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Goldberg Gisborne-bound Daniel Alvey After 26 years in Ashburton, it’s time to say goodbye to a town icon. He’s Anthony “Goldberg” Bartlett, who is heading to Gisborne to be closer to his family. “I don’t want to leave Ashburton,” an emotional Goldberg said yesterday, having parked his mobility scooter up outside and taken off his Viking hat to break the news to the Guardian. “Everyone is welcome to come and say goodbye to me.’’ And hundreds are likely to wish him all the best to end a unique relationship with an always happy figure, who roamed around town on his scooter, cheering up the local spirits as he went.

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Anthony “Goldberg” Bartlett in his prime location to wave to passing cars. He’s soon to leave Ashburton, robbing the town of its much-loved figure. PHOTO ASHBURTON GUARDIAN

Many will miss his infectious smile and his choice of headwear, because Goldberg always donned a hat. The list of hats included cowboy hats, a Santa option, even a road cone during the CBD upgrades, but his favourite, of course, was his Viking hat, for which he has become synonymous.

His departure rocked Ashburton Guardian Facebook followers yesterday, with news and the reaction of his imminent departure being one of the most popular ever posted on our page. “What a sad day for Ashburton but exciting times for Goldberg,’’ Clare Bamfield said. “Wish you all the best and I hope they treasure you in Gis-

borne as much as we treasured you. Safe travels Goldberg.” Lee Jeanette Ward echoed the thoughts of many, saying he would be badly missed. “. . . the smile you put on everyone’s faces every day was very magical. You were our icon. Good luck.’’ Goldberg, who moved to Ashburton in 1996, would common-

ly park up on the side of State Highway One in Ashburton, waving to passing motorists and greeting visitors. He held numerous jobs and his last role before retiring was collecting rubbish bins around the town centre for businesses, including the Guardian. He loves his rugby, being a massive Mid Canterbury fan and for

some time he even manned the scoreboard at the showgrounds. Robilliards Showcase Jeweller owner, Mark Douglas, captured the thoughts of many when talking about Goldberg. “He is an Ashburton institution,’’ Douglas said. “I see him almost every day.” But, sadly Ashburton, not for much longer.

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Truckie gives pole a new slant Jonathan Leask One of the new traffic lights at the intersection of East Street and Havelock Street is on a lean after being hit by a truck. The traffic light pole was hit on the night of Friday May 7, leaving it on a lean and in need of repair, and the Ashburton District Council hunting the vehicle. Infrastructure services group manager Neil McCann said by the time the council was made aware of the damage it was too

late to review CCTV footage, which is only available for 72 hours. However, an eyewitness has suggested it was a milk tanker, and the council was in the process of confirming that with the company. “If we have evidence to confirm who is responsible we will recover the costs from the perpetrator,” McCann said. The traffic signals are still functional, but the leaning pole will be looked at by the maintenance contractor, he said, with the timeframe and cost of the repair still to be determined. In February the council updated its bylaw restricting heavy vehicles from the CBD, as part of its protection of its $15 mil-

lion CBD revitalisation project, to include East Street from Havelock Street down to Moore Street. The East Street and Havelock Street intersection is where the heavy vehicle ban starts, but as the reported tanker has hit the pole while turning left to head north on East Street it has not breached the bylaw.

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The trafﬁc light at the corner of East and Havelock Streets on a lean after being hit by a turning tanker. PHOTO JONATHAN LEASK

Bringing district together Lili Haydon Connecting Mid Canterbury Charitable Trust is hosting a community event for Mid Canterbury. The trust is hoping to bring the community together and support them by hosting free local events in each district to promote all the initiatives they offer such as the TimeBank and Keeping Learning Mid Canterbury. They have already hosted similar events in Westerfield and Hinds. “We have the Methven event

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on Wednesday this week, Dorie on Thursday then Mt Somers, Hakatere Marae and Wakanui coming up later,” Connecting Mid Canterbury co-ordinator Kate White said. This is all thanks to funding from Te Putahitanga o Te Waipounamu, who wanted to help support the welfare of rural people, according to White. White only received the funding in April, and it has to be spent by June. So White decided to use the money to host community events and invited other rural organisations to be at the events to promote what services they offer, such as the Hakatere Multicultural Council, Wellbeing Opuke, and Rural Support Trust. “(We can) help employers

and immigrants to the area,” White said. And there is no excuses not to head along, they have dinner and childcare sorted. “Kids get to keep busy doing crafts with a volunteer,” White said. They provide soup and buns, and the district’s Lions club puts on a free sausage sizzle. And White has organised to have the local fire brigades attend as well. White does want people to register though, so she knows how many to cater for. There is even spot prizes at each event. At the Dorie event the spot prize is a jet boat tour for four, donated by Discovery Jet. “Its all about connecting,” White said.

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Ashburton Guardian Tuesday, May 17, 2022

Sallies store not a dump Lili Haydon Household items are being dumped while other items are being stolen outside the Salvation Army Family Store. The store, on the corner of Cass and Wills Street, has had to erect a fence to stop people from dumping household rubbish outside of the second-hand store’s open hours. Semi Ratu who is running Salvation Army Corps services in Ashburton said it’s been worse since the long weekends because they have been closed more than the shop’s usual opening hours. With interest rates, petrol and food prices hitting an all-time high, some people are having to take drastic measures to keep up with the rising prices to survive. “Lately there has been an increase in household rubbish,” Ratu said. Which means the Salvation Army have had to fork out money to pay for the dumping of the household waste.

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Ashburton District Council contractors will be removing 18 trees on South Belt in Methven this week. Contractors plan to start the work on Wednesday and it is expected to take several days. Stumps will be ground out and berms will be repaired with soil and grass seed. New trees will be planted on the street.

Correction On Saturday May 14 we mistakenly said that the Presbyterian Financial Support Group was funded in part by Age Concern, when they are actually funded by Advance Ashburton, we apologise to those affected.

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Salvation Army staff members (from left) Jill Newton and Catherine Harris, hope the fence around their family store will stop the ongoing pilfering and dumping. And this has been a recurring problem for the store. So they have had to make the decision for donations to be dropped off during opening hours only. “People are still welcome to donate, but only during opening hours,” Ratu said.

Last November they made the decision to put up a fence, but since building supplies have been scarce due to supply problems resulting from Covid, it has taken over six months for it to be built. Ratu credits the Devon Tavern across the road for notifying him

when they see people dumping and/or stealing items from their doorstep. The items the Salvation Army sell can make a huge difference in aiding Mid Canterbury families. Profits from items sold through the store also supports the charity’s community work.

Nicola Coom has been appointed chief executive for the Canterbury-West Coast Division of the Cancer Society. Coom, who lives at Tai Tapu, has both personal and family experience of cancer. Coom has the BRCA1 gene mutation (high-risk breast and ovarian cancer) and lost her mum to ovarian cancer 10 years ago. She’s the consumer lead on the New Zealand Familial Cancer Trust and is also on other health related boards.

Six months on and still no parking sensors imal disruption. To install the around 215 sensors, a hole the same size as the sensor is drilled in the road surface into which the sensor is placed, requiring no remediation of the road surface. Aside from the sensors, and the snag list of minor repairs and outstanding items is being worked through, it has been delivered on time and on budget. The total expenditure on the project to date is $17,494,993 and with around $97,000 outstanding for the parking sensors it will still come under the approved budget for the project of $17,639,620.

Jonathan Leask The disruption of the $15 million CBD revitalisation project is in the rear-view mirror, but the project is not fully complete. The overall project was completed in November, except for the installation of the parking sensors. Six months later they are still yet to even arrive in the country. “International supply chain issues have meant they are yet to be delivered,” Ashburton District Council infrastructure services group manager Neil McCann, said. “We checked with our supplier two weeks ago, and they indicated that they are approximately three months away from arriving in New Zealand.”

The CBD revitilisation works are complete except for the parking sensors which are still to arrive. PHOTO JONATHAN LEASK/LDR The in-ground parking sensors will electronically log when a vehicle parks in a space, then send an alert to a parking warden if the

vehicle has overstayed the free time allowed. The eventual installation of the sensors is expected to cause min-

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Cost breakdown Open Spaces $2,581,004 Parking $43,105 Roading: - Drainage $416,827 - Footpaths $2,898,431 - Kerb and Channel $354,452 - Lighting $1,289,411 - Rain Gardens $1,059,842 - Rehabilitation $3,433,639 - Raised Intersections $441,955 - Roadmarking $108,676 - Street Furniture $102,585 - Signage $256,153 - Trafﬁc Islands $50,821 - Trafﬁc Signals $677,039 Sewer $846,857 Solid Waste $96,828 Stormwater $1,568,586 Water $1,147,972 Services $120,812 TOTAL: $17,494,993

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Sydney-bound in search of some health answers Malcolm Hopwood Ashburton youngster, Chloe Peck, is waiting on a flight to Australia where a rehabilitation centre can reduce the chronic pain she’s in and give her more mobility. Chloe, a Year 7 student at Borough School, has suffered excruciating pain since she fell in the playground while playing tag at school in February last year. Despite being treated by her GP and Ashburton Hospital, the pain “that stabs and throbs all over my body” has never lessened and, after visits to Starship and the Wilson Rehabilitation Centre in Auckland, she’s losing more feeling in her body.

In desperation, her mother, Alanna Peck, reached out to the Advance Rehabilitation Centre in Sydney where therapists specialise in Chloe’s condition. They’ve agreed to accept Chloe as a patient and she leaves with her mother next month when they have a livein position available. The complete cost of her treatment and travel is $30,000, and a close family friend, Stacey McEvedy, has set up a Givealittle page to help meet their costs. So far she’s received promises of $13,000. Chloe, now in a wheelchair, is hoping the treatment will lessen the pain and allow her to walk, while her mother wants Chloe to get her childhood back again. The full story on Chloe, a courageous young girl and chronic pain syndrome sufferer, will feature in Saturday’s Ashburton Guardian.

Right – Chloe and her mother, Alanna, are waiting on word from Sydney when they can ﬂy there for treatment. PHOTO MALCOLM HOPWOOD

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Clark steps down as Mid Canty Feds president By Pat Deavoll

Mid Canterbury Federated Farmers President and Ashburton arable farmer David Clark will be stepping down from his role tomorrow. Vice-president David Acland of Mt Somers will be taking on the role in Clark’s stead. Clark said the role he had been in the last three years had provided challenges. M. bovis was one challenge he took on after being involved in the issue with the previous president, he said. “The realities with the M. bovis programme were, whilst we agreed with the seriousness of the disease and the need for a strong biosecurity response, we had to work closely to put as much pressure on MPI and the leaders of the programme as we could to improve the way the M. bovis response dealt with our farmers. “And I have continued to do this in my presidency. On reflection, I have been uneasy about the impact on individual families. “The programme has improved dramatically, and I am comfortable with how they conduct themselves now but on reflection, I was uncomfortable with the impact on farming families. “I think the impact on the individuals outweighed what went on in the first two and a half years of

Plan that was put in place by the commissioner was difficult to achieve, but there were achievable targets for reduction. We haven’t yet achieved these, but we are on track to do so. “Being involved with He Waka Eke Noa – that is ongoing.

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David Clark: On reflection, I have been uneasy about the impact of M. bovis on individual families. the outbreak. My personal view was it wasn’t fair. “The Canterbury floods was a big event. I was really pleased with how all the community groups and organisations came together to assist the farmers.

How we got the Farmy Army out there. And how we were able to channel all that enthusiasm into action on farms. And negotiating with the government to provide a relief package was a highlight. “Being involved in the Essen-

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tial Freshwater policy through the legislative process was satisfying and once the legislation was put into place working through the Regional Plan process. “It’s been a huge amount of work. The Canterbury Regional

The Canterbury floods was a big event. I was really pleased with how all the groups and organisations came together to assist the farmers.

“One thing I have found with my time with Feds is the number of farmers who have contacted me with issues they have, and I feel privy to that information and to be able to try and assist. I’ve found it very satisfying to be able to help those people. “Come Thursday, I will be back to being Joe Bloggs,” Clark said.

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Jaspal Singh of South Canterbury has won Dairy Manager of the Year at the 2022 New Zealand Dairy Industry of the Year awards. PHOTO DAIRY NZ Judge Rosemarie Costar said that Singh was committed to his family with strong values. “He and his wife Ruby’s relationship is a strength of his business.” Singh documented improvement under his management on

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6am Breakfast 0 9am The Ellen DeGeneres Show PG 0 10am Tipping Point 3 0 11am The Chase 3 0 Noon 1 News At Midday 0 12:30 Emmerdale PG 0 1pm Hollyoaks PG 0 1:30 Fair Go 3 0 2pm Ready Steady Cook 0 3pm Tipping Point 3 0 4pm Te Karere 2 4:30 Neighbours PG 0 5pm The Chase 0 6pm 1 News At 6pm 0 7pm Seven Sharp 0 7:30 The Casketeers PGC Series about the proprietors of Tipene Funerals, Francis and Kaiora Tipene. 0 8pm Lap Of Luxury PG Explore the exclusive, luxury lodges of New Zealand and Australia. Mt Cook Lakeside Retreat, Craggy Range Winery and Arkaba Conservancy. 0 8:30 First Responders PG Teams in rescue helicopters, ambulances and boats attend desperate emergencies. 0 9:30 Coronation Street PG Thorne vows to punish Aggie for reporting him; George’s bedroom confession shocks Eileen. 0 10:30 1 News Tonight 0 11pm Shortland Street PG 3 0 11:30 Sunday 3 0 Wednesday 12:30 Diana’s Decades PGL 3 0 1:20 Te Karere 3 2 1:45 Infomercials 5:35 Te Karere 3 2

6am Les Mills Born To Move 0 6:25 Children’s Programmes 0 9:05 Infomercials 9:35 Les Mills Body Combat 0 10:05 Home And Away PG 3 0 10:35 Shortland Street PG 3 0 11:10 The Mindy Project PGC 3 0 11:40 Charmed M 0 12:40 Heroes PG 0 1:35 The Drew Barrymore Show PG 3 0 2:30 Lego Masters NZ PG 3 0 3:30 The Feed 5pm Big Brother Australia PG 0 6:30 Home And Away PG 0 7pm Shortland Street PG 0 7:30 Lego Masters NZ PG The teams build a spectacular twometre-long bridge. 0 8:30 NCIS – Hawaii 16 When a cowboy is shot while out riding, Jane and the team must gain the trust of the Paniolo community to help find the culprits. 0 9:30 FBI – International 16 The team must figure out how to keep the US attorney general safe amid a possible security breach in Hungary. 0 10:25 CSI 16 Las Vegas is the venue for a boxing bout between two bitter rivals. When the loser is pronounced dead, the CSI team is called to the scene. 0

6am AM 9am Infomercials 10:30 Match Game PG 3 0 11:30 Newshub Live At 11.30am Noon Married At First Sight – US PG 1pm M Justice Unleashed M 2017 Thriller. A runaway teenager is kidnapped, forcing her mother, who is a newly appointed judge, to find her. Emily Rose, Emily Tennant. 0 3pm Cutthroat Kitchen PG 4pm Yard Crashers 4:30 Newshub Live At 4:30pm 5pm Gold Rush 0 6pm Newshub Live At 6pm 7pm The Project 7:30 Bondi Rescue PG 3 Will and Mario go out to investigate a reported body sighting off the coast. 0 8pm Bondi Rescue PG 3 0 8:30 NCIS PG NCIS investigates the death of a Navy commander who trained some of the top athletes in the country. 0 9:25 NCIS – LA M A man takes a busload of hostages and threatens to blow it up unless his daughter’s war crimes are posthumously cleared. 0 10:25 Newshub Late 10:55 The Hui 0 11:30 Newshub Nation 3 0

8am Henry Danger PGV 0 8:25 The Moe Show 3 0 9am Wheel Of Fortune 3 9:30 Five Bedrooms MLS (Starting Today) 3 0 10:30 Big Love MVC 0 11:30 Royal Pains MVC 12:30 F Duncanville ML 1pm House MVC 0 2pm The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 3 3pm Wheel Of Fortune 3:30 Jeopardy 4pm American Pickers PGC 3 5pm Netball Zone 5:30 Prime News 6pm Storage Wars PG 3 0 7pm Pawn Stars PG 3 7:30 American Pickers PGC 3 8:30 And Just Like That... 16LC After learning about a development concerning Big’s former wife, Carrie goes down a dangerous path for answers; Charlotte worries about how to handle a revelation from her daughter. 0 9:30 Your Honor 16VLC Adam spends the day with a dangerous new love interest; Michael searches for his blackmailer; Lee ramps up her involvement in Kofi’s case. 0 10:40 The Breakdown 11:45 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG

12:35 Infomercials 5:30 AM Early

12:45 Closedown 1am Infomercials

6am Amanda To The Rescue PG 3 6:55 The Pioneer Woman 7:30 Valerie’s Home Cooking 8am Giada Entertains 3 8:30 Gino’s Italian Escape 3 9am Mysteries At The Museum PG 3 10am Money For Nothing 3 11am Yardcore 11:30 Elbow Room Noon Escape To The Chateau – DIY PG 3 1pm Extraordinary Extensions 3 2pm Tough Love With Hilary Farr 3 3pm Animal Cribs PG 4pm Gok Wan’s Easy Asian A Southeast Asian coconut-based soup and a steamed prawn and egg dish. 4:30 Gok Wan’s Easy Asian 5pm Mysteries At The Museum PG 6pm Money For Nothing 7pm Paramedics On The Front Line PG 8pm Newshub Live At 8pm 8:30 F Lose A Stone In 21 Days 9:30 Escape To The Chateau – DIY PG Dick and Angel Strawbridge offer advice and practical help to Britons buying French chateaux. 10:30 Paramedics On The Front Line PG 3 11:30 Baggage Battles Midnight Infomercials

