BBM December 2012 issue 689 by bbmlive.com

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EDITOR Hannah Shakir hannah.shakir@what-media.com SPORTS & NEWS EDITOR Richard Gadsby CONTRIBUTORS James Stapleton, Amy Baker, Laura Stevens, Jim Palmer, Carol Friel, Alexandra MacLeod, Sophie Brown, Peter Simpson, Alexandra Macleod, Dan Colombini, Siobhan Way, Sarah Wilk Robert Bramhill, Robin Lewis WEB DEVELOPMENT Luke Webber & Jess Comber DESIGN Jess Comber & Kane Baker E: design@what-media.com PRINT & WEB ADVERTISING & MARKETING Tom Shakir E: tom.shakir@what-media.com P: +61 2 8005 8162 Frankie Salt E: marketing1@bbmlive.com P: +61 8 9433 6162 CLASSIFIEDS & LISTINGS E: info@what-media.com P: +61 2 8005 8162 PRINTED BY SPOTPRESS NOTE TO ADVERTISERS Gaining the approval for the use of trademarks and images in advertisments is the responsibility of the advertiser and not What Media Pty Ltd. Advertising material is accepted in good faith and What Media Pty Ltd bears no responsibility for any claims or errors. Copyright of original material is held by What Media Pty Ltd. Reproduction in whole or part is forbidden except with written permission of the publishers.

HIGHLIGHTS

Hospitality New Years Eve 2012 This NYE the Hospital Records crew are going to be arriving in Sydney for the biggest and best NYE party Sydney has ever seen! Line Up: High Contrast/ Camo & Krooked/ Logistics/ S.P.Y./ MC Wrec/ Bondi FM DJ’s and The Bassdrop Residents… Low Society Sound System! What: Hospitality NYE When: Monday 31st December 2012 Where: The Roundhouse, Sydney Price: $75-$90 Per Person More Info: www.hospitalrecords. com

Full Moon New Years Eve Party

lavish array of decoration on display. This year will be no different. Joining forces with Sydney’s Bungalow 8 & The Loft, Hed Kandi are bringing the party to Sydney. The dress code for this year’s fandango is ‘White & Glamourous’. Line Up: DJ’s Alex Taylor/ Venuto/ Cadell/ Phil Hudson/ Frankie Romano/ Tim Whitney/ Adrian Benedek and Damien Goundrie Plus live acts from: The Italian Job/ Glass Wax DJ’s/ Reel Sessions/ Chris Luder/ 2 Faced and Miss P What: Hed Kandi NYE Party When: Monday 31st December 2012 Where: Bungalow 8, Sydney Price: General Admission $79 OR V.I.P. Entrance Plus Extras $149 More Info: www.bungalow8sydney.com

If you have ever experienced the Thailand Full Moon Parties, then you sure know why these dazzlers are a legacy. With five bars, four floors, and a party till dawn. We say it’s the place to be to dance away your 2012 uncertainties and welcome in the New Year the way it should be done.

Riverside H2oh New Years Party 2012

What: Full Moon NYE Party When: Monday 31st December 2012 Where: Jackson’s On George Price: General Admission $55 OR V.I.P. Tickets $155 More Info: www.jacksonsongeorge.com.au

Line Up: Aaron Trotman/ DJ George/ Emp!re/ Tom Evans/ Courtney Mills/ MC Agent 9ine and Dekdrum

Hed Kandi New Years Eve Party The Hed Kandi parties are well known worldwide for their striking music, extravagant nature and the sheer

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Bigger and better than last year setting up its party camp at South Wharf Promenade is the H2oh Riverside NYE party.

