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Rugby’s silver bullet

You can’t blame Mid Canterbury Rugby boss Tanya Dearns for looking like she’s just won Lotto. In many ways, she and her Mid Canterbury union have. Read what the massive $200 million Silver Lake private investment deal with New Zealand Rugby means locally. Story, page 2.

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Silver Lake deal a huge opportunity – Dearns Matt Markham Planning is already under way at Mid Canterbury Rugby to ensure its share of funds from the massive Silver Lake deal will benefit the community game. That’s the word from an excited Mid Canterbury Rugby chief executive Tanya Dearns after the confirmation of a $500,000 cash injection for her union as part of the $200 million commercial deal with US private equity firm, Silver Lake. The deal got rubber-stamped by New Zealand Rugby at a special general meeting last week, which saw the 26 provincial unions and the Maori Rugby Board vote in favour with an 89 to one majority around the room. Silver Lake’s investment in a new commercial entity would see it have a stake in all revenue-generating assets of New Zealand Rugby. “It’s a really exciting time, not just for rugby in Mid Canterbury, but across New Zealand,” Dearns said. “There’s been a lot of work go in over the past 18 months to two years to get this over the line and I think the unions walked into that meeting last week with a lot of confidence in what they were voting for.” The final stages of the deal are expected to be completed in

the next two weeks, so Dearns said it was important to not get too far ahead of the game until everything was finalised. But once that point does arrive, then the discussions would begin – but not just around the table at board level. Part of the investment would see $37 million split among the NPC unions, who would get $1 million each, while the Heartland Unions, which included Mid Canterbury, would receive $500,000. Clubs across the country would also be able to draw from a $7.5 million pool and a new legacy fund would also be established for future projects with $60 million invested. “We’ll obviously have some initial discussions and get together and sit down as a union and a board to talk about how we are going to go about best utilising the opportunity,’’ Dearns said. “But in my eyes, it is also a huge opportunity for our clubs, who play such a massive part in the game, to have their input as well.” A number of legacy projects look set to be at the forefront as major benefactors of the deal locally, but Dearns wanted to wait until everything had been discussed and tabled before identifying exactly which projects would be focused on. From the $7.5 million fund made available for affiliated clubs across New Zealand, each club would be allocated a portion of the national fund pool based on their player numbers. They would be able to apply for

Mid Canterbury Rugby’s chief executive Tanya Dearns believes the Silver Lake deal will be a huge opportunity for all rugby clubs. PHOTO ASHBURTON GUARDIAN their share of the pool through an approval process, which would require them to outline how they would utilise any contribution for the betterment of the game at a club level.

Overall, the Silver Lake funding boost provided Mid Canterbury with an opportunity to get some “real go forward’’, according to Dearns. “It gives us a real opportunity

to not only consolidate a number of these projects, but also to start planning a lot more for the future of the game here locally and get some real go forward. “It’s really exciting.”

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A royal high tea in Harland St fessed royalist, decided to combine her two passions into one celebration. “I think the Queen is a wonderful historic figure. I figure 70 years is worth celebrating”, White said. So White decided to host a party, inviting neighbours to dress up like a royal and to bring a dish. White also hoped this would give neighbours a chance to meet up and sign up to the Neighbourhood Support group. “People don’t traditionally meet their neighbours like they use to,” White said. White hopes the community can be each other’s eyes and ears.

Lili Haydon A neighbourhood party fit for a Queen. The official Johnstone and Harland Streets celebration of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II’s 70th Platinum Jubilee was held at the Harland Street Park yesterday. Fiona White, Neighbourhood Support co-ordinator of Harland/Johnstone Street, Tinwald, who is also a self-con-

Cake anyone? Fiona White dishes up the cake for those in Molly Poskitt, 4, dressed as a Princess to mark the occasion. attendance.

Neighbourhood Support Co-ordinator for Harland/Johnstone Street, Fiona White, also known as Princess Fiona, unveils the cake to celebrate the Queen’s Jubilee.

Close racing in ATVs at Dorie Lili Haydon Rakaia’s Marco Bovendeerd emerged as one of the star performers at a South Island all terrain vehicle (ATV) competition. Bovendeerd won the 125 class in the two-day event that attracted 47 entries in Dorie at the weekend.

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Dames, knights; three of each

Stand up and salute Dame Silvia Cartwright and Sir Tipene O’Regan. The pair are new additional members of the Order of New Zealand Queen’s Birthday Honours announced yesterday. Usually there are only 20 members of the Order of New Zealand, but additional members can be added to commemorate important royal, state or national occasions. As part of the honours to mark the Queen’s Platinum Jubilee, Cartwright and O’Regan received New Zealand’s highest honour. In total, 187 people received Queen’s Birthday and Platinum Jubilee Honours. The list includes three new Knights and three new Dame Companions of the New Zealand Order of Merit. Dame Silvia Cartwright said it is truly humbling to be given New Zealand’s highest honour, particularly in connection with the Queen’s Platinum Jubilee. Dame Silvia said Queen Elizabeth II is a remarkable woman, and anyone who has met and talked to her will understand her importance in the history of the British Empire, Britain and the wider Commonwealth. Dame Silvia said her whole life since her adolescence has been associated with the law, having been a judge in New Zealand or internationally since 1981. She said that had led to her interest in international law, and also into issues around the advancement of women. She said New Zealand is much honoured

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internationally for our promotion of women, and while there is much to be proud of, there was still progress to be made. “There is a vast number of women who are in the lower-paid segments of the community and in the not-so-well-educated parts of the community whose welfare and advancement need a lot of attention. “I know we give a great deal to these segments of society, but we have a long way to go yet to ensure that all women have the opportunities that I’ve had.” There are three new Knights Companions of the New Zealand Order of Merit,

and three new Dame Companions of the New Zealand Order of Merit. The new knights are Dr Patrick Hohepa for services to Maori culture and education, Heughan (Hugh) Rennie (CBE QC) for services to governance, the law, business and the community, and Dr Collin Tukuitonga for services to Pacific and public health. Ruth Aitken (ONZM) has been made a Dame Companion of the New Zealand Order of Merit for her services to netball, along with Judge Carolyn Henwood (CNZM) for service to State, youth and

the arts, and Dr Judith (Judy) McGregor (CNZM) for services to human rights and health. Dame Judy McGregor said the honour was a wonderful acknowledgement for her and all those who have supported her. Dame Judy said a highlight of her career was working undercover as an aged care worker during the Human Rights Commission statutory inquiry into the sector. She said it highlighted for her how incredibly exhausting the work was, emotionally and physically while being paid $14 an hour. Dame Judy said the work was like a form of modern-day slavery. “The health sector in New Zealand relies on women and we’ve got to value them properly. I’m not sure if the damehood will make much difference but it gives you that slight clout when you speak up.” Others to be honoured in the Queen’s Birthday and Platinum Jubilee Honours include Benji Marshall who is made a companion of the New Zealand Order of Merit for services to rugby league, along with John Monaghan, who has been involved with Fonterra since its creation in 2001, for services to the dairy industry, and artist Lisa Reihana for her services to the arts. Reihana’s large-scale video installation In Pursuit of Venus [infected] represented New Zealand at the 2017 Venice Biennale, and a large installation of Te Wheke a Muturangi is currently on display in Wellington Harbour.

Brutal assault on sleeping baby lands Ashburton man in prison ASHBURTON GUARDIAN AND STUFF An Ashburton man has been jailed after brutally assaulting a four-month-old baby, including breaking her eye-sockets, before turning on her mother. Lenoel Patrick Leef, 31, has been sentenced to three years and 11 months’ jail after appearing before Judge Joanna Maze in the Timaru District Court. He had earlier admitted charges of burglary, wounding with intent to cause grievous bodily harm, assault with intent to injure and aggravated assault in relation to the incident on April 30, 2020.

Graphic content This story includes details of abuse that may be upsetting. According to the summary of facts, Leef began acting strangely after consuming alcohol, cannabis and a tab of acid while visiting a friend. He went to the kitchen, grabbed a knife, put it to his throat and cut himself, before he left, climbing a fence into a neighbouring property. There he banged on the back-

door of the house and shouted: “I know you are in there”. Leef then smashed his way into the house via a glass sliding door and fell on the floor – landing beside the sleeping four-month-old baby. He then launched an attack on the baby, punching her in the head and body before her mother came to her aid – attempting to protect her from the unknown intruder by picking her up and trying to run away. Leef then turned his attention to the mother, grabbing her by the hair and punching her in the face and head – causing her to drop her baby as she was attacked. When police arrived at the

house, they found Leef lying on a bed. He told an officer: “I’m going to f... you up”, before punching him in the face. The baby’s injuries included abrasions to the top of the scalp, swelling to the right temple and right cheek, and blood in the right ear. A scan later revealed bilateral fractures of both her eye sockets. At the sentencing, Liz Bulger, appearing for Leef, told the court that her client had been assessed as being at low risk of committing any further offences, “subject to that issue with drugs and alcohol”. She said he was open to a re-

storative justice process, and a referral had been made, but she had not heard anything more about it. Judge Maze said she had already taken the report into account, and did not think there was any adjustment she could make. Crown prosecutor Shawn McManus submitted there was no reason to depart from the sentencing indication provided. Addressing Leef, Maze said she had given him all the credit she could give for his expressions of remorse, which she accepted as genuine. But, she said, the pre-sentence report recognised imprisonment “is the only realistic outcome”.

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Building better minds, kids Daniel Alvey A Methven after-school brick club is helping shape Lego masters of the future. The group is based out St John’s Church in Methven and is not all about playing with Lego, there are real learning applications. Organiser Jayne Clark got the idea to put the group together after watching Lego Masters, and another documentary which focused on how Lego can be a great learning tool. “The documentary said how good it was for children with autism, how much educational value it’s got, for fine motor skills, listening, reading instructions and working as a team,” Clark said. The group was able to get some

funding from the church to help buy some Lego, but needs more help and to get any Lego that people are no longer using. “I think people can grow out of it because they run out of ways to play with Lego,” Clark said. The group is for all ages, including adults, and Clark encourages adults to come, because they can also provide guidance to some of the younger children in the group. Clark said there are many opportunities which are important for children’s growth. The oncea-week get-together gets the kids off their screens for a day, and allows them to play with Lego that their families may not be able to afford. The group is still looking for volunteers who can give one afternoon a week to help members grow. Clark said the more supervisors there are, she can then accommodate more younger people.

Lego fun Want to get building? Contact Jayne Clark – 027 467 8105. Lego wanted: The club is looking for Lego that people are willing to donate to the group, contact Jayne. Enthusiasts wanted: If you have Lego building skills, or any other skills that may be useful to the group, contact Jayne.

Ivy Gottermeyer getting some building advice from brick club organiser Jayne Clark.

Funds for new footpaths Jonathan Leask An Ashburton District Council budget reshuffle means some new footpaths are back in the running for the next financial year. Just which footpaths would fit in the reshuffled budget is still to be finalised, but the Ashburton District Council plans to reprioritise funds to make it happen. The council had included new footpath construction

in its long-term plan (LTP) but that was before the Waka Kotahi NZ Transport Agency had finalised its funding, only approving 50 per cent of what had been requested, which did not include money for new footpaths. Initially, the council had deferred the new footpaths from the annual plan but following requests in the submissions they have reinstated them, requiring a budget reshuffle. The council decided to reprioritise $197,000 of the low cost-low risk work funding programme and just over $566,000 of its unsubsi-

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dised roading budget. “This is funding that is already there,’’ roading manager Mark Chamberlain said. “It just means not all the projects you want to do will necessarily get done over the next two years.’’ What gets done would be a case of prioritising, he said.

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Young Farmer of the Year grand final ramps up By Pat Deavoll Around 800 people are getting ready to take over Whangarei for the three-day FMG Young Farmer of the Year grand final. Representing Aorangi is Tom Adkins, 23, who has spent the last two years as a block manager on Caberfeidh Station, a 6000-hectare farm running around 33,000 stock units. Originally from Whanganui, Adkins was raised on a 400ha sheep and beef farm breeding and finishing Coopworth ewes and mixed breeding cows with progeny sold as weaners. He is a member of the Upper Waitaki Young Farmers’ Club and is the regional chair for Aorangi Young Farmers. In the competition, held from Thursday 7 to Saturday 9 July, seven FMG Young Farmer of the Year grand finalists, 28 FMG Junior Young Farmer of the Year competitors, and 63 AgriKidsNZ competitors from across the country will battle it out for their respective national titles.   They’re the top contestants from their regions – Northern, Waikato Bay of Plenty, East Coast, Taranaki Manawatu, Tasman, Aorangi and Otago Southland – and qualified for the grand final from regional finals held at the start of this year. Senior competitors had to qualify for regionals

Tom Adkins will be representing Aorangi in the FMG Young Farmer of the Year grand final. through district contests held in September. Grand final convener Natalie Lynch said they’re really looking forward to showcasing the best of Northland’s agriculture industry and showing off the region to the

NZYF community.   “We’ve kept two things at the forefront of our minds when planning and that was wanting to challenge our contestants to show what they’re made of in terms of their agricultural skills,

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Thursday 7 which is known as technical day, held at the Hundertwasser Art Centre. The NZYF Tournament Series finals will also take place at a range of locations, open to the public.   Friday, July 8 will be one of the biggest days with the practical day going down at Barge Showgrounds from 7am to 3pm, which is free and open for all spectators with hundreds expected. All 98 competitors will go headto-head in a series of practical and theoretical challenges as well as a number of modules. The practical day has historically involved big machinery, building, livestock, and more with agrisports, farmlets, and race off challenges across the three levels of the contest.   Lynch said everything will have a bit of a ‘Northland flavour’ this year. “A lot of people involved in Northland’s sector are wearers of many hats, so there will be no straight farming skillset required on the day. “There will be lots of different challenges contestants will have to face that relate to our industry, not exclusively on-farm.”

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Scientists teach robots to detect mastitis Pat Deavoll Lincoln University computer scientists have been part of modelling a way to better control and manage a disease that costs New Zealand dairy farmers $280 million a year. Professor Sandhya Samarasinghe, and Professor Don Kulasiri, were among the co-authors of a study conducted with data from the Van Leeuwen Dairy Group’s commercial robotic dairy farm at Makikihi which designed and built a computational model to help efficient and accurate detection of mastitis in dairy cattle herds. The robot milkers use sensors to detect the disease. The study worked out their performance could be improved significantly by decreasing the number of false-positive cases they picked up. A deep neural network (DNN) was used to build, train and validate a classification model using variable combinations, including variables that have not been studied before.

A study conducted with data from a commercial robotic dairy farm was utilised to design and built a computational model to help efficient and accurate detection of mastitis in dairy cattle herds. PHOTO SUPPLIED The model met ISO (International Standards Organization) minimum limits while outperforming other past neural network models and reduced the problem of false-positive alerts to just 3 per cent, (false negative to 1 per cent) while maintaining

a very good capability of detecting clinical cases within the herd. Dairy cattle mastitis is considered one of the most notable and costly diseases in the dairy industry worldwide; this disease severely affects dairy cattle and results in a costly cattle treat-

Backing for river project By Pat Deavoll The Hurunui Waiau Uwha Zone Delivery Team has been working with the Jed River Catchment Group to support the restoration and enhancement of the Jed River. Department of Conservation has also been supporting the work of this project, which includes willow control, planting, and maintenance. The Jed River flows under State Highway 1 on the south side of Cheviot township, through the Cheviot Hills Reserve, and

out towards Gore Bay. This project is taking place in Woolshed Creek/Hutchison Reserve – a tributary of the river. The catchment is home to a range of different landscapes and species such as lamprey, freshwater mussels, native birds, dryland ecosystems, wetlands, hill country, and of course, coastal. Environment Canterbury’s Zone Priority Fund is supporting the Jed River Catchment Group with $35,000 towards chemical-free willow control, planting, and maintenance

on a 200-metre stretch of the river in the Hutchison Reserve area. The funding will be split over two years. Management advisor Sam Thompson said the project will contribute to the overall health of the stream and enable the natural character of the river to regenerate. “Removal of exotic willows and the replacement of native species will support indigenous species of birds, fish, and insects to thrive in the area,” he said. This work is being undertaken by the Jed River Catchment Group.

ment and causes a huge decrease in milk produced from sick cows. Accurate mastitis detection helps cut treatment costs, control the disease, retain milk production levels, and maintain milk quality grade. In addition to cutting financial costs, efficient

detection helps protect cows and relieve them of the pain of mastitis. The total mastitis cost to dairying includes the drop in milk production, low-grade milk quality, cattle treatment cost, and other costs. Research data were collected from a commercial Voluntary Milking System (VMS) dairy farm with 24 DeLaval robots, milking around 1900 cows in a single 13,000m2 barn for one year. During that period, the total number of recorded milking instances was more than 1.1 million. Neural networks mastitis detection models presented in previous studies were built using data collected from research dairy farms (conventional or robotic), using small herds (100400 cows). The authors said their model being built and tested against data collected from a large-scale commercial dairy farm, made it “more realistic and representational”.

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The Queen a tough act to follow

o now we know what the Queen really keeps in her handbag. And, no, it’s not a personalised fold-up knife for those thousands of undoubted mind-numbing, cake-cutting ceremonies she must attend. And, no, it’s not a spare set of keys for Windsor Castle either. Nor we imagine does she follow the likely lead of other rulers by having one of those untraceable burner cellphones in her handbag, with her best assassin on speed dial. Nope, dear Queen Elizabeth II, our 96-year-old monarch, stashes away a marmalade sandwich in one of her 200-plus handbags that have been such a signatory fashion accessory throughout her 70 years on the throne. The marmalade sammie reveal was part of a surprise comedy video recorded with Paddington Bear to open the platinum

Daryl Holden jubilee concert, an event in front of Buckingham Palace that the movement-restricted Queen was unable to attend. In the video, she had tea with a computer-animated Paddington Bear – a beloved children’s character in the UK. The Queen revealed that, just like the furry bear, she was partial to marmalade sandwiches and liked to keep them in her handbag. The video, hailed by some as the “best thing to happen this decade”, has certainly won over millions for showing the Queen in a humorous light we seldom see.

It was a lovely touch to a magnificent weekend of celebrations for Her Majesty, who remains one of the most recognised and loved figures on the planet.

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No one wants that to happen anytime soon but in recent months, as she has curtailed her public schedule, it has brought further attention back to the

The problem lies with her likely replacement Charles, who hasn’t always been the most popular figure in the monarchy.

But as adored as she is by many Brits especially, there is no doubt that there is an increasing sense of readiness for the moment when London Bridge finally falls. London Bridge is Down is the code phrase that’ll be used by Government and palace officials to signify that the Queen has died when that dreaded day comes.

Queen’s health and what a royal family without her might look like. Across the ditch, a new plan to remove the Queen or her successor as head of state has emerged by a leading group wanting Australia to become a republic. They say it’s time that Australian voters had a merit-based choice about who speaks for

them as head of state, which would see the Queen, or her successor to the throne, most likely Prince Charles, pushed out. Now, in no way does this reflect negatively on the Queen, who in the twilight of her reign has consistently been the most popular royal in Britain and beyond. The problem lies with her likely replacement Charles, who hasn’t always been the most popular figure in the monarchy. There have been many calls for Charles to skip his turn on the throne and pass the crown to his more popular son, Prince William, but royal experts say there’s little chance of that happening. What this sort of increasing talk simply highlights is that the British monarchy’s global reach is diminishing, even allowing for the success of cute videos with a popular animated children’s bear.

