10:30 Doc Martin PG 11:25 Midsomer Murders M

Wednesday

1am Qi M 1:30 Qi M 2am Would I Lie To You? PG 2:30 Who Do You Think You Are? Australia PG 3:30 Heartbeat M 4:20 Grantchester PG 5:05 Doc Martin PG 5:55 All Round To Mrs Brown’s ML 7Dec21

DISCOVERY 6:05 Great White Double Trouble PG 6:55 Mega Jaws Of Bird Island PG 7:45 Air Jaws Going For Gold PG 8:35 The Spawn Of El Diablo PG 9:25 Legend Of Deep Blue PG 10:20 The Laws Of Jaws PG 11:15 Laws Of Jaws – Dangerous Waters PG 12:10 Great White Double Trouble PG 1:05 The Spawn Of El Diablo PG 2pm Air Jaws Going For Gold PG 2:55 Mega Jaws Of Bird Island PG 3:50 Mechashark PG 4:45 Jaws Awakens – Phred v Slash PG 5:40 Crikey! It’s Shark Week PG 6:35 Return To Lair Of The Great White PG 7:30 Expedition Unknown – Shark Trek PG 8:30 Mystery Of The Black Demon Shark PG 9:30 Mothersharker PG 10:30 Bear v Shark PG 11:25 Naked And Afraid M

Wednesday

12:15 How It’s Made PG 12:40 How Do They Do It? PG 1:05 What On Earth?

PG 1:55 Deadliest Catch M 2:45 Naked And Afraid M 3:35 Moonshiners MLC 4:25 Gold Rush – White Water PG 5:15 Aussie Gold Hunters PG

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Mom, at 8:30pm

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Strike Back, at 9:30pm

Jade Fever, at 7:30pm

6am Breakfast 0 9am The Ellen DeGeneres Show PG 0 10am Tipping Point 0 11am The Chase 3 0 Noon 1 News At Midday 0 12:30 Emmerdale PG 0 1pm Coronation Street PG 0 2pm The Ellen DeGeneres Show PG 0 3pm Tipping Point 0 4pm Te Karere 2 4:30 Asia Unplated With Diana Chan 3 0 5pm The Chase 0 6pm 1 News At 6pm 0 7pm Seven Sharp 0 7:30 The Celebrity Chase Bradley Walsh presents a celebrity edition of the game show. 0 8:20 Lotto 8:25 The Celebrity Chase PG Continued. 0 8:30 Location, Location, Location Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help people find their dream homes. 0 9:30 Coronation Street PG 0 10:30 1 News Tonight 0 11pm Nurses PGC Assigned to the Burns Unit, Naz and Grace are pushed to their limits as nurses and friends. 0 11:55 Mallorca Files M 3 0

6am Les Mills Born To Move 0 6:25 Hey Duggee 0 6:35 Clifford The Big Red Dog 3 0 7am Eliot Kid 0 7:25 SpongeBob SquarePants 0 7:50 The Deep 3 0 8:20 Darwin And Newts 8:30 Dorothy And The Wizard Of Oz 0 8:40 Book Hungry Bears 3 0 8:50 Daniel Tiger’s Neighbourhood 0 9am Infomercials 9:30 Religious Programming 10am Les Mills Core 0 10:35 Neighbours 3 0 11:05 Friends 3 0 Noon The Royals PGVL 0 1pm The Best Of Judge Rinder 0 2pm The Mindy Project PG 0 2:30 Home And Away 3 0 3pm Shortland Street PG 3 0 3:35 Bluey 3 0 3:40 Get Clever 3 0 4:05 We Bare Bears 0 4:30 Friends 3 0 5pm The Simpsons PG 3 0 5:30 The Big Bang Theory 3 0 6pm Neighbours 0 6:30 Home And Away 0 7pm Shortland Street PG 0 7:30 Young Sheldon 0 8pm Young Sheldon 0 8:30 Mom PG Bonnie is concerned when Adam decides to go skiing for the first time since his accident; Tammy worries that Jill is sending the wrong message to the girls they are mentoring. 0 9:30 Would I Lie To You? PG 0 10:05 Taskmaster NZ 16 3 0 11:05 N Back To Life 16L 0 11:40 Mom PG 3 0

6am The AM Show 3 9am Infomercials 10:30 Bondi Vet 3 0 11:30 Newshub Live At 11:30am Noon House Hunters Renovation 0 1pm Yard Crashers 0 1:30 M Christmas Ever After 2020 Romance. Sparks fly during Christmastime when a romance novelist meets a handsome man, who looks like a character in her books. Ali Stroker, Daniel Di Tomasso. 0 3:30 Millionaire Hot Seat 4:30 Newshub Live At 4:30pm 5pm Outback Opal Hunters PGL 0 6pm Newshub Live At 6pm 7pm The Project 7:30 The Block Australia PG There are meltdowns all around the cul-de-sac as problems keep popping up for the Blockheads. 0 8:35 Love It Or List It Australia Terence thinks the house needs a facelift, but Anna disagrees and she thinks he will fall in love with it again. 0 9:35 Chasing Ghislaine Ghislaine turns to Jeffrey Epstein for financial security after her father dies.

In return, she introduces him to rich and powerful connections. 0 10:35 Newshub Late 11:05 NCIS – Los Angeles M 3 0 Midnight Infomercials

8am Ready Set Dance 0 8:05 Blue’s Clues And You 0 8:30 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3 0 9am Fishy Business 3 0 10am The Office PGC 0 11am Shipping Wars PGL 3 0 11:30 Six Million Dollar Man PGV 12:30 American Pickers 3 1:30 Parks And Recreation PGC 0 2pm The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 3 3pm Wheel Of Fortune 3 3:30 Jeopardy 4pm American Pickers 3 5pm 3rd Rock From The Sun PGC 3 0 5:30 Prime News 6pm Sky Speed 6:30 The Force PGC 3 0 7pm The Crowd Goes Wild 7:30 Traffic Cops 3 Series that follows the work of UK traffic units. 0 8:30 F Massive Engineering Mistakes PGC In Iowa, a small town’s water tower build goes drastically wrong; a highway in Pittsburgh wipes out apartment buildings. 0 9:30 Strike Back 18VLC Section 20 forges an uneasy alliance with Zarkova in the hope of tracking down a stolen nuclear warhead. 0 10:30 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 11:30 Love Island UK 16LS 12:30 Infomercials

6am Money For Nothing 7am Jamie And Jimmy’s Food Fight Club 8am How Do Animals Do That? 8:30 How Do Animals Do That? 9am The Great Food Truck Race PG 10am Gino’s Italian Escape 10:30 Mysteries At The Museum PG 11:30 American Pickers 12:30 Quick Little Builds 1:30 Escape To The Chateau PG 2:30 Ugly House To Lovely House 3:30 Extinct Or Alive PG 4:30 Giada Entertains 5pm Giada At Home 5:30 Mysteries At The Museum PG 6:30 Forged In Fire PG 7:30 Jade Fever PG The new mining season is full of nasty surprises but an unlikely rescue saves the day; Josh buys a semi-truck.

8:30 Robson Green’s Grand Slam PG 9:30 Jeremy Wade’s Dark Waters PG 10:30 Forged In Fire PG 11:30 Mysteries At The Museum PG

Thursday

12:45 Te Karere 3 2 1:10 Infomercials 5:30 Te Karere 3 2

BRAVO 6am Infomercials 10am Catfish PG 3 10:50 Botched PGLSC 3 11:45 Snapped MVC 3 12:40 Killer Couples MVC 3 1:35 The Real Housewives Of New York City M 3 2:35 Catfish PG 3 3:30 Face Off PGC 3 4:30 Love It Or List It 5:30 Shark Tank PG 6:30 Botched PGLSC 3 A British bum ambassador is packing on the pounds to get a Kim K-inspired butt.

7:30 Dog Rescuers PG A hot weather special featuring the mistakes people have made with their dogs, and hear how to keep your dog cool in summer.

8:30 24 Hours In Emergency MC Ron has a dangerously low heart rate; John has been thrown from his bike.

9:35 Embarrassing Bodies MSC The doctors take a trip to Spain’s Costa del Sol to help Brits with embarrassing body problems. 0 10:35 Snapped MVC 3 11:30 Killer Couples MVC 3 12:20 Infomercials

Thursday

12:35 Motherland – Fort Salem M 3 0 1:20 Shortland Street PG 3 0 1:45 Infomercials 2:55 Selling Houses Australia 3 0 4:35 Neighbours 3 0 5am Infomercials

SKY 5 6am Jeopardy! 6:25 Wheel Of Fortune 6:45 Pawn Stars PG 7:10 Storage Wars PG 7:35 Mountain Men PG 8:25 Border Security M 8:50 Ice Road Truckers PG 9:40 NCIS MV 10:30 FBI MV 11:30 Pawn Stars PG Noon Jeopardy!

12:25 Wheel Of Fortune 12:50 A1 – Highway Patrol MVLC 1:40 Outback Truckers PGL 2:30 NCIS MV 3:20 Mountain Men PG 4:10 Jeopardy!

4:35 Wheel Of Fortune 5pm Storage Wars PG 5:30 Pawn Stars PG 6pm Ice Road Truckers PG 7pm Border Security M 7:30 NCIS MV 8:30 Law And Order – Organized Crime MVC Elliot Stabler returns to the NYPD in the wake of a devastating personal loss.

9:30 Lethal Weapon 16VLSC 10:30 FBI MV 11:30 Mountain Men PG

Thursday

12:30 Wheel Of Fortune 1am Jeopardy! 1:25 Border Security M 1:50 Lethal Weapon 16VLSC 2:35 Law And Order – Organized Crime MVC 3:30 Ice Road Truckers PG 4:20 FBI MV 5:10 NCIS MV

MOVIES PREMIERE

MOVIES GREAtS

6:08 Inherit The Viper 16LC 2019 Drama. Josh Hartnett, Margarita Levieva.

7:29 Locusts 16VLSC 2019 Thriller. Ben Geurens, Jessica McNamee. 8:52 The Call 16VLSC 2020 Horror.

Lin Shaye, Tobin Bell.

10:26 The Bad Twin MVLSC 2016 Thriller. Haylie Duff, Grace Van Dien. 11:59 Baby Done MLSC 2020 Comedy.

Rose Matafeo, Matthew Lewis.

1:29 Monster Hunter MVC 2020 Action. 3:09 Rams PGVL 2020 Drama. 5:04 Infinite MVLC 2021 Action.

6:47 Antebellum 16VL 2020 Thriller. Janelle Monae, Jena Malone. 8:30 Embattled 16L 2020 Action. Jett Boykins aspires to follow in his famous MMA father’s footsteps. He must also break a vicious cycle of abuse. Stephen Dorff, Darren Mann.

10:30 Penguin Bloom ML 2020 Drama. An accident leaves a young mother paralysed. But, the arrival of an injured magpie chick has a profound affect on her family.

Naomi Watts, Andrew Lincoln.

7:27 Get On Up MVLSC 2014 Biography Music. 9:42 Erin Brockovich ML 2000 Drama.

11:50 The Tourist MVL 2010 Drama. 1:30 I Know What You Did Last Summer 16V 1997 Horror. 3:08 I Still Know What You Did Last Summer 16V 1998 Horror.

4:45 Almost Famous MC 2000 Drama. 6:45 The Iron Lady PG 2011 Biography Drama.

Meryl Streep. 8:30 Charlie’s Angels – Full Throttle MV 2003 Action Adventure.

Charlie’s Angels reunite to find two missing silver rings that contain encrypted information revealing the new identity of everyone in the US Witness Protection Programme. Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore, Lucy Liu. 10:15 Jane Eyre MC 2011 Romantic Drama. A young governess softens the heart of her surly employer, only to discover he is hiding a terrible secret. Mia Wasikowska, Michael Fassbender, Judi Dench.

12:05 Words On Bathroom Walls MLC 2020 Drama.

1:55 The Glorias MLSC 2020 Drama. 4:20 The Nest 16L 2020 Drama.

12:17 Knight And Day MVL 2010 Action. 2:17 Ali MVL 2001 Drama. 4:55 Hacksaw Ridge 16VC 2016 Drama.

Thursday

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Thursday

12:30 Giada Entertains 1am Giada At Home 1:30 Gino’s Italian Escape 2am Money For Nothing 3am Extinct Or Alive PG 4am Robson Green’s Grand Slam PG 5am Mysteries At The Museum PG

SKY SPORt 1 6am The Back Page 7am Playmakers – Rugby Stories 7:30 Heartland XV v NZ Barbarians 8am Cricket – Australia v England Fourth Test 2010 – Day Two. 8:30 Cricket – Australia v England Fourth Test 2010 – Day Three. 9am Cricket – Australia v England Fourth Test 2010 – Day Four.

9:30 Cricket – Australia v England Fifth Test 2010 – Day One. 10am Cricket – Australia v England Fifth Test 2010 – Day Two. 10:30 Cricket – Australia v England Fifth Test 2010 – Day Three. 11am Cricket – Australia v England Fifth Test 2010 – Day Four.

11:30 Cricket – Australia v England Fifth Test 2010 – Day Five. Noon L Cricket – The Ashes Australia v England – First Test, Day One. 8:35 Netball Awards 9:35 Netball – ANZ Premiership Grand Final – Mystics v Tactix. 10:05 CycloCross – UCI World Cup Women’s Elite. 11:30 L Cricket – Big Bash League Perth Scorchers v Brisbane Heat.

Thursday

3am Gallagher Premiership 5am Glory Days 5:30 Between Two Posts

0 Closed captions; 3 Repeat; 2 Maori Language; HLS Highlights; RPL Replay; DLY Delayed. CLASSIFICATIONS: 16/18 Approved for persons 16/18 years or over; C Content may offend; L Language may offend; M Suitable for mature audiences 16 years and over; PG Parental guidance recommended for young viewers; S Sexual content may offend; V Contains violence. Local Radio: NewsTalk ZB 873AM/98.1FM FM Classic Hits FM 92.5; Port FM Local 94.9, 98.9 and 106.1

6:30 E Ki E Ki 3 6:35 Takoha 3 6:45 Takaro Tribe 3 7am Taki Atu Taki Mai 3 7:10 Potae Pai 3 7:20 Kia Mau 3 7:30 Paia 3 7:40 Darwin And Newts 3 7:50 He Rourou 3 8am Pukana 3 8:30 Oranga Ngakau 3 9:30 Whanau Bake-Off 3 10am On Country Kitchen 3 10:30 Whanau Living 3 11am Our Songs 3 11:30 Tangaroa With Pio 3 Noon Te Ao Tapatahi 12:30 Last Of The Giants 1:30 Toku Reo 3 2 2:30 Ako 3 2 3:30 E Ki E Ki 3 3:35 Takoha 3 3:45 Takaro Tribe 3 4pm Taki Atu Taki Mai 3 4:10 Potae Pai 3 4:20 Kia Mau 3 4:30 Paia 3 4:40 Smooth 3 4:50 He Rourou 3 5pm Pukana 3 5:30 Te Mana Kuratahi 3 6pm Haka Ngahau A-Rohe – Te Arawa 3 6:30 Te Ao Marama 7pm Waiata Nation 3 7:30 Life Of Kai Nat, Les and Becs Watene started Sweet As Bowl – a Kiwi-fusion, plantbased food truck.

8pm Haka Global 3 8:30 Ka Pai Living PG 3 9pm Only In Aotearoa MCL 9:30 Mura O Te Ahi PG 3 10pm Rage Against The Rangatahi PG 3 Spirituality.

Christianity, atua Maori, the soul and the power of prayer.

10:30 Ki Tua 3 11pm Te Ao Marama 11:30 Closedown

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6:50 EastEnders PG 7:20 The Graham Norton Show ML 8am The Bill M 8:50 DCI Banks 16 10:20 Father Brown PG 11:10 Death In Paradise M 12:10 Midsomer Murders M 1:45 The Bill M 2:40 New Tricks M 3:35 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown MLS 4:30 The Graham Norton Show PG 5:15 Who Do You Think You Are? Australia PG Uncle Jack Charles.

6:20 Qi PG 6:55 EastEnders PG 7:25 Qi M 8pm Would I Lie To You? PG Comedy panel show where contestants bluff about their secrets.

8:30 Mallorca Files PG The brutal murder of a famous British author brings Max and Miranda to Cazador in the wild interior of Mallorca.

9:30 Holby City PG 10:35 Fawlty Towers PG 11:15 Midsomer Murders M

6:05 How Do They Do It? PG 6:30 How It’s Made PG 6:55 House Hunters Renovation PG 7:45 House Hunters International PG 8:10 House Hunters International PG 8:35 Top Gear PG 9:25 Fast N’ Loud PG 10:20 Ancient Unexplained Files PG 11:15 Mysteries At The Museum PG Spacecraft Heist a Brush with Anthrax.

12:10 How It’s Made PG 12:35 How Do They Do It? PG 1:05 What On Earth? PG 2pm Naked And Afraid M Punishment in Panama. 2:55 Deadliest Catch MLC 4:45 Gold Rush MLC White Water – Landslide.

5:40 Fast N’ Loud PG JackedUp Jeep. 6:35 Homestead Rescue PG Volcanos Edge.

7:30 Homestead Rescue PG Raney Ranch – Living on the Edge. 8:30 Building Off The Grid PG Ohio Valley Hut. 9:30 Barnwood Builders PG Restoration Week.

10:30 Aussie Lobster Men PG 11:25 Naked And Afraid M

12:50 Qi PG 1:20 Qi M 1:50 Would I Lie To You? PG 2:25 Who Do You Think You Are? Australia PG 3:25 Holby City PC 4:25 Midsomer Murders M

12:15 How It’s Made PG 12:40 How Do They Do It? PG 1:05 What On Earth?