What: H2oh Riverside NYE Bash Where: South Wharf Promenade, Melbourne When: Monday 31st December 2012 Price: $135- $160 Per Person More Info: www.nyeh2o.com.au

Wicked New Years Eve Club Crawl 2012 Situated in the heart of Surfers Paradise this New Years could not get anymore exciting. This year to welcome in 2013 added to the bill is five exclusive Club Crawl venues, Party games, Nibbles, Ultimate nightclub discount pass, private tour security and a fantastic balcony view to watch the magnificent fireworks overlooking the beach! What: Wicked NYE Club Crawl Where: Surfers Paradise When: Monday 31st December 2012 Price: $85 Per Person More Info: www.wickedclubcrawl.com.au

Rumble In The Jungle New Years Eve Party 2012 Dig deep for your best animal impressions accompanied by some fierce and feisty animal outfits as you prepare to be wowed in the heart of the jungle this New Year! The Jungle snacks and the drinks river will sure be flowing as the party takes off into 2013. Don’t be left behind, follow the pack into the tumble in the jungle this New Years Eve! What: Rumble in the Jungle Where: Wolf Lane, Perth When: Monday 31st December 2012 Price: $15 Per Person More Info: www.wolflane.com.au

Falls Festival Marion Bay, Tasmania, will once again play host to Falls Festival this New Year. With the promise of comedy, dance, theatre, circus and cabaret. Falls Festival offers everything you could want for your New Year celebrations. There will also be contemporary music performances from the likes of Coolio, Cosmo Jarvis, Two Door Cinema Club, The Vaccines and The Flaming Lips. Unwind at the end of the year while you pay tribute to music and the arts. What: Falls Festival When: Saturday 29th December – Tuesday 1st January Where: Marion Bay, Tasmania Price: $193-$326 More Info: www.fallsfestival.com.au

Summadayze If you’ll be in Adelaide this New Year don’t miss out on Summadayze. With performances from M.I.A, Kimbra and Booka Shade as well as DJ sets from the Chemical Brothers and Mark Ronson it is sure to be a great event. With Summadayze taking hold of Rymill Park for a fun filled afternoon and evening of celebrations, you’ll be able to make the most of the glorious weather. Tickets are now on sale, buy them early to avoid disappointment. What: Summadayze When: Monday 31st December from 2pm Where: Rymill Park, Adelaide Price: $124.85 More Info: www.futureentertainment.com.au

SYDNEY6

City Summer Feasts You may be stuck in the city, but with the temperatures soaring, it’s time to enjoy light summer meals from the exotic tastes of Turkey to the deepest realms of Thailand, or a continental grazing platter...we’ve sourced some of Sydney’s finest.

The Hill Eatery

The Hill Eatery is a great summer hang out. The sun-drenched location with beachside views has a relaxed and chilled out vive where you can enjoy great food and great cocktails. Shop 5, 39-53 Campbell Parade, Bondi (02) 9130 2200 www.thehilleatery.com.au

Bondi Picnic

Simplistic in design with a stylish twist and a great playlist, this is an ideal location to grab a tasty breakfast or lunch any day of the week. 101 Hall Street, Bondi (02) 8096 6561 www.facebook.com/pages/bondi-picnic

Coast Rooftop Terrace

Enjoy the Rooftop Terrace and a variety of tasty sharing plates to tempura battered ocean fish alongside a selection of wines, beers and cocktails. Cockle Bay Wharf, Darling Harbour (02) 9267 6700 www.coastrestaurant.com.au

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Tropicana Caffe

Thainatown

The White Horse

The Sultan’s Table

Fancy watching the world go by as you feast on a fresh breakfast of salmon and eggs? Tropicana Caffe is an ideal spot for a breakfast during the warmer months. Their lunch menu also boasts a variety of fresh Mediterranean style focaccia. 227 Victoria Street, Darlinghust (02) 9360 9809 www.tropicanacaffe.com With great promotions on all week, The White Horse is perfect if you fancy a light bite during the summer months, when the temperatures are rising. Share one of their $10 grazing plates with a group of friends, whilst sipping on some cocktails, in true summer fashion. 381 Crown Street, Surry Hills (02) 8333 9999 www.thewhitehorse.com.au

