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SHOP smart SHOP loca Game on in Ashburton Virtual success from day one for five mates Maddison Gourlay Five friends are on a mission to change the perception of entertainment in Ashburton with their one-of-a-kind virtual reality arcade. The quintet, with a vision to bring something new to Ashburton, saw an opportunity to bring their passion for virtual reality gaming to the community. And in August it happened, with Virtual & Retro Arcade opening on Tancred Street. “You often hear, ‘there is nothing to do in Ashburton’. We decided to change that by creating Virtual & Retro,’’ director Andy McKee said. “Think of virtual and retro like the early internet cafes, a lot of people went there to get used to the technology in a controlled environment. We are just the same, just with virtual reality.” Virtual reality (VR) gaming is interactive computer-generated experiences in big roomscaled settings. It creates environments that could be similar to the real world or something completely foreign. Players could face their fear of heights by jumping off a building with no consequences, or stare into the bloodthirsty eyes of crazed zombies without panic. Customers hire virtual reality VR headsets or try their luck in car simulators or a flying simulator, and there are screens for non-participants to watch the action. And lots of people have
Virtual and Retro director Andy McKee: “You often hear, ‘there is nothing to do in Ashburton’. We decided to change that.’’ PHOTO MADDISON GOURLAY 060122-MG-008
watched, with big customer support for the six-month business coming from all quarters, even Auckland “We had a father and son from Auckland travelling the South Island, and as they were travelling through Ashburton, they typed (googled) things to do in Ashburton, found this place, and had a great time,” fellow director Mark Diack said. And getting the dad and his
boy playing together was the ultimate result, according to McKee. “It was perfect because we don’t want the parents to think it’s just for kids, we have a large variety of games and things for all ages to have a go with virtual reality,” McKee said. “We want to see everyone have a go.” The virtual and retro team, having taken a punt to open a
new business in trying times, were determined to be a permanent Ashburton entertainment fixture. Planning wise, they hoped their growth would continue so much that they could be forced to move to newer and bigger premises before their existing lease expired in 18 months. Not surprisingly, they were also 100 per cent behind the Ashburton Guardian’s shop local
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It just took a gentle push of encouragement from her husband for Emma Haskett to take the leap of owning a business. She is glad she listened as she is now looking back on five years as a successful business owner. Haskett owns Bellissimo Day Spa on Moore Street, which helps people feel good about themselves by offering a variety of treatments from “brow to toe”. “Everyone leaves (Bellissimo) feeling lovely and nice,” Haskett said. “We have everything to do with treating yourself and a solution to anything.” Seeing her business grow since she took over in 2017 has been a heartwarming thing to look back on, but Haskett will always remember the hard work she had to put in at the start. Haskett and her family moved to Ashburton when she was seven years old. In her teenage years she started her first job in fast food restaurant KFC. She said it taught her how to talk to customers and was also where she met her husband. She credits the time she spent working at KFC as a key reason she gained the confidence to start training to be a beauty therapist. Eventually she landed a job and down the line started a family and switched from practising to teaching beauty therapy. Haskett then decided, after her youngest child was born, that she wanted to go back to work. However, her husband
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A few of the friendly faces locals will find behind the doors of Bellissimo Spa, from left, Emily Kneale, Emma Haskett (owner) and Mel McKenna. PHOTO MADDISON GOURLAY 0601220-MG-001 the first order of business. “You always want to be near the front of the phone book, plus it means beautiful in Italian,” she said. “We took on all the original staff. “They have been supportive since day dot.” Haskett is right behind the
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Locals jumping on booster train
Left – Phillip and Marilyn Coster still smiling even though they couldn’t get vaccinated early yesterday morning.
Lili Haydon An Ashburton couple had a greatgranddaughter on their minds when they lined up for their Covid booster jab. Phillip and Marilyn Coster are desperately hoping they’ll soon be able to see their precious new family member and other whanau in Australia when travel restrictions ease, having aimed to receive their third Covid-19 vaccination at the Life Pharmacy on East Street yesterday. “We have a great granddaughter we haven’t even met yet, she was born last March,” Marilyn Coster said after queuing for her booster jab. Both, with children living in Brisbane, were quick to get in line for their booster shots, being in a queue yesterday morning even before the pharmacy opened “Covid, it’s a bad thing and it’s not going anywhere soon,” he said. The Costers and about a dozen
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others turned up at 8.30am yesterday but were told to come back after 10am. That was when the vaccinations were to be dropped off, allowing the Life Pharmacy team to resume offering the walk-in vaccination clinic.
Life Pharmacy co-owner Rachel Eaton was not surprised by the early-morning queues, having completed over 200 vaccinations by the end of the day last Wednesday when hundreds of Mid Cantabrians first became eli-
gible for their booster shots earlier than originally expected. That earlier timeframe was because of the national booster change policy. From January 5, those aged 18 and over were eligible for booster shots if there
was a four-month gap to when they received their second dose instead of a six month wait. Director-general of health Dr Ashley Bloomfield has said the booster vacations will be vital in fighting against New Zealand’s response to omicron. That booster shot change has seen interest right across Mid Canterbury from locals keen to get in quick and not just through making a booking. Rakaia Medical Centre doctor Sue Fowlie said people who were opting to have a walk-in vaccination could do so, but must be patient. “We are encouraging people to get the vaccine. Covid-19 will be in the community, it’s the inevitable,” Fowlie said. Fowler also said this was a perfect time for people still uncertain about getting the vaccine. “Don’t hesitate to get in touch if you have concerns about the vaccine.”
Methven Summer School runs at a loss Malcolm Hopwood A lack of vaccination passes affected attendance at Methven’s Summer School this year. Several tutors from outside the Ashburton district cancelled classes because they didn’t have vaccination passes while others had to fill in at work instead because colleagues weren’t vaccinated. Several students also cancelled because of vaccination issues. The Methven Summer School, which ran from January 5-9, only found out about cancellations in December but decided to go ahead with the courses and stu-
dents available. About 120 students attended as opposed to more than 200 in previous years. Methven Summer School president, Sandy Redmond, said this year’s school ran at a loss and the committee will evaluate the financial situation in a few days’ time. “We’ve built up a contingency fund over the years and this will meet the deficit,” she said. “While we can’t determine the future, we intend to find a way through so we can organise a more expansive school next year.” Redmond said the summer school has put Methven on the map for more than 35 years and she doesn’t want it to end. “At our next meeting we’ll start looking at courses for 2023 and engage tutors who are appropriately vaccinated,” Redmond said.
Right – Painting Inspired tutor, Bronwyn Shimmin (left) encourages Dawn McKimmie from Westerfield to complete her painting of Mystery Lake at Ashburton Gorge. PHOTO MALCOLM HOPWOOD
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A passion for gemstones
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Malcolm Hopwood Ashburton’s Malcolm Luxton is going to be busy sorting through his gemstones. Luxton, the president of the Canterbury Mineral and Lapidary Club, has 4000 gemstones in his collection, but now he’s starting his preparation to decide which ones he will display in the National Gem Show in Christchurch later this year. “It’s the one opportunity for the top rock-hounds to either display their gems, crystals, fossils and minerals or compete nationally for trophies and certificates,” he said. The show is being organised by Luxton’s club and it’s a big deal, having not been held for the past two years. But Luxton is confident it’ll go ahead in 2022 and he’s expecting between 60 to 80 fossil and mineral collectors to attend the event at the Woolston Club from October 14-16. It should be an exciting time for Luxton, 74, who has a mini gemstone museum in Tinwald. He’s also a national authority on agates, which are especially found in Mid Canterbury, and six years ago he wrote the Agate Bible. He’s sold nearly 1000 copies and hopes the few remaining books will sell like hot stones early this year. He’s starting to research a sec-
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Rock on: Malcolm Luxton displays small pieces of agate from his collection that could be worked into jewellery. ond book about how minerals have formed simultaneously in agate formations. Luxton’s specialty is agates, formed out of volcanic rock when volcanos erupted about 90 million years ago. “There are pockets of andesite volcanoes (a grey to black volcanic rock that is mostly silica) in the Mid Canterbury foothills and,
over centuries, agate stones tumbled down the rivers to the sea,” he said. “Our local region has some of the most unique agate in the world. The colours and minerals form unusual characteristics which make them distinctive.” Though Luxton has been collecting for more than 50 years, his focus now was on cutting and
polishing agate – the art of lapidary – for other enthusiasts. But he hasn’t entirely stopped collecting or exhibiting and is considering pieces of agate he’s picked up from a Mayfield farm for the Gem Show. “I would spend more than 20 hours a week on commissions. They send me rough stone to cut and polish,” he said.
Police are seeking help from the public following a burglary at Farmlands in Ashburton. The burglary happened on just before 1am on January 5 at Farmlands West Street premises. Police said that four offenders were involved, two of whom entered the building and took multiple items. One of the offenders, who was caught on security camera, was wearing a distinctive hoodie with an emblem on the front and back. Anyone with information on the incident is asked to contact Police on 105 and quote file number 220105/0173. People can also contact Crime Stoppers anonymously on 0800 555 111.
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Going swimmingly: surviving the floods A free-stall barn has helped a Mid Canterbury family re-angle its dairy business and sustain production through some of the worst flooding their region had been exposed to in more than 100 years. When the Stewart family first invested in their imposing 140 metre by 75m barn back in 2013, the subsequently falling milk price turned it into a bold move that raised some eyebrows. However, with some resilient thinking, this family – anchored by David and Maree Stewart – weathered the challenge. The barn has now become a central part of the family’s ability to harness premium winter milk contracts, as they move towards 70 per cent autumn-calving pattern on their 550-cow herd. It also helped them traverse the region’s flood disaster in late May, which has forever buried 14.5 hectares of their farm under riverbed rubble. This is the first season that David and Maree’s sons TJ and Mark, together with Mark’s wife Stacey, have taken over leasing the operation. Barwell Farm at Greenstreet is sandwiched between the north and south banks of the Ashburton River, making it one of the worst-af- Continued P7 fected areas.
Brothers Mark (left) and TJ Stewart flank Mark’s wife, Stacey, in the barn that has allowed them to remain on track with their production this season despite the crippling floods which forever buried 14.5 hectares of their Mid Canterbury farm under riverbed rubble last May.
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Community flood support ‘critical’ The flood’s calling card also included deep layers of silt, trees and stones on another 20ha of the pastures around the dairy, which will take time to bring back into full production. In all, 50ha was impacted and 15km of fencing was wiped out. The late, cold spring compounded feed shortages for many, and ravaged other winter-milk production across the region. Yet, Barwell Farm’s production is up 3.3 per cent in the year to date, with the operation managing to stay within its pre-flood feed budget. Because they could use the barn, damaged pasture has had time to recover, meaning the pasture that needs more work hasn’t hurt production by being out of a grazing rotation. The autumn calvers that went through the flood are still on target to produce more than 650kg milk solids per cow in 280 days. Their winter contract was 600kg/MS per day. Stacey Stewart said production sat at 700kg/MS per day all winter. “I think this is the best the cows have looked this winter compared to previous years.” Barwell Farm didn’t lose any stock, but they were scrambling, and the milking herd spent 20 hours standing in the dairy yard without feed, water or milking after their owners were evacuated. David and Maree’s home was flood damaged leading to their evacuation, with photos of the family’s 10-year-old fox terrier, Max, making national news as he was loaded to leave. Before they were evacuated, the Stewarts rescued their dry cows – who were up to their hocks in water by the time the family reached them. They then walked the animals to Glenalla and Snowfed Farms, owned by the Gilbert family, which gave the Stewarts free grazing for 180 head. Ealing dairy farmer Duncan Barr, who has experience of working with government agencies as a result of the mycoplasma bovis
outbreak, visited and helped the family devise a plan. Federated Farmers’ flood recovery co-ordinator Angela Cushnie was also active in the conversations. The Stewarts, who will have to climb over some $150,000 to $200,000 in flood-damage costs, said community support was critical in the aftermath, and the continuing solidarity remains a high point in the horrifying experience. Assisting the family to sustain their business and production is MilkMaP’s senior farm business consultant Cameron Burton. Having helped balance cow nutrition with profitability for the last three years, Burton has now helped them work through postflood feed budgets, strategies to sustain production, submitting insurance claims, and righting the cows’ ship in general. His work has allowed the Stewarts to sustain cashflow.
TJ Stewart said they have been pushed and tested as they work to bring the pastures back into line, but the way the cows had coped had been incredible. With Synlait paying up to $13kg/MS (for winter milk) the Lead with Pride producers are relieved that they have kept their production on-track. The barn had been pulling its weight for several years, but really came into its own this season, he said. “The carryover and autumn-calving cows are usually in the barn from late April to early May for one feed a day and overnight. They are then in the barn 24/7 from late May to mid to late September. “By late October, we would usually shut it down until the next autumn calving – unless the season was dry in late summer. “What the barn does is give us options to sustain production and maintain cow comfort.
Above – An example of the devastation which is too final to ever be pulled back into production. Below – The autumn calvers that went through the flood.
“It’s been a great add-on to the farm, and we wouldn’t farm without it now.” Burton said refining the business has positioned the family to make the most of its natural advantages. “I think the big game-changers come down a few things: probably largely around how they have set up their business by including the winter milk and reducing feed costs and including a better diet formulation to increase per cow production”. It has added to the overall economics of the farm. The family has been able to easily complete their flood-insurance claims with Burton’s support. “I was able to model the impact of the loss of land and infrastructure, which quantified the additional feed we could expect to buy or claim,” Burton said. Stacey Stewart said the final wash-up has proven to them how much resilience they have, and they remain optimistic about the industry. “This year when we took over the farm was supposed to be ‘our year’. Then the floods came, and we instead started to think, ‘Maybe next year will be our year’. “But, no. Actually, we are now back to thinking this year can still be our year.”
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Ben Yurd, Caitlin McSorley, Laura McSorley and Dominic Yurd had a licence to scare at the Fright Night at The Plains. Above – Christina Humm was one of the hundreds to attend the first day of Bookarama and by closing the event had raised $57,000 for the Rotary Club of Ashburton’s Charitable Trust. Below – Hekeo Hinds Water Enhancement Trust chair Peter Lowe at the community planting day at site 3 HInds kowaro wetland habitat area that is part of the wider Hekeo Hinds Managed Aquifer Recharge programme, which was badly damaged in the May floods.
Work on the $15m Ashburton CBD revitilisation project was nearing completion as contractors moved to the final frontier of Havelock Street, next to the Ashburton District Council’s other major construction project – the $42m library and civic centre.
Gearing up for the Super Saturday vaccination event were (from left) Tracey Blower, Soni Heal and Malcom Wooton, and 1893 vaccination jabs were administered in the Ashburton District.
Ashburton resident Anne Craig expresses her views at an Ashburton District Council meeting where the second bridge plans were discussed.
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7:15 Crisis 16VC 2020 Thriller. Gary Oldman, Armie Hammer. 9:10 Red Joan MS 2018 Drama. Judi Dench. 10:51 Locusts 16VLSC 2019 Thriller. Ben Geurens, Jessica McNamee. 12:16 Greed 16L 2020 Comedy. 2pm Come Play MC 2020 Horror. 3:35 Dirt Music MLS 2019 Drama. 5:20 Unhinged 16VLC 2020 Thriller. 6:50 Freaky 16VL 2020 Comedy. Vince Vaughn, Kathryn Newton. 8:30 French Exit MLS 2021 Comedy. An ageing Manhattan socialite living on her small inheritance moves to a small apartment in Paris with her son and cat. Michelle Pfeiffer, Lucas Hedges. 10:25 The Unholy MVLC 2021 Horror. A deaf girl is visited by the Virgin Mary and can suddenly hear, speak and heal the sick. As people flock to her, horrific events unfold. Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Cricket Brown.
6:05 Pride And Prejudice 2005 Drama. Keira Knightley, Matthew Macfadyen, Donald Sutherland. 8:10 Arrival ML 2016 Drama. 10:05 Marley And Me PGC 2008 Comedy. Noon Assault On Precinct 13 16VL 2005 Action. 1:45 Green Lantern MV 2011 Action. 3:35 Burn After Reading 16VLS 2008 Crime Comedy. 5:08 Edge Of Darkness 16VL 2010 Thriller. 7pm Gravity MLC 2013 Drama. Sandra Bullock, George Clooney. 8:30 Secretary 18S 2002 Drama. A woman, recently released from a mental hospital, gets a job with a demanding lawyer and finds his demands only too pleasing. James Spader, Maggie Gyllenhaal. 10:20 Magic Mike 16LS 2012 Comedy Drama. A male stripper teaches a younger performer how to party, pick up women, and make easy money. Channing Tatum, Alex Pettyfer, Olivia Munn.
Wednesday
12:05 Inherit The Viper 16LC 2019 Drama. 1:30 Savage 16VLSC 2019 Crime Drama. 3:10 The Furies 18VL 2019 Horror. 4:35 Christmas Movie Magic PG 2021 Comedy.
Wednesday
12:10 Clash Of The Titans MV 2010 Action. 1:55 Interstellar ML 2014 Scifi. 4:40 The Patriot 16VC 2000 War Drama.