PG 1:55 Deadliest Catch PG 3:35 Moonshiners MLC 4:25 Gold Rush PG 5:15 Aussie Gold Hunters PG

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The Great Kiwi Bake Off, at 7:30pm

Motorway Patrol, at 7:30pm

A Kiss For Christmas, at 1:30pm

Bull, at 9:30pm

Aussie Salvage Squad, at 9:30pm

6am Breakfast 0 9am The Ellen DeGeneres Show PG 0 10am Tipping Point 3 0 11am The Chase 3 0 Noon 1 News At Midday 0 12:30 Emmerdale PG 0 1pm Coronation Street PG 3 0 2pm The Ellen DeGeneres Show PG 0 3pm Tipping Point 0 4pm Te Karere 2 4:30 Asia Unplated With Diana Chan 3 0 5pm The Chase 0 6pm 1 News At 6pm 0 7pm Seven Sharp 0 7:30 F The Great Kiwi Bake Off PG The top bakers embark on their toughest challenge yet for the grand final and the title for 2021. 0 9pm Extreme Cake Makers A dance-themed cake; cakes with whimsical detail including antique bird cages; a first birthday cake for a baby gorilla. 0 9:30 Coronation Street PG 0 10:30 1 News Tonight 0 11pm The Hotel Inspector 16L 3 Alex is faced with The Dukes issues including an owner who hides from customers. 0 11:55 20/20 3 0

6am Les Mills Born To Move 0 6:25 Hey Duggee 0 6:35 Clifford The Big Red Dog 3 0 7am Eliot Kid 0 7:25 SpongeBob SquarePants 0 7:50 The Deep 3 0 8:15 Darwin And Newts 0 8:25 Dorothy And The Wizard Of Oz 0 8:35 Book Hungry Bears 3 0 8:45 Daniel Tiger’s Neighbourhood 0 9am Infomercials 9:25 Religious Programming 10am Les Mills Body Attack 0 10:30 Neighbours 3 0 11am Friends 3 0 Noon The Royals M 0 1pm The Best Of Judge Rinder 0 2pm The Mindy Project PGC 0 2:30 Home And Away 3 0 3pm Shortland Street PG 3 0 3:35 Bluey 3 0 3:40 Get Clever 3 0 4:05 We Bare Bears 0 4:30 Friends 3 0 5pm The Simpsons 3 0 5:30 The Big Bang Theory PG 3 0 6pm Neighbours PG 0 6:30 Home And Away PG 0 7pm Shortland Street PG 0 7:30 F Motorway Patrol PG A ridiculously overloaded trailer wipes out; a stubborn truckie realises that seat belts are worth wearing. 0 8pm The Big Fat Quiz Of The Everything 2020 MLC 3 0 9:55 It’s Your Fault I’m Fat PG 0 10:55 Gold Coast Cops M 0 11:25 The Panthers 16LC 3 0

6am The AM Show 3 News, interviews, and humour to start the day.

9am Infomercials 10:30 Bondi Vet 3 Series that follows Dr Chris Brown’s daily life as a veterinarian. 0 11:30 Newshub Live At 11:30am Noon House Hunters Renovation 0 1pm Yard Crashers 0 1:30 M A Kiss For Christmas PG 2020 Romantic Comedy. A successful young woman returns to her hometown to acquire the local inn for the hotel company she works for. Jonna Walsh, Jesse Hutch. 0 3:30 Millionaire Hot Seat 4:30 Newshub Live At 4:30pm 5pm Outback Opal Hunters PGL 0 6pm Newshub Live At 6pm 7pm The Project 7:30 The Masked Singer USA PG Another wildcard contestant debuts when the members of Group B return for their second performances of the season. 0 8:25 The Graham Norton Show M With guests Lady Gaga, Adam Driver, Nadiya Hussain, Josh Gad, and Sir Rod Stewart. 0 9:25 Live At The Apollo 16 3 0 10:25 Newshub Late 10:55 SVU 16 3 The SVU searches for two suspects that were spotted fleeing the scene of a violent crime. 0 11:50 Infomercials

8am Ready Set Dance 0 8:05 Blue’s Clues And You 0 8:30 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3 0 9am Fishy Business 3 0 10am The Office PGC 0 11am Shipping Wars PGL 3 0 11:30 Qi PGC 3 12:40 American Pickers 3 1:35 Parks And Recreation PGC 0 2:05 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 3 3:05 Wheel Of Fortune 3 3:30 Jeopardy 4pm American Pickers 3 5pm 3rd Rock From The Sun PGC 3 0 5:30 Prime News 6pm Football Highlights Show 6:30 The Force MC 3 0 7pm The Crowd Goes Wild 7:30 Ocean Predators PGL 3 Journey to a remote spot off Stewart Island, to investigate a mysterious population of sevengill sharks. 0 8:30 Decades In Colour PGC 3 0 9:30 Bull MC Chunk convinces Bull to represent a teenager accused of carjacking and assault. 0 10:30 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 11:30 Love Island UK 16LS

6am Money For Nothing 7am Giada Entertains 7:30 Giada At Home 8am Extinct Or Alive PG 9am The Great Food Truck Race PG 10am Gino’s Italian Escape 10:30 Mysteries At The Museum PG 11:30 Ice Cold Gold PG 12:30 Jade Fever PG 1:30 Robson Green’s Grand Slam PG 2:30 Jeremy Wade’s Dark Waters PG 3:30 Saving Britain’s Wildlife PG 4:30 F The Great Food Truck Race PG 5:30 Mysteries At The Museum PG 6:30 Wheeler Dealers PG 7:30 Deadliest Catch PG 8:30 Forged In Fire – Knife Or Death PG 9:30 Aussie Salvage Squad PG The team heads to Harvey Estuary in Western Australia to try to recover a massive 11-metre plywood vessel called Endeavour II. 10:30 Wheeler Dealers PG 11:30 Mysteries At The Museum PG

Friday

12:50 Te Karere 3 2 1:15 Infomercials 5:30 Te Karere 3 2

BRAVO 6am Infomercials 10am Catfish PG 3 10:50 Botched PGLSC 3 11:45 Snapped MVC 3 12:40 Killer Couples MVC 3 1:35 The Real Housewives Of New York City M 3 2:35 Catfish PG 3 3:30 Face Off PGC 3 4:30 Love It Or List It 5:30 Shark Tank PG 6:30 Botched PGLSC 3 Dr Nassif does a rhinoplasty on a woman who has a beef with her pig nose.

7:30 Tattoo Fixers MLSC The artists make Nicole’s bum look less laddy and save teacher-loving George from detention.

8:30 Below Deck – Mediterranean M A reality show that follows the crew of a luxury charter yacht in the Mediterranean.

9:30 Botched PGLSC An accident left a man with a hole on his hip; a woman with lupus would love to have no more nose issues.

10:30 Snapped MVC 3 Investigators find shocking common ground between a mother found dead and another woman who was targeted at home.

11:25 Killer Couples MVC 3 12:15 Infomercials

Friday

12:25 Hungry Ghosts 16VC 0 1:25 Shortland Street PG 3 0 1:50 Infomercials 2:50 2 Tunes 3:10 Brooklyn NineNine PG 0 3:55 Bob Hearts Abishola 3 0 4:15 The Middle 3 0 4:35 Neighbours PG 3 0 5am Infomercials

SKY 5 6am Jeopardy! 6:25 Wheel Of Fortune 6:45 Pawn Stars PG 7:10 Storage Wars PG 7:35 Mountain Men PG 8:25 Border Security M 8:50 Ice Road Truckers PG 9:40 NCIS MV 10:30 FBI MV 11:30 Pawn Stars PG Noon Jeopardy!

12:25 Wheel Of Fortune 12:50 Law And Order – Organized Crime MVC 1:40 Lethal Weapon 16VLSC 2:30 NCIS MV 3:20 Mountain Men PG 4:10 Jeopardy!

4:35 Wheel Of Fortune 5pm Storage Wars PG 5:30 Pawn Stars PG 6pm Ice Road Truckers PG 7pm Border Security M 7:30 NCIS MV 8:30 Forensics – The Real CSI MVC 9:45 Seal Team MVC 10:45 FBI MV 11:45 Mountain Men PG

Friday

12:40 Wheel Of Fortune 1am Jeopardy! 1:20 Border Security M 1:45 Seal Team MVC 2:30 Forensics – The Real CSI MVC 3:30 Ice Road Truckers PG 4:20 FBI MV 5:10 NCIS MV

Friday

12:35 Closedown 1am Infomercials

MOVIES PREMIERE

MOVIES GREAtS

6:05 Black Water – Abyss 16VL 2020 Horror. 7:45 The Legend Of Baron To’a 16VLSC 2019 Comedy.

9:30 Radioactive M 2019 Drama Biography.

11:20 Disturbing The Peace 16V 2020 Action. 12:55 Little Women 2019 Drama.

3:10 Superintelligence PGLS 2020 Comedy. 4:55 The Postcard Killings 16VLSC 2019 Thriller. 6:40 Voyagers 16V 2021 Adventure. Colin Farrell, Tye Sheridan, Lily-Rose Depp.

8:30 Nobody 16V 2021 Action. After a terrifying experience, a mild-mannered man finds the courage to fight back and protect his family from a dangerous adversary.

Bob Odenkirk, Connie Nielsen.

10:05 Music MVLC 2021 Drama. Zu is newly sober when she receives news that she is to become the sole guardian of her half-sister named Music – a young autistic girl. Kate Hudson, Maddie Ziegler.

11:50 Dragged Across Concrete 18VLSC 2018 Thriller.

Mel Gibson.

7:15 Brokeback Mountain MVLS 2005 Drama.

Heath Ledger, Jake Gyllenhaal.

9:30 Magic Mike 16LS 2012 Comedy Drama.

Channing Tatum, Alex Pettyfer, Olivia Munn. 11:22 The Patriot 16VC 2000 War Drama.

Mel Gibson, Heath Ledger, Joely Richardson. 2:05 Pride And Prejudice 2005 Drama. 4:10 The World’s Fastest Indian PGL 2006 Drama. 6:20 The Matrix Revolutions MV 2003 Scifi Action. Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne, CarrieAnne Moss, Hugo Weaving.

8:30 La La Land ML 2016 Musical Comedy. An aspiring actress and a jazz musician attempt to balance their love affair against their rising success. Emma Stone, Ryan Gosling.

10:35 The Matrix Reloaded MVS 2003 Scifi Action. Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne, CarrieAnne Moss, Hugo Weaving.

Friday

2:25 Misbehaviour ML 2020 Comedy. 4:10 Force Of Nature 16VLC 2020 Action.

5:50 The Outpost 16VLC 2020 Drama.

Friday

12:50 The Blair Witch Project MLC 1999 Thriller.

2:10 Rules Of Attraction 18VLSC 2002 Drama.

3:58 Non-Stop MVL 2013 Thriller. 5:40 The Soloist ML 2009 Drama.

Friday

12:30 The Great Food Truck Race PG 1:30 Gino’s Italian Escape 2am Money For Nothing 3am Saving Britain’s Wildlife PG 4am Forged In Fire – Knife Or Death PG 5am Mysteries At The Museum PG

SKY SPORt 1 6:30 NPC Cup (RPL) Premiership Final – Waikato v Tasman.

From FMG Waikato Stadium in Hamilton.

9am French Top 14 (RPL) Paris v La Rochelle.

From Stade Jean-Bouin.

11am Cricket – The Ashes (HLS) Australia v England – First Test, Day One. From The Gabba, Brisbane.

Noon L Cricket – The Ashes Australia v England – First Test, Day Two. From The Gabba, Brisbane.

8:35 All Blacks Flashbacks 10:35 Gallagher Premiership (RPL) Leicester v Harlequins.

From Mattioli Woods Welford Road, Leicester.

Friday

12:35 Glory Days Australian rugby show.

1:05 Gallagher Premiership (RPL) Gloucester v Bristol.

From Kingsholm Stadium, Gloucester.

3am NPC Cup (RPL) Championship Final – Taranaki v Otago.

From TET Stadium, Inglewood.

5:30 Glory Days Australian rugby show.

0 Closed captions; 3 Repeat; 2 Maori Language; HLS Highlights; RPL Replay; DLY Delayed. CLASSIFICATIONS: 16/18 Approved for persons 16/18 years or over; C Content may offend; L Language may offend; M Suitable for mature audiences 16 years and over; PG Parental guidance recommended for young viewers; S Sexual content may offend; V Contains violence. Local Radio: NewsTalk ZB 873AM/98.1FM FM Classic Hits FM 92.5; Port FM Local 94.9, 98.9 and 106.1

6:30 E Ki E Ki 3 6:35 Waiata Mai 3 6:45 Takaro Tribe 3 7am Taki Atu Taki Mai 3 7:10 Te Nutube 3 7:20 Kia Mau 3 7:30 Potae Pai 3 7:40 Smooth 3 7:50 He Rourou 3 8am Polyfest 3 8:30 Oranga Ngakau 3 9:30 Whanau Bake-Off 3 10am Easy Eats 3 10:30 Whanau Living 3 11am Sidewalk Karaoke 3 11:30 Tangaroa With Pio 3 Noon Te Ao Tapatahi 12:30 The Casketeers PGC 3 1pm Uka 3 1:30 Toku Reo 3 2 2:30 Ako 3 2 3:30 E Ki E Ki 3 3:35 Waiata Mai 3 3:45 Takaro Tribe 3 4pm Taki Atu Taki Mai 3 4:10 Te Nutube 3 4:20 Kia Mau 3 4:30 Potae Pai 3 4:40 Darwin And Newts 3 4:50 He Rourou 3 5pm Polyfest 3 5:30 Te Mana Kuratahi 3 6pm Haka Ngahau A-Rohe – Te Arawa 3 6:30 Te Ao Marama 7pm Fresh 3 7:30 Café Melanesia Jennifer Baing-Waiko experiences the delicious and nutritious dishes of the Vugalei community of Suvavou village in Fiji.

8pm Funny Whare – Gamesnight PG 3 8:30 The Ring Inz 3 9pm Ka Hao – Tira Waiata A group of East Coast youth document their journey recording an album of new music.

9:15 Te Waiora 3 9:30 Ahikaroa MCL 10pm My Maori Midwife 10:20 K’Rd Chronicles PG 10:30 JC Tha Barber 16CL 11pm Te Ao Marama 11:30 Closedown

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6am All Round To Mrs Brown’s MLS 6:55 EastEnders PG 7:25 The Graham Norton Show PG 8:05 The Bill M 8:55 Inspector George Gently M 10:25 Father Brown PG 11:10 Death In Paradise M 12:10 Midsomer Murders M 1:45 The Bill M 2:35 New Tricks M 3:35 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown PG 4:30 The Graham Norton Show MLS 5:15 Who Do You Think You Are? Australia PG Grant Denyer.

6:20 Qi PG 6:55 EastEnders PG 7:25 Qi M 8pm Would I Lie To You? PG Comedy panel show where contestants bluff about their secrets.

8:30 The Jonathan Ross Show ML 9:30 The Graham Norton Show PG 10:25 Grantchester PG 11:20 Midsomer Murders M

6:05 How Do They Do It? PG 6:30 How It’s Made PG 6:55 House Hunters Renovation PG 7:45 House Hunters International PG 8:10 House Hunters International PG 8:35 Top Gear PG 9:25 Fast N’ Loud PG 10:20 Homestead Rescue PG 11:15 Building Off The Grid PG Ohio Valley Hut. 12:10 How It’s Made PG 12:35 How Do They Do It? PG 1:05 What On Earth? PG 2pm Naked And Afraid M Island from Hell.

2:55 Aussie Gold Hunters PG Two Tarzans One Jane.

3:50 Deadliest Catch MLC 4:45 Gold Rush MLC White Water – The Window Maker.

5:40 Fast N’ Loud PG Fleetline Superflip Frenzy. 6:35 Gold Rush MLC Klondike Kingpins.

7:30 Gold Rush MLC Ground War. 9:30 Gold Rush MLC Dave Turin’s Lost Mine – Shock and Ore. 10:30 Homestead Rescue PG 11:25 Naked And Afraid M

12:55 Qi PG 1:25 Qi M 1:55 Would I Lie To You? PG 2:30 Who Do You Think You Are? Australia PG 3:30 The Graham Norton Show PG 4:20 Midsomer Murders M 5:55 The Jonathan Ross Show PG

12:15 How It’s Made PG 12:40 How Do They Do It? PG 1:05 What On Earth?

PG 1:55 Deadliest Catch PG 2:45 Naked And Afraid M 3:35 Moonshiners MLC 4:25 Gold Rush PG 5:15 Aussie Gold Hunters PG

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Incredible Christmas Trees And How To Decorate Them, at 7:30pm

Elf, at 7:30pm

The Christmas Lottery, at 1:30pm

Truck Night In America, at 8:30pm

Shed Of The Year, at 8:30pm

6am Breakfast 0 9am The Ellen DeGeneres Show PG 0 10am Tipping Point 3 0 11am The Chase 3 0 Noon 1 News At Midday 0 12:30 Emmerdale PG 0 1pm Coronation Street PG 3 0 2pm Extreme Cake Makers Christmas Special 3 0 3pm Tipping Point 0 4pm Te Karere 2 4:30 Asia Unplated With Diana Chan 3 0 5pm The Chase 3 0 6pm 1 News At 6pm 0 7pm Seven Sharp 0 7:30 Incredible Christmas Trees And How To Decorate Them PG Advice on creating the perfect festive centrepiece; amazing Christmas trees from around the world. 0 8:25 Gordon, Gino And Fred’s Road Trip 16L 3 Christmas Special.

The trio are in the desert, searching for the spirit of the festive season in Morocco – a land of snakes, saffron and camels! 0 9:30 My Big Fat Gypsy Christmas 16L 3 Christmas is an important event in the travelling community, a time to put troubles aside and rejoice. 0 10:30 1 News Tonight 0 11pm Us M 3 (Mini-series) 0

6am Les Mills Born To Move 0 6:25 Hey Duggee 0 6:35 Clifford The Big Red Dog 3 0 7am Eliot Kid 0 7:25 SpongeBob SquarePants 0 7:50 The Deep 3 0 8:15 Darwin And Newts 0 8:25 Dorothy And The Wizard Of Oz 0 8:35 Book Hungry Bears 3 0 8:50 Daniel Tiger’s Neighbourhood 0 9am Infomercials 9:30 Religious Programming 10am Les Mills Grit Cardio 0 10:30 Neighbours PG 3 0 11am Friends 3 0 11:55 The Royals M 0 12:55 Doctor Who PGC 3 0 2:10 The Mindy Project M 0 2:40 Home And Away PG 3 0 3:10 Shortland Street PG 3 0 3:40 Get Clever 3 0 4:05 We Bare Bears 0 4:30 Friends 3 0 5pm The Simpsons PG 3 0 5:30 The Big Bang Theory 3 0 6pm Neighbours 0 6:30 Home And Away PGC 0 7pm Shortland Street PG 0 7:30 M Elf 2003 Comedy.

After stowing away in Santa’s sack, an orphan raised by elves causes trouble with his size. Will Ferrell, James Caan. 0 9:20 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown M 0 10:15 Casual MLS 0 11:35 Kung Fu MV 0

6am The AM Show 3 News, interviews, and humour to start the day.

9am Infomercials 10:30 Bondi Vet 3 0 11:30 Newshub Live At 11:30am Noon House Hunters Renovation 0 1pm Yard Crashers 0 1:30 M The Christmas Lottery 2020 Comedy. The family of a man who wins the lottery must put aside their differences to find the lost ticket. Candiace Dillard, Marcus Allen, Lyon Beckwith. 0 3:30 Millionaire Hot Seat 4:30 Newshub Live At 4:30pm 5pm Outback Opal Hunters PGL 0 6pm Newshub Live At 6pm 7pm The Project 7:30 M Eagle Eye M 3 2008 Thriller. Two strangers are thrown together by a phone call from a woman they have never met, threatening their lives and their families. Shia LaBeouf, Michelle Monaghan. 0 9:45 Newshub Late 10:15 Golden Boy PG 3 The town must decide whether they will upgrade the library or erect a statue of Tama. 0 10:50 Magnum PI M During a hurricane, Magnum and his friends shelter inside La Mariana – along with two armed killers. 0 11:45 Infomercials

8am Ready Set Dance 0 8:05 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3 0 9am Fishy Business 3 0 10am The Office PGC 0 11am Shipping Wars PGL 3 0 11:30 Qi PGC 3 12:40 American Pickers 3 1:35 Parks And Recreation PGC 0 2:05 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 3 3:05 Wheel Of Fortune 3 3:30 Jeopardy 4pm American Pickers 3 5pm 3rd Rock From The Sun PGC 3 0 5:30 Prime News 6pm The Force MC 3 0 7pm The Crowd Goes Wild 7:30 Pawn Stars PG Props from the Jerry Maguire movie arrive in the shop; Rick checks out a Jackson Five autograph.

