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Ashburton Guardian Tuesday, May 24, 2022

Murney Main one of the best Malcolm Hopwood The Murney Main building will still be standing in 200 years’ time, promises trust member, Willie Murney. Murney was reflecting on two national awards the building has received from the Registered Master Builders’ Association. In the association’s annual awards, announced in Christchurch, Murney Main won the Value Award for the best building in the $3-$10 million category and a gold award in the commercial project category. The gold award is assessed on the total project including design, architecture, materials used, method of construction, quality of work, team performance and finished product. “It was very exciting. To get recognised on a national level was very special,” Murney said. “We’ve always prided ourselves on the finished product and the two awards emphasise the quality of construction.” “The building’s going to last long after I’ve gone.” Murney Main was nominated for the awards in 2021 by architect RM Design and presented last Friday to Willie Murney, his mother, Kate, and sisters, Jayne and Tara, also members of the Murney Trust. “With all the work put in, it was great to see the recognition extending to our builders, Bradford Building Limited, and the architects,” he said. While a number of gold awards were handed out, the Value Award was solely presented to Murney and his family members. “It was considered the best alongside other commercial, residential and industrial buildings throughout New Zealand,” he said. “I hope it puts Ashburton on the map.” It also encourages us to consider another major project in the future.” The judges commented on the building “combining contemporary architecture with heritage materials of copper and timber detailing. A standout feature of the building is the cantilevered balcony to the north and west façade,” they said. He is delighted the building is fully used with a bank on the ground floor, the Fine Lion restaurant on level one, Genesis Capital on level two and the Murney Trust Office at the top. A current project is the recent purchase of the former Tuarangi Home. Murney said a final decision on its future use will be made around August/September as he’s still considering a range of options, although he confirms it will be “some sort of residential development”.

The award winning Murney Main building, Willie Murney is standing in front. Right – Murney Trustee, Willie Murney, holds the two national awards the family has received, the Value Award (right) and the Commercial Project Gold Award (left).

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Barriers added to improve intersection safety manager Colin MacKay confirmed the water filled barriers were added for safety. “The aim is to make the roundabout as safe as possible ahead of the traffic signals becoming operational and we thank all drivers and commuters for slowing down and driving with care, especially around pedestrians and cyclists,” MacKay said Falloon said that the project should have been better planned between Waka Kotahi and KiwiRail. “I still think the delays are unacceptable and they should have co-ordinated it better between the two,” Falloon said. Brown still has questions over the timing and delivery of KiwiRail’s portion of the project. Those questions will be asked directly to Waka Kotahi and KiwiRail when representatives front up to the Ashburton District Council meeting on June 1.

Daniel Alvey Adding barriers will make the ongoing road works at the Walnut Avenue intersection safer, according to a local resident. Shirley Falloon was concerned about the risk of an accident at the intersection. She was very happy to see the barriers in place. “I think that’s quite an improvement. Because it’s quite a sturdy construction I think people will slow down and treat it more like a roundabout,” Falloon said. Ashburton Mayor Neil Brown was pleased to see the concerns had been heard and to see some improvements being made to the temporary roundabouts. Waka Kotahi principal project

RIGHT – The new barriers will remain until the traffic lights are switched on, scheduled to be completed before Christmas. PHOTO DANIEL ALVEY

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Mayor: One size does not fit all Jonathan Leask More one size fits all legislation. Ashburton Mayor Neil Brown says the government’s emissions reduction plan announced last week just isn’t feasible in the regions. “They want to put more money into public transport and get people out of cars, but I would like to see practically how that is going to work in a district like Mid Canterbury where we have

Ashburton Mayor Neil Brown. no public transport. “Some things are just not practical for the smaller areas. “One size doesn’t fit all.” The Government released

its Emissions Reduction Plan recently and wants at least 30 per cent of vehicles to be zero emissions by 2035, and people to drive 20 per cent less instead walking, cycling, or using public transport. Something that isn’t practical in Mid Canterbury. The only public transport available is the Community Connector, running an on demand service from Monday to Friday, between 9am and 4.30pm from rural locations to and from Ashburton. Brown said for a public transport system to be introduced it would currently be implemented by Environment Canterbury

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Nervous times for Taylor Lili Haydon Ashburton teenager Taylor Doyle has far more to deal with than originally thought in Germany, including a potentially life-threatening artery compression. Doyle, just 14, is in Germany where another operation was possible for her debilitating vascular condition, median acute ligament syndrome (MALS). That’s a condition which results in tissue in the chest area compressing the artery that supplies blood to the organs in the upper abdomen. It has made eating, drinking, and sometimes breathing painfully difficult for Doyle, who suffered worrying weight loss because the pain and nausea symptoms worsened when she ate and drank. A successful MALS operation in Sydney last month gave hope all was on the improve. Further tests in Germany, including a diagnostic ultrasound, have confirmed the original MALS diagnosis. But seven compressed arteries – and not just the one – have also been detected. That included one which could be life threatening and may result in the need for yet another operation for the brave youngster, with her mother, Zalie Doyle, at her side. Zalie said from Germany that she had her suspicions Taylor may have had other compressions, but it was “far more than

SHORT & SHARP Gunpoint robbery A man and woman were arrested on Friday evening in Ashburton after allegedly stealing a car at gunpoint in Christchurch. The man that owned the car was unharmed according to police. A police spokesperson said they received reports of a man being threatened with a firearm and having his vehicle stolen in the Riccarton area at about 7.25pm. The pair were then arrested in Ashburton at 8.20pm. Along with the pair a firearm was seized, police said charges will follow.

Ploughing match The annual Methven Ploughing Match will be held on Ross and Adriene Richards’ property on Saturday, June 11. Ploughing starts at 10am. Local ploughman, Matt Ridge, will be among the competitors on the day. His family hosted the World Ploughing event in Methven in 2010. Their property will be signposted off Mount Hutt Station Road.

Wakanui Beach waves Taylor Doyle and her friend Abby Chamberlain, who also suffers from MALS, in Dusseldorf Germany. we thought”. “They are all considered rare,” Zalie said. “But rare doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist.’’ Though rare, the German vascular surgeon overseeing Taylor was experienced

with the condition. He was performing two compression surgeries weekly, with patients travelling from around the world to see him, including another woman from Palmerston North. Luckily, Taylor has also been

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able to connect with others in similar situations to her own collective support. That support may be needed after the Doyles decide what to do next after a consultation with the vascular surgeon.

Wakanui Beach shoreline was stripped back to sand after high swells over the weekend. The normally rocky beach was battered by waves. Waves were predicted to reach 6m. The permanent noswim warning remains, and beach goers are still warned to be cautious around the water.

The mighty mullet chop Lili Haydon The mullet is being chopped for Lynda Topp. Matthew Hawker is chopping his mullet to raise funds for his best friend, Lynda Topp. Hawker has known the Topp Left – Lynda Topp dressed as her character Ken with Matthew for St John’s CPR display. PHOTO SUPPLIED

Twins since he was born. But Hawker shares a special bond with Lynda through their shared love of fly fishing. Lynda even bought him his first fly tying kit. Hawker’s other love though is his mullet, and only lets professionals touch it. He has been proudly growing his hairdo since age four. ‘’It is part of me, they are my luscious locks,’’ Matthew said. According to his mother Lynette Hawker, he is known as the Cowboy with the Mullet in Methven. But after the twins announced in March that they had both been diagnosed with breast cancer, he

wanted to help somehow. So he rang Lynda, and told her he was going to chop his mullet off for her. “It was so emotional, she cried and then he cried. She said you don’t have to do that, and he replied, but I want to, I love you,” Lynette said. In two days, Hawker had raised over $500 through his online Givealittle page. “I would like to get to $2000, but anything is nice, it’s for a good cause. I love Lynda,” Matthew said. The mighty mullet chop will be held on July 16 at the Topp Friends Dinner and Show fundraiser on stage in front of everyone.

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Successful Scooter Safari The Croy family pre-departure. Gareth Croy (brown), (Trevor Croy (orange), Andrea Croy (blue), Ted Ducket (purple), Lisa Croy (pink), Linda Croy (yellow).

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Daniel Alvey Ashburton scooter riders have raised over $23,000 for the New Zealand Cancer Society in this year’s Scooter Safari over the Arthur’s Pass.

Ashburton’s David Oakley was pleased to make it across the main divide safe and sound with his Yamaha Razz, raising over $2000 in the process. “You don’t have to be a hero to do this, it is just really an enjoyable ride from Christchurch to the West Coast with a sore bottom.” “It’s like being part of a big family,” he said. Oakley finished the run without issue, after completing last

year’s event on half throttle. The other Ashburton team, the Croy family, ran three scooters in Care Bear outfits, and raised around $21,000 in the process. Trevor Croy said it was great to have the family back together for the first time in a while due to Covid. “It was great family fun and was good to raise some money for the Cancer Society at the same time.” The family also walked away

with the award for the best dressed. While final tallies are still being added up, Trevor and his son were the second ranked team overall. Croy said the weather was beautiful, with some rain as they got to the Arthur’s Pass. The Care Bear onesies survived well, only getting slightly damp. The event brought out all types of scooters, including ones de-

signed as ambulances, some with trailers and even one designed to look like a jetski. Oakley wanted to thank his local sponsor McKay and Donaldson for getting his bike ready to run for the weekend. “Full marks to McKay and Donaldson.” The event is tipped to raise $350,000 for the Cancer Society, which is the most ever raised since the event began.

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Food trucks to be moved on New sites

Jonathan Leask Food truck operators are unfazed about no longer being able to regularly trade at Baring Square East. That’s because of proposed alternative options, or they have already abandoned trading in the CBD. The Ashburton District Council’s draft trading in public places bylaw is proposing that mobile businesses can stay open later and in more places, but scrubbed Baring Square East as a permitted site because of the cafe in the new Library and Civic Centre. Strategy and compliance group manager Jane Donaldson said part of the bylaw restricts mobile food vendors from operating at least 100m away from any premises selling a similar type of food. While sites around Baring Square East are proposed to be off limits, a new site is being proposed just up East Street across from the old post office. Tu Meke BBQ’s Andrew Poswillo has been operating in the Ashburton CBD since February and said while Havelock Street is an ideal site, given the council was providing new alternatives it wasn’t such a big deal as they are a destination site utilising social media channels. “We just need somewhere with access to power,” Poswillo said. He also has plans on finding a suitable permanent site in the future.

Food carts regularly parked up around Baring Square East will need to ﬁnd a new site under proposed bylaw changes. Charities and community groups are exempt Some other food truck operators have alfrom site restrictions under council discretion. ready abandoned the Baring Square East site. Mayor Neil Brown said if any of the food Kebizza permanently relocated its food truck to Methven at the start of the Ashburton’s trucks or other mobile vendors are unhappy CBD revitalisation project and has no plans to with the proposed changes, or want to suggest other possible locations they should put in a return. Nigendy’s has also abandoned operating in submission to be considered. The Salmon Site in Rakaia is also being addthe CBD at the same time. Nigendy’s Wendy Ranson said due to rising ed as a discretionary site and several other costs and low foot traffic they now operate a sites are being added to the permitted list. Another key proposed change is in the opdelivery-only service from home, but with a second mobile truck in the works welcomes erating hours. Currently the mobile businesses are expectthe addition of new sites across the district. Under the bylaw, mobile traders need a per- ed to close half an hour after sunset, but that mit from council to operate at specified sites timing is now proposed to be set at 10pm. The draft bylaw is out for public consultaor they can apply for discretionary sites for tion until June 23. one-off events.

New permitted sites in the draft bylaw include: Old Post Ofﬁce Green area, East Street East Street concrete pad (stalls only) Three sites at Lake Hood Lochhead Subdivision green space, Methven (stalls only) Chambers Park, Methven (stalls only) Railway Terrace East, Rakaia Railway Terrace West, Rakaia (stalls only) Rakaia Terrace, Rakaia (stalls only) Discretionary sites: Salmon Site, Rakaia Havelock Street, Baring Square East, Ashburton

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Malcolm Hopwood It’s not a big amount, but it means a lot to Dorie School. In the Principals’ Discretionary Fund, allocated by the Community Trust of Mid and South Canterbury, Dorie School received $1800 from an annual grant of $110,911 to Mid Canterbury schools, playcentres and kindergartens. But principal, Anthony Dorreen, says “it’s an annual bonus we receive”. “It’s very important. It’s a nice surprise and gives us the ability to help families who are struggling financially,” he said. Dorreen received the payment last Friday and will use it as a discretionary fund for the next 12 months. “It assists such things as school camps, uniforms, swimming and music tuition and stationery for students,” he said. Dorreen doesn’t use it as a handout but, when a major cost such as a school camp occurs, he will top up what parents can pay. Dorie is a small community and he generally hears when parents are having difficulty meeting school costs. Dorreen emphasises the importance of school camps for his senior students which extend to Year 8. In the past few years they’ve gone to Christchurch, Dunedin, Mount Cook, Stewart Island and, this year, to a retreat at

Dorie School pupils have found a way to extend the life of the Ashburton Guardian. It will keep people warm during winter. Once it’s read from cover to cover, students crush the pages together, soak them in water, then compress them into a brick mould which squeezes out the excess moisture. The former Guardians, plus a few ODTs, are left to dry for several weeks. When the fire bricks are totally dry, they’re ready to burn and keep the locals warm during the next few months. Project leader, Hope Peters, 12, has yet to decide how they’ll be marketed, but believes the priority is home use first, then kept for the school’s camp fires.

Principal Anthony Dorreen watches senior students, Millie Bedford (left), Hope Peters and Jonty Watson prepare ﬁre bricks from newspaper. PHOTOS MALCOLM HOPWOOD

Right – Some of recently manufactured ﬁre bricks begin their drying out time, prior to keeping someone warm. Mount Hutt, curtailed because of Covid. “The camps, at the start of the year, brings students closer together, disclose personal leaders among them and broaden their horizons,” Dorreen said. The Community Trust of Mid and South Canterbury explains their annual funding is granted so students are “supported to

achieve their potential and feel more connected and valued by enabling all students to participate in educational opportunities with equity”. Other grant recipients include Ashburton and Mount Hutt colleges and Carew Peel Forest, Mayfield, Methven, Mt Somers, Springburn, Our Lady of the Snows and Wakanui schools.

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Pat Deavoll Dairy Women’s Network will be holding a Calf Rearing Expo in Ashburton on July 5. Dairy farmers and calf rearers are invited to hear SealesWinslow nutrition and quality manager Natalie Hughes, and AgriVantage technical advisor and nutritionist Natalie Chrystal, present on how to maximise the genetic potential of calves in their early weeks for a lifetime of high performance. With a focus on turning today’s calf into tomorrow’s cow, Hughes and Chrystal will share best practices and recent science to help calf rearers and farm owners get their calves off to the right start. Topics covered will include first principles of calf rearing, housing, and care for newborns, feeding and understanding the different feed options available, weaning to pasture, and achieving liveweight gains for heifers. “It all starts before day one of the calf’s life, planning and preparation before calving sets us up for a successful season. Knowing the “what and how” of our own calf system with the latest tips and tricks, takes some of

has the potential to dramatically impact lifetime productivity. The aim is to break down the science into practical application so rearers achieve the most profitable results.

It all starts before day one of the calf’s life, planning and preparation before calving sets us up for a successful season. the weight off when calves hit the ground,” Hughes said. Chrystal said, “We know that care of the newborn has the potential to dramatically impact lifetime productivity. We want to provide calf rearers with information to allow them to develop the best possible rearing system for their situation.

“The aim is to break down the science into practical application so rearers achieve the most profitable results.” Calf rearing is a critical time on farm for both people and the animals, with future performance determined by the quality and management of newborn calves from the time of birth

through to 12 weeks of age. “We want attendees to walk away from the day feeling prepared and ready for the calf rearing season. It’s a time that can be overwhelming so they need to be able to walk away not only with knowledge around best practice, but tools and resources they can action,” Dairy Women’s Network

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Moving Day creates opportunities on farm Over the next couple of months, farmworkers around the country will be on the lookout for new opportunities as part of the annual Moving Day movement. The concept of Moving Day is entrenched in New Zealand dairy farming – it’s all about opportunities to move up in the industry, take on new challenges and look to the future. Moving Day is when sharemilkers, dairy farm assistance workers, farm managers, and 2IC workers pack up their belongings – in many cases including the dairy herd – and shift to a new location. The tradition is an important day in the New Zealand

dairy farming calendar – usually linked to June 1, but watch out any time now for the move. It’s a chance for farmworkers to climb the ranks, move on to bigger farms with greater challenges and opportunities, chase better money or just look for a change of location. As well as the many positive opportunities that an annual day of move and change can present, it also creates plenty of disruption. There’s even talk around the industry at the moment about whether Moving Day itself puts a bit too much strain on families and local communities. It’s certainly a stressful time, especially if the sharemilker

has a herd of cows and has to organise trucking transport and paddocks to hold them to stretch their legs when travelling long distances. We all know moving is hard enough without the added strain of shifting farm equipment like tractors, quad bikes, and implements. Not to mention the hardest workers of all: the loyal farm dogs and their accommodation. Then you get to the new farm, and you’re faced with setting it all up again. You can only hope the previous tenant hasn’t left the farm in a huge mess with no feed for the arriving cows and a lot more work. Getting to know the new

farm also takes time, you’ve got to learn the quirks of the new water system, cowsheds, paddocks, fencing, fertiliser history, and all that goes with it. Then you’ll be hoping the new boss is a good one, otherwise, you’re left with the “why did we move” conversation over breakfast. There are plenty of opportunities and a fair number of challenges linked to our annual Moving Day. So, if you see a harassed-looking farmer towing a trailer full of gear in the next couple of months – give them a wave and a smile and wish them well on the move.

It’s hoped a large-scale pest control project across three properties on Banks Peninsula will help bird and plant life flourish. Still in its early stages, the work is in part, an extension of a trapping programme that was already being undertaken by one of those landowners in Western Valley. The project will expand into the two adjoining properties – incorporating the top of Kaituna Valley. The site includes more than 370 hectares of legally protected land through a Banks Peninsula Conservation Trust (BPCT) covenant, and a Department of Conservation (DOC) reserve – Kaituna Spur. Despite this formal protection and the landowners’ best efforts, browsing (chewing) pests such as deer and possums, along with pigs, have continued to degrade native plant cover – while predators have targeted vulnerable bird species. ECan is contributing more than $34,000 through two separate funds, plus an ‘in kind’ contribution of project management and vegetation monitoring to check for signs of possum browsing. The aim is to reduce predation and browsing to help the natural regeneration of natives including totara, matai and kahikatea. This type of old-growth podocarp forest cover is rare on the peninsula. Land management and biodiversity advisor, Billy Bartrum, said the work could have a significant impact on the future make-up of the site’s trees and shrubs. “There are certain species that are more palatable for pests. If they all get browsed, it can change the whole composition of a forest. So, it’s about the area’s overall health and diversity.” Landowner Antony Johnson said the impetus for the project came from observing trapping success over several years on his family’s own property. “There was also the concern of heavy browsing evident in a local DOC reserve, highlighting that even remnant ecosystems need active pest control. “This could just be the start. Other nearby property owners have also expressed a desire to get involved, meaning the project could expand further.”

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New initiative to support sustainable dairy farming The a2 Milk Company is partnering with Lincoln University to launch a new initiative to support sustainable dairy farming projects in New Zealand. The Farm Sustainability Fund, kickstarting on May 20, is a collaboration between the a2 Milk Company and Lincoln University. The a2 Milk Company will provide up to $500,000 to the fund in the first year to enable fund grants for farm projects that demonstrate an integrated approach to a sustainable future and enable a positive and meaningful impact across the community and environment. The fund is open to New Zealand farms that supply milk under contract with Mataura Valley Milk Limited or Synlait Milk Limited for use in the manufacture of products for The a2 Milk Company. Applications for this year’s awards opened on May 23 and close on July 4, 2022. Announcing the launch of the fund, the managing director and CEO of The a2 Milk Company, David Bortolussi, said: “We’re excited to be involved in a venture that has enormous potential to benefit dairy farmers, our communities, and the environment. “The fund brings together

The a2 Milk Company will provide up to $500,000 to the fund in the first year. a2MC’s determination to deliver on our sustainability strategy and Lincoln’s internationally-renowned knowledge in all facets

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“We know there are farmer suppliers with innovative and important projects they would be keen to get under way.