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6am Les Mills Born to Move 0 6:25 Children’s Programmes 0 9:10 Infomercials 9:40 Les Mills Bodycombat 0 10:10 Home and Away PG 3 0 10:40 Shortland Street PG 3 0 11:10 The Mindy Project PGC 3 0 11:40 Charmed M 0 12:40 Heroes MV 0 1:35 The Drew Barrymore Show PG 0 2:30 F Lego Masters NZ PG 0 3:30 The Feed 5pm The Simpsons 3 0 5:30 Friends 3 0 6pm The Big Bang Theory 3 0 6:30 Home and Away PG 0 7pm Shortland Street PG 0 7:30 An Audience With Adele PG A unique night with Adele at the legendary London Palladium. 0 9pm NCIS – Hawaii 16 A Navy petty officer is murdered. The team investigate while protecting the victim’s friend. 0 9:55 FBI – International 16 An American is shot dead on his wine estate in France. The team must determine if it is linked to a protest group with a history of violence against foreigners. 0 10:50 CSI 16 0

6am AM 9am Infomercials 10:30 Gold Rush PG 3 0 11:30 Newshub Live at 11.30am Noon Ready to Love M 1:05 M Caught M 2015 Thriller. A woman discovers her husband is having an affair, and kidnaps his mistress, but what starts as a prank quickly becomes out of control. Anna Camp, Sam Page. 0 2:55 Cutthroat Kitchen PG 0 3:55 Room Crashers 0 4:30 Newshub Live at 4:30pm 5pm Gold Rush PG 0 6pm Newshub Live at 6pm 7pm The Project 7:30 MasterChef NZ PG The Invention Test. Whittaker’s Chocolate must be the hero ingredient in a sweet or savoury dish. 0 8:30 NCIS PG A financial advisor is found dead at a naval station. NCIS interviews the victim’s hologram, which she created before her death. 0 9:25 NCIS – LA M The team helps a US ambassador search for her missing daughter, a popular social media influencer. 0 10:25 Newshub Late 10:55 The Hui 0 11:30 Newshub Nation 3 0

8am Henry Danger PGV 0 8:25 The Casagrandes 3 0 8:50 The Moe Show 3 0 9am Wheel of Fortune 3 9:30 Evil MVC 3 0 10:30 Big Love MVLS 0 11:35 N Royal Pains MVC 0 12:30 F Duncanville MC 1pm House MVC 0 2pm The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 3 3pm Wheel of Fortune 3:30 Jeopardy 4pm American Pickers PGC 3 5pm Fish of the Day PGC 3 0 5:30 Prime News 6pm Storage Wars PGL 3 0 7pm Pawn Stars PGC 3 0 7:30 American Pickers PGC 3 8:30 And Just Like That… 16LSC Carrie goes sari shopping with Seema; Nya vents to Miranda about a dreaded upcoming dinner with Fertile Myrtle. 0 9:30 Succession 16LSC Logan announces that he is going to take another shot at acquiring a rival media company; Connor’s presidential announcement irks the Roys. 0 10:45 The Breakdown 11:50 Your Honor 16VLC Michael finds a way to keep Carlo out of prison; Charlie makes a shocking discovery. 0 Wednesday 12:50 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 1:50 Closedown 2am Infomercials

6am My Cat from Hell PG 7am The Pioneer Woman 7:30 Valerie’s Home Cooking 8am Giada Entertains 8:30 Gino’s Italian Escape 9am Mysteries at the Museum PG 10am Money for Nothing 11am Restored Noon High Arctic Haulers PG 1pm Dream Builds on Wheels 2pm Tough Love with Hilary Farr 3pm My Cat from Hell PG 4pm Gok Wan’s Easy Asian 4:30 Gok Wan’s Easy Asian 5pm Mysteries at the Museum PG 6pm Money for Nothing 7pm Paramedics on the Front Line PG West Midland Ambulance Service responds to two suspected strokes, two head injuries and a driver who blacked out at the wheel. 8pm Newshub Live at 8pm 8:30 Can I Improve My Memory? PG The four semi-finalists have to memorise number-heavy sequential lists. Another celebrity is knockedout after a rapid-recall numbers round. 9:30 High Arctic Haulers PG A new addition to the Sedna earns his place on the ship; a Sealift rookie has a high-Arctic homecoming. 10:30 Paramedics on the Front Line PG 11:30 Flea Market Flip Midnight Infomercials

Wednesday

12:30 The Royals Revealed M 3 0 1:20 Te Karere 3 2 1:45 Infomercials 5:30 Te Karere 3 2

BRAVO 6am Infomercials 10am Hoarders PG 3 10:50 Bar Rescue PGLC 3 11:40 Killer Couples MVC 3 12:35 Shark Tank PG 3 1:30 The Real Housewives of New York City M 3 2:30 Hoarders PG 3 3:30 Top Chef PG 4:30 Shark Tank PG 3 5:30 Million Dollar Listing NY PG 3 6:30 Bar Rescue PGLC 7:30 Rich Kids Go Skint PG Tiana is astonished that Candace and her two children live in a two-bedroom flat. Her wealthy father hopes she comes back a changed character. 8:30 The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills M Kyle invites her friends to the desert for the launch of her new store; Sutton apologises to Dorit for seeming unsympathetic after her home invasion. 9:30 Below Deck Down Under M 10:30 Killer Couples MVC 3 11:20 Buried In The Backyard MVC 3 12:10 Infomercials

Wednesday

12:40 Bionic Woman M 0 1:20 Emmerdale PG 3 0 1:45 Infomercials 2:45 MasterChef Australia PG 3 0 4am Bob Hearts Abishola 3 0 4:20 2 Tunes 4:35 Neighbours 3 0 5am Infomercials

SKY 5 6am Jeopardy! 6:20 Wheel of Fortune 6:40 Pawn Stars PG 7:05 Pawn Stars PG 7:30 Ax Men ML 8:15 Border Security M 8:40 Storage Wars PG 9:05 Storage Wars PG 9:30 The Mentalist MVC 10:20 Person of Interest M 11:10 Kalgoorlie Cops MC 11:35 Pawn Stars PG Noon Raw MVC 3:05 The Mentalist MVC 4:05 Jeopardy! 4:35 Wheel of Fortune 5pm Pawn Stars PG 5:30 Pawn Stars PG 6pm Storage Wars PG 6:30 Storage Wars PG 7pm Border Security M 7:30 The Mentalist MVC 8:30 A Living Hell – Apartment Disasters 9:30 Outback Truckers PGL 10:30 Person of Interest M 11:30 Ax Men ML

Wednesday

12:30 Wheel of Fortune 1am Jeopardy! 1:25 Border Security M 1:50 Outback Truckers PGL 2:35 A Living Hell – Apartment Disasters 3:30 Storage Wars PG 3:55 Storage Wars PG 4:20 Person of Interest M 5:10 The Mentalist MVC

Wednesday

12:35 Infomercials 5:30 AM Early

MOVIES PREMIERE

MOVIES GREAtS

7:10 Long Story Short ML 2021 Comedy. Rafe Spall, Zahra Newman. 8:45 French Exit MLS 2021 Comedy. Michelle Pfeiffer, Lucas Hedges. 10:40 Dawn Raid ML 2020 Documentary. 12:20 Nobody 16V 2021 Action. 1:55 Fatale 16VLS 2020 Thriller. 3:35 The Craft – Legacy MC 2020 Drama. 5:10 The Space Between MLSC 2021 Comedy. 6:50 Don’t Breathe 2 16VLC 2021 Horror. Stephen Lang, Madelyn Grace. 8:30 Four Good Days MVLSC 2019 Drama. A 31-year-old heroin addict begs her estranged mother for help to fight the demons that have derailed her life. Mila Kunis, Glenn Close. 10:10 Voyagers 16V 2021 Adventure. A crew of astronauts on a multigenerational mission descend into paranoia and madness, not knowing what is real or not. Colin Farrell, Tye Sheridan, Lily-Rose Depp.

7:55 Money Monster MVLS 2016 Thriller. George Clooney, Julia Roberts, Jack O’Connell. 9:35 Eat Pray Love ML 2010 Romantic Drama. Julia Roberts. 11:55 I Am Legend MV 2007 Drama. Will Smith, Alice Braga. 1:35 Ali MVL 2001 Drama. Jon Voigt, Will Smith. 4:13 Traffic 18VLSC 2000 Crime. 6:40 The Legend of Tarzan MV 2016 Adventure. Alexander Skarsgard, Rory J Saper, Christian Stevens. 8:30 The Italian Job MVL 2003 Action Thriller. After being betrayed and left for dead in Italy, a man and his team plan an elaborate gold robbery against their former ally. Mark Wahlberg, Charlize Theron, Donald Sutherland, Jason Statham. 10:25 Hacksaw Ridge 16VC 2016 Drama. True story of a conscientious objector who worked as a medic on the front lines of the Second World War without ever firing or carrying a gun. Andrew Garfield, Sam Worthington.

Wednesday

Midnight Let Him Go MVC 2020 Thriller. 1:55 Strange but True MLC 2019 Thriller. 3:30 Promising Young Woman 18VLS 2020 Thriller. 5:25 Together Together MLS 2021 Comedy.

Wednesday

12:45 Saw 18V 2004 Horror. 2:25 Love and Mercy MLC 2014 Drama. 4:25 Breach ML 2007 Drama.

SKY SPORt 1 8:30 Gallagher Premiership (RPL) Gloucester v Saracens. From Kingsholm Stadium. 10:30 Gallagher Premiership (RPL) Northampton Saints v Newcastle Falcons. From cinch Stadium at Franklin’s Gate. 12:30 Super Rugby Pacific (RPL) Quarter-final Three – Blues v Highlanders. From Eden Park. 2:30 Between Two Posts Australian rugby discussion show. 3:15 Tennis – French Open (RPL) Women’s Doubles Final. 5:15 First XV Rugby (RPL) St Paul’s Collegiate v St Peter’s School. 7pm Highlanders Documentary 8pm Sky Speed 8:30 Aotearoa Rugby Pod 9pm Rugby Nation 9:30 The Back Page 10:30 Super Rugby Pacific (RPL) Quarter-final Two – Chiefs v Waratahs. From FMG Stadium Waikato, Hamilton.

Wednesday

12:30 Tennis – French Open (RPL) Women’s Final. 3:30 Super Rugby Pacific (RPL) Quarter-final Three – Blues v Highlanders. 5:30 Rugby Nation

0 Closed captions; 3 Repeat; 2 Maori Language; HLS Highlights; RPL Replay; DLY Delayed. CLASSIFICATIONS: 16/18 Approved for persons 16/18 years or over; C Content may offend; L Language may offend; M Suitable for mature audiences 16 years and over; PG Parental guidance recommended for young viewers; S Sexual content may offend; V Contains violence. Local Radio: NewsTalk ZB 873AM/98.1FM FM Classic Hits FM 92.5; Port FM Local 94.9, 98.9 and 106.1

6:30 Pipi Ma 3 6:40 ZooMoo 3 6:50 Taki Atu Taki Mai 3 7am Darwin and Newts 3 7:10 Smooth 3 7:20 Haati Paati 3 7:30 Kia Mau 3 7:40 Kainga Whakapaipai 3 7:50 Paia 3 8am Tribe 3 8:30 Oranga Ngakau 3 9:30 Whanau Living 3 10am Exotic Delights 10:30 Toi Te Ora 3 11am Heritage Rescue 3 Noon Te Ao Tapatahi 12:30 Waiata Nation 3 1:05 School of Training 3 1:30 Ako 3 2 3:05 Pipi Ma 3 3:15 ZooMoo 3 3:25 Taki Atu Taki Mai 3 3:35 Darwin and Newts 3 3:45 Smooth 3 3:55 Haati Paati 3 4:05 Kia Mau 3 4:15 Kainga Whakapaipai 3 4:25 Paia 3 4:35 Ariki 3 5pm Paia 3 5:15 Haka Life 3 5:30 Taikura Kapa Haka Festival 3 6pm Haka Ngahau a-Rohe – Te Tai Tokerau 3 6:30 Te Ao Marama 7pm Toi Te Ora 3 7:30 N David Rocco’s Dolce South East Asia Chinese, Malay and Indian cultures come together in Penang, giving Malaysian food a unique identity. 8pm Hunt With Me PG 8:30 N Baboons Rules of the Troop Four baboon families succeed in different environments by living by the rules of the troop. 9:30 Toa Hunter Gatherer PG 10pm Merchants of the Wild 10:30 Piri’s Tiki Tour PG 3 11pm Te Ao Marama 11:30 Closedown

UKtV 6am Would I Lie to You? PG 6:35 The Vicar of Dibley PG 7:15 EastEnders PG 7:45 The Bill MVC 8:35 A Touch of Frost MVC 10:25 Father Brown PG 11:15 Doc Martin MC 12:05 Midsomer Murders M 1:40 The Bill PG 2:30 Sanditon MC 3:25 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown MLS 4:20 The Graham Norton Show ML 5:15 Who Do You Think You Are? PG Liz Carr. 6:20 Qi M 6:55 EastEnders PG 7:25 Qi MS 8pm Would I Lie to You? PG Comedy panel show where contestants bluff about their secrets. 8:35 Heartbeat MVC 9:30 Sister Boniface Mysteries PG 10:25 Father Brown MVSC 11:15 Midsomer Murders M

Wednesday

12:50 Qi M 1:20 Qi MS 1:55 Would I Lie to You? PG 2:25 Who Do You Think You Are? PG 3:30 Heartbeat MVC 4:20 Sister Boniface Mysteries PG 5:10 Father Brown MVSC 7Jun22

DIScOVERY 6:05 How It’s Made PG 6:30 How Do They Do It? PG 6:55 How the Universe Works PG 7:45 Guardians of the Glades MLC 8:35 Demolition Down Under PG 9:25 Fast N’ Loud MLC 10:20 Mega Shippers PG 11:15 Undercover Billionaire PG Million Dollar Bet. 12:10 How Do They Do It? PG 12:35 How It’s Made PG 1:05 Naked and Afraid MLC Two is a Crowd. 2:55 Homestead Rescue – Raney Ranch PG On Thin Ice. 3:50 Gold Rush MLC Treasure Island. 4:45 Demolition Down Under PG 5:40 Outback Opal Hunters PG Desperate Times Desperate Measures. 6:35 Aussie Mega Mechanics PG Blast Off. 7:30 Aussie Gold Hunters PG 8:30 Mysteries at the Museum PG 9:30 Mystery at Blind Frog Ranch PG 10:30 Rob Riggle – Global Investigator MLC 11:25 Naked and Afraid MLC

Wednesday

1:05 Guardians of the Glades MLC 1:55 Gold Rush MLC 2:45 Naked and Afraid MLC 4:25 Homestead Rescue – Raney Ranch PG 5:15 Outback Opal Hunters PG

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The Chase Bloopers, at 8:25pm

Taskmaster, at 8:30pm

Match Fit, at 7:30pm

A Living Hell – Apartment Disasters, at 7:30pm

Kings Of The Wood, at 10:30pm

6am Breakfast 0 9am Lingo 0 10am Tipping Point 3 0 11am The Chase 3 0 Noon 1 News at Midday 0 12:30 Emmerdale PG 0 1pm Hollyoaks PG 0 2pm Coronation Street PG 3 0 3pm Tipping Point 3 0 4pm Te Karere 2 4:30 Neighbours PG Harlow is isolated from more of her support network. 0 5pm The Chase 0 6pm 1 News at 6pm 0 7pm Seven Sharp 0 7:30 The Chase Bloopers 3 The bits you were never meant to see and the bits you will want to see again. Presented by Bradley Walsh. 0 8:20 Lotto 8:25 The Chase Bloopers 3 Continued. 0 8:30 Kirstie and Phil’s Love It or List It Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer battle to convince homeowners to either sell or refurbish their home. 0 9:30 Coronation Street PG 0 10:30 1 News Tonight 0 11pm Shortland Street PG 3 0 11:30 F Roadkill ML 0

6am Les Mills Born to Move 0 6:30 Children’s Programmes 0 9:10 Infomercials 9:40 Les Mills Bodyattack 0 10:10 Home and Away PG 3 0 10:40 Shortland Street PG 3 0 11:10 The Mindy Project PGC 3 0 11:40 Charmed M 0 12:40 Heroes PG 0 1:30 The Drew Barrymore Show PG 0 2:30 Sabrina the Teenage Witch 0 3:30 The Feed 5pm The Simpsons 3 Krusty tries to impress his daughter as they spend Christmas with the Simpsons. 0 5:30 Friends 3 0 6pm The Big Bang Theory PG 3 0 6:30 Home and Away PG 0 7pm Shortland Street PG 0 7:30 F Snack Masters NZ PG Chefs Jason Kim and Leslie Hottiaux recreate crumpets with butter. 0 8:30 Taskmaster M Five comedians complete bizarre tasks for taskmaster Greg Davies. 0 9:35 Tom Allen’s Quizness British comedian Tom Allen hosts a quiz show where the contestants must prove their knowledge by looking silly. 0 10:35 Killing Eve MVC 0 11:35 Mom PG 3 0

6am AM 9am Infomercials 10:30 Gold Rush PG 3 0 11:30 Newshub Live at 11.30am Noon Ready to Love M 1pm M The Other Mother M 2017 Drama. Annie Wersching, Kimberly Crossman, Tyler Christopher. 0 3pm Cutthroat Kitchen PG 0 4pm Room Crashers 0 4:30 Newshub Live at 4:30pm 5pm Gold Rush 0 6pm Newshub Live at 6pm 7pm The Project 7:30 Match Fit PG Former All Black greats face tough physical and mental obstacles with Sir Graham Henry and Buck Shelford. 0 8:30 SAS Australia 16 The final four recruits face a petrifying helicopter insertion into enemy territory. 0 9:40 L Rugby League – State of Origin Game One – Pre Game Show. 10:10 L Rugby League – State of Origin Game One – New South Wales v Queensland. From Accor Stadium, Sydney. 11:50 Rugby League – State of Origin Game One – Post Game Show.

8am Henry Danger PGV 0 8:25 The Casagrandes 3 0 8:50 The Moe Show 3 0 9am Wheel of Fortune 3 9:30 Evil MVSC 3 0 10:30 Big Love MVSC 0 11:35 Royal Pains MVC 0 12:30 Whose Line is It Anyway? PGC 3 0 1pm House MVC 0 2pm The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 3 3pm Wheel of Fortune 3:30 Jeopardy 4pm American Pickers PGC 3 4:55 The Hui 0 5:30 Prime News 6pm Sky Speed 6:30 Storage Wars PGL 3 0 7pm Pawn Stars PGC 3 0 7:30 A Living Hell – Apartment Disasters 3 John Gray and Roger Levie uncover the shocking truth about the dangerous state of many apartment buildings in New Zealand. 0 8:30 Ambulance 16VLC 3 0 9:45 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords MLC 3 0 10:45 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 11:45 Cinema Toast 16VLSC

6am My Cat from Hell PG 7am The Pioneer Woman 7:30 Valerie’s Home Cooking 8am Gok Wan’s Easy Asian 8:30 Gok Wan’s Easy Asian 9am Mysteries at the Museum PG 10am Money for Nothing 11am Restored 11:55 High Arctic Haulers PG 1pm Can I Improve My Memory? PG 2pm Paramedics on the Front Line PG 3pm My Cat from Hell PG 4pm Giada in Italy 4:30 Giada in Italy 5pm Mysteries at the Museum PG 6pm Money for Nothing 7pm Kings of the Wood 8pm Newshub Live at 8pm 8:30 Twice the Life for Half the Price PG Kate meets the Goldby family who have outgrown their four-bedroom house. 9:30 High Arctic Haulers PG Disaster at sea – water pours onto the Sedna threatening the cargo; the Taiga’s schedule forces a ship-to-ship transfer. 10:30 Kings of the Wood Robin creates the ultimate desk for a warm-hearted DJ; Saf works on a convertible bench and table; Alex builds a giant game. 11:30 Flea Market Flip Midnight Infomercials

Thursday

12:40 Under the Dome M 0 1:25 Te Karere 3 2 2am Infomercials 5:35 Te Karere 3 2

BRAVO 6am Infomercials 10am Hoarders PG 3 10:50 Bar Rescue PGLC 3 11:40 Killer Couples MVC 3 12:35 Buried In The Backyard MVC 3 1:30 The Real Housewives of New York City M 3 2:30 Hoarders PG 3 3:30 Top Chef PG 4:30 Shark Tank PG 3 5:30 Million Dollar Listing NY PG 3 6:30 Bar Rescue PGLC 7:30 Dog Rescuers PG An inspector is called when a sharpei puppy falls from the fourth-floor of a building. 8:30 24 Hours In Emergency MC Maria has a serious infection; Eve has an ankle fracture after falling down stairs; Grace is in paediatrics after her mum found tissue paper stuck in her ear. 9:35 Stacey Dooley Sleeps Over PG Stacey spends the weekend at the home of ultra-orthodox, Hasidic Rabbi Wollenberg and his family. 10:35 Killer Couples MVC 3 11:30 Buried in The Backyard MVC 3 12:20 Infomercials

Thursday

12:30 Resident Alien ML 0 1:15 Emmerdale PG 3 0 1:40 Infomercials 2:40 MasterChef Australia PG 3 0 3:30 Pennyworth 16VL 3 0 4:25 2 Tunes 4:35 Neighbours 3 0 5am Infomercials

SKY 5 6am Jeopardy! 6:25 Wheel of Fortune 6:45 Pawn Stars PG 7:10 Pawn Stars PG 7:35 Ax Men ML 8:25 Border Security M 8:50 Storage Wars PG 9:15 Storage Wars PGL 9:40 The Mentalist MVC 10:30 Person of Interest M 11:30 Pawn Stars PG Noon Jeopardy! 12:25 Wheel of Fortune 12:50 A Living Hell – Apartment Disasters 1:40 Outback Truckers PGL 2:30 The Mentalist MVC 3:20 Ax Men ML 4:10 Jeopardy! 4:35 Wheel of Fortune 5pm Pawn Stars PG 5:30 Pawn Stars PG 6pm Storage Wars PG 6:30 Storage Wars PGL 7pm Border Security M 7:30 The Mentalist MVC 8:30 FBI – Most Wanted MV 9:30 Lethal Weapon 16VLSC 10:30 Person of Interest M 11:30 Ax Men ML

Thursday

12:30 Wheel of Fortune 1am Jeopardy! 1:25 Border Security M 1:50 Lethal Weapon 16VLSC 2:35 FBI – Most Wanted MV 3:30 Storage Wars PG 3:55 Storage Wars PGL 4:20 Person of Interest M 5:10 The Mentalist MVC

Thursday

12:20 Infomercials 5:30 AM Early

Thursday

12:20 Closedown 12:30 Infomercials

MOVIES PREMIERE

MOVIES GREAtS

6:55 Alone 16VL 2020 Thriller. Jules Willcox, Marc Menchaca. 8:30 Gunpowder Milkshake 16VLC 2021 Action. Karen Gillan, Lena Headey. 10:25 The Little Things MVLS 2021 Thriller. Denzel Washington, Rami Malek. 2:20 Charm City Kings 16VLC 2020 Drama. Jahi Di’Allo Winston, Meek Mill. 4:20 In the Heights PGL 2021 Musical. 6:40 Military Wives MLS 2019 Comedy. Kristin Scott Thomas, Sharon Horgan. 8:30 Georgetown 16LC 2021 Crime. A social climber is the prime suspect in his wealthy and much older wife’s death. Based on a true story. Christoph Waltz, Vanessa Redgrave. 10:10 Halloween Kills 16VLC 2021 Horror. After a narrow escape over four decades ago, Laurie Strode must confront her worst fears and put an end to Michael Myers’ killing spree. Jamie Lee Curtis, Nick Castle. 11:55 Judas and the Black Messiah 16VL 2021 Drama. Daniel Kaluuya, LaKeith Stanfield.

