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Ashburton Guardian Tuesday, May 3, 2022

Ashfords will share shipment issues with Opposition leader Malcolm Hopwood Directors of Ashfords Handicrafts, James Ashford and David Lester, want to tell opposition leader, Chris Luxon, how the cost of transporting their goods has doubled in the past two years.

Luxon is visiting Ashburton on Friday and will spend an hour at Ashfords before addressing a public meeting in the afternoon.

Ashfords, which export to 60 countries around the world, has faced delays and increased costs during the pandemic.

“We had a shipment scheduled to leave Auckland in December for Canada. but the customer is still waiting to receive it,” Ashford said.

had a shipment “ We scheduled to leave

Auckland in December for Canada. but the customer is still waiting to receive it

“It’s essential we can get our product to market and compete globally.”

They’ve also faced constraints with their supply chain when importing goods such as timber, yarns, screws and electrical componentry to New Zealand.

“The Government has been too slow to open the borders,” Lester said.

The message the two directors want to share with Luxon is to encourage the Government to reconnect New Zealand with the rest of the world.

Both Ashford and Lester are excited the borders are now open because it means the return of cruise ships to New Zealand.

“They arrive in Lyttelton and busloads come here, see our showroom and new

A new machine which processes (cards) the wool before spinning begins and eliminates the traditional hand operation will be shown by David Lester (left) and James Ashford to Opposition leader, Chris Luxon. The first batch of 100 machines was sold out before production began. technology and take back the experience to craftspeople in their own countries,” Lester said.

“More tourists mean more ships, more flights and more capacity for our cargo.”

Despite the setbacks, Ashfords has seen a rise in sales over the last five years due to growing customer interest in wool craft and textiles which has compensat-

ed against the rising cost of shipment.

“We’re delighted the Opposition leader is taking an interest in small business in Mid Canterbury. It’s what drives the New Zealand economy,” Ashford said.

“We want to share with him that we can deliver a world class product and be a market leader in our field here in Ashburton.”

Ashford and Lester are keen to hear Luxon’s insights into stimulating the economy, the return of tourism and further border extensions.

In addition to visiting Ashfords, Luxon, accompanied by Waitaki MP, Jacqui Dean, will meet business leaders, hold a media briefing and return to the Selwyn electorate for a dinner meeting at night.

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Three Waters questions remain: Mayors ask: ‘What’s in it for us?’

Jonathan Leask Two Canterbury mayors remain concerned their ratepayers won’t benefit from the Three Waters Reforms and instead be left to subsidise other communities.

Ashburton and Selwyn mayors say their ratepayers have carried the burden of funding local three waters infrastructure but under the reforms may end up funding the work other councils have failed to do or fund the work from their own ratepayers.

Mayor Neil Brown said the latest three waters announcement still leaves more questions than answers.

The main question is still if Ashburton ratepayers will be any better off Brown said.

“The ratepayers using the services, are they going to be any better off under this [reform] – I think not.

“The water will be the same as what it has been, but they’ll notice it in their bills they get from three waters.”

“That higher bill will then go to subsidising other communities.”

Selwyn Mayor Sam Broughton was pleased to see the Government had listened to the recommendations but said “the benefit to Selwyn is yet to be proven”.

“What they are trying to do for the country are things we did in Selwyn five or six years ago so we will end up paying for lots of things that will happen in other places to begin with.”

Both mayors said the goal of the reforms is not the issue, it’s the structure in which it is proposed to be achieved that is

The question Canterbury mayors are now asking about the Three Waters reform is what’s in it for us? meeting opposition.

The announcement on Friday from local government Minister Nanaia Mahuta has solidified the governance structure for the proposed reforms by accepting the majority of a working groups recommendations including council shareholding and co-governance.

Broughton criticised the “pretty broad stroke” of assigning shares based on population.

“It doesn’t take into account the quality of infrastructure, the

number of resource consents you hold, there is so much you can get into.”

What it does do Broughton said is confirm council ownership.

With some greater clarity provided on the governance structure both mayors will be keeping a close eye on the next tranche of work which will determine how the reforms will operate and how the funding model will work.

Brown said from the information so far the new entities will

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have a higher borrowing capacity and will double the number of staff and contractors to do the work.

“The numbers don’t appear to stack up.”

Brown still believes the Government needs to give the drinking water regulator – Taumata Arowai – time to settle in and give councils an indication of the scale of work they face before moving to the next phase.

The announcement on Friday

suggests the Government intend to surge forward towards the planned July 2024 handover.

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Ashburton Guardian Tuesday, May 3, 2022

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End of an era

Sandy Redmond is standing down as chairwoman of the Methven Summer School. After six years she’ll chair her last AGM at the Methven Library Museum at 7pm tonight.

Redmond said it’s time for “a new face to develop the summer school further”. She’s staying on as a committee member and tonight a new chairperson for 2022/23 will be appointed. The committee is keen to attract fresh members and the general public is invited to attend tonight’s AGM.

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Archdeacon Mark Chamberlain meets Bishop’s Warden Roger Paterson (right) and People’s Warden Trish Robertson prior to yesterday’s consultation.

Public figure of faith wanted Malcolm Hopwood Ashburton Anglicans are looking for a public figure of faith.

At a parish consultation yesterday, led by Archdeacon Mark Chamberlain, members of St Ste-

phen’s expressed their view on the type of person they wanted to be their next vicar.

Archdeacon Chamberlain, who’s the Bishop of Christchurch’s representative, said the message he received was the congregation sought a “good leader who could reach out and engage with the community”.

“It was a positive meeting with good participation and lots of energy and commitment,” he said.

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“I received a clear indication the church needs a strong leader to carry them forward.”

The next step is for St Stephen’s to prepare a profile for the candidate they want, listing his or her strengths, style and opportunities. The profile is then sent to the bishop who reads it, add his comments and attaches it to the advertised vacancy.

The Bishop’s Warden in Ashburton, Roger Paterson, said St

Stephen’s biggest challenge is “to hold the existing congregation and attract new families and young people”.

“We’re fortunate we have a strong team of lay and ordained people who contribute to services but we want a vicar with leadership skills who can establish themselves in the community,” he said.

“It’s not a retirement job for somebody.”

Comedian, satirist, dancing alien and TV foodie, Tom Sainsbury, is bringing his new show to Ashburton. Sainsbury will perform at the Ashburton Event Centre on June 12. Sainsbury encourages Ashburton people to grab some fush and chups, put some L&P in the chilly bin, dress up fancy in their jandals and attend his Snapchat Dude Live! show.

May madness Breast Cancer Foundation NZ is ready for a month of May, with two awareness and fundraising campaigns launching: #GiveUsOurMammograms and Pink Ribbon Breakfast. #GiveUsOurMammograms, which began on May 1, is a new initiative, calling for women to go get their breast screening done. Over 50,000 women are overdue for their mammograms due to Covid lockdowns.

Submissions slow to come in Jonathan Leask The community appears to be content with a proposed 9.4 per cent average rates hike with under 1 per cent submitting on the draft annual plan.

The Ashburton District Council is proposing its highest rates increase in over a decade, but as of Monday morning there have only been 58 public submissions on the draft annual plan.

In a district with around 15,588 rateable units, the current numbers equate to a 0.37 per cent submission rate, or just 0.16 per cent of the entire district’s population of some 35,000.

The numbers will likely increase in the coming days with consultation closing on Friday.

The council doesn’t always publicly consult on its annual plans, as they often closely align with the long-term plan (LTP), which received 430 submissions last year.

The last one the council publicly consulted on was back in 2016/17, which carried a 3.3 per cent rise, re-

ceived 58 submissions.

A council spokesman said that it’s not unusual for the LTPs to receive a greater number of submissions as they usually contain the major funding decisions that generate a large amount of public interest.

“However, we are very keen to hear from as many of our residents as possible on this annual plan.”

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Ashburton Guardian Tuesday, May 3, 2022

Countdown begins to Bookarama Malcolm Hopwood Ashburton Rotarians have the books, now they need the banana boxes to store them.

This year’s Bookarama will be held from September 25 to October 2, and already the sorting has begun.

Since last year the Rotary Club of Ashburton has received 15,000 books from household lots, social agencies and private individuals. The time-consuming task of sorting them into subject matter, evaluating those that’ll sell and discarding others that are shabby and torn has started.

They’ve retained about 10,000 books from last year, sent several thousand to Samoan schools and weeded out those with limited appeal.

Now the task of ensuring they have enough books, DVDs, CDs and children’s favourites to fill every category is beginning.

Convenor, David Mead, and book manager, Lindsay Holland, are spending hours a week collecting books from around Ashburton and preparing them for their annual sale.

Already they have about 25,000 but the number will be reduced to those that are likely to fetch top price of between $2 and $6.

They know Bookarama is one of the milestones of Ashburton’s year with a number of collectors

New Zealand: The Incredible Landscape may have sold new for $40 but, at Bookarama in September, it’ll sell for $2. Rotarians, Lindsay Holland (left) and David Mead will be keen to see it go. spending more than $1000 each buying banana boxes full of titles.

That’s why they needed the boxes.

It’s too early for people to bring their favourite pre-owned books to Rotary. There’s at least two

more months of sorting, however, from the start of July, Mead, Holland and Rotary helpers will start delivering bins to about 10 sites in Ashburton and around Mid Canterbury.

In the meantime they ask local readers to so some temporary hoarding until the bins are delivered.

And is it worthwhile? Absolutely they reply.

They made $50,000 in revenue last year despite Covid and the money goes into a fund that progressively provides grants to schools and community groups around the district.

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Strong growth in farm staff pay

By Pat Deavoll Average growth of 13 per cent in pay packages in the last two years is another reason for more New Zealanders to consider a career in agriculture, Federated Farmers president Andrew Hoggard says.

The 2022 Federated Farmers-Rabobank Farm Remuneration Report showed that since the 2019/2020 survey, weighted average incomes in the dairy sector had grown 15 per cent (to a ‘total package’ average value of $67,251). They were up 14 per cent to an average of $66,859, in the sheep and beef sector; and up 7 per cent in arable (to $68,618).

Federated Farmers provincial president and arable farmer David Clark said with five to ten per cent inflation growth and similar wage growth, interest rates would then respond, and “it was a dog chasing its tail”.

“But I would agree that this rise in wages and salaries is deserved. It shows that a career in agriculture provides some very good employment opportunities. It’s closer to reflecting reality.

“Working in the arable industry – rates of pay are comparable with the dairy industry across the various skill levels,” he said.

“The arable industry has always provided

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have a fundamental shortage of seasonal staff. In the past arable workers from the Northern Hemisphere have exchanged with those in the Southern Hemisphere.

It’s a rite of passage for young people on their OE that has been stymied by Covid.”

“The survey shows that on top of wages adding in other factors that make up the total value of remuneration packages for farm staff, such as accommodation, meat, firewood and KiwiSaver, there are several thousand dollars of extra value to workers across all the sectors,” Hoggard said.

“In our dairy sector, 75 per cent of employers provide accommodation for staff (61 per cent sheep/beef; 41 per cent arable), with the average accommodation cost per week being $157 to $187.

“Those who have the right attitude and show leadership potential can find satisfying career pathways. For example, in the last two years, the total value of the remuneration package for a dairy operations manager has jumped 25 per cent to an average of $107,593 and a sheep/beef stock manager is earning an average 18 per cent more in wages and add-ons for a total average of $78,076.”

“So, as well as job security in a sector that has ploughed ahead through tough Covid times, plus the satisfaction of working outdoors and growing quality food for families, the survey makes clear there are solid pay packages available,” Hoggard said.

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Wallaby containment spreading to Mid Canty

New firearms requirements for duck shooters

By Pat Deavoll

Pat Deavoll The wallaby encroachment is spreading from South Canterbury into Mid Canterbury and Environment Canterbury and Otago Regional Council are encouraging people to report wallaby sightings as part of efforts to control these serious pests.

Wallabies are considered a pest under both councils Regional Pest Management Plans due to the harm they cause to biodiversity and productive land.

Environment Canterbury (ECan) South Canterbury Wallaby programme lead Brent Glentworth said “They are nocturnal and appear in the evening to start their feeding programme. They are largely unseen unless on the roads.”

William Rolleston of Blue Cliffs Station said wallabies were a significant problem on his property.

“We undertake ground control, shooting around 4000 a year. Re-infestation is a problem in neighbouring areas such as the conservation estate in the Hunters Hills.

“Wallaby numbers have exploded since the abolition of the wallaby board and a more co-ordinated approach is needed if the problem is to be tackled,” he said.

“In the long term, modern technologies such as gene drive may be an opportunity to eradicate wallabies from the central South Island.”

Canterbury has a containment area for wallabies that includes 900,000 hectares of land in South Canterbury, centred in the Hunter Hills, but also including the Two Thumb, Kirkliston and Grampian ranges of Mid Canterbury.

Glentworth, said the signs have been placed in high traffic areas surrounding the containment area to target travellers who may not be aware of the animal’s pest status.

The two councils work together as part of the National Wallaby Eradication Programme which has provided $27 million worth of funding over four years nationally to reduce and contain populations of wallabies and boost regional employ-

The opening weekend of duck shooting is this Saturday (May 7) and things have changed when it comes to transporting firearms on the public road.

There is a general exemption from the transportation requirements for farmers working, actively hunting, or undertaking pest control on their own farm, but they are required to meet the new requirements if shooting elsewhere.

There is good news about temporarily leaving firearms in the car while you go for lunch or grab some supplies: if the firearm is inoperable, stored away from ammunition and out of sight in a locked vehicle you can now legally leave it in a vehicle in a visible public place for up to an hour.

Alongside the new requirements, the important basics of safe firearms handling and avoiding drugs and alcohol while shooting are the same.

For sheep farmers, sheep measles is a big concern, so remind your visiting hunters that the labrador must be dosed for worms at least 48 hours before going on to farmland Although some landowners are exempt from needing a duck shooting licence, for those who are not, getting caught without a licence or using lead shot will now most likely mean a loss of firearms licence.

Opening weekend is a traditional time for farmers to share their properties with visitors from town. Everyone just wants to have a good time with their mates and head home safe at the end of the weekend with a few ducks and some good stories.

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Otago Regional Council Environmental Implementation manager, Andrea Howard, said, “Wallabies compete with livestock, with three wallabies eating as much as one sheep. They can foul pasture, damage fences, destroy agricultural crops, contribute to erosion, and kill plantation forest seedlings.

“Wallabies also stop native bush re-

generation by depleting forest understories,” she said.

A female wallaby can have one joey developing in her pouch while also carrying another fertilised embryo ‘on hold’ until the joey is no longer dependent on her.

This means that a single female could sustain a breeding population.

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8:30 Dream Horse PGL 2021 Drama. With very little money and no experience, a Welsh bartender convinces her neighbours to help train a champion racehorse.

Toni Collette, Damian Lewis.

10:25 Antlers 16VLSC 2021 Horror. A small-town teacher and her sheriff brother seek to help a troubled boy with dark secrets. Keri Russell, Jesse Plemons.

6:05 Mahana MSC 2016 Drama. Temuera Morrison, Akuhata Keefe, Nancy Brunning.

7:50 Jack Ryan – Shadow Recruit MV 2014 Action.

Chris Pine, Kevin Costner, Keira Knightley. 9:35 The Pa Boys M 2014 Drama.

Francis Kora, Matariki Whatarau.

11:10 Brokeback Mountain MVLS 2004 Drama.

Heath Ledger, Jake Gyllenhaal.

1:25 Interstellar ML 2014 Sci-fi. Matthew McConaughey, Anne Hathaway.

4:10 Lion PG 2016 Drama.

6:10 Robin Hood MVLS 2010 Action. Russell Crowe, Cate Blanchett.

8:30 The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo 16VLS 2011 Crime. As a journalist is helped in his search for a woman who has been missing for 40 years by a young computer hacker, they uncover massive corruption.

Daniel Craig, Rooney Mara, Christopher Plummer.

11:05 The Matrix MV 1999 Sci-fi Thriller. Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne, CarrieAnne Moss, Hugo Weaving.

12:05 Alone 16VL 2020 Thriller. 1:45 Tentacles 16VLSC 2020 Horror. 3:10 Dirt Music MLS 2019 Drama. 4:55 The Courier MVLC 2020 Thriller.

1:20 City Of Angels MS 1998 Romantic Drama.

3:15 Mahana MSC 2016 Drama.

5am The Social Network ML 2010 Drama.

Wednesday

Wednesday

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6:05 EastEnders PG 6:35 The Graham Norton Show PG 7:25 The Bill M 8:15 Midsomer Murders M 10am Father Brown M 10:50 Doc Martin PG 11:40 Midsomer Murders M 1:20 The Bill M 2:10 New Tricks M 3:15 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown MLS 4:15 The Graham Norton Show PG 5:15 Who Do You Think You Are? Australia PG Jeff Fatt.

6:20 Qi M 6:55 EastEnders PG 7:25 Qi PG 8pm Would I Lie To You? PG Comedy panel show where contestants bluff about their secrets.

8:35 Heartbeat MVC 9:30 Sister Boniface Mysteries PG 10:25 Father Brown M 11:20 Midsomer Murders M

12:30 Between Two Posts 1:15 Women’s Six Nations (HLS) France v England.

1:30 L Gallagher Premiership Gloucester v Bath. From Kingsholm Stadium, Gloucester. 3:30 Aotearoa Rugby Pod 4am Super Rugby Pacific (RPL) Brumbies v Hurricanes.

1am Qi M 1:30 Qi PG 2am Would I Lie To You? PG 2:30 Who Do You Think You Are? Australia PG 3:25 Heartbeat M 4:15 Sister Boniface Mysteries PG 5am Father Brown M 5:45 The Jonathan Ross Show – Special Guests MLS

Wednesday

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8:30 Women’s Six Nations (RPL) Wales v Italy.

10:30 World Sevens Series (HLS) Canada – Day One. Noon World Sevens Series (HLS) Canada – Day Two. 1:30 Super Rugby Pacific (HLS) Waratahs v Crusaders.

2pm Between Two Posts 2:45 Women’s Six Nations (HLS) Ireland v Scotland.

3pm Super Rugby Pacific (RPL) Fijian Drua v Highlanders.

5pm Super Rugby Pacific (RPL) Waratahs v Crusaders.

7pm Super Rugby Pacific (HLS) Waratahs v Crusaders.

7:15 Between Two Posts 8pm Sky Speed 8:30 Aotearoa Rugby Pod 9pm French Top 14 Highlights Show (HLS) 9:30 The Back Page 10:30 Super Rugby Pacific (RPL) Rebels v Moana Pasifika.

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6:30 Waiata Mai 3 6:40 ZooMoo 3 6:50 Taki Atu Taki Mai 3 7am Darwin + Newts 3 7:10 Smooth 3 7:20 Haati Paati 3 7:30 Kia Mau 3 7:40 Kainga Whakapaipai 3 7:50 Paia 3 8am Tribe 3 8:30 Oranga Ngakau 3 9:30 Whanau Living 3 10am He Kakano 3 10:30 Toi Te Ora 3 11am Waiata Nation 3 Noon Te Ao Tapatahi 12:30 Heritage Rescue 3 1:30 Ako 3 3:05 Waiata Mai 3 3:15 ZooMoo 3 3:25 Taki Atu Taki Mai 3 3:35 Darwin + Newts 3 3:45 Smooth 3 3:55 Haati Paati 3 4:05 Kia Mau 3 4:15 Kainga Whakapaipai 3 4:25 Paia 3 4:35 Ariki 3 5pm Mahuru Maori 3 5:15 Haka Life Web Series 3 5:30 Te Pou Herenga O Kia Aroha 3 6pm Haka Ngahau A-Rohe – Te Arawa 3 6:30 Te Ao Marama 7pm Toi Te Ora 3 7:30 David Rocco’s Dolce Africa David Rocco explores the cultures and culinary worlds of Ethiopia, Kenya, Tanzania, Zanzibar and South Africa.

