Minty Fresh... fresher than Chase’s Facebook status Wed 29th September 2010 ers stayed out of the rain and danced the night away. Special mention goes to Onur from Eastwood 27 who enjoyed the night a little too much, attempted the worm and then ingested a spoonful of curry powder. We salute you sir.
Two Minute Man set to reveal himself
Two Minute Man hides himself from the MintyFresh paparrazzi
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he Two Minute Man, reliable sources inform us, is planning to reveal his identity this Thursday on superhero night. An excitable, slightly inebriated friend of this freshers’ legend let us know that, while he was unable to tell us who he was, he could confirm to us that he is a very real threat to the satisfaction of ladies everywhere. He and his people are currently divising a suitable superhero costume for him - the MintyFresh team suggest incorporating some sort of Flava Flav inspired novelty clock - but they were unable to confirm any more details. The suspense is killing us all. What we did find out was that the Two Minute Man has, apparently, succesfully ensnared a mate. It seems that there is a (lucky?) female out there who regularly enjoys
his powers and has yet to run for the hills. MintyFresh are somewhat confused by this. If anyone has any information on this easily pleased/remarkably impatient lady then we would be very curious to hear more. Earlier in the evening there was an impromptu gathering outside Solsbury E Block that saw many freshers gamefully pre-drinking in the rain. There were a few who overcommitted to the cause and weren’t quite able to make it to the the main event of the evening - one memorable girl, Kirsty, insisted that she hadn’t drunk too much but was lying on the floor simply because she was ‘really tired’. Poor effort K-Dog. This little soiree was subsequently broken up by the fun police. The crowds were dispersed after some anti-tree violence and bottle smashing alerted the enemies of joy but the poor lost freshers soon found a new base at the sports hall where the Clubbers and Ravers
Juan from Solsbury D3.7 showed MintyFresh how classy he really is
night was off and running. Chase and Status (we still aren’t sure which is which) got the audience happily jumping and flailing to their dub-step stylings. Neon clothing was ripped and stretched as you happy fresh-
Wednesday’s All Day 10:00 - 16:00 13:00 - 17:00 13:30 - 16:30 14:00 - 16:00 17:00 - 20:00
20:00 - 23:00 20:00 - 23:00 20:30 - 23:00 21:30 - 02:00 The Solsbury E-block shindig in full swing, before it was crashed by security
22:30 - 03:00
Classic K-Dog, now the star of the MintyFresh Hall of Shame, did not finish
Timetable Roman Bath Trips Town Sports on the Parade Parade Sports Day Archery Field Coffee Afternoon Town Chaplaincy Drop-in Group Chaplaincy Society Challenge Sabb Special 2E 3.1 Poker Night Elementsl Salsa Night Level One Film 8W 1.1 Beach Party Founders Sports Hall Tea and Toast Chaplaincy
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