6:15 The Pa Boys M 2014 Drama. Francis Kora, Matariki Whatarau. 7:50 Batman v Superman – Dawn of Justice MV 2016 Action. 10:20 The Italian Job MVL 2003 Action Thriller. 12:15 City of Angels MS 1998 Romantic Drama. 2:10 Robin Hood MVLS 2010 Action. 4:30 Hart’s War MVL 2002 Drama. 6:35 Red 2 MVL 2013 Action. Bruce Willis, Helen Mirren. 8:30 Keeping Mum MVS 2005 Comedy. A troubled family finds its problems fading with the arrival of a new housekeeper. Rowan Atkinson, Kristin Scott Thomas, Maggie Smith. 10:15 The Three Musketeers MV 2011 Adventure. The hotheaded D’Artagnan joins forces with three rogue musketeers in a retelling of the Alexandre Dumas story. Logan Lerman, Matthew Macfadyen.

Thursday

2am All My Life ML 2020 Drama. 3:30 2 Hearts MLS 2020 Drama. 5:15 Target Number One 16VLSC 2020 Thriller.

Thursday

12:05 My Best Friend’s Wedding ML 1997 Romantic Comedy. 1:50 The Vow PGLS 2012 Romance. 3:35 Magic Mike 16LS 2012 Comedy Drama. 5:25 Batman v Superman – Dawn of Justice MV 2016 Action.

SKY SPORt 1 6am Tennis – French Open (RPL) Men’s Double Final. From Roland-Garros in Paris. 8am Tennis – French Open (RPL) Women’s Singles Final. From Roland-Garros in Paris. 11am The Breakdown Host Kirstie Stanway is joined by former All Blacks Goldie, JK and Mils to discuss and analyse the recent rugby action. Noon Tennis – French Open (RPL) Men’s Final. 4pm Super Rugby Pacific (RPL) Quarter-final Four – Brumbies v Hurricanes. From GIO Stadium, Canberra. 6pm First XV Rugby (HLS) Rangitoto College v Takapuna Grammar. 6:30 Super Rugby Pacific (HLS) Quarter-final One – Crusaders v Reds. 7pm L Netball – ANZ Premiership Elimination Final. 8:45 Netball Zone 9:10 L Rugby League – State of Origin Game One – New South Wales v Queensland. From Accor Stadium, Sydney.

Thursday

1:30 French Top 14 (RPL) Lyon v La Rochelle. 3:30 Super Rugby Pacific (RPL) Quarter-final One – Crusaders v Reds. 5:30 Aotearoa Rugby Pod

6:30 Pipi Ma 3 6:40 Mahi Pai 3 6:50 Takaro Tribe 3 7am Darwin and Newts 3 7:10 Tamariki Haka 3 7:20 Te Nutube 3 7:30 Kia Mau 3 7:40 Cube 3 7:50 Huritua 3 8am Tawera Fitness for Tamariki 8:30 Oranga Ngakau 3 9:30 Whanau Living 3 10am David Rocco’s Dolce South East Asia 3 10:30 Merchants of the Wild 11am Baboons Rules of the Troop Noon Te Ao Tapatahi 12:30 Tribe 3 1:05 Moon Tide Fishing 3 1:30 Ako 3 2 3:05 Pipi Ma 3 3:15 Mahi Pai 3 3:25 Takaro Tribe 3 3:35 Darwin and Newts 3 3:45 Tamariki Haka 3 3:55 Te Nutube 3 4:05 Kia Mau 3 4:15 Cube 3 4:25 Huritua 3 4:35 Pukana 3 5pm Paia 3 5:15 Haka Life 3 5:30 Taikura Kapa Haka Festival 3 6pm Haka Ngahau a-Rohe – Te Tai Tokerau 3 6:30 Te Ao Marama 7pm Huro Pepi 3 7:30 Moving Out With Kanoa 3 8:30 M Arbitrage MCS 2012 Thriller. A hedge fund magnate is desperate to complete the sale of his empire. He makes an error that forces him to turn to an unlikely person for help. Richard Gere, Susan Sarandon, Tim Roth. 10:20 Loading Docs 2021 3 10:30 Loading Docs 2021 3 10:40 Sidewalk Karaoke 3 11:10 Te Ao Marama 11:40 Closedown

UKtV

DIScOVERY

6am Would I Lie to You? PG 6:35 Qi MLSC 7:10 EastEnders PG 7:40 The Bill MVC 8:30 A Touch of Frost MVC 10:20 Father Brown PG 11:10 Doc Martin MC Noon Midsomer Murders M 1:35 The Bill MVC 2:25 Sanditon PG 3:25 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown MLS 4:20 The Graham Norton Show MLS 5:15 Who Do You Think You Are? PG Josh Widdicombe. 6:20 Qi MLS 6:55 EastEnders PG 7:25 Qi PG 8pm Would I Lie to You? PG Comedy panel show where contestants bluff about their secrets. 8:35 Professor T M A jeweller carrying a bag of valuable diamonds is run down in the street. The police suspect there is more to it. 9:30 Holby City PG As Holly’s condition weighs on Ange, a heartbreaking decision divides Holly’s family. 10:35 Keeping Faith MLC 11:40 Midsomer Murders M

Thursday

1:15 Qi MLS 1:45 Qi PG 2:20 Would I Lie to You? PG 2:50 Who Do You Think You Are? PG 3:55 Holby City PG 4:55 Keeping Faith MLC 8Jun22

6:05 How It’s Made PG 6:30 How Do They Do It? PG 6:55 How the Universe Works PG 7:45 Guardians of the Glades MLC 8:35 Demolition Down Under PG 9:25 Fast N’ Loud MLC 10:20 Mysteries at the Museum PG 11:15 Mystery at Blind Frog Ranch PG Submerged Treasure. 12:10 How Do They Do It? PG 12:35 How It’s Made PG 1:05 Naked and Afraid MLC Baskets and Bullet Ants. 2:55 Homestead Rescue – Raney Ranch PG 3:50 Gold Rush MLC Eldorado Dream. 4:45 Moonshiners M High Proof Holidays. 5:40 Outback Opal Hunters PG Battling Back. 6:35 Deadliest Catch – Bloodline MLC Proving Grounds. 7:30 Deadliest Catch – Bloodline MLC Ohana. 8:30 Bering Sea Gold MLC Pain in the Ice. 9:30 Moonshiners – Master Distiller MLC 10:30 Edge of Alaska MLC 11:25 Naked and Afraid MLC

Thursday

1:05 Guardians of the Glades MLC 1:55 Gold Rush MLC 2:45 Naked and Afraid MLC 4:25 Homestead Rescue – Raney Ranch PG 5:15 Outback Opal Hunters PG

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Amazing Hotels – Life Beyond The Lobby, at 8:45pm

The Ex-Best Thing, at 8:30pm

New Zealand Today, at 8:30pm

Designing Dreams, at 7:30pm

Prue's Great Garden Plot, at 10:30pm

6am Breakfast 0 9am Lingo 0 10am Tipping Point 3 0 11am The Chase 3 0 Noon 1 News at Midday 0 12:30 Emmerdale PG 0 1pm Hollyoaks PG 0 2pm Coronation Street PG 3 0 3pm Tipping Point 3 0 4pm Te Karere 2 4:30 Neighbours PG 0 5pm The Chase 0 6pm 1 News at 6pm 0 7pm Seven Sharp 0 7:30 N Your Garden Made Perfect PG Recently divorced, mother-of-two, Steph, is excited about making a fresh start by transforming her garden. 0 8:45 Amazing Hotels – Life Beyond the Lobby PG Monica and Giles are working at Copenhagen’s Nimb Hotel in Tivoli Gardens. Their duties include riding rollercoasters and booking avantgarde restaurants. 0 10:05 Coronation Street PG 0 11:05 1 News Tonight 0 11:35 Shortland Street PG 3 0

6am Les Mills Born to Move 0 6:25 Children’s Programmes 0 9:10 Infomercials 9:40 Les Mills Core 0 10:10 Home and Away PG 3 0 10:40 Shortland Street PG 3 0 11:10 The Mindy Project PGC 3 0 11:40 Charmed M 0 12:40 Heroes PG 0 1:30 The Drew Barrymore Show PG 0 2:30 F Snack Masters NZ PG 3 0 3:30 The Feed 5pm The Simpsons PG 3 Mr Burns tries to relive his glory days and crosses paths with a mysterious music mogul. 0 6pm The Big Bang Theory PG 3 0 6:30 Home and Away PG 0 7pm Shortland Street PG 0 7:30 Ten 7 – Aotearoa PG A look at the people and communities affected by crime in Aotearoa. 0 8pm Highway Patrol PG 0 8:30 The Ex-Best Thing M Josiah and Geraint pick from prospective partners to try to find each other their next best thing. 0 9:30 Filthy House SOS Jon and Brennan bring Britain’s filthiest and most cluttered houses back to life. 0 10:30 Ten 7 – Aotearoa PG 3 0 11pm CSI 16 0

12:05 It’s Your Fault I’m Fat PG 3 0 1:05 Rose West and Myra Hindley – Untold Story 16LC 3 0 2am Te Karere 3 2 2:25 Infomercials 5:30 Te Karere 3 2

12:50 Extant 16 0 1:35 Emmerdale PG 3 0 2am Infomercials 3am Wentworth 16VLC 3 0 3:50 How to Get Away with Murder M 3 0 4:35 Neighbours PG 3 0 5am Infomercials

6am AM 9am Infomercials 10:30 Gold Rush PG 3 0 11:30 Newshub Live at 11.30am Noon Ready to Love M 1pm M A Deadly View M 2018 Thriller. Sara Mitich, Kristian Bruun, Nola Augustson. 0 3pm Cutthroat Kitchen PG 0 4pm Room Crashers 0 4:30 Newshub Live at 4:30pm 5pm Gold Rush PG 0 6pm Newshub Live at 6pm 7pm The Project 7:30 7 Days M New Zealand comedians pit their wits against the week’s news and each other. 8:30 New Zealand Today 16 In Golden Bay, Guy Williams visits someone who has gone off the Covid-19 conspiracy deep-end; he investigates slippery tiles causing chaos with Picton’s elderly. 0 9pm Comedians Giving Lectures 16 Nish Kumar lectures on 10 Ways the World Could End, Natasia Demetriou speaks about the Anatomy of the Vagina and Tom Allen explains Why We Make Bad Decisions. 0 9:30 The Outsiders 0 10:30 Newshub Late 11pm NCIS M 3 0 11:55 Infomercials 5:30 AM Early

8am Henry Danger PGV 0 8:25 The Casagrandes 3 0 8:50 The Moe Show 3 0 9am Wheel of Fortune 3 9:30 Evil MVC 3 0 10:30 Big Love MC 0 11:30 Royal Pains MVC 0 12:30 Whose Line is It Anyway? PGC 3 0 1pm House MC 0 2pm The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 3 3pm Wheel of Fortune 3:30 Jeopardy 4pm American Pickers PGC 3 5pm Netball Zone 3 0 5:30 Prime News 6pm Storage Wars PGL 3 0 7pm Pawn Stars PGC 3 0 7:30 F Designing Dreams 3 Architect Michael O’Sullivan takes Matthew Ridge on a tour of his favourite designs in New Zealand. 0 8:30 FBI – Most Wanted MV A hacker triggers a fatal car crash. The perpetrator’s ransomware demands escalate and he has a chilling final target. 0 9:30 Bull MC Bull needs a Christmas miracle when he takes on a sports agency assistant charged with providing a client with lethal drugs. 0 10:30 The Crowd Goes Wild 11pm UFC on Sky 11:30 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 12:30 Infomercials

6am My Cat from Hell PG 7am The Pioneer Woman 7:30 Valerie’s Home Cooking 8am Giada in Italy 8:30 Giada in Italy 9am Mysteries at the Museum PG 10am Money for Nothing 11am Restored 11:55 High Arctic Haulers PG 12:55 Twice the Life for Half the Price PG 1:55 Kings of the Wood 2:50 My Cat from Hell PG 3:50 Rick Stein’s India 5:05 Mysteries at the Museum PG A postal box that embarked on a gravity-defying journey; a Viking vessel and a talisman with a tale of terror and resilience. 6pm Money for Nothing 7pm Prue’s Great Garden Plot 8pm Newshub Live at 8pm 8:30 Finding Alice M Alice is determined to develop Harry’s land. She must solve her growing list of problems before trying for Harry’s baby. 9:30 High Arctic Haulers PG Worries that the winter freeze will block the Sealift’s arrival at Grise Fiord, Canada’s northernmost settlement. 10:30 Prue’s Great Garden Plot Prue and John transform a barren site into a flower-filled courtyard and turn a roof terrace into an oasis. 11:30 Flea Market Flip Midnight Infomercials

Friday

BRAVO 6am Infomercials 10am Hoarders PG 3 10:50 Bar Rescue PGLC 3 11:40 Killer Couples MVC 3 12:35 Buried In The Backyard MVC 3 1:30 The Real Housewives of New York City M 3 2:30 Hoarders PG 3 3:30 Top Chef PG 4:30 Shark Tank PG 3 5:30 Million Dollar Listing NY PG 3 6:30 Bar Rescue PGLC 7:30 Ghost Hunters PGC Claims of heavy footsteps, sixfoot shadow figures and light anomalies in an abandoned building. 8:30 Below Deck: Sailing Yacht M Tensions rise for the interior and deck crews; Gary’s finger gets stuck in the saloon doors and the pain makes him impatient with Kelsie. 9:30 The Real Housewives of Orange County M In Aspen, Noella and Heather go head-to-head over the primary bedroom; Shannon questions her friendship with Emily. 10:30 Killer Couples MVC 3 11:20 Buried in the Backyard MVC 3 12:10 Infomercials

Friday

SKY 5 6am Jeopardy! 6:25 Wheel of Fortune 6:45 Pawn Stars PG 7:10 Pawn Stars PG 7:35 Ax Men ML 8:20 Border Security M 8:50 Storage Wars PG 9:15 Storage Wars PGL 9:40 The Mentalist MVC 10:30 Person of Interest M 11:30 Pawn Stars PG Noon Jeopardy! 12:25 Wheel of Fortune 12:50 FBI – Most Wanted MV 1:40 Lethal Weapon 16VLSC 2:30 The Mentalist MVC 3:20 Ax Men ML 4:10 Jeopardy! 4:35 Wheel of Fortune 5pm Pawn Stars PG 5:30 Pawn Stars PG 6pm Storage Wars PG 6:30 Storage Wars PGL 7pm Border Security M 7:30 The Mentalist MVC 8:30 Treadstone M 9:30 Seal Team 16VC 10:30 Person of Interest M 11:30 Ax Men ML

Friday

12:30 Wheel of Fortune 12:55 Jeopardy! 1:20 Border Security M 1:50 Seal Team 16VC 2:40 Treadstone M 3:30 Storage Wars PG 3:55 Storage Wars PGL 4:20 Person of Interest M 5:10 The Mentalist MVC

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7:20 Antebellum 16VL 2020 Thriller. Janelle Monae, Jena Malone. 9:05 Let Him Go MVC 2020 Thriller. Kevin Costner, Diane Lane. 11am The Courier MVLC 2020 Thriller. 12:50 The Professor and the Madman MVC 2019 Drama. 2:55 Rams PGVL 2020 Drama. 4:55 Let Them All Talk ML 2020 Comedy. 6:50 Those Who Wish Me Dead 16VL 2021 Thriller. Angelina Jolie, Finn Little. 8:30 Joe Bell MVLSC 2020 Drama. A working-class father embarks on a walk across the US, crusading against bullying after his son is tormented for being gay. Mark Wahlberg, Connie Britton. 10:05 Chaos Walking MV 2021 Sci-fi. Two unlikely companions embark on a perilous adventure on an unexplored planet where all thoughts are heard by everyone. Tom Holland, Daisy Ridley. 11:55 Words on Bathroom Walls MLC 2020 Drama. Charlie Plummer, Taylor Russell.

7:55 Milk MLS 2008 Biography Drama. Sean Penn, Emile Hirsch, James Franco. 10am Snowpiercer 16V 2013 Sci-fi Action. Chris Evans, Jamie Bell, Tilda Swinton. 12:05 Message in a Bottle PGS 1998 Romantic Drama. Kevin Costner, Robin Wright Penn. 2:15 Inside Man MVL 2006 Crime. Denzel Washington, Clive Owen, Jodie Foster. 4:25 The Perfect Storm ML 2000 Adventure. George Clooney, Mark Wahlberg, Diane Lane. 6:35 The Impossible ML 2012 Drama. Naomi Watts, Ewan McGregor. 8:30 Independence Day MV 1996 Action Sci-fi. As alien craft begin to destroy the world’s major cities, a group of Earth survivors must defeat them. Will Smith, Bill Pullman, Jeff Goldblum, Randy Quaid. 10:55 Ali MVL 2001 Drama. Jon Voigt, Will Smith. Friday 1:30 Sicario 16VC 2015 Crime. Emily Blunt, Benicio Del Toro, Josh Brolin. 3:30 Empire Records 16LC 1995 Comedy Drama. Robin Tunney, Ethan Embry, Maxwell Caulfield. 5:05 State of Play MVL 2009 Crime. Russell Crowe, Ben Affleck.

Friday

1:45 The Nest 16L 2020 Drama. 3:30 The Tax Collector 18VLSC 2020 Action. 5:05 The Silencing MVLSC 2020 Action.

SKY SPORt 1 6am Football – International (HLS) All Whites v Peru. 6:30 L Football – UEFA Nations League Scotland v Armenia. From Hampden Park, Glasgow. 9am Netball – ANZ Premiership (RPL) Elimination Final – Stars v Mystics. 10:30 Aotearoa Rugby Pod 11am Super Rugby Pacific (RPL) Quarter-final Two – Chiefs v Waratahs. 1pm Super Rugby Pacific (RPL) Quarter-final Three – Blues v Highlanders. 3pm Super Rugby Pacific (RPL) Quarter-final Four – Brumbies v Hurricanes. 5pm Highlanders Documentary 6pm UFC Fight Week 275 6:30 UFC on Sky 7pm GrassRoots Rugby 8pm Inside Netball 8:30 The Crowd Goes Wild 9pm Highlanders Documentary 10pm UFC on Sky 10:30 GrassRoots Rugby 11:30 French Top 14 (RPL) Racing 92 v Toulon.