8pm Hunt With Me PG The Matau Bros head out from Great Barrier in search of large tamure; in Ohakune, Harry Clarke takes out novice shooter Bonnie.

8:30 Africa’s Wild Horizon Vrederfort Dome – Crater of Life.

9:30 Toa Hunter Gatherer PG 10pm Merchants Of The Wild 10:30 Piri’s Tiki Tour PG 3 11pm Te Ao Marama 11:30 Closedown

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DIScOVERY 6:05 Man Caves PG 6:30 How Do They Do It? PG 6:55 How The Universe Works PG 7:45 Barnwood Builders PG 8:35 Aussie Salvage Squad PG 9:25 Fast N’ Loud PG 10:20 Mega Shippers PG 11:15 Dino Hunters PG Million Dollar Dino. 12:10 How Do They Do It? PG 12:35 Man Caves PG Outdated Gathering Space. 1:05 Mysteries At The Museum PG 2pm Naked And Afraid MC 21 Miles 21 Days. 2:55 Homestead Rescue PG Life Or Death In Michigan. 3:50 Gold Rush – Dave Turin’s Lost Mine MLC End Game. 4:45 Aussie Salvage Squad PG 5:40 Aussie Gold Hunters PG Biting Back At Africa. 6:35 Aussie Gold Hunters PG 7:30 Outback Opal Hunters PG 8:30 Expedition X MLC 9:30 Aliens In Alaska PG 10:30 Mission Declassified PG 11:25 Naked And Afraid MC

Wednesday

12:15 Barnwood Builders PG 1:05 Mysteries At The Museum PG 1:55 Gold Rush – Dave Turin’s Lost Mine MLC 2:45 Naked And Afraid MC 3:35 Bering Sea Gold MLC 4:25 Homestead Rescue PG 5:15 Aussie Gold Hunters PG

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Kirstie And Phil’s Love It Or List It, at 8:30pm

Snack Masters NZ, at 7:30pm

Reluctant Witness, at 1pm

Ambulance, at 8:30pm

Kings Of The Wood, at 7pm

6am Breakfast 0 9am The Ellen DeGeneres Show PG 0 10am Tipping Point 3 0 11am The Chase 3 0 Noon 1 News At Midday 0 12:30 Emmerdale PG 0 1pm Hollyoaks PG 0 2pm Coronation Street PG 3 0 3pm Tipping Point 3 0 4pm Te Karere 2 4:30 Neighbours PG Amy’s fashion week obsession causes a rift with Ned. 0 5pm The Chase 0 6pm 1 News At 6pm 0 7pm Seven Sharp 0 7:30 The Million Pound Cube Contestants try to complete a series of increasingly difficult tasks within a perspex cube. 0 8:20 Lotto 8:25 The Million Pound Cube Continued. 0 8:30 Kirstie And Phil’s Love It Or List It 0 9:30 Coronation Street PG 0 10:30 1 News Tonight 0 11pm Shortland Street PGC 3 0 11:35 My Life Is Murder M 3 Harry asks Alexa to look into the case of his friend accused of murdering a survival expert. 0

6am Les Mills Born To Move 0 6:25 Children’s Programmes 0 9:15 Infomercials 9:45 Les Mills Body Attack 0 10:15 Home And Away PG 3 0 10:45 Shortland Street PG 3 0 11:15 The Mindy Project M 3 0 11:45 Charmed M 0 12:45 Heroes PG 0 1:40 The Drew Barrymore Show PG 0 2:35 Sabrina The Teenage Witch 0 3:30 The Feed 5pm The Simpsons PG 0 5:30 Friends 3 0 6pm The Big Bang Theory 3 0 6:30 Home And Away PG 0 7pm Shortland Street PGC 0 7:30 Snack Masters NZ The chefs use their sweet tooth to recreate RJ’s Licorice Allsorts. 0 8:30 Taskmaster M Five comedians complete bizarre tasks for taskmaster Greg Davies. 0 9:30 N Tom Allen’s Quizness British comedian Tom Allen hosts a quiz show where the contestants must prove their knowledge by looking silly. 0 10:30 Hell’s Kitchen – Young Guns 16 The chefs have to prove they are worthy of a legendary black jacket. 0 11:30 Have You Been Paying Attention? M 3 0 Thursday 12:25 Resident Alien M 0 1:10 Emmerdale PG 3 0 1:35 Infomercials 2:35 2 Tunes 2:55 MasterChef Australia 3 0 3:50 F God Friended Me 3 0 4:35 Neighbours 3 0 5am Infomercials

6am AM 9am Infomercials 10:30 Match Game PG 3 0 11:30 Newshub Live At 11.30am Noon Married At First Sight – US PG 1pm M Reluctant Witness M 2015 Drama. Erin starts a new life in witness protection, thinking she is rid of her mafia husband, Jimmy. However, a mysterious stranger has her worried that he is back. Mia Krishner, Bruce Ramsay, Paul McGillion. 0 3pm Cutthroat Kitchen PG 4pm Yard Crashers 4:30 Newshub Live At 4:30pm 5pm Gold Rush PG 0 6pm Newshub Live At 6pm 7pm The Project 7:30 Parental Guidance PG Five parenting styles battle to see which is the most effective; questions arise over the parents’ morals and how they affect their children. 0 8:35 SAS Australia 16 The recruits navigate a helicopter ladder crossing; the DS show no mercy on the punishing log haul task; Pauly comes under fire. 0 9:40 Finding Escobar’s Millions M Former DEA agents break open a concrete box at a secret narco airstrip; they dig for cash at a remote safehouse. 0 10:25 Newshub Late 10:55 Hawaii Five-0 M 3 0 11:55 Yard Crashers 3

8am Blue’s Clues And You 3 8:25 The Moe Show 3 9am Wheel Of Fortune 3 9:30 Fishy Business PGC 3 10:30 The Office PGC 11:30 Royal Pains M 12:30 Duncanville ML 1pm House MVSC 2pm The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 3 3pm Wheel Of Fortune 3:30 Jeopardy 4pm American Pickers PG 3 4:55 The Hui 5:30 Prime News 6pm Sky Speed 6:30 Storage Wars PG 3 7pm Pawn Stars PG 3 7:30 Helicopter ER M A welder plunges from a harbour wall into the hold of a trawler; a woman has an extreme allergic reaction to perfume worn by a friend.

8:30 Ambulance 16C A man has fallen from a horse in a remote rural location; a person has become trapped beneath a caravan.

9:45 Call The Bailiffs MLC Sherry and Alex try to pin down a delivery driver with a High Court writ in his name; KC and Alex up the ante on an airline that owes a customer a refund.

10:45 A-League Highlights Round 25.

11:55 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG

6am Animal Cribs PG 7am The Pioneer Woman 7:30 Valerie’s Home Cooking 8am Gok Wan’s Easy Asian 8:30 Gok Wan’s Easy Asian 9am Mysteries At The Museum PG 10am The Bidding Room 11am Yardcore 11:30 Elbow Room Noon Escape To The Chateau – DIY PG 1pm Lose A Stone In 21 Days PG 2pm Paramedics On The Front Line PG 3pm Mystery Of The Lost Islands PG 4pm Bobby And Giada In Italy 5pm Mysteries At The Museum PG 6pm The Bidding Room 7pm Kings Of The Wood Master carpenters get together in forest workshops to build extraordinary, functional items for people in need.

8pm Newshub Live At 8pm 8:30 Big Family Farm The children have finished school for the summer and the priority is to shear 1000 sheep.

9:30 Escape To The Chateau – DIY PG 10:30 Kings Of The Wood Master carpenters get together in forest workshops to build extraordinary, functional items for people in need.

11:30 Baggage Battles PG Midnight Infomercials

Thursday

12:30 F Leonardo M 0 1:30 Te Karere 3 2 1:55 Infomercials 5:30 Te Karere 3 2

BRAVO 6am Infomercials 10am Hoarders PG 3 10:50 Bar Rescue PGLC 3 11:45 Snapped – Killer Couples MVC 3 12:40 Mark Of A Serial Killer MVC 3 1:40 The Real Housewives Of New York M 3 2:40 Hoarders PG 3 3:35 Top Chef PG 4:35 Celebrity Ghost Stories PGVLC 3 5:30 Shark Tank PG 6:30 Bar Rescue PGLC 7:30 Dog Rescuers PG A boisterous bulldog and his 12 puppies needs help to avoid meeting the same fate as the pup’s mother.

8:30 24 Hours In Emergency MC A man with legs injured by his garage falling; an elderly woman has sepsis; a baby has consumed nail varnish remover.

9:35 Embarrassing Bodies MSC A man who is unable get an erection; a teenager requires facial surgery to finish correcting her cleft lip and palate.

10:35 Killer Couples MVC 3 11:25 Mark Of A Serial Killer MVC 3 12:15 Infomercials

SKY 5 6am Jeopardy! 6:25 Wheel Of Fortune 6:45 Pawn Stars PG 7:10 Counting Cars PG 7:35 Helicopter ER MVLC 8:25 Border Security M 8:50 Storage Wars PGL 9:15 Storage Wars PG 9:40 The Mentalist MVC 10:30 Person Of Interest M 11:30 Pawn Stars PG Noon Jeopardy!

12:25 Wheel Of Fortune 12:50 When Big Things Go Wrong MC 1:40 Outback Truckers PGL 2:30 The Mentalist MVC 3:20 Helicopter ER MVLC 4:10 Jeopardy!

4:35 Wheel Of Fortune 5pm Counting Cars PG 5:30 Pawn Stars PG 6pm Storage Wars PGL 6:30 Storage Wars PG 7pm Border Security M 7:30 The Mentalist MVC 8:30 FBI MV 9:30 Lethal Weapon 16VLSC 10:30 Person Of Interest M 11:30 Helicopter ER MVLC

Thursday

12:30 Wheel Of Fortune 1am Jeopardy! 1:25 Border Security M 1:50 Lethal Weapon 16VLSC 2:35 FBI MV 3:30 Storage Wars PGL 3:55 Storage Wars PG 4:20 Person Of Interest M 5:10 The Mentalist MVC

Thursday

12:20 Infomercials 5:30 AM Early

Thursday

12:55 Closedown 1am Infomercials

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MOVIES GREAtS

6:45 The Lost Husband PGL 2020 Drama. Leslie Bibb, Josh Duhamel. 8:35 All My Life ML 2020 Drama.

Harry Shum jr, Jessica Rothe.

10:05 Chaos Walking MV 2021 Sci-fi. Tom Holland, Daisy Ridley. 11:55 Dawn Raid ML 2020 Documentary.

1:35 Moonshot MVLSC 2022 Comedy. Cole Sprouse, Zach Braff. 3:20 Fatale 16VLS 2020 Thriller. Hilary Swank, Michael Ealy. 5pm The Dry 16V 2020 Drama. 6:55 The Silencing MVLSC 2020 Action. Nikolaj CosterWaldau, Annabelle Wallis.

8:30 Separation MVLC 2020 Horror. After the death of her mother, a lonely eight-yearold girl starts finding solace in her father’s puppets and her mother’s ghost. Violet McGraw, Rupert Friend.

10:20 Old MVC 2021 Horror.

A family experience a horrific nightmare when their visit to a beach causes them to rapidly age, reducing their entire lives into a single day.

Gael Garcia Bernal, Vicky Krieps.

7am Magic Mike 16LS 2012 Comedy Drama.

Channing Tatum, Alex Pettyfer, Olivia Munn. 8:50 I Know What You Did Last Summer 16V 1997 Horror.

Jennifer Love Hewitt, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Ryan Phillippe.

10:30 Unbroken MV 2014 Drama. 12:45 The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo 16VLS 2011 Crime. 3:20 Saw 18V 2004 Horror. 5:05 Money Monster MVLS 2016 Thriller. 6:45 Wild Wild West PGV 1999 Action.

Will Smith, Salma Hayek.

8:30 The Vow PGLS 2012 Romance. After a serious car accident, a woman has severe memory loss and her husband sets out to win her heart back. Rachel McAdams, Channing Tatum.

10:15 Twilight Saga – Eclipse M 2010 Fantasy. As a string of mysterious killings grips Seattle, Bella is forced to choose between Edward and Jacob. Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson.

12:05 Wonder Woman 1984 MV 2020 Action. 2:30 Target Number One 16VLSC 2020 Thriller. 4:35 Antebellum 16VL 2020 Thriller.

12:20 We Own The Night 16VL 2007 Crime. 2:15 Wild Wild West PGV 1999 Action.

4am Les Miserables MVS 2012 Musical Drama.

Thursday

Thursday

SKY SPORt 1 6am French Top 14 Toulouse v La Rochelle. 8am Japan Rugby League One Spears Funabashi v Shining Arcs. 8:30 Japan Rugby League One Brave Lupus v Sungoliath. 9am World Sevens Series Canada – Day One. 9:15 World Sevens Series Canada – Day Two. 9:30 Between Two Posts 10:15 Super Rugby Pacific Rebels v Moana Pasifika. 10:30 French Top 14 12:30 Women’s Six Nations 2:30 Women’s Six Nations 4:30 Super Rugby Pacific 5pm Super Rugby Pacific 5:30 Super Rugby Pacific 6pm Super Rugby Pacific 6:30 Netball – ANZ Premiership 7pm L Netball – ANZ Premiership Steel v Tactix. 9pm Once A Warrior With Monty Betham 9:30 Super Rugby Pacific 10pm Aotearoa Rugby Pod 10:30 French Top 14 Highlights Show 11pm Between Two Posts 11:45 Super Rugby Pacific Thursday Midnight Super Rugby Pacific 2am Super Rugby Pacific 4am L Cycling – Giro D’Italia Team Presentation. 5:30 French Top 14 Highlights Show

0 Closed captions; 3 Repeat; 2 Maori Language; HLS Highlights; RPL Replay; DLY Delayed. CLASSIFICATIONS: 16/18 Approved for persons 16/18 years or over; C Content may offend; L Language may offend; M Suitable for mature audiences 16 years and over; PG Parental guidance recommended for young viewers; S Sexual content may offend; V Contains violence. Local Radio: NewsTalk ZB 873AM/98.1FM FM Classic Hits FM 92.5; Port FM Local 94.9, 98.9 and 106.1

6:30 Waiata Mai 3 6:40 Mahi Pai 3 6:50 Takaro Tribe 3 7am Darwin + Newts 3 7:10 Tamariki Haka 3 7:20 Te Nutube 7:30 Kia Mau 3 7:40 Cube 7:50 Huritua 3 8am Pukana 3 8:30 Oranga Ngakau 3 9:30 Whanau Living 3 10am David Rocco’s Dolce Africa 3 10:30 Merchants Of The Wild 11am Tribe 3 11:30 Moon Tide Fishing 3 Noon Te Ao Tapatahi 12:30 Africa’s Wild Horizon 3 1:30 Ako 3 2 3:05 Waiata Mai 3 3:15 Mahi Pai 3 3:25 Takaro Tribe 3 3:35 Darwin + Newts 3 3:45 Tamariki Haka 3 3:55 Te Nutube 3 4:05 Kia Mau 3 4:15 Cube 4:25 Huritua 3 4:35 Pukana 3 5pm Mahuru Maori 3 5:15 Haka Life Web Series 3 5:30 Te Pou Herenga O Kia Aroha 3 6pm Haka Ngahau A-Rohe – Te Arawa 3 6:30 Te Ao Marama 7pm Waiata Nation II 3 7:30 Haka At Home 3 8:30 M Last Holiday PG 2006 Comedy. When a shy New Orleans sales clerk discovers she has only three weeks to live, she takes a dream vacation to live as though there is no tomorrow. Queen Latifah, Gerard Depardieu, LL Cool J. 10:30 Sidewalk Karaoke 3 11pm Te Ao Marama 11:30 Closedown

UKtV

DIScOVERY

6:05 EastEnders PG 6:35 The Graham Norton Show PG 7:25 The Bill M 8:15 Midsomer Murders M 10am Father Brown M 10:50 Doc Martin PG 11:40 Midsomer Murders M 1:20 The Bill M 2:10 New Tricks M 3:15 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 16LS 4:15 The Graham Norton Show MLS 5:10 Who Do You Think You Are? Australia PG Uncle Jack Charles.

6:20 Qi M 6:55 EastEnders PG 7:30 Qi ML Sandi hosts a nosey, noisy episode with Aisling Bea, Corey Taylor, Ross Noble, and Alan Davies.

8pm Would I Lie To You? PG Comedy panel show where contestants bluff about their secrets.

8:30 Guilt MLC 9:40 Holby City MC 10:50 A Confession M 11:45 Midsomer Murders M

6:05 Man Caves PG Hard Rock VIP Cabana. 6:30 How Do They Do It? PG 6:55 How The Universe Works PG Jupiter.

7:45 Barnwood Builders PG Salvaging a Homestead Corn Crib. 8:35 Aussie Salvage Squad PG 9:25 Fast N’ Loud PG Vintage Payday.

10:20 Expedition X MLC Aliens of the Deep. 11:15 Aliens In Alaska PG They Walk Among Us. 12:10 How Do They Do It? PG 12:35 Man Caves PG Hard Rock VIP Cabana.

1:05 Mysteries At The Museum PG 2pm Naked And Afraid MC Trying to Deal with the Devil. 2:55 Gold Rush MLC New Blood. 4:45 Aussie Salvage Squad PG 5:40 Aussie Gold Hunters PG Jungle Genius.

6:35 Dirty Jobs PG Rock Sucker, Mountain Carver.

7:30 Dirty Jobs MLC 8:30 Alaskan Bush People PG 9:30 Bering Sea Gold MLC 10:30 Edge Of Alaska MLC Fight For McCarthy.

11:25 Naked And Afraid MC Snow Daze.