BRAVO 6am Infomercials 10am Hoarders PG 3 10:55 Bar Rescue PGLC 3 11:50 Killer Couples MVC 3 12:45 Accident, Suicide Or Murder? MC 3 1:40 The Real Housewives Of New York City M 3 2:40 Hoarders PG 3 3:35 Top Chef PG 4:35 Celebrity Ghost Stories PGVLC 3 5:30 Shark Tank PG 6:30 Bar Rescue PGLC Liv needs to find its identity in order to survive in the competitive town of Las Vegas. 7:30 Rich Kids Go Skint PG 8:30 Snapped – Notorious: The Girl In The Box 16VSC A young woman, kidnapped and subjected to seven years of torture and rape, escapes. She shares her horrific experiences, in this story of survival. 10:25 Killer Couples MVC 3 Detectives are suspicious that the sudden death of a Las Vegas casino mogul might not be an accident. 11:15 Accident, Suicide Or Murder? MVC 3 A frantic woman calls 911, saying that her boyfriend shot himself. But the story keeps changing. 12:05 Infomercials

Wednesday

12:15 N Bionic Woman MV 0 1am Emmerdale PG 3 0 1:25 Infomercials 2:20 Bob Hearts Abishola 3 0 2:40 MasterChef Australia PG 3 0 3:40 Pennyworth 16VLC 3 0 4:30 2 Tunes 4:40 Neighbours PG 3 0 5am Infomercials

SKY 5 6am Jeopardy! 6:20 Wheel Of Fortune 6:40 Pawn Stars PG 7:05 Counting Cars PG 7:30 Helicopter ER M 8:15 Border Security M 8:40 Storage Wars PGL 9:05 Storage Wars PGL 9:30 The Mentalist MVC 10:20 Person Of Interest M 11:10 Kalgoorlie Cops MC 11:35 Pawn Stars PG Noon Raw MVC 3:05 The Mentalist MVC 4:05 Jeopardy! 4:35 Wheel Of Fortune 5pm Counting Cars PG 5:30 Pawn Stars PG 6pm Storage Wars PGL 6:30 Storage Wars PGL 7pm Border Security M 7:30 The Mentalist MVC 8:30 When Big Things Go Wrong MC 9:30 Outback Truckers PGL 10:30 Person Of Interest M 11:30 Helicopter ER M

Wednesday

12:30 Wheel Of Fortune 1am Jeopardy! 1:25 Border Security M 1:50 Outback Truckers PGL 2:35 When Big Things Go Wrong MC 3:30 Storage Wars PGL 3:55 Storage Wars PGL 4:20 Person Of Interest M 5:10 The Mentalist MVC

Wednesday

MOVIES PREMIERE

MOVIES GREAtS

6:25 Fatman 16V 2020 Comedy. Mel Gibson, Walton Goggins. 8:05 Candyman 16VC 2021 Horror. Nathan Stewart-Jarrett, Teyonah Parris. 9:40 French Exit MLS 2021 Comedy. Michelle Pfeiffer, Lucas Hedges. 11:33 The Space Between MLSC 2021 Comedy. 1:15 The Empty Man 16VC 2020 Horror. 3:30 Land M 2021 Drama. 5pm The Nest 16L 2020 Drama. 6:45 Separation MVLC 2020 Horror. Violet McGraw, Rupert Friend. 8:30 Unpregnant MLSC 2020 Comedy. A pregnant teen and her former best friend embark on a life-changing road trip from Missouri to New Mexico. Haley Lu Richardson, Barbie Ferreira. 10:15 Come Play MC 2020 Horror. A mysterious creature uses a lonely boy’s devices to break into our world. Azhy Robertson, Gillian Jacobs. 11:50 Judas And The Black Messiah 16VL 2021 Drama. Daniel Kaluuya, LaKeith Stanfield.

6:30 Assault On Precinct 13 16VL 2005 Action. 8:20 I Still Know What You Did Last Summer 16V 1998 Horror. 10am The Matrix Revolutions MV 2003 Sci-fi Action. 12:10 The Hateful Eight 18VLSC 2016 Western. 2:55 Red 2 MVL 2013 Action. 4:50 The Pa Boys M 2014 Drama. 6:20 Twilight Saga – New Moon MV 2009 Drama. Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner. 8:30 In The Valley Of Elah 16VLC 2007 Crime. A retired military investigator works with a police detective to find the truth behind his son’s disappearance after his return from Iraq. Tommy Lee Jones, Susan Sarandon, Charlize Theron. 10:30 Fight Club 18VL 1999 Thriller. A man disillusioned by what his life has become encounters an exciting stranger who introduces him to a new way of life.

Wednesday

1:55 The Call 16VLSC 2020 Horror. 3:30 Alone 16VL 2020 Thriller. 5:05 The Empty Man 16VC 2020 Horror.

Wednesday

12:45 Milk MLS 2008 Biography Drama. 2:50 Gravity MLC 2013 Drama. 4:20 Jane Eyre MC 2011 Drama.

SKY SPORt 1 6:30 Tennis – ATP 1000 (RPL) Italian Open – Day Seven, Singles Final. 8:30 Tennis – ATP 1000 (HLS) Italian Open Review. 9:30 SailGP – Bermuda (RPL) Day Two. 11am Super Rugby Pacific (RPL) Brumbies v Crusaders. 1pm Super Rugby Pacific (RPL) Blues v Reds. 3pm The Breakdown 4pm Between Two Posts 4:45 Super Rugby Pacific (HLS) Highlanders v Force. 5pm Super Rugby Pacific Fijian Drua v Moana Pasifika. 5:30 Super Rugby Pacific Blues v Reds. 6pm Super Rugby Pacific Rebels v Chiefs. 6:15 Heineken Champions Cup Semi-final One – Leinster v Toulouse. 6:45 Heineken Champions Cup Semifinal Two – Racing 92 v La Rochelle. 7:15 Between Two Posts 8pm Sky Speed 8:30 Aotearoa Rugby Pod 9pm First XV Rugby St Kentigern College v St Peter’s College. 9:30 The Back Page 10:30 L Cycling – Giro D’Italia Stage Ten – Pescara to Jesi. Wednesday 3:35 Heineken Champions Cup Semi-final Two – Racing 92 v La Rochelle. 4am Super Rugby Pacific (RPL) Waratahs v Hurricanes.

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6:30 Waiata Mai 3 6:40 ZooMoo 3 6:50 Taki Atu Taki Mai 3 7am Darwin And Newts 3 7:10 Smooth 3 7:20 Haati Paati 3 7:30 Kia Mau 3 7:40 Kainga Whakapaipai 3 7:50 Paia 3 8am Tribe 3 8:30 Oranga Ngakau 3 9:30 Whanau Living 3 10am Exotic Delights 10:30 Toi Te Ora 3 11am Heritage Rescue 3 Noon Te Ao Tapatahi 12:30 Waiata Nation 3 1:05 School Of Training 3 1:30 Ako 3 2 3:05 Waiata Mai 3 3:15 ZooMoo 3 3:25 Taki Atu Taki Mai 3 3:35 Darwin And Newts 3 3:45 Smooth 3 3:55 Haati Paati 3 4:05 Kia Mau 3 4:15 Kainga Whakapaipai 3 4:25 Paia 3 4:35 Ariki 3 5pm Paia 3 5:15 Haka Life 3 5:30 Taikura Kapa Haka Festival 3 6pm Te Arawa 3 6:30 Te Ao Marama 7pm Toi Te Ora 3 7:30 David Rocco’s Dolce Africa David Rocco explores the cultures and culinary worlds of Ethiopia, Kenya, Tanzania, Zanzibar and South Africa. 8pm Hunt With Me M The diversity of hunting and gathering on land and sea around New Zealand. 8:30 Africa’s Wild Horizon 9:30 Toa Hunter Gatherer PG 10pm Merchants Of The Wild 10:30 Piri’s Tiki Tour PGC 3 11pm Te Ao Marama 11:30 Closedown

UKtV 6:20 EastEnders PG 6:50 The Graham Norton Show MLS 7:40 The Bill M 8:30 Midsomer Murders M 10:10 Father Brown PG 11am Doc Martin M 11:50 Midsomer Murders M 1:30 The Bill M 2:20 London Kills PG 3:15 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown M 4:10 The Graham Norton Show MLC 5:10 Who Do You Think You Are? PG Lulu. 6:20 Qi M 6:55 EastEnders PG 7:30 Qi PG David Baddiel, Cariad Lloyd and Ross Noble discuss Nature or Nurture with Sandi, while Alan needs some nurturing. 8pm Would I Lie To You? PG 8:35 Heartbeat MVC 9:30 Sister Boniface Mysteries PG 10:25 Father Brown M 11:20 Midsomer Murders M

Wednesday

1am Qi M 1:30 Qi MS 2am Would I Lie To You? PG 2:30 Who Do You Think You Are? PG 3:30 Heartbeat M 4:20 Sister Boniface Mysteries PG 5:05 Father Brown M 5:50 Hold The Sunset PG 17May22

DIScOVERY 6:05 Man Caves PG 6:30 How Do They Do It? PG 6:55 How The Universe Works PG 7:45 Barnwood Builders PG 8:35 Aussie Salvage Squad PG 9:25 Fast N’ Loud PG 10:20 Mega Shippers PG 11:15 Dino Hunters PG Shots Fired. 12:10 How Do They Do It? PG 12:35 Man Caves PG Pirate Man Cave. 1:05 Blowing Up History PG Curse Of the Seventh Wonder. 2pm Naked And Afraid MLC Twinning. 3:50 Gold Rush MLC 4:45 Aussie Salvage Squad PG 5:40 Outback Opal Hunters PG 6:35 Aussie Gold Hunters PG 7:30 Outback Opal Hunters PG 8:30 Mysteries At The Museum PG Undercover Informant, The Black Beetle. 9:30 Aliens In Alaska PG Captured. 10:30 Mission Declassified MLC The Black Dahlia Murder. 11:25 Naked And Afraid MC Biting Back At Africa.

Wednesday

1:05 Blowing Up History PG 1:55 Gold Rush PG 2:45 Naked And Afraid MC 4:25 Homestead Rescue PG 5:15 Outback Opal Hunters PG

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The Cube, at 7:30pm

Snack Masters NZ, at 7:30pm

Stolen Dreams, at 1pm

Ambulance, at 8:30pm

Kings Of The Wood, at 10:30pm

6am Breakfast 0 9am The Ellen DeGeneres Show PG 0 10am Tipping Point 3 0 11am The Chase 3 0 Noon 1 News At Midday 0 12:30 Emmerdale PG 0 1pm Hollyoaks PG 0 2pm Coronation Street PG 3 0 3pm Tipping Point 3 0 4pm Te Karere 2 4:30 Neighbours PG 0 5pm The Chase 0 6pm 1 News At 6pm 0 7pm Seven Sharp 0 7:30 The Cube Phillip Schofield presents a game show that tests contestants skill, nerve and determination to win. 0 8:20 Lotto 8:25 The Cube PG Continued. 0 8:30 Kirstie And Phil’s Love It Or List It PG Phil revisits Amber and spidermad Martin, who were at a loss with their three-bedroom semi in Waterbeach. 0 9:30 Coronation Street PG 0 10:30 1 News Tonight 0 11pm Shortland Street PG 3 0 11:30 N Roadkill ML Peter Laurence is a conservative politician whose career is on a knife edge. 0

6am Les Mills Born To Move 0 6:25 Children’s Programmes 0 9:05 Infomercials 9:35 Les Mills Body Attack 0 10:10 Home And Away PG 3 0 10:40 Shortland Street PG 3 0 11:10 The Mindy Project PGC 3 0 11:40 Charmed M 0 12:40 Heroes PG 0 1:35 The Drew Barrymore Show PG 3 0 2:30 Lego Masters NZ PG 3 0 3:30 The Feed 5pm Big Brother Australia PG 0 6:30 Home And Away PG Xander delivers an awful truth; Justin is wounded by Theo’s secrecy. 0 7pm Shortland Street PG 0 7:30 Snack Masters NZ PG The cooks are challenged to create their own version of Griffin’s Toffee Pops. 0 8:30 Taskmaster M Five comedians complete bizarre tasks for taskmaster Greg Davies. 0 9:30 Tom Allen’s Quizness British comedian Tom Allen hosts a quiz show where the Contestants must prove their knowledge by looking silly. 0 10:35 Hell’s Kitchen – Young Guns 16 0 11:35 Have You Been Paying Attention? M 3 0

6am AM 9am Infomercials 10:30 Match Game PG 3 0 11:30 Newshub Live At 11.30am Noon Married At First Sight – US PG 1pm M Stolen Dreams M 2015 Thriller. A mother is overjoyed when her daughter returns after being abducted 17 years before, but is she really her long-lost child? Carmel Amit, Stephanie Bennett. 0 3pm Cutthroat Kitchen PG 4pm Yard Crashers 4:30 Newshub Live At 4:30pm 5pm Gold Rush 0 6pm Newshub Live At 6pm 7pm The Project 7:30 Parental Guidance PG Four parents have made it to Crowded House. They will be parenting all the kids through the super challenges. 0 8:35 SAS Australia 16 A day of cold water torture pushes the recruits to their limits; tears flow when they reveal their most shameful secrets. 0 9:45 Finding Escobar’s Millions M Acting on new intelligence, Chris and Jerry examine cocaine labs and secret hideouts in the remote Colombian countryside. 0 10:30 Newshub Late 11pm Hawaii Five-0 M 3 0 11:55 Yard Crashers 3

8am Henry Danger PGV 0 8:25 The Moe Show 3 0 9am Wheel Of Fortune 3 9:30 Five Bedrooms ML 3 0 10:30 Big Love MLSC 0 11:30 Royal Pains MVC 12:30 N Duncanville ML 1pm House MVC 0 2pm The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 3 3pm Wheel Of Fortune 3:30 Jeopardy 4pm American Pickers PG 3 4:55 The Hui 0 5:30 Prime News 6pm Sky Speed 6:30 Storage Wars PGC 3 0 7pm Pawn Stars PG 3 7:30 Helicopter ER MVC 0 8:30 Ambulance 16VC A woman is distressed when her husband has a seizure; the mental health triage car responds to a man threatening to walk into the sea. 0 9:45 High 16VLC (Mini-series) Aged 19 and bored of where she grew up, Michaella McCollum craved sun and adventure. Her dream turned into a nightmare as she fell into a world of illicit drugs and excess. 0 11pm The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG

6am Animal Cribs PG 3 7am The Pioneer Woman 7:30 Valerie’s Home Cooking 8am Gok Wan’s Easy Asian 3 9am Mysteries At The Museum PG 3 10am Money For Nothing 3 11am Yardcore 11:30 Elbow Room Noon Escape To The Chateau – DIY PG 3 1pm Lose A Stone In 21 Days PG 3 2pm Paramedics On The Front Line PG 3 3pm Mystery Of The Lost Island PG 4pm Bobby And Giada In Italy Bobby Flay and Giada De Laurentiis explore the food and traditions of Tuscany. 5pm Mysteries At The Museum PG 6pm Money For Nothing Upcycler Jay Blades has three skip-finds to transform. He turns to clockmaker Paul Parry to update an old radio. 7pm Kings Of The Wood 8pm Newshub Live At 8pm 8:30 Big Family Farm A tearful farewell as Raven heads to university; Clemmy does not want to start school away from Tony the Pony; Clive has a hip replacement. 9:30 Escape To The Chateau – DIY PG 10:30 Kings Of The Wood 3 11:30 Baggage Battles Midnight Infomercials

Thursday

12:40 Under The Dome M 0 1:25 Te Karere 3 2 2am Infomercials 5:30 Te Karere 3 2

BRAVO 6am Infomercials 10am Hoarders PG 3 10:55 Bar Rescue PGLC 3 11:50 Killer Couples MVC 3 12:45 Accident, Suicide Or Murder? MVC 3 1:40 The Real Housewives Of New York City M 3 2:40 Hoarders PG 3 3:35 Top Chef PG 4:35 Celebrity Ghost Stories PGVLC 3 5:30 Shark Tank PG 6:30 Bar Rescue PGLC 7:30 Dog Rescuers PG 8:30 24 Hours In Emergency MC Leon is airlifted to A&E after being involved in a head on collision; Graham has collided with a rugby player; four-yearold Elliott has something stuck up his nose. 9:30 Stacey Dooley Sleeps Over PG Stacey spends the weekend with model Keisha and her seven-year-old daughter, Dior, who is following in her mother’s footsteps. 10:30 Killer Couples MVC 3 The discovery of a dead body casts suspicion on an unlikely high school romance. 11:20 Accident, Suicide Or Murder? MVC 3 12:35 Infomercials

Thursday

12:30 Resident Alien 16L 0 1:20 Emmerdale PG 3 0 1:40 Infomercials 2:40 MasterChef Australia 3 0 3:40 Pennyworth 16VLC 3 0 4:35 Neighbours PG 3 0 5am Infomercials

SKY 5 6am Jeopardy! 6:25 Wheel Of Fortune 6:45 Pawn Stars PG 7:10 Counting Cars PG 7:35 Helicopter ER M 8:25 Border Security M 8:50 Storage Wars PGL 9:15 Storage Wars PGL 9:40 The Mentalist MVC 10:30 Person Of Interest M 11:30 Pawn Stars PG Noon Jeopardy! 12:25 Wheel Of Fortune 12:50 When Big Things Go Wrong MC 1:40 Outback Truckers PGL 2:30 The Mentalist MVC 3:20 Helicopter ER M 4:10 Jeopardy! 4:35 Wheel Of Fortune 5pm Counting Cars PG 5:30 Pawn Stars PG 6pm Storage Wars PGL 6:30 Storage Wars PGL 7pm Border Security M 7:30 The Mentalist MVC 8:30 FBI – Most Wanted MV 9:30 Lethal Weapon 16VLSC 10:30 Person Of Interest M 11:30 Helicopter ER M Thursday 12:30 Wheel Of Fortune 1am Jeopardy! 1:25 Border Security M 1:50 Lethal Weapon 16VLSC 2:35 FBI – Most Wanted MV 3:30 Storage Wars PGL 3:55 Storage Wars PGL 4:20 Person Of Interest M 5:10 The Mentalist MVC

Thursday

12:25 Infomercials 5:30 AM Early

Thursday

Midnight F World’s Most Unexplained MC 12:30 Infomercials

MOVIES PREMIERE

MOVIES GREAtS

7:18 Archive MLC 2020 Drama. 9:05 Dawn Raid ML 2020 Documentary. 10:40 Kimi 16VLSC 2022 Thriller. 12:07 Six Minutes To Midnight MV 2021 Drama. Eddie Izzard, Judi Dench. 1:45 Strange But True MLC 2019 Thriller. 3:18 Words On Bathroom Walls MLC 2020 Drama. 5:05 The Unholy MVLC 2021 Horror. 6:45 Voyagers 16V 2021 Adventure. Colin Farrell, Tye Sheridan, Lily-Rose Depp. 8:30 Together Together MLS 2021 Comedy. When a young loner is hired as a surrogate mother for a single man in his 40s, the two develop an unexpected relationship. Ed Helms, Patti Harrison. 10pm The Suicide Squad 16VLC 2021 Adventure. Supervillains join a super-secret task force and are dropped off at a remote, enemy-infused island of Corto Maltese.