Wednesday
12:30 Jamie And Jimmy’s Food Fight Club 1:30 Your Room Or Mine? 2am James Martin’s Islands To Highlands 3am How Do Animals Do That? 3:30 How Do Animals Do That? 4am Quick Little Builds 5am Mysteries At The Museum PG
SKY SPORt 1 6:30 Japan Rugby League (RPL) Kobelco Kobe Steelers v Shining Arcs. 8:30 Dubai Sevens (HLS) World Series – Day One. 10am Dubai Sevens (HLS) World Series – Day Two. 11:30 Gallagher Premiership (RPL) Wasps v Tigers. 1:30 Cricket – The Ashes (HLS) Australia v England – Fourth Test. 4pm French Top 14 (RPL) Racing 92 v Clermont Auvergne. 6pm Basketball – NBL (HLS) Brisbane Bullets v NZ Breakers. 6:30 Football – Women’s A-League (RPL) Melbourne City v Wellington Phoenix. 8:30 Football – A-League (RPL) Wellington Phoenix v Newcastle Jets. 10:30 French Top 14 Highlights 11pm NPC Cup (RPL) Premiership Final – Waikato v Tasman.
Wednesday
1:30 NPC Cup (RPL) Championship Final – Taranaki v Otago. 3:45 Best Of First XV Rugby (RPL) Otago Boys’ v King’s High School. 5:20 Best Of First XV Rugby (RPL) Palmerston North Boys’ v Napier Boys’.
0 Closed captions; 3 Repeat; 2 Maori Language; HLS Highlights; RPL Replay; DLY Delayed. CLASSIFICATIONS: 16/18 Approved for persons 16/18 years or over; C Content may offend; L Language may offend; M Suitable for mature audiences 16 years and over; PG Parental guidance recommended for young viewers; S Sexual content may offend; V Contains violence. Local Radio: NewsTalk ZB 873AM/98.1FM FM Classic Hits FM 92.5; Port FM Local 94.9, 98.9 and 106.1
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6:30 Pipi Ma 3 6:35 Waiata Mai 3 6:45 Takaro Tribe 3 An educational show for tamariki. 7am Taki Atu Taki Mai 3 Contemporary beats, melodic rhymes and captivating colours for preschoolers. 7:10 Te Nutube 3 7:20 Kia Mau 3 7:30 Potae Pai 3 7:40 Smooth 3 7:50 He Rourou 3 8am Ariki 3 9am Oranga Ngakau 3 9:30 Cam’s Kai 3 10am Indigenous 100 PG 3 10:30 Toi Te Ora 3 11am Waiata Nation 3 11:30 Whaikorero 3 Noon The Hui 12:30 Matangireia PG 3 1pm The Walkers PG 1:30 Toku Reo 3 2 2:30 Ako 3 2 3:30 Pipi Ma 3 3:35 Waiata Mai 3 3:45 Takaro Tribe 3 4pm Taki Atu Taki Mai 3 4:10 Te Nutube 3 4:20 Kia Mau 3 4:30 Potae Pai 3 4:40 Smooth 3 4:50 He Rourou 3 5pm Swagger 3 5:30 Te Mana Kuratahi 3 6pm Tamararo 6:30 Te Pou Herenga O Kia Aroha 7pm Toi Te Ora 3 7:30 On Country Kitchen 3 8pm Piri’s Tiki Tour PGC 3 8:30 Animal Instincts 3 9:30 Wild Kai Legends PG 10pm Toa Hunter Gatherer 10:30 National Sprint Championships 3 11pm Ngati Kohanga Reo Ki Tae 11:30 Closedown
UKtV 6:20 EastEnders PG 6:45 The Graham Norton Show PG 7:35 The Bill MVC 8:25 A Touch Of Frost MVC 10:10 Father Brown PG 10:55 Death In Paradise PG 11:55 Midsomer Murders M 1:30 The Bill MVC 2:25 New Tricks MVLC 3:25 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown M 4:20 The Graham Norton Show PG 5:15 Who Do You Think You Are? PG Michelle Keegan. 6:20 Qi M 6:55 EastEnders PG 7:25 Qi MLSC 8pm Would I Lie To You? PG 8:35 Heartbeat MVC Tommy Unsworth and his motorcycling friends seize the opportunity to make a lot of trouble in the village. 9:35 Call The Midwife MC 10:40 Doc Martin PG 11:35 Midsomer Murders M
Wednesday
1:05 Qi M 1:35 Qi MLSC 2:05 Would I Lie To You? PG 2:35 Who Do You Think You Are? PG 3:35 Heartbeat MVC 4:25 Call The Midwife MC 5:20 Doc Martin PG 11Jan22
DISCOVERY 6:05 How Do They Do It? PG 6:30 Pool Kings PG 6:55 You Have Been Warned PG Brain v Brawn. 7:45 Barnwood Builders PG West Virginia Smokehouse. 8:35 Top Gear PG 9:25 Fast N’ Loud PG Holy Grail Firebirds. 10:20 Savage Builds PG Nitro Explodeaganza. 11:15 Undercover Billionaire – Comeback City PG Big Pivot Big Profit. 12:10 How Do They Do It? PG 12:35 Pool Kings PG Bling by the Bay. 1:05 How The Universe Works PG 2pm Naked And Afraid XL M 2:55 Outback Opal Hunters PG 3:50 Deadliest Catch MLC 4:45 Gold Rush – White Water MLC 5:40 Fast N’ Loud MLC 6:35 Aussie Gold Hunters PG 7:30 Outback Opal Hunters PG 8:30 Expedition Unknown PG 9:30 The Alaska Triangle PG 10:30 Expedition X PG 11:25 Naked And Afraid XL MLC
Wednesday
12:15 Barnwood Builders PG 1:05 How The Universe Works PG 1:55 Deadliest Catch PG 2:45 Naked And Afraid XL M 3:35 Moonshiners MLC 4:25 Gold Rush – White Water PG 5:15 Outback Opal Hunters PG
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Celebrity MasterChef Australia, at 7pm
Celebrity IOU – Joyride, at 9:40pm
Strike Back, at 9:45pm
Jade Fever, at 7:30pm
6am John And Lisa’s Weekend Kitchen 3 0 7am The Living Room 3 0 8am The Repair Shop PG 3 0 9am The Ellen DeGeneres Show PG 0 10am Winning Combination 0 11am The Chase 3 0 Noon Country Calendar 3 0 12:30 Emmerdale PG 0 1pm Coronation Street PG 3 0 2pm The Hotel Inspector PG 3 0 3pm Tipping Point 0 4pm Te Karere 2 4:30 Neighbours PG 0 5pm The Chase 3 0 6pm 1 News At 6pm 0 7pm The Celebrity Chase Bradley Walsh presents a celebrity edition of the game show. 0 8pm Border Security M An insight into the work of the officers who protect Australia’s borders. 0 8:20 Lotto 8:25 Border Security PG Continued. 0 8:30 Location, Location, Location Kirstie and Phil revisit people who they helped to find their dream homes, in Swindon and Bolton. 0 9:35 Coronation Street PG 0 10:35 The Pact 16LC 0 11:05 My Life Is Murder ML 3 0 11:55 Mallorca Files M 3 0
6am Les Mills Born To Move 0 6:25 Hey Duggee 0 6:40 Paw Patrol 3 0 7:05 Eliot Kid 0 7:30 Teen Titans Go! 0 7:55 Unikitty! 3 0 8:20 Kangaroo Beach 8:30 JoJo And Gran Gran 8:40 Dorothy And The Wizard Of Oz 3 0 9am Infomercials 9:30 Les Mills Core 0 9:55 Mike And Molly PG 3 0 10:50 The Middle 3 0 11:10 Friends 3 0 12:05 The Cube 3 0 1:05 The Drew Barrymore Show PG 2pm The Mindy Project PG 0 2:55 B Positive PGC 3 0 3:15 Bob Hearts Abishola 3 0 3:40 Horrible Histories PG 0 4:10 Prank You Very Much 0 4:35 Friends 0 5:05 The Simpsons 3 0 5:35 Superstore PG 0 6pm The Big Bang Theory PG 3 0 6:30 Friends 3 0 7pm Celebrity MasterChef Australia PG The judges throw out the rules and want to see a dish that is the culmination of everything the celebrities have learnt. 0 8pm Australian Survivor – Brains v Brawn PG 0 9:10 Mom PG 0 10pm Taskmaster NZ 16 3 0 10:55 F Back To Life 16L 0 11:30 Mom PG 3 0
7am Dodo Heroes PG 0 8am Ninja Warrior UK 3 0 9am Infomercials 10:30 Bondi Vet 3 0 11am Bondi Vet 3 0 11:30 Lakefront Bargain Hunt 0 Noon House Hunters International 12:30 House Hunters International 1pm How Do Animals Do That? 0 1:30 M Woman Of The House PG 2017 Romance. A woman who is nostalgic about her college days, takes a job as house mother to her former college chapter only to find that it is in shambles. Charlie Carrick, Kristen Prout. 3:30 Millionaire Hot Seat 4:30 Beachfront Bargain Hunt 0 5pm Outback Opal Hunters PGL 0 6pm Newshub Live At 6pm 7pm Bondi Rescue PG 3 0 7:30 The Block Australia PG Some teams are struggling with budgets, but they are giving it their all to finish their huge living and dining rooms. 0 8:40 Celebrity IOU Jonathan and Drew help Gwyneth Paltrow turn her assistant’s dated condo into a stylish home. 0 9:40 Celebrity IOU – Joyride PG Ant and Cristy help customise a Range Rover Velar, as a surprise for Mary J Blige’s assistant. 0 10:40 NCIS – LA M 3 0 11:40 Beachfront Bargain Hunt 3 0 12:10 Infomercials
8am The Casagrandes 3 0 8:25 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3 0 9:15 Samurai Jack PGV 3 0 10:05 The Office PGC 11am Shipping Wars PGL 3 0 11:30 Walking Britain’s Lost Railways 3 0 12:30 MasterChef Junior USA 3 0 1:30 Parks And Recreation PGC 2pm The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 3 3pm Wheel Of Fortune 3 3:30 Jeopardy 4pm American Pickers PG 3 5pm 3rd Rock From The Sun PGL 3 0 5:30 Prime News 6pm Shipping Wars PGL 3 0 7pm Pawn Stars PG 3 7:30 Traffic Cops 3 Series that follows the work of UK traffic units. 0 8:30 Ambulance 16V 3 Ambulance teams prepare for England’s meeting with Croatia at the Football World Cup. 0 9:45 Strike Back 18VLC As Wyatt convalesces, Coltrane, Mac, and Novin embark on a covert mission inside Russia; Katrina questions Pavel’s identity. 0 10:50 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 11:45 World’s Most Unexplained MVC 3 0
6am James Martin’s Islands To Highlands 7am Jamie And Jimmy’s Food Fight Club 8am How Do Animals Do That? 8:30 How Do Animals Do That? 9am BBQ Pitt Masters PG 10am Mysteries At The Museum PG 11am American Pickers PG Noon Quick Little Builds 1pm Monty Don’s American Garden 2pm Ugly House To Lovely House PG 3pm Extinct Or Alive PG 4pm Hairy Bikers Route 66 PG 5pm Your Room Or Mine? 5:30 Mysteries At The Museum PGC 6:30 Forged In Fire PG 7:30 Jade Fever PGC Featuring the Bunce family’s jade mining operation. 8:30 Robson Green’s Grand Slam Robson travels to 10 of the world’s best fishing destinations on a mission to get his name in the record books. 9:30 Jeremy Wade’s Dark Waters PG 10:30 Forged In Fire PG 11:30 Mysteries At The Museum PGC
Thursday
12:45 Te Karere 3 2 1:10 Infomercials 5:35 Te Karere 3 2
BRAVO 6am Infomercials 10am Hoarders PG 3 10:50 Face Off PGC 3 11:40 Botched PGLSC 3 12:30 Shark Tank PG 3 1:20 Celebrity Ghost Stories PGVC 3 2:10 The Real Housewives Of New York City PGLSC 3:05 Hoarders PG 3 4pm Face Off PGC 3 4:55 Celebrity Ghost Stories PGVC 3 5:45 Shark Tank PG 6:35 Botched PGLSC 3 7:30 Tattoo Fixers MLSC 3 8:30 Emma Willis – Delivering Babies In 2020 MC Chris and Takkies recently moved to the UK from South Africa. Takkies is finding pregnancy in lockdown difficult. 9:30 Embarrassing Bodies MSC The docs pitch their tent at the Wakestock Music and Wakeboarding Festival in Wales. There is a case of foreskin lament and vagina monologue. 10:30 Snapped MVC 3 11:25 An Unexpected Killer 16VC 3 12:15 Infomercials
Thursday
12:20 Motherland – Fort Salem 16V 3 0 1:05 Motorway Madness 3 0 1:30 Infomercials 2:25 2 Tunes 2:45 Australian Survivor – Brains v Brawn PG 3 0 3:40 Selling Houses 3 4:05 The Ring Inz M 4:35 Neighbours PG 3 0 5am Infomercials
SKY 5 6am Jeopardy! 6:25 Wheel Of Fortune 6:45 Pawn Stars 7:10 Storage Wars PGL 7:35 Mountain Men PG 8:25 The Force MC 8:50 Ice Road Truckers PG 9:40 The Mentalist MVC 10:30 NCIS – New Orleans MVC 11:30 Pawn Stars Noon Jeopardy! 12:25 Wheel Of Fortune 12:50 A1 – Highway Patrol MVLC 1:40 Outback Truckers M 2:30 The Mentalist MVC 3:20 Mountain Men PG 4:10 Jeopardy! 4:35 Wheel Of Fortune 5pm Storage Wars PGL 5:30 Pawn Stars 6pm Ice Road Truckers PG 7pm The Force MC 7:30 The Mentalist MVC 8:30 Law And Order – Organized Crime MVC 9:30 Lethal Weapon 16VLSC 10:30 NCIS – New Orleans MVC 11:30 Mountain Men PG
Thursday
12:30 Wheel Of Fortune 1am Jeopardy! 1:25 The Force MC 1:50 Lethal Weapon 16VLSC 2:35 Law And Order – Organized Crime MVC 3:30 Ice Road Truckers PG 4:20 NCIS – New Orleans MVC 5:10 The Mentalist MVC
Thursday
12:15 Closedown PG 12:30 Infomercials
MOVIES PREMIERE
MOVIES GREAtS
6am The Broken Hearts Gallery MLS 2020 Comedy. Geraldine Viswanathan, Dacre Montgomery. 7:45 Follow Me 16VLC 2020 Horror. Keegan Allen, Holland Roden. 9:15 The Marksman MVL 2021 Action. 11am Infinite MVLC 2021 Action. 12:45 Waves 16LC 2019 Drama. 3pm The Empty Man 16VC 2020 Horror. 5:15 Godzilla v Kong MV 2021 Action. 7:05 Outback MVLC 2020 Thriller. Lauren Lofberg, Taylor Wiese. 8:30 How To Build A Girl 16LSC 2020 Comedy. A Wolverhampton teenager from a workingclass family travels to London and reinvents herself as an edgy music journalist. Beanie Feldstein, Alfie Allen. 10:15 Promising Young Woman 16VLS 2020 Thriller. Nothing in a woman’s life is what it appears and an unexpected encounter is about to give her the chance to right past wrongs. Carey Mulligan, Bo Burnham.
7:20 The Grey 16L 2011 Action. 9:13 Bad Boys 16VL 1995 Action Comedy. 11:08 Empire Records 16LC 1995 Comedy Drama. 12:35 Now You See Me MVLS 2013 Thriller. 2:30 Jack Ryan – Shadow Recruit MV 2014 Action. 4:15 Patriots Day 16VLC 2016 Drama. 6:25 Her 16LS 2013 Romance Sci-fi. Joaquin Phoenix, Amy Adams, Scarlett Johansson. 8:30 Hansel And Gretel – Witch Hunters 16VL 2013 Action Horror. Hansel and Gretel are bounty hunters who track and kill witches around the world. As the Blood Moon approaches, they find a new form of evil that might hold a secret to their past. Jeremy Renner, Gemma Arterton, Peter Stormare. 10pm 13 Going On 30 PGS 2004 Comedy. A girl makes a wish on her 13th birthday, and wakes up next day as a 30-yearold woman. Jennifer Garner, Mark Ruffalo, Judy Greer. 11:35 Jack Ryan – Shadow Recruit MV 2014 Action.
Thursday
12:05 Music MVLC 2021 Drama. 1:50 Ordinary Love MLSC 2019 Drama. 3:20 Human Capital MLS 2020 Drama. 4:55 Fatman 16V 2020 Comedy.
Thursday
1:20 The Soloist ML 2009 Drama. 3:15 Brokeback Mountain MVLS 2005 Drama. 5:30 Red 2 MVL 2013 Action.