1:25 Qi M 1:55 Qi ML 2:25 Would I Lie To You? PG 2:55 Who Do You Think You Are? Australia PG 3:55 Holby City MC 5am Guilt MLC

12:40 Mysteries At The Museum PG 1:30 Gold Rush PG 3am Naked And Afraid MC 4:25 Homestead Rescue PG 5:15 Aussie Gold Hunters PG

Thursday

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Thursday

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Amazing Hotels – Life Beyond The Lobby, at 8:30pm

Wrath Of The Titans, at 8:30pm

Rhys Darby – Mystic Time Bird, at 8:30pm

Designing Dreams, at 7:30pm

Finding Alice, at 8:30pm

6am Breakfast 0 9am The Ellen DeGeneres Show PG 0 10am Tipping Point 3 0 11am The Chase 3 0 Noon 1 News At Midday 0 12:30 Emmerdale PG 0 1pm Hollyoaks PG 0 2pm Coronation Street PG 3 0 3pm Tipping Point 3 0 4pm Te Karere 2 4:30 Neighbours PG Paul is on an explosive trail; Sheila scrambles to salvage from disaster; Karl battles inadequacy. 0 5pm The Chase 0 6pm 1 News At 6pm 0 7pm Seven Sharp 0 7:30 10 Years Younger In 10 Days Cherry Healey enlists the help of experts to make participants appear 10 years younger. 0 8:30 Amazing Hotels – Life Beyond The Lobby Giles Coren and Monica Galetti visit a hotel deep in a Middle Eastern desert, the Qasr Al Sarab Desert Resort. 0 9:45 Coronation Street PG 0 10:45 1 News Tonight 0 11:15 Shortland Street PG 3 0 11:45 It’s Your Fault I’m Fat PG 3 0

6am Les Mills Born To Move 0 6:25 Children’s Programmes 0 9:15 Infomercials 9:45 Les Mills Core 0 10:15 Home And Away PG 3 0 10:45 Shortland Street PG 3 0 11:15 The Mindy Project PGC 3 0 11:45 Charmed M 0 12:45 Heroes PG 0 1:40 The Drew Barrymore Show PG 0 2:30 Snack Masters NZ 3 0 3:30 The Feed 5pm The Simpsons PG 3 0 5:30 Friends 3 0 6pm The Big Bang Theory PG 3 0 6:30 Home And Away PG 0 7pm Shortland Street PGC 0 7:30 N Ten 7 – Aotearoa PG A look at the people and communities affected by crime in Aotearoa. 0 8pm Dog Squad Puppy School Police pup Nizzy shows what he is made of; biosecurity beagles stick their noses in; mobility pup Cedric has not stuck to his eating plan. 0 8:30 M Wrath Of The Titans MV 3 2012 Fantasy. Perseus braves the underworld to rescue his father, Zeus, who was captured by his son Ares and brother Hades. Sam Worthington, Liam Neeson. 0 10:25 Ten 7 – Aotearoa PG 3 0 11pm CSI 16VC 0

6am AM 9am Infomercials 10:30 Match Game PG 3 0 11:30 Newshub Live At 11.30am Noon Married At First Sight – US PG 1pm M Buried Secrets M 2014 Drama. A cop-turnedwriter creates suspicion when she publishes her first novel, a story that appears to contain details of a real murder. Sarah Carter, Dan Payne, Teach Grant. 0 3pm Cutthroat Kitchen PG 4pm Yard Crashers 4:30 Newshub Live At 4:30pm 5pm Gold Rush PG Parker is not satisfied with his gold total and is determined to bring home big gold to his grandfather. 0 6pm Newshub Live At 6pm 0 7pm The Project 7:30 7 Days M New Zealand comedians pit their wits against the week’s news and each other. 0 8:30 Rhys Darby – Mystic Time Bird 16 Comedian Rhys Darby takes a fantastical journey into the world of mysticism, past lives and birds. 0 10:20 Newshub Late 10:50 F SVU 16 3 As Carisi begins the long-anticipated trial of Sir Toby Moore, the SVU faces setbacks in other cases. 0 11:50 Infomercials 5:30 AM Early

8am Henry Danger 8:25 The Moe Show 3 9am Wheel Of Fortune 3 9:30 Five Bedrooms MSC 3 10:30 The Office PGC 11:30 Royal Pains M 12:30 Duncanville ML 1pm House MVSC 2pm The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 3 3pm Wheel Of Fortune 3:30 Jeopardy 4pm American Pickers PGC 3 The team transform an Indian into motorcycle gold.

5pm Dream Home Dilemma 3 5:30 Prime News 6pm Storage Wars PGC 3 7pm Pawn Stars PG 3 7:30 Designing Dreams 3 Architect Roger Walker takes Matthew Ridge to visit three of his favourite houses.

8:30 Julia M A series inspired by TV chef Julia Child’s extraordinary life.

9:35 Bull MC TAC represents a man charged with his high school girlfriend’s murder, after a documentary depicts him as the prime suspect in the decades-old homicide.

10:30 The Crowd Goes Wild 11pm UFC On Sky 11:30 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 12:30 Infomercials

6am Mystery Of The Lost Islands PG 7am The Pioneer Woman 7:30 Valerie’s Home Cooking 8am Bobby And Giada In Italy 9am Mysteries At The Museum PG 10am The Bidding Room 11am Yardcore 11:30 Elbow Room 11:55 Escape To The Chateau – DIY PG 12:55 Big Family Farm 1:55 Kings Of The Wood 2:50 Grizzly Project PG 3:50 Rick Stein’s Road To Mexico PG 5:05 Mysteries At The Museum PG 6pm The Bidding Room 7pm Griff’s Canadian Adventure PG 8pm Newshub Live At 8pm 8:30 Finding Alice M For Alice, Harry and their daughter, Charlotte, moving into their new home should have been a dream come true.

9:30 Escape To The Chateau – DIY PG 10:30 Griff’s Canadian Adventure PG Griff begins his exploration of Ontario at Niagara Falls. He tries to uncover what makes Canadians so nice.

11:30 Baggage Battles PG Midnight Infomercials

Friday

12:45 20/20 0 1:30 Te Karere 3 2 1:55 Infomercials 5:30 Te Karere 3 2

BRAVO 6am Infomercials 10am Hoarders PG 3 10:50 Bar Rescue PGLC 3 11:45 Killer Couples MVC 3 12:40 Mark Of A Serial Killer MVC 3 1:40 The Real Housewives Of New York M 3 2:40 Hoarders PG 3 3:35 Top Chef PG 4:35 Celebrity Ghost Stories PGVLC 3 5:30 Shark Tank PG 6:30 Bar Rescue PGLC 7:30 Ghost Hunters PGC A town is isolated and worried it may no longer be safe. The townspeople turn to the Ghost Hunters.

8:30 Below Deck – Sailing Yacht M Demanding charter guests to keep the crew on their toes.

9:40 The Real Housewives Of Orange County M Shannon invites the women over for lunch and Dr Jen reveals her marriage is struggling.

10:40 Killer Couples MVC 3 11:30 Mark Of A Serial Killer MVC 3 12:20 Infomercials

Friday

12:45 Extant 16 0 1:30 Emmerdale PG 3 0 1:55 Infomercials 2:50 2 Tunes 3am Wentworth 16LC 3 0 3:50 How To Get Away With Murder MV 3 0 4:35 Neighbours PG 3 0 5am Infomercials

SKY 5 6am Jeopardy! 6:25 Wheel Of Fortune 6:45 Pawn Stars PG 7:10 Counting Cars PG 7:35 Helicopter ER MVLC 8:25 Border Security M 8:50 Storage Wars PG 9:15 Storage Wars PG 9:40 The Mentalist MVC 10:30 Person Of Interest M 11:30 Pawn Stars PG Noon Jeopardy!

12:25 Wheel Of Fortune 12:50 FBI MV 1:40 Lethal Weapon 16VLSC 2:30 The Mentalist MVC 3:20 Helicopter ER MVLC 4:10 Jeopardy!

4:35 Wheel Of Fortune 5pm Counting Cars PG 5:30 Pawn Stars PG 6pm Storage Wars PG 6:30 Storage Wars PG 7pm Border Security M 7:30 The Mentalist MVC 8:30 Treadstone MA 9:30 Seal Team 16VLC 10:30 Person Of Interest M 11:30 Helicopter ER MVLC

Friday

12:30 Wheel Of Fortune 1am Jeopardy! 1:25 Border Security M 1:50 Seal Team 16VLC 2:40 Treadstone MA 3:30 Storage Wars PG 3:55 Storage Wars PG 4:20 Person Of Interest M 5:10 The Mentalist MVC

MOVIES PREMIERE

MOVIES GREAtS

6:20 Obsessed With The Babysitter MVLSC 2020 Thriller. Kristen Vaganos, Simon Haycock. 7:50 The Empty Man 16VC 2020 Horror. James Badge Dale, Stephen Root. 10:05 Breach 16VL 2020 Action. 11:40 The Marksman MVL 2021 Action. 1:30 Ordinary Love MLSC 2019 Drama.

3pm Locked Down MLC 2021 Comedy. 4:55 Charm City Kings 16VLC 2020 Drama.

6:55 Blackbird MLC 2019 Drama. Susan Sarandon, Sam Neill. 8:30 Escape Room – Tournament Of Champions MVL 2021 Horror. Six people unwittingly find themselves locked in another series of escape rooms. To survive, the group must uncover what they all have in common.

Taylor Russell, Logan Miller.

10:10 Let Them All Talk ML 2020 Comedy. A celebrated author goes on a cruise in an effort to find fun and happiness, while she heals old wounds.

Meryl Streep, Candice Bergen.

6:35 The Devil’s Advocate 18VLS 1997 Drama. Al Pacino, Keanu Reeves, Charlize Theron.

8:55 Pride And Prejudice 2005 Drama. Keira Knightley, Matthew Macfadyen, Donald Sutherland. 11am The Matrix Revolutions MV 2003 Sci-fi Action. 1:10 Robin Hood MVLS 2010 Action.

3:30 The Hateful Eight 18VLSC 2016 Western. 6:15 The Matrix Reloaded MVS 2003 Sci-fi Action. Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne, CarrieAnne Moss, Hugo Weaving.

8:30 The Day After Tomorrow M 2004 Action. A climatologist must save the planet from a catastrophic weather change. Dennis Quaid, Jake Gyllenhaal.

10:30 Gangster Squad 16VLS 2012 Action. In 1949, a Brooklyn-born mafia king runs the show in Los Angeles, until a crew of LAPD officers wages war on his empire. Sean Penn, Josh Brolin, Ryan Gosling, Emma Stone.

Friday

12:05 The Nest 16L 2020 Drama. 1:50 The Forever Purge 16VL 2021 Action.

3:35 The Empty Man 16VC 2020 Horror. 5:50 Alone 16VL 2020 Thriller.

Friday

12:20 Shopping 16VLC 2013 Drama. 2am The Pa Boys M 2014 Drama. 3:35 Jane Eyre MC 2011 Drama.

5:35 Conspiracy Theory MV 1997 Thriller.

SKY SPORt 1 6:30 Women’s Six Nations Wales v Italy. 7am Women’s Six Nations France v England. 7:30 Women’s Six Nations Ireland v Scotland. 8am Japan Rugby League One Brave Lupus v Sungoliath. 10am Super Rugby Pacific Waratahs v Crusaders. 10:30 Super Rugby Pacific Reds v Chiefs. 11am Aotearoa Rugby Pod 11:30 French Top 14 Highlights Show Noon Between Two Posts 12:45 Super Rugby Pacific Brumbies v Hurricanes.

1pm Super Rugby Pacific Rebels v Moana Pasifika.

3pm Super Rugby Pacific Waratahs v Crusaders.

5pm Super Rugby Pacific Fijian Drua v Highlanders.

7pm UFC On Sky 7:30 UFC Fight Week 274 8pm Inside Netball 8:30 The Crowd Goes Wild 9pm L Rugby League – NRL Rabbitohs v Broncos.

From Accor Stadium, Sydney. 11:45 UFC On Sky Friday 12:15 UFC Fight Week 274 1am L French Top 14 Clermont v Stade Francais Paris.

3am Japan Rugby League One 3:30 UFC On Sky 4am Gallagher Premiership

0 Closed captions; 3 Repeat; 2 Maori Language; HLS Highlights; RPL Replay; DLY Delayed. CLASSIFICATIONS: 16/18 Approved for persons 16/18 years or over; C Content may offend; L Language may offend; M Suitable for mature audiences 16 years and over; PG Parental guidance recommended for young viewers; S Sexual content may offend; V Contains violence. Local Radio: NewsTalk ZB 873AM/98.1FM FM Classic Hits FM 92.5; Port FM Local 94.9, 98.9 and 106.1

6:30 Waiata Mai 3 6:40 ZooMoo 3 6:50 Taki Atu Taki Mai 3 7am Darwin + Newts 3 7:10 Smooth 3 7:20 Haati Paati 3 7:30 Kia Mau 3 7:40 Kainga Whakapaipai 3 7:50 Paia 3 8am Polyfest 2019 3 8:30 Oranga Ngakau 3 9:30 Whanau Living 3 10am Kai With Anne Thorp 3 10:30 Toi Te Ora 3 11am Sidewalk Karaoke 3 11:30 Ko Te Reo Kia Rere 3 Noon Te Ao Tapatahi 12:30 Haka At Home 3 1:30 Ako 3 2 3:05 Waiata Mai 3 3:15 ZooMoo 3 3:25 Taki Atu Taki Mai 3 3:35 Darwin + Newts 3 3:45 Smooth 3 3:55 Haati Paati 3 4:05 Kia Mau 3 4:15 Kainga Whakapaipai 3 4:25 Paia 3 4:35 Polyfest 2018 3 5pm Mahuru Maori 3 5:15 Haka Life Web Series 3 5:30 Te Pou Herenga O Kia Aroha 3 6pm Haka Ngahau A-Rohe – Te Arawa 3 6:30 Te Ao Marama 7pm Fresh PG 7:30 Only In Aotearoa 3 8pm The Walkers PG 3 8:30 Lucky Dip 3 9pm Kairakau II MCV 3 Three prominent chiefs do whatever it takes to keep their people safe and maintain their honour.

9:30 Ahikaroa M 3 10pm Mura O Te Ahi PG 3 10:30 He Aha To Say? 3 11pm Te Ao Marama 11:30 Closedown

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6:05 EastEnders PG 6:35 The Graham Norton Show MLS 7:25 The Bill M 8:15 Midsomer Murders M 10am Father Brown PG 10:50 Doc Martin PG 11:40 Midsomer Murders M 1:25 The Bill M 2:15 New Tricks M 3:20 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown MLS 4:15 The Graham Norton Show MLS 5:15 Who Do You Think You Are? Australia PG Grant Denyer.

6:20 Qi M 6:55 EastEnders PG 7:25 Qi ML 8pm Would I Lie To You? PG Comedy panel show where contestants bluff about their secrets.

8:30 Dragons’ Den PG 9:40 The Graham Norton Show ML 10:40 Sister Boniface Mysteries PG 11:30 Midsomer Murders M

6:05 Man Caves PG 6:30 How Do They Do It? PG 6:55 How The Universe Works PG 7:45 Barnwood Builders PG 8:35 Aussie Salvage Squad PG 9:25 Fast N’ Loud PG 10:20 Dirty Jobs MLC 11:15 Alaskan Bush People PG Heart Of Gold. 12:10 Man Caves PG Nautical Bedroom Man Cave.

12:40 Mysteries At The Museum PG 1:35 Naked And Afraid MC Snow Daze.

2:55 Homestead Rescue PG Flood, Sweat And Tears.

3:50 Gold Rush MLC From The Ashes. 4:45 Aussie Salvage Squad PG 5:40 Aussie Gold Hunters PG 6:35 Gold Rush MLC Whatever It Takes.

7:30 Gold Rush MLC Rally Valley Bonanza. 8:30 Outback Opal Hunters PG 9:30 Dino Hunters PG Curse Of The Carnivore.

10:30 Alaskan Bush People MLC One Last Dance Da. 11:25 Naked And Afraid MC Don’t Cave In.

1:15 Qi M 1:45 Qi ML 2:15 Would I Lie To You? PG 2:45 Who Do You Think You Are? Australia PG 3:45 The Graham Norton Show ML 4:40 Mrs Brown’s Boys M 5:20 Fawlty Towers PG

12:15 Barnwood Builders PG 1:05 Mysteries At The Museum PG 1:55 Gold Rush PG 2:45 Naked And Afraid MC 3:35 Bering Sea Gold MLC 4:25 Homestead Rescue PG 5:15 Aussie Gold Hunters PG

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This Time Next Year UK, at 7pm

6am Breakfast 0 9am The Ellen DeGeneres Show PG 0 10am Tipping Point 3 0 11am The Chase 3 0 Noon 1 News At Midday 0 12:30 Emmerdale PG 0 1pm Hollyoaks PG 0 2pm Coronation Street PG 3 0 3pm Tipping Point 3 0 4pm Te Karere 2 4:30 Bradley Walsh And Son – Breaking Dad PG 3 0 5pm The Chase 3 0 6pm 1 News At 6pm 0 7pm Seven Sharp 0 7:30 The Repair Shop PG Expert craftspeople restore heirlooms and treasured antiques. 0 8:30 N Interior Design Masters With Alan Carr The contenders are challenged to transform upmarket rental flats in Manchester. 0 9:45 Selling Houses Australia Property experts show people how to maximise their profits and achieve a quick sale. 0 10:50 1 News Tonight 0 11:20 Shortland Street PG 3 0 11:50 Good With Wood 3 0

6am Les Mills Born To Move 0 6:25 Children’s Programmes 0 9:15 Infomercials 9:45 Les Mills Grit Cardio 0 10:15 Home And Away PG 3 0 10:45 Shortland Street PG 3 0 11:15 The Mindy Project PGC 3 0 11:45 Charmed M 0 12:45 Heroes PG 0 1:35 The Drew Barrymore Show PG 0 2:30 Sabrina The Teenage Witch 0 3:30 The Feed 5pm The Simpsons PG 3 0 5:30 Friends 3 Monica desperately tries to figure out a secret cookie recipe; Chandler fails to impress Monica’s father. 0 6pm The Big Bang Theory 3 Hoping it will make him a better teacher, Sheldon has Penny give him acting lessons. 0 6:30 Home And Away PG 0 7pm Shortland Street PGC 0 7:30 F 60 Seconds PG 3 Hopefuls have just 60 seconds to impress talent judges Laura Daniel, Pax Assadi and Tegan Yorwarth. 0 8:30 Have You Been Paying Attention? M Hayley Sproull puts comedians to the test on the week’s news. 0 9:25 Dinner Date 0 10:25 Unreal M 0 11:20 F The Bachelorette PGC 0 1:35 Emmerdale PG 3 0 2am Infomercials 3am 2 Tunes 3:25 Bob Hearts Abishola 3 3:45 8 Out Of 10 Cats 16L 3 4:30 America’s Got Talent 3 0

8am Henry Danger 8:25 The Moe Show 3 9am Wheel Of Fortune 3 9:30 Five Bedrooms MVLSC 3 10:30 N Big Love MVLS 11:40 Royal Pains M 12:35 Duncanville ML The town celebrates its annual Witch Day; Annie and Jack steal a dead woman’s chilli recipe.

1pm House MVSC 2pm The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 3 3pm Wheel Of Fortune 3:30 Jeopardy 4pm American Pickers PGC 3 5pm Dream Home Dilemma 3 5:30 Prime News 6pm Football – A-League (HLS) Western Sydney Wanderers v Wellington Phoenix.

6:30 F Storage Wars PG 3 7pm Pawn Stars PG 3 7:30 Pawn Stars PGL 8:30 Law And Order – Organized Crime MVC When Eli goes missing, Stabler asks Benson and the task force for help; Wheatley considers his future.

9:30 Rugby League – NRL (DLY) Raiders v Bulldogs.

From GIO Stadium.

11:30 Raw PGV

12:50 Schitt’s Creek PG 3 0 1:35 Te Karere 3 2 2am Infomercials 5:30 Religious Programming

6am AM 9am Infomercials 10:30 Match Game PG 3 0 11:30 Newshub Live At 11.30am Noon Married At First Sight – US PG 1pm M The Nurse M 2014 Comedy. A young woman takes in her estranged father after he suffers a stroke, but his nurse may be masking a dangerous secret. Willa Ford, Brigid Brannagh, John Heard. 0 3pm Cutthroat Kitchen PG 4pm Yard Crashers 4:30 Newshub Live At 4:30pm 5pm Gold Rush PG Parker and his brother chase one of their grandfather’s dreams. They battle tough terrain to find out if there is gold at Smith Creek. 0 6pm Newshub Live At 6pm 7pm The Project 7:30 M Around The World In 80 Days PG 2004 Adventure.

