Ashburton Guardian, Tuesday, September 27, 2022

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That was the reaction from organiser Carol Johns (pictured centre) to the Ashburton Market Day. Johns, flanked by Stacey Broadbent (left) and Sheena Clark, were the brains behind the popular return of the community market event in which thousands crammed on to East Steet to enjoy goodies from more than 100 stalls.

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Preece dismisses resignation calls

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Anzco denies breaching rules

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Anzco Foods deny their massive Wakanui feedlot has breached biosecurity rules, leaving it and nearby farms having to cull live stock to curb an infectious cattle disease.

“At no time has Five Star Beef breached the act or operated out side MPI’s (Ministry of Primary Industries) instructions,’’ Anzco Foods’ general manager systems, supply and sustainability, Grant Bunting, said in a written state ment.

But Anzco‘s Five Star Beef feedlot, where the deadly bacterial disease mycoplasma bovis (M. bovis) was first detected in 2018, must now depopu late all animals start ing next month to stop it spreading fur ther.

At its operational peak, the feedlot could grow or fatten up to 12,000 cattle until they reached slaugh ter weight. Now a big number of those ani mals, if not all of them, faced being culled. Another eight nearby cattle farms – includ ing three properties owned by Anzco –would also undergo a mass animal slaugh ter by mid-January 2023, with a further six farms to undergo in creased testing.

The news has dev astated everyone involved and left farmers angry and nervous, with MPI’s M. bovis programme

MID CANTY’S BOVIS FEARS

What: The Five Star Beef feedlot, owned by Anzco Foods, must undergo a massive cull of its animals to stop the spread of mycoplasma bovis cattle disease. It farms about 12,000 cattle, with culling to begin in midOctober.

Other farms impacted: Eight nearby farms in a high-risk area would also be depopulated, with a further six in an at-risk area to undergo increased testing.

What’s Ministry of Primary Industries saying: That the transmission route from the feed outlet to other farms was “unclear”.

director Simon Andrew admit ting how the disease was trans mitted “remains unclear’’.

All fingers are pointed at An zco Foods’ feedlot operation, but Bunting said they have been working “closely’’ with MPI since M. bovis was found at its Five Star Beef site four years ago.

He also said the feedlot had implemented all of MPI’s biose curity requirements, followed its advice and that the Five Star site was a “complex operation’’ but all jobs would be retained.

“Five Star Beef will go through the same depopulation process as all other farms,’’ he said.

“It will be empty of cattle by the end of the year when it will un dergo a 60-day standdown and a cleaning and disinfecting pro cess. After this, the operation will start repopulating again.’’ Bunting’s response did not wash with an industry insid er, who the Guardian agreed not to name because the whistleblower feared a profes sional and person al backlash if his identity became public.

“No quaran tine or mitigation measures were taken on the feedlot, or its other farms, to prevent the spread of the dis

“(That) included (following) legislation, requiring double fencing on all boundaries of its farms that contained infect ed sick cows bordering grazing blocks owned by other farmers.

“I have a photo of one such ex ample whereby sick Five Star ani mals were separated from anoth er farm’s grazing block, with (just) a two-strand hotwire fence!’’

He also claimed that on Thurs day last week a transport truck broke biosecurity rules by leav ing the feedlot “covered in efflu

ent and leaking effluent all over the road’’.

He said that was a clear breach because no biological material should leave M. bovis notified properties, “including effluent’’.

But Anzco Foods disputed that view, saying the removal of ma nure from their operation had been a permitted activity and it had complied with all regulatory and statutory requirements, in cluding transport and roading.

“Based on all advice to-date, manure is not considered to be a vector for mycoplasma bo vis,’’ Bunting said about what is a complicated bacterial disease, which had plagued the dairy in dustry since it was discovered in New Zealand in 2017.

The bacteria effects cows but has no impact on human health. It can also get into the udder and cows can pass it on to calves through their milk.

In calves, it can cause pneu monia and is difficult to treat, while in fully-grown animals it can cause mastitis and arthritis.

MPI believed the disease may have first arrived in New Zealand in late 2015 or 2016 before being officially detected.

The whistleblower hoped that by coming forward it would help “ignite a fire under MPI, Anzco and ultimately the Government ministers involved’’ because he thought their control and man agement of the situation in Mid Canterbury left a lot to be desired.

“… the farmers of this district need answers particularly why and how they became infected,’’ he said.

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No quarantine or mitigation measures were taken on the feedlot, or its other farms, to prevent the spread of the disease – whistleblower

Preece dismisses resignation calls

College principal responds to latest bullying accusations

Ashburton College principal Ross Preece feels no pressure to resign after further stinging national media bullying claims against his school.

The allegations, which includ ed a suggestion that a student attempted suicide because she had been bullied, has again left Ashburton’s only high school in damage control.

It was only weeks ago that the college was in the national bul lying spotlight after revelations by a former 15-year-old female student, who felt so threatened that she had to enrol at an other school.

The latest claims were made in an explosive account on tel evision and via an online story, which included cellphone video footage of two boys fighting in the school toilets and airing of part of a secretly recorded in terview between Preece and a mother of an alleged bullied stu dent.

The stor y contained sugges tions from unnamed parents that Preece needed to be ac countable for what they felt was ongoing bullying mismanage ment and that he should resign.

Preece, who pointed out that the boys’ fight was dealt with six weeks ago, said calls to resign were “sadly part of the job’’ for any principal.

He was concerned about pos sible industry knock-on effects such allegations could have in attracting future principals na tionally.

“What does scare me is that the number of people who as pire to be principals is dropping.

“That’s a real issue. If you look at disinformation type of stuff getting out there, principal as pirants might be looking at that and be thinking, ‘no, thanks. I’ll just stay as a DP (deputy princi pal)’.

“That is a real worry.’’

Preece said he would always listen to and seek the opinions of those he respected when it came to evaluating his own per formance.

“I’ve had a number of messag es from staff today, saying you are doing a really good job,’’ he said.

“And I’ve had about 10 mes sages from the ministry (of ed ucation) and another colleague, saying, ‘hey listen. It’s just un fortunate. It’s your (school’s) n (to attract negative national

the latest bullying drama claims.

He said the “vast majority’’ of students and families knew Ashburton College was a ‘’great school’’ but that he was unable to give his side to bullying alle gations because of privacy is sues involving all parties.

We regret that some parents have a negative view of the col lege, but there are thousands of college students who have had a successful experience. Bullying is part of life.

“Fourteen and 15-year-olds, particularly when you throw in social media, are not good at moderating their own behav iour.

“They learn with their own ex perience. It’s just a huge frustra tion.’’

Unfortunately, bullying claims attracting national attention are not new for the college.

Last year, there was an in

teacher of all allegations, which stretched back at least three years.

In 2018, there was a violent group attack on a boy, while in 2017 a young girl had her head stomped into the ground in a vicious attack captured on cam era.

In 2015, three students were also suspended after putting a cloth bag over a boy’s head and telling him, “this is just like Isis”, the terrorist militant group in the Middle East.

As the fallout continued from the latest accusations, Preece stressed that he would always remain focused on protecting the school and its students, and that the college’s bullying mes sages never changed.

“If you have an issue with bul lying, the first thing is to tell somebody e can deal with

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Fourteen and 15-year-olds, particularly when you throw in social media, are not good at moderating their own behaviour
ROSS PREECE

Contractors issued a ‘please explain’

the ongoing issues with insufficient funding across New Zealand to maintain the network.

Current Ashburton Mayor Neil Brown has told the roading contractors they must do better.

Brown, chief executive Hamish Riach, and infrastructure services group manager Neil McCann met with roading contractor HEB this week to discuss the roading network maintenance.

Brown said he informed HEB’s regional infrastructure executive general manager, David Simpson, how “unhappy we are with the work they have been doing on their maintenance over the last year”.

“And ‘what are they going to do about it’.”

Riach said the discussion around what HEB can do better started with the acknowledgment of back-to-back wet winters and

“Acknowledging those constraints, how do we make our scarce resources go a bit further, or how can we do better in the context of the overarching concerns about the roading network,” Riach said.

Brown said HEB is now developing a model for improvement, “on how they think they can do things differently and improve on the maintenance of our roading network”.

HEB will present its plan to the new council in November.

Brown also noted that Local Government NZ (LGNZ) is calling for an independent review of transport funding within the next 12 months.

Brown said the productive meeting with HEB and the request for a funding review, shows the council is coming at the roading problems from all angles “so we try and do better”.

Riach said that in the middle of

winter, when the ground is wet, “there is almost no technology that can fix a pot hole beyond a couple of days”.

“The trick is to do a really good job of the rehab work when the weather is great so the water doesn’t get in.”

McCann said the council is

sidised road funding.

“This is going to be a summer that we want to see delivery and an improvement of the assets.

“A lot of money is going towards it and a lot of work has gone into setting up and programming the works so we, with HEB, are looking forward to a successful road-

A lot of money is going towards it and a lot or work has gone into setting up and programming the works so we, with HEB, are looking forward to a successful roading programme

about to get stuck into the maintenance programme.

“We have a big programme this coming summer, it’s bigger than last year.”

The entire capital works roading programme was delivered last year and there is more on the books this year, with the council adding $1.7m in unsub-

ing programme.”

Pothole spotting

Councillor Stuart Wilson says the solution for the pothole problems, especially over the wetter winter months, is tackling them sooner rather than later.

“If we can encouraging people to report potholes when they are

small. It’s so much quicker and easier [to fix] and to me, they last a lot longer.

“It’s these gigantic big holes. They are the ones that continually [cause problems].”

Utilising the Snap, Send, Solve app to identify a pothole as soon as it develops will avoid the larger, harder-to-fix potholes from emerging and recurring, he said.

Current Ashburton Mayor Neil Brown agreed.

“Every person has a piece of road outside their property. They need to take, not ownership of it, but stewardship of it and if it’s not right Snap, Send. Solve it in.

“If they all did that we would be on to it,” Brown said.

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Roading contractors HEB have been told they must do better and present their plans on how they will acheive better results to the Ashburton District Council later this year. PHOTO SUPPLIED
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Trip to Oamaru in memory of his brother

Allan Andrews is making a nostalgic trip back to his old school in Oamaru and is taking 70 passengers with him.

Allan, who has an eight hectare lifestyle block on Cochrane’s Road, is making the trip in memory of his brother, Lindsay, who died from leukaemia, and to raise money for Cancer Society, Ashburton.

He’s hired two Ritchie’s buses and he, and his wife, Jeanette, will drive to the Hall of Memories at Waitaki Boys High and other North Otago hotspots this morning.

Allan himself suffered from non-Hodgkin’s lymphoma just over 40 years ago and was given a 5 per cent chance of recovery while Jeannette had bowel cancer with two-thirds of her liver removed 12 years ago.

They’re survivors and intend to give something back to other sufferers and the Cancer Society.

From fares charged, Allan and Jeannette want to hand over $2000 to the Ashburton branch.

“I had chemotherapy on and off for eight months during 1988,” he said. “I had a strong heart and the oncologist told me the medication would either kill or cure me.

After three days he saw a glimmer of hope and I started improving from then on.”

The Andrews farmed at Glenavy, south of Timaru, and, during Allan’s recovery, Jeannette took over the property and lambed 1500 ewes. But health reasons saw them move to Geraldine in 2001 and then to their Ashburton lifestyle block seven years ago.

His story is told in his book, Allan Andrews 70 Years On. Proceeds from the sale were given to

the Cancer Society.

Now Allan is making the trip for two reasons. He wants the passengers, mostly cancer sufferers and Friendship Club members, to enjoy a day’s outing, but the focus for him is to visit the Hall of Memories.

“It’s going to be very moving for me to return. We’ll be piped to the venue by a senior student. There

the deputy principal will give an organ interlude and I’ll share my memories with the passengers,” he said.

“It’s going to give me a lot of personal satisfaction. It will be very nostalgic.”

The day out includes the Steampunk HQ in Oamaru, an ancient flour mill at Ngapara and a visit to Neil and Dot Smith’s cas-

tle on State Highway 1.

Allan and Jeannette both drive for Ritchie’s, so the buses were available on discounted rates. During the journey he’ll use his microphone to tell anecdotes about South Canterbury and North Otago.

“It’ll be an information trip as well. I get quite colourful on the microphone,” he promised.

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Allan Andrews has prepared two buses for a nostalgic trip back to Oamaru today. PHOTO MALCOLM HOPWOOD

Where our candidates stand

There are 20 candidates vying for the 10 seats at the Ashburton District Council. To help provide voters with a much broader view of the candidates than the 150-word blurb in the election booklet allows, they were each sent 10 questions covering key issues to further help frame candidates’ views and positions.

The Ashburton Ward was featured in Saturday’s Guardian, so today we cover the mayoralty, and the Eastern and Western Ward candidates.

1: Roading is the biggest concern in the districthow do you propose to solve it?

More money put into roading will assist. I have lobbied central government ministers for the funding model to be reviewed as the present funding model isn’t working well.

2: What do you see as the big issues in the district?

The reten�on of the Three Waters in local control and localism in general – ensuring we have a say for our community.

3: How will you seek to solve them?

Keep lobbying central government and show them their proposed model of centralisa�on is not workable.

4: What three projects do you think council should focus on?

Roads, Three Waters and gaining equitable funding for the second urban Ashburton bridge.

5: What area, other than roads, can the council do be�er?

Deliver projects in a �melier manner and hold contractors to account for the work they do for us.

6: Should council be spending on climate change ini�a�ves?

Council takes climate change into account when replacing infrastructure and should work to reduce its own carbon footprint.

7: How do you propose to improve the Ashburton District as a des�na�on to a�ract new residents and tourists?

Our town centre upgrades and con�nuous improvement to our infrastructure makes Ashburton very a�rac�ve to live in; increase tourism through good promo�on.

8: What is your view on co-governance and the Crown mee�ng its obliga�ons under Te Tiri�? Council, like all people and organisa�ons, must meet its obliga�ons under Te Tiri� and work in partnership with iwi.

9: How do you plan to increase community engagement in local governance?

By keeping the community informed with high quality, factually honest informa�on through our mul�-media approach we use currently.

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EASTERN WARD Lynette Lovett

EASTERN WARD Keith Townshend

I would like to see old character buildings retained. The facade would be old with new interior. Colourful roadside murals and promo�on of the foothills, bush and mountain scenery.

6: Should council be spending on climate change ini�a�ves?

No. Our farmers do an amazing job yet they get no carbon credits. Fully agree on sustainability.

Roading is the biggest concern in the district- how do you propose to solve it?

Local Government is calling for a review of Waka Kotahi as the funding of roading maintenance is inadequate. It is not fit for purpose.

2: What do you see as the big issues in the district?

Three Waters, funding for the new bridge, Resource Management Act.

3: How will you seek to solve them?

Keep advoca�ng to government for funding, answer ques�ons, and involve us in decision making.

4: What three projects do you think council should focus on?

Funding for the new local bridge, we need it now. Finish the new library administra�on building on budget. Methven and surrounding districts, water upgrades.

5: What area, other than roads, can the council do be�er?

Promo�ng the good stories and achievements of our district.

6: Should council be spending on climate change ini�a�ves?

We have a climate change policy intertwined into every facet of council, eg work programmes and policies and a Civil Defence staff member working on community plans.

7: How do you propose to improve the Ashburton District as a des�na�on to a�ract new residents and tourists?

Keep working with our economic development team to encourage new businesses to set up here. Council is an enabler and to get businesses to promote themselves and tell their stories.

8: What is your view on co-governance and the Crown mee�ng its obliga�ons under Te Tiri�?

One person one vote, that is our democra�c way. Council consults now with Iwi on all projects undertaken, we work as a partnership and staff hold regular mee�ngs.

9: How do you plan to increase community engagement in local governance?

In the last several years we have made major inroads with upgrading the website, YouTube, Facebook, and snap send solve. We now live stream mee�ngs and consulta�ons can be done online or in person.

1: Roading is the biggest concern in the district – how do you propose to solve it?

By reducing consultancy fees if possible, allowing more funds to a�end to the real work.

2: What do you see as the big issues in the district?

Three Waters is an a�empt at the biggest the� in NZ history to steal local assets. Government will be a�er irriga�on water next. We must not let this happen.

3: How will you seek to solve them?

I propose to withdraw from LGNZ (align with Timaru and others).

Total non-co-opera�on with Government. I will give my all to fight this.

4: What three projects do you think council should focus on?

Bridge. Four lane highway to Christchurch. Moving the rail shun�ng yard.

5: What area, other than roads, can the council do be�er?

7: How do you propose to improve the Ashburton District as a destina�on to a�ract new residents and tourists?

Suggest spruce up the West Street corridor. That’s what travellers will remember. Agriculture is the lifeblood of the district crea�ng employment.

8: What is your view on cogovernance and the Crown mee�ng its obliga�ons under Te Tiri�?

Against. I would ques�on the interpreta�on. This would be the first step to end democracy in our district. Appointed outsiders would not be welcome.

9: How do you plan to increase community engagement in local governance?

We must honour those who have gone before us. This is an amazing district with beauty and character. We need to be posi�ve and thankful for what we have here.

Posi�ve a�tudes bring engagement.

EASTERN WARD Richard Wilson

Protect our key infrastructure. Con�nue improvements of our district’s recrea�onal facili�es.

5: What area, other than roads, can the council do be�er?

Focus on core assets.

6: Should council be spending on climate change ini�a�ves?

EASTERN WARD

Rob Mackle

1: Roading is the biggest concern in the district – how do you propose to solve it?

Make sure that all parts of the roading supply chain are held to account. Repairs are completed on �me and to a high standard. We con�nue to invest in our roading network as this is the lifeblood of our district.

2: What do you see as the big issues in the district?

Government and outside influences s�fling our district’s growth and our environment’s improvements.

3: How will you seek to solve them?

Advocate for Ashburton District whenever possible.

4: What three projects do you think council should focus on?

Keeping Ashburton District as a good place to live and do business, in so crea�ng good employment.

The council should ensure it supports our communi�es to adapt to climate change, any money spent has to come from somewhere. Higher rates! The climate change industry is big enough without council financing it as well.

7: How do you propose to improve the Ashburton District as a des�na�on to a�ract new residents and tourists?

A good place to conduct business leads to good jobs and con�nue to improve all the district’s recrea�onal facili�es.

8: What is your view on cogovernance and the Crown mee�ng its obliga�ons under Te Tiri�?

I believe in one equal vote per person.

9: How do you plan to increase community engagement in local governance?

I believe in democracy. Allowing people to have a say and listening is a councillor’s job.

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WESTERN WARD Liz McMillan

1: Roading is the biggest concern in the district – how do you propose to solve it?

Suppor�ng council to lobby for an increase in our subsidy from Waka Kotahi/NZTA. More $$ are needed.

2: What do you see as the big issues in the district? Road safety – intersec�ons/schools. Making our district’s voices heard on proposed reforms at a na�onal level. Rates increases vs levels of service.

3: How will you seek to solve them?

Suppor�ng the councillors and the mayor to make sure our voices are heard regarding the proposed reforms/challenges. Due diligence when going through the budgets to find any savings.

4: What three projects do you think council should focus on?

Water membrane treatment plant construc�on kept on track, comple�on of library and civic building, securing funding for second bridge.

5: What area, other than roads, can the council do be�er?

VOTING IN LOCAL ELECTIONS

This year’s local elections will be held by postal vote.

Voting papers and information about the candidates will arrive in mailboxes from September 16, 2022

» Once you receive your voting papers, read instructions, complete your voting document, and post it back in the orange envelope provided no later than Tuesday, October 4 (to ensure it arrives back before the deadline).

» You can also return your completed voting documents to the orange ballot boxes at the Ashburton Public Library, Methven iHub or Ashburton District Council administration building right up until closing.

Voting closes at noon on Saturday, October 8 – voteashburton.nz

Drinking water has been an issue for the foothills and Methven areas – this should improve with our new

WESTERN WARD Lynda Topp

1: Roading is the biggest concern in the district – how do you propose to solve it?

Roading has been underfunded for years. Work on the problem has been a quick fix. We need to do the job properly and spend our budget wisely. Contractors must be accountable. Council is prepared to spend $3m on the architectural landscape of Baring Square, but has not spent enough on the district wide problem of roading.

2: What do you see as the big issues in the district?

Drinking water, infrastructure upgrades, communica�on

3: How will you seek to solve them?

The first two are funding issues and the commitment to long-term fixes. The council also needs to be more transparent and involve the community much more.

4: What three projects do you think council should focus on?

Drinking water, roading, infrastructure.

5: What area, other than roads, can the council do be�er?

Improve drinking water, be more transparent and spend their budget on necessi�es not nice�es.

6: Should council be spending on climate change ini�a�ves?

Yes, should be included in the long-term plan, I believe one of our climate-based issues will be more flooding.

membrane treatment plants.

6: Should council be spending on climate change ini�a�ves?

Yes, by incorpora�ng our climate change policy into the decisions on roading, stormwater etc to ensure infrastructure can handle regular, severe weather events.

7: How do you propose to improve the Ashburton District as a des�na�on to a�ract new residents and tourists? This sounds simple but I have been asking for a district wide events calendar and a ‘what’s on’ sign coming into the district. Also need co-ordina�on of more events for the district.

8: What is your view on co-governance and the Crown mee�ng its obliga�ons under Te Tiri�? Co-governance is appropriate where prac�cal. The council should be mee�ng obliga�ons under Te Tiri�.

9: How do you plan to increase community engagement in local governance?

I’ve seen more uptake on consulta�on when we have a specific purpose consulta�on day – keen to see us do this more.

Council and ECan must work together more closely to reduce this problem especially in the farming areas and to minimise the threat to urban areas.

7: How do you propose to improve the Ashburton District as a des�na�on to a�ract new residents and tourists?

