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To Ashburton College’s Imogene Felton (left) and Emily Greer it’s much more than just a flag. It’s their gay pride flag, which is recognised internationally as a symbol for the LGBTQI+ rainbow community. But not everyone was happy about it being raised at the college. It was stolen and burned but the school’s small pride group are boxing on and next year that’ll see the college ditch gendered leadership titles to become more READ MORE P2 inclusive to all students.

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Proudly waving the Pride flag LGBTQ+ communities all around the world.

The group wants to put the flag incident behind them and focus on their main goal to provide a safe space for the Rainbow community at the college, while also making changes to school policy to make it more inclusive.

Next year, that would be seen with Ashburton College no longer having a head girl and boy. Instead, they would have head students to be more gender inclusive.

“Our goal is to have a legacy for students to feel comfortable and safe here,” Greer said.

For now, though, the group would continue to make their voice heard in the community and to be accepted, according to fellow group co-leader Imogene Felton.

“Our group, and other groups like (us), have to work towards getting a greater visibility and tolerance towards our culture and our people here at college,’’ Felton said.

“Because, quite frankly at the moment, there is not that acceptance or tolerance.’’

Daniel Alvey Ashburton College’s Pride group leader says having their Rainbow community flag stolen and destroyed “hurt a lot’’ but they’re forging ahead with their inclusivity message.

Emily Greer said her small group of 10 Pride students, who hope to promote acceptance of the lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer and intersex (LGBTQI+) Rainbow community, were upset when the flag was stolen and burnt by yet-to-be confirmed perpetrators.

“It’s a big thing having a flag up and it’s a really big thing taking it down,’’ Greer said.

“Even if they thought it was funny at the time, it hurt a lot.

It really sucked.’’

The Rainbow flag was raised at school during June’s Pride month, which nationally is dedicated to celebrating the

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Ashburton College Pride group leaders Emily Greer (left) and Imogene Felton want to help provide a safe space for the lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer and intersex (LGBTQI+) Rainbow community at the college.

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The big boss: Volunteer New Zealand’s CEO Michelle Kitney is making a rare visit to Ashburton this week.

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The role of volunteering would be the focus, but it would include an interactive session involving a question-and-answer session for those in attendance.

Moylan felt that session and Kitney’s visit would further strengthen the close ties her organisation has with the national body.

“It allows Michelle to see firsthand the work we are doing in this area and also the organisations whose parent bodies are part of Volunteering New Zealand.’’

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would be the first time in Volunteering New Zealand’s 21-year history that its chief executive officer had visited Ashburton.

“Often smaller areas, such as the Ashburton district, can be missed when leaders, CEOs etc tour around but (the fact) that Michelle is spending two days in this area affirms the work we are doing.

Kitney will be busy. Among a number of engagements, she will deliver a presentation at a function for non-profit managers and co-ordinators, who engage with volunteers, at the Ashburton Art Gallery and Mu-

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Study could reignite plans for Ashburton sports hub Jonathan Leask A study into the district’s sports facilities could renew the plans for a sports hub centred around the EA Networks Centre.

Ashburton’s Sport Canterbury regional manager, Jan Cochrane, said with the Ashburton District Council and sporting bodies looking at planning ahead, it could be time to revisit the green field development at the EA Networks Centre, but any decisions will depend on the findings in the utilisation study.

“It’s the time for everyone to collaborate, look at what the vision is and how sports are currently situated,” Cochrane said.

Council’s community services group manager, Steve Fabish, said the utilisation study of the EA Networks Centre and district sports fields will take place later this year.

“The utilisation study is about identifying the current usage of the activities within the EA Networks Centre and, where we have issues with peak periods and times of low usage, where there are other opportunities to increase the usage,” Fabish said.

“A similar study will analyse usage of our district’s existing developed sports fields.

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“All of the information will be of high value in supporting any council decisions in the upcoming 2024/2034 long-term plan, with regards to any expansion of the EA Networks Centre and development of additional sports fields.”

The council owns a large tract of land, around 15 hectares, to the west of the sports centre.

Securing additional land to futureproof the stadium site by providing room for the stadium to be extended and space for a variety of outdoor sports to become part of the sports hub, was critical for the council when it signed off the project.

“When the site was chosen that EA Networks Centre is now built on, the land surrounding it was identified as a vision for it to be-

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come a sports hub in the future,” Cochrane said.

Whether that time was now will be determined by the findings of the council study, she said.

Other councils in Canterbury have established sports hubs, such as the Selwyn District’s Foster Park in Rolleston and Waimakariri setting up a sports hub in

Rangiora next to Mainpower Oval.

“We have seen in other regions the positive benefits of having a sports hub in one place,” Cochrane said.

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The Guardian was out and about in Ashburton, snapping pics. Here’s a few of the best.

Matariki in style

Ashburton Intermediate dents celebrate Matariki School celebrated Matariki this year. in style.

A dozen students dressed On Thursday afternoon Ash- up to represent Matariki, burton Intermediate School and the star cluster also put on a show for the rest known as the seven sisters. of the school at the AshburMatariki is the start of the ton Event Centre.

Maori New Year. When the Ashburton Intermediate Matariki cluster of stars School teacher, Huia Craw- start appearing in the night ford, organised the event sky, this signals the time and still turned up to help to reflect on the past year, with the event after giving celebrate the present, and birth, two days earlier. plan for the year ahead.

Crawford was blown away with the response from the wider community getting onboard to help the stu-

Each costume was made from different recycled materials and inspired by all things related to Matariki.

Noah, 12 – Matariki.

Abby, 12 – Rising from the stars.

From left – Matthew, Anya, Fatimaah, Volasinge and Tyson – representing the queen of hearts.

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From left – Olivia, Sophia and Bailey – wind.

Model trains on display The Model Train Show was well received at the Tinwald War Memorial Hall at the weekend.

Far left – Bryan Stevenson.

Left – Archer.

Right – Jim Rae. Far right – Rob Read.

Mia, 11, represents Time.

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The Ashburton clock is an ideal venue for the cast of Jesus Christ Superstar to gather. It’s ticking down on the third attempt to present the award-winning Andrew Lloyd-Webber musical, but this time they all believe it will happen.

Third time the charm?

Third time lucky.

Last week the trio of director Roger Farr, musical director Jo Castelow and choreographer, Julia Bell, started putting the jigsaw back together again so Jesus Christ Superstar could be staged in Ashburton.

The cast came together on Sunday to start rehearsals for the October show in the Ashburton Event Centre.

The rehearsal period for the Andrew

Lloyd Webber musical will be the longest in Ashburton musical history. They began two years ago but, with the August 2020 and March 2021 productions cancelled because of Covid restrictions, the mostly original cast has finally assembled this year, determined to perform the show.

“With every cloud there’s a silver lining and the cast is already delivering some amazing work,” Roger Farr said. “I couldn’t be happier with where we are.”

The trio has gathered a cast and band of 46 on stage with a further 35 working behind the scenes.

“There’s a huge amount of determination to get this one across the line from everyone involved,” Farr said.

Tickets for Jesus Christ Superstar go on sale this Friday with limited earlybird options available.

The production runs from October 1-8 at the Ashburton Event Centre.

The Hakatere Multi-Cultural Council is the big winner in the latest Community Trust Mid and South Canterbury grants, receiving $15,000.

The trust has dished out $2.5 million to community groups in its latest round of grants.

Hakatere multi-cultural council co-ordinator, Mercedes Walkham, said the money will be going towards operational costs for the business, “running the office, and covering petrol”.

Due to rising inflation, Walkham said the timing of the grant was opportune.

The money will help relieve some financial pressure which will help the team focus on helping the community.

The organisation holds regular events such as cooking classes, dancing lessons, parent groups, and meeting groups, to help mainly migrants and promote multi-ethnic activities in the district.

The council’s latest event is free dancing lessons at Armadillos every Thursday night with dance teachers Lyn and Richard George, teaching participants the salsa.

“They are very passionate about salsa,” Walkham said.

And if that doesn’t tickle your fancy, the next cooking class will be learning how to make Japanese sushi cakes and mochi ice cream by local Chiyo Hunt at the end of the month.

The other Ashburton area grants recipients: Ashburton Neighbourhood Support $5000 Wellbeing Opuke Charitable Trust $7500 Citizen’s Advice Bureau - Ashburton $10,000 $3000 Mid Canterbury Hockey

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Farmers focused on wintering well Farmers Ewen Mathieson and Ben Tosswill are working hard to protect their stock and the environment, by wintering well during the coldest months of the year.

Traditionally, July brings chilly temperatures, wet weather, and an increased risk of snow. To help farmers stay on top of these challenging conditions, Southland dairy farmer Mathieson and Hawke’s Bay sheep farmer Tosswill are sharing their experiences of managing winter grazing.

Speaking on a DairyNZ podcast, both Mathieson and Tosswill agree that planning ahead, developing contingency plans, and carrying out daily checks are key to providing good animal care, protecting the environment, and minimising stress for people and animals over winter.

“Having a wintering plan helps identify risks like slopes, water sources, and different soil types which helps us to plan our winter grazing to reduce the risk of contaminant and sediment runoff,” Mathieson said.

“Planning allows us to think through the different scenarios that could occur over winter and prepare for them. It helps reduce stress and allows you to get a better night’s sleep,” Tosswill said.

Mathieson has developed small sawdust pads on his farm to provide cows with a comfortable space to move to and lie on in bad weather.

“Cows need to be able to lie down while they are digesting feed,” Mathieson explained. “They need to express their natural behaviours and lying down is an important part of this.

Ben Tosswill: With the new regulations coming in next winter, North Island farmers also need to have a wintering plan and understand how practices affect the environment.

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“With the new regulations coming in next winter, North Island farmers also need to have a wintering plan and understand how practices affect the environment. We developed our plan for this year and are still learning about our impact,” Toswill said.

Mathieson said a particular focus on his farm was checking animals regularly – once or even twice daily.

“This helps us catch issues early so that small issues don’t escalate into bigger problems.”

DairyNZ’s head of the South Island, Tony Finch, said during July and August the weather could be very cold and unpredictable, and farmers needed to

keep up their focus on caring for stock right to the end of winter.

Last winter, 89 per cent of farmers developed a contingency plan to protect their animals and the environment in bad weather.

Finch said it’s not too late for farmers to develop a Plan B if adverse weather strikes, using DairyNZ’s template. “If you do have a Plan B, check your team understand when to action it.”

Beef + Lamb New Zealand’s environmental policy manager Heather McKay said the wintering grazing module in Beef +Lamb NZ’s farm plan would help farmers identify risks and take action to mitigate them.

Spreading the security word A series of rural security workshops in Canterbury provided an opportunity to spread the word about the New Zealand Police’s new trial rural crime prevention.

Hosted by FMG and supported by Federated Farmers and New Zealand Police, these regular workshops aimed to educate and engage the rural community around security issues and solutions and encourage social connections over shared kai.

At events in Amberley, Oxford, Culverden and Cheviot, senior constable Tony Maw and New Zealand Police project manager Lisa May presented the latest crime statistics and trends and provided an update on the North Canterbury Rural Crime Prevention trial. Local police staff also attended.

Maw said the main message was report, report, report.

“Crime is like a squeaky wheel – if we can’t hear it, we can’t fix it,” he said.

“In our most recent Rural Crime Survey, 31 per cent who experienced an incident said they didn’t report it to police and, disappointingly, 47 per cent didn’t improve security after the incident.

Maw and May also used the workshops to promote Rural Lookout, the crime prevention app being trialled in Waimakariri and Hurunui.

Since its launch on May 4, Rural Lookout has been downloaded over 2300 times and more than 80 reports have been made. So far, suspicious persons or vehicles have made up the majority of the reports, as well as anti-social road use, wilful damage, and drones.

May said these are exactly the types of activities they want to see being reported.

“These are the sorts of things that wouldn’t normally be reported,” said May, “but they add to a bigger picture”.

“In one instance, we were able to identify a stolen and abandoned vehicle on a remote rural road before it was even reported stolen.”

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Ellis Lea sells for $70 million Pat Deavoll Ellis Lea, a substantial South Canterbury dairy farm portfolio, has been acquired by an undisclosed New Zealand based investor in one of the country’s largest ever rural transactions.

The offering comprised two dairy farms, Grandview and Lamorna, together with support block Collett Farm.

The transaction, negotiated by Colliers rural advisor George Morris and Mark Parry, was the most significant land sale seen in the Canterbury dairy market for some time, totalling more than $70 million as a going concern.

Collectively they produced an impressive 1,789,898kgMS in the 2020/21 season, equating to 465kgMS per cow or 1896 kgMS per effective hectare, with only 692kgDM of introduced feed fed per cow.

Morris said the impressive production was underpinned by an equally impressive financial performance.

Grandview Farm, in Old Main South Road, Orton, covers 420ha while nearby Lamorna, at Chalmers Road, spans 524ha.

The 249ha Collett run-off is approximately 30 minutes from the farms.

The scale of the offering, sold as one portfolio, meant the buyer was unlikely to be local, Morris said.

“We were confident the likely buyer was going to come from a group of parties active in the market – including, corporates, institutional funds, and large-scale families who we knew were genuine and qualified.

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Morris said the Ellis Lea assets had always been of interest to corporate buyers because of their scale, location, excellent resources, infrastructure, and proven consistency in production and profitability.

“David and Karen Ellis are industry leaders with a reputation in the industry for being very good farmers and stewards of the land. The way the farms are presented, the productivity and the care taken to ensure environmental regulation is not only complied with, but exceeded, is

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Parry said the Canterbury agricultural market and, more specifically, the dairy market, was going from strength to strength.

“On farm profitability is very healthy and a new-found confidence in food production and health food in a post-pandemic world seems to be encouraging astute buyers. Commodity prices, as well as futures markets, remain strong and con-

tinue to bolster confidence for buyers and create a sound margin for returns.

“It’s good to see the investment sector return to the dairy market after a notable absence – it’s always been an important source of capital.”

Leadership award Aorangi regional chair for Young Farmers James Hurst has been awarded 2021’s leadership award for demonstrating the core values of Young Farmers and leading the Aorangi region to success.

Nominated by a friend, Hurst was described as hard-working and a great role model.

Hurst was thrown in the deep end when elected as Aorangi regional chair with a few clubs struggling to get members and at risk of folding.

He held the role for three years and in that time, increased membership of those clubs and provided guidance to address their problems. He reimplemented the region’s two districts to bring clubs together and encouraged one person from each club to be part of the

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regional executive team so that their needs were represented.

He also focused on succession in the region by involving the vice-chairs in his role to ease the step up to chair.

It was noted the structure Hurst created for Aorangi would have flow-on effects that would benefit the club moving into the future.

Hurst was also described as incredibly giving, always having time to help others, sharing his knowledge and experience, and often leant a helping hand to other members facing challenges.

“He is relatable and easy to get on with, James has a great passion for the NZYF organisation and has had a significant role in the success of this region,” said a nominator.

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Holden for All Blacks’ coaching role

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ear New Zealand Rugby chief executive officer Mark Robinson. I feel your pain. I sense your frustration.

Fortunately, relief is here.

Because this is a quick note to advise you that, after watching that bumbling, ill-disciplined, poorly selected All Blacks team get so outplayed by Ireland in Dunedin on Saturday, that I’ve decided to step up for the country.

I’ve decided to immediately make myself available to take over as head coach through to the Rugby World Cup next year.

Yes, I know you somehow thought Ian Foster was the man for the job in 2019, and that he’s signed as head coach until after the world cup. But honestly, I think we both now realise that Fossie as a head coach is as useful as a handbrake on a canoe or windscreen wipers on a submarine.

So, why me for the ABs’ top

Daryl Holden coaching job? Well, to be fair, it’s not necessarily because of my rugby coaching experience, unless you count my player-coaching days for the Clarendon Primary School’s top team in Invercargill when, my superior coin tossing skills and ability to slice the halftime oranges to perfection, was enough for the lads to let me call the shots.

Anyway, coaching experience shouldn’t matter because cynics, and, yes, perhaps at times that has included yours truly, have for years said that anyone could coach an All Blacks’ team to victory. They’ve said it’s just a matter of making sure all the players get

on the bus to the ground, and that the bus doesn’t crash.

And to a certain extent, that’s true. I think you and I both know that an All Black side coached by United States’ President Joe Biden would probably win 50 per cent of their matches, and he gives the impression he couldn’t coach sheep to eat grass.

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what he’s doing or can’t inspire his players to do the right thing.

Let’s start with the big boys up front, the props. The non-selection of Highlanders’ bookend Ethan de Groot was as weird as the hairstyle of halfback Folau Fakatava.

You’ll remember that Fossie justified it by saying de Groot wasn’t

I think we both now realise that Fossie as a head coach is as useful as a handbrake on a canoe or windscreen wipers on a submarine.

I don’t want to come down too hard on Fossie, but some of his decisions, and the inconsistent performances of his team and their ill-disciplined red and yellow card ways, give the distinct impression that he has no idea

fit enough to be picked, but two weeks before that first ABs squad selection for 2022, the 23-yearold had scrummaged veteran All Black tighthead Ofa Tuungafasi off the park in a Super Rugby Pacific quarter-final. Then, to confound

it further, Fossie named Blues’ prop Karl Tu’inukuafe instead, even though he’s off to play in France at the end of the year. The reasoning? Tu’inukuafe is apparently rated the best loosehead scrummager in the country.

Fair enough maybe, and we presume that’s why Tu’inukuafe played in the first test against Ireland in Auckland, but in the second test in Dunedin he couldn’t even make the match day squad.

Can someone please explain that?

How is his selection, and then non-selection, getting us ready for the world cup?

It’s the sort of selection fiasco that makes you wonder if Fossie and company know an international prop from a plate of broccoli.

Harsh, maybe. But Robo, it’s time to act.

Do the right thing. Just give me the keys to that All Black bus. I can’t possibly do any worse.

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NCIS investigates the death of a Navy engineer; a New Zealand intelligence service officer connects the death to a Chinese secret agent. 0 9:30 N Seal Team M The team learns that a training exercise is really a cover for a covert mission to get a weapons expert out of a dangerous country. 0 10:30 CSI MC 0

6am AM 9am Infomercials 10:30 Gold Rush PG 3 0 11:30 Newshub Live at 11:30am Noon Ready to Love M 0 1pm M The Story of Love 2021 Romance.