8:30 Truck Night In America PGL In the Green Hell, danger lurks everywhere, putting the drivers through the toughest race of their lives. 0 9:30 L Basketball – South East Melbourne v The Breakers Round Two. From John Cain Arena, Melbourne.

11:30 Raw PGV

6am Money For Nothing 7am The Great Food Truck Race PG 8am Saving Britain’s Wildlife PG 9am The Great Food Truck Race PG 10am Gino’s Italian Escape 10:30 Mysteries At The Museum PG 11:30 Wheeler Dealers PG 12:30 Deadliest Catch PG 1:30 Aussie Salvage Squad PG 2:30 Game Of Pawns PG 3pm Game Of Pawns PG 3:30 Dr Dee Alaska Vet PG 4:30 Rick Stein’s Christmas Odyssey 5:30 Mysteries At The Museum PG 6:30 American Pickers PG 7:30 George Clarke’s Old House, New Home PG George takes on his oldest house yet in the Cotswolds; in Kent it is a first, tackling an oast house.

8:30 Shed Of The Year Motorbike racer Ollie wants to transform a double decker coach into a Japanese style pod hotel.

9:30 Location, Location, Location 10:30 American Pickers PG 11:30 Mysteries At The Museum PG

Saturday

1:15 Te Karere 3 2 1:40 Infomercials

BRAVO

Saturday

12:25 Would I Lie To You? PG 3 12:55 Shortland Street PG 3 0 1:20 Infomercials 2:15 2 Tunes 2:35 M Concussion M 3 2015 Drama. Will Smith, Alec Baldwin, Albert Brooks. 0 4:40 Neighbours 3 0 5:05 Brain Busters 3 0

SKY 5

6am Infomercials 10am Catfish PG 3 10:50 Botched PGLSC 3 11:45 Snapped MVC 3 12:40 Killer Couples MVC 3 1:35 The Real Housewives Of New York City M 3 2:35 Catfish PG 3 3:30 Face Off PSC 3 4:30 Love It Or List It 5:30 Shark Tank PG 6:30 Botched PGLSC 3 Dr Dubrow helps a patient who is flipping out over her flipping butt implants.

7:30 M Four Weddings And A Funeral MLS 3 1994 Romantic Comedy. A man who fears relationships meets a woman at a wedding and falls in love, but it takes three more weddings and a funeral for him to overcome his fears. Hugh Grant, Andie MacDowell. 0 9:50 Buried In The Backyard MVC 3 A hike in the Hollywood Hills takes a terrifying turn when a dog digs up a foot.

10:50 Snapped MVC 3 After the brutal attack of a woman in her home, authorities work for 20-years to find a criminal who uses lust as a deadly weapon.

11:45 Killer Couples MVC 3 12:35 Infomercials

6am Jeopardy! 6:25 Wheel Of Fortune 6:45 Pawn Stars PG 7:10 Storage Wars PG 7:35 Mountain Men PG 8:25 Border Security M 8:50 Ice Road Truckers PG 9:40 The Cops MV 10:30 FBI MV 11:30 Pawn Stars PG Noon Jeopardy!

12:25 Wheel Of Fortune 12:50 Border Security – Australia’s Frontline M 1:40 Seal Team MVC 2:30 The Cops MV 3:20 Mountain Men PG 4:10 Jeopardy!

4:35 Wheel Of Fortune 5pm Storage Wars PG 5:30 Pawn Stars PG 6pm Ice Road Truckers PG 7pm Border Security M 7:30 The Cops MV 8:30 Trucking Hell M 9:30 Extreme Salvage Squad ML 10:30 FBI MV 11:30 Mountain Men PG

Saturday

12:30 Wheel Of Fortune 1am Jeopardy! 1:25 Border Security M 1:50 Extreme Salvage Squad ML 2:40 Trucking Hell M 3:30 Ice Road Truckers PG 4:20 FBI MV 5:10 The Cops MV

Saturday

12:30 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 1:30 Love Island UK 16LS 2:30 Infomercials

Saturday

12:30 Rick Stein’s Christmas Odyssey 1:30 Gino’s Italian Escape 2am Money For Nothing 3am Dr Dee Alaska Vet PG 4am Shed Of The Year 5am Mysteries At The Museum PG

MOVIES PREMIERE

MOVIES GREAtS

7:50 The Nomads M 2019 Drama. Tika Sumpter, Tate Donovan.

9:25 Greenland MV 2020 Action. Gerard Butler, Morena Baccarin. 11:21 Bill And Ted Face The Music PGVL 2020 Comedy. Keanu Reeves, Alex Winter. 12:51 Inherit The Viper 16LC 2019 Drama.

2:12 Locusts 16VLSC 2019 Thriller. 3:35 Ride Like A Girl PGL 2019 Drama.

5:10 Unhinged 16VLC 2020 Thriller. 6:40 Let Them All Talk ML 2020 Comedy.

Meryl Streep, Candice Bergen.

8:30 The Night House MVLSC 2020 Horror. Reeling from the unexpected death of her husband, Beth discovers that her lakeside home is haunted.

Rebecca Hall, Sarah Goldberg.

10:20 Charm City Kings 16VLC 2020 Drama. Fourteenyear-old Mouse desperately wants to join an infamous group of dirt-bike riders who rule the summertime streets.

Jahi Di’Allo Winston, Meek Mill.

7:32 Cadillac Records MVLS 2008 Drama. Adrien Brody.

9:17 Edge Of Darkness 16VL 2010 Thriller.

Mel Gibson, Ray Winstone.

11:10 Arrival ML 2016 Drama.

Amy Adams, Jeremy Renner, Forest Whitaker.

1:02 Unbroken MV 2014 Drama. Jack O’Connell, Domhnall Gleeson.

3:15 Untraceable 18V 2008 Crime. 4:55 The Queen ML 2006 Drama. 6:35 The Other Boleyn Girl MS 2008 Drama History. Natalie Portman, Scarlett Johansson, Eric Bana.

8:30 The Whole Nine Yards MVLS 2000 Crime Comedy.

When a hit man moves into suburbia, the lives of the local inhabitants change dramatically. Bruce Willis, Matthew Perry.

10:10 8 Mile MVLS 2002 Drama. Semi-autobiographical story of a white rapper trying to escape his roots and make it in the hip-hop scene of Detroit. Eminem, Kim Basinger, Brittany Murphy, Mekhi Phifer.

6am Gallagher Premiership (RPL) Leicester v Harlequins.

8am Heartland Championship – Meads Cup (HLS) Final – Thames Valley v South Canterbury.

8:30 Heartland Championship – Lochore Cup (HLS) Final – Whanganui v North Otago.

9am Heartland XV v New Zealand Barbarians 11am Cricket – The Ashes (HLS) Australia v England – First Test, Day Two. Noon L Cricket – The Ashes Australia v England – First Test, Day Three.

From The Gabba, Brisbane.

8:35 Between Two Posts Australian rugby show.

9:30 L Basketball – NBL Melbourne Phoenix v NZ Breakers.

From John Cain Arena in Melbourne.

11:30 NPC Cup (RPL) Premiership Final – Waikato v Tasman.

From FMG Waikato Stadium in Hamilton.

Midnight Changeling 16VC 2008 Drama. 2:20 Her 16LS 2013 Romance Sci-fi.

4:25 The Vow PGLS 2012 Romance.

2am NPC Cup (RPL) Championship Final – Taranaki v Otago.

4:30 Between Two Posts 5:30 Playmakers

Saturday

12:20 2 Hearts MLS 2020 Drama. 2am The Furies 18VL 2019 Horror. 3:25 Honest Thief MVL 2020 Action.

5:05 Strange But True MLC 2019 Thriller.

Saturday

SKY SPORt 1

Saturday

0 Closed captions; 3 Repeat; 2 Maori Language; HLS Highlights; RPL Replay; DLY Delayed. CLASSIFICATIONS: 16/18 Approved for persons 16/18 years or over; C Content may offend; L Language may offend; M Suitable for mature audiences 16 years and over; PG Parental guidance recommended for young viewers; S Sexual content may offend; V Contains violence. Local Radio: NewsTalk ZB 873AM/98.1FM FM Classic Hits FM 92.5; Port FM Local 94.9, 98.9 and 106.1

6:30 E Ki E Ki 3 6:35 Takoha 3 6:45 Takaro Tribe 3 7am Taki Atu Taki Mai 3 7:10 Potae Pai 3 7:20 Kia Mau 3 7:30 Paia 3 7:40 Darwin And Newts 3 7:50 He Rourou 3 8am Polyfest 3 8:30 Oranga Ngakau 3 9:30 Whanau BakeOff 3 10am Café Melanesia 3 10:30 Whanau Living 3 11am Iwi Anthems 3 11:30 Tangaroa With Pio 3 Noon Te Ao Tapatahi 12:30 5 Minutes Of Fame 3 1:30 Toku Reo 3 2 2:30 Ako 3 2 3:30 E Ki E Ki 3 3:35 Takoha 3 3:45 Takaro Tribe 3 4pm Taki Atu Taki Mai 3 4:10 Potae Pai 3 4:20 Kia Mau 3 4:30 Paia 3 4:40 Smooth 3 4:50 He Rourou 3 5pm Polyfest 3 5:30 Te Mana Kuratahi 3 6pm Haka Ngahau A-Rohe – Te Arawa 3 6:30 Te Ao Marama 7pm Polyfest 3 7:30 Home, Land And Sea 3 8pm Kai Safari 8:30 M Big Game MVL 2014 Action. A teenager camping in the bush helps rescue the President of the United States, when his plane is shot down. Samuel L Jackson, Omni Tommila, Ray Stevenson.

10:15 Loading Docs After a brush with death, Pania Tepaiho-Marsh was re-born a warrior. Using hunting as therapy, she must overcome her past to lead a self-sustained sisterhood. (R).

10:30 Ahikaroa MCL 3 11pm Te Ao Marama 11:30 Closedown

UKtV 6:40 EastEnders PG 7:10 The Graham Norton Show MLS 7:50 The Bill M 8:35 Inspector George Gently M 10:05 Father Brown PG 10:50 Death In Paradise M 11:50 Midsomer Murders M 1:25 The Bill M 2:20 New Tricks M 3:20 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown MLS 4:15 The Graham Norton Show MLS 5:10 Who Do You Think You Are? Australia PG Chris Bath.

6:15 Qi PG 6:45 Mrs Brown’s Boys M 7:25 Qi PG 8pm Would I Lie To You? PG 8:30 Richard Osman’s House Of Games Night PG 9:05 Staged 16L 9:35 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown M 10:30 All Round To Mrs Brown’s ML 11:30 Midsomer Murders M

Saturday

1:05 Qi PG 1:35 Qi PG 2:05 Would I Lie To You? PG 2:40 Who Do You Think You Are? Australia PG 3:40 Richard Osman’s House Of Games Night PG 4:10 Staged M 4:35 All Round To Mrs Brown’s ML 5:30 Richard Osman’s House Of Games Night PG 10Dec21

DISCOVERY 6:05 How Do They Do It? PG 6:30 How It’s Made PG 6:55 House Hunters Renovation PG 7:45 House Hunters International PG 8:10 House Hunters International PG 8:35 Top Gear PG 9:25 Fast N’ Loud PG 10:20 Gold Rush MLC 12:10 How It’s Made PG 12:35 How Do They Do It? PG 1:05 What On Earth? PG 2pm Naked And Afraid M The Jungle Curse. 2:55 Aussie Gold Hunters PG Bahama Drama. 3:50 Deadliest Catch MLC 4:45 Gold Rush MLC Ground War. 6:35 Aussie Salvage Squad PG 7:30 Outback Opal Hunters PG 8:30 Aussie Gold Hunters PG 9:30 Aussie Mega Mechanics PG Crane Down.

10:30 Mysteries At The Museum PG Spacecraft Heist, a Brush with Anthrax.

11:25 Naked And Afraid M Breaking Borneo.

Saturday

12:15 How It’s Made PG 12:40 How Do They Do It? PG 1:05 What On Earth?

PG 1:55 Deadliest Catch PG 2:45 Naked And Afraid M 3:35 Moonshiners MLC 4:25 Gold Rush MLC 5:15 Aussie Gold Hunters PG

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The Queen, at 8:30pm

Kung Fu Panda 3, at 7pm

Christmas On The Bayou, at 1:30pm

Hellfire Heroes, at 6pm

Aussie Lobster Men, at 7:30pm

6am Te Karere 3 2 6:30 Country Calendar 3 0 7am Fishing And Adventure 3 0 7:30 Infomercials 8:30 Religious Programming 9am Kids – An Instruction Manual 3 0 9:30 Tagata Pasifika 10am Dinner Date 0 11am Cash Trapped 3 0 Noon Jamie Cooks Italy 0 1pm The Living Room 0 2pm Sarah Beeny’s Renovate Don’t Relocate PG 3 0 3pm Paul Goes To Hollywood PG 0 4pm Location, Location, Location – 20 Years And Counting 0 5pm The Chase 3 0 6pm 1 News At 6pm 0 7pm F Space Invaders 0 8pm Lotto 8:05 Heathrow – Britain’s Busiest Airport Life behind the scenes at Europe’s biggest airport. 0 8:30 M The Queen M 2006 Drama. After Princess Diana’s death, the tradition-bound Queen Elizabeth II finds herself in conflict with the new Prime Minister, Tony Blair.

Helen Mirren, Michael Sheen. 0 10:35 Dinner Date 3 0 11:35 Manifest PGV 3 0

6am The Adventures Of Paddington 0 6:10 Emma! 0 6:20 Not Too Late Show 3 0 6:35 Spidey And His Amazing Friends 0 7am Love Monster 3 0 7:05 Stretch Armstrong 3 0 7:30 SpongeBob SquarePants 3 0 7:55 Transformers – Bumblebee – Cyberverse Adventures 0 8:20 The Adventures Of Rocky And Bullwinkle 0 8:45 Pokemon Journeys – The Series 0 9:10 Ninjago 0 9:20 Power Rangers Super Ninja Steel 3 0 9:45 The Simpsons PGC 0 10:45 Full House 3 0 11:45 The Middle 3 0 12:15 Dress To Impress 3 0 1:15 The Bachelor PG 0 3:05 F Zoey’s Extraordinary Playlist PG 0 4:05 The Voice US 0 6pm The Cube 0 7pm M Kung Fu Panda 3 PG 2016 Animated Adventure. Po must face two serious, but different threats, one supernatural and the other a little closer to home. Voices of Jack Black, Bryan Cranston, Dustin Hoffman, Angelina Jolie. 0 8:55 M Fool’s Gold MV 3 2008 Adventure. An estranged couple rekindle their romance when they discover a clue to a longlost treasure. Matthew McConaughey, Kate Hudson. 0 11:10 M The Campaign 18LS 2012 Comedy. Will Ferrell. 0

6am Charles Stanley PG 6:30 Infomercials 9:30 N One Of A Kind 0 10:30 Holiday Wars Special 0 11:30 Gingerbread Giants 0 12:30 Home Town 0 1:30 M Christmas On The Bayou PG 2013 Drama. A successful New York executive is torn between the city and her southern roots.

Hilarie Burton, Tyler Hilton. 0 3:30 Rescue My Renovation 3 0 4pm Holiday Wars Special 3 0 5pm Cannonball 3 0 6pm Newshub Live At 6pm 7pm M How The Grinch Stole Christmas PG 3 2000 Fantasy.

The Who family of Whoville love Christmas, but the cave-dwelling Grinch is determined to put an end to their festivities. Jim Carrey, Christine Baranski. 0 8:55 M Crawl 16 2019 Action.

During a hurricane, a girl and her father become trapped in a flooded house, but they face an even bigger threat lurking below the surface.

Kaya Scodelario, Barry Pepper. 0 10:50 M I Do, Or Die – A Killer Arrangement M 3 2020 Thriller.

Ana Golja, Eric Osborne.

6am Infomercials 8am The Casagrandes 3 0 8:25 Hunter Street PG 0 9:15 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3 0 10am SmackDown PGV 3 11am Raw MVC 3 Noon Weather Gone Viral PGC 3 0 1pm Celebrity Trawlermen PGL 3 0 2pm Whose Line Is It Anyway? PGC 0 3pm American Pickers 3 4pm Fishy Business 0 4:30 Football – A League Women (HLS) Newcastle Jets v Wellington Phoenix.

5pm Football – A League (HLS) Newcastle Jets v Wellington Phoenix.

5:30 Prime News 6pm Hellfire Heroes PGC 3 0 7pm Storage Wars PGL 0 7:30 Tough As Nails PGL In the team competition, the crew want to convert a stadium from a concert venue into a football field. 0 8:30 F Designing Dreams 3 Architect Michael O’sullivan takes Matthew on a tour of his favourite designs, including the first house in the world to see the new day. 0 9:30 Midsomer Murders MVLC A body is found surrounded by ritualistic symbols in a village known for its annual Psychic Fayre. 0 11:30 NXT PGV

6am Luke Nguen’s Railway Vietnam PG 6:30 The Great Food Truck Race PG 7:30 Dr Dee Alaska Vet PG 8:30 Mysteries At The Museum PGC 9:30 Location, Location, Location 10:30 Rick Stein’s Christmas Odyssey 11:30 American Pickers 12:30 George Clarke’s Old House, New Home 1:30 Shed Of The Year 2:30 Jade Fever PGC 3:30 Wildlife SOS PG 4pm Wildlife SOS PG 4:30 River Cottage – Summer’s Here PG 5:30 Antiques Roadshow 6:30 American Pickers 7:30 Aussie Lobster Men PG Seven days into a nine-day run and Skipper Danny is no closer to finding a buyer for his 1,000kg of lobster.

8:30 Missing Pieces 9:30 Alone – Million Dollar Challenge PG Winter brings new opportunities for those who are prepared and new threats for those who are not.

11pm Luke Nguen’s Railway Vietnam PG 11:30 Wildlife SOS PG

Sunday

12:25 Blindspot MV 3 0 1:10 Nashville PG 3 0 2:40 Infomercials

BRAVO

SKY 5

6am Infomercials 10am Shark Tank PG 3 10:55 Dr Christian: 12 Hours To Cure Your Street PGC 3 11:50 Dr Christian: 12 Hours To Cure Your Street PGC 3 12:45 Listing Impossible PG 3 1:40 Listing Impossible PG 3 2:40 Love It Or List It 3 3:40 Catfish PG 3 4:35 Stop Search Seize PG 3 5:35 Keeping Up With The Kardashians PGLC 6:35 Million Dollar Listing – Los Angeles 7:35 Hoarders PG Either Tim will clean up the house or he will lose both of his properties.