To improve and a�ract tourists to our district we must define where those areas are. Des�na�ons that offer ac�vi�es such as skiing, biking, hiking, hun�ng and fishing, are mostly where people want to visit. These areas should be funded accordingly. Before we try to a�ract new residents, we must improve our infrastructure and have fair and reasonable rates.

8: What is your view on co-governance and the Crown mee�ng its obliga�ons under Te Tiri�?

Co-governance is described as partnerships not ownership, the Three Waters plan by the Government is a prime example of this. Not a fan of Three Waters. The crown and all councils are all obligated under the Te Reo Treaty principles of partnership, par�cipa�on and protec�on to address inequi�es.

9: How do you plan to increase community engagement in local governance?

Talk to the locals, finding out what people want is a crucial part of being a councillor, we are there to represent ratepayers and the community, not be guided by our own personal agendas.

Tight race for Methven Community Board

sue that needs constant scrutiny.”

Also seeking a second term is Richie Owen, who is “passionate about Methven and being an advocate for the community”.

“I really enjoyed the last term, learned a lot, and have a lot more to offer,” Owen said.

my age with the experience I have, I can provide a fresh outlook,” Preston said.

Six names, five seats.

That’s the equation in the Methven Community Board (MCB) election.

In the running are incumbent board members Kelvin Holmes and Richie Owen along with potential newcomers Megan Fitzgerald, Robin Jenkinson, Allan Lock and Adam Preston.

Holmes, a former Ashburton District councillor, is seeking a second term where he believes his experience can deliver a strong voice on the key issues.

“Attention must be given to maintaining and extending the essential services to a higher standard.

“Water supply is the most obvious is-

Fitzgerald is looking to bring a younger perspective and voice to the table.

At 26 years old, she said she is more than “just a young female candidate”, bringing her own skills and experience.

“I want to make sure the people are at the centre of our decision-making.”

Allan Lock brings a wealth of local experience and said he has concerns about Methven’s infrastructure keeping up with the town’s rapid development.

Adam Preston wants to “bring a fresh voice and ideas to the community board”.

“The demographic of Methven is changing, there is a lot of new young families moving into town and I thought at

Robin Jenkinson wants to use his experience previously working for the Kaikoura District Council and currently working for Ashburton Contracting Limited, wholly owned by the council, to the table. He said he “wants to ensure the town continues in a good direction”.

Once elected, the five board members, with the two Western Ward councillors, will meet once a month to represent the wider-Methven community in council decision-making.

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Market Day has wow factor

People turned up in their thousands to see over 100 stalls for the return of Ashburton’s Market Day.

For organiser Carol Johns it was a case of months of hard work coming together.

“It’s superb. It’s busier than I expected”. Johns said the amount of people showed

how successful events like this could be.

“I hope the (Ashburton District) council can see what can be done,” Johns said.

Johns would like to see the street market remain as it is something special to Ashburton.

“It’s so much better here on the street than in the domain,” said Johns.

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Game, set and match – Federer

Perhaps it was a sign in the crowd that summed it up best.

“On the eighth day, God creat ed Roger Federer,’’ it read, a lady bursting with pride as she waved it from her spot in the stands in a sold out 17,500 London O2 Arena. A special flag on a special night that signalled the end of an era and in an emotional way that world sport has probably never experienced before.

Federer, now 41 but looking as lithe and impeccably presented as he always has – with not a hair out of place – bid adieu to end his superlative 24-year profes sional career that included 20 Grand Slam titles and unofficial recognition as the game’s premier statesman.

That full stop on his pro career came with a loss in a gripping doubles clash playing alongside

Daryl Holden

his long-time rival but close friend Rafael Nadal for Team Europe against Team World’s Frances Tiafoe and Jack Sock of Team in the Laver Cup.

For the record, Tiafoe and Sock saved a match point before winning 11-9 in a third set super tiebreaker. But no-one really cared about that, least of all the Fed Express, his family, friends and supporters, who had turned out to say goodbye and thank you to a player who’s given tennis and the world sport so much for so long.

The occasion, after all, was all

about the Federer farewell and what a farewell it was because af ter the final point in the doubles clash, the emotion hit. Boy, did it hit.

Federer began crying, sobbing at times. But there were plenty of tears to go around in what were quite remarkable touching scenes. Nadal wiped away tears, the occasion clearly getting the better of the Spaniard.

Cascades of clapping and yells of affection came from the stands. Then wife Mirka and their four children – twin girls and twin boys – and Federer’s parents joined him on the court afterward for embraces and, you got it, more crying.

Even those not at the stadium were touched, with former Bel gian women’s star Kim Clijsters capturing the moment perfectly in a tweet which read: “Damn you

Roger ... will be walking around with swollen eyes for the whole weekend.’’

And what finale it was. Some way to bow out, to zip your tennis bag up for one last time in a professional setting. Perhaps we shouldn’t have expected any thing less from Federer because, for some time, his reputation as one of the game’s greats has long been secured, a fan favourite on every court all over the globe. The greatest of all time? Perhaps not, but his was a career that had it all.

At his best, and in times I have been lucky enough to see him play in the flesh, he really was the synonym for tennis. He had the grace, the style and the time.

Who will forget the one-handed backhand, the flawless foot work and even the willingness to reinvent parts of his game –like the serve-volley strategy he

introduced late in his career – to extend his longevity, as younger more powerful players emerged.

He’ll remain one of all sport’s finest athletes, who for two nearly decades bossed tennis at its high est level and set new standards on and off court for professionalism like few before him have, or those following ever will.

Sadly, injuries and Father Time eventually caught up with the great one but in London he ended it his way. Yes, not with a win, but with the grace and humility that made him such a sporting lord, a figure whose exploits transcend ed tennis.

“It’s been a perfect journey,” Federer told the fans in London, tears still rolling down his cheeks.

“I would do it all over again.”

Game, set and match. Federer. Oh, how we’ll all miss hearing that.

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Noon M Missing Daughter MVC 3 2017 Thriller. A recently adopted child has gone missing and it is up to her parents to find her.

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4pm American Pickers PGC 3 5pm Which Car 3 0 5:30 Prime News

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7:30 Trisha’s Southern Kitchen 8am Jamie’s Super Food Family Classics 9am Mysteries at the Monument PG 10am American Pickers PG 11am Salvage Dawgs 11:30 Flea Market

Flip Noon World’s Greatest Hotels PG 1pm Inside the Ritz

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8pm Newshub Live at 8pm 8:30 Undercover Billionaire PG Glenn ends up in hospital and his mission to build a million-dollar business could be over.

9:25 Lost and Found PG 10:25 Extreme Animal Transport PG 11pm It’s Me or the Dog UK PG Victoria meets Max, a St Bernard, who does not know his own strength and cannot help causing his owner serious injuries.

11:30 Flea Market Flip Midnight Infomercials

100 PG 3 Noon Te Ao Tapatahi 12:30 M Merata – How

Mum Decolonised The Screen M 3 2018 Documentary.

2pm Toku Reo 3 2 2:30 Ako 3

2 3pm Tamaiti Tu Winter 3

3:10 ZooMoo 3 3:20 Taki Atu

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4:20 Kainga Whakapaipai 3 4:30 Ariki 3

5pm Haka Life 3 5:15 Ka Hao 3 5:30 Polyfest 3 6pm Haka Ngahau a-Rohe –Aotea 3 6:30 Te Ao Marama

7pm Up 2 7:30 Karena and Kasey’s Kitchen Diplomacy

Karena and Kasey are in Hoi An, Vietnam, to prepare for their toughest challenge, yet.

8pm Moon Tide Fishing PG 8:30 Wild Wars Australia Life for Australian wildlife is a battle for a mate, food and to avoid being eaten.

9:30 Wild Kai Legends PG 3 10pm F Michif Country 10:30 Piri’s Tiki Tour PG 11pm Te Ao Marama 11:30 Closedown

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10:50 Stop Search Seize PG 3

11:45 Snapped M 3 12:40 A Lie to Die For PGC 3

1:40 Below Deck M 3 2:35 Love It Or List It 3 3:35 Top Chef PG 4:30 Shark Tank PG 3 5:30 A Place in the Sun –Summer Sun PG

Ben Hillman shows Rosie and her mum, Melissa, apartments and a house on the Croatian Island of Hvar.

6:30 Stop Search Seize PG 3

7:30 Rich Kids Skint –Holidays M Simona jet-sets off on 11 holidays a year, but she has never been on a budget British break.

8:30 The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills M 9:30 Botched PGLSC A woman hopes Dr Nassif can give her the profile she has always wanted; a singer who is obsessed with Britney Spears seeks bigger breasts.

10:30 Snapped M 3 After human remains are discovered under a trailer, the police suspect that they belong to a man who disappeared five years earlier.

11:30 A Lie to Die For PGC 3

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6am Jeopardy! 6:20 Wheel of Fortune 6:40 Pawn Stars PG 7am Curb Your Enthusiasm MLS 7:35 RBT MC 8:25 Border Security M 8:50 Storage Wars PGL 9:15 Storage Wars PGL 9:40 Chuck MVS 10:30 Fringe 16V 11:30 Pawn Stars PG Noon RBT MC 1pm Raw MVC 4:05 Chuck MVS 5pm Curb Your Enthusiasm MLS 5:35 Storage Wars PGL 6pm Pawn Stars PG 6:30 Pawn Stars PG 7pm Border Security M 7:30 Chuck MVS

8:30 Trucking Hell M A truck has crashed through a barrier, it is tangled up in live electrical wires and there are gas pipes nearby.

9:30 Outback Truckers PGL 10:30 Fringe 16V 11:30 RBT MC

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Midnight RBT MC 12:30 Wheel of Fortune 12:55 Jeopardy! 1:20 Border Security M 1:45 Outback Truckers PGL 2:35 Trucking Hell M 3:30 Storage Wars PGL 3:55 Storage Wars PGL 4:20 Fringe 16V 5:10 Chuck MVS

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Ranfurly Shield – Wellington v Waikato. 6:30 Rugby – NPC (RPL) Southland v Counties Manukau. 8:30 Rugby – NPC (RPL) Canterbury v Auckland.

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3pm Outrageous Acts of Science 0

4pm Bath Crashers 0

4:30 Newshub Live at 4:30pm

5pm Gold Rush 0

6pm Newshub Live at 6pm 7pm The Project

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1:40 Below Deck M 3 2:35 Love It Or List It 3 3:35 Top Chef PG 4:30 Shark Tank PG 3 5:30 A Place in the Sun –Summer Sun PG

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7:30 999 What’s Your Emergency? MLC

At the start of the start of the Covid-19 pandemic, South Yorkshire Police face a surge in anxious calls and crime.

8:30 999 What’s Your Emergency MLC

People seeking revenge feature in a supermarket brawl, a hammer rampage and a hitand-run accident.

9:35 911 Crisis Center MLC

The team supports Donna Majoros when she takes a call that brings a past trauma to light.

10:05 Snapped M 3 A leading comedian is shot dead in his home.

11pm A Lie to Die For PGC 3 A fairy tale romance turns into a deadly nightmare when a husband’s secret past surfaces.

11:50 The Circus PGL 3 12:20 Infomercials

6am Jeopardy! 6:20 Wheel of Fortune 6:40 Pawn Stars PG 7am Curb Your Enthusiasm MLS 7:35 RBT MC 8:25 Border Security M 8:50 Storage Wars PGL 9:15 Storage Wars PG 9:40 Chuck MVS 10:30 Fringe 16V 11:30 Pawn Stars PG 11:55 Jeopardy!

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The survivors of the Enchanter capsize tell their story of how a fishing trip of a lifetime became an unfathomable tragedy that claimed five lives.

9:40 The Men Who Sold the World Cup M

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12:50 Let Them All Talk ML 2020 Comedy. Meryl Streep, Candice Bergen. 2:45 The Space Between MLSC 2021 Comedy. 4:25 The Dry 16V 2020 Drama.

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10:50 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 11:50 World’s Most Unexplained M 3 Thursday 12:20 Closedown 12:30 Infomercials

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12:40 The Blair Witch Project MLC 1999 Thriller. 2am The Hunger Games MV 2012 Sci-fi Adventure. 4:20 The Hunger Games –Catching Fire M 2013 Action.

Iceland With Alexander Armstrong, at 8:30pm

6am My Cat From Hell PG

7am The Pioneer Woman

7:30 Trisha’s Southern Kitchen

8am James Martin – Island to Highlands 9am Mysteries at the Monument PG

10am American Pickers PG

11am Salvage Dawgs 11:30 Flea Market Flip Noon Lost and Found PG 1pm Undercover

Billionaire PG 2pm Extreme

Animal Transport PG 2:30 It’s Me or the Dog UK PG 3pm My Cat

From Hell PG 4pm Giada in Italy

4:30 Nigella – At My Table 5pm Mysteries at the Monument PG

6pm American Pickers PG

7pm Shipping Wars

7:30 Border Security – Australia PG 8pm Newshub Live at 8pm 8:30 Iceland With Alexander Armstrong PG Alexander goes north from Reykjav’k to Húsav’k port for whale watching, he boards a fishing boat and learns how Icelanders prepare Greenland shark to eat.

9:30 Aussie Salvage Squad PG The team is called in to move a bogged down, 20-tonne excavator, and have to retrieve an old vessel.

10:30 Shipping Wars 11pm Border Security – Australia PG 11:30 Flea Market Flip Midnight Infomercials

6am Gallagher Premiership (HLS)

6:35 Between Two Posts 7:35 L Football – UEFA Nations League Ukraine v Scotland. From Marshal Jozef Pilsudski Stadium, Krakow. 9:45 Rugby – NPC (HLS) Manawatu v Otago.

10am Rugby – NPC (RPL)

Ranfurly Shield – Wellington v Waikato.

Noon Rugby – NPC (RPL) Tasman v Northland.

2pm Aotearoa Rugby Pod 3pm Between Two Posts 4pm L Rugby – NPC Bay of Plenty v Northland.

From Tauranga Domain.

6pm Football – UEFA Nations League (RPL) Republic of Ireland v Armenia.

8pm Aotearoa Rugby Pod 9pm Kiwi Football Fix 10pm Football – UEFA Nations League (RPL) Norway v Serbia.

From Ullevaal Stadion, Oslo.

Thursday

Midnight Pacific Brothers and Sisters 12:30 Between Two Posts 1:30 Rugby Nation 2am L Cycling – The CRO Race Stage Two –Otocac to Zadar. From Croatia. 4am Rugby –NPC (RPL) Manawatu v Otago.

6:30 Tamaiti Tu Winter

6:40 Purakau 3 6:50 Takaro

Tribe 3 7am Darwin and Newts 3 7:10 Tamariki Haka 3

7:20 Te Nutube 3 7:30 Kids Kai Kart 3 7:40 Kia Mau 3

7:50 Cube 3 8am Pukana

8:30 Oranga Ngakau 3

9:30 Whanau Living 3

10am Karena and Kasey’s Kitchen

Diplomacy 3

10:30 Toi Te Ora 3

11am Piri’s Tiki Tour PG 3

11:30 Moon Tide Fishing PG

Noon Te Ao Tapatahi

12:30 Piri’s Tiki Tour PG

1pm Wild Wars Australia

2pm Toku Reo 3 2

2:30 Ako 3 2 3pm Tamaiti

Tu Winter 3 3:10 Purakau 3

3:20 Takaro Tribe 3 3:30 Darwin and Newts 3 3:40 Tamariki Haka 3 3:50 Te Nutube 3

4pm Kids Kai Kart 3 4:10 Kia Mau 3 4:20 Cube 3 4:30 Pukana 3 5pm Haka Life 3 5:15 Ka Hao 3 5:30 Polyfest 3

6pm Haka Ngahau a-Rohe –Aotea 3 6:30 Te Ao Marama

7pm Lifted 7:30 5 Minutes of Fame PG

Aspiring singing stars go head-tohead before judges Pere Wihongi and Bella Kalolo for their shot at fame.

8:30 M The Legend of Baron

To’a MLV 2019 Comedy. A young Tongan man returns to his old neighbourhood and inadvertently causes the theft of his late father’s precious pro wrestling title belt. Uli Latukefu, Nathaniel Lees. 10:20 Sidewalk Karaoke 3 10:50 Te Ao Marama 11:20 Closedown

6am Would I Lie to You? PG 6:30 Qi M 7:05 EastEnders PG 7:35 The Bill MVC 8:25 A Touch of Frost MVLC 10:15 Father Brown PG 11am Doc Martin MC 11:50 Midsomer Murders M 1:35 The Bill MVC 2:25 New Tricks MVL 3:25 8 Out of 10 Cats Does

Countdown M 4:20 The Graham Norton Show MVLS 5:15 Who Do You Think You Are? Australia PG Uncle Jack Charles. 6:20 Qi PG 6:55 EastEnders PG 7:25 Qi M 8pm Would I Lie to You? PG

Comedy panel show where contestants bluff about their secrets.

8:35 Guilt MLC

Two very different Scottish brothers kill an old man while driving home. 9:40 Holby City PG As Dom and Isaac grow closer, Dom could be at risk of falling under his spell.

10:45 Keeping Faith M 11:50 Midsomer Murders M Thursday 1:35 Qi PG 2:10 Qi M

2:45 Who Do You Think You Are? Australia PG 3:50 Holby City PG 4:55 Guilt MLC

6:05 How It’s Made PG 6:30 How Do They Do It? PG 6:55 Blowing Up History PG 7:45 Maine Cabin Masters PG 8:35 Airplane Repo MLC 9:25 Fast N’ Loud PG 10:20 Strange Evidence PG 11:15 What on Earth? PG 12:10 How Do They Do It? PG 12:35 How It’s

Made PG 1:05 Expedition X MLC Thailand’s UFO Cult. 2pm Naked and Afraid PG Trouble in Paradise. 2:55 Mega Shippers M 3:50 Deadliest Catch M Arctic Mega Storm. 4:45 Alaska –The Last Frontier MLC Hunting Season Begins. 5:40 Deadliest Catch Special MLC King Crab is Dead. 7:30 Deadliest Catch MLC 8:30 Dirty Jobs PG 9:30 Moonshiners MLC Young Guns. 10:30 Naked and Afraid XL M 40 Days Sacrifice. 11:25 Naked and Afraid M Island of Tears.

Thursday 12:15 Maine Cabin Masters PG 1:05 Expedition X MLC 1:55 Deadliest Catch M 2:45 Naked and Afraid M 3:35 Alaska – The Last Frontier MLC 4:25 Mega Shippers M 5:15 Demolition Down Under PG

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D IS cOVERY t VNZ 1 t VNZ 2 th REE Wh AKAAtA MāORIP RIME 6am Les Mills Born to Move 6:25 Children’s Programmes 0 9am Infomercials 9:30 Les Mills Body Attack 3 0 10am Home and Away PG 3 10:30 Shortland Street PG 3 0 11:05 Charmed PGC Noon Celebrity Treasure Island PG 3 0 1pm Selling Houses Australia 3 0 2:05 The Drew Barrymore Show PG 3pm Will and Grace PG 3 3:30 The Feed PG 5pm The Simpsons PGC 3 0 5:30 Friends 3 6pm The Big Bang Theory PG 3 0 6:30 Home and Away PG 0 7pm Shortland Street PG 0 7:30 Celebrity Treasure Island PG The teams find a clue about the monolith back at their kainga; individual challenges have players battling for the ultimate game changer. 0 8:30 Taskmaster’s New Year Treat 16L 3 A New Year’s special featuring actor John Hannah, news anchor Krishnan Guru-Murthy, actress Nicola Coughlan, presenter Rylan Clark-Neal and Strictly head judge Shirley Ballas. 0 9:30 Live at the Apollo ML 0 10:30 Girls5eva ML 0 11:45 Have You Been Paying Attention? M 3 0 Thursday 12:40 Guilty Party 16VL 0 1:15 Rutherford Falls PG 0 1:45 Emmerdale PG 3 0 2:05 Infomercials 3:05 The Cube 3 0 3:50 Heroes MVC 3 0 4:35 Neighbours PG 3 0 5am Infomercials Wednesday, September 28, 2022
Breakfast 0 9am Unbeatable 0 10am Tipping Point 3 0 11am The Chase 3 0 Noon 1 News at Midday 0 12:30 Emmerdale PG 0 1pm Hollyoaks PG 0 2pm Coronation Street PG 3 0 3pm Tipping Point 0 4pm Te Karere 2 4:30 Heathrow – Britain’s Busiest Airport 3 0 5pm The Chase 3 0 6pm 1 News at 6pm 0 7pm Seven Sharp 0
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The Great Kiwi Bake Off, at 7:30pm

6am Breakfast 0 9am Unbeatable 0 10am Tipping Point 3 0 11am The Chase 3 0

Noon 1 News at Midday 0

12:30 Emmerdale PG 0

1pm Hollyoaks PG 0 2pm Coronation Street PG

3pm Tipping

4pm Te

4:30 Heathrow

Airport

5pm The Chase

6pm 1 News

7pm Seven Sharp

7:30 The Great Kiwi Bake Off

During international week, there is a big call for a guest expert to make and the bakers put their best choux forward. 0 9pm Hard Quiz PG Tom Gleeson puts four selfproclaimed experts through the wringer on roller coasters, Manchester United, The Shining and the Watergate scandal. 0 9:35 Coronation Street PG 0

10:35 1 News Tonight 0

11:05 Shortland Street PG Desi stretches the truth; Maeve cannot escape her blunder; Viv resolves not to go down without a fight. 0

11:40 F For Life MV 0

Friday 12:35 20/20 3 0 1:20 Te Karere 3 2 1:45 Infomercials

5:35 Te Karere 3 2

8am Infomercials

10am Love It Or List It 3

10:50 Stop Search Seize PG 3

11:45 Snapped M 3 12:40 A Lie to Die For PGC 3

1:40 Below Deck M 3 2:35 Love It Or List It 3

3:35 Top Chef PG 4:30 Shark Tank PG 3

5:30 A Place in the Sun –Winter Sun

6:30 Stop Search Seize PG 3

7:30 Rich Listers Diego invites the cast on a buyer’s trip to Queenstown.