Thursday
12:30 Hairy Bikers Route 66 PG 1:30 Your Room Or Mine? 2am James Martin’s Islands To Highlands 3am Extinct Or Alive PG 4am Robson Green’s Grand Slam 5am Mysteries At The Museum PG
SKY SPORt 1 7:05 Best Of First XV Rugby (RPL) Kelston Boys’ v St Kentigern. 8:45 Best Of First XV Rugby (RPL) Scot’s College v King’s College. 10:30 Road To Beijing Finn Bilous. 11am French Top 14 (RPL) Castres v Paris. 1pm French Top 14 (RPL) Toulouse v Montpellie. 3pm French Top 14 (RPL) Brive v Bordeaux. 5pm Gallagher Premiership (RPL) Wasps v Tigers. From Coventry Building Society Arena, Coventry. 7pm Basketball – NBL (RPL) Brisbane Bullets v NZ Breakers. From the Nissan Arena, Brisbane. 9pm French Top 14 Highlights 9:30 Japan Rugby League (RPL) Kobelco Kobe Steelers v Shining Arcs. From Noevir Stadium, Hyogo. 11:30 Japan Rugby League (RPL) Tokyo Sungoliath v Toshiba Brave Lupus.
Thursday
1:30 Best Of Super Rugby (RPL) Trans-Tasman Final 2021 – Blues v Highlanders. 4am Best Of Super Rugby (RPL) Trans-Tasman 2021 – Reds v Crusaders.
0 Closed captions; 3 Repeat; 2 Maori Language; HLS Highlights; RPL Replay; DLY Delayed. CLASSIFICATIONS: 16/18 Approved for persons 16/18 years or over; C Content may offend; L Language may offend; M Suitable for mature audiences 16 years and over; PG Parental guidance recommended for young viewers; S Sexual content may offend; V Contains violence. Local Radio: NewsTalk ZB 873AM/98.1FM FM Classic Hits FM 92.5; Port FM Local 94.9, 98.9 and 106.1
6:30 Pipi Ma 3 6:35 Takoha 3 6:45 Takaro Tribe 3 An educational show for tamariki. 7am Taki Atu Taki Mai 3 Contemporary beats, melodic rhymes and captivating colours for preschoolers. 7:10 Potae Pai 3 7:20 Kia Mau 3 7:30 Purakau 3 7:40 Darwin And Newts 3 7:50 He Rourou 3 8am Pukana 3 9am Oranga Ngakau 3 9:30 Cam’s Kai 3 10am On Country Kitchen 3 10:30 Toi Te Ora 3 11am Soul Sessions 3 11:30 Whaikorero Noon The Hui 12:30 Animal Instincts 3 1:30 Toku Reo 3 2 2:30 Ako 3 2 3:30 Pipi Ma 3 3:35 Takoha 3 3:45 Takaro Tribe 3 4pm Taki Atu Taki Mai 3 4:10 Potae Pai 3 4:20 Kia Mau 3 4:30 Purakau 3 4:40 Darwin And Newts 3 4:50 He Rourou 3 5pm Pukana 3 5:30 Te Mana Kuratahi 3 6pm Tamararo 6:30 Te Pou Herenga O Kia Aroha 7pm Waiata Nation 3 7:30 5 Minutes Of Fame 3 8:30 M Legends Of The Fall 16VLS 1994 Drama. During the First World War, the three sons of a Montana rancher all love and fight for a beautiful woman. Anthony Hopkins, Brad Pitt. 10:50 Sidewalk Karaoke 3 11:20 Ngati Kohanga Reo Ki Tae 3 11:50 Closedown
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6:05 Staged M 6:30 EastEnders PG 6:50 The Graham Norton Show PG 7:40 The Bill MVC 8:30 A Touch Of Frost MC 10:15 Father Brown PG 11am Death In Paradise PG Noon Midsomer Murders M 1:30 The Bill MVC 2:25 New Tricks MVLC 3:25 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown M 4:20 The Graham Norton Show ML 5:15 Who Do You Think You Are? PG Olivia Colman. 6:20 Qi M 6:55 EastEnders PG 7:25 Qi MLSC 8pm Would I Lie To You? PG Christmas Special. Festive edition with guests Miranda Hart, Stephen Mangan, Barry Cryer and Miles Jupp. 8:35 Father Brown PG 9:30 Holby City MC 10:30 Fawlty Towers PG 11:05 Midsomer Murders M
6:05 How Do They Do It? PG 6:30 Pool Kings PG 6:55 You Have Been Warned PG Killer Builds. 7:45 Barnwood Builders PG The North Carolina Log Home. 8:35 Top Gear PG 9:25 Fast N’ Loud PG Uncensored. 10:20 Expedition Unknown PG The Lost Avenger. 11:15 The Alaska Triangle PG 12:10 How Do They Do It? PG 12:35 Pool Kings PG 1:05 How The Universe Works PG 2pm Naked And Afraid XL M 2:55 Outback Opal Hunters PG 3:50 Deadliest Catch MLC 4:45 Gold Rush – White Water MLC 5:40 Fast N’ Loud MLC 6:35 Homestead Rescue – Raney Ranch PG 7:30 Homestead Rescue – Raney Ranch PG 8:30 Building Off The Grid PG 9:30 Barnwood Builders PG 10:30 Aussie Lobster Men PG 11:25 Naked And Afraid XL MLC
12:40 Qi M 1:10 Qi MLSC 1:40 Would I Lie To You? PG 2:10 Who Do You Think You Are? PG 3:10 Holby City MC 4:10 The Vicar Of Dibley PG 4:40 The Vicar Of Dibley PG 5:10 Father Brown MVC 5:55 Staged 16L
12:15 Barnwood Builders PG 1:05 How The Universe Works PG 1:55 Deadliest Catch PG 2:45 Naked And Afraid XL M 3:35 Moonshiners MLC 4:25 Gold Rush – White Water PG 5:15 Outback Opal Hunters PG
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Miranda, at 9pm
The Bank Job, at 9:25pm
Twist Of Fate, at 1:30pm
Heaven's Gate – The Cult Of Cults, at 9:30pm
Fearless 48 Hours, at 8:30pm
6am John And Lisa’s Weekend Kitchen 3 0 7am The Living Room 3 0 8am The Repair Shop PG 3 0 9am The Ellen DeGeneres Show PG 0 10am Winning Combination 0 11am The Chase 3 0 Noon Country Calendar 3 0 12:30 Emmerdale PG 0 1pm Coronation Street PG 3 0 2pm The Hotel Inspector PG 3 0 3pm Tipping Point 0 4pm Te Karere 2 4:30 Neighbours Harlow is on Glen’s tail; Roxy finds the perfect support act under her nose. 0 5pm The Chase 3 0 6pm 1 News At 6pm 0 7pm The Repair Shop PG 0 8pm Lodgers For Codgers PG To trial a unique solution to the UK housing crisis, cash-strapped young people move in with over-60s. 0 9pm Miranda PG 3 Miranda braves the world of dating, but at six-foot-one, finding a suitor was never going to be easy. 0 9:40 Coronation Street PG 0 10:35 F The Pact 16LC 0 11:05 The Hotel Inspector PG 3 0 11:55 20/20 3 0
6am Les Mills Born To Move 6:25 Hey Duggee 0 6:40 Paw Patrol 3 0 7am Eliot Kid 0 7:30 Teen Titans Go! 0 7:50 Unikitty! 3 8:15 Kangaroo Beach 8:25 JoJo And Gran Gran 8:35 Thomas And Friends 3 9am Chuggington – Tales From The Rails 3 0 9:10 Infomercials 9:40 Les Mills Body Attack 0 10:05 Mike And Molly PG 3 0 11am The Middle 3 0 11:20 Friends 3 0 12:15 The Cube 3 0 1:15 The Drew Barrymore Show PG 2:10 The Mindy Project PGSC 3:05 Bob Hearts Abishola PG 3 0 3:30 Bluey 3 0 3:40 Horrible Histories PG 0 4:10 Prank You Very Much 0 4:35 Friends 3 0 5:05 The Simpsons PG 3 0 5:35 Superstore PGS 0 6pm The Big Bang Theory PG 3 0 6:30 F Celebrity MasterChef Australia PG 0 8pm Farmer Wants A Wife PG 0 9:25 M The Bank Job 16VLC 2008 Drama. A car dealer with a dodgy past and a new family has always avoided major scams but, when he is offered a lead on a foolproof bank hit, it seems the opportunity of a lifetime. Jason Statham, Saffron Burrows. 0 11:30 Gold Coast Cops M 0
7am Dodo Heroes PG 0 8am Ninja Warrior UK 3 0 9am Infomercials 10:30 Bondi Vet 3 0 11am Bondi Vet 3 0 11:30 Lakefront Bargain Hunt 0 Noon House Hunters International 12:30 House Hunters International 1pm How Do Animals Do That? 0 1:30 M Twist Of Fate PG 2016 Drama. When a young woman forms an instant bond with the emergency operator after a car accident, she sets out to reconnect with him. Cassie Steele, Ryan Kennedy. 3:30 Millionaire Hot Seat 4:30 Beachfront Bargain Hunt 0 5pm Outback Opal Hunters PGL 0 6pm Newshub Live At 6pm 7pm Bondi Rescue 3 0 7:30 The Masked Singer USA PG The final five singers perform in the quarter-finals to see who advances to the semi-finals. 0 8:30 The Graham Norton Show M With Keanu Reeves, Olivia Colman, Cynthia Erivo, and Jack Whitehall. 0 9:30 Live At The Apollo 16 3 0 10:30 SVU 16 3 0 11:30 Beachfront Bargain Hunt 3 0 Midnight Infomercials
8am The Casagrandes 3 0 8:25 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3 0 9:15 Samurai Jack PGV 3 0 10:05 The Office PGC 11am Shipping Wars PGL 3 0 11:30 Walking Britain’s Lost Railways 3 0 12:30 MasterChef Junior USA 3 0 1:30 Parks And Recreation PGC 2pm The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 3 3pm Wheel Of Fortune 3 3:30 Jeopardy 4pm American Pickers PG 3 5pm 3rd Rock From The Sun PGC 3 0 5:30 Prime News 6pm Shipping Wars PGL 3 0 7pm Pawn Stars PG 3 7:30 Modern Dinosaurs 3 Discover the evolutionary forces that created the kakapo and find out if they can be saved from extinction. 0 8:30 Sewer Squad PGL 3 0 9:30 Heaven’s Gate – The Cult Of Cults 16VLSC Bonnie Nettles and Marshall Applewhite recruit people interested in Christianity and UFOs; the disappearance of members draws unwanted attention. 0 10:35 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 11:30 World’s Most Unexplained M30 Midnight Infomercials
6am James Martin’s Islands To Highlands 7am Hairy Bikers Route 66 PG 8am Extinct Or Alive PG 9am BBQ Pitt Masters PG 10am Mysteries At The Museum PG 11am Forged In Fire PG Noon Jade Fever PGC 1pm Robson Green’s Grand Slam 2pm Jeremy Wade’s Dark Waters PG 3pm The Great Shark Chase PG 4pm Rachel Khoo’s Chocolat! 5pm Your Room Or Mine? 5:30 Mysteries At The Museum PGC 6:30 Wheeler Dealers PG 7:30 Deadliest Catch PG Crab fishermen risk their lives seeking big money in a modern-day gold rush on the Bering Sea. 8:30 Fearless 48 Hours PG In Wales, TV star Maya Jama takes a nerve-wracking bungee jump. 9:30 Aussie Lobster Men PG Series that follows the lives of six lobster-boat captains through the winter rock-lobster hunting season. 10:30 Wheeler Dealers 11:30 Mysteries At The Museum PGC
Friday
12:45 Te Karere 3 2 1:10 Infomercials 5:35 Te Karere 3 2
BRAVO 6am Infomercials 10am Hoarders PG 3 10:50 Face Off PGC 3 11:40 Botched PGLSC 3 12:30 Shark Tank PG 3 1:25 Celebrity Ghost Stories PGVC 3 2:15 The Real Housewives Of New York City PGLSC 3:10 Hoarders PG 3 4pm Face Off PGC 3 4:55 Celebrity Ghost Stories PGVC 3 5:45 Shark Tank PG 6:40 Botched PGLSC 3 7:35 Celebrity Ghost Stories MC NeNe Leakes joins Kim Russo to investigate paranormal events connected to a wedding she attended in Atlanta. 8:30 Below Deck M Captain Lee lays down the law as the crew gets ready to welcome their second charter group onboard My Seanna. 9:30 Botched PGLSC A female firefighter with 15 failed breast surgeries turns to Dr Dubrow for help. 10:30 Snapped MVC 3 11:25 An Unexpected Killer 16VC 3 12:15 Infomercials
Friday
12:25 Heels 16LSC 0 1:25 Infomercials 2:20 2 Tunes 3am Bob Hearts Abishola PG 3 0 4:05 The Ring Inz M 4:35 Neighbours 3 0 5am Infomercials
SKY 5 6am Jeopardy! 6:25 Wheel Of Fortune 6:45 Pawn Stars 7:10 Storage Wars PGL 7:35 Mountain Men PG 8:25 The Force MC 8:50 Ice Road Truckers PG 9:40 The Mentalist MVC 10:30 NCIS – New Orleans MVL 11:30 Pawn Stars Noon Jeopardy! 12:25 Wheel Of Fortune 12:50 Law And Order – Organized Crime MVC 1:40 Lethal Weapon 16VLSC 2:30 The Mentalist MVC 3:20 Mountain Men PG 4:10 Jeopardy! 4:35 Wheel Of Fortune 5pm Storage Wars PGL 5:30 Pawn Stars 6pm Ice Road Truckers PG 7pm The Force MC 7:30 The Mentalist MVC 8:30 Border Security – Australia’s Frontline M 9:30 Seal Team MVC 10:30 NCIS – New Orleans MVL 11:30 Mountain Men PG
Friday
12:30 Wheel Of Fortune 1am Jeopardy! 1:25 The Force MC 1:50 Seal Team MVC 2:40 Border Security – Australia’s Frontline M 3:30 Ice Road Truckers PG 4:20 NCIS – New Orleans MVL 5:10 The Mentalist MVC
MOVIES PREMIERE
MOVIES GREAtS
6:32 Outback MVLC 2020 Thriller. 7:58 Shadow In The Cloud 16V 2021 Action. 9:19 Hard Kill 16V 2020 Action. 10:55 Superintelligence PGLS 2020 Comedy. 12:40 Monster Hunter MVC 2020 Action. 2:20 The Burnt Orange Heresy 16VLSC 2019 Action. 3:55 The Silencing MVLSC 2020 Action. 5:30 Land M 2021 Drama. 7pm Survive The Night 16VLSC 2019 Thriller. Bruce Willis, Chad Michael Murray. 8:30 Chaos Walking MV 2021 Sci-fi. Two unlikely companions embark on a perilous adventure on an unexplored planet where all thoughts are heard by everyone. Tom Holland, Daisy Ridley. 10:20 Six Minutes To Midnight MV 2021 Drama. Mere days before the start of the Second World War, a British teacher tries to protect his class of German schoolgirls and uncover what happened to his predecessor. Eddie Izzard, Judi Dench.
7:25 Hansel And Gretel – Witch Hunters 16VL 2013 Action Horror. Jeremy Renner, Gemma Arterton, Peter Stormare. 8:50 Bad Boys 2 16VLS 2003 Action. Martin Lawrence, Will Smith. 11:15 We Own The Night 16VL 2007 Crime. Mark Wahlberg, Joaquin Phoenix. 1:10 Twilight MV 2008 Fantasy. Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson. 3:10 The Grudge 16C 2004 Horror. 4:40 Point Break MVL 1991 Action Adventure. 6:40 City Of Angels MS 1998 Romantic Drama. Meg Ryan, Nicholas Cage, Dennis Franz. 8:30 Inside Man MVL 2006 Crime. The perfect bank robbery becomes a game of cat-andmouse between a criminal mastermind, a detective, and a power broker with a hidden agenda. Denzel Washington, Clive Owen, Jodie Foster. 10:35 8 Mile MVLS 2002 Drama. Eminem, Kim Basinger, Brittany Murphy, Mekhi Phifer.
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Midnight Fatale 16VLS 2020 Thriller. 1:40 Recon 16V 2019 Thriller. 3:15 City Of Lies 16VLSC 2018 Drama. 5:05 Force Of Nature 16VLC 2020 Action.
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12:25 Zack Snyder’s Justice League 16VL 2021 Action. 4:20 Message In A Bottle PGS 1999 Romantic Drama.