Friday

1:30 French Top 14 (RPL) Lyon v La Rochelle. 3:30 Currie Cup (RPL) Cheetahs v Pumas. 5:30 Inside Netball

6:30 Pipi Ma 3 6:40 ZooMoo 3 6:50 Taki Atu Taki Mai 3 7am Darwin and Newts 3 7:10 Smooth 3 7:20 Haati Paati 3 7:30 Kia Mau 3 7:40 Kainga Whakapaipai 3 7:50 Paia 3 8am Polyfest 3 8:30 Oranga Ngakau 3 9:30 Whanau Living 3 10am Kai With Anne Thorp 3 10:30 Toi Te Ora 3 11am Moving Out With Kanoa 3 Noon Te Ao Tapatahi 12:30 Sidewalk Karaoke 3 1:05 Moko 3 1:30 Ako 3 2 3:05 Pipi Ma 3 3:15 ZooMoo 3 3:25 Taki Atu Taki Mai 3 3:35 Darwin and Newts 3 3:45 Smooth 3 3:55 Haati Paati 3 4:05 Kia Mau 3 4:15 Kainga Whakapaipai 3 4:25 Paia 3 4:35 Tawera Fitness for Tamariki 5pm Paia 3 5:15 Haka Life 3 5:30 Taikura Kapa Haka Festival 3 6pm Haka Ngahau a-Rohe – Te Tai Tokerau 3 6:30 Te Ao Marama 7pm Fresh PG 7:30 Funny Whare – Gamesnight PG 3 8pm The Casketeers PG 3 8:30 Lucky Dip 3 9pm Queer and Here PG Aniwa meets filmmaker Alesha Ahdar. He goes to the Pride Parade and meets some bears. 9:30 Ahikaroa MLC 3 10pm Mura o te Ahi PG 3 10:30 He Aha to Say? 3 11pm Te Ao Marama 11:30 Closedown

UKtV 6am Would I Lie to You? PG 6:35 Qi M 7:10 EastEnders PG 7:40 The Bill MVC 8:30 A Touch of Frost MVC 10:20 Father Brown PG 11:10 Doc Martin M Noon Midsomer Murders M 1:35 The Bill PG 2:25 Sanditon PG 3:25 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown MLS 4:20 The Graham Norton Show ML 5:15 Who Do You Think You Are? PG Dame Judi Dench. 6:20 Qi MLS 6:55 EastEnders PG 7:25 Qi PG 8pm Would I Lie to You? PG Comedy panel show where contestants bluff about their secrets. 8:30 Dragons’ Den PG A father and daughter demonstrate their airbag safety equipment. 9:35 The Graham Norton Show MLS 10:35 Sister Boniface Mysteries PG 11:25 Midsomer Murders M

Friday

1am Qi MLS 1:30 Qi PG 2:05 Would I Lie to You? PG 2:35 Who Do You Think You Are? PG 3:35 The Graham Norton Show MLS 4:25 Dragons’ Den PG 5:30 Fawlty Towers PG 9Jun22

DIScOVERY 6:05 How It’s Made PG 6:30 How Do They Do It? PG 6:55 How the Universe Works PG 7:45 Guardians of the Glades MLC 8:35 Demolition Down Under PG 9:25 Fast N’ Loud MLC 10:20 Deadliest Catch – Bloodline MLC 11:15 Bering Sea Gold MLC Pain in the Ice. 12:10 How Do They Do It? PG 12:35 How It’s Made PG 1:05 Naked and Afraid MLC USA v World. 2:55 Homestead Rescue – Raney Ranch PG Dead of Winter. 3:50 Gold Rush MLC Mammoth Channel. 4:45 Moonshiners PG Legacy on the Line. 5:40 Outback Opal Hunters PG Make or Break. 6:35 Aussie Gold Hunters PG 7:30 Aussie Gold Hunters PG 8:30 Gold Rush – White Water MLC Fresh Blood. 9:30 Undercover Billionaire PG 10:30 Bering Sea Gold MLC 11:25 Naked and Afraid MLC

Friday

12:15 Guardians of the Glades MLC 1:05 Blowing Up History PG 1:55 Gold Rush MLC 2:45 Naked and Afraid MLC 3:35 Bering Sea Gold MLC 4:25 Homestead Rescue – Raney Ranch PG 5:15 Outback Opal Hunters PG

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The Repair Shop, at 7:30pm

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XXx, at 7:30pm

Law And Order – Organized Crime, at 8:30pm

This Time Next Year UK, at 10:40pm

6am Breakfast 0 9am Lingo 0 10am Tipping Point 3 0 11am The Chase 3 0 Noon 1 News at Midday 0 12:30 Emmerdale PG 0 1pm Hollyoaks PG 0 2pm Coronation Street PG 3 0 3pm Tipping Point 3 0 4pm Te Karere 2 4:30 Neighbours PG Nicolette and Paul uncover Glen’s secret; Terese feels like she is losing her family. 0 5pm The Chase 3 0 6pm 1 News at 6pm 0 7pm Seven Sharp 0 7:30 The Repair Shop PG 0 8:30 Interior Design Masters With Alan Carr ML In teams of two, the final four designers renovate two cafes in the seaside town of Margate. 0 9:45 Selling Houses Australia Property experts show people how to maximise their profits and achieve a quick sale. 0 10:50 1 News Tonight 0 11:20 Shortland Street PG 3 0 11:50 F Good with Wood 3 The top three must build a towering garden building in a bid to impress the judges. 0

6am Les Mills Born to Move 0 6:30 Children’s Programmes 0 9:10 Infomercials 9:40 Les Mills Grit Cardio 0 10:10 Home and Away PG 3 0 10:40 Shortland Street PG 3 0 11:10 The Mindy Project PGC 3 0 11:40 Charmed M 0 12:40 Heroes PG 0 1:35 The Drew Barrymore Show PG 0 2:30 Sabrina the Teenage Witch 0 3:30 The Feed 5pm The Simpsons PG 3 0 5:30 Friends 3 0 6pm The Big Bang Theory PG 3 0 6:30 Home and Away PG 0 7pm Shortland Street PG 0 7:30 Travel Guides PG 3 0 8:30 The Big Fat Quiz of Everything M Jimmy Carr quizzes Richard Ayoade, Roisin Conaty, Joanne McNally, Rob Beckett, Rosie Jones, and Mawaan Rizwan on everything. 0 10:20 Paranormal Caught on Camera M A teddy bear terrorises twins; a man is tormented in an abandoned garage; a woman fears an alien invasion outside her window. 0 11:20 Love Life 16LS 0 11:55 Kung Fu MV 0

6am AM 9am Infomercials 10:30 Gold Rush PG 3 0 11:30 Newshub Live at 11.30am Noon Ready to Love M 1pm M Cradle Swapping M 2017 Drama. A couple discover their sick baby is not theirs, but was swapped at the hospital. As they search for their biological child, they discover a child-trafficking ring. Amanda Clayton, Brandon Barash, Laura Wiggins. 3pm Cutthroat Kitchen PG 0 4pm Room Crashers 0 4:30 Newshub Live at 4:30pm 5pm Gold Rush PG Parker Schnabel tries doubling his take from last season; Todd Hoffman is back at square one; Tony gets his 75-year-old dredge working, but not for long. 0 6pm Newshub Live at 6pm 7pm The Project 7:30 M xXx MV 3 2002 Action. The US government recruits extreme sports athlete, Xander Cage, to infiltrate a Russian criminal ring. Vin Diesel, Samuel L Jackson, Marton Csokas. 0 9:55 Newshub Late 10:25 The Rookie M 3 Nolan, Harper and Lopez are assigned to the kidnapping of the son of a criminal court judge with a long list of enemies. 0 11:20 7 Days M 3 12:20 Infomercials

8am Henry Danger PGV 0 8:25 The Loud House PG 0 8:50 The Moe Show 3 0 9am Wheel of Fortune 3 9:30 Evil MVC 3 0 10:30 Big Love MC 0 11:30 Royal Pains MC 0 12:30 Whose Line is It Anyway? PGC 3 0 1pm House MVSC 0 2pm The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 3 3pm Wheel of Fortune 3:30 Jeopardy 4pm Pawn Stars PGL 3 5pm Fish of the Day PGC 3 0 5:30 Prime News 6pm Storage Wars PGL 3 0 7pm The Ditch 7:30 Pawn Stars PG Rick travels to look at an epic Star Wars collection; a new employee works with Corey to make a deal on a rare Planters jar. 8:30 Law and Order – Organized Crime MVC During a city-wide blackout, Stabler and Bell work to stay ahead of Wheatley; Bell investigates the connection between Congressman Kilbride and the Marcy Killers. 0 10:30 World’s Most Unexplained PGC 3 0 11pm Rugby League – NRL (DLY) Cowboys v Dragons. Saturday 1am Raw PGV 2am The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 3am Infomercials

6am My Cat from Hell PG 7am The Pioneer Woman 7:30 Valerie’s Home Cooking 7:55 Rick Stein’s India 9:10 Mysteries at the Museum PG 10:05 Money for Nothing 11:05 Restored Noon High Arctic Haulers PG 1pm Finding Alice M 2pm Prue’s Great Garden Plot 3pm My Cat from Hell PG 4pm I Hart Food Hannah Hart indulges in classic comfort food with a twist. Koreaninspired mac-and-cheese and a deconstructed casserole. 4:30 Comfort Food Tour Mark and Ryan check out a topsecret cheese-steak with a Korean twist and taste a fried chicken sandwich. 5pm Mysteries at the Museum PG An old Concord stagecoach that destroyed the dreams of a lonely heart; a ship model representing a bid for freedom. 6pm Money for Nothing 7pm This Time Next Year UK PG 8pm Newshub Live at 8pm 8:30 Strictly Come Dancing The pairings take to the dance floor for their debut performances. 10:40 This Time Next Year UK PG A man pledging to walk again after a motorcycle accident. 11:40 Flea Market Flip 12:15 Infomercials

Saturday

12:50 Schitt’s Creek ML 3 0 1:35 Te Karere 3 2 2am Infomercials 5:30 Religious Programming

BRAVO 6am Infomercials 10am Hoarders PG 3 10:50 Bar Rescue PGLC 3 11:40 Killer Couples MVC 3 12:35 Buried in the Backyard MVC 3 1:30 The Real Housewives of New York City M 3 2:30 Hoarders PG 3 3:30 Top Chef PG 4:30 Shark Tank PG 3 5:30 Million Dollar Listing NY PG 3 Luis lands a listing with a former broker who helped launch his career. Old friendships bring new expectations. 6:30 Bar Rescue PGLC Mark and Ozzie again face Jon Taffer in the hope that he will rescue another one of their failing bars. 7:30 M Apollo 13 PGLC 1995 Drama. Based on the story of the disastrous 1970 Apollo 13 mission. Tom Hanks, Ed Harris, Kevin Bacon, Bill Paxton. 10:20 Killer Couples MVC 3 The investigation into a death in a suspicious fire exposes a conspiracy and two unlikely suspects. 11:20 Buried In The Backyard MVC 3 12:10 Infomercials

Saturday

12:45 Evil 16 0 1:30 Emmerdale PG 3 0 1:55 Infomercials 2:55 F America’s Got Talent 3 0 4:20 The 100 PGVC 3 0 5:45 2 Tunes

SKY 5 6am Jeopardy! 6:25 Wheel of Fortune 6:45 Pawn Stars PG 7:10 Pawn Stars PG 7:35 Ax Men ML 8:20 Border Security M 8:50 Storage Wars PGC 9:15 Storage Wars PG 9:40 The Mentalist MVC 10:30 Fringe 16V Noon Pawn Stars PG 12:25 Wheel of Fortune 12:50 Treadstone M 1:40 Seal Team 16VC 2:30 The Mentalist MVC 3:20 Ax Men ML 4:10 Jeopardy! 4:35 Wheel of Fortune 5pm Pawn Stars PG 5:30 Pawn Stars PG 6pm Storage Wars PGC 6:30 Storage Wars PG 7pm Border Security M 7:30 The Mentalist MVC Jane helps LaRoche recover a stolen container. The contents may help identify a mole within the CBI. 8:30 Pawn Stars PGL 9:30 Pawn Stars PGC 10:30 Fringe 16V 11:50 Ax Men ML Saturday 12:35 Wheel of Fortune 12:55 Jeopardy! 1:20 Border Security M 1:50 Pawn Stars PGL 2:35 Pawn Stars PGC 3:20 Storage Wars PGC 3:45 Fringe 16V 5:10 The Mentalist MVC

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6:40 Dirt Music MLS 2019 Drama. Kelly MacDonald, Garrett Hedlund. 8:25 South of Heaven 16VLSC 2021 Action. Jason Sudeikis, Evangeline Lilly. 10:25 Nobody 16V 2021 Action. 11:55 Music MVLC 2021 Drama. 1:40 Monster Hunter MVC 2020 Action. 3:20 Long Story Short ML 2021 Comedy. 4:55 Come Play MC 2020 Horror. 6:30 Wrath of Man 16VL 2021 Action. Jason Statham, Holt McCallany. 8:30 Our Ladies 16LSC 2021 Comedy. In 1996, a group of Catholic schoolgirls head to Edinburgh for a choir competition. The girls are more interested in partying. Tallulah Greive, Abigail Lawrie. 10:15 The Dry 16V 2020 Drama. Federal Agent Aaron Falk returns home to attend a funeral. In the process, he reopens an old wound, the unsolved death of a teenaged girl. Eric Bana, Genevieve O’Reilly.

7:10 Brokeback Mountain MVLS 2004 Drama. Heath Ledger, Jake Gyllenhaal. 9:25 The Grand Budapest Hotel MVLS 2014 Comedy Drama. Ralph Fiennes, Tilda Swinton, Adrien Brody. 11:10 The Tourist MVL 2010 Drama. Johnny Depp, Angelina Jolie. 12:55 In the Valley of Elah 16VLC 2007 Crime. Tommy Lee Jones, Susan Sarandon, Charlize Theron. 2:55 The Pa Boys M 2014 Drama. Francis Kora, Matariki Whatarau. 4:30 King Arthur – Legend of the Sword MVL 2017 Adventure. Charlie Hunnam, Astrid BergesFrisbey, Jude Law. 6:35 We Own the Night 16VL 2007 Crime. Mark Wahlberg, Joaquin Phoenix. 8:30 3:10 to Yuma MV 2007 Western. A rancher agrees to escort an outlaw to trial, but the outlaw’s men will not give him up without a fight. Russell Crowe, Christian Bale, Peter Fonda. 10:35 Unfaithful 16VS 2002 Drama. Diane Lane, Richard Gere. Saturday 12:35 Robin Hood MVLS 2010 Action. 2:55 The Devil’s Advocate 18VLS 1997 Drama. 5:15 Milk MLS 2008 Biography Drama.

Saturday

12:10 Misbehaviour ML 2020 Comedy. 1:55 The Call 16VLSC 2020 Horror. 3:30 The Conjuring 3 – The Devil Made Me Do It 16VC 2021 Horror. 5:20 The Devil Has a Name 16VLSC 2021 Drama.

SKY SPORt 1

UKtV

6am UFC on Sky 6:35 L Football – UEFA Nations League Spain v Switzerland. From Geneva Stadium, Switzerland. 9am Tennis – Roland-Garros (RPL) Woman’s Singles Final. Noon UFC on Sky Ravinder Hunia and guests preview all the upcoming UFC fight action. 12:30 Super Rugby Pacific (RPL) Quarter-final Two – Chiefs v Waratahs. From FMG Stadium Waikato, Hamilton. 2:30 Super Rugby Pacific (RPL) Quarter-final Four – Brumbies v Hurricanes. 4:30 GrassRoots Rugby 5:30 Rugby Heaven 6:30 L Super Rugby Pacific Semi-final One – Crusaders v Chiefs. From Orangetheory Stadium, Christchurch. 9:30 Gallagher Premiership (RPL) Gloucester v Saracens.

Saturday

1:30 Netball – ANZ Premiership (RPL) Elimination Final – Stars v Mystics. 3am Currie Cup (RPL) Sharks v Lions. 4:55 L Currie Cup Pumas v Griquas. From Mbombela Stadium, Nelspruit.

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6am Would I Lie to You? PG 6:35 The Vicar of Dibley PG 7:15 EastEnders PG 7:45 The Bill MVC 8:35 A Touch of Frost MVC 10:25 Father Brown PG 11:15 Doc Martin M 12:05 Midsomer Murders MVC 1:40 The Bill MC 2:30 Sanditon PG 3:30 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown MLS 4:20 The Graham Norton Show PG 5:15 Who Do You Think You Are? PG Alex Scott. 6:20 Qi MLS 6:55 EastEnders PG 7:25 N Richard Osman’s House of Games Night PG Ed Gamble, Sindhu Vee, Sian Gibson, and Dara O’Briain play Is There A Doctor In The House Of Games? and Answer Smash. 8pm Would I Lie to You? PG 8:35 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown M 9:25 All Round to Mrs Brown’s MLS 10:20 The Jonathan Ross Show PG 11:15 Midsomer Murders MVC Saturday 12:50 Qi MLS 1:20 Richard Osman’s House of Games Night PG 1:55 Would I Lie to You? PG 2:25 Who Do You Think You Are? PG 3:30 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown MLS 4:15 All Round to Mrs Brown’s MLS 5:10 The Jonathan Ross Show PG

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6:30 Pipi Ma 3 6:40 Mahi Pai 3 6:50 Takaro Tribe 3 7am Darwin and Newts 3 7:10 Tamariki Haka 3 7:20 Te Nutube 7:30 Kia Mau 3 7:40 Cube 3 7:50 Huritua 3 8am Tribe 3 8:30 Oranga Ngakau 3 9:30 Whanau Living 3 10am Hangi Pit Masters 3 10:30 Toi Te Ora 3 11am Mura o te Ahi PG 3 11:30 Fresh PG 3 Noon Te Ao Tapatahi 12:30 Iwi Anthems 3 1:05 Off the Grid With Pio 3 1:30 Ako 3 2 3:05 Pipi Ma 3 3:15 Mahi Pai 3 3:25 Takaro Tribe 3 3:35 Darwin and Newts 3 3:45 Tamariki Haka 3 3:55 Te Nutube 3 4:05 Kia Mau 3 4:15 Cube 3 4:25 Huritua 3 4:35 Te Pou Herenga o Kia Aroha 3 5pm Paia 3 5:15 Haka Life 3 5:30 Polyfest 3 6pm Haka Ngahau a-Rohe – Te Tai Tokerau 3 6:30 Te Ao Marama 7pm Pacific Island Food Revolution 3 8pm Kai Safari 3 Sonia Gray travels to some of New Zealand’s most remote areas. 8:30 Intrepid Journeys PG 3 9:30 Skindigenous In Los Angeles, the Spiritual Journey Tattoo shop specialises in Filipino tribal designs. 10pm Rage Against the Rangatahi PG 3 10:30 Ki Tua 3 11pm Te Ao Marama 11:30 Closedown

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6:05 How It’s Made PG 6:30 How Do They Do It? PG 6:55 How the Universe Works PG 7:45 Guardians of the Glades MLC 8:35 Demolition Down Under PG 9:25 Fast N’ Loud MLC 10:20 Gold Rush – White Water MLC 11:15 Aussie Gold Hunters PG 12:10 How Do They Do It? PG 12:35 How It’s Made PG 1:05 Blowing Up History PG 2pm Naked and Afraid MLC Buffalo Bait. 2:55 Alaskan Bush People MLC Breaking Free. 3:50 Gold Rush MLC Mammoth Gold. 4:45 Gold Rush – Parker’s Trail MLC Footsteps of Legends. 5:40 Outback Opal Hunters PG 6:35 Dirty Jobs – Rowe’d Trip MLC 7:30 Gold Rush – White Water MLC 8:30 Aussie Gold Hunters PG 9:30 Sydney Harbour Force 10:30 Mysteries at the Museum PG 11:25 Naked and Afraid MLC