Evoke an exotic atmosphere at Sydney’s Thainatown. Thainatown proves to be extremely popular with Thai ex-pats, and as a result it confirms the quality of the authentic Thai dishes it produces. At Thainatown you’ll be able to get an authentic Thai meal for less than $15. 91 Goulburn Street, Sydney (02) 9211 0090

Open since 2004, The Sultan’s Table has gained a reputation as one of the best Turkish Restaurants in Australia. With signature dishes and chargrilled lamb and chicken shish, The Sultan’s Table provides the highest quality and best tasting Turkish cuisine, which will instantly transport you to the shores of the mediterranean. 179 Enmore Road, Enmore (02) 9557 0229 www.thesultanstable.com.au By Siobhan Way

SYDNEY

Soaking up the sunshine Now that summer has hit we all end up in that age-old predicament of where to head on a sunny day… is it beach or bar? Well seeing as you’re in Australia you don’t have to decide and you can kill two birds with one stone by heading to some of Sydney’s finest beachfront bars...

The Bucket List, Bondi Beach

Head to The Bondi Pavillion on Queen Elizabeth Drive for one of Bondi’s newest bars that is placed strategically on Bondi Beach.. With both a parasol covered outside drinking area and a wooden-clad inside area too, you can eat their beer-battered local fish where ever suits you best. Providing not just a regular pub grub menu, for the foodies out there we recommend the Steamed Bloody Mary Mussels as one of The Bucket List’s finest dishes. Bondi Pavillion, Queen Elizabeth Drive, Bondi (02) 9365 4122 www.thebucketlistbondi.com

Beach Palace Hotel, Coogee Beach

Being under 10km’s from Sydney CBD, it’s no wonder that the city folk come here to have a drink after a hard day’s work while looking over the golden sands of Coogee Beach and the Pacific Ocean beyond. With sport, poker, pool and more, the Beach Palace Hotel is really just one of those places with something for everyone. 169 Dolphin Street, Coogee (02) 9664 2900 www.beachpalacehotel.com.au

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Manly Wharf Hotel, Manly Wharf

Situated a 20 minute ferry ride from the CBD is the small but perfectly compact Northern Beaches resort of Manly. A stone’s throw from the ferry wharf is Manly Wharf Bar, which is snuggly sandwiched with a beach on both sides. Known as the hangout for the cool kids where the trim, toned, bold and beautiful come together to socialise on the jetty bar. With boats, ferries, paragliders and paddle boarders going by, the view most definitely beats that of the usual four walls that pubs provide. The only downside being that when day turns to night, if you aren’t dressed up to the nines you can easily feel like the odd one out. Manly Wharf/ East Esplanade, Manly (02) 9977 1266 www.manlywharfhotel.com.au

Manly Wine Bar, Manly Beach

Head through Manly’s town centre, turn left and you may just stumble across Manly Wine Bar. Inside it is uniquely decorated with odds and sods dotted around, why sit inside when outside there is a three kilometre long beach. It certainly isn’t one of the cheapest bars around but it does get bonus points

for its location, making it well worth the extra spend. Cocktails all round then! 18-13 South Steyne, Manly (02) 8966 9000 www.manlywine.com.au

Coogee Bay Hotel, Coogee Beach

This massive beachfront hotel in Sydney’s Eastern suburbs describes themselves rightly as “so much more than just a hotel.” This multi-award winning hotel is also an entertainment venue boasting no less than seven bars, one of Sydney’s biggest beer gardens and some of the best boutique accommodation around. The picturesque Coogee Beach is popular with swimmers, sunbathers and surfers alike and the tourists pile in on buses to get their taste of it. 253 Coogee Bay Road, Coogee (02) 9665 0000 www.coogeebayhotel.com.au

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Tuesday

White Horse Hotel 385 Crown St Surry Hills Lunch & Dinner, Half Price Pizzas*

Thursday

Bat & Ball 495 Cleveland St, Surry Hills Wacky Wednesdays $10 Monteith Pale Ale Jugs, $5 vodka & wine