Brittany Bristow, Franco Lo Presti. 0 3pm What Could Possibly Go Wrong? PG 0 4pm Room Crashers 0 4:30 Newshub Live at 4:30pm 5pm Gold Rush PG 0 6pm Newshub Live at 6pm 7pm The Project 7:30 Bondi Rescue PG 3 When giant waves hit Bondi, Bisho must perform a rescue with only his flippers and a rescue tube. 0 8pm Bondi Rescue PG 3 Hoppo and the boys are in South Australia cage diving with sharks, while back home, the lifeguards recover the body of a dead man. 0 8:30 NCIS M While investigating the death of an intruder at Quantico, Jimmy and Kasie are exposed to a deadly biotoxin. 0 9:25 NCIS – LA M NCIS investigates the robbery of a high-end arts storage facility. 0 10:25 Newshub Late 10:55 The Hui 0 11:30 Newshub Nation 3 0

8am Hunter Street PG 3 0 8:25 The Loud House PG 0 8:50 The Moe Show 3 0 9am Wheel of Fortune 3 9:30 American Pickers PG 3 10:25 The Great British Bake Off PG 3 0 12:40 Whose Line is It Anyway? PG 1:10 Tough as Nails PGL 3 0 2:05 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 3 3:05 Wheel of Fortune 3:30 Jeopardy 4pm Modern Dinosaurs PGC 3 Find out how the tuatara outlived the dinosaurs. 0 5pm Which Car 3 Dan meets an aggressive, finely tuned Camaro and enlists expert advice to tame the beast; Emma finds out what makes French cars so chic. 0 5:30 Prime News 6pm Storage Wars PGL 3 0 6:30 L Rugby – Maori All Blacks v Ireland From Sky Stadium, Wellington. 0 9:30 And Just Like That… The Documentary M A behind-the-scenes look at the filming of the series reboot. 0 11pm The Breakdown

6am My Cat from Hell PG 7am The Pioneer Woman 7:30 Valerie’s Home Cooking 8am Giada Entertains 8:30 Gino’s Italian Express 9am Mysteries at the Museum PG 10am American Pickers PG 11am Salvage Dawgs 11:30 Flea Market Flip Noon Al Murray’s Great British Pub Quiz PG 1pm Dream Builds on Wheels 2pm Bang on Budget PG 3pm My Cat from Hell PG 4pm Star Plates 4:30 Star Plates 5pm Mysteries at the Museum PG 6pm American Pickers PG 7pm Great Southern Truckers PG Shane needs the help of road pilot Pete to deliver a massive stone crusher; one of the Great Moscow Circus trucks goes AWOL. 8pm Newshub Live at 8pm 8:30 How to Save a Grand in 24 Hours The Wallaces spend money faster than it comes in, mum Anna needs to be reined-in and dad Mark needs to get his DIY mojo back.

9:30 Al Murray’s Great British Pub Quiz PG Ed Byrne and Andy Parsons captain pub quiz teams from Gloucester and Edinburgh.

10:30 Great Southern Truckers PG 11:30 Flea Market Flip Midnight Infomercials

Wednesday

12:25 The Royals Revealed 3 0 1:15 Te Karere 3 2 1:40 Infomercials 5:30 Te Karere 3 2

BRAVO 6am Infomercials 10am Hoarders PG 3 10:50 Bar Rescue PGLC 3 11:45 Million Dollar Listing NY PG 3 12:45 Tiny House Nation PG 3 1:40 50 Ways to Kill Your Mammy PGLC 3 2:35 Hoarders PG 3 3:30 Top Chef PG 4:30 Shark Tank PG 3 5:30 Million Dollar Listing NY PG 3 6:30 Bar Rescue PGLC 7:30 Rich Kids Go Skint PGL Alex drives a $130,000 car and has strong views about people who do not work.

8:30 The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills M 9:30 Below Deck Down Under M The Thalassa crew host a prom night after their first adventure to the Great Barrier Reef, but Ryan feels left out.

10:30 Killer Couples MVC 3 When the wife of an Army medic is discovered murdered, the investigation reveals secrets, lies and a twisted romance that hit the headlines.

11:30 The Real Murders Of Orange County MVC 3 12:20 Infomercials

Wednesday

12:20 N Chapelwaite 16VC 0 1:20 Emmerdale PG 3 0 1:45 Infomercials 2:45 MasterChef Australia 3 0 3:50 Heroes M 3 0 4:35 Neighbours 3 0 5am Infomercials

SKY 5 6am Jeopardy!

6:20 Wheel of Fortune 6:40 Pawn Stars PG 7:05 Pawn Stars PG 7:35 Ax Men ML 8:25 Border Security M 8:50 Storage Wars PGL 9:15 Storage Wars PGL 9:40 The Mentalist MVC 10:30 Fringe 16V 11:30 Pawn Stars PG Noon Raw MVC 3:05 The Mentalist MVC 4:05 Jeopardy!

4:35 Wheel of Fortune 5pm Storage Wars PGL 5:30 Storage Wars PGL 6pm Pawn Stars PG 6:30 Pawn Stars PG 7pm Border Security M 7:30 The Mentalist MVC 8:30 Massive Engineering Mistakes PGC 9:30 Outback Truckers PGL 10:30 Fringe 16V 11:30 Ax Men ML

Wednesday

12:30 Wheel of Fortune 12:55 Jeopardy!

1:20 Border Security M 1:45 Outback Truckers PGL 2:35 Massive Engineering Mistakes PGC 3:30 Storage Wars PGL 3:55 Storage Wars PGL 4:20 Fringe 16V 5:10 The Mentalist MVC

Wednesday

12:35 Infomercials 5:30 AM Early

Wednesday

12:05 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 1am Infomercials

MOVIES PREMIERE

MOVIES GREAtS

7:05 Come Play MC 2020 Horror.

Azhy Robertson, Gillian Jacobs.

8:40 Don’t Breathe 2 16VLC 2021 Horror. Stephen Lang, Madelyn Grace.

10:15 Alone 16VL 2020 Thriller.

11:50 Judas and the Black Messiah 16VL 2021 Drama.

1:55 I’m Just F*cking with You 16VLSC 2018 Horror.

3:20 Kimi 16VLSC 2022 Thriller.

4:50 Reminiscence MVC 2021 Sci-fi.

6:45 Dirt Music MLS 2019 Drama. Kelly MacDonald, Garrett Hedlund.

8:30 The War Below MVC 2021 War. In the midst of the Great War, Hellfire Jack recruits miners to dig a tunnel beneath no man’s land to set bombs below the German front. Tom GoodmanHill, Sam Hazeldine.

10:10 The Suicide Squad 16VLC 2021 Adventure. Supervillains join a super-secret task force and are dropped off at a remote, enemy-infused island of Corto Maltese.

Margot Robbie, Idris Elba.

6:05 The Soloist ML 2009 Drama. Jamie Foxx, Robert Downey jr.

8am Batman Begins MV 2005 Adventure. Christian Bale, Michael Caine.

10:15 The Dark Knight MV 2008 Action. Christian Bale, Heath Ledger.

12:45 The Dark Knight Rises MV 2012 Action Thriller.

Christian Bale, Tom Hardy, Anne Hathaway.

3:25 The Perfect Storm ML 2000 Adventure.

5:35 American Gangster 16VLSC 2007 Crime.

8:30 Jane Eyre MC 2011 Drama.

A young governess softens the heart of her surly employer, only to discover he is hiding a terrible secret. Mia Wasikowska, Michael Fassbender, Judi Dench.

10:30 In the Valley of Elah 16VLC 2007 Crime. A retired military investigator works with a police detective to find the truth behind his son’s disappearance after his return from Iraq. Tommy Lee Jones, Susan Sarandon, Charlize Theron.

Wednesday

12:20 The Marksman MVL 2021 Action.

2:05 Flesh and Blood 1 6VLSC 2018 Horror.

3:35 The Professor and the Madman MVC 2019 Drama.

5:35 Antebellum 16VL 2020 Thriller.

Wednesday

12:30 The Lovely Bones MVL 2009 Drama.

2:45 Money Monster MVLS 2016 Thriller.

4:25 Green Lantern MV 2011 Action.

SKY SPORt 1 6am Oceania Rugby Women’s Championship (RPL) Samoa v Tonga.

From Massey Park, Papakura.

8am The Crowd Goes Wild 9am Oceania Rugby Women’s Championship (RPL) Fiji v Papua New Guinea.

11am Wallabies v England (HLS) Second Test.

1pm First XV Rugby (RPL) Sacred Heart College v Mount Albert Grammar.

2:45 All Blacks v Ireland (HLS) Second Test.

3pm Argentina v Scotland (RPL) Second Test.

5pm Springboks v Wales (HLS) Second Test.

From Toyota Stadium, Bloemfontein.

5:20 Wallabies v England (HLS) Second Test.

From Suncorp Stadium, Brisbane.

5:40 Between Two Posts 6:30 L Maori All Blacks v Ireland Second Test.

From Sky Stadium, Wellington.

9:30 The Back Page 10:30 Between Two Posts 11:30 Aotearoa Rugby Pod

Wednesday

Midnight Maori All Blacks v Ireland (RPL) Second Match.

2am Rowing World Cup (RPL) Day Three.

0 Closed captions; 3 Repeat; 2 Maori Language; HLS Highlights; RPL Replay; DLY Delayed. CLASSIFICATIONS: 16/18 Approved for persons 16/18 years or over; C Content may offend; L Language may offend; M Suitable for mature audiences 16 years and over; PG Parental guidance recommended for young viewers; S Sexual content may offend; V Contains violence. Local Radio: NewsTalk ZB 873AM/98.1FM FM Classic Hits FM 92.5; Port FM Local 94.9, 98.9 and 106.1

6:30 Pipi Ma 3 6:40 ZooMoo 3 6:50 Taki Atu Taki Mai 3 7am Darwin and Newts 3 7:10 Smooth 3 7:20 Te Nutube 3 7:30 Haati Paati 3 7:40 Kia Mau 3 7:50 Kainga Whakapaipai 3 8am Tribe 3 8:30 Oranga Ngakau 3 9:30 Whanau Living 3 10am He Kakano 3 10:30 Toi Te Ora 3 11am Chatham Islanders 3 11:35 Te Ngakau Tapatahi 3 Noon Te Ao Tapatahi 12:30 M Yellow is Forbidden 3 2018 Documentary.

2:35 Ako 3 2 3:05 Pipi Ma 3 3:15 ZooMoo 3 3:25 Taki Atu Taki Mai 3 3:35 Darwin and Newts 3 3:45 Smooth 3 3:55 Te Nutube 3 4:05 Haati Paati 3 4:15 Kia Mau 3 4:25 Kainga Whakapaipai 3 4:35 Ariki 3 5:15 Rediscovering Aotearoa PG 3 5:30 Polyfest 3 6pm Haka Ngahau a-Rohe – Rangitane 3 6:30 Te Ao Marama 7pm Strait to the Plate 3 7:30 David Rocco’s Dolce South East Asia Singapore is a diverse place where you can find just about any kind of food and the opportunity for a better life is available for all.

8pm Hunt with Me PG Ngati Hine FM DJ Amber Smith and her father are in search of kingfish; Gavin is in the Ruahine Range determined to fill the freezer with venison.

8:30 The Pacific 9:30 Hunting Aotearoa PG 10pm Merchants of the Wild 10:30 Piri’s Tiki Tour PGC 3 11pm Te Ao Marama 11:30 Closedown

UKtV

DIScOVERY

6am Would I Lie to You? PG 6:35 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown PG 7:25 EastEnders PG 7:55 The Bill MVC 8:45 A Touch of Frost MVC 10:20 Father Brown PG 11:10 Doc Martin PG Noon Midsomer Murders MVC 1:35 The Bill MVC 2:25 New Tricks MVLS 3:25 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown MLS 4:20 The Jonathan Ross Show PG 5:15 Who Do You Think You Are? PG Liz Carr.

6:20 Qi PG 6:55 EastEnders PG 7:25 Qi PG 8pm Would I Lie to You? PG Comedy panel show where contestants bluff about their secrets.

8:35 Heartbeat PG Joe and Carol help a single mother, but clash over the course of action.

9:30 Father Brown PG 10:25 Doc Martin MC 11:20 Midsomer Murders MVC

Wednesday

12:55 Qi PG 1:25 Qi PG 2am Would I Lie to You? PG 2:30 Who Do You Think You Are? PG 3:30 Heartbeat PG 4:20 Father Brown PG 5:10 Doc Martin MC 12Jul22

6:05 How It’s Made PG 6:30 How Do They Do It? PG 6:55 How the Universe Works PG 7:45 Homestead Rescue PG 8:35 Railroad Australia PG 9:25 Fast N’ Loud MLC 10:20 Demolition Down Under PG 11:15 Undercover Billionaire PG Exposed.

12:10 How Do They Do It? PG 12:35 How It’s Made PG 1:05 Strange Evidence PG Revenge of the Monster Wolf.

2pm Naked and Afraid M Fire on the Mountain. 2:55 Alaskan Bush People MLC 3:50 Gold Rush – White Water PG 4:45 Homestead Rescue PG 5:40 Outback Opal Hunters PG 6:35 Aussie Mega Mechanics PG 7:30 Aussie Gold Hunters PG 8:30 Mysteries at the Museum PG 9:30 Mystery at Blind Frog Ranch MLC 10:30 Rob Riggle – Global Investigator PG 11:25 Naked and Afraid MLC

Wednesday

12:15 Homestead Rescue PG 1:05 Strange Evidence PG 1:55 Gold Rush – White Water PG 2:45 Naked and Afraid M 3:35 Moonshiners MLC 4:25 Alaskan Bush People M 5:15 Outback Opal Hunters PG

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Pawn Stars, at 7pm

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6am Breakfast 0 9am Lingo 0 10am Tipping Point 3 0 11am The Chase 3 0 Noon 1 News at Midday 0 12:30 Emmerdale PG 0 1pm Hollyoaks PG 0 2pm Coronation Street PG 3 0 3pm Tipping Point 0 4pm Te Karere 2 4:30 Neighbours PG Hendrix prepares for a life changing operation; Harlow begins a quest for justice. 0 5pm The Chase 0 6pm 1 News at 6pm 0 7pm Seven Sharp 0 7:30 Give Us a Clue PG Local celebrities must mime out titles and more before time runs out. 0 8:20 Lotto 8:25 Give Us a Clue PG Continued. 0 8:30 Location, Location, Location Kirstie and Phil are in Devon, a top spot for people relocating that makes the best houses harder to get. 0 9:30 Coronation Street PG 0 10:30 1 News Tonight 0 11pm Shortland Street PG 3 0 11:30 Transplant M 0

6am Les Mills Born to Move 3 0 6:25 Children’s Programmes 0 9:05 Infomercials 9:30 Les Mills Body Attack 3 0 10:05 Home and Away 3 0 10:35 Shortland Street PG 3 0 11:05 Charmed PG 0 Noon M Love, Game, Match PG 2022 Romance. Christine Prosperi. 0 1:40 The Drew Barrymore Show PG 0 2:40 Superstore PG 0 3pm Sabrina the Teenage Witch 0 3:30 The Feed 0 5pm The Simpsons PG 3 0 5:30 Friends 3 0 6pm The Big Bang Theory 3 0 6:30 Home and Away PG 0 7pm Shortland Street PG 0 7:30 MasterChef Australia – Fans and Faves PG The contestants need to create the perfect date night meal for 25 couples. 0 8:30 Taskmaster NZ 16L 0 9:30 Guessable M Two celebrity teams compete to identify the famous name or object inside a box. Hosted by British comedian Sara Pascoe. 0 10:30 Killing Eve 16V Eve and Villanelle reunite before they pursue their missions; Carolyn faces a ghost from her past. 0 11:30 Mom PG 3 0

6am AM 3 9am Infomercials 10:30 Gold Rush PG 3 0 11:30 Newshub Live at 11:30am Noon Ready to Love M 0 1pm M A Romance Wedding PG 2020 Romance. Helping out at the family cafe in her hometown, a wedding planner is reunited with a former boyfriend, a now aspiring chef. Morgan Kahan, Drew Nelson. 0 2:55 What Could Possibly Go Wrong? PG 0 3:55 Room Crashers 0 4:30 Newshub Live at 4:30pm 5pm Gold Rush PG 0 6pm Newshub Live at 6pm 7pm The Project 7:30 Match Fit PG Former All Black greats face tough physical and mental obstacles with Sir Graham Henry and Buck Shelford. 0 9pm Sort Your Life Out NZ PG Kanoa and the team meet a rock ’n’ roll dancer overwhelmed by caring for years worth of belongings. 0 9:55 This Time Next Year Australia PG Everyday Australians tackle monumental personal goals during the most challenging year of their lives. 0 11pm Newshub Late 11:30 NRL Try Time

8am Hunter Street PG 3 0 8:25 The Loud House PG 0 8:50 The Moe Show 3 0 9am Jeopardy 3 9:30 American Pickers PG 3 10:25 The Great British Bake Off PGL 3 0 12:40 Whose Line is It Anyway? PG 1:10 Tough as Nails PGL 3 0 2:05 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 3 3:05 Wheel of Fortune 3:30 Jeopardy 4pm Modern Dinosaurs PG 3 0 4:55 The Hui 0 5:30 Prime News 6pm Sky Speed 6:30 Storage Wars PGL 3 0 7pm Pawn Stars PG 3 The Pawn Stars are thrilled when one of NBA legend Dr J’s supposed game-worn sneakers steps into the shop.

8pm L Netball – Cadbury Series Silver Ferns v New Zealand A. From the Pulman Arena, Auckland. 0 9:45 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords M 3 Letting agent Paul, sales consultant Dale and housing agents Andrew and Jo find themselves taking pity on tenants in dire straits. 0 10:45 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 11:45 Cinema Toast 16

12:35 Infomercials 5:30 AM Early

12:20 Closedown 12:30 Infomercials

6am My Cat from Hell PG 7am The Pioneer Woman 7:30 Valerie’s Home Cooking 8am Star Plates 8:30 Star Plates 9am Mysteries at the Museum PG 10am American Pickers PG 11am Salvage Dawgs 11:30 Flea Market Flip Noon Al Murray’s Great British Pub Quiz PG 1pm How to Save a Grand in 24 Hours 2pm Great Southern Truckers PG 3pm My Cat from Hell PG 4pm Giada in Italy 4:30 Giada in Italy 5pm Mysteries at the Museum PG 6pm American Pickers PG 7pm The Great Pottery Throwdown PG 8pm Newshub Live at 8pm 8:30 Our Wildest Dreams PG The BBC tests nine people with ordinary jobs to see if one of them has what it takes to become a wildlife filmmaker.

9:30 Al Murray’s Great British Pub Quiz PG Andy Parsons and James May captain pub quiz teams from Stevenage and Battersea.

10:30 The Great Pottery Throwdown PG The potters tackle raku firing, handbuild two animal figurines and face a tricky ceramic technique, nerikomi.

11:30 Flea Market Flip Midnight Infomercials

Thursday

12:25 Under the Dome MV 0 1:10 Te Karere 3 2 1:45 Infomercials 5:30 Te Karere 3 2

BRAVO 6am Infomercials 10am Hoarders PG 3 11am Bar Rescue PGLC 3 11:50 Million Dollar Listing NY PG 3 12:45 Tiny House Nation 3 1:40 50 Ways to Kill Your Mammy PGLC 3 2:40 Hoarders PG 3 3:30 Top Chef PG 4:30 Shark Tank PG 3 5:30 Million Dollar Listing NY PG 3 6:30 Bar Rescue PGLC 7:30 Dog Rescuers PG An owner has moved, leaving his dogs behind, Inspector Herchy is left placating the dogs and facing a precarious removal.

8:30 24 Hours In Emergency MC Tim’s mountain bike jump went wrong; Jeanette is struggling to breathe; Mollie is in A&E after her daughter drove into a lamp post.

9:30 Stacey Dooley Sleeps Over M After Jemma was diagnosed with stage four cancer, Stacey discovers how those closest to her are dealing with her terminal diagnosis.

10:30 Killer Couples MVC 3 11:30 The Real Murders Of Orange County MVC 3 12:20 Infomercials

Thursday

12:25 Wentworth 16VL 3 0 1:10 Emmerdale PG 3 0 1:35 Infomercials 2:30 MasterChef Australia 3 0 3:20 Heroes 3 0 4:05 B Positive PGL 3 0 4:25 2 Tunes 4:35 Neighbours 3 0 5am Infomercials

SKY 5 6am Jeopardy!