An eccentric British inventor, his Chinese valet and an aspiring French artist embark on a trip around the world in eighty days. Jackie Chan, Steve Coogan, Jim Broadbent. 0 9:50 Newshub Late 10:20 The Rookie M 3 Nolan’s mother makes an unexpected visit after a broken engagement; Sgt Grey wants to retire. 0 11:20 7 Days M 3 12:15 Infomercials

6am Grizzly Project PG 7am The Pioneer Woman 7:30 Valerie’s Home Cooking 7:55 Rick Stein’s Road To Mexico PG 9:10 Mysteries At The Museum PG 10:05 The Bidding Room 11:05 Yardcore 11:35 Elbow Room Noon Escape To The Chateau – DIY PG 1pm Finding Alice M 2pm Griff’s Canadian Adventure PG 3pm Cat v Dog PG 4pm Girl Scout Cookie Championship The bakers use Girl Scout Cookies in cakes inspired by the great outdoors.

They make desserts inspired by a classic campfire snack.

5pm Mysteries At The Museum PG 6pm The Bidding Room 7pm This Time Next Year UK PG Davina McCall meets a couple wanting to transform their deaf daughter’s life, and a military couple who are desperate to start a family.

8pm Newshub Live At 8pm 8:30 Dancing On Ice PG 10:30 This Time Next Year UK PG Davina McCall meets a couple wanting to transform their deaf daughter’s life and a military couple who are desperate to start a family.

11:30 Baggage Battles Midnight Infomercials

Saturday

Saturday

BRAVO 6am Infomercials 10am Hoarders PG 3 10:50 Bar Rescue PGLC 3 11:45 Killer Couples MVC 3 12:40 Mark Of A Serial Killer MVC 3 1:40 The Real Housewives Of New York M 3 2:40 Hoarders PG 3 3:35 Top Chef PG 4:35 Celebrity Ghost Stories PGVLC 3 Comedian Andy Dick discovered an abandoned homestead guarded by a longdead pioneer with a hatred for trespassers.

5:30 Shark Tank PG 6:30 Bar Rescue PGLC 7:30 M Drop Dead Fred PGLC 3 1991 Comedy Drama.

A young woman finds her already unstable life upset by the presence of an imaginary friend from childhood.

Phoebe Cates, Rik Mayall, Marsha Mason.

9:40 A Wedding And A Murder MVC 3 College sweethearts celebrate their love with a happily-everafter wedding. Within months, their fairy tale marriage ends in bloodshed.

10:40 Killer Couples MVC 3 11:30 Accident, Suicide Or Murder? MC 3 Midnight Infomercials

SKY 5 6am Jeopardy!

6:25 Wheel Of Fortune 6:45 Pawn Stars PGC 7:10 Counting Cars PG 7:35 Helicopter ER MVC 8:25 Border Security M 8:50 Storage Wars PGL 9:15 Storage Wars PGL 9:40 The Mentalist MVC 10:30 Person Of Interest M 11:30 Pawn Stars PGC Noon Jeopardy! 12:25 Wheel Of Fortune 12:50 Treadstone MA 1:40 Seal Team 16VLC 2:30 The Mentalist MVC 3:20 Helicopter ER MVC 4:10 Jeopardy!

4:35 Wheel Of Fortune 5pm Counting Cars PG 5:30 Pawn Stars PGL 6pm Storage Wars PGL 6:30 Storage Wars PGL 7pm Border Security M 7:30 The Mentalist MVC 8:30 Truck Night In America PGL 9:30 Sinkholes MLC 10:30 Person Of Interest M 11:30 Helicopter ER MVC

Saturday

12:30 Wheel Of Fortune 1am Jeopardy! 1:25 Border Security M 1:50 Sinkholes MLC 2:40 Truck Night In America PGL 3:30 Storage Wars PGL 3:55 Storage Wars PGL 4:20 Person Of Interest M 5:10 The Mentalist MVC

MOVIES PREMIERE 7:30 One Night In Bangkok 16VLSC 2020 Action.

Mark Dacascos, Kane Kosugi.

9:15 Target Number One 16VLSC 2020 Thriller. Josh Hartnett, Antoine Olivier Pilon.

11:20 Let Him Go MVC 2020 Thriller. Kevin Costner, Diane Lane. 1:15 Six Minutes To Midnight MV 2021 Drama.

Eddie Izzard, Judi Dench.

2:57 City Of Lies 16VLSC 2018 Drama. 4:50 The Professor And The Madman MVC 2019 Drama. 6:55 Penguin Bloom ML 2020 Drama. Naomi Watts, Andrew Lincoln. 8:30 Come Play MC 2020 Horror. A mysterious creature uses a lonely boy’s devices to break into our world. Azhy Robertson, Gillian Jacobs.

10:05 Snake Eyes – GI Joe Origins MVL 2021 Action.

A tenacious loner is welcomed into an ancient Japanese clan.

However, his allegiances are tested when secrets from his past are revealed.

Henry Golding, Andrew Koji.

Saturday

12:05 The Devil Has A Name 16VLSC 2021 Drama.

1:45 Bellbird ML 2019 Comedy.

3:20 Chaos Walking MV 2021 Sci-fi. 5:10 Archenemy 16VLC 2020 Action.

Saturday

12:30 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 1:30 Infomercials

MOVIES GREAtS

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6:30 Waiata Mai 3 6:40 Mahi Pai 3 6:50 Takaro Tribe 3 7am Darwin + Newts 3 7:10 Tamariki Haka 3 7:20 Te Nutube 7:30 Kia Mau 3 7:40 Cube 7:50 Huritua 3 8am Tribe 3 8:30 Oranga Ngakau 3 9:30 Whanau Living 3 10am Hangi Pit Masters 3 10:30 Toi Te Ora 3 11am Iwi Anthems 3 11:30 Game Of Bros 3 Noon Te Ao Tapatahi 12:30 Mura O Te Ahi PG 3 1pm Fresh PG 3 1:30 Ako 3 2 3:05 Waiata Mai 3 3:15 Mahi Pai 3 3:25 Takaro Tribe 3 3:35 Darwin And Newts 3 3:45 Tamariki Haka 3 3:55 Te Nutube 3 4:05 Kia Mau 3 4:15 Cube 4:25 Huritua 3 4:35 Polyfest 2018 3 5pm Mahuru Maori 3 5:15 Haka Life Web Series 3 5:30 Te Pou Herenga O Kia Aroha 3 6pm Haka Ngahau A-Rohe – Te Arawa 3 6:30 Te Ao Marama 7pm Pacific Island Food Revolution 3 8pm Kai Safari 3 8:30 Intrepid Journeys Mary Lambie travels in Iran.

9:30 Chatham Islanders 3 Looking after the land and sea as well as each other is an essential part of life for the islanders.

10pm Rage Against The Rangatahi PG 3 10:30 Ki Tua 3 11pm Te Ao Marama 11:30 Closedown

UKtV

7:50 The Water Diviner MV 2014 Drama. Russell Crowe, Olga Kurylenko. 9:40 The Day After Tomorrow M 2004 Action. Dennis Quaid, Jake Gyllenhaal.

11:45 Patriots Day 16VLC 2016 Drama. Mark Wahlberg, Kevin Bacon. 1:55 Love And Mercy MLC 2014 Drama.

John Cusack, Elizabeth Banks.

3:55 Inception MV 2010 Action. Leonardo DiCaprio, Ellen Page. 6:20 Twilight Saga – New Moon MV 2009 Drama. Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner.

8:30 Batman Begins MV 2005 Adventure. The story of how Bruce Wayne became a crime-fighting superhero, from his privileged childhood to his clash with evil. Christian Bale, Michael Caine.

10:50 Snowpiercer 16V 2013 Sci-fi Action. Chris Evans, Jamie Bell, Tilda Swinton.

6am L Darts – Premier League From OVO Arena in Glasgow.

9:30 Super Rugby Pacific (RPL) Force v Blues.

From HBF Park, Perth.

11:30 Super Rugby Pacific (RPL) Fijian Drua v Highlanders.

From ANZ National Stadium, Suva.

1:30 Aotearoa Rugby Pod Ross Karl, James Parsons and Bryn Hall host a topical rugby discussion.

2pm Rugby Heaven A weekly show from Australia, talking all things rugby.

3pm Darts – Premier League (RPL) From OVO Arena in Glasgow.

5:30 Rugby Heaven 6:30 L Super Rugby Pacific Blues v Rebels.

From Eden Park, Auckland.

9:40 L Super Rugby Pacific Reds v Highlanders.

From Suncorp Stadium, Brisbane.

6am EastEnders PG 6:30 The Graham Norton Show MLS 7:25 The Bill M 8:15 Midsomer Murders M 10am Father Brown M 10:50 Doc Martin M 11:40 Midsomer Murders M 1:20 The Bill M 2:10 New Tricks M 3:15 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown MLS 4:15 The Graham Norton Show MLS 5:15 Who Do You Think You Are? Australia PG Chris Bath.

6:20 Qi M 6:55 EastEnders PG 7:25 Qi PG 8pm Would I Lie To You? PG Comedy panel show where contestants bluff about their secrets.

8:35 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown MLS 9:30 Hypothetical MLS 10:20 The Jonathan Ross Show PG 11:15 Midsomer Murders M

12:55 The Host MV 2013 Sci-fi Adventure.

Rachel Roberts, Shyaam Karra.

3am Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2 MV 2012 Fantasy. Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson. 4:55 The Water Diviner MV 2014 Drama.

Russell Crowe, Olga Kurylenko.

Midnight L Cricket – FairBreak Invitational Barmy Army v Falcons.

From Dubai.

4am Rugby Heaven 4:55 L Currie Cup Lions v Cheetahs.

From Emirates Airline Park, Johannesburg.

1am Qi M 1:35 Qi PG 2:10 Would I Lie To You? PG 2:40 Who Do You Think You Are? Australia PG 3:35 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown MLS 4:25 Hypothetical MLS 5:10 The Jonathan Ross Show PG

Saturday

Saturday

0 Closed captions; 3 Repeat; 2 Maori Language; HLS Highlights; RPL Replay; DLY Delayed. CLASSIFICATIONS: 16/18 Approved for persons 16/18 years or over; C Content may offend; L Language may offend; M Suitable for mature audiences 16 years and over; PG Parental guidance recommended for young viewers; S Sexual content may offend; V Contains violence. Local Radio: NewsTalk ZB 873AM/98.1FM FM Classic Hits FM 92.5; Port FM Local 94.9, 98.9 and 106.1

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DIScOVERY 6:05 Man Caves PG 6:30 How The Universe Works PG 7:20 Barnwood Builders PG 8:10 How Do They Do It? PG 8:35 Aussie Salvage Squad PG 9:25 Fast N’ Loud PG 10:20 Gold Rush MLC 11:15 Outback Opal Hunters PG 12:10 How Do They Do It? PG 12:35 Man Caves PG Jeff Ross’s Roast Master General Man Cave. 1:05 Mysteries At The Museum PG 2pm Naked And Afraid MC Don’t Cave In. 2:55 Homestead Rescue PG Fire And Gold.

3:50 Gold Rush MLC Golden Boy. 4:45 Gold Rush MLC Whatever It Takes.

5:40 Aussie Gold Hunters PG 6:35 Dirty Jobs MLC Tugboat Fitter, Water Tower Cleaner.

7:30 Outback Opal Hunters PG 8:30 Aussie Gold Hunters PG 9:30 Sydney Harbour Force PG 10:30 Expedition X MLC Aliens Of The Deep.

11:25 Naked And Afraid MC In Too Deep.

Saturday

1:05 Mysteries At The Museum PG 1:55 Gold Rush PG 2:45 Naked And Afraid MC 4:25 Homestead Rescue PG 5:15 Aussie Gold Hunters PG

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Our House, at 9:05pm

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Ghostbusters, at 7pm

Honey Wars, at 5pm

The Age Of Adaline, at 8:30pm

6am Te Karere 3 2 6:30 Country Calendar 3 0 7am Rural Delivery 0 7:30 Infomercials 8:30 Religious Programming 9am Asia Unplated With Diana Chan 3 0 9:30 Tagata Pasifika 10am John And Lisa’s Weekend Kitchen 0 11am Who Wants To Be A Millionaire UK 3 0 Noon The Larkins Special PG 0 1pm Sarah Beeny’s Renovate Don’t Relocate 0 2pm Beat The Chef 3 0 2:30 Bling 0 3:30 My Unique B&B 0 4:30 Jamie’s Easy Meals For Everyday 3 0 5pm The Chase 3 0 6pm 1 News At 6pm 0 7pm Tipping Point Lucky Stars 3 0 8pm Lotto 8:05 The Wall The game show that changes lives with the drop of a ball. 0 9:05 Our House 16LC Fi has to come to terms with losing the house and tries to find out more about Bram’s whereabouts. 0 11:05 Smother ML 0

6am The Wiggles’ World 3 0 6:10 Postman Pat 0 6:25 Apollo’s Tall Tales 3 0 6:35 PJ Masks 3 0 7am Love Monster 3 0 7:05 Madagascar – A Little Wild 0 7:30 SpongeBob SquarePants 3 0 7:55 Turbo Fast 0 8:20 The Adventures Of Rocky And Bullwinkle 0 8:40 Adventure Time PG 3 0 9:30 Ninjago 3 0 9:40 The Simpsons PG 3 0 10am Fresh PG 0 10:35 F Saved By The Bell 0 11:10 Have You Been Paying Attention? M 3 0 12:10 America’s Got Talent 0 1:55 The Good Witch PG 0 2:50 Star Trek – Discovery PG 0 4pm Junior Bake Off 0 5pm Superman And Lois PG 0 6pm The Cube 0 7pm M Lego Movie 2: The Second Part PG 2019 Animation. It has been five years since everything was awesome. Now there is a new threat, Lego Duplo invaders from outer space. Chris Pratt, Elizabeth Banks, Will Arnett. 0 8:55 M Mother’s Day M 2016 Comedy. Three generations come together in the week leading up to Mother’s Day. Julia Roberts, Jennifer Aniston. 0 11:15 Bel Air 16LC 0

6am Charles Stanley PG 6:30 Infomercials 9:30 Newshub Nation In-depth weekly current affairs show.

10:30 You Live In What?

11:30 Home Town 12:30 Grand Designs UK PG 3 0 1:30 Dancing With The Stars NZ 3 0 3pm Dancing With The Stars NZ 3 0 4pm Buddy v Duff PG 5pm Dodgeball Thunderdome PG 6pm Newshub Live At 6pm 7pm M Ghostbusters PG 3 1984 Comedy. Three unemployed parapsychology professors set up shop as a ghost removal service. Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd, Sigourney Weaver. 0 8:55 M Ghostbusters II PG 3 1989 Comedy. A band of ghost hunters face the spirit of a warlock and must put an end to a demonic river of slime. Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd, Sigourney Weaver. 0 11:05 M Deadly Radio Romance M 3 2021 Thriller.

A radio talk show host becomes suspicious of her former boyfriend when a stalker begins targeting her at work.

Skye Coyne, Jillian Murray, Iyan Evans. 0

6am Infomercials 0 8am Top Wing 0 8:25 The Moe Show 3 0 8:35 We Bare Bears PG 0 9:15 Monster Beach PG 0 9:30 Ben 10 PG 0 9:50 SmackDown MVC 3 10:50 Raw MVC 3 11:50 Whose Line Is It Anyway? PGL 3 0 1pm Once A Warrior With Monty Betham 1:30 Addicted To Fishing PGC 3 2pm Moe And Friends 3 0 2:15 We Bare Bears 3 0 3pm Monster Beach PG 3 0 3:15 Ben 10 PG 3 0 3:35 Wheel Of Fortune 3 4pm Judge Judy PG 5pm Honey Wars PGL (Starting Today) 3 Following the Murray family, the force behind Tai Tokerau Honey, a whanau-owned and operated honey business based in the far north of New Zealand. 0 5:30 Prime News 6pm Tough As Nails PGL 0 7pm Storage Wars PGL 3 Back in Hawaiian Gardens, Emily’s husband Cody misses a bid and stirs up trouble; Brandi and Jarrod put their faith in the cowboy and end up facing their mortality. 0 7:30 L Basketball – NBL Franklin Bulls v Southland Sharks.

From the Franklin Pool and Leisure Centre, Pukekohe.

9:30 Super Rugby Pacific Chiefs v Brumbies.

11:30 NXT PGV 12:30 Infomercials

6am Cat v Dog PG 7am The Pioneer Woman 7:30 Valerie’s Home Cooking 8am Girl Scout Cookie Championship 9am Mysteries At The Museum PG 10am The Bidding Room 11am Yardcore 11:30 Elbow Room Noon Dancing On Ice PG 2pm This Time Next Year UK PG 3pm Little Giants PG 3:30 Little Giants PG 4pm The Best Thing I Ever Ate A decadent, old-world pasta dish; chicken parmigiana sandwich; lasagna; the best dish to end an Italian meal.

4:30 The Best Thing I Ever Ate Biscuits and country ham; a new take on French toast; blueberry ricotta pancakes.

5pm Mysteries At The Museum PG 6pm The Bidding Room 7pm My Lottery Dream Home International 7:30 Celebrity Catch Phrase PG 8:30 M The Age Of Adaline M 2015 Romantic Drama. A woman who stopped ageing after an accident meets a man who complicates the eternal life she has settled into. Blake Lively, Michiel Huisman, Harrison Ford.

10:35 Celebrity Catch Phrase PG 11:35 Baggage Battles 12:05 Infomercials

Sunday

1:10 F The Secrets She Keeps 16L 3 0 2am Nashville PG 3 0 3:30 Infomercials 5:30 Religious Programming

BRAVO

Sunday

12:15 M Widows 16VLS 2018 Drama. Viola Davis, Michelle Rodriguez. 0 2:15 America’s Got Talent 3 0 3:45 2 Tunes 3:55 The 100 PGV 3 0 4:35 Fresh PG 3 0 5am Religious Programming

SKY 5

6am Infomercials 10am Shark Tank PG 3 10:55 Keeping Up With The Kardashian PGLC 3 11:50 Keeping Up With The Kardashian PGLC 3 12:45 Southern Charm PGLSC 3 1:40 Southern Charm PGLSC 3 2:35 Love It Or List It 3 3:35 Hoarders PG 3 4:30 Ghost Hunters PGC 3 5:30 Bar Rescue PGLC 3 6:30 Undercover Boss PG 7:30 The Big Shot With Bethenny ML The last superstars standing host a launch party for Bethenny’s new brand of rose and ring in her 50th birthday.

8:30 The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip M Simmering tensions come to a head; Cynthia has a breakdown; Ramona tries to make things right with Kenya.

9:30 The Real Housewives Of New Jersey M 10:30 Killer Siblings MVC 3 Within 24 hours, a rural community is rocked by two double-homicides.

11:20 Snapped MVC 3 A young dentist is shot dead at her apartment complex.

Sunday

12:10 Infomercials 5am Top Chef PG 3

6am Counting Cars PG 6:30 Counting Cars PG 6:55 Borderforce US – The Bridges PG 7:45 Traffic Cops PGC 8:35 RBT MC 9am South Beach Tow 16VLC 9:30 South Beach Tow 16VLC 10am Pawn Stars PGL 11am NXT PGV Noon SmackDown MVC 2:05 South Beach Tow 16VLC 2:35 South Beach Tow 16VLC 3:05 Mighty Machines PGL 3:35 Mighty Machines PG 4:05 Traffic Cops PGVC 5pm Borderforce US – The Bridges PG 6pm Tough As Nails PGC 7pm RBT MC 7:30 Pawn Stars PGL 8:30 Lazy Boy Garage PG 9pm South Beach Tow 16VLC 9:30 South Beach Tow 16VLC 10pm Counting Cars PG 10:30 Counting Cars PG 11pm Border Security – Australia’s Frontline M 11:30 Traffic Cops PGC

Sunday

12:20 Tough As Nails PGC 1:20 RBT MC 1:50 Pawn Stars PGL 2:50 Lazy Boy Garage PG 3:20 NXT PGV 4:05 South Beach Tow 16VLC 4:35 South Beach Tow 16VLC 5:05 Counting Cars PG 5:30 Counting Cars PG

Sunday

1am Infomercials 5am Life TV PG 5:30 Charles Stanley PG

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6:40 Dirt Music MLS 2019 Drama. Kelly MacDonald, Garrett Hedlund. 8:25 The Courier MVLC 2020 Thriller.

