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With no social media, I ended up spending most of the day talking to my son. He’s really nice! — James Corden
Well, guys, this afternoon President Biden received his Covid booster shot on camera, in front of reporters. When they offered Biden the booster, he said, “I’ll take one in my arm and another for my approval rating.” — Jimmy Fallon
This is what happens when you have a president and a treasury secretary who are on a mission from G-d to please pink-haired wokers who carry around Ziploc bags of kale
B A LT I M O R E J E W I S H H O M E . C O M
- Sen. John Kennedy (R-LA) discussing Pres. Biden’s $3 trillion proposed spending bill on Fox News
Well, I don’t think the vice president needs a crisis communications manager, and I don’t think the taxpayers should have to pay for one. I think it’s obvious what she needs – with respect – she needs to stop saying stupid stuff that she can’t defend. And she and the president need to stop breaking plates. I mean, in the history of ever, I’ve not seen a presidential administration break more plates in the first nine months than this one. I mean, think about it, Brian. Afghanistan, inflation, defund the police, critical race theory, the border, gas prices, massive debt. And I’m not saying Republicans are perfect. But these people are crazy. And if they would stop acting crazy, they wouldn’t have a crisis, and then they wouldn’t need crisis managers. - Ibid.
YouTube just announced that it is blocking all anti-vaccine content. Blocked it. But don’t worry, if you want anti-vaccine content, just check out the comment section of literally any video. — Ibid.
People who couldn’t use Instagram [on Monday] spent the day posting their weekend pumpkin-patch selfies on LinkedIn. — Ibid.
Yes, Facebook’s entire site crashed. They were like, “Oh, my G-d, this is the best press we’ve had in months!” — Ibid.
Facebook was only down for a day and in that short time, everyone got the vaccine. – Ibid.