6:20 The Tourist MVL 2010 Drama. 8:05 The Matrix Reloaded MVS 2003 Sci-fi Action. 10:20 Wild Wild West PGV 1999 Action. Will Smith, Salma Hayek. 12:07 Message In A Bottle PGS 1998 Romantic Drama. 2:17 O Brother, Where Art Thou? MV 2000 Comedy. 4:05 Green Lantern MV 2011 Action. 6pm The Dark Knight MV 2008 Action. Christian Bale, Heath Ledger. 8:30 Secretary 18S 2002 Drama. A woman, recently released from a mental hospital, gets a job with a demanding lawyer and finds his demands only too pleasing. James Spader, Maggie Gyllenhaal. 10:20 I Am Legend MV 2007 Drama. Years after a plague kills most of humanity, and transforms the rest into monsters, the sole survivor in New York must find a cure.

Thursday

12:10 Songbird 16V 2020 Thriller. 1:35 The Lost Husband PGL 2020 Drama. 3:25 Let Him Go MVC 2020 Thriller. 5:20 Ordinary Love MLSC 2019 Drama.

Thursday

Midnight The Devil’s Advocate 18VLS 1997 Drama. 2:20 Arrival ML 2016 Drama. 4:15 The Dark Knight MV 2008 Action.

SKY SPORt 1 6am Super Rugby Pacific Rebels v Chiefs. 8am Heineken Champions Cup Semi-final One – Leinster v Toulouse. 8:30 Heineken Champions Cup Semifinal Two – Racing 92 v La Rochelle. 9am Aotearoa Rugby Pod 9:30 Currie Cup Pumas v Western Province. 11:30 Between Two Posts 12:30 Super Rugby Pacific Highlanders v Force. 2:30 Super Rugby Pacific Brumbies v Crusaders. 3pm Super Rugby Pacific Blues v Reds. 3:30 Super Rugby Pacific Rebels v Chiefs. 4pm Between Two Posts 5pm Aotearoa Rugby Pod 5:30 Super Rugby Pacific Fijian Drua v Moana Pasifika. 6:30 Netball – ANZ Premiership Mystics v Magic. 7pm L Netball – ANZ Premiership Magic v Steel. 9pm Once A Warrior With Monty Betham 9:40 Rugby League – NRL Warriors v Rabbitohs. 10:10 L Cycling – Giro D’Italia Stage 11 – Santarcangelo di Romagna to Reggio Emilia. Thursday 3:35 Netball – ANZ Premiership 5:05 Heineken Champions Cup 5:30 Heineken Champions Cup

6:30 Waiata Mai 3 6:40 Mahi Pai 3 6:50 Takaro Tribe 3 7am Darwin And Newts 3 7:10 Tamariki Haka 3 7:20 Te Nutube 7:30 Kia Mau 3 7:40 Cube 7:50 Huritua 3 8am Tawera Fitness For Tamariki 8:30 Oranga Ngakau 3 9:30 Whanau Living 3 10am David Rocco’s Dolce Africa 3 10:30 Merchants Of The Wild 11am Africa’s Wild Horizon 3 Noon Te Ao Tapatahi 12:30 Tribe 3 1:05 Moon Tide Fishing 3 1:30 Ako 3 2 3:05 Waiata Mai 3 3:15 Mahi Pai 3 3:25 Takaro Tribe 3 3:35 Darwin And Newts 3 3:45 Tamariki Haka 3 3:55 Te Nutube 3 4:05 Kia Mau 3 4:15 Cube 4:25 Huritua 3 4:35 Pukana 3 5pm Paia 3 5:15 Haka Life 3 5:30 Taikura Kapa Haka Festival 3 6pm Te Arawa 3 6:30 Te Ao Marama 7pm Huro Pepi 3 7:30 Moving Out With Kanoa 3 Kanoa Lloyd meets New Zealanders creating new lives as they relocate around the country. 8:30 M Wish I Was Here MVLS 2014 Comedy. An actor finds himself at a major crossroads, and must examine his life, his family, and his career. Pierce Gagnon, Kate Hudson. 10:30 Sidewalk Karaoke 3 Te Hamua Nikora searches the streets for karaoke talent. 11pm Te Ao Marama 11:30 Closedown

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DIScOVERY

6:20 EastEnders PG 6:50 The Graham Norton Show MLC 7:40 The Bill M 8:30 Midsomer Murders M 10:10 Father Brown M 11am Doc Martin M 11:50 Midsomer Murders M 1:30 The Bill M 2:20 London Kills MVS 3:15 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown M 4:10 The Graham Norton Show PG 5:10 Who Do You Think You Are? PG Fearne Cotton. 6:20 Qi M 6:55 EastEnders PG 7:30 Qi PG Phil Jupitus, Nish Kumar and Holly Walsh try to answer Sandi’s fiendish questions, while Alan talks Nonsense. 8pm Would I Lie To You? PG Comedy panel show where contestants bluff about their secrets. 8:30 Guilt MVL 9:40 Holby City MC 10:50 A Confession M 11:45 Midsomer Murders M

6:05 Man Caves PG 6:30 How Do They Do It? PG 6:55 How The Universe Works PG 7:45 Barnwood Builders PG 8:35 Aussie Salvage Squad PG 9:25 Fast N’ Loud PG 10:20 Mysteries At The Museum PG 11:15 Aliens In Alaska PG Captured. 12:10 Blowing Up History PG 1:05 Naked And Afraid MC Biting Back At Africa. 2:55 Homestead Rescue PG Burned Out. 3:50 Gold Rush MLC 4:45 Demolition Down Under PG 5:40 Outback Opal Hunters PG 6:35 Dirty Jobs MLC Rodbuster, Galvanizer. 7:30 Dirty Jobs MLC Escalator Maintainer, Scorpion Sweeper. 8:30 Bering Sea Gold MLC The Ice Mine Cometh. 9:30 Moonshiners – Master Distiller MLC High Proof Cherry Bounce. 10:30 Edge Of Alaska MLC The Stranger. 11:25 Naked And Afraid MLC Come Hell And Black Water.

1:25 Qi M 1:55 Qi MLS 2:25 Would I Lie To You? PG 2:55 Who Do You Think You Are? PG 3:55 Holby City MC 4:55 Guilt MVL 5:55 Hold The Sunset PG

12:15 Barnwood Builders PG 1:05 Blowing Up History PG 1:55 Gold Rush PG 2:45 Naked And Afraid MLC 3:35 Bering Sea Gold MLC 5:15 Outback Opal Hunters PG

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The Ex Best Thing, at 8:30pm

Ed Gamble – Blood Sugar, at 8:30pm

Designing Dreams, at 7:30pm

Turquoise Fever, at 9:30pm

6am Breakfast The Breakfast team presents news, entertainment, sports and weather. 0 9am The Ellen DeGeneres Show PG Ellen DeGeneres brings her brand of humour to daytime talk. 0 10am Tipping Point 3 0 11am The Chase 3 0 Noon 1 News At Midday 0 12:30 Emmerdale PG 0 1pm Hollyoaks PGC 0 2pm 1 News Budget Special 2022 0 4pm Te Karere 2 4:30 Neighbours PG Nicolette throws a party for Kiri and finds an unexpected ally. 0 5pm The Chase 0 6pm 1 News At 6pm 0 7pm Seven Sharp 0 7:30 10 Years Younger Changed My Life 0 8:30 Amazing Hotels – Life Beyond The Lobby Monica and Giles visit ION Adventure Hotel in Iceland, which levitates out from a dormant volcano. 0 9:45 Coronation Street PG 0 10:45 1 News Tonight 0 11:15 Shortland Street PG 3 0 11:50 It’s Your Fault I’m Fat PG 3 0

6am Les Mills Born To Move 0 6:25 Children’s Programmes 0 9:05 Infomercials 9:35 Les Mills Core 0 10:10 Home And Away PG 3 0 10:40 Shortland Street PG 3 0 11:10 The Mindy Project PGC 3 0 11:40 Charmed M 0 12:40 Heroes PG 0 1:35 The Drew Barrymore Show PG 3 0 2:30 Snack Masters NZ PG 3 0 3:30 The Feed 5pm Big Brother Australia PG 0 6:30 Home And Away PG Ryder chooses the adventure of a lifetime; Nikau reads Chloe’s disturbing diary; Xander could be getting too close to a patient. 0 7pm Shortland Street PG 0 7:30 Ten 7 – Aotearoa PG A look at the people and communities affected by crime in Aotearoa. 0 8pm N Highway Patrol Officers spot a couple of motorbikes going at breakneck speed. They both do a runner and one nearly crashes. 0 8:30 N The Ex Best Thing M See how former partners get on finding a new match for their former flames. 0 9:30 Hoarders PG 0 10:30 Ten 7 – Aotearoa PG 3 A look at the people and communities affected by crime in Aotearoa. 0 11pm CSI 16V 0

6am AM With Ryan Bridge, Melissa Chan-Green, William Waiirua and Bernadine Oliver-Kerby. 9am Infomercials 10:30 Match Game PG 3 Contestants attempt to fill in the blanks to match the answers of celebrities. 0 11:30 Newshub Live At 11.30am Comprehensive coverage of local and global news. Noon Married At First Sight – US PG Six singles agree to a controversial proposal, getting legally married to a stranger the moment they meet, at the altar. 1:30 Yard Crashers 2pm Newshub Nation Budget Special 3pm Cutthroat Kitchen PG 4pm Yard Crashers 4:30 Newshub Live At 4:30pm 5pm Gold Rush 0 6pm Newshub Live At 6pm 7pm The Project 7:30 7 Days New Zealand comedians pit their wits against the week’s news and each other. 8:30 Ed Gamble – Blood Sugar 16 Comedian Ed Gamble tackles the big topics like spin class, Jesus’s abs and how guide dogs are con artists. 0 10pm Newshub Late 10:30 NCIS M 3 0 11:30 Yard Crashers 3 11:55 Infomercials 5:30 AM Early

8am Henry Danger PGV 0 8:25 The Moe Show 3 0 9am Wheel Of Fortune 3 9:30 Five Bedrooms MLS 3 0 10:30 Big Love MLSC 0 11:30 Royal Pains MVC 12:30 Duncanville ML 1pm House MVSC 0 2pm The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 3 3pm Wheel Of Fortune 3:30 Jeopardy 4pm American Pickers PG 3 5pm F Dream Home Dilemma 3 0 5:30 Prime News 6pm Storage Wars PG (Starting Today) 3 0 7pm Pawn Stars PGC 7:30 Designing Dreams 3 Architect Anna-Marie Chin takes Matthew on a winter tour of spectacular homes in Queenstown, Arrowtown and Dunedin. 0 8:30 Julia M A series inspired by TV chef Julia Child’s extraordinary life. 0 9:30 Bull MC The team feels that Bull’s issues could be detrimental to their defence of a man accused of being mentally unfit to lead his company. 0 10:30 The Crowd Goes Wild 11pm UFC On Sky 11:30 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 12:30 Infomercials

6am Mystery Of The Lost Island PG 3 7am The Pioneer Woman 7:30 Valerie’s Home Cooking 8am Bobby And Giada In Italy 3 9am Mysteries At The Museum PG 3 10am Money For Nothing 3 11am Yardcore A retro style lounge with a gold sunburst pergola, jack-leg chairs and an old-world map table. 11:30 Elbow Room 11:55 Escape To The Chateau – DIY PG 3 12:55 Big Family Farm 3 1:55 Kings Of The Wood 3 2:50 Grizzly Project PG 3:50 Rick Stein’s India 5:05 Mysteries At The Museum PG 6pm Money For Nothing 7pm Griff’s Canadian Adventure PG Griff Rhys Jones explores the prairies and vast plains of Saskatchewon and Alberta. He discovers riches, from fossils to farmland. 8pm Newshub Live At 8pm 8:30 Finding Alice M Charlotte returns to school and Alice feels lost without her. Before the inquest can go ahead, the police must identify the figure on the CCTV. 9:30 N Turquoise Fever 10:30 Griff’s Canadian Adventure PG 3 11:30 Baggage Battles Midnight Infomercials

Friday

12:45 20/20 3 0 1:35 Te Karere 3 2 2am Infomercials 5:35 Te Karere 3 2

BRAVO 6am Infomercials 10am Hoarders PG 3 10:50 Bar Rescue PGLC 3 11:40 Killer Couples MVC 3 12:35 Accident, Suicide Or Murder? MVC 3 1:50 The Real Housewives Of New York City M 3 2:50 Hoarders PG 3 3:45 Top Chef PG 4:40 Celebrity Ghost Stories PGLVC 3 5:35 Shark Tank PG 6:35 Bar Rescue PGLC 7:30 Ghost Hunters PGC Although Fort Stanton is no longer in use, there are disturbing reports of paranormal activity dating back to the 1940s. 8:30 Below Deck – Sailing Yacht M Parsifal III goes aground under Tom’s watch. His actions put Glenn and the deck team in a difficult situation. 9:30 The Real Housewives Of Orange M While Heather and Gina take a trip to New York, Shannon has Emily, Noella and Jen over for a dinner party. 10:30 Killer Couples MVC 3 11:20 Accident, Suicide Or Murder? 16VC 3 12:10 Infomercials

Friday

12:50 Extant M 0 1:35 Emmerdale PG 3 0 2am Infomercials 2:55 2 Tunes 3am Wentworth 16VLC 3 0 3:50 How To Get Away With Murder 16 3 0 4:35 Neighbours PG 3 0 5am Infomercials

SKY 5 6am Jeopardy! 6:25 Wheel Of Fortune 6:45 Pawn Stars PG 7:10 Counting Cars PG 7:35 Helicopter ER M 8:25 Border Security M 8:50 Storage Wars PGL 9:15 Storage Wars PGL 9:40 The Mentalist MVC 10:30 Person Of Interest M 11:30 Pawn Stars PG Noon Jeopardy! 12:25 Wheel Of Fortune 12:50 FBI – Most Wanted MV 1:40 Lethal Weapon 16VLSC 2:30 The Mentalist MVC 3:20 Helicopter ER M 4:10 Jeopardy! 4:35 Wheel Of Fortune 5pm Counting Cars PG 5:30 Pawn Stars PG 6pm Storage Wars PGL 6:30 Storage Wars PGL 7pm Border Security M 7:30 The Mentalist MVC 8:30 Treadstone M 9:30 Seal Team 16VLC 10:30 Person Of Interest M 11:30 Helicopter ER M Friday 12:30 Wheel Of Fortune 1am Jeopardy! 1:25 Border Security M 1:50 Seal Team 16VLC 2:40 Treadstone M 3:30 Storage Wars PGL 3:55 Storage Wars PGL 4:20 Person Of Interest M 5:10 The Mentalist MVC

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6:50 Killer Infatuation MVLSC 2021 Thriller. 8:20 The Forever Purge 16VL 2021 Action. 10:05 Snake Eyes – GI Joe Origins MVL 2021 Action. Henry Golding, Andrew Koji. 12:05 Dirt Music MLS 2019 Drama. Kelly MacDonald, Garrett Hedlund. 1:50 Every Breath You Take 16VC 2021 Thriller. Casey Affleck, Sam Claflin. 3:35 Antebellum 16VL 2020 Thriller. 5:20 The Devil Has A Name 16VLSC 2021 Drama. 6:55 The New Mutants MVLC 2020 Action. Maisie Williams, Anya Taylor-Joy. 8:30 Don’t Breathe 2 16VLC 2021 Horror. Blind veteran Norman Nordstrom is hiding in an isolated cabin. His life is shattered when a group of men kidnap a young girl. Stephen Lang, Madelyn Grace. 10:10 F9 – The Fast Saga MV 2021 Action. Dom must confront the sins of his past to save those he loves from an assassin and a highperformance driver. Friday 12:30 In The Heights PGL 2021 Musical. 2:50 Archenemy 16VLC 2020 Action. 4:20 Human Capital MLS 2020 Drama.

6:45 Brokeback Mountain MVLS 2004 Drama. 9am Titanic ML 1997 Drama. Leonardo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet. 12:10 Robocop MV 2014 Action. Joel Kinnaman, Gary Oldman. 2:07 Robin Hood MVLS 2010 Action. Russell Crowe, Cate Blanchett. 4:27 Unbroken MV 2014 Drama. Jack O’Connell, Domhnall Gleeson. 6:45 Mahana MSC 2016 Drama. Temuera Morrison, Akuhata Keefe, Nancy Brunning. 8:30 Superman Returns MV 2006 Action. While old enemy Lex Luthor plots to render him powerless, Superman must face the fact that Lois Lane has moved on with her life. Brandon Routh, Kevin Spacey, Kate Bosworth. 11:05 Titanic ML 1997 Drama. Leonardo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet.

Friday

2:15 Robocop MV 2014 Action. Joel Kinnaman, Gary Oldman. 4:10 Mahana MSC 2016 Drama. 5:55 Superman Returns MV 2006 Action.

SKY SPORt 1 6am Super Rugby Pacific (RPL) Waratahs v Hurricanes. 8am Between Two Posts 9am Super Rugby Pacific (RPL) Fijian Drua v Moana Pasifika. 11am Heineken Champions Cup Semi-final One – Leinster v Toulouse. 11:30 Heineken Champions Cup Semi-final Two – Racing 92 v La Rochelle. Noon Currie Cup (RPL) Cheetahs v Sharks. 2pm Netball – ANZ Premiership Magic v Steel. 2:30 Super Rugby Pacific Waratahs v Hurricanes. 3pm Super Rugby Pacific Brumbies v Crusaders. 3:30 Heineken Champions Cup Semi-final One – Leinster v Toulouse. 4pm Heineken Champions Cup Semi-final Two – Racing 92 v La Rochelle. 4:30 Super Rugby Pacific (RPL) Blues v Reds. 6:30 UFC On Sky 7pm GrassRoots Rugby 8pm Inside Netball 8:30 The Crowd Goes Wild 9pm L Rugby League – NRL Knights v Broncos. From McDonald Jones Stadium.