Benedict Cumberbatch, Rachel Brosnahan. 10:15 Land M 2021 Drama. Robin Wright, Demian Bichir. 11:45 Fatman 16V 2020 Comedy. Mel Gibson, Walton Goggins. 1:25 The Unholy MVLC 2021 Horror.

Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Cricket Brown. 3:05 Take Home Pay MV 2019 Comedy.

Tofiga Fepulea’i. 4:50 Judas And The Black Messiah 16VL 2021 Drama. Daniel Kaluuya, LaKeith Stanfield. 6:55 A Quiet Place Part II MVC 2021 Thriller. Emily Blunt, Cillian Murphy. 8:30 F9 – The Fast Saga MV 2021 Action.

Dom must confront the sins of his past to save those he loves from an assassin and a highperformance driver. Vin Diesel, Michelle Rodriguez.

10:55 Out Of Death 16VLC 2021 Thriller. Bruce Willis, Jaime King.

6:45 Message In A Bottle PGS 1998 Romantic Drama. Kevin Costner, Robin Wright Penn.

8:55 Batman Begins MV 2005 Adventure.

Christian Bale, Michael Caine.

11:10 Green Lantern MV 2011 Action. Ryan Reynolds, Blake Lively. 1:05 Money Monster MVLS 2016 Thriller.

George Clooney, Julia Roberts, Jack O’Connell. 2:45 The Soloist ML 2009 Drama.

Jamie Foxx, Robert Downey jr.

4:40 Twilight Saga – Eclipse M 2010 Fantasy. Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson. 6:45 The Tourist MVL 2010 Drama.

Johnny Depp, Angelina Jolie.

8:30 The Dark Knight MV 2008 Action. Batman sets out to destroy organised crime in Gotham City for good, but soon finds himself prey to rising criminal mastermind, The Joker. Christian Bale, Heath Ledger.

11pm Lion PG 2016 Drama.

Dev Patel, Rooney Mara, Nicole Kidman.

Sunday 12:55 Man On A Ledge 16CLV 2012 Action Crime. 2:35 Unbroken MV 2014 Drama. 4:50 Gravity MLC 2013 Drama.

Sunday

12:30 The Call 16VLSC 2020 Horror. Lin Shaye, Tobin Bell.

2:05 The Lost Husband PGL 2020 Drama. 3:55 Ride Like A Girl PGL 2019 Drama.

5:30 Best Friends Forever MVLSC 2021 Thriller.

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9am Cycling – Giro D’Italia Stage One. 9:30 Super Rugby Pacific Blues v Rebels. 11:30 Super Rugby Pacific Reds v Highlanders.

Noon L Netball – National League Final – Teams TBC. 1:40 Super Rugby Pacific Reds v Highlanders. 2pm L Netball – ANZ Premiership Mystics v Tactix. 4pm L Super Rugby Pacific Moana Pasifika v Waratahs. From Mt Smart Stadium, Auckland.

6:40 L Super Rugby Pacific Chiefs v Brumbies.

From FMG Stadium Waikato, Hamilton.

9:30 L Super Rugby Pacific Force v Crusaders.

From HBF Park, Perth.

Sunday Midnight Super Rugby Pacific Moana Pasifika v Waratahs. 12:30 Super Rugby Pacific Reds v Highlanders. 12:50 Heineken Champions Cup 1:50 L Heineken Champions Cup Quarter-final One – Munster v Toulouse. 4am Super Rugby Pacific 4:20 L Heineken Champions Cup Quarter-final Two – Leicester v Leinster.

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2:55 Outback Opal Hunters PG 3:50 Nostradamus – End Of Days MLC Seismic Destiny.

4:45 Nostradamus – End Of Days MLC 5:40 Nostradamus – End Of Days MLC 6:35 Gold Rush – White Water PG 7:30 Maine Cabin Masters PG 8:30 Homestead Rescue – Raney Ranch PG 9:30 Guardians Of The Glades PG 10:30 Nostradamus – End Of Days MLC 11:25 Aliens In Alaska PG

12:05 Who Do You Think You Are? Australia PG 1:05 Who Do You Think You Are? Australia PG 2:05 Who Do You Think You Are? Australia PG 3:05 Who Do You Think You Are? Australia PG 4:05 Too Close M 4:55 Too Close M 5:50 Too Close M

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6:30 My Party Song 3 7pm M Early Man PG 3 2018 Animated. A caveman and his sidekick must gather people to fight against Lord Nooth, who wants to turn their land into a mine for his selfish gains. Voices of Eddie Redmayne, Tom Hiddleston.

8:40 M My Brilliant Career PG 1979 Drama.

A young woman living in the countryside rebels against the pressure to marry, and chooses to focus on her career as a writer but, nevertheless, attracts the attention of two suitors. Judy Davis, Sam Neill, Wendy Hughes.

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Britain’s Got Talent, at 7pm

San Andreas, at 8:30pm

La Brea, at 8:30pm

Dark Waters, at 8:30pm

6am Rural Delivery 3 0 6:25 Paddington Station PG 3 0 7:15 Tagata Pasifika 3 7:40 Praise Be 3 0 8:10 Secret Scotland 3 0 9am Q+A With Jack Tame 0 10am Waka Huia PG 10:30 Marae 2 11am The Great British Sewing Bee PG 0 Noon Attitude 0 12:30 Fair Go 3 0 1pm Sunday 3 0 2pm Extreme Food Phobics PG 0 3pm Sarah Beeny’s New Life In The Country PG 0 4pm Susan Calman’s Grand Day Out PG 0 5pm The Chase 0 6pm 1 News At 6pm 0 7pm Country Calendar 0 7:30 Sunday A weekly in-depth current affairs show, hosted by Miriama Kamo. 0 8:30 George Clarke’s Remarkable Renovations PG Rachel and Mike are transforming a former police station into a spectacular home. 0 9:35 F The Tower MLC Lizzie decides to turn herself in, but first she meets Kieran Shaw. He tries to persuade her not to implicate herself. 0 10:35 Halifax Retribution 16 0 11:30 Clarice 16C 0 12:35 Infomercials

6am Kangaroo Beach Summer Special 0 6:20 Bluey 3 0 6:50 My Little Pony – Pony Life 3 0 7:10 Thomas Edison’s Secret Lab 3 0 7:25 Ben 10 PG 3 0 7:40 Wacky Races 0 8:05 SpongeBob SquarePants 3 0 8:30 What Now? 9:30 Grace’s Amazing Machines 0 9:45 Home And Away Omnibus 3 0 11:45 Shortland Street Omnibus PG 3 0 2:15 United States Of Al PG 0 2:40 Bob Hearts Abishola PG 0 3:10 Fantasy Island PGC 0 4:05 M Kangaroo Jack PG 2003 Comedy. Jerry O’Connell, Anthony Anderson. 0 5:50 Serengeti PG 0 7pm Britain’s Got Talent PG Talented hopefuls compete to win the top title. 0 8:20 M The Fast And The Furious M 2001 Action.

Undercover police infiltrate Los Angeles street car racers to apprehend thieves who have been stealing electronic equipment. Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Jordana Brewster. 0 10:15 Why Women Kill ML Alma learns how cruel a wounded Rita can be. She realises she can use the situation to her advantage. 0 11:15 Homicide For The Holidays MC 0

6am Life TV PG 6:30 Turning Point PG 7am Charles Stanley PG 8am Life TV PG 8:30 Turning Point PG 9am Extreme Couponing PG 3 9:25 The Hui 3 0 9:55 Newshub Nation 3 0 10:55 Rescue My Renovation 11:15 Dr Dee – Alaska Vet PG 12:05 Extinct Or Alive PG 1pm Motorsport – The Grid 1:30 Motorsport – Supercars Round Four.

2:45 Motorsport – British Touring Cars Champs Races One, Two and Three.

3:45 Motorsport – MotoGP Round Six. 5pm The Fishing Show 3 0 6pm Newshub Live At 6pm 7pm Dancing With The Stars NZ Kiwi stars compete for the coveted mirrorball trophy.

8:30 M San Andreas M 2015 Action. A search and rescue pilot must take his former wife and his daughter to safety after a major earthquake hits California.

Dwayne Johnson, Carla Gugino. 0 10:45 9-1-1 M 3 0 11:40 The Gulf M 3 Denise’s defence of Valerie has devastating results; a vineyard hides a dark secret; Jess accuses Ruby’s friends of hiding the truth. 0

6am We Bare Bears 3 0 6:35 Monster Beach PG 3 0 6:45 Ben 10 PG 3 0 7am Rise Of The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3 0 7:30 Religious Programming 10am Golf – LPGA Event JTBC Championship.

11am NXT PGV 3 0 Noon L UFC 274 Prelims Mixed martial arts is a full contact combat sport and will contain content that some viewers may find distressing. 0 2pm L Netball – ANZ Premiership Magic v Tactix.

From the Pulman Arena, Auckland. 0 4pm Judge Judy PG 0 5pm Mighty Machines PG 3 0 5:30 Prime News 6pm Cruising With Jane McDonald PG 3 0 7pm Storage Wars PGL 0 7:30 Outback Truckers PGL 0 8:30 La Brea MC A revelation puts Josh and Izzy’s lives on the line; Eve and the other survivors desperately search for the young boy who holds the key to saving them. 0 9:30 N Yellowstone 16VLC Kayce settles into his new role at the ranch; a damaging article threatens to expose John; Rainwater pitches his new plan to the tribal council. 0 10:30 Rugby League – NRL (RPL) Sharks v Warriors. 0

6am Key Of David PG 6:30 Through The Bible With Les Feldick PG 7am Leading The Way PG 7:30 Little Giants PG 8am Little Giants PG 8:25 Valerie’s Home Cooking 8:50 The Best Thing I Ever Ate 9:15 The Best Thing I Ever Ate 9:40 Mysteries At The Museum PG 10:25 The Bidding Room 11:10 Yardcore 11:35 Elbow Room Noon Winner Cake All 1pm Martha Knows Best PG 1:30 Celebrity Catch Phrase PG 2:30 My Lottery Dream Home International 3pm Dogs – The Untold Story PG 4pm Bake Off – The Professionals PG The remaining teams bake two dozen gateaux Basques and tartes Tatin, before reinventing the Battenberg cake.

5pm Mysteries At The Museum PG 6pm The Bidding Room 7pm Billy Buys Brooklyn PG 7:30 The Chase USA PG 8:30 M Dark Waters M 2019 Drama. A daring attorney risks his job, his family and his life to expose a dark secret kept hidden by one of the largest corporations in the world.

Mark Ruffalo, Anne Hathaway.

10:30 The Chase USA PG 11:30 Baggage Battles Midnight Infomercials

BRAVO 6am Top Chef PG 3 6:50 Top Chef PG 3 7:40 Top Chef PG 3 8:25 Top Chef PG 3 9:15 Songland PG 3 10:05 Songland PG 3 10:55 Hoarders PG 3 11:40 Undercover Boss PG 3 12:30 Undercover Boss PG 3 1:30 Dog Rescuers PG 3 2:30 Rich Kids Go Skint PGL 3 3:30 Shark Tank PG 3 4:30 Shark Tank PG 3 5:30 Shark Tank PG 3 6:30 Tiny House Nation PG John and Zack go to the rescue of Peter and Elizabeth, a couple who are attempting to build their own tiny house.

7:30 M Back To The Future PGL 1985 Action Sci-fi.

Marty McFly and an eccentric scientist turn a DeLorean car into a time machine.

When the experiment goes wrong, Marty’s existence is threatened. Michael J Fox, Christopher Lloyd.

10pm M Contraband 16VLC 3 2012 Crime.

To protect his brother-inlaw from a drug lord, a former smuggler goes to Panama to acquire millions of dollars in counterfeit bills. Mark Wahlberg, Kate Beckinsale, Ben Foster.

12:20 Infomercials

Monday

12:05 Three Days To Live 16C 0 12:55 F The Case Of – Caylee Anthony 16 0 1:40 One Born Every Minute Australia MC 3 0 2:30 Filthy Rich 16VL 3 0 4:05 Infomercials 4:30 Religious Programming 5am Infomercials

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12:40 Infomercials 5:30 AM Early

Monday

12:30 SmackDown PGV 1:30 Infomercials

MOVIES PREMIERE

MOVIES GREAtS

6am Traffic Cops PGC 7am FBI MV 7:55 NXT PGV 8:50 Border Security – Australia’s Frontline M 9:15 Trauma Rescue Squad M 10:05 Pawn Stars PGL 11am Lazy Boy Garage PG 11:25 NCIS – New Orleans MV 12:15 FBI MV 1:10 Tough As Nails PGC 2pm Raw MVC 4:45 NXT PGV 5:45 SmackDown MVC 7:30 FBI MV The FBI investigates the murder of a businessman who was facing accusations of sexually harassing numerous co-workers.

8:30 NCIS – New Orleans MV LaSalle hopes to avenge his brother’s murder by bringing down the opioid drug ring which he believes is responsible.

9:30 Shades Of Blue MVLSC Harlee uncovers a betrayal; Wozniak attempts to negotiate with the intelligence unit.

10:30 Curfew MVC 11:25 Trauma Rescue Squad M

7am Shadow In The Cloud 16V 2021 Action.

Chloe Grace Moretz, Nick Robinson. 8:20 Strange But True MLC 2019 Thriller. Margaret Qualley, Nick Robinson. 9:55 F9 – The Fast Saga MV 2021 Action.

Vin Diesel, Michelle Rodriguez.

12:15 Words On Bathroom Walls MLC 2020 Drama.

Charlie Plummer, Taylor Russell.

2:05 Antebellum 16VL 2020 Thriller. Janelle Monae, Jena Malone. 3:50 All My Life ML 2020 Drama. Harry Shum jr, Jessica Rothe. 5:20 Songbird 16V 2020 Thriller. KJ Apa, Sofia Carson. 6:45 Old MVC 2021 Horror. Gael Garcia Bernal, Vicky Krieps. 8:30 The Suicide Squad 16VLC 2021 Adventure.

Supervillains join a super-secret task force and are dropped off at a remote, enemy-infused island of Corto Maltese.

Margot Robbie, Idris Elba.

10:45 Promising Young Woman 18VLS 2020 Thriller.

Carey Mulligan, Bo Burnham.

12:15 SmackDown MVC 1:55 FBI MV 2:40 Trauma Rescue Squad M 3:30 Curfew MVC 4:20 NCIS – New Orleans MV 5:10 Shades Of Blue MVLSC

12:35 French Exit MLS 2021 Comedy. 2:25 Dawn Raid ML 2020 Documentary.

4:05 Human Capital MLS 2020 Drama. 5:45 Killer Infatuation MVLSC 2021 Thriller.

6:20 The Dark Knight MV 2008 Action.

Christian Bale, Heath Ledger.

8:50 The Hateful Eight 18VLSC 2016 Western.

Samuel L Jackson, Kurt Russell, Jennifer Jason Leigh.

11:35 Knight And Day MVL 2010 Action. Tom Cruise, Cameron Diaz, Peter Sarsgaard.

1:30 I Still Know What You Did Last Summer 16V 1998 Horror. Jennifer Love Hewitt, Freddie Prinze jr. 3:10 The Matrix MV 1999 Sci-fi Thriller.

5:22 The Grudge 16C 2004 Horror.

6:50 The Grudge 2 MC 2006 Drama. Sarah Michelle Gellar, Amber Tamblyn.

8:30 The Dark Knight Rises MV 2012 Action Thriller. Years after the Joker’s reign, the Dark Knight must return to defend Gotham City against Catwoman and mercenary Bane, as the city is on the brink of annihilation. Christian Bale, Tom Hardy, Anne Hathaway.

11:10 Arrival ML 2016 Drama.

Amy Adams, Jeremy Renner, Forest Whitaker. Monday 1:05 Requiem For A Dream 18LSC 2000 Drama. 2:43 Love And Mercy MLC 2014 Drama.

4:40 Hacksaw Ridge 16VC 2016 Drama.

Monday

Monday

SKY SPORt 1 6:30 Super Rugby Pacific Moana Pasifika v Waratahs.

7am Super Rugby Pacific Chiefs v Brumbies. 9am Super Rugby Pacific Reds v Highlanders. 11am L Squash – PSA Tournament Of Champions Finals.

1:30 Japan Rugby League One Verblitz v Suntory Sungoliath. 2pm Super Rugby Pacific Chiefs v Brumbies. 2:30 Super Rugby Pacific Force v Crusaders. 3pm L Super Rugby Pacific Hurricanes v Fijian Drua. 6pm Super Rugby Pacific Blues v Rebels. 6:30 Super Rugby Pacific Reds v Highlanders.

7pm Super Rugby Pacific Chiefs v Brumbies. 7:30 The Breakdown 8:30 Rugby Nation 9pm Japan Rugby League One Verblitz v Suntory Sungoliath. 9:30 Japan Rugby League One Shining Arcs v Kobe Steelers.

10pm The Breakdown 11pm Netball – ANZ Premiership Monday 12:25 Netball – ANZ Premiership 1:50 L Heineken Champions Cup Quarter-final Four – Racing 92 v Sale. 4am Japan Rugby League One 5:40 Barcelona Marathan

0 Closed captions; 3 Repeat; 2 Maori Language; HLS Highlights; RPL Replay; DLY Delayed. CLASSIFICATIONS: 16/18 Approved for persons 16/18 years or over; C Content may offend; L Language may offend; M Suitable for mature audiences 16 years and over; PG Parental guidance recommended for young viewers; S Sexual content may offend; V Contains violence. Local Radio: NewsTalk ZB 873AM/98.1FM FM Classic Hits FM 92.5; Port FM Local 94.9, 98.9 and 106.1

6:30 Waiata Mai 3 6:40 Purakau 3 6:50 Tamaiti Tu 7am Tamariki Haka 3 7:10 Darwin + Newts 3 7:20 Haati Paati 3 7:30 Kia Mau 3 7:40 Kainga Whakapaipai 3 7:50 Paia 3 8am Polyfest 3 8:30 Whanau Bake-Off 3 9:30 Best Of Kai Time On The Road 3 10am Easy Eats 3 10:30 Matau Bros Gone Fishing PGL 3 11am Te Ao Marama 11:30 Te Ao With Moana 3 Noon Te Ao Tapatahi 12:30 Tagata Pasifika 1pm 5 Minutes Of Fame 3 2pm M Early Man PG 3 2018 Animated. A caveman and his sidekick must gather people to fight against Lord Nooth, who wants to turn their land into a mine for his selfish gains. Voices of Eddie Redmayne, Tom Hiddleston.

3:40 Loading Docs 3 Powerful people.

4pm Waka Huia PG 3 4:30 The Hui 5pm The Negotiators 3 5:30 Te Ao Toa 6:30 The New Zealanders 3 7:30 Dust And Bones A documentary examining the legal issues and political controversies surrounding the preservation and re-dedication of First Nations artefacts, burial sites and remains.

8:30 M Radioactive M 2019 Drama. The story of pioneering scientist Marie Curie.

Rosamund Pike, Sam Riley.