“The fund can help many of these to happen by providing extra financial support to make them more viable, to the benefit of the farmers/suppliers and at the same time promoting the spread of good ideas and good practice through the farming community.” LU research management office director, Professor Travis Glare, said: “Lincoln University is committed to researching, teaching, and showcasing practices and approaches that will advance a more productive and sustainable future for Aotearoa New Zealand. “It’s through like-minded partnerships such as with The a2 Milk Company, that we can effectively make the most of our collective expertise in helping shape a better, more sustainable world.” Applications will be assessed by The a2 Milk Company and Lincoln University New Zealand Farm Sustainability Fund Investment Committee. Funding is generally available for up to $35,000 (GST excl.) per award. Further information about the Farm Sustainability Fund, along with the application form for awards, is available at: https://. t h e a 2 m i l k c o m p a n y. c o m / farm-sustainability-fund.

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And Just Like That…, at 8:35pm

Can I Improve My Memory?, at 8:30pm

6am Breakfast 0 9am The Ellen DeGeneres Show PG 0 10am Tipping Point 3 0 11am The Chase 3 0 Noon 1 News At Midday 0 12:30 Emmerdale PG 0 1pm Hollyoaks PGC 0 1:30 Fair Go 3 0 2pm Ready Steady Cook 0 3pm Tipping Point 3 0 4pm Te Karere 2 4:30 Neighbours 0 5pm The Chase 0 6pm 1 News At 6pm 0 7pm Seven Sharp 0 7:30 The Casketeers The death of a beloved Tipene whanau member is complicated by Francis’s health issues; Kaiora’s nursing skills leave a lot to be desired. 0 8pm Lap Of Luxury Explore the exclusive, luxury lodges of New Zealand and Australia. The Manse, Te Whare Ruruhau, Owhaoko and Dairy Flat Farm and Lodge. 0 8:30 First Responders PG Teams in rescue helicopters, ambulances and boats attend desperate emergencies. 0 9:30 Coronation Street PG 0 10:30 1 News Tonight 0 11pm Shortland Street PG 3 0 11:30 Sunday 3 0

6am Les Mills Born To Move 0 6:25 Children’s Programmes 0 9:10 Infomercials 9:40 Les Mills Body Combat 0 10:10 Home And Away PG 3 0 10:40 Shortland Street PG 3 0 11:15 The Mindy Project PGC 3 0 11:40 Charmed M 0 12:40 Heroes PG 0 1:35 The Drew Barrymore Show PG 0 2:30 Lego Masters NZ PG 3 0 3:30 The Feed 5pm The Simpsons 3 0 5:30 Friends 3 0 6pm The Big Bang Theory PG 3 0 6:30 Home And Away PG 0 7pm Shortland Street PG 0 7:30 Lego Masters NZ PG The Monochrome Challenge is a one colour build. 0 8:30 NCIS – Hawaii 16 A Japanese sailor is killed on American soil. The case is linked with the murder of the victim’s girlfriend in Japan. 0 9:25 FBI – International 16 Raines goes rogue when his sister goes missing in Kosovo; Kellett and Forrester face more scrutiny from inside the bureau. 0 10:20 CSI 16 Grissom and Catherine probe the murder of a top chef; Sara and Warrick investigate an apparent suicide, but become suspicious when they discover the body has been tampered with. 0

6am AM 9am Infomercials 10:30 Match Game PG 3 0 11:30 Newshub Live At 11.30am Noon Married At First Sight – US PG 1pm M Get Out Alive M 2016 Thriller. Beverley Mitchell, Steve Bacic, Vincent Gale. 3pm Cutthroat Kitchen PG 0 4pm Yard Crashers 0 4:30 Newshub Live At 4:30pm 5pm Gold Rush PG 0 6pm Newshub Live At 6pm 7pm The Project 7:30 Bondi Rescue PG 3 The beach marshals join the lifeguards to enforce social distancing guidelines. 0 8pm Bondi Rescue PG 3 The summer holidays bring thousands to Bondi; a family of inexperienced swimmers gets into trouble. 0 8:30 NCIS M NCIS investigates the death of a man on a cruise ship whose body is discovered in the ship’s sauna by McGee’s mother-in-law. 0 9:25 NCIS – LA M NCIS investigates the apparent suicide of a Navy intelligence officer; Deeks plans to redo the garden without Kensi’s input. 0 10:25 Newshub Late 10:55 The Hui 0 11:30 Newshub Nation 3 0

8am Henry Danger PGV 0 8:25 The Casagrandes 3 0 8:50 The Moe Show 3 0 9am Wheel Of Fortune 3 9:30 Five Bedrooms MLC 3 0 10:30 F Big Love MLC 0 11:30 Royal Pains MVC 12:30 Duncanville MC 1pm House MVC 0 2pm The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 3 3pm Wheel Of Fortune 3:30 Jeopardy 4pm American Pickers PGC 3 5pm Netball Zone Round 11. 5:30 Prime News 6pm Storage Wars PGL 3 0 7pm Pawn Stars PG 3 7:30 American Pickers PGC 3 8:35 And Just Like That… 16LC Carrie meets with a self-made real estate broker; Charlotte plans a gathering for LTW; Miranda and Nya bond over motherhood. 0 9:30 N Succession 16LC Kendall tries to make amends; Logan receives some stark advice from his banker; Shiv wonders if her father is playing mind games. 0 10:45 The Breakdown 11:50 Your Honor 16VLC Michael’s solution to his blackmail problem unearths deeper troubles; Eugene finds family in Big Mo’s crew. 0

6am Amanda To The Rescue PG 7am The Pioneer Woman 7:30 Valerie’s Home Cooking 8am Giada Entertains 8:30 Gino’s Italian Escape 9am Mysteries At The Museum PG 10am Money For Nothing 11am Yardcore 11:30 Elbow Room Noon Turquoise Fever 1pm Extraordinary Extensions 2pm Tough Love With Hilary Farr 3pm Animal Cribs PG 4pm Gok Wan’s Easy Asian 4:30 Gok Wan’s Easy Asian 5pm Mysteries At The Museum PG 6pm Money For Nothing 7pm Paramedics On The Front Line PG 8pm Newshub Live At 8pm 8:30 Can I Improve My Memory? PG Chris Eubank, Len Goodman, Amber Gill, Anna Richardson, and Nina Wadia master a general knowledge topic, before being quizzed. 9:30 Turquoise Fever The Ottesons scramble to fill a new client’s order; Tony and Trenton widen the pit at Apache Blue to safely extract the turquoise. 10:30 Paramedics On The Front Line PG A man has collapsed by the side of a road; a 15-year-old girl and a two-year-old boy are both having seizures. 11:30 Baggage Battles Midnight Infomercials

Wednesday

12:25 F Diana’s Decades MS 3 0 1:15 Te Karere 2 1:40 Infomercials 5:35 Te Karere 3

BRAVO 6am Infomercials 10am Hoarders PG 3 10:55 Bar Rescue PGLC 3 11:45 Killer Couples MVC 3 12:40 Shark Tank PG 3 1:35 The Real Housewives Of New York City M 3 2:35 Hoarders PG 3 3:30 Top Chef PG 4:30 Shark Tank PG 3 5:30 Shark Tank PG 6:30 Bar Rescue PGLC 7:30 Rich Kids Go Skint PG Devon leaves her parents’ eight-bedroom, 12-bathroom, mansion to live with the Gibbins family; mum Sammie plans to buy the kids’ Christmas presents from charity shops. 8:30 The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills M The women rally after Dorit’s traumatic robbery; Sutton and Crystal finally see eye-to-eye; a very public diss has Lisa seeing red. 9:30 Below Deck Down Under M Captain Jason Chambers introduces a world of underwater adventure to guests along the world-famous Great Barrier Reef. 10:30 Killer Couples MVC 3 11:25 Accident, Suicide Or Murder? MVC 3 12:15 Infomercials

Wednesday

12:10 Bionic Woman MVC 0 12:55 Emmerdale PG 3 0 1:20 Infomercials 2:20 Bob Hearts Abishola PGC 0 2:40 MasterChef Australia 3 0 3:35 Pennyworth 16VLC 3 0 4:35 Neighbours PG 3 0 5am Infomercials

SKY 5 6am Jeopardy! 6:20 Wheel Of Fortune 6:40 Pawn Stars PG 7:05 Counting Cars PG 7:30 Ax Men ML 8:15 Border Security M 8:40 Storage Wars PGL 9:05 Storage Wars PGC 9:30 The Mentalist MVC 10:20 Person Of Interest M 11:10 Kalgoorlie Cops MC 11:35 Pawn Stars PG Noon Raw MVC 3:05 The Mentalist MVC 4:05 Jeopardy! 4:35 Wheel Of Fortune 5pm Counting Cars PG 5:30 Pawn Stars PG 6pm Storage Wars PGL 6:30 Storage Wars PGC 7pm Border Security M 7:30 The Mentalist MVC 8:30 When Big Things Go Wrong MC 9:30 Outback Truckers PGL 10:30 Person Of Interest M 11:30 Ax Men ML

Wednesday

12:30 Wheel Of Fortune 1am Jeopardy! 1:25 Border Security M 1:50 Outback Truckers PGL 2:35 When Big Things Go Wrong MC 3:30 Storage Wars PGL 3:55 Storage Wars PGC 4:20 Person Of Interest M 5:10 The Mentalist MVC

Wednesday

12:40 Infomercials 5:30 AM Early

Wednesday

12:55 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 1:55 Closedown 2am Infomercials

MOVIES PREMIERE

MOVIES GREAtS

6:50 Target Number One 16VLSC 2020 Thriller. 8:53 The Little Things MVLS 2021 Thriller. 10:58 All That We Destroy 16VLSC 2018 Horror. 12:20 Human Capital MLS 2020 Drama. 2pm The Silencing MVLSC 2020 Action. 3:35 The Forever Purge 16VL 2021 Action. 5:20 Six Minutes To Midnight MV 2021 Drama. 7pm Together Together MLS 2021 Comedy. Ed Helms, Patti Harrison. 8:30 Blackbird MLC 2019 Drama. Lily and Paul summon their loved ones to their beach house for one final gathering before Lily decides to end her struggle with ALS. Susan Sarandon, Sam Neill. 10:10 Don’t Breathe 2 16VLC 2021 Horror. Blind veteran Norman Nordstrom is hiding in an isolated cabin. His life is shattered when a group of men kidnap a young girl. Stephen Lang, Madelyn Grace. 11:50 Those Who Wish Me Dead 16VL 2021 Thriller. Angelina Jolie, Finn Little.

7:30 The Water Diviner MV 2014 Drama. Russell Crowe, Olga Kurylenko. 9:20 I Am Legend MV 2007 Drama. Will Smith, Alice Braga. 11am The Devil’s Advocate 18VLS 1997 Drama. Al Pacino, Keanu Reeves, Charlize Theron. 1:20 The Matrix Reloaded MVS 2003 Sci-fi Action. Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne, CarrieAnne Moss, Hugo Weaving. 3:40 Brokeback Mountain MVLS 2004 Drama. Heath Ledger, Jake Gyllenhaal. 5:55 Superman Returns MV 2006 Action. Brandon Routh, Kevin Spacey, Kate Bosworth. 8:30 Gone Girl 16VLS 2014 Thriller. On his fifth wedding anniversary, a man reports his wife missing and, as his portrait of a blissful union begins to crumble, suspicions of murder build. Ben Affleck, Rosamund Pike. 10:55 Message In A Bottle PGS 1998 Romantic Drama. Kevin Costner, Robin Wright Penn.

Wednesday

1:30 The Unholy MVLC 2021 Horror. 3:10 Words On Bathroom Walls MLC 2020 Drama. 5am Deadly Flight MVL 2019 Thriller.

Wednesday

1:05 Les Miserables MVS 2012 Musical Drama. Hugh Jackman, Russell Crowe, Anne Hathaway, Amanda Seyfried. 3:40 Superman Returns MV 2006 Action.

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6:30 Waiata Mai 3 6:40 ZooMoo 3 6:50 Taki Atu Taki Mai 3 7am Darwin And Newts 3 7:10 Smooth 3 7:20 Haati Paati 3 7:30 Kia Mau 3 7:40 Kainga Whakapaipai 3 7:50 Paia 3 8am Tribe 3 8:30 Oranga Ngakau 3 9:30 Whanau Living 3 10am Exotic Delights 10:30 Toi Te Ora 3 11am Heritage Rescue 3 Noon Te Ao Tapatahi 12:30 Waiata Nation 3 1:05 School Of Training 3 1:30 Ako 3 2 3:05 Waiata Mai 3 3:15 ZooMoo 3 3:25 Taki Atu Taki Mai 3 3:35 Darwin And Newts 3 3:45 Smooth 3 3:55 Haati Paati 3 4:05 Kia Mau 3 4:15 Kainga Whakapaipai 3 4:25 Paia 3 4:35 Ariki 3 5pm Paia 3 5:15 Haka Life 3 5:30 Taikura Kapa Haka Festival 3 6pm Te Arawa 3 6:30 Te Ao Marama 7pm Toi Te Ora 3 7:30 David Rocco’s Dolce Africa David Rocco explores the cultures and culinary worlds of Ethiopia, Kenya, Tanzania, Zanzibar and South Africa. 8pm Hunt With Me M The diversity of hunting and gathering on land and sea around New Zealand. 8:30 Africa’s Wild Horizon 9:30 Toa Hunter Gatherer PG 10pm Merchants Of The Wild 10:30 Piri’s Tiki Tour PG 3 11pm Te Ao Marama 11:30 Closedown

UKtV

8:30 French Top 14 Highlights Show 9am Super Rugby Pacific (RPL) Chiefs v Force. 11am World Sevens Series (HLS) Toulouse – Day Two. 12:30 World Sevens Series (HLS) Toulouse – Day Three. 2pm Between Two Posts 2:45 Super Rugby Pacific (HLS) Chiefs v Force. 3:10 Super Rugby Pacific (RPL) Hurricanes v Rebels. 5:10 French Top 14 Highlights 5:40 First XV Rugby (HLS) Lindisfarne College v Wesley College. 6:10 Classic All Blacks v Spain (HLS) 6:40 L Super Rugby Pacific Moana Pasifika v Force. From Mt Smart Stadium, Auckland. 9:15 World Sevens Series (HLS) Toulouse – Men’s Final. 9:30 The Back Page 10:30 Rugby Nation 11pm Super Rugby U20 (RPL) Chiefs v Crusaders.

6:20 EastEnders PG 6:50 The Graham Norton Show ML 7:40 The Bill M 8:30 Midsomer Murders M 10:10 Father Brown PG 11am Doc Martin M 11:50 Midsomer Murders M 1:30 The Bill M 2:20 London Kills PG 3:15 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown MLS 4:10 The Graham Norton Show MLS 5:10 Who Do You Think You Are? PG Naomie Harris. 6:20 Qi M 6:55 EastEnders PG 7:30 Qi PG Noel Fielding, Coline Lane and Sarah Millican talk numbers with Sandi. 8pm Would I Lie To You? PG Comedy panel show where contestants bluff about their secrets. 8:35 Heartbeat MVC 9:30 Sister Boniface Mysteries PG 10:25 Father Brown M 11:20 Midsomer Murders M

1am Super Rugby U20 (RPL) NZ Barbarians v Highlanders. 3am French Top 14 Rugby (RPL) Brive v Toulouse. 5am Rugby Nation 5:30 Japan Rugby League One (HLS) Semi-final Two – Wild Knights v Kubota Spears.

1am Qi M 1:30 Qi PG 2am Would I Lie To You? PG 2:30 Who Do You Think You Are? PG 3:30 Heartbeat M 4:20 Sister Boniface Mysteries PG 5:05 Father Brown M 5:50 Fawlty Towers PG

Wednesday

0 Closed captions; 3 Repeat; 2 Maori Language; HLS Highlights; RPL Replay; DLY Delayed. CLASSIFICATIONS: 16/18 Approved for persons 16/18 years or over; C Content may offend; L Language may offend; M Suitable for mature audiences 16 years and over; PG Parental guidance recommended for young viewers; S Sexual content may offend; V Contains violence. Local Radio: NewsTalk ZB 873AM/98.1FM FM Classic Hits FM 92.5; Port FM Local 94.9, 98.9 and 106.1

Wednesday

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DIScOVERY 6:05 Man Caves PG 6:30 How Do They Do It? PG 6:55 How The Universe Works PG 7:45 Barnwood Builders PG 8:35 Demolition Down Under PG 9:25 Fast N’ Loud PG 10:20 Mega Shippers PG 11:15 Dino Hunters PG We Got Skull. 12:10 How Do They Do It? PG 12:35 Man Caves PG Orlando Magic Man Cave Luxury Suite. 1:05 Blowing Up History PG Egypt’s Buried City. 2pm Naked And Afraid MLC Bite Me. 2:55 Homestead Rescue PG Volcano’s Edge. 3:50 Gold Rush MLC 4:45 Demolition Down Under PG 5:40 Outback Opal Hunters PG 6:35 Aussie Gold Hunters PG 7:30 Aussie Gold Hunters PG Countdown To The Motherlode. 8:30 Mysteries At The Museum PG Antis The Radar Dog, Bringing Up The Baby. 9:30 Aliens In Alaska PG Above And Far Beyond. 10:30 Mission Declassified PG The Lost Treasure Of Dutch Schultz. 11:25 Naked And Afraid MLC

Wednesday

1:05 Blowing Up History PG 1:55 Gold Rush PG 2:45 Naked And Afraid MLC 4:25 Homestead Rescue PG 5:15 Outback Opal Hunters PG

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Kirstie And Phil’s Love It Or List It, at 8:40pm

Taskmaster, at 8:35pm

Text To Kill, at 1pm

Ambulance, at 8:30pm

Big Family Farm, at 8:30pm

6am Breakfast 0 9am The Ellen DeGeneres Show PG 0 10am Tipping Point 3 0 11am The Chase 3 0 Noon 1 News At Midday 0 12:30 Emmerdale PG 0 1pm Hollyoaks PG 0 2pm Coronation Street PG 3 0 3pm Tipping Point 3 0 4pm Te Karere 2 4:30 Neighbours PG Susan makes an awkward request; Chloe and Nicolette team up. 0 5pm The Chase 0 6pm 1 News At 6pm 0 7pm Seven Sharp 0 7:30 F The Cube Phillip Schofield presents a game show that tests contestants skill, nerve and determination to win. 0 8:20 Lotto 8:25 F The Cube PG Continued. 0 8:40 Kirstie And Phil’s Love It Or List It PG Rachael and Tim cannot agree on whether to stay in their 1930s semi or up-sticks. 0 9:40 Coronation Street PG 0 10:40 1 News Tonight 0 11:10 Shortland Street PG 3 0 11:40 Roadkill ML 0

6am Les Mills Born To Move 0 6:25 Children’s Programmes 0 9:10 Infomercials 9:40 Les Mills Body Attack 0 10:10 Home And Away PG 3 0 10:40 Shortland Street PG 3 0 11:10 The Mindy Project PGC 3 0 11:45 Charmed M 0 12:40 Heroes PG 0 1:35 Drew Barrymore Show PG 0 2:30 Lego Masters NZ PG 0 3:30 The Feed 5pm The Simpsons PG 3 0 5:30 Friends PG 3 6pm The Big Bang Theory 3 6:30 Home And Away PG 0 7pm Shortland Street PG 0 7:35 Snack Masters NZ PG The pressure is on top chefs Nathan Houpapa and Mark Southon as they compete to make chips and dip. 0 8:35 Taskmaster M Five comedians complete bizarre tasks for taskmaster Greg Davies. 0 9:35 Tom Allen’s Quizness British comedian Tom Allen hosts a quiz show where the contestants must prove their knowledge by looking silly. 0 10:40 Hell’s Kitchen – Young Guns 16 0 11:40 Mom M 3 0

6am AM 9am Infomercials 10:30 Match Game PG 3 0 11:30 Newshub Live At 11.30am Noon Married At First Sight – US PG 1pm M Text To Kill M 2015 Thriller. Teens band together to investigate the source of anonymous messages that threaten to expose their secrets. Emily Tennant, Keenan Tracey, Dina Meyer. 3pm Cutthroat Kitchen PG 0 4pm Yard Crashers 0 4:30 Newshub Live At 4:30pm 5pm Gold Rush PG 0 6pm Newshub Live At 6pm 7pm The Project 7:30 Parental Guidance PG Day two in the Crowded House and the next set of parents are in charge. 0 8:30 SAS Australia 16 Recruits attempt the longest cat crawl, of any course, in blustering winds above a crashing ocean. 0 9:35 Finding Escobar’s Millions M A former Escobar chemist claims to know where $30 million is buried; Chris and Ramon investigate a property with secret tunnels. 0 10:20 Newshub Late 10:50 Hawaii Five-0 M 3 0 11:50 Yard Crashers 3 0

