OPINION: THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS BAD LUCK ANIMALS

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THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS BAD LUCK ANIMALS

Black cats are the closest thing to g*d that we can get to. You’ll never have a sweeter animal in your life than a befriended black cat. Unfortunately, every Halloween, my family had to protect our baby from punk ass bitches looking to start trouble with black cats.

PS if you declaw your cat, I will do the same to you.

If y’all were like me and had some man come in to your elementary school gym class every year to tell you not to touch bats, you’ve probably never touched a bat.

Rabies! Rabies!! RABIES!!! But c’mon dude. All they wanna do is eat fruits and suck blood like anyone else. That being said, if you see a bat on the ground, in the daytime, call a bat rescue or something.

Crows could probably complete your degree faster than you, just saying. I’m convinced that humans created a stigma around crows because we were too intimidated by their intelligence. What’s all this nonsense about a “murder” of crows? Death omens?? The only people who are intimidated by that are true cowards. Embrace the crow. Love the crow.