8:30 Kitchen Nightmares 16L Gordon is in Oklahoma, visiting Mill Street Bistro. 0 9:30 Vanderpump Rules M Scheana struggles to accept her post-baby body; James sets a new goal as his twoyear sobriety anniversary approaches.

10:30 Accident, Suicide Or Murder? 16C 3 11:25 Snapped MVC 3

Sunday

Sunday

12:55 M Grudge Match 16VL 2013 Comedy.

Robert De Niro, Sylvester Stallone. 0 2:50 M Wonder Woman – Bloodlines PG 2019 Animated. 0 4:15 2 Tunes 4:45 Will And Grace M 3 0 5:30 Religious Programming

12:15 Infomercials 2:40 Infomercials 5am Love It Or List It 3

6am Trauma Rescue Squad M 7am Border Security – Canada’s Frontline M 8am Massive Engineering Mistakes PGC 9am The Force MC 9:30 Border Security – Canada’s Frontline M 10am Traffic Cops MVLC 11am Sewer Squad PGL Noon Pawn Stars PG 1pm NXT PGV 2pm SmackDown PGV 3:05 Sewer Squad MLC 4:05 Traffic Cops 5pm Border Security – Canada’s Frontline M 6pm Massive Engineering Mistakes PGC 7pm The Force MC 7:30 Pawn Stars PG Chum checks out a mask from Power Rangers; Rick causes a storm with his windmill restoration.

8:30 RBT MC 9pm Sewer Squad MLC 10pm Trauma Rescue Squad M 11pm Border Security – Canada’s Frontline M 11:30 Traffic Cops

Sunday

12:20 Massive Engineering Mistakes PGC 1:20 The Force MC 1:50 Pawn Stars PG 2:50 RBT MC 3:20 NXT PGV 4:05 Sewer Squad MLC 5:05 Trauma Rescue Squad M

Sunday

12:40 Infomercials 5am Brian Houston @ Hillsong PG 5:30 Charles Stanley PG

Sunday

12:30 Love Island UK 16LS 1:30 Infomercials

MOVIES PREMIERE

MOVIES GREAtS

6:40 The Little Things MVLS 2021 Thriller.

Denzel Washington, Rami Malek. 8:45 The Night House MVLSC 2020 Horror.

Rebecca Hall, Sarah Goldberg.

10:30 Words On Bathroom Walls MLC 2020 Drama.

12:22 City Of Lies 16VLSC 2018 Drama. 2:15 Shadow In The Cloud 16V 2021 Action.

3:40 Follow Me 16VLC 2020 Horror. 5:15 Summerland PGC 2020 Drama. 6:55 The New Mutants MVLC 2020 Action.

Maisie Williams, Anya TaylorJoy. 8:30 Honest Thief MVL 2020 Action. Wanting to lead an honest life, a notorious bank robber turns himself in, only to get caught up in a violent conflict with two crooked FBI agents. Liam Neeson, Kate Walsh.

10:10 Greed 16L 2020 Comedy. After a damaging public inquiry, self-made billionaire Sir Richard McCreadie’s empire is in crisis.

Isla Fisher, Steve Coogan.

11:55 The Craft – Legacy MC 2020 Drama. Cailee Spaeny, Gideon Adlon.

6:05 Alpha Dog 16VLS 2006 Drama. Emile Hirsch, Justin Timberlake. 8am Last Flag Flying MLSC 2017 Drama.

Bryan Cranston. 10:05 Lion PG 2016 Drama. Dev Patel, Rooney Mara, Nicole Kidman.

12:05 Fame PGL 2009 Musical.

2:10 The Devil’s Advocate 18VLS 1997 Drama. Al Pacino, Keanu Reeves, Charlize Theron.

4:35 Money Monster MVLS 2016 Thriller. George Clooney, Julia Roberts, Jack O’Connell.

6:15 The Matrix MV 1999 Sci-fi Thriller. Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne, CarrieAnne Moss, Hugo Weaving.

8:30 Interstellar ML 2014 Sci-fi. With humanity’s time on Earth coming to an end, a team of explorers sets out to find other habitable worlds.

Matthew McConaughey, Anne Hathaway.

11:15 Saw 18V 2004 Horror.

Cary Elwes, Danny Glover.

Sunday

1:28 The Kindness Of Strangers MLSC 2020 Drama.

3:20 Outback MVLC 2020 Thriller. 4:45 Locusts 16VLSC 2019 Thriller.

Sunday

Sunday

Midnight Wildlife SOS PG 12:30 Antiques Roadshow 1:30 Alone – Million Dollar Challenge PG 3am Aussie Lobster Men PG 4am Missing Pieces 5am American Pickers

SKY SPORt 1

12:55 Pride And Prejudice 2005 Drama. Keira Knightley, Matthew Macfadyen, Donald Sutherland.

3am Keeping Mum MVS 2005 Comedy. Rowan Atkinson, Kristin Scott Thomas, Maggie Smith. 4:40 Eat Pray Love ML 2010 Romantic Drama. Julia Roberts.

6:30 Waiata Mai 3 6:40 Kia Mau 3 6:50 Taki Atu Taki Mai 3 Contemporary beats, melodic rhymes and captivating colours for preschoolers.

7am Mahi Pai 3 7:10 Tamariki Haka 3 Children share their stories about kapa haka.

7:20 Te Nutube 3 7:30 Purakau 3 7:40 Smooth 3 Series with skits, music, and competitions to inspire, educate, and entertain.

7:50 Polyfest 3 Highlights from the Polynesian secondary school festival.

8:20 Potae Pai 3 8:30 Pukana 3 A Maori language show for children.

9:30 Korero Mai 3 Noon Whanau Living 3 1pm Whanau Bake-Off 3 2pm Lucky Dip 3 3pm 5 Minutes Of Fame 3 4pm Sidewalk Karaoke 3 4:30 Kai Safari 3 5pm The Hui 5:30 Tangaroa With Pio 3 6pm Shear Bro 3 6:30 Haka Global 3 7pm M Akeelah And The Bee 2006 Drama. A young girl from South Los Angeles tries to make it to a national spelling bee. Keke Palmer, Laurence Fishburne, Angela Bassett.

9pm M Learning To Drive MLS 2014 Comedy Drama. As her marriage dissolves, a writer takes driving lessons from an instructor with marriage troubles of his own and, together, they find the courage to get back on the road.

Patricia Clarkson, Ben Kingsley, Grace Gummer.

10:40 Putauaki – He Maunga Korero Distinctive korero from around the country made by iwi for iwi.

11:40 Closedown

UKtV

6am Heartland Championship – Meads Cup (HLS) Final – Thames Valley v South Canterbury.

6:30 Heartland Championship – Lochore Cup (HLS) Final – Whanganui v North Otago. 7am Football – A-League (RPL) Newcastle v Wellington. 9am Football – Women’s A-League (RPL) Newcastle v Wellington.

11am Cricket – The Ashes (HLS) Australia v England – First Test, Day Three. Noon L Cricket – The Ashes Australia v England – First Test, Day Four. From The Gabba, Brisbane. 8:35 NPC Cup (RPL) Ranfurly Shield 2021 – Hawke’s Bay v Otago.

10:35 Heartland XV v NZ Barbarians (HLS) 11pm Cricket – Big Bash League (HLS) Melbourne Stars v Sydney Thunder.

11:30 L Cricket – Big Bash League Perth Scorchers v Adelaide Strikers.

From Sydney Showground Stadium, Sydney.

Sunday

3am Between Two Posts 4:10 L Heineken Champions Cup Bordeaux v Leicester. From Stade ChabanDelmas, Bordeaux.

0 Closed captions; 3 Repeat; 2 Maori Language; HLS Highlights; RPL Replay; DLY Delayed. CLASSIFICATIONS: 16/18 Approved for persons 16/18 years or over; C Content may offend; L Language may offend; M Suitable for mature audiences 16 years and over; PG Parental guidance recommended for young viewers; S Sexual content may offend; V Contains violence. Local Radio: NewsTalk ZB 873AM/98.1FM FM Classic Hits FM 92.5; Port FM Local 94.9, 98.9 and 106.1

DISCOVERY

6:05 Qi M 6:35 Qi M 7:05 Qi M 7:40 Would I Lie To You? PG 8:10 Would I Lie To You? PG 8:40 Would I Lie To You? PG 9:15 The Bill MVC 10:10 The Bill MVC 11:05 The Bill MVC Noon The Bill MVC 12:55 The Bill MVC 1:50 Casualty PG 2:45 Death In Paradise MVC 3:50 Holby City MC 4:55 A Touch Of Frost M 6:40 Call The Midwife PG 7:40 Casualty PG British drama series set in an inner-city hospital.

8:35 Midsomer Murders M Barnaby is an unwelcome guest at local baron Ned Fitzroy’s wedding when the maid of honour is stabbed to death.

10:25 Staged M 11:20 Who Do You Think You Are? Australia PG Denise Drysdale.

Sunday

12:20 Who Do You Think You Are? Australia PG 1:20 Who Do You Think You Are? Australia PG 2:20 Who Do You Think You Are? Australia PG 3:20 Who Do You Think You Are? Australia PG 4:20 Midsomer Murders MVC 5:55 The Graham Norton Show ML 11Dec21

6:05 How It’s Made PG 6:30 How It’s Made PG 6:55 Gold Rush MLC 7:45 Aussie Gold Hunters PG Snow Daze. 8:35 Aussie Gold Hunters PG Don’t Cave In. 9:25 Aussie Gold Hunters PG In Too Deep. 10:20 Aussie Gold Hunters PG Two Tarzans One Jane. 11:15 Aussie Gold Hunters PG Bahama Drama. 12:10 Building Off The Grid PG Ohio Valley Hut. 1:05 Homestead Rescue PG Raney Ranch – Living on the Edge. 2pm Gold Rush MLC Ground War. 3:50 Richard Hammond’s Big PG 4:45 Richard Hammond’s Big PG Mega Ship.

5:40 Richard Hammond’s Big PG 6:35 Rocket Around The Xmas Tree PG 7:30 Maine Cabin Masters PG 8:30 Building Off The Grid PG 9:30 Barnwood Builders PG 10:30 How The Universe Works PG 11:25 How The Universe Works PG

Sunday

12:15 How It’s Made PG 12:40 How Do They Do It? PG 1:05 Blowing Up History PG 1:55 Aussie Gold Hunters PG 2:45 What On Earth?

PG 3:35 What On Earth?

PG 4:25 What On Earth? PG 5:15 What On Earth? PG

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Inside Chernobyl, at 8:30pm

Bad Moms 2 – A Bad Moms Christmas, at 8:35pm

Motorsport – Supercars Championship, at 1:30pm

Walking Britain’s Lost Railways, at 6pm

Aaron Hernandez, at 9:30pm

6am Attitude 3 0 6:25 Cowboy Builders 3 0 7:15 Tagata Pasifika 3 7:40 Praise Be 3 0 8:10 The Living Room 3 0 8:55 Shop Well For Less 3 0 10am Milk And Money PG 0 10:25 My Maori Midwife 0 10:55 The New Zealand Agriculture Show 2021 PG 0 11:55 The Attitude Awards 2021 Preview. 0 12:25 Fair Go 3 0 12:55 Supershoppers 3 0 1:30 L Cricket – Men’s Super Smash Otago Volts v Northern Brave.

From the University Oval, Dunedin. 0 5pm The Chase 0 6pm 1 News At 6pm 0 7pm Country Calendar 0 7:30 1 News Special – Anger, Anxiety And Us PG John Campbell delves into the Covid-19 pandemic and how New Zealand has reacted to it. 0 8:30 Inside Chernobyl Ben Fogle gains privileged access to the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone. He spends a week inside Control Room Four, where the infamous disaster first unfolded. 0 10pm Border Patrol 3 A lovesick Lithuanian begs for mercy; Customs find enough cigarettes to sink a ship; Biosecurity deal with a sneaky pest. 0 10:30 Bancroft 16S 3 0 12:15 Infomercials

6am Blaze And The Monster Machines 0 6:40 Powerpuff Girls 3 0 7:05 Ben 10 3 7:25 Moomin Valley 0 7:45 Island Of Mystery 0 8am M Scooby-Doo! And The Curse Of The 13th Ghost 2019 Animated. Frank Walker, Grey Griffin, Matthew Lillard. 0 9:15 Almost Never 3 0 9:45 Shortland Street Omnibus PG 3 0 11:50 Home And Away Omnibus 3 0 2:10 American Housewife PG 3 0 3:05 M Home Fries PG 1998 Comedy. Drew Barrymore, Luke Wilson. 0 5pm The Voice US PG 0 6pm 5 Gold Rings 3 0 7pm Kung Fu Panda Holiday PG 0 7:30 Harry Potter – Hogwarts Tournament Of Houses Superfans answer questions about the world of Harry Potter to earn the title of House Cup Champion. Hosted by Dame Helen Mirren. 0 8:35 M Bad Moms 2 – A Bad Moms Christmas 16L 3 2017 Comedy.

Three under-appreciated and overworked mothers band together to rebel against the most stressful time of the year, Christmas. Mila Kunis, Kristen Bell. 0 10:35 M Annabelle 2 – Creation 16V 3 2017 Horror. Anthony LaPaglia, Samara Lee, Miranda Otto. 0

6am Life TV PG 6:30 Brian Houston @ Hillsong TV PG 7am Charles Stanley PG 8am Life TV PG 8:30 Turning Point PG 9am Life Of Kai PG 3 0 9:30 The Hui 3 0 10am One Of A Kind 3 0 10:50 Dr Jeff Rocky Mountain Vet PG 11:35 Rescue My Renovation Noon Ultimate Tag PG 3 0 1pm Motorsport – Muscle Garage PG 1:30 Motorsport – Supercars Championship (HLS) Repco Bathurst 1000.

From Mount Panorama.

2:45 Motorsport – DTM 3:45 Motorsport – Monster Jam 5pm The Fishing Show Classics PG 0 6pm Newshub Live At 6pm 7pm The Block Australia PG The judges decide who takes home $10,000 for the master bedroom and walk-in wardrobe. 0 8:25 M Men In Black 3 M 2012 Sci-fi Action. Agent J travels back in time to MIB’s early days in 1969 to stop an alien from assassinating his friend Agent K and changing history.

Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones, Josh Brolin. 0 10:30 Emergency Call USA M 11:30 NCIS M 3 12:25 Infomercials

6am Religious Programming 6:30 Believe It Or Not 3 7:30 Religious Programming 10am Which Car PGC 3 0 11am NXT PGV 3 Noon Outback Truckers PGL 0 1pm Surveillance Dashcam PGV 3 0 2pm L UFC – 269 Prelims 4pm Weather Gone Viral PGC 3 0 5pm Fish Of The Day PGC 3 Clarke pays a visit to the Far North.

Both coastlines offer accessible fishing opportunities. 0 5:30 Prime News 6pm Walking Britain’s Lost Railways 3 Rob starts his journey in the steel town of Sheffield where he follows the old Woodhead Line through the Pennines, to Manchester. 0 7pm Storage Wars PGC 3 0 7:30 Outback Truckers PGL Bush trucking veteran Jeff Fulwood battles the remote dirt roads of Arnhem Land. 0 8:30 Mountain Men MVC Eustace and Raleigh battle a polar vortex to get their lumber business back online. 0 9:30 F Seal Team 16VLC Bravo takes a devastating hit that will change the team forever. 0 10:30 SmackDown PGV 11:30 Love Island UK 16LS

6am Luke Nguen’s Railway Vietnam PG 6:30 Through The Bible With Les Feldick PG 7am Leading The Way PG 7:30 Key Of David PG 8am Dream Gardens 8:25 Giada’s Holiday Handbook 8:50 Choccywoccydoodah 9:45 Strip The City 10:40 American Pickers 11:35 Location, Location, Location 12:30 Wildlife SOS PG 1pm Wildlife SOS PG 1:30 Antiques Roadshow 2:30 Aussie Lobster Men PG 3:30 Dual Survival M 4:30 Jamie’s Super Food Classics 5:30 Antiques Roadshow 6:30 American Pickers 7:30 Outback Opal Hunters PG 8:30 The 1990’s – The Deadliest Decade M 9:30 Aaron Hernandez M NFL football player Aaron Hernandez is a suspect in two killings.

10:30 American Pickers 11:30 Outback Opal Hunters PGL

BRAVO

Monday

12:40 Mysteries And Scandals 16C 1:25 Hashtag Murder 16 0 2:15 The Price Of Duty PG 0 3am AP Bio M 3 0 3:50 2 Tunes 4:05 Infomercials 4:35 Religious Programming 5am Infomercials

SKY 5

6am Love It Or List It 3 6:45 Love It Or List It 3 7:35 Love It Or List It 3 8:20 Love It Or List It 3 9:10 Millionaire Matchmaker PGLS 3 10am Millionaire Matchmaker PGLS 3 10:50 Hoarders PG 3 11:40 Undercover Boss PG 3 12:30 Botched PGLSC 3 1:30 Botched PGLSC 3 2:30 Million Dollar Listing – Los Angeles PG 3 3:30 Shark Tank PG 3 4:30 Shark Tank PG 3 5:30 Shark Tank PG 3 6:30 Love It Or List It 3 A three-bedroom, 1950s house is no longer working for a busy family of five.

7:30 M The Hulk MV 2003 Adventure. A research scientist turns into a powerful green monster when his emotions get the better of him. Eric Bana, Jennifer Connelly. 0 10:10 M How Do You Know? MLS 3 2010 Comedy.

A former athlete finds herself in the middle of a love triangle as a corporate man in crisis competes with her current, baseball-playing beau. Reese Witherspoon, Jack Nicholson. 0 12:35 Infomercials

6am Traffic Cops 7am FBI – Most Wanted MV 7:55 NXT PGV 8:50 Border Security – Canada’s Frontline M 9:15 Mountain Men PG 10am Pawn Stars PG 11am RBT MC 11:30 Hawaii Five-0 MV 12:30 FBI – Most Wanted MV 1:30 Border Security – Canada’s Frontline M 2pm Raw MVC 4:45 NXT PGV 5:45 SmackDown MVC 7:30 FBI – Most Wanted MV A militia opens fire on teenagers crossing the Canadian border. The team race to find the ringleader and his final target.

8:30 Hawaii Five-0 MV Five-0 investigates the cold case of a missing teen when a boy undergoes hypnosis and realises he may have witnessed her murder.

9:30 Shades Of Blue MVLSC Harlee takes drastic steps to cover up the murder of her abusive former partner.

10:30 Knightfall 16VLS 11:25 Mountain Men PG

Monday

12:30 Love Island UK Aftersun 16LS 1:30 Infomercials

MOVIES PREMIERE

MOVIES GREAtS

6:09 Rams PGVL 2020 Drama.

Sam Neill, Michael Caton.

8:04 Honest Thief MVL 2020 Action. Liam Neeson, Kate Walsh. 9:40 Red Joan MS 2018 Drama. Judi Dench.

11:20 Infinite MVLC 2021 Action. Mark Wahlberg, Chiwetel Ejiofor.