8am Henry Danger PGV 0 8:25 The Casagrandes 3 0 8:50 The Moe Show 3 0 9am Wheel Of Fortune 3 9:30 Five Bedrooms MLC 3 0 10:30 N Big Love MVC 0 11:30 Royal Pains MC 12:30 Duncanville MC 1pm House MVC 0 2pm The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 3 3pm Wheel Of Fortune 3:30 Jeopardy 4pm American Pickers PGC 3 4:55 The Hui 0 5:30 Prime News 6pm Sky Speed 6:30 Storage Wars PGL 3 0 7pm Pawn Stars PGC 3 7:30 Helicopter ER M The crew are called to help a circus acrobat who plunged nine metres into the audience; a walker’s fall leads to a difficult rescue. 0 8:30 F Ambulance 16VLC Crews respond to a patient who has come off their bike in the middle of woodland; Holly and Craig deal with a frequent 999 caller. 0 9:45 High 16LC A panicked Michaella claims she was forced into smuggling the drugs. Her story quickly garners the attention of the world’s press. 0 11pm The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG

6am Animal Cribs PG 7am The Pioneer Woman 7:30 Valerie’s Home Cooking 8am Gok Wan’s Easy Asian 8:30 Gok Wan’s Easy Asian 9am Mysteries At The Museum PG 10am Money For Nothing 11am Restored Noon Turquoise Fever 1pm Can I Improve My Memory? PG 2pm Paramedics On The Front Line PG 3pm Mystery Of The Lost Island PG 4pm Bobby And Giada In Italy 5pm Mysteries At The Museum PG 6pm Money For Nothing 7pm Kings Of The Wood 8pm Newshub Live At 8pm 8:30 Big Family Farm At the start of autumn, the Owen family are preparing for the busy breeding season. 9:30 Turquoise Fever An important overseas client places a huge turquoise order that could make or break the Ottesons’s year. 10:30 Kings Of The Wood Ella and Charis build a sculptured sign language table; Alex creates a vintage-style bookcase; Saf works on a pair of stools. 11:30 Baggage Battles Midnight Infomercials

Thursday

12:50 Under The Dome M 0 1:35 Te Karere 3 2am Infomercials 5:30 Te Karere 3

BRAVO 6am Infomercials 10am Hoarders PG 3 10:55 Bar Rescue PGLC 3 11:45 Killer Couples MVC 3 12:40 Shark Tank PG 3 1:35 The Real Housewives Of New York City M 3 2:35 Hoarders PG 3 3:30 Top Chef PG 4:30 Shark Tank PG 3 5:30 Shark Tank PG 6:30 Bar Rescue PGLC 7:30 Dog Rescuers PG Inspector Lauren Baily discovers two neglected Labradors and three emaciated spaniel pups in need of help. 8:30 24 Hours In Emergency MC Zach has amputated four fingers in a building site accident; Daquon was hit by a motorbike on his way to school; Ricky fell at home and hurt her back. 9:35 Stacey Dooley Sleeps Over PGL Stacey travels to a remote Hebridean island for an off-grid weekend with aristocrat Roc Sandford and his two daughters. 10:35 Killer Couples MVC 3 11:30 Accident, Suicide Or Murder? MVC 3 12:20 Infomercials

Thursday

12:25 Resident Alien PGC 0 1:15 Emmerdale PG 3 0 1:40 Infomercials 2:35 MasterChef Australia 3 0 3:50 The Drew Barrymore Show PG 3 0 4:40 Neighbours 3 0 5am Infomercials

SKY 5 6am Jeopardy! 6:25 Wheel Of Fortune 6:45 Pawn Stars PG 7:10 Counting Cars PG 7:35 Ax Men ML 8:25 Border Security M 8:50 Storage Wars PGL 9:15 Storage Wars PGL 9:40 The Mentalist MVC 10:30 Person Of Interest M 11:30 Pawn Stars PG Noon Jeopardy! 12:25 Wheel Of Fortune 12:50 When Big Things Go Wrong MC 1:40 Outback Truckers PGL 2:30 The Mentalist MVC 3:20 Ax Men ML 4:10 Jeopardy! 4:35 Wheel Of Fortune 5pm Counting Cars PG 5:30 Pawn Stars PG 6pm Storage Wars PGL 6:30 Storage Wars PGL 7pm Border Security M 7:30 The Mentalist MVC 8:30 FBI – Most Wanted MV 9:30 Lethal Weapon 16VLSC 10:30 Person Of Interest M 11:30 Ax Men ML

Thursday

12:30 Wheel Of Fortune 1am Jeopardy! 1:25 Border Security M 1:50 Lethal Weapon 16VLSC 2:35 FBI – Most Wanted MV 3:30 Storage Wars PGL 3:55 Storage Wars PGL 4:20 Person Of Interest M 5:10 The Mentalist MVC

Thursday

12:15 Infomercials 5:30 AM Early

Thursday

Midnight World’s Most Unexplained PGC 3 12:30 Infomercials

MOVIES PREMIERE

MOVIES GREAtS

6:25 The Lost Husband PGL 2020 Drama. Leslie Bibb, Josh Duhamel. 8:12 Breach 16VL 2020 Action. Cody Kearsley, Bruce Willis. 9:42 Best Friends Forever MVLSC 2021 Thriller. Leah Merritt, Harlan Drum. 11:10 Charm City Kings 16VLC 2020 Drama. Jahi Di’Allo Winston, Meek Mill. 1:10 The Courier MVLC 2020 Thriller. Benedict Cumberbatch, Rachel Brosnahan. 3pm Escape Room – Tournament Of Champions MVL 2021 Horror. 4:35 F9 – The Fast Saga MV 2021 Action. 6:55 Bellbird ML 2019 Comedy. Marshall Napier, Cohen Holloway. 8:30 South Of Heaven 16VLSC 2021 Action. Upon his release from prison, Jimmy vows to give his fiancee, who is dying from cancer, the best year of her life. Jason Sudeikis, Evangeline Lilly. 10:35 Unpregnant MLSC 2020 Comedy. Haley Lu Richardson, Barbie Ferreira.

6:15 The Pa Boys M 2014 Drama. Francis Kora, Matariki Whatarau. 7:50 Get On Up MVLSC 2014 Biography Music. Chadwick Boseman, Nelsan Ellis, Dan Aykroyd. 10:05 City Of Angels MS 1998 Romantic Drama. Meg Ryan, Nicholas Cage, Dennis Franz. 11:55 Breach ML 2007 Drama. Chris Cooper, Ryan Phillipe. 1:40 Gravity MLC 2013 Drama. Sandra Bullock, George Clooney. 3:08 The Hateful Eight 18VLSC 2016 Western. Samuel L Jackson, Kurt Russell, Jennifer Jason Leigh. 5:50 The Dark Knight Rises MV 2012 Action Thriller. Christian Bale, Tom Hardy, Anne Hathaway. 8:30 Traffic 18VLSC 2000 Crime. A conservative judge, appointed to spearhead America’s war against drugs, discovers his teenaged daughter is a heroin addict. Michael Douglas, Catherine Zeta-Jones. 10:55 Robocop MV 2014 Action. Joel Kinnaman, Gary Oldman.

6am Super Rugby Pacific Reds v Moana Pasifika. 8am Japan Rugby League One Semi-final Two – Wild Knights v Kubota Spears. 8:30 Cycling – Giro D’Italia Stage 16 – Salo to Aprica. 9am Super Rugby U20 Blues v Hurricanes. 10:55 L Super Rugby U20 NZ Barbarians v Crusaders. 12:55 L Super Rugby U20 Chiefs v Hurricanes. 2:55 L Super Rugby U20 Blues v Highlanders. 5pm World Sevens Series Toulouse – Day One. 5:15 World Sevens Series Toulouse – Day Two. 5:30 World Sevens Series Toulouse – Day Three. 5:45 Super Rugby Pacific Hurricanes v Rebels. 6pm Classic All Blacks v Spain 8pm The Ditch 8:30 Super Rugby Pacific Hurricanes v Rebels. 9pm Super Rugby Pacific 9:20 Japan Rugby League One 9:50 Cycling – Giro D’Italia 10:20 L Cycling – Giro D’Italia Stage 17 – Ponte di Legno to Lavarone.

12:50 Jane Eyre MC 2011 Drama. 2:50 Milk MLS 2008 Biography Drama. 4:55 Love And Mercy MLC 2014 Drama.

3:35 The Ditch 4:05 Once A Warrior With Monty Betham 4:30 The Breakdown 5:30 Aotearoa Rugby Pod

Thursday

12:20 City Of Lies 16VLSC 2018 Drama. 2:10 Ride Like A Girl PGL 2019 Drama. 3:50 Gully 18VLSC 2021 Drama. 5:15 Separation MVLC 2020 Horror.

Thursday

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Thursday

6:30 Waiata Mai 3 6:40 Mahi Pai 3 6:50 Takaro Tribe 3 7am Darwin And Newts 3 7:10 Tamariki Haka 3 7:20 Te Nutube 7:30 Kia Mau 3 7:40 Cube 7:50 Huritua 3 8am Tawera Fitness For Tamariki 8:30 Oranga Ngakau 3 9:30 Whanau Living 3 10am David Rocco’s Dolce Africa 3 10:30 Merchants Of The Wild 11am Africa’s Wild Horizon 3 Noon Te Ao Tapatahi 12:30 Tribe 3 1:05 Moon Tide Fishing 3 1:30 Ako 3 2 3:05 Waiata Mai 3 3:15 Mahi Pai 3 3:25 Takaro Tribe 3 3:35 Darwin And Newts 3 3:45 Tamariki Haka 3 3:55 Te Nutube 3 4:05 Kia Mau 3 4:15 Cube 4:25 Huritua 3 4:35 Pukana 3 5pm Paia 3 5:15 Haka Life 3 5:30 Taikura Kapa Haka Festival 3 6pm Te Arawa 3 6:30 Te Ao Marama 7pm Huro Pepi 7:30 Moving Out With Kanoa Kanoa Lloyd meets people creating new lives as they relocate around the country. 8:30 M The Next Three Days MVL 2010 Crime. A couple’s life is upset when the wife is accused of murder. Russell Crowe, Elizabeth Banks. 11pm Te Ao Marama 11:30 Closedown

UKtV

DIScOVERY

6:25 EastEnders PG 6:55 The Graham Norton Show MLS 7:45 The Bill M 8:35 Midsomer Murders M 10:15 Father Brown PG 11:05 Doc Martin M 11:55 Midsomer Murders M 1:35 The Bill M 2:25 London Kills MVC 3:20 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown MLS 4:10 The Graham Norton Show PG 5:10 Who Do You Think You Are? PG Jack and Michael Whitehall. 6:20 Qi M 6:55 EastEnders PG 7:30 Qi PG Frankie Boyle, Ross Noble and Lucy Porter talk about what comes next with Sandi. 8pm Would I Lie To You? PG Comedy panel show where contestants bluff about their secrets. 8:30 Professor T M 9:25 Holby City MC 10:35 Keeping Faith ML 11:45 Midsomer Murders M

Thursday

1:30 Qi M 2am Qi PG 2:30 Would I Lie To You? PG 3am Who Do You Think You Are? PG 4am Holby City MC 5am Professor T M 5:50 Mrs Brown’s Boys M 25May22

6:05 Man Caves PG 6:30 How Do They Do It? PG 6:55 How The Universe Works PG 7:45 Barnwood Builders PG 8:35 Demolition Down Under PG 9:25 Fast N’ Loud PG 10:20 Mysteries At The Museum PG 11:15 Aliens In Alaska PG Above And Far Beyond. 12:10 How Do They Do It? PG 12:35 Man Caves PG Indoor Outdoorsman Man Cave. 1:05 Naked And Afraid MLC The Devil’s Woods. 2:55 Homestead Rescue – Raney Ranch PG Living On The Edge. 3:50 Gold Rush MLC 4:45 Demolition Down Under PG 5:40 Outback Opal Hunters PG 6:35 Dirty Jobs MLC 7:30 Deadliest Catch – Bloodline PG 8:30 Bering Sea Gold MLC 9:30 Moonshiners – Master Distiller MLC 10:30 Edge Of Alaska MLC 11:25 Naked And Afraid MLC

Thursday

12:15 Barnwood Builders PG 1:05 Blowing Up History PG 1:55 Gold Rush PG 2:45 Naked And Afraid MLC 3:35 Bering Sea Gold MLC 4:25 Homestead Rescue – Raney Ranch PG 5:15 Outback Opal Hunters PG

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The Ex Best Thing, at 8:30pm

Badge Of Betrayal, at 1pm

Designing Dreams, at 7:30pm

Griff’s Canadian Adventure, at 7pm

6am Breakfast 0 9am The Ellen DeGeneres Show PG 0 10am Tipping Point 3 0 11am The Chase 3 0 Noon 1 News At Midday 0 12:30 Emmerdale PG 0 1pm Hollyoaks PG 0 2pm Coronation Street PG 3 0 3pm Tipping Point 3 0 4pm Te Karere 2 4:30 Neighbours PG Harlow cuts Corey loose; to avert suspicion, Glen spins lies. 0 5pm The Chase 0 6pm 1 News At 6pm 0 7pm Seven Sharp 0 7:30 10 Years Younger Changed My Life The most extraordinary 10 Years Younger transformations are celebrated. 0 8:30 Amazing Hotels – Life Beyond The Lobby Monica and Giles visit Reid’s Palace on Madeira. It is working to keep its silver service traditions alive. 0 9:45 Coronation Street PG 0 10:45 1 News Tonight 0 11:15 Shortland Street PG 3 0 11:45 It’s Your Fault I’m Fat PG 3 0

6am Les Mills Born To Move 0 6:25 Children’s Programmes 0 9:10 Infomercials 9:40 Les Mills Core 0 10:10 Home And Away PG 3 0 10:40 Shortland Street PG 3 0 11:10 The Mindy Project PGC 0 11:40 Charmed M 0 12:40 Heroes PG 0 1:35 Drew Barrymore Show PG 0 2:30 Snack Masters NZ PG 3 0 3:30 The Feed 5pm Big Brother Australia PG 0 6:30 Home And Away PG 0 7pm Shortland Street PG 0 7:30 Ten 7 – Aotearoa PG A look at the people and communities affected by crime in Aotearoa. 0 8pm Highway Patrol PG A dramatic chase in the western suburbs of Melbourne; a man draws police attention when he throws a cigarette out the window. 0 8:30 The Ex Best Thing M See how former partners get on finding a new match for their former flames. 0 9:30 N Filthy House SOS Jon and Brennan bring Britain’s filthiest and most cluttered houses back to life. 0 10:30 Ten 7 – Aotearoa PG 3 A look at the people and communities affected by crime in Aotearoa. 0 11pm CSI MC 0

6am AM 9am Infomercials 10:30 Match Game PG 3 0 11:30 Newshub Live At 11.30am Noon Married At First Sight – US PG 1pm M Badge Of Betrayal M 2013 Thriller. A woman discovers that her former husband has faked their son’s death in order to ruin her life. She fights to prove he is alive. Julie Benz, Rick Ravanello. 3pm Cutthroat Kitchen PG 0 3:55 Room Crashers 0 4:30 Newshub Live At 4:30pm 5pm Gold Rush PG The Hoffman crew aims for its biggest weigh-in of the season; Parker’s new cut is frozen; Tony has dredge issues. 0 6pm Newshub Live At 6pm 7pm The Project 7:30 7 Days M New Zealand comedians pit their wits against the week’s news and each other. 8:30 Ahir Shah – Dots 16 British comedian Ahir Shah explores identity, faith, family and the desire for certainty in uncertain times. 0 10pm Newshub Late 10:30 NCIS M 3 0 11:25 Live At The Apollo 16 3 0

8am Henry Danger PGV 0 8:25 The Casagrandes 3 0 8:50 The Moe Show 3 0 9am Wheel Of Fortune 3 9:30 F Five Bedrooms MLC 3 0 10:30 Big Love MC 0 11:30 Royal Pains MVSC 12:30 Duncanville MC 1pm House MC 0 2pm The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 3 3pm Wheel Of Fortune 3:30 Jeopardy 4pm American Pickers PGC 3 5pm Fish Of The Day PGC 3 0 5:30 Prime News 6pm Storage Wars PGL 3 0 7pm Pawn Stars PGC 3 7:30 Designing Dreams 3 Matthew and architect Pip Cheshire explore what the future of innercity living. A tour of the Britomart Precinct, where Pip was a lead designer. 0 8:30 F Julia M A series inspired by TV chef Julia Child’s extraordinary life. 0 9:30 Bull MLC TAC has to prepare a defence for a midwife accused of practising without a license in a Mennonite community. 0 10:30 The Crowd Goes Wild 11pm UFC On Sky 11:30 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 12:30 Infomercials

6am Mystery Of The Lost Island PG 7am The Pioneer Woman 7:30 Valerie’s Home Cooking 8am Bobby And Giada In Italy 9am Mysteries At The Museum PG 10am Money For Nothing 11am Restored 11:55 Turquoise Fever 12:55 Big Family Farm 1:55 Kings Of The Wood 2:50 Grizzly Project PG 3:50 Rick Stein’s India 5:05 Mysteries At The Museum PG 6pm Money For Nothing 7pm Griff’s Canadian Adventure PG Griff finishes his journey across Canada in British Columbia. He discovers what it is about this place that makes people so happy. 8pm Newshub Live At 8pm 8:30 Finding Alice M Alice is short of money and must stop her home from being sold from under her. She finds a deed for land in Harry’s name. 9:30 Turquoise Fever Emily faces her fear of heights as the Ottesons build a perilous road to reach remote, cliff-top turquoise riches. 10:30 Griff’s Canadian Adventure PG Griff finishes his journey across Canada in British Columbia. He discovers what it is about this place that makes people so happy. 11:30 Flea Market Flip Midnight Infomercials

Friday

12:45 20/20 3 0 1:30 Te Karere 3 2:05 Infomercials 5:30 Te Karere 3

BRAVO 6am Infomercials 10am Hoarders PG 3 10:55 Bar Rescue PGLC 3 11:45 Killer Couples MVC 3 12:40 Shark Tank PG 3 1:35 The Real Housewives Of New York City M 3 2:35 Hoarders PG 3 3:30 Top Chef PG 4:30 Shark Tank PG 3 5:30 Shark Tank PG 6:30 Bar Rescue PGLC 7:30 Ghost Hunters PGC The Perry-Mansfield Performing Arts Camp has long been plagued by reports of paranormal encounters. 8:30 Below Deck: Sailing Yacht M Tom continues to spiral over his mistakes, while juggling devastating news from back home. 9:30 The Real Housewives Of Orange County M Heather celebrates the completion of a new project; Dr Jen prepares to launch a new business; Emily meets with an Innocence Project exoneree. 10:30 Killer Couples MVC 3 The death of a wealthy businessman exposes a bizarre murder conspiracy. 11:25 Accident, Suicide Or Murder? MC 3 12:15 Infomercials

Friday

12:50 Extant PG 0 1:35 Emmerdale PG 3 0 2am Infomercials 3am Wentworth 16VL 3 0 3:50 How To Get Away With Murder M 3 0 4:35 Neighbours PG 3 0 5am Infomercials

SKY 5 6am Jeopardy! 6:25 Wheel Of Fortune 6:45 Pawn Stars PG 7:10 Counting Cars PG 7:35 Ax Men ML 8:25 Border Security M 8:50 Storage Wars PGL 9:15 Storage Wars PGL 9:40 The Mentalist MVC 10:30 Person Of Interest M 11:30 Pawn Stars PG Noon Jeopardy! 12:25 Wheel Of Fortune 12:50 FBI – Most Wanted MV 1:40 Lethal Weapon 16VLSC 2:30 The Mentalist MVC 3:20 Ax Men ML 4:10 Jeopardy! 4:35 Wheel Of Fortune 5pm Counting Cars PG 5:30 Pawn Stars PG 6pm Storage Wars PGL 6:30 Storage Wars PGL 7pm Border Security M 7:30 The Mentalist MVC 8:30 Treadstone M 9:30 Seal Team 16VLC 10:30 Person Of Interest M 11:30 Ax Men ML

Friday

12:30 Wheel Of Fortune 1am Jeopardy! 1:25 Border Security M 1:50 Seal Team 16VLC 2:40 Treadstone MA 3:30 Storage Wars PGL 3:55 Storage Wars PGL 4:20 Person Of Interest M 5:10 The Mentalist MVC

Friday

12:20 Infomercials 5:30 AM Early

MOVIES PREMIERE

MOVIES GREAtS

7am Dream Horse PGL 2021 Drama. Toni Collette, Damian Lewis. 8:55 The Glorias MLSC 2020 Drama. Julianne Moore, Alicia Vikander. 11:20 Antebellum 16VL 2020 Thriller. Janelle Monae, Jena Malone. 1:05 The Professor And The Madman MVC 2019 Drama. Mel Gibson. 3:10 The Dry 16V 2020 Drama. Eric Bana, Genevieve O’Reilly. 5:05 Dawn Raid ML 2020 Documentary. 6:45 The Night House MVLSC 2020 Horror. Rebecca Hall, Sarah Goldberg. 8:30 Reminiscence MVC 2021 Sci-fi. Nick Bannister, a private investigator of the mind, navigates the past to help his clients access lost memories. Hugh Jackman, Rebecca Ferguson. 10:30 Voyagers 16V 2021 Adventure. A crew of astronauts on a multigenerational mission descend into paranoia and madness, not knowing what is real or not. Colin Farrell, Tye Sheridan, LilyRose Depp.