Friday

Midnight GrassRoots Rugby 1am Inside Netball 1:30 Once A Warrior With Monty Betham 2am Currie Cup Bulls v Lions. 4am Super Rugby Pacific Rebels v Chiefs.

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6:30 Waiata Mai 3 6:40 ZooMoo 3 6:50 Taki Atu Taki Mai 3 7am Darwin And Newts 3 7:10 Smooth 3 7:20 Haati Paati 3 7:30 Kia Mau 3 7:40 Kainga Whakapaipai 3 7:50 Paia 3 8am Polyfest 3 8:30 Oranga Ngakau 3 9:30 Whanau Living 3 10am Kai With Anne Thorp 3 10:30 Toi Te Ora 11am Moving Out With Kanoa 3 Noon Te Ao Tapatahi 12:30 Sidewalk Karaoke 3 1:05 Ko Te Reo Kia Rere 3 1:30 Ako 3 2 3:05 Waiata Mai 3 3:15 ZooMoo 3 3:25 Taki Atu Taki Mai 3 3:35 Darwin And Newts 3 3:45 Smooth 3 3:55 Haati Paati 3 4:05 Kia Mau 3 4:15 Kainga Whakapaipai 3 4:25 Paia 3 4:35 Polyfest 3 5pm Paia 3 5:15 Haka Life 3 5:30 Taikura Kapa Haka Festival 3 6pm Te Arawa 3 6:30 Te Ao Marama 7pm Fresh PG 7:30 Funny Whare – Gamesnight PG 3 Stacey Morrison hosts a bilingual game show. 8pm The Walkers PG 3 8:30 Lucky Dip 3 9pm Queer And Here PG Aniwa Whaiapu Koloamatangi takes viewers on a journey to the queer community. 9:30 Ahikaroa MLC 3 10pm Mura O Te Ahi PG 3 10:30 He Aha To Say? 3 11pm Te Ao Marama 11:30 Closedown

UKtV 6:25 EastEnders PG 6:55 The Graham Norton Show PG 7:45 The Bill M 8:35 Midsomer Murders M 10:15 Father Brown M 11:05 Doc Martin M 11:55 Midsomer Murders M 1:35 The Bill M 2:25 London Kills PG 3:20 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown MLS 4:15 The Graham Norton Show MVLS 5:10 Who Do You Think You Are? PG Lisa Hammond. 6:20 Qi M 6:55 EastEnders PG 7:30 Qi PG Cariad Lloyd, Matt Lucas, Jerry Springer natter about Noodles with Sandi, while Alan keeps it saucy. 8pm Would I Lie To You? PG 8:30 Dragons’ Den PG 9:40 The Graham Norton Show PG 10:40 Sister Boniface Mysteries PG 11:35 Midsomer Murders M

Friday

1:15 Qi M 1:45 Qi PG 2:20 Would I Lie To You? PG 2:50 Who Do You Think You Are? PG 3:50 The Graham Norton Show PG 4:40 Dragons’ Den – Best Ever Pitches PG 5:40 The Graham Norton Show MLS 19May22

DIScOVERY 6:05 Man Caves PG 6:30 How The Universe Works PG 7:20 Barnwood Builders PG 8:10 How Do They Do It? PG 8:35 Demolition Down Under PG 9:25 Fast N’ Loud PG 10:20 Dirty Jobs MLC 11:15 Bering Sea Gold MLC The Ice Mine Cometh. 12:10 How Do They Do It? PG 12:35 Man Caves PG Cork Island Cave. 1:05 Blowing Up History PG 2pm Naked And Afraid MLC Come Hell And Black Water. 2:55 Homestead Rescue PG Idaho Death Trap. 3:50 Gold Rush MLC 4:45 Demolition Down Under PG 5:40 Outback Opal Hunters PG 6:35 Gold Rush MLC 7:30 Gold Rush MLC 9:25 Dino Hunters PG We Got Skull. 10:30 Alaskan Bush People PG Heart Of Gold. 11:25 Naked And Afraid MLC Stars Against The Storm. Friday 12:15 Barnwood Builders PG 1:05 Blowing Up History PG 1:55 Gold Rush PG 2:45 Naked And Afraid MLC 3:35 Bering Sea Gold MLC 4:25 Homestead Rescue PG 5:15 Outback Opal Hunters PG

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Interior Design Masters With Alan Carr, at 8:30pm

Dinner Date, at 9:30pm

Hellboy, at 7:30pm

Law And Order – Organized Crime, at 8:30pm

Money For Nothing, at 6pm

6am Breakfast 0 9am The Ellen DeGeneres Show PG 0 10am Tipping Point 3 0 11am The Chase 3 0 Noon 1 News At Midday 0 12:30 Emmerdale PG 0 1pm Hollyoaks PG 0 2pm Coronation Street PG 3 0 3pm Tipping Point 3 0 4pm Te Karere 2 4:30 Neighbours PG Amy makes Harlow uncomfortable; David and Freya make a shocking decision. 0 5pm The Chase 3 0 6pm 1 News At 6pm 0 7pm Seven Sharp 0 7:30 The Repair Shop PG Expert craftspeople restore heirlooms and treasured antiques. 0 8:30 Interior Design Masters With Alan Carr PG The designers work on four dated common rooms at Gordano School in Bristol. 0 9:45 Selling Houses Australia Property experts show people how to maximise their profits and achieve a quick sale. 0 10:50 1 News Tonight 0 11:20 Shortland Street PG 3 0 11:50 Good With Wood 3 0

6am Les Mills Born To Move 0 6:25 Children’s Programmes 0 9:05 Infomercials 9:35 Les Mills Grit Cardio 0 10:05 Home And Away PG 3 0 10:40 Shortland Street PG 3 0 11:10 The Mindy Project PGC 3 0 11:40 Charmed M 0 12:40 Heroes PG 0 1:35 The Drew Barrymore Show PG 3 0 2:30 Sabrina The Teenage Witch 0 3:30 The Feed 5pm Big Brother Australia PG 0 6:30 Home And Away PG 0 7pm Shortland Street PG 0 7:30 Travel Guides Australia 3 0 8:30 Chris Parker – Back To School PG Comedian Chris Parker is in Christchurch and the place he discovered his passion for making people laugh, his high school. 0 9:30 Dinner Date A singleton has the chance to find true love over three meals cooked by a blind date. 0 10:30 Paranormal Caught On Camera PGC Mysterious lights in the skies above Stonehenge on the eve of the summer solstice; a woman witnesses a soul leaving a dead deer’s body. 0 11:30 N Love Life 16L Marcus Watkins begins to question his marriage as he develops a unique friendship with the magnetic Mia Hines. 0 Saturday 12:10 N Kung Fu MV 0 1am N Evil 16VC 0 1:45 Emmerdale PG 3 0 2:10 Infomercials 3:10 2 Tunes 3:25 Bob Hearts Abishola PG 3 0 3:50 America’s Got Talent 3 0

6am AM 9am Infomercials 10:30 Match Game PG 3 0 11:30 Newshub Live At 11.30am Noon Married At First Sight – US PG 1:30 M Love Upstream 2021 Romance. A woman who moves to Minnesota to write a book on wilderness survival finds a connection with her wilderness guide. Kimberly-Sue Murray, Steve Lund. 3:30 Cutthroat Kitchen PG 4:30 Newshub Live At 4:30pm 5pm Gold Rush 0 6pm Newshub Live At 6pm 7pm The Project 7:30 M Hellboy M 3 2004 Action Fantasy. A comic book tale of a demon rescued as a baby from the Nazis and enlisted to fight evil. Ron Perlman, John Hurt, Selma Blair. 0 9:50 Emergency M 3 In The Royal Melbourne Hospital’s Emergency Department, the doctors have to save a man struggling to breathe. 0 10:45 Newshub Late 11:15 The Rookie M 3 Nolan is taken hostage; Jackson and his training officer reach a tipping point that could end Jackson’s career. 0

8am Henry Danger PGV 0 8:25 The Moe Show 3 0 9am Wheel Of Fortune 3 9:30 Five Bedrooms MLC 3 0 10:30 Big Love MSC 0 11:30 Royal Pains MVC 12:30 Duncanville MLC 1pm House MVC 0 2pm The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 3 3pm Wheel Of Fortune 3:30 Jeopardy 4pm American Pickers PG 3 5pm Fish Of The Day PGC 3 0 5:30 Prime News 6pm Storage Wars PGL 3 0 7pm Pawn Stars PGL 3 7:30 Pawn Stars PG A life-sized house elf from Harry Potter comes into the shop; Rick checks out a vintage waistcoat and watch. 8:30 Law And Order – Organized Crime MVC Cyberattacks have crippled the city, and Stabler is convinced that Wheatley is involved; Bernadette receives an unwelcome visitor. 0 9:30 Rugby League – NRL (DLY) Wests Tigers v Bulldogs. From Leichhardt Oval, Sydney. 11:30 Raw PVC

6am Grizzly Project PG 3 7am The Pioneer Woman 7:30 Valerie’s Home Cooking 7:55 Rick Stein’s India R 9:10 Mysteries At The Museum PG 3 10:05 Money For Nothing 3 11:05 Yardcore A renovation for art professionals includes geometric shapes, cubist water features and minimalist plantings. 11:30 Elbow Room Noon Turquoise Fever 3 1pm Finding Alice M 3 2pm Griff’s Canadian Adventure PG 3 3pm Cat v Dog PG 4pm F Girl Scout Cookie Championship 5pm Mysteries At The Museum PG 6pm Money For Nothing 7pm This Time Next Year UK PG Davina McCall meets a young couple desperate to start a family and a father hoping to give his daughter a second chance at life. 8pm Newshub Live At 8pm 8:30 Dancing On Ice PG Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby host the celebrity skating challenge. 10:25 This Time Next Year UK PG 3 11:30 Baggage Battles Midnight Infomercials

Saturday

12:50 Schitt’s Creek PG 3 0 1:35 Te Karere 3 2 2am Infomercials 5:30 Religious Programming

BRAVO 6am Infomercials 10am Hoarders PG 3 10:55 Bar Rescue PGLC 3 11:50 Killer Couples MVC 3 12:45 Celebrity Ghost Storie PGVLC 3 1:40 The Real Housewives Of New York City M 3 2:40 Hoarders PG 3 3:35 Top Chef PG 4:35 Shark Tank PG 3 5:35 Shark Tank PG 6:35 Bar Rescue PGLC A brother and sister duo, from Puerto Rico, find themselves in over their heads after Hurricane Maria destroyed their bar. 7:30 Botched PGLSC 3 Dr Nassif and Dr Dubrow salute service members who have fallen victim to surgical disasters. 8:30 M Bridget Jones’s Baby MLS 2016 Comedy. At over 40-years-old, Bridget Jones is single again. Until she meets a handsome American and discovers she is pregnant. Renee Zellweger, Colin Firth, Patrick Dempsey. 0 10:55 Killer Couples MVC 3 A high school love triangle turns deadly in the Nevada desert. 11:50 Accident, Suicide Or Murder? 16VSC 3 12:40 Infomercials

SKY 5 6am Jeopardy! 6:25 Wheel Of Fortune 6:45 Pawn Stars PG 7:10 Counting Cars PG 7:35 Helicopter ER M 8:25 Border Security M 8:50 Storage Wars PGL 9:15 Storage Wars PGL 9:40 The Mentalist MVC 10:30 Person Of Interest M 11:30 Pawn Stars PG Noon Jeopardy! 12:25 Wheel Of Fortune 12:50 Treadstone MA 1:40 Seal Team 16VLC 2:30 The Mentalist MVC 3:20 Helicopter ER M 4:10 Jeopardy! 4:35 Wheel Of Fortune 5pm Counting Cars PG 5:30 Pawn Stars PG 6pm Storage Wars PGL 6:30 Storage Wars PGL 7pm Border Security M 7:30 The Mentalist MVC 8:30 Pawn Stars PGC 9:30 Pawn Stars PGC 10:30 Person Of Interest M 11:30 Helicopter ER M

Saturday

12:30 Wheel Of Fortune 1am Jeopardy! 1:25 Border Security M 1:50 Pawn Stars PGC 2:40 Pawn Stars PGC 3:30 Storage Wars PGL 3:55 Storage Wars PGL 4:20 Person Of Interest M 5:10 The Mentalist MVC

Saturday

12:15 7 Days 3 1:05 Infomercials

Saturday

12:30 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 1:30 Infomercials

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6am Ride Like A Girl PGL 2019 Drama. 7:40 Deadly Flight MVL 2019 Thriller. 9:15 The Dry 16V 2020 Drama. 11:10 Moonshot MVLSC 2022 Comedy. 12:55 Dream Horse PGL 2021 Drama. 2:45 The Professor And The Madman MVC 2019 Drama. 4:50 The Courier MVLC 2020 Thriller. 6:40 City Of Lies 16VLSC 2018 Drama. Johnny Depp, Forest Whitaker. 8:30 The Silencing MVLSC 2020 Action. A reformed hunter teams up with the local sheriff to track a vicious killer who may have kidnapped his daughter several years earlier. Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, Annabelle Wallis. 10:05 Target Number One 16VLSC 2020 Thriller. A Canadian journalist investigates the circumstances surrounding the suspicious arrest of a former heroin addict.

8:30 The Dark Knight Rises MV 2012 Action Thriller. 11:10 The Matrix Revolutions MV 2003 Sci-fi Action. 1:20 Patriots Day 16VLC 2016 Drama. Mark Wahlberg, Kevin Bacon. 3:35 Inside Man MVL 2006 Crime. Denzel Washington, Clive Owen, Jodie Foster. 5:45 Interstellar ML 2014 Sci-fi. Matthew McConaughey, Anne Hathaway. 8:30 Carrie 16VLS 2013 Horror. Remake of the Stephen King story of a high-school misfit who uses her powers against those who have mocked her. Chloë Grace Moretz, Julianne Moore, Gabriella Wilde. 10:10 Twilight Saga – Eclipse M 2010 Fantasy. As a string of mysterious killings grips Seattle, Bella is forced to choose between Edward and Jacob. Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson.

Saturday

12:10 The Marksman MVL 2021 Action. 1:55 Gully 18VLSC 2021 Drama. 3:20 Spiral – From The Book Of Saw 18VL 2021 Horror. 4:55 Breach 16VL 2020 Action.

Saturday

12:15 Love And Mercy MLC 2014 Drama. 2:15 I Know What You Did Last Summer 16V 1997 Horror. 3:55 The Dark Knight Rises MV 2012 Action Thriller.

SKY SPORt 1 6am L Darts – Premier League Night 15. From The O2, London. 9:30 UFC On Sky Ravinder Hunia and guests preview the upcoming UFC fight action. 10am Heineken Champions Cup (RPL) Semi-final One – Leinster v Toulouse. From Aviva Stadium, Dublin. Noon Heineken Champions Cup (RPL) Semi-final Two – Racing 92 v La Rochelle. From Stade Bollaert-Delelis, Lens. 2pm Rugby Heaven A weekly show from Australia, talking all things rugby. 3pm Darts – Premier League (RPL) Night 15. 5:30 Rugby Heaven 6:30 L Super Rugby Pacific Crusaders v Fijian Drua. From Orangetheory Stadium, Christchurch. 9:40 L Super Rugby Pacific Reds v Moana Pasifika. From Suncorp Stadium, Brisbane.

Saturday

Midnight Between Two Posts 12:55 Rugby Heaven 1:50 Super Rugby Pacific (HLS) Crusaders v Fijian Drua. 2:20 UFC On Sky 2:55 L World Sevens Series Toulouse – Day One.

6:30 Waiata Mai 3 6:40 Mahi Pai 3 6:50 Takaro Tribe 3 7am Darwin And Newts 3 7:10 Tamariki Haka 3 7:20 Te Nutube 7:30 Kia Mau 3 7:40 Cube 7:50 Huritua 3 8am Tribe 3 8:30 Oranga Ngakau 3 9:30 Whanau Living 10am Hangi Pit Masters 3 10:30 Toi Te Ora 3 11am Mura O Te Ahi PG 3 11:30 Fresh PG 3 Noon Te Ao Tapatahi 12:30 Iwi Anthems 3 1:05 Game Of Bros 3 1:30 Ako 3 2 3:05 Waiata Mai 3 3:15 Mahi Pai 3 3:25 Takaro Tribe 3 3:35 Darwin And Newts 3 3:45 Tamariki Haka 3 3:55 Te Nutube 3 4:05 Kia Mau 3 4:15 Cube 4:25 Huritua 3 4:35 Polyfest 3 5pm Paia 3 5:15 Haka Life 3 5:30 Taikura Kapa Haka Festival 3 6pm Te Arawa 3 6:30 Te Ao Marama 7pm Pacific Island Food Revolution 3 8pm Kai Safari 3 Sonia Gray travels to some of New Zealand’s most remote areas. 8:30 Intrepid Journeys PG Anton Oliver is in Nepal. 9:30 Chatham Islanders 3 A documentary series about life on the most remote islands in Aotearoa. 10pm Rage Against The Rangatahi PG 3 10:30 Ki Tua 3 11pm Te Ao Marama 11:30 Closedown

UKtV

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6:20 EastEnders PG 6:50 The Graham Norton Show MVLS 7:40 The Bill M 8:30 Midsomer Murders M 10:10 Father Brown M 11am Doc Martin M 11:50 Midsomer Murders M 1:30 The Bill M 2:20 London Kills PG 3:15 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown M 4:10 The Graham Norton Show ML 5:10 Who Do You Think You Are? PG Ruby Wax. 6:20 Qi M 6:55 EastEnders PG 7:30 Qi PG Sandi looks into the occult with help from Aisling Bea, Russell Brand, Noel Fielding, and Alan Davies. 8pm Would I Lie To You? M 8:35 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown M 9:35 Hypothetical ML 10:30 The Jonathan Ross Show M 11:30 Midsomer Murders M Saturday 1:10 Qi M 1:40 Qi PG 2:10 Would I Lie To You? M 2:40 Who Do You Think You Are? PG 3:40 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown M 4:30 Hypothetical ML 5:15 The Jonathan Ross Show M 20May22

6:05 Man Caves PG 6:30 How Do They Do It? PG 6:55 How The Universe Works PG 7:45 Barnwood Builders PG 8:35 Demolition Down Under PG 9:25 Fast N’ Loud PG 10:20 Gold Rush MLC 11:15 Outback Opal Hunters PG 12:10 How Do They Do It? PG 12:35 Man Caves PG Steampunk Cave. 1:05 Blowing Up History PG 2pm Naked And Afraid MLC Stars Against The Storm. 2:55 Homestead Rescue PG Arizona Washout. 3:50 Gold Rush MLC 4:45 Gold Rush MLC 5:40 Outback Opal Hunters PG 6:35 Dirty Jobs MLC Combat Surgeon, Iguana Hunter. 7:30 Alaskan Bush People PG The Way Of The Wolfpack. 8:30 Aussie Gold Hunters PG 9:30 Sydney Harbour Force PG 10:30 Mysteries At The Museum PG Undercover Informant, The Black Beetle. 11:15 Naked And Afraid MLC Monkey Business.