Cock ‘N’ Bull Bondi Junction Monday $4 Magners, $6 meals

Bungalo 8 3 Lime Street King St Wharf Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday $10 meals

Wednesday

Porterhouse 233 Riley Street, Surrey Hills $10 Chicken Schnitzel, with a choice of sauce, chips and salad The Orient 89 George Street The Rocks $10 burgers all day

The Palace Hotel 730-742 George St $10 Meal Deals Daily Manly Wharf East Esplanade $16 Pizza with free local beer or house wine

Saturday

Slip In 111 Sussex Street Friday half price drinks from 5pm-7pm

Wagamamas Miss home? Go for Noodles!

Jacksons On George 176 George Street 100 Beers from 27 Countries The Office Hotel Cnr Erskine & King St $12 Burger & Trivia

El Loco 64 Foveaux Street, Surry Hills $5 Tacos every day

Friday

Propaganda World Bar 24 Bayswater Rd, Kings Cross $5 entry 9pm-5am

Paddington Market 395 Oxford Street, Paddington Market from 10am Clovelly Hotel 381 Clovelly Rd, Clovelly Friday feast seafood platter $24

The Watershed Hotel 198 Harbourside, Darling Harbour $5 Bucket Pints Tooheys New, $5House Wine and Sparkling, $6 Hahn Super Dry & James Squire Pale Ale, $7.50 Bacardi Breezers 5-7pm

Mojos Tapas Bar Bondi Beach Amazing Spanish Tapas dishes from $9 The Darlo 306 Liverpool St, Darlinghurst Happy hour 5-7pm $4 local beers

Blackbird Café Balcony Level/ Harbour Street , Sydney Happy Hour 3-6pm $4 spirits $7.50 cocktails $4 coronas

Sunday The Beresford 354 Bourke Street, Surry Hills Sunday spit roast and BBQ for 12pm4pm $25 per plate

Brown Sugar 106 Curlewis Street, Bondi Breakfast all day $15 Moroccan eggs

The Abercrombie 100 Broadway, $10 Deep House Sunday session

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SYDNEY

Christmas in the city... If you’ll be away from your loved ones this Christmas then why not check out our list of pubs and venues where you can bask in Christmas cheer this season. Cargo Bar & BBlive.com Christmas Eve

This year BBM Magazine are teaming up with Cargo on Christmas Eve. Bringing you an Christmas Eve Backpacker party like no other, any homesickness you may feel being away from family and friends this Christmas will soon be eradicated. With a buzzing bar and a 70s themed beer garden by the harbour this is an ideal venue to rock around the Christmas tree. 52-60 The Promenade, Sydney (02) 9262 1777 www.cargobar.com.au

P.J. O’Briens

If you are looking to kick back and relax in friendly surroundings P.J. O’Briens is the place to be this Christmas Eve. With traditional Irish dishes, a great selection of beers and obviously Guinness, bask in the warm glow of the open fire in this homely pub. Located within the Grace Hotel complex, enjoy Irish music while you escape the hustle and bustle of city life. They are also open for Christmas Day lunch so eat, drink and be merry. 57 King Street, Sydney (02) 9290 1811 www.pjobriens.com.au

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Cock’n Bull

Cock’n Bull is a favourite for those looking for a piece of home. Christmas Eve will see free Santa hats for all and DJ’s all night. If you’re after a proper Christmas dinner then head down on Boxing day. 1/89 Ebley Street, Bondi Junction (02) 9389 3004 www.cocknbull.com.au

Tea Gardens

Every week the Tea Gardens Hotel plays host to a number of live entertainment acts and DJs. It’s one of Sydney’s great hotspots for a night out so why not head there this Christmas Eve and celebrate the festivities. As the main attraction at Bondi Junction, this historic setting has been a popular recreational place since 1854 and still brings in the crowds today. 2-4 Bronte Road, Bondi Junction (02) 9389 3288 www.teagardenshotel.com.au