8:30 Below Deck –Mediterranean The interior team has a disagreement; Captain Sandy and the deck crew attempt a tricky night docking.

9:30 A&E After Dark MLC

A patient brought in by police claims to have swallowed drugs, but refuses to co-operate.

10:30 Snapped 3 The investigation into a deadly home invasion reveals just how far a father would go for his daughter.

11:30 A Lie to Die For PGC 3

A young entrepreneur goes travelling, but after months of unreturned phone calls, his family digs deeper into his whereabouts.

12:20 Infomercials

Embarrassing Bodies, at 8:30pm

Get the Name Right, at 9:30pm

6am AM 3 9am Infomercials

10:30 Gold Rush PGLC 3 0

11:30 Newshub Live at 11:30am

Noon M A Mother’s Sacrifice MLC 3 2017 Thriller. When a rebellious 17-year-old goes missing, her father puts it down to attention-seeking, but her mother suspects something more sinister. Kristy Swanson, Rick Ravanello. 0

2pm Breaking Amish MLC 0

3pm Outrageous Acts of Science 0 4pm Bath Crashers 0

4:30 Newshub Live at 4:30pm

5pm Gold Rush PGLC 0

6pm Newshub Live at 6pm

7pm The Project

7:30 The Comedy Mixtape MC Featuring, Tofiga Fepulea’i, Bubbah, David Correos and Courtney Dawson. 0

8:30 Mean Mums M 0

9pm The Stand Up Sketch Show 16LC 0

Michael Palin – Travels of a Lifetime, at 7:30pm

8am Henry Danger PGV 3 0

8:50 The Moe Show 3 0

9am Jeopardy 3 9:30 The Neighborhood PGC 0 10am New Amsterdam M 3 0

11am NCIS – New Orleans MVC 3 0 Noon Parenthood MS 1pm House MVSC 0 2pm The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 3 3pm Wheel of Fortune 3:30 Jeopardy

4pm American Pickers PGC 3 5pm Rural Delivery 0 5:30 Prime News

6pm Storage Wars PGL 3 0 7pm Pawn Stars PG 3 7:30 Michael Palin – Travels of a Lifetime PGC 3 Michael Palin reflects on how he became an accidental traveller, going around the world in the footsteps of Phileas Fogg. 0 8:30 The Black Ferns – Wahine

Mediterranean With Simon Reeve, at 9:25pm

6am My Cat From Hell PG 6:55 The Pioneer Woman

7:30 Trisha’s Southern Kitchen 8am Giada in Italy 8:30 Nigella – At My Table

9am Mysteries at the Monument PG 10am American Pickers PG 11am Salvage Dawgs 11:30 Flea Market Flip Noon Aussie

Salvage Squad PG 1pm Iceland with Alexander Armstrong PG 2pm Shipping Wars 2:30 Border Security – Australia PG 3pm My Cat From Hell PG 4pm Bizzare Foods – Delicious Destinations

4:30 Rick Stein’s Cornwall 5:05 Mysteries at the Monument PG

6pm American Pickers PG 7pm Aussie Lobster Men PG 8pm Newshub Live at 8pm 8:30 Bite Club M

6:30 Tamaiti Tu Winter 6:40 ZooMoo 3 6:50 Taki

Atu Taki Mai 7am Darwin and Newts 3 7:10 Smooth 3

7:20 Te Nutube 3 7:30 Haati Paati 3 7:40 Kia Mau

7:50 Kainga Whakapaipai 3

8am Polyfest 3 8:30 Oranga Ngakau 3 9:30 Whanau Living 3 10am Lifted 3

10:30 Toi Te Ora 3

11am 5 Minutes of Fame PG

Noon Te Ao Tapatahi

12:30 My Party Song 3 2:30 Ako 3 2 3pm Tamaiti Tu Winter 3

3:10 ZooMoo 3 3:20 Taki Atu Taki Mai 3

3:30 Darwin and Newts 3 3:40 Smooth 3 3:50 Te Nutube 3 4pm Haati Paati 3 4:10 Kia Mau 3

4:20 Kainga Whakapaipai 3

4:30 Ringa Pakia 3 5pm Haka Life 3 5:15 Ka Hao 3 5:30 Polyfest 3 6pm Haka Ngahau a-Rohe –Waitaha 3 6:30 Te Ao Marama

7pm Fresh PG 7:30 Funny Whare – Gamesnight PG 3

Ten 7 – Aotearoa PG 3 0 11:05 CSI M 0

Friday 12:55 Extant MV 0 1:35 Emmerdale PG 3 0 2am Infomercials 3am The Cube 3 0 3:50 Heroes M 3 0 4:35 F Neighbours PG 0 5am Infomercials

6am Jeopardy! 6:20 Wheel of Fortune 6:40 Pawn Stars PG 7am Curb Your Enthusiasm MLS 7:35 RBT MC 8:25 Border Security M 8:50 Storage Wars PG 9:15 Storage Wars PG 9:40 Chuck MVS

10:30 Fringe 16V 11:30 Pawn Stars PG 11:55 Jeopardy!

12:20 Wheel of Fortune 12:45 FBI – Most Wanted MV 1:40 Lethal Weapon 16VLSC 2:30 Chuck MVS 3:20 RBT MC 4:10 Jeopardy!

4:35 Wheel of Fortune 5pm Curb Your Enthusiasm MLS 5:35 Storage Wars PGL 6pm Pawn Stars PG 6:30 Pawn Stars PG 7pm Border Security M 7:30 Chuck MVS 8:30 La Brea MC 9:30 Strike Back 18VLSC 10:30 Fringe 16V 11:30 RBT MC

Friday Midnight RBT MC 12:30 Wheel of Fortune 1am Jeopardy! 1:25 Border Security M 1:50 Strike Back 18VLS 2:40 La Brea MC 3:30 Storage Wars PGL 3:55 Storage Wars PGL 4:20 Fringe 16V 5:10 Chuck MVS

9:30 Get the Name Right PG Joe discovers who his hometown in Hutt Valley, is named after; Kara uncovers the origins of Te Awakairangi, the river that runs through The Hutt. 0

10pm Newshub Late 10:30 NCIS – LA MVLC 3 0

11:25 Breaking Amish MLC 3 Friday

12:15 Infomercials

5:30 AM Early 3

6:25 2 Hearts MLS 2020 Drama. Jacob Elordi, Tiera Skovbye. 8:10 Fatale 16VLS 2020 Thriller. Hilary Swank, Michael Ealy. 9:55 Pure 16VLSC 2018 Horror. Jahkara Smith, McKaley Miller. 11:25 The Suicide Squad 16VLC 2021 Adventure. Margot Robbie, Idris Elba. 1:35 Marry Me PGLS 2022 Comedy. Jennifer Lopez, Owen Wilson. 3:35 French Exit MLS 2021 Comedy. Michelle Pfeiffer, Lucas Hedges. 5:25 Six Minutes to Midnight MV 2021 Drama. Eddie Izzard, Judi Dench. 7:05 Songbird 16V 2020 Thriller. KJ Apa, Sofia Carson. 8:30 The Matrix Resurrections MVL 2021 Action. To find out if his reality is a construct, Mr Anderson, aka Neo, will have to follow the white rabbit once more. Keanu Reeves, CarrieAnne Moss.

11pm The Forever Purge 16VL 2021 Action. Ana de la Reguera, Josh Lucas. Friday 12:45 Great White 16VLC 2020 Horror. 2:15 Voyagers 16VS 2021 Adventure. 4:05 Culture Shock 16VLSC 2018 Horror. 5:35 Alone 16VL 2020 Thriller.

Toa PG The world champion Black Ferns prepare to defend the Rugby World Cup, heading to Tauranga for their first training camp. 0 9:35 F Bull MVC Bull and the TAC team head to court to finalise a negligent homicide defence that will change their company and their lives. 10:30 The Crowd Goes Wild PG 11pm UFC on Sky MVC 11:30 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 12:30 Infomercials

6:45 The Hunger Games –Mockingjay: Part 1 MV 2014 Adventure. Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson. 8:45 The Hunger Games –Mockingjay: Part 2 MVC 2015 Adventure. Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson. 11am Arrival ML 2016 Drama. Amy Adams, Jeremy Renner, Forest Whitaker. 12:55 Suicide Squad 16VLC 2016 Action. Will Smith, Margot Robbie. 2:55 Elizabeth 16VS 1998 Historical Drama. 4:55 Elizabeth – The Golden Age MV 2007 Historical Drama. 6:50 London Has Fallen 16VL 2016 Action Crime. Gerard Butler, Aaron Eckhart, Morgan Freeman. 8:30 The Butler MVL 2013 Drama Biography. The story of a White House butler who served under eight American presidents and witnessed many changes to American society. Forest Whitaker, Oprah Winfrey, John Cusack.

10:40 The Shallows MLC 2016 Drama Thriller. Blake Lively, Óscar Jaenada.

Friday 12:05 Notting Hill MLS 1999 Comedy. 2:10 Fight Club 18VL 1999 Thriller. 4:25 The Legend of Tarzan MV 2016 Adventure.

6am Rugby – NPC (HLS)

After a man is found floating in a sea pool, the case resonates for Zoe and Dan; Stephen is forced to make a devastating move.

9:25 Mediterranean With Simon

Reeve PG Simon embarks on the final leg of his journey, taking a ferry across the Strait of Gibraltar, his first stop is Ceuta.

10:25 Aussie Lobster Men PG 11:25 Flea Market Flip Midnight Infomercials

Ranfurly Shield – Wellington v Waikato. 6:15 L Cricket –West Indies Women v White Ferns First T20. From Sir Vivian Richards Stadium, North Sound, Antigua. 10:30 Rugby – Black Ferns v Japan Women (RPL)

12:30 Rugby – NPC (RPL) Bay of Plenty v Northland.

2:30 Rugby – NPC (RPL) Bay of Plenty v Hawke’s Bay. 4:30 Rugby – NPC (RPL) Tasman v Northland.

6:30 NBL Overtime

7pm Mainfreight Rugby 8pm Inside Netball

8:30 Black Ferns Doco 1/2.

The team heads to Tauranga for their first training camp as they prepare to defend the Rugby World Cup. 9:30 Black Ferns Doco 2/2. 10:30 Rugby – Springboks v Pumas (HLS)

From Kings Park, Durban. 11pm Rugby – NPC (RPL) Tasman v Northland.

Friday

1am Mainfreight Rugby 2am L Cycling – The CRO Race Stage Three – Sinj to Primosten. From Croatia. 4am UFC on Sky 4:30 Inside Netball 5am Rugby –Gallagher Premiership (RPL) Bath Rugby v Wasps.

8pm Only in Aotearoa MC 3 8:30 Rage Against the Rangatahi PG Rangitahi discuss love and light, loving yourself and loving others. 9pm Black Comedy MCL A sketch show by Blackfellas, an ensemble cast of Indigenous writers and performers.

9:30 Ahikaroa MLC 3 10pm Mura o te Ahi PG 3 10:30 Colonial Combat M 3 10:45 The Adventures of Suzy Boon PG 11pm Te Ao Marama 11:30 Closedown

6am Would I Lie to You? PG 6:30 Qi M 7:05 EastEnders PG 7:35 The Bill MVC 8:25 A Touch of Frost MVC 10:15 Father Brown PG 11am Doc Martin MC 11:50 Midsomer Murders M 1:35 The Bill MVC 2:25 New Tricks MVLC 3:25 8 Out of 10

Cats Does Countdown MLS 4:20 The Graham Norton Show ML 5:15 Who Do You Think You Are? Australia PG Grant Denyer. 6:20 Qi PG 6:55 EastEnders PG 7:25 Qi MLSC

8pm Would I Lie to You? PG Comedy panel show where contestants bluff about their secrets.

8:35 The Graham Norton Show ML 9:30 The Jonathan Ross Show PG 10:25 Mallorca Files PG 11:15 Midsomer Murders M

Friday

1am Qi PG 1:35 Qi MLSC 2:05 Would I Lie to You? PG 2:40 Who Do You Think You Are? Australia PG 3:45 The Graham Norton Show ML 4:40 The Jonathan Ross Show PG 5:35 Staged M

6:05 How It’s Made PG 6:30 How Do They Do It? PG 6:55 Blowing Up History PG 7:45 Maine Cabin Masters PG 8:35 Airplane Repo MLC 9:25 Fast N’ Loud PG 10:20 Deadliest Catch MLC 11:15 Dirty Jobs PG 12:10 How Do They Do It? PG 12:35 How It’s Made PG 1:05 Expedition X PG Curse of the Old West Outlaw. 2pm Naked and Afraid M Island of Tears. 2:55 Mega Shippers M 3:50 Deadliest Catch M Deadstick. 4:45 Alaska – The Last Frontier MLC The Double Hunt. 5:40 Demolition Down Under PG That’s a Wrap.

6:35 Aussie Gold Hunters PG 7:30 Aussie Gold Hunters PG 8:30 Outback Opal Hunters

PG 9:30 Gold Rush – The Dirt: The Hoffman Story M 10:30 Alaskan Bush People MLC A New Beginning. 11:25 Naked and Afraid PG Fire and Fury.

Friday 12:15 Maine Cabin Masters PG 1:05 Expedition X PG 1:55 Deadliest Catch M 2:45 Naked and Afraid PG 3:35 Alaska – The Last Frontier MLC 4:25 Mega Shippers M 5:15 Demolition Down Under PG

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We have had a Maple Villa become available in our popular resort.

Consisting of two bedrooms, this 109 sqm villa has a sunny open plan living areas, two toilets, heat pump, office and single garage with internal access.

Ready for immediate occupation.

Situated close to the Resort Lodge.

VILLA FOR OCCUPATION Contact our resort manager, Tony Sands P. 0800 27 27 837 • E. tony@lochlearesort.co.nz • W. www.lochlearesort.co.nz O. 03 307 9080 14 TELEVISION Ashburton Guardian Tuesday, September 27, 2022 0 Closed captions; 3 Repeat; 2 Maori Language; HLS Highlights; RPL Replay; DLY Delayed. CLASSIFICATIONS: 16/18 Approved for persons 16/18 years or over; C Content may offend; L Language may offend; M Suitable for mature audi ences 16 years and over; PG Parental guidance recommended for young viewers; S Sexual content may offend; V Contains violence. Local Radio: NewsTalk ZB 873AM/98.1FM FM Classic Hits FM 92.5; Port FM Local 94.9, 98.9 and 106.1 MOVIES PREMIEREBRAVO SKY S POR t 1MO VIES GREAtSS KY 5 UK tV EDEN D IS cOVERY t VNZ 1 t VNZ 2 th REE Wh AKAAtA MāORIP RIME 6am Les Mills Born to Move 3 6:25 Children’s Programmes 0 9am Infomercials 9:30 Les Mills Core 3 0 10am Home and Away PG 3 10:30 Shortland Street PG 3 0 11:05 Charmed PGV Noon Celebrity Treasure Island PG 3 0 1pm Selling Houses Australia 3 0 2:05 The Drew Barrymore Show PG 3pm Will and Grace PGL 3 3:30 The Feed PG 5pm The Simpsons PG 3 0 5:30 Friends 3 6pm The Big Bang Theory 3 0 6:30 Home and Away PG 0 7pm Shortland Street PG 0 7:30 Ten 7 – Aotearoa PG A look at the people and communities affected by crime in Aotearoa. 0 8pm Motorway Patrol PG Officers find a cargo of cannabis, wheels on a bus that will not go round and round, and cars that go bump in the night. 0 8:30 N Embarrassing Bodies 16C Dr Jane meets a woman whose vagina splits when she tries to have sex; Dr Tosin helps a man who has leaky ears. 0 9:35 Seal Team MVL Jason must confront his deepest fears; Clay and Sonny are forced to take matters into their own hands. 0 10:35
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The Repair Shop, at 7:30pm

6am

Travel Guides Australia, at 7:30pm

Mission: Impossible – Fallout, at 7:30pm

6am AM 3

9am Infomercials

10:30 Gold Rush PGLC 3

11:30 Newshub Live at 11:30am

Noon M Dance Night

Obsession MVC 3 2016 Thriller. The owner of a dance studio is murdered leaving behind her twin sister to pick up the pieces.

Sabrina Bryan, Cambrie Schroder. 0

2pm Breaking Amish

3pm Outrageous Acts of Science PG 0

4pm Bath Crashers 0

4:30 Newshub Live at 4:30pm

5pm Gold Rush PGLC 0

6pm Newshub Live at 6pm 7pm The Project

7:30 M Mission: Impossible – Fallout MVL 3 2018 Action. Ethan Hunt and his IMF team, along with some familiar allies, race against time after a mission gone wrong. Tom Cruise, Vanessa Kirby. 0

10:15 Newshub Late

10:45 Motorsport – WRC New Zealand (HLS) Day Two.

Attitude, at 5pm

8am Henry Danger PGV 3 0

8:50 The Moe Show 3 0 9am Jeopardy 3 9:30 The Neighborhood PGC 0 10am New Amsterdam M 3 0

11am NCIS – New Orleans MVC 3 0 Noon Parenthood MS 1pm House MVSC 0

The Great Giveback With Melissa McCarthy, at 10pm

6am My Cat From Hell PG

7am The Pioneer Woman

7:30 Trisha’s Southern Kitchen

8am Bizzare Foods – Delicious Destinations

6:30 Tamaiti Tu Winter

Purakau 3 6:50 Takaro

3 7am Darwin and Newts 3 7:10 Tamariki Haka 3

Te Nutube 3 7:30

Kart 3 7:40 Kia Mau 3

7:50 Cube 3 8am Tribe 3

8:30 Oranga Ngakau 3

9:30 Whanau Living 3

10am Lucky Dip 3 10:30 Toi Te Ora 3

11am Rage Against the Rangatahi PG 3

11:30 Lifted 3

Noon Te Ao Tapatahi

12:30 Only in Aotearoa MC 3

11:30 The Great British Sewing

Saturday 12:45 Schitt’s

M

2am Infomercials 5:30 Religious

8am Infomercials

10am Love It Or List It 3

10:50 Stop Search Seize PG 3

11:45 Snapped M 3 12:40 A Lie to Die For PGC 3

1:40 Below Deck M 3 2:35 Love It Or List It 3

3:35 Top Chef PG 4:30 Shark Tank PG 3

5:30 A Place in the Sun –Winter Sun

6:30 Stop Search Seize PG 3 Dublin Port security confront trespassers; the police seize illegal vehicles; passport control investigate a Malaysian passenger.

7:30 M The Birdcage ML 1996 Comedy.

A gay cabaret owner and his transvestite partner pretend to be straight to meet his son’s fiancée’s parents.

Robin Williams, Gene Hackman, Nathan Lane. 0

9:55 An Unexpected Killer 16VC 3

When a recently divorced woman is found strangled to death, the killer is revealed to be someone close to home.

10:55 Snapped M 3 Michele seemed to have a perfect life, until her husband was found shot.

11:45 A Lie to Die For PGC 3

12:35 Infomercials

6am Jeopardy! 6:25 Wheel of Fortune 6:50 Pawn Stars PG 7:15 Curb Your Enthusiasm MLS 7:50 RBT MC 8:40 Border Security M 9:10 Storage Wars PG 9:40 Chuck MVS 10:30 Fringe 16V 11:30 Pawn Stars PG 11:55 Jeopardy!

12:20 Wheel of Fortune 12:45 La Brea MC 1:35 Strike Back 18VLSC 2:30 Chuck MVS 3:20 RBT MC 4:10 Jeopardy! 4:35 Wheel of Fortune 5pm Curb Your Enthusiasm MLS 5:35 Storage Wars PGL 6pm Pawn Stars PG 6:30 Pawn Stars PG 7pm Border Security M 7:30 Chuck MVS 8:30 Sinkholes MLC 9:30 World’s Wildest Weather PGC 10:30 Fringe 16V 11:30 RBT MC

Saturday Midnight RBT MC

12:30 Wheel of Fortune 1am Jeopardy! 1:25 Border Security M 1:50 World’s Wildest Weather PGC 2:50 Sinkholes MLC 3:50 Storage Wars PG 4:20 Fringe 16V 5:10 Chuck MVS

11:20 The Comedy Mixtape MC 3 Pax Assadi hosts a stand-up showcase from the Vodafone Events Centre. Featuring, Tofiga Fepulea’i, Bubbah, David Correos and Courtney Dawson.

12:20 Infomercials

7:15 Lake Placid –Legacy 16VC 2018 Horror.

Katherine Barrell, Tim Rozon. 8:50 The Unholy MVLC 2021 Horror. Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Cricket Brown.

10:30 Stillwater MVLC 2021 Drama.

Matt Damon, Abigail Breslin.

12:50 Together MLSC 2021 Comedy. James McAvoy, Sharon Horgan. 2:25 A Quiet Place Part II MVC 2021 Thriller. Emily Blunt, Cillian Murphy. 4pm Charm City Kings 16VLC 2020 Drama. Jahi Di’Allo Winston, Meek Mill. 6pm SpiderMan – No Way Home MV 2021 Action. Tom Holland, Benedict Cumberbatch. 8:30 The Little Things MVLS 2021 Thriller. A Deputy Sheriff goes on what should be a quick assignment, but it turns into a search for a serial killer. Denzel Washington, Rami Malek.

10:40 Naked Singularity 16VLSC 2021 Comedy. John Boyega, Olivia Cooke.

Saturday

12:15 Crisis 16VC 2020 Thriller. 2:15 New Year, New You 16VLSC 2018 Horror.

3:40 Gully 18VLSC 2021 Drama. 5:05 The Devil Has a Name 16VLSC 2021 Drama.