1:05 Antebellum 16VL 2020 Thriller. Janelle Monae, Jena Malone. 2:50 Music MVLC 2021 Drama.

Kate Hudson, Maddie Ziegler.

4:35 Bad Boys For Life 16VLSC 2020 Action.

Will Smith, Martin Lawrence.

6:35 Embattled 16L 2020 Action. Stephen Dorff, Darren Mann. 8:30 The Last Duel 16VLSC 2021 Action. King Charles the sixth declares that Knight Jean de Carrouges settle his dispute with his squire by challenging him to a duel.

Matt Damon, Adam Driver, Jodie Comer.

11:05 Voyagers 16V 2021 Adventure. Colin Farrell, Tye Sheridan, Lily-Rose Depp.

7am Milk MLS 2008 Biography Drama.

Sean Penn, Emile Hirsch, James Franco. 9:05 Marley And Me PGC 2008 Comedy.

Owen Wilson, Jennifer Aniston.

11am Bridget Jones – The Edge Of Reason MLS 2004 Romantic Comedy. 12:45 The Debt 16VL 2010 Thriller.

2:40 Erin Brockovich ML 2000 Drama. 4:50 The Soloist ML 2009 Drama.

6:45 Charlie’s Angels – Full Throttle MV 2003 Action Adventure. Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore, Lucy Liu. 8:30 The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo 16 2011 Crime.

As a journalist is helped in his search for a woman who has been missing for 40 years by a young computer hacker, they uncover massive corruption.

Daniel Craig, Rooney Mara, Christopher Plummer.

11:05 The Matrix Revolutions MV 2003 Scifi Action. Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne, CarrieAnne Moss, Hugo Weaving.

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4:20 Hawaii Five-0 MV 5:10 Lost Transmissions 16C 5:10 Shades Of MVLSC 2019 Drama. aBlue competitive price.

Monday

1:10 The Green Hornet MVL 2011 Action. 3:10 The Iron Lady PG 2011 Biography Drama. 4:55 Requiem For A Dream 18LSC 2000 Drama.

Monday

12:30 Antiques Roadshow 1:30 Luke Nguen’s Railway Vietnam PG 2am Choccywoccydoodah 3am The 1990’s – The Deadliest Decade M 4am Aaron Hernandez M 5am Location, Location, Location

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6:25 L Heineken Champions Cup Clermont v Ulster. From Stade MarcelMichelin, Clermont-Ferrand.

8:30 Football – A-League (HLS) Newcastle v Wellington.

8:55 L Heineken Champions Cup Exeter v Montpellier.

From Sandy Park, Exeter.

11am Cricket – The Ashes (HLS) Australia v England – First Test, Day Four.

Noon L Cricket – The Ashes Australia v England – First Test, Day Five.

From The Gabba, Brisbane.

8:35 Heineken Champions Cup (RPL) Cardiff v Toulouse.

From Cardiff Arms Park.

10:35 Heineken Champions Cup (RPL) Bordeaux v Leicester.

Monday

12:35 Playmakers 1:05 Football – Women’s A-League (HLS) 1:25 Football – A League (HLS) Newcastle Jets v Wellington Phoenix.

1:55 L Heineken Champions Cup Connacht v Paris. From The Sportsground, Galway. 4:10 L Heineken Champions Cup La Rochelle v Glasgow. From Stade Marcel Deflandre, La Rochelle.

0 Closed captions; 3 Repeat; 2 Maori Language; HLS Highlights; RPL Replay; DLY Delayed. CLASSIFICATIONS: 16/18 Approved for persons 16/18 years or over; C Content may offend; L Language may offend; M Suitable for mature audiences 16 years and over; PG Parental guidance recommended for young viewers; S Sexual content may offend; V Contains violence. Local Radio: NewsTalk ZB 873AM/98.1FM FM Classic Hits FM 92.5; Port FM Local 94.9, 98.9 and 106.1

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6:30 Waiata Mai 3 6:40 Kia Mau 3 6:50 Taki Atu Taki Mai 3 7am Mahi Pai 3 7:10 Tamariki Haka 3 7:20 Te Nutube 3 7:30 Purakau 3 7:40 Smooth 3 7:50 Polyfest 3 8:20 Potae Pai 3 8:30 Whanau Living 3 9am Oranga Ngakau 3 10am Waiata Nation 3 10:30 Whaikorero 3 11am Te Ao Tapatahi 11:30 Iwi Anthems 3 Noon My Party Song 3 12:30 Haka At Home 3 1:30 M Akeelah And The Bee PG 3 2006 Drama.

A young girl from South Los Angeles tries to make it to a national spelling bee. Keke Palmer, Laurence Fishburne, Angela Bassett.

3:30 Pio Terei Tonight 3 4:30 Tagata Pasifika 5pm Te Ao Toa 6pm Marae 3 2 6:30 Te Ao Marama 7pm Waka Huia PG 3 7:30 Heritage Rescue Gunfights, tightrope walkers and ghost stories feature in the new exhibition at the Thames Historical Museum.

8:30 M Lilting ML 2014 Drama.

A young man of Chinese-Cambodian descent dies, leaving behind his isolated mother and his male lover.

They learn to grieve together despite not speaking each other’s language.

Pei-Pei Cheng, Ben Whishaw, Andrew Leung.

10:15 Putauaki – He Maunga Korero Distinctive korero from around the country made by iwi for iwi.

11:15 Closedown

6:50 Doc Martin MC 7:35 Holby City MC 8:35 EastEnders PG 9:05 EastEnders PG 9:35 EastEnders PG 10:05 EastEnders PG 10:35 Heartbeat MVC 11:25 The Graham Norton Show PG 12:15 The Jonathan Ross Show M 1:05 Richard Osman’s House Of Games Night PG 1:40 Midsomer Murders MVC 3:30 The Singapore Grip MVLC 4:25 Death In Paradise MVC 5:30 Heartbeat M 6:30 Grantchester PG 7:25 Death In Paradise PG 8:30 Who Do You Think You Are? USA PG Megan Mullaly.

Actress Megan Mullally explores a shocking pattern of dysfunction in her father’s line.

9:20 A Touch Of Frost M 10:50 The Singapore Grip MVLC 11:45 Casualty PG

Monday

12:30 Death In Paradise MVC 1:30 Grantchester PG 2:30 Who Do You Think You Are? USA PG 3:15 A Touch Of Frost M 4:30 Midsomer Murders MVC 12Dec21

DISCOVERY 6:05 How Do They Do It? PG 6:30 How Do They Do It? PG 6:55 Ancient Unexplained Files PG 7:45 Barnwood Builders PG 8:35 Homestead Rescue PG 9:25 Building Off The Grid PG 10:20 Mysteries At The Museum PG 11:15 Gold Rush MLC Ground War. 1:05 Gold Rush MLC Dave Turin’s Lost Mine – Shock and Ore. 2pm Naked And Afraid MLC Come Hell and Black Water. 2:55 Naked And Afraid MLC Stars Against the Storm. 3:50 Naked And Afraid MLC Bite Me. 4:45 Naked And Afraid MLC No Rain No Gain. 5:40 Naked And Afraid MLC Mile High Clubbed. 6:35 Naked And Afraid MLC A Tangled Web in Texas. 7:30 Naked And Afraid MLC The Devils Woods.

9:30 Blowing Up History PG 10:30 Ancient Unexplained Files PG Secrets of Mayan Murders. 11:25 Homestead Rescue PG

Monday

12:15 How It’s Made PG 12:40 How Do They Do It? PG 1:05 Mysteries At The Museum PG 1:55 Aussie Gold Hunters PG 2:45 Naked And Afraid M 3:35 Naked And Afraid M 4:25 Naked And Afraid M 5:15 Naked And Afraid M

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RFDS – Royal Flying Doctor Service, at 8:30pm

Beauty And The Geek, at 7:30pm

Homegrown Christmas, at 1:35pm

The Expendables, at 8:30pm

Uncharted New Zealand, at 8:30pm

6am Breakfast 0 9am The Ellen DeGeneres Show PG 0 10am Tipping Point 3 0 11am The Chase 3 0 Noon 1 News At Midday 0 12:30 Emmerdale PG 0 1:30 Country Calendar 3 0 2pm Kirstie’s Handmade Christmas 0 3pm Tipping Point 0 4pm Te Karere 2 4:30 Extreme Cake Makers 0 5pm The Chase 3 0 6pm 1 News At 6pm 0 7pm Seven Sharp 0 7:30 F Highway Cops A fleeing motorist jumps into the flooded Clutha river; not everyone driving home from a Dunedin concert should be behind the wheel. 0 8pm Barkley Manor PG 0 8:30 F RFDS – Royal Flying Doctor Service M As the ball gets underway, Peter is at a remote clinic where a concussion could turn dangerous. 0 9:30 Big Fat Gypsy Weddings M 0 10:30 1 News Tonight 0 11pm The Cricket Roadshow M 0 11:30 F Greta Thunberg – A Year To Change The World (Part 3) 0

6am Les Mills Born To Move 0 6:25 Hey Duggee 0 6:35 Clifford The Big Red Dog 3 0 7am Eliot Kid 0 7:25 SpongeBob SquarePants 0 7:50 The Deep 0 8:15 Darwin And Newts 0 8:25 Dorothy And The Wizard Of Oz 0 8:35 Book Hungry Bears 3 0 8:45 Daniel Tiger’s Neighbourhood 0 9am Chuggington – Tales From The Rails 3 0 9:10 Infomercials 10:05 Les Mills Body Attack 0 10:40 Neighbours 3 0 11:10 Friends 3 0 12:05 The Royals PGC 0 1:05 Doctor Who PGC 3 2:30 Home And Away PGC 3 0 3pm Shortland Street PG 3 0 3:35 Bluey 3 0 3:40 Get Clever 3 0 4:05 We Bare Bears 0 4:30 Friends 3 0 5pm The Simpsons PG 3 0 5:30 The Big Bang Theory 3 0 6pm Neighbours 0 6:30 Home And Away PGC 0 7pm Shortland Street PGVL 0 7:30 Beauty And The Geek PG The group have to do a half-time performance at an NRL game; the remaining Geeks get makeovers. 0 9:05 First Dates Australia ML 0 10:15 Naked Attraction – Naughtiest Bits 18LSC 0 11:05 Two And A Half Men PG 3 0

7am Animal Cribs PG 0 7:55 Ninja Warrior UK 3 8:55 Infomercials 10:35 Bondi Vet 3 11:30 Lakefront Bargain Hunt 0 Noon House Hunters Renovation 0 1:05 How Do Animals Do That? 0 1:35 M Homegrown Christmas 2018 Romance. Maddie heads back to her hometown and runs into her high school sweetheart.

Tensions rise when they are forced to organise a Christmas dance.

Lori Loughlin, Victor Webster, Gwynyth Walsh. 0 3:30 Lakefront Bargain Hunt 0 4pm Yard Crashers 0 4:30 Newshub Live At 4.30pm 5pm Outback Opal Hunters PGL 0 6pm Newshub Live At 6pm 7pm Bondi Rescue PG 3 0 7:30 The Block Australia PG 0 8:45 M The Night Before 16 2015 Comedy. On Christmas Eve, three lifelong friends spend the night in New York City looking for the Holy Grail of Christmas parties.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Seth Rogen. 0 10:50 Newshub Late 11:20 M Secrets In The Snow M 3 2020 Thriller. A young woman goes with her new boyfriend to meet his family, and is drawn into the mystery of his elder brother’s death.

Aubrey Reynolds, Travis Caldwell, Liz Fenning. 0 1am Infomercials

8am Ready Set Dance 0 8:05 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3 0 9am Fishy Business 3 0 10am The Office PGC 0 11am Shipping Wars PGL 3 0 11:30 Qi PGC 3 12:35 American Pickers 3 1:35 Parks And Recreation PGC 0 2pm The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 3 3pm Wheel Of Fortune 3 3:30 Jeopardy 4pm American Pickers 3 5pm Tagata Pasifika 5:30 Prime News 6pm The Force MC 3 0 7pm Surveillance Oz PGV See the shocking, dangerous and sometimes hilarious incidents captured on CCTV. 0 7:30 American Pickers PGC A smoking Widowmaker, a vintage Knucklehead and a rare Indian are just some of the wild rides that Mike checks out.

8:30 M The Expendables 16VLC 3 2010 Action. A team of mercenaries goes to South America to overthrow a dictator.

Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham. 0 10:40 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 11:40 Love Island UK 16LS

6am Money For Nothing 7am Choccywoccydoodah 8am Dual Survival M 9am The Great Food Truck Race PG 10am Gino’s Italian Escape 10:30 Outback Opal Hunters PGL 11:30 American Pickers 12:30 Dual Survival M 1:30 Antiques Roadshow 2:30 Jamie’s Super Food Classics 3:30 Orang-utan Island 4:30 Gordon Ramsay’s Ultimate Christmas 5:30 Mysteries At The Museum PGC 6:30 Salvage Hunters 7:30 Jamie’s Italian Christmas 8:30 Uncharted New Zealand Tim and Carolyn visit the geothermal landscapes and sparkling lakes of Rotorua.

9pm Rick Stein’s Cornwall 9:30 Top 10 Treasures – Egyptian Mummies PG 10:30 Salvage Hunters 11:30 Mysteries At The Museum PGC

Tuesday

12:35 Meat The Family 3 0 1:30 Te Karere 3 2 1:55 Infomercials 5:30 Te Karere 3 2

BRAVO 6am Infomercials 10am Catfish PG 3 10:50 Botched PGLSC 3 11:45 Snapped MVC 3 12:40 Killer Couples MVC 3 1:35 The Real Housewives Of New York City M 3 2:35 Catfish PG 3 3:30 Face Off PGC 3 4:30 Love It Or List It 5:30 Shark Tank PG 6:30 Botched PGLSC 3 7:30 Snapped MVC A businessman is found dead in his apartment, leaving investigators to uncover a deadly duo looking to get rich quick.

8:30 An Unexpected Killer 16VC The burned body of a nursing student is discovered beside a road and the trail of evidence unearths a predatory plot.

9:30 Accident, Suicide Or Murder? 16C It takes a daughter to uncover the facts around the accidental shooting of a young mother that stumped investigators for years.

10:30 Snapped MVC 3 A man is found murdered in his home and a trail of clues exposes an unlikely killer, guided by gluttonous urges.

11:25 Killer Couples MVC 3 12:15 Infomercials

Tuesday

12:35 Wynonna Earp M 0 1:20 Shortland Street PGVL 3 0 1:45 Infomercials 2:40 Selling Houses Abroad PG 0 4:15 The Middle 0 4:40 Neighbours 3 0 5am Infomercials

SKY 5 6am Jeopardy! 6:25 Wheel Of Fortune 6:45 Pawn Stars PG 7:10 Storage Wars PG 7:35 Mountain Men PG 8:25 Border Security M 8:50 Ice Road Truckers PG 9:40 The Cops MV 10:30 FBI MV 11:30 Pawn Stars PG Noon Jeopardy!

12:25 Wheel Of Fortune 12:50 Knightfall 16VLS 1:40 Shades Of Blue MVLSC 2:30 The Cops MV 3:20 Mountain Men PG 4:10 Jeopardy!

4:35 Wheel Of Fortune 5pm Storage Wars PG 5:30 Pawn Stars PG 6pm Ice Road Truckers PG 7pm Border Security M 7:30 The Cops MV Frontline Staffordshire police officers are fitted with cameras that will show the best and worst of humanity.

8:30 RBT MC 9pm RBT MC 9:30 American Wreckers PGL 10:30 FBI MV 11:30 Mountain Men PG

Tuesday

12:30 Wheel Of Fortune 1am Jeopardy! 1:25 Border Security M 1:50 American Wreckers PGL 2:40 RBT MC 3:05 RBT MC 3:30 Ice Road Truckers PG 4:20 FBI MV 5:10 The Cops MV

Tuesday

12:40 Closedown 1am Infomercials

MOVIES PREMIERE

MOVIES GREAtS

6:55 The Doorman 16V 2020 Action. Ruby Rose, Jean Reno.

8:30 Alone 16VL 2020 Thriller.

Jules Willcox, Marc Menchaca.

10:10 Hard Kill 16V 2020 Action. Jesse Metcalfe, Bruce Willis. 11:50 The Nest 16L 2020 Drama. Jude Law, Carrie Coon. 1:35 Black Water – Abyss 16VL 2020 Horror. 3:15 Charm City Kings 16VLC 2020 Drama.

5:15 Misbehaviour ML 2020 Comedy. 7pm Nobody 16V 2021 Action. Bob Odenkirk, Connie Nielsen. 8:30 The Lost Husband PGL 2020 Drama. Trying to put her life back together after the sudden death of her husband, a woman and her children move to her estranged aunt’s farm.

Leslie Bibb, Josh Duhamel.

10:25 Sniper – Assassin’s End 16VL 2020 Action.

When a sniper is accused of assassinating a foreign dignitary, he turns to another legendary marksman for help, his father. Chad Michael Collins, Tom Berenger.

11:57 The Marksman MVL 2021 Action. Liam Neeson, Katheryn Winnick.

6:35 The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo 16 2011 Crime.

Daniel Craig, Rooney Mara, Christopher Plummer.

9:10 Non-Stop MVL 2013 Thriller. Lacey Chabert, Veronica Cartwright, Betsy Russell. 10:55 A Few Good Men PGL 1992 Drama. Jack Nicholson, Tom Cruise, Demi Moore.

1:10 Knight And Day MVL 2010 Action. 3:03 Point Break MVL 1991 Action Adventure. 5:01 Bridget Jones’s Baby MLS 2016 Comedy. 7pm Death At A Funeral ML 2007 Comedy.

Matthew MacFadyen, Peter Dinklage. 8:30 Jane Eyre MC 2011 Drama. A young governess softens the heart of her surly employer, only to discover he is hiding a terrible secret. Mia Wasikowska, Michael Fassbender, Judi Dench.

10:30 Charlie’s Angels MV 2000 Action. Three elite investigators use their skills to find a kidnapped computer ace. Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz, Lucy Liu.

1:42 Zack Snyder’s Justice League 16VL 2021 Action.

5:37 Amber Alert MVLSC 2017 Thriller.

12:10 Arrival ML 2016 Drama.

2:05 Get On Up MVLSC 2014 Biography Music. 4:25 Frost/ Nixon ML 2008 Drama.

Tuesday

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Tuesday

12:30 Gordon Ramsay’s Ultimate Christmas 1:30 Gino’s Italian Escape 2am Money For Nothing 3am Orang-utan Island 4am Lapland – The Ultimate Winter Wonderland 5am Mysteries At The Museum PGC

SKY SPORt 1 6:25 L Heineken Champions Cup Castres v Harlequins.

From Stade Pierre Fabre, Castres.

8:30 Heineken Champions Cup (RPL) Leinster v Bath.

10:30 Heineken Champions Cup (RPL) Clermont v Ulster.

12:30 Heineken Champions Cup (RPL) Bristol v Scarlets.

2:30 Heineken Champions Cup (RPL) Exeter v Montpellier.