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12:30 Rachel Khoo’s Chocolat! 1:30 Your Room Or Mine? 2am James Martin’s Islands To Highlands 3am The Great Shark Chase PG 4am Deadliest Catch PG 5am Mysteries At The Museum PG
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6:20 EastEnders PG 6:45 The Graham Norton Show ML 7:35 The Bill MVC 8:20 A Touch Of Frost MVLC 10:05 Father Brown PG 10:50 Death In Paradise PG 11:50 Midsomer Murders M 1:25 The Bill MVC 2:20 New Tricks MVLC 3:20 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown MLS 4:15 The Graham Norton Show MLS 5:15 Who Do You Think You Are? PG Lee Mack. 6:20 Qi M 6:55 EastEnders PG 7:25 Qi M 8pm Would I Lie To You? PG 8:35 All Round To Mrs Brown’s ML The family are joined by Teri Hatcher, Rob Beckett, Chris Kamara and Anna Friel, with music from Calum Scott and Naughty Boy. 9:30 The Graham Norton Show ML 10:30 Call The Midwife MC 11:35 Midsomer Murders M
6:05 How Do They Do It? PG 6:30 Pool Kings PG Game Time. 6:55 You Have Been Warned PG Facepalm. 7:45 Barnwood Builders PG Moving a Pre-Civil War Log Cabin. 8:35 Top Gear PG 9:25 Fast N’ Loud PG Holy Grail Firebirds. 10:20 Homestead Rescue – Raney Ranch PG Stairway to Heaven. 11:15 Building Off The Grid PG Container Dreamhouse. 12:10 How Do They Do It? PG 12:35 Pool Kings PG Game Time. 1:05 How The Universe Works PG 2pm Naked And Afraid XL M 2:55 Outback Opal Hunters PG 3:50 Deadliest Catch MLC 5:40 Fast N’ Loud MLC 6:35 Gold Rush MLC 7:30 Gold Rush MLC 8:30 Reclaimed PG 9:30 Undercover Billionaire – Comeback City PG 10:30 Homestead Rescue – Raney Ranch PG 11:25 Naked And Afraid XL MLC
1:30 NZ Rugby Awards 3am Best Of Super Rugby (RPL) Trans-Tasman 2021 – Chiefs v Brumbies. 5am Best Of Farah Palmer Cup (RPL) Premiership Final – Canterbury v Waikato.
1:05 Qi M 1:35 Qi M 2:05 Would I Lie To You? PG 2:35 Who Do You Think You Are? PG 3:35 The Graham Norton Show ML 4:25 Call The Midwife PG 5:20 Call The Midwife PG
12:15 Barnwood Builders PG 1:05 How The Universe Works PG 1:55 Deadliest Catch PG 3:35 Moonshiners MLC 4:25 Gold Rush – White Water MLC 5:15 Outback Opal Hunters PG
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6am Best Of Super Rugby (RPL) Aotearoa Final – Crusaders v Chiefs. From Orangetheory Stadium in Christchurch. 8:30 Best Of Super Rugby (RPL) Trans-Tasman Final 2021 – Highlanders v Blues. 11am French Top 14 Highlights (HLS) 11:30 Football – Women’s A-League (RPL) Melbourne City v Wellington Phoenix. 1:30 Football – A-League (RPL) Wellington Phoenix v Newcastle Jets. 3:30 Top 14 Rugby (RPL) Castres v Stade Francais Paris. 5:30 L Cricket – Big Bash League Sydney Thunder v Hobart Hurricanes. From the Sydney Showground Stadium, Sydney. 9:45 L Cricket – Big Bash League Melbourne Renegades v Melbourne Stars. From Marvel Stadium, Melbourne.
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Selling Houses Australia, at 8:55pm
Die Hard 4.0, at 8:50pm
Secret Summer, at 1:30pm
Truck Night In America, at 8:30pm
Amazing Hotels – Life Beyond The Lobby, at 8:30pm
6am John And Lisa’s Weekend Kitchen 3 0 7am The Living Room 3 0 8am The Repair Shop PG 3 0 9am The Ellen DeGeneres Show PG 0 10am Winning Combination 0 11am The Chase 3 0 Noon Country Calendar 3 0 12:30 Emmerdale PG 0 1pm Coronation Street PG 3 0 2pm The Hotel Inspector PG 3 0 3pm Tipping Point 0 4pm Te Karere 2 4:30 Country House Hunters PG 0 5pm The Chase 3 0 6pm 1 News At 6pm 0 7pm The Repair Shop PG 0 8pm N Saved And Remade Loved, but unused treasures are transformed into contemporary and useful items by a team of expert crafters. 0 8:55 N Selling Houses Australia Property experts show people how to maximise their profits and achieve a quick sale on their home. 0 9:55 Miranda PG 3 0 10:30 The Casketeers 3 0 11pm Interior Design Masters With Alan Carr 3 0
6am Les Mills Born To Move 6:25 Hey Duggee 0 6:40 Paw Patrol 3 0 7:05 Eliot Kid 0 7:30 Teen Titans Go! 0 7:55 Unikitty! 3 0 8:20 Kangaroo Beach 8:30 JoJo And Gran Gran 8:40 Thomas And Friends 3 9am Infomercials 9:30 Les Mills Grit Cardio 0 10am Mike And Molly PG 3 0 10:55 The Middle 3 0 11am Friends 3 0 Noon The Cube 3 0 1pm The Drew Barrymore Show PG 2pm The Mindy Project PGSC 0 3pm Bob Hearts Abishola 3 0 3:30 Bluey 3 0 3:35 Horrible Histories PG 0 4pm Prank You Very Much 0 4:30 Friends 3 0 5pm The Simpsons PG 3 0 5:30 Superstore PGS 0 6pm The Big Bang Theory 3 0 6:30 Friends 3 0 7:30 Farmer Wants A Wife One farmer’s group of women create a pact to not kiss and tell; another farmer is conflicted after a frank heart-to-heart. 0 8:50 M Die Hard 4.0 16V 2007 Action. An attack on the Fourth of July sees American infrastructure shutting down. Detective McClane uses his old-school ways to frustrate the hi-tech hacker. Bruce Willis, Timothy Olyphant, Cliff Curtis. 0 11:10 Paranormal Caught On Camera PG 3 0
7am Dodo Heroes PG 0 8am American Ninja Warrior 3 9am Infomercials 10:30 Bondi Vet 3 0 11am Bondi Vet 3 0 11:30 Lakefront Bargain Hunt 0 Noon House Hunters International 12:30 House Hunters International 1pm How Do Animals Do That? 0 1:30 M Secret Summer PG 2016 Drama. A woman attempting to save her small town’s library from being turned into a resort, turns to a writer for help. Lindsey Shaw, Derek Theler. 3:30 Millionaire Hot Seat 4:30 Beachfront Bargain Hunt 0 5pm Outback Opal Hunters PGL 0 6pm Newshub Live At 6pm 7pm Bondi Rescue PG 3 0 7:30 M Transformers – Dark Of The Moon M 3 2011 Action. The Autobots learn of a Cybertronian spacecraft hidden on the moon, and must reach it before the Decepticons reach it and learn its secrets. Shia LaBeouf, Rosie HuntingtonWhiteley, Leonard Nimoy. 0 10:20 Golden Boy PG 3 Lisa suspects that she might be pregnant; Mitch tries to make amends with Dave. 0 10:50 Motorsport Show PG 11:50 Infomercials
8am The Casagrandes 3 0 8:25 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3 0 9:15 Samurai Jack PGV 3 0 10:05 The Office PGC 11am Shipping Wars PGL 3 0 11:30 Walking Britain’s Lost Railways 3 0 12:30 MasterChef Junior USA 3 0 1:30 Parks And Recreation PGC 2pm The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 3 3pm Wheel Of Fortune 3 3:30 Jeopardy 4pm American Pickers PG 3 5pm 3rd Rock From The Sun PGL 3 The Big Giant Head visits the Solomons and decides to promote Sally. 0 5:30 Prime News 6pm Shipping Wars PGL 3 0 7pm Pawn Stars PG 3 7:30 Pawn Stars PG Rick tests a Civil War revolver; Chum gets excited by Lebron James memorabilia. 8:30 Truck Night In America PGL A 1984 Jeep CJ7, with specialised controls, gives a driver who cannot walk a chance to win Truck Night. 0 9:30 L Basketball – NBL Perth Wildcats v NZ Breakers. From RAC Arena, Perth. 11:30 Raw MVC
6am James Martin’s Islands To Highlands 7am Rachel Khoo’s Chocolat! 8am The Great Shark Chase PG 9am BBQ Pitt Masters PG 10am Mysteries At The Museum PG 11am Wheeler Dealers Noon Deadliest Catch PG 1pm Fearless 48 Hours PG 2pm Aussie Lobster Men PG 3pm Dr Dee Alaska Vet PG 4pm Weekend Breaks With Gregg Wallace 5pm Your Room Or Mine? 5:30 Mysteries At The Museum PGC 6:30 Restoration Workshop 7:30 George Clarke’s Old House, New Home PG 8:30 Amazing Hotels – Life Beyond The Lobby PG Monica and Giles work in Ireland’s 800-year-old Ashford Castle, with its centuries-old community ties. 9:30 Location, Location, Location Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help people find their dream homes. 10:30 Restoration Workshop 11:30 Mysteries At The Museum PGC
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12:10 Amazing Grace M 3 1am Te Karere 3 2 1:25 Infomercials
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12:05 Kung Fu MV 0 1:35 Infomercials 2:30 2 Tunes 3am M Patti Cake$ 16L 2017 Drama. Danielle MacDonald. 4:55 8 Out Of 10 Cats M 3 5:35 American Housewife 3 0
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6am Infomercials 10am Hoarders PG 3 10:50 Face Off PGC 3 11:40 Botched PGLSC 3 12:30 Shark Tank PG 3 1:20 Celebrity Ghost Stories PGVC 3 2:10 The Real Housewives Of New York City PGLSC 3:05 Hoarders PG 3 4pm Face Off PGC 3 4:50 Celebrity Ghost Stories PGVC 3 Lisa Rinna’s family is haunted by a lonely ghost seeking a family of her own. 5:40 Shark Tank PG 6:35 Botched PGLSC 3 7:30 M Uncle Buck PGLS 1989 Comedy. A carefree bachelor is suddenly left in charge of his nephew and two nieces. John Candy, Macaulay Culkin, Amy Madigan. 9:40 Buried In The Backyard MVC 3 A family is devastated when buried secrets are uncovered. Investigators unravel a bizarre web for evidence to catch a killer. 10:40 Snapped MVC 3 11:35 An Unexpected Killer 16VC 3 12:25 Infomercials
6am Jeopardy! 6:25 Wheel Of Fortune 6:45 Pawn Stars PG 7:10 Storage Wars PGL 7:35 Mountain Men PG 8:25 The Force MC 8:50 Ice Road Truckers PG 9:40 The Mentalist MVC 10:30 NCIS – New Orleans MV 11:30 Pawn Stars PG Noon Jeopardy! 12:25 Wheel Of Fortune 12:50 Border Security – Australia’s Frontline M 1:40 Seal Team MVC 2:30 The Mentalist MVC 3:20 Mountain Men PG 4:10 Jeopardy! 4:35 Wheel Of Fortune 5pm Storage Wars PGL 5:30 Pawn Stars PG 6pm Ice Road Truckers PG 7pm The Force MC 7:30 The Mentalist MVC 8:30 Trucking Hell M 9:30 Extreme Salvage Squad ML 10:30 NCIS – New Orleans MV 11:30 Mountain Men PG
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12:30 Wheel Of Fortune 1am Jeopardy! 1:25 The Force MC 1:50 Extreme Salvage Squad ML 2:40 Trucking Hell M 3:30 Ice Road Truckers PG 4:20 NCIS – New Orleans MV 5:10 The Mentalist MVC
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12:30 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 1:30 Infomercials
MOVIES PREMIERE
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6:45 The Call 16VLSC 2020 Horror. Lin Shaye, Tobin Bell. 8:25 Charm City Kings 16VLC 2020 Drama. Jahi Di’Allo Winston, Meek Mill. 10:30 Archive MLC 2020 Drama. Theo James, Stacy Martin. 12:20 Antebellum 16VL 2020 Thriller. Janelle Monae, Jena Malone. 2:09 Rams PGVL 2020 Drama. Sam Neill, Michael Caton. 4:09 The Kindness Of Strangers MLSC 2020 Drama. Zoe Kazan, Andrea Riseborough. 6:08 F9 – The Fast Saga MV 2021 Action. Vin Diesel, Michelle Rodriguez. 8:30 Dragged Across Concrete 18VLSC 2018 Thriller. Two police officers are suspended, and must delve into the criminal underworld to get their proper compensation. Mel Gibson. 11:10 French Exit MLS 2021 Comedy. Michelle Pfeiffer, Lucas Hedges.
6:30 Hacksaw Ridge 16VC 2016 Drama. Andrew Garfield, Sam Worthington. 8:45 Twilight Saga – New Moon MV 2009 Drama. 10:53 Whip It MLS 2009 Drama. 12:40 The Martian ML 2015 Drama. 3pm Secretary 18S 2002 Drama. 4:50 Assault On Precinct 13 16VL 2005 Action. 6:40 The Italian Job MVL 2003 Action Thriller. Mark Wahlberg, Charlize Theron, Donald Sutherland, Jason Statham. 8:30 Twilight Saga – Eclipse M 2010 Fantasy. As a string of mysterious killings grips Seattle, Bella is forced to choose between Edward and Jacob. Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson. 10:30 Robin Hood MVLS 2010 Action. Robin Hood and his band of marauders confront corruption in the village of Nottingham to lead an uprising against the crown. Russell Crowe, Cate Blanchett.
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1am Burden 16VLC 2018 Drama. Forest Whitaker, Usher Raymond. 2:55 Strange But True MLC 2019 Thriller. Margaret Qualley, Nick Robinson. 4:30 Red Joan MS 2018 Drama. Judi Dench.
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12:50 Butterfly On A Wheel 16VL 2007 Thriller. 2:25 The Martian ML 2015 Drama. 4:45 Edge Of Darkness 16VL 2010 Thriller.
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12:30 Weekend Breaks With Gregg Wallace 1:30 Your Room Or Mine? 2am James Martin’s Islands To Highlands 3am Dr Dee Alaska Vet PG 4am Amazing Hotels – Life Beyond The Lobby PG 5am Mysteries At The Museum PG
SKY SPORt 1 7:15 Best Of Farah Palmer Cup (RPL) Championship Final – Manawatu v Hawke’s Bay. From CET Arena, Palmerston North. 9:30 Cricket – The Ashes (HLS) Australia v England – Fourth Test, Day One. 10:30 Cricket – The Ashes (HLS) Australia v England – Fourth Test, Day Two. 11:30 Cricket – The Ashes (HLS) Australia v England – Fourth Test, Day Three. 12:30 Cricket – The Ashes (HLS) Australia v England – Fourth Test, Day Four. 1:30 Cricket – The Ashes (HLS) Australia v England – Fourth Test, Day Five. 2:30 L Cricket – The Ashes Australia v England – Fifth Test, Day One. From Blundstone Arena, Hobart. 11:05 Gallagher Premiership (RPL) Wasps v Tigers. From Coventry Building Society Arena, Coventry.
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1:05 Black Ferns v France (RPL) First Test. 3:05 Black Ferns v France (RPL) Second Test. 5:05 NPC Cup (RPL) Premiership Final – Waikato v Tasman.