2pm

The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 3 3pm Wheel of Fortune 3:30 Jeopardy

4pm American Pickers PGC 3 5pm Attitude PGC Shaz Dagg became the first female amputee to complete the Coast to Coast, now she is training to do it again, solo. 0

5:30 Prime News

6pm Storage Wars PGL 3 0 7pm Pacific Brothers And Sisters

7:30 Border Security – America’s Front Line PG 3 0

8pm Border Security – Australia’s Front Line PGC 3 0

8:30 Pawn Stars PGL Chum chases down a lead on a 1963 Fiat Microcar; Jake gets a music lesson from big brother Corey; Rick examines the Holy Grail of coins.

9:30 Raw PGV

10:30

The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 11:30 How to Make It in America MLSC It is Rachel’s birthday and Darren and Ben are invited to the party. 0

Midnight Infomercials

6:15 Proof of Life MVL 2000 Action. Meg Ryan, Russell Crowe. 8:30 The Shallows MLC 2016 Drama Thriller. Blake Lively, Óscar Jaenada. 9:55 Message in a Bottle PGS 1998 Romantic Drama. Kevin Costner, Robin Wright Penn. 12:05 Superman Returns MV 2006 Action. Brandon Routh, Kevin Spacey, Kate Bosworth. 2:35 Brokeback Mountain MVLS 2004 Drama. Heath Ledger, Jake Gyllenhaal. 4:50 Knight and Day MVL 2010 Action. Tom Cruise, Cameron Diaz, Peter Sarsgaard. 6:45 The Vow PGLS 2012 Romance. Rachel McAdams, Channing Tatum.

8:30 Lord of War 16VLS 2005 Crime. An opportunistic arms dealer must stay one step ahead of an Interpol agent and his rivals. Nicolas Cage, Jared Leto, Ethan Hawke.

10:35 City of Angels MS 1998 Romantic Drama. Meg Ryan, Nicholas Cage, Dennis Franz.

Saturday

12:30 We Own the Night 16VL 2007 Crime. Mark Wahlberg, Joaquin Phoenix. 2:25 Wild Wild West PGV 1999 Action. Will Smith, Salma Hayek. 4:10 Straight Outta Compton 16VLSC 2015 Drama.

8:30 Rick Stein’s Cornwall 9:05 Mysteries at the Monument PG 10am American Pickers PG 11am Salvage Dawgs

11:30 Flea Market Flip

Noon Mediterranean With Simon Reeve PG 1pm Bite Club M 2pm Aussie Lobster Men PG

3pm My Cat From Hell PG 4pm Jamie and Jimmy’s Food Fight Club PG Claudia Winkleman joins the boys to make a butter chicken curry; Jamie makes a paella and Jimmy makes pork scratchings. 5pm Mysteries at the Monument PG 6pm American Pickers PG 7pm The Chase USA PG 8pm Newshub Live at 8pm 8:30 All Together Now UK Rob Beckett and Geri Horner host a singing contest with a judging panel of 100.

10pm The Great Giveback With Melissa McCarthy Melissa and Jenna design a gorgeous garage giveback for a pediatric nurse.

11pm The Chase USA PG Midnight Infomercials

7am Mainfreight Rugby Showcasing the best of the Heartland Championship.

8am UFC on Sky 8:30 Rugby – NPC (RPL) Bay of Plenty v Hawke’s Bay.

10:30 Rugby – NPC (RPL) Southland v Counties Manukau.

12:30 Rugby – NPC (RPL) Bay of Plenty v Northland.

2:30 Rugby – NPC (RPL) North Harbour v Taranaki.

4:30 The Crowd Goes Wild 5pm Rugby – All Blacks v Wallabies (RPL)

From Eden Park, Auckland. 7pm L Rugby – NPC Hawke’s Bay v Tasman.

From McLean Park, Napier. 9pm Pacific Brothers and Sisters

9:30 Rugby – All Blacks v Wallabies (RPL)

From Eden Park, Auckland. 11:30 Rugby – Springboks v Pumas (RPL)

From Kings Park, Durban.

Saturday

1:30 UFC on Sky 2am L Cycling – The CRO Race Stage Four –Biograd na Moru to Crikvenica. From Croatia.

4am Rugby – Gallagher Premiership (RPL) Exeter Chiefs v Harlequins.

6am Would I Lie to You? M

1pm Ka Pai Living PG 3

1:30 Toku Reo 3 2 2:30 Ako 3 2

3pm Tamaiti Tu Winter 3 3:10 Purakau 3 3:20 Takaro Tribe 3

3:30 Darwin and Newts 3

3:40 Tamariki Haka 3 3:50 Te Nutube 3 4pm Kids Kai Kart 3 4:10 Kia Mau 3 4:20 Cube 3 4:30 Tribe 3 5pm Haka Life 3 5:15 Ka Hao 3 5:30 Polyfest 3

6pm Haka Ngahau a-Rohe –Waitaha 3

6:30 Te Ao Marama

7pm Pacific Island Food Revolution 3

8pm Moosemeat and Marmalade 3

Two very different chefs explore contrasting cultures and traditions through the way food is accessed, cooked and presented.

8:30 Intrepid Journeys PG Simon Gault visits Turkey and Iran. 9:30 Moko 3 10pm The New Zealanders 3 11pm Te Ao Marama 11:30 Closedown

6:30 Qi M 7:05 EastEnders PG 7:35 The Bill MVC 8:25 A Touch of Frost MV 10:15 Father Brown PG 11am Doc Martin MC 11:50 Midsomer Murders M 1:35 The Bill MVC 2:25 New Tricks MVLC 3:25 8 Out of 10

Cats Does Countdown MLS 4:20 The Graham Norton Show ML 5:15 Who Do You Think You Are? Australia PG Chris Bath. 6:20 Qi PG 6:55 Richard Osman’s House of Games Night PG 7:25 Qi MLSC 8pm Would I Lie to You? PG

Comedy panel show where contestants bluff about their secrets. 8:35 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown MLS 9:30 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown MLS 10:30 Hypothetical MLS 11:20 Midsomer Murders M

Saturday

1am Qi PG 1:30 Qi MLSC 2:05 Would I Lie to You? PG 2:35 Who Do You Think You Are? Australia PG 3:35 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown MLS 4:25 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown MLS 5:15 Hypothetical MLS

6:05 How It’s Made PG 6:30 How Do They Do It? PG

6:55 Blowing Up History PG 7:45 Maine Cabin Masters PG 8:35 Airplane Repo MLC 9:25 Fast N’ Loud MLC 10:20 Outback Opal Hunters PG 11:20 Gold Rush – The Dirt: The Hoffman Story PG 12:10 How Do They Do It? PG 12:35 How It’s Made PG

1:05 Expedition X PG Roundup At Death Ranch. 2pm Naked and Afraid PG Fire and Fury. 2:55 Gold Rush Special PG 3:50 Deadliest Catch M 450 Mile Storm. 4:45 Gold Rush – Parker’s Trail PG Welcome Stranger. 5:40 Demolition Down Under PG End of the Line.

6:35 Alaska Mega Machines PG Warriors in the Last Frontier.

7:30 Outback Opal Hunters PG 8:30 Gold Rush – The Dirt: The Hoffman Story PG 9:30 Dirty Jobs PG 10:30 What on Earth? PG 11:25 Naked and Afraid PG

Saturday

12:15 Maine Cabin Masters

PG 1:05 Expedition X PG 1:55 Deadliest Catch M 2:45 Naked and Afraid PG 3:35 Alaska – The Last Frontier MLC 4:25 Gold Rush Special PG 5:15 Demolition Down Under PG

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Breakfast 0 9am Unbeatable 0 10am Tipping Point 3 0 11am The Chase 3 0 Noon 1 News at Midday 0 12:30 Emmerdale PG 0 1pm Hollyoaks PG 0 2pm Coronation Street PG 3 0 3pm Tipping Point 0 4pm Te Karere 2 0 4:30 Heathrow – Britain’s Busiest Airport 3 0 5pm The Chase 3 0 6pm 1 News at 6pm 0 7pm Seven Sharp 0 7:30 The Repair Shop Jay Blades and the team bring three treasured family heirlooms back to life. 0 8:30 The Dog House A family chooses between two very different puppies; Winnie the Lhasa Apso meets a potential new bestie; mistreated Manuel needs a kind and patient home. 0 9:30 Hotel People 16 Continuing their efforts to win back business, Eugene, aka Mr Weddings, is busier than ever and there is a damaged wedding cake to rescue. 0 10:30 1 News Tonight 0 11pm Shortland Street PG 3 0
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Call the Midwife PG 3 0 1:20 Movin’ to the Country 0

1:55 The Casketeers PG 3 0

2:25 10 Years Younger in 10 Days 3 0 3:25 Clean It, Fix It 0

4:25 Secret Spenders 0

5pm The Chase 3 0 6pm 1 News at 6pm 0

7pm F Tipping Point – Lucky Stars 3 0 8pm Lotto

8:05 N Gino’s Italian Family

Adventure

Gino and his family explore the hidden gems of eastern Sardinia, lunching on a secluded beach before heading into the mountains. 0

8:30 F Grand Designs UK ML 3 0 9:35 F Showtrial 16LC Time is running out for Cleo and Talitha as the trial reaches its conclusion. 0

10:50 The Murder of Molly McLaren – Social Media Murders

16C 0 11:50 Burden of Truth PG 0 Sunday 12:45 Vigil ML 3 0 1:45 Nashville M 0

3:25 Infomercials

5:30 Religious Programming

8am Infomercials

10am A Place in the Sun –Summer Sun PG 3

11am A Place in the Sun –Summer Sun PG 3 Noon Catfish PG 3 12:50 Southern Charm PGLSC

1:45 Southern Charm PGLSC

2:40 Love It

3:35 Love It Or

3

4:35 Stop Search Seize

5:30 Rich Listers NZ 3

6am Pawn Stars PGL

6:45 A1 – Highway Patrol

MVLC 7:35 Border Security – Australia’s Frontline PGC

8:30 Kalgoorlie Cops MC 9am South Beach Tow 16VLC 9:30 South Beach Tow 16VLC

3

6:30 Undercover Boss 3 7:30 Tattoo Fixers MLSC 3

8:30 M The Sweetest

10am Storage Wars PG 10:30 Storage Wars PG 11am Pawn Stars PGL Noon NXT PGV

6am Charles Stanley PG 6:30 Infomercials 9:30 Newshub

Nation 10:30 Celebrity Family

Feud PG 3 0

11:30 Grand Designs NZ 3 0

12:30 The Block NZ –Redemption PG 3 0

1:40 The Block NZ – Redemption PG 3 0

2:50 The Block NZ – Redemption PG 3 0

6am Infomercials

8am Blue’s Clues and You 3 0 8:25 The Moe Show 3 0 8:35 We Bare Bears PG 0 9:15 Steven Universe PG 0

9:35 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3 0

10:05 SmackDown PGV 3 11:05 Raw PGV 3

Noon Carol’s Second Act PGL 3 0

12:30 Judge Judy PG

My Blueberry Nights, at 8:30pm

6am My Cat From Hell PG 6:55 The Pioneer Woman 7:30 Trisha’s Southern Kitchen 8am Jamie and Jimmy’s Food Fight Club PG 9am Mysteries at the Monument PG 10am American Pickers PG 11am Flea Market Flip 11:30 The Great Giveback with Melissa McCarthy

6:30 ZooMoo 3 6:40 Purakau 3 6:50 Taki Atu Taki Mai 3

7am Tamariki Haka 3 7:10 Smooth 3 7:20 Haati Paati 3 7:30 Kia Mau 3 7:40 Cube 3

7:50 Kainga Whakapaipai 3

8am Ariki 3

8:30 Pukana 3

9:30 Opaki 3 10:30 Ako 3 2

11am Polyfest Noon Haka at Home 3

1pm Whakatauki 3

1:30 Karanga – The First Voice 3 2pm Whaikorero PG 3

2:30 Chatham Islanders 3

3pm Intrepid Journeys PG 3 4pm Marae DIY 3

3

Thing 16LSC 3 2002 Romantic Comedy. A woman must educate herself on the etiquette of wooing the opposite sex when she finally meets the man of her dreams. Cameron Diaz, Christina Applegate, Selma Blair.

10:30 Southern Charm M Tensions continue to rise at the bonfire when Craig demands apologies from Shep and Austen.

11:30 Snapped: Killer Couples MVC 3

Sunday

12:20 Infomercials

4am Infomercials

5am Top Chef PG 3

1pm SmackDown MVC 3:05 South Beach Tow 16VLC 3:35 South Beach Tow 16VLC 4pm Border Security –Australia’s Frontline PGC

5pm A1 – Highway Patrol MVLC 5:55 Tough as Nails PGL 6:50 Kalgoorlie Cops MC 7:30 Storage Wars PG 8pm Storage Wars PG 8:30 Hardcore Pawn –Chicago PGL 9pm South Beach Tow 16VLC 9:30 South Beach Tow 16VLC 10pm Pawn Stars PGL 11pm Border Security –Australia’s Frontline PGC Sunday

Midnight Tough as Nails PGL

1am Kalgoorlie Cops MC 1:30 Storage Wars PG 2am Storage Wars PG 2:30 Hardcore Pawn –Chicago PGL 3am NXT PGV 4am South Beach Tow 16VLC 4:30 South Beach Tow 16VLC 5am Pawn Stars PGL

4pm

The Masked Singer New Zealand PG 3 0

5pm Family Game Night 0

6pm Newshub Live at 6pm

7pm Building the Kiwi Dream PG

A compilation of the final days of the build after two-and-a-half-years.

8pm Bay Patrol PG 3 0

8:30 M Get a Job 16 2016

Comedy. After college, Will is having problems getting a lasting job, as are his flatmates, girlfriend, and just-fired dad. Miles Teller, Anna Kendrick, Bryan Cranston. 0

10:15 World Rally Championship New Zealand (HLS) Day Three. 10:50 M Flawless M 3 2018 Drama.

Three teenagers from Jerusalem sell their kidneys to pay for cosmetic surgery and prom dresses. Stav Strashko, Noam Lugasy. 0

Sunday 12:55 Infomercials

5am Leading the Way PG 5:30 Charles Stanley PG

6:40 Penguin Bloom ML 2020 Drama. Naomi Watts, Andrew Lincoln. 8:15 12 Mighty Orphans M 2021 Drama. Luke Wilson, Martin Sheen. 10:10 Great White 16VLC 2020 Horror. Katrina Bowden, Te Kohe Tuhaka. 11:45 Death of a Telemarketer MVLC 2021 Comedy. 1:15 Come Play MC 2020 Horror. 2:50 The Last Duel 16VLSC 2021 Action. 5:20 Kimi 16VLSC 2022 Thriller. 6:50 Belfast MVL 2021 Drama. Jamie Dornan, Caitriona Balfe. 8:30 Blackbird MLC 2019 Drama. Lily and Paul summon their loved ones to their beach house for one final gathering before Lily decides to end her struggle with ALS.

Susan Sarandon, Sam Neill. 10:10 Don’t Breathe 2 16VLC 2021 Horror. The isolated life of blind veteran Norman Nordstrom’s is shattered when a group of men kidnap a young girl. Stephen Lang, Madelyn Grace. 11:50 My Valentine 16VLSC 2019 Horror. Britt Baron, Benedict Samuel.

Sunday

1:10 The Last Duel 16VLSC 2021 Action. 3:40 Shadow in the Cloud 16V 2021 Action. 5:05 Alone 16VL 2020 Thriller.

1pm The Crowd Goes Wild PG 3 2:30 L Rugby – Heartland Championship Mid Canterbury v South Canterbury. From Ashburton Showgrounds, Ashburton. 4:30 Once a Warrior With Monty Betham

5pm F The Loggers PG 3 0 5:30 Prime News 6pm American Pickers PGC 3 7pm L Rugby – NPC Otago v Canterbury. From Forsyth Barr Stadium, Dunedin. 9pm The Black Ferns – Wahine Toa PG 3 The Black Ferns head to Tauranga for their first training camp. 0 10:05 Midsomer Murders MVC 3 Midsomer’s scarecrow festival takes a terrible turn when dead bodies are found next to the straw creations. 0 Sunday Midnight NXT PGV 1am Infomercials

6:35 Out of Time MV 2003 Thriller. Denzel Washington, Eva Mendes, Sanaa Lathan, Dean Cain. 8:25 Ali MVL 2001 Drama. Jon Voigt, Will Smith. 11am Hulk MV 2003 Adventure. Eric Bana, Jennifer Connelly, Nick Nolte. 1:15 Blue Crush PGV 2002 Drama. Kate Bosworth, Michelle Rodriguez, Matthew Davis. 3pm Hitch MLS 2005 Comedy. Will Smith, Eva Mendes. 4:55 Spy Game MVL 2001 Action. Robert Redford, Brad Pitt. 7pm Miss Potter PG 2006 Drama. Renee Zellweger, Ewan McGregor. 8:30 Knight and Day MVL 2010 Action. A woman becomes mixed up with a spy trying to clear his name. Tom Cruise, Cameron Diaz, Peter Sarsgaard. 10:25 Gone Girl 16VLS 2014 Thriller. On his fifth wedding anniversary, a man reports his wife missing and, as his portrait of a blissful union begins to crumble, suspicions of murder build. Ben Affleck, Rosamund Pike.

Sunday

12:50 La La Land ML 2016 Musical Comedy.

2:55 Payback 18V 1999 Action. 4:35 Maverick MVL 1994 Western Comedy.

12:30 All Together Now UK 2pm The Chase USA PG 3pm Animal Cribs PG 4pm The Best Thing I Ever Ate

The chefs and foodies pick their favourite creamy and cheesy treats from Las Vegas to New York.

4:30 The Best Thing I Ever Ate 5pm Mysteries at the Monument PG 6pm American Pickers PG 7pm My Lottery Dream Home 7:30 The 1% Club PG 8:30 M My Blueberry Nights M 2007 Romance. A young woman takes a soul-searching journey across America and encounters off-beat characters along the way. Norah Jones, Jude Law.

10:30 Forged in Fire PG Four bladesmiths are tasked with forging a Kukri, the signature blade of master smith Jason Knight.

11:25 Flea Market Flip Midnight Infomercials

6am Once a Warrior with Monty Betham 6:35 Mainfreight Rugby 7:35 L Rugby –Gallagher Premiership Newcastle v Bristol. From Kingston Park, Newcastle. 9:45 Rugby – Heartland Championship King Country v East Coast. 10am Rugby –NPC Hawke’s Bay v Tasman. Noon Rugby – Gallagher Premiership Newcastle v Bristol. 2pm L Rugby – NPC Southland v North Harbour. 4pm UFC on Sky 4:30 L Rugby –NPC Auckland v Taranaki. 6:30 Rugby – NPC Hawke’s Bay v Tasman. 6:45 Rugby – NPC Southland v North Harbour. 7pm L Rugby – NPC Otago v Canterbury. 9pm Mark Hunt – Fight for His Life 9:30 Rugby – NPC Southland v North Harbour. 11pm Rugby – Heartland Championship Mid Canterbury v South Canterbury. 11:30 Rugby – All Blacks v

Wallabies

Sunday

Midnight UFC on Sky 12:30 L Cycling – The CRO Race Stage Five – Opatija to Labin. 2:45 L Cricket West Indies Women v White Ferns Second T20.

5pm Moosemeat and Marmalade 3

5:30 School of Training 3 6pm Piri’s Tiki Tour PG 3 6:30 He Aha to Say? 3

7pm M The Swan Princess: The Mystery of the Enchanted Treasure 1998 Animation.

Evil sorceress Zelda kidnaps the Swan Princess in order to wreak havoc on the peaceful land of Swan Lake. Michelle Nicastro, Brian Nissen. 8:20 Haka Life 3

A behind-the-scenes look at Nga Tumanako kapa haka as they journey to Te Matatini.

8:30 M Spotlight MLC 2015 Drama. True story of how the Boston Globe uncovered the scandal of child molestation and cover-up in the Catholic church. Mark Ruffalo, Michael Keaton, Rachel McAdams. 10:40 K’Rd Chronicles PGC The colourful and often tragic world of the people living around Auckland’s Karangahape Road.