6:55 Interstellar ML 2014 Sci-fi. Matthew McConaughey, Anne Hathaway. 9:40 The Dark Knight Rises MV 2012 Action Thriller. Christian Bale, Tom Hardy, Anne Hathaway. 12:20 Robocop MV 2014 Action. Joel Kinnaman, Gary Oldman. 2:17 We Own The Night 16VL 2007 Crime. 4:15 The Matrix MV 1999 Sci-fi Thriller. 6:30 Lion PG 2016 Drama. Dev Patel, Rooney Mara, Nicole Kidman. 8:30 The Legend Of Tarzan MV 2016 Adventure. Unaware he is being used as a pawn for greed and revenge, Tarzan returns to the Congo, leading to a battle between industry and nature. Alexander Skarsgard. 10:20 The Matrix Revolutions MV 2003 Sci-fi Action. Neo is trapped between the Matrix and the Source as the machines threaten to crush Zion, but the real threat is Smith. Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne, CarrieAnne Moss, Hugo Weaving.

12:15 Let Him Go MVC 2020 Thriller. 2:05 Dirt Music MLS 2019 Drama. 3:47 All My Life ML 2020 Drama. 5:17 Shadow In The Cloud 16V 2021 Action.

12:30 Unbroken MV 2014 Drama. 2:45 Money Monster MVLS 2016 Thriller. 4:25 Assault On Precinct 13 16VL 2005 Action.

Friday

SKY SPORt 1 6am French Top 14 Rugby (RPL) Brive v Toulouse. 8am Super Rugby Pacific (HLS) Moana Pasifika v Force. 8:30 Super Rugby U20 (RPL) New Zealand Barbarians v Crusaders. 10:30 Super Rugby U20 (RPL) Chiefs v Hurricanes. 12:30 Super Rugby U20 (RPL) Blues v Highlanders. 2:30 Super Rugby Pacific (HLS) Moana Pasifika v Force. 2:45 First XV Rugby (RPL) Lindisfarne College v Wesley College. 4:30 Super Rugby Pacific (HLS) Reds v Moana Pasifika. 5pm Super Rugby U20 (HLS) Day Two. 6pm Super Rugby Pacific (HLS) Chiefs v Force. 6:30 UFC On Sky 7pm GrassRoots Rugby 8pm Inside Netball 8:30 The Crowd Goes Wild 9pm UFC On Sky 9:30 GrassRoots Rugby 10:30 Inside Netball 11pm Cycling – Giro D’Italia (HLS) Stage 17 – Ponte di Legno to Lavarone. 11:30 L Cycling – Giro D’italia Stage 18 – Borgo Valsugana to Treviso.

Friday

3:35 Super Rugby Pacific (RPL) Chiefs v Force. 5:35 Rugby Nation

6:30 Waiata Mai 3 6:40 ZooMoo 3 6:50 Taki Atu Taki Mai 3 7am Darwin And Newts 3 7:10 Smooth 3 7:20 Haati Paati 3 7:30 Kia Mau 3 7:40 Kainga Whakapaipai 3 7:50 Paia 3 8am Polyfest 3 8:30 Oranga Ngakau 3 9:30 Whanau Living 3 10am Kai With Anne Thorp 3 10:30 Toi Te Ora 3 11am Moving Out With Kanoa Noon Te Ao Tapatahi 12:30 Sidewalk Karaoke 3 1:05 Moko 3 1:30 Ako 3 2 3:05 Waiata Mai 3 3:15 ZooMoo 3 3:25 Taki Atu Taki Mai 3 3:35 Darwin And Newts 3 3:45 Smooth 3 3:55 Haati Paati 4:05 Kia Mau 3 4:15 Kainga Whakapaipai 3 4:25 Paia 3 4:35 Polyfest 3 5pm Paia 3 5:15 Haka Life 3 5:30 Taikura Kapa Haka Festival 3 6pm Te Arawa 3 6:30 Te Ao Marama 7pm Fresh PG 7:30 Funny Whare – Gamesnight PG 3 8pm The Walkers PG 3 8:30 Lucky Dip 3 9pm Queer And Here PG The story of LGBTQI+ pioneer and intersex advocate Mani Mitchell; catch up with MP Chloe Swarbrick and former MP Louisa Wall. Hosted by Aniwa Whaiapu Koloamatangi. 9:30 Ahikaroa MLC 3 10pm Mura O Te Ahi PG 3 10:30 He Aha To Say? 3 11pm Te Ao Marama 11:30 Closedown

UKtV 6:20 EastEnders PG 6:50 The Graham Norton Show PG 7:40 The Bill M 8:30 Midsomer Murders M 10:10 Father Brown PG 11am Doc Martin M 11:50 Midsomer Murders M 1:30 The Bill M 2:20 London Kills PG 3:15 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown MLS 4:10 The Graham Norton Show MLS 5:10 Who Do You Think You Are? PG Kate Winslet. 6:20 Qi M 6:55 EastEnders PG 7:30 Qi ML Clive Anderson, Jo Brand and Jimmy Carr talk about new things with Sandi. 8pm Would I Lie To You? PG 8:35 Dragons’ Den PG Pitches include plantable children’s books and an at-home private chef service. 9:45 The Graham Norton Show PG 10:45 Sister Boniface Mysteries PG 11:40 Midsomer Murders M

Friday

1:20 Qi M 1:50 Qi ML 2:20 Would I Lie To You? PG 2:50 Who Do You Think You Are? PG 3:50 The Graham Norton Show PG 4:40 Call The Midwife MC 5:35 The Vicar Of Dibley PG 26May22

DIScOVERY 6:05 Man Caves PG 6:30 How Do They Do It? PG 6:55 How The Universe Works PG 7:45 Barnwood Builders PG 8:35 Demolition Down Under PG 9:25 Fast N’ Loud PG 10:20 Deadliest Catch – Bloodline PG 11:15 Bering Sea Gold MLC Frozen Chokehold. 12:10 Blowing Up History PG 1:05 Naked And Afraid MLC Sand Trapped. 2pm Homestead Rescue – Raney Ranch PG One if by River, Two if by Air. 2:55 Gold Rush MLC 3:50 Demolition Down Under PG 4:45 Outback Opal Hunters PG 5:40 Gold Rush MLC 7:30 Gold Rush MLC Ends of the Earth. 8:30 Gold Rush – White Water MLC Never Back Down. 9:40 Dino Hunters PG The Verdict Is In Nano Or Trex. 10:30 Alaskan Bush People PG All For One. 11:25 Naked And Afraid MLC No Rain No Gain.

Friday

12:15 Barnwood Builders PG 1:05 Blowing Up History PG 1:55 Gold Rush PG 2:45 Naked And Afraid MLC 3:35 Bering Sea Gold MLC 4:25 Homestead Rescue – Raney Ranch PG 5:15 Outback Opal Hunters PG

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Interior Design Masters With Alan Carr, at 8:30pm

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown, at 8:30pm

My Mother’s Murder, at 1pm

Law And Order – Organized Crime, at 8:30pm

I Hart Food, at 4pm

6am Breakfast 0 9am The Ellen DeGeneres Show PG 0 10am Tipping Point 3 0 11am The Chase 3 0 Noon 1 News At Midday 0 12:30 Emmerdale PG 0 1pm Hollyoaks PG 0 2pm Coronation Street PG 3 0 3pm Tipping Point 3 0 4pm Te Karere 2 4:30 Neighbours PG Levi cannot forgive Freya; Corey pivots his plans to get to Harlow. 0 5pm The Chase 3 0 6pm 1 News At 6pm 0 7pm Seven Sharp 0 7:30 The Repair Shop PG Expert craftspeople restore heirlooms and treasured antiques. 0 8:30 Interior Design Masters With Alan Carr PG The designers are off to the cathedral city of Salisbury to transform three very different shops. 0 9:45 Selling Houses Australia Property experts show people how to maximise their profits and achieve a quick sale. 0 10:50 1 News Tonight 0 11:20 Shortland Street PG 3 0 11:50 Good With Wood PG 3 0

6am Les Mills Born To Move 0 6:25 Children’s Programmes 0 9am Infomercials 9:30 Les Mills Grit Cardio 0 10am Home And Away PG 3 0 10:30 Shortland Street PG 3 0 11am The Mindy Project MV 0 11:30 Charmed M 0 12:30 Heroes PG 0 1:20 Drew Barrymore Show PG 0 2:15 Superstore PG 0 2:35 Sabrina The Teenage Witch 0 3:30 The Feed 5pm Big Brother Australia PG 0 6:30 Home And Away PG Logan and Xander clash over patient care; Millie does a disappearing act; Theo reveals his secret talent. 0 7pm Shortland Street PG 0 7:30 Travel Guides Australia In NZ M The Aussie guides travel to Queenstown where they must enjoy the scenery from a motor home. 0 8:30 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown M Comedy game show using letters and numbers, hosted by Jimmy Carr. 0 9:30 Dinner Date M 0 10:30 Paranormal Caught On Camera M A Florida man records a werewolf in his garden; a cat returns from the grave; two Chinese explorers glimpse into a haunted mirror. 0 11:30 Love Life 16LS 0

8am Henry Danger PGV 0 8:25 The Casagrandes 3 0 8:50 The Moe Show 3 0 9am Wheel Of Fortune 3 9:30 Evil MVC 3 0 10:30 Big Love MSC 0 11:30 Royal Pains MVC 12:30 Duncanville MC 1pm House MVLC 0 2pm The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 3 3pm Wheel Of Fortune 3:30 Jeopardy 4pm American Pickers PGC 3 5pm Fish Of The Day PGC 3 0 5:30 Prime News 6pm Storage Wars PGL 3 0 7pm The Ditch 7:30 Pawn Stars PG A seller brings in an antique key gun; Rick strikes gold with a Pink Floyd album. 8:30 Law And Order – Organized Crime MVC Stabler asks Bell to have his back when they have to defend their actions; Jet and Malachi try to pin down Wheatley. 0 9:30 Rugby League – NRL (DLY) Panthers v Cowboys. From Bluebet Stadium, Penrith. 11:30 Raw PVC

12:45 Schitt’s Creek ML 3 0 1:35 Te Karere 3 2am Infomercials 5:30 Religious Programming

12:05 Kung Fu MV 0 12:50 Evil 16 0 1:35 Emmerdale PG 3 0 2am Infomercials 3am America’s Got Talent 3 0

6am AM With Ryan Bridge, Melissa Chan-Green, William Waiirua and Bernadine Oliver-Kerby. 9am Infomercials 10:30 Gold Rush 3 Miners of the Yukon hope to strike it rich. 0 11:30 Newshub Live At 11.30am Noon N Ready To Love M 1pm M My Mother’s Murder M 2018 Thriller. After being falsely accused of murdering her mother, a woman decides to return to her home town to find out the truth. Megan Park, Austin Highsmith. 2:55 Cutthroat Kitchen PG 0 3:55 Room Crashers 0 4:30 Newshub Live At 4:30pm 5pm Gold Rush PG 3 The Hoffman crew gets stuck in the mud; Parker breaks his excavator; Tony gets hit where it hurts most. 0 6pm Newshub Live At 6pm 7pm The Project 7:30 M Jack Reacher M 2012 Action. A homicide investigator digs deeper into a case involving a trained military sniper who shot five random victims. Tom Cruise, Rosamund Pike. 0 10pm Newshub Late 10:30 The Rookie M 3 Nolan is finding that becoming a training officer is harder than he expected; Chen considers going undercover. 0 11:25 7 Days M 3 12:20 Infomercials

6am Grizzly Project PG 7am The Pioneer Woman 7:30 Valerie’s Home Cooking 7:55 Rick Stein’s India 9:10 Mysteries At The Museum PG 10:05 Money For Nothing 11:05 Restored Noon Turquoise Fever 1pm Finding Alice M 2pm Griff’s Canadian Adventure PG 3pm Cat v Dog PG 4pm I Hart Food Hannah Hart tastes some unique recipes including Mongolian BBQ lamb ribs, tandoori fried chicken and blueberry BBQ sauce. 4:30 Comfort Food Tour Mark and Ryan meet chef Eddie Jackson at his eclectic eatery; they try cheesy lasagne at a family-run restaurant. 5pm Mysteries At The Museum PG 6pm Money For Nothing 7pm This Time Next Year UK PG 8pm Newshub Live At 8pm 8:30 Dancing On Ice PG Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby host the celebrity skating challenge. 10:30 This Time Next Year UK PG A woman who wants to be able to smile for the first time in 30 years; a music teacher who wants to become a published author. 11:30 Flea Market Flip Midnight Infomercials

Saturday

BRAVO

Saturday

SKY 5

6am Infomercials 10am Hoarders PG 3 10:55 Bar Rescue PGLC 3 11:45 Killer Couples MVC 3 12:40 Shark Tank PG 3 1:40 The Real Housewives Of New York City M 3 2:40 Hoarders PG 3 3:35 Top Chef PG 4:35 Shark Tank PG 3 5:35 Shark Tank PG 6:35 Bar Rescue PGLC San Antonio’s wild mum parties hard while her bar peters out. 7:30 M Les Miserables MVS 2012 Musical Drama. In politically fraught 19th-century France, a convict jailed for a petty crime leaves prison to find a new life, but is pursued by the obsessive policeman who arrested him. Hugh Jackman, Amanda Seyfried. 0 10:30 Killer Couples MVC 3 A woman’s friendship with a younger man comes under suspicion when her husband is brutally murdered. 11:25 Accident, Suicide Or Murder? MVC 3 A car crash on a rural highway leaves a woman dead while her husband walks away unscathed. It appears to be a tragic accident. 12:20 Infomercials

6am Jeopardy! 6:25 Wheel Of Fortune 6:45 Pawn Stars PG 7:10 Counting Cars PG 7:35 Ax Men ML 8:25 Border Security M 8:50 Storage Wars PGL 9:15 Storage Wars PGL 9:40 The Mentalist MVC 10:30 Person Of Interest M 11:30 Pawn Stars PG Noon Jeopardy! 12:25 Wheel Of Fortune 12:50 Treadstone MA 1:40 Seal Team 16VLC 2:30 The Mentalist MVC 3:20 Ax Men ML 4:10 Jeopardy! 4:35 Wheel Of Fortune 5pm Counting Cars PG 5:30 Pawn Stars PG 6pm Storage Wars PGL 6:30 Storage Wars PGL 7pm Border Security M 7:30 The Mentalist MVC 8:30 Pawn Stars PGC 9:30 Pawn Stars PGC 10:30 Person Of Interest M 11:30 Ax Men ML

Saturday

12:30 Wheel Of Fortune 1am Jeopardy! 1:25 Border Security M 1:50 Pawn Stars PGC 2:40 Pawn Stars PGC 3:30 Storage Wars PGL 3:55 Storage Wars PGL 4:20 Person Of Interest M 5:10 The Mentalist MVC

Saturday

12:30 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 1:30 Infomercials

MOVIES PREMIERE

MOVIES GREAtS

6:37 French Exit MLS 2021 Comedy. Michelle Pfeiffer, Lucas Hedges. 8:25 The Empty Man 16VC 2020 Horror. James Badge Dale, Stephen Root. 10:40 The Devil Has A Name 16VLSC 2021 Drama. Kate Bosworth, David Strathairn. 12:15 Locked Down MLC 2021 Comedy. Anne Hathaway, Chiwetel Ejiofor. 2:10 The Suicide Squad 16VLC 2021 Adventure. 4:20 The Call 16VLSC 2020 Horror. 6pm Wonder Woman 1984 MV 2020 Action. Gal Gadot, Chris Pine. 8:30 Let Them All Talk ML 2020 Comedy. A celebrated author goes on a cruise in an effort to find fun and happiness, while she heals old wounds. Meryl Streep, Candice Bergen. 10:20 Crisis 16VC 2020 Thriller. The lives of an undercover cop, a professor and a grieving mother collide in dramatic fashion against the backdrop of the opioid epidemic. Gary Oldman, Armie Hammer.

6:15 The Day After Tomorrow M 2004 Action. Dennis Quaid, Jake Gyllenhaal. 8:15 The Soloist ML 2009 Drama. Jamie Foxx, Robert Downey jr. 10:10 Pride And Prejudice 2005 Drama. 12:15 The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo 16VLS 2011 Crime. 2:50 The Imitation Game MC 2014 Drama. 4:40 Twilight Saga – Eclipse MV 2010 Fantasy. 6:40 Green Lantern MV 2011 Action. Ryan Reynolds, Blake Lively. 8:30 Daredevil MV 2003 Action Fantasy. A man blinded by toxic waste, which has enhanced his remaining senses, fights crime as a superhero. Based on the Marvel comics. Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garner, Colin Farrell. 10:10 Patriots Day 16VLC 2016 Drama. In the wake of the Boston Marathon bombings, a community comes together despite destruction and chaos, to hunt the perpetrators and serve justice. Mark Wahlberg, Kevin Bacon.

Saturday

12:15 Archenemy 16VLC 2020 Action. 1:45 Archive MLC 2020 Drama. 3:35 The Empty Man 16VC 2020 Horror. 5:50 In The Heights PGL 2021 Musical.

Saturday

12:20 Mahana MSC 2016 Drama. 2am Brokeback Mountain MVLS 2004 Drama. 4:15 The Day After Tomorrow M 2004 Action.

SKY SPORt 1

UKtV

6am L Darts – Premier League Night 16. From the Utilita Arena, Newcastle. 9:30 French Top 14 Highlights Show 10am Rugby Nation 10:30 Super Rugby Pacific Reds v Moana Pasifika. 12:30 Aotearoa Rugby Pod 1pm Super Rugby Pacific Hurricanes v Rebels. 1:30 Super Rugby Pacific Crusaders v Fijian Drua. 2pm Rugby Heaven 2:45 First XV Rugby Lindisfarne College v Wesley College. 4:30 L First XV Rugby Christ’s College v Christchurch Boys’ High. 6:15 Super Rugby Pacific Hurricanes v Rebels. 6:30 Super Rugby Pacific Highlanders v Waratahs. 7pm L Super Rugby Pacific Crusaders v Reds. From Orangetheory Stadium, Christchurch. 10pm L Japan Rugby League One Honda Heat v Green Rockets. From Osaka.