Saturday

12:25 Barnwood Builders PG 1:05 Blowing Up History PG 1:55 Gold Rush PG 2:50 Naked And Afraid MLC 4:15 Homestead Rescue PG 5:15 Outback Opal Hunters PG

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The Wall, at 8:05pm

Patch Adams, at 7pm

Employee Of The Month, at 8:50pm

Honey Wars, at 5pm

Survivor, at 8:30pm

6am Te Karere 3 2 6:30 Country Calendar 3 0 7am Rural Delivery 0 7:30 Infomercials 8:30 Religious Programming 9am Asia Unplated With Diana Chan 3 0 9:30 Tagata Pasifika 10:10 John And Lisa’s Weekend Kitchen 0 11:10 Who Wants To Be A Millionaire UK 3 0 12:20 Miranda PG 3 0 1pm Sarah Beeny’s Renovate Don’t Relocate 0 2pm HM The Queen’s Platinum Jubilee Celebration 0 4:30 A New Zealand Food Story PG 0 5pm The Chase 3 0 6pm 1 News At 6pm 0 7pm Tipping Point Lucky Stars 3 0 8pm Lotto 8:05 The Wall The game show that changes lives with the drop of a ball. 0 9:05 The Holiday M 2/2. Alistair makes a shocking discovery while snooping on Jake’s phone. 0 11:05 N Trigger Point 16VL Death is just a heartbeat away for a bomb disposal team during a terrorist campaign in London. 0

6am The Wiggles’ World 3 0 6:10 Postman Pat 0 6:25 Apollo’s Tall Tales 3 0 6:35 PJ Masks 3 0 7am Love Monster 3 0 7:05 Madagascar – A Little Wild 0 7:30 SpongeBob SquarePants 3 0 7:55 Turbo Fast 0 8:20 The Adventures Of Rocky And Bullwinkle 0 8:40 Dragons – Riders Of Berk 3 0 9:05 Ninjago 3 0 9:15 Power Rangers Beast Morphers PG 0 9:35 The Simpsons PG 3 0 10am Fresh PG 0 10:30 The Walkers PG 3 0 11am Would I Lie To You? PG 3 0 12:15 America’s Got Talent 0 2:05 The Good Witch PG 0 2:55 Star Trek – Discovery PG 0 3:55 F Junior Bake Off 0 4:55 F Superman And Lois PGV 0 6pm The Cube 0 7pm M Patch Adams PGLC 1998 Drama. Based on the life of Patch Adams, a medical student who believed laughter is the best medicine. Robin Williams, Daniel London, Monica Potter. 0 9:10 M Adrift M 2018 Drama. A young couple unexpectedly set sail into what would be one of the most disastrous hurricanes in history. Based on true events. Shailene Woodley, Sam Claflin. 0 11:05 Bel Air 16LC 0

6am Charles Stanley PG 6:30 Infomercials 9:30 Newshub Nation In-depth weekly current affairs show. 10:30 Kevin McCloud’s Rough Guide To The Future PG 3 0 11:30 Home Town 12:30 Grand Designs UK PG 3 0 1:30 Dancing With The Stars NZ 30 3pm Dancing With The Stars NZ 30 4pm Buddy v Duff PG 5pm Dodgeball Thunderdome PG 6pm Newshub Live At 6pm 7pm M A Dog’s Way Home PG 3 2019 Family. A dog goes on an epic journey home after she is separated from her beloved human. Bryce Dallas Howard, Ashley Judd. 0 8:50 M Employee Of The Month M 2006 Comedy. When he hears that the new female employee likes ambitious men, a slacker gets his act together, but finds himself in competition with a ruthless co-worker. Dane Cook, Jessica Simpson, Dax Shepard. 0 10:55 M The Watcher 16 3 2016 Horror. Unaware of its terrible history, a couple buy their dream home, but they may not be alone in the house. Edi Gathegi, Erin Cahill, Denise Crosby. 0

6am Infomercials 8am Top Wing 0 8:25 The Moe Show 3 0 8:35 We Bare Bears PG 0 9:15 Monster Beach PG 0 9:30 Ben 10 PG 0 9:50 SmackDown PVC 3 10:50 Raw PVC 3 11:50 Whose Line Is It Anyway? PGC 0 1pm Once A Warrior With Monty Betham 1:30 Addicted To Fishing PGC 3 2pm The Moe Show 3 0 2:15 We Bare Bears PG 3 0 3pm Monster Beach PG 3 0 3:15 Ben 10 PG 3 0 3:35 Wheel Of Fortune 3 4pm Judge Judy PG 5pm Honey Wars PGL 3 When MPI announces a new definition for Manuka honey it could have a catastrophic effect on Rob and Lon’s business. 0 5:30 Prime News 6pm F Tough As Nails PGL 0 7pm Storage Wars PGL 3 0 7:30 L Basketball – NBL Taranaki Mountainairs v Southland Sharks. From TSB Stadium, New Plymouth. 9:30 Super Rugby Pacific (DLY) Hurricanes v Rebels. From Sky Stadium, Wellington. 11:30 Rugby League – NRL (DLY) Dragons v Warriors. From Netstrata Jubilee Stadium, Sydney.

6am Cat v Dog PG 7am The Pioneer Woman 7:30 Valerie’s Home Cooking 8am Girl Scout Cookie Championship 9am Mysteries At The Museum PG 10am Money For Nothing 11am Yardcore 11:30 Elbow Room Noon Dancing On Ice PG 2pm This Time Next Year UK PG 3pm Little Giants PG 3:30 Little Giants PG 4pm The Best Thing I Ever Ate 4:30 The Best Thing I Ever Ate 5pm Mysteries At The Museum PG 6pm Money For Nothing 7pm My Lottery Dream Home International Tim and Alison won $500,000 in the Health Lottery. Laurence helps them find their dream home. 7:30 Celebrity Catch Phrase PG Three celebrities compete to win cash for their chosen charity. 8:30 M Survivor M 2015 Action Thriller. A Foreign Service Officer in London must prevent a terrorist attack set to hit New York City. But then she is framed for crimes she did not commit. Milla Jovovich, Pierce Brosnan. 10:30 Celebrity Catch Phrase PG Three celebrities compete to win cash for their chosen charity. 11:30 Baggage Battles Midnight Infomercials

Sunday

1am Bloom 16 0 1:50 Nashville PG 3 0 3:30 Infomercials 5:30 Religious Programming

BRAVO 6am Infomercials 10am Shark Tank PG 3 10:55 Keeping Up With The Kardashians PGLC 3 11:50 Keeping Up With The Kardashians PGLC 3 12:50 Southern Charm PG 3 1:45 Southern Charm PGLC 3 2:45 Tiny House Nation PG 3 3:45 Hoarders PG 3 4:40 Ghost Hunters PGC 3 5:35 Bar Rescue PGLC 3 6:30 Undercover Boss PG 7:30 Botched PGC 3 Paul helps a female impersonator who is not comfortable without makeup; a woman goes under the knife to help her marriage. 8:30 The Real Housewives Of Miami M Alexia tries to plan her wedding but hits one roadblock after another. 9:30 The Real Housewives Of New Jersey M Dolores and Jennifer go headto-head; Melissa’s feelings over not being asked to be Teresa’s bridesmaid creates a rift. 10:30 Killer Siblings MVC 3 11:25 Snapped MVC 3

Sunday

12:20 Infomercials 5am Top Chef PG 3

Sunday

Midnight M A Time To Kill 16VLC 1996 Thriller. Matthew McConaughey, Samuel L Jackson. 0 2:30 America’s Got Talent PG 3 0 3:55 The 100 PGV 3 0 4:35 Fresh 3 0 5am Religious Programming

SKY 5 6am Counting Cars PG 6:30 Counting Cars PG 6:55 Borderforce US – The Bridges PG 7:45 Traffic Cops PGVC 8:35 RBT MC 9am South Beach Tow 16VLC 9:30 South Beach Tow 16VLC 10am Pawn Stars PGL 11am NXT PGV Noon SmackDown MVC 2:05 South Beach Tow 16VLC 2:35 South Beach Tow 16VLC 3:05 Mighty Machines PGL 3:35 Mighty Machines PG 4:05 Traffic Cops PGVC 5pm Borderforce US – The Bridges PG 6pm Tough As Nails PGL 7pm RBT MC 7:30 Pawn Stars PGL 8:30 Border Security – Canada’s Frontline M 9pm South Beach Tow 16VLC 9:30 South Beach Tow 16VLC 10pm Counting Cars PG 10:30 Counting Cars PG 11pm Border Security – Australia’s Frontline M 11:30 Traffic Cops PGVC Sunday 12:20 Tough As Nails PGL 1:20 RBT MC 1:50 Pawn Stars PGL 2:50 Border Security – Canada’s Frontline M 3:20 NXT PGV 4:05 South Beach Tow 16VLC 4:35 South Beach Tow 16VLC 5:05 Counting Cars PG 5:30 Counting Cars PG

Sunday

12:55 Infomercials 5am Life TV PG 5:30 Charles Stanley PG

Sunday

1:30 NXT PGV 2:30 Infomercials

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6:30 All My Life ML 2020 Drama. 8am The Nest 16L 2020 Drama. 9:45 The Lost Husband PGL 2020 Drama. 11:35 Take Home Pay MV 2019 Comedy. 1:20 Blackbird MLC 2019 Drama. 3pm Chaos Walking MV 2021 Sci-fi. 4:50 Those Who Wish Me Dead 16VL 2021 Thriller. 6:30 Crisis 16VC 2020 Thriller. Gary Oldman, Armie Hammer. 8:30 Greenland MV 2020 Action. As a planet-killing comet hurtles towards Earth, a man, his estranged wife and their son embark on a perilous journey to find sanctuary. Gerard Butler, Morena Baccarin. 10:30 Candyman 16VC 2021 Horror. An artist explores the macabre history of Candyman, returning to the Chicago neighbourhood where the legend began.

6:35 Milk MLS 2008 Biography Drama. 8:40 Jane Eyre MC 2011 Drama. 10:40 The Soloist ML 2009 Drama. Jamie Foxx, Robert Downey jr. 12:35 We Own The Night 16VL 2007 Crime. 2:30 Shopping 16VLC 2013 Drama. 4:05 City Of Angels MS 1998 Romantic Drama. 5:55 The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo 16VLS 2011 Crime. 8:30 Gravity MLC 2013 Drama. A medical engineer and an astronaut work together to survive after their shuttle is destroyed, leaving them adrift in orbit. Sandra Bullock, George Clooney. 10pm Batman Begins MV 2005 Adventure. The story of how Bruce Wayne became a crime-fighting superhero, from his privileged childhood to his clash with evil. Christian Bale, Michael Caine.

9am Super Rugby Pacific (HLS) Crusaders v Fijian Drua. From Orangetheory Stadium, Christchurch. 11am Rugby Heaven A weekly show from Australia, talking all things rugby. Noon L First XV Rugby Lindisfarne College v Wesley College. 1:45 Super Rugby Pacific (HLS) Reds v Moana Pasifika. From Suncorp Stadium, Brisbane. 2:10 Super Rugby Pacific (RPL) Crusaders v Fijian Drua. From Orangetheory Stadium, Christchurch. 4:10 L Super Rugby Pacific Chiefs v Force. From FMG Stadium Waikato, Hamilton. 6:40 L Super Rugby Pacific Hurricanes v Rebels. From Sky Stadium, Wellington. 9:30 L Super Rugby Pacific Brumbies v Blues. From GIO Stadium, Canberra.

12:20 The Pa Boys M 2014 Drama. 1:55 The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo 16VLS 2011 Crime. 4:30 Conspiracy Theory MV 1997 Thriller.

Midnight UFC On Sky 12:40 L Motorsport – W Series Round Two. From the Circuit de BarcelonaCatalunya, Spain. 1:25 L World Sevens Series Toulouse – Day Two.

Sunday

Midnight Charm City Kings 16VLC 2020 Drama. 2am Locked Down MLC 2021 Comedy. 3:55 Bellbird ML 2019 Comedy. 5:30 Archenemy 16VLC 2020 Action.

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6:30 Waiata Mai 3 6:40 Purakau 3 6:50 Taki Atu Taki Mai 7am Tamariki Haka 3 7:10 Smooth 3 7:20 Te Nutube 3 7:30 Kia Mau 3 7:40 Cube Magazine-style series exploring youth culture and the things young people love. 7:50 Paia 3 8am Polyfest 3 8:30 Pukana 3 9:30 Korero Mai 3 10:30 Ako 3 2 11am Haka Ngahau A-Rohe 3 Noon Te Whare Rakau 3 12:30 Ariki 3 1pm Whakatauki 3 1:30 Karanga – The First Voice 3 2pm Whaikorero 3 2:30 Iwi Anthems 3 3pm Intrepid Journeys 3 4pm Marae DIY 3 5pm Kai Safari 3 5:30 Shear Bro 3 Follow the Paewai-Mullins whanau through the main shear, the busiest months in the shearing world. 6pm Matau Bros Gone Fishing PGL 3 Follow Matene, Dazza, and Jeff Cleave as they fish for knowledge and for kai mo te tepu. 6:30 My Party Song 3 7pm M Playmobil – The Movie 2019 Family. When her brother Charlie disappears, Marla must go on a quest to bring him home. Anya Taylor-Joy, Jim Gaffigan. 8:45 M The Second Mother MCL 3 2017 Comedy Drama. When the estranged daughter of a live-in housekeeper suddenly appears, the unspoken class barriers in the home are thrown into disarray. Regina Casé, Helena Albergaria. 10:45 Billy T James PG 11:45 Closedown

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6:05 Qi PG 6:35 Qi PG 7:05 Qi PG 7:35 Would I Lie To You? PG 8:05 Would I Lie To You? PG 8:35 Would I Lie To You? PG 9:05 The Bill M 9:55 The Bill M 10:40 The Bill M 11:30 The Bill M 12:20 The Bill M 1:10 Casualty PG 1:55 Mallorca Files PG 2:45 Holby City MC 3:50 Grantchester M 4:45 Grantchester M 5:40 Call The Midwife PG 6:45 Sister Boniface Mysteries PG 7:40 Casualty PG British drama series set in an inner city hospital. 8:30 Midsomer Murders M A farmer’s disemboweled body is found in an ancient stone circle days before the equinox. 10:30 Hypothetical ML Comedians are posed hypothetical situations and scored on how well they would deal with them. 11:25 Who Do You Think You Are? PG Emma Willis. Sunday 12:25 Who Do You Think You Are? PG 1:25 Who Do You Think You Are? PG 2:25 Who Do You Think You Are? PG 3:25 Who Do You Think You Are? PG 4:25 A Confession M 5:15 A Confession M 21May22

6:05 How Do They Do It? PG 6:30 Dino Hunters PG 7:35 Outback Opal Hunters PG 8:25 Outback Opal Hunters PG 9:15 Outback Opal Hunters PG 10:05 Outback Opal Hunters PG 10:55 Outback Opal Hunters PG 11:45 Bering Sea Gold MLC The Ice Mine Cometh. 12:40 Dirty Jobs MLC Escalator Maintainer, Scorpion Sweeper. 1:30 Gold Rush MLC 3pm Outback Opal Hunters PG 3:50 Aliens In Alaska PG Men In Black. 4:45 Aliens In Alaska PG Alien Flight Plan. 5:40 Aliens In Alaska PG Night Stalkers. 6:35 Gold Rush – White Water PG Under Pressure. 7:30 Maine Cabin Masters PG Past Present And Future. 8:30 Homestead Rescue PG 9:30 Moonshiners – Master Distiller MLC 10:30 Nostradamus – End Of Days MLC 11:25 Aliens In Alaska PG Sunday 12:15 How Do They Do It? PG 12:40 How Do They Do It? PG 1:05 Naked And Afraid MVL 1:55 Outback Opal Hunters PG 2:45 Blowing Up History PG 3:35 Blowing Up History PG 4:25 Blowing Up History PG 5:15 Blowing Up History PG

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My Lottery Dream Home International, at 2:30pm

6am Rural Delivery 3 0 6:25 Paddington Station PG 3 0 7:15 Tagata Pasifika 3 7:40 Praise Be 3 0 8:10 Secret Scotland 3 0 9am Q+A With Jack Tame 0 10am Waka Huia PG 10:30 Marae 2 11am The Great British Sewing Bee PG 0 Noon Attitude 0 12:30 Fair Go 3 0 1pm Sunday 3 0 2pm Extreme Food Phobics PG 0 3pm Sarah Beeny’s New Life In The Country 0 4pm Susan Calman’s Grand Day Out PG 0 5pm The Chase 0 6pm 1 News At 6pm 0 7pm Country Calendar Take a look at rural life in New Zealand’s longest-running television series. 0 7:30 Sunday A weekly in-depth current affairs show, hosted by Miriama Kamo. 0 8:30 George Clarke’s Remarkable Renovations PG Gordon and Lisa are transforming their 120-year-old cattle shed and milking parlour into their first home. 0 9:30 The Pembrokeshire Murders 16 2/3. Cooper’s second parole hearing is looming. Detective Steve Wilkins and his team face him in three days of interviews. 0 10:35 Halifax Retribution 16 0 11:35 Clarice 16C 0 12:25 Infomercials