Saturday

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The Wall, at 8:05pm

Ella Enchanted, at 7pm

Lego Masters USA, at 5pm

Honey Wars, at 5pm

My Lottery Dream Home International, at 7pm

6am Te Karere 3 2 6:30 Country Calendar 3 0 7am Fishing and Adventure 3 0 7:30 Infomercials 8:30 Religious Programming 9am I Need New Zealand PG 0 9:30 Tagata Pasifika 10am John and Lisa’s Weekend Kitchen 0 11:05 Winning Combination 3 0 12:10 Miranda PG 3 0 1:25 Sarah Beeny’s Renovate Don’t Relocate 0 2:25 Bling 0 3:30 My Unique B&B 0 4:30 A New Zealand Food Story 0 5pm The Chase 3 0 6pm 1 News at 6pm 0 7pm Tipping Point – Lucky Stars 0 8pm Lotto 8:05 The Wall The game show that changes lives with the drop of a ball. 0 9pm M Love Knots 2021 Romance. Jodie fears that her family’s sail-making company will be torn down after a luxury developer looks to expand their port. Brooke Williams, Matthew Walker, Bet Alexander. 0 10:40 Black Hands 16LC 3 0 11:35 N Australian Gangster 16VLS Australian gangster Pasquale Barbaro is released from jail, but not before making a dangerous new enemy. 0

6am The Wiggles’ World 3 0 6:10 Postman Pat 0 6:25 Apollo’s Tall Tales 3 0 6:35 PJ Masks 3 0 7am Love Monster 3 0 7:05 Madagascar – A Little Wild 0 7:30 SpongeBob SquarePants 3 0 7:55 Turbo Fast 0 8:20 The Croods – Family Tree 0 8:40 Dragons – Riders of Berk 3 0 9:05 Ninjago 3 0 9:15 Power Rangers Beast Morphers 0 9:40 The Simpsons PG 3 0 10am Fresh PG 0 10:30 The Walkers PG 3 0 11am Would I Lie to You? PG 3 0 12:15 America’s Got Talent 0 1:10 F Mike and Molly PGS 3 0 2:05 The Good Witch PG 0 3pm Star Trek – Discovery PG 0 4pm Star Trek – Strange New Worlds PGC 0 5pm Superman and Lois PGVC 0 6pm The Cube 0 7pm M Ella Enchanted PG 2004 Family Comedy. A young woman under a spell of obedience must avoid her loathsome family and find a fairy to save her handsome prince. Anne Hathaway, Hugh Dancy, Cary Elwes, Joanna Lumley. 0 8:45 M Unfinished Business 16LC 2015 Comedy. Three businessmen go to Europe to close the most important deal of their lives, but the trip becomes a chaotic mess. Vince Vaughn, Dave Franco. 0 10:30 F Bel Air 16LC 0 11:30 M Police Academy 3 – Back in Training PGC 1986 Comedy. 0

6am Charles Stanley PG 6:30 Infomercials 9:30 Newshub Nation 10:30 Match Fit – Te Reo PG 0 11:30 Celebrity Family Feud PG 3 0 12:30 Grand Designs UK PG 3 0 1:30 MasterChef NZ PG 3 0 3pm MasterChef NZ PG 3 0 4:05 MasterChef NZ PG 3 The Invention Test. Whittaker’s Chocolate must be the hero ingredient in a sweet or savoury dish. 5pm Lego Masters USA 3 The teams are tasked with building an eye-catching float in the first-ever Lego Day Parade. 0 6pm Newshub Live at 6pm 7pm M The Lego Movie PG 3 2014 Animated. Will Ferrell, Chris Pratt. 0 8:55 M My Best Friend’s Girl 16 2008 Comedy. A rebound specialist faces the ultimate test when his best friend hires him to take his former girlfriend out on a bad date and he ends up becoming attracted to her. Kate Hudson, Dane Cook. 0 11pm M Poisonous Protege M 3 2019 Drama. When a wellness guru mysteriously dies, her sister investigates how she could have died. Breanne Hill, Jeannette Sousa, Keenan Tracey.

6am Infomercials 8am Top Wing 0 8:25 The Moe Show 0 8:35 We Bare Bears PG 0 9:15 Monster Beach PG 0 9:30 Ben 10 PG 0 9:50 SmackDown MVC 3 10:50 Raw PVC 3 11:50 Whose Line is It Anyway? PGC 0 1pm Once a Warrior With Monty Betham 1:30 Addicted to Fishing PGC 3 2pm The Moe Show 3 0 2:15 We Bare Bears PG 3 0 3pm Monster Beach PG 3 0 3:15 Ben 10 PG 3 0 3:35 Wheel of Fortune 3 4pm Judge Judy PG 5pm Honey Wars PGL 3 The Murrays go to the East Cape to see if the hives there have produced any decent honey; Miki and Twyla have finally found a house they want. 0 5:30 Prime News 6pm Best of American Pickers PGC 3 7pm Storage Wars PGL 3 0 7:30 L Basketball – NZNBL Saints v Sharks. From TSB Arena, Wellington. 9:30 Super Rugby Pacific (DLY) Semi-final Two – Blues v Brumbies. From Eden Park in Auckland. 11:30 NXT PGV 12:30 Infomercials

6am My Cat from Hell PG 7am The Pioneer Woman 7:30 Valerie’s Home Cooking 8am I Hart Food 8:30 Comfort Food Tour 9am Mysteries at the Museum PG 10am Money for Nothing 11am Restored 11:50 Strictly Come Dancing 2:05 This Time Next Year UK PG 3:05 Little Giants PG 3:35 Little Giants PG 4pm The Best Thing I Ever Ate 4:30 The Best Thing I Ever Ate 5pm Mysteries at the Museum PG 6pm Money for Nothing 7pm My Lottery Dream Home International A family have recently inherited $700,000. Laurence helps them search for a character property that is near the countryside. 7:30 Who Wants to be a Millionaire? UK Quiz show hosted by Jeremy Clarkson. 8:30 M The Public M 2019 Drama. An act of civil disobedience becomes a standoff with police when homeless people take over the public library for shelter from the bitter cold. Alec Baldwin, Taylor Schilling. 10:50 Who Wants to be a Millionaire? UK 11:50 Flea Market Flip 12:15 Infomercials

Sunday

12:30 Bloom MVLC 0 1:20 Nashville M 3 0 3:05 Infomercials 5:30 Religious Programming

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Sunday

12:55 Four Weddings USA PG 3 0 2:25 The 100 PGV 3 0 3:10 Ambulance Australia – Ultimate Emergencies PG 3 0 4:25 2 Tunes 4:35 Fresh PG 3 0 5am Religious Programming

SKY 5

6am Infomercials 10am Million Dollar Listing NY PG 3 10:55 Million Dollar Listing NY PG 3 11:50 The Circus PGL 3 12:20 The Circus PGL 3 12:45 Southern Charm PGL 3 1:40 Southern Charm PGC 3 2:35 Tiny House Nation PG 3 3:35 Hoarders PG 3 4:35 Ghost Hunters PGC 3 5:35 Bar Rescue PGLC 3 6:30 Undercover Boss PG 7:30 Botched PGC 3 A nasal spray addict wants Paul to fix her nose; a woman with deflated breasts comes to Terry for help; the doctors meet the world’s most identical twins. 8:30 The Real Housewives of Miami M Julia aims to resolve her birthday drama; Nicole contemplates rebuilding a relationship with her dad; Alexia’s fiance and son go head-to-head. 9:30 Embarrassing Bodies MSC 3 10:30 Buried In The Backyard MVC 3 11:25 Snapped MVC 3

Sunday

12:20 Infomercials 2:40 Infomercials 5am Top Chef PG 3

6am Growing Dope MLC 6:30 A1 – Highway Patrol MVLC 7:30 Traffic Cops PGVC 8:30 RBT MC 9am South Beach Tow 16VLC 9:30 South Beach Tow 16VLC 10am Pawn Stars PGL 11am NXT PGV Noon SmackDown MVC 2:05 South Beach Tow 16VLC 2:35 South Beach Tow 16VLC 3:05 Mighty Machines PGL 3:35 Mighty Machines PG 4:05 Traffic Cops PGVC 5pm A1 – Highway Patrol MVLC 6pm Tough as Nails PG 7pm RBT MC 7:30 Pawn Stars PGL 8:30 Border Security – Canada’s Frontline M 9pm South Beach Tow 16VLC 9:30 South Beach Tow 16VLC 10pm Growing Dope MLC 10:30 RBT MC 11pm Border Security – Australia’s Frontline M 11:30 Traffic Cops PGVC

Sunday

12:20 Tough as Nails PG 1:20 RBT MC 1:50 Pawn Stars PGL 2:50 Border Security – Canada’s Frontline M 3:20 NXT PGV 4:05 South Beach Tow 16VLC 4:35 South Beach Tow 16VLC 5:05 Growing Dope MLC 5:35 Border Security – Canada’s Frontline M

Sunday

12:50 Infomercials 5am Life TV PG 5:30 Charles Stanley PG

MOVIES PREMIERE

MOVIES GREAtS

6:55 Kimi 16VLSC 2022 Thriller. Zoe Kravitz, Rita Wilson. 8:23 Six Minutes to Midnight MV 2021 Drama. Eddie Izzard, Judi Dench. 10am Never Back Down – Revolt 16V 2021 Action. Olivia Popica, Michael Bisping. 11:30 The Craft – Legacy MC 2020 Drama. Cailee Spaeny, Gideon Adlon. 1:05 Honest Thief MVL 2020 Action. Liam Neeson, Kate Walsh. 2:45 Fatale 16VLS 2020 Thriller. 4:25 Dawn Raid ML 2020 Documentary. 6:05 The Glorias MLSC 2020 Drama. Julianne Moore, Alicia Vikander. 8:30 The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard 16VLS 2021 Action. A bodyguard and a hitman embark on a life-threatening mission – protecting the hitman’s con artist wife. Ryan Reynolds, Samuel L Jackson. 10:25 Reminiscence MVC 2021 Sci-fi. Nick Bannister, a private investigator of the mind, navigates the past to help his clients access lost memories. Hugh Jackman, Rebecca Ferguson.

7:20 La La Land ML 2016 Musical Comedy. Emma Stone, Ryan Gosling. 9:25 Hacksaw Ridge 16VC 2016 Drama. Andrew Garfield, Sam Worthington. 11:45 Love and Mercy MLC 2014 Drama. John Cusack, Elizabeth Banks. 1:45 The Hateful Eight 18VLSC 2016 Western. Samuel L Jackson, Kurt Russell, Jennifer Jason Leigh. 4:30 Message in a Bottle PGS 1998 Romantic Drama. 6:40 Monster’s Ball 16VLS 2001 Drama. Halle Berry, Billy Bob Thornton. 8:30 Les Miserables MVS 2012 Musical Drama. In politically fraught 19th-century France, a convict jailed for a petty crime leaves prison to find a new life, but is pursued by the obsessive policeman who arrested him. Hugh Jackman, Russell Crowe, Anne Hathaway, Amanda Seyfried. 11:10 Assault on Precinct 13 16VL 2005 Action. Ethan Hawke, Laurence Fishburne.

12:20 Four Good Days MVLSC 2019 Drama. 2am Summerland PGC 2020 Drama. 3:40 In the Heights PGL 2021 Musical.

1am The Nice Guys 16VLSC 2016 Action Comedy. 3am Jane Eyre MC 2011 Drama. 5am Conspiracy Theory MV 1997 Thriller.

Sunday

SKY SPORt 1 7am UFC on Sky 7:30 Rugby League – State of Origin Game One – NSW v Queensland. 9:30 Super Rugby Pacific Semi-final One – Crusaders v Chiefs. 11:30 Cricket – IPL Final – Gujarat Titans v Rajasthan Royals. Noon L First XV Rugby Rangitoto College v Takapuna Grammar. 1:45 Netball – ANZ Premiership Elimination Final – Stars v Mystics. 2pm Super Rugby Pacific Semi-final One – Crusaders v Chiefs. 4pm Netball – ANZ Premiership Elimination Final – Stars v Mystics. 5:30 UFC on Sky 6pm Super Rugby Pacific Semi-final One – Crusaders v Chiefs. 6:30 L Super Rugby Pacific Semi-final Two – Blues v Brumbies. 9:30 Currie Cup Pumas v Griquas. 11:30 Netball – ANZ Premiership Elimination Final – Stars v Mystics. 11:50 Super Rugby Pacific Semi-final One – Crusaders v Chiefs.

Sunday

12:20 L Gallagher Premiership Semi-final One – Teams TBC. 2:30 Rugby Heaven 3:20 L Gallagher Premiership Semi-final One – Teams TBC. 5:30 Super Rugby Pacific

6:30 Pipi Ma 3 6:40 Purakau 3 6:50 Taki Atu Taki Mai 3 7am Tamariki Haka 3 7:10 Smooth 3 7:20 Te Nutube 3 7:30 Kia Mau 3 7:40 Cube 3 7:50 Paia 3 8am Polyfest 3 8:30 Pukana 3 9:30 Korero Mai 3 10:30 Ako 3 2 11am Haka Ngahau a-Rohe 3 Noon Te Whare Rakau 3 12:30 Ariki 3 1pm Whakatauki 3 1:30 Karanga – The First Voice 3 2pm Whaikorero 3 2:30 Iwi Anthems 3 3pm Intrepid Journeys PG 3 4pm Marae DIY 3 5pm Kai Safari 3 5:30 Shear Bro 3 6pm Skindigenous 3 In Los Angeles, the Spiritual Journey Tattoo shop specialises in Filipino tribal designs. 6:30 My Party Song 3 The Modern Maori Quartet and their guests sing some of the greatest party songs. 7pm M Barnyard 3 2006 Animated. While the farmer is away, Otis the cow finds the courage to be a leader. Kevin James, Courteney Cox, Danny Glover. 8:40 M The Patience Stone MLCS 3 2012 Drama. After a comatose Jihadi is abandoned by his comrades, his wife decides to say things to him she could never have done before. Golshifteh Farahani, Hamid Djavadan. 10:30 Taringa 3 A bilingual podcast to invigorate, inspire, and normalise the use of te reo Maori. 11:30 Closedown

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6am Qi MS 6:35 Qi PG 7:10 Would I Lie to You? PG 7:45 Would I Lie to You? PG 8:20 Would I Lie to You? PG 8:55 The Bill MVC 9:45 The Bill MVC 10:35 The Bill MVC 11:25 The Bill MVC 12:15 The Bill MVC 1:05 Casualty PG 1:50 Doc Martin MLC 2:40 Holby City PG 3:45 Grantchester MVC 4:35 Grantchester MLC 5:25 Call the Midwife PG 6:30 Sister Boniface Mysteries PG 7:20 Midsomer Murders – 20th Anniversary MVL 8:30 Midsomer Murders MVC It appears that someone is using ancient torture methods to punish sinners, inspired by a medieval fresco. 10:20 All Round to Mrs Brown’s MLS 11:15 Who Do You Think You Are? PG Ruth Jones.

6:05 How It’s Made PG 6:30 How Do They Do It? PG 6:55 Undercover Billionaire PG 7:45 Outback Opal Hunters PG 8:35 Outback Opal Hunters PG 9:25 Outback Opal Hunters PG 10:20 Outback Opal Hunters PG 11:15 Outback Opal Hunters PG Last Chance. 12:10 Bering Sea Gold MLC Pain in the Ice. 1:05 Deadliest Catch – Bloodline MLC 2pm Gold Rush – White Water MLC 2:55 Aussie Gold Hunters PG 3:50 Nostradamus – End of Days MLC 4:45 Nostradamus – End of Days MLC 5:40 Bering Sea Gold MLC 6:35 Bering Sea Gold MLC 7:30 Maine Cabin Masters PG 8:30 Homestead Rescue PG 9:30 Moonshiners – Master Distiller MLC 10:30 Nostradamus – End of Days MLC 11:25 Nasa’s Unexplained Files PG

12:20 Who Do You Think You Are? PG 1:20 Who Do You Think You Are? PG 2:25 Who Do You Think You Are? PG 3:25 Who Do You Think You Are? PG 4:30 Good Karma Hospital MC 5:20 Traces MLC

12:15 How Do They Do It? PG 12:40 How Do They Do It? PG 1:05 Rob Riggle – Global Investigator MLC 1:55 Outback Opal Hunters PG 2:45 Blowing Up History PG 3:35 Blowing Up History PG 4:25 Blowing Up History PG 5:15 Blowing Up History PG

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MasterChef NZ, at 7pm

The Cleaning Lady, at 8:30pm

Money For Nothing, at 6pm

6am Attitude 3 0 6:25 Paddington Station PG 3 0 7:15 Tagata Pasifika 3 7:40 Praise Be 3 0 8:10 Secret Scotland 3 0 9am Q+A with Jack Tame 0 10am Waka Huia PG 10:30 Marae 2 11am The Great British Sewing Bee 0 Noon Attitude 0 12:30 Fair Go 3 0 1pm Sunday 3 0 2pm Space Invaders 3 0 3pm Sarah Beeny’s New Life in the Country 0 4pm Susan Calman’s Grand Day Out 0 5pm The Chase 0 6pm 1 News at 6pm 0 7pm Country Calendar 0 7:30 Sunday A weekly in-depth current affairs show, hosted by Miriama Kamo. 0 8:30 Elon Musk’s Crash Course ML An investigation into Elon Musk’s pursuit of self-driving technology. Tesla has not acknowledged numerous deaths and accidents. 0 10pm Mrs Brown’s Boys Special – Mammy’s Mickey 16L 3 The New Year is all about reconciliation and fresh starts in the Brown household but not everyone seems to have got the message. 0 10:35 Line of Duty 16VLC 0 11:45 Clarice 16C 0 12:30 Infomercials 3

6am Kangaroo Beach 3 0 6:10 Bluey 3 0 6:40 Masha and the Bear 3 0 6:50 Care Bears – Unlock the Magic 3 0 7:15 Thomas Edison’s Secret Lab 3 0 7:25 Ben 10 PG 3 0 7:40 Wacky Races 0 8:05 SpongeBob SquarePants 3 0 8:30 What Now? 9:30 Home and Away Omnibus 3 0 11:25 Shortland Street Omnibus PG 3 0 1:55 Bob Hearts Abishola PG 0 2:25 Call Me Kat PG 0 2:55 Fantasy Island PG 0 3:50 M The Water Horse PG 2007 Adventure. Emily Watson, Ben Chaplin, Alex Etel. 0 6pm Eden – Untamed Planet The Namib Desert is one of the most diverse, experiencing 50-degree temperatures and just half a millimetre of rainfall, annually. 0 7pm N MasterChef Australia – Fans v Faves Twelve popular past contestants and 12 emerging home cooks enter the kitchen. 0 8:50 M Fast and Furious 6 MV 2013 Action. Hobbs has Dom and Brian reassemble their crew to take down a mastermind who commands an organisation of mercenary drivers. Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Dwayne Johnson. 0 11:10 F Why Women Kill MVC 0

6am Life TV PG 6:30 Turning Point PG 7am Charles Stanley PG 8am Life TV PG 8:30 Turning Point PG 9am Extreme Couponing PG 3 9:25 The Hui 3 0 9:55 Newshub Nation 3 0 10:55 Nature’s Strangest Mysteries – Solved PG 3 0 11:15 Dr Dee – Alaska Vet PG Noon Extinct or Alive PG 1pm Motorsport – Muscle Garage 1:30 Motorsport – British Touring Cars Champs Races Seven, Eight, Nine. 2:30 Motorsport – New Zealand Rally Championship Round Two. 3:45 Motorsport – MotoGP 5pm The Fishing Show 3 0 6pm Newshub Live at 6pm 7pm MasterChef NZ PG The toughest team challenge yet. Cooking a three course meal for Air New Zealand. 0 8:30 M The Expendables 16 2010 Action. A team of mercenaries goes to South America to overthrow a dictator. Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham. 0 10:30 9-1-1 – Lonestar M 3 A ride-share trip goes awry and a memorial service takes a turn for the worse. Marjan and the crew help Mateo try to pass his written exams. 0 11:25 Haunted Towns M

6am We Bare Bears PG 3 0 6:35 Monster Beach PG 3 0 6:45 Ben 10 PG 3 0 7am Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3 0 7:30 Religious Programming 10am Antiques Roadshow 3 0 11am NXT PGV 3 Noon L UFC 275 – Prelims 2pm Grass Roots Rugby 3pm Judge Judy PG 3:30 L Netball – ANZ Premiership Final. 5:30 Prime News 6pm Best of American Pickers PGC 3 7pm Storage Wars PGL 0 7:30 Outback Truckers PGL Russell McDonough hauls a mobile building down a load-destroying track; Jacko rushes a monster load and a worried passenger to the next big show. 0 8:30 The Cleaning Lady 16VLC Facing a heartbreaking setback, Thony takes matters into her own hands; Garrett makes a risky demand of Thony. 0 9:30 Yellowstone 16VLSC Jamie makes a drastic move to protect the ranch; Jimmy takes a shot at a bull riding competition. 0 10:30 Rugby League – NRL (DLY) Warriors v Sharks. From Moreton Daily Stadium, Redcliffe.