6:20 Wheel of Fortune 6:40 Pawn Stars PG 7:05 Pawn Stars PG 7:35 Ax Men ML 8:25 Border Security M 8:50 Storage Wars PGL 9:15 Storage Wars PGL 9:40 F The Mentalist MVC 10:30 Fringe 16V 11:30 Pawn Stars PG 11:55 Jeopardy!

12:20 Wheel of Fortune 12:45 Massive Engineering Mistakes PGC 1:35 Outback Truckers PGL 2:30 F The Mentalist MVC 3:20 Ax Men ML 4:10 Jeopardy!

4:35 Wheel of Fortune 5pm Storage Wars PGL 5:30 Storage Wars PGL 6pm Pawn Stars PG 6:30 Pawn Stars PG 7pm Border Security M 7:30 F The Mentalist MVC 8:30 FBI – Most Wanted MV 9:30 Lethal Weapon 16VLSC 10:30 Fringe 16V 11:30 Ax Men ML

Thursday

12:30 Wheel of Fortune 1am Jeopardy!

1:25 Border Security M 1:50 Lethal Weapon 16VLSC 2:35 FBI – Most Wanted MV 3:30 Storage Wars PGC 3:55 Storage Wars PGL 4:20 Fringe 16V 5:10 F The Mentalist MVC

Thursday

Thursday

MOVIES PREMIERE

MOVIES GREAtS

7:17 Christmas Movie Magic PG 2021 Comedy.

Holly Deveaux, Drew Seeley.

8:40 Penguin Bloom ML 2020 Drama. Naomi Watts, Andrew Lincoln. 10:15 Chaos Walking MV 2021 Sci-fi.

12:05 Joe Bell MVLSC 2020 Drama. 1:40 Words on Bathroom Walls MLC 2020 Drama. 3:30 The Craft – Legacy MC 2020 Drama.

5:05 Halloween Kills 16VLC 2021 Horror. 6:50 The Fallout 16VLSC 2021 Drama.

Jenna Ortega, Maddie Ziegler.

8:30 Land M 2021 Drama.

Unable to stay connected to the world she once knew, a grieving woman retreats to the wilds of the Rockies.

Robin Wright, Demian Bichir.

10:05 Father of the Bride PG 2022 Comedy. A wedding announcement prompts two fathers to engage in a game of one-upmanship for control of the festivities. Andy Garcia, Gloria Estefan.

11:45 The Body 16VLSC 2018 Horror. Tom Bateman, Rebecca Rittenhouse.

6:20 The Hateful Eight 18VLSC 2016 Western.

Samuel L Jackson, Kurt Russell, Jennifer Jason Leigh.

9:05 Lion PG 2016 Drama.

Dev Patel, Rooney Mara, Nicole Kidman. 11am Troy MV 2004 Action. Brad Pitt, Eric Bana, Orlando Bloom.

1:40 Miss Potter PG 2006 Drama. Renee Zellweger, Ewan McGregor. 3:10 The Nice Guys 16VLSC 2016 Action Comedy. Russell Crowe, Ryan Gosling, Angourie Rice.

5:05 Sully ML 2016 Drama.

6:40 The Legend of Tarzan MV 2016 Adventure.

Alexander Skarsgard, Rory J Saper, Christian Stevens.

8:30 Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy MVL 2011 Drama. During the Cold War, an espionage veteran must leave semiretirement to discover a Soviet agent within MI6.

Gary Oldman, Colin Firth, Benedict Cumberbatch.

10:35 Her 16LS 2013 Romance Sci-fi.

Joaquin Phoenix, Amy Adams, Scarlett Johansson.

1:10 Wonder Woman 1984 MV 2020 Action. 3:40 Charm City Kings 16VLC 2020 Drama.

5:40 Separation MVLC 2020 Horror.

12:40 The Matrix MV 1999 Sci-fi Thriller. 2:55 The Matrix Reloaded MVS 2003 Sci-fi Action. 5:10 The Pa Boys M 2014 Drama.

Thursday

Thursday

SKY SPORt 1

6:30 Pipi Ma 3 6:40 Mahi Pai 3 6:50 Takaro Tribe 3 7am Darwin and Newts 7:10 Tamariki Haka 3 7:20 Te Nutube 3 7:30 Kids Kai Kart 3 7:40 Kia Mau 3 7:50 Cube 3 8am Pukana 8:30 Oranga Ngakau 3 9:30 Whanau Living 3 10am David Rocco’s Dolce South East Asia 3 10:30 Toi Te Ora 3 11am Piri’s Tiki Tour PG 3 11:30 Moon Tide Fishing 3 Noon Te Ao Tapatahi 12:30 The Pacific 3 1:30 Toku Reo 3 2 2:35 Ako 3 2 3:05 Pipi Ma 3 3:15 Mahi Pai 3 3:25 Takaro Tribe 3 3:35 Darwin and Newts 3 3:45 Tamariki Haka 3 3:55 Te Nutube 3 4:05 Kids Kai Kart 3 4:15 Kia Mau 3 4:25 Cube 3 4:35 Pukana 3 5:15 Rediscovering Aotearoa PG 3 5:30 Polyfest 3 6pm Haka Ngahau a-Rohe – Rangitane 3 6:30 Te Ao Marama 7pm Huro Pepi 3 7:30 The New Zealanders 3 Visit the nooks and crannies of Aotearoa and gain insight into the lives of the people.

8:30 M Jasper Jones M 2017 Drama. On the night his friend shows him a girl’s dead body, a man’s life is changed.

Hugo Weaving, Toni Collette.

10:30 Sidewalk Karaoke 3 Te Hamua Nikora searches the streets for karaoke talent.

11pm Te Ao Marama 11:30 Closedown

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6am Sky Speed 6:30 Aotearoa Rugby Pod 7am Maori All Blacks v Ireland Second Game.

9am Cycling – Tour de France Stage Ten. 11am Triathlon – Women’s World Championship 12:30 The Crowd Goes Wild 1:30 Sky Speed 2pm Maori All Blacks v Ireland Second Game. 2:30 Aotearoa Rugby Pod 3pm Basketball – Women’s NZNBL Mainland Pouakai v Tokomanawa Queens. 5pm Netball – ANZ Premiership Elimination Final – Stars v Mystics. 5:30 Netball – ANZ Premiership Final – Pulse v Stars. 6pm L Netball – Cadbury Series Aotearoa Men v Mixed Invitational.

From the Pulman Arena, Auckland. 7:45 L Netball – Cadbury Series Silver Ferns v New Zealand A. 9:45 L Rugby League – State of Origin Game Three – Queensland v New South Wales.

6am Would I Lie to You? PG 6:35 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown PG 7:25 EastEnders PG 7:55 The Bill MVC 8:45 A Touch of Frost MVC 10:20 Father Brown PG 11:10 Doc Martin PG Noon Midsomer Murders PG 1:35 The Bill M 2:25 New Tricks MVLS 3:25 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown MLS 4:20 The Jonathan Ross Show PG 5:15 Who Do You Think You Are? PG Josh Widdicombe.

6:20 Qi PG 6:55 EastEnders PG 7:25 Qi MLS 8pm Would I Lie to You? M Comedy panel show where contestants bluff about their secrets.

8:35 Grantchester PG 9:30 Holby City MC 10:35 Keeping Faith MVLC 11:40 Midsomer Murders PG

1:30 The Ditch 2am Once a Warrior with Monty Betham 2:30 The Crowd Goes Wild 3:30 Netball – Cadbury Series 4am Netball – Cadbury Series 4:30 Tennis – ATP 250

1:15 Qi PG 1:45 Qi MLS 2:15 Would I Lie to You? PG 2:45 Who Do You Think You Are? PG 3:45 Holby City MC 4:45 Grantchester PG 5:35 The Jonathan Ross Show – Special Guests MLC

Thursday

0 Closed captions; 3 Repeat; 2 Maori Language; HLS Highlights; RPL Replay; DLY Delayed. CLASSIFICATIONS: 16/18 Approved for persons 16/18 years or over; C Content may offend; L Language may offend; M Suitable for mature audiences 16 years and over; PG Parental guidance recommended for young viewers; S Sexual content may offend; V Contains violence. Local Radio: NewsTalk ZB 873AM/98.1FM FM Classic Hits FM 92.5; Port FM Local 94.9, 98.9 and 106.1

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6:05 How It’s Made PG 6:30 How Do They Do It? PG 6:55 How the Universe Works PG 7:45 Homestead Rescue PG 8:35 Railroad Australia PG 9:25 Fast N’ Loud PG 10:20 Mysteries at the Museum PG 11:15 Mystery at Blind Frog Ranch MLC No Dyin’ Tryin’.

12:10 How Do They Do It? PG 12:35 How It’s Made PG 1:05 Strange Evidence PG 2pm Naked and Afraid M 2:55 Alaskan Bush People MLC Rock Paper Skipper.

3:50 Gold Rush – White Water PG When Bears Attack.

4:45 Homestead Rescue PG High and Dry. 5:40 Outback Opal Hunters PG 6:35 Deadliest Catch – Special MLC King Crab is Dead.

8:30 Bering Sea Gold MLC No More Mr Ice Guys.

9:30 Moonshiners – Master Distiller MLC 10:30 Edge of Alaska MLC 11:25 Naked and Afraid MLC

Thursday

12:15 Homestead Rescue PG 1:05 Strange Evidence PG 1:55 Gold Rush – White Water PG 2:45 Naked and Afraid M 3:35 Moonshiners – Master Distiller MLC 4:25 Alaskan Bush People M 5:15 Outback Opal Hunters PG

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Too Close, at 8:30pm

6am Breakfast 0 9am Lingo 0 10am Tipping Point 3 0 11am The Chase 3 0 Noon 1 News at Midday 0 12:30 Emmerdale PG 0 1pm Hollyoaks PG 0 2pm Coronation Street PG 3 0 3pm Tipping Point 0 4pm Te Karere 2 4:30 Neighbours PG Hendrix’s operation takes a turn for the worse. 0 5pm The Chase 3 0 6pm 1 News at 6pm 0 7pm Seven Sharp 0 7:30 F Your Garden Made Perfect A family want to connect more with nature and want their garden to offer them a wild experience. 0 8:45 Rich House, Poor House Multimillionaire property investor Ayo and his friend Patrick swap their luxury lifestyle with Jodie and her family who get by on $100 a week. 0 9:45 Coronation Street PG 0 10:45 1 News Tonight 0 11:15 Shortland Street PG 3 0 11:45 For Life PG Tensions rise between Aaron and his crew when Aaron provides counsel to a white supremacist in order to repay his debt to Wild Bill. 0

6am Les Mills Born to Move 3 0 6:25 Children’s Programmes 0 9:05 Infomercials 9:35 Les Mills Core 3 0 10:05 Home and Away 3 0 10:35 Shortland Street PG 3 0 11:05 Charmed PGV 0 Noon M The Wedding Fix PG 2022 Romance. Andrea Brooks. 0 1:40 The Drew Barrymore Show PG 0 2:35 Superstore PG 0 3pm Sabrina the Teenage Witch 0 3:30 The Feed 0 5pm The Simpsons PGV 3 0 5:30 Friends 3 0 6pm The Big Bang Theory 3 0 6:30 Home and Away PG 0 7pm Shortland Street PG 0 7:30 MasterChef Australia – Fans and Faves PG The bottom two teams face elimination and must split their 90 minute cooking time over two rounds. 0 8:45 Ten 7 – Aotearoa PG A look at the people and communities affected by crime in Aotearoa. 0 9:15 F East Coast Rising PG 0 9:45 Renters PG 3 0 10:15 Ten 7 – Aotearoa PG 3 A look at the people and communities affected by crime in Aotearoa. 0 10:45 MasterChef Australia – Masterclass PG 0 11:45 CSI 16VC 0

6am AM 3 9am Infomercials 10:30 Gold Rush PG 3 0 11:30 Newshub Live at 11:30am Noon Ready to Love M 0 1pm M Love in Translation 2021 Romance.

Michelle Argyris, Corey Sevier.

2:55 What Could Possibly Go Wrong? PG 0 3:55 Room Crashers 0 4:30 Newshub Live at 4:30pm 5pm Gold Rush PG 0 6pm Newshub Live at 6pm 7pm The Project 7:30 Rabble Rousers M Rhys Matthewson, James Roque, Eli Matthewson and Liv McKenzie debate dating and whether it was better before apps. 0 8:30 New Zealand Today Guy tries to stop Leo Molloy’s Auckland Mayoral campaign and investigates the disappearance of cats, rumoured to be the work of the Raglan cat killer. 0 9pm F Comedians Giving Lectures 16 Sarah Pascoe hosts as Geoff Norcott, Fern Brady and Tez Ilyas deliver their lectures. 0 9:35 The Outsiders 0 10:35 Newshub Late 11:05 NCIS M 3 0

8am Hunter Street PG 3 0 8:25 The Loud House PG 0 8:50 The Moe Show 3 0 9am Jeopardy 3 9:30 American Pickers PGC 3 10:25 The Great British Bake Off PG 3 0 12:30 Whose Line is It Anyway? PG 1pm Tough as Nails PGL 3 0 2pm The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 3 3pm Wheel of Fortune 3:30 Jeopardy 4pm Modern Dinosaurs 3 0 5pm Which Car 3 0 5:30 Prime News 6pm Storage Wars PG 3 0 6:55 The Wine Show PGC Matthew Goode and James Purefoy explore Portugal’s history with the Catholic church; Dominic West recounts teenage memories of sweet German wine. 0 8pm L Netball – Cadbury Series Silver Ferns v New Zealand Men. From the Pulman Arena, Auckland. 0 9:45 Bull MC The team get a glimpse of Bull’s personal life when his brother shows up; TAC represents an investor accused of running a Ponzi scheme. 0 10:45 The Crowd Goes Wild PG 11:15 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG

Midnight Infomercials 5:30 AM Early

12:15 Closedown 12:30 Infomercials

6am My Cat from Hell PG 7am The Pioneer Woman 7:25 Valerie’s Home Cooking 8am Giada in Italy 8:30 Giada in Italy 9am Mysteries at the Museum PG 10am American Pickers PG 11am Salvage Dawgs 11:30 Flea Market Flip Noon Al Murray’s Great British Pub Quiz PG 1pm Our Wildest Dreams PG 2pm The Great Pottery Throwdown PG 3pm My Cat From Hell PG 4pm Rick Stein’s Spain 5pm Mysteries at the Museum PG 6pm American Pickers PG 7pm QE2 – The Worlds Most Luxurious Hotel PG 8pm Newshub Live at 8pm 8:30 Too Close 16 Forensic psychiatrist, Emma Robertson, is assigned to assess Connie Mortensen, a yummy mummy accused of a despicable crime.

9:30 Al Murray’s Great British Pub Quiz PG Phill Jupitus and Kerry Godliman captain pub quiz teams from Teddington and Edinburgh.

10:30 QE2 – The Worlds Most Luxurious Hotel PG The QE2 ocean liner has a new home in Dubai and a new life as a hotel, passengers from the Queen Mary 2 swap ships and check in.

11:30 Flea Market Flip Midnight Infomercials

Friday

12:35 F 20/20 3 0 1:20 Te Karere 3 2 1:45 Infomercials 5:35 Te Karere 3 2

BRAVO 6am Infomercials 10am Hoarders PG 3 10:45 Bar Rescue PGLC 3 11:40 Million Dollar Listing NY PG 3 12:45 Tiny House Nation PG 3 1:40 50 Ways to Kill Your Mammy 3 2:35 Hoarders PG 3 3:35 Top Chef PG 4:30 Shark Tank PG 3 5:30 Million Dollar Listing NY PG 3 6:30 Bar Rescue PGLC 7:30 Tattoo Fixers on Holiday MLSC Jay is taking on best mates Sam and Laura’s cheeky stickmen; Sketch is helping Aaron with a lads holiday regret.

8:30 Below Deck – Sailing Yacht M The crew are raring to go for a night on the town; Ashley swears she will stay out of Gary’s and Scarlett’s boatmance.

9:30 A&E After Dark MLC Andrew punched his arm through a pub window; Matron Kat Henry has a flirtatious patient who cut their head during a night out.

10:30 Killer Couples MVC 3 11:30 The Real Murders Of Orange County MVC 3 12:20 Infomercials

Friday

12:35 Extant MC 0 1:20 Emmerdale PG 3 0 1:45 Infomercials 2:40 Hell’s Kitchen 16L 3 0 4:20 2 Tunes 4:35 Neighbours 3 0 5am Infomercials

SKY 5 6am Jeopardy!

6:20 Wheel of Fortune 6:40 Pawn Stars PG 7:05 Pawn Stars PG 7:35 Ax Men ML 8:25 Border Security M 8:50 Storage Wars PGL 9:15 Storage Wars PGL 9:40 N The Mentalist MVC 10:30 Fringe 16V 11:30 Pawn Stars PG 11:55 Jeopardy!

12:20 Wheel of Fortune 12:45 FBI – Most Wanted MV 1:40 Lethal Weapon 16VLSC 2:30 N The Mentalist MVC 3:20 Ax Men ML 4:10 Jeopardy!

4:35 Wheel of Fortune 5pm Storage Wars PGL 5:30 Storage Wars PGL 6pm Pawn Stars PG 6:30 Pawn Stars PG 7pm Border Security M 7:30 N The Mentalist MVC Jane and Lisbon keep their relationship under wraps as they investigate the murder of an undercover FBI agent; agent Michelle Vega joins the team.

8:30 RBT MC 9:30 Strike Back 18VLSC 10:30 Fringe 16V 11:30 Ax Men ML

Friday

12:30 Wheel of Fortune 1am Jeopardy! 1:25 Border Security M 1:50 Strike Back 18VLSC 2:40 RBT MC 3:30 Storage Wars PGL 3:55 Storage Wars PGL 4:20 Fringe 16V 5:10 N The Mentalist MVC

Friday

Friday

MOVIES PREMIERE

MOVIES GREAtS

7:30 The Nest 16L 2020 Drama. Jude Law, Carrie Coon.

9:20 Let Him Go MVC 2020 Thriller. Kevin Costner, Diane Lane. 11:10 New Year, New You 16VLSC 2018 Horror. Suki Waterhouse, Carly Chaikin. 12:35 The Glorias MLSC 2020 Drama.

Julianne Moore, Alicia Vikander.

3pm Human Capital MLS 2020 Drama. Liev Schreiber, Marisa Tomei. 4:40 All My Life ML 2020 Drama. Harry Shum jr, Jessica Rothe. 6:10 Dear Evan Hansen MLC 2021 Musical.

Ben Platt, Kaitlyn Dever.

8:30 Queenpins ML 2021 Comedy. Inspired by a true story, a homemaker and her best friend turn a hobby into a multi-million-dollar counterfeit coupon caper. Kristen Bell, Kirby Howell-Baptiste.

10:25 City of Lies 16VLSC 2018 Drama. A dogged detective and a desperate reporter team up to investigate the murders of two rappers. Johnny Depp, Forest Whitaker.

6:45 Arrival ML 2016 Drama.

Amy Adams, Jeremy Renner, Forest Whitaker.

8:40 Monster’s Ball 16VLS 2001 Drama.

Halle Berry, Billy Bob Thornton.

10:30 Message in a Bottle PGS 1998 Romantic Drama. Kevin Costner, Robin Wright Penn.

12:40 Entrapment MV 1999 Thriller.

Sean Connery, Catherine ZetaJones. 2:30 Eat Pray Love ML 2010 Romantic Drama.