0 Closed captions; 3 Repeat; 2 Maori Language; HLS Highlights; RPL Replay; DLY Delayed. CLASSIFICATIONS: 16/18 Approved for persons 16/18 years or over; C Content may offend; L Language may offend; M Suitable for mature audiences 16 years and over; PG Parental guidance recommended for young viewers; S Sexual content may offend; V Contains violence. Local Radio: NewsTalk ZB 873AM/98.1FM FM Classic Hits FM 92.5; Port FM Local 94.9, 98.9 and 106.1
6:30 Pipi Ma 3 6:35 Takoha 3 6:45 Takaro Tribe 3 7am Taki Atu Taki Mai 3 7:10 Potae Pai 3 7:20 Kia Mau 3 7:30 Purakau 3 7:40 Darwin And Newts 3 7:50 He Rourou 3 8am Te Pou Herenga O Kia Aroha 9am Oranga Ngakau 3 9:30 Cam’s Kai 3 10am Café Melanesia 3 10:30 Toi Te Ora 3 11am Iwi Anthems 3 11:30 Whaikorero 3 Noon The Hui 12:30 Pio Terei Tonight 3 1:30 Toku Reo 3 2 2:30 Ako 3 2 3:30 Pipi Ma 3 3:35 Takoha 3 3:45 Takaro Tribe 3 4pm Taki Atu Taki Mai 3 4:10 Potae Pai 3 4:20 Kia Mau 3 4:30 Purakau 3 4:40 Darwin And Newts 3 4:50 He Rourou 3 5pm Polyfest 3 5:30 Te Mana Kuratahi 3 6pm Haka Ngahau A-Rohe – Tamararo Te Tairawhiti at Te Poho-o-Rawiri Marae in Turanganui-a-Kiwa. 6:30 Te Pou Herenga O Kia Aroha 7pm Pacific Island Food Revolution 3 8pm Kai Safari 3 8:30 Pio Terei Tonight 3 9:30 The Walkers PG 3 10pm Rage Against The Rangatahi Friends. Good friend, fake friend and who to friend on social media. 10:30 Ki Tua 3 11pm Ngati Kohanga Reo Ki Tae 3 11:30 Closedown
UKtV 6:15 EastEnders PG 6:40 The Graham Norton Show MLS 7:40 The Bill MVC 8:30 A Touch Of Frost MVC 10:15 Father Brown PG 11am Death In Paradise PG Noon Midsomer Murders M 1:35 The Bill MVC 2:30 New Tricks MVLC 3:30 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown M 4:25 The Graham Norton Show MLS 5:20 Who Do You Think You Are? PG Boy George. 6:20 Qi MLSC 6:55 Mrs Brown’s Boys MLS 7:35 Qi PG 8:10 Would I Lie To You? PG 8:45 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown M 9:40 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown MLS 10:40 All Round To Mrs Brown’s ML 11:40 Midsomer Murders M
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1:10 Qi MLSC 1:40 Qi PG 2:10 Would I Lie To You? PG 2:40 Who Do You Think You Are? PG 3:40 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown M 4:25 All Round To Mrs Brown’s ML 5:20 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown MLS 14Jan22
DISCOVERY 6:05 How Do They Do It? PG 6:30 Pool Kings PG It’s Tiki Time. 6:55 You Have Been Warned PG Shock and Awesome. 7:45 Barnwood Builders PG In the Nick of Time. 8:35 Top Gear PG 9:25 Fast N’ Loud PG Fast Moving F100. 10:20 Gold Rush MLC The Hunker Creek Curse. 11:15 Reclaimed PG Poor Man’s Mine. 12:10 How Do They Do It? PG 12:35 Pool Kings PG It’s Tiki Time. 1:05 How The Universe Works PG The Quasar Enigma. 2pm Naked And Afraid XL M 2:55 Outback Opal Hunters PG 3:50 Deadliest Catch MLC 5:40 Gold Rush MLC The Hunker Creek Curse. 6:35 Aussie Salvage Squad PG 7:30 Outback Opal Hunters PG 8:30 Aussie Gold Hunters PG 9:30 Demolition Down Under PG 10:30 Expedition Unknown PG The Lost Avenger. 11:25 Naked And Afraid MLC
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12:15 Barnwood Builders PG 1:05 How The Universe Works PG 1:55 Deadliest Catch PG 3:35 Moonshiners MLC 4:25 Gold Rush – White Water MLC 5:15 Outback Opal Hunters PG
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Heathrow – Britain’s Busiest Airport, at 8:05pm
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Sherlock Gnomes, at 7pm
Hellfire Heroes, at 6pm
Forever Summer With Nigella, at 4pm
6am Te Karere 3 2 6:25 Motoka 3 0 7am Fishing And Adventure 3 0 7:30 Infomercials 8:30 Religious Programming 9am Lap Of Luxury 3 0 9:30 Tagata Pasifika 10am Come Dine With Me Couples 3 0 11am L Cricket – Women’s Super Smash Auckland Hearts v Otago Sparks. From the Eden Park Outer Oval, Auckland. 0 2pm Eat, Shop, Save 0 2:30 Paul Goes To Hollywood 0 3:30 The Weakest Link Australia 0 4:25 Nigella’s Cook, Eat, Repeat 3 0 5pm The Chase 3 0 6pm 1 News At 6pm 0 7pm The Wall 0 8pm Lotto 8:05 F Heathrow – Britain’s Busiest Airport Life behind the scenes at Europe’s biggest airport. 0 8:30 Call The Midwife PG 0 9:50 The Sister 16L 2/2. As Nathan and Bob dig in the woods, the truth about that night is revealed; Bob has another twist of the knife. 0 11:45 Manifest M 3 0
6am The Adventures Of Paddington 0 6:10 Emma! 0 6:20 Not Too Late Show 3 0 6:35 Spidey And His Amazing Friends 0 7am Love Monster 3 0 7:05 Stretch Armstrong 3 0 7:25 SpongeBob SquarePants 3 0 7:50 Transformers: Bumblebee – Cyberverse Adventures 3 0 8:15 The Adventures Of Rocky And Bullwinkle 0 8:40 The Tom And Jerry Show 0 9:05 Ninjago 0 9:15 Power Rangers Super Ninja Steel 3 0 9:45 The Simpsons PG 3 0 10:10 Mr Bean 3 0 11:10 Wipeout PG 3 0 Noon Dress To Impress PG 3 0 1pm Pooch Perfect 0 2:10 The Bachelor PG 0 4:05 The Voice US 0 6pm 9 Lives 7pm M The Lost World – Jurassic Park PG 1997 Sci-fi Adventure. A research team is sent to the Jurassic Park Site B to study the dinosaurs, while another team approaches with a different agenda. Jeff Goldblum, Julianne Moore. 0 9:30 M Batman v Superman – Dawn Of Justice MV 2016 Action. Fearing Superman’s actions are being left unchecked, Batman takes on the Man of Steel, while the world must decide what kind of hero it really needs. Ben Affleck, Henry Cavill, Amy Adams. 0
6am Charles Stanley PG 6:30 Infomercials 9:30 One Of A Kind 0 10am One Of A Kind 0 10:30 100 Day Dream Home 0 11:30 Windy City Rehab 0 12:30 Home Town 0 1:30 M Home For The Harvest PG 3 2019 Romance. Brigitte Kingsley, Landy Cannon. 3:30 Rescue My Renovation 3 4pm Match Fit PG 3 5pm Cannonball 3 0 6pm Newshub Live At 6pm 7pm M Sherlock Gnomes PG 3 2018 Animated Adventure. Detective Sherlock Gnomes and his assistant investigate the sudden disappearance of other gnomes after Gnomeo and Juliet hire him. Voices of James McAvoy, Johnny Depp, Emily Blunt. 0 8:30 M He’s Just Not That Into You M 3 2009 Comedy Drama. Four men and five women in Baltimore struggle to keep their love lives alive. Scarlett Johansson, Jennifer Aniston, Bradley Cooper, Ben Affleck. 10:30 M Maternal Secrets M 3 2018 Thriller. When an up-andcoming political star goes missing, his pregnant girlfriend travels to Bermuda find out what happened. Kate Mansi, Sean Stolzen.
8am The Moe Show 3 8:20 Hunter Street PG 9:10 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3 10am SmackDown PGV 3 11am Raw MVC 3 Noon JK’s Japan PGVC 3 1pm American Pickers PG 3 2pm Whose Line Is It Anyway? PGC 3pm American Pickers PG 3 4pm Fishy Business 4:30 Judge Judy PG 5pm Border Security – Australia’s Front Line PGC 3 5:30 Prime News 6pm Hellfire Heroes PGC 3 7pm Storage Wars PG 7:30 Tough As Nails PGL Dirty Hands and Savage Crew head to a recycling plant to find replacement parts for a car. 8:30 Truck Night In America PGL American Army, Navy and Air Force veterans compete on a course that demonstrates their grit and resilience. 9:30 Punk M 3 The Ramones visit London in 1976 to discover a vibrant punk scene. In turn, the UK launches a second British invasion of America. 10:35 World’s Most Unexplained M 11:05 NXT PGV Midnight Infomercials
6am BBQ Pitt Masters PG 7am Dr Dee Alaska Vet PG 8am Mysteries At The Museum PG 9am Location, Location, Location 10am Weekend Breaks With Gregg Wallace 11am Restoration Workshop Noon George Clarke’s Old House, New Home 1pm Amazing Hotels – Life Beyond The Lobby 2pm Jade Fever PGC 3pm Wildlife SOS PG 4pm Forever Summer With Nigella Nigella takes a nostalgic look at food associated with summer – strawberries and cream – and cooks unlikely combinations. 4:30 Gino’s Hidden Italy 5pm Mary Berry Quick Cooking 5:30 Antiques Roadshow 6:30 American Pickers PG 7:30 Aussie Lobster Men PG Series that follows the lives of six lobster-boat captains through the winter rock-lobster hunting season. 8:30 Return To The Wild UK PG 9:30 Alone – Million Dollar Challenge PG 11pm Forever Summer With Nigella 11:30 Wildlife SOS PG
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12:30 Prodigal Son MV 3 0 1:15 Nashville PG 3 0 2:55 Infomercials 5:30 Religious Programming
BRAVO 6am Infomercials 10am Shark Tank PG 3 10:50 Shark Tank PG 3 11:40 Top Chef – The Masters PGL 3 12:30 Top Chef – The Masters PGL 3 1:20 Songland PG 3 2:15 Songland PG 3 3:05 Love It Or List It 3 4pm Hoarders PG 3 4:55 Stop Search Seize PG 3 5:50 Botched PGLSC 3 6:45 Passport To Love PG 7:40 The Circus M The Webers travel to Queenstown. 8:10 Overserved With Lisa Vanderpump M Lisa throws a proper English tea party with guests sharing tales of red carpet underwear fails and one-night stands. 8:45 Kitchen Nightmares 16L Chef Ramsay helps a couple navigate through the treacherous waters of customer complaints at Amy’s Baking Company in Scottsdale, Arizona. 9:45 Vanderpump Rules M 10:45 Accident, Suicide Or Murder? 16C 3 11:35 Snapped MVC 3
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12:25 Infomercials 5am Botched PGL 3
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12:25 M Sphere MLC 1998 Scifi. Dustin Hoffman, Sharon Stone, Samuel L Jackson. 2:45 The Voice UK 0 4am 8 Out Of 10 Cats M 3 0 4:45 2 Tunes 5am Infomercials 5:30 Religious Programming
SKY 5 6am Battle Of The 80’s – Supercars 16VLC 8am Massive Engineering Mistakes PGC 9am The Force MC 9:30 Surveillance Oz PGV 10am Traffic Cops PGVC 11am South Beach Tow 16VLC 11:30 South Beach Tow 16VLC Noon Pawn Stars PG 1pm NXT PGV 2pm SmackDown PGV 4:05 Traffic Cops PGVC 5pm Border Security – Canada’s Frontline M 6pm Massive Engineering Mistakes PGC 7pm The Force MC 7:30 Pawn Stars PG A seller brings in an unusual diamond made from the DNA of a musical genius. 8:30 Ronnie’s Redneck Roadtrip MVL 9pm South Beach Tow 16VLC 9:30 South Beach Tow 16VLC 10pm Battle Of The 80’s – Supercars 16VLC
Sunday
12:20 Massive Engineering Mistakes PGC 1:05 The Force MC 1:30 Pawn Stars PG 2:10 Ronnie’s Redneck Roadtrip MVL 2:35 NXT PGV 3:20 South Beach Tow 16VLC 3:45 South Beach Tow 16VLC 4:10 Battle Of The 80s – Supercars 16VLC
Sunday
12:30 Infomercials 5am Brian Houston @ Hillsong PG 5:30 Charles Stanley PG
MOVIES PREMIERE
MOVIES GREAtS
6:10 Big Time Adolescence 16LC 2019 Comedy. Pete Davidson, Griffin Gluck. 7:38 The Lost Husband PGL 2020 Drama. Leslie Bibb, Josh Duhamel. 9:25 Music MVLC 2021 Drama. Kate Hudson, Maddie Ziegler. 11:10 Fatman 16V 2020 Comedy. Mel Gibson, Walton Goggins. 12:47 Inherit The Viper 16LC 2019 Drama. Josh Hartnett, Margarita Levieva. 2:10 Follow Me 16VLC 2020 Horror. 3:40 The Marksman MVL 2021 Action. 5:25 Locusts 16VLSC 2019 Thriller. 6:50 The Unholy MVLC 2021 Horror. Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Cricket Brown. 8:30 Wonder Woman 1984 MV 2020 Action. Diana must contend with a work colleague and businessman, after an ancient artefact that grants wishes goes missing. Gal Gadot, Chris Pine. 11pm Savage 16VLSC 2019 Crime Drama. Jake Ryan, John Tui.
6:40 I Know What You Did Last Summer 16V 1997 Horror. Jennifer Love Hewitt, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Ryan Phillippe. 8:20 I Still Know What You Did Last Summer 16V 1998 Horror. Jennifer Love Hewitt, Freddie Prinze jr. 10am Fame PGL 2009 Musical. 12:05 The Italian Job MVL 2003 Action Thriller. 1:55 Bad Boys 16VL 1995 Action Comedy. 3:55 The Patriot 16VC 2000 War Drama. 6:40 Green Lantern MV 2011 Action. Ryan Reynolds, Blake Lively. 8:30 Gravity MLC 2013 Drama. A medical engineer and an astronaut work together to survive after their shuttle is destroyed, leaving them adrift in orbit. Sandra Bullock, George Clooney. 10pm The Last Samurai MV 2003 Drama. A 19th-century American military adviser to Japan is captured in battle and comes to embrace the Samurai culture he was hired to destroy. Tom Cruise, Ken Watanabe.
Sunday
12:40 Come Play MC 2020 Horror. 2:15 Infinite MVLC 2021 Action. 4am Zack Snyder’s Justice League – Justice Is Gray 16VL 2021 Action.
Sunday
12:35 Marley And Me PGS 2008 Comedy. 2:30 Jane Eyre MC 2011 Drama. 4:30 Les Miserables MVS 2012 Musical Drama.
Sunday
Midnight Wildlife SOS PG 12:30 Antiques Roadshow 1:30 Alone – Million Dollar Challenge PG 3am Aussie Lobster Men PG 4am Return To The Wild UK PG 5am American Pickers PG
SKY SPORt 1 7:30 South Africa v Wales (HLS) 8am Wales v Fiji (HLS) 8:30 Wales v Australia (HLS) 8:55 L Heineken Champions Cup Castres Olympique v Munster. From Stade Pierre Fabre, Castres. 11am Wales v All Blacks (HLS) 11:30 Basketball – NBL (RPL) Tasmanian JackJumpers v NZ Breakers. 1:30 Cricket – The Ashes (HLS) Australia v England – Fifth Test, Day One. 2:30 L Cricket – The Ashes Australia v England – Fifth Test, Day Two. From Blundstone Arena, Hobart. 11:05 Football – A-League (HLS) Wellington Phoenix v Newcastle Jets. 11:30 Kiwi Football Fix
Sunday
Midnight L Football – A-League Perth Glory v Wellington Phoenix. 2:05 All Access – Black Ferns 2:45 L Netball – Quad Series England v South Africa. From Copper Box Arena, London. 5am L Netball – Quad Series Silver Ferns v Australia. From Copper Box Arena, London.
0 Closed captions; 3 Repeat; 2 Maori Language; HLS Highlights; RPL Replay; DLY Delayed. CLASSIFICATIONS: 16/18 Approved for persons 16/18 years or over; C Content may offend; L Language may offend; M Suitable for mature audiences 16 years and over; PG Parental guidance recommended for young viewers; S Sexual content may offend; V Contains violence. Local Radio: NewsTalk ZB 873AM/98.1FM FM Classic Hits FM 92.5; Port FM Local 94.9, 98.9 and 106.1
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6:10 Qi MLSC 6:40 Qi MLSC 7:10 Qi MLSC 7:40 Would I Lie To You? PG 8:10 Would I Lie To You? PG 8:40 Would I Lie To You? PG 9:10 The Bill MVC 10am The Bill MVC 10:50 The Bill MVC 11:40 The Bill MVC 12:30 The Bill MVC 1:20 The Vicar Of Dibley PG 2:10 Mallorca Files PG 3pm Holby City MC 4:05 A Touch Of Frost MVSC 5:35 Call The Midwife PG 6:35 Call The Midwife MC 7:40 Casualty PG 8:35 Midsomer Murders M DCI Barnaby’s secret past is revealed when a former agent is murdered after a cricket match. 10:25 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown M 11:20 Who Do You Think You Are? PG Ruby Wax.