Saturday

Midnight World Sevens Series Toulouse – Day Two. 1:25 World Sevens Series Toulouse – Day Three. 2:55 L Currie Cup Bulls v Pumas. From Loftus Versfeld, Pretoria. 5am Darts – Premier League

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6:30 Waiata Mai 3 6:40 Mahi Pai 3 6:50 Takaro Tribe 3 7am Darwin And Newts 3 7:10 Tamariki Haka 3 7:20 Te Nutube 7:30 Kia Mau 3 7:40 Cube 7:50 Huritua 3 8am Tribe 3 8:30 Oranga Ngakau 3 9:30 Whanau Living 3 10am Hangi Pit Masters 3 10:30 Toi Te Ora 3 11am Mura O Te Ahi PG 3 11:30 Fresh PG 3 Noon Te Ao Tapatahi 12:30 Iwi Anthems 3 1:05 Off The Grid With Pio 3 1:30 Ako 3 2 3:05 Waiata Mai 3 3:15 Mahi Pai 3 3:25 Takaro Tribe 3 3:35 Darwin And Newts 3 3:45 Tamariki Haka 3 3:55 Te Nutube 3 4:05 Kia Mau 3 4:15 Cube 4:25 Huritua 3 4:35 Polyfest 3 5pm Paia 3 5:15 Haka Life 3 5:30 Taikura Kapa Haka Festival 3 6pm Te Arawa 3 6:30 Te Ao Marama 7pm Pacific Island Food Revolution 3 8pm Kai Safari 3 8:30 Intrepid Journeys New Zealand celebrities travel in the developing world in search of real adventures. Te Radar is in Mali. 9:30 N Skindigenous Indigenous tattooing traditions from around the world. The Huitoto tribe call the Amazon forest home. 10pm Rage Against The Rangatahi PG 3 10:30 Ki Tua 3 11pm Te Ao Marama 11:30 Closedown

DIScOVERY

6:15 EastEnders PG 6:45 The Graham Norton Show MLS 7:35 The Bill M 8:25 Midsomer Murders M 10:05 Father Brown PG 10:55 Doc Martin M 11:45 Midsomer Murders M 1:30 The Bill M 2:20 Sanditon MSC 3:15 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown MLS 4:10 The Graham Norton Show 16L 5:10 Who Do You Think You Are? PG Katherine Ryan. 6:20 Qi M 6:55 EastEnders PG 7:30 Qi PG Sandi tries to organise an omnishambles with the help of Josh Widdicombe, Stephen K Amon, Cally Beaton, and Alan Davies. 8pm Would I Lie To You? PG 8:35 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown MLS 9:35 All Round To Mrs Brown’s MLS 10:40 The Jonathan Ross Show M 11:35 Midsomer Murders M

6:05 Man Caves PG 6:30 How Do They Do It? PG 6:55 How The Universe Works PG 7:45 Barnwood Builders PG 8:35 Demolition Down Under PG 9:25 Fast N’ Loud PG 10:20 Gold Rush MLC 11:15 Gold Rush – White Water MLC Never Back Down. 12:35 Man Caves PG Japanese Tea Garden Cave. 1:05 Blowing Up History PG 2pm Naked And Afraid MLC No Rain No Gain. 2:55 Homestead Rescue – Raney Ranch PG Raney Days are A’comin. 3:50 Gold Rush MLC 5:30 Outback Opal Hunters PG 6:30 Dirty Jobs MLC Rodbuster, Galvanizer. 7:30 Gold Rush MLC Ends of the Earth. 8:30 Aussie Gold Hunters PG Gold Fever. 9:30 Sydney Harbour Force PG 10:30 Mysteries At The Museum PG 11:25 Naked And Afraid MLC Mile High Clubbed.

1:15 Qi M 1:45 Qi PG 2:15 Would I Lie To You? PG 2:45 Who Do You Think You Are? PG 3:45 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown MLS 4:35 All Round To Mrs Brown’s MLS 5:30 Fawlty Towers PG

12:15 Barnwood Builders PG 1:05 Blowing Up History PG 1:55 Gold Rush MLC 2:45 Naked And Afraid MLC 3:35 Bering Sea Gold MLC 4:25 Homestead Rescue – Raney Ranch PG 5:15 Outback Opal Hunters PG

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Finding Your Feet, at 9pm

Cars 3, at 7pm

Minions, at 7pm

Honey Wars, at 5pm

Love And Other Impossible Pursuits, at 8:30pm

6am Te Karere 3 2 6:30 Country Calendar 3 0 7am Rural Delivery 3 0 7:30 Infomercials 8:30 Religious Programming 9am Asia Unplated With Diana Chan 3 0 9:30 Tagata Pasifika 10am John And Lisa’s Weekend Kitchen 0 11am Who Wants To Be A Millionaire UK 3 0 12:10 Miranda PG 3 0 1:25 Sarah Beeny’s Renovate Don’t Relocate 0 2:25 Bling 0 3:30 My Unique B&B 0 4:30 A New Zealand Food Story PG 0 5pm The Chase 3 0 6pm 1 News At 6pm 0 7pm Tipping Point Lucky Stars 3 0 8pm Lotto 8:05 The Wall The game show that changes lives with the drop of a ball. 0 9pm M Finding Your Feet ML 3 2017 Comedy. With retirement on the horizon, a woman’s life is changed when she discovers her husband is having an affair with her best friend. Joanna Lumley, Imelda Staunton. 0 11:05 Trigger Point 16VL 0

6am The Wiggles’ World 3 0 6:10 Postman Pat 0 6:25 Apollo’s Tall Tales 3 0 6:35 PJ Masks 3 0 7am Love Monster 3 0 7:10 Madagascar – A Little Wild 0 7:30 SpongeBob SquarePants 3 0 7:55 Turbo Fast 0 8:20 The Croods – Family Tree 0 8:40 Dragons – Riders Of Berk 3 0 9:05 Ninjago 3 0 9:15 Power Rangers Beast Morphers 0 9:40 The Simpsons PG 3 0 10am Fresh PG 0 10:30 The Walkers PG 3 0 11am Would I Lie To You? PG 3 0 12:10 America’s Got Talent 0 1:10 Mike And Molly PG 0 2pm The Good Witch PG 0 2:50 Star Trek – Discovery PGV 0 3:55 Star Trek – Strange New Worlds PGC 0 5pm N Superman And Lois PG Lois and Clark struggle; Chrissy adjusts to running The Smallville Gazette with Lois; Jonathan faces challenges on the football field. 0 6pm The Cube 0 7pm M Cars 3 3 2017 Animated. Owen Wilson, Cristela Alonzo. 0 8:50 M Suicide Squad 16VC 2016 Action. A secret government agency recruits a group of incarcerated super villains to stop a powerful, ancient entity. Will Smith, Margot Robbie. 0 11:05 Bel Air 16L 0

6am Charles Stanley PG 6:30 Infomercials 9:30 Newshub Nation In-depth weekly current affairs show. 10:30 F Kevin McCloud’s Rough Guide To The Future PG 3 0 11:30 You Live In What? 0 12:30 Grand Designs UK PG 3 0 1:30 Dancing With The Stars NZ 3 0 3pm Dancing With The Stars NZ 3 0 4pm Buddy v Duff PG 5pm Dodgeball Thunderdome PG 6pm Newshub Live At 6pm 7pm M Minions 3 2015 Animated. The Minions are recruited by a super-villain who hatches a plot to take over the world. Voices of Pierre Coffin, Sandra Bullock. 8:50 M Girls Trip 16 3 2017 Comedy. Four best friends travel to New Orleans, rediscovering their wild sides along the way. Regina Hall, Queen Latifah. 0 11:20 M Vows Of Deceit M 3 2018 Thriller. After a couple decide to marry, the wife becomes increasingly suspicious of her seemingly perfect husband. Katherine Bailess, Damon Dayoub. 0

6am Infomercials 8am Top Wing 0 8:25 The Moe Show 3 0 8:35 We Bare Bears PG 0 9:15 Monster Beach PG 0 9:30 Ben 10 PG 0 9:50 SmackDown PGV 3 10:50 Judge Judy PG 11:20 Whose Line Is It Anyway? PGC 0 12:30 L Rugby – First XV Whangarei Boys’ High v Rosmini College. 2:30 We Bare Bears PG 3 0 3pm Monster Beach PG 3 0 3:15 Ben 10 PG 3 0 3:35 Wheel Of Fortune 3 4pm Judge Judy PG 5pm Honey Wars PGL 3 After two years of poor returns, the Murrays harvest honey from their far north sites; Rob tries to resurrect a tractor. 0 5:30 Prime News 6pm American Pickers PGC 3 7pm Storage Wars PGL 3 0 7:30 L Basketball – NBL Tuatara v Bulls. From Eventfinda Stadium, Auckland. 9:30 Super Rugby Pacific (DLY) Moana Pasifika v Brumbies. From Mt Smart Stadium, Auckland. 11:30 Rugby League – NRL (DLY) Warriors v Knights.

6am Cat v Dog PG 7am The Pioneer Woman 7:30 Valerie’s Home Cooking 8am I Hart Food 8:30 Comfort Food Tour 9am Mysteries At The Museum PG 10am Money For Nothing 11am Restored Noon Dancing On Ice PG 2pm This Time Next Year UK PG 3pm Little Giants PG 3:30 Little Giants PG 4pm The Best Thing I Ever Ate Ali Khan makes a beeline for a pistachio chicken salad in Austin, Texas. 4:30 The Best Thing I Ever Ate Jonathon Sawyer is in Dayton for a rib-eye cut fit for a king. 5pm Mysteries At The Museum PG A battle against a medical nightmare; a colourful canvas hiding an artful truth; a boot that was worn during a notorious murder. 6pm Money For Nothing 7pm My Lottery Dream Home International 7:30 Celebrity Catch Phrase PG 8:30 M Love And Other Impossible Pursuits M 2009 Drama. The story of a woman’s difficult relationship with her stepson. Natalie Portman, Scott Cohen. 10:40 Celebrity Catch Phrase PG 11:40 Flea Market Flip 12:10 Infomercials

Sunday

1am Bloom 16 0 1:55 Nashville PG 3 0 3:25 Infomercials 5:30 Religious Programming

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6am Infomercials 10am Shark Tank PG 3 10:50 Keeping Up With The Kardashians PGLC 3 11:50 Keeping Up With The Kardashians PGLC 3 12:50 Southern Charm PGLSC 3 1:45 Southern Charm PGLSC 3 2:40 Tiny House Nation PG 3 3:40 Hoarders PG 3 4:35 Ghost Hunters PGC 3 5:35 Bar Rescue PGLC 3 6:30 Undercover Boss PG 7:30 Botched PGC 3 8:30 The Real Housewives Of Miami M Larsa puts her house on the market; Nicole reveals her traumatic childhood; Alexia meets Herman’s lover. 9:30 The Real Housewives Of New Jersey M Margaret and Teresa face-off; Jennifer reveals the state of her marriage; Jackie sheds further light on her eating disorder. 10:30 Buried In The Backyard MVC 3 11:25 Snapped MVC 3

Sunday

12:15 Infomercials 5am Top Chef PG 3

Sunday

12:05 M Police Academy M 1984 Comedy. 0 1:40 America’s Got Talent 3 0 3:10 The 100 PGV 3 0 3:55 Bob Hearts Abishola 3 0 4:15 2 Tunes 4:35 Fresh PG 3 0 5am Religious Programming

6am Counting Cars PG 6:30 Counting Cars PG 6:55 Borderforce US – The Bridges PG 7:45 Traffic Cops PGVC 8:35 RBT MC 9am South Beach Tow 16VLC 9:30 South Beach Tow 16VLC 10am Pawn Stars PGL 11am NXT PGV Noon SmackDown MVC 2:05 South Beach Tow 16VLC 2:35 South Beach Tow 16VLC 3:05 Mighty Machines PG 3:35 Mighty Machines PG 4:05 Traffic Cops PGVC 5pm Borderforce US – The Bridges PG 6pm Tough As Nails PGC 7pm RBT MC 7:30 Pawn Stars PGL 8:30 Border Security – Canada’s Frontline M 9pm South Beach Tow 16VLC 9:30 South Beach Tow 16VLC 10pm Counting Cars PG 10:30 Counting Cars PG 11pm Border Security – Australia’s Frontline M 11:30 Traffic Cops PGVC

Sunday

12:20 Tough As Nails PGC 1:20 RBT MC 1:50 Pawn Stars PGL 2:50 Border Security – Canada’s Frontline M 3:20 NXT PGV 4:05 South Beach Tow 16VLC 4:35 South Beach Tow 16VLC 5:05 Counting Cars PG 5:30 Counting Cars PG

Sunday

1:15 Infomercials 5am Life TV PG 5:30 Charles Stanley PG

Sunday

1:30 NXT PGV 2:30 Infomercials

MOVIES PREMIERE

MOVIES GREAtS

8:10 Six Minutes To Midnight MV 2021 Drama. Eddie Izzard, Judi Dench. 9:50 Fatman 16V 2020 Comedy. 11:30 Target Number One 16VLSC 2020 Thriller. 1:35 Words On Bathroom Walls MLC 2020 Drama. 3:25 The Nest 16L 2020 Drama. 5:10 The Marksman MVL 2021 Action. 6:55 Strange But True MLC 2019 Thriller. Margaret Qualley, Nick Robinson. 8:30 The New Mutants MVLC 2020 Action. Five young mutants, just discovering their abilities while held in a secret facility against their will, fight to escape their past sins. Maisie Williams, Anya Taylor-Joy. 10:05 The Silencing MVLSC 2020 Action. A reformed hunter teams up with the local sheriff to track a vicious killer who may have kidnapped his daughter several years earlier. Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, Annabelle Wallis. 11:40 Alone 16VL 2020 Thriller. Jules Willcox, Marc Menchaca.

6:15 The Imitation Game MC 2014 Drama. Benedict Cumberbatch, Keira Knightley. 8:10 The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo 16VLS 2011 Crime. Daniel Craig, Rooney Mara, Christopher Plummer. 10:45 Mahana MSC 2016 Drama. Temuera Morrison, Akuhata Keefe, Nancy Brunning. 12:25 The Tourist MVL 2010 Drama. Johnny Depp, Angelina Jolie. 2:10 Inside Man MVL 2006 Crime. 4:15 The Vow PGLS 2012 Romance. 6pm The Dark Knight MV 2008 Action. Christian Bale, Heath Ledger. 8:30 Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1 MVS 2011 Fantasy. Bella and Edward must deal with the chain of consequences brought on by their marriage and the birth of a child. Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson. 10:25 Titanic ML 1997 Drama. A tale of love, courage, and faith set against the backdrop of the Titanic’s maiden voyage in 1912. Leonardo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet.

Sunday

1:20 The Forever Purge 16VL 2021 Action. 3:05 Breach 16VL 2020 Action. 4:35 Snake Eyes – GI Joe Origins MVL 2021 Action.

Sunday

1:35 The Devil’s Advocate 18VLS 1997 Drama. 3:55 Frost/Nixon ML 2008 Drama. 5:55 Hacksaw Ridge 16VC 2016 Drama.

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7:30 UFC On Sky 8am Aotearoa Rugby Pod 8:30 Currie Cup Bulls v Pumas. 10:30 Super Rugby Pacific Crusaders v Reds. 10:55 L Super Rugby U20 Blues v Crusaders. From Taupo. 12:55 L Super Rugby U20 NZ Barbarians v Hurricanes. From Taupo. 3pm L Super Rugby Pacific Fijian Drua v Chiefs. From Churchill Park, Lautoka. 5:20 First XV Rugby Christ’s College v Christchurch Boys’ High. 6pm Super Rugby Pacific Crusaders v Reds. 6:30 L Super Rugby Pacific Moana Pasifika v Brumbies. From Mt Smart Stadium, Auckland. 9:30 L Super Rugby Pacific Waratahs v Blues. From Leichhardt Oval, Sydney. 11:55 L Super Rugby Pacific Force v Hurricanes. From HBF Park, Perth.

Sunday

2am Japan Rugby League One Semi-final One – Sungoliath v Brave Lupus. 2:40 Heineken Champions Cup 3:10 Heineken Champions Cup 3:40 L Heineken Champions Cup Final – Leinster v La Rochelle.

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6:30 Waiata Mai 3 6:40 Purakau 3 6:50 Taki Atu Taki Mai 3 7am Tamariki Haka 3 7:10 Smooth 3 7:20 Te Nutube 3 7:30 Kia Mau 3 7:40 Cube 7:50 Paia 3 8am Polyfest 3 8:30 Pukana 3 9:30 Korero Mai 3 10:30 Ako 3 2 11am Haka Ngahau A-Rohe 3 Noon Te Whare Rakau 3 12:30 Ariki 3 1pm Whakatauki 3 1:30 Karanga – The First Voice 3 2pm Whaikorero 3 2:30 Iwi Anthems 3 3pm Intrepid Journeys PG 3 4pm Marae DIY 3 5pm Kai Safari 3 5:30 Shear Bro 3 6pm Matau Bros Gone Fishing PGL 3 Follow Matene, Dazza, and Jeff Cleave as they fish for knowledge and for kai mo te tepu. 6:30 My Party Song 3 The Modern Maori Quartet and their guests sing some of the greatest party songs. 7pm M The Silver Brumby 3 2016 Family. Caroline Goodall, Russell Crowe. 8:40 M Tangerines MLV 2017 War Drama. During the war in Abkhazia, an Estonian man who decided to stay to harvest his tangerines, takes in a wounded man. Lembit Ulfsak, Elmo Nüganen. 10:10 Billy T James PG 3 Showcasing Kiwi comedian Billy T James and his unique humour. 11:10 Closedown

6:05 Qi PG 6:35 Qi PG 7:05 Qi PG 7:35 Would I Lie To You? PG 8:10 Would I Lie To You? PG 8:40 Would I Lie To You? PG 9:05 The Bill M 9:50 The Bill M 10:40 The Bill M 11:30 The Bill M 12:20 The Bill M 1:10 Casualty PG 1:55 Mallorca Files PG 2:45 Holby City MC 4:05 Grantchester M 4:55 Grantchester M 5:40 Call The Midwife PG 6:45 Sister Boniface Mysteries PG 7:40 Casualty PG British drama series set in an inner city hospital. 8:30 Midsomer Murders M At the spring fayre, Barnaby and Jones sample the local cider, but Barnaby is ill as a body is found in the cider vat. 10:30 All Round To Mrs Brown’s MLS 11:30 Who Do You Think You Are? PG Daniel Radcliffe.

Sunday

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DIScOVERY 6:05 How Do They Do It? PG 6:30 Dino Hunters PG 7:20 Outback Opal Hunters PG 8:10 Outback Opal Hunters PG 9am Outback Opal Hunters PG 9:55 Outback Opal Hunters PG 10:50 Outback Opal Hunters PG 11:45 Bering Sea Gold MLC Frozen Chokehold. 12:40 Deadliest Catch – Bloodline PG The Harris Legacy. 1:35 Gold Rush MLC Ends Of The Earth. 2:30 Gold Rush – White Water MLC Never Back Down. 3:50 Aussie Lobster Men PG 4:45 Aussie Lobster Men PG 5:40 Aussie Lobster Men PG 6:35 Gold Rush – White Water PG Buried Alive. 7:30 Maine Cabin Masters PG A Legacy Preserved. 8:30 Homestead Rescue PG 9:30 Moonshiners – Master Distiller MLC 10:30 Nostradamus – End Of Days MLC 11:25 Aliens In Alaska PG

Sunday

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Fast And Furious, at 8:15pm

Dancing With The Stars NZ, at 7pm

The Cleaning Lady, at 8:30pm

Vice, at 8:30pm

6am Rural Delivery 3 0 6:25 Paddington Station PG 3 0 7:15 Tagata Pasifika 3 7:40 Praise Be 3 0 8:10 Secret Scotland 3 0 9am Q+A With Jack Tame 0 10am Waka Huia PG 10:30 Marae 2 11am F The Great British Sewing Bee 0 Noon Attitude 0 12:30 Fair Go 3 0 1pm Sunday 3 0 2pm Extreme Food Phobics PG 0 3pm Sarah Beeny’s New Life In The Country 0 4pm Susan Calman’s Grand Day Out PG 0 5pm The Chase 0 6pm 1 News At 6pm 0 7pm Country Calendar Take a look at rural life in New Zealand’s longest-running television series. 0 7:30 Sunday A weekly in-depth current affairs show, hosted by Miriama Kamo. 0 8:30 F George Clarke’s Remarkable Renovations PG George meets Bernie, whose daughter and son-in-law turn a ramshackle stable into the perfect retirement retreat. 0 9:30 The Pembrokeshire Murders 16LC (Mini-series) 3/3. 0 10:30 F Halifax Retribution MV 0 11:25 Clarice 16C 0 12:15 Infomercials

6am Kangaroo Beach 0 6:10 Bluey 3 0 6:40 Masha And The Bear 0 6:50 Care Bears – Unlock The Magic 3 0 7:15 Thomas Edison’s Secret Lab 3 0 7:25 Ben 10 PG 3 0 7:35 Wacky Races 0 8:05 SpongeBob SquarePants 3 0 8:30 What Now? 9:30 Home And Away Omnibus 3 0 11:30 Shortland Street Omnibus PGC 3 0 2:05 United States Of Al PG 0 2:30 Bob Hearts Abishola PG 0 2:55 Call Me Kat PGL 0 3:20 Fantasy Island PGS 0 4:15 M Antz 1998 Animated. Voices of Woody Allen, Sharon Stone. 0 5:45 F Serengeti PG 0 7pm Britain’s Got Talent PG 0 8:15 M Fast And Furious PG 2009 Action. When a crime takes them back to LA, a fugitive former convict re-ignites his feud with an agent, but they must confront a shared enemy. Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Michelle Rodriguez. 0 10:20 Why Women Kill 16VS Bertram mourns the loss of the old Alma; Isabel uses her discovery to her advantage; Dee grows suspicious. 0 11:20 Homicide For The Holidays MC 0