6am Key of David PG 6:30 Through the Bible with Les Feldick PG 7am Leading the Way PG 7:30 Little Giants PG 8am Little Giants PG 8:25 Valerie’s Home Cooking 8:50 The Best Thing I Ever Ate 9:15 The Best Thing I Ever Ate 9:40 Mysteries at the Museum PG 10:25 Money for Nothing 11:10 Restored Noon Winner Cake All 1pm Martha Knows Best PG 1:30 Who Wants to be a Millionaire? UK 2:30 My Lottery Dream Home International 3pm Dr Jeff Rocky Mountain Vet PG 4pm Bake Off – The Professionals PG 5pm Mysteries at the Museum PG 6pm Money for Nothing Woodworking duo, Josh and Oli, get creative with a set of discarded drawers; Sarah tries to add value to an old accordion case. 7pm Billy Buys Brooklyn PG 7:30 The Weakest Link UK PG 8:30 M Death Defying Acts PG 2007 Drama. On a tour of Britain in 1926, Harry Houdini enters into a passionate affair with a psychic out to con the famous magician. Catherine Zeta-Jones, Guy Pearce. 10:30 Forged in Fire PG 11:30 Flea Market Flip Midnight Infomercials

BRAVO 6am Top Chef PG 3 6:45 Top Chef PG 3 7:35 Top Chef PG 3 8:20 Top Chef PG 3 9:10 Million Dollar Listing LA PG 3 10am Million Dollar Listing LA PG 3 10:50 Botched PGC 3 11:40 Hoarders PG 3 12:30 Undercover Boss PG 3 1:30 Dog Rescuers PG 3 2:30 Rich Kids Go Skint PG 3 3:30 Million Dollar Listing NY PG 3 4:30 Million Dollar Listing NY PG 3 5:30 Million Dollar Listing NY PG 3 6:30 Tiny House Nation PG 7:30 M Housesitter PGL 3 1992 Comedy. Con artist Gwen moves into Newton’s empty home without his knowledge and begins setting up house, posing as his new wife. Goldie Hawn, Steve Martin. 9:40 M Beautiful and Twisted 16V 3 2015 Crime. Following the murder of hotel heir Ben Novack Jr, police focus their investigation on his wife, Narcy. Rob Lowe, Paz Vega, Candice Bergen. 11:30 Embarrassing Bodies MSC 3 12:25 Infomercials

Monday

12:10 Dahmer on Dahmer – A Serial Killer Speaks MVSC 0 1am The Disappearance of Crystal Rogers M 0 1:40 In Ice Cold Blood 16VSC 0 2:25 2 Tunes 2:30 Undercover Girlfriends ML 3 0 4:05 Infomercials 4:30 Religious Programming 5am Infomercials

SKY 5 6am Traffic Cops PGVC 7am FBI MV 7:55 NXT PGV 8:50 Border Security – Australia’s Frontline M 9:15 Ax Men ML 10:05 Pawn Stars PGL 11am NCIS – New Orleans MV Noon FBI MV 1pm Tough as Nails PG 2pm Raw MVC 4:45 NXT PGV 5:45 SmackDown MVC 7:30 FBI MV After the police ignore a father’s plea for help, he abducts a billionaire’s daughter and holds her hostage until his own missing child is found. 8:30 NCIS – New Orleans MV 9:30 Seal Team MVC Tensions boil over when Bravo members disagree while training for a mission; Jason must select a new SEAL candidate to join the team. 10:30 Chucky M 11:25 Ax Men ML

Monday

12:15 SmackDown MVC 2am FBI MV 3am Chucky M 4am NCIS – New Orleans MV 5am Seal Team MVC

Monday

12:25 Infomercials 5:30 AM Early

Monday

12:30 SmackDown MVC 1:30 Infomercials

MOVIES PREMIERE

MOVIES GREAtS

6am The Nest 16L 2020 Drama. Jude Law, Carrie Coon. 7:45 Military Wives MLS 2019 Comedy. 9:35 Judas and the Black Messiah 16VL 2021 Drama. 11:40 Voyagers 16V 2021 Adventure. 1:30 Words on Bathroom Walls MLC 2020 Drama. 3:20 A Quiet Place Part II MVC 2021 Thriller. 5pm The Marksman MVL 2021 Action. 6:50 Georgetown 16LC 2021 Crime. Christoph Waltz, Vanessa Redgrave. 8:30 No Sudden Move 16VL 2021 Thriller. A group of criminals are brought together for a seemingly simple job. When the plan goes sideways, they must uncover what is really going on. Don Cheadle, Benicio Del Toro. 10:25 Bellbird ML 2019 Comedy. A rural community rallies around a recently widowed farmer to help him cope with his grief. Marshall Napier, Cohen Holloway.

7:15 Interstellar ML 2014 Sci-fi. Matthew McConaughey, Anne Hathaway. 10am Inside Man MVL 2006 Crime. Denzel Washington, Clive Owen, Jodie Foster. 12:10 Eat Pray Love ML 2010 Romantic Drama. Julia Roberts. 2:30 My Best Friend’s Wedding ML 1997 Romantic Comedy. 4:15 In Time MVLC 2011 Scifi. 6:05 Inception MV 2010 Action. Leonardo DiCaprio, Ellen Page. 8:30 Arrival ML 2016 Drama. When giant spaceships land on Earth, a linguist is called in to interpret the intentions of the aliens and stop a global war breaking out. Amy Adams, Jeremy Renner, Forest Whitaker. 10:30 Snowpiercer 16V 2013 Sci-fi Action. In a future where a failed climate-change experiment kills all life on Earth except for a few who board a train that travels around the world, a class system emerges. Chris Evans, Jamie Bell, Tilda Swinton.

Monday

Midnight Dreamland 16VLS 2020 Drama. 1:40 City of Lies 16VLSC 2018 Drama. 3:30 French Exit MLS 2021 Comedy. 5:20 2 Hearts MLS 2020 Drama.

Monday

12:35 Now You See Me MVLS 2013 Thriller. 2:30 Now You See Me 2 MV 2016 Thriller. 4:40 Requiem for a Dream 18LSC 2000 Drama.

SKY SPORt 1

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6:10 Traces MLC 7am Fawlty Towers PG 7:40 Holby City PG 8:40 EastEnders PG 9:10 EastEnders PG 9:40 EastEnders PG 10:10 EastEnders PG 10:40 EastEnders PG 11:10 The Graham Norton Show MLS 12:05 Dragons’ Den PG 1:10 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown MLS 1:55 Midsomer Murders MVC 3:40 Hotel Portofino PG 4:40 Professor T M 5:35 Heartbeat MVC 6:30 Call the Midwife MC 7:35 Doc Martin MLC The Doc’s practice is officially open, but the former GP allowed his patients to treat the surgery as a cafe to share their ailments. 8:30 Who Do You Think You Are? Australia PG Denise Drysdale. 9:30 Grantchester MVC 10:20 Grantchester MVC 11:10 The Vicar of Dibley PG 11:55 Doc Martin MLC

6:05 How It’s Made PG 6:30 How Do They Do It? PG 6:55 Mysteries at the Museum PG 7:45 Rob Riggle – Global Investigator MLC 8:35 Deadliest Catch – Bloodline MLC Ohana. 9:25 Bering Sea Gold MLC 10:20 Mystery at Blind Frog Ranch PG 11:15 Gold Rush – White Water MLC Fresh Blood. 12:10 Aussie Gold Hunters PG 1:05 Undercover Billionaire PG Start Up or Die Trying. 2pm Deadliest Catch MLC Arctic Hurricane. 2:55 Deadliest Catch MLC Clash of Kings. 3:50 Deadliest Catch MLC Becoming Captain. 4:45 Deadliest Catch MLC Purgatory. 5:40 Deadliest Catch MLC Winter’s Curse. 6:35 Deadliest Catch MLC Blackout. 7:30 Aussie Gold Hunters PG 8:30 Naked and Afraid – Alone MLC All Star-Specials, Luke’s Journey. 10:20 Naked and Afraid – Alone MLC Man Up or Bow Out. 11:25 Bering Sea Gold MLC

12:30 L Tennis – ATP 250 Libema Open – Final. 2:30 Rugby Nation 3am L Gallagher Premiership Semi-final Two – Teams TBC. 5am Super Rugby Pacific

12:45 Who Do You Think You Are? Australia PG 1:45 Grantchester MVC 2:35 Grantchester MVC 3:25 Traces MLC 4:20 Traces MLC 5:10 Traces MLC

12:15 How Do They Do It? PG 12:40 How Do They Do It? PG 1:05 Mystery at Blind Frog Ranch PG 1:55 Outback Opal Hunters PG 2:45 Naked and Afraid MLC 4:25 Naked and Afraid MLC

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6am Super Rugby Pacific Semi-final Two – Blues v Brumbies. 6:30 French Top 14 Highlights 7am L French Top 14 Semi-final – First Qualifier. 9:05 Super Rugby Pacific Semi-final Two – Blues v Brumbies. 11:05 Super Rugby Pacific Semi-final One – Crusaders v Chiefs. 11:30 Gallagher Premiership Semi-final One – Teams TBC. 1:30 Super Rugby Pacific Semi-final Two – Teams TBC. 2pm Netball – ANZ Premiership Elimination Final – Stars v Mystics. 3:30 L Netball – ANZ Premiership Premiership Final – Pulse v TBC. 6pm First XV Rugby Rangitoto College v Takapuna Grammar. 6:30 Super Rugby Pacific Semi-final One – Crusaders v Chiefs. 7pm Super Rugby Pacific Semi-final Two – Blues v Brumbies. 7:30 The Breakdown 8:30 Rugby Nation 9pm Netball – ANZ Premiership 11pm Tennis – ATP 250

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Bradley And Barney Walsh – Breaking Dad, at 8pm

MasterChef Australia – Fans v Faves, at 7:30pm

Cradles For Cash, at 1pm

Terminator 2 – Judgement Day, at 9:30pm

High Arctic Haulers, at 9:30pm

6am Breakfast 0 9am Lingo 0 10am Tipping Point 3 0 11am The Chase 0 Noon 1 News at Midday 0 12:30 Emmerdale PG 0 1:30 Country Calendar 3 0 2pm Ready Steady Cook 0 3pm Tipping Point 3 0 4pm Te Karere 2 4:30 Neighbours PG 0 5pm The Chase 0 6pm 1 News at 6pm 0 7pm Seven Sharp 0 7:30 Fair Go Pippa Wetzell and Hadyn Jones present a show that advocates for consumer rights. 0 8pm F Bradley and Barney Walsh – Breaking Dad In the final leg of the journey, Brad and Barney are in Norway. They try out the Olympic bobsleigh track at Lillehammer. 0 8:30 Gordon, Gino and Fred’s Road Trip 16L 3 The three amigos go gambling, fishing and drinking in Las Vegas. 0 9:30 20/20 An update of international current affairs. 0 10:30 1 News Tonight 0 11pm Shortland Street PG 3 0 11:30 Ambulance – Code Red M 0

6am Les Mills Born to Move 0 6:25 Children’s Programmes 0 9am Infomercials 9:30 Les Mills BodyBalance 0 10am Home and Away PG 3 0 10:30 Shortland Street PG 3 0 11am The Mindy Project PGC 3 0 11:30 Charmed PG 0 12:30 Heroes PG 0 1:20 The Drew Barrymore Show PG 0 2:10 Superstore PG 0 2:35 Sabrina the Teenage Witch 0 3:30 The Feed 5pm The Simpsons PG 3 0 5:30 Friends 3 0 6pm The Simpsons PG 0 6:30 Home and Away PG 0 7pm Shortland Street PG 0 7:30 MasterChef Australia – Fans v Faves PG In a massive service challenge, it is the ultimate three course battle. 0 9:05 The Man With a Penis on His Arm 16 Three men with new or replacement penises tell their story. 0 10:05 Motorway Patrol M 3 0 10:30 Two and a Half Men M 3 Alan plays nursemaid to Judith’s baby and her tipsy mother; Jake blackmails Charlie with an incriminating photo. 0 11:25 2 Broke Girls PGS 3 0

6am AM 9am Infomercials 10:30 Gold Rush PG 3 0 11:30 Newshub Live at 11:30am Noon Ready to Love M 1pm M Cradles for Cash PG 2019 Drama. When a woman’s newborn baby is stolen from the hospital where she works, she teams up with another victim of baby abduction to get her child back from a black-market adoption ring. Adrienne Frantz, Christy Carlson Romano. 0 3pm Cutthroat Kitchen PG 0 4pm Room Crashers 0 4:30 Newshub Live at 4:30pm 5pm Gold Rush PG 0 6pm Newshub Live at 6pm 7pm The Project 7:30 MasterChef NZ PG Nine cooks face a Mystery Box Challenge set by judge Michael P Dearth. 0 8:30 9-1-1 M The 118 race to rescue a man who claims he was carjacked, shot and buried alive; Hen receives a visit from the past; Athena and family are concerned that Harry is still haunted by visions of Jeffrey. 0 9:25 9-1-1 – Lonestar M The tensions between police and fire rescue mount, so they battle it out on the softball field. 0 10:25 Newshub Late 10:55 Hawaii Five-0 M 3 0 11:55 Infomercials 5:30 AM Early

8am Henry Danger PGV 0 8:25 The Loud House 0 8:50 The Moe Show 3 0 9am Wheel of Fortune 3 9:30 Evil MVC 3 0 10:30 F Big Love MSC 0 11:35 Royal Pains MVC 0 12:30 Whose Line is It Anyway? PGC 3 0 1pm House MVSC 0 2pm The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 3 3pm Wheel of Fortune 3:30 Jeopardy 4pm Pawn Stars PGC 3 5pm Tagata Pasifika 5:30 Prime News 6pm Rugby Nation 6:30 Storage Wars PGL 3 0 7pm Pawn Stars PGC 3 0 7:30 American Pickers PGC Mike and Jersey Jon scour a family stockpile in Connecticut; Danielle and Robbie uncover an ultra-rare Beatles memento. 8:30 The Crowd Goes Wild 9:30 M Terminator 2 – Judgement Day MVL 3 1991 Action. A reprogrammed cyborg must protect a young John Connor, the future leader of the human resistance, from a more advanced model. Arnold Schwarzenegger, Linda Hamilton. 0

6am Dr Jeff Rocky Mountain Vet PG 7am The Pioneer Woman 7:30 Valerie’s Home Cooking 8am Bake Off – The Professionals PG 9am Mysteries at the Museum PG 10am Money for Nothing 11am Restored Noon Escape to the Chateau – Make Do and Mend PG 1pm American Restoration 1:30 Billy Buys Brooklyn PG 2pm The Weakest Link UK PG 3pm My Cat from Hell PG 4pm Giada Entertains 4:30 Gino’s Italian Escape 5pm Mysteries at the Museum PG 6pm Money for Nothing 7pm Tough Love with Hilary Farr 8pm Newshub Live at 8pm 8:30 Dream Builds on Wheels A couple have quit their jobs and sold their home to build a dream campervan; Jimmy works on a driver’s cabin for his fire engine conversion. 9:30 High Arctic Haulers PG The Sedna races to deliver a craft brewery to Baffin Island; Grise Fjord bets big on the Sealift. 10:30 Tough Love with Hilary Farr A couple tasks Hilary with opening up their dated kitchen and finding space to make a bedroom suite for her mother. 11:30 Flea Market Flip Midnight Infomercials

Tuesday

12:30 Q+A with Jack Tame 3 0 1:30 Te Karere 3 2 2am Infomercials 5:30 Te Karere 3 2

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12:20 Batwoman MV 0 1:05 Emmerdale PG 3 0 1:55 Infomercials 2:55 MasterChef Australia 3 0 3:50 Heroes MC 3 0 4:35 Neighbours 3 0 5am Infomercials 5:30 Religious Programming

SKY 5

6am Infomercials 10am Hoarders PG 3 10:55 Bar Rescue PGLC 3 11:50 Killer Couples MVC 3 12:45 Buried In The Backyard MVC 3 1:40 The Real Housewives of New York City M 3 2:40 Hoarders PG 3 3:35 Top Chef PG 4:35 Shark Tank PG 3 5:30 Million Dollar Listing NY PG 3 6:30 Bar Rescue PGLC 7:30 Snapped MVC A doctor is beaten and drowned at his own home. The investigation is muddied by lies, suspects on the run, and an international manhunt. 8:30 The Real Murders of Orange Country MVC The future of a rising young athlete is cut short when he is found shot dead on a desolate road. 9:30 Buried In The Backyard MVC An investigation that leads police through bizarre family ties, a love triangle and an unthinkable murder plot. 10:30 Killer Couples MVC 3 11:20 Buried In The Backyard MVC 3 12:10 Infomercials

6am Jeopardy! 6:25 Wheel of Fortune 6:45 Pawn Stars PG 7:10 Pawn Stars PG 7:35 Ax Men ML 8:20 Border Security M 8:50 Storage Wars PGC 9:15 Storage Wars PGC 9:40 The Mentalist MVC 10:30 Fringe 16V 11:30 Pawn Stars PGL Noon Jeopardy! 12:25 Wheel of Fortune 12:50 Chucky M 1:40 Seal Team MVC 2:30 The Mentalist MVC 3:20 Ax Men ML 4:10 Jeopardy! 4:35 Wheel of Fortune 5pm Pawn Stars PG 5:30 Pawn Stars PG 6pm Storage Wars PGC 6:30 Storage Wars PGC 7pm Border Security M 7:30 The Mentalist MVC 8:30 Kalgoorlie Cops MC 9pm Hardcore Pawn Chicago PGL 9:30 Call the Bailiffs MLC 10:30 Fringe 16V 11:30 Ax Men ML

Tuesday

12:30 Wheel of Fortune 12:55 Jeopardy! 1:20 Border Security M 1:50 Call the Bailiffs MLC 2:40 Hardcore Pawn Chicago PGL 3:05 Kalgoorlie Cops MC 3:30 Storage Wars PGC 3:55 Storage Wars PGC 4:20 Fringe 16V 5:10 The Mentalist MVC

Tuesday

12:20 The Late Show with Stephen Colbert PG 1:20 Closedown 1:30 Infomercials

MOVIES PREMIERE

MOVIES GREAtS

7am Strange but True MLC 2019 Thriller. Margaret Qualley, Nick Robinson. 8:35 Dreamland 16VLS 2020 Drama. Margot Robbie, Finn Cole. 10:15 All My Life ML 2020 Drama. Harry Shum jr, Jessica Rothe. 11:50 Separation MVLC 2020 Horror. Violet McGraw, Rupert Friend. 1:40 Don’t Breathe 2 16VLC 2021 Horror. Stephen Lang, Madelyn Grace. 3:20 Antebellum 16VL 2020 Thriller. Janelle Monae, Jena Malone. 5:05 The Conjuring 3 – The Devil Made Me Do It 16VC 2021 Horror. Patrick Wilson, Vera Farmiga. 6:55 Nobody 16V 2021 Action. Bob Odenkirk, Connie Nielsen. 8:30 F9 – The Fast Saga MV 2021 Action. Dom must confront the sins of his past to save those he loves from an assassin and a highperformance driver. Vin Diesel, Michelle Rodriguez. 10:55 Joe Bell MVLSC 2020 Drama. Mark Wahlberg, Connie Britton.

6:20 Lord of War 16VLS 2005 Crime. Nicolas Cage, Jared Leto, Ethan Hawke. 8:20 Mahana MSC 2016 Drama. Temuera Morrison, Akuhata Keefe, Nancy Brunning. 10am I Am Legend MV 2007 Drama. Will Smith, Alice Braga. 11:40 Ali MVL 2001 Drama. Jon Voigt, Will Smith. 2:15 Assault on Precinct 13 16VL 2005 Action. Ethan Hawke, Laurence Fishburne. 4:05 Brokeback Mountain MVLS 2004 Drama. Heath Ledger, Jake Gyllenhaal. 6:20 Pacific Rim MV 2013 Scifi. Charlie Hunnam, Idris Elba. 8:30 Hulk MV 2003 Adventure. A research scientist turns into a powerful green monster when his emotions get the better of him. Eric Bana, Jennifer Connelly, Nick Nolte. 10:50 The Water Diviner MV 2014 Drama. Russell Crowe, Olga Kurylenko.