Julia Roberts. 4:50 Gangster Squad 16VLS 2012 Action.

6:40 Breach ML 2007 Drama.

Chris Cooper, Ryan Phillipe.

8:30 Saving Private Ryan 16V 1998 Drama. After landing in Normandy during D-Day, a squad of United States troops are ordered to risk their lives on a mission to save one man, Private James Ryan.

Tom Hanks, Matt Damon, Edward Burns.

11:15 The Nice Guys 16VLSC 2016 Action Comedy.

Russell Crowe, Ryan Gosling, Angourie Rice.

Friday

12:15 Promising Young Woman 18VLS 2020 Thriller.

Carey Mulligan, Bo Burnham.

2:05 Never Back Down – Revolt 16V 2021 Action.

3:35 Rams PGVL 2020 Drama.

5:30 Infinite MVLC 2021 Action.

Friday

1:10 The Grudge 16C 2004 Horror. 2:40 The Grudge 2 MC 2006 Drama. 4:20 The Hateful Eight 18VLSC 2016 Western.

SKY SPORt 1 6am Netball – Cadbury Series Aotearoa Men v Mixed Invitational. 6:30 Netball – Cadbury Series Silver Ferns v New Zealand A. 7am Netball – Cadbury Series Aotearoa Men v Mixed Invitational.

9am Netball – Cadbury Series Silver Ferns v New Zealand A. 11am Once a Warrior with Monty Betham 11:30 The Ditch Noon Netball – Cadbury Series Aotearoa Men v Mixed Invitational. 2pm Netball – Cadbury Series Silver Ferns v New Zealand A. 4pm Maori All Blacks v Ireland Second Game. 4:30 Cycling – Tour de France Stage 11. 5pm Netball – Cadbury Series 5:30 Inside Netball 6pm L Netball – Cadbury Series Mixed Invitational v New Zealand A. 7:45 L Netball – Cadbury Series Silver Ferns v Aotearoa Men. 9:45 Netball – Cadbury Series 10pm The Crowd Goes Wild 10:30 UFC on Sky 11pm GrassRoots Rugby

Friday

Midnight Once a Warrior with Monty Betham 12:30 The Ditch 1am Basketball – NZNBL 3am Basketball – Women’s NZNBL 5am Fox Sports News

0 Closed captions; 3 Repeat; 2 Maori Language; HLS Highlights; RPL Replay; DLY Delayed. CLASSIFICATIONS: 16/18 Approved for persons 16/18 years or over; C Content may offend; L Language may offend; M Suitable for mature audiences 16 years and over; PG Parental guidance recommended for young viewers; S Sexual content may offend; V Contains violence. Local Radio: NewsTalk ZB 873AM/98.1FM FM Classic Hits FM 92.5; Port FM Local 94.9, 98.9 and 106.1

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6:30 Pipi Ma 3 6:40 ZooMoo 3 6:50 Taki Atu Taki Mai 3 7am Darwin and Newts 3 7:10 Smooth 3 7:20 Te Nutube 7:30 Haati Paati 3 7:40 Kia Mau 3 7:50 Kainga Whakapaipai 3 8am Polyfest 3 8:30 Oranga Ngakau 3 9:30 Whanau Living 3 10am Beyond Matariki 3 10:30 Toi Te Ora 3 11am The New Zealanders 3 Noon Te Ao Tapatahi 12:30 M Mary and the Witch’s Flower M 2017 Animated.

2:35 Ako 3 2 3:05 Pipi Ma 3 3:15 ZooMoo 3 3:25 Taki Atu Taki Mai 3 3:35 Darwin and Newts 3 3:45 Smooth 3 3:55 Te Nutube 3 4:05 Haati Paati 3 4:15 Kia Mau 3 4:25 Kainga Whakapaipai 3 4:35 Tawera Fitness for Tamariki 5:15 Rediscovering Aotearoa PG 3 5:30 Polyfest 3 6pm Haka Ngahau a-Rohe – Rangitane 3 6:30 Te Ao Marama 7pm Fresh PG 7:30 Funny Whare – Gamesnight PG 3 8pm The Casketeers PG 3 8:30 Haka Pedia Haka fans compete against haka experts using their knowledge on everything kapa haka.

9pm Rage Against the Rangatahi PG Rangatahi from across Te Taitokerau speak their minds.

9:30 Ahikaroa MLC 3 10pm Mura o te Ahi PG 3 10:30 The Barber 3 11pm Te Ao Marama 11:30 Closedown

UKtV 6am Would I Lie to You? PG 6:35 The Vicar of Dibley PG 7:15 EastEnders PG 7:45 The Bill M 8:35 A Touch of Frost M 10:25 Father Brown PG 11:15 Doc Martin PG 12:05 Midsomer Murders MV 1:40 The Bill MVC 2:30 New Tricks MVLS 3:30 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown MLS 4:20 The Jonathan Ross Show PG 5:15 Who Do You Think You Are? PG Dame Judi Dench.

6:20 Qi ML 6:55 EastEnders PG 7:25 Qi MLS 8pm Would I Lie to You? M Comedy panel show where contestants bluff about their secrets.

8:30 The Graham Norton Show 16L 9:30 The Jonathan Ross Show MLS 10:25 Father Brown PG Mrs McCarthy gets an unwelcome birthday surprise when her life is threatened by a mysterious avenging angel.

11:20 Midsomer Murders MV

Friday

12:55 Qi ML 1:25 Qi MLS 2am Would I Lie to You? M 2:30 Who Do You Think You Are? PG 3:30 The Jonathan Ross Show MLS 4:20 The Graham Norton Show 16L 5:15 Traces MLC 14Jul22

DIScOVERY 6:05 How It’s Made PG 6:30 How Do They Do It? PG 6:55 How the Universe Works PG 7:45 Homestead Rescue PG 8:35 Railroad Australia PG 9:25 Fast N’ Loud PG 10:20 Deadliest Catch – Special MLC 12:10 Bering Sea Gold MLC No More Mr Ice Guys.

1:05 Strange Evidence PG Mystery of the Face Parasite.

2pm Naked and Afraid M Mayan Sacrifice. 2:55 Alaskan Bush People MLC Dockudrama.

3:50 Gold Rush – White Water PG Too Close for Comfort.

4:45 Homestead Rescue PG Shock and Awe. 5:40 Outback Opal Hunters PG 6:35 Aussie Gold Hunters PG 7:30 Aussie Gold Hunters PG 8:30 Gold Rush – White Water MLC Gamblin’ Man. 9:30 Undercover Billionaire PG Trial by Fire.

10:30 Bering Sea Gold MLC 11:25 Naked and Afraid MLC

Friday

12:15 Homestead Rescue PG 1:05 Strange Evidence PG 1:55 Gold Rush – White Water PG 2:45 Naked and Afraid MLC 3:35 Moonshiners – Master Distiller MLC 4:25 Alaskan Bush People M 5:15 Outback Opal Hunters PG

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The Great Big Tiny Design Challenge, at 8:30pm

Laughs Unleashed, at 9:30pm

The Project, at 7pm

Law and Order – Organized Crime, at 9:45pm

Strictly Come Dancing, at 8:30pm

6am Breakfast 0 9am Lingo 0 10am Tipping Point 3 0 11am The Chase 3 0 Noon 1 News at Midday 0 12:30 Emmerdale PG 0 1pm Hollyoaks PG 0 2pm Coronation Street PG 3 0 3pm Tipping Point 0 4pm Te Karere 2 4:30 Neighbours PG 0 5pm The Chase 3 0 6pm 1 News at 6pm 0 7pm Seven Sharp 0 7:30 The Repair Shop PG Expert craftspeople restore heirlooms and treasured antiques. 0 8:30 The Great Big Tiny Design Challenge M The miniaturists transform a derelict mini mansion, tackling a Victorian nursery. 0 9:30 F Selling Houses Australia Serena and Steve Blakey’s youngest son becomes ill and they decide to travel to Canada for treatment. 0 10:35 1 News Tonight 0 11:05 Shortland Street PG 3 0 11:35 Big Fat Gypsy Weddings ML 0

6am Les Mills Born to Move 3 0 6:25 Children’s Programmes 0 9:05 Infomercials 9:35 Les Mills Grit Cardio 3 0 10:05 Home and Away 3 0 10:35 Shortland Street PG 3 0 11:05 Charmed PGVC 0 Noon M A Country Romance PG 2021 Romance. Alix Angelis, Jonathan Bennett. 0 1:40 The Drew Barrymore Show PG 0 2:35 Superstore PG 0 3pm Sabrina the Teenage Witch 0 3:30 The Feed 0 5pm The Simpsons PG 3 0 5:30 Friends 3 0 6pm The Big Bang Theory 3 0 6:30 Home and Away PG 0 7pm Shortland Street PG 0 7:30 Britain’s Got Talent The competition heats up as eight more semi-finalists vie for a place in the 2022 final. 0 9:30 Laughs Unleashed 16L Aotearoa’s funniest comedians are bursting at the seams with fresh new comedy. 0 10pm Would I Lie to You? PG 3 0 10:30 Paranormal Caught on Camera PG A Texas man sees a light anomaly while camping; a glowing orb emerges from a streetlight in Arkansas; communicating with the dead in Kansas. 0 11:30 Love Life 16L 0

12:30 Schitt’s Creek PG 3 0 1:15 Te Karere 3 2 1:40 Infomercials 5:30 Religious Programming

Midnight Kung Fu MV 0 12:45 Evil MVC 1:30 Emmerdale PG 3 0 1:55 Infomercials 2:55 Unreal 16C 0 4:25 2 Tunes 4:30 The Bachelorette PGC 3 0

6am AM 9am Infomercials 10:30 Gold Rush PG 3 0 11:30 Newshub Live at 11:30am Noon Ready to Love M 0 1pm M Snowkissed 2021 Romance. A travel-averse journalist chases her dream assignment and unwillingly finds herself mentoring a handsome B&B owner. Chris McNally, Jen Lilley, Amy Groening. 0 2:55 What Could Possibly Go Wrong? PG 0 3:55 Room Crashers 0 4:30 Newshub Live at 4:30pm 5pm Gold Rush PG 0 6pm Newshub Live at 6pm 7pm The Project 7:30 M Sherlock Holmes MVC 3 2009 Action.

Detective Sherlock Holmes and his partner Watson engage in a battle of wits and brawn with a nemesis whose plot is a threat to all England.

Robert Downey jr, Jude Law, Rachel McAdams.

9:55 Newshub Late 10:25 The Rookie M 3 Nolan and Bradford hope they can de-escalate a drug war; Harper hopes she can get Chen ready to go undercover. 0 11:25 The Stand Up Sketch Show 16 3 0 11:55 Infomercials

8am Hunter Street PG 3 0 8:25 The Loud House PG 0 8:50 The Moe Show 3 0 9am Jeopardy 3 9:30 American Pickers PGC 3 10:25 The Great British Bake Off PGL 3 0 12:30 Whose Line is It Anyway? PG 1pm Tough as Nails PGL 3 0 2pm The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 3 3pm Wheel of Fortune 3:30 Jeopardy 4pm Modern Dinosaurs 3 0 5pm Which Car 3 0 5:30 Prime News 6pm Storage Wars PGL 3 0 7pm The Ditch 7:30 Border Security – America’s Front Line PG 3 0 8pm L Netball – Cadbury Series Silver Ferns v Mixed Invitational.

From the Pulman Arena, Auckland. 0 9:45 Law and Order – Organized Crime MVC There is a threat to Stabler’s life and the pressure is on to put Webb away for good; Nova takes a drastic step to keep her brother safe. 0 10:45 Rugby – Maori All Blacks v Ireland Second Game.

11pm Rugby League – NRL (DLY) Eels v Warriors.

6am My Cat from Hell PG 6:55 The Pioneer Woman 7:30 Valerie’s Home Cooking 8am Rick Stein’s Spain 9am Mysteries at the Museum PG 10am American Pickers PG 10:55 Salvage Dawgs 11:25 Flea Market Flip 11:55 Al Murray’s Great British Pub Quiz PG 12:55 Amazon – The Lost World PG 2pm QE2 – The Worlds Most Luxurious Hotel PG 3pm My Cat from Hell PG 4pm Bobby Flay’s Barbecue Addiction Grill master, Bobby Flay, showcases his expert grilling techniques.

5pm Mysteries at the Museum PG 6pm American Pickers PG 6:55 This Time Next Year UK PG 8pm Newshub Live at 8pm 8:30 Strictly Come Dancing Ten celebrity couples remain in the race to be crowned Strictly champion.

10:25 This Time Next Year UK PG A woman wants to lose weight for her wedding party; a young autistic man is looking for his first job; a young woman is searching for the man who saved her life.

11:30 Flea Market Flip Midnight Infomercials

Saturday

BRAVO 6am Infomercials 10am Hoarders PG 3 10:50 Bar Rescue PGLC 3 11:40 Million Dollar Listing NY PG 3 12:40 Tiny House Nation 3 1:40 50 Ways to Kill Your Mammy 3 2:35 Hoarders PG 3 3:30 Top Chef PG 4:30 Shark Tank PG 3 5:30 Million Dollar Listing NY PG 3 6:35 Bar Rescue PGLC Jon rescues a family who bought a Mexican restaurant at the height of the pandemic.

7:30 Injustice with Nancy Grace MC 3 When a quadruple homicide is discovered in the ashes of a fire, a small piece of evidence points to a monster with a grudge.

8:30 M Role Models 16LSC 2008 Comedy. Two men, sentenced to 150 hours mentoring children instead of prison for wrecking the company truck, get more than they plea-bargained for.

Seann William Scott, Paul Rudd.

10:40 Killer Couples MVC 3 11:30 The Real Murders Of Orange County MVC 3 12:20 Infomercials

Saturday

SKY 5 6am Jeopardy! 6:20 Wheel of Fortune 6:40 Pawn Stars PG 7:05 Pawn Stars PG 7:35 Ax Men ML 8:25 Border Security M 8:50 Storage Wars PGC 9:15 Storage Wars PGL 9:40 The Mentalist MVC 10:30 Fringe 16V 11:30 Pawn Stars PG Noon Jeopardy!

12:25 Wheel of Fortune 12:50 RBT MC 1:40 Strike Back 18VLSC 2:30 The Mentalist MVC 3:20 Ax Men ML 4:10 Jeopardy! 4:35 Wheel of Fortune 5pm Storage Wars PGC 5:30 Storage Wars PGL 6pm Pawn Stars PG 6:30 Pawn Stars PG 7pm Border Security M 7:30 The Mentalist MVC 8:30 N Demolition NZ ML 9pm Demolition NZ M 9:30 Traffic Cops MVLC 10:30 Fringe 16V 11:30 Ax Men ML

Saturday

12:30 Wheel of Fortune 1am Jeopardy!

1:25 Border Security M 1:50 Traffic Cops MVLC 2:40 N Demolition NZ ML 3:05 Demolition NZ M 3:30 Storage Wars PGC 3:55 Storage Wars PGL 4:20 Fringe 16V 5:10 The Mentalist MVC

Saturday

1am Raw PGV 2am The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 3am Infomercials

MOVIES PREMIERE

MOVIES GREAtS

7:15 The Marksman MVL 2021 Action. Liam Neeson, Katheryn Winnick.

9:05 The Card Counter 16VLSC 2021 Thriller.

Oscar Isaac, Tye Sheridan.

11am Voyagers 16VS 2021 Adventure. 12:50 The Little Things MVLS 2021 Thriller.

2:55 The Dry 16V 2020 Drama. 4:50 Unpregnant MLSC 2020 Comedy. 6:35 Last Night in Soho 16VLC 2020 Horror. Thomasin McKenzie, Anya Taylor-Joy. 8:30 Old MVC 2021 Horror. A family experience a horrific nightmare when their visit to a beach causes them to rapidly age, reducing their entire lives into a single day. Gael Garcia Bernal, Vicky Krieps.

10:20 A Quiet Place Part II MVC 2021 Thriller. The Abbots hit the road in search of safety and soon find out the creatures that hunt by sound are not the only threats they will have to face. Emily Blunt, Cillian Murphy.

11:55 Let Them All Talk ML 2020 Comedy.

Meryl Streep, Candice Bergen.

7:05 City of Angels MS 1998 Romantic Drama. Meg Ryan, Nicholas Cage, Dennis Franz.

9am Breach ML 2007 Drama.

Chris Cooper, Ryan Phillipe.

10:50 Apollo 13 PGL 1995 Drama. 1:05 The Pa Boys M 2014 Drama. 2:40 Now You See Me MVLS 2013 Thriller. 4:35 Now You See Me 2 MV 2016 Thriller.

6:45 The Vow PGLS 2012 Romance. Rachel McAdams, Channing Tatum.

8:30 Children of Men 16VL 2006 Drama. In a world in which people can no longer procreate, a former activist must protect the last remaining hope for a future generation.

Clive Owen, Julianne Moore, Michael Caine.

10:20 Lion PG 2016 Drama.

A boy, lost on the streets of Calcutta, is adopted by a couple in Australia and, 25 years later, sets out to find his lost family. Dev Patel, Rooney Mara, Nicole Kidman.

6am Netball – Cadbury Series Mixed Invitational v New Zealand A. 6:30 Netball – Cadbury Series Silver Ferns v Aotearoa Men. 7am Netball – Cadbury Series Mixed Invitational v New Zealand A. 9am Netball – Cadbury Series Silver Ferns v Aotearoa Men. 11am GrassRoots Rugby Noon Netball – Cadbury Series Mixed Invitational v New Zealand A. 2pm Netball – Cadbury Series Silver Ferns v Aotearoa Men. 4pm GrassRoots Rugby 5pm The Crowd Goes Wild 5:30 Netball – Cadbury Series Silver Ferns v Aotearoa Men. 6pm L Netball – Cadbury Series New Zealand A v Aotearoa Men. From Pulman Arena, Auckland.

7:45 L Netball – Cadbury Series Silver Ferns v Mixed Invitational. 9:45 Netball – Cadbury Series Silver Ferns v Aotearoa Men. 10pm All Blacks v Ireland Second Test.

12:20 The Hunger Games MV 2012 Sci-fi Adventure.

2:40 The Hunger Games – Catching Fire MV 2013 Action.

5:05 The Hunger Games – Mockingjay: Part 1 MV 2014 Adventure.

Midnight Fox Sports News 1am Netball – Cadbury Series 3am Netball – Cadbury Series 5am L Golf – Women’s LPGA Great Lakes Bay Invitational – Round Three.

Saturday

1:45 Every Breath You Take 16VC 2021 Thriller. 3:30 The Call 16VLSC 2020 Horror.

5:05 Crisis 16VC 2020 Thriller.

