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THE BALTIMORE JEWISH HOME W W W.T H E B J H . C O M
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Just Keep Truckin’ On... Match the trucker’s lingo to its explanation… to see if you are qualified to join a convoy 1. Alligator
A. How to call another driver
2. Bear
B. A driver who constantly changes lanes
3. Bear bait
C. Baltimore
4. Black eye
D. A speeding vehicle which can be used to protect the other speeding vehicles behind it
5. Bubba
E. Very strong coffee
6. Chicken coop
F. A headlight out
7. Hammer lane 8. Green stamps
G. Motorcyclist without a helmet H. The left, passing lane of traffic
9. Greasy side up
I. A driver who speeds up and slows down with great frequency
10. Gear Jammer
J. Diesel
11. Motion lotion
K. A weigh station
12.Parking lot
L. Taking a restroom break
13. Pay the water bill
M. Roadkill on the side of the road
14. Road pizza
N. A piece of tire on the road
15. Skins
O. Disregard last information
16. 10-4
P. Lumbar
17. Toothpicks
Q. Police officer
18. Charm City
R. Money
19. Lost Wages
S. Message received
20. 10-26
T. Las Vegas
21. Hundred mile coffee
U. Tires
22. Organ Donor
V. A vehicle that’s flipped over
23. Fighter pilot
W. An auto transporter
Answers:; 1. N; 2. Q; 3. D; 4. F; 5. A; 6. K; 7. G; 8. R; 9. V; 10. I; 11. J; 12. W; 13. L; 14. M; 15. U; 16. S; 17. P; 18. C; 19. T; 20. O; 21. E; 22. G; 23. B
FEBRUARY 24, 2022
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You Gotta Be Kidding Me ! A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget’s Thesaurus crashed yesterday losing its entire load. Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyses, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed.