Tuesday

12:30 Rams PGVL 2020 Drama. 2:30 The Silencing MVLSC 2020 Action. 4:05 Six Minutes to Midnight MV 2021 Drama. 5:45 The Craft – Legacy MC 2020 Drama.

Tuesday

12:45 Love and Mercy MLC 2014 Drama. John Cusack, Elizabeth Banks. 2:45 The Tourist MVL 2010 Drama. Johnny Depp, Angelina Jolie. 4:30 Saw 18V 2004 Horror. Cary Elwes, Danny Glover.

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7am L French Top 14 Semi-final – Qualifier Two. 9:05 Super Rugby Pacific Semi-final Two – Blues v Brumbies. 9:20 Netball – ANZ Premiership Premiership Final – Pulse v TBC. 11:20 First XV Rugby Rangitoto College v Takapuna Grammar. 1pm L First XV Rugby St Andrew’s College v Timaru Boys High. 2:45 Netball – ANZ Premiership Premiership Final – Pulse v TBC. 3pm French Top 14 Semi-final – Qualifier Two. 5pm Currie Cup Western Province v Sharks. 7pm Super Rugby Pacific Semi-final Two – Blues v Brumbies. 7:30 French Top 14 Highlights 8pm Super Rugby Pacific Semi-final One – Crusaders v Chiefs. 10pm Gallagher Premiership Semi-final Two – Teams TBC.

Tuesday

Midnight Currie Cup Cheetahs v Bulls. 2am Super Rugby Pacific Semi-final One – Crusaders v Chiefs. 2:30 Super Rugby Pacific 3am French Top 14 Highlights 3:30 Netball – ANZ Premiership 5:30 L Football – Fifa World Cup Qualifiers All Whites v Costa Rica.

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6:30 Pipi Ma 3 6:40 Purakau 3 6:50 N Tamaiti Tu Winter 7am Darwin and Newts 3 7:10 Tamariki Haka 3 7:20 Kids Kai Kart 3 7:30 Kia Mau 3 7:40 Cube 3 7:50 Huritua 3 8am N Pukana 8:30 Oranga Ngakau 3 9:30 Whanau Living 3 10am Marae Kai Masters 3 10:30 Toi Te Ora 3 11am M Searching For Winnietou 3 2018 Documentary. Noon Te Ao Tapatahi 12:30 Celebrity Playlist 3 1:05 Heritage Rescue 3 1:30 Ako 3 2 3:05 Pipi Ma 3 3:15 Purakau 3 3:25 Tamaiti Tu Winter 3 3:35 Darwin and Newts 3 3:45 Tamariki Haka 3 3:55 Kids Kai Kart 3 4:05 Kia Mau 3 4:15 Cube 3 4:25 Huritua 3 4:35 Pukana 3 5pm Paia 3 5:15 Haka Life 3 5:30 Polyfest 3 6pm Haka Ngahau a-Rohe – Te Tai Tokerau 6:30 Te Ao Marama 7pm Marae 2 7:30 Moko Moko is perceived as fashionable to some. A look at the right way for tauiwi to engage with moko. 8pm Te Ao with Moana A weekly current affairs show with Moana Maniapoto. 8:30 Kusama Infinity PG 3 10pm K’rd Chronicles PG 3 10:15 Te Ngakau Tapatahi 3 10:45 Loading Docs 2019 PG 3 11pm Te Ao Marama 11:30 Closedown

DIScOVERY

6am Would I Lie to You? PG 6:35 Qi M 7:10 EastEnders PG 7:40 The Bill MVC 8:30 A Touch of Frost MVC 10:20 Father Brown PG 11:10 Doc Martin M Noon Midsomer Murders MVC 1:35 The Bill MVC 2:25 Sanditon PG 3:25 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown MLS 4:20 The Graham Norton Show PG 5:15 Who Do You Think You Are? PG Joe Lycett. 6:20 Qi MLS 6:55 EastEnders PG 7:25 Qi PG 8pm Would I Lie to You? PG Comedy panel show where contestants bluff about their secrets. 8:35 We Hunt Together 16VLSC When former child soldier Baba rescues Freddy, something dark is ignited in them. 9:30 Hotel Portofino PG 10:30 The Singapore Grip MVLC 11:25 Midsomer Murders MVC

6:05 How It’s Made PG 6:30 How Do They Do It? PG 6:55 How the Universe Works PG 7:45 Guardians of the Glades MLC 8:35 Gold Rush – White Water MLC 9:25 Aussie Gold Hunters PG 10:20 Undercover Billionaire PG 11:15 Mega Shippers PG 12:10 How Do They Do It? PG 12:35 How It’s Made PG 1:05 Blowing Up History PG 2pm Naked and Afraid MLC Terror in Tanzania. 2:55 Alaskan Bush People MLC Return to the Wild. 3:50 Gold Rush MLC Parkers 21st. 4:45 Moonshiners MVL Backwoods Justice. 5:40 Outback Opal Hunters PG 6:35 Aussie Lobster Men PG 7:30 Sydney Harbour Force 8:30 Mega Shippers PG 9:30 Airplane Repo MLC Flying Blind. 10:30 Curse of the Bermuda Triangle PG Witchcraft in the Devils Triangle. 11:25 Naked and Afraid MLC Punishment in Panama.

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Puzzles and horoscopes Ashburton Guardian Tuesday, June 7, 2022

Simon Shuker’s Code-Cracker

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ACROSS 1. They let people look for oil and are made to meet half-way (11) 8. Secluded places one falls back to (8) 9. Having nothing on, the thought may be off-hand (4) 10. Where there are races, South Africa returns to lying situation (5) 13. Put out the hour to return (4) 16. Get bass, perhaps, to deal with rugby ball? (4) 17. Army doctor joins Sappers – with something else to come (4) 18. Dressing first of nudes to be in bed in France (4) 20. When to be aggressively male, lose nothing, and about right (5) 24. Profit by having a spirit around (4) 25. A deal of flatulence with the oboes and clarinets? (8) 26. Spelling ‘at home,’ is able to remove the top of Victoria (11) DOWN 2. It is sworn on as the ends are removed (4) 3. The mating-game shows he’s involved in curious extremes (5) 4. The otters are up, with no right to an aggressive tussle (3-2) 5. A wicked-o upset for the oil-supplier? (5) 6. Holy rooting about, in which flight patterns may be studied (11) 7. Pampers Dad around the East county, in short (7-4) 11. Assert one is held by a creature fast shut up (5) 12. Rome’s flower chewed up with some hesitation (5) 14. Wander about and gaze at nothing in the keeping of a Scotsman (4) 15. Was produced, naturally, having been carried, soundly (4) 19. It may provide the key-note to a gin-drinker (5) 21. Roughly an item in an evening of wrestling (5) 22. Younger son in training at RMA perhaps (5) 23. It’s weight that will almost put an end to you, nothing more (4)

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DOWN 1. Groom (5) 2. Resoluteness (13) 3. Annoys (9) 4. Provoked (6) 5. Local area network (abbr) (3) 6. Disposal of excess goods (9,4) 7. Bullfighter (7) 11. Economising (9) 12. Strongly dislikes (7) 14. Whiner (6) 17. Ales (5) 19. Pull a vehicle (3)

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ARIES (Mar 21-Apr 19): Some people need to be constantly entertained or they will leave. Let them. You don’t need the extra work of dancing for an unappreciative audience. Seek only relationships of mutual investment. TAURUS (Apr 20-May 20): The pot of gold is within your realm. To find this luck, venture out in an organised way. Start close to you, and then venture in ever-wider concentric circles. GEMINI (May 21-Jun 21): When people laugh at or with you, whether true friends, false friends or perfect strangers, it’s a sign you make an impact. You’re changing the airflow. Let them laugh for their own reasons. Know you’re alive. CANCER (Jun 22-Jul 22): The long story and the short story are the same, except one is way more boring. Ask for the short story or you’ll grow to resent the way some people can go on and on and on. LEO (Jul 23-Aug 22): You’ll be in the position to speak as an expert or tell a story. Your extemporaneous remarks will come off brilliantly. Little does your audience know that those are the ones you’ve rehearsed the most. VIRGO (Aug 23-Sep 22): The person who presents facts and lessons and the one who lived through them are not one and the same. Be careful not to project onto people qualities they do not possess. Take everything at face value. LIBRA (Sep 23-Oct 23): You want a person to take a step, so make it easy. First order of business, make sure there’s a step in front of them that is stable and situated in a position that would be right for the taking. SCORPIO (Oct 24-Nov 21): You don’t usually need as much attention as some around you. It’s one reason why you end up serving others more than you get served. It’s a good way to live, but be sure to take your turn receiving today. SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22-Dec 21): The task is more challenging than you thought it would be. Things have a way of very quickly becoming a mess. Fix it fast and completely now or you’ll be fixing it for a very long time. CAPRICORN (Dec 22-Jan 19): The motion picture director emphasises a detail of the scene, pulls the audience away from what is going to happen, interrupting suspicions and setting the stage for a surprise. Liars do it too. AQUARIUS (Jan 20-Feb 18): Space is the expression of the ultimate serenity. Give it to another. Make buffer zones around you. There is interest in overlapping and in space, divinity. PISCES (Feb 19-Mar 20): You are qualifying a certain scenario, checking if it meets your standards, seeing if it offers what you’re looking for. These are high-level decisions and as you make them, you’ll make destiny.

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Ashburton Guardian Tuesday, June 7, 2022

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All events are subject to change under Covid restrictions Every day

Mt Hutt Memorial Hall 10am, 160 Main Street, Methven. NZ Alpine and Agriculture Encounter, Art Gallery and Hall of Memories. Ashburton Aviation Musuem 1-3pm, Ashburton Airport, Seafield Road.

Weekdays

Mid Canterbury Connector Provides low-cost return trips to Ashburton, Mondays to Fridays, any time between 9am and 4.30pm. Ashburton Aviation Museum 1-3pm. Ashburton Airport, Seafield Road.

Mondays

St David’s Union Church 6am at 48 Allens Road, Allenton. Womens Circuit Training. Age Concern Ashburton Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday at 10am. Ashburton Community Walking Group Mondays and Fridays at 10.30am. Walnut Avenue Pavilion. Waireka Croquet Club Mahjong, 1pm, club rooms, Phillip Street, Ashburton. Mid Canterbury Linedancers Weekly beginner class 1pm-2pm, Easy intermediate & intermediate 2pm-4.30pm at the Tinwald Memorial Hall. Instructor Annette Fyfe. MSA Dance Section Monday 4.00pm to 6.00pm All Welcome at the MSA Havelock St .

Tuesdays Ashburton Menz Shed 9am-2pm at 8 William Street. St David’s Union Church Walking group meets outside the church at 9.30am, 48 Allens Road, Allenton. Age Concern Ashburton Steady as you Go Gentle Falls Prevention Exercises. All levels of ability are welcome. $2 per 1hr session. • Held at Methven All Saints Anglican Church Chapman St at 10.30am. • Rakaia St Andrews Presbyterian Church Bridge St at 1.00pm. • Hampstead Hakatere Church Rooms, Oxford St at 1.30pm. MSA Tai Chi Classes at 10.30am. Cost $3 per session at the MSA on Havelock Street. Justice of the Peace JP available for all signing services on Tuesdays and Fridays at 12pm-2pm. No appointment necessary. No fee. Community House, 44 Cass Street. Ashburton MSA Petanque Club Competition and social play, all welcome from 1pm at 115 Racecourse Road. R.S.A. Indoor Bowls Weekly social indoor bowls from 1.15pm at the RSA Linton Lounge on Cox Street. Pickleball Ashburton EA Networks Centre from 5-7pm. Paddles are provided. MSA indoor bowls At the MSA 7pm start. New members welcome

Mid Canterbury Badminton Club Badminton Club night from 7-9pm. All abilities welcome at EA Networks Centre.

Mid Canterbury Badminton Club. 9.30am-11am at the EA Networks Sports Centre.

Wednesdays

Fitz Kidz for pre-schoolers & caregivers 10am, St David’s Union Church, 48 Allens Road, Ashburton.

Ashburton Menz Shed 9am-2pm at 8 William Street.

MSA Tai Chi Classes at 10.30am. Cost $3 per session at the MSA on Havelock Street.

Ashburton Strollers Club Meeting at courthouse 8:30am.

Ashburton Ladies Friendship Club 9.45am, Sinclair Centre. Speeches, morning tea, every fourth Wednesday of the month. Wednesday Walk Group 9.30am. Meet on Walnut Avenue on the west side of the Ashburton College Auditorium entrance. Age Concern Ashburton Steady as you Go Gentle Falls Prevention Exercises. All levels of ability are welcome. $2 per 1hr session. • Held at Allenton St David’s Church, Allens Rd at 9.30am. • Held at Ashburton Buffalo Lodge Rooms, Cox St at 10.30am. • Held at Ashburton Buffalo Lodge Rooms, Cox St at 1.30pm. • Held at Staveley Community Hall at 2pm.

Age Concern Ashburton Steady as you Go Gentle Falls Prevention Exercises. All levels of ability are welcome. $2 per 1hr session. • Tinwald Holy Spirit Church, Thomson Street at 11am. • Ashburton St Stephen’s Church, Park Street at 1pm. • Ashburton Buffalo Lodge Rooms, Cox Street at 1pm. Waireka Croquet Club Mahjong, 1pm, club rooms, Phillip Street, Ashburton. Ashburton MSA Petanque Club From 1.30pm at 115 Racecourse Road, Ashburton.

Fridays

Pickleball Ashburton Every Wednesday from 9.30am - 11.30am at EA Networks Centre.

St David’s Union Church Women’s Circuit training in the hall at 6am, 48 Allens Road, Allenton.

St Stephen’s Anglican Church Holy Communion at 10am on Park Street.

Ashburton Community Walking Group Walking for about 30-40 minutes on Mondays and Fridays at 10.30am. Meet Walnut Avenue Pavilion.

Age Concern Ashburton Programme for the elderly runs Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday at 10am. Hip Hop for Seniors 10am-11am at the Ashburton Seniors Centre, 206 Cameron Street, Ashburton, $5. Waireka Croquet Club Euchre, 1.30pm, Philip Street, Ashburton. Ashburton open coffee mornings All are welcome at the Plunket rooms, 222 Cameron Street. 10.30am - 12 noon. MSA Tai Chi Class is at 10.30am. Cost $3 per session at the MSA on Havelock Street. Ashburton Woodworkers Clubrooms at Plains Museum site 1pm - 4pm. Device Drop-In Sessions Free Device Help Sessions at the Ashburton Public Library every Wednesday between 2pm and 4pm. Art Addicts Art Addicts (AA) is the Ashburton Art Gallery’s weekly art space for kids. Donations appreciated. 3 - 4.30pm. Mid Canterbury Linedancers Weekly beginner class 6.30pm-7.30pm, easy intermediate & intermediate 7.30pm-9pm at the Tinwald Memorial Hall.

Thursdays Ashburton Menz Shed 9am-2pm at 8 William Street. Age Concern Ashburton Ladies exercise class at 9.30am at the Ashburton Seniors Centre at 206 Cameron Street. Park Street Line Dancers 9.30am - 11am at St Stephen’s Parish Centre.

Meeting at courthouse 8:30am.

St Andrews Presbyterian Church 10am Morning Worship service led by the worship committee. All are welcome at the Sinclair Centre on Park Street. Grace Presbyterian Church 10am at 63 Princess Street. St David’s Union Church 9.30am at 48 Allens Road, Ashburton. Worship led by Rev Henry Mbambo. Hakatere Presbyterian Parish Morning Worship at 10am led by Rev. Johanna Warren. • •

1st and 3rd Sundays of the month at 65 Oxford Street 2nd and 4th Sundays of the month at 127 Thomson Street Tinwald

Pickleball Ashburton EA Networks Centre from 3-5pm. Paddles are provided.

Every Tues and Fri

Blacksmiths Open Tuesday and Friday 2-4pm. Admission is free but donations are welcome. St Stephen’s Anglican Church Evensong at 5pm Park Street.

Every Thurs and Sat

Ashburton Toy Library Open every Thursday and Saturday from 9.30am - 12.30pm, plus every alternate Tuesday afternoon 3.30pm-5pm at 106 Victoria Street.

Second Fri of every month

St Stephen’s Anglican Church Seniors Coffee Club, 2nd and 4th of the month at 10.30am, St Stephen’s Parish Centre, Park Street.

In Colour, art and craft club Bring along your art and craft projects to share with others over morning tea once a month. 10.30am - 12 noon.

Ashburton Justice of the Peace JP available for all signing services from 12-2pm. No appointment necessary. No fee. Community House. 44 Cass Street.

Second and fourth Friday of every month

Age Concern social group Seniors social group with speaker, entertainment, quiz, exercises and morning tea at 10am in the Seniors Centre on Cameron Street. Pickleball Ashburton EA Networks Centre from 6-8pm. Paddles are provided.

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Ashburton’s Winter Market North end of West Street carpark, from 9am. Seventh-Day Adventist Church • 10am, Weekly worship & Bible Study. • 11am, Sabbath singing & Sermon. At Grace Presbyterian Church building, 63 Princess St. Ashburton. All welcome! Ashburton MSA Petanque Club Social play from 1.30pm at 115 Racecourse Road, Ashburton

Ashburton Aviation Museum Ashburton Airport from 10am - 3pm. Ashburton Woodworkers Clubrooms at Plains Museum site 1pm - 4pm.

Sundays St Stephen’s Anglican Church Holy Communion at 8am and 10am on Park St. Ashburton Strollers Club

St Stephen’s Anglican Church Seniors Coffee Club 10.30am on Park Street.

Last Sun of every month

Nor’Westers Muso’s Club All are welcome, as is any style of music. 2pm - 6pm at Feeneys Lounge, Devon Tavern.

First Sunday of every month Methven Market At Methven Resort, from 9am to 1pm.

Third Monday of every month The Ashburton Electronic Organ & Keyboard Club meets on the third Monday of every month (except December/January) at Seniors Centre, 206 Cameron Street at 7.30pm

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Ashburton Embroiderers’ Guild Meet Seniors Centre, 206 Cameron Street held on the first Saturday of the month 10.30am - 3.30pm, second Thursday of the month 1pm - 3.30pm, third Tuesday of the month 7pm - 9pm, and the fourth Thursday of the month 10.30am - 3.30pm.

June events

June 12 Ashburton Musical Club. ‘An Afternoon of Song’. Sunday 12 June 2pm, Sinclair Centre. $10.00 members, non-members $20.00, students free. Masks have to be worn.

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Stars come out to play Matt Markham The locals might not have a had a lot to say on a big Sunday of racing at Ashburton, but some of the future big guns of the game certainly did – both equine and human. The Ashburton Trotting Club’s new-look winter feature meeting, featuring the Sapling Stakes, the revived Champion Stakes and the new-look Helen Pope Stakes, offered up fantastic racing as the younger pacers shone. It was the Mark Purdon and Hayden Cullen barn who dominated the two main features, winning both the Helen Pope Stakes and also the Sapling Stakes, with Millwood Nike and Vinke B respectively. Millwood Nike hadn’t been seen at the races 10 days ago, winning at Timaru on debut and then sitting parked on Sunday before dashing away to win impressively in the hands of young junior driver, Olivia Thornley, who is riding the crest of an All Stars wave this season with good numbers. She’s got nine wins on the board from just 37 drives this season and picked up her second black type success for the season after winning with Don’t Stop Dreaming earlier in the year in the Kindergarten Stakes. “Everything is ticking along really well, and I am just so grateful to the trainers and owners who have been giving me so many

In front of the perfect backdrop, Olivia Thornley and Millwood Nike make easy work of the inaugural running of the Helen Pope Stakes on Sunday at Ashburton. opportunities over the last few months,” she said. “I think she is a special filly,” she said of Millwood Nike. “We didn’t get things our way out of the gate with Blair (Orange, driver of Girlshavtime) wanting to hold the lead, but she showed how tough she was and

how quick she is when she outsprinted them up the straight. “It was pretty special.” Incidentally, it was Orange who jumped in the bike to give the All Stars their other big race win, combining with Vinke B for an all the way victory in the Sapling Stakes.

Orange was also behind classy three-year-old pacer, Republican Party who set a track record on his way to winning the rejuvenated Champion Stakes for trainers Cran and Chrissie Dalgety. While no victories fell to the locals during the day, a number featured in the finish.