6:05 How Do They Do It? PG 6:30 How Do They Do It? PG 6:55 Undercover Billionaire – Comeback City PG 7:45 Outback Opal Hunters PG 8:35 Outback Opal Hunters PG 9:25 Outback Opal Hunters PG 10:20 Outback Opal Hunters PG 11:15 Outback Opal Hunters PG 12:10 Building Off The Grid PG 1:05 Homestead Rescue – Raney Ranch PG 2pm Gold Rush MLC 2:55 Outback Opal Hunters PG 3:50 Gold Rush – Dave Turin’s Lost Mine MLC 4:45 Gold Rush – Dave Turin’s Lost Mine MLC 5:40 Gold Rush – Dave Turin’s Lost Mine MLC 6:35 Reclaimed PG 7:30 Maine Cabin Masters PG 8:30 Building Off The Grid PG 9:30 Barnwood Builders PG 10:30 Strange Evidence PG 11:25 Strange Evidence PG
12:20 Who Do You Think You Are? PG 1:20 Who Do You Think You Are? PG 2:20 Who Do You Think You Are? PG 3:20 Who Do You Think You Are? PG 4:20 The Vicar Of Dibley PG 4:50 The Vicar Of Dibley PG 5:20 The Graham Norton Show
12:15 How Do They Do It? PG 12:40 How Do They Do It? PG 1:05 Blowing Up History PG 1:55 Outback Opal Hunters PGL 2:45 How The Universe Works PG 3:35 How The Universe Works PG 4:25 How The Universe Works PG 5:15 How The Universe Works PG
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Attenborough’s Mating Game, at 7:30pm
Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban, at 7pm
The Fate Of The Furious, at 8:25pm
Outback Truckers, at 7:30pm
Around The World By Train, at 8:30pm
6am Taste Of A Traveller 3 0 6:25 Cowboy Builders – Updates 3 0 7:15 Tagata Pasifika 3 7:40 Praise Be 3 0 8:10 The Living Room 0 9am Secret Scotland 3 0 9:45 F Milk And Money PG 0 10:20 My Maori Midwife PG 0 10:55 The Great British Sewing Bee PG 0 Noon Attitude 3 0 12:30 Mind Over Money 3 0 1pm Supershoppers 0 1:30 L Cricket – Men’s Super Smash Northern Brave v Wellington Firebirds. From Cobham Oval in Whangarei. 0 5pm The Chase 0 6pm 1 News At 6pm 0 7pm Country Calendar 3 0 7:30 Attenborough’s Mating Game PG The ocean is where life first began and where it first experimented with mating. All the creatures living here face the same challenge – how to find a partner in the largest habitat on earth. 0 8:45 Innocent M (Part 2) Following a threatening confrontation with Karen, Sally realises that staying with her friends Alf and Jenny is a danger to their safety. 0 10:45 Murder In The Outback 16L 3 0 11:40 Dear Murderer MVLS 3 0 12:30 Infomercials
6am Rescue Bots Academy 3 0 6:10 Bluey 0 6:35 Toon Bops 0 6:40 Masha And The Bear 3 0 6:45 Powerpuff Girls 3 0 7:10 Ben 10 3 0 7:30 Moomin Valley 0 7:50 Island Of Mystery 0 8am Bunnicula 0 8:20 M Cats And Dogs 3 – Paws Unite 2020 Drama. Voices of Melissa Rauch, Max Greenfield, George Lopez. 0 9:50 The Collective PG Full Series Marathon. 0 Noon M Step PGLC 3 2017 Documentary. 1:35 American Housewife 3 0 2:30 M Batman Returns PGV 1992 Action Adventure. Michael Keaton, Danny DeVito, Michelle Pfeiffer. 0 5pm The Voice US PG 0 6pm 5 Gold Rings 3 0 7pm M Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban PGC 2004 Adventure. A convicted murderer escapes wizards’ prison and pursues Harry. Daniel Radcliffe, Gary Oldman. 0 9:25 Shortland Street 16VL 3 Esther surprises Curtis in Christchurch and is shocked to discover he is firmly entrenched in the criminal underworld. 0 11:05 M Alien 16VC 1979 Sci-fi Thriller. Tom Skerritt, Sigourney Weaver. 0
6am Life TV PG 6:30 Brian Houston @ Hillsong TV PG 7am Charles Stanley PG 8am Life TV PG 8:30 Turning Point PG 9am F Life Of Kai 3 0 9:30 Hotels By Design 3 0 10am One Of A Kind 3 0 10:30 One Of A Kind 3 0 11am Dr Jeff – Rocky Mountain Vet PG 0 11:40 Rescue My Renovation 0 Noon Bondi Vet – Coast To Coast PG 3 1pm Motorsport – Australian Super Trucks PG Round One. 1:30 Motorsport – DTM 3 Round Three. 2:30 Motorsport – FIM Speedway Grand Prix Round Five. 3:30 Motorsport – Muscle Garage 4pm Motorsport – Supercars Super2 Bathurst. 5pm The Fishing Show Classics PG 0 6pm Newshub Live At 6pm 7pm The Block Australia PG 0 8:25 M The Fate Of The Furious M 3 2017 Action. When Dom is drawn into going rogue by an international terrorist, the crew reunites to face the challenge. Vin Diesel, Dwayne Johnson. 0 10:25 9-1-1 M 3 0 11:25 Body Bizarre M 12:25 Infomercials
6am Judge Judy 6:30 Netball – Quad Series (DLY) Silver Ferns v Australia. 8am Judge Judy PG 8:30 Religious Programming 10am Mighty Machines PG 3 11am NXT PGV 3 Noon F Outback Truckers PGL 1pm The Force PGL 3 2pm Traffic Cops PGVL 3pm Judge Judy PG 4pm Truck Night In America PGL 3 Things start with a bang, forcing one competitor to make immediate repairs; driver skills are put to the test on a 25-metre vertical drop. 5pm Netball – Quad Series (HLS) Silver Ferns v Australia. 5:30 Prime News 6pm Cruising With Jane McDonald PG 3 7pm Storage Wars PGL 3 7:30 Outback Truckers PGL Car wreckers Mike and Bozza tackle sand dunes for a big payday; Mish and Drew go swimming as the rainy season floods the swamps of Australia’s Top End. 8:30 Mountain Men MVLC Tom and Jack break down on the road to the Yaak Valley; Jason scavenges steel to jumpstart his bladesmith business; Eustace and Raleigh are dealt a hard blow. 10:30 SmackDown PGV 11:30 World’s Most Unexplained M Midnight Infomercials
6am Forever Summer With Nigella 6:30 Through The Bible With Les Feldick PG 7am Leading The Way PG 7:30 Key Of David PG 8am Giada Entertains 8:25 Colours Of China 9:20 Strip The City PG 10:10 American Pickers PG 11:05 Building The Dream Noon Wildlife SOS PG 1pm Antiques Roadshow 2pm Aussie Lobster Men PG 3pm Dual Survival PG 4pm Jamie’s Quick And Easy Food 4:30 Bake Off – The Professionals 5:30 Antiques Roadshow 6:30 American Pickers PG 7:30 Outback Opal Hunters PG The Young Guns risk it all to find rare pineapple opal. 8:30 Around The World By Train PG Tony Robinson rides the El Chepe train from the west coast of Mexico through to the Copper Canyon. 9:30 Joanna Lumley’s Silk Road PG Joanna’s Silk Road journey takes her to Iran. 10:30 American Pickers PG 11:30 Outback Opal Hunters PGL
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Monday
1:15 Killer Clergy MC 0 2:05 Mysteries And Scandals PG 0 2:50 The Price Of Duty 16 0 3:35 Will And Grace PG 3 0 4:05 Infomercials 4:35 Religious Programming 5am Infomercials
SKY 5
6am Celebrity Ghost Stories PG 3 6:45 Celebrity Ghost Stories PG 3 7:35 Celebrity Ghost Stories PG 3 8:20 Celebrity Ghost Stories PG 3 9:10 Catfish PG 3 10am Catfish PG 3 10:50 Hoarders PG 3 11:40 Undercover Boss PG 3 12:30 Botched PGL 3 1:30 Botched PGL 3 2:30 Million Dollar Listing – Los Angeles PG 3 3:30 Shark Tank PG 3 4:30 Shark Tank PG 3 5:30 Shark Tank PG 3 6:30 Love It Or List It 3 7:30 M My Best Friend’s Wedding PG 3 1997 Romance. When a woman’s best friend tells her he has met a woman, and they are getting married in four days, she realises she loves him and wants him for herself. Julia Roberts, Dermot Mulroney, Cameron Diaz. 9:40 Doomsday Mom – The Lori Vallow Story MC A look at Lori Vallow, the mother gained national attention when her children were reported missing from their Idaho home. 11:30 Vanderpump Rules M3 12:20 Infomercials
6am Traffic Cops PGVC 7am FBI – Most Wanted MV 7:55 NXT PGV 8:50 Surveillance Oz PGV 9:15 Montana Wild M 10am Pawn Stars PG 11am Ronnie’s Redneck Roadtrip MVL 11:30 Hawaii Five-0 MV 12:30 FBI – Most Wanted MV 1:30 Border Security – Canada’s Frontline M 2pm Raw MVC 4:45 NXT PGV 5:45 SmackDown MVC 7:30 FBI – Most Wanted MV When Crosby’s old army buddy is attacked in an apparent drug deal gone wrong, the team’s quest for answers uncovers a dangerous conspiracy. 8:30 Hawaii Five-0 MV Whilst investigating another crime, the team uncovers the possibility that a Nazi war criminal may be hiding in an old leper colony. 9:30 Shades Of Blue MVLSC 10:30 Blood And Treasure MV 11:25 Montana Wild M
Monday
12:15 SmackDown MVC 1:55 FBI – Most Wanted MV 2:40 Montana Wild M 3:30 Blood And Treasure MV 4:20 Hawaii Five-0 MV 5:10 Shades Of Blue MVLSC
MOVIES PREMIERE
MOVIES GREAtS
7:55 Escape From Pretoria MVLSC 2020 Thriller. Daniel Radcliffe, Daniel Webber. 9:40 Wonder Woman 1984 MV 2020 Action. Gal Gadot, Chris Pine. 12:10 Unhinged 16VLC 2020 Thriller. Russell Crowe, Caren Pistorius. 1:40 Freaky 16VL 2020 Comedy. Vince Vaughn, Kathryn Newton. 3:20 Six Minutes To Midnight MV 2021 Drama. Eddie Izzard, Judi Dench. 5pm Crisis 16VC 2020 Thriller. 6:55 Dinner With Friends 16LSC 2020 Comedy. Malin Ackerman, Kat Dennings. 8:30 Judas And The Black Messiah 16VL 2021 Drama. An FBI informant infiltrates the Illinois Black Panther Party and is tasked with keeping tabs on their charismatic leade. Daniel Kaluuya, LaKeith Stanfield. 10:37 Dirt Music MLS 2019 Drama. Kelly MacDonald, Garrett Hedlund.
7:05 The Last Samurai MV 2003 Drama. Tom Cruise, Ken Watanabe. 9:40 The Soloist ML 2009 Drama. Jamie Foxx, Robert Downey jr. 11:35 Now You See Me – The Second Act MV 2016 Action Comedy. Morgan Freeman, Mark Ruffalo, Woody Harrelson. 1:45 Bad Boys 2 16VLS 2003 Action. Martin Lawrence, Will Smith. 4:13 Inside Man MVL 2006 Crime. Denzel Washington, Clive Owen, Jodie Foster. 6:25 Spy Game MVL 2001 Action. Robert Redford, Brad Pitt. 8:30 State Of Play MVL 2009 Crime. A rising congressman and an investigative journalist are embroiled in a case of seemingly unrelated murders that threaten the nation’s power structures. Russell Crowe, Ben Affleck. 10:35 Pride And Prejudice 2005 Drama. Keira Knightley, Matthew Macfadyen, Donald Sutherland.
Monday
12:22 Promising Young Woman 16VLS 2020 Thriller. 2:12 How To Build A Girl 16LSC 2020 Comedy. 3:57 Hard Kill 16V 2020 Action. 5:37 The King Of Staten Island 16L 2020 Comedy.
Monday
12:40 Arrival ML 2016 Drama. Amy Adams, Jeremy Renner, Forest Whitaker. 2:35 Last Flag Flying MLSC 2017 Drama. Bryan Cranston. 4:40 Magic Mike 16LS 2012 Comedy Drama.
Monday
12:30 Antiques Roadshow 1:30 Jamie’s Quick And Easy Food 2am Colours Of China 3am Around The World By Train PG 4am Joanna Lumley’s Silk Road PG 5am Building The Dream
SKY SPORt 1
6:30 Waiata Mai 3 6:40 Kia Mau 3 6:50 Taki Atu Taki Mai 7am Mahi Pai 3 7:10 Tamariki Haka 3 7:20 Te Nutube 3 7:30 Purakau 3 7:40 Smooth 3 7:50 Polyfest 2021 3 Nga Oho o Waiorea – Western Springs College. 8:20 Potae Pai 3 8:30 Whanau Bake-Off 3 9:30 Best Of Kai Time On The Road 3 10am He Kakano 3 10:30 Moon Tide Fishing 3 11am Beyond Matariki 3 11:30 Off The Grid With Pio 3 12:30 Tagata Pasifika 1pm Piri’s Tiki Tour PGC 3 1:30 M The Water Horse PG 2007 Adventure. An enchanted egg hatches something that sets in motion an adventure that takes a boy on the journey of a lifetime. Emily Watson, Ben Chaplin, Alex Etel. 3:30 Huro Pepi 3 4pm Waka Huia PG 3 4:30 The Negotiators 3 A behind-the-scenes look through the eyes of those who led their tribes through claims and complex settlements. 5pm The Barber 3 5:30 Te Ao Toa 6:30 Heritage Rescue 3 7:30 Billy And The Kids PGC 3 Billy Graham grew up rough, but was saved by his boxing coach. Now with five boxing academies of his own, he is saving kids just like him. 8:30 M Slam 16 2018 Drama. A young Australian’s peaceful suburban life changes when his sister, a slam poet, disappears without a trace. Adam Bakri. 10:30 Taringa 11:30 Closedown
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7:15 Tennis – Adelaide International (RPL) ATP 250 – Day Seven. Coverage of the final from Adelaide, South Australia. 9:30 Netball – Quad Series (RPL) England v South Africa. From Copper Box Arena, London. 11:30 Netball – Quad Series (RPL) Silver Ferns v Australia. 1:30 Cricket – The Ashes (HLS) Australia v England – Fifth Test, Day Two. 2:30 L Cricket – The Ashes Australia v England – Fifth Test, Day Three. From Blundstone Arena, Hobart. 11:05 Basketball – NBL (DLY) Sydney Kings v NZ Breakers. From Qudos Bank Arena, Sydney.
Monday
1:05 Glory Days 1:45 Netball – Quad Series (HLS) England v South Africa. 2:15 Netball – Quad Series (HLS) Silver Ferns v Australia. 2:45 L Netball – Quad Series Australia v South Africa. From Copper Box Arena, London. 5am L Netball – Quad Series England v Silver Ferns. From Copper Box Arena, London.