10:30 Taringa 3 11:30 Closedown

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6:45 The Jonathan Ross Show – Special Guests MLC 7:10 Fawlty Towers PG 7:45 Holby City MC 8:45 EastEnders PG 9:15 EastEnders PG 9:45 EastEnders PG 10:15 EastEnders PG 10:45 EastEnders PG 11:15 The Graham Norton Show ML 12:05 Dragons’ Den PG 1:05 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown MLS 1:55 Midsomer Murders M 3:40 Sanditon PG 4:35 Professor T M 5:30 Heartbeat M 6:25 Call The Midwife PG 7:35 Mallorca Files PG A murdered food critic becomes a chewy case for Max and Miranda.

8:30 Who Do You Think You Are? PG Joe Sugg.

9:40 Grantchester M 10:30 Grantchester M 11:20 Casualty PG Monday 12:10 Mallorca Files PG 12:55 Who Do You Think You Are? PG 1:55 Grantchester M 2:45 Grantchester M 3:35 Sticks And Stones M 4:25 Sticks And Stones M 5:15 Sticks And Stones M 8May22

6:05 How Do They Do It? PG 6:30 How Do They Do It? PG 6:55 Expedition X MLC 7:45 Mission Declassified PG 8:35 Dirty Jobs MLC 9:25 Alaskan Bush People PG 10:20 Aliens In Alaska PG They Walk Among Us. 11:15 Gold Rush MLC Whatever it Takes.

12:10 Outback Opal Hunters PG 1:05 Dino Hunters PG Curse of the Carnivore.

2pm Outback Opal Hunters PG 2:55 Outback Opal Hunters PG 3:50 Outback Opal Hunters PG 4:45 Outback Opal Hunters PG 5:40 Outback Opal Hunters PG 6:35 Outback Opal Hunters PG 7:30 Gold Rush – Winter’s Fortune PG Gold Moves.

8:30 Nostradamus – End Of Days MLC Nuclear Apocalypse.

9:30 Naked And Afraid MLC Garden of Evil. 10:30 What On Earth? PG America’s Swamp Castle. 11:25 Alaskan Bush People MLC One Last Dance Da.

Monday

12:15 How Do They Do It? PG 12:40 Aliens In Alaska PG 1:30 Aussie Gold Hunters PG 2:20 Naked And Afraid MC 3:10 Naked And Afraid MC 4am Naked And Afraid MC 5:15 Naked And Afraid MC

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Billy Buys Brooklyn, at 1:30pm

6am Breakfast 0 9am The Ellen DeGeneres Show PG 0 10am Tipping Point 3 0 11am The Chase 3 0 Noon 1 News At Midday 0 12:30 Emmerdale PG 0 1:30 Country Calendar 3 0 2pm Ready Steady Cook 0 3pm Tipping Point 3 0 4pm Te Karere 2 4:30 Neighbours PG 0 5pm The Chase 0 6pm 1 News At 6pm 0 7pm Seven Sharp 0 7:30 Fair Go Pippa Wetzell and Hadyn Jones present a show that advocates for consumer rights. 0 8:05 Bradley And Barney Walsh – Breaking Dad PG In Hungary, the pair take to Lake Balaton for high-speed catamaran sailing before sampling world famous goulash. 0 8:35 Gordon, Gino And Fred’s Road Trip PG 3 0 9:35 20/20 An update of international current affairs. 0 10:35 1 News Tonight 0 11:05 Shortland Street PG 3 0 11:35 Ambulance – Code Red M 0

6am Les Mills Born To Move 0 6:25 Children’s Programmes 0 9am Infomercials 9:30 Les Mills Body Balance 0 10am Home And Away PG 3 0 10:30 Shortland Street PGC 3 0 11am The Mindy Project PG 0 11:30 Charmed M 0 12:30 Heroes PG 0 1:20 The Drew Barrymore Show PG 0 2:15 Superstore PG 0 2:40 Sabrina The Teenage Witch 0 3:30 The Feed 5pm The Simpsons PG 3 0 5:30 Friends 3 0 6pm Home And Away PG 0 7pm Shortland Street PG 0 7:30 N Lego Masters NZ PG The first challenge is called ArchipeLego. The winning team wins the Power Brick to keep them safe from elimination. 0 8:30 N Down For Love PG Follow six people with Down Syndrome who are on a quest to find love. 0 9:30 Aroha Nui – Say I Do PG Iripa and Jess take control of a big wedding in Te Papaioea. The vows, the rehearsal and the weather are just a few of the challenges. 0 10pm Naked Attraction 18LSC 3 0 10:55 Two And A Half Men PG 3 0 11:55 2 Broke Girls PGL 3 0

6am AM With Ryan Bridge, Melissa Chan-Green, William Waiirua and Bernadine Oliver-Kerby.

9am Infomercials 10:30 Match Game PG 3 Contestants attempt to fill in the blanks to match the answers of celebrities. 0 11:30 Newshub Live At 11.30am Comprehensive coverage of local and global news.

Noon Married At First Sight – US PG 1pm M Deadly Pursuit M 2015 Thriller. A couple move to a remote lodge in Alaska in an attempt to salvage their marriage. They get caught up in a world of crime and a bloodthirsty bear.

Victoria Pratt, KC Clyde.

3pm Cutthroat Kitchen PG 4pm Yard Crashers 4:30 Newshub Live At 4:30pm 5pm Gold Rush PG 0 6pm Newshub Live At 6pm 7pm The Project 7:30 Dancing With The Stars NZ Kiwi stars compete for the coveted mirrorball trophy.

8:30 9-1-1 M Follow the high-pressure lives of police officers, firefighters and dispatchers. 0 9:25 9-1-1 M 0 10:25 Newshub Late 10:55 NRL Try Time 11:55 Infomercials 5:30 AM Early

8am Henry Danger PGV 0 8:25 The Moe Show 3 0 9am Wheel Of Fortune 3 9:30 Five Bedrooms MLSC 3 0 10:30 Big Love MVLSC 0 11:30 Royal Pains MVC 12:30 Duncanville ML 0 1pm Anthems – New Zealand’s Iconic Hits MLC 3 0 2pm The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 3 3pm Wheel Of Fortune 3:30 Jeopardy 4pm American Pickers PGC 3 5pm Tagata Pasifika 0 5:30 Prime News 6pm Rugby Nation 6:30 Storage Wars PGL 3 0 7pm Pawn Stars PG 3 0 7:30 American Pickers PGC A historic New Hampshire farm contains 300 years of forgotten treasures; in Pennsylvania, Robbie finds a 1936 Harley hiding in plain sight. 0 8:30 The Crowd Goes Wild 0 9:30 M Point Break MVL 2015 Crime. An undercover cop infiltrates a gang of extreme-sport athletes suspected of being behind a series of corporate heists. Luke Bracey, Ray Winstone, Teresa Palmer. 0 11:50 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG

6am Dogs – The Untold Story PG 7am The Pioneer Woman 7:30 Valerie’s Home Cooking 8am Bake Off – The Professionals PG 9am Mysteries At The Museum PG 10am The Bidding Room 11am Yardcore 11:30 Elbow Room Noon Historic House Rescue PG 1pm American Restoration PG 1:30 Billy Buys Brooklyn PG Billy uncovers a bow tie TV lamp clock; an army veteran hopes to buy a military-themed gift for her uncle.

2pm The Chase USA PG 3pm Amanda To The Rescue PG 4pm Giada Entertains 4:30 Gino’s Italian Escape 5pm Mysteries At The Museum PG 6pm The Bidding Room 7pm Tough Love With Hilary Farr 8pm Newshub Live At 8pm 8:30 Extraordinary Extensions A couple is building an enormous subterranean extension on their historic gate lodge.

9:30 Escape To The Chateau – DIY PG 10:30 Tough Love With Hilary Farr A woman is not ready to move into her partner’s home until his formerwife’s designs are gone.

11:30 Baggage Battles PG Midnight Infomercials

Tuesday

12:35 Q+A With Jack Tame 3 0 1:30 Te Karere 3 2 1:55 Infomercials 5:30 Te Karere 3 2

BRAVO 6am Infomercials 10am Hoarders PG 3 10:55 Bar Rescue PGLC 3 11:50 Killer Couples MVC 3 12:45 Accident, Suicide Or Murder? MC 3 1:40 The Real Housewives Of New York City M 3 2:40 Hoarders PG 3 3:35 Top Chef PG 4:35 Celebrity Ghost Stories PGVLC 3 5:30 Shark Tank PG 6:30 Bar Rescue PGLC 7:30 Snapped MVC An investigation is started after newlyweds are found shot dead next to their car.

8:30 The Real Murders Of Orange County MVC The brutal double-murder of two pianists rocks a tranquil neighbourhood.

9:30 Buried In The Backyard MVC A mum of three vanishes, and her car is found by the side of a road with a flat tire, raising suspicions.

10:30 Killer Couples MVC 3 A young bride is killed and just when it looks like justice could be served, her killers reveal a shocking twist.

11:25 Accident, Suicide Or Murder? MC 3 12:15 Infomercials

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12:30 Wheel Of Fortune 1am Jeopardy!

1:25 Border Security M 1:50 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords MVLC 2:40 Hardcore Pawn Chicago PGL 3:05 Kalgoorlie Cops MC 3:30 Storage Wars PGL 4:20 Person Of Interest M 5:10 The Mentalist MVC

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12:50 Closedown 1am Infomercials

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7:15 Moonshot MVLSC 2022 Comedy. Cole Sprouse, Zach Braff. 8:55 Six Minutes To Midnight MV 2021 Drama. Eddie Izzard, Judi Dench. 10:35 Charm City Kings 16VLC 2020 Drama.

Jahi Di’Allo Winston, Meek Mill.

12:35 The Nest 16L 2020 Drama. Jude Law, Carrie Coon.

2:20 The Dry 16V 2020 Drama.

Eric Bana, Genevieve O’Reilly.

4:15 In The Heights PGL 2021 Musical. Anthony Ramos, Melissa Barrera.

6:35 Dream Horse PGL 2021 Drama. Toni Collette, Damian Lewis.

8:30 Target Number One 16VLSC 2020 Thriller. A Canadian journalist investigates the circumstances surrounding the suspicious arrest of a former heroin addict. Josh Hartnett, Antoine Olivier Pilon.

10:35 Separation MVLC 2020 Horror.

Violet McGraw, Rupert Friend.

6:55 Jane Eyre MC 2011 Drama. Mia Wasikowska, Michael Fassbender, Judi Dench. 8:55 The Pa Boys M 2014 Drama.

Francis Kora, Matariki Whatarau.

10:25 Wild Wild West PGV 1999 Action. Will Smith, Salma Hayek. 12:10 The Dark Knight Rises MV 2012 Action Thriller. Christian Bale, Tom Hardy, Anne Hathaway.

2:50 City Of Angels MS 1998 Romantic Drama. Meg Ryan, Nicholas Cage, Dennis Franz.

4:45 Carrie 16VLS 2013 Horror. 6:25 La La Land ML 2016 Musical Comedy.

Emma Stone, Ryan Gosling.

8:30 Patriots Day 16VLC 2016 Drama. In the wake of the Boston Marathon bombings, a community comes together despite destruction and chaos, to hunt the perpetrators and serve justice. Mark Wahlberg, Kevin Bacon.

10:40 Twilight Saga – New Moon MV 2009 Drama. Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner.

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12:20 Gully 18VLSC 2021 Drama. Kelvin Harrison jr, Charlie Plummer.

1:45 The Marksman MVL 2021 Action.

3:30 Ordinary Love MLSC 2019 Drama.

5am Spiral – From The Book Of Saw 18VL 2021 Horror.

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3am Wild Wild West PGV 1999 Action. 4:45 Get On Up MVLSC 2014 Biography Music.

SKY SPORt 1 6am Heineken Champions Cup Quarter-finals – Munster v Toulouse. 8am Heineken Champions Cup Quarterfinals – Leicester v Leinster.

10am Super Rugby Pacific Hurricanes v Fijian Drua. Noon Super Rugby Pacific Moana Pasifika v Waratahs. 2pm Super Rugby Pacific Chiefs v Brumbies. 4pm Netball – ANZ Premiership Magic v Tactix. 5:30 Netball – ANZ Premiership Stars v Mystics. 7pm L Netball – ANZ Premiership Steel v Pulse. 8:45 Netball Zone 9:15 Super Rugby Pacific Reds v Highlanders. 9:30 Super Rugby Pacific Blues v Rebels. 9:50 Super Rugby Pacific Force v Crusaders.

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8pm Te Ao With Moana 8:30 Eight Days A Week – The Touring Years PGCL A compilation of footage featuring music, interviews, and stories of The Beatles from 1963 to 1966.

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10:45 Loading Docs 3 11pm Te Ao Marama 11:30 Closedown

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11:15 Mega Shippers PG Grand Ship Auto.

12:10 How Do They Do It? PG 12:35 Man Caves PG Lacrosse Man Cave and Office.

1:05 Naked And Afraid MC In Too Deep.

2:55 Homestead Rescue PG Moose Mayhem.

3:50 Gold Rush MLC Viking Ship.

4:45 Aussie Salvage Squad PG 5:40 Aussie Gold Hunters PG 6:35 Aussie Lobster Men PG 7:30 Sydney Harbour Force PG 8:30 Mega Shippers PG 9:30 Airplane Repo PG The Blonde Bomber.

10:30 Curse Of The Bermuda Triangle PG Unexplained Encounters.

11:25 Naked And Afraid MC Two Tarzans One Jane.

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ARIES (Mar 21-Apr 19): At first glance, it would seem you’re in a mood to take a chance, risk rejection, go for the big spoils. Upon further assessment, this isn’t a mood at all. It’s an orientation built to last.

TAURUS (Apr 20-May 20): A relationship will baffle you. Each nuance has meaning split open and reflecting an opposite meaning, like light refracted through crystals, dazzling and disorienting. The conquest is the surrender.

GEMINI (May 21-Jun 21): What you seek is inside yourself, but if you can’t see it and don’t know what it is, so what if you carry it around? To recognise an internal quality, you need the external pursuit.

Vision needs light from outside.

CANCER (Jun 22-Jul 22): You’ll construct your plan like any master builder, one brick at a time until it’s complete. It’s a comfort knowing tomorrow you’ll be living in the fruit of today’s effort. Can you also enjoy the labour?

LEO (Jul 23-Aug 22): The work required will be deep and concentrated. It won’t pair well with shallow, vain pursuits. It will be impossible to do this work in a place of distraction, which every place is unless you silence your phone.

VIRGO (Aug 23-Sep 22): There is an uncoordinated, improvised quality to the day’s unfolding, to the point where you might even call it a mess.

Lovely things are born of messes, though, and in fact, messiness is a fact of birth.

LIBRA (Sep 23-Oct 23): Groups are tricky. Shop around to find the right one. A good fit would be a place in which the spirit with which the endeavour is approached harmonises with the endeavour itself.

SCORPIO (Oct 24-Nov 21): You have patience with those who need to puff themselves up and jockey for position. Fame and power are what people go for before they understand what they crave, a union with their own soul.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22-Dec 21): The difficulties will clear up in stages. Get interested instead of frustrated. The more curious you are about how things work, the more they will reveal themselves to you.

CAPRICORN (Dec 22-Jan 19): Constructive daydreaming is a joy and the most productive way to spend your creativity, as long as you keep track of where you’ve travelled on this journey of imagination.

AQUARIUS (Jan 20-Feb 18): Roses have thorns. Chocolate is a bitter bean. The classic love stories involve the tragic longing of lovers who, for some reason, can’t unite. Strip the thorns; add sugar; remove the obstacle. Viva capability!

PISCES (Feb 19-Mar 20): You want enough order in your environment to allow for unobstructed movement to achievable aims. Too much order is uninspiring. Strike a balance.

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OUR VIEW

Perhaps it serves Becker right T

alk about an inglorious demise, a fall from grace to match the very best of them and something for everyone to be aware of.

That’s what has happened to tennis great and one of my sporting idols in Boris Becker.

Boom Boom, as he was known, because of his thunderous serve and devastating tennis power game, now finds himself heading to prison on a two-and-a-half year sentence after being found guilty of illicitly transferring large amounts of money and hiding assets after he was declared bankrupt in 2017.

The three-time Wimbledon champion faced a maximum sentence of seven years behind bars, and, in some ways, he was lucky. That was evident when Judge Deborah Taylor

Daryl Holden announced the sentence, telling 54-year-old Becker that he’d shown no remorse.

“While I accept your humiliation as part of the proceedings, there has been no humility,” Taylor has been reported as saying.

Ouch. But how had it come to this? How did he end up in such a financial mess? Remember, that Becker had accrued more than $US50 million career earnings on the tennis tour, had enjoyed a lucrative career as television commentator and became a hugely successful coach,

guiding Novak Djokovic to four Australian open titles. Where did it all go and what made him think he could get away it?

Goodness knows, but during the trial Becker said his earnings had been swallowed up by expensive divorce payments and various debts when he lost large chunks of his income after retirement.

Becker, as many will remember, rose to stardom in 1985 when he won the Wimbledon title as a ludicrously prodigious and unseeded 17-year-old. Just 17. Amazing really.

He became the youngest Wimbledon men’s champion and for the next 15 years the big, redhaired German was a revelation.

He lit up tennis when it needed it most. He was flamboyant. He thumped the ball harder and

with considerably more venom than anyone else on the pro circuit. He was magnificent and acrobatic at the net, with vivid memories of him diving full length for volleys on the grass at Wimbledon.

The nicknames came quickly.

Boom Boom, of course, but he was also dubbed Baron Von Slam and Der Bomber for the ferocity of his play as he won six Grand Slam titles to establish himself as a true global sporting superstar.

I interviewed Becker after one of his final Wimbledon appearances and I remember his genuine physical presence.

He was a big man, built like a blindside rugby flanker rather than an elite tennis athlete, and armed with a smile and natural charm that made him a fan favourite everywhere.

Unfortunately, off court, and as time has shown, was a much harder match to play for one of tennis’ all-time greats. But he’s certainly not the first sporting star to lose their way beyond their fields of dreams and he won’t be the last.

In May, we saw that happen very close to home when former Warriors’ rugby league star and TV personality, Manu Vatuvei, was sentenced to three years and seven months’ prison for his role in a methamphetamine smuggling syndicate. Stardom and fame didn’t help big Manu and it certainly hasn’t made Becker’s life as simple or as easy, as you may have expected.

From centre court to crown court – the rise and fall of Boris Becker has been one sorry, sorry tale.

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Ashburton Guardian Tuesday, May 3, 2022

Mellish, Andrew Barrie, Elvis Kelsall. Net Eagle; # 2 Ray Stevenson, Tony Sheppard. Finalists in the Findlay Cup are Andrew Barrie & Gordon Rennie, Jeff Naish & Pete Trembath. The Findlay Plate finalists are Bruce Collins & Neal Jones, Paul Heffor d & Neil Rayner. Len Bell Memorial Trophy sees Will Morrison & Ross Preece playing Phil Bloomfield & Carl O’Neill.

RESULTS

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Mid Canterbury Social Wheelers

36 Riders, 30th April 22. 16km Ot and home. 1st. Kaylib Gorrie 28m 09s. 2nd Pam Harcourt 28m 21s. 3rd. Katherine Gorrie 32m 23s. 4th. Kristine Marriott 25m 45s. 5th. Ross Templeton 25m 46s.

6th. Doug Coley 25m 46s. 7th. Richard Kirwan 25m 46s. 8th. Don Morrison 28m 27s. 9th. Alan Johns 32m 27s.

10th. Paul Hands 32m 28s. 11th. Janette Hooper 33m 28s. 12th. Ross Proctor 33m 31s. 13th. Michelle Davidson 25m 58s. 14th. Dave Shurrock 33m 39s. 15th.