6am Kangaroo Beach 3 0 6:10 Bluey 3 0 6:40 Masha And The Bear 0 6:55 Care Bears – Unlock The Magic 3 0 7:15 Thomas Edison’s Secret Lab 3 0 7:30 Ben 10 PG 3 0 7:40 Wacky Races 0 8:05 SpongeBob SquarePants 3 0 8:30 What Now? 9:30 Home And Away Omnibus 3 0 11:30 Shortland Street Omnibus PG 3 0 2pm United States Of Al PG 0 2:25 Bob Hearts Abishola PG 0 2:55 Fantasy Island PGS 0 3:50 M 100% Wolf 2020 Animated. Loren Gray, Adriane Daff, Jane Lynch. 0 5:45 Serengeti PG 0 7pm Britain’s Got Talent PG 0 8:15 M Fast And The Furious – Tokyo Drift PG 2006 Action Thriller. A teenager becomes a major drift racing competitor after moving in with his father in Tokyo, to avoid a jail sentence in America. Lucas Black. 0 10:15 Why Women Kill 16LS Rita’s elation is short-lived when Catherine questions her innocence in Carlo’s death, much to Alma’s delight. 0 11:10 Homicide For The Holidays MC 0

6am Life TV PG 6:30 Turning Point PG 7am Charles Stanley PG 8am Life TV PG 8:30 Turning Point PG 9am Extreme Couponing PG 3 9:25 The Hui 3 0 9:55 Newshub Nation 3 0 10:55 Nature’s Strangest Mysteries – Solved PG 3 0 11:15 Dr Dee – Alaska Vet PG 12:05 Extinct Or Alive PG 1pm Motorsport – GT World Challenge Europe Round Two. 2:45 Motorsport – V8 Super2 Perth SuperNight. 3:45 Motorsport – MotoGP Round Seven. 5pm The Fishing Show 3 0 6pm Newshub Live At 6pm 7pm Dancing With The Stars NZ Kiwi stars compete for the coveted mirrorball trophy. 8:30 M American Made 16 3 2017 Crime. The story of Barry Seal, an American pilot who transported contraband for the CIA and the Medellin cartel in the 1980s. Tom Cruise, Domhnall Gleeson. 0 10:40 9-1-1 M 3 Judd calls out Owen’s preferential treatment of TK; Owen helps Michelle uncover new information about her sister’s disappearance. 0 11:40 How To Die A Better Death M3

6am We Bare Bears PG 3 0 6:35 Monster Beach PG 3 0 6:45 Ben 10 PG 3 0 7am Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3 0 7:30 Religious Programming 10am Golf – LPGA Event (HLS) 11am NXT PGV 3 Noon Outback Truckers PGL 0 1pm Griff’s Great Australian Rail Trip PGC 3 0 2pm L Netball – Stars v Mystics New Zealand Premiership. From the Pulman Arena, Auckland. 4pm Grass Roots Rugby 5pm F Mighty Machines PG 3 0 5:30 Prime News 6pm Cruising With Jane McDonald PGC 3 1/2. 0 7pm Storage Wars PGL 0 7:30 Outback Truckers PGL 0 8:30 N The Cleaning Lady 16VLSC After witnessing a mob hit, a woman is forced to clean up the crime scene. The syndicate offers her a job that may help her save the life of her sick son. 0 9:30 Yellowstone 16VLSC Rainwater and Jenkins strike a deal, but powerful enemies could block their plans; John and Beth groom a new political candidate. 0 10:30 SmackDown PGV 11:30 Fear The Walking Dead 18VC Virginia forces Alicia and Strand to clear an unusual walker threat; a new ally gives Strand an idea that could mean freedom. 0 12:30 Infomercials

6am Key Of David PG 6:30 Through The Bible With Les Feldick PG 7am Leading The Way PG 7:30 Little Giants PG 8am Little Giants PG 8:25 Valerie’s Home Cooking 8:50 The Best Thing I Ever Ate 9:15 The Best Thing I Ever Ate 9:40 Mysteries At The Museum PG 10:25 Money For Nothing 11:10 Yardcore 11:35 Elbow Room Noon Winner Cake All 1pm Martha Knows Best PG 1:30 Celebrity Catch Phrase PG 2:30 My Lottery Dream Home International Tim and Alison won $500,000 in the Health Lottery. Laurence helps them find their dream home. 3pm Dogs – The Untold Story PG 4pm Bake Off – The Professionals PG 5pm Mysteries At The Museum PG 6pm Money For Nothing 7pm Billy Buys Brooklyn PG 7:30 The Chase USA PG 8:30 M Stockholm M 2019 Crime Comedy. Based on the 1973 bank robbery and hostage crisis that gave rise to the psychological phenomenon known as Stockholm Syndrome. Ethan Hawke, Noomi Rapace. 10:30 The Chase USA PG Three competitors try to outrun a quiz genius, the Chaser, to win cash. 11:30 Baggage Battles Midnight Infomercials

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12:05 Three Days To Live 16 0 12:50 In Ice Cold Blood 16VSC 0 1:40 One Born Every Minute Australia MC 3 0 2:25 Filthy Rich ML 3 0 3:15 Bob Hearts Abishola 0 3:55 2 Tunes 4am Infomercials 4:30 Religious Programming 5am Infomercials

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6am Top Chef PG 3 6:45 Top Chef PG 3 7:35 Top Chef PG 3 8:20 Top Chef PG 3 9:10 Songland PG 3 10am Songland PG 3 10:50 Botched PGC 3 11:40 Hoarders PG 3 12:30 Undercover Boss PG 3 1:30 Dog Rescuers PG 3 2:30 Rich Kids Go Skint PGL 3 3:30 Shark Tank PG 3 4:30 Shark Tank PG 3 5:30 Shark Tank PG 3 6:30 Tiny House Nation PG 7:30 M Back To The Future III PGV 1990 Comedy. Doc Brown travels back to 1885 and the Old West, where he falls in love, and Marty must rescue him when he learns a gang leader is after him. Michael J Fox, Christopher Lloyd, Mary Steenburgen, Elisabeth Shue. 0 10pm M About Alex 16LC 3 2014 Drama. A group of old college friends reunite over a long weekend after one of them attempts suicide, but old crushes and resentments rise to the surface. Nate Parker, Jason Ritter.

Monday

Midnight The Real Housewives Of New Jersey M 3 12:50 Infomercials

6am Traffic Cops PGVC 7am FBI MV 7:55 NXT PGV 8:50 Border Security – Australia’s Frontline M 9:15 Ax Men ML 10:05 Pawn Stars PGL 11am NCIS – New Orleans MV Noon FBI MV 1pm Tough As Nails PGL 2pm Raw MVC 4:45 NXT PGV 5:45 SmackDown MVC 7:30 FBI MV The son of a retired FBI agent is kidnapped in a possible act of revenge; Isobel makes a hard call when the past comes back to haunt the case. 8:30 NCIS – New Orleans MV Sebastian calls the team to assist with a possible kidnapping when a boy he was assigned to protect, disappears. 9:30 Seal Team MVC 10:30 Curfew MVC 11:25 Ax Men ML

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12:15 SmackDown MVC 2am FBI MV 3am Curfew MVC 4am NCIS – New Orleans MV 5am Seal Team MVC

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7am In The Heights PGL 2021 Musical. 9:22 Let Them All Talk ML 2020 Comedy. 11:15 Greenland MV 2020 Action. 1:15 Alone 16VL 2020 Thriller. 2:55 Let Him Go MVC 2020 Thriller. 4:50 Escape Room – Tournament Of Champions MVL 2021 Horror. 6:25 The Little Things MVLS 2021 Thriller. 8:30 Reminiscence MVC 2021 Sci-fi. Nick Bannister, a private investigator of the mind, navigates the past to help his clients access lost memories. Hugh Jackman, Rebecca Ferguson. 10:30 Antebellum 16VL 2020 Thriller. A successful author finds herself trapped in a horrifying reality that forces her to confront the past, present and future. Janelle Monae, Jena Malone.

6:45 Frost/Nixon ML 2008 Drama. 8:45 Magic Mike 16LS 2012 Comedy Drama. 10:35 Batman Begins MV 2005 Adventure. 12:50 Lion PG 2016 Drama. 2:50 Pride And Prejudice 2005 Drama. 4:55 Assault On Precinct 13 16VL 2005 Action. 6:45 Jack Ryan – Shadow Recruit MV 2014 Action. Chris Pine, Kevin Costner, Keira Knightley. 8:30 The Tourist MVL 2010 Drama. An American tourist visiting Italy is seduced by a woman, and becomes ensnared in an international plot involving the Russian Mafia. Johnny Depp, Angelina Jolie. 10:10 Hacksaw Ridge 16VC 2016 Drama. True story of a conscientious objector who worked as a medic on the front lines of the Second World War without ever firing or carrying a gun. Andrew Garfield, Sam Worthington.

7:30 Rugby – First XV (HLS) Lindisfarne College v Wesley College. 8am Super Rugby Pacific (RPL) Brumbies v Blues. From GIO Stadium, Canberra. 10am Super Rugby Pacific (HLS) Hurricanes v Rebels. From Sky Stadium, Wellington. 10:25 Super Rugby Pacific (HLS) Chiefs v Force. 10:55 L Super Rugby U20 Blues v Hurricanes. 12:55 L Super Rugby U20 NZ Barbarians v Highlanders. 3pm L Super Rugby Pacific Highlanders v Waratahs. From Forsyth Barr Stadium, Dunedin. 6pm Fox Sports News The latest sports news and previews of sporting action still to come. 7pm Super Rugby Pacific (HLS) Chiefs v Force. From FMG Stadium Waikato, Hamilton. 7:20 L World Sevens Series Toulouse – Day Three.

12:25 The Hateful Eight 18VLSC 2016 Western. 3:10 Jack Ryan – Shadow Recruit MV 2014 Action. 4:55 Arrival ML 2016 Drama.

3am L World Sevens Series Toulouse – Day Three. 5am Rugby Nation 5:30 Japan Rugby League One (HLS) Semi-final One – Teams TBC.

Monday

12:15 Dawn Raid ML 2020 Documentary. 1:50 Separation MVLC 2020 Horror. 3:35 French Exit MLS 2021 Comedy. 5:25 Best Friends Forever MVLSC 2021 Thriller.

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6:05 How Do They Do It? PG 6:30 How Do They Do It? PG 6:55 Mysteries At The Museum PG 7:45 Mission Declassified PG 8:35 Dirty Jobs MLC 9:25 Bering Sea Gold MLC 10:20 Aliens In Alaska PG 11:15 Gold Rush MLC 12:10 Outback Opal Hunters PG 1pm Dino Hunters PG We Got Skull. 2pm Mighty Cruise Ships PG 2:55 Mighty Cruise Ships PG 3:50 Mighty Cruise Ships PG Diamond Princess. 4:45 Mighty Cruise Ships PG Nieuw Statendam. 5:40 Mighty Cruise Ships PG Costa Diadema. 7:30 Gold Rush – Winter’s Fortune MLC Trapped. 8:30 Nostradamus – End Of Days MLC Hungry Hungry Humans. 9:30 Naked And Afraid MVL Curse Of The Swamp. 10:30 What On Earth? PG Temple Of The Island Eater. 11:25 Alaskan Bush People PG Heart Of Gold.

12:05 Mallorca Files PG 12:50 Who Do You Think You Are? Australia PG 1:45 Grantchester M 3:25 A Confession M 4:10 A Confession M 5am Professor T M 5:50 The Jonathan Ross Show – Special Guests MLC

12:15 How Do They Do It? PG 12:40 How Do They Do It? PG 1:05 Aliens In Alaska PG 1:55 Outback Opal Hunters PG 2:45 Naked And Afraid MLC 4:25 Naked And Afraid MLC 5:15 Naked And Afraid MLC

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6am Breakfast 0 9am The Ellen DeGeneres Show PG 0 10am Tipping Point 3 0 11am The Chase 3 0 Noon 1 News At Midday 0 12:30 Emmerdale PG 0 1:30 Country Calendar 3 0 2pm Coronation Street PG 3 0 3pm Tipping Point 3 0 4pm Te Karere 2 4:30 Neighbours PG 0 5pm The Chase 0 6pm 1 News At 6pm 0 7pm Seven Sharp 0 7:30 Fair Go Pippa Wetzell and Hadyn Jones present a show that advocates for consumer rights. 0 8pm Bradley And Barney Walsh – Breaking Dad PG The pair start in Denmark for the Scandinavian leg of their tour. Bradley’s fear of heights is pushed to the limit at a wind turbine. 0 8:30 Gordon, Gino And Fred’s Road Trip 16L 3 In the desert, the trio search for the spirit of the festive season in Morocco. 0 9:30 20/20 0 10:30 1 News Tonight 0 11pm Shortland Street PG 3 0 11:35 Ambulance – Code Red M 0 Tuesday 12:30 Q+A With Jack Tame 3 0 1:30 Te Karere 3 1:55 Infomercials 5:30 Te Karere 3

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Tuesday

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Goldberg our iconic character

t was an email that arrived a few days ago. “It’s Goldberg here,’’ it read. “I’ve got some sad news to tell you.’’ And that was it. The sad news, of course, was the announcement that Anthony “Goldberg’’ Bartlett was saying goodbye to Ashburton, leaving to return home to family in Gisborne. Our mobility scootering, Viking hat-wearing, always smiling, always up for a chat Goldberg will leave before the end of next month after 26 years in Ashburton. “Everyone is welcome to come and say goodbye to me,’’ he told us yesterday, the emotion of it all apparent to see. And Goldberg wasn’t the only one to show a little emotion. News of his departure on

Daryl Holden the Guardian’s Facebook page drew widespread reaction from community members – kids and adults alike – who have met or simply know of Ashburton’s town identity. The Facebook post was easily among the most popular to appear on the page, highlighting the impact he has made since moving to Ashburton from Gisborne in 1996. All the responses expressed sadness that he was going. They wished Goldberg all the best, saying they would miss his cheerful nature, his waving

to motorists and just seeing him zipping around town, with different hats for different times of the year a popular clothing trait.

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While we all rushed around and coped with busy lives and the challenges that comes with it, Goldberg was there day after day just being himself. And with

While we all rushed around and coped with busy lives and the challenges that comes with it, Goldberg was there day after day just being himself. And with a smile on his dial.

The outpouring of sadness showed just what a difference a unique character can make and to a level that perhaps surprises us all until it comes to an end. He brought a bit of simple, harmless fun to so many and he showed an interest.

a smile on his dial. In many ways, the 46-yearold was Ashburton’s version of Christchurch’s Wizard, but without that official title and cathedral-like setting to pontificate on life theories and perform and entertain in public.

Goldberg, though, has always been entertaining and we mean that in the nicest possible way, and it was always good and even reassuring to see him around town, especially over recent times. Because the streets of Ashburton have been quiet and often empty for much of the past two years as Covid-19 and the redevelopment work of the town’s CBD kept people away. But not Goldberg. He was a regular, our special town character, our familiar face but, sadly, not for much longer. Soon he’ll be gone and a tiny piece of Ashburton will leave with him. So, if you see Goldberg around town, be sure to say thanks for just being himself and bringing unintended joy to so many. It’s the least we can do.

Ashburton Guardian Tuesday, May 17, 2022

PlayPlanner What’s on Where

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Every day

Mt Hutt Memorial Hall 10am, 160 Main Street, Methven. NZ Alpine and Agriculture Encounter, Art Gallery and Hall of Memories. Ashburton Aviation Musuem 1-3pm, Ashburton Airport, Seafield Road.

Weekdays

Mid Canterbury Connector Provides low-cost return trips to Ashburton, Mondays to Fridays, any time between 9am and 4.30pm. Ashburton Aviation Museum 1-3pm. Ashburton Airport, Seafield Road.

Mondays

St David’s Union Church 6am at 48 Allens Road, Allenton. Womens Circuit Training. Age Concern Ashburton Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday at 10am. Ashburton Community Walking Group Mondays and Fridays at 10.30am. Walnut Avenue Pavilion. Waireka Croquet Club Mahjong, 1pm, club rooms, Phillip Street, Ashburton. Mid Canterbury Linedancers Weekly beginner class 1pm-2pm, Easy intermediate & intermediate 2pm-4.30pm at the Tinwald Memorial Hall. Instructor Annette Fyfe.

Tuesdays

Ashburton Menz Shed 9am-2pm at 8 William Street. St David’s Union Church Walking group meets outside the church at 9.30am, 48 Allens Road, Allenton.

Badminton Club night from 7-9pm. All abilities welcome at EA Networks Centre.

Wednesdays

Ashburton Strollers Club Meeting at courthouse 8:30am. Ashburton Menz Shed 9am-2pm at 8 William Street. Ashburton Ladies Friendship Club 9.30am, Sinclair Centre. Speeches, morning tea. Wednesday Walk Group 9.30am. Meet on Walnut Avenue on the west side of the Ashburton College Auditorium entrance.

Mid Canterbury Badminton Club

Age Concern Ashburton Steady as you Go Gentle Falls Prevention Exercises. All levels of ability are welcome. $2 per 1hr session. • Tinwald Holy Spirit Church, Thomson Street at 11am. • Ashburton St Stephen’s Church, Park Street at 1pm. • Ashburton Buffalo Lodge Rooms, Cox Street at 1pm.

Ashburton Community Walking Group Walking for about 30-40 minutes on Mondays and Fridays at 10.30am. Meet Walnut Avenue Pavilion.

St Stephen’s Anglican Church Holy Communion at 10am on Park Street. Age Concern Ashburton Programme for the elderly runs Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday at 10am. Hip Hop for Seniors 10am-11am at the Ashburton Seniors Centre, 206 Cameron Street, Ashburton, $5. Waireka Croquet Club Euchre, 1.30pm, Philip Street, Ashburton.

Art Addicts Art Addicts (AA) is the Ashburton Art Gallery’s weekly art space for kids. Donations appreciated. 3 - 4.30pm.

MSA indoor bowls At the MSA 7.00pm start. New members welcome

Grace Presbyterian Church 10am at 63 Princess Street.

Pickleball Ashburton Every Wednesday from 9.30am - 11.30am at EA Networks Centre.

Justice of the Peace JP available for all signing services on Tuesdays and Fridays at 12pm-2pm. No appointment necessary. No fee. Community House, 44 Cass Street.