Saturday

SKY SPORt 1

Saturday

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6:30 Pipi Ma 3 6:40 Mahi Pai 3 6:50 Takaro Tribe 3 7am Darwin and Newts 3 7:10 Tamariki Haka 3 7:20 Te Nutube 3 7:30 Kids Kai Kart 3 7:40 Kia Mau 3 7:50 Cube 3 8am Tribe 3 8:30 Oranga Ngakau 3 9:30 Whanau Living 3 10am Lucky Dip 3 10:30 Whatta Beauty PG 11am Rage Against the Rangatahi PG 3 11:30 Beyond Matariki 3 Noon Te Ao Tapatahi 12:30 Tongue Tied M 1:05 Hari With the Maori Sidesteps PG 1:30 Toku Reo 3 2 2:35 Ako 3 2 3:05 Pipi Ma 3 3:15 Mahi Pai 3 3:25 Takaro Tribe 3 3:35 Darwin and Newts 3 3:45 Tamariki Haka 3 3:55 Te Nutube 3 4:05 Kids Kai Kart 3 4:15 Kia Mau 3 4:25 Cube 3 4:35 Tribe 3 5:15 Rediscovering Aotearoa PG 3 5:30 Polyfest 3 6pm Haka Ngahau a-Rohe – Rangitane 3 6:30 Te Ao Marama 7pm Pio Terei Tonight 3 8pm Moosemeat and Marmalade 3 8:30 Intrepid Journeys PG 3 9:30 Skindigenous Nehiyaw/Anishinaabe artist Heather Kiskihkoman finds inspiration in plants and nature.

10pm Korero Tuku Iho The best parts of interviews with the cast of E Tu Kahikatea woven into a narrative.

11pm Te Ao Marama 11:30 Closedown

UKtV

DIScOVERY

6am Would I Lie to You? PG 6:35 The Vicar of Dibley PG 7:15 EastEnders PG 7:45 The Bill MVC 8:35 A Touch of Frost M 10:25 Father Brown PG 11:15 Doc Martin PG 12:05 Midsomer Murders MV 1:40 The Bill MVC 2:30 New Tricks MVLS 3:30 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown M 4:20 The Jonathan Ross Show PG 5:15 Who Do You Think You Are? PG Alex Scott.

6:20 Qi PG 6:55 Richard Osman’s House of Games Night PG 7:25 Richard Osman’s House of Games Night PG 8pm Would I Lie to You? PG 8:35 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown MLS 9:30 All Round to Mrs Brown’s ML 10:25 Hypothetical ML 11:15 Midsomer Murders MV

6:05 How It’s Made PG 6:30 How Do They Do It? PG 6:55 How the Universe Works PG 7:45 Homestead Rescue PG 8:35 Railroad Australia PG 9:25 Fast N’ Loud PG 10:20 Gold Rush – White Water MLC 11:15 Aussie Gold Hunters PG 12:10 How Do They Do It? PG 12:35 How It’s Made PG 1:05 Mysteries at the Museum PG Hitler Diaries, Hobby Horse.

2pm Naked and Afraid MLC 2:55 Alaskan Bush People MLC 3:50 Gold Rush – White Water PG 4:45 Gold Rush – Parker’s Trail MLC 5:40 Outback Opal Hunters PG 6:35 Bering Sea Gold MLC 7:30 Gold Rush – White Water MLC 8:30 Aussie Gold Hunters PG 9:30 Demolition Down Under PG 10:30 Mysteries at the Museum PG 11:25 Naked and Afraid MLC

12:50 Qi PG 1:20 Richard Osman’s House of Games Night PG 1:55 Would I Lie to You? PG 2:25 Who Do You Think You Are? PG 3:30 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown MLS 4:20 All Round to Mrs Brown’s ML 5:10 Hypothetical ML

12:15 Homestead Rescue PG 1:05 Mysteries at the Museum PG 1:55 Gold Rush – White Water PG 2:45 Naked and Afraid MLC 3:35 Moonshiners – Master Distiller MLC 4:25 Alaskan Bush People M 5:15 Outback Opal Hunters PG

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Grand Designs UK, at 8:30pm

Going the Distance, at 8:45pm

The Layover, at 8:50pm

Storage Wars, at 7pm

My Lottery Dream Home, at 7pm

6am Te Karere 3 6:30 Country Calendar 3 0 7am Fishing and Adventure 3 0 7:30 Infomercials 8:30 Religious Programming 9am Extreme Cake Makers 3 0 9:30 Tagata Pasifika 10am F John and Lisa’s Weekend Kitchen 0 11am Winning Combination 3 0 Noon Under the Vines PG 3 0 1pm Sarah Beeny’s Renovate Don’t Relocate 0 2pm The Great Kiwi Bake Off 3 0 3:30 F My Unique B&B 0 4:30 Every Bite Takes You Home 0 5pm The Chase 3 0 6pm 1 News at 6pm 0 7pm Tipping Point – Lucky Stars 0 8pm Lotto 8:05 Heathrow – Britain’s Busiest Airport The discovery of a new variant of Covid-19 causes chaos as countries around the world begin to close their borders to the UK. 0 8:30 Grand Designs UK 3 Nathan and Amye build a giant cathedral-like home, with a wing for the children and an annexe. 0 9:35 Screw 16LC 0 10:35 Pact of Silence ML 0 11:45 Hollington Drive ML 0 Sunday 12:40 Bloom MS 0 1:30 Nashville PG 0 2:55 Infomercials 5:30 Religious Programming

6am Ready, Steady, Wiggle! 3 0 6:10 Postman Pat 0 6:25 Apollo’s Tall Tales 3 0 6:40 PJ Masks 3 0 7am Love Monster 3 0 7:10 Madagascar – A Little Wild 0 7:30 SpongeBob SquarePants 0 7:55 F Turbo Fast 0 8:20 The Croods – Family Tree 0 8:40 Dragons – Riders of Berk 3 0 9:05 Ninjago 3 0 9:15 Hardball 3 0 9:35 The Simpsons PG 3 0 10am Fresh PG 0 10:30 The Walkers PG 0 11am Tom Allen’s Quizness 3 0 Noon The Weakest Link – USA 0 1pm The Courtship PG 0 2pm The Good Witch 0 2:55 Junior Bake Off 0 3:55 Star Trek – Strange New Worlds PG 0 5pm Superman and Lois PGV 0 6pm The Cube 0 7pm M Beetlejuice PGC 1988 Comedy Horror. Michael Keaton, Alec Baldwin, Geena Davis. 0 8:45 M Going the Distance 16LS 2010 Comedy. A couple must maintain a long-distance relationship against the odds. Drew Barrymore, Justin Long. 0 10:40 M Jumper MV 2008 Adventure. Samuel L Jackson, Hayden Christensen, Rachel Bilson. 0

6am Charles Stanley PG 6:30 Infomercials 9:30 Newshub Nation 10:30 Match Fit – Te Reo PG 0 Noon Extreme Couponing PG 0 12:30 Grand Designs NZ 3 0 1:30 Buddy v Duff PG 0 3pm MasterChef New Zealand PG 3 0 4pm MasterChef New Zealand PG 3 Two contestants give everything in a challenge that will take the winner one step closer to the MasterChef crown. 0 5pm Lego Masters USA 3 0 6pm Newshub Live at 6pm 7pm M Storm Boy PGL 3 2018 Family. A retired Australian grandfather is forced to remember the deep bond he formed as a boy with three orphaned pelicans.

Geoffrey Rush, Jai Courtney. 0 8:50 M The Layover 16 3 2017 Comedy, Romance. Best friends Kate and Meg find themselves competing for the same man while waiting for their plane to take off from St Louis. Kate Upton, Alexandra Daddario, Matt Barr. 0 10:40 M 24 Hours to Live 16 3 2017 Thriller. Ethan Hawke, Qing Xu, Paul Anderson. 0

6am Infomercials 8am Top Wing 0 8:25 The Moe Show 3 0 8:35 We Bare Bears PG 0 9:15 Monster Beach PG 0 9:30 Ben 10 PG 0 9:50 SmackDown PGV 3 10:50 Raw PGV 3 11:50 Whose Line is It Anyway?

PGC 3 0 1pm Once a Warrior with Monty Betham 1:30 The Ditch 3 2pm L Rugby – Farah Palmer Cup Auckland v Counties Manukau.

4pm L Netball – Cadbury Series Final – Teams TBC. From the Pulman Arena, Auckland. 0 5:45 Rugby – Farah Palmer Cup (HLS) Wellington v Canterbury.

From Porirua Park, Wellington.

6pm Best of American Pickers PGC 3 7pm Storage Wars PGL 3 Justin sinks his money into a unit; Dave pushes Mary to breaking point; Kenny makes a nice profit piece by piece. 0 7:30 L Basketball – NZNBL Bulls v Hawks.

From the Franklin Pool and Leisure Centre, Pukekohe.

9:30 Rugby League – NRL (DLY) Roosters v Dragons.

From Central Coast Stadium, Gosford.

11:30 NXT PGV 12:30 Infomercials

6am My Cat from Hell PG 7am The Pioneer Woman 7:30 Valerie’s Home Cooking 8am Bobby Flay’s Barbecue Addiction 9:05 Mysteries at the Museum PG 10:05 American Pickers PG 11am The Weekend Workshop Noon Strictly Come Dancing 2pm This Time Next Year UK PG 3pm Animal Cribs PG 4pm The Best Thing I Ever Ate Delicatessens are serving everything from tried-and-true classics to inventive spins on old favourites.

4:30 The Best Thing I Ever Ate 5pm Mysteries at the Museum PG 6pm American Pickers PG 7pm My Lottery Dream Home An avid gambler won $1 million and is ready to hunt for a house. She wants a fixer-upper to put her own stamp on.

7:30 Who Wants to be a Millionaire? UK 8:30 M Five Feet Apart M 2019 Drama. Two teenagers with life-threatening illnesses meet in a hospital and fall in love, but restrictions dictate they must keep apart. Haley Lu Richardson, Cole Sprouse.

10:45 Forged in Fire PG 11:40 Flea Market Flip 12:10 Infomercials

BRAVO 6am Infomercials 10am Million Dollar Listing NY PG 3 11am Million Dollar Listing NY PG 3 11:50 Catfish PG 3 12:45 Southern Charm PGLC 3 1:40 Southern Charm PGLC 3 2:30 Tiny House Nation PG 3 3:30 Hoarders PG 3 4:30 Ghost Hunters PGC 3 5:35 Bar Rescue PGLC 3 6:30 Catfish PG 3 7:25 Botched PGC 3 8:30 The Real Housewives of Miami M Lisa struggles at home, but Lenny shows her no sympathy.

9:30 Embarrassing Bodies MSC 3 Dr Pixie helps a man with a long-term oozing bottom wound; Dr Christian meets a woman with a mysterious whistle. 0 10:30 Buried In The Backyard MVC 3 Police believe the discovery of a body ends the search for a missing woman, but it only makes the mystery deeper.

11:30 Snapped MVC 3

Sunday

12:20 Infomercials 5am Top Chef PG 3

Sunday

12:15 Four Weddings USA PG 3 0 3:15 God Shave the Queens 16L 0 3:35 Bill Bailey Weekend – Dandelion Mind PG 4:25 Fresh PG 3 0 4:50 2 Tunes 5am Religious Programming 5:30 Infomercials

SKY 5 6am Pawn Stars PG 6:30 A1 – Highway Patrol MVLC 7:30 Border Security – Australia’s Frontline M 8:30 RBT MC 9am South Beach Tow 16VLC 9:30 South Beach Tow 16VLC 10am Pawn Stars PGL 11am NXT PGV Noon SmackDown MVC 2:05 South Beach Tow 16VLC 2:35 South Beach Tow 16VLC 3pm N Crazy on A Plane MVLC 4pm Border Security – Australia’s Frontline M 5pm A1 – Highway Patrol MVLC 6pm Tough as Nails PGL 7pm RBT MC 7:30 Pawn Stars PGL 8:30 Border Security – Canada’s Frontline M 9pm South Beach Tow 16VLC 9:30 South Beach Tow 16VLC 10pm Crazy on A Plane MVLC 11pm Border Security – Australia’s Frontline M

Sunday

Midnight Tough as Nails PGL 1am RBT MC 1:30 Pawn Stars PGL 2:30 Border Security – Canada’s Frontline M 3am NXT PGV 4am South Beach Tow 16VLC 4:30 South Beach Tow 16VLC 5am N Crazy on A Plane MVLC

Sunday

12:35 Infomercials 5am Leading the Way PG 5:30 Charles Stanley PG

MOVIES PREMIERE 7:05 12 Mighty Orphans M 2021 Drama.

Luke Wilson, Martin Sheen.

9am Dawn Raid ML 2020 Documentary. 10:40 2 Hearts MLS 2020 Drama.

Jacob Elordi, Tiera Skovbye.

12:20 Reminiscence MVC 2021 Sci-fi. Hugh Jackman, Rebecca Ferguson.

2:15 House of Gucci 16VLS 2021 Drama. Lady Gaga, Adam Driver. 4:50 The Professor and the Madman MVC 2019 Drama. Mel Gibson.

6:55 Come Play MC 2020 Horror. Azhy Robertson, Gillian Jacobs.

8:30 Snake Eyes – GI Joe Origins MVL 2021 Action. A tenacious loner is welcomed into an ancient Japanese clan. However, his allegiances are tested when secrets from his past are revealed.

Henry Golding, Andrew Koji.

10:35 F9 – The Fast Saga MV 2021 Action. Vin Diesel, Michelle Rodriguez.

Sunday

12:55 Warrior Queen MV 2020 Action. Devika Bhise, Rupert Everett. 2:35 Penguin Bloom ML 2020 Drama.

Naomi Watts, Andrew Lincoln.

4:07 The War Below MVC 2021 War. 5:40 Christmas Cupcakes PG 2018 Drama.

MOVIES GREAtS 7:05 The Hunger Games – Mockingjay: Part 2 MVC 2015 Adventure. Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson.

9:20 Conspiracy Theory MV 1997 Thriller.

Mel Gibson, Julia Roberts.

11:35 Interstellar ML 2014 Sci-fi. Matthew McConaughey, Anne Hathaway.

2:20 Brokeback Mountain MVLS 2004 Drama.

Heath Ledger, Jake Gyllenhaal.

4:30 RocknRolla 16VL 2008 Action. Gerard Butler, Idris Elba, Thandie Newton.

6:25 Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy MVL 2011 Drama.

Gary Oldman, Colin Firth, Benedict Cumberbatch.

8:30 Milk MLS 2008 Biography Drama. The true story of Harvey Milk, an American gay-rights activist who became California’s first openly-gay elected official.

Sean Penn, Emile Hirsch, James Franco.

10:35 Carrie 16VLS 2013 Horror. Chloë Grace Moretz, Julianne Moore, Gabriella Wilde.

Sunday

12:15 Message in a Bottle PGS 1998 Romantic Drama. Kevin Costner, Robin Wright Penn.

2:25 Saw 18V 2004 Horror.

Cary Elwes, Danny Glover.

4:05 Jane Eyre MC 2011 Drama.

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UKtV 6am Qi PG 6:30 Qi PG 7:05 Qi MLS 7:35 Would I Lie to You? PG 8:10 Would I Lie to You? PG 8:40 Would I Lie to You? PG 9:15 The Bill MVC 10:05 The Bill MVC 10:55 The Bill M 11:45 The Bill MVC 12:35 The Bill MVC 1:25 Casualty PG 2:10 Doc Martin MLC 3pm Holby City MC 4:05 Grantchester PG 4:55 Grantchester PG 5:45 Call the Midwife PG 6:50 Father Brown PG 7:40 Casualty PG 8:30 Midsomer Murders MV When a pub landlady is crushed to death during a magic show, Barnaby uncovers conflict between the Church and pagans.

10:20 All Round to Mrs Brown’s ML With Olly Murs, Jane McDonald, Emily Atack and her mother Kate Robbins, Martin Kemp joins Dermot and Buster.

11:15 Who Do You Think You Are? PG Ruth Jones.

6:05 How It’s Made PG 6:30 How Do They Do It? PG 6:55 Demolition Down Under PG 7:45 Outback Opal Hunters PG 8:35 Outback Opal Hunters PG 9:25 Outback Opal Hunters PG 10:20 Outback Opal Hunters PG 11:15 Outback Opal Hunters PG 12:10 Deadliest Catch Special MLC King Crab is Dead. 2pm Gold Rush – White Water MLC Gamblin’ Man. 2:55 Aussie Gold Hunters PG 3:50 Alaskan Bush People MLC Million Dollar Mountain.

4:45 Alaskan Bush People MLC Heart of Gold.

5:40 Alaskan Bush People MLC All For One. 6:35 Bering Sea Gold MLC Cold Man and the Sea. 7:30 Building Off the Grid PG 8:30 Homestead Rescue PG 9:30 Moonshiners – Master Distiller MLC 10:30 Blowing Up History PG 11:25 NASA’s Unexplained Files PG

12:30 Farah Palmer Cup Wellington v Canterbury.

1am All Blacks v Ireland Third Test.

1:30 Springboks v Wales Second Test.

2am L Springboks v Wales Third Test. From DHL Stadium, Cape Town.

5:30 Farah Palmer Cup

12:15 Who Do You Think You Are? PG 1:15 Who Do You Think You Are? PG 2:20 Who Do You Think You Are? PG 3:20 Who Do You Think You Are? PG 4:25 A Confession M 5:10 A Confession M

12:15 How Do They Do It? PG 12:40 How Do They Do It? PG 1:05 Rob Riggle – Global Investigator PG 1:55 Outback Opal Hunters PG 2:45 Strange Evidence PG 3:35 Strange Evidence PG 4:25 Strange Evidence PG 5:15 Strange Evidence PG

Sunday

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8am Netball – Cadbury Series New Zealand A v Aotearoa Men. 8:30 Netball – Cadbury Series Silver Ferns v Mixed Invitational.

9am All Blacks v Ireland Second Test.

9:30 Wallabies v England Second Test. 10am Netball – Cadbury Series Silver Ferns v Mixed Invitational.

Noon L Farah Palmer Cup Wellington v Canterbury.

From Porirua Park, Wellington.

2pm L Farah Palmer Cup Auckland v Counties Manukau.

From Auckland.

4pm Wallabies v England Second Test.

4:30 Springboks v Wales 5pm Pumas v Scotland 5:30 All Blacks v Ireland 6pm L All Blacks v Ireland Third Test.

From Sky Stadium, Wellington.

9:40 L Wallabies v England Third Test.

From Sydney Cricket Ground, Sydney.

0 Closed captions; 3 Repeat; 2 Maori Language; HLS Highlights; RPL Replay; DLY Delayed. CLASSIFICATIONS: 16/18 Approved for persons 16/18 years or over; C Content may offend; L Language may offend; M Suitable for mature audi-

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6pm My Party Song 3 The Modern Maori Quartet and their guests sing some of the greatest party songs.

7pm M The Jungle Bunch 2017 Animation. The Jungle Bunch must protect the jungle from a gang of baboons led by Igor the evil koala.

Philippe Bozo, Laurent Morteau, Pascal Casnova.

8:40 M Matariki M 3 2010 Drama. A random act of violence leaves eight people searching for hope and new beginnings, as the Matariki constellation rises in the Southern skies. Jason Wu, Xana Tang.