Coogee Bay Hotel

Coogee Bay Hotel is more than just a hotel. As a popular entertainment venue, with seven bars and Sydney’s largest beer garden it is a great location to soak up the sun on Christmas Eve. Whether you

want to enjoy live entertainment in the beach bar, challenge friends to a game of pool in the sports bar or relax in the beer garden – you’ll find something to take your fancy. If you’re feeling lucky take part in Coogee Bay Hotel’s ‘Santa’s Sleigh Raffle’. Drawn at 1pm on Christmas Eve, there is a sleigh full of prizes on offer and Christmas Hams for the runnersup. Buy a drink from a specific list for entry. 253 Coogee Bay Road, Coogee (02) 9665 0000 www.coogeebayhotel.com.au

Sunburnt Christmas

If you’re still avaiding going home, and the thought of a cosy Christmas just ain’t cutting it. Head down to Bondi beach on Christmas Day for the annual Sunburnt Christmas. With DJ’s on solid rotation and DJ Yoda headlinging this year’s festival, it won’t be one to miss. Just don’t forget your bikini /mankini and Santa hat! Bondi Beach 0406 427 812 www.sunburntchristmas.com.au By Siobhan Way

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Discover Bronte and Clovelly... Sun, sea and surf surround the beachside suburbs of Bronte and Clovelly making it the perfect place to reside whilst you are living the Sydney life.

The famous Bondi to Coogee walk and the annual long distance swim from Bronte to Bondi make for a suburb full of fitness fanatics (surfing is obviously very important around here too). Imagine waking up at sunrise, taking a stroll to the beach or jogging around to the next bay where you can have a ‘wake-up’ dip in the refreshing rock pools before heading into the office an hour later!

Life at the beach... Life in the beach suburbs of Sydney involves some of the world’s greatest lifestyle aspects. Only 8km from Sydney’s CBD, Bronte and Clovelly have everything you need whilst living, traveling and/or working in Sydney - that is if you don’t mind the short commute to the city centre. With plenty of accommodation, bars, restaurants and natural beauty the only thing missing is the urban-style of living which is most definitely not for everyone but something you must consider when starting life in a seaside suburb.

Eating around Bronte and Clovelly Specc Café have their menu down to a tee. From Wednesday to Saturday nights check out their new spring/summer menu, which includes specialties such as their seafood risotto of Tasmanian mussels.

Pop over to Bronte where you will find Pure Bronte Pistachio, the perfect place for an organic breakfast, mouth-watering lunch dishes, afternoon gelato and even a light evening meal. If you are heading back from the surf or the ‘Bogey Hole’ Rock Pools as they are known, head to the Bogey Hole Cafe on the south side of the park in Bronte for a refreshing cup of tea and a muffin. If a cup of tea just won’t do and you are thirsty for some of the ‘harder’ stuff, head to the Swell Restaurant for a refreshing Asahi or Peroni amongst other beers and snacks. A little way in on Macpherson Street, you will find the real hidden gem of the area, the Three Blue Ducks restaurant. With a boutique beer collection and the chefs on show, music flowing gracefully through the air and uber cool waiting staff, be assured you’re in for a damn good time. It may be worth calling up and booking a table, as this Three Blue Ducks is no secret within the Bronte community. By day this is a graffiti-laden coffee and cake haven and by night you expect an electric atmosphere with pork belly served to perfection.

Drink and Play Waves Surf School in Bronte on Murray Street offers a variety of lessons from one-hour surf sessions through to a full day out on the surf.

The coffee and deli culture is huge throughout Sydney, but particularly in Clovelly with places such as Clodeli on Clovelly Road positioned right on your doorstep.

The newly renovated Clovelly Hotel has a heated alfresco outdoor smoking area – is a great venue for live sports and they also have a huge Sunday session in the courtyard.