11pm Closedown

6am Staged 16L 6:25 Qi MLSC 6:55 Qi MLSC 7:30 Qi MLSC 8am Would I Lie to You? PG 8:35 Would I Lie to You? PG 9:05 Would I Lie to You? PG 9:40 The Bill MVC 10:30 The Bill MVC 11:20 The Bill MVC 12:05 The Bill MVC 12:55 The Bill MVC 1:45 Casualty PG 2:35 Holby City PG 3:40 Call the Midwife PG 4:45 A Touch of Frost MV 6:40 London Kills PG 7:35 Casualty PG British drama series set in an inner city hospital. 8:30 Midsomer Murders PG When a star cricketer dies during a tournament, Barnaby’s investigation is aided by a visitor from his past. 10:20 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown MLS 11:15 Who Do You Think You Are? Australia PG Denise Drysdale. Sunday 12:15 Who Do You Think You Are? Australia PG 1:10 Who Do You Think You Are? Australia PG 2:15 Who Do You Think You Are? Australia PG 3:15 Who Do You Think You Are? Australia PG 4:10 Death in Paradise MV 5:05 Death in Paradise MV

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6:05 How It’s Made PG 6:30 How Do They Do It? PG 6:55 Alaska Mega Machines PG 7:45 Demolition Down Under PG 8:35 Demolition Down Under PG 9:25 Demolition Down Under PG 10:20 Demolition Down Under PG 11:15 Demolition Down Under PG 12:10 Dirty Jobs

PG Tugboat Fitter, Water Tower Cleaner. 1:05 Deadliest Catch MLC 2pm Gold Rush – The Dirt: The Hoffman Story MLC Bungle in the Jungle. 2:55 Aussie Gold Hunters PG 3:50 Blowing Up History PG 4:45 Blowing Up History PG 5:40 Blowing Up History PG 6:35 Dual Survival M Out of Air. 7:30 Building Off the Grid PG Colorado Crest. 8:30 Railroad Alaska PG Mountain Danger. 9:30 Moonshiners MLC Young Guns. 10:30 Blowing Up History PG 11:25 Race to the Antarctic PG

Sunday

12:15 How It’s Made PG 12:40 How Do They Do It? PG 1:05 How the Universe Works PG 1:55 Demolition Down Under PG 2:45 Expedition X PG 3:35 Expedition X PG 4:25 Expedition X MLC 5:15 Expedition X PG

16 TELEVISION Ashburton Guardian Tuesday, September 27, 2022 Complete Local Care Since 1982 0 Closed captions; 3 Repeat; 2 Maori Language; HLS Highlights; RPL Replay; DLY Delayed. CLASSIFICATIONS: 16/18 Approved for persons 16/18 years or over; C Content may offend; L Language may offend; M Suitable for mature audi ences 16 years and over; PG Parental guidance recommended for young viewers; S Sexual content may offend; V Contains violence. Local Radio: NewsTalk ZB 873AM/98.1FM FM Classic Hits FM 92.5; Port FM Local 94.9, 98.9 and 106.1 MOVIES PREMIEREBRAVO SKY S POR t 1MO VIES GREAtSS KY 5 UK tV EDEN D IS cOVERY t VNZ 1 t VNZ 2 th REE Wh AKAAtA MāORIP RIME 6am Emma! 0 6:10 Not Too Late Show 3 0 6:25 Julius Jr 3 0 6:45 Spidey and His Amazing Friends 0 7:10 Madagascar – A Little Wild 0 7:35 SpongeBob SquarePants 3 0 7:55 Moomin Valley 0 8:20 The Croods – Family Tree 0 8:45 Ninjago 3 0 9:05 Wilde Ride 3 0 9:30 Mystic PG 3 0 10am Fresh PG 0 10:35 The Simpsons 3 0 11:05 Have You Been Paying Attention? PG 3 0 12:05 America’s Got Talent –Extreme PG 0 2pm The Good Witch PG 0 3pm Junior Bake Off 0 4pm Celebrity Brain Busters 0 5pm Nancy Drew PG 0 6pm The Cube 0 7pm M Lord of the Rings – The Fellowship of the Ring PGV 2001 Fantasy. A Hobbit is entrusted with a powerful, ancient ring and must embark on a journey to Mount Doom to destroy it. Elijah Wood, Liv Tyler, Ian McKellen. 0 10:25 M Trainwreck 16LS 2015 Comedy. A commitment-shy career woman may have to face her fears when she finally meets a good man. Amy Schumer, Bill Hader, Brie Larson. 0 Sunday 12:50 M The Accountant 16VL 3 2016 Action. 3am M Deathstroke: Knights & Dragons 16VLS 2020 Animation. 0 4:30 Fresh PG 3 0 5am Infomercials 5:30 Religious Programming Saturday, October 1, 2022 6am Te Karere 3 6:30 Country Calendar 0 7am Rural Delivery 3 0 7:30 Infomercials 8:30 Religious Programming 9am Extreme Cake Makers 3 0 9:30 Tagata Pasifika 10am Ready Steady Cook 3 0 11am Winning Combination 3 0 Noon
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8:10 Susan

7:40 Praise Be

Calman’s Grand Day

9am Q+A with Jack Tame

10am Waka Huia

10:30 Marae

Great British Sewing

12:05 Attitude

Asia Unplated with Diana Chan 3

1:05 Sunday

2:05 Waterhole – Africa’s Animal Oasis 0 3:25 N South

Thor – Ragnarok, at 7:30pm

Spider-Man – Far From Home, at 8:30pm

6am Life TV PG 6:30 Leading the Way PG

7am Charles Stanley PG 8am Life TV PG 8:30 Turning Point PG 9am Extreme Couponing PG 0 9:25 The Hui 3 0

9:55 Newshub Nation 3 0

10:55 Nature’s Strangest Mysteries – Solved PG 3 0

11:20 What Could Possibly Go Wrong? PG 3 0

Noon American Loggers PG 0 1pm Motorsport – Mobil 1 The Grid

1:30 Motorsport – MotoGP

Kalgoorlie Cops, at 8pm

6am We Bare Bears PG 3 0

6:35 Steven Universe PG 3

6:50 Religious Programming

PGC 10am Golf – LPGA Tour

11am NXT PGV 3 Noon Traffic

Cops PGC 3 0 1pm Sewer

Squad PGL 3 0 2pm Storage Wars PGC 3 0 2:30 Judge Judy

PG 3:25 Legacy – The Maori

All Blacks 3 4pm Mainfreight Rugby 5pm Storage Wars

5:30 Prime News 6pm American Pickers PG 3 7pm Storage Wars

PGL 3 0 7:30 Rescue – River

Mysteries at the Monument, at 5pm

6am Key of David PG 6:30 Through the Bible with Les Feldick PG 7am Leading the Way PG 7:30 Turning Point PG 8am Baked in Vermont

8:25 The Best Thing I Ever Ate

8:50 The Best Thing I Ever Ate

9:15 Mysteries at the Monument PG 10am American Pickers PG 10:45 Robson Green’s Grand Slam 11:35 Flea Market

6:30 ZooMoo 3 6:40 Purakau 3

6:50 Tamaiti Tu 3

7am Tamariki Haka 3

7:10 Darwin and Newts 3

7:20 Haati Paati 3

7:30 Kia Mau 3

7:40 Cube 3

7:50 Kainga Whakapaipai 3

8am Ariki 3

8:30 Whanau Bake-Off 3

9:30 Easy Eats 3

10am Kai With Anne Thorp 3

10:30 Moon Tide Fishing 3

11am Te Ao Marama News and current affairs.

11:30 Te Ao With Moana Noon Te Ao Tapatahi News.

12:30 Tagata Pasifika

1pm 5 Minutes of Fame 3 2pm M The Swan Princess: The Mystery of the Enchanted Treasure 1998 Animation.

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0 4:30 Fishing and Adventure

Sunday

A weekly in-depth current

show, hosted by Miriama Kamo.

8:30 George Clarke’s

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9:35 F Four Lives 16LC A fourth man’s body

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10:45 N Line of Duty MC

When DCI Roz Huntley captures a serial killer, the chief forensic investigator alerts AC-12 to a possible miscarriage of justice.

Monday Midnight Coyote MVL 0 1am Infomercials

2:45 L Motorsport – 2022

World Rally Champs Final stage from Jack’s Ridge, Auckland. 5pm Ocean Bounty 0

6pm Newshub Live at 6pm

7pm F The Masked Singer NZ PG The top three, Blue Penguin, Bedazzled Unicorn and Gladiator Alligator, compete for the crown. 0

8:30 M Spider-Man – Far From Home M 3 2019 Action.

Peter Parker’s European holiday takes an unexpected turn when Nick Fury shows up to recruit him for a mission. Tom Holland, Zendaya, Jake Gyllenhaal. 0

10:55 World Rally Championship New Zealand (HLS) Day Four. 11:25 9-1-1 M 3 0

Monday

12:25 Infomercials 5:30 AM Early

Deep Mountain High PGC 3 0 8pm Kalgoorlie Cops MC Richard de Cloux and Jeff Tan lead two drug raids; Constables Fletcher and Pengilly respond to reports of a suspicious-looking man lurking near a school. 0

8:30 The Equalizer MVC Bishop asks McCall, Harry and Mel for help when a terrorist from his past targets his son; Aunt Vi becomes nostalgic about a past romance. 0

9:30 Game of Thrones 18VLSC 0 11:45 SmackDown PGV

Monday

12:45 F Fear the Walking Dead 18VLC 1:45 Closedown 2am Infomercials

Flip Noon King of Cones 1pm Ridiculous Cakes 1:30 The 1% Club PG 2:30 My Lottery Dream Home 3pm Amanda to the Rescue PG 4pm Baker’s Dozen PG

5pm Mysteries at the Monument PG Don examines a majestic mammoth, a terrifying chain of attacks and a sinister organisation.

6pm American Pickers PG 7pm Baggage Battles

7:30 Tony Robinson’s Coast to Coast In North Yorkshire, Tony goes gliding, admires the ruins of Rievaulx Abbey and learns about the heritage apples grown at Ample Forth Abbey.

8:30 M All the Money in the World M 2017 Drama. Billionaire

J Paul Getty refuses to pay his favourite grandson’s ransom after he is abducted. Michelle Williams, Christopher Plummer.

11:05 Forged in Fire PG Midnight Infomercials

3:30 Our Songs 3 Music series featuring indigenous singers from around the world, presented by Robynleigh EmeryCowan.

4pm Waka Huia PG 3 4:30 The Hui

5pm Our Other Islands PG 3

5:30 Te Ao Toa

6:30 Heritage Rescue 3 National treasures are languishing in an outdated setting at Kawhia Museum.

7:30 Persons of Interest PGLC Exploring declassified information about those once closely watched by Australian intelligence.

8:30 M Misbehaviour MLC 2020 Comedy. A group of women hatch a plan to disrupt the 1970 Miss World competition in London. Keira Knightley, Jessie Buckley.

10:10 Taringa 3 11:10 Closedown

6am Top Chef PG 3 6:45 Top Chef

6am Border Security –Australia’s Frontline PGC

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7:35 Top Chef PG 3 8:20 Top Chef PG 3 9:10 Hoarders PG 3 0

10am Hoarders PG 3 0

10:50 Rich Listers NZ 3 11:40 Love It Or List It 3 12:30 Love It Or List It 3

1:30 Stop Search Seize PG 3

2:30 Rich Kids Go Skint PG 3

3:30 A Place in the Sun –Summer Sun PG 3

A Place in the

Winter

7am MacGyver M 8am NXT PGV 9am Pawn Stars PG 10am Outback Truckers PGVL 11am NCIS – New Orleans

MVC Noon MacGyver M Mac and Riley have their undercover mission within Codex interrupted.

1pm Tough as Nails PGL 2pm Raw MVC

6:40 Voyagers 16VS 2021 Adventure. Colin Farrell, Tye Sheridan, Lily-Rose Depp. 8:30 In the Heights PGL 2021 Musical. Anthony Ramos, Melissa Barrera.

10:55 Scream 16VL 2021 Horror. Neve Campbell, Courtney Cox. 12:50 Godzilla v Kong MV 2021 Action.

Alexander Skarsgard, Millie Bobby Brown. 2:45 Cry Macho MC 2021 Drama. Clint Eastwood, Eduardo Minett. 4:30 Wrath of Man 16VL 2021 Action.

A Place in the Sun

Winter

M The

Man PG 3 2005 Comedy. Tired of moving every time her mother has a failed relationship, a teenage girl conceives the perfect plan to catch the perfect man. Heather Locklear, Hilary Duff, Chris Noth.

9:40 999 What’s Your Emergency? MLC 3

An elderly woman has had her life savings stolen; a repeat offender is suspected of assault; 13 ducks disappear.

10:40 Young, Dumb and Banged Up in the Sun MC 3 11:35 The Real Housewives of Dubai M 12:30 Infomercials

4:45 NXT PGV 5:45 SmackDown MVC 7:30 MacGyver M 8:30 NCIS – New Orleans MVC 1/2. The team investigates the death of a Navy therapist working around the system to get justice for sexual assault victims.

9:30 Seal Team MVC Jason and Mandy visit the family of a dead informant; Ray leads Bravo on a mission to apprehend a terrorist leader.

10:30 Banshee 18VLSC 11:35 Pawn Stars PG

Monday

12:15 SmackDown MVC 2am MacGyver M 3am Banshee 18VLSC 4am NCIS – New Orleans MVC 5am Seal Team MVC

Jason Statham, Holt McCallany. 6:30 The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard 16VLS 2021 Action. Ryan Reynolds, Samuel L Jackson.

8:30 Ghostbusters: Afterlife PGL 2021 Adventure. A mother and her children discover their connection to the original Ghostbusters and the secret legacy their grandfather left behind. Carrie Coon, Paul Rudd. 10:35 Halloween Kills 16VLC 2021 Horror. Jamie Lee Curtis, Nick Castle.

Monday

12:20 The Fallout 16VLSC 2021 Drama. Jenna Ortega, Maddie Ziegler. 1:55 The Courier MVLC 2020 Thriller.

3:45 Come Play MC 2020 Horror. 5:20 The Nest 16L 2020 Drama.

6:40 The Social Network ML 2010 Drama. Jesse Eisenberg, Andrew Garfield. 8:40 The Nice Guys 16VLSC 2016 Action Comedy. Russell Crowe, Ryan Gosling, Angourie Rice. 10:35 Hancock MVL 2008 Action. Will Smith, Charlize Theron, Jason Bateman. 12:05 Lion PG 2016 Drama. 2:05 Robin Hood MVLS 2010 Action. 4:25 Shopping 16VLC 2013 Drama. 6:05 Traffic 18VLSC 2000 Crime. Michael Douglas, Catherine Zeta-Jones.

8:30 Along Came Polly MLS 2004 Romantic Comedy.

An over-cautious insurance salesman, on the rebound from his bride’s infidelity, falls for a reckless former schoolmate. Ben Stiller, Jennifer Anniston. 10pm Troy MV 2004 Action.

Adaptation of Homer’s epic The Iliad, about a combined Greek attack on the city of Troy and the fate of the leading protagonists. Brad Pitt, Eric Bana, Orlando Bloom.

Monday

12:40 My Week with Marilyn ML 2011 Drama.

2:20 Conspiracy Theory MV 1997 Thriller. 4:35 Batman Begins MV 2005 Adventure.

7am Rugby – NPC Auckland v Taranaki. 7:15 Rugby –NPC Otago v Canterbury. 7:30 Rugby – Heartland Championship 9:30 Rugby – All Blacks v Wallabies 10am Rugby – Springboks v Pumas 10:30 Football – Premier League

12:30 Mark Hunt – Fight for His Life 1:15 Rugby – NPC 1:30 Rugby –NPC 1:45 Rugby – NPC 2pm L Rugby – NPC Counties Manukau v Wellington. 4pm Rugby – NPC 4:15 Rugby –Heartland Championship 4:30 L Rugby – NPC Waikato v Bay of Plenty.

6:30 Cricket – West Indies Women v White Ferns 7pm L Rugby League – NRL Grand Final – Teams TBC. 11pm The Breakdown Monday Midnight L Triathlon – Super League Toulouse. 2:30 Rugby – NPC 2:50 L Rugby –Gallagher Premiership Harlequins v Northampton Saints. 5am Rugby –NPC 5:15 Rugby – NPC 5:30 Cricket – West Indies Women v White Ferns 5:45 Cricket – West Indies Women v White Ferns

6am Hypothetical MLS 6:45 Hypothetical ML 7:30 The Singapore Grip MVLC 8:20 Holby City PG 9:25 EastEnders PG 9:55 EastEnders PG 10:25 EastEnders PG 10:55 EastEnders PG

11:25 The Jonathan Ross Show MLS

12:15 The Graham Norton Show ML 1:10 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown MLS 2pm Midsomer Murders PG 3:45 Mallorca Files PG 4:35 Sanditon PG 5:35 Heartbeat PG 6:30 Death in Paradise MVC

7:35 Doc Martin MSC

Louisa is furious to discover she has a rival for the Doc’s affections in Carrie Wilson. 8:30 Who Do You Think You Are? PG Ruth Jones. 9:35 Call the Midwife PG 10:40 Call the Midwife PG 11:40 Casualty PG

Monday

12:30 Doc Martin MCS 1:20 Who Do You Think You Are? PG 2:25 Call the Midwife PG 3:20 Call the Midwife PG 4:20 The Singapore Grip ML 5:10 The Singapore Grip MV

6:05 How It’s Made PG 6:30 How Do They Do It? PG 6:55 Strange Evidence MLC 7:45 How the Universe Works PG 8:35 Deadliest Catch MLC 9:25 Dirty Jobs PG 10:20 What on Earth? PG 11:15 Gold Rush – The Dirt: The Hoffman Story MLC Bungle in the Jungle. 12:10 Aussie Gold Hunters PG 1:05 Heavy Tow Truckers Down Under PG 2pm Outback Opal Hunters PG 2:55 Outback Opal Hunters PG 3:50 Outback Opal Hunters PG 4:45 Outback Opal Hunters PG 5:40 Outback Opal Hunters PG 6:35 Outback

Opal Hunters PG 7:30 Aussie Gold Hunters PG 8:30 Naked and Afraid MLC Sibling Survival. 10pm Man Caves PG Bert the Conqueror. 10:30 Dual Survival MLC Forest From Hell. 11:25 Strange Evidence MLC Tsunami of Fire.

Monday

12:15 How It’s Made PG 12:40 How Do They Do It? PG 1:05 What on Earth? PG 1:55 Demolition Down Under PG 2:45 Naked and Afraid PG 3:35 Naked and Afraid PG 4:25 Naked and Afraid M 5:15 Naked and Afraid PG

TELEVISION 17Ashburton Guardian Tuesday, September 27, 2022 BOOKARAMA 2022 September 26th to 1st October  Sports Hall, Tancred Street Books Galore, Magazines, CD’s, DVD’s, Pictures, Jigsaws’ Soft Toys and Games Come along Dates Day 1 Opening 26th September 8am - 5.30 pm Day 2 27th September 9am - 5.30pm Day 3 28th September 9am - 8.30 pm Day 4 29th September 9am - 5.30pm Day 5 30th September 9am - 8.30 pm Day 6 Final day 1st October 8am - 12 noon Thank you Ashburton for your generosity We are still collecting books and articles at: Ashburton Sports Hall Signposted from the centre of Ashburton 0 Closed captions; 3 Repeat; 2 Maori Language; HLS Highlights; RPL Replay; DLY Delayed. CLASSIFICATIONS: 16/18 Approved for persons 16/18 years or over; C Content may offend; L Language may offend; M Suitable for mature audi ences 16 years and over; PG Parental guidance recommended for young viewers; S Sexual content may offend; V Contains violence. Local Radio: NewsTalk ZB 873AM/98.1FM FM Classic Hits FM 92.5; Port FM Local 94.9, 98.9 and 106.1 MOVIES PREMIEREBRAVO SKY S POR t 1MO VIES GREAtSS KY 5 UK tV EDEN D IS cOVERY t VNZ 1 t VNZ 2 th REE Wh AKAAtA MāORIP RIME 6am Peppa Pig 0 6:10 Kangaroo Beach 3 0 6:20 Bluey 3 0 6:50 Care Bears – Unlock the Magic 3 0 7:10 Trollstopia 3 0 7:30 Ben 10 3 0 7:45 Bunnicula 3 0 8:05 SpongeBob SquarePants 3 0 8:30 What Now? 0 9:30 Home and Away Omnibus 3 0 11:25 Shortland Street Omnibus PG 3 0 1:55 United States of Al PG 0 2:20 B Positive PG 0 2:45 Call Me Kat PGC 0 3:15 The Middle 3 0 3:40 F Mr Bean 3 0 4:15 M Are We Done Yet? PG 3 2007 Comedy. Ice Cube, Nia Long. 0 6pm The Amazing Race 0 7pm Young Sheldon 0 7:30 M Thor – Ragnarok MV 2017 Action. Thor is imprisoned on the planet Sakaar, and must return to Asgard in time to stop Ragnarök, the destruction of his world, at the hands of the powerful Hela. Chris Hemsworth, Tom Hiddleston, Cate Blanchett. 0 10pm 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown ML 3 0 11pm M Jaws MC 1975 Thriller. Roy Scheider, Robert Shaw. 0 Monday 1:15 Killer Camp MLC 0 2:05 License to Kill M 0 2:50 In Ice Cold Blood 16VSC 0 3:35 F Alma’s Not Normal 16LC 0 4:05 Infomercials 4:30 Religious Programming 5am Infomercials
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My Life is Murder, at 8:30pm

6am

Australian Survivor – Blood v Water, at 9pm

The Rookie, at 8:40pm

6am AM 3 With Ryan Bridge, Melissa Chan-Green, William Waiirua and Bernadine Oliver-Kerby. 9am Infomercials

10:30 Gold Rush PG 3 0

11:30 Newshub Live at 11:30am

Noon M Undercover Angel PG 3 1999 Comedy. A six-yearold girl takes it on herself to play matchmaker to her estranged parents. Yasmine Bleeth, Dean Winters, Emily Mae Young. 0 2pm Cutthroat Kitchen PG 0

3pm Outrageous Acts of Science PG 0

4pm Bath Crashers 0

4:30 Newshub Live at 4:30pm

5pm Gold Rush PG 0

6pm Newshub Live at 6pm 7pm The Project

7:30 The Block NZ – Redemption PG 0

Winning Time – The Rise of the Lakers Dynasty, at 9:30pm

8am Henry Danger PGV 3 0

8:50 The Loud House 3 0 9:40 The Neighborhood PGC 0 10:10 Kids Say the Darndest Things PG 3 0 11:10

The Unicorn PGC 3 0

11:35 Judge Judy PG Noon Designing Dreams 3 0

1pm Traffic Cops PGVL 3 0

Richard Hammond’s Workshop, at 8:30pm

6:30 Amanda to the Rescue PG 7:20 The Pioneer Woman

7:45 Trisha’s Southern Kitchen

8:10 Baker’s Dozen PG 9am Mysteries at the Monument PG

6:30

7am

Tamariki Haka 3 7:20 Te Nutube 3 7:30 Kids Kai Kart 3 7:40 Kia Mau 3 7:50 Cube 3

8am Pukana 8:30 Oranga

Ngakau 9am Easy Eats 3

9:30 Whanau Living 3

10am Kai Safari 3

10:30 Toi Te Ora 3

11am Persons of Interest PG 3 Noon Te Ao Tapatahi

12:30 Celebrity Playlist 3

1pm Heritage Rescue 3 2pm Toku Reo 3 2

2:30 Ako 3 2

from his roof, Alexa finds herself unravelling a mystery as tangled as his Christmas lights.