10:10 Anika Moa Unleashed M 10:40 Closedown

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George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces, at 8:30pm

John Wick – Chapter 2, at 8:30pm

Piri’s Tiki Tour, at 5:30pm

The Cleaning Lady, at 8:30pm

The Weakest Link UK, at 7:30pm

6am Attitude 3 0 6:25 Paddington Station 3 0 7:15 Tagata Pasifika 3 7:40 Praise Be 3 0 8:10 Secret Scotland 3 0 9am Q+A with Jack Tame 0 10am Waka Huia 10:30 Marae 2 11am The Great British Sewing Bee 0 Noon Attitude 3 0 12:30 Fair Go 3 0 1pm Sunday 3 0 2pm Space Invaders 3 0 3pm Extraordinary Escapes 0 4pm F Susan Calman’s Grand Day Out 0 5pm The Chase 3 0 6pm 1 News at 6pm 0 7pm Country Calendar 0 7:30 Sunday A weekly in-depth current affairs show, hosted by Miriama Kamo. 0 8:30 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces George meets a man making a barn out of discarded windows and old driftwood, and a woman creating her retirement home in a mini-van. 0 9:30 This is Going to Hurt 16LC On the day of Adam’s engagement party, his work stress is becoming increasingly overwhelming. 0 10:30 Line of Duty 16VC AC12’s Kate Fleming is planted undercover in Lindsay Denton’s Missing Persons Unit. 0 11:40 F Clarice 16VC 0 12:35 Infomercials

6am Peppa Pig 3 0 6:10 Kangaroo Beach 3 0 6:20 Bluey 3 0 6:50 Care Bears – Unlock the Magic 3 0 7:10 Thomas Edison’s Secret Lab 3 0 7:25 Ben 10 3 0 7:40 Bunnicula 3 0 8:05 SpongeBob SquarePants 3 0 8:30 What Now? 0 9:30 Home and Away Omnibus 3 0 11:25 Shortland Street Omnibus PG 3 0 1:55 United States of Al PG 0 2:20 B Positive PGS 0 2:45 Call Me Kat PG 0 3:15 The Middle 3 0 3:45 Mr Bean PG 3 0 4:15 M Madagascar – Escape 2 Africa 2008 Adventure. Voices of Ben Stiller, Chris Rock. 0 6pm Wipeout 0 7pm MasterChef Australia – Fans and Faves 0 8:30 M John Wick – Chapter 2 16VLC 2017 Action. Forced back into the criminal underworld, quiet and deadly super-assassin, John Wick, goes to Rome on a secret assignment.

Keanu Reeves, John Leguizamo. 0 10:40 Four Weddings and a Funeral ML 0 11:35 Death Row Doctors 16VSC 0

6am Life TV PG 6:30 Leading the Way PG 7am Charles Stanley PG 8am Life TV PG 8:30 Turning Point PG 9am Extreme Couponing PG 3 0 9:25 The Hui 3 0 9:55 Newshub Nation 3 0 10:55 Nature’s Strangest Mysteries – Solved 3 0 11:20 Dr Dee – Alaska Vet PG 0 12:05 Incredible Engineering Blunders – Fixed PG 1pm Motorsport – Muscle Garage 1:30 Motorsport – Supercars (HLS) Round Seven.

2:30 Motorsport – New Zealand Rally Championship Round Three.

3pm Motorsport – D1NZ Round Four.

4pm Motorsport – Monster Jam 3 5pm Bondi Lifeguard World Adventures PG 3 0 5:30 Piri’s Tiki Tour Piri Weepu is in Motupohue, targeting Bluff oysters and Blue Cod, and he jumps on big machinery with former Southland Stag, Jason Kawau. 0 6pm Newshub Live at 6pm 7pm F MasterChef NZ PG 0 8:30 M 1917 16 2019 Drama.

During the height of the Great War, two young British soldiers embark on a dangerous mission through enemy territory. Dean-Charles Chapman, George MacKay. 0 10:50 9-1-1 M 3 0 11:50 Haunted Towns M

6am We Bare Bears PG 3 0 6:35 Monster Beach PG 3 0 6:45 Ben 10 PG 3 0 7am Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3 0 7:30 Religious Programming 10am Antiques Roadshow 3 0 11am NXT PGV 3 Noon Rugby – All Blacks v Ireland (DLY) Third Test. 0 2pm Traffic Cops PGVC 3 0 3pm F Truck Night in America PGL 3 0 4pm Grass Roots Rugby 5pm Rugby Nation 5:30 Prime News 6pm Best of American Pickers PGC 3 Mike makes a perfect trade, scoring a motor for his 1911 Indian.

7pm Storage Wars PGL 3 0 7:30 Outback Truckers PGL Sludge has a white knuckle ride; Steve Grahame dodges downpours and damage on an urgent mission. 0 8:30 The Cleaning Lady 16VC Arman’s quarrel with Hayak has consequences for Thony; Arman and Garrett try to help her. 0 9:30 F Yellowstone 16VLC The feud between the Becks and the Duttons comes to a violent conclusion; Rip receives a surprise inheritance. 0 10:30 SmackDown PGV 11:30 Fear the Walking Dead 18VC 0 12:30 Infomercials

6am Key of David PG 6:30 Through the Bible with Les Feldick PG 7am Leading the Way PG 7:30 Animal Cribs PG 8:20 Baked in Vermont 8:50 The Best Thing I Ever Ate 9:15 The Best Thing I Ever Ate 9:40 Mysteries at the Museum PG 10:25 American Pickers PG 11:10 The Weekend Workshop Noon Winner Cake All 1pm Best in Food 1:30 Who Wants to be a Millionaire? UK 2:30 My Lottery Dream Home 3pm Dr Jeff – Rocky Mountain Vet PG 4pm The Globe The chefs make tacos in Mexico City and Hawaiian plate lunches in Maui.

In Addis Ababa, Ethiopia, the finalists craft vegan platters.

5:05 Mysteries at the Museum PG 6pm American Pickers PG 7pm Billy Buys Brooklyn PG 7:30 The Weakest Link UK PG Hosted by Romesh Ranganathan.

8:30 M Stardust 16 2020 Drama. Chronicling the young David Bowie’s first visit to the US in 1971, a trip that inspired the invention of his alter ego, Ziggy Stardust. Johnny Flynn, Marc Maron, Jena Malone.

10:45 Forged in Fire PG 11:45 Flea Market Flip 12:15 Infomercials

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Monday

12:25 The Disappearance of Phoenix Coldon PG 0 1:10 In Ice Cold Blood 16VSC 0 2am Demons in the City of Angels 16VC 0 2:45 Girl in the Woods MVLC 0 3:45 2 Tunes 4am Infomercials 4:30 Religious Programming 5am Infomercials

SKY 5

6am Top Chef PG 3 6:45 Top Chef PG 3 7:35 Top Chef PG 3 8:20 Top Chef PG 3 9:10 Hollywood Medium PGC 3 10am Hollywood Medium PGC 3 10:50 Botched PGC 3 11:40 Hoarders PG 3 12:30 Catfish PG 3 1:25 Dog Rescuers PG 3 2:25 Rich Kids Go Skint PG 3 3:30 Million Dollar Listing NY PG 3 4:30 Million Dollar Listing NY PG 3 5:25 Million Dollar Listing NY PG 3 6:30 Tiny House Nation PG 7:30 M Footloose PGVL 3 1984 Drama. A city boy goes to a small town where rock music and dancing have been banned. Kevin Bacon, Lori Singer. 0 9:45 M Junior PGLS 3 1994 Comedy.

A male scientist is persuaded into a medical experiment. He becomes pregnant and quickly learns what it is like to have a baby. Arnold Schwarzenegger, Danny DeVito, Emma Thompson. 0

Monday

Midnight Embarrassing Bodies MSC 3 0 12:50 Infomercials

Monday

12:50 Infomercials 5:30 AM Early

MOVIES PREMIERE

MOVIES GREAtS

6am Border Security – Australia’s Frontline M 7am MacGyver M 8am NXT PGV 9am Ax Men ML 10am Pawn Stars PGL 11am NCIS – New Orleans MV Noon MacGyver M 1pm Tough as Nails PGL On the farm, the competitors stack hay bales, herd sheep and make horseshoes.

2pm Raw MVC The latest WWE action.

4:45 NXT PGV 5:45 SmackDown 7:30 MacGyver M General John Acosta recruits Mac to steal from a military lab to test its security; Riley is concerned about Mac and Desi’s breakup.

8:30 NCIS – New Orleans MV A LaSalle impersonator attempts to free a woman from jail; Pride’s daughter pays him a surprise visit.

9:30 Seal Team MVSC 10:30 Chucky M 11:25 Ax Men ML

7:10 Juniper MVLC 2021 Drama. Charlotte Rampling, George Ferrier. 8:45 Target Number One 16VLSC 2020 Thriller. Josh Hartnett, Antoine Olivier Pilon.

10:50 Infinite MVLC 2021 Action. 12:35 The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard 16VLS 2021 Action. 2:30 The Suicide Squad 16VLC 2021 Adventure.

4:40 No Sudden Move 16VL 2021 Thriller. 6:35 Free Guy MVL 2021 Action.

Ryan Reynolds, Taika Waititi.

8:30 Vanquish MVLC 2021 Action. A retired cop forces a former drug courier to do his bidding by holding her daughter hostage. She must take out gangsters, or never see her child again. Ruby Rose, Morgan Freeman.

10:10 A Mouthful of Air MLC 2021 Drama. Bestselling children’s author, Julie Davis, faces a battle for survival after the birth of her daughter unlocks an old trauma. Amanda Seyfried, Finn Wittrock.

6:05 Olympus Has Fallen 16VL 2013 Action. Gerard Butler, Aaron Eckhart, Morgan Freeman.

8:05 London Has Fallen 16VL 2016 Action Crime. Gerard Butler, Aaron Eckhart, Morgan Freeman.

9:45 Miss Potter PG 2006 Drama. 11:15 Gangster Squad 16VLS 2012 Action. 1:05 What Happens in Vegas MLS 2008 Comedy. 2:40 The Perfect Storm ML 2000 Adventure.

4:50 Broken City 16VL 2013 Crime.

6:40 Magic Mike 16LS 2012 Comedy Drama.

Channing Tatum, Alex Pettyfer, Olivia Munn.

8:30 Mr and Mrs Smith MVLS 2004 Comedy Thriller. A bored married couple are surprised to learn they are both assassins hired by competing agencies to kill each other. Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie.

10:30 Troy MV 2004 Action.

Adaptation of Homer’s epic The Iliad, about a combined Greek attack on the city of Troy and the fate of the leading protagonists.

Brad Pitt, Eric Bana, Orlando Bloom.

12:15 SmackDown MVC 2am MacGyver M 3am Chucky M 4am NCIS – New Orleans MV 5am Seal Team MVSC

Midnight Music MVLC 2021 Drama. 1:45 Chaos Walking MV 2021 Sci-fi. 3:35 Words on Bathroom Walls MLC 2020 Drama. 5:25 Lake Placid – Legacy 16VC 2018 Horror.

Monday

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Monday

1:10 The Blair Witch Project MLC 1999 Thriller.

2:30 Apollo 13 PGL 1995 Drama.

4:50 American Gangster 16VLSC 2007 Crime.

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UKtV

6am All Blacks v Ireland Third Test. 6:30 Wallabies v England Third Test.

7am L Pumas v Scotland Third Test. 9:10 Springboks v Wales 9:30 Wallabies v England 10am All Blacks v Ireland Noon Cycling – Tour de France 12:30 L Basketball – Women’s NZNBL Mainland Pouakai v Mid-North Whai. 2:30 Netball – Cadbury Series 3pm Netball – Cadbury Series 3:30 Wallabies v England 5:30 All Blacks v Ireland 7:30 The Breakdown 8:30 Rugby Nation 9pm All Blacks v Ireland 9:30 Wallabies v England 9:45 L Motorcycling – World Superbikes Championship Superpole Two. 10:40 Wallabies v England 11:15 L Motorcycling – World Superbikes Championship Race Two. Monday 12:30 L Motorcycling – World Superbikes Championship Race Two. 2am Motorsport – Supercars 2:40 All Blacks v Ireland 3am The Breakdown 4am Rugby Nation 4:30 Springboks v Wales 5am Athletics – World Championships

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6:05 How It’s Made PG 6:30 How Do They Do It? PG 6:55 Extreme Ice Machines PG 7:45 Deadliest Catch Special MLC 9:25 Bering Sea Gold MLC 10:20 Mystery at Blind Frog Ranch MLC 11:15 Gold Rush – White Water MLC Gamblin’ Man. 12:10 Aussie Gold Hunters PG 1:05 Demolition Down Under PG 2pm Deadliest Catch – Bloodline PG The Harris Legacy. 2:55 Deadliest Catch – Bloodline PG Proving Grounds. 3:50 Deadliest Catch – Bloodline PG Ohana.

4:45 Deadliest Catch – Bloodline PG Cowboys and Pirates. 5:40 Deadliest Catch – Bloodline PG All Nighter. 6:35 Deadliest Catch – Bloodline PG The Legacy Continues. 7:30 Aussie Gold Hunters PG 8:30 Naked and Afraid – Alone MLC 10:30 Naked and Afraid – Alone MLC 11:25 Bering Sea Gold MLC

Midnight Doc Martin MC 12:50 Who Do You Think You Are? PG 1:50 Grantchester PG 2:40 Grantchester PG 3:30 London Kills PG 4:20 London Kills PG 5:10 London Kills PG

12:15 How Do They Do It? PG 12:40 How Do They Do It? PG 1:05 Mystery at Blind Frog Ranch MLC 1:55 Outback Opal Hunters PG 2:45 Naked and Afraid M 3:35 Naked and Afraid M 4:25 Naked and Afraid M 5:15 Naked and Afraid MLC

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7:10 Darwin and Newts 3 7:20 Haati Paati 3 7:30 Kia Mau 3 7:40 Cube 3 7:50 Kainga Whakapaipai 3 8am Polyfest 3 8:30 Whanau Bake-Off 3 9:30 Toi Te Ora 3 10am Life of Kai PG 3 10:30 Moon Tide Fishing 3 11am Te Ao Marama 11:30 Te Ao with Moana 3 Noon Te Ao Tapatahi 12:30 Tagata Pasifika 1pm Soul Sessions 3 1:30 Waiata Anthems 3 1:50 M The Jungle Bunch 3 2017 Animation.

3:30 Lucky Dip 3 4pm Waka Huia 4:30 The Hui 5pm Indigenous 100 3 5:30 Te Ao Toa 6:30 Heritage Rescue Before the Ihumatao occupation, Brigid mapped one of the ancient burial caves and created exhibits to tell the story of the land’s past.

7:30 M Ghosts of Our Forest PGC 2017 Documentary. After an indigenous Ugandan tribe is violently removed from their forest home, the survivors struggle to maintain their cultural identity.

8:40 M My Life as a Zucchini PGC 2016 Animation.

After losing his mother, a boy is sent to an orphanage where he begins to learn the meaning of trust and love. Gaspard Schlatter, Sixtine Murat, Paulin Jaccoud.

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MasterChef Australia – Fans and Faves, at 7:30pm

The Block NZ – Redemption, at 7:30pm

The Enforcer, at 9:30pm

Dream Builds on Wheels, at 8:30pm

6am Breakfast 0 9am Lingo 0 10am Tipping Point 3 0 11am The Chase 3 0 Noon 1 News at Midday 0 12:30 Emmerdale PG 0 1:30 Country Calendar 3 0 2pm Ready Steady Cook 0 3pm Tipping Point 0 4pm Te Karere 2 4:30 Neighbours PG 0 5pm The Chase 3 0 6pm 1 News at 6pm 0 7pm Seven Sharp 0 7:30 Fair Go Join Pippa Wetzell, Hadyn Jones and the Fair Go team as they stand up for the underdogs and consumer rights! 0 8pm Shop Well For the Planet PG Eco toilet roll and natural deodorant are put through their paces, and a family is introduced to an electric car. 0 9:15 Billy Connolly’s Great American Trail PG 3 Comedian Billy Connolly follows the migratory trail of the Scots, starting in New York. 0 10:15 1 News Tonight 0 10:45 Shortland Street PGL 0 11:15 Under Investigation MC 0

6am Les Mills Born to Move 3 0 6:25 Children’s Programmes 0 9am Infomercials 9:30 Les Mills Body Balance 3 0 10am Home and Away 3 0 10:30 Shortland Street PG 3 0 11am Charmed PGC 0 Noon M Love Amongst the Stars PG 2022 Romance. Patch May, Bruce Dawson. 0 1:45 The Drew Barrymore Show PG 0 2:40 Superstore PGL 0 3pm Sabrina the Teenage Witch 0 3:30 The Feed 0 5pm The Simpsons PG 3 0 5:30 Friends 3 0 6pm Ghosts PGC 0 6:30 Home and Away PG 0 7pm Shortland Street PGL 0 7:30 MasterChef Australia – Fans and Faves PG The mystery box has been set by Maggie Beer, with the four least impressive dishes sending their makers into a pressure test. 0 8:30 Extreme Weddings PG A wedding on the ocean floor with 30 sharks as guests; Lisa and Travis have their wedding at their dream location, KFC. 0 9:30 Naked Attraction 18LSC 0 10:25 Two and a Half Men PG 3 0 11:25 2 Broke Girls M 3 0

6am AM 9am Infomercials 10:30 Gold Rush PG 3 0 11:30 Newshub Live at 11:30am Noon Ready to Love M 0 1pm M A Priceless Love PG 2022 Romance. Rose discovers she has a valuable teapot in her second hand shop. She refuses to sell to an antiques dealer until she finds the original owner. Erin Agostino, Luke Humphrey, John Beale. 0 3pm What Could Possibly Go Wrong? PG 0 4pm Room Crashers 0 4:30 Newshub Live at 4:30pm 5pm Gold Rush PG 0 6pm Newshub Live at 6pm 7pm The Project 7:30 N The Block NZ – Redemption PG Four fan-favourite teams are back for redemption in the 10th season of The Block NZ. 0 8:30 9-1-1 M Chimney is determined to find a missing Maddie amongst the chaos of St Patrick’s Day. 0 9:30 9-1-1 – Lone Star M Owen fears the past is back to haunt him; repercussions when Gillian saves the life of a woman wearing a do not resuscitate bracelet. 0 10:30 Newshub Late 11pm Head High M 3 0

8am Hunter Street PG 3 0 8:25 The Loud House PG 0 8:50 The Moe Show 3 0 9am Jeopardy 3 9:30 American Pickers PG 3 10:25 The Great British Bake Off PGL 3 0 12:30 Yorkshire Airport PGC 3 0 1pm Tough as Nails PGL 3 0 2pm The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 3 3pm Wheel of Fortune 3:30 Jeopardy 4pm Modern Dinosaurs 3 Find out what caused island gigantism in New Zealand and Australia, and why it was different in each country. 0 5pm Tagata Pasifika 5:30 Prime News 6pm Storage Wars PGL 3 0 7pm Pawn Stars PG 3 Rick takes his business expertise to the classroom.

7:30 F American Pickers PGC Retro Rick opens the doors to his Hollywood relics; Robbie is determined to reunite two halves of a rare gas globe.

8:30 The Crowd Goes Wild 9:30 M The Enforcer 16VS 3 1976 Action. Inspector Dirty Harry must foil a terrorist group, reluctantly teamed with a rookie female partner.

Clint Eastwood, Tyne Daly. 0 11:35 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 12:30 Infomercials

6am Dr Jeff – Rocky Mountain Vet PG 7am The Pioneer Woman 7:30 Valerie’s Home Cooking 8am The Globe 9am Mysteries at the Museum PG 10am American Pickers PG 11am Salvage Dawgs 11:30 Flea Market Flip Noon Location, Location, Location 1pm Daryl’s Restoration OverHall 1:30 Billy Buys Brooklyn PG 2pm The Weakest Link UK PG 3pm My Cat from Hell PG 4pm Giada Entertains 4:30 Gino’s Italian Express 5pm Mysteries at the Museum PG 6pm American Pickers PG 7pm Bang on Budget PG 8pm Newshub Live at 8pm 8:30 Dream Builds on Wheels A couple are trying to replicate their home in a van, complete with a gym; Jimmy’s fire engine conversion is finally ready.