0 Closed captions; 3 Repeat; 2 Maori Language; HLS Highlights; RPL Replay; DLY Delayed. CLASSIFICATIONS: 16/18 Approved for persons 16/18 years or over; C Content may offend; L Language may offend; M Suitable for mature audiences 16 years and over; PG Parental guidance recommended for young viewers; S Sexual content may offend; V Contains violence. Local Radio: NewsTalk ZB 873AM/98.1FM FM Classic Hits FM 92.5; Port FM Local 94.9, 98.9 and 106.1
DISCOVERY
6am A Touch Of Frost 7:35 Holby City MC 8:35 EastEnders PG 9am EastEnders PG 9:30 EastEnders PG 10am EastEnders PG 10:25 Heartbeat MVC 11:15 The Graham Norton Show ML 12:05 All Round To Mrs Brown’s ML 1pm 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown M 1:45 Midsomer Murders M 3:35 The Singapore Grip MVLC 4:30 The Good Karma Hospital PG 5:30 Heartbeat MVC 6:30 Call The Midwife PG 7:35 Mallorca Files PG When a supermodel goes missing, Max and Miranda are drawn into the world of fashion and design to try to discover how someone can vanish from a moving train. 8:30 Who Do You Think You Are? PG Clare Balding. 9:35 A Touch Of Frost MVC 11:05 The Singapore Grip MVLC 11:55 Casualty PG
Monday
12:40 Mallorca Files PG 1:25 Who Do You Think You Are? PG 2:25 A Touch Of Frost MVC 3:40 DCI Banks 16 5:10 All Round To Mrs Brown’s MLS 16Jan22
6:05 How Do They Do It? PG 6:30 How Do They Do It? PG 6:55 Expedition Unknown PG The Lost Avenger. 7:45 Barnwood Builders PG Boneyard Makeover. 8:35 Homestead Rescue – Raney Ranch PG Stairway to Heaven. 9:25 Building Off The Grid PG Container Dreamhouse. 10:20 The Alaska Triangle PG Haunted Fairground and the Vanished. 11:15 Gold Rush MLC 12:10 Reclaimed PG 1:05 Undercover Billionaire – Comeback City PG 2pm Building Off The Grid PG 2:55 Building Off The Grid PG 3:50 Building Off The Grid PG 4:45 Building Off The Grid PG 5:40 Building Off The Grid PG 6:35 Building Off The Grid PG 7:30 Gold Rush – Parker’s Trail MLC 8:30 Naked And Afraid MLC 10:30 Blowing Up History PG 11:25 Homestead Rescue – Raney Ranch PG
Monday
12:15 How Do They Do It? PG 12:40 How Do They Do It? PG 1:05 The Alaska Triangle PG 1:55 Outback Opal Hunters PGL 2:45 Naked And Afraid XL M 3:35 Naked And Afraid XL M 4:25 Naked And Afraid XL M 5:15 Naked And Afraid XL M
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Close To Me, at 9pm
First Dates Australia, at 9:35pm
The Dukes Of Hazzard, at 8:35pm
American Pickers, at 7:30pm
Inside The Ritz, at 7:30pm
6am John And Lisa’s Weekend Kitchen 3 0 7am The Living Room 3 0 8am The Repair Shop 3 0 9am The Ellen DeGeneres Show PG 0 10am Winning Combination 0 11am The Chase 3 0 Noon Country Calendar 3 0 12:30 Emmerdale PG 0 1:30 Jamie’s Easy Meals For Everyday 3 0 2pm The Hotel Inspector PG 3 0 3pm Tipping Point 0 4pm Te Karere 2 4:30 Neighbours 0 5pm The Chase 0 6pm 1 News At 6pm 0 7pm Rolling In It PG 0 8pm Inside Taronga Zoo 0 9pm Close To Me 16LSC Jo tries to find out more about her adulterous relationship; Jo’s father tells a story from her childhood and she starts to question her theories about the fall. 0 10:05 1 News Tonight 0 10:35 The Casketeers PG 3 0 11:05 The Cricket Roadshow M30 11:35 Shortland Street PGC 3 0
6am Les Mills Born To Move 0 6:30 Hey Duggee 0 6:40 Paw Patrol 3 0 7:05 Eliot Kid 0 7:30 Teen Titans Go! 0 7:55 Unikitty! 3 0 8:20 Kangaroo Beach 8:30 JoJo And Gran Gran 8:40 Thomas And Friends 3 9:05 Infomercials 9:30 Les Mills Body Attack 0 10:05 Mike And Molly PG 3 0 11am Friends 3 0 12:05 The Cube 3 0 1:05 The Drew Barrymore Show PG 2:05 The Mindy Project PG 0 3:05 Bob Hearts Abishola 3 0 3:30 Bluey 3 0 3:40 Horrible Histories PG 0 4:05 Prank You Very Much 0 4:35 Friends 3 0 5pm The Simpsons PG 3 0 5:30 Superstore PGC 0 6pm The Big Bang Theory 3 0 6:30 Friends 3 0 7pm N Shortland Street PGC 0 8pm Australian Survivor – Brains v Brawn PG Desperation is setting in on one Tribe with members gunning for one person in particular. 0 9:35 F First Dates Australia PG 0 10:40 F Naked Attraction 18LSC 3 0 11:40 Two And A Half Men M 3 0 12:35 Wynonna Earp M 0 1:20 Emmerdale PG 3 0 2:10 Infomercials 3:10 2 Tunes 3:25 Australian Survivor – Brains v Brawn PG 3 0 4:35 Neighbours 3 0 5am Infomercials
6am Infomercials 6:30 Netball – Quad Series (DLY) England v Silver Ferns. 8am The Casagrandes 3 8:25 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3 9:15 Samurai Jack PGV 3 10:05 The Office PGC 11am Shipping Wars PGL 3 11:30 Walking Britain’s Lost Railways PGC 3 12:30 MasterChef Junior USA 3 1:30 Parks And Recreation PGC 2pm The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 3 3pm Wheel Of Fortune 3 3:30 Jeopardy 4pm Judge Judy 4:30 Tagata Pasifika 5pm Netball – Quad Series (HLS) England v Silver Ferns. From Copper Box Arena, London. 5:30 Prime News 6pm Football – Women’s A-League (HLS) Wellington Phoenix v Brisbane Roar FC. 6:30 Football – A-League (HLS) Perth Glory v the Wellington Phoenix. 7pm The Crowd Goes Wild 7:30 American Pickers PGC 8:30 M Doom 16VL 2005 Sci-fi Action. Based on a computer game about marines sent to investigate what went wrong at a scientific research centre on Mars. Karl Urban, Dwayne Johnson, Rosamund Pike. 10:45 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 11:45 The Crowd Goes Wild 3
6am James Martin’s Islands To Highlands 7am Colours Of China 8am Dual Survival PG 9am BBQ Pitt Masters PG 10am Outback Opal Hunters PGL 11am American Pickers PG Noon Dual Survival M 1pm Antiques Roadshow 2pm Bake Off – The Professionals 3pm Predators Up Close With Joel Lambert PG 4pm Gordon Ramsay’s Ultimate Home Cooking PG 4:30 Gordon Ramsay’s Ultimate Home Cooking PG 5pm Your Room Or Mine? 5:30 Mysteries At The Museum PGC 6:30 Salvage Hunters 7:30 Inside The Ritz With people spending less and more luxury hotels opening their doors, a look at how one of the most traditional hotels in the world stands out from the rest. 8:30 Jennifer And Joanna – Absolutely Champers 9:30 Mediterranean With Simon Reeve 10:30 Salvage Hunters 11:30 Mysteries At The Museum PGC
Tuesday
6am Yard Crashers 3 0 6:30 How Do Animals Do That 0 7am F Dodo Heroes PG 0 8am American Ninja Warrior 3 9am Infomercials 10:30 Bondi Vet PG 3 0 11am Bondi Vet PG 3 0 11:30 Newshub Live At 11:30am Noon House Hunters International 12:30 House Hunters International 0 1pm M Same Time Next Week PG 2017 Romantic Comedy. A widow and a widower struggle to let go of the past as their friendship blossoms into romance. Jewel Staite, Travis Milne. 3pm Millionaire Hot Seat 4pm Yard Crashers 0 4:30 Newshub Live At 4:30pm 5pm Outback Opal Hunters PG 0 6pm Newshub Live At 6pm 7pm Bondi Rescue PG 3 0 7:30 The Block Australia PG There is tragic news for one contestant; a neighbour decides he is not going to play the game with one team. 0 8:35 M The Dukes Of Hazzard M 3 2005 Comedy. The Duke cousins must save the family farm from Hazzard County’s corrupt authorities. Johnny Knoxville, Jessica Simpson, Seann William Scott. 0 10:35 Newshub Late 11:05 Evil Things M 12:05 Infomercials
12:25 The Day Will And Kate Got Married M 3 1:15 Te Karere 3 2 1:40 Infomercials 5:35 Te Karere 3 2
BRAVO 6am Infomercials 10am Hoarders PG 3 10:50 Face Off PGC 3 11:40 Botched PGL 3 12:30 Shark Tank PG 3 1:20 Celebrity Ghost Stories PGV 3 2:05 The Real Housewives Of New York City PGL 3pm Hoarders PG 3 3:55 Face Off PGC 3 4:50 Celebrity Ghost Stories PGV 3 5:40 Shark Tank PG 6:35 Botched PGL 3 7:30 Snapped MVC While investigating a missing Oregon handyman, police stumble upon human remains and are left searching a crime scene straight out of a horror movie. 8:30 Mark Of A Serial Killer MVC Detectives believe a serial killer is using the classified ads to lure and murder his victims. 9:30 Accident, Suicide Or Murder? 16C When a successful family man is discovered in the rubble of a deadly explosion, investigators desperately try to determine if it was a planned hit, or something else. 10:30 Snapped MVC 3 11:20 An Unexpected Killer 16VC 3 12:10 Infomercials
Tuesday
SKY 5 6am Jeopardy! 6:25 Wheel Of Fortune 6:45 Pawn Stars PG 7:10 Storage Wars PGL 7:35 Mountain Men PG 8:25 The Force MC 8:50 Ice Road Truckers PG 9:40 The Mentalist MVC 10:30 NCIS – New Orleans MV 11:30 Pawn Stars PG Noon Jeopardy! 12:25 Wheel Of Fortune 12:50 Blood And Treasure MV 1:40 Shades Of Blue MVLSC 2:30 The Mentalist MVC 3:20 Mountain Men PG 4:10 Jeopardy! 4:35 Wheel Of Fortune 5pm Storage Wars PGL 5:30 Pawn Stars PG 6pm Ice Road Truckers PG 7pm The Force MC 7:30 The Mentalist MVC 8:30 RBT MC 9pm RBT MC 9:30 Traffic Cops PGVC 10:30 NCIS – New Orleans MV 11:30 Mountain Men PG
Tuesday
12:30 Wheel Of Fortune 1am Jeopardy! 1:25 The Force MC 1:50 Traffic Cops PGVC 2:40 RBT MC 3:05 RBT MC 3:30 Ice Road Truckers PG 4:20 NCIS – New Orleans MV 5:10 The Mentalist MVC
Tuesday
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7:52 The Burnt Orange Heresy 16VLSC 2019 Action. Claes Bang, Elizabeth Debicki. 9:27 Waves 16LC 2019 Drama. Kelvin Harrison jr, Lucas Hedges. 11:42 Red Joan MS 2018 Drama. Judi Dench. 1:22 Godzilla v Kong MV 2021 Action. 3:15 Fatale 16VLS 2020 Thriller. 4:55 Music MVLC 2021 Drama. 6:40 Chaos Walking MV 2021 Sci-fi. Tom Holland, Daisy Ridley. 8:30 Bellbird ML 2019 Comedy. A rural community rallies around a recently widowed farmer to help him cope with his grief. Marshall Napier, Cohen Holloway. 10:10 Outback MVLC 2020 Thriller. Based on a terrifying urban legend, a young American couple find themselves stranded in the unforgiving Australian outback. Lauren Lofberg, Taylor Wiese. 11:35 The Empty Man 16VC 2020 Horror. James Badge Dale, Stephen Root.
6:30 Spy Game MVL 2001 Action. Robert Redford, Brad Pitt. 8:35 Edge Of Darkness 16VL 2010 Thriller. Mel Gibson, Ray Winstone. 10:32 Twilight MV 2008 Fantasy. 12:35 The Grey 16L 2011 Action. 2:33 Butterfly On A Wheel 16VL 2007 Thriller. 4:10 Almost Famous MC 2000 Drama. 6:15 Patriots Day 16VLC 2016 Drama. Mark Wahlberg, Kevin Bacon. 8:30 Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1 MVS 2011 Fantasy. Bella and Edward must deal with the chain of consequences brought on by their marriage and the birth of a child. Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson. 10:25 We Own The Night 16VL 2007 Crime. A New York nightclub manager, whose links to the police force make him a target for organised crime, must save his brother and father from the Russian Mafia. Mark Wahlberg, Joaquin Phoenix.
7:15 Japan Rugby League (HLS) Shining Arcs v Kubota Spears. From Prince Chichibu Memorial Rugby Ground, Tokyo. 7:45 Japan Rugby League (HLS) Toyota Sungoliath v Toyota Verblitz. From Azinomoto Stadium, Tokyo. 8:15 Cyclo-Cross – UCI World Cup (HLS) Women’s Elite. Coverage from Flamanville, France. 9:25 Cyclo-Cross – UCI World Cup (HLS) Men’s Elite. 10:55 Netball – Quad Series (HLS) England v South Africa. 11:30 Netball – Quad Series (HLS) Silver Ferns v Australia. Noon ATP Cup Review Show 1pm L Tennis – Australian Open Day One, Day Session. From Melbourne Park. 8:30 L Tennis – Australian Open Day One, Night Session. Coverage from Melbourne Park.
12:25 Twilight Saga – New Moon MV 2009 Drama. 2:35 Burn After Reading 16VLS 2008 Crime Comedy. 4:15 O Brother, Where Art Thou? MV 2000 Comedy.
2am Japan Rugby League (RPL) Shining Arcs v Kubota Spears. 4am Football – A-League (RPL) Perth Glory v Wellington Phoenix.
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6:30 Pipi Ma 3 6:35 Tamaiti Tu 6:45 Takaro Tribe 7am Taki Atu Taki Mai 7:10 Potae Pai 3 7:20 Kia Mau 3 7:30 Purakau 3 7:40 Darwin + Newts 3 7:50 He Rourou 3 8am Pukana 9am Oranga Ngakau 3 9:30 Cam’s Kai 3 10am Traditional Kai 3 10:30 Toi Te Ora 3 11am My Party Song 3 11:30 The Hui Noon Te Ngakau Tapatahi 12:30 Heritage Rescue 3 1:30 Toku Reo 3 2 2:30 Ako 3 2 3:30 Pipi Ma 3 3:35 Tamaiti Tu 3:45 Takaro Tribe 3 4pm Taki Atu Taki Mai 3 4:10 Potae Pai 3 4:20 Kia Mau 3 4:30 Purakau 3 4:40 Darwin + Newts 3 4:50 He Rourou 3 5pm Pukana 3 5:30 Te Mana Kuratahi 2019 3 6pm Haka Ngahau A-Rohe – Te Arawa 6:30 Te Ao I Te Raumati 7pm The Outliers PG 3 7:30 Indigenous 100 Francis and Kaiora Tipene share their journey from funeral directors to international stars. 8pm Summer Series A look at Robert Muldoon’s relationship with Black Power is revisited, featuring Denis O’Reilly. 8:30 M Mountain PG 3 2017 Documentary. Documentary exploring the history of people’s fascination with mountains. 10pm Princesses 3 10:30 Whiua Te Paatai 11pm Te Ao I Te Raumati 11:30 Closedown
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6am The Jonathan Ross Show PG 6:45 The Graham Norton Show MLS 7:35 The Bill MVC 8:25 A Touch Of Frost MV 10:10 Father Brown PG 10:55 Death In Paradise PG 11:55 Midsomer Murders MVC 1:30 The Bill MVC 2:25 New Tricks M 3:25 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 16LS 4:20 The Graham Norton Show ML 5:15 Who Do You Think You Are? PG 6:20 Qi MLSC 6:55 EastEnders PG 7:25 Qi MLSC 8pm Would I Lie To You? PG 8:35 The Good Karma Hospital M Lydia and Ruby visit a convent to make a seemingly miraculous diagnosis; Maggie and Paul trek through the jungle. 9:30 Professor T PG 10:35 The Trial Of Christine Keeler MLS 11:35 Midsomer Murders MVC
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6:05 How Do They Do It? PG 6:30 Pool Kings PG Hill Country Heaven. 6:55 You Have Been Warned PG Not Safe for Work. 7:45 Barnwood Builders PG Memory Lane. 8:35 Gold Rush MLC The Hunker Creek Curse. 9:25 Reclaimed PG Poor Man’s Mine. 10:20 Undercover Billionaire – Comeback City PG 11:15 Savage Builds PG 12:10 How Do They Do It? PG 12:35 Pool Kings PG 1:05 How The Universe Works PG 2pm Naked And Afraid MLC 2:55 Outback Opal Hunters PGL 3:50 Deadliest Catch MLC 4:45 Gold Rush – White Water PG 5:40 Fast N’ Loud MLC 6:35 Aussie Salvage Squad PG 7:30 Aussie Mega Mechanics PG 8:30 Savage Builds PG 9:30 Mighty Ships PG 10:30 Killers Of The Cosmos PG 11:25 Naked And Afraid MLC
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PUZZLES 17
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Don’t despair, this story’s a hoot
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t’s that special time of the year, a time when we publish heart-warming, humaninterest stories designed to make you feel better after running up a holiday and Christmas-induced level of debut normally associated with Mexico. I have such a story, which was sent to me many years ago by a friend in London. It’s a story which at the time convinced me to never again whistle to the singing birds in the splendid native bush, which surrounded my former castle in Otatara, near Invercargill. The story, which I am not making up, concerns a man named Neil, from Devon, England, and how he discovered an owl nesting in his garden. Each night, Neil would go out-
Daryl Holden side and hoot to the owl. To his delight, he would hear a hoot in reply, then he would hoot some more. This went on night after night, month after month. Neil even kept a log of his conversations, if you like, with the owl. Then one day Neil’s wife got to talking about this with a neighbour, who said her husband, whose name was Fred, had also been going out every night to hoot to the owl. At this point the proverbial penny dropped. The women real-
ised their husbands had spent an entire year hooting to each other. The owl was not involved at all. The owl was probably inviting his owl friends over to drink owl beer and listen to those hooting twits and laugh and laugh and laugh until they fell off their branches. Okay, so I must admit that this heart-warning story is not really a serious opinion piece that you would expect to find here, but doesn’t it make you feel better about yourself? At least you could say to yourself: “Okay, maybe it will take me years to pay off that holiday, or that flash new phone, or that super-duper train set I bought little Tommy, but at least I won’t be spending my evenings in a cold, damp English garden exchanging owl hoots with a man named
Fred.’’
On a serious note thing… Bluff has never seen anything like it. Not long before midnight on Friday, and on an unusually calm night, about 40 vehicles were parked up, their lights on full and focused on the Stirling Point signpost so that Emma Timmis could see her way through the darkness to the finish line of a remarkable feat. And then, at 11.18pm, she did it, setting a Guinness World Record for running the 2100km length of New Zealand in just 21 days. The Kaiapoi artist had somehow broken through the pain barrier day after day to set a record for running from Cape Reinga
to Bluff in 20 days, 17 hours and 17 minutes – the previous record of 35 days having been well and truly obliterated. A superhuman effort by a woman with an endurance running pedigree but whose performance this time wasn’t just about setting records. Her goal, to raise money and greater awareness for mental health in New Zealand and England, where she is from, was the driving force in an effort that really was out of this world. An effort that, of course, included running through Ashburton. Timmis and partner will be back through Ashburton this week but this time in a campervan. Much more sensible, I’m sure you’d agree.
TAKING ISSUE 19
Ashburton Guardian Tuesday, January 11, 2022
Brother-in-law Sam Hall with an elephant fish.
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Holiday flies by Phill Hooper OFF THE AIR
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s we were packing up our caravan at Rangi on Thursday morning last week, the comment was made about how quickly these Christmas holidays had passed us by. Twelve nights had absolutely flown by. I think the main reason was an investment the father-in-law made a few months ago. A couple of us enjoy fishing in the sea, but were getting frustrated with how hard it had become to catch a nice elephant fish, sentiment shared by those who chase salmon and trout at the mouth, I’m sure. Robin forked out some of his hard earned and purchased a Contiki on Trade Me for the family to have some fun with. That’s exactly what it has provided, up with Family Fun. I wouldn’t say we are a well-oiled machine as yet, but we are learning every time we launch the thing. We all have our wee jobs to do, and most of the time things go pretty much to plan. Although we did get the Contiki snagged one afternoon, which took two hours to retrieve. So far, we’ve had a pretty good strike rate with the Contiki, including one run where we had four very nice elephant fish on the hooks.