9:30 20/20 0 10:30 1 News Tonight

11pm Shortland Street

11:30 Paramedics MLC

Tuesday 12:25 Q+A with Jack

Tame 3 0 1:25 Te Karere

2am Infomercials 5:30 Te Karere

6am Infomercials

10am Love It Or List It 3

10:50 Stop Search Seize PG 3

11:40 A Place in the Sun –Winter Sun 3

12:40 Shark Tank PG 3

1:40 Million Dollar Listing LA PG 3

2:35 Love It Or List It 3

3:35 Top Chef PG 4:30 Shark Tank PG 3

5:30 A Place in the Sun –Winter Sun

6:30 Stop Search Seize PG 3

7:30 Snapped: Killer Couples MVC The ski resort town of Aspen is turned upside down when a socialite is found murdered in her home.

8:30 New York Homicide

16VC Criminology student

Imette St Guillen was caught by a killer, while celebrating her birthday at a bar in lower Manhattan.

9:30 Twisted Killers 16VC Police find a field with the bodies of strangled young women near train tracks.

10:30 Snapped M 3 The poisoning of a prominent cancer researcher raises questions about one of his co-workers.

11:30 A Lie To Die For PGC 3

12:20 Infomercials

6am Jeopardy! 6:20 Wheel of Fortune 6:40 Pawn Stars PG 7am Pawn Stars PG 7:25 Curb Your Enthusiasm MLS 8am The Middle PG 8:30 Border Security PGC 9am Chuck MVS 10am Fringe 16V 11am Pawn Stars PG 11:25 Pawn Stars PG 11:50 Jeopardy!

12:15 Wheel of Fortune 12:40 Banshee 18VLSC 1:40 Seal Team MVC 2:30 Chuck MVS 3:20 Storage Wars PG 3:45 Storage Wars PG 4:10 Jeopardy! 4:35 Wheel of Fortune 5pm Curb Your Enthusiasm MLS 5:35 The Middle PG 6pm Pawn Stars PG 6:30 Pawn Stars PG 7pm Border Security PGC 7:30 Chuck MVS 8:30 Traffic Cops MVLC 9:30 Helicopter ER M 10:30 Fringe 16V 11:30 Storage Wars PG Tuesday

Midnight Storage Wars PG 12:30 Wheel of Fortune 12:55 Jeopardy!

1:20 Border Security PGC 1:45 Helicopter ER M 2:35 Traffic Cops MVLC 3:30 Storage Wars PG 3:55 Storage Wars PG 4:20 Fringe 16V 5:10 Chuck MVS

8:40 The Rookie M Nolan and Chen search for a missing person with dangerous connections; Harper searches for an arsonist; Wesley must complete an impossible task. 0

9:35 SVU 16 On New Year’s Eve, the team responds to an Amber Alert and Carisi battles counsellor Rafael Barba in the courtroom. 0

10:35 Newshub Late

11:05 Head High M 3 0 Tuesday

12:05 Infomercials

5:30 AM Early 3

7:05 Four Good Days MVLSC 2019 Drama. 8:45 Secret Life of a Celebrity Surrogate MVLSC 2020 Thriller. 10:10 The Space Between MLSC 2021 Comedy.

11:50 2 Hearts MLS 2020 Drama. 1:30 Gunpowder Milkshake 16VLC 2021 Action. 3:23 Resident Evil – Welcome to Raccoon City 16VL 2021 Action. 5:10 Escape Room –Tournament of Champions MVL 2021 Horror. 6:45 Falling for Figaro ML 2021 Comedy. Danielle MacDonald, Hugh Skinner.

8:30 The Night House MVLSC 2020 Horror. Reeling from the unexpected death of her husband, Beth discovers that her lakeside home is haunted. Rebecca Hall, Sarah Goldberg. 10:20 Chaos Walking MV 2021 Sci-fi.

Tuesday

12:10 Snake Eyes – GI Joe Origins MVL 2021 Action. 2:10 Let Them All Talk ML 2020 Comedy.

4am The Night House MVLSC 2020 Horror. 5:50 Crisis 16VC 2020 Thriller.

Tuesday

2pm

The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 3

3pm Wheel of Fortune

3:30 Jeopardy

4pm American Pickers PGC 3 5pm Tagata Pasifika

5:30 Prime News

6pm Rugby Nation PG 3 7pm Pawn Stars PG 3

7:30 American Pickers PGC 3 Mike and Frank have to deal with a highly strung collector; Danielle lands in New York for an auction of rock ’n’ roll memorabilia.

8:30 The Crowd Goes Wild

9:30 N Winning Time – The Rise of the Lakers Dynasty 16LSC In 1979, Jerry Buss buys the NBA’s lacklustre Los Angeles Lakers, while the team’s head coach bristles at the prospect of drafting Magic Johnson. 0 10:45 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 11:45 Ballers 16LC Tuesday

12:20 Closedown 12:30 Infomercials

6:55 The Dark Knight MV 2008 Action. Christian Bale, Heath Ledger. 9:25 The Dark Knight Rises MV 2012 Action Thriller. Christian Bale, Tom Hardy, Anne Hathaway. 12:05 The Impossible ML 2012 Drama. Naomi Watts, Ewan McGregor. 1:55 Fight Club 18VL 1999 Thriller. Edward Norton, Brad Pitt. 4:10 Eat Pray Love ML 2010 Romantic Drama. Julia Roberts. 6:30 Unfaithful 16VS 2002 Drama. Diane Lane, Richard Gere. 8:30 Pain and Gain 18VLS 2013 Action. Based on the true story of a group of bodybuilders who become caught up in kidnapping, extortion, and murder in their pursuit of the American Dream. Mark Wahlberg, Dwayne Johnson. 10:40 The Hateful Eight 18VLSC 2016 Western. Samuel L Jackson, Kurt Russell, Jennifer Jason Leigh.

1:25 Entrapment MV 1999 Thriller. Sean Connery, Catherine Zeta-Jones. 3:15 The Hangover 16LSC 2009 Comedy. Bradley Cooper. 4:55 Her 16LS 2013 Romance Sci-fi. Joaquin Phoenix, Amy Adams.

10am American Pickers PG 11am Salvage Dawgs 11:30 Flea Market Flip Noon Bang on Budget PG 1pm American Restoration PG 1:30 Baggage Battles 2pm Tony Robinson’s Coast to Coast

3pm My Cat From Hell PG 3:55 Jamie’s Super Food

4:55 Mysteries at the Monument PG 5:55 American Pickers

Shipping Wars PG

Border Security – Australia PG 8pm Newshub Live at 8pm 8:30 Richard Hammond’s Workshop

Richard opens a classic car restoration workshop and ropes in his family to help promote it.

World’s Greatest Hotels

The 108-year-old Pink Palace, above Sunset Boulevard in Los Angeles, has seen secrets, scandals and countless movie deals.

10:30 Shipping Wars PG 11pm Border Security – Australia PG 11:30 Flea Market Flip Midnight Infomercials

6:15 L Cricket – West Indies Women v White Ferns Third T20.

From Sir Vivian Richards Stadium, North Sound, Antigua. 11:30 Rugby – NPC Northland v Manawatu. 11:45 Rugby – NPC Auckland v Taranaki.

Noon Rugby – NPC Otago v Canterbury. 2pm Rugby – NPC Counties Manukau v Wellington. 2:15 Rugby –NPC Waikato v Bay of Plenty. 2:30 Rugby – NPC Auckland v Taranaki. 4:30 Motorsport – FIM Speedway Round 10.

7:30 Winter Games Show 8pm Rugby – Gallagher Premiership 8:30 The Crowd Goes Wild 9:30 Motorsport – IMSA Sportscar Championship Motul Petit Le Mans. 10:30 Football –Premier League Manchester United v Manchester City.

Tuesday

12:30 Football – Premier League Leeds United v Aston Villa. 12:45 Football –Premier League Liverpool v Brighton. 1am Winter Games Show 1:30 The Crowd Goes Wild 2:30 The Breakdown 3:30 Rugby – NPC Northland v Manawatu. 3:45 Rugby –NPC 4am Rugby – Gallagher Premiership

3pm Tamaiti Tu Winter 3 3:10 Purakau 3 3:20 E Kori

3:30 Darwin and Newts 3 3:40 Tamariki Haka 3

3:50 Te Nutube 3 4pm Kids Kai Kart 3 4:10 Kia Mau 3 4:20 Cube 3 4:30 Pukana 3 5pm Polyfest 3 5:30 Polyfest 3

6pm Haka Ngahau a-Rohe –Waitaha 3 6:30 Te Ao Marama

7pm Marae

7:30 F Our Other Islands

Troy is in the Bay of Islands meeting locals who all want the best for their islands.

8pm Te Ao With Moana

8:30 M Bombshell –

The Hedy Lamarr Story SC 2017 Documentary.

The life and career of Hollywood movie star and under-appreciated genius inventor, Hedy Lamarr. 10:10 Indigenous 100 PG 3 10:40 Ki Tua 3

11:10 Te Ao Marama 11:40 Closedown

6am Staged 16L 6:25 Would I Lie to You? PG 6:55 Qi MLS

7:30 Richard Osman’s House of Games Night PG 8am The Bill MVC 8:50 A Touch of Frost MVSC 10:15 Father Brown PG 11am Doc Martin MC 11:50 Midsomer Murders MVC 1:35 The Bill MVC 2:25 New Tricks MVC

3:25 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown MLS 4:15 The Graham Norton Show MLS 5:15 Who Do You Think You Are? Australia PG Natalie Bassingthwaighte. 6:20 Qi MLS 6:55 EastEnders PG 7:25 Qi MLSC

8pm Would I Lie to You? PG Comedy panel show where contestants bluff about their secrets.

8:35 Sanditon PG 9:35 London Kills PG 10:30 Keeping Faith MLC 11:35 Midsomer Murders MVC Tuesday 1:20 Qi MLS 1:50 Qi MLSC 2:20 Would I Lie to You? PG 2:50 Who Do You Think You Are? Australia PG 3:50 Sanditon PG 4:45 London Kills PG 5:35 Staged 16L

6:05 Man Caves

PG 6:30 Pool Kings PG

6:55 Strange Evidence PG 7:45 Maine Cabin Masters PG 8:35 Gold Rush – The Dirt: The Hoffman Story MLC 9:25 Aussie Gold Hunters PG 10:20 Gold Rush – Dave Turin’s Lost Mine MLC

11:15 Heavy Tow Truckers

Down Under PG 12:10 Man Caves PG Bert the Conqueror. 12:35 How Do They Do It? PG 1:05 Expedition X MLC Terror of the Bell Witch. 2pm Naked and Afraid PG Fan Down. 2:55 Gold Rush MLC The Kid v The King. 3:50 Deadliest Catch M Respect Earned. 4:45 Alaska – The Last Frontier MLC 5000 Miles Home.

5:40 Demolition Down Under PG 6:35 Aussie Gold Hunters PG 7:30 Aussie Lobster Men PG 8:30 Great Southern Truckers PG 9:30 Airplane Repo MLC 10:30 Railroad Alaska PG 11:25 Naked and Afraid MVL

Tuesday

12:15 Maine Cabin Masters

PG 1:05 Expedition X MLC 1:55 Deadliest Catch M 2:45 Naked and Afraid MVL 3:35 Moonshiners MVL 4:25 Gold Rush MLC

5:15 Demolition Down Under PG

Call Fix Relax #WEFIXCOMPUTERS0800 424 335 heritagelifecare.co.nz Are you ready for ‘A Better Everyday’? At Heritage Lifecare, we believe in providing genuine, compassionate, safe and respectful care so that all of our residents can enjoy ‘A Better Everyday’. (03) 308 8020 Coldstream Lifecare & Village (03) 308 0302 Princes Court Lifecare YOU BEND IT... WE MEND IT P: 03 308 5238 • 104 South Street, Ashburton • www.panelcraft.co.nz • Accepted by all insurance companies • Collison Repairs, insurance and private work • Award winning restoration • CRA licensed collision repairer 18 TELEVISION Ashburton Guardian Tuesday, September 27, 2022 0 Closed captions; 3 Repeat; 2 Maori Language; HLS Highlights; RPL Replay; DLY Delayed. CLASSIFICATIONS: 16/18 Approved for persons 16/18 years or over; C Content may offend; L Language may offend; M Suitable for mature audi ences 16 years and over; PG Parental guidance recommended for young viewers; S Sexual content may offend; V Contains violence. Local Radio: NewsTalk ZB 873AM/98.1FM FM Classic Hits FM 92.5; Port FM Local 94.9, 98.9 and 106.1 MOVIES PREMIEREBRAVO SKY S POR t 1MO VIES GREAtSS KY 5 UK tV EDEN D IS cOVERY t VNZ 1 t VNZ 2 th REE Wh AKAAtA MāORIP RIME 6am Les Mills Born to Move 3 0 6:25 Children’s Programmes 0 9:05 Infomercials 9:35 Les Mills Body Balance 3 0 10:05 The Drew Barrymore Show PG 10:35 Home and Away 3 11:05 Shortland Street PG 3 0 11:35 Charmed PGC 0 12:30 First Dates PGL 0 1:30 Down For Love 3 0 2:30 Drew Barrymore Show PG 0 3pm Will and Grace 3 0 3:30 The Feed PG 0 5pm The Simpsons PG 3 0 5:30 Friends 3 0 6pm Ghosts PG 0 6:30 Home and Away 0 7pm Shortland Street PG 0 7:30 Celebrity Treasure Island PG Jesse, Cam, Joel and Siobhan battle for the ultimate game changer. 0 8:30 Renters PG In Invercargill, Tracy discovers a lack of weeding outside and the smell of weed inside. 0 9pm Australian Survivor – Blood v Water M One Castaway decides to start playing alliances off against one another. 0 10:30 The Walking Dead 16VC 0 11:30 Two and a Half Men PG 3 0 Tuesday Midnight 2 Broke Girls PG 3 0 12:30 Counterpart 16VL 0 1:25 Emmerdale PG 3 0 2:10 Infomercials 3:10 The Cube 3 0 3:55 Heroes MV 3 0 4:35 Hollyoaks PGC 3 0 5am Infomercials Monday, October 3, 2022
Breakfast 0 9am Unbeatable 0 10am Tipping Point 3 0 11am The Chase 3 0 Noon 1 News at Midday 0 12:30 Emmerdale PG 0 1:30 Country Calendar 3 0 2pm The Repair Shop 3 0 3pm Tipping Point 0 4pm Te Karere 2 4:30 Heathrow – Britain’s Busiest Airport 3 0 5pm The Chase 0 6pm 1 News at 6pm 0 7pm Seven Sharp 0 7:30 Fair Go Pippa Wetzell and Hadyn Jones present a show that advocates for consumer rights. 0 8pm The Check Up Shawn visits an anaesthetist, Jayani discovers if collagen can prevent ageing and Vanisi looks at the risks from rheumatic fever. 0 8:30 My Life is Murder M When Paddy falls
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Every day

Mt Hutt Memorial Hall

10am, 160 Main Street, Methven. NZ Alpine and Agriculture Encounter, Art Gallery and Hall of Memories.

Ashburton Aviation Musuem 1-3pm, Ashburton Airport, Seafield Road.

Weekdays

Mid Canterbury Connector

Provides low-cost return trips to Ashburton, Mondays to Fridays, any time between 9am and 4.30pm.

Ashburton Aviation Museum 1-3pm. Ashburton Airport, Seafield Road.

Tuesdays

Ashburton Menz Shed 9am-2pm at 8 William Street.

Age Concern Ashburton

Steady as you Go Gentle Falls Prevention Exercises. All levels of ability are welcome. $2 per 1hr session.

• Held at Methven All Saints Anglican Church Chapman St at 10.30am.

• Rakaia St Andrew’s Presbyterian Church Bridge St at 1.00pm.

• Hampstead Hakatere Church Rooms, Oxford St at 1.30pm.

MSA Tai Chi

Classes at 10.30am. Cost $3 per session at the MSA on Havelock Street.

Justice of the Peace

JP available for all signing services on Tuesdays and Fridays at 12pm-2pm. No appointment necessary. No fee. Community House, 44 Cass Street.

Ashburton MSA Petanque Club Competition and social play, all welcome from 1pm at 115 Racecourse Road.

RSA Indoor Bowls

Every Tuesday at 12.45. RSA in the Doris Linton Lounge. $2, followed by a cuppa & chat.

Pickleball Ashburton EA Networks Centre from 5-7pm. Paddles are provided.

MSA indoor bowls

At MSA 7pm start. New members welcome Mid Canterbury Badminton Club Badminton Club night from 7-9pm. All abilities welcome at EA Networks Centre.

Waireka Croquet  Club

Draw 9.45am GC Handicap Singles. Ist Tuesday in the Month Handicap Singles 19 hoops. Draw 1.15pm. Singles Handicaps -0 5; 6-9; 10-16.

Wednesdays

Ashburton Menz Shed 9am-2pm at 8 William Street.

Ashburton Ladies Friendship Club 9.45am, Sinclair Centre. Speeches, morning tea, every fourth Wednesday of the month. Wednesday Walk Group 9.30am. Meet on Walnut Avenue on the west side of the Ashburton College Auditorium entrance.

Age Concern Ashburton

Steady as you Go Gentle Falls Prevention Exercises. All levels of ability are welcome. $2 per 1hr session.

• Held at Allenton St David’s Church, Allens Rd at 9.30am.

• Held at Ashburton Buffalo Lodge Rooms, Cox St at 10.30am.

• Held at Ashburton Buffalo Lodge Rooms, Cox St at 1.30pm.

• Held at Staveley Community Hall at 2pm. Pickleball Ashburton

Every Wednesday from 9.30am - 11.30am at EA Networks Centre.

St Stephen’s Anglican Church Holy Communion at 10am on Park Street.

Age Concern Ashburton

Programme for the elderly runs Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday at 10am.

Hip Hop for Seniors

10am-11am at the Ashburton Seniors Centre, 206 Cameron Street, Ashburton, $5.

Ashburton open coffee mornings

All are welcome at the Plunket rooms, 222 Cameron Street. 10.30am - 12 noon.

MSA Tai Chi Class is at 10.30am. Cost $3 per session at the MSA on Havelock Street.

Ashburton Woodworkers Clubrooms at Plains Museum site 1pm - 4pm.

Device Drop-In Sessions

Free Device Help Sessions at the Ashburton Public Library every Wednesday between 2pm and 4pm.

Art Addicts

Art Addicts (AA) is the Ashburton Art Gallery’s weekly art space for kids. Donations appreciated. 3 - 4.30pm.

Mid Canterbury Linedancers

Weekly beginner class 6.30pm-7.30pm, easy intermediate & intermediate 7.30pm-9pm at the Tinwald Memorial Hall.

Ashburton Silver Band Practice at the Bandrooms, Cameron Street, 7.30-9.30pm.

Waireka Croquet Club

Draw 1.15 GC Handicap Doubles. Draw 9.45am AC: Draw AC 12.45pm. New players welcome; mallets available.

Thursdays

Ashburton Menz Shed 9am-2pm at 8 William Street.

Age Concern Ashburton Ladies exercise class at 9.30am at Ashburton Seniors Centre at 206 Cameron Street. Park Street Line Dancers 9.30am - 11am at St Stephen’s Parish Centre.

Mid Canterbury Badminton Club 9.30am-11am at EA Networks Sports Centre.

MSA Tai Chi Classes at 10.30am. Cost $3 per session at the MSA on Havelock Street.

Age Concern Ashburton Steady as you Go Gentle Falls Prevention Exercises. All levels of ability are welcome. $2 per 1hr session.

• Tinwald Holy Spirit Church, Thomson Street at 11am.

• Ashburton St Stephen’s Church, Park Street at 1pm.

• Ashburton Buffalo Lodge Rooms, Cox Street at 1pm.

Ashburton MSA Petanque Club From 1.30pm at 115 Racecourse Road.

Fridays Age Concern Senior Social Group (50+). Speaker, quiz, morning tea, exercises. All welcome. Fridays, 10am.

Ashburton Community Walking Group

Walking for about 30-40 minutes on Mondays and Fridays at 10.30am. Meet Walnut Avenue Pavilion.

St Stephen’s Anglican Church Seniors Coffee Club, 2nd and 4th of the month at 10.30am, St Stephen’s Parish Centre, Park St.

Ashburton Justice of the Peace

JP available for all signing services from 12-2pm. No appointment necessary. No fee. Community House. 44 Cass Street.

Pickleball Ashburton EA Networks Centre from 6-8pm. Paddles provided.

Saturdays

Ashburton’s Winter Market North end of West Street carpark, from 9am.

Ashburton MSA Petanque Club

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Social play from 1.30pm at 115 Racecourse Road, Ashburton

Ashburton Aviation Museum Ashburton Airport from 10am - 3pm.

Ashburton Woodworkers

Clubrooms at Plains Museum site 1pm-4pm.

Seventh-Day Adventist Church 10am, Weekly worship & Bible Study. 11am, Sabbath singing & Sermon.

At Grace Presbyterian Church building, 63 Princes St. Ashburton. All welcome!

Vintage Car Club

86 Maronan Road, Tinwald

The Museum and Parts Shed will be OPEN on Saturdays during the month of September, Time: 10.00am to 12 noon.

Waireka Croquet Club

AC Singles or Doubles. Draw 9.45 and 12.45, GC Draw 1.15 pm Doubles. New players welcome, mallets available.

Every Monday and Saturday

Allenton Assn Croquet Club

Venue Allenton Sports Club. Monday, Saturday. Start every week Monday September 19 until March 27 2023. Starting time 1.15pm.