6am Life TV PG 6:30 Turning Point PG 7am Charles Stanley PG 8am Life TV PG 8:30 Turning Point PG 9am Extreme Couponing PG 3 9:25 The Hui 3 0 9:55 Newshub Nation 3 0 10:55 Nature’s Strangest Mysteries – Solved PG 3 0 11:15 Dr Dee – Alaska Vet PG 12:05 Extinct Or Alive PG 1pm Motorsport – Muscle Garage PG 1:30 Motorsport – Supercars Round Five. 2:45 Motorsport – DTM Round Two. 4pm Motorsport – British Touring Cars Champs Brands Hatch Indy – Races Four, Five and Six. 5pm The Fishing Show 3 0 6pm Newshub Live At 6pm 7pm Dancing With The Stars NZ 8:30 MasterChef NZ Twenty-seven of the country’s top amateur cooks arrive in Queenstown to try to secure one of only 16 aprons. 0 9:30 David Lomas Investigates PG 3 Courtney Boderick wants to find out more about her donor father; Allan McDonnell wants to find the children he fathered as a sperm donor. 0 10:30 9-1-1 M 3 0 11:30 Haunted Towns M

6am We Bare Bears PG 3 0 6:35 Monster Beach PG 3 0 6:45 Ben 10 PG 3 0 7am Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3 0 7:30 Religious Programming 10am Antiques Roadshow 3 0 11am NXT PGV 3 Noon Outback Truckers PGL 0 1pm Griff’s Great Australian Rail Trip PG 3 0 2pm L Netball – Steel v Stars New Zealand Premiership. From ILT Stadium Southland, Invercargill. 4pm Grass Roots Rugby 5pm F Mighty Machines PG 3 0 5:30 Prime News 6pm Cruising With Jane McDonald PG 3 2/2. 0 7pm Storage Wars PGL 0 7:30 Outback Truckers PGL 0 8:30 The Cleaning Lady 16VLC Thony attempts to sever ties with the crime syndicate. When Luca’s health declines, he crosses a moral line. 0 9:30 Yellowstone 16VLSC The Duttons try to figure out who is sabotaging the ranch; Thomas Rainwater breaks ground on his casino, jeopardising all of the ranchers’ businesses. 0 10:30 SmackDown PGV 11:30 Fear The Walking Dead 18VLC 0 12:30 Infomercials

6am Key Of David PG 6:30 Through The Bible With Les Feldick PG 7am Leading The Way PG 7:30 Little Giants PG 7:55 Little Giants PG 8:20 Valerie’s Home Cooking 8:50 The Best Thing I Ever Ate 9:15 The Best Thing I Ever Ate 9:40 Mysteries At The Museum PG 10:25 Money For Nothing 11:10 Restored Noon Winner Cake All 1pm Martha Knows Best PG 1:30 Celebrity Catch Phrase PG 2:30 My Lottery Dream Home International 3pm Dogs – The Untold Story PG 4pm Bake Off – The Professionals PG 5pm Mysteries At The Museum PG 6pm Money For Nothing 7pm Billy Buys Brooklyn PG 7:30 The Weakest Link UK PG Romesh Ranganathan is joined by Anton Du Beke, Janette Manrara, Catherine Tyldesley, Dr Ranj, Emma Barton, Clara Amfo, HRVY, and Ore Oduba. 8:30 Vice M Series that gives an insight into why the world’s oldest profession has survived for so long. 11pm The Weakest Link UK PG Midnight Infomercials

BRAVO 6am Top Chef PG 3 6:45 Top Chef PG 3 7:35 Top Chef PG 3 8:20 Top Chef PG 3 9:10 Songland PG 3 10am Songland PG 3 10:50 Botched PGC 3 11:40 Hoarders PG 3 12:30 Undercover Boss PG 3 1:30 Dog Rescuers 3 2:30 Rich Kids Go Skint PG 3 3:30 Shark Tank PG 3 4:30 Shark Tank PG 3 5:30 Shark Tank PG 3 6:30 Tiny House Nation PG 7:30 M Admission ML 3 2013 Comedy. An uptight university worker encounters a teenaged prodigy who may be her long-lost son. Tina Fey, Paul Rudd. 0 9:45 M The General’s Daughter 18VL 3 1999 Crime. When the daughter of a well-respected army commander is murdered, a detective finds a slew of cover-ups at West Point. John Travolta, Timothy Hutton, James Cromwell. 0

Monday

12:05 The Real Housewives Of New Jersey M 3 12:55 Infomercials

Monday

12:10 In Ice Cold Blood 16VSC 0 1:50 One Born Every Minute Australia MC 3 0 2:45 Filthy Rich 16LC 3 0 3:35 Bob Hearts Abishola 3 0 3:55 2 Tunes 4:05 Infomercials 4:35 Religious Programming 5am Infomercials

SKY 5 6am Traffic Cops PGVC 7am FBI MV 7:55 NXT PGV 8:50 Border Security – Australia’s Frontline M 9:15 Ax Men ML 10:05 Pawn Stars PGL 11am NCIS – New Orleans MV Noon FBI MV 1pm Tough As Nails PGC 2pm Raw MVC 4:45 NXT PGV 5:45 SmackDown MVC 7:30 FBI MV The media go into a frenzy when a US attorney is found dead near the body of a prostitute. 8:30 NCIS – New Orleans MV 9:30 Seal Team MVC Struggling with PTSD, Jason and the team race to get those responsible for the bombings; Ray confronts Sonny about his relationship with Lisa. 10:30 Curfew MVC 11:25 Ax Men ML

Monday

12:15 SmackDown MVC 2am FBI MV 3am Curfew MVC 4am NCIS – New Orleans MV 5am Seal Team MVC

Monday

12:20 Infomercials 5:30 AM Early

MOVIES PREMIERE

MOVIES GREAtS

6:35 Bellbird ML 2019 Comedy. Marshall Napier, Cohen Holloway. 8:10 The New Mutants MVLC 2020 Action. Maisie Williams, Anya Taylor-Joy. 9:45 The Unholy MVLC 2021 Horror. 11:25 The Dry 16V 2020 Drama. 1:20 Let Him Go MVC 2020 Thriller. 3:15 Don’t Breathe 2 16VLC 2021 Horror. 4:55 Land M 2021 Drama. 6:25 The Outpost 16VLC 2020 Drama. Scott Eastwood, Orlando Bloom. 8:30 Halloween Kills 16VLC 2021 Horror. After a narrow escape 40-years-ago, Laurie Strode must confront her worst fears and put an end to Michael Myers’ killing spree. Jamie Lee Curtis, Nick Castle. 10:15 Together Together MLS 2021 Comedy. When a young loner is hired as a surrogate mother for a single man in his 40s, the two develop an unexpected relationship. Ed Helms, Patti Harrison. 11:45 Locked Down MLC 2021 Comedy. Anne Hathaway, Chiwetel Ejiofor.

8:10 Jack Ryan – Shadow Recruit MV 2014 Action. Chris Pine, Kevin Costner, Keira Knightley. 9:55 The Dark Knight MV 2008 Action. Christian Bale, Heath Ledger. 12:25 Titanic ML 1997 Drama. Leonardo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet. 3:35 Les Miserables MVS 2012 Musical Drama. 6:10 Fight Club 18VL 1999 Thriller. Edward Norton, Brad Pitt, Helena Bonham Carter, Meatloaf, Jared Leto. 8:30 Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2 MV 2012 Fantasy. After the birth of their daughter, the Cullens gather other vampire clans in order to protect their child when the family faces off against the Volturi. Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson. 10:25 Superman Returns MV 2006 Action. While old enemy Lex Luthor plots to render him powerless, Superman must face the fact that Lois Lane has moved on with her life. Brandon Routh, Kate Bosworth.

Monday

1:40 Charm City Kings 16VLC 2020 Drama. 3:40 Candyman 16VC 2021 Horror. 5:15 Dirt Music MLS 2019 Drama.

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Monday

1am O Brother, Where Art Thou? MV 2000 Comedy. 2:45 The Pa Boys M 2014 Drama. 4:15 The Matrix Reloaded MVS 2003 Sci-fi Action.

UKtV 6:05 Hold The Sunset PG 6:35 The Vicar Of Dibley PG 7:15 Fawlty Towers PG 7:45 Holby City MC 8:45 EastEnders PG 9:15 EastEnders PG 9:45 EastEnders PG 10:15 EastEnders PG 10:45 EastEnders PG 11:15 The Graham Norton Show PG 12:05 Dragons’ Den PG 1:05 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown MLS 1:55 Midsomer Murders M 3:40 TBA M 4:35 Professor T M 5:30 Heartbeat M 6:25 Call The Midwife PG 7:35 Mallorca Files PG Max and Miranda head to the hills on horseback to investigate a murder. 8:30 Who Do You Think You Are? Australia PG Malcolm Turnbull. 9:35 Grantchester M 10:25 Grantchester M 11:15 Casualty PG

3:10 World Sevens Series (HLS) Toulouse – Women’s Final. 3:20 World Sevens Series (HLS) Toulouse – Men’s Final. 3:30 L World Sevens Series London – Day Two. 5:30 Heineken Champions Cup (HLS) Final – Leinster v La Rochelle.

12:05 Mallorca Files PG 12:55 Who Do You Think You Are? Australia PG 1:50 Grantchester M 2:40 Grantchester M 3:35 Good Karma Hospital PG 4:25 Good Karma Hospital PG 5:15 The Trial Of Christine Keeler MVLS

Monday

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6:05 How Do They Do It? PG 6:30 How Do They Do It? PG 6:55 Mysteries At The Museum PG 7:45 Mission Declassified PG 8:35 Deadliest Catch – Bloodline PG 9:25 Bering Sea Gold MLC 10:20 Aliens In Alaska PG 11:15 Gold Rush MLC Ends Of The Earth. 12:05 Gold Rush – White Water MLC Never Back Down. 1:15 Dino Hunters PG The Verdict Is In Nano Or Trex. 2pm Aussie Gold Hunters PG 2:55 Aussie Gold Hunters PG 3:50 Aussie Gold Hunters PG 4:45 Aussie Gold Hunters PG 5:40 Aussie Gold Hunters PG 6:35 Aussie Gold Hunters PG 7:30 Gold Rush – Winter’s Fortune MLC A Hole Lotta Trouble. 8:30 Nostradamus – End Of Days MLC The Smiting Of Humanity. 9:30 To Live Or Die On Everest MLC 10:30 Everest’s Greatest Mystery MLC

Monday

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6am Breakfast 0 9am The Ellen DeGeneres Show PG 0 10am Tipping Point 3 0 11am The Chase 3 0 Noon 1 News At Midday 0 12:30 Emmerdale PG 0 1:30 Country Calendar 3 0 2pm Ready Steady Cook 0 3pm Tipping Point 3 0 4pm Te Karere 2 4:30 Neighbours PG 0 5pm The Chase 0 6pm 1 News At 6pm 0 7pm Seven Sharp 0 7:30 Fair Go Pippa Wetzell and Hadyn Jones present a show that advocates for consumer rights. 0 8pm Bradley And Barney Walsh – Breaking Dad Brad and Barney are in Sweden where the trip starts with a bang in honour of Alfred Nobel; Abba fan, Brad, is treated to a musical surprise. 0 8:30 Gordon, Gino And Fred’s Road Trip 16L 3 The three amigos venture to Las Vegas and Los Angeles. 0 9:30 20/20 0 10:30 1 News Tonight 0 11pm Shortland Street PG 3 0 11:30 Ambulance – Code Red M 0

6am Les Mills Born To Move 0 6:25 Children’s Programmes 0 9:10 Infomercials 9:40 Les Mills BodyBalance 0 10:10 Home And Away PG 3 0 10:40 Shortland Street PG 3 0 11:15 The Mindy Project PGSC 3 0 11:45 Charmed M 0 12:40 Heroes PG 0 1:35 Drew Barrymore Show PG 0 2:30 Sabrina The Teenage Witch 0 3:30 The Feed 5pm The Simpsons PG 3 0 5:30 Friends 3 0 6pm The Simpsons PG 0 6:30 Home And Away PG 0 7pm Shortland Street PG 0 7:30 Lego Masters NZ PG The Roll the Dice challenge. The players compete to design the best must-play tabletop game. 0 8:30 Down For Love PG Eighteen-year-old model Lily-Mae starts dating; Carlos reveals the secrets of a long-distance relationship; Josh is ready to start dating again. 0 9:30 Aroha Nui – Say I Do Celebrant Richard Tankersly gets to wed a good mate in Akaroa; the threelevel venue, presents challenges. 0 10pm Naked Attraction 18LSC 3 0 10:50 Two And A Half Men PGC 3 0 11:50 2 Broke Girls M 3 0

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8am Henry Danger PGV 0 8:25 The Casagrandes 3 0 8:50 The Moe Show 3 0 9am Wheel Of Fortune 3 9:30 Evil MVC 3 0 10:30 World Rugby Sevens London – Day Two. 1pm Anthems – New Zealand’s Iconic Hits MC 3 0 2pm The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 3 3pm Wheel Of Fortune 3:30 Jeopardy 4pm American Pickers PG 3 5pm Tagata Pasifika 5:30 Prime News 6pm Rugby Nation 6:30 Storage Wars PGL 3 0 7pm Pawn Stars PGC 3 7:30 American Pickers PGC Mike and Jersey Jon visit a collector in Cape Cod; Danielle and Robbie uncover some American souvenirs; Queen Victoria’s silk stockings turn up in Pennsylvania. 8:30 The Crowd Goes Wild The team presents the best of the day’s sports news. 9:30 M Battle – Los Angeles PGR 2011 Action. A group of marines have to fight against aliens invading from the ocean. Aaron Eckhart, Michelle Rodriguez. 11:50 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG

6am Dogs – The Untold Story PG 7am The Pioneer Woman 7:30 Valerie’s Home Cooking 8am Bake Off – The Professionals PG 9am Mysteries At The Museum PG 10am Money For Nothing 11am Restored Noon Lose Weight And Get Fit With Tom Kerridge 1pm American Restoration 1:30 Billy Buys Brooklyn PG 2pm The Weakest Link UK PG 3pm Amanda To The Rescue PG 4pm Giada Entertains 4:30 Gino’s Italian Escape 5pm Mysteries At The Museum PG 6pm Money For Nothing Sarah Peterson gives a pair of chairs a modern twist; Bruce Faulseit repurposes metal racks and drawers. 7pm Tough Love With Hilary Farr 8pm Newshub Live At 8pm 8:30 Dream Builds On Wheels A family of six are converting a double-decker bus into a campervan; Jimmy needs expert help with his own dream build on wheels. 9:30 Turquoise Fever While prospecting a remote Otteson claim, Emily stumbles onto a precious stone called variscite. 10:30 Tough Love With Hilary Farr A couple’s home and furnishings are completely mismatched. 11:30 Flea Market Flip Midnight Infomercials

Tuesday

12:25 Q+A With Jack Tame 3 0 1:25 Te Karere 3 2 2am Infomercials 5:30 Te Karere 3 2

BRAVO 6am Infomercials 10am Hoarders PG 3 10:55 Bar Rescue PGLC 3 11:50 Killer Couples MVC 3 12:40 The Real Housewives Of New York City M 3 1:40 Hoarders PG 3 3:30 Top Chef PG 4:30 Shark Tank PG 3 5:30 Shark Tank PG 6:30 Bar Rescue PGLC Jon travels back to San Antonio, to find a bar and marriage both suffering because of its partying owner. 7:30 Snapped MVC A father-to-be is found murdered in his front garden. 8:30 The Real Murders Of Orange County MVC A wealthy entrepreneur is executed and his girlfriend raped. Investigators face a mystery spanning decades. 9:30 Buried In The Backyard MVC A father disappears, then returns home confessing to an affair. When he vanishes again, it seems something more sinister is at play. 10:30 Killer Couples MVC 3 Desperate teen lovers trigger a deadly chain of events. 11:20 Accident, Suicide Or Murder? MVC 3 12:10 Infomercials

Tuesday

12:15 Batwoman MV 0 1am Emmerdale PG 3 0 1:50 Infomercials 2:50 MasterChef Australia 3 0 3:55 Bob Hearts Abishola 3 0 4:15 2 Tunes 4:35 Neighbours 3 0 5am Infomercials 5:30 Religious Programming

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12:30 Infomercials 5:30 AM Early

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12:50 Closedown 1am Infomercials

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6:30 Jack Ryan – Shadow Recruit MV 2014 Action. Chris Pine, Kevin Costner, Keira Knightley. 8:15 Superman Returns MV 2006 Action. Brandon Routh, Kevin Spacey, Kate Bosworth. 10:50 Assault On Precinct 13 16VL 2005 Action. Ethan Hawke, Laurence Fishburne. 12:35 I Know What You Did Last Summer 16V 1997 Horror. Jennifer Love Hewitt, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Ryan Phillippe. 2:15 The Legend Of Tarzan MV 2016 Adventure. 4:05 Message In A Bottle PGS 1998 Romantic Drama. 6:15 Batman Begins MV 2005 Adventure. Christian Bale, Michael Caine. 8:30 The Last Samurai MV 2003 Drama. A 19th-century American military adviser to Japan is captured in battle and comes to embrace the Samurai culture he was hired to destroy. Tom Cruise, Ken Watanabe. 11:05 Gone Girl 16VLS 2014 Thriller. Ben Affleck, Rosamund Pike.

6am Japan Rugby League One Third Place Play-off – Teams TBC. 6:30 Japan Rugby League One Final – Teams TBC. 7am Super Rugby Pacific Crusaders v Reds. 9am Japan Rugby League One Third Place Play-off – Teams TBC. 11am Super Rugby U20 Blues v Crusaders. 1pm Japan Rugby League One Third Place Play-off – Teams TBC. 1:30 Japan Rugby League One Final – Teams TBC. 2pm Heineken Champions Cup Final – Leinster v La Rochelle. 2:30 Super Rugby Pacific Rebels v Highlanders. 4:30 Super Rugby U20 Day Three. 5:30 Netball – ANZ Premiership Steel v Stars. 6pm Netball – ANZ Premiership Mystics v Pulse. 6:30 Rugby Nation 7pm L Netball – ANZ Premiership Tactix v Pulse. 8:45 Netball Zone 9:15 Super Rugby Pacific Waratahs v Blues. 9:30 World Sevens Series 11pm World Sevens Series

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12:30 Netball – ANZ Premiership 2am Netball Zone 2:30 The Breakdown 3:30 Super Rugby Pacific 5:30 L Pool – Ultimate Champions League

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12:05 Escape Room – Tournament Of Champions MVL 2021 Horror. 1:38 Gully 18VLSC 2021 Drama. 3am The Devil Has A Name 16VLSC 2021 Drama. 4:35 Fatale 16VLS 2020 Thriller.

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Puzzles and horoscopes

Ashburton Guardian Tuesday, May 24, 2022

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ARIES (Mar 21-Apr 19): As far as you’re concerned, power, money and fame are not the goal. There’s nothing wrong with those things, but they are only worth obtaining insofar as they can be utilised to create a better community. TAURUS (Apr 20-May 20): Dreaming big used to entail thinking of a blown-up version of your wish. Now dreaming big entails expanding your vision to include the best interest of the highest number of people. GEMINI (May 21-Jun 21): Loved ones will grow and change along with you. This is no coincidence. You’re helping one another grow. You are good at celebrating the many passages and incarnations inside of this life together. CANCER (Jun 22-Jul 22): The detective discovers the truth by finding the lies and cover-ups. And you’ll figure out what you want to do by trying things that turn out to be definitely not that. LEO (Jul 23-Aug 22): You believe in giving more than you get, and yet it’s going to be a really difficult thing to accomplish because your generosity keeps repaying you exponentially. VIRGO (Aug 23-Sep 22): Embrace inevitabilities you cannot get away from. There is no living in the light without the contrast to help you see things. There is no retreat from one’s own shadow, but at least you have company! LIBRA (Sep 23-Oct 23): There is nothing selfish about figuring out what you like. You do the world a huge favour by learning yourself well. The struggle against one’s own baser instincts can be as ferocious as any external conflict. SCORPIO (Oct 24-Nov 21): Delight yourself. Don’t wait for someone else to do it. Anyone who’d memorised your preferences would still be clueless as to nuances of quantity and variation that might please you. SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22-Dec 21): The difference between a step forward and a step back is the destination. You think you know where you’re headed, but life has other ideas. If you’re moving, you’re making progress. CAPRICORN (Dec 22-Jan 19): Your receptiveness earns you an insider’s position. You’ll learn so much by listening well that you just may save your own agenda and stories for another time. AQUARIUS (Jan 20-Feb 18): You’ll learn through cautionary examples and aspirational models. The lessons are like a marinade; you have to soak in it to get the flavour, and there’s no way to shorten the process. PISCES (Feb 19-Mar 20): You can never have too many friends, and your current stars suggest you could use a more diverse array. Skills and orientations different from your own will teach you and afford you rare advantages.