Pickleball Ashburton EA Networks Centre from 5-7pm. Paddles are provided.

MSA Tai Chi Classes at 10.30am. Cost $3 per session at the MSA on Havelock Street.

Waireka Croquet Club Mahjong, 1pm, club rooms, Phillip Street, Ashburton.

Ashburton open coffee mornings All are welcome at the Plunket rooms, 222 Cameron Street. 10.30am - 12 noon.

R.S.A. Indoor Bowls Weekly social indoor bowls from 1.15pm at the RSA Linton Lounge on Cox Street.

St Andrews Presbyterian Church 10am Morning Worship at Sinclair Centre, Park street. Service led by Rev. Eric Mattock.

Age Concern Ashburton Steady as you Go Gentle Falls Prevention Exercises. All levels of ability are welcome. $2 per 1hr session. • Held at Allenton St David’s Church, Allens Rd at 9.30am. • Held at Ashburton Buffalo Lodge Rooms, Cox St at 10.30am. • Held at Ashburton Buffalo Lodge Rooms, Cox St at 1.30pm. • Held at Staveley Community Hall at 2pm.

Age Concern Ashburton Steady as you Go Gentle Falls Prevention Exercises. All levels of ability are welcome. $2 per 1hr session. • Held at Methven All Saints Anglican Church Chapman St at 10.30am. • Rakaia St Andrews Presbyterian Church Bridge St at 1.00pm. • Hampstead Hakatere Church Rooms, Oxford St at 1.30pm. MSA Tai Chi Classes at 10.30am. Cost $3 per session at the MSA on Havelock Street.

Ashburton MSA Petanque Club Competition and social play, all welcome from 1pm at 115 Racecourse Road.

Mid Canterbury Badminton Club. 9.30am-11am at the EA Networks Sports Centre.

MSA Tai Chi Class is at 10.30am. Cost $3 per session at the MSA on Havelock Street. Ashburton Woodworkers Clubrooms at Plains Museum site 1pm - 4pm. Device Drop-In Sessions Free Device Help Sessions at the Ashburton Public Library every Wednesday between 2pm and 4pm.

Mid Canterbury Linedancers Weekly beginner class 6.30pm-7.30pm, easy intermediate & intermediate 7.30pm-9pm at the Tinwald Memorial Hall.

Thursdays Ashburton Menz Shed 9am-2pm at 8 William Street. Age Concern Ashburton Ladies exercise class at 9.30am at the Ashburton Seniors Centre at 206 Cameron Street. Park Street Line Dancers 9.30am - 11am at St Stephen’s Parish Centre.

Ashburton MSA Petanque Club From 1.30pm at 115 Racecourse Road, Ashburton.

Fridays

St David’s Union Church Women’s Circuit training in the hall at 6am, 48 Allens Road, Allenton.

St Stephen’s Anglican Church Seniors Coffee Club, 2nd and 4th of the month at 10.30am, St Stephen’s Parish Centre, Park Street. Ashburton Justice of the Peace JP available for all signing services from 12-2pm. No appointment necessary. No fee. Community House. 44 Cass Street. Age Concern social group Seniors social group with speaker, entertainment, quiz, exercises and morning tea at 10am in the Seniors Centre on Cameron Street. Pickleball Ashburton EA Networks Centre from 6-8pm. Paddles are provided.

Saturdays

Ashburton’s Winter Market North end of West Street carpark, from 9am. Seventh-Day Adventist Church • 10am, Weekly worship & Bible Study. • 11am, Sabbath singing & Sermon. At Grace Presbyterian Church building, 63 Princess St. Ashburton. All welcome! Ashburton MSA Petanque Club Social play from 1.30pm at 115 Racecourse Road, Ashburton

Ashburton Aviation Museum Ashburton Airport from 10am - 3pm. Ashburton Woodworkers Clubrooms at Plains Museum site 1pm - 4pm.

Sundays St Stephen’s Anglican Church Holy Communion at 8am and 10am on Park Street. Ashburton Strollers Club Meeting at courthouse 8:30am.

St David’s Union Church 9.30am at 48 Allens Road, Ashburton. Worship led by Rev Jim Young. Hakatere Presbyterian Parish Morning Worship at 10am led by Rev. Johanna Warren. See website http:// hakaterepresbyterian.com or Stay Connected newsletter for venue. Pickleball Ashburton EA Networks Centre from 3-5pm. Paddles are provided.

Every Tues and Fri Blacksmiths Open Tuesday and Friday 2-4pm. Admission is free but donations are welcome. St Stephen’s Anglican Church Evensong at 5pm Park Street.

Every Thurs and Sat Ashburton Toy Library Open every Thursday and Saturday from 9.30am - 12.30pm, plus every alternate Tuesday afternoon 3.30pm-5pm at 106 Victoria Street.

Second Fri of every month In Colour, art and craft club Bring along your art and craft projects to share with others over morning tea once a month. 10.30am - 12 noon.

Second and fourth Friday of every month St Stephen’s Anglican Church Seniors Coffee Club 10.30am on Park Street.

Last Sun of every month Nor’Westers Muso’s Club All are welcome, as is any style of music. 2pm - 6pm at Feeneys Lounge, Devon Tavern.

First Sunday of every month Methven Market At Methven Resort, from 9am to 1pm.

Monthly Ashburton Embroiderers’ Guild Meet Seniors Centre, 206 Cameron Street held on the first Saturday of the month 10.30am - 3.30pm, second Thursday of the month 1pm - 3.30pm, third Tuesday of the month 7pm - 9pm, and the fourth Thursday of the month 10.30am - 3.30pm.

May events May 18 Ashburton Travel Club Monthly speaker - Liz McMillaw (Japan). At St Davids Church, Allens road, Ashburton. May 28 & 29 Ashburton Pakeke Lions Charity Market RX Plastics building 445 West Street. 9am to 1pm.

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Ashburton Guardian Tuesday, May 17, 2022

Got an event happening? Invite us along: editorial@theguardian.co.nz Mid Canterbury’s sporting royalty was out and about at the 2022 Sports Awards at the Hotel Ashburton on Friday night.

Netball girls Natalie Corbett, Erin Tasker and Angela Mitchell.

Guest speaker Andrea Hansen.

Snaparazzi highlight

Audrey Leath was a deserving recipient of the Robilliard Trophy.

Petanque stars Neville and Karen Bensdorp.

The impressive line-up on stage for the Junior Sportsperson Award.

Brooke Edmond and Samantha Wood.

Margaret Verrall, Mike Southby and Bob Bruhns.

Peter Testa and Stuart Chesmar.

Julyan Falloon and James Cochrane.

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SPORTS RESULTS ■■ Bridge

Ashburton Bridge Club

Monday May 9, B & C Ladder: N/S 1st Bruce Leighton & Dee Murdoch, 2nd Val & Paul Sheldon, 3rd= Bronwyn Oakley & Cath King and Anne Gilbert & Ruth Logan. E/W 1st Amanda Evans & Karen Chettleburg, 2nd Bev Blair & David Fisher, 3rd Shirley Young & David McCormick. Tuesday Evening May 10, Robinson Trophy: 1st Rewa Kyle & Bev Turton, 2nd Debbie Seddon-Sewell & David Sewell, 3rd Mary Buckland & Jason Vannini, 4th Pat Jordan & Mike Holdaway, 5th Jill Browne & Johnny Wright, 6th Jan de Jong & Rosemary McLaughlin. Wednesday Afternoon May 11, Individual Ladder: 1st Maree Moore & Rosemary McLaughlin, 2nd Janet Cuttle & Jill Browne, 3rd Val Palmer & Colin Clemens. Thursday Evening May 12, Smith Trophy: N/S 1st Maryke Blignault & David Sewell, 2nd Rosemary McClaughlin & Rewa Kyle, 3rd Val Palmer & Janet Cuttle. E/W 1st Paul Leadley & Eric Parr, 2nd Maree Moore & Maureen Kolkman 3rd Kate White & Debbie Seddon-Sewell.

■■ Cycling

Mid Canterbury Social Wheelers

14th May 22. 16km. 23 riders. 1st Kaylib Gorrie 26m 01s. 2nd Richard kirwan 27m 15s. 3rd Ross Templeton 27m 17s. 4th Nick Grijns 26m 07s. 5th Don Sutton 26m 08s. 6th Charlotte Cox 27m 18s. 7th Paul Brake 26m 08s. 8th Brent Hudson 33m 47s. 9th Larry Neal 24m 33s. F/T. 10th Monique Brake 24m 34s. 2f/t. 11th Dave Knight 24m 34s. 3f/t. 12th Roger Wilson 28m 11s. 13th Dave Shurrock 34m 02s. 14th Jack Gorrie 30m 32s. 15th Kenny Johnston 31m 09s. 16th Katherine Gorrie 31m 11s. 17th Jelle Hendriksen 25m 52s 4f/t. 18th Charles Savage 29m 55s. 19th Jeremy Savage 29m 56s. 20th Kerry Clough. 38m 14s. 21st Debbie Skin-

ner 38m 124s. 22nd Andy Skinner 38m 15s. 23rd Lucy Kirwan DNF, crashed.

■■ Golf

Ashburton 9 Holers

Last week’s winners: The Round 4 Gordon Clinton Putting Trophy winner was Gavin Johnston (12), followed by Peter Woods and Gordon Clinton (15). The Round 4 Jean Drummond Putting Trophy was won by Chris Anderson, Judy Shepherd and Wendy Smith (16). Colin Fleming and Richard Johnson scored Smith & Church gobblers and Allan Bowman scored a 2 on number 8. This week, May 19, we are playing at Mayfield and the following week, May 26, we will have a special event: the Bruce Leighton Mixed Bloodsome Trophy sponsored by Hotel Ashburton and Netherby Pharmacy.

Ashburton Golf Club

Watson Cup Knockouts + Stableford Round – Saturday, May 14 Watson Cup Quarter Final Winners: Dave Fisher & George Brown, Steve McCloy & Stephen Lee, Robbie Bell & Royce Jamieson, Greg Fleming & Chris Lovelock. Newton Trophy Winners: Tom Blacklow & Ben Niles, Murray Moorhead & Ivan Blain, Pat Turton & Paddy Bradford and Dylan Stoddart & Jordan Bird. Radius Care Winner over the Field: Brendon Davidson +2, 2nd Tim Newton +1, 3rd Davis Rush +1. Other good scores were; Craig Bain +1, Jeff Hewitt +1 and Shane Beaven 0. Twos: Blair Snowball x2, Royce Jamieson, Terry Kingsbury and Paddy Bradford. Nearest The Pins: Hole 4#”: South Island Seed Processing & Storage Co: Blair Snowball, Hole 8# 3 Stooges (Brown Bombers): Steve McCloy, Hole 12# Ashburton Golf Club: Terry Kingsbury, Hole 14# Value Plus: Paddy Bradford, Hole 6# Hamish Niles Shout: Robbie Bell, Hole

The action has been competitive at the Tinwald Cycling Club’s Mid Canterbury Social Wheelers. 9# Tong’s Thai: Brendon Davidson, Birdie Jackpot Hole No 3#, Nett Eagle Jackpot Hole No 6# - Tinwald Tavern Bonus Spot Prize: Craig Bain. 9 Hole Competition: Stableford: 1st: Harvey Bakehouse Winner: Gavin Johnston 19pts, 2nd Sam Prince 17pts.

Tinwald Golf Club

Saturday, May 14 Grade winners in the medal round played Saturday. -12; Robin Simms 70 c/b Simon Ross, Dave King 70. 13-18; Pete Marshall 68, Snow Pierce 70, Dave Cockburn, Cameron Miller 72. 19 Plus; Phil Bloomfield 71 c/b Jim Lattimore 71. Women: Kelly Kenton 72. Nearest Pin: Tinwald Liquorland #2; Dave King. Gluyas Ford #6; Gary Lee. The Fine Lion #12; Jason Mactier. Ace Automotive #16; Snow Pierce. G & R Seeds 2nd Shot #11; Steve Mealings. Two’s. Greg Hubbard (2), Dave King, Percy Kelsall, Jason Mactier, Gordy Kenton, Robin Bosson, Dave Cockburn, Snow Pierce. Net Eagle; # 10 Tony Sheppard.

Mayfield Golf Club

The Ashburton Bridge Club had a full round of action last week.

Saturday, May 14 Winners of the first round of the four ball: Steve King and John Sim, Donald Lake and Grant Early, Arthur Grigg and Ali McLeod, Kenny Read and Gordon Duthie, Murray Keir and Roger Lake. Lindsay Kearns and Ian Beach a bye.

Nearest pins: No 2: Aon Insurance – Not struck, No 11: Hyde Bros Spraying – Not struck, No 5: Campbell ContractingWayne Vessey, No 14: ANZ Bank – Gordon Duthie, No 9 and 18: Ruralco second shot – Kenny Read, Twos: none. Kallara Texel Player of the Day: Lindsay Kearns 82-8-74.

dorp Ashburton. Plate: Mavis Thompson/Linda Millard Timaru/Ashburton. second Robbie Sihamu/Mark Richardson Caversham/Dunedin City, 3rd Francie Osborn/Nicky Foden Ashburton.

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Celtic Squash Club

Methven Golf Club

Results from the Celtic Squash Club’s winter league competition: Team J&N Hedgecutting beat Team Mastercraft Kitchens 12-9: John McDonnell beat Billy Nolan 3-2, Riley Broker beat Julie Copland 3-0, Simon Kennedy beat Kade Cummings 3-1, Nicky Dryland lost to Emily Proffit 0-3, Alex Forbes lost to Andre De Beer 0-3, Hollie Morgan beat Madi Read 3-0. Team Campbell Contracting Ltd beat Team McCrea Paint & Decorators 13-7: Nick Marshall beat Simon Kennedy 3-1, Mick Hooper beat Rob Giles 3-0, Hamish O’Reilly lost to Blair Horrell 0-3, Kirsty Clay beat Ian Dolden 3-0, Henry Ross beat Lucas Raphold 3-0, Blake Cummings lost to Craig Henshilwood 1-3. Team EuroAagri beat Team Kirsty Clay Property Brokers 13-9: Scott Broker beat Jimmy Hunn 3-1, James McCloy beat Neil Keenan 3-1, Kade Cummings lost to Kyle Hurren 0-3, Hayden Robinson lost to Kirsty Clay 1-3, Andre De Beer beat Meagen Bell 3-1, Taylor Moore beat Bryney Ward 3-0.

Senior: Michael Kemp 78-5-73. Intermediate: Stuart Wilson 85-13-72. Junior A: Paul Middleton 85-16-69. Junior B: Geoff Kelk 103-28-75. Other good scores: 71 Phil Duff. 75 Simon Wareing, Alister Maxwell, Ben Rutter. Twos: Paul Middleton. Closest to the Pins: Methven Pubs #4: Greg Overall. Hunters wine #6: Piers Rolton, Ski Time #13: Stuart Wilson. Green Parrot #17: Phil Johnson. Dubliner Best Nett: Paul Middleton 69. Methven Foursquare Second Best Nett: Phil Duff 71. Bar Voucher Best Gross: Michael Kemp 78. Next week: Duff and Middleton Matches.

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Ashburton MSA Petanque

South Canterbury Doubles, May 14. Winners: Lani and Adelys Taraunu, Ashburton, 2nd Kay and Tony Morrison Papanui, 3rd Karen and Nevilles Bens-

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Ashburton Guardian Tuesday, May 17, 2022

Ellis, Mitchell become Mid Canterbury Sporting Legends Matt Markham They’ve long been regarded as legends in their chosen sporting fields, but on Friday night two new names were added to a growing list of official Mid Canterbury Legends as part of the Mid Canterbury Sports Awards. Silver Fern netballer, Angela Mitchell and Olympic cyclist, Lauren Ellis were both inducted into the Legends of Mid Canterbury Sport as part of the night’s festivities – acknowledging their remarkable careers which were both born in this region. And for both, as they accepted their induction, the beginnings they had in Mid Canterbury were a cornerstone to paving the way for their success on the sporting field. “I feel so honoured, and I’m proud to be from Mid Canterbury,” Ellis said as she was inducted. A Commonwealth Games medallist, a World Championship contender and an Olympian, Ellis is now back calling Mid Canterbury home having relocated within the past two years and touched on her early days at the Tinwald Cycling Club as she followed her brother along. Being given a bike to take part, instead of sitting on the sidelines, her fierce determination drove her to the top locally and from there her career blossomed and grew. Under questioning from MC, James Cochrane, Ellis noted the Rio Olympics

as her career highlight, in particular the Omnium, where she finished fourth. “It’s one of the only moments in my career where I think I became really emotional, looking up into the crowd and seeing my family there was incredible.” The tale of Angela Mitchell rising to the top of the netball world in New Zealand, started from a similar background to that of Ellis. She began her journey in Mid Canterbury, plying her trade for the Ashburton College side where she said the foundations were laid. “I have such strong memories of playing in Mid Canterbury when I was young, and they are some of my best memories playing secondary school sport here,” she said. Mitchell went on from her schooling days to play for the Canterbury Flames from 1998 to 2002 in which time she was selected to play for the Silver Ferns between 2001 and 2004. She played five tests in the national side, debuting in 2002 against Jamaica. She then went on to play for the Otago Rebels for three years before retiring from the sport, only to come out of retirement to again return to play for Canterbury in 2009. Mitchell is now also back in Mid Canterbury, teaching at Ashburton College and is the current president of Mid Canterbury Netball, giving back, behind the scenes, to a sport that gave her so much. Ellis and Mitchell are the fifth and sixth inductees into Mid Canterbury Sporting Legends, joining Stacey McKerchar, Hayden Roulston, Paul Ackerley and Ann Shurrock.

First titles secured Mid Canterbury on the bowling mats fight out 3-all draw Matt Markham

Matt Markham The first two champions of the Ashburton Indoor Bowls season were crowned on Saturday, in very different circumstances. Because while for Mat Bassett his win in the Jim Patterson marked his fifth championship title and saw him earn his Gold Star for that feat, for Doug Thorne, who claimed the Ken Hampton singles, it was his first. The two titles were played alongside each other on Saturday, with the Jim Patterson event an open singles and the Ken Hampton a masters event. Illness and the lurking threat of Covid impacted on both events, with limited entries across the board, but it didn’t detract from the quality of play on the mats. Bassett lined up in a field of five players in a round robin event, claiming wins in all four of his matches to grab the title ahead of Michael Lawson, who finished the day with three wins. Bassett’s fifth title comes 14 years after his first in the Open Fours back in 2008, with his other victories coming in the Championship Fours in 2010, the Open Fours in 2012 and the Men’s Singles in 2021. For Thorne, the win marked his first title, and he had to stave off the challenge of seven rivals in a hotly contested competition. Four of the eight entrants qualified for post-section, with Thorne beating Bernice Laird in one semi-final and Winston Lee beating Rod Webb.