Every Tuesday and Friday

Methven Museum

60 Main St. Open Tuesday and Friday 2-4pm Does Dalgetys or Wright, Stephenson & Co or Pyne Gould Guinness ring a bell? Our current display is Farm Supplier Stores of Methven & districts (history since the early 1900s). Come in and learn how the stores evolved and fill out your name if you worked at any of them. Admission is free but donations are welcome

Every Thursday and Saturday

Ashburton Toy Library

Open every Thursday and Saturday from 9.30am-12.30pm, plus every alternate Tuesday 3.30pm-5pm at 106 Victoria Street.

Every Wednesday, Saturday

Allenton Golf Croquet Club

Wednesdays & Saturdays. Start every week from Wednesday September 21 2022 until March 29 2023, starting time 9.45am.

Last Sunday of every month

Nor’Westers Muso’s Club

All are welcome, as is any style of music. 2pm - 6pm at Feeneys Lounge, Devon Tavern.

First Sunday of every month Methven Market

At Methven Resort, from 9am to 1pm.

Third Monday of every month

The Ashburton Electronic Organ & Keyboard Club meets on the third Monday of every month (except December/January) at Seniors Centre, 206 Cameron Street at 7.30pm

Second Fri of every month

In Colour, art and craft club Bring along your art and craft projects to share with others over morning tea once a month. 10.30am - 12 noon.

Second and fourth Friday of every month

St Stephen’s Anglican Church Seniors Coffee Club 10.30am on Park Street.

Monthly

Ashburton Embroiderers’ Guild

Meet Seniors Centre, 206 Cameron Street first Saturday of the month 10.30am-3.30pm, second Thursday of the month 1pm-3.30pm, third Tuesday of the month -9pm, and the fourth Thursday of the month 10.30am-3.30pm.

September events

St David’s Union Church

Tuesday September 27, 9.30am. St David’s Union Church. Walking Group meets outside

Wednesday September 28, 6.00am. St David’s Union Church. Women’s Circuit Training. 48 Allens Road.

Wednesday September 28, 9.30am. St David’s Union Church. Steady As You Go Exercise Group. 48 Allens Road.

Wednesday September 28, 5.30pm. St David’s Union Church. Youth Group. 48 Allens Road.

Thursday September 29, 10.00am. St David’s Union Church. Fit Kidz for pre-schoolers and caregivers. 48 Allens Road.

Friday September 30, 6.00am. St David’s Union Church. Women’s Circuit Training. 48 Allens Road.

Ashburton Horticultural Society

Our meetings are held on third Friday each month. No meetings June, July, December.

Waireka Croquet Club

Philip Street. Tuesdays Waireka Croquet Club GC Draw 9.45am and 1.15 Singles.

October events

Plants 4 U @ Rakaia

Saturday October 1, 9.00am -1.00pm. St Andrew’s Presbterian Church Hall. By the two big trees, Main Road. A big bonanza of plants of many varieties. omething for all gardeners, lots of bargains. Plenty of advice and encouragement  given to new gardeners. Cash only sale, tally up and pay at the door. BIG SELL OUT after 12.00 noon. All inside, no worries about the weather. Plains Presbyterian project, supporting the Rakaia Community. Contact; dottsknights@gmail.com

Fair and Garage Sale

St David’s Union Church, Allens Road, Allenton. Saturday October 8, 9am-12 noon. Baking, preserves, jams, pickles, walnuts, plants, white elephant stall, garage sale. Morning tea, BBQ, children’s games and more.

Craft Cluster

Monday, October 3, 10am, Plains Museum.

Creative Fibre

Monday, October 17, 10am. Plains Museum.

Weavers Group

October 15, 10am. Ashfords Mill House (upstairs).

Ashburton Travel Club

Wednesday October 19, 7.30pm. Meeting; speaker Alison Shearer. St David’s Church, Allens Road.

YMCA Holiday Programme

Monday October 3, 12 noon-3.00pm, Pop-ups, Hinds Domain.

Tuesday October 4, 12 noon-3.00pm, Pop-ups, Friedlander Park.

Monday October 10, 12 noon-3.00pm, Popups, Hinds Domain.

Tuesday October 11, 12 noon-3.00pm, Pop-ups, Friedlander Park.

Wednesday October 12, 12 noon-3.00pm, Mayfield Domain.

Tuesday October 13, 12 noon-3.00pm, Friedlander Park.

Salmon Run

Rakaia’s Jackson Holmes Salmon Run will be held on Sat October 15, based at the Rakaia Domain. 4 event sections = The MultiSport of Cycle Kayak and Run, Off Road Trail Run, approximately ½ marathon distance, Long Duathlon, Short Duathlon.

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Pork industry: Has freedom of speech gone too far?

Thousands of submissions have been received on the draft Na tional Animal Welfare Advisory Committee (NAWAC) animal welfare code for pigs released for public consultation.

The pork industry says the pro posed changes could force farm ers out of business and put the price of New Zealand-born and raised pork out of the reach of many New Zealanders.

For the past 35 years, Mid Can terbury pig farmer Ian Carter has “loved feeding the population”.

He has spent the past 19 years running his 2200 pig far row-to-finish indoor farm, pro ducing enough pork to feed 20,000 New Zealanders a year.

“I do enjoy doing it because I think they, the consumers, value what I do, but it’s not them that set the rules,” he said.

For Carter believed freedom of speech had gone too far, with modern technology meaning momentum could be gained to put across views not necessarily logical or appropriate.

Carter believed a proposal to dramatically change pig farm ing would result in poor animal welfare outcomes, including the deaths of “thousands” of piglets, and force more farmers to exit an already beleaguered industry.

Pig farming in New Zealand is a small industry which feeds solely New Zealanders and that was part of the problem, he said.

With only 90 commercial pig farms left, and because it did not export, the industry had “no voice” in Wellington.

For years, much noise had been made about the amount of imported pork - about 64 per cent of New Zealand consump tion.

While there was talk of the

need for a level playing field that was not possible - the draft code was above any imports, meaning none of the imported pork met the same regulations as its New Zealand counterparts.

Carter believed the proposal would “destroy” the production side of New Zealand’s industry while the processing side would

“just run on imported meat”.

The Carter farm employed three full-time staff, who all had families and were part of the lo cal community.

Without the piggery the prop erty – 750 bull beef were also grazed – it would take one person to run it.

Carter said free-farmed pork

Mark Love Contracting Ltd - Rakaia

did not necessarily mean better animal welfare, and there had been a “decimation” in numbers in that sector over the past 10 years.

He had questioned the capa bilities of the NAWAC committee to develop a code suitable for the industry, saying he believed the process was broken, so a “poor

outcome” was inevitable.

“To put up a list of options for the public to largely decide, fur ther demonstrates the complexi ty of the situation, that a solution isn’t clearly evident for NAWAC.

“For the good of our pigs, public perception of welfare shouldn’t be allowed to override science-proven welfare,” he said.

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Betta Bees Research Limited (BBRL) artificial insemination bee breeding programme is to be wound up after 18 years of operation.

The company evaluated beehives in a closed breeding programme by matching up desirable traits to gain genetic improvement in Italian honeybees.

One of the directors of Betta Bees Peter Bell of Mackenzie Country Honey, who was involved with the company for three years, said, “It’s a bit of a negative story because it’s coming to an end.

“But I’m hopeful that someone else will keep it going.

“When you have multiple shareholders you need a board and a general manager and BBRL never got to that point.

“Things don’t get done properly because people don’t have the time.

“It has had an impact on the bee industry.”

The company was started 18 years ago by a group of South Island beekeepers. They worked together to improve the New Zealand breed of bee and had become a nationwide company. Most of the beehives and equipment were donated at the start along with many hours of voluntary work. The staff was employed to manage the

Betta Bees to wind up after 18 years

beehives and do three insemination runs per year.

Shareholders paid an annual research levy which entitled them to three AI breeder queens to use in their own beekeeping businesses each year.

The programme made significant genetic gains in the early years. Queens were selected for desirable traits like honey production and temperament. But like any breeding programmes, the gains become less as it got closer to the perfect bee.

Over the years the company never reached a scale of being able to afford a general manager, resulting in directors being involved in both governance and management.

“There is a reason why it didn’t get more shareholders – back then BBRL thought it was too exclusive whereas they should have kept the share price really low,” said Bell.

“There was also a problem in that a shareholder paid $7500 per year and that entitled them to three queens but BBRL could have cut that down to smaller shareholdings and a levy for just one breeder – this would have included more people.

“But the more the shareholders, the more you have to keep them on board. So as time

went by it made it harder because it spiraled down.

“We had staff and they used to communicate with shareholders but when we got rid of the staff that was no longer the case,” Bell said.

“It got to the point where everyone was relying on the other to do their voluntary stuff.”

A downturn in white and non-manuka honey prices and then manuka honey over the last four years put pressure on BBRL.

A number of shareholders stopped contributing to the research levy because of this downturn. Directors struggled to find time to do their demanding role or attract new directors onboard.

With not enough revenue to run the operation, in the winter of 2021, the hard decision was made to contract the operations to a private company for one year.

The board started a full tender process in the winter of 2022, for BBRL operation for a three-year contract term.

The board however was unable to receive a viable tender so with regret the directors of BBRL called for a special meeting to pass resolutions to put up for sale the assets and proceed with winding up the company.

Time to vote in Ruralco elections

The upcoming Ruralco Board election process is an important time for all shareholders to have their say on the oversight of the co-operative and how it moves forward, according to Ruralco chairperson, Jessie Chan.

“The election process is essential to ensure we have good shareholder engagement. As a co-operative, our shareholders own the business, which means it is their business and they need to have a say. This election process determines how all shareholders retain our control of their co-operative.

our shareholders own the business,

“It is important that people engage in the process, both through nominations for directors and through the voting process. We need as many shareholders as possible to vote and exercise their right to have their say,” she said.

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Simon Shuker’s Code-Cracker

Cryptic crossword Your Stars

ARIES (Mar 21-Apr 19): Laughter, triviality and other underrated delights are in store. Take note of the people who tend to bring out the lightness in others, as they are the ones to keep close.

TAURUS (Apr 20-May 20): As a goal, happiness is loosely definable and hardly quantifiable, but it’s a worthy aim all the same. But if you’re not happy, all the other definable quantities matter very little to you.

GEMINI (May 21-Jun 21): People want to spend time with you, perhaps as houseguests. You’re comfortable to be around, and the cozy environments you create reflect this so well.

CANCER (Jun 22-Jul 22): You’ll stumble across a hot tip or excellent advice, though it’s roughly delivered. It may even sound like a warning or a criticism, but you can hear past that to the golden suggestion under it all.

LEO (Jul 23-Aug 22): If you’re uncertain and you show it, others will take hold. If you’re uncertain and you act like you know what you’re doing, they’ll believe it. You don’t have to know every step in the plan – just the next one.

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LIBRA (Sep 23-Oct 23): You don’t want to shake confidences or offend egos, but you’re not sure who to trust. Knowing more will help you make a decision. Ask your questions. Only those with something to hide will be upset by them.

SCORPIO (Oct 24-Nov 21): No relationship is all one tone. Every relationship comes with mixed feelings. Things can be sorted out. Confusion can be worked through, or you can just wait to see where things settle in.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22-Dec 21): A special relationship comes into focus. For now, forget about passion, which is a temporary intensity you can come back to later. Start with compassion, and see where that leads.

CAPRICORN (Dec 22-Jan 19): Stop and consider the life experiences you’ve journeyed. It’s impressive, even to you! It’s OK to quietly acknowledge yourself, as a friend would. Befriending yourself is essential to your well-being.

AQUARIUS (Jan 20-Feb 18): You don’t need everything around you to be orderly in order to see how you fit into it. In fact, you’ll thrive on a taste of chaos and see at once how you can use the energy to further a goal.

PISCES (Feb 19-Mar 20): Partnerships in which no one confronts the other are bound to be less honest. Into every relationship, a little conflict must fall. Let the love in your heart coat the words on your lips.

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■ Bowls

Allenton Bowling Club

On Friday September 23 the first round of summer season Friday triples was played at the Allenton Club, results were as follows:

First: Murray Smallridge, Alan Miller, Hayden Cowan 3 wins 18 ends 39 points,

Second:  Len Luke, Graeme Clarke, Wen dy Blackwell 3 Wins 17 ends 34 points, Third: Tony Inwood, Dave Muir, A Hu band 3 Wins 16 ends 36 Points, Fourth: Graeme Bishop, John Forde, Tracey Fickling 3 wins 15 ends 40 points, Fifth: Murray Anderson, John Kewish, Marg Lloyd 2 wins 1 draw 15 ends 40 points.

Next round of Friday triples Allenton September 30, 12.30 pm start.

■ Cycling

Mid Canterbury Social Wheelers

Winter Season Points 22. Madge Peach Trophy (Ladies)

Pam Harcourt 150pts Monique Brake 103 pts. Kristine Marriott 86pts. Lucy Kirwan 72pts. Katherine Gorrie 67pts. Charlotte Cox 63pts. Michelle Davidson 43pts. Tesh McIntosh 38pts. Michelle Knight 29pts. Janette Hooper 27pts. Debbie Skinner 20pts. Liz Wylie 17pts. Kayla Smith 14pts. one Start. Kimberly Marshall 10pts. one start.

Jim Tate Trophy Under 40 years. Jack Gorrie 49pts. Ben Ward 32pts. Jelle Hendriksen 27pts. Ged Wall 20pts. Matt Marshall 6pts. Ryan Gallagher 12pts. one start.

Sandy MacKenzie Trophy, over 40yrs. Larry Neal 155pts. Kaylib Gorrie 135pts. Roger Wilson 127pts. Dave Knight 123 pts. Michael Gallagher 109pts. Tony Ward 95pts. Rob Hooper 93pts. Don Sutton 84pts. John Uden 81pts. Mark Smitheram 74pts. Doug Coley 71pts. Richard Kirwan 57pts. Paul Brake 53pts. Michael Templeton 37pts. Mike Hansen 27pts. Andrew Shepherd 26pts. Marty Cuttle 24pts. Kerry Clough 21pts. An ton Nicholls 18pts. Andy Skinner 15pts. John McIntosh 20pts one start. Steven Hands 16pts. one start. Nick Hand 5pts. one start. Brad Hudson 10pts. one start. Shane Jones 7pts. one start. John Fer guson 6pts. one start.

MCSW Winter Cup. Nick Grijns 118pts. Dave Shurrock 117pts. Ron Kennedy 99pts. Ross Templeton 95pts. Kenny Johnston 83pts. Paul Hands 75pts. Brent Hudson 74pts Allan Johns 65pts. Brian Ellis 41pts. Ross Proctor 35pts. Paul Wil liams 15pts. Don Morrison 14pts. Merv Grewar 12pts. Paul Summerfield 6pts. Steve Caldwell 3pts.one start.

Most Starts in Winter Series. (16) Nick Grijns, Brent Hudson, Dave Shurrock. Overall winner Larry Neal 155pts. Bruce Arnst Trophy U15years. Jack Gorrie.

Tinwald Cycling U17 Development

Graded Points 4th September 22.

A Grade. Handicap Eliza McKenzie 240 pts Ryan Gallagher 161. Jack Gorrie 112 pts.

Time Trial Eliza McKenzie 214pts. Ryan Gallagher 192pts. Jack Gorrie 90pts.

B. Grade Handicap Charlotte Neal 270 pts. Oscar Gorrie 81pts.

Time Trial Charlotte Neal 242pts. Oscar Gorrie 75pts.

C. Grade. Handicap. Eden Brake 100pts. Casey Brake 59pts. Maddie Townshead 18pts. Time Trial Eden Brake 94pts. Casey Brake 68pts. Maddie Townshead 24pts.

D. Grade. Handicap. Nick Dalley 349pts. Lucy Brake 69pts. Emma Gallagher 30pts. Time Trial. Nick Dalley 309pts. Lucy Brake 51. Emma Gallagher 26pts. Trophies. A Grade Eliza McKenzie 454 pts. B. Grade Charlotte Neal 512pts. C. Grade Eden Brake 194pts. D. Grade. Nick Dalley 658pts. U17 Girls Charlotte Neal 512pts. Teams Nick Dalley 36pts.

Overall Trophy. Tower Trophy 1st. Nick Dalley 658pts. Tower Trophy 2nd. Char lotte Neal 512pts. Tower Trophy 3rd. Eliza McKenzie 454pts.

■ Golf Ashburton 9 Holers

Finals day was held on Saturday 24th September and our 2022 Club 9 Hole Champions are:  Men’s Champion Gavin Johnston; Wom en’s Champion Jenny Matthews; Sega Golf Men’s Champion Peter Stech man; Sega Golf Women’s Champion Joy Nicholas.

Last Thursday, Gavin Johnston won the Netherby Pharmacy Putting competi tion with a score of 13 putts, followed by Val Ferrier (16). Ten players scored 17 and 4 lucky cards were selected from the ten:

Bruce Leighton, Peter Stechman, Sue Forrest and Wendy Hopwood. Gavin Johnston also scored a Smith & Church Gobbler.

This week, September 29 will be mixed

play, 4BBB nett and the following week, 6th October is a special day when we will compete for the Laurence J. Hanra han Trophy, 4BBB Stableford sponsored by Hotel Ashburton and Sega Golf.  October also marks the start of summer times for play: arrive 9.15 for 9.30 start.

Mayfield Golf Club

9 Hole

Thursday, September 22 - Stroke & 8th Stableford.

Ladies: Wendy Sim 59-20-39 16 Bernie Morrison 65-23-42 14.

Men: John Milne 57-20-38 18 Eddie Gra ham 52-14-38 16 John Greenslade 5820-38 16. Greg Sim Builders No2: Robert Schikker Mayfield Transport No 5: John Milne.

Methven Golf Club

Men’s Finals Day results. September 17.

Champions:

Senior: Michael Kemp. Intermediate: Craig Middleton. Junior A: Sam Har greaves. Junior B: Mark Gazzard. Flight: Senior: Graham Gunn. Intermediate: Richard Maw. Junior A: Rod Carson. Junior B: Bruce Dickson. Senior: Sam Hargreaves 84-15-69. Junior: Athol McAlpine 89-17-72 by lot.

Other good scores: 72 Stuart Wilson, Philip Duff. 74 Philip Johnson. 75 Frikkie Greybie, Rod Carson.

Twos: Simon Wareing.

Closest to Pins: Methven Pubs #4: Not Struck. Hunters Wine #6: Philip Johnson, Ski Time #13: Sam Hargreaves. Green Parrot #17: Simon Wareing. Dubliner Best Nett: Sam Hargreaves 69. Meth ven Foursquare Second-Best Nett: Stu art Wilson 72. Bar Voucher Best Gross: Frikkie Greybie. Next Week: President v Captain.

Methven Ladies

Wednesday, September 21 Sealed Holes

Gayle O’Duffy 59, Ellen Kemp 63. Best Scores: Gayle O’Duffy 87-18-69, Ellen Kemp 96-23-73. Nawab Indian Restur ant Best Nett of the day: Gayle O’Duffy 69.

Nearest the Pins: No 4 Open Methven Travel Gayle O’Duffy. No 6 Open Pri mo Becky Hood. No 13 Open Methven Foursquare Sharon Burrell-Smith. No 17 Open & Br B 2nd Shot Bev Isher wood. No 14 Silver & Br A Supervalue Ruth Smith. Twos and Nett Eagles: Ruth Smith. Becky Hood x2.

Pink Lady Stableford Tournament held Monday, September 12.

4 Natural Hazzards Rakaia 131, Tussocks Jumpers Fairlie 128, Foreplay Tinwald 126, Tai Tapu Tarts Tai Tapu 122, The PJs Tai Tapu 120.

Nearest the Pins: No 4 Sally Lane. No 6 Ginny Bolderston. No 13 Jo Lane. No 17 Sally Smith. Straightest Drive: Ka ren from Wonky Waimaks. Twos: Ginny Bolderston. Sally Lane.

Rakaia Golf Club

Results Rakaia Ladies Golf Wednesday 21 September.

Jingles: 1 point for 1st on the green, 1 point for closest to the pin and 1 point for a 1 put.

Bev Sutherland 15, Freda Bierema 14.

Rakaia Hotel 2nd shot #3 Mandy Hurst, Rakaia Seed Cleaning 2nd shot #6 Val Sisson, Nearest the Pin #8 - In memory of Val Bell Mandy Hurst, Chertsey Spray ing 2nd shot #15 Val Sisson, S. Quinn 2nd shot #17 Val Sisson.

Tinwald Golf Club

Saturday September 24

Club champions were decided on Satur day with most matches finishing early.

In the Senior men’s match Nigel Heney defeated John Smitheram, Percy Kelsall def Brent Smith in the intermediate di vision.

Junior A saw Pete Marshall def Andrew Hill while in Junior B Lindsay Jackson prevailed over Kerry Whiting.

In the women’s Silver division, Bronwyn Flannery def Christine Kinita.

In the Bronze 1 played over 27 holes Emily Wilson def Sue Newman and Bronze B also over 27 holes Sue Gutsell def Kelly Kenton.

The 9 hole winner was Denise Wells with Helen Hargreaves the runner-up.

The plate winners were Gordy Kenton in Senior, Alex Veint Junior A and Selwyn Munro Junior B.

runner-ups were Poko Paraia, Senior, Kieron Gray Junior A and Will Morrison Junior B.

Sunday September 25

Leading scores in the American Stable ford played on Sunday; Kellie Kenton 62, Barb Harris 59, Warren Scott, Steve King 57, Des Green, Jo Peacock, Ross Preece 56, Selwyn Munro, Jason Mactier 54. Nearest the Pin: Tinwald Liquorland #2; Elizabeth Collins. Gluyas Ford #6; Struan Scott.

The Fine Lion #12; Lindsay Jackson. Ace Automotive #16; Gordy Kenton. G & R Seeds 2nd Shot #11; Trevor Taylor. Twos; Gordon Rennie. Net Eagle; #16 Barb Harris.