Larry Neal 23m 49s F/t. 16th. Monique Brake 23m 49s 2f/t. 17th. Michael Gallagher 23m 49s 3f/t. 18th. Dave knight 23m 49s 4f/t. 19th. Marty Cuttle 23m 50s 5f/t. 20th. Nick Grijns 23m 50s.

6f/t. 21st. Paul Summerfield 26m 06s.

22nd. Anton Nicolls 23m 51s. 7f/t. 23rd.

Jelle Hendriksen 23m 52s 8f/t. 24th.

Rob Hooper 23m 52s. 9f/t. 25th. Paul Brake 23m 52s 10f/t. 26th. Don Sutton 26m 12s. 27th. Mark Smitheram 27m 01s. 28th. Kenny Johnston 31m 51s.

29th. Debbie Skinner 32m 08s. 30th.

Andy Skinner 32m 08s. 31st. Ron Kennedy 32m 09s. 32nd. Lucy Kirwan 30m 39s. 33rd. Nigel Leary 32m 40s. 34th.

Jack Gorrie 31m 32s. 35th. Roger Wilson 30m 06s. 36th. Merv Grewar 38m 12s.

Tinwald Cycling U17 Development

Sunday 1st May 22. Fords Road 4km Open Handicap. 1st. Nick Dalley 10m 19s. 2nd. Lucy Brake 10m 20s. 3rd. Eden Brake 10m 01s. 4th. Eliza McKenzie 8m 36s. 5th. Ryan Gallagher 8m 09s. Graded Results A. 1st Eliza McKenzie, 2nd.

Ryan Gallagher. B. 1st. Lucy Brake 2nd.

Eden Brake. C. 1st. Nick Dalley. Open 2km Time Trial 1st. Ryan Gallagher 3m 54s. 2nd. Eliza McKenzie 4m 11s. 3rd.

Eden Brake 5.00m 4th. Lucy Brake 5m 07s. 5th. Nick Dalley 5m 15s. Graded Results. A. 1st. Ryan Gallagher, 2nd. Eliza McKenzie. B. 1st. Eden Brake, 2nd. Lucy Brake. C. 1st. Nick Dalley.

■■ Golf

Ashburton 9 Holers

Last week’s winners of the Netherby Pharmacy Round 3 Heather Smith Trophy (Stableford) were: first, Peter Woods (23) followed by Allan Bowman (22) and Gavin Johnston (21). Smith & Church golf balls were won by John Forde who scored a two on number 4 as well as a gobbler and Murray Lister who scored a gobbler. Next week, 12th March, we will play Round 4, Jean Drummond & Gordon Clinton Trophies - Putting. The following week, 19th March, we can’t play at Ashburton, so we are going to Mayfield to join their 9 hole group.

Ashburton Golf Club

Saturday, April 24 - AM Bruce Cup Foursome) Radius Care & Winners of the AM Bruce Cup: Tonee Hurley and Kevin Smith 67.5 Nett, 2nd Josh & Rob Coyle 69.5 Nett, 3nd Adrian & Wendy Hopwood 71 Nett, Other good scores were; Wendy & Eric Parr, Steve McCloy & Steven Lee 72.5, Jordan Bird & Matt Tait, John Ramsey & Bruce Ferriman, Anthony White

Tinwald Ladies

April 26 – Medal Silver: Jo Peacock 74, Bronze 2: Sue Gutsell 73, Bronze 2: Marion Oakley 73. Stroke: Sue Gutsell 73 c/b, Marion Oakley 73, Leen Bell 74. 9 Hole – Stroke: Lesley Glassey 39 c/b, Diana Wellman 39. Nearest the Pin: No 2 (2nd Shot) Murray Young Property Broker; Maree Moore, No 6 (2nd Shot) Sims Bakery; Di Bell, No 12 Mac & Maggie; Sue Gutsell, 16 (2nd Shot) Outdoor Adventure; June Bruhns, Memory Funeral Longest Putt; Mara Kennedy.

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Ashburton MSA Petanque

Winners of the Tinwald Golf Club Anzac Trophy 7 Salver: Chris Bell (left), Jason Mactier, Michael Thomas and Emily Wilson. & Tufuga Sa 73 & Brian Nuttall & Ben Niles with 74 Nett. Twos: Tonee Hurley and Kevin Smith, Wendy & Eric Parr & Jordan Bird & Matt Tait.

Nearest The Pins: Hole 4# Value Plus: David Fisher, Hole 8# Dock’s Seafood Bar & Grill: Gavin Johnson, Hole 12# South Island Seeds & Processing Co: Tom Bird, Hole 14# 3 Stooges “Brown Bombers”: Terry Kingsbury, Hole 6# Hamish Niles Shout: Craig Bain, Hole 9# Ton’s Thai: Mary Lo Watson.

Saturday, April 30 – 4BBB Murray Webb Trophy Winner of the Murray Webb Trophy: Matt Tait & James McFarlane 60 Nett, 2nd Natasha Wilson & Karen McRae 61 Nett, 3rd Perry Hunt & Bruce Day 63 Nett. Other good scores were; Terry Molloy & Bruce Ferriman 63, Robbie Bell & Royce Jamieson 64, Steve McCloy & Stephen Lee 64, Murray Wackrow & Ron Carlson 64, Paul Greer & Antony White 64 and Paddy Bradford & Pat Turton 65. Two’s: Grieg Sparrow, Neil McDonald, Stewart Dunlop and Dave Morrison. Nearest The Pins: Hole 4#”: 3 Stooges “Brown Bombers: Grieg Sparrow, Hole 8# South Island Seeds & Processing Co: Dylan Stoddart Steve McCloy, Hole 12# Value Plus: Stewart Dunlop, Hole 14# Dock’s Seafood Bar & Grill: Pauline Bell, Hole 6# Hamish Niles Shout: Jeff Hewitt, Hole 9# Tong’s Thai: Craig Bain, Birdie Jackpot Hole No 7#, Nett Eagle Jackpot Hole No 18#. Tinwald Tavern Bonus Spot Prize: Hayden McMillan

9 Hole Competition: Stableford

1st: Harvey Bakehouse Winner: Jamie Stone 21pts, 2nd: Janice Dunlop 21pts, 3rd Wendy Hopwood 20pts, 4th Gavin Johnston 20pts, 5th Oliver Prince 20pts, 6th Joy Nicholas 20pts.

Ashburton Ladies

Tuesday 26th April - Mildred Doak - Silver Alison MacGregor – 74, Net Round: Jenny Stoddart, Sally Lemon – 73, Jenny William – 74. Nearest the Pins: No 4

Chevalier Farm Ltd – Not Struck, No 8 Samantha Rose Flowers – Vicki Moore, No 12 Lynn’s small Salon – Not Struck, No 14 Todd’s of Ashburton – Fiona Williamson, No 18 2nd Shot – Maryann Blair, Twos: Vicki Moore – No 8.

Mayfield Golf Club

Saturday April 23 Winners of Handicap round best Nett - Greg Cook and Kenny Read 72, Alan Dixon 73 and Paul Gardner, Arthur Grigg and Gordon Duthie 74. Best Putting Round- Grant Early and Arthur Grigg 25, Logan Tasker and Greg Cook 27. Nearest the pins: No 2: Aon Insurance – Logan Tasker, No 11: Hyde Bros Spraying – Kenny Read, No 5: Campbell Contracting- Alan Dixon, No 14: ANZ Bank – Gordon Duthie, No 9 and 18: Ruralco second shot – Logan Tasker, Twos: Kenny Read and Grant Early, Kallara Texel Player of the Day: Greg Cook 10028-72.

Saturday, April 30 Winners of Stableford round: Steve Schmack 39, Paul Gardner 38, Harley Davies 37, Murray Keir, Kerry Read 36, Ian Beach and John Sim 35. Nearest the pins: No 2: Aon Insurance – Andrew Peck, No 11: Hyde Bros Spraying – Harley Davies, No 5: Campbell Contracting- Kerry Read, No 14: ANZ Bank – Dougal Weiley, No 9 and 18: Ruralco second shot – Andrew Peck, Twos: Andrew Peck and Steve Schmack, Kallara Texel Player of the Day: Steve Schmack 83-14-69.

Mayfield Ladies

Tuesday, April 26 - 2nd Putting 1st Judith Webb 28 putts, 2nd Sue Graham 29, 3rd Marilyn Cross 30. Longest Putt - Ruth Keeley. No 2 & 11 2nd Shot, No 2 Val Fleming - Jan Early, No 11 Sims Bakery - Christine Ross. Nearest the pin. No 5 & 14: No 5 Memory Funerals - N/S, No 14 Ross Brothers - Christine Ross. Player of the Day - Judith Webb.

Methven Golf Club

Saturday, April 30 Senior: Alister Maxwell 78-7-71. Intermediate: Stuart Wilson 81-16-66. Junior A: Phil Elliott 83-17-66. Junior B: Quinton Pannett 106-37-69. Other good scores: 67 Frank Sandys. 69 Philip Duff.

71 Mike Grey, Mick Hodgson.72 Dean Wilson, Pete Wood, Patrick Currie. 73 Piers Rolton, Mark Lock, Matt Duncan.

Two’s: Greg Overall, Craig Middleton.

Closest to the Pins: Methven Pubs #4: Greg Overall. Hunters wine #6: Simon Wareing, Ski Time #13: Craig Middleton. Green Parrot #17: Frikkie Greybie.

Dubliner Best Nett: Stuart Wilson 66 by lot. Methven Foursquare Second-Best Nett: Phil Elliott 66. Bar Voucher Best Gross: Greg Overall 77. Next week: Medal Round. Blue Tees. 2nd round club champs qualifying. 2nd round Callaghan trophy. 2nd round green jacket.

Rakaia Golf Club

Russell Ellis will make his return to the Ashburton Indoor Bowls representative side when they tackle the Hight Trophy next week.

Saturday, April 30 – Hororata visit, Stableford Round.

1st Steve Booker 40, 2nd Reon Hoare 40, 3rd Willy Pearce 37, 4th Thomas Whittaker 37, 5th Chris Vanderweg 37, 6th Teresa Booker36, Nearest the pins: 6 David Youdale, 15 Teresa Booker, 8 & 17 Chris Vanderweg, 2nd Shot Symon

Restieaux, 3rd Shot Brian Quinn.

Tinwald Golf Club

Saturday April 23 Best scores in the stableford round played in conjunction with the 2nd round of the Findlay Cup Alan Anderson 37, Lawrence McCormick 35, Ray Wards, Dave Allan 34. Women: Stroke) Jacqui Beardsley, Jo Peacock 74. Nearest the Pin: Tinwald Liquorland #2; Jason Mactier. Gluyas Ford #6; John Moses. The Fine Lion #12; Alan Anderson.

Ace Automotive #16; Jim Lattimore. G & R Seeds 2nd Shot #11; Brent Kirdy.

Two’s. Lawrence McCormick, Alan Anderson, Struan Scott, Brent Kirdy. Eagle; Percy Kelsall # 14. Net Eagle; # 16 Ray Stevenson, Alan Anderson.

Semi-Finalists in the Findlay Cup are Richard Thompson & Lindsay Jackson, Andrew Barrie & Gordon Rennie, Jason Mactier & Andrew Hill, Jeff Naish & Pete Trembath. The Findlay Plate semi-finalists are Bruce Collins & Neal Jones, Jim Lattimore & John Moses, Paul Hefford & Neil Rayner, Wayne Mellish & Kieron Gray. Len Bell Memorial Trophy sees Will Morrison & Ross Preece playing Muri Ngutu & Arthur Pawsey in the only semi-final match.

Monday April 25 Winning pairs in the Anzac Salver and Trophy American Foursomes were Michael Thomas & Emily Wilson in the mixed and Jason Mactier & Chris Bell in the men.

Best scores were Michael Thomas & Emily Wilson 61.5, Gordy & Kellie Kenton 63.5, Brent Kirdy & Val Prendergast 64 in the mixed and in the men Jason Mactier & Chris Bell 67, Brian Rouse & Paul Hefford 67.5 in the men. Two’s; Richard Thompson & Lindsay Jackson, Craig Meyrick & Mark Williams, Michael Thomas & Emily Wilson, Kerry & Maxine Whiting.

Saturday April 30 Best scores in the stableford round played in conjunction with the semi-finals of the Findlay Cup Warren Scott 69, Elvis Kelsall 70, Lyndon Moore 70, Brian Rouse 71, Lawrence McCormick 72. Women: Jenny Harrex 74, Jacqui Beardsley 75, Elizabeth Collins 76.

Nearest the Pin: Tinwald Liquorland #2; Tony Sheppard. Gluyas Ford #6; Gary Lee. The Fine Lion #12; Elvis Kelsall.

Ace Automotive #16; Steve Mealings. G & R Seeds 2nd Shot #11; Paul Hefford.

Two’s. Lawrence McCormick, Struan Scott, Tony Sheppard, Gary Lee, Wayne

Club Women’s Drawn Doubles: Winners: Linda Millard, Carol Hogg, Runners up: Karen Bensdorp, Rewa Kyle, Third: Francie Osborne, Betty King.

Club Men’s Drawn Doubles: Winners: Henry Marriott, Stephen Fitzgerald, Runners up: Jonathan Crum, Richard Browne, Third: Mick Little, Peter Marriott.

■■ Shooting

Mt Somers Rifle Club

Peyton Fews 73, Olivia Fews 95.3, 85, Noah Gerin 86.1, 82, Bree Greer 97.3, 90, Tim Greer 90.1, 94.4, Warwick Lill 93.2, Hunter Lill 89.1, Jess Lill 93.1, 91.1, Jess Heaven 87.2, Emily Heaven 77, Archie Rooney 89.2, 89.2, Lachie Rooney 80, Kevin Fews 90.1, 88.1, Dave Millichamp 94.3, Gavin Lill 88, Piper Lill 71.1, Milly Lill 71, Wayne Tubb 85.1.

Mayfield Rifle Club

Logan Wheeler 87, Chloe Lovett 83, Dylan Lovett 79.1, Brooke Wheeler 80.2, Caroline Lovett 88.2, Kevin Hooper 92.1, 90.3, Peter Quigley 51, John Fleming 99.5, Andrew Donaldson 99.5, Carl Nordqvist 98.3, Martin Fleming 98.7.

■■ Squash

Celtic Squash Club

Results from Week 1 of the 2022 Winter League McRea Painters & Decorators beat Pat Summerfield Electrical 18-5: Chris Thompson beat Paul Cousins 3-2, Rob Giles beat Neil Keenan 3-0, Blair Horrell beat Mike Keen 3-1, Ian Dolden beat Neil Thompson 3-2, Gary Stratford beat Jo-Alta Myburgh 3-0, Craig Henshilwood beat Gabe Hamil 3-0.

Euroagri beat J&N Hedgecutting 14-10: Scott Broker lost to John McDonell 0-3, James McCloy lost to Riley Broker 3-2, Kade Cummins beat Donna Brown 3-2, Hayden Robinson beat Nicky Dryland 3-0, Matt Cassineri beat Alex Forbes 3-2, Taylor Moore beat Hollie Morgan 3-0. Mastercraft Kitchens beat Alps Continuous Spouting 14-12: Billy Nolan beat Chris O’Reilly 3-1, Nathan Forbes lost to Ben Kruger 203, Phil Andrew beat James McCloy 3-2, Emily Proffit beat Heather Bowker 3-1, Gary Stratford beat Henry Ross 3-2, Madi Read lost to Jacinda Ryan 3-0. McKain Quality Construction lost to Kirsty Clay Property Brokers 11-12: Jason Feutz beat Jimmy Hunn 3-0, Shane Muckle lost to Wouter Myburgh 0-3, Jordy Hooper lost to Kyle Hurren 1-3, Nick McKain beat Kirsty Clay 3-2, Chrissie Stratford beat Meagan Bell 3-1, Matthew Bell lost to Anna Jones 1-3.

SPORTS DRAWS ■■ Indoor Bowls Ashburton Indoor Bowls

New teams for the rescheduled Hight Trophy and Calder Shield have been announced. The Hight Trophy will be held on Sunday, May 15 at the McNally Street Stadium – 10am start, bring your own lunch and the Calder Shield will be held on Wednesday, May 18 in Timaru, 1pm start.

Hight Trophy: M Lawson, K Macken-

zie, S Thomas, Mat Bassett, M Bassett, M Markham, R Mackenzie, G Smith, G Hurst, J Markham, R Ellis, C Gilbert, J Thomas, G Chapman, J Lewis, N Andrew.

Calder Shield: R Mackenzie, J Gibbs, N Atkinson, B Laird, C Cleghorn, J Cleghorn, W Lee, G Anderson, N Chapman, T Palatchie, M Eaden, J Hardy, C Tubb, H Rennie, J Gilbert, B Allnut.

Anyone unavailable phone Ken Mackenzie 0274303118.

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Celtic hopes dashed by 83rd minute try Matt Markham A last-minute try and conversion sank the hopes of a Celtic victory on Saturday, but the news was a little bit brighter for Mid Canterbury’s other two sides in action in the Combined Country Rugby competition.

Both Methven and Southern registered impressive victories in their matches to elevate their positions in their respective pools. Methven crushed Darfield on the other side of the Rakaia Gorge 35-8 while Southern also picked up a bonus point with a 38-3 win over Hornby at Denton Park.

But it was a shock defeat to Hurunui for Celtic 20-22 that provided the biggest upset of the round.

Celtic would have fancied their chances of success when making the long trip to Culverden having lost narrowly to Waihora but producing a strong performance against Glenmark Cheviot the following round to get things back on track.

Down early thanks to a penalty, Celtic bounced back in style.

Midfield, Isireli Masiwini scored twice in five minutes to turn the lead around to 10-3 in favour of the green machine, but two late tries inside the final three minutes of the first half changed the course once again.

Down 10-15 at the break, Celtic were straight into their work in the second half with Raitube Vasurakuta grabbing a quick double. Neither of those tries were converted and it left an opening for Hurunui.

In the 83rd minute of the match, their chance came, and they scored with the conversion sailing through the post to see defeat snatched from the jaws of victory for the Celtic side who will now lament two matches that they perhaps should have won.

Life doesn’t get any easier for them this week though with another trip north of Christchurch on Saturday to take on the un-

Mt Somers, Allenton leading Senior B

By Matt Markham

Allenton’s Vernon Te Moananui looks to break free of the Methven defenders on Saturday.

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beaten Kaiapoi in what could well become a must-win match if they’re to really push for a playoff spot.

In Darfield, Methven pulled together a strong performance to dominate from start to finish to see them with two wins from their two matches in the competition.

After beating Woodend in week one, they were brought back to earth in the sub union round when Southern out-muscled them, but there was none of that on Saturday as they really hit their stride.

A quick double to Manasa Bari inside the first 20 minutes really set the tone for the match.

Tom Reekie added both conversions to put a rubber stamp on it.

Darfield replied with a penalty, but Methven’s response was instant with Manasa Vula scoring and Reekie adding another two points to see Methven up 21-3 with 10 minutes to play in the first half.

An unconverted try before the break for Darfield lessened the blow somewhat, but a determined Methven return in the second 40 completely shut out their hosts with Kris Wilder and Michael Hennings both scoring and Reekie again kicking both conversions to grab a 35-8 win

and, potentially most importantly, another bonus point for their efforts.

Methven now sit second in their pool, just behind the unbeaten Lincoln, who they get to take on this weekend at the Methven Domain in what will be a huge match for both sides.

Meanwhile, Southern showed they are on track with an equally as dominant performance against Hornby.

Three first half tries to James Hastings, Callum Burrell and Tom Middleton, with a further four points from the boot of the latter put them in control at the end of the first 40 minutes.