9:30 Al Murray’s Great British Pub Quiz PG Hugh Dennis and Andy Parsons captain pub quiz teams from Lancashire and Peterborough.

10:30 Bang on Budget PG Ryan and Alexandra’s house is stuck in the 1970s, with a corner bar and pub-style wallpaper.

11:30 Flea Market Flip Midnight Infomercials

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12:15 Q+A with Jack Tame 3 0 1:15 Te Karere 3 1:40 Infomercials 5:30 Te Karere 3

BRAVO 6am Infomercials 10am Hoarders PG 3 10:55 Bar Rescue PGLC 3 11:50 Million Dollar Listing NY PG 3 1pm Tiny House Nation 3 1:50 50 Ways to Kill Your Mammy PGLC 3 2:50 Hoarders PG 3 3:40 Top Chef PG 4:35 Shark Tank PG 3 5:30 Million Dollar Listing NY PG 3 6:30 Bar Rescue PGLC 7:30 Snapped MVC A small-town farmer and businessman was found near a rubbish heap, the case is reopened 25 years later.

8:30 New York Homicide 16VC Joey said he was heading to an afterparty with people he just met, but he was never heard from again.

9:30 Exhumed – Killer Revealed 16VC When a new medical examiner performs an illegal exhumation, she discovers there may have been not one, but two murders.

10:30 Killer Couples MVC 3 11:30 The Real Murders Of Orange County MVC 3 12:20 Infomercials

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12:20 Batwoman MV 0 1:05 Emmerdale PG 3 0 1:50 Infomercials 2:50 MasterChef Australia 3 0 3:40 Heroes MV 3 0 4:25 2 Tunes 4:35 Neighbours PG 3 0 5am Infomercials 5:30 Religious Programming

SKY 5 6am Jeopardy!

6:20 Wheel of Fortune 6:40 Pawn Stars PG 7:35 Ax Men ML 8:25 Border Security M 8:50 Storage Wars PGL 9:40 The Mentalist MVC 10:30 Fringe 16V 11:30 Pawn Stars PG 11:55 Jeopardy!

12:20 Wheel of Fortune 12:45 Chucky M 1:40 Seal Team MVSC 2:30 The Mentalist MVC 3:20 Ax Men ML 4:10 Jeopardy!

4:35 Wheel of Fortune 5pm Storage Wars PGL 6pm Pawn Stars PG 7pm Border Security M 7:30 The Mentalist MVC 8:30 Inside the Force – 24/7 MVLC 9:30 Helicopter ER M 10:30 Fringe 16V 11:30 Ax Men ML

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1:25 Border Security M 1:50 Helicopter ER M 2:40 Inside the Force – 24/7 MVLC 3:30 Storage Wars PGL 4:20 Fringe 16V 5:10 The Mentalist MVC

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MOVIES GREAtS

7am Free Guy MVL 2021 Action. Ryan Reynolds, Taika Waititi. 8:55 Queenpins ML 2021 Comedy. Kristen Bell, Kirby Howell-Baptiste.

10:45 The Call 16VLSC 2020 Horror. Lin Shaye, Tobin Bell.

12:20 Charm City Kings 16VLC 2020 Drama. 2:25 Rams PGVL 2020 Drama. 4:25 Judas and the Black Messiah 16VL 2021 Drama. 6:30 Crisis 16VC 2020 Thriller. Gary Oldman, Armie Hammer. 8:30 The Fallout 16VLSC 2021 Drama.

Bolstered by new friendships forged after a school shooting, Vada reinvents herself and re-evaluates her view of the world. Jenna Ortega, Maddie Ziegler.

10:10 Spiral – From the Book of Saw 18VL 2021 Horror. Working in the shadow of his father, a detective unwittingly becomes trapped in a serial killer’s morbid game.

Chris Rock, Samuel L Jackson.

11:45 All That we Destroy 16VLSC 2018 Horror. Samantha Mathis, Israel Broussard.

7:45 Sully ML 2016 Drama.

Tom Hanks, Aaron Eckhart.

9:20 Wild Wild West PGV 1999 Action. Will Smith, Salma Hayek.

11:05 Arrival ML 2016 Drama.

Amy Adams, Jeremy Renner, Forest Whitaker.

1pm Charlie’s Angels MV 2000 Action.

2:40 Charlie’s Angels – Full Throttle MV 2003 Action.

4:25 Message in a Bottle PGS 1998 Romantic Drama.

6:35 Green Lantern MV 2011 Action. Ryan Reynolds, Blake Lively.

8:30 T2 Trainspotting 16VLSC 2017 Crime. Twenty years have passed since Mark Renton betrayed his friends. On his return, he finds that the more things change, the more they stay the same. Ewan McGregor, Jonny Lee Miller.

10:25 Breach ML 2007 Drama.

A young FBI agent is promoted to work for a well-respected agent who is suspected of selling secrets to the Soviet Union.

Chris Cooper, Ryan Phillipe.

Tuesday

1:10 The Glorias MLSC 2020 Drama. 3:35 The Little Things MVLS 2021 Thriller.

5:40 A Perfect Match PG 2021 Romantic Comedy.

Tuesday

12:15 In Time MVLC 2011 Sci-fi.

2:05 The Pa Boys M 2014 Drama.

3:40 Conspiracy Theory MV 1997 Thriller.

5:55 Eat Pray Love ML 2010 Romantic Drama.

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6:30 Pipi Ma 3 6:40 Purakau 3 6:50 Tamaiti Tu 3 7am Darwin and Newts 3 7:10 Tamariki Haka 3 7:20 Te Nutube 3 7:30 Kids Kai Kart 3 7:40 Kia Mau 3 7:50 Cube 3 8am Pukana 8:30 Oranga Ngakau (Starting Today) 3 9am Easy Eats 3 9:30 Whanau Living 3 10am Hangi Pit Masters 3 10:30 Toi Te Ora 3 11am M Ghosts of Our Forest PGC 3 2017 Documentary.

Noon Te Ao Tapatahi 12:30 Celebrity Playlist 3 1:05 Heritage Rescue 3 2pm Toku Reo 3 2 2:35 Ako 3 2 3:05 Pipi Ma 3 3:15 Purakau 3 3:25 Tamaiti Tu 3 3:35 Darwin and Newts 3 3:45 Tamariki Haka 3 3:55 Te Nutube 3 4:05 Kids Kai Kart 3 4:15 Kia Mau 3 4:25 Cube 3 4:35 Pukana 3 5:15 Rediscovering Aotearoa PG 3 5:30 Polyfest 3 6pm Haka Ngahau a-Rohe – Rangitane 3 6:30 Te Ao Marama 7pm Marae 2 7:30 Chatham Islanders 3 8pm Te Ao with Moana A weekly current affairs show with Moana Maniapoto.

8:30 M Westwood – Punk Icon Activist M 3 2018 Documentary.

The remarkable story of one of the true icons of our time, as she fights to maintain her brand’s integrity, her principles and her legacy.

10pm K’rd Chronicles PG 3 10:10 Te Ngakau Tapatahi 3 10:40 Te Ao Marama 11:10 Closedown

UKtV

6am Basketball – NZNBL (RPL) Canterbury Rams v Taranaki Airs.

8am Farah Palmer Cup (RPL) Wellington v Canterbury.

10am Farah Palmer Cup (RPL) Auckland v Counties Manukau.

Noon Farah Palmer Cup (RPL) Waikato v Manawatu.

2pm Springboks v Wales (RPL) 4pm The Breakdown 5pm All Blacks v Ireland (RPL) Third Test.

7pm Cycling – Tour de France (HLS) Stage 15.

7:30 Wallabies v England (HLS) Third Test. From Sydney Cricket Ground, Sydney.

8pm Springboks v Wales (HLS) Third Test. From DHL Stadium, Cape Town.

8:30 The Crowd Goes Wild 9:30 Pumas v Scotland (RPL) Third Test. From Estadio Unico Madre de Ciudades, Santiago Del Estero.

11:30 Netball – Cadbury Series (RPL) Third Place Playoff.

6am Would I Lie to You? PG 6:35 Qi M 7:10 Richard Osman’s House of Games Night PG 7:45 The Bill MVC 8:35 A Touch of Frost M 10:25 Father Brown PG 11:15 Doc Martin PG 12:05 Midsomer Murders MV 1:40 The Bill MVC 2:30 New Tricks MVLS 3:30 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown M 4:20 The Jonathan Ross Show MLS 5:15 Who Do You Think You Are? PG Joe Lycett.

6:20 Qi PG 6:55 EastEnders PG 7:25 Qi PG 8pm Would I Lie to You? PG Comedy panel show where contestants bluff about their secrets.

8:35 We Hunt Together 16VL It looks like the end of the road for Freddy and Baba, now trapped by Lola and Jackson.

9:30 Guilt MVL 10:35 Professor T M 11:30 Midsomer Murders MV

1:30 Netball – Cadbury Series (RPL) First v Second.

3:30 Farah Palmer Cup (RPL) Auckland v Counties Manukau.

5:30 Farah Palmer Cup (RPL) Waikato v Manawatu.

1:05 Qi PG 1:35 Qi PG 2:10 Would I Lie to You? PG 2:40 Who Do You Think You Are? PG 3:40 We Hunt Together 16VL 4:30 Guilt MVL 5:30 Fawlty Towers PG

Tuesday

0 Closed captions; 3 Repeat; 2 Maori Language; HLS Highlights; RPL Replay; DLY Delayed. CLASSIFICATIONS: 16/18 Approved for persons 16/18 years or over; C Content may offend; L Language may offend; M Suitable for mature audiences 16 years and over; PG Parental guidance recommended for young viewers; S Sexual content may offend; V Contains violence. Local Radio: NewsTalk ZB 873AM/98.1FM FM Classic Hits FM 92.5; Port FM Local 94.9, 98.9 and 106.1

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DIScOVERY 6:05 How It’s Made PG 6:30 How Do They Do It? PG 6:55 How the Universe Works PG 7:45 Homestead Rescue PG 8:35 Gold Rush – White Water PG 9:25 Aussie Gold Hunters PG 10:20 Undercover Billionaire PG 11:15 Demolition Down Under PG 12:10 How Do They Do It? PG 12:35 How It’s Made PG 1:05 Mysteries at the Museum PG Ghost Ship, Bobsledding.

2pm Naked and Afraid MLC Colombian Conflict.

2:55 Alaskan Bush People MLC 3:50 Gold Rush – White Water PG 4:45 Homestead Rescue PG 5:40 Outback Opal Hunters PG 6:35 Aussie Gold Hunters PG 7:30 Demolition Down Under PG 8:30 Extreme Ice Machines PG 9:30 Impossible Builds PG 10:30 Expedition Unknown PG 11:25 Naked and Afraid MLC

Tuesday

12:15 Homestead Rescue PG 1:05 Mysteries at the Museum PG 1:55 Gold Rush – White Water PG 2:45 Naked and Afraid MLC 3:35 Moonshiners – Master Distiller MLC 4:25 Alaskan Bush People M 5:15 Outback Opal Hunters PG

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Puzzles and horoscopes Ashburton Guardian Tuesday, July 12, 2022

Simon Shuker’s Code-Cracker

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ARIES (Mar 21-Apr 19): You’ll be the one who brings everyone together. Does knowing they will influence one another for better and worse make you reconsider your guest list?

TAURUS (Apr 20-May 20): Trials are your best teachers.

You’ll meet challenges that affirm your strength and resourcefulness. Fellow earth signs Virgo and Capricorn prove worthy team members.

GEMINI (May 21-Jun 21): Nonproductive stretches can be uncomfortable or even alarming for movers like you. Don’t fight it; ride it. Something excellent will come out of the break, and it actually won’t put you behind at all.

CANCER (Jun 22-Jul 22): Not all boundaries are meant to keep others out. Often the fences and limits provide a much-needed sense of order.

Lay down a few rules to give structure to today’s uncharted territory.

LEO (Jul 23-Aug 22): Everyone falls. Whether you fall down, fall short or fall for the tricks and traps of a wild world, there’s only one thing to do – pick yourself up and walk on with the lesson in your pocket.

VIRGO (Aug 23-Sep 22): “Just be yourself,” they say.

Meanwhile, “yourself” isn’t the easiest person to “just be,” when you’re exploring and becoming. So instead, experiment and be whoever you want to be in the moment.

LIBRA (Sep 23-Oct 23): You cultivate an atmosphere of emotional safety around you. People sense you’ll take care of them and make their lives a little easier, maybe even momentarily delightful. No wonder you’re popular.

SCORPIO (Oct 24-Nov 21): It requires courage to take a chance. Give yourself credit for assuming a risk, carrying it and being big enough to accept the consequences, whatever they may be.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22-Dec 21): Maybe the mystics and geniuses are right about life being an illusion. The question is what to do about it. Can you dream differently? What would it take to pierce the perception that entraps you?

CAPRICORN (Dec 22-Jan 19): Stimulating environments engage the mind, but when they go on too long, imagination suffers. Creativity needs breathing room that only boredom can provide.

A dull stretch is the precursor to inspiration.

AQUARIUS (Jan 20-Feb 18): Boasting, posing and posturing is the behaviour of insecurity and under-confidence. You get the best out of yourself and others by offering the remedy of kind attention and acceptance.

PISCES (Feb 19-Mar 20): The relationships you cherish the most will be the ones that demand something of you and afford you the opportunity to emotionally expand. When it comes to love, you get what you put in.

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Mt Hutt Memorial Hall 10am, 160 Main Street, Methven. NZ Alpine and Agriculture Encounter, Art Gallery and Hall of Memories.

Ashburton Aviation Musuem 1-3pm, Ashburton Airport, Seafield Road.

Weekdays

Mid Canterbury Connector Provides low-cost return trips to Ashburton, Mondays to Fridays, any time between 9am and 4.30pm.

Ashburton Aviation Museum 1-3pm. Ashburton Airport, Seafield Road.

Mondays

Age Concern Ashburton Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday at 10am.

Ashburton Community Walking Group Mondays and Fridays at 10.30am. Walnut Avenue Pavilion.

Waireka Croquet Club Mahjong, 1pm, club rooms, Phillip Street, Ashburton.

Mid Canterbury Linedancers Weekly beginner class 1pm-2pm, Easy intermediate & intermediate 2pm-4.30pm at the Tinwald Memorial Hall. Instructor Annette Fyfe.

MSA Dance Section Monday 4.00pm to 6.00pm All welcome at the MSA Havelock St.

Tuesdays Ashburton Menz Shed 9am-2pm at 8 William Street.

Age Concern Ashburton Steady as you Go Gentle Falls Prevention Exercises. All levels of ability are welcome. $2 per 1hr session.

• Held at Methven All Saints Anglican Church Chapman St at 10.30am.

• Rakaia St Andrew’s Presbyterian Church Bridge St at 1.00pm.

• Hampstead Hakatere Church Rooms, Oxford St at 1.30pm.

MSA Tai Chi Classes at 10.30am. Cost $3 per session at the MSA on Havelock Street.

Justice of the Peace JP available for all signing services on Tuesdays and Fridays at 12pm-2pm. No appointment necessary. No fee. Community House, 44 Cass Street.

Ashburton MSA Petanque Club Competition and social play, all welcome from 1pm at 115 Racecourse Road.

RSA Indoor Bowls Every Tuesday at 12.45. RSA in the Doris Linton Lounge. $2, followed by a cuppa & chat.

Pickleball Ashburton EA Networks Centre from 5-7pm. Paddles are provided.

MSA indoor bowls At MSA 7pm start. New members welcome Mid Canterbury Badminton Club Badminton Club night from 7-9pm. All abilities welcome at EA Networks Centre.

Wednesdays

Ashburton Strollers Club Meeting at courthouse 8.30am.

Ashburton Menz Shed 9am-2pm at 8 William Street.

Ashburton Ladies Friendship Club 9.45am, Sinclair Centre. Speeches, morning tea, every fourth Wednesday of the month.

Wednesday Walk Group 9.30am. Meet on Walnut Avenue on the west side of the Ashburton College Auditorium entrance.

Age Concern Ashburton Steady as you Go Gentle Falls Prevention Exercises. All levels of ability are welcome. $2 per 1hr session.

• Held at Allenton St David’s Church, Allens Rd at 9.30am.

• Held at Ashburton Buffalo Lodge Rooms, Cox St at 10.30am.

• Held at Ashburton Buffalo Lodge Rooms, Cox St at 1.30pm.

• Held at Staveley Community Hall at 2pm.

Pickleball Ashburton Every Wednesday from 9.30am - 11.30am at EA Networks Centre.

St Stephen’s Anglican Church Holy Communion at 10am on Park Street.

Age Concern Ashburton Programme for the elderly runs Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday at 10am.

Hip Hop for Seniors 10am-11am at the Ashburton Seniors Centre, 206 Cameron Street, Ashburton, $5.

Waireka Croquet Club Euchre, 1.30pm, Philip Street, Ashburton.

Ashburton open coffee mornings All are welcome at the Plunket rooms, 222 Cameron Street. 10.30am - 12 noon.

MSA Tai Chi Class is at 10.30am. Cost $3 per session at the MSA on Havelock Street.

Ashburton Woodworkers Clubrooms at Plains Museum site 1pm - 4pm.

Device Drop-In Sessions Free Device Help Sessions at the Ashburton Public Library every Wednesday between 2pm and 4pm.

Art Addicts Art Addicts (AA) is the Ashburton Art Gallery’s weekly art space for kids. Donations appreciated. 3 - 4.30pm.

Mid Canterbury Linedancers Weekly beginner class 6.30pm-7.30pm, easy intermediate & intermediate 7.30pm-9pm at the Tinwald Memorial Hall.

Thursdays Ashburton Menz Shed 9am-2pm at 8 William Street.

Age Concern Ashburton Ladies exercise class at 9.30am at Ashburton Seniors Centre at 206 Cameron Street.

Park Street Line Dancers 9.30am - 11am at St Stephen’s Parish Centre.

Mid Canterbury Badminton Club.

9.30am-11am at the EA Networks Sports Centre.

MSA Tai Chi Classes at 10.30am. Cost $3 per session at the MSA on Havelock Street.

Age Concern Ashburton Steady as you Go Gentle Falls Prevention Exercises. All levels of ability are welcome. $2 per 1hr session.

• Tinwald Holy Spirit Church, Thomson Street at 11am.

• Ashburton St Stephen’s Church, Park Street at 1pm.

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Ashburton Buffalo Lodge Rooms, Cox Street at 1pm.

Waireka Croquet Club Mahjong, 1pm, club rooms, Phillip Street, Ashburton.

Ashburton MSA Petanque Club From 1.30pm at 115 Racecourse Roadn.

Fridays

Ashburton Community Walking Group Walking for about 30-40 minutes on Mondays and Fridays at 10.30am. Meet Walnut Avenue Pavilion.

St Stephen’s Anglican Church Seniors Coffee Club, 2nd and 4th of the month at 10.30am, St Stephen’s Parish Centre, Park Street.

Ashburton Justice of the Peace JP available for all signing services from 12-2pm. No appointment necessary. No fee.

Community House. 44 Cass Street.

is free but donations are welcome.

Every Thurs and Sat

Ashburton Toy Library Open every Thursday and Saturday from 9.30am-12.30pm, plus every alternate Tuesday 3.30pm-5pm at 106 Victoria Street.

Second Fri of every month

In Colour, art and craft club Bring along your art and craft projects to share with others over morning tea once a month. 10.30am - 12 noon.