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OUR VIEW

Jeff Wilson, sport’s great allrounder

is mum still calls him Jeffrey. Most of us know him as Jeff Wilson, or Goldie as he was dubbed because of his ability to produce something out of nothing. He with that golden touch. Well, as reported in his old hometown of Invercargill on Saturday, the emergence of one of New Zealand’s finest sporting stars was remembered from 30 years ago to the day. That was when Wilson was unveiled to the sporting world via a remarkable schoolboy rugby display in 1992. Wilson, playing at fullback, scored 66 points in his team’s 1026 win. He ran in nine of his team’s 18 tries, kicked 15 conversions and news of his exploits graced the front pages of nearly every newspaper in New Zealand. A star was most definitely born. But what followed was the most remarkable rise to the very top, the like of which we will probably

Daryl Holden never see again. Just 17 months after Wilson’s 66-point schoolboy demolition, he was scoring three tries on debut for the All Blacks against Scotland in Edinburgh in November 1993. Eight months before that, Wilson had already played cricket for New Zealand in a one-day series against Australia. He’d become a Double All Black – someone who has represented New Zealand in cricket and rugby – before he’d turned 21. It truly was crazy stuff but not, perhaps, a massive surprise to those who knew of the boy wonder, who was kicking rugby conversions in Year 5 when no-one else that age could do it. He played senior club cricket as a 14-year-old

and was a dominant fast bowler a year later for Southland’s top-flight Hawke Cup cricket team. He had been on the national youth sports radar for athletics, rugby, cricket, and basketball from a very young age. Simply, he was the kid that excelled at any sport he tried his hand at. A certain managing editor of the Ashburton Guardian (yes, it may’ve been me) remembers the day very clearly when a young Wilson turned up to tennis with his mother and sent down a thunderbolt ace that I never saw coming. I think he was 11. So that was the Jeff Wilson story, one worth remembering and celebrating. It showed what was possible and that you could achieve from anywhere and at the very highest of levels. Goldie proved that in less than two years.

And one more thing . . . This is some fight we’re getting

into. That’s Google and Facebook versus the Ashburton Guardian. Okay, so calling it a fight is not correct for one moment and it’s also not just the Guardian versus the two digital platform superpowers. Good grief, no. We’re got lots of friends on our team and two good captains hoping to get us some payback for the use of our content. The Guardian, and 27 other Kiwi publishers, representing a diverse group who print more than 100 titles across New Zealand, have been given Commerce Commission approval to enter negotiations with Google and Facebook. Importantly, two former Australia news executives are going into bat on our behalf. Both have extensive experience in the Australian market where a bargaining code led to more than $A200 million in annual payments to the news media across the ditch from Google and Facebook. They’ll lead the collective

bargaining process for those New Zealand publishers, who have chosen to join the News Publishers’ Association’s (NPA) initiative to seek fair payment from Google and Facebook for use of our news articles on their digital platforms. We cannot overstate how important this collective bargaining process is for the New Zealand news media industry. For many, their sustainability depends upon it, which is something touched on in a roundabout sort of way by NPA general manager Brook Cameron. “Google and Facebook have built businesses of unimaginable scale and power, using journalism paid for by others while dominating the digital advertising market,” she said. “We are seeking an outcome that allows independent New Zealand news publishers to keep investing in great journalism, because a thriving Kiwi media sector is critical to a healthy democracy.”

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Mt Hutt Memorial Hall 10am, 160 Main Street, Methven. NZ Alpine and Agriculture Encounter, Art Gallery and Hall of Memories. Ashburton Aviation Musuem 1-3pm, Ashburton Airport, Seafield Road.

Weekdays

Mid Canterbury Connector Provides low-cost return trips to Ashburton, Mondays to Fridays, any time between 9am and 4.30pm. Ashburton Aviation Museum 1-3pm. Ashburton Airport, Seafield Road.

Mondays

St David’s Union Church 6am at 48 Allens Road, Allenton. Womens Circuit Training. Age Concern Ashburton Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday at 10am. Ashburton Community Walking Group Mondays and Fridays at 10.30am. Walnut Avenue Pavilion. Waireka Croquet Club Mahjong, 1pm, club rooms, Phillip Street, Ashburton. Mid Canterbury Linedancers Weekly beginner class 1pm-2pm, Easy intermediate & intermediate 2pm-4.30pm at the Tinwald Memorial Hall. Instructor Annette Fyfe.

Tuesdays

Ashburton Menz Shed 9am-2pm at 8 William Street. St David’s Union Church Walking group meets outside the church at 9.30am, 48 Allens Road, Allenton.

Badminton Club night from 7-9pm. All abilities welcome at EA Networks Centre.

Wednesdays

Ashburton Strollers Club Meeting at courthouse 8:30am. Ashburton Menz Shed 9am-2pm at 8 William Street. Ashburton Ladies Friendship Club 9.30am, Sinclair Centre. Speeches, morning tea. Wednesday Walk Group 9.30am. Meet on Walnut Avenue on the west side of the Ashburton College Auditorium entrance.

Pickleball Ashburton Every Wednesday from 9.30am - 11.30am at EA Networks Centre.

Ashburton Community Walking Group Walking for about 30-40 minutes on Mondays and Fridays at 10.30am. Meet Walnut Avenue Pavilion.

St Stephen’s Anglican Church Holy Communion at 10am on Park Street. Age Concern Ashburton Programme for the elderly runs Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday at 10am. Hip Hop for Seniors 10am-11am at the Ashburton Seniors Centre, 206 Cameron Street, Ashburton, $5. Waireka Croquet Club Euchre, 1.30pm, Philip Street, Ashburton.

Justice of the Peace JP available for all signing services on Tuesdays and Fridays at 12pm-2pm. No appointment necessary. No fee. Community House, 44 Cass Street.

Art Addicts Art Addicts (AA) is the Ashburton Art Gallery’s weekly art space for kids. Donations appreciated. 3 - 4.30pm.

Pickleball Ashburton EA Networks Centre from 5-7pm. Paddles are provided. MSA indoor bowls At the MSA 7.00pm start. New members welcome Mid Canterbury Badminton Club

Age Concern Ashburton Steady as you Go Gentle Falls Prevention Exercises. All levels of ability are welcome. $2 per 1hr session. • Tinwald Holy Spirit Church, Thomson Street at 11am. • Ashburton St Stephen’s Church, Park Street at 1pm. • Ashburton Buffalo Lodge Rooms, Cox Street at 1pm. Waireka Croquet Club Mahjong, 1pm, club rooms, Phillip Street, Ashburton.

Ashburton open coffee mornings All are welcome at the Plunket rooms, 222 Cameron Street. 10.30am - 12 noon.

R.S.A. Indoor Bowls Weekly social indoor bowls from 1.15pm at the RSA Linton Lounge on Cox Street.

MSA Tai Chi Classes at 10.30am. Cost $3 per session at the MSA on Havelock Street.

Age Concern Ashburton Steady as you Go Gentle Falls Prevention Exercises. All levels of ability are welcome. $2 per 1hr session. • Held at Allenton St David’s Church, Allens Rd at 9.30am. • Held at Ashburton Buffalo Lodge Rooms, Cox St at 10.30am. • Held at Ashburton Buffalo Lodge Rooms, Cox St at 1.30pm. • Held at Staveley Community Hall at 2pm.

Age Concern Ashburton Steady as you Go Gentle Falls Prevention Exercises. All levels of ability are welcome. $2 per 1hr session. • Held at Methven All Saints Anglican Church Chapman St at 10.30am. • Rakaia St Andrews Presbyterian Church Bridge St at 1.00pm. • Hampstead Hakatere Church Rooms, Oxford St at 1.30pm. MSA Tai Chi Classes at 10.30am. Cost $3 per session at the MSA on Havelock Street.

Ashburton MSA Petanque Club Competition and social play, all welcome from 1pm at 115 Racecourse Road.

Mid Canterbury Badminton Club. 9.30am-11am at the EA Networks Sports Centre.

MSA Tai Chi Class is at 10.30am. Cost $3 per session at the MSA on Havelock Street. Ashburton Woodworkers Clubrooms at Plains Museum site 1pm - 4pm. Device Drop-In Sessions Free Device Help Sessions at the Ashburton Public Library every Wednesday between 2pm and 4pm.

Mid Canterbury Linedancers Weekly beginner class 6.30pm-7.30pm, easy intermediate & intermediate 7.30pm-9pm at the Tinwald Memorial Hall.

Thursdays Ashburton Menz Shed 9am-2pm at 8 William Street. Age Concern Ashburton Ladies exercise class at 9.30am at the Ashburton Seniors Centre at 206 Cameron Street. Park Street Line Dancers 9.30am - 11am at St Stephen’s Parish Centre.

Ashburton MSA Petanque Club From 1.30pm at 115 Racecourse Road, Ashburton.

Fridays

St David’s Union Church Women’s Circuit training in the hall at 6am, 48 Allens Road, Allenton.

St Stephen’s Anglican Church Seniors Coffee Club, 2nd and 4th of the month at 10.30am, St Stephen’s Parish Centre, Park Street. Ashburton Justice of the Peace JP available for all signing services from 12-2pm. No appointment necessary. No fee. Community House. 44 Cass Street. Age Concern social group Seniors social group with speaker, entertainment, quiz, exercises and morning tea at 10am in the Seniors Centre on Cameron Street. Pickleball Ashburton EA Networks Centre from 6-8pm. Paddles are provided.

Saturdays

Ashburton’s Winter Market North end of West Street carpark, from 9am.

St Andrews Presbyterian Church 10am Combined Service, service hosted by Methodists. Paterson’s Chapel, corner East and Cox Streets. There is no service at St Andrew’s this morning. Grace Presbyterian Church 10am at 63 Princess Street. St David’s Union Church 9.30am at 48 Allens Road, Ashburton. Worship led by Rev Henry Mbambo. Hakatere Presbyterian Parish Morning Worship at 10am led by Rev. Johanna Warren. See website http:// hakaterepresbyterian.com or Stay Connected newsletter for venue. Pickleball Ashburton EA Networks Centre from 3-5pm. Paddles are provided.

Every Tues and Fri Blacksmiths Open Tuesday and Friday 2-4pm. Admission is free but donations are welcome. St Stephen’s Anglican Church Evensong at 5pm Park Street.

Every Thurs and Sat Ashburton Toy Library Open every Thursday and Saturday from 9.30am - 12.30pm, plus every alternate Tuesday afternoon 3.30pm-5pm at 106 Victoria Street.

Second Fri of every month In Colour, art and craft club Bring along your art and craft projects to share with others over morning tea once a month. 10.30am - 12 noon.

Second and fourth Friday of every month St Stephen’s Anglican Church Seniors Coffee Club 10.30am on Park Street.

Last Sun of every month Nor’Westers Muso’s Club All are welcome, as is any style of music. 2pm - 6pm at Feeneys Lounge, Devon Tavern.

Seventh-Day Adventist Church • 10am, Weekly worship & Bible Study. • 11am, Sabbath singing & Sermon. At Grace Presbyterian Church building, 63 Princess St. Ashburton. All welcome!

First Sunday of every month

Ashburton MSA Petanque Club

Monthly

Social play from 1.30pm at 115 Racecourse Road, Ashburton

Ashburton Woodworkers Clubrooms at Plains Museum site 1pm - 4pm.

Ashburton Embroiderers’ Guild Meet Seniors Centre, 206 Cameron Street held on the first Saturday of the month 10.30am - 3.30pm, second Thursday of the month 1pm - 3.30pm, third Tuesday of the month 7pm - 9pm, and the fourth Thursday of the month 10.30am - 3.30pm.

Sundays

May events

St Stephen’s Anglican Church Holy Communion at 8am and 10am on Park Street.

May 28 & 29 Ashburton Pakeke Lions Charity Market RX Plastics building 445 West Street. 9am to 1pm.

Ashburton Aviation Museum Ashburton Airport from 10am - 3pm.

Ashburton Strollers Club Meeting at courthouse 8:30am.

Methven Market At Methven Resort, from 9am to 1pm.

Play Planner is printed in the Tuesday and Thursday editions of The Guardian. Not Saturday. Please send your event details at least a day in advance so we can add and update accordingly. Events should be sent in with the following: Date, time, and location. Please send all details to whatson@theguardian.co.nz.

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Ashburton Guardian Tuesday, May 24, 2022

■■ Bowls

Left – Rosemary Bennett skipped her side to success in the Allenton Bowling Club’s 2-Bowl triples on the weekend.

Allenton Bowling Club

On Wednesday May 18 Kiddey Cup format was Aussie Pairs and results as follows: 1st Mike Quinn, Colleen McFarlane 3 wins 15 ends 30 points, 2nd Pat McElwain, Raylene Heads 3 wins 15 ends 28 points, 3rd Graeme Bishop, Millie Foggo 2 wins 14 ends 32 points. On Saturday May 21, 2 bowls triples was played, results as follows: 1st Rosemary Bennett, Mike Quinn, Sandra Holdom 3 wins 19 ends 41 points, 2nd David Hickman, Graeme Clarke, Mick Buchanan 3 wins 17 ends 37 points, 3rd Murray Anderson, Marg Lloyd, Leonie Spargo 2 wins 20 ends 32 points. Upcoming Events Winter Bowls: Tuesday May 24 Combined Club Rollup names in by 12.45pm. Friday May 27 Hunt Trophy Triples 12.00 noon start. Saturday 28st 2-4-2 Pairs 12.00 noon start.

Below – Winners of the Championship Pairs, Geoff Laird and Joan Hardy.

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Ashburton Bridge Club

Monday May 16, Duplicate: N/S 1st Margaret & John Rickard, 2nd Mervyn Jones & Bruce Leighton, 3rd Derek Prebble & Ruth Logan. E/W 1st Dee Murdoch & Fiona Williamson, 2nd Allison & Chris Lovelock, 3rd Louise McCrea & Carol Efford. Tuesday Evening May 17, Duplicate: 1st Mike Holdaway & Alan Wright, 2nd Trish & Maurice Small, 3rd Mary Buckland & Jason Vannini, 4th Edna Segers & Rosemary McLaughlin, 5th Maree Moore & Maryke Blignault, 6th Jill Browne & Eric Parr. Wednesday Afternoon May 18, Duplicate: 1st Mary Buckland & Trish Small, 2nd Val Palmer & Ian Doel, 3rd Judith Edmond & Rosemary McLaughlin, 4TH Beth McIlraith& Maree Moore, 5th Kay Robb & Sue Rosevear, 6th Wendy & Eric Parr. Thursday Evening May 19, Duplicate: N/S 1st Judith Edmond & Maree Moore, 2nd Trish Small & Rosemary McLaughlin, 3rd David Fisher & Anne Gilbert. E/W 1st Johnny Wright & Eric Parr, 2nd =Mary Buckland & Val Palmer and Jill Browne & Trevor Coulter, 3rd Dee Murdoch & Kay Robb.

■■ Cycling

Mid Canterbury Social Wheelers

21st May 22. 24 riders, very good weather, 16km. 1st Don Sutton 26m 43s. 2nd Charlotte Cox 26m 44s. 3rd Kristine Marriott 26m 45s. 4th Doug Coley 26m 46s. 5th Michael Templeton 23m 16s F/T. 6th Larry Neal 23m 17s 2f/t. 7th Dave Knight 24m 37s 4f/t. 8th Michael Gallagher 23m 18s 3f/t. 9th Anton Nicholls 24m 38s. 10th Rob Hooper 24m 38s. 11th Kaylib Gorrie 24m 46s. 12th Roger Wilson 28m 53s. 13th Kenny Johnston 30m 24s. 14th Andrew Shepherd 30m 24s. 15th Brent Hudson 32m25s.16th Jack Gorrie 31m 11s. 17th Merv Grewar 38m 26s. 18th Dave Shurrock 34m 08s. 19th Katherine Gorrie 32m 09s. 20th Janette Hooper 34m 09s. 21st Andy Skinner 32m 14s. 22nd Debbie Skinner 32m 15s. 23rd Allan Johns 32m 16s. 24th Ron Kennedy 34m 18s.

Tinwald Cycling U17 Development

Sunday May 22. Open 3.6km Time Trial. 1st Ryan Gallagher 7m 11s. 2nd Casey Brake 9m 09s. 3rd Eden Brake 9m 13s. 4th Nick Dalley 9m 45s. Graded Results. A. 1st Ryan Gallagher. C. 1st Casey Brake, 2nd Eden Brake. D. 1s. Nick Dalley. Open 4km Handicap. 1st. Ryan Gallagher 8m 16s. 2nd Eden Brake 10m 33s. 3rd. Nick Dalley 11m 34s. 4th Casey Brake 10m 35s. Graded Results. A. 1st Ryan Gallagher. C. 1st Eden Brake, 2nd Casey Brake. D. 1st Nick Dalley.

Trophy Semi Finals + Stableford Round. Watson Cup Semi Final Winners: Steve McCloy & Stephen Lee & Greg Fleming & Chris Lovelock. Newton Trophy Semi Final Winners: Murray Moorhead & Ivan Blain & Pat Turton & Paddy Bradford. Radius Care Winner over the Field: Matt Tait. 79-13-66 42pts, 2nd Dave Hampton 38pts, 3rd Murray Wackrow 38pts. Other good scores; Alan White 37pts, Eric Parr 36pts, Hilary Lovett 36pts, Adrian Hopwood 36pts, Ross Chatterton 35pts, Owen Millar 35pts, Tim Newton 35pts, Ken Clucas 35pts, Brian Fauth 35pts, Hamish Niles 34pts, Hayden McMillan 34pts, Al Jopson 34pts, Alison MacGregor 33pts & Dave Robertson 33pts. Twos Bruce Day, Jeff Hewitt, Scott Marshall, Matt Tait, Chris Robertson, Hayden McMillan, Steve Richards, Owen Millar, Royce Jamieson. Eagle: Hamish Niles No 17# Nearest The Pins: Hole 4#”: 3 Stooges (Brown Bombers): Jeff Hewitt, Hole 8# Value Plus: Sebastian McMillan, Hole 12# South Island Seed Processing & Storage Co: Sam Prince, Hole 14# Ashburton Golf Club: Chris Robertson, Hole 6# Hamish Niles Shout: Matt Tait, Hole 9# Tong’s Thai: Neil MacDonald, Birdie Jackpot Hole No 4#, Nett Eagle Jackpot Hole No 9#. Tinwald Tavern Bonus Spot Prize: Dave Fisher. 9 Hole Competition: International Stableford: 1st: Harvey Bakehouse Winner: Jacob Marshall 8pts, 2nd Oliver Prince 4pts, 3rd Oliver Davidson 3pts, 4th Murray Lister, 5th Terry O’Riley.

Mayfield Golf Club

Saturday, May 21 Winner of the Glasgow Trophy stableford round: Brian Fielder 39, followed by Andrew Lake 36, Gordon Duthie and Ali McLeod 35, Logan Tasker, Neil Fox, Charlie Raspey and Ian Beach 34. Nearest pins: No 2: Aon Insurance – Jeff McNeilly, No 11: Hyde Bros Spraying – Brian Fielder, No 5: Campbell Contract-

ing-Jeff McNeilly, No 14: ANZ Bank – Not Struck, No 9 and 18: Ruralco second shot – Terry Kingsbury, Twos: Alan Dixon, Andrew Lake and Logan Tasker, Kallara Texel Player of the Day: Brian Fielder 93-24-69.

Methven Golf Club

Saturday, May 21 Senior: Greg Overall 76-4-72 by lot. Intermediate: Frank Sandys 81-11-70. Junior A: Paul Middleton 83-16-67. Junior B: Peter Kemp 99-25-74. Other good scores: 69 Ross Breach. 70 Phil Elliott, San Hargreaves. 71 Keith Middleton. 72 Frikkie Greybie, Grant Hargreaves, Philip Duff. Twos: Keith Middleton x2, Stuart Wilson x2, Peter Hitchcock, Phil Elliott, Sam Hargreaves, Matt Duncan, Paul Middleton. Closest to the Pins: Methven Pubs #4: Matt Duncan. Hunters wine #6: Keith Middleton, Ski Time #13: Keith Middleton. Green Parrot #17: Stuart Wilson. Dubliner Best Nett: Paul Middleton 67. Methven Foursquare Second-Best Nett: Sam Hargreaves 70 by lot. Bar Voucher Best Gross: Greg Overall 76. Next week: Duff and Middleton Finals.