Maiden trotters Slainte and Sassy Star filled second and third spots respectively in the first race of the day, Webs Reactor (Ricky May) ran a big race at a price to finish third for Willy Lake and Maui was excellent first-up late in the day when finishing third.

SPORTS RESULTS Mayfield 9 Hole

■■ Cycling

June 2 - Brown Bottle- Putting Competition with Tinwald/Methven/Mayfield. 1st Tinwald 16.2 2nd Mayfield 17.14 3rd Methven 18, Greg Sim Builder No 2: Bryan Humm (May) Mayfield Transport No.5: Alister Goodwin (Meth), Lowest putt score for the day Alan Greenslade (Tin) 12 Colin Morgan (Tin)13.

Mid Canterbury Social Wheelers

June 4, 23 riders, weather fine. 1st Nick Grijns 27m 32s. 2nd John Uden 27m 35s. 3rd Mark Smitheram 27m 36s. 4th Andrew Shepherd 30m 07s. 5th Ryan Gallagher 34m 06s. 6th Roger Wilson 30m 05s. 7th Debbie Skinner 34m 36s. 8th Jack Gorrie 32m 04s. 9th Michael Gallagher 24m 46s F/T. 10th Dave Knight 24m 47s. 2f/t. 11th Monique Brake 24m 47s 3f/t. 12th Don Sutton 26m 29s. 13th Michelle Davidson 26m 30s. 14th Paul Brake 26m 31s. 15th Doug Coley 26m 32s. 16th Brent Hudson 32m 13s. 17th Kaylib Gorrie 24m 56s 4f/t. 18th Richard Kirwan 26m 38s. 19th Ross Templeton 26m 39s. 20th Kenny Johnston 32m 20s. 21st Dave Shurrock 35m 01s. 22nd Andy Skinner 32m 44s. 23rd Katherine Gorrie 32m 45s.

Methven Golf Club

Saturday, June 4 Senior: Frikkie Greybie 78-08-70. Intermediate: Frank Sandys 84-11-73. Junior A: Dayle Fisher 8118-63. Junior B: Russell Currie 99-25-74. Other good scores: 70 Philip Duff. 71 Piers Rolton, Sam Hargraves. 73 Gary Foy, Michael Kemp, Graham Gunn, Mike Gray, Matt Duncan, Grant Hargreaves, Eric Grimwade. Twos: Graham Gunn, Matt Duncan. Closest to Pins: Methven Pubs #4: Keith Middleton. Hunters wine #6: Geoff Rhodes, Ski Time #13: Graham Gunn. Green Parrot #17: Frank Sandys. Dubliner Best Nett: Dayle Fisher 63. Methven Foursquare Second-Best Nett: Frikkie Greybie 70. Bar Voucher Best Gross: Frikkie Greybir 78. Next week: 1st round Mt Harding trophy.

Tinwald Cycling U17 Development

Sunday June 5. Open 800m Time Trial. 1st Jack Gorrie 1m 29s. 2nd Oscar Gorrie 1m 53s. 2nd= Charlotte Neal 1m 53s. 3rd Nick Dalley 2m 26s. Graded Results. A. 1st Jack Gorrie, B. 1st Oscar Gorrie. 1st.= Charlotte Neal. D. 1st Nick Dalley. Open 3.4km. Handicap. 1st Jack Gorrie 6m 13s. 2nd Oscar Gorrie 7m 37s. 3rd Charlotte Neal 7m 47s. 4th Nick Dalley 10m 23s. Graded Results. A. 1st Jack Gorrie. B. 1st Oscar Gorrie. 2nd Charlotte Neal. C. 1st Nick Dalley. Teams 1.4km. 1st Charlotte Neal & Oscar Gorrie 3m 43s. 2nd Nick Dalley & Jack Gorrie 4m 16s. Next week Tinwald “Mini Tour “at Wakanui, 12th June 22, entries online.

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Ashburton Golf Club

Saturday, June 4 – 3rd Round Club Champs Qualifiers Radius Care Winner over the field: Brad Fallaver 85-17-68, 2nd Pete Morrison 69, 3rd Lynn Small 69. Other good nett scores; Ken Clucas 70, Brendon Davidson 72, Hayden McMillan 72, Josh Coyle 72, Don McQuarters 73, Matt Tait 73, Matt Fallaver 73,

Winners are grinners: The victors from the Ashburton Squash Club’s 2022 Open. Nathan Sevens 74, Jeff Hewitt 74, Royce Jamieson 74, Robbie Bell 74, George Brown 74, Terry Molloy 75 & Paul May 75. Twos: Craig Davies, Pete Morrison, Charlie Alexander & Adrian Hopwood. Best Gross: 0-18 Jeff Hewitt 73, Best Gross: 19-36+ Ken Clucas 91. Nearest The Pins: Hole 4# Value Plus: Nick Rattray, Hole 8# 3 Stooges (Brown Bombers): Brad Fallaver, Hole 12# South Island Seed Processing & Storage Co: Dylan Stoddart, Hole 14# Ashburton Golf Club: Sue Hastie, Hole 6# Hamish Niles Shout: Jeff Hewitt, Hole 9# Ton’s Thai: Gaby Jansen. Birdie Jackpot Hole No 5# Nett Eagle Jackpot Hole No 1#. Tinwald Tavern Bonus Spot Prize: Grieg Sparrow. 9 Hole Competition: 3rd Round club championship qualifier, 1st: Harvey Bakehouse Winner: Jenny Matthews 36 nett, 2nd Stewart Bennett 38 nett, 3rd Terry O’Riley

38 nett, 4th Gordon Clinton 39 nett.

Mayfield Golf Club

Saturday, June 4 Winner of the first Fourball semi-final: Donald Lake and Grant Early beat Kenny Read and Gordon Duthie 2up. Results of the Irish stableford round: James McCormick 79, Matt Steffersen and Gordy Kenton 76, John Sim 73, Andrew Lake and Andrew Hart 70, Dave King and James Wright 68, Ali McLeod 67. Nearest the pins: No2: Aon Insurance- Not struck, No 11: Hyde Bros Spraying- Paul Gardner, No 5: Campbell Contracting- Gordon Duthie, No14: ANZ Bank - John Sim, No 9 and 18: Ruralco second shot - Dave King, Twos: Mark Greenslade and Alan Dixon. Kallara Texel Player of the Day: James McCormick 90-21-69.

Rakaia Golf Club

Saturday, June 4 Championship Qualifying, Medal & Ringer 1st David Whittaker 67, 2nd Chris Vanderweg 70, 3rd Jeff Hurst 71, 4th Paul Whittaker 72, 5th Jeremy Duckmanton 72, 6th Ross Moore 72, 7th Kevin McCosker 73, Nearest pins: 6 David Whittaker, 15 James Kirkwood, 8 & 17 Cameron Thomassen, 2nd Shot Craig Watkins, 3rd Shot Reon Hoare.

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Grade winners from the 2022 JT Ag Spreading Ashburton Open over the weekend. Women’s Open: Kelsi Carrick. Men’s Open: Scott Butterick. Women’s Division One: Anna Jones. Mixed Division One: Macca Rae. Men’s Division Two: Phil Pavletich. Men’s Division Three: Josh Verberne. Men’s Division Four: Johnny Rush.

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Southern survive another Hinds thriller By Matt Markham and Steve Devereux

Again, not pretty – but mission accomplished. Southern will head to the semi-finals of the Combined Country competition this weekend as the lone Mid Canterbury team still alive, after they beat Darfield in the final minute of their match at Hinds on Saturday. Meanwhile, in town a valiant effort from Celtic wasn’t enough to see them overcome a powerful Prebbleton team, who pushed onto the next round courtesy of a 26-17 win at Keenan’s Road. For the second week in a row, the Southern lads left their supporters chewing on their fingernails as they looked well out of contention at halftime, only to mount a second half comeback and win in the dying minutes of the match, 23-20. A fired-up Darfield threw everything they had at the Southern defence for the first 40 minutes and were rewarded as they took a 17-5 lead into the break. Matthew McAtamney was the saving grace in the first 40 minutes, taking a quick tap 30 metres out from the line and jinking and jiving his way through the Darfield defence to score a great individual try. An early second half try to Thomas McCormick put Southern back into the match, but a penalty shortly after extended the Darfield lead once again as they kept the Southern onslaught at bay. Thomas Middleton added a penalty in the 56th minute to close the gap to seven points heading into the final quarter, but Southern still had plenty of work to do. A missed penalty attempt with less than 10 minutes to go really put the pressure on Southern, and they went to work trying to create some magic. It finally came when they spun the ball wide and McCormick found a bit of space as the outside man and dashed over the line and around closer to the posts to score. Middleton stepped up for the conversion and calmly slotted it through the middle to bring the scores to level with three minutes to play. From the resulting kick-off, Southern again got on a march and found their way into the strike zone as the clock ticked up 80 minutes. Some good work around the ruck saw a penalty offered and Middleton, with the weight of the Southern region on his shoulders, stepped up to the mark again and put the ball through the middle of

The Semi-finals Southern v Glenmark Cheviot at Hinds Saracens v Prebbleton at Southbrook

Southern’s Matt McAtamney caused plenty of problems for the Darfield defence on Saturday. the posts to grab his side the lead, and ultimately success. While they’ll be frustrated again by their performance, Southern are showing one great trait, and that’s an ability to win from difficult positions, and they’ll look to take that confidence into their semi-final this week against Glenmark Cheviot, who surprisingly smashed Southbridge, which means Southern are again at home this weekend. At Keenan’s Road, it wasn’t long before the respective strengths of the two sides revealed themselves, as Celtic and Prebbleton fought out a knockout quarter-final on Saturday. As long as the visitors kept it tight, they had the upper hand; as soon as the home side gave the ball some air, holes were punched, and mayhem threatened. It took just ten minutes for that scenario to produce a result, with a Celtic backline foray breaking the defensive line, and fullback Cam Butler, who once again had a fine game all around the paddock, found himself in a big gap, and took full advantage. Elyh McKibbin added the extras, but before the home side had time to celebrate, Prebbleton hit back, getting into the Celtic 22 and using their big forwards in multiple close-quarter charges, and eventually the pressure was too much, a converted try drawing the scores level. Celtic’s lineout, so often such a well-oiled machine, wasn’t quite on song, but they did manage a lineout steal in the blue half, and resultant pressure led to a goal-line dropout. With Isireli Masiwini again creating the

breakthrough, Celtic should have scored, but a dropped ball proved costly, one of several errors that crept into their game. A disagreement with the referee resulted in the greens being marched ten metres, letting Prebbleton further off the hook. Around the half-hour mark the Celtic attack did get it right again, and Masiwini this time carried on himself, all the way to the line, with McKibbin again converting. But again, Prebbleton came back with a carbon copy attack, multiple phases of mostly oneoff runners, and despite throwing themselves into desperate tackling, Celtic couldn’t hold out. With an easy conversion, that was it for the first half, and also the end of the game’s try-scoring. The second half saw much of the same; Celtic giving themselves plenty of chances with

Masiwini and Raitube Vasurakuta breaking first tackles at will, and Nixon Brown outside them eager to run with the ball, but the finishing touches – mostly due to errors – had deserted them. The visitors, meanwhile, stayed in the game, and with their scrum shadowing the home side’s unit all day, they had enough possession to do just that. When a penalty came their way 40 metres out, their sharpshooting 10 Ted Coleman took it. When another one came five minutes later in the same spot, he took that one too, and the home side was suddenly chasing the game. Vasurakuta made a good run down the sideline, but when he was finally brought down the ref saw something in the tackle that prompted a yellow card, and a further three-pointer for the blues (and a long discussion post-

Raitube Vasurakuta on the charge for Celtic on Saturday.

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game between a Celtic coach and the ref). As happens with many teams, being a man down spurs the rest into action, and the green machine sputtered back into life; the lineout was back to its best, and half-gaps were being created across the park, but all they had to show for it was a McKibbin penalty. When Prebbleton swept back onto attack, a kick deep into the Celtic 22 led to a double-fumble mix-up, and an offside man picked up the ball, presenting Coleman with an easy penalty from right in front to wrap it all up. Southern 23 (Matt McAtamney, Thomas McCormick 2 tries; Thomas Middleton 2 pen, conv) beat Darfield 20. Celtic 17 (Cam Butler, Isireli Masiwini tries; Elyn McKibbin pen, 2 conv.) lost to Prebbleton 26.

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SHORT & SHARP

Centennial Mug

Mt Somers, Hampstead and Methven were the big movers in the first round of Senior B rugby’s Centennial Mug over the long weekend. The Mount lads were impressive beating Southern 585, while Hampstead eked out a similar result to beat Celtic 52-22. Methven worked a little harder but got the job done with a 38-19 win over Collegiate in the Paul Williams Memorial Trophy match on Thursday night, and Rakaia came out on the right side of a close match against Allenton winning 17-14.

Baabaas bitten by Keas

A little crisp underfoot

Things were a little fresh on the Ashburton Domain on Saturday morning as Mainland Football competitions continued over the long weekend. Roving photographer Doug Bovett captured this snap at the Mid Canterbury United 15th Grade clash against Waimak United during the early hours of the morning. The Mid Canterbury lads went on to win the match 2-1 in what was another good day for the club across the board. The Seniors fought out a narrow loss against Burwood, going down 1-2. They also stepped out yesterday to play Halswell. The reserves side continued their great run with a 3-0 win over Western AFC. Mid Canterbury United’s 17th grade team were also in good form with a strong 4-1 win over Halswell while the 13th grade team also grabbed success, beating Selwyn 3-2. PHOTO DOUG BOVETT

Locals go close at South Island champs Matt Markham Ashburton indoor bowlers have made their presence felt over the first two days of the South Island Indoor Bowls Championships in Invercargill. The three-day event was set to wrap up last night with the completion of the triples champion-

ship, but irrelevant of the results in that discipline it’s been a successful weekend for the Ashburton flag flyers, without any actual success. The championships began with the pairs on Saturday and three local players were in among the action. Michael Lawson, playing with South Otago’s Stephen Preddy, Jeremy Markham playing with Waikato’s David Archer and Mat Bassett playing with Otago’s Nick Sinclair all made it

to the post-section stage of the event. Lawson was knocked out in the first round of qualifying but both Bassett and Markham worked through to the last eight where they met in the quarter final. Basset was successful there, advancing to the semi-final before he was knocked out – finishing third equal. On Sunday, in the fours event, Lawson teamed up with Preddy and Willowby’s Ken and Rowena

Mackenzie and they nearly went all the way, making their way into the final before fighting out an epic clash to lose on the last end. Russell Ellis, playing in a composite team from Canterbury, was a beaten semi-finalist while Bassett, also in a composite team, made it through to the last 16. The triples were set to go right into the evening last night with a number of local players among the action.

The Ashburton Barbarian Rugby league side came close to a Queen’s Birthday victory, but ultimately had to settle for second best in their clash against the Linwood Keas on Saturday. A strong first half from the Ashburton side had them right in the hunt as they went into the sheds up 22-12 and looking good. Linwood really turned it on early in the second half though, scoring 28 unanswered points to go from down by eight to up 40-22 with 10 minutes to play. Two late BaaBaa tries put them a little closer, but the margin was too big. After six rounds they are just four points outside of the top four with the Keas the competition leaders. This week they’ll play the Eastern Eagles at Robilliard Park.

Saspford a busy boy Mid Canterbury product, Ollie Sapsford was prominent during the Brumbies Super Rugby quarterfinal win against the Hurricanes on Saturday night. The former Mid Canterbury rep, came off the bench twice during the match playing a big part in the second half for his side where he was busy on both attack and defence as the Brumbies came from behind to beat the Canes 35-25 in Canberra.

Croquet braving the temperatures Matt Markham The Waireka Croquet Club is getting out and enjoying the good weather while it still can. In traditional circumstances, the croquet season would have been completed at the end of April – but a decision was made as the winter months approach to continue to play when they still can, and on Sunday, they welcomed the Hornby Club along to Ashburton for singles matches. It continued a line of days where they’ve invited other clubs along who are also still playing for challenges. While the temperature levels dropped rather low across the court on Sunday, it didn’t deter the enthusiasm. The singles match-ups were played across two blocks with a tight encounter in Block A with both sides picking up eight wins each, with Waireka using their local knowledge to win the overall tie on hoops, grabbing 84 to Hornby’s 79. In Block B it was the visitors who shone. They picked up nine wins to Waireka’s seven and also claimed 97 hoops to their hosts 74. With the doubles played on a previous date, the combined scores between both days saw Hornby victors in the challenge and taking home the trophy with 26 wins to Waireka’s 18.

Waireka’s Beverly Blair makes a shot during the singles action at the club on Sunday.

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ABBOTT, John Christopher Digby (Digby) – On June 4, 2022, peacefully at Rosebank Lifecare, Ashburton. Aged 90 years. Dearly loved husband of the late Joan (nee Woolley) and best mate of the late Sally Haugh. Much loved father and father-in-law of Linda Gribben, Nigel, Dawn and Rod McKimmie, Kathryn and Mark, and Christine. Adored grandad of Chris and Alice, Matthew and Lucy, Emma and Matt, and Michael; Mark and Amanda, Scott, and the late James; Jennifer, and Mackenzie; Eden and Rodrick and great grandad of Charlie, Sofia, Evelyn, Lucas, and Ezra. Messages to the Abbott family, 1509 Maronan Valetta Road, 1RD, Ashburton 7771. At Digby’s request a private family service will be held.

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Tuesday: Mainly fine. A few spots of rain possible late morning and afternoon. Northerlies, strong and gusty in exposed places. Wednesday: Fine, but a chance of a early shower. Northerlies. Thursday: Mainly fine. Northerlies, changing westerly in the evening.

A weak front lingers over the North Island, while another front embedded in an unsettled northwest flow moves onto western parts of the country from the Tasman Sea. The unsettled northwest flow lies over the country through until Friday with several troughs moving over the country from tomorrow.

Around The Region Tuesday

Christchurch Darfield Lake Coleridge Methven Rakaia Timaru

17 8 15 8 14 7 15 7 14 10 15 3

Wednesday Thursday

17 15 12 15 15 15

7 7 6 6 9 2

14 12 10 13 12 13

5 7 4 5 7 1

Wednesday: Fine, but a chance of a early shower. Northerlies. MAX

Canterbury High Country

16 MIN 6

Tuesday Mountain weather hazard: Wind. Cloudy with rain near the divide. Fine at first in the east, then cloud and patchy light rain afternoon and evening. Wind at 1000m: NW severe gale 90 km/h. Wind at 2000m: NW severe gale 90 km/h, rising to severe gale 120 km/h for a time around midday. Freezing level: Lowering to 2000m. Wednesday Mountain weather hazards: Snow, Wind, Wind Chill. Period of rain near the divide and a few falls elsewhere. Snow level lowering to 1300m. Wind at 1000m: NW rising to gale 80 km/h. Wind at 2000m: NW rising to severe gale 95 km/h. Freezing level: Lowering to 1700m.

For the very latest weather information, including Weather Warnings, visit metservice.com

Thursday: Mainly fine. Northerlies, changing westerly in the evening. MAX

Readings to 4pm Monday Temp °C Maximum Minimum Grass min 24hr Rain mm Month to date Wind km/h Strongest gust Sun hrs on Sun Month to date

Ashburton Airport 15.1 7.2 1.5 0.2 3.4 NW 22 4:17am 1.0 18.7

Methven 16.3 7.8 – – – – – – –

Tides, Sun and Moon Tuesday

13 MIN 4

Christchurch Timaru Airport Airport 18.2 16.4 9.6 6.5 7.6 – 1.4 0.8 17.8 2.0 E 30 NW 28 12:45am 3:21am 2.0 – 20.3 –

Wednesday

Tide data sourced from MetOcean Solutions

Thursday

Ashburton H 9:39am 9:58pm 10:26am 10:46pm 11:11am 11:34pm Mouth L 3:27am 3:40pm 4:17am 4:31pm 5:06am 5:22pm Rakaia Mouth Rangitata Mouth

H L H L

9:33am 3:23am 9:23am 3:11am

9:47pm 3:35pm 9:42pm 3:24pm

10:17am 10:33pm 4:08am 4:24pm 10:10am 10:30pm 4:01am 4:15pm

11:02am 11:21pm 4:53am 5:13pm 10:55am 11:18pm 4:50am 5:06pm

7:59am 5:04pm 8:00am 5:04pm 8:01am 5:04pm 1:13pm

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FinalWhistle The Guardian’s sports wrap

Ashburton Guardian Tuesday, June 7, 2022

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