Second and fourth Friday of every month

St Stephen’s Anglican Church Seniors Coffee Club 10.30am on Park Street.

Last Sun of every month

Nor’Westers Muso’s Club All are welcome, as is any style of music. 2pm - 6pm at Feeneys Lounge, Devon Tavern.

Pickleball Ashburton EA Networks Centre from 6-8pm. Paddles provided.

First Sunday of every month

Saturdays

Third Monday of every month

Ashburton’s Winter Market North end of West Street carpark, from 9am.

Ashburton MSA Petanque Club Social play from 1.30pm at 115 Racecourse Road, Ashburton Ashburton Aviation Museum Ashburton Airport from 10am - 3pm.

Ashburton Woodworkers Clubrooms at Plains Museum site 1pm-4pm.

Seventh-Day Adventist Church • 10am, Weekly worship & Bible Study.

• 11am, Sabbath singing & Sermon.

At Grace Presbyterian Church building, 63 Princes St. Ashburton. All welcome!

Vintage Car Club 86 Maronan Road, Tinwald The Museum and Parts Shed will be OPEN on Saturdays during the month of June. Time: 10.00am to 12 noon.

Sundays Ashburton Strollers Club Meeting at courthouse 8:30am.

Ashburton Anglican Parish Sunday St Stephen’s Anglican Church, Park St 10 am. Holy Communion Sunday St Andrew’s Anglican Church, Thomson St 10 am. Holy Communion, 2nd & 4th Sundays of the month St Andrew’s Presbyterian Church 10am Morning Worship Service led by Rev. Eric Mattock All welcome. Sinclair Centre, Park Street Grace Presbyterian Church 10am at 63 Princes Street.

Hakatere Presbyterian Parish Morning Worship at 10am led by Rev. Johanna Warren.

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1st and 3rd Sundays of the month at 65 Oxford Street 2nd and 4th Sundays of the month at 127 Thomson Street Tinwald

Pickleball Ashburton EA Networks Centre from 3-5pm.

Every Tues and Fri

Blacksmiths Open Tuesday and Friday 2-4pm. Admission

Methven Market At Methven Resort, from 9am to 1pm.

The Ashburton Electronic Organ & Keyboard Club meets on the third Monday of every month (except December/January) at Seniors Centre, 206 Cameron Street at 7.30pm

Monthly

Ashburton Embroiderers’ Guild Meet Seniors Centre, 206 Cameron Street first Saturday of the month 10.30am-3.30pm, second Thursday of the month 1pm-3.30pm, third Tuesday of the month -9pm, and the fourth Thursday of the month 10.30am-3.30pm.

July events Ashburton Society of Arts Annual ExhibitionAt the Ashburton Art Gallery 10am-4pm every day and Wednesday evenings until 7pm, until July 29. Wonderful selection of art works on display and for purchase.

Ashburton Musical Club ‘Winter Musical Medley’ Sunday 10 July 2pm, Sinclair Centre.

Masks must be worn unless performing.

St David’s Union Church Day of Event: Tuesday July 12, Starting Time 9.30am. Name of Organisation: St David’s Union Church. Nature of Event: Walking Group meets outside church. Venue: 48 Allens Road.

Day of Event: Wednesday July 13, Starting Time 6.00am. Name of Organisation: St David’s Union Church. Nature of Event: Women’s Circuit Training.

Venue: 48 Allens Road, Ashburton Day of Event: Wednesday July 13, starting Time: 9.30am. Name of Organisation: St David’s Union Church.

Nature of Event: Steady As You Go Exercise Group. Venue: 48 Allens Road.

Day of Event: Friday July 15, starting time: 6.00am. Name of Organisation: St David’s Union Church. Nature of Event: Women’s Circuit Training. Venue: 48 Allens Road, Ashburton Creative Fibre Monday July 18, 9.30am-2pm At the Plains Museum, Tinwald Ashburton Travel Club July 20, 2022, 7.30pm Monthly meeting; Speaker Ruth Swansbury, Israel. St David’s Union Church Lounge, Allens Road, Ashburton.

Weaver’s Workshop Saturday July 16, 10am. Venue: Ashford’s Mill House.

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The wet weather might have kept a number of sports at bay on Saturday, but some still braved the appalling elements. Daniel Alvey was out and about.

The junior netballers were protected from the elements inside the EA Networks Centre stadium.

Snaparazzi highlight Celtic skipper Nathan McCloy did a good job of directing his players through the mire on Saturday.

Celtic getting high in the lineout. Shepherd Mhembere (right) was turning out for the 50th time for the green machine.

The rep bowlers were in action on the mats.

Mid Canterbury Hockey’s Saturday morning fun sticks finished up for the season on Saturday morning with many youngsters showing no ill-effects from the inclement weather.

Guardian photographer Daniel Alvey headed along, camera at the ready.

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Impasse in the mud Steve Devereux Treacherously muddy underfoot, impossible to make the merest of moves safely, freezing cold hands unable to hold on to anything in the bone-chilling wind and rain – and that was just the spectators.

Mid-winter rugby arrived with a bang at Celtic Park on Saturday, when Methven came to play on the back of a couple of good wins in recent weeks.

With the sharp end of the competition looming, results are vital for every side, and a loss for the green machine would have been a serious blow for their Watters Cup hopes, so there was no shortage of motivation for the players bearing the brunt of conditions that were, simply, horrendous.

For the vast majority of the first half, play was a seriously mud-spattered battle of attrition in between the 22 metre lines, with both sides hoisting aerial bombs at every opportunity to try and force the mistake that would give them the advantage.

To the admirable credit of both sides’ back threes, almost every single high kick was fielded with aplomb, despite the ball quickly resembling a greasy cake of soap, and returned with interest, or run back into the heavy

Short and sharp Celtic 13 (Raitube

Vasurakuta try, Nathan McCloy 2 pen, conv.)

Methven 13 (Matthew Groom, Ben Bartlett tries, Tom Reekie pen).

Celtic’s Max Stapleton throws in to a short lineout in the mud at Celtic Park on Saturday. traffic to set up another attack.

Celtic first five Nathan McCloy opened the scoring with a penalty early on, and the centre-field slog-fest continued unabated for half an hour after that.

Referee Nathan Forbes was blowing his whistle probably more than he would have wanted, but that too was dictated by the dreadful conditions, with players understandably making more mistakes under pressure, and another penalty came with halftime not far off.

Side-line pundits didn’t give the longish-range attempt much chance given the conditions, but McCloy nailed it, and Celtic went into the break with a 6-0 buffer.

The second half was, comparatively, much more open, with both sides seeking to give their outside men at least a chance to use the possession that was extremely hard-earned by the efforts of the big guys grinding it out in the sodden, muddy middle.

Tom Reekie opened Methven’s

account with a penalty, followed five minutes later with a try to Ben Bartlett.

Much of the tactical kicking had changed to an along-theground approach, which was proving effective both ways as well.

Raitube Vasurakuta finally managed to hold on to the ball long enough to crash over, with McCloy converting, and the home side led 13-8, with 15 minutes left on the clock to hold out.

Another long grubber kick eluded the hands and feet of Celtic defenders wary of the easy knock-on, and Methven mounted a strong assault on the line, with desperate tacklers repeatedly hurling themselves into the fray, but eventually the pressure

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was too much, and Matt Groom was the man with ball in hand as they finally smashed their way over.

The conversion missed, and a tense final few minutes ensued with the scores level, and both sides launching everything they had left in the tank.

McCloy had one final opportunity, with a penalty attempt just shy of the halfway mark, but it would have been in the miracle category under the prevailing climate, and the 13-13 score line went in the book.

Two points each from the match was probably a very fair result, which both camps would quickly want to move on from, with big games coming up next week.

Standings TEAM Southern Methven Celtic Rakaia

P 4 4 4 4

W 3 2 1 1

L 1 1 2 3

D 0 1 1 0

B 1 2 4 1

Pts 13 12 10 5

Southern go back on top Southern are back on top of the Watters Cup standings this week after a hard-fought victory over Rakaia at Hinds on Friday night.

The two sides headed into the match coming off very different weeks after Southern were beaten

by Methven and Rakaia came from behind to beat Celtic the weekend prior, and for the majority of the first half it was tit-for-tat under the lights.

Southern opened the scoring with a try to second-five Hugo Monie after 15 minutes, with Thomas Middleton adding the extras. Rakaia bounced back quickly with their opening try of the match though, through Lote Limadeni, and for the game looked set to go into the break locked at 7-all. A late try by Middleton in the first half gave Southern some breathing room though, and when he added the extras, they took a seven-point lead into the sheds for a spot of warming up and to plan for the second half.

The discussions in the Southern shed proved spot on, as they continued their record of strong second halves to completely shut out Rakaia and extend their lead.

Middleton added a penalty early on in proceedings before Makasiale Kauvanua scored his side’s third try of the night. Middleton added the extras to complete a 16-point haul for the evening and to guide his team to success.

The win pushes Southern onepoint clear of Methven on the overall standings and puts them in a good position if they can beat Celtic this weekend in what will be a vital match heading into the final week of pool play.

Rakaia will need to pull off two miracles to get back in on the Watters Cup action by beating Methven this weekend, and then turn the tables on Southern in the final week of pool play.

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oday we remember fondly an old friend, rugby – as we knew it.

Encaptivating, entertaining, and exciting.

All you could ask for in sporting viewing, and often at times, so much more.

Collectively, we’ve sat on the edge of our seats. Yelled at television sets and from the chill of the seat at a stadium as she’s unfolded in front of our eyes.

Knowing that while brutal in its existence, rugby offered a form of contact sport that few else could rival.

But on Saturday night, across two countries – and perhaps over the past 12 months, at least – that world came crumbling down.

Demolished into a shadow of its former self. A game now fraught with perils at every cor-

ner. A game that’s lost its spark.

A new kind of new rugby still exists. But whether it’s what was required, or wanted, is very much up for debate. And debate, the rugby-loving world is.

Ruled by the mighty whistle, rugby, as a match, is now but a pawn in the referee’s game.

It’s not so much about the players anymore, it’s about what the referee and those assisting interpret the laws to be, and at every nook and cranny there’s investigation into foul play, be it intentional or be it without malice.

And it’s ruined the spectacle.

From Australian winger Izaia Perese’s yellow card for an attempted intercept gone bad to the ridiculous scenes under the roof in Dunedin in the first half between the All Blacks and the Irish, all the proof is there that rugby is now but a shadow of itself, if not even a completely new game in which everyone is struggling to adapt and accept.

Yes, players need to adapt.

Yes, there needs to be a better

All Blacks captain, Sam Cane walks away while referee Jaco Peyper shows Angus Ta’avao red during the second test against Ireland on Saturday night. understanding of the rules, but World Rugby needs to take an uppercut on the chin here too.

Their message of intent around new rulings and ways in which the game should be played have stymied all the progress that’s been made over decades of the

game being played.

It’s not now about who can outscore the other team as much as it is about who can remain with 15 men, or women, on the paddock for the longest.

That in itself is often the main catalyst behind a final match

result. On Saturday night, the All Blacks well and truly lost that particular battle.

Cards everywhere, some deserved, but others more than a little contentious. And what should have been an incredible match between two great rugby sides was reduced to nothing more than fodder for rival sporting codes to sit back and laugh at.

How do we fix it? A revisit of the rules around the contact area would be a good start.

During the Angus Ta’avao incident on Saturday night, a list appeared on the screen indicating that one of the factors taken into account in handing out a penalty or a card for such an incident needed to be proof that the contact was either foul play, or intentional.

Foul or intentional play should be the only factor in dishing out a red card.

End of story.

As for the All Blacks’ performance itself? Well, that’s a completely different novel that needs to be dissected.

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Football postponed

Mainland Football matches across the Canterbury region were postponed on the weekend due to the wet weather which struck over Friday and Saturday morning. In an effort to maintain playing fields the call was made on Friday night to postpone football across all grades with matches to be caught up at a later stage in the season.

Hockey defeat

Matt Markham While the rain fell down relentlessly outside, Ashburton’s indoor bowls community was busy across the weekend.

A double-representative fixture on Saturday across Ashburton and Timaru was concluded by the annual Husband and Wife and Jack and Jill Pairs at the stadium on Sunday afternoon.

Five teams lined up in each of the pairs competitions on Sunday, with good competitive bowls played across both.

Due to the low numbers, both events were played as round robin competitions with each team playing in four games throughout the afternoon.

Kevin and Gaylene Smith emerged victorious in the husband-and-wife pairs event, just edging past Murray and Lynette Bassett who claimed the runner-up prize.

Their son, Mat, continued his good run of recent form with another victory, taking out the jackand-jill event with Becky Mavor finishing ahead of the motherand-son duo of Jacqui and Colin Gilbert.

Sunday’s play followed on from a busy Saturday in which two representative teams competed.

Eight players travelled to Timaru to take on South Canterbury in the annual Prattley Trophy – a final hit-out for both sides ahead of this weekend’s Paterson Trophy playoffs.

South Canterbury lifted the trophy for the first time since its inception five years ago with a 39-32 scoreline.

They also brought back to their home base the annual Triangular trophy between themselves, Ashburton and North Otago after winning that at the McNally Street Stadium on the same afternoon.

The Mid Canterbury Senior Men’s hockey side’s bid for the top spot in Division One of Canterbury Hockey struck a snag on Saturday when they were beaten by Southern Sluggers 1-4. In a grudge match after Mid Canterbury handed out a similar hiding early on in the season, Southern proved too strong for the green and golds with a goal to Scott Marshall the only resistance in the match. The Senior Women’s side is on a two week break and returns to play on July 23.

Maui wins again Mid Canterbury trotter, Maui, picked up his second win of his current campaign on Friday night – continuing an excellent run of form for the fouryear-old. Driven by Lawrence McCormick for his father, David who does the training, Maui secured the trail early and held too many guns for his rivals up the straight to pick up the sixth win of his career. Both Ricky May and Gerard O’Reilly claimed driving wins over the weekend.

O’Reilly saluted about Beach Hopper on Friday night while May was successful with Westar Lad on Sunday.

Tight encounters Close matches were the order of the weekend in Mid Canterbury Senior B rugby on the weekend as the business end of the season looms. Hampstead picked up an all-important win against Methven to go clear in the Centennial Mug competition for the second round, winning 21-17 while Mt Somers kept in touch with a 17-7 win over Collegiate. Celtic were too strong for Allenton winning 24-16 in the other match with Southern and Rakaia’s clash ending in a win by default for Southern.

Husband and Wife pairs winners, Gaylene and Kevin Smith.

SPORTS RESULTS ■ Golf

Ashburton Golf Club

Saturday, July 9 - President’s Plate Final + Par Round President Plate Matchplay winners was; Jordan Bird 4&3. Radius Care Winner over the Field: Gerrard Gallagher +1, 2nd Karl Snowball 0.

Other good scores were; Ron Carlson 0, Adrian Hopwood 0 & Robbie Bell -1.

Twos: Ron Carlson.

Nearest The Pins: Hole 4# South Island Seed Processing & Storage Co: David Rush. Hole 8# Value Plus: (Not Struck), Hole 12# 3 Stooges (Brown Bombers): Jordan Bird, Hole 14# Mitre 10 Ashburton: Ron Carlson, Hole 6# Hamish Niles Shout: Brendon Davidson, Hole 9# Ton’s Thai: Grant Hastie. Birdie Jackpot Hole No 14#, Nett Eagle Jackpot Hole No 2#.

Tinwald Tavern Bonus Spot Prize: Rob Coyle.

Before the rain – and subsequent flooding – halted play for the day, Alex Veint was in fine form around the Tinwald Golf Course on Saturday.

Ashburton Golf Club 9 Holers

Last week, the winners of Round 5 Heath-

er Smith Stableford Trophy, sponsored by Sega Golf: Sega Golf Voucher - C h r i s Anderson (18) on countback from Andre van Rooyen, Robynne Nicoll and Peter Woods – all (18). Smith and Church Gobblers were scored by Chris Anderson (No 8) Robynne Nicoll (No 2), Fairlie Matsinger (No 16) and Peter Woods (No ?).

On July 14 we will play a stroke round including Club Champs Qualifier 4 and 21 July will be a stableford round - hidden holes.

Tinwald Golf Club

Saturday July 9th Leading scores in the stroke round played on Saturday before the course was closed due to flooding; Alex Veint 69, Lawrence McCormick 72 c/b Phil Bloomfield 72.

Nearest the Pin: Tinwald Liquorland #2; Struan Scott. Gluyas Ford #6; Alex Veint.

The Fine Lion #12; Johnny Moore. Ace Automotive #16; Not Struck. G & R Seeds 2nd Shot #11; Alex Veint. Twos. Struan Scott, Alex Veint, Leen Bell. Net Eagle; # 12 Not struck.

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Tuesday Mountain weather hazards: Snow, Wind, Wind Chill.

Heavy snow developing in the morning.

Wind at 1000m: E rising to 50 km/h in the morning, turning S 45 km/h in the evening.

Wind at 2000m: E rising to gale 80 km/h in the morning, easing to SE 60 km/h in the evening.

Freezing level: 1400m in the north. 800m in the south.

Wednesday Mountain weather hazards: Rain, Snow, Wind Chill.

Snow easing to isolated showers in the morning and fine breaks developing.

Wind at 1000m: Light, but SW 30 km/h near the foothills.

Wind at 2000m: Light SW, but 40 km/h near the foothills.

Freezing level: 1800m in the N and 1400m in the S.

For the very latest weather information, including Weather Warnings, visit metservice.com

MAX

Readings to 4pm Monday Temp °C Maximum Minimum Grass min 24hr Rain mm Month to date Wind km/h Strongest gust Sun hrs on Sun Month to date

Ashburton Airport 7.8 -2.7 -7.6 0.2 35.0 NE 17 2:30pm 0.1 44.4

Methven 4.5 -2.2 – – – – – – –

Christchurch Timaru Airport Airport 7.5 8.3 -3.1 -3.0 -5.6 – 0.2 0.0 30.2 28.8 NE 17 NW 19 3:01pm 4:10am 4.4 – 46.0 –

Tides, Sun and Moon Tuesday

9 MIN 2

Wednesday

Tide data sourced from MetOcean Solutions

Thursday

Ashburton H 1:43am 2:15pm 2:37am 3:11pm 3:32am 4:06pm Mouth L 7:51am 8:30pm 8:46am 9:24pm 9:42am 10:19pm Rakaia Mouth Rangitata Mouth

H L H L

1:31am 7:43am 1:27am 7:35am

2:07pm 8:27pm 1:59pm 8:14pm

2:29am 8:42am 2:21am 8:30am

3:04pm 9:25pm 2:55pm 9:08pm

3:26am 9:41am 3:16am 9:26am

4:01pm 10:21pm 3:50pm 10:03pm

8:03am 5:15pm 8:02am 5:16pm 8:02am 5:17pm 3:01pm 6:25am 4:05pm 7:39am 5:22pm 8:40am

full Jul 14

last qtr Jul 21

new Jul 29

first qtr Aug 5

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FinalWhistle The Guardian’s sports wrap

Ashburton Guardian Tuesday, July 12, 2022

calling time on a week of sport

Muddying the waters Success for Smiths

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Farewell, old friend

A 13-all draw between Celtic and Methven in awful conditions on the weekend has thrown the race to the Watters Cup wide open, as Southern picked up four valuable points with victory on Friday night. FULL COVERAGE: P20 PHOTO DANIEL ALVEY

Weekend in pics

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