4:45 Heineken Champions Cup (RPL) Connacht v Paris.

From The Sportsground, Galway.

6:30 Heineken Champions Cup (RPL) Ospreys v Sharks.

8:30 All Blacks v Wales (HLS) From Cardiff.

9pm Best Of Super Rugby (HLS) Trans-Tasman Final – Blues v Highlanders.

From Eden Park, Auckland.

9:30 Boxing – Lomachenko v Commey From Madison Square Garden, New York.

Tuesday

1:30 Heineken Champions Cup (RPL) Ospreys v Sharks.

3:30 Heineken Champions Cup (RPL) La Rochelle v Glasgow. 5:30 Best Of First XV (RPL) Scots College v King’s College.

0 Closed captions; 3 Repeat; 2 Maori Language; HLS Highlights; RPL Replay; DLY Delayed. CLASSIFICATIONS: 16/18 Approved for persons 16/18 years or over; C Content may offend; L Language may offend; M Suitable for mature audiences 16 years and over; PG Parental guidance recommended for young viewers; S Sexual content may offend; V Contains violence. Local Radio: NewsTalk ZB 873AM/98.1FM FM Classic Hits FM 92.5; Port FM Local 94.9, 98.9 and 106.1

6:30 E Ki E Ki 3 6:35 Tamaiti Tu 6:45 Takaro Tribe 3 7am Taki Atu Taki Mai 3 7:10 Potae Pai 3 7:20 Kia Mau 3 7:30 Paia 3 7:40 Darwin And Newts 3 7:50 He Rourou 3 8am Pukana 3 8:30 Oranga Ngakau 3 9:30 Whanau BakeOff 3 10am Traditional Kai 3 10:30 Whanau Living 3 11am My Party Song 3 11:30 Tangaroa With Pio 3 Noon Te Ao Tapatahi 12:30 Heritage Rescue 3 1:30 Toku Reo 3 2 2:30 Ako 3 2 3:30 E Ki E Ki 3 3:35 Tamaiti Tu 3:45 Takaro Tribe 3 4pm Taki Atu Taki Mai 3 4:10 Potae Pai 3 4:20 Kia Mau 3 4:30 Paia 3 4:40 Smooth 3 4:50 He Rourou 3 5pm Pukana 3 5:30 Te Mana Kuratahi 3 6pm Haka Ngahau A-Rohe – Te Arawa 3 6:30 Te Ao Marama 7pm Globe 3 7:30 Moosemeat And Marmalade 3 8pm Summer Series 1981 Springbok Tour.

Forty years on with Graham Mourie, Errol Tobias and protestors.

8:30 M I Am Not Your Negro MLV 2016 Documentary.

An examination of race in the United States from the writings and interviews of civil-rights activist James Baldwin. Narrated by Samuel L Jackson.

10:10 Ki Tua 10:40 Whiua Te Paatai 3 11:10 Te Ao Marama 11:40 Closedown

UKtV

DISCOVERY

6:05 Call The Midwife PG 7:05 The Graham Norton Show MLS 7:55 The Bill MVC 8:45 Inspector George Gently M 10:15 Father Brown MVC 11am Death In Paradise MVC Noon Midsomer Murders MVC 1:35 The Bill MVC 2:25 New Tricks MS 3:25 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown M 4:20 The Graham Norton Show PG 5:15 Who Do You Think You Are? Australia PG Natalie Bassingthwaighte.

6:20 Qi PG 6:55 EastEnders PG 7:25 Qi M 8pm Would I Lie To You? PG Rob Brydon hosts a festive edition with Lily Allen, Noddy Holder, James Acaster, and Sian Gibson.

8:30 Death In Paradise PG 9:30 The Singapore Grip ML 10:25 DCI Banks M

6:05 How Do They Do It? PG 6:30 How It’s Made PG 6:55 House Hunters Renovation PG 7:45 House Hunters International PG 8:10 House Hunters International PG 8:35 Gold Rush MLC 10:20 Gold Rush MLC 11:15 Aussie Mega Mechanics PG Crane Down.

12:10 How It’s Made PG 12:35 How Do They Do It? PG 1:05 What On Earth?

PG 2pm Naked And Afraid M 2:55 Aussie Gold Hunters PG 3:50 Deadliest Catch MLC 4:45 Gold Rush MLC 5:40 Fast N’ Loud PG 6:35 Aussie Salvage Squad PG 7:30 Aussie Mega Mechanics PG Piece by Piece.

8:30 Builds On Wheels PG 9:30 Mighty Ships PG Yasin Bey. 10:30 Killers Of The Cosmos PG Killer Rocks.

11:25 Naked And Afraid M Beware the Bayou.

12:05 Midsomer Murders MVC 1:40 Qi M 2:10 Qi M 2:40 Would I Lie To You? PG 3:10 Who Do You Think You Are? Australia PG 4:10 Death In Paradise MVC 5:10 The Singapore Grip ML 5:55 The Jonathan Ross Show M

12:15 How It’s Made PG 12:40 How Do They Do It? PG 1:05 What On Earth?

PG 1:55 Deadliest Catch PG 2:45 Naked And Afraid M 3:35 Moonshiners MLC 4:25 Gold Rush PG 5:15 Aussie Gold Hunters PG

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PUZZLES 19

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Ashburton Guardian Tuesday, December 7, 2021

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ACROSS 1. Animal Leo provided cot for (6) 4. Fast pace with which record goal was achieved (6) 9. The sincere listener is sent packing (7) 10. Don’t go on shuffling aces if starting euchre (5) 11. Metal spike turning in a laptop (4) 12. Prejudice one detected among graduates (4) 13. Light refreshment it’s quite acceptable to have inside (3) 15. Swallow air returned by stopper (4) 16. Sound like a bittern when it’s a good time for business (4) 19. Sign before Virgo starts leaving eleven out (3) 21. The yellow you don’t finish with a half of milk (4) 22. Stand for mugs at the gallows (4) 24. Annoyed by kid re-organising it (5) 25. Dog rarely barks if jeans are treated in bismuth (7) 26. Calling one man back with gin cocktail (6) 27. Uni qualification takes sixty minutes (6) DOWN 1. With 999,999 others, is rare indeed (3,2,1,7) 2. Get near rig somehow, depending on the listener (7) 3. Start something anybody can enter (4) 5. A forebear shown on a crest like this (8) 6. The smallest amount to turn stale (5) 7. Brotherhood painter might appear, her tile being broken (3-10) 8. Take everything off this sort of cartoon (5) 14. Got oneself out but continued batting? (6,2) 17. Jolly right to be a man of the sea (7) 18. Theatre in the round? (5) 20. Teased strands for caulking a tree rum, but not right (5) 23. Man is to let the end off (4)

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ACROSS 6. Unusual event (6) 7. Bring into being (6) 10. Harsh (7) 11. Nerd (5) 12. Shade (4) 13. Die (colloq) (5) 16. Preliminary sketch (5) 17. Opera star (4) 20. Also known as (5) 21. Makes possible (7) 22. Edible part of a nut (6) 23. Source (6)

T A P S R WordBuilder How many words of three or more letters, including plurals, can you make Ausing P from theT five letters, each letter only once? No foreign words or words beginning with a capital are allowed.

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Previous solution: net, new, newt, nit, tein, ten, tie, tin, tine, twin, twine, wen, went, wet, win, wine, wit

ARIES (Mar 21-Apr 19): You’ll help someone and it helps you twice as much. Giving your love brings a similar outcome. If your aim is selfless service, then you’re out of luck. Every generous act will enrich and benefit you!

TAURUS (Apr 20-May 20): There are no perfect pairings, but there are more or less compatible people.

You’re in luck. Life will show you who fits into which category. You’re in the mood for a smooth ride and that’s what you’ll get.

GEMINI (May 21-Jun 21): Some things are worth doing even though they might be difficult, and some things are worth doing because they’re sure to be difficult. No one ever got strong lifting feathers.

CANCER (Jun 22-Jul 22): An ambitious mood strikes.

Ambition requires you to take risks, and risks come with fear, and fear feeds into thrills, which can be addictive. This is only the start of the excitement.

LEO (Jul 23-Aug 22): When your gift doesn’t make the impression you wanted it to, this is nothing to take personally. People receive when they are ready to receive. Let time do its part.

Anyway, you’re richer for giving.

VIRGO (Aug 23-Sep 22): Your smile creates community wherever it goes. Your smile says, “this is a good place to be” and it also says, “I’m glad to be here with you.” Your smile makes others share that gladness.

LIBRA (Sep 23-Oct 23): A tangent will turn into a main focus, mainly because you keep getting attention, money and props for it. This is actually starting to feel like a calling, if not an obsession.

SCORPIO (Oct 24-Nov 21): Good questions get direct answers. Rewrite your question until it rings true, ask your heart for answers and write down what it says. Move your hand across the page unthinkingly; the words will come.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22-Dec 21): You say “thank you” in many ways. Your enjoyment, the time you spend lingering with a person or an idea and your willingness to help are all expressions of gratitude heard loud and clear.

CAPRICORN (Dec 22-Jan 19): You’ll dance with a deal – not because the deal asked you to dance but because you were already on the dance floor together. Keep dancing and see what else comes. There’s soon to be a crowd.

AQUARIUS (Jan 20-Feb 18): Don’t let the ideal in your head block the reality in front of your nose.

There is something very useful close at hand.

You can do amazing thing with this scene exactly the way it is.

PISCES (Feb 19-Mar 20): Do you feel there’s someone out there waiting for someone like you? The more outreach you do, the faster the match can get made.

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Perfect 10 for cricket obsessed F

amily and staff would probably look at me weirdly if I said a perfect day was watching eight hours of test cricket – for five days in a row.

Nothing better.

I wouldn’t expect them all to understand. After all, cricket is a game of tactics. A game of the mind. That rules out most of them for a start. Joking, of course.

But the beauty of test cricket, apart from the fact that it goes for longer than other sports, is that it has the capacity to throw up unique performances every session of every day.

It can grip you like no other and is able to provide quite the rollercoaster of emotions.

We saw that again at the weekend when Black Cap Ajaz Patel, a left-arm spin bowler of modest

Daryl Holden international standing, spun his way into the cricket history books with a scarcely believable 10-wicket haul against India in Mumbai.

The 33-year-old captured 10119 off 47.5 overs, becoming just the third person in test cricket’s 144-year history to dismiss a whole side on their own.

Patel joined England’s Jim Laker (10-53 against Australia in Manchester in 1956) and India’s Anil Kumble (10-74 against Pakistan in Delhi in 1999) as the only players to have achieved the

perfect 10 in what is the 2438th match in test cricket.

Unfortunately, Patel’s likely to be the only one of the three to be on the losing side, with the Black Caps unlikely to take the match into the fifth and final day at the time of print.

Still, in no way should that rob Patel of his sensational moment in the blazing sun where the quality of his bowling was top notch, his endurance in stifling heat quite remarkable.

What made it even more special was that Patel lived in Mumbai, formerly Bombay, until he was eight when his family emigrated to New Zealand.

His story gets better because Patel used to be a quick bowler when he started playing seriously in New Zealand before he switched to spin bowling. He of-

ten used to bowl quick and spin in the same innings in his early experimental days and had to move from Auckland to Central Districts to get more first-class play.

And now he’s among the pantheons of test bowling’s greats for a single performance that must rank as New Zealand test cricket’s greatest individual showing. Better than Brendon McCullum’s 302 against India in 2014? Yep, I reckon. Better, too, than Sir Richard Hadlee’s 9-52 in a rare away win over Australia in 1985.

It also surpassed Nathan Astle’s world fastest double century (a destructive 222 from 167 balls) in a losing test to England in Christchurch in 2002.

And, yes, it was also better than Mark Greatbatch’s unbeat-

en and heroic game-saving 146, from nearly 14 hours’ batting, in a drawn test against the Aussies in Perth in 1989.

And what made Patel’s performance even more special was the way the crowd and players got into the moment and appreciated and saluted what had just unfolded before them.

Even hardened cynics and the fiercest of Indian opposition players – and no doubt those who watch the game for a living and have seen it and, in many cases, done it all – broke with habit, rose to their feet and applauded.

And so they should have had.

It was one of those moments that defines test cricket as the game of all games. Ajaz Patel proved that yet again in a life-changing performance.

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Ashburton Guardian Tuesday, December 7, 2021

Matthew’s our number one fan

M

atthew Seymour is Hokonui’s biggest fan by far!

Matthew is one of the reasons I still get a kick out of this radio gig. He pops into the studio for an hour once a month.

Matthew loves coming into the radio. He told me yesterday that talking on the radio is lots of fun.

He loves it when people say: “I heard you on the radio Matthew” when he is busy collecting shopping trolleys at Countdown North.

He loves it even more when his girlfriend says she heard him on the radio.

Matthew loves coming in this month especially, he is a big fan of Christmas songs especially Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer and Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer.

It is also his birthday month which he reminded me four times about yesterday morning.

Maybe Manda has told him about my failing memory.

Yesterday when we were chatting about him enjoying talking on the radio, he said that he’d be happy to fill in for me if I’m ever away on holiday, although he would have to do a recorded show from 8am on Wednesdays as he has to get to Walking Netball at the EA Networks Centre by 8.30am.

Matthew did give me a bit of a dressing down yesterday though as I had forgotten to have a talk with Mayor Neil Brown about the trains moving out of town to Fairton in the future.

Matthew is not happy about this plan one little bit, he LOVES watching the trains and you’ll often see him parked up on his scooter giving them the once over.

By Phill Hooper

OFF THE AIR

If you do your shopping at Countdown North, I’d love it if you could say to Matthew he’s doing a great job on the radio, when you see him gathering the trolleys. It would absolutely make his day.

On a different note. For all those of my vintage and older, how cool would these items look in your Mancave or Sheshed?

Happy Days TV star Henry Winkler is auctioning some of the iconic props used in his role as The Fonz for charity.

It includes the leather jacket he wore, as well as The Fonz silver Triumph motorcycle, which could fetch $120,000 US dollars.

Winkler also saved scripts, photos and other memorable props and costumes worn during the show which will also be auctioned off.

The proceeds will benefit a non-profit venture his daughter Zoe started that helps separated migrant families at the US border.

Straight to the pool room?

‘Exactamundo’ Till Next Week Hoo Roo Phill Hooper More like Potsy Phill Hooper is the breakfast host of Ashburton’s Hokonui radio station. The views expressed in this column are his and do not reflect the opinion of his employer or the Ashburton Guardian.

Matthew Seymour is Hokonui’s number one fan and is a regular on the radio.

Luxon has to exorcise ghosts of leaders past

By Heather du Plessis-Allan

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s far as first weeks in the job go, Chris Luxon’s actually had a tough start.

He’s getting no honeymoon period. Some in the media have grilled him like his last name’s Muller or Collins.

Instead of kicking off the job with a blank slate, he seems to have started with one blotted by the leaders before him. He’s obviously going to have to first prove he’s not just another failed National leader before he gets the benefit of the doubt.

Fortunately for him, what members of the media think and what voters think are not always the same.

Few outside the beltway probably care if a leader of such a short term can correctly pick the living

wage. Hardly anyone has last election term’s abortion laws on their list of the top 10 priorities right now.

Even the criticism of him owning seven properties probably won’t hurt much. Aspirational voters will likely respond with a “good on him” and the hope they too might one day attain similar success.

The politics of envy often plays out worse for those throwing around the “rich prick” label than those being labelled with it, especially if punters haven’t enough time to judge whether the person in question actually is a prick.

But, tough as it’s been, it’s also been a good week for him.

There is a discernible sense of relief among centre-right voters.

Luxon was spontaneously applauded by members of the

public after an outdoors press conference in Tauranga. He was congratulated by punters during a walkabout in Auckland’s viaduct.

That’s a marked contrast from the heckling the PM currently experiences in some public experiences.

Some of that response is a reaction to his key messages. They’re catnip to centre-right votes: “our farmers are not villains”, “good intentions don’t pay the rent”, “I believe in a New Zealand that while small in size is large in ambition”.

Some of the public’s response is driven by the expectation they have attached to the man anointed by Sir John Key. And some of it is relief that National has a leader who looks the part. He’s projected confidence in his press conferences and easily batted off criticism in his inter-

We have had a wedge push by government to racial divide us, no mention of this in the last election.

South Island people think differently to the Aucklanders who are running the country, so yes let’s try and do something about it.

Robert Spencer

* * * I agree with Lindsay a 100 per cent. The South Island has been shafted totally by the present government.

The sooner the South Island becomes a separate state the better.

Mick Hooper

views. Neither necessarily come naturally to new leaders. Case in point, Todd Muller’s wooden first press conference.

But he’s also taken positions that present a clear contrast to some of the more frustrating positions held by the Government.

He’s labelled the controversial iwi checkpoints as “nuts”. Labour tolerates them. Worse, Labour’s even passed legislation to allow the threatened Northland checkpoints this summer.

Luxon’s called for Auckland to be moved to the green light setting. Labour plans to keep the city in red, despite Covid case numbers seemingly trending down, no pressure on hospitals and the city’s vaccination rates being some of the highest in the world.

The timing is right for Luxon,

which is why he’s taken the job.

Polls in recent weeks – even the Roy Morgan offering on Friday – show an ongoing decline in support for Labour. There’s diminishing public respect for decisions that no longer make sense. Like barring returning Kiwis from coming home easily before Christmas. It makes no sense to have them wait until January 17.

If Luxon can make it through the next two weeks in Parliament’s calendar, he’ll send centre-right and frustrated swing voters off to their summer barbecues with something to talk about. And if the next set of polls show the expected bump up for the National Party that matches anywhere near the relief those voters are showing, he might yet get his (delayed) honeymoon period.

LETTERS Political system Having just been browsing through some of your papers, I would totally agree with Lindsay Holland, I would even suggest an independent South Island, then reading the David Clark article on the division of this nation by the present government.

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Mid Canterbury trotter ninth million dollar earner

Australian trainer Andy Gath praised Tornado Valley’s “Kiwi connections” after the champion became just the ninth Australasian trotter to top $1 million in career earnings with his victory at Melton on the weekend.

Gath was adamant the patience and development work Mid Canterbury’s Terry McMillan and Petina Gaugler put into Tornado Valley before he left NZ to join Gath’s stable helped make Tornado Valley and give the rising 10-year-old his longevity.

“They gave him every chance, really took their time with him and didn’t over-race him before he came across to us. We’re really appreciative of that,” Gath said.

“We’re still in touch with them and I’m sure they’ll get a huge thrill from tonight as well.”

Tornado Valley headed to Melton assured of topping the million, but it was only fitting he did it with a runaway win in quick time and in a feature race, the Group 3 Freestone Trotters’ Cup. Tornado Valley’s win was his 39th from 108 starts with another 31 placings.

He’s won 10 Group 1 races, including an Inter Dominion and two Great Southern Stars.

Saturday night’s purse took his career earnings to $1,013,477.

And there’s more to come.

“There’s still a bit of life in him yet,” Kate Gath said.

SHORT & SHARP

Laking does it again

For the second time in a month, Mid Canterbury hoop Jason Laking watched one of his rides get away from him before the start, only to resaddle and go out and win again.