Doug Thorne won the Ken Hampton Masters Singles on Saturday, his first Ashburton championship title.

The final between the pair was a close match, with Thorne taking out the title 12-10. Meanwhile, this Thursday night seven pairings will return for the post-section stage of the Championship Pairs. Last Thursday night the qualifying stage of the competition was held in the event, which is now a drawn championship, meaning players are drawn into teams as opposed to entering as a combination. Sunday was supposed to see the first representative fixture of the season, the Hight Trophy, played for but for the second time it’s been postponed due to illness around the district. Tomorrow will mark the first representative game instead when 16 local players head to Timaru to compete for the Calder Shield.

Sometimes a draw is just as good as a win, and on Saturday that rang true for the Mid Canterbury Senior Men’s Hockey side in Canterbury Hockey’s Division One competition. Up against the powerful Carlton Redcliffs side at Nga Puna Wai, there were a few scores to settle on the turf for both sides. Despite Mid Canterbury only having played in the competition for a season, there’s a bit of history starting to develop between the two teams. Mid Canterbury knocked Carlton, who were the top of the table side, out of the competition in the semi-finals last year via a penalty shoot-out, so Saturday’s first rematch was always going to be an intriguing affair, with the Challenge Shield on the line. Carlton kicked into gear first with their first goal of the match in the opening quarter to take a lead. Mid Canterbury clawed their way back into the game in the second with a goal to Mike Millar who smashed one past the goalkeeper, but Carlton were straight back into their work and grabbed a 2-1 lead heading into the halftime break. A scoreless third quarter left Mid Canterbury needing a big push in the

final stages of the match, and it came through some good work through the middle from Scott Marshall who found an open Brad Nordqvist to score the equaliser, leaving both sides with a feeling of déjà vu with not much game time left. A turnover for Carlton changed the match though, as they scored their third and took the lead again, and Mid Canterbury hopes looked buried with two minutes to go. But a desperate string of attacks on the Carlton goal finished with the ball at Tim Harford’s feet, and he put the ball into the net with 10 second left on the clock to save the match with a 3-all draw. Mid Canterbury now sit atop of the standings for the season with five wins and a draw from their seven matches and will head into this weekend with the bye. The Mid Canterbury Women’s team also took on Carlton Redcliffs on Saturday – a tough match for the side against the competition table-toppers. The side put in a strong performance against a very good side, but were unable to match the quality of their rivals, who ran away with a 5-2 victory. Two goals to Sam Dalziel, who is making a habit of finding the back of the goal was one of the highlights of the match, but there was plenty of encouragement from a strong second half from the side who managed to eke out a 2-1 moral victory in the second stanza.

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A weekend of change Matt Markham With two rounds remaining before the playoff stage of the Combined Country Rugby competition, the majority of Mid Canterbury’s four sides are in a good space after a weekend of change across the three pools. Southern, Methven and Celtic all grabbed valuable wins to push themselves right toward the top of their respective pools, but for Rakaia it’s all but an insurmountable task as the normal season comes to a close. Southern were too good for Rakaia at the Rakaia Domain, winning 56-15, while Methven kept their undefeated record intact with a 38-10 win over Oxford and Celtic fought out another close match, edging Prebbleton 32-21. The local derby at Rakaia turned into a one-sided affair as Southern stretched their legs, scoring seven tries. Thomas Middleton, in his debut season of senior rugby in Mid Canterbury, grabbed an impressive 26 points for the match with a try, six conversions and three penalties to become Mid Canterbury’s leading point-scorer in the competition, with 43 points in the bank. The two sides traded blows for the first 25 minutes, with Rakaia in front thanks to a Thomas Whittaker penalty after five minutes, but when Middleton crossed for his try Southern kicked into gear. A penalty, then a try to Makasiale Kauvanua took them out in front, but a late try to Rakaia’s Peter Taylor kept the hosts in the game heading into the break, down 8-17. Middleton slotted back-toback penalties early in the second half only for Rakaia to bounce straight back through a try to George Denis to signal they weren’t going away. But that surged Southern into action as they scored three tries in 10 minutes, with a double to Mason Briant and one to Matthew McAtamney to put the game beyond doubt. A second try to Kauvanua and then one to Adam Williamson

Short and sharp Methven 38 (Thomas

Henderson, Manasa Bari, Matt Stone, Manasa Vula, Tom Reekie, Charlie Brown tries; Reuben Early four conv.) beat Oxford 10. Celtic 23 (Raitube Vasurakuta 2, Shepherd Mhembere, Elyh McKibbin tries; Nathan McCloy pen) beat Prebbleton 21. Southern 56 (Mason Briant 2, Makasiale Kauvanua 2, Thomas Middleton, Matthew McAtamney, Adam Williamson tries; Middleton 6 conv, 3 pen) beat Rakaia 15 (Peter Taylor, George Denis tries, Thomas Whittaker 1 conv, 1 pen).

A 26-point haul from Southern’s Thomas Middleton took him to the top of the local points scorers standings for the Combined competition.

PHOTO GRAHAM SHAW

near full-time put a rubber stamp on the performance, as the Combined Competition defending champions announced they are on song with the playoffs looming, while also sounding a warning to their fellow local sides with the Watters Cup just around the corner. Southern head to Mayfield this week to take on West Melton – a match they should win – but they will also have one eye on their final round clash with Springston, which could well determine who finishes runner-up in their pool, with Saracens clear at the top of the standings and unlikely to be caught. It’s a tough spot for Rakaia though. They’re effectively out of the playoffs race with two games remaining, but can turn their attention toward building for the Watters Cup with games against Springston this week and then Rolleston in the final round. Methven’s pool is starting to look a little congested, thanks in large to a shock defeat for one of the competition heavyweights on the weekend. But relief is coming this week, which should tidy things up a little. Darfield’s impressive effort to knock over Southbridge has left three teams tied at the top of the competition on 17 points, Methven being one of them after they were too slick for Oxford at home on Saturday. Methven take on Southbridge this week in a match which will clear some of the traffic, while Lincoln, who are the other side at the top of the standings play the fourth placed Darfield. The Methven lads were far from polished on Saturday, but

got the job done, scoring six tries on their way to a 38-10 victory in their last home game of the normal season. In an explosive 10 minutes of play in the first half, they scored half of their points to put Oxford to bed as they scored three tries in quick succession through Manasa Bari, Manasa Vula and Matt Stone – following on from an early effort from Andrew Henderson. The second half was a little messy, as Methven toiled hard but pushed one pass too many and let opportunities slip. They did score through Tom Reekie and Charlie Brown, but coach Shane Enright will have a few work-ons noted down for this week, ahead of Southbridge on the other side of the Rakaia River. Celtic, like Methven, find themselves in a tie at the top of the standings after they picked up points on the weekend, but they don’t have the luxury of two

weeks of play to build on that, with the bye in the final round of the competition. They’ll need a dominant victory over Rolleston at home this weekend to consolidate their place but with five teams still in play for the top two spots, it could be a nervous seven days for the green machine after this weekend’s match. Not for the first time this season, their fans were subjected to a nervous final stage of the match as they took a slender lead into the final quarter against Prebbleton, a lead they didn’t yield, winning 23-21. Raitube Vasurakuta did what he does best in the first half of the match, scoring twice to take his try tally for the Combined Competition to eight, with doubles in the last three matches. A try into extra time in the opening stanza by Shepherd Mhembere pushed Celtic into the break with a slender 18-14 lead.

Standings Pool A: Lincoln 17, Methven

17, Southbridge 17, Darfield 15, Ashley 12, Oxford 2, Woodend 1. Pool B: Waihora 17, Celtic 17, Glenmark/Cheviot 15, Prebbleton 12, Kaiapoi 12, Hurunui 5, Rolleston 0 Pool C: Saracens 24, Southern 15, Springston 15, Ohoka 11, Rakaia 5, West Melton 3, Hornby 2. Prebbleton took control of the match in the second half with an early try to lead 21-18, but when Celtic scored out wide 10 minutes later through Elyh McKibbin, they wrestled it back and never let it go, holding on for the win in what could prove a competition-defining 20 minutes for the side.

James Hastings appears about to be cut in half by the Rakaia defence during his side’s win.

PHOTO GRAHAM SHAW

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DALE, Colin James – On May 10, 2022, unexpectedly, at Christchurch Hospital, aged 69 years. Beloved husband of Kathleen. Loved father of Daniel and Brenna, and Nick and Brie. Messages to the Dale family, PO Box 472, Ashburton 7740. A special thank you to St John Ambulance for their professionalism in looking after Colin. In Lieu of flowers donations to the Heart Foundation Research would be appreciated and may be made online at bit.ly/cjdale1005. A service to celebrate Colin’s life will be held at Our Chapel, cnr East & Cox Streets, Ashburton on FRIDAY, May 20, commencing at 11am, followed by private cremation at the Ashburton Crematorium.

GEE, Lilly Catherine – (February 3, 2014 – May 12, 2022) A brave little girl, who passed peacefully from terminal illness, at Christchurch Hospital. The family thanks all who have supported and participated in her short life, from family; friends; classmates; teachers; and carers. Special thanks to the doctors and nurses at Ashburton and Christchurch Hospitals for their care of Lilly. In lieu of flowers, donations to St John Ambulance would be appreciated and may be made online at bit.ly/lcg1205. Messages may be addressed to The Family of the late Lilly Gee, c/- PO Box 39001, Christchurch 8545. At the family’s request a Private Funeral will be held. Masks optional.

McATAMNEY, Kevin William (Kev) – Much loved and respected brother-in-law and good mate of Deb and Grant Porter, adored uncle of Caitlin and Steph. You will be so missed in our lives Kev, RIP.

GARDINER, Eric Charles – (Late of Rakaia), on May 14, 2022, passed away peacefully at Ashburton Hospital, aged 91 years. Loved husband of the late June. Much loved father and father-in-law of Colleen and the late Donald Dunlea, Jeanette and the late Bernard Doody, and the late Vernon. Loved Pop Pop and Poppa of Carmen, and Malaika; Craig and Helena, Tayla, Josh, and Cody; Leanne, and Ryan. A special thank you to the staff at Coldstream Lifecare for their care of Eric over the last 18 months. Messages to the Gardiner family, PO Box 472, Ashburton 7740. At Eric’s request a private cremation has been held.

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KANE, Jean Sutherland – On May 13, 2022, peacefully at Methven House, aged 101 years. Dearly loved wife of the late Jack. Dearly loved mother and mother-in-law of Esme and Bob, Jan and Peter, Sandra and Rod, Ray, Trudy, Debbie and Miles, and Paula and Alex. Treasured Grandma and great-Grandma of all her grandchildren. Messages to the Kane family, 136 Prices Road, RD1, Ashburton 7771. In lieu of flowers donations to the Methven Care Trust would be appreciated and may be made on line at bit.ly/jskane1305. A service to celebrate Jean’s life will be held at the Mt Somers Memorial Hall, Hoods Road, on THURSDAY, May 19, commencing at 1.30pm, followed by interment at the Mt Somers Cemetery.

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McATAMNEY, Kevin William – Most dearly loved and respected brother-in-law and uncle of Sue and Darcy Lysaght, Tony and the late Kerrie. You will be so missed. McATAMNEY, Kevin William (Mac) 12-5-22 Loved and respected brother-in-law of Karen and Brian Crum. Uncle of Abbey and Al, Courtney and Josh. Forever in our hearts.

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GARDINER, Eric Charles – On May 14, 2022. Loved son of the late Sidney and Lydia. A much loved brother, brother-in-law and loved uncle of all nieces and nephews. ‘Will be sadly missed'.

McGRATH, Marie Therese (nee Dowdall) – After a life devoted to nurturing, caring and abundant amounts of love, Mum passed peacefully surrounded by family in her 85th year on Saturday, May 14, 2022. Her wit, fun- loving personality, generosity, and unconditional love will be missed by Shona and Ross, Bren and Vince, Lynnie, Julie, Phil and Lena, Jeff and Tove. Adored, respected, and loved Nana to her 15 grandchildren and 11 great grandchildren. Wonderfully cared for by Rosebank Life Care for the last few years, now handed back over to her soulmate Johnny. Wherever a beautiful soul has been, there is a trail of beautiful memories. Messages to the McGrath family PO Box 472, Ashburton 7740. In lieu of flowers donations to MidCanterbury Hospice would be appreciated and may be made online at bit.ly/mtmcgrath1405. Marie will be at 14 Baker Street for the afternoon and evening of Thursday 19th. A service to celebrate Marie’s life will be held at the Church of the Holy Name, Sealy Street, Ashburton on FRIDAY, May 20, commencing at 2pm followed by private cremation. For anyone wishing to view the service online go to www.patersonsfuneralservic es.co.nz ‘Funeral Notices’ and click on Marie’s notice for the link.

McLAUCHLAN, Edward Bruce Somerville (Bruce) – We lost our patriarch, our rock and the glue that helped to bind our family together, our dear Dad and Pop. We love you, you left sunshine everywhere you went and the world was a better place for having had you in it. We hope you have found a spreadsheet and some appliances to measure and check the wattage in heaven. Will be forever loved and sadly missed. Suzie, Shane & Tracey, Lauren & Sam, Millar, Oskar, Hazel and Greta McLAUCHLAN Edward Bruce Somerville (Bruce) – Passed away on May 13, 2022. Dearly loved eldest son of the late Jim and Frances McLauchlan. Dearly loved brother and brother-inlaw of Barry and Marlene McLauchlan (both dec.), June and John Fahey, Peter and Barbara McLauchlan, Elizabeth and Alan Cornwall and loved uncle of all his nieces and nephews. Will be sadly missed. McLAUCHLAN, Bruce – We farewell our wonderful brother-in-law and a truly remarkable man, you were more than family to us you were our special friend. It is hard to say goodbye to a man who gave the best hugs in the world. We will miss you Roger & Pauline Whinham.

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Tuesday: Fine in the morning, with increasing high cloud. Some rain in the evening as N change light SW.

Midnight Tuesday

Canterbury Plains

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Tuesday: Fine, then cloudy periods developing after midday. Some rain spreading north during the afternoon and evening, with thunderstorms and hail possible south of Timaru. Northerly breezes changing southwest from afternoon. Wednesday: Fine. Northerlies. Thursday: Partly cloudy. Northerlies.

Around The Region Tuesday

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DEATHS RYDE, Russell Neil – Christchurch. 10.05.2022 aged 59 years. Peacefully at Summerset Wigram, Christchurch. Loved son of the late Joan and Alan Ryde. Loved brother of Sandi Southby and the late Dennis Ryde. Loved uncle of Sarah Townsend. Never happier than when on a boat, it was Russell's wish to be cremated and his ashes scattered at sea. A big thank-you to the staff at Summerset Wigram for Russell's end-of-life care. Messages to the family C/PO Box 35, Rangiora. 7440

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A complex trough passes over New Zealand today with a number of fronts moving across the country. A large trough moves across the Tasman Sea tomorrow with a northwest airflow increasing over the South Island. The trough moves across New Zealand on Thursday and Friday with the airflow changing colder southwesterly by Saturday.

DEATHS McLAUCHLAN, Edward Bruce Somerville (Bruce) – The Family of Bruce announce with great sadness his passing on May 13, 2022. Dearly loved husband and best friend of Barbara for 63 years. Our Brucie is now at peace and we will farewell him in a private service

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Wednesday: Fine. Northerlies. MAX

Canterbury High Country

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Thursday: Partly cloudy. Northerlies. MAX

Readings to 4pm Monday

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Ashburton Methven Christchurch Timaru Tuesday Airport Airport Airport Temp °C Mountain weather hazard: Wind. Maximum 14.6 13.8 14.1 15.2 Periods of rain near the main divide. A fine Minimum 8.1 6.1 9.9 3.9 6.4 – 9.5 – morning farther east, then cloudy periods after midday. Grass min mm 24hr Rain – 0.4 9.2 0.0 Some rain spreading north by evening. – 25.0 32.6 12.2 Month to date Wind at 1000m: W to NW 40 km/h. – NE 28 E 31 NE 17 Wind km/h Wind at 2000m: W to NW 55 km/h, rising to gale 65 – 2:16pm 2:19pm 2:46pm Strongest gust km/h for a time in the morning and afternoon. Sun hrs on Sun – 0.0 0.0 – – 73.4 78.2 – Freezing level: Above 3000m, lowering to 2600m in the Month to date Tide data sourced from north and 2000m in the south later in the evening. MetOcean Solutions Tides, Sun and Moon Wednesday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Ashburton H 4:07am 4:37pm 5:00am 5:33pm 5:57am 6:32pm Mountain weather hazards: Wind, Wind Chill. Mouth L 10:17am 10:55pm 11:14am 11:52pm 12:13pm Mainly fine, but cloudy with rain at times near Rakaia H 4:08am 4:40pm 5:05am 5:37pm 6:05am 6:35pm the main divide. Mouth L 10:23am 11:01pm 11:19am 11:57pm 12:16pm Wind at 1000m: NW 50 km/h, rising to gale 70 km/h Rangitata H 3:51am 4:21pm 4:44am 5:17pm 5:41am 6:16pm in the evening. Mouth L 10:01am 10:39pm 10:58am 11:36pm 11:57am Wind at 2000m: NW gale 65 km/h, rising to severe 7:41am 5:18pm 7:42am 5:17pm 7:43am 5:16pm gale 90 km/h in the evening. Freezing level: About 2500m.

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FinalWhistle The Guardian’s sports wrap

Ashburton Guardian Tuesday, May 17, 2022

calling time on a week of sport

Legends

Lauren Ellis and Angela Mitchell were inducted as Mid Canterbury Sporting Legends at the Mid Canterbury Sports Awards on Friday night, acknowledging their incredible achievements in their chosen sporting fields. FULL STORY: P21

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