Tinwald Golf Club

Saturday, May 21 Grade winners in the stroke round played Saturday for the 2nd club championship and 1st RSA Trophy and Cup qualifier and medal. -12 Kevin Greenaway 70, Simon Ross 72, Poko Paraia 73, Gordon Rennie 76. 13-18; Ross Preece 69, Lawrence McCormick 71, Bill Mason 72, Alastair White, Pete Marshall 73. 19 Plus; Pete Nolan 69, Mitchell McLauchlan 72, Wayne Ross 73, Ray Wards 74. Women: Sally Lane 78. Nearest the Pin: Tinwald Liquorland #2; Brent Smith. Gluyas Ford #6; Mitchell McLauchlan. The Fine Lion #12; Kevin Greenaway. Ace Automotive #16; Poko Paraia. G & R Seeds 2nd Shot #11; Alastair White. Twos. Brock Peddie, Simon Ross, Kevin Greenaway, Poko Paraia.

Net Eagle; #4 Simon Ross, Lawrence McCormick.

■■ Indoor bowls

Ashburton Indoor Bowls

Representative – Wednesday, May 18 Timaru claimed the annual Calder Shield against Ashburton in the first representative game of the season, winning 28-20. The fixture had been postponed once due to Covid with the Hight Trophy still yet to be played against the same two associations having been cancelled twice. Championship Pairs Geoff Laird and Joan Hardy claimed the Championship Drawn pairs for this season on Thursday, May 19. Qualifying was held on Thursday, May 12 with seven pairings making the cut for the following week. Laird and Hardy took on Jeremy Markham

■■ Golf

Ashburton 9-Holers

Last week, Gordon Clinton Putting Trophy Round 4 was won by Gavin Johnston (12), followed by Peter Woods and Gordon Clinton (15). Jean Drummond Putting Trophy Round 4 was won by Chris Anderson, Judy Shepherd and Wendy Smith (all on 16). Smith & Church Gobblers were scored by Colin Fleming and Richard Johnson and a Smith & Church Two was scored on number 8 by Allan Bowman. This week, May 26, we are playing for the Bruce Leighton Mixed Bloodsome Shield and the following week, June 2, is a stroke round that is also round 3 of the Club Championships qualifiers.

Ashburton Golf Club

Saturday, May 21 - Watson Cup & Newton

The temperatures might have been fresh but the action has been hot at Mid Canterbury Social Wheelers.

and Jacqueline Ross in the final and prevailed. A tournament was played alongside the Championship event with Grant Wilson and Raewyn Robin victorious. Henselite Singles: 13 players took to the mats on Saturday, May 21 for the Henselite Singles trying to earn the right to represent Ashburton at the Zone Final playoff against Canterbury, South Canterbury and North Otago later in the season with the winner of that then headed to the national final. Seven players qualified for post-section with Jeremy Markham receiving the bye. Quarter-finals: Grant Wilson 16 beat Michael Lawson 8, Simon Thomas 11 beat Mat Bassett 9, Ken Mackenzie 18 beat Winston Lee 2. Semi-finals: Markham 14 beat Mackenzie 9 and Thomas 15 beat Wilson 13 on an extra end. Final: Thomas 19 beat Markham 4.

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Ashburton Guardian Tuesday, May 24, 2022

OPINION

Are we ready for the incoming green storm? Matt Markham

t is only natural, because it’s been so borne into our psyche, that at this time of the year we often drift off into thinking about the All Blacks, and what might lie in wait for the international calendar. Super Rugby is nearly all done and dusted. Some might even argue, do we even care? It’s been a hippity-hoppity kind of season, with almost as many cards handed out as there have been tries, and the open-ended nature of the format where eight of the 12 teams make the playoffs kind of belittles the whole deal, losing a lot of the interest. Perhaps we should care more, after all we’re potentially heading into the first international calendar in a long time where there are more question marks about our beloved national side than there are answers. Winning is what we expect. But are we really sure we’re going to see that as often as we have become accustomed to over the years. Forget the apparent superlatives around the rise and rise of Australian rugby, what about the first threat of the year?

Ian Foster will need to have his troops firing from the start of the international season. Our new, old foe, the Irish. Remember how they beat us last year in Dublin? Not just beat us either, dismantled us. Well, they’ll arrive on our shores soon for a test series

between the two sides that has more riding on it than anyone can probably care to remember. One of the greatest assets of the All Blacks has been the aura that has always surrounded them.

They’ve demanded respect whoever they’ve played and just facing up against them has had nations around the world second guessing their own every move. But lose a few matches here and there and the mystique slowly fades away. Sides that could have never dreamed about beating the might of New Zealand now know they have a chance. And so, the challenge is to repel that in the only way we know how. By winning. Ian Foster needs to have his troops ready to roll by the time the Irish arrive. There can be no easing in period, no silly allowances for a lack of team unity or cohesion. Perfection is the only result we’re after. If we play to our best and still get beaten, then so be it. But there must be no excuses. Australia and the Bledisloe Cup will come in time. And perhaps by then we might have even shown our good friends over the ditch that we’re not dropping behind the eightball, and are still in fact the best side in the world. But there’s a green storm coming first. And if we haven’t battened down the hatches by the time they arrive, what happens once they’ve gone will almost be irrelevant.

Big match looms for Baabaas Matt Markham A big chance to get another win on the board in Canterbury Rugby League’s Premier Men’s Reserve competition awaits the Ashburton Barbarians this week. It’s been a mixed bag start to the campaign for the Baabaas thus far in 2022, with one win and three losses from their four matches, but this week they’ll come up against a side with a similar record to them and be out to secure their second win of the season. After losing their first match of the season to Halswell, the side then had the bye before they put a complete performance on the paddock to win 48-8 against the Northern Bulldogs at the start of the month. A loss to Woolston followed, then on Saturday they trekked up to Kaiapoi to take on the Greymouth Greyhounds. The game wasn’t to be for the Ashburton side though as they were beaten 12-44. This week they’ll tackle the Burnham Chevaliers in the sixth round of the season, as they look to lift themselves out of the bottom quarter of the standings. The match will be played at Robilliard Park, next to Collegiate South, with a 1pm kick-off, with spectators more than welcome to come down and check the side out in action.

Hay pulls the right rein to success Matt Markham Split second decisions made during a race are often the difference between success and failure, and John Hay pulled the right rein for a big win at Rangiora on Sunday. The strike-rate Mid Canterbury horseman produced Wheels Of Fortune to win an $18,000 Graduation Final at the meeting, sitting in the cart himself to deliver a two-and-three-quarter length victory. But it was a decision Hay made halfway through the race, after working to the front in the early stages that paved the way to success. In control, he was under attack from John Dunn with Absolute Dynamite, but elected to retain the lead and park Dunn outside his wheel for the remainder of the race. “I thought John’s horse was the one to beat,” Hay told HRNZ after the race. “I thought if his horse sits parked, my horse has a chance to beat him. “When you are driving a nice

Wheels Of Fortune made it back-to-back wins in an $18,000 Graduation Final at Rangiora on Sunday for trainer and driver, John Hay. PHOTO SUPPLIED horse, you make the rest work.” That approach to driving is why Hay is one of very few to have driven over 1000 career driving wins, and he’s not lying when he says he was driving a nice horse either. Wheels Of Fortune has now won two of his three career starts

and looks yet another to come from a long line of runners from his Elgin stable that is set to go on and do a big job on the track. “He is a nice horse,” Hay said. “He is a bit green still, he is off and on the bit, but he has got the makings of a nice horse. “He has always shown promise,

he is just a big horse, but he is a good, gaited horse.” Wheels Of Fortune is raced by Peter Cates and his daughters, Nikki Copland and Joanne Lovett, and has now won $16,000 in stakes from just three race day appearances. The win kept Hay’s impressive

strike rate for the season going, with 36 runners to the races since the start of the year netting seven winners and 10 placings with an almost 50 per cent record on finishing top three. Mid Canterbury was all around the action on Sunday at Rangiora, with smart pacing mare Shanika making it back-to-back wins also in the race prior to Wheels Of Fortune. The daughter of Bettor’s Delight is raced by Wendy Nordqvist out of the Brent White stable, and has now won three times and placed on a further two occasions since joining the stable eight starts ago. Gerard O’Reilly handled the driving duties on Sunday. It was the second leg of a winning double weekend for Nordqvist, who found her way into the winners’ circle at Addington on Friday night as well with consistent pacer, Got You Covered. The Robert and Jenna Dunntrained pacer made it win No.10 from his 55-start career in the $20,000 event with a perfect drive from Robbie Close. Got You Covered has now earned more than $133,000 in his career, with a potential tilt at the New Zealand Trotting Cup in November now on the cards.

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Ashburton Guardian Tuesday, May 24, 2022

Celtic halfback Liam McCormack looks to find a waiting Max Stapleton during their side’s big win on Saturday. PHOTO GRAHAM SHAW

No chance for resting on laurels By Matt Markham & Steve Devereux matt.m@theguardian.co.nz

Laurels can be rested upon next week, but for now it’s still all on for Mid Canterbury’s senior rugby sides. With one week remaining in the normal season of the Country Combined competition, only one team across the 21 sides competing this season can confidently say they’ll make the top eight. That position is held by this season’s surprise packet, Saracens, who despite a shock loss last weekend can’t be knocked out of either first or second in their pool, even though they have the bye this week. For almost everyone else, it’s still very much a case of game on.

At a glance Methven 21 (Tom Reekie,

Manasa Vula, Xavier Barlett tries, Reuben Early 3 conv.) lost to Southbridge 32. Celtic 53 (Isireli Masiwini 2, Raitube Vasurakuta 2, Kaydis Hona, Shepherd Mhembere, Nicky Brown, Max Stapleton, Nathan McCloy tries, Elyh McKibbin 4 conv.) beat Rolleston 15. Southern 50 (Callum Burrell 2, Hamish Mackenzie 2, Matthew McAtamney 2, Adam Williamson, Will Mackenzie tries, Tom Middleton 3 conv, Will Green, Will Mackenzie conv.) beat West Melton 12. Rakaia 7 (Harry Ashworth try, Thomas Whittaker conv) lost to Springston 39.

Celtic and Southern kept their chances well alive with good wins on the weekend, but Celtic can do no more with the bye in the final round, while Southern can assure themselves a spot if they can topple Springston this weekend. Methven suffered their first defeat of the competition to Southbridge, and with it their chances of making the top two in a competitive pool became a lot harder, requiring a few results to go their way and a big win in their match against Ashley. For Rakaia, it was a tough mountain to climb already, and it became insurmountable when they were beaten by Springston on Saturday. Southern, Celtic and Methven can all either sneak through with a top two spot or through one of the two wildcard entries for the next two highest teams across all three pools, but the calculators are going to need to come out on Saturday night to work out exactly how it’s all going to unfold. In their final act for the normal season, and on their Club Day, Celtic shone bright with a glorious day and glorious footy against Rolleston, winning 53-15. Celtic’s first try, to Sireli Masiwini, came after a Rolleston clearance under pressure failed to find touch, and Celtic’s big runners brought it wide and eventually crashed through the defensive line. Sean McCormick was producing some barnstorming runs, and from one of them Raitube Vasurakuta received good ball and brushed through four tackles to score a few minutes later. The visitors were still well in the hunt, but the green machine was starting to take control, and another long-range effort followed before the break. A neat wrap-around move saw

skipper Nathan McCloy get the ball back, and he put Vasurakuta into a yawning gap on the halfway mark – with space to work in he’s a very hard man to stop, and the scoreline read 17-5 at halftime. Instead of coming out firing after the break, though, Celtic hit a flat patch; dropped ball, missed tackles, men in the wrong place – and a good side would have punished them, but all Rolleston could muster for ten minutes of

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Max Stapleton was the man at the end of the line in the next movement to add his name to the scoresheet, and the half-century loomed at 48-8. Celtic’s last try may have been against a shattered defence but was still a cracker. After Masawini had crashed through up the centre around halfway, McCloy took the ball on an inside pass going back across the defensive line, and sliced right through to dot

Perhaps there were stern words under the posts, because at that point somebody flicked a big switch.

domination was a penalty to add to their tally. Perhaps there were stern words under the posts, because at that point somebody flicked a big switch. From a quick lineout throw, Nick McKain launched a huge pass out to the centres, the move went back and forth across the paddock until the defence was run ragged, and Kaydis Hona crashed over. Elyh McKibbin was finally getting the range and added the extras, and the green machine was on the charge. Shepherd Mhembere was in minutes later after another big build-up, then Masawini was in again, on the back of some slick passing involving forwards and backs, from a long way out. While the power runners in the middle were creating gaps everywhere, McKibbin and Nixon Brown on the wings were desperate to get in on the action, and Brown was next in, after receiving the ball on the left flank and breaking tackles with speed and power on his way to dotting down under the sticks.

down in front of a raucous crowd of supporters. Celtic lost a bit of focus in the last few minutes and Rolleston actually scored the last try of the match, but the damage was well and truly done. Out at Mayfield, three unanswered first half tries set the tone for Southern and they never looked back against West Melton, winning 50-12. Callum Burrell, Hamish Mackenzie and Matthew McAtamney all dotted down in the first 40 minutes and then turned around in the second half and repeated the dose with doubles to their names alongside, Adam Williamson and Will Mackenzie who also scored. Mackenzie was given the final act of the game, converting his own try to see the half century as the defending champions really hit their straps with the playoffs looming. Methven struck first in their top-of-the-table clash with Southbridge on the other side of the river through Tom Reekie to take the lead, and looked to be control of the match, but being

the champion side that they are Southbridge bounced straight back with two tries of their own. A second for Methven through Manasa Vula levelled things up again, but a late Southbridge try saw them take a seven-point lead into the halftime break. An early home side penalty in the second half extended that lead to 10 points, but Methven bounced right back to remain in contention with an Xavier Bartlett try midway through the half and give themselves a chance of success, but Southbridge scored again and were able to hold off the Methven challenge in the third quarter to get the win. Rakaia were still well in commission in their match just down the road in Springston at halftime too, down by just seven after a Harry Ashworth try in the first half – but that was to be their day as their hosts ran in four unanswered tries in the second half to win comfortably. Rakaia will look to build momentum now for the second stage of the competition with a match against Hornby this week.

Standings Pool A: Southbridge 22,

Darfield 20, Lincoln 17, Methven 17, Ashley 12, Oxford 7, Woodend 1, Pool B: Celtic 22, Glenmark/ Cheviot 19, Waihora 17, Prebbleton 17, Kaiapoi 13, Hurunui 6, Rolleston 0. Pool C: Saracens 25, Southern 20, Springston 20, Ohoka 15, Rakaia 5, West Melton 3, Hornby 2.

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Ashburton Guardian Tuesday, May 24, 2022

The Mid Canterbury United 17th grade defensive wall look to get up high during their win over Cashmere Tech on Saturday. PHOTO DOUG BOVETT

Mid Canterbury United enjoy busy day at home Matt Markham A feast of football on the Ashburton Domain on Saturday was almost the perfect day out for Mid Canterbury United football sides on the weekend, with three out of four matches going to home side. Only the Mid Canterbury United seniors ended on the wrong side of the ledger, losing their New World Premiership match to the high-flying Western AFC 1-9 in the day’s main event. After dropping three goals in the first 20 minutes of the match, Mid Canterbury fought back strongly through to almost half-time before a late Western goal extended the lead further. With a never-die attitude though, after the visitors’ fourth, Mid Canterbury bounced back and scored one of their own almost immediately through Nicholas Eden to trail 1-4 at the break.

Five second half goals to Western put the match beyond doubt though as they waltzed away with the match. The Mid Canterbury side will pick themselves up this week and get back to work to prepare for a clash with Halswell United this week, with both sides in similar positions on the overall standings for the season and hunting for another victory. The Mid Canterbury Reserves kept their unbeaten season intact with a 2-1 win over Hornby United next door to the senior match. They’re now six wins from six matches and should extend that to seven this week against Nomads who have just one win next to their name. The Mid Canterbury 17th grade side were in good form on Saturday as well, picking up a 7-2 win over Cashmere Technical in front of a big crowd of home supporters and the Mid Canterbury 15th grade side were also victorious, winning 3-0 in their match against Waimak United. The 13th grade couldn’t quite emulate the club’s other youth sides, losing a tight encounter at Brookside Park in Christchurch against Selwyn, 1-2.

The Mid Canterbury senior women’s hockey side were beaten 1-4 by Rangiora on Saturday.

Tough day out on the turf PHOTO SUPPLIED

Matt Markham With the senior men’s side sitting out the weekend with the bye, all eyes were on the Mid Canterbury senior women’s team in Canterbury Hockey’s Division One competition on Saturday. Up against Rangiora at Rolleston, the side were looking to build on some promising performances in their debut season in the competition thus far against a side similarly placed to them, but were unable to get a win on the board, losing 1-4. The match started well for the Mid Canterbury ladies though, as they struck early. After some good possession and strong play, they worked their way into the circle and found the back of the net with a goal to Sarah Wilson to take the early lead and assume control. They had to relent that control shortly after though, as Rangiora bounced back with-

in two minutes to bring the scores to level heading into the break at the end of the first quarter. The second quarter was all Mid Canterbury for the majority as they peppered the Rangiora defence with both attack and shots on goal, but it was for no reward. Then, against the run of play as the end of the first half loomed, Rangiora turned it around and went the length of the turf and didn’t miss, taking the lead for the first time in the match to go up 2-1 at halftime. Two further goals put Rangiora well up heading into the final third of the match, and try as they might, Mid Canterbury were unable to eat back any of the margin on the scoreboard, with the match ending 1-4 to the Rangiora side. The Mid Canterbury ladies will need to pick themselves up quickly this week, with a big clash against the top of the table Marist side looming this Saturday at Nga Puna Wai. The men, who sit near the top of the standings in their competition, will be out for revenge this week as they take on Hornby, who thus far this season are the only side to have beaten them.

Double delight for Thomas Speaking after his win on Saturday, Thomas said he was excited to represent Ashburton in the Matt Henselite event once again. “It was a tough day of bowls, a lot of really good Markham matches across the day and then a good final,” he said. “I’m looking forward to hopefully getting back New Zealand indoor bowls representative, Simon to the national final and doing the job for AshThomas enjoyed double-delight on the weekend, burton, this association has given me a lot and claiming two major singles titles in the space of it would be nice to repay it all with national suc24 hours. cess.” The Rakaia Indoor Bowling Club member From a field of 13 players on Saturday, seven kicked off his weekdid enough to qualiend with a domiThis association has given me a lot and it fy for the post-section nant display to win would be nice to repay it all with national stage. Thomas squared the Henselite Sinoff with Grant Wilson in success gles in Ashburton one semi-final winning on Saturday, hold15-13, while Jeremy ing off the challenges of a strong field of players Markham took down Ken Mackenzie 14-9 in the to win the title and advance to the next stage of other to advance to the final. the national competition. Thomas showed his class in the final, winning He’ll now advance to the zone playoff of the comfortably to kickstart a big weekend. competition, where he’ll play winners from Saturday’s singles event followed on from across the eastern side of the South Island, with Thursday night’s championship pairs post-secthe winner of that event heading to the national tion where Geoff Laird and Joan Hardy were vicfinal later in the season. torious. Thomas then backed his effort up on Sunday After qualifying the week earlier, Laird and Harto win the Canterbury Singles in Christchurch, dy beat Markham and Jacqueline Ross in the fiagain taking on a strong field of players. That win nal, giving Laird his ninth championship title and Simon Thomas and Jeremy Markham after the Henselite Singles final on Saturday. gave him his 25th Canterbury Indoor Bowls title. Hardy her second. PHOTO MATT MARKHAM

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FinalWhistle The Guardian’s sports wrap

Ashburton Guardian Tuesday, May 24, 2022

calling time on a week of sport

A feast of football Wheels Of Success

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The heat goes on

Four of Mid Canterbury United Football Club’s five Saturday afternoon teams did battle on home ground on the weekend on what was a huge day on the Ashburton Domain. And for the majority it was a successful Saturday out. FULL STORY: P25

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