During Cup Week, one of Laking’s rides escaped from him in the stalls only to be recaptured and then go on and win, and on Friday it happened again. Riding Fastmosa for good friend Jamie Bullard, Laking was tossed out of the saddle on the way to the start, but got back on the gelding, and they delivered a telling blow to win late in the day. He is now just five wins away from 400 career wins.

O’Reilly grabs a double Rakaia horseman Leo O’Reilly picked up a winning double at Sunday’s Akaroa meeting. The astute horseman produced a perfectly timed drive on board Little Gee to win during the middle stages of the big programme for trainer Chris McDowell, then a few races later trained and drove Maren Franco to victory for the longstanding Strappers Syndicate.

Sarah back in action Former Mid Canterbury trotter, Tornado Valley reached $1 million in stake earnings on the weekend.

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Andy Gath added: “With respect to the horses he beat tonight, if he didn’t beat them then it probably would have been the end, but he didn’t just beat them, he won easily.

“We’ll know when it’s time to retire him, he’ll tell us, but it’s not yet, not on how he won tonight.

“The win proved he’s still got

plenty left, and he loves being in work and around the stables.

“You think about another go at the Great Southern Star with him, it’s not that far away, but he’ll tell us if we give it another go or not.”

Tornado Valley left New Zealand as the winner of seven races and more than $70,000 in stake earnings, but quickly stamped

his mark on the Australian scene, and has since won a further 32 races, including the 10 Group One victories.

He joined I Can Doosit, Sundons Gift, Speeding Spur, Take A Moment, Stent, Keystone Del and One Over Kenny as the only Australasian trotters so far to reach the magical million-dollar mark.

Talented young horsewoman Sarah O’Reilly wasted no time in getting back into the winning groove after an injury enforced layoff. Early in November, the leading junior driver in NZ suffered a burst appendix, which outed her from racing for a number of weeks. She returned on Friday at Wingatui and picked up where she left off reining $48-toone shot Proviseur to success for Michael House. O’Reilly is back in action today at Manawatu where she has a full book of drives.

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Heartland XV fall to Barbarians Matt Markham The New Zealand Heartland XV fell short of their goal to knock over the NZ Barbarians on Sunday afternoon, but their effort wasn’t without merit, as they pushed their rivals close in a bruising 80-minute encounter.

The Heartland side, which featured five Mid Canterbury players; Seta Koroitamana, Nick Foxley, Raitube Vasurakuta, Callum Burrell and Manasa Bari, lost the match 36-24, but did have the BaaBaas on the ropes for most of the first half.

It was a Mid Canterbury start to the match, with Foxley scoring the opening try of the game after just five minutes. Following a good string of play, including some powerful work by the forwards, including Koroitamana, Foxley got the ball with plenty of work to do, but bounced off defenders to score and put his side in front.

The Barbarians bounced back to level the score before a penalty and then a second try for the Heartland side saw them up 17-7.

Locals leave their mark on epic clash

A yellow card, just before halftime changed the match though, with the Barbarians bouncing back to score two quick tries before the break to grab a 19-17 lead.

The second half saw the Barbarians take control, and they raced out to a 36-17 lead before a late try gave the Heartland side something to smile about – but it wasn’t enough to see them home.

Momentarily though it looked

The 2021 NZ Heartland XV squad and management featuring locals; Seta Koroitamana, Nick Foxley, Callum Burrell, Manasa Bari, Raitube Vasuraktua and Tony Harrison. like they had worked their way back into the match, when Vasurakuta made one of his trademark dashing runs down the sideline and placed the ball on the ground for one of his team-mates to scoop up and score.

But television replays of the play saw the ball moving forward

upon the winger’s placement, and the try was overruled by the television match official.

All five Mid Canterbury players gained time on the paddock, with Korotimana his usual busy self while Burrell was really productive when he came onto the paddock.

The match on Sunday capped a week-long camp for the Heartland side, and is the only match they play this year.

As well as the five local players, the day was also a big occasion for Mid Canterbury manager, Tony Harrison, who was in charge of the national side.

Taranaki claim glory in Interprovincial Matt Markham There was no fairytale appearance at on the final day of the Golf NZ Men’s Interprovincial tournament held in Ashburton last week, but the visiting teams all knew the locals were there.

The side finished seventh overall on the standings – missing out on playing in the top four on Saturday – by a solitary victory, and went within one head-to-head battle of beating the tournament’s champions Taranaki with the same result against the event’s runners-up, Hawke’s Bay as well.

Aorangi played both teams during the course of the round robin and lost both matches by just one match, with the game against Taranaki seeing two of the side’s match play results going right down to the wire, with possible victories just eluding the local side.

Aorangi team 1: Angela Gerken (Timaru) 2: Lynda Brown (Timaru) 3: Catherine Knight (Methven) 4: Ginny Bolderston (Geraldine) 5: Judith Yates (North Otago) 6: Brittney Haugh (Kurow) Manager: Angela Mowbray

From their six matches across the four days of play, the Aorangi side grabbed two victories and two drawn matches to see them settle in the middle of the standings at the end of a big week of play.

They registered wins against Poverty Bay East Coast and Tasman, while they also drew fixtures with Bay Of Plenty and Southland, with their two losses coming against the two finalists on the Ashburton Golf Course on Saturday.

Timaru’s Tim Leonard ended the week as Aorangi’s best performer, with four wins and a draw from his six matches, while Cameron Grant picked up three wins and two draws from his games to record a tidy week of play.

The attention today turns to the female equivalent of the event.

The Golf NZ Women’s Interprovincial kicks off this morning at the Timaru Golf Club, where Aorangi will be out to produce another good result against many of New Zealand’s best.

The side feature’s Methven’s Catherine Knight as the only Mid Canterbury-based player, but Angela Mowbray will also be at the helm of the team as manager.

The team kicks off this morning against Bay Of Plenty in the first round, before a grudge match against neighbours Canterbury this afternoon.

Wednesday will see a match against Waikato in the morning before the bye in the second round of the day.

On Thursday they play Hawkes Bay Poverty Bay and then on Friday it’s Taranaki in the morning with Northland in the afternoon, with the top four teams going through to finals day on Saturday.

The Aorangi women’s team who begin the Golf NZ Women’s InterProvincial today in Timaru.

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Allenton grab first win

Sporting their new uniforms, Allenton were able to celebrate in style on Saturday grabbing their first win of the season.

Matt Markham Allenton are finally on the board in South Canterbury Cricket’s Tweedy Cup, and they’ve got Satwant Singh to thank for it.

Nine weeks into this season’s competition and the newcomers to the fold in 2021 picked up their first victory on the weekend, when they beat Timaru-based side Star, on the Ashburton Domain.

And if it hadn’t been for Singh, victory would still to this day be eluding them.

The talented all-rounder saved the day with the bat, as an almost entire batting line-up collapse unfolded in front of his eyes, and he then turned around with the ball while trying to defend a small total and tore through the Star batting line-up on his way to six wickets.

So, it wasn’t pretty.

But it’s a win all the same, and Allenton have now pushed the monkey off their shoulders and can launch into the rest of the season without the winless tag hanging over them.

After losing the toss, life didn’t

Satwant Singh heroics lead side to victory look so rosy early on in their batting innings. The two openers both fell without scoring, but a fightback of sorts saw them through to 3-67 after 24 overs.

However, in an innings which featured four ducks, two of them golden, and all-counted eight batsmen who failed to reach double-figures – a big score was never going to happen, with Singh providing the only real resistance.

Batting at four, he lasted for 83 deliveries in an hour and a half at the crease to score 35.

He was the ninth batsman to fall, and watched on as six of his team-mates fell in front of him.

Fifteen runs from both Sanjay Undre and also Muhammad Ateeq were the only other valuable contributions, as the Allenton side limped through to 111 all out

in the 32nd over of the match.

And, in any other circumstance, that would have spelt defeat.

With the ball, Allenton made the perfect start.

Kulvinder Kirk had one of Star’s two openers caught behind in the first ball of the innings for a golden royal duck, but two partnerships of 30 and 23 for the second and third wickets respectively saw the match drifting out of Allenton’s reach.

Singh was thrown the ball though, and proceeded to go about decimating the Star lineup. He claimed six wickets from his almost 10 overs and conceded just 21 runs.

Four of his wickets were cleanbowled deliveries another an lbw, and the sixth a caught behind by the keeper underlining the near

Short scoreboards Allenton 111 all out

(Satwant Singh 35, Sanjay Undre 15, Mohammad Ateeq 15) Star 98 all out (Satwant Singh 6-21, Kulvinder Kirk 2-19, Satveer Singh 2-15) Pleasant Point 202-5 (Richard Print 3-29, Harry Jones 1-32, Alex Keenan 1-32) Tech Stags 165 all out (Morgan Gallagher 37, Harry Jones 35, Sam Clark 31)

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Singh was thrown the ball though, and proceeded to go about decimating the Star line- up. He claimed six wickets from his almost 10 overs and conceded just 21 runs.

perfect lines he was bowling on.

He ensured no solid partnerships were formed late in the innings for Star to pull off a victory, and cleaned up the tail quickly to get the win, with Star reaching 98 before they were all out.

Kirk picked up two wickets while Satveer Singh did the same.

But the day belonged to Satwant.

The win lifted Allenton off the bottom of the table and ahead of Star, but they are still three wins behind the fourth placed Temuka side, leaving a lot of work to do if they want to play knockout cricket late in the season.

Meanwhile, the Tech Stags were left to rue another missed opportunity to topple competition leaders Pleasant Point on Saturday.

Second on the standings and only beaten by the defending champions this season, the Tech lads did a fantastic job with the ball after losing the toss to restrict them to just 202/5 off their 50 overs.

Richard Print was again mercurial, with his 10 overs seeing him grab three wickets while only conceding 29 runs, as all six of the bowlers used by the side kept runs tight and hard to come by.

With a modest target to run

down, the Stags fancied their chances of getting the job done – but the bat let them down as they were rolled for 165 with 10 overs of batting still in front of them.

Jason Morrison fell in the first over, and then Callum Gallagher was back in the sheds three balls later with both failing to get a run on the board.

A steady partnership between Sam Clark (31) and Des Kruger (22) solidified things a bit, but while both made starts, they were unable to push on and grab the big total that was required.

Some late flurries from Harry Jones (35) and Morgan Gallagher (37) produced a bit of hope in the camp, but too many wickets fell cheaply, and Tech were unable to get close to reaching the required 202.

Pleasant Point are now two wins clear on the standings with an unbeaten record – but again Tech will feel like they are quite capable of beating them, having had two good opportunities this season.

Two rounds remain in the competition before the Christmas break, with both sides away from home this weekend.

Tech will take on Celtic in Timaru while Allenton get a trip out to Pleasant Point.

Standings

Satwant Singh demonstrating his batting prowess in an earlier game.

TEAM P W L Pts Pleasant Point 7 7 0 42 Tech Stags 7 5 2 30 Celtic 7 4 3 24 Temuka 7 3 4 18 Allenton 7 1 6 6 Star 7 1 6 6

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Local bowlers dominate Timaru tournament Matt Markham Mid Canterbury indoor bowling names dominated proceedings at the annual Timaru Christmas tournament at the South Canterbury Indoor Bowls stadium on the weekend.

The annual event, in which a number of local players travel south to compete, saw 18 teams take to the mats in the off season for the last official act of the year, and it was an Ashburton domination.

Playing three rounds of fours in the morning and then a further three games in the afternoon, the tournament was won by Martin and Jenny Nordqvist along with Rowena Mackenzie and Louise Mason.

The quartet won all six of their games

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during the day and were the only team not to taste defeat. Second placing went to Grant Wilson, Maureen Eaden, Joyce Cleghorn and Helen Rennie who finished the day with five wins from their six matches.

The indoor bowls season was cut short due to the Covid lockdown in August, with many major events on the calendar either cancelled or postponed.

At the New Zealand Indoor Bowls AGM on the weekend, it was decided that the pinnacle of the sport at a representative level, the Welch Trophy – which Ashburton qualified to attend – will be held next season.

Ashburton won their way through to the event by winning the zone playoff for the Paterson trophy against Canterbury, Golden Bay Motueka, Marlborough, Nelson and the West Coast in Nelson in July.

The event was originally set to be held in Westport, but players arrived to a state of emergency due to flooding, and the event was postponed.

At the New Zealand Indoor Bowls AGM on the weekend, it was decided that the pinnacle of the sport at a representative level, the Welch Trophy – which Ashburton qualified to attend – will be held next season.

Timaru Christmas tournament winners (from left back), Jenny Nordqvist, Martin Nordqvist, Louise Mason and Rowena Mackenzie (front)

SPORTS RESULTS ■■ Bridge

Ashburton Bridge Club

Monday Evening Nov 29, Duplicate: N/S 1st George Brown & David Fisher, 2nd Bev Blair & Bruce Leighton, 3rd Bruce & Heather Sim. E/W 1st Wendy & Eric Parr, 2nd Chris Lovelock & Andrea LambieShaw, 3rd Fiona Williamson & Gladys Baker.

Tuesday Evening Nov 30, Duplicate: N/S 1st Mary Buckland & Maryke Blignault, 2ndBev Macaulay & John McDonald, 3rd Kay Robb & Rosemary McLaughlin. E/W 1st Peter & Trish Downward, 2nd Raylene Philips & Graham Gilbert, 3rd Rewa Kyle & Sue Rosevear.

Wednesday Afternoon Dec 1, Duplicate: N/S 1st Rosemary McLaughlin & Judith Edmond, 2nd Paul & Pauline Fergus, 3rd = Jeanette Lovett & Jill Browne and Janet Cuttle & Peter Wilson. E/W 1st Rewa Kyle & Mary Buckland, 2nd David Sewell & Debbie Seddon-Sewell, 3rd Bev Macaulay & John Irwin Thursday Evening Kops Rd: N/S 1st John & Margaret Shearer, 2nd Mary Buckland & Sonia Gill, 3rd Peter Wilson & Rewa Kyle.

E/W 1st Alan Wright & Ian Doel, 2nd David Sewell & Debbie Seddon-Sewell, 3rd Maree Moore & Jason Vannini.

■■ Croquet

Waireka Croquet Club

Interclub Results Advanced Grade: Waireka v Awamoa Gardens/Waimate: Played at Ashbury 29 November. Singles: Logan McCorkindale 7 v Tony King 5; Chris Spittal 7 v Trish Dollan 1; Reece McCorkindale 7 v Dianne Verdonk 5; Bill Allnutt 7 v Junelle Edmonds 2; Logan McCorkindale 7 v Trish Dollan 6; Chris Spittal. Doubles: McCorkindale and Spittal 7 vs King and Dollan 5; McCorkindale and Allnutt 7 v Verdonk and Edmonds 2; Total games won: Waireka 10 v Awamoa Gardens/ Waimate 0; Total hoops won: Waireka 70 v Awamoa Gardens/Waimate 32.

Intermediate Grade: (Playoffs): Waireka Red v Aorangi: Played at Waireka 30 November: Singles: Pat Allnutt 7 v Jamie Parry 6; Gail Benseman 7 v Gary Merrick 2; Audrey Leath 7 v Fay Merrick 5; Phyllis Reith 7 v Gordon Hardachre 5; Pat Allnutt 4 v Gary Merrick 7; Gail Benseman 5 v Jamie Parry 7; Audrey Leath 7 v Gordon Hardachre 5; Phyllis Reith 7 v Fay Merrick 3; Doubles: Allnutt and Benseman 7 v Parry and Merrick 5; Leath and Reith 7 v Merrick and Hardachre 4; Total games won: Waireka Red 8 v Aorangi 2; Total hoops won: Waireka Red 65 v Aorangi 49: Waireka White v West End: Played at West End 30 November: Singles: Janice Murta 7 v Carol Burt 1; Colin Lamb 7 v Alison Bartlett 4; Eva Kircher 5 v Colleen Woods 7; John Davis 4 v Evelyn Milligan 7; Janice Murta 7 v Alison Bartlett 4; Colin Lamb 4 v Carol Burt 7; Eva Kircher 6 vs Evelyn Milligan 7; John Davis 5 v Colleen Woods 7; Doubles: Murta and Lamb 7 v Burt and Bartlett 4; Kircher and Davis 5 v Woods and Milligan 7; Total games won: Waireka White 4 v West End 6: Total hoops won: Waireka White 58 v West End 56.

Primary Grade: Waireka Red v Ashbury: Played at Ashbury 1 December: Singles: Judith Smith 7 v Colin Beattie 2; Pauline Scott 5 v Lois Beattie 7; Lyn Jones 3 v Lester Ashby 7; Heather Kaye 7 v Daphne Fitzgerald 4; Judith Smith 7 v Lois Beattie 4; Pauline Scott 7 v Colin Beattie 3; Lyn Jones 7 v Daphne Fitzgerald 4; Heather Kaye 7 v Lester Ashby 3; Doubles: Smith and Scott 7 v Colin and Lois Beattie 6; Jones and Kaye 7 v Ashby and Fitzgerald 6; Total games won: Waireka Red 8 v Ashbury 2; Total hoops won: Waireka Red 64v Ashbury 46.

Waireka White v Aorangi: Played at Waireka 1 December: Singles: Donna Lobb 4 v Joyce Jones 7; Carol Greer 2 v Judy Houston 7; Joanne Logan 7 v Doug Gibb 4; Janice Allen 7 v Gavin Young 1; Donna Lobb 7 v Judy Houston 6; Carol Greer 2 v Joyce Jones 7; Joanne Logan 6 v Gavin Young 78;

SPORTS DRAWS ■■ Bowls

Ashburton MSA Bowling Club

Skips entered for MSA Outdoor Bowling Club Friday Half Day Triples to be held Ashburton Bowling Club on December 10.

Kindly sponsored by Skip 2 It Flooring Xtra and Greg Donaldson Contracting.

D. Muir, R. Mitchell, D. Kinvig, M. Skilling, M. Hill, T. Inwood, G. Taylor, N. Atkinson, B. Harrison, B. Hopwood, H. Goodall, E. Maw, A. MacKenzie, M. Anderson, G. Clarke, J. Argyle.

There’s been plenty of action at the Waireka Croquet Club recently.

Janice Allen 7 v Doug Gibb 5; Doubles: Lobb and Greer 3 v Jones and Houston 7; Logan and Allen 7 v Gibb and Young 5; Total games won: Waireka White 5 v Aorangi 5; Total hoops won: Waireka White 52 v Ashbury 56.

Contracting – Wayne Vessey, No 14: ANZ Bank – Gordon Duthie, No 9 and 18: Ruralco second shot – Wayne Vessey. Twos: Alan Dixon and Gordon Duthie.

Kallara Texel Player of the Day: Wayne Vessey 84-15-69

■■ Golf

Twilight – December 2 Leading scores in the twilight par round played on Thursday: Men; – 6 Brock Peddie, Dave Morrison 2 up, Steve Moorehead, Nigel Heney 1 up, Tim Stoddart sq. c/b.