■ Squash Celtic Squash Club

Results from the first round of the Celtic Squash Club’s spring league: Team Robbies Speedy Exhaust lost to Team RMF Silva 2-14:

Andy Bryant lost to Kyle Hurren 1-2, Rob GIles lost to Kade Cummings 1-3, Chris sie Stratford lost to Matt Cassineri 0-3, Sarah Forbes lost to Nicky Dryland 0-3, Ollie Smith lost to Nicole Herbison 0-3.

Team McKain Quality Construction lost to Team McCrea Paint & Decorators 7-10:

Nick Marshall beat Simon Kennedy 3-1, Nick McKain lost to James McCloy 1-3, Hayden Robinson lost to Allain Smith 0-3, Jacinda Ryan lost to Neil Thomp son 0-3, Maddie Read beat Neil Thakar 3-0

Team Mastercraft Kitchens lost to Team J&N Hedgecutting 7-9: Billy Nolan lost to Chris O’Reilly 1-2, Barry De Sitter beat Paul Cartney 2-1, Harry Oldham lost to Emily Proffit 0-3, Louise Smith lost to Trudy Dalton 1-2, Jane Kingan beat Hol lie Morgan 3-1.

Team Kirsty Clay Property Brokers beat Team EuroAgri 10-8: Ben Kruger lost to Wouter Myburgh 0-3, Craig Donaldson lost to James McCloy 1-3, Kirsty Clay beat Heather Bowker 3-2, Lucas Raphold beat JoAlta My burgh 3-0, Harry Trott beats Chantee McCloy 3-0.

Team Pat Summerfield Electrical beat Team Alps Continuous Spouting 7-6: Chris Thompson beat Paul Cousins 3-0, Patrick Sandrey lost to Ian Dolden 1-3, Craig Henshilwood lost to Andre De Beer 0-3, Ashley Ritchie beat John Hamilton 3-0.

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Murray Smallridge showed good early season form to skip his side to success in the first round of the summer season Friday triples at Allenton on Friday. Winners of the Pink Lady Stableford tournament last week; Fiona Rushton, Sally Smith, Bev Sutherland and Sandra Quinn. The Tinwald Golf Club 2022 champions, following Saturday’s Club Championship Finals.

Don’t poke the bear!

Idon’t know if it was the sight of a Canterbury Wheelchair basketball player coming at me full speed with a manic, frenzied look in his eyes that did it, or whether it was my own provoking of such an attack that created the fear – but I’m sure my life flashed before my eyes on Saturday afternoon.

The Canterbury Wheelies were in town for their annual match against the Ashburton Celebrity team – a fixture usually placed as part of Wheels Week, but this year rescheduled due to illness and that wretched thing known as Covid.

I use the term celebrities lightly though.

Generally, it’s just whoever Pauline Paterson, who organises the match each year, decides needs a bit of torment that gets the chance to strap in and give it a go.

For some reason, I’ve played in the last four, so she must really think I need the punishment.

This year though, I dished out some to myself.

If you’ve never seen the Wheelies in action, it’s a must.

These guys are incredible. The skill and power they generate out on the court is actually remarkable to witness, and is a true pointer to the belief that you can do anything if you put your mind to it, irrelevant of life situations.

Because we’ve met a few times over the years, there’s a healthy rivalry there and some gentle ribbing is always encountered and offered, both before and during the match.

They don’t hold much back, and if you put yourself into a position to get blocked or hit then they’ll give it to you. Especially if you’re clicking in at over 100kg and look like you can handle a bit of a decent

shove, as I found out on Saturday.

It’s my own fault. I really need to learn when to shut my mouth sometimes.

I copped a good block from one of the Canterbury lads. Forceful, but fair and deserving. He wheeled away smiling and I automatically told myself to not poke the bear.

So, what did I do?

I poked the bear.

“You’ll have to hit me harder than that,” I offered.

Bad move.

The smile that instantly wreathed his face and the taunt that followed had me rapidly wheeling for the far reaches of the court and out of his way, as he casually lined me up.

I managed to avoid the inevitable for a few minutes, but when I picked up a loose ball near centre court, that was his opportunity.

These guys are so quick, so skilful. I should have known better.

He wound it right up and hit me, coming at me from probably 20 metres away, with a gleeful look on his face. And there’s now a mark on my leg to remind me why I shouldn’t bait people who know better than me.

Lesson learnt.

But what an occasion it was once again.

The celebrities team of Mayor Neil Brown, Leen Braam, Julie McGrath, Mary Summerfield, Phill Hooper, Rob Reid, Shona McGrath, Michael Calvert, Peter Jacob, Steve Devereux and myself managed to hold our own, thanks in large to some sharpshooting from the commander in chief, Brown, under the net – but it’s more about the experience than the result.

Those involved with the Canterbury Wheelchair Basketball team are outstanding sportspeople with a real love for competition.

I’m already hoping Pauline feels like I deserve some more punishment so I can get back out there next year.

These guys are incredible. The skill and power they generate out on the court is actually remarkable to witness, and is a true pointer to the belief that you can do anything if you put your mind to it

Close encounter in interprovincial

The Canterbury Croquet Association grabbed a narrow victory over the South Canterbury counterparts in the annual Basil The Ram interprovincial croquet tournament, held in Ashburton last week. The tournament, which pits eight pairings from each province, with South Canterbury including Ashburton players, took to the lawns for a day of competition with just one hoop separating the two sides at the completion of play. Competing in the Association Croquet variance of the sport, Canterbury made a strong start, edging out to a 16-hoop lead after the first round of games, but by the end of the second of the three rounds, that margin had been cut right back to just three hoops. The margin set up a tight race to the finish line, with the South Canterbury side unable to peg back the final deficit losing by just the one hoop. Pictured is Waireka’s Raylene Phillips presenting the Basil The Ram trophy to Canterbury’s Margarite Rogers.

National champions crowned

The Ashburton Squash Club closed off a massive week on Saturday as they hosted the finals of the F/J Grade National Super-Champs. 70 squash players from around the country congregated on the club for three days of play with champions crowned on Saturday afternoon before everyone was able to let their hair down on Saturday night. The Taihape Squash Club were victorious in the Women’s Final, heading off Squash Waipukurau who were second and Putaruru Squash Club who finished third. In the men’s even, Surf City Squash in Gisborne took overall honours ahead of Ohakune Squash Club who claimed second and Te Puke Squash who picked up third placing. While the F/J Grade finals were being held in Ashburton, the Ashburton Squash Club ladies team were in action Whangarei where they claimed eighth spot in the competition just dipping out to Surf City Club in the seventh and eighth playoff. Pictured above Te Puke’s Josh Crump looks to find the wall in his match against Royal Oak’s Dennis Schipper.

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Braided Rivers Community Trust CEO, Rob Reid with Ashburton Mayor, Neil Brown in support during the annual Celebrities v Canterbury Wheelies wheelchair basketball match on Saturday. PHOTO MATT MARKHAM
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Hammers into top four

of a spot in the Meads Cup, and it’s perhaps North Otago who look the most likely to edge their way into that division with games against West Coast and King Country still remaining.

And now, for the final push.

Mid Canterbury edged their way into the top four of the Heart land Rugby Championship with a narrow victory over Horowhenua Kapiti in Levin on Saturday – but the race for one of the top eight spots in the competition is still very much an active investiga tion.

A better points differential has pushed them ahead of North Otago and into Meads Cup con tention, but with matches against table-toppers, South Canterbury this week and then Whanganui the following, it’s a tough ask for the Hammers to keep themselves there.

Just four points separate the teams ranked fourth through to ninth with the final push over the coming fortnight set to be fraught with dangers at every turn, and all six sides still able to make the top flight of the competition when it comes to knockout rugby next month.

South Canterbury, Whanganui and Thames Valley are all assured

Standings

South Canterbury

Thames Valley

Canterbury

North Otago

King Country

Coast

Horowhenua Kapiti

Bush

Coast

Bay

They should grab at least eight points from those match es, which would lift them above everyone else fighting for the fi nal spot in the Meads Cup – un less of course, Mid Canterbury create back-to-back upsets in the coming weeks that is.

If there’s a frustration for the Mid Canterbury camp and their supporters from the points ta ble, it’s that below Mid Canter bury sit King Country, Buller and East Coast, three sides who beat Mid Canterbury in circumstanc es where they perhaps shouldn’t have. Results in those matches would have the Hammers un defeated and potentially sitting at the top of the standings and in a far more comfortable posi tion looking toward the next two weeks.

The Hammers’ 15-13 score line on Saturday might not look like anything, but it’s a nod towards gritted determination to get the job done after they led 15-0 at the halftime break.

Playing with a good wind at their backs in the game’s first 40 minutes, they made solid inroads.

A try to newbie John Vasura kuta early on set some good in tent, and when Tyler Blackburn crashed over 30 minutes later, Mid Canterbury looked on track to grab a valuable five points from the match.

But it wasn’t to be. Horowhen ua Kapiti lifted in the second half and came charging back with two tries of their own, but despite throwing everything they had at the Mid Canterbury defence, it largely stood tall – a pleasing as pect for coaches John Sherratt, Grant Polson and Pete Manson for sure.

The trio used their entire bench in the match, with Logan Bon

nington forced to return to the paddock 10 minutes after being subbed in replacement for the in jured Kaydis Hona.

This week’s match against South Canterbury is set to be a massive affair. Not only are South Canterbury the competition leaders and undefeated for close to two years, but they’re Mid Can terbury’s greatest rival and clos est neighbour.

The match is set to break new ground with Sky Sport coming to Ashburton to provide live cover age of the game – the first of two games for Mid Canterbury with their match at Cooks Garden next week against Whanganui also tel evised.

Scoreboard

Mid Canterbury 15 (John Vasurakuta, Tyler Blackburn tries; Nathan McCloy pen, conv) beat Horowhenua Kapiti 13.

Other Heartland results:

Thames Valley 26 beat North Otago 21, Whanganui 83 beat Buller 7, King Country 32 beat East Coast 21, Wairarapa Bush 42 beat West Coast 30, South Canterbury 60 beat Poverty Bay 7.

Successful start to training career

dashed through and won with a bit of authority.

Matt Markham

Two weeks into his training ca reer and Tim White is officially on the board.

The Ashburton Raceway train er who joined in partnership with his father, strike-rate trainer Brent White, earlier this month opened his account as a trainer when Bobby Waterhouse broke maiden status at Motukarara on Sunday.

And the younger of the White duo, was nowhere to be seen.

Sticking in Ashburton to take care of things at the stables, White was watching on from home as he began what looks set to be a long and fruitful career in the training ranks with a serious ly impressive line-up of equine talent at his disposal.

“Someone’s got to the work at home and today Tim drew that straw,” Brent said.

“This is great for him though, he deserves it – he’s done all the

hard yards and been a huge help to me in recent years, so hopeful ly there’s a lot more to come.”

Owned by a group of loyal stable owners, Bobby Waterhouse has

been a frustrating but promising talent for the stable, purchased from the yearling sales. He’d raced eight times before Sunday’s meet ing, placing on seven occasions.

Kim Butt was able to get the gelding into the perfect posi tion on the back of the leader throughout the journey, and with a cold shot up the passing lane he

“I was a bit worried about him with the crossing here on the track, he can be a little bit funny sometimes,” Butt said.

“He was too busy looking at the people on the outside fence the first time, so he didn’t really no tice it, but he galloped over it af ter we’d passed the winning post which was a bit of a relief.

“He’s a nice horse, who will do a good job. Brent and Tim have worked hard with him and done a great job and he’s got a bit of promise ahead, I think.”

The White stable is set to step it up another notch this week as their build-up to New Zealand Trotting Cup Day officially begins with stable stars Cranbourne and Got You Covered.

After two public hit-outs the pair are likely to take their place in this week’s Canterbury Classic at Addington before plotting their way towards the big dance on the second Tuesday in November.

And now, with win number one on the board and registered, it’s full steam ahead for Ashburton’s leading harness racing stable.

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Bobby Waterhouse and Kim Butt stride clear of the field to give Tim White his first training success at Motukarara on
Sunday.
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TEAM P W L B Pts
6 6 0 5 29 Whanganui 6 5 1 6 26
6 5 1 5 25 Mid
6 3 0 6 18
6 3 0 6 18
6 3 0 3 15 Buller 6 3 0 3 15 East
6 3 0 2 14
6 3 0 2 14 Wairarapa
6 1 5 3 7 West
6 0 6 6 6 Poverty
6 1 5 2 6
Mid Canterbury co-captain, Tyler Blackburn gets over the line as his team-mates appeal for confirmation of a try against Horowhenua Kapiti. PHOTO MIKE LEWIS

What have we learned?

The All Blacks’ home test schedule closed out with an emphatic 40-14 win over the Wallabies at Eden Park on Saturday night, which meant that the Springboks required a 39 point win over the Pumas on Sunday morning to take The Rugby Championship title.

The South Africans didn’t get it.

So, after all the angst, the disappointing losses and talk of how this is the worst All Black team ever, they are now champions of southern hemisphere rugby yet again.

The irony of this situation isn’t something Ian Foster is thinking about, who said he was just “enjoying the moment”.

Is that a lesson to be learned perhaps for New Zealand rugby fans?

Here’s a few more things that we know after one of the most competitive instalments of TRC ever:

Ian Foster is quite good at beating the Wallabies – After three seasons, Foster’s All Blacks have beaten the Aussies six times, with one loss and a draw. One of those was a record margin of victory and another was the highest score ever against the Wallabies.

Yes, that probably should have been another loss in Melbourne, but even though it was a wild finish his All Blacks still had to find a way to win off the unlikely chance they were presented with.

The other sides are inconsistent, too – Fresh off a statement win over the All Blacks in Mbombela, what do the Springboks do? Lose.

What do the Pumas do after their first ever win in New Zealand? Get thrashed.

What do the Wallabies do after their most complete performance of the year, against the Springboks in Adelaide? Go to Sydney and limp to a disappointing loss.

This year’s championship simply came down to who could hold serve, which the All Blacks did.

If the All Blacks are playing on Eden Park, they can pretty much select whoever they want.

A lot of questions were raised at Foster’s side that played the Wallabies in Bledisloe II, Taylor in at hooker, Jordie Barrett at 12, an old people’s home of a propping rotation, but really it didn’t make any difference.

The last time the Wallabies won at Eden Park was the year that the original Top Gun movie topped the box office, and there is clearly a mental hurdle that affects them (and anyone else for that matter) when they play there.

So really, Foster could have named himself in that side if he wanted to. There will be a few at NZR secretly hoping to find a way to just move the All Blacks to Eden Park permanently, given the record there.

The midfield may well have found a solution – David Havili’s form at second five has mirrored the All Blacks’ up and down season, but his concussion-related stand down showed that the solution a lot of folks in Hurricanes country have been calling out for is not a bad one at all.

Jordie Barrett’s hard-running injection into the midfield gave the All Black attack a sense of directness, freeing up space for Rieko Ioane and Will Jordan outside him.

The skipper doesn’t need to be an 80 minute player – Sam Cane was subbed and the world didn’t end. Then he missed the last test anyway and the All Blacks simply cracked on. It is clear that

we’ve entered an era of the All Black captain watching the final stages from the sideline, which really is not a big deal, given that happens with Siya Kolisi in every test he plays.

Co-sharing the captaincy isn’t new either, the All Blacks had five last year anyway.

Sustainability the key

The win at Ellis Park should have been the turning point, but much of what the All Blacks achieved there was rubbed out a fortnight later in Christchurch when they lost to the Pumas.

That wasn’t a surprise, the performance against the Springboks was very much one that fed off the South Africans’ predictability and so from there, the gameplan that the All Blacks have run has very much been about smoothing out the rough edges to make them a one-size-fits-all threat package.

We saw it in Hamilton, then when they shot out to a big lead in Melbourne, but mostly in the win at Eden Park.

It still comes down to the Twickenham test – November 19 is the All Blacks’ date with destiny. The last test of the year will give us a very clear indication of where they’re at as we head into a World Cup year, not least with where their opposition are as well.

Remember: this time last year the All Blacks had won TRC and went on to record some big scores against Wales and Italy on the end of year tour.

But it didn’t count for much after they’d visited Dublin and Paris.

Coaching mere mortals could be a challenge – Murray

Three-time Grand Slam champion Andy Murray said he hopes Roger Federer will stay involved in ten nis as he heads into retirement, but suggested the Swiss great is so gifted that coaching other players might prove difficult.

The 41-year-old Federer claimed 20 Grand Slam singles ti tles, ripped up the record books and is widely-regarded as the best player ever to wield a racket.

Murray was part of Team Europe as Federer bade a tearful farewell to tennis at the Laver Cup this weekend, having announced that the event in London would be the last of his 24-year career.

Federer has hinted that he would like to play exhibition events, but has been guarded about the chances of moving into coaching at some point in the future.

“I’m sure if he was to coach one day, which he obviously doesn’t need to – he would pick players that I’d imagine he’d be motivated to be coaching in the big matches and helping there,” Murray, who lost three Grand Slam finals to Federer, told reporters at the O2 Arena.

“The one thing that is I think difficult when you are as talented and have as many options as him

is to remember that not everybody can do the things that he did.

“He had the ability to play everything and he had so many options at his disposal that that’s the challenging thing also as a coach sometimes, especially someone in his position.”

Murray said it had been an emo tional night when Federer played alongside Rafa Nadal in what was his last match.

“Was lucky to be here and be present for Friday night,” Murray said, although he admitted when he finally decides to retire it might be a less memorable affair.

“I’m really not thinking about that right now.

“I certainly won’t and don’t de serve to have a send-off like that,” Murray said.

“You know, Roger did deserve that night, and it was super special having all of those guys there.”

Federer declined to say what his plans are, when asked after the match, but said being Laver Cup captain was not on the radar.

“No plans there. Bjorn (Borg’s) doing a great job. Thomas (En qvist) as well, supporting him all the way.

“It’s been great fun.

“Who knows, maybe one day, but we don’t have any plans so far.”

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Switzerland’s Roger Federer (left) and Britain’s Andy Murray
during a 2022
Laver Cup match
at the O2 Arena in London on September 25, 2022. PHOTO SUPPLIED
Will Jordan again shows his class, dotting down at Eden Park against Australia.

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Find out how you can help by visiting: www.otago.ac.nz/chchheart A University of Otago Centre of Research Excellence Canterbury High Country Readings to 4pm For the very latest weather information, including Weather Warnings, visit metservice.com Temp °C Maximum Minimum Grass min 24hr Rain mm Month to date Wind km/h Strongest gust Sun hrs on Month to date Canterbury Plains Ashburton Weather Around The Region Tides, Sun and Moon Ashburton Mouth Rakaia Mouth Rangitata Mouth Ashburton Airport MethvenChristchurch Airport Timaru Airport Christchurch Darfield Lake Coleridge Methven Rakaia Timaru Tide data sourced from MetOcean Solutions Tuesday: Mainly fine with high cloud. Northerlies. Wednesday: Partly cloudy, with spots of rain from afternoon. Northerlies. Thursday: Cloudy, with occasional rain developing in the afternoon as northwesterlies change southerly.© Copyright Meteorological Service of New Zealand Limited 2022 Tuesday: Mainly fine with high cloud. Northerlies. Wednesday: Partly cloudy, with spots of rain from afternoon. Northerlies. Thursday: Cloudy, with occasional rain developing in the afternoon as northwesterlies change southerly. MAX 21 MIN 8 MAX 20 MIN 10 MAX 20 MIN 4 TuesdayWednesdayThursday H 4:58am 5:19pm L 11:10am 11:30pm H 5:22am 5:38pm L 11:35am 11:56pm H 5:14am 5:35pm L 11:26am 11:46pm 5:40am 6:01pm 11:55am 6:07am 6:24pm 12:20pm 5:56am 6:17pm 12:11pm 6:27am 6:48pm 12:16am 12:43pm 6:55am 7:14pm 12:41am 1:07pm 6:43am 7:04pm 12:32am 12:59pm 7:12am 7:37pm 7:11am 7:38pm 7:09am 7:39pm 7:54am 8:57pm 8:14am 10:10pm 8:38am 11:25pm first qtr Oct 3 full Oct 10 last qtr Oct 18 new Oct 26 TuesdayWednesdayThursday 21 11 19 12 16 10 18 9 19 11 17 11 20 7 19 10 16 7 19 6 18 9 18 7 22 5 20 5 17 2 18 4 19 3 18 6 MondayMidnight Tuesday Tuesday Mountain weather hazards: None issued. High cloud, with a few showers about the divide. Wind at 1000m: NW 45 km/h. Wind at 2000m: NW 30 km/h. Freezing level: About 2300m. Wednesday Mountain weather hazard: Wind. Rain, possibly heavy, developing about the divide, and scattered rain elsewhere. Wind at 1000m: NW 40 km/h, rising to gale 65 km/h in exposed places in the evening. Wind at 2000m: NW 40 km/h, rising to gale 70 km/h in exposed places in the afternoon. Freezing level: Rising 2800m. 14.5 7.3 5.9 13.4 0.0 4.8 151.5 NE 41 9:59am 15.4 6.4 13.4 8.6 7.6 19.6 0.0 1.1 155.5 NE 54 3:56am 13.7 8.9 22.8 0.0 NE 20 5:17am Sun A large high, centred to the southeast of the Chatham Islands, spreads a ridge back onto the country and is directing a north to northeasterly flow over New Zealand. A low, and associated front, are moving slowly eastward across
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Hammers hit top four

calling time on a week of sport The Guardian’s sports wrap Mid Canterbury’s 15-13 win over Horowhenua Kapiti on Saturday was enough to push them into fourth in the Heartland Rugby Championship. A good standing with two big games remaining before the finals stage of the season. FULL STORY: P25.
On the board P25 Class on wheels P24 Canty too good P24 28 Ashburton Guardian Tuesday, September 27, 2022

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