They secured the bonus point quickly after the break when Angus McKenzie crashed over and then stamped their authority with further tries to Eric Duff and a second for McKenzie to seal the victory.

After their first-round loss to Saracens, Southern are tied on competition points for second in the pool as they head into their bye round, sitting out this week’s play.

Rakaia, who are in the same pool, are a bonus point win behind them and after the bye on the weekend will be itching to get back out on the paddock against Ohoka this weekend.

Scoreboard

Standings

Methven 35 (Manasa Bari 2,

Manasa Vula, Kris Wilder, Michael Hennings tries; Tom Reekie 5 conv.) beat Darfield 8. HT: 21-8 Southern 38 (Angus McKenzie 2, James Hastings, Callum Burrell, Tom Middleton, Eric Duff tries, Middleton 4 conv.) beat Hornby 3. Ht: 19-3 Celtic 20 (Isireli Masiwini 2, Raitube Vasurakuta 2 tries) lost to Hurunui 22. HT: 10-15.

Pool A:

Lincoln 15, Methven 10, Southbridge 10, Darfield 10, Ashley 2, Oxford 2, Woodend 1.

Pool B:

Prebbleton 11, Kaiapoi 10, Waihora 8, Celtic 8, Glenmark/ Cheviot 6, Hurunui 5, Rolleston 0.

Pool C:

Saracens 15, Springston 10, Southern 10, Rakaia 5, Hornby 2, West Melton 2, Ohoka 1.

Defending Senior B champions, Allenton kept their unbeaten season intact at the weekend but it’s the lads from out under the Mount who seem to have everyone talking in the Michael Duff Memorial.

Mt Somers is also sitting with a three-from-three record and have now retained the Bruce Beckley Memorial Challenge Shield twice this season already, turning their home ground at the Mt Somers domain into a fortress for visiting teams.

They easily dispatched Rakaia on the weekend, winning 57-12 in a very one-sided performance. Such was the ferocity of their effort that after 20 minutes, they led 31-0 with five tries and three conversions. Rakaia bounced back with a try of their own, but a sixth try for the half gave the Mt Somers side a comfy lead at halftime.

Simon Nothcote scored the second, then third of his tries for the day after the break and there was no looking back from there as they ran away comfortable winners. Midfielder, Jack Holland-Spinks enjoyed a good day at the office, claiming 18 points off the boot.

At Allenton, a one-sided game looked well on the cards there too as visitors Methven had no answer for their hosts for the majority of the match.

Two tries in the first half and a conversion from Ryan Bell had them up 12-0 at the break and when Bell added two more penalties early in the second half the lead looked insurmountable for the Methven side.

But two tries inside the final 15 minutes of the match gave Methven hope, only for them to come up short, losing 18-12.

Saturday’s other match was also a close one with Collegiate managing to hold off Southern.

Southern took a 12-7 lead into the halftime break, but quickly found themselves down when Collegiate scored their second try for the day after 10 minutes in the second half. A penalty put the Southern side back in front with less than 10 minutes to play but a late try to Arron Heke was enough to get Collegiate home in front of their faithful supporters.

The round’s other match between Hampstead and Celtic has been postponed due to a lack of players.

Rugby royalty turns out for Celtic Rugby royalty rolled out onto the paddock for the Celtic women’s rugby team at the weekend. Black Ferns great Kendra Cocksedge stepped into the Celtic Sea Snakes side for their clash against the University of Canterbury Rugby Club Viperettes in their clash as part of the Women’s Premier competition.

Cocksedge came and joined the side for the day, playing in her traditional halfback spot as they battled it out against the University side. University won the match 43-10. The Celtic side haven’t had the greatest start to the season, but are turning up each week and getting out onto the paddock and playing well.

It’s been a big week for them as well with national recognition on the social media channel, The Legend of Marty Banks which has more than 70,000 followers gave them a shout out on Friday night before the match.

The side will be looking forward to this week’s clash when they take on Prebbleton who are also still searching for their first win of the season.

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Enjoying the winning feeling Matt Markham Good things come to those who wait and for the Mid Canterbury Senior Women’s hockey side, Saturday was a good day.

After some close, but near results to open their campaign in Canterbury Hockey’s Division One competition, they got their first win on the board at the weekend when beating Southern 2-1 at Nga Puna Wai in Christchurch.

With a full complement of players for the first time this season, the side buried the demons of their three previous losses to earn a well-deserved victory against a handy side to get the ball moving for their season.

But things didn’t start all that well.

A sluggish opening quarter saw Southern on the attack frequently and they managed to sneak through the Mid Canterbury defence early to take the lead. The goal was enough to wake Mid Canterbury out of their slumber however and they settled down to their work.

Late in the second quarter they received their opportunity and took it.

After a play of short passes, the ball found its way onto the end of Sam Dalziel’s stick and she put it past the goalkeeper to draw the scores level.

Less than two minutes later,

All smiles, the Mid Canterbury Division One Women’s hockey side after their first win of the season on Saturday. again hot on attack, Michelle Lill found herself with space and all of a sudden Mid Canterbury was 2-1 up heading into the break.

The second half saw plenty of chances for both sides to change the score, but desperate defence at both ends of the turf saved the day. Mid Canterbury played at one stage down a player due to a

yellow card for five minutes, but were able to withstand the Southern challenge and rounded out the match to get that elusive first win on the board.

Later in the afternoon, the Mid Canterbury men’s side made it a double for the day with their own win against Southern, a big result for them in the scheme of the

season. Southern have been one of the form teams of the competition, but a 3-0 win showed Mid Canterbury’s form is on the right path as they look to go one better than their runner-up title of last year.

An early goal from Scott Marshall put Mid Canterbury on top and then Andrew Kirkcaldie

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grabbed his side’s second just before halftime to extend their lead.

In the third quarter it was again Marshall in the circle who showed his class to reverse stick one past the keeper to make it three for the day for the side.

That was a lead that they would not relent as they rounded out the match with a whitewash.

Netball commits to better balance Mid Canterbury Netball is among the organisations from 12 Canterbury sporting codes, Christchurch City Council, School Sport Canterbury, and Primary Sport Canterbury to have made a commitment to align their junior and youth winter and summer seasons, so there is no overlap for young athletes and a true gap at the end of each season.

A Memorandum of Agreement, believed to be the first in the country, signed by the collective, ultimately means that the participating winter sports have collectively agreed to a true winter season for their junior and youth competitions that will not start before April 30, 2022 and will not go beyond September 4. The participating summer sports have done the same, with their season starting October 15, 2022 and ending March 25, 2023.

The signed agreement addresses several issues that the sporting codes have raised as high risks; some of these being impact on participation numbers and affected quality of experience for athletes and volunteers alike.

The agreement has also highlighted the leadership of Canterbury sports and their commitment to Sport New Zealand – Ihi Aotearoa’s Balance is Better philosophy.

Sport Canterbury’s sport development advisor, Mike Peacock, who has led this initiative said four key issues in both junior and youth sport provided the rationale for change.

Better philosophy were far reaching.

“It’s about decreasing injuries due to the longer break between seasons, and more participants playing multiple sports which will result in less specialisation,” she said.

“It’s also about keeping our young people in sport as it should result in less burnout, and allowing young people to regain that balance by playing both summer and winter sport.”

It’s also hoped it could lead to growth and retention of volunteers due to shorter seasons meaning less time constraints, Tasker said.

Representatives from the 12 Canterbury sporting codes who have made a commitment to align their junior and youth winter and summer seasons.

PHOTO SUPPLIED “Overlapping seasons, which result in little to no recovery and less flexibility for young people to commit to playing multiple sports, young people specialising too soon, increased workloads resulting in burnout, and the rate of overuse injuries and overload,” Peacock said.

Canterbury sports are also seeing a consistent decrease in volunteer numbers across the board.

Benefits of aligning winter and summer sports season dates are numerous. Having sustainable seasons and a longer break post-season helps participants reduce ‘overload’ and the associated symptoms such as injuries

and burnout.

The transition between winter and summer sports become more manageable and will mean less challenges for families and more down time, which gives the participants the ability to prepare to enjoy each new season.

The alignment also allows young people more flexibility to play multiple sports. Another benefit is a longer renovation and preparation window for Christchurch City Council to prepare the sport fields between seasons resulting in a better experience for all.

“Having a clear break between winter and summer seasons

makes the transition between playing both winter and summer sports so much more manageable resulting in less challenges for families and actually allowing everyone to have some ‘down time’ – plus the ability to prepare to look forward to each new season more,” Peacock said.

“We also hope that all aspects of this change positively impact volunteer coaches, officials and administrators, who likewise, suffer burnout and fatigue as a result of workload and conflicting long seasons.”

Mid Canterbury Netball centre manager Erin Tasker said the benefits of adhering to the Balance is

Those who signed The sports who have signed the Memorandum of Agreement alongside Christchurch City Council, School Sport Canterbury, and Primary Sport Canterbury, are Netball (Christchurch Netball Centre, Selwyn Netball Centre and Mid Canterbury Netball Centre), Canterbury Rugby Union, Canterbury Rugby League, Canterbury Basketball, Canterbury Hockey, Mainland Football, Canterbury Cricket, Canterbury Rowing, Tennis Canterbury, Athletics Canterbury, Canterbury Softball and Touch Canterbury.

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Goals galore in football action Matt Markham Goals, and plenty of them, were the order of the day for Mid Canterbury United football sides on Saturday – some of them good goals, others not so.

Mid Canterbury United’s five senior sides were in action across the day and played their part in matches where a whooping 55 goals were scored at an average of 11 per match.

For the Mid Canterbury United Seniors side in the New World Premiership they were on the wrong side of the ledger as they fell to a heavy 1-10 defeat to Waimak United at the Ashburton Domain.

The match was always set to be a tough one with Waimak a formidable side in the competition, but for the majority of the first half, things were evenly poised.

The visitors scored early, but Mid Canterbury stuck to their guns and defended well until the 38th minute mark where three quick goals before halftime saw the deficit extend to 0-4 heading into the break.

A Luke Martin goal early in the second stanza gave some hope. But Waimak really extended, scoring six more goals in the match to win comfortably.

The Mid Canterbury Reserves side, who are playing in Division 5, turned the tables on their rivals Universities with a dominant 8-0 win to continue their strong start to the season as they now have won all three of their matches to lead the competition early doors.

The 17th grade side were also on the right side of the score sheet with a 7-3 win over Nomads, but it wasn’t quite as happy of a hunting day for the 15th grade team who fell heavily to St Bedes losing 2-16.

The 13th Grade team made back some ground for the club though with a good 7-1 win over Oxford.

Kingsley Olawale, from the Mid Canterbury 17th grade side, gets past the goal keeper to score in his side’s 7-3 win over Nomads on Saturday.

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Hay notches up milestone 600 career training wins Matt Markham

SHORT & SHARP

Willowby revival

The Willowby Indoor Bowling Club will begin their fight for survival tonight when they change things up and open the doors at the McNally Street Bowls Stadium in an effort to find new numbers. With the threat of closure on the table, the club is trying to entice new players to come along and give the sport a try. They begin tonight at 7pm with all welcome and no charge to take part.

Rep netball trials Mid Canterbury’s John Hay ticked up another major milestone in his outstanding harness racing career when he brought up his 600th training success at Rangiora on Sunday.

The Elgin based horseman, who is also a member of the sport’s 1000 driving win club, reached the figure when promising pacer Wheels Of Fortune broke through for the first win of its career early in the day with Hay in the bike.

Hay’s 600 wins have been more than 40 years in the making with his first coming back in November of 1980 when he prepared Roddy Dee to win at Wyndham.

Since 1983, he’s trained a winner each season and maintained an excellent strike rate.

Six group one victories sit at the top of the pile in terms of his achievements, the first coming with There’s A Franco in 1996 when she won the New Zealand Oaks, then Franco Enforce in the New Zealand Sires’ Stakes final on Cup Day the same year.

There’s A Franco also won the NZ Standardbred Breeders Stakes in 1998 and the talented Franco Heir also won the Sires’ Stakes Final in 2002. All four of those victories came during Hay’s tenure

Mid Canterbury Netball has announced its schedule for this year’s Under 18 representative netball trials. The trials are open to anyone who registers that is Under 18 as of January 2022. The first trial will be held on Friday, May 20 at the EA Networks Centre from which an invitational trial will be held on the Sunday. This year the team will compete in a Queen’s Birthday tournament in June in Christchurch and also the Under 18 Nationals in July, also in Christchurch. Registrations for the trials can be made through the Mid Canterbury Netball website.

Doubles winners John Hay is all smiles after bringing up his 600th training success on Sunday. as the trainer for Spreydon Lodge.

On his own right he picked up dual Group One success with the locally owned trotter, Houdini Star who won the Great Northern Trotting Derby and the National Trot.

The six Group One wins are complemented by a further 16 group or listed races during his career.

Hay is enjoying a good start to

this season with his 30 runners to the races netting six wins and six placings. He went close to extending that further on Sunday when Carana was a brave second in the feature pacing event on the card.

His victory with Wheels Of Fortune wasn’t the only local success on the day with Gerard O’Reilly and his daughter Sarah combining for success with A Rocknroll Star.

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Sarah handled the driving duties on the underrated pacer who made use of a sweet trip in transit to blast away from his rivals and win by an impressive margin – the second win of his 15-start career.

Gavin Douglas also tasted success in the last race of the day when Lochart Shard picked up a well overdue win for trainers Mark Purdon and Hayden Cullen and driver, Jonny Cox.

Champions of the Ashburton MSA Petanque Club were crowned on the weekend when the club held its annual drawn doubles. In the women’s event, Linda Millard and Carol Hogg emerged the victors, heading off Karen Bensdorp and Rewa Kyle while in the men’s event, Henry Marriott and Stephen Fitzgerald were crowned winners ahead of Jonathan Crum and Richard Browne.

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Adored and cherished Grumps to Angus, Isabella, Maxwell, Ella, Tom, Olivia, Lucia, George, and Lucy.

Son of the late Ian and Eleanor Grant, loved brother to Alan, Murray and Robyn.

Master of Toss and the late Zeke. Messages to the Grant family, PO Box 472, Ashburton 7740. In lieu of flowers, donations to the Westpac Helicopters would be appreciated and may be made online at bit.ly/dggrant2504.

A celebration of Don’s life will be held at the Hotel Ashburton, Racecourse Road, on THURSDAY, May 5, commencing at 11am, followed by private cremation at the Ashburton Crematorium.

HYDES, Phyllis Eileen – On April 29, 2022, peacefully at Terrace View Retirement Village, Ashburton, aged 89 years. Much loved mother and mother-in-law of Mick and Sanae, Alison and Alan Jackson, and Vicki and John Blair. Adored Nana of Shannon and Alysha, Corey and Solero; Emma and Justin, Nick and Aaron, John and Anna; Trent and Denise, Sophie, Charlie and Alex, and their families. Messages to the Hydes family PO Box 472, Ashburton 7740. A service to celebrate Phyl’s life will be held at Our Chapel, cnr East & Cox Streets, Ashburton on TUESDAY, May 3, commencing at 2pm, followed by private cremation at the Ashburton Crematorium.

WILSON, Margaret Joy (Joy) – On April 28, 2022, peacefully at home, Ashburton after a long illness. Aged 82 years.

Dearly loved wife of Don Wilson and the late Dallas Rountree. Much loved mother and mother-in-law of John and Nic, Rose and John Winter, Melinda and Jim Lattimore, Nic and John Zijlstra, and Lea and Aaron Moates. Loving Grandma of all her grandchildren and great-grandchildren.

Messages to the late Joy Wilson's family, PO Box 472, Ashburton 7740. Donations to the Blind and Low Vision, Ashburton, would be appreciated and may be made online at bit.ly/mjwilson2804.

A celebration of Joy’s life will be held at St Stephen’s Anglican Church, Park Street, Ashburton on THURSDAY, May 5, commencing at 2pm, followed by private cremation at the Ashburton Crematorium.

WILSON, Margaret Joy (Joy) – Loved daughter of the late Ted and Edna Maxey and sister of Gary and Janice Maxey.

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Midnight Tuesday

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Tuesday: Fine, apart from possible fog in the morning, and evening cloud. Light winds.

MAX

Canterbury Plains

19 MIN 8

Tuesday: Areas of fog at first, otherwise a fine day.

Low cloud then spreading inland during the evening.

Light winds, but northeast breezes from afternoon.

Wednesday: Areas of low cloud or fog.

Northeasterlies developing.

Thursday: Low cloud clearing to fine. Northeasterlies dying out.

A weak front lingers across central New Zealand today, while a ridge affects the rest of the country. The ridge will cover all of New Zealand from tomorrow and remain over the country through to the weekend.

On This Day

3 May, 1990: Whirlwinds destroyed much of Stafford (population five), a former gold-mining township near Hokitika during a fierce thunderstorm. The old post office, 100 years old, was smashed to the ground.

Around The Region Tuesday

Christchurch Darfield Lake Coleridge Methven Rakaia Timaru

20 19 18 19 18 18

Embalmer

8 8 6 7 9 7

Wednesday Thursday

18 8 17 8 18 7 18 8 15 10 17 7

19 7 20 11 18 8 20 9 18 8 19 7

Wednesday: Low cloud or fog.

Northeasterlies developing.

MAX

Canterbury High Country

18 MIN 9

Tuesday Mountain weather hazards: None issued.

Fine, apart from areas of low cloud or fog in the early morning.

Wind at 1000m: Light.

Wind at 2000m: Light.

Freezing level: 2800m.

Wednesday Mountain weather hazards: None issued.

Fine, apart from areas of morning and evening cloud.

Wind at 1000m: Light winds.

Wind at 2000m: Light winds.

Freezing level: 2800m.

For the very latest weather information, including Weather Warnings, visit metservice.com

Thursday: Low cloud clearing to fine.

Northeasterlies dying out.

MAX

Readings to 4pm Monday Temp °C Maximum Minimum Grass min 24hr Rain mm Month to date Wind km/h Strongest gust Sun hrs on Sun Month to date

Ashburton Airport 21.7 6.3 2.8 0.0 0.0 SE 22 3:13pm 4.1 4.1

Methven 19.7 9.7 – – – – – – –

Tides, Sun and Moon Tuesday

20 MIN 8

Christchurch Timaru Airport Airport 23.6 20.4 11.6 5.8 9.4 – 0.6 0.0 0.6 0.0 W 30 SE 20 3:25pm 1:51pm 5.4 – 5.4 –

Wednesday

Tide data sourced from MetOcean Solutions

Thursday

Ashburton H 5:18am 5:46pm 6:02am 6:31pm 6:50am 7:19pm Mouth L 11:29am 12:00am 12:15pm 12:46am 1:02pm Rakaia Mouth Rangitata Mouth

H 5:28am 5:53pm 6:16am 6:38pm 7:04am 7:23pm L 11:38am 12:07am 12:23pm 12:52am 1:07pm H 5:02am 5:30pm 5:46am 6:15pm 6:34am 7:03pm L 11:13am 11:44pm 11:59am 12:30am 12:46pm 7:25am 5:34pm 7:27am 5:33pm 7:28am 5:32pm 9:35am 6:43pm 10:38am 7:20pm 11:37am 8:04pm

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new May 30

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FinalWhistle The Guardian’s sports wrap

Ashburton Guardian Tuesday, May 3, 2022

calling time on a week of sport

Goals, and lots of them . . .

Mid Canterbury United football sides were involved in five matches on Saturday with a whopping 55 goals scored across the matches. Some results good, others not so much.

FULL STORY: P22

Six hundred for Hay

P22

Rugby royalty

PHOTO DOUG BOVETT

On the board

P20

P21

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