7-10; Ben Stoddart 4 up, Paul Lane, Kevin Bishop, Pete Marshall, 2 up, Richie Watson, Geoff Soal 1 up, Kieron Gray sq. c/b.

11 plus; Peter Natua 4 up, Todd Dolan 3 up, Bernie Doyle 2 up, Selwyn Munro 1 up c/b.

Women; - 14; Jenny Harrex 1 up, Leen Bell sq. c/b. 15 plus; Karen Young, Kellie Kenton 4 up, Dinielle King 2 up. Non-Handi-

Mayfield Golf Club

Saturday 4 December 2021 Results of the Skibo final stroke round results: Wayne Vessey 69, Gordon Duthie 70, Mike Salvesen and Charlie Rapsey 71, Paul Gardner 72.

The winner of the 2021 Skibo trophy best three of four rounds is Charley Rapsey on 214.

Nearest the pins: No 2: Aon Insurance – Wayne Vessey, No 11: John McAullfie Bayleys – Andrew Lake, No 5: Campbell

Tinwald Golf Club

cap; Blair Donaldson net 49. Two’s; Dave King, Dave Morrison. Hokonui Hacker; Gary Hildyard 7 down.

Saturday December 4 - Stableford Leading scores in the Christmas stableford played on Saturday: Men; Struan Scott 41, Shaun Hope 39, Jason Mactier, Lindsay Jackson, Ray Wards, Andrew Barrie, Dave Allan 38, Bill Mason, Andrew Hill, Peter Natua, Elvis Kelsall, Brian Rouse, Jamie Stone 37.

Women; Maxine Whiting 39, Joan Undy 37, Paula Preece, Barb Harris 35, Linda McClea 34 c/b.

Nearest the pin: Tinwald Liquorland #2; Nick Marshall. Gluyas Ford #6; Alan Anderson.

The Fine Lion #12; Dave Morrison. Ace Automotive #16; Steve Mealings.

Twos; Struan Scott, Maxine Whiting, Alan Anderson, Gordy Kenton, Andrew Barrie, Dave Morrison, Steve Mealings.

Net Eagle; #10 Lindsay Jackson.

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SITUATIONS VACANT

Local democracy reporter Are you an outstanding journalist with a passion for breaking exclusives and telling stories that make a difference?

The Ashburton Guardian, with the support of Radio New Zealand, and NZ On Air, is hiring a multimedia journalist to join the Local Democracy Reporting (LDR) national programme in a two-year, fixed term fulltime role.

You will be covering local authorities and other publicly-funded organisations, but also going out and talking to the people affected by these organisations’ decisions, sharing their stories, and coming up with your own stories on similar topics.

You will report to the Ashburton Guardian’s managing editor.

You will receive extra training and support from RNZ and your work would be made available to a national audience to all of the LDR programme’s media partners.

We are looking for someone with as many of the following qualities as possible: • • • • • • •

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Able to spot a strong story and make it come alive for your audience Able to meet the highest standards of accuracy, fairness and balance Understanding of the Treaty of Waitangi/Te Tiriti o Waitangi and some knowledge of Te Reo Maori Knowledge of local government processes Excellent writing skills Self-motivation with a strong work ethic An ability to generate stories and meet deadlines

To apply please submit your cover letter, CV with referee options by Friday, December 10, 2021.

Email: daryl.h@theguardian.co.nz Please note you must have the right to work in New Zealand to apply for this role.

Circulation and administration assistant

The Ashburton Guardian, in association with NZ on Air, has an exciting unique new role for a reporter with a passion for agricultural issues and cultural engagement. The hours are fulltime for two years.

Your focus would be covering farming issues in the wider Mid Canterbury region, supplying copy, photographs and, from time to time, video. There would be a strong requirement to provide content on our ethnic rural and farming communities to get total engagement and community involvement in such a key industry for the region.

You would provide copy for the Guardian, which is published Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays. Plus, and importantly, you would also manage and deliver all necessary content for our very successful Guardian Farming publication, which is published monthly.

You would report to the Ashburton Guardian’s managing editor. The successful candidate would have most, if not all, of the following attributes: • Understanding of the Treaty of Waitangi/Te Tiriti o Waitangi and some knowledge of Te Reo Maori • Self-motivation with a strong work ethic • An ability to generate stories and meet deadlines • A record of producing lead stories • The ability to take compelling news and feature photos • A passion for informing the community • Full NZ driver’s licence In return the role offers a very competitive salary and there could be some flexibility for the location of the right candidate, though there would be an expectation to work out of the Ashburton office at some stage each week.

Informal inquiries about the role are welcome and should be directed to: daryl.h@theguardian.co.nz To apply please submit your cover letter, CV and work examples by Friday, December 10, 2021.

Please note you must have the right to work in New Zealand to apply for this role.

Not all superstars wear capes – so this may appeal to you.

The Ashburton Guardian is a news and entertainment organisation on a journey of exciting change across multiple platforms.

Part of that change is the creation of a new fulltime position for a circulation and administration assistant. The role is pivotal to the Guardian’s future because the successful candidate would, in many ways, be the face of our organisation and pivotal in the relationships we hold with subscribers, retail outlets, printers, and delivery agents, and our community in general.

You would report to the Ashburton Guardian’s accounts manager. Key duties would include: Circulation: • Maintain computerised subscriber information • Work with printing companies and delivery drivers to ensure papers are completed as quickly and accurately • Deliver missed papers • Ensure retailer returns are processed in a timely manner • Work closely with the accounts manager to ensure subscribers’ accounts are accurate Administration support: • Provide accurate and timely processing of customer receipts • Computer data entry • Mail & Filing • Assist with advertising queries Skills required: • Full NZ driver’s licence • Good computer skills • Verbal & written communication skills • Excellent geographical understanding of rural & urban Mid Canterbury • Professional personal presentation • Able to work to deadlines • Able to work as an individual & as part of a team To apply please submit your cover letter, CV with referee options by Friday, December 10, 2021.

Email: annie.m@theguardian.co.nz Please note you must have the right to work in New Zealand to apply for this role.

ACCOMMODATION, RENTAL

SITUATIONS VACANT

ASHBURTON Home Delivery Contractor The Christchurch Press is looking for a suitable person to deliver our newspapers in the Ashburton Town area.

You will also be delivering The Ashburton Guardian three times a week.

We are looking for someone that enjoys early morning work, are reliable, has a current drivers licence, capable of keeping accurate records and a customer focussed attitude.

This position is six days a week, Monday to Saturday, and would suit someone living in the local area.

Deliveries are to be completed by 6.30am.

If you think this might be for you and you require more information please contact distribution@stuff.co.nz Warren Riley Distribution Team Leader - Southern Region distribution@stuff.co.nz (021) 944 865

We Help Save Lives We help save lives every day through the research and development of improved diagnosis, better prediction and treatment of heart disease in our hospital and community.

Find out how you can help by visiting: www.otago.ac.nz/chchheart

A University of Otago Centre of Research Excellence

ADULT ENTERTAINMENT NEW Asian, hot and sexy, friendly, busty dd. Good massage and good service with no rush. Please phone 021 0904 0157.

GARAGE SALES BBQ, bathroom vanity, tools, household items plus many items suitable for Christmas presents. Come fill a bag for $10 or $5.

Saturday December 11. 9am - 12 mid-day, 93 Oak Grove Ashburton (back section)

HIRE GENERAL hire.

Lawnmowers, chainsaws, concrete breakers, trailers, and more. All your DIY / party hire, call and see Ashburton U-Hire. 588 East Street.

Open Monday-Friday 7.00am - 5.30PM; Saturday 7.30am - 5pm; Sunday 8.30am 12.30pm - Phone 308 8061. www.ashburtonuhire.co.nz

MEETINGS, EVENTS ASHBURTON GOLF CLUB (INC)

NOW HIRING

Interior Consultant We have an opportunity for a motivated professional to join our small team of interior decorators, specialising in flooring, curtains, blinds and interiors.

Experience is preferred but if you have the style and initiative to learn we will offer a full training package.

To apply, email chris@redmonds.co.nz

(Under 12 children’s birthday greetings remain FREE)

Phone 03 307 7900 Email: classifieds@theguardian.co.nz Level 3, Somerset House, 161 Burnett Street

*Terms and conditions apply.

126th ANNUAL GENERAL MEETING THURSDAY, DECEMBER 9, 2021, 7.00pm at the Clubhouse All members welcome to attend

MOTORING WHEEL alignments at great prices. Maximise the life of your tyres with an alignment from Neumanns Tyre Services Ltd, 197 Wills Street. Phone 308 6737.

TRADES, SERVICES

For just $10!* Book your birthday greeting, including a photo, for just $10! Ten words only.*

307 7900

One six bedroom property or two three bedroom properties and one four bedroom property Long-term lease with great tenants.

Contact Nicolee at the Refugee Settlement Support Service E: nicolee.ayton@ safermidcanterbury. org.nz M: 027 236 1114

Happy Birthday

Guardian Situations Vacant

HOUSE WANTED ASHBURTON!

SUN CONTROL WINDOW TINTING - Vehicles-homesoffices.

Phone Craig Rogers 307 6347 - 027 258 0884 or 0800 TINTER. Member of Master Tinters NZ. Follow us on facebook www.windowtinder.co.nz

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DEATHS

PUBLIC NOTICES

We are the only Mid Canterbury funeral home providing local, caring and dignified mortuary care.

Complete Local Care

Rochelle

Since 1982

Noble 600 restaurant will be closed for stock taking until 5pm Wednesday 8th December. Re-Opening under new management and with a new menu.

Please be patient as we adjust to new till systems, new menu and the current covid requirements.

GIBSON Jocelyn Rae – On December 5, 2021.

Peacefully, surrounded by her family at Ashburton Hospital, aged 80 years.

Dearly loved wife of the late Frank. Much loved mum, and mother-in-law of Joanne and Mike Jackson, Allison and Will Morrish, and Karyn Gibson. Special Nana Jocee of Kelsey and Nathaniel, Logan and Kirsty, and Ryan; Callum, Daniel and Anna, and Kate. Great Nana Jocee of Jasper, and Miles.

Messages to the Gibson family c/- PO Box 472, Ashburton 7740. A service to celebrate Jocelyn’s life will be held at Our Chapel, cnr East & Cox Streets, Ashburton, on Thursday, December 9, commencing at 1.30pm, followed by a private cremation at the Ashburton Crematorium. At the family’s request, vaccine passes will be required.

Embalmer

Kind Regards Wendy, Tony & the Noble 600 crew

Daily Diary TUESDAY, DECEMBER 7

9am - 2pm (summer hours).

ASHBURTON MENZ SHED. Call in and have a chat and a cuppa. 8 William Street.

9.30am ST DAVID’S UNION CHURCH. Walking group meets outside church.

48 Allens Road, Allenton.

9.30am-11.30am MID CANTERBURY BADMINTON CLUB. Badminton, daytime section, all abilities welcome. EA Networks Centre.

9.45am WAIREKA CROQUET CLUB. Golf Croquet, handicap singles. The domain, Philip Street.

10am MSA TAI CHI. Cost $3 per session, classes start this week, MSA, Havelock Street.

10am AGE CONCERN ASHBURTON, 206 CLUB.

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 8

6am ST DAVID’S UNION CHURCH. Circuit training in hall. 48 Allen’s Road.

Allenton.

9am - 2pm (summer hours) ASHBURTON MENZ SHED. Call in and have a chat and cuppa. 8 William Street.

9am-3pm ASHBURTON AVIATION MUSUEM. Static displays, collection of aircraft and memorabilia on display. Ashburton Airport. Seafield Road.

9.30am AGE CONCERN ASHBURTON. Steady As You Go. Fall prevention programme. Contact 308 6817. Held at St David’s Union Church. 48 Allens Road, Allenton.

9.30am - 11.30am

2021

Programme for the elderly runs Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday.

Enquiries to 308 6817.

10am - 4pm NZ ALPINE AND AGRICULTURE ENCOUNTER AND THE ART GALLERY. Open for viewing. Mt Hutt Memorial Hall. 160 Main Street Methven.

10.30am AGE CONCERN ASHBURTON. Steady As You Go. Fall prevention programme. Contact 308 6817. Held at All Saints Anglican Church. Chapman Street, Methven.

12pm-2pm ASHBURTON JUSTICE OF THE PEACE. (Signing Centre).

JP available for all signing services on Tuesdays and Fridays. No appointment necessary. No fee. Community House, 44 Cass Street.

1pm AGE CONCERN ASHBURTON. Steady As You Go. Fall prevention

programme. Contact 308 6817. Held at St Andrews Presbyterian Church.

Bridge Street, Rakaia.

1pm ASHBURTON MSA PETANQUE CLUB. Competition and social play, all welcome. 115 Racecourse Road.

1pm-2.30pm R AND R LINEDANCING ASHBURTON. Weekly beginner/improved line dance classes. MSA Social Hall. Havelock Street.

1pm-3pm ASHBURTON AVIATION MUSUEM. Static displays, collection of aircraft and memorabilia on display. Ashburton Airport. Seafield Road.

1.15pm WAIREKA CROQUET CLUB. Golf Croquet, singles -6 to 8 handicap and 9 to 16 handicap. The domain, Philip Street.

1.15pm R.S.A. INDOOR BOWLS.

Weekly social indoor bowls at the RSA Linton Lounge. Cox Street.

1.30pm AGE CONCERN ASHBURTON. Steady As You Go. Fall prevention programme. Contact 308 6817.

Hakatere Presbyterian Parish, 65 Oxford Street.

3pm-4.30pm R AND R LINEDANCING ASHBURTON. Weekly Intermediate line dance classes.

MSA Social hall. Havelock Street.

7pm-9pm MID CANTERBURY BADMINTON CLUB. Badminton Club night. All abilities welcome. EA Networks Centre. River Terrace.

7pm - 9pm ASHBURTON EMBROIDERERS’GUILD. Meet on the 3rd Tuesday of the month at the Seniors Centre, 206 Cameron Street.

PICKLEBALL ASHBURTON. Check out this fast growing racket sport. Come and have fun every Wednesday. Equipment supplied.

EA Network Stadium. River Terrace.

10am AGE CONCERN ASHBURTON. Hip Hop for Seniors. Phone 308 6817.

Seniors Centre. Cameron Street.

10am ST STEPHEN’S ANGLICAN CHURCH. Holy Communion. Park Street.

10am AGE CONCERN ASHBURTON. 206 CLUB. Programme for the elderly runs Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday.

Enquiries to 308 6817.

10am - 12am WAIREKA CROQUET CLUB. Association Croquet. The domain, Philip Street.

10am-4pm

NZ ALPINE AND AGRICULTURE ENCOUNTER AND THE ART GALLERY. Open for viewing. Mt Hutt Memorial Hall. 160 Main Street Methven.

10.30am AGE CONCERN ASHBURTON. Steady As You Go. Fall prevention programme. Contact 308 6817. Held at Buffalo Lodge Hall. Cox Street.

10.45am MSA TAI CHI. Seated classes, $3. Classes start this week. MSA Havelock Street.

1pm - 4pm WAIREKA CROQUET CLUB. Association Croquet. Doubles, The domain, Philip Street.

1.15pm WAIREKA CROQUET CLUB. Golf Croquet, drawn doubles. The domain, Philip Street.

1.30pm

AGE CONCERN ASHBURTON. Steady As You Go. Fall prevention programme. Contact 308 6817. Held at Buffalo Lodge Hall. Cox Street.

2pm AGE CONCERN ASHBURTON. Steady As You Go. Fall prevention programme. Contact 308 6817. It would be great to see a good turnout in this rural area. Held at Staveley Hall.

3.15pm ST DAVID’S UNION CHURCH. Children’s after school programme. 48 Allens Road.

5pm ST DAVID’S UNION CHURCH. Youth Group. 48 Allens Road.

Ashburton Weather © Copyright Meteorological Service of New Zealand Limited 2021

Tuesday: Cloudy. Drizzle in the morning and afternoon. Light winds.

MAX

Canterbury Plains

Midnight Tuesday

15 MIN 8

Tuesday: Cloudy. Drizzle in the morning and afternoon. Light winds.

Thursday: Fine with northeasterly breezes.

SUN PROTECTION ALERT PROTECTION REQUIRED

Even on cloudy days

Data provided by NIWA

: 35 9 : 10 am – 5 pm

Around The Region Tuesday

Christchurch Darfield Lake Coleridge Methven Rakaia Timaru

16 10 14 8 15 6 14 7 13 8 15 6

Wednesday Thursday

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11 11 8 11 13 10

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13 13 9 12 13 12

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Thursday: Fine with northeasterly breezes.

MAX

Canterbury High Country

23 MIN 11

Tuesday Mountain weather hazards: Snow, Wind Chill.

Mostly cloudy. Showers, possibly falling as snow to 1500m in the morning, clearing in the evening.

Wind at 1000m: Light.

Wind at 2000m: NE 30 km/h turning NW 30 km/h in the afternoon.

Freezing level: 1500m at first, rising above 3000m by evening.

Wednesday

Wednesday: Fine.

Northeasterlies developing.

A ridge of high pressure dominates most of the country, but a front stalls over the lower North Island on Tuesday then weakens overnight. The ridge continues to build over most of New Zealand on Wednesday and Thursday. A front arrives over the lower South Island late Wednesday night, remaining stationary and weakening there Thursday then drifting northwards on Friday.

Wednesday: Fine.

Northeasterlies developing.

FUNERAL FURNISHERS

Mountain weather hazards: None issued.

Fine.

Wind at 1000m: Light, but NW 40 km/h for a time in the afternoon.

Wind at 2000m: NW 45 km/h developing.

MAX

Readings to 4pm Monday

Ashburton Airport Temp °C Maximum 12.4 Minimum 7.6 Grass min 8.4 24hr Rain mm 17.0 18.4 Month to date SW 41 Wind km/h Strongest gust 12:46am Sun hrs on Sun 0.7 10.7 Month to date

9.4 6.0 – – – – – – –

Christchurch Timaru Airport Airport 12.1 12.4 9.1 8.2 8.8 – 9.6 8.6 10.8 11.8 SW 57 S 28 12:10am 12:01am 1.8 – 11.9 –

Tides, Sun and Moon Tuesday

Wednesday

Thursday

Ashburton H 6:51am 7:15pm 7:51am 8:18pm 8:52am 9:22pm Mouth L 12:32am 1:07pm 1:31am 2:06pm 2:30am 3:06pm Rakaia Mouth Rangitata Mouth

H 6:52am L 12:33am H 6:35am L 12:16am

7:18pm 1:08pm 6:59pm 12:51pm

7:50am 1:29am 7:35am 1:15am

8:17pm 2:05pm 8:02pm 1:50pm

8:46am 2:25am 8:36am 2:14am

9:15pm 3:02pm 9:06pm 2:50pm

5:42am 9:07pm 5:42am 9:08pm 5:42am 9:09pm

Freezing level: Above 3000m.

For the very latest weather information, including Weather Warnings, visit metservice.com

Methven

21 MIN 12

8:05am

first qtr Dec 11

– 9:20am 12:25am 10:36am 1:07am

full Dec 19

last qtr Dec 27

new Jan 3

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