By the time you do a couple of runs it burns up two to three hours, then add on some filleting time plus some beer-batter preparation, cooking and eating, and you’ve chewed through a fair chunk of time each day. And of course, like any good fishing story, there is always time spent with a cold one discussing the catch and how we can do things better next time. My job is Fish Removal. I get the fish off the hooks. Put them out of their misery and gut them, unless they are too small or dogfish, which are unhooked and re-united with the sea. The latter earned me the nickname ‘Steve’ for my ability to get stabbed in the hand from the nasty wee spike the doggies have on their back. They really are the squirmy wee buggars of the sea. My other job is Cook. This is a much less painful role, unless some of the hot oil splatters and you’ve got your stubbies on. This year I made one adjustment to my cooking routine, and it was an absolute winner. After the fish fillets have been chilled, I dusted them in flour before dunking in the beer batter and cooking. It helps even a light and runny batter stick to the fish. Right, I’m out of here before this turns into a cooking column. Hoo Roo Phill “Crikey” Hooper
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Mid Canterbury’s horse and dog racing action
Camino Rocoso claims Nuggets
Laking produces masterly winning ride Enigmatic performer Camino Rocoso shrugged off a narrow defeat in the Greymouth Cup early last week to turn the tables on his conqueror that day in Bully Boy, as he took out the coveted Kumara Gold Nuggets on Saturday. The John & Karen Parsons-trained son of Shocking, who started his career in the stable of Murray Baker and Andrew Forsman, had been painfully out of form during his spring and early summer campaign but looked to have turned a corner when he charged home at Greymouth to be beaten by just half a head. Given an economical run in midfield this time by rider Jason Laking, Camino Rocoso hugged the rail throughout before angling into the clear approaching the home turn. Laking set out after Bully Boy, who had taken the lead at that point, before Camino Rocoso surged to the front at the 150m, racing clear for a three and a half-length victory over Bully Boy with Mama Sans battling on gamely for third. Karen Parsons, who has been battling a bout of ill health lately, watched on with her husband John from their Balcairn living room, with the pair cheering enthusiastically throughout the contest. “That is just such a thrill for us both,” she said. “We were up early to get all the horses worked and get the team ready to travel today. “Our foreman Jason Barber and his partner Jess, along with our float driver Gary Mitchell, have been taking the horses back and forward and they were away early to make what is a pretty long trip. “John and I thought he could go well
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today as he had been very unlucky last time. “I started yelling and John told me to pipe down and then he couldn’t help himself, so he started yelling as well, so there was plenty of noise coming from the lounge. “To get that win is just amazing and a great tonic for both of us. “The phone has run red hot with congratulations since the race finished which is very special for us both.” Parsons was quick to pay tribute to the ride of Jason Laking who had been aboard the horse for the first time at Greymouth.
“Jason Laking rode him outstandingly well,” she said. “He has two rides now and he has been superb both times. “The horse has his quirks, but when he is on his game, he is very hard to beat. “He seems to go his best races at this time of the year, and two years ago he won the Trentham Stakes in January. “That’s where we are aiming him again, as long as we can get the transport sorted out.” The victory made it thirteen wins from 65 starts for Camino Rocoso and took his career prizemoney past the $350,000 mark.
Swift Guy leads local contingent at local meeting Matt Markham The locals may have the most to say when racing returns to Mid Canterbury for the new year today. A nine-race card at the Ashburton Trotting Club’s meeting this afternoon is the first meeting in the region for 2022, and there’s a plethora of local hopes who will be out to try and claim success on one of their local tracks. And the best of them comes early in the day. Astute horseman, Kerry O’Reilly and his brother Leo will combine in the third race on the card with the promising maiden pacer, Swift Guy. Twice second in three starts to the races, the robust pacer looks primed to end his time in the maiden ranks today as he switches to the all weather surface after racing on the grass for all of his career to date. That won’t be a problem, however, with the son of Gold Ace, who is raced by Kerry and longtime stable owner Vic Lamb, having done all his workout and trials on the Ashburton surface. A bold second behind the talented Onedin Miki at his last start, Swift Guy is likely to start a dominant favourite in what is a very even looking maiden field. Also primed and seemingly ready to put the hoof in the till at the moment is the Raewyn Low-trained Missmollygoodgolly. The consistent pacer has been excellent in all five starts back this campaign from a spell, never finishing furth back than fourth, with two third and a second alongside two fourths. Drawn well this afternoon, driver Lawrence McCormick will be out to use the gelding’s noted stand start speed to land in a forward position from which to attack when the race gets serious. Race eight on the card today will see a strong contingent of local trotters engaged, including the talented Samantha’s Moon who resumes for Brent White, alongside Navara for the Ford family, Rogie Falls, who is also trained by White, and last start winner, DD’s Super Stuart for Carl Markham.
Ashburton harness Today at Ashburton Raceway
R1 HEARTLAND PRINT TROT $9000 2400m 14:32 1 5x Sunny Louis Sam Thornley 2 970x4 Raining In My Heart R D Close 3 x0203 Aiguille S J Ottley 4 539x3 Rakero Blaze R J Butt 5 58534 Royal Diedre B N Orange 6 43202 Heavenly Strings Craig D Thornley 7 70 Blithe Sarah O’Reilly R2 WINNING EDGE PRESENTATIONS VELOCITY MOBILE PACE $9000 1700m 15:07 1 6 Always B My Honey T S Chmiel 2 6270 You Can Fly Arden S J Ottley 3 5090x Stella’s Delight J R Dunn 4 x8497 Splash Of Crimson T M Mcmillan 5 9560 Kid Gloves J B Patterson 6 x4784 Get Back J R Dunn 7 8 Millwood Dior Devon Van Til 8 0 Alcippe’s Delight Craig D Thornley 9 22220 Phone Tap J J A Young-Grant 10 7980x Fine By Me T M Williams R D Close 11 x0202 Joes Rock 12 0 Strawb’s Class Act R J Alfeld K M Cox 13 39 Woodlea Jewel B N Orange 14 Mamma Mia R3 POPLAR FLATS FARM PACE $9000 2400m 15:34 1 325x Sargent Best Alana Cameron 2 77580 Airies Gold G A Shand 3 7 He’s A Jackalack R D Close 4 2575 Charnui A L Lethaby
J R Dunn 5 Gronkowski 6 202 Swift Guy L F O’Reilly 7 Trouble Supreme R T May 8 80793 Ars Gratia Artis J D Markham 9 22 Here’s Herbie C J DeFilippi 10 500 Don’t Bring Lulu S J Ottley 11 000x Grinning Again G D O’Reilly 12 86 Hit The Beach R J Alfeld 13 232 Twilight Bromac T M Williams 14 x0260 Platinum Prince T S Chmiel 15 Rocknroll Lover M J Williamson 16 63435 Rocketman B N Orange R4 ROSEBANK LIFE CARE HARNESS 7000 MOBILE PACE $9,000 1700m 15:59 1 Renko Craig D Thornley 2 Hillbilly Girl R D Close 3 40695 Taliesin R T May 4 8 Beyond A Shadow J R Dunn 5 Lone Wolf T M Mcmillan 6 366 Agusta Gold B N Orange 7 97394 All Together Now T S Chmiel 8 80929 Pure Courage T M Williams 9 Heat Seeker Stephen Boyd 10 62032 Watch Me K M Cox Sheree Tomlinson 11 80 Magical Miles G D O’Reilly 12 55540 Hey Tonight 13 57x78 Still Trying S R McNally R5 REDPARK FARM JUNIOR DRIVERS TROT $8500 2400m 16:24
1 72143 Trixton Time C J Dalgety 2 9386 Sundons Flyer Sam Thornley 3 92082 Martha Stuart Korbyn Newman 4 10180 Love Rose Devon Van Til 5 1964x Monaro Mako Kaleb Bublitz 6 20424 Expensive Crumpet Kerryn Tomlinson 7 67216 Sonoma Tyron Sarah O’Reilly 8 63785 Rachmaninov Scott Iremonger 9 06x13 Missy Nova Mark Hurrell 10 x0361 Galway Girl Gemma Thornley Ellie Barron 11 90857 Kowhai Sundown R6 MAJESTIC HORSE FLOATS PACE $8500 2400m 16:49 1 9051x Angus Stephen Boyd 2 43432 Missmollygoodgolly L D McCormick 3 6632 Classey Robin J R Dunn 4 41500 Somedreamsomewhere T M Williams 5 x6366 Reflectionsofmylife T S Chmiel 6 4672 Kusanova M J Williamson 7 72 Dreaminsover JJA Young-Grant 8 5x033 Woodlea Diego K M Cox 9 44502 Art Collector J W Cox 10 73179 Royal Jester B N Orange Lionel Dobbs 11 80x09 Pocket Call Sheree Tomlinson 12 x8305 Not Over R7 FIONA STUART MEMORIAL MOBILE PACE $9000 2400m 17:14 1 34x95 Baileys Diamond Sarah O’Reilly 2 50007 Szybka Lane G Telfer
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Reggie Golightly C J DeFilippi My Mate Ben R D Close Pixie M J Williamson Fast Ace Gemma Thornley Times Are A Changin R D Close Kowhai Magic T S Chmiel I’ll Write The Story Craig D Thornley Best Trio Brad Williamson Luminite Sam Thornley Lincoln Skipper S R McNally K A Butt Saint Waitaki B N Orange The Peacemaker J C Hay Betterthanhope
Matt Markham’s Ashburton Selections Race 1: Rakero Blaze, Aiguille, Sunny Louis, Heavenly Strings Race 2: Joes Rock, Always B My Honey, Millwood Dior, Strawbs Class Act Race 3: Swift Guy, Here’s Herbie, Rocknroll Lover, Gronkowski Race 4: Hillbilly Girl, Watch Me, Augusta Gold, Renko Race 5: Love Rose, Trixton Time, Galway Girl, Expensive Crumpet Race 6: Missmollygoodgolly, Somedreamsomewhere, Classey Robin, Angus Race 7: Show Me Heaven, Chevron’s Bypass, Scotlyn Beach Boy, Moody River Race 8: Laurie’s Legacy, Dominations Call, Majestic Action, DD’s Super Stuart Race 9: The Peacemaker, Betterthanhope, Best Trio, Kowhai Magic BEST BET: Swift Guy (R3) VALUE: Missmollygoodgolly (R6)
TAKING ISSUE 21
Ashburton Guardian Tuesday, January 11, 2022
Tough start to the new year for local sides Matt Markham The New Year’s hangover worked against Mid Canterbury’s two senior cricket sides on the weekend, as the South Canterbury senior competition kicked back into gear for the second half of the season. And now the pressure is firmly on both Allenton and the Tech Stags to get some momentum back quickly, or risk being left behind by other teams in the competition. Both were soundly beaten on the weekend, after their rivals put together imposing targets to try and run down with the bat, and while Tech got within a sniff of theirs, Allenton were never a chance as they crumbled for under 100. But there was a highlight for the Indian side though – a hat-trick to Kulvinder Kirk on the last three balls of the innings offered reason for a small smile as they walked off the middle at the end of the Celtic innings. It was small smiles only though, as their rivals had amassed an impressive 354 for nine from their 50 overs in the middle and Allenton were forced to watch on as they top order effectively batted them out of the match. A 168 run second-wicket partnership was followed by a 99 run third-wicket effort, and after 43 overs Celtic were 302-3 and in with a chance of getting close to 400. Kirk put a stop to that though, as he ripped through the Celtic lower order on his way to 5-66 from his eight overs. In reply, Allenton never looked comfortable with the bat. A 31-run stand that lasted eight overs at the top of the innings was the highlight as wickets fell at a frequent rate, and the Allenton side were eventually rolled for 97 in the 26th over. Sanjay Undre top scored with 28, but only
Short scoreboards Temuka 229/8 – (Alex Hooper 3-24, Alex Keenan 3-40) Tech Stags 178 (Alex Hooper 53 no, Jason Morrison 38, Ryan Bell 36) Celtic 354-9 (Kulvinder Kirk 5-66) Allenton 97 (Sanjay Undre 28)
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Greaney produces strong effort at nationals Matt Markham
There wasn’t a whole lot to smile about for the Tech Stags on the weekend as they went down to Temuka in South Canterbury Senior Cricket PHOTO ADAM BURNS 280121-AB three other batsmen managed to make it into double figures. Meanwhile, a little further up the road in Temuka, the Tech Stags also had a battle on their hands. And it was one they were unable to come out on top of. Bowling first against a side who hadn’t troubled them through the first half of the season, the Stags did a handy job with the ball restricting their hosts to 229/8 from their 50 overs. It was the Alex show, with Alex Hooper and Alex Keenan both grabbing three wickets each. The score would have looked achievable for the second-placed Stags, and even more so after a couple of handy partnerships at the top of the order had them in good stead. However, despite a number of starts, the Temuka bowlers put the squeeze on, and
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Tech were never able to eat into the target, and their last four wickets fell for 14 runs as they were all out in the 45th over, 51 runs short of their target. Hooper backed up his effort with the ball scoring 53 not out with the bat, but outside of a 38 from Jason Morrison and 36 from Ryan Bell, there was little resistance from the remainder of line up. The result sees Celtic join Tech in second on the same amount of points, with just three rounds to play. Tech have a tough run home with Star this week, but then Pleasant Point and Celtic in the final round – the match which could determine the final standings. Allenton are in a race of their own for the final playoff spot. Tied with Star on the standings they play Temuka this week, then Star and finish the round robin with a match against the table-topping Pleasant Point.
Top lady: Kristeen Williams 33.5, Top man: M Hawke 35. Nearest the Pins: Columbus Coffee – Richard Horrell, Mac & Maggies – Sally Lemon, Paul May Motor – Richard Johnson, Gabites Ltd – Pauline Bell, Twos: Kieren O’Grady, Brian Nuttall, Richard Horrell, Karen McRae Property Brokers Longest Putt No 9: Sharon Bradford.
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Twilight – January 6 Leading scores in the twilight stroke played on Thursday with players only allowed the use of 3 clubs and a putter: Men; – 6; Cawte Whiting 34, Ryan Bell, Pete Trembath 35. 7-10; Graeme Mills 32, Matt Stoddart 33, Mitch VanderKrogt, Mike Sandrey, Ben Schnackenberg 34, Kevin Bishop 35 c/b. 11 plus; Angus Lindsay 31, Vic Hylands 33, Tod Dolan 34. Women; - 14; Dinielle King 35. 15 plus; Karen Young 34 c/b. Non-Handicap; Benji Barry 34.Two’s; Marilyn Bennett, Pete Trembath, Gordy Kenton, Ryan Bell, Sam Whiting. Hokonui Hacker; Dave Morrison 42.
Saturday January 8 - Leading scores in the stableford played on Saturday: - 18; Kevin Bishop 39, Robin Simms, Gordon Rennie, Andrew Barrie 38, Neil Rayner, Tetua Tuakeu 37 c/b. 19 Plus; Selwyn Munro 42, Wayne Ross 40, Peter Natua 39. Women; Maxine Whiting 40, Sally Lane, Jacqui Beardsley 37 c/b. Nearest the pin: Tinwald Liquorland #2; Percy Kelsall. Gluyas Ford #6; Neal Jones. The Fine Lion #12; Trevor Taylor. Ace Automotive #16; Alan Anderson. Twos; Jason Mactier, Trevor Taylor, Chris Bell, Michael Thomas, Gordy Kenton. Net Eagle; #16 not struck.
DRAWS ■■ Bowls
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Rodney Greaney kept the smiles flowing at the Allenton Bowling Club late into last week as he went deep into the knockout stages of the New Zealand Men’s Pairs at the Bowls New Zealand Championships in Christchurch. Greaney, who is a clubmate of Sandra Keith, who claimed national glory earlier in the week when winning the women’s pairs with Bev Morel, made it down to the last eight in a hotly contest men’s pairs competition. Playing alongside Paul Matheson from Christchurch, Greaney was eventually eliminated in the quarter final by Andrew Kelly and Seamus Curtin, who went onto win the event, beating Gary Lawson and Tony Grantham in the final. Greaney was joined in the knockout stage of the pairs by fellow locals Craig Carter and Rob Fensom and also John Drayton and Neil Atkinson. Both of those pairings received a bye through to the round of 64 but were knocked out of the competition in that round. After het pairs win earlier in the week, Keith was out to repeat the effort in the singles. Qualifying the hard way with success on the second day of qualifying, she tumbled out of the tournament in the last 64.
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Mid Canterbury’s 2021 sporting events in retrospect - October
The Tinwald Cycling Club kept the roads busy on Sunday afternoons with their weekly meets.
Locals started to get excited about the opening of the new disc golf course near the EA Networks Centre.
Mid Canterbury Rugby were lucky to have the services of international player Nasi Manu for a number of weeks.
Local petanque players geared up to host the Canterbury singles and doubles championships.
Mid Canterbury’s interclub tennis competitions started for the new season.
Ashburton pacer, Cranbourne (inside) was the toast of the locals when he won the Methven Cup at Geraldine.
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