As you walk to the beach in the morning, check out this café-come-deli for some royal old treats. The crew at Clodeli know their cheese and import fine meats from across the world - perfect for that picnic with a bottle of red down the beach on a lazy Sunday afternoon.

Snorkelling at Gordon’s Bay Marine Reserve is a must.

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Accommodation... When looking to settle in areas such as these, it can be a good idea to check into a local hostel first or bunk at a mates while you visit some house shares and look for a job to get your self stable.

Hostels rates are around $175 p/w in a six-bed dorm. However, if you are ready and financially able to throw yourself straight into the working life, apartments with wonderful amenities and views are readily available throughout Bronte and Clovelly. If you are a solo traveller or here with your better half - a one-bedroom apartment in the suburb of Clovelly will set you back $450 p/w. A two-bedroom apartment can be rented from around $600 p/w. (Some are unfurnished so make sure you double check with the estate agent before viewing the accommodation.) For three-bedroom apartments, beautiful townhouses are the way forward and usually have two bathrooms for around $1000+p/w. Bronte is slightly more expensive for the same kind of accommodation. For large four-five bed houses, you and your friends could move in for $1,950 a week, which seems steep but when you look at the standard of the housing in these kind of areas and the facilities they have, it’s more than worth the money. Perhaps you are not looking to stay in Sydney for more than a few weeks. Clovelly Bed and Breakfast have home-stay accommodation that can house up to seven people. Rates range from $130-$180 per night, per room and suit independent travelers, couples and small group bookings. Also there are rent-by-night apartments in both suburbs, starting at $128 per night- two bedrooms. (www.homeaway. com.au).

Getting to Bronte and Clovelly from the city From Sydney Central Station to Bondi Junction Take the suburban train out to Bondi Junction. From Bondi Junction to Bronte/Clovelly Take the 360 or 378 bus to Bronte or Clovelly *Please check bus routes prior to travel by calling 131 500 or visit www.131500.com.au/plan-your-trip/timetables

MELBOURNE

Summer Feasts Summer in Melbourne creates the perfect setting to tuck into a tasty meal while you sit out in a beer garden or on a rooftop terrace. Here are some of our favourtite places to tuck into sumptuous summer feasts in Melbourne. The Great Northern Hotel

Sink your teeth into some outstanding food on one of Melbourne’s largest decked beer gardens. With a variety of weekly specials there is something for everyone and it won’t burn a hole in your pocket. Make the most of the summer weather and enjoy the beer battered fish and chips out in the beer garden. With a friendly atmosphere this is a great place to spend a summer evening, with good food and a great range of beers. Every Sunday throughout the summer you can also sit back, relax and take in some rare Soul, Funk and Rock vinyls courtesy of Flip Side Karl between 4pm-7pm. 644 Rathdowne Street, Carlton North (03) 9380 9569 www.gnh.net.au

Cafe Di Stasio

Cafe Di Stasio offers delicious and authentic Italian dishes. Considered a Melbourne institution, the restaurant is now celebrating its 25th year of delivering excellent food and service. With an intimate atmosphere creating a bohemian and seductive mood perfect for the summer, the menu boasts homemade pasta, Italian truffles, whole roast duck and suckling pig. Cafe Di Stasio was recently honoured at the Australian Hot 50 Restaurant Awards, winning the Hottest Classic Award for its ability to channel the golden era of restaurants. 31 Fitzroy Street, St Kilda (03) 9525 3999 www.distasio.com.au

Corner Hotel

For a great summer feast visit the Rooftop Bar at the Corner Hotel. The rooftop beer garden is an ideal setting for alfresco dining on a summers evening. Take in the city skyline views while you sample great food and drink. The restaurant prides itself on its fresh local produce as well as its great selection of beer and wine. There are also workers lunch specials on offer every Thursday and Friday lunch time. 57 Swan Street, Richmond (03) 9427 9198 www.cornerhotel.com

The Little Creatures Dining Hall

If you are searching for a laid back dining experience then The Little Creatures Dining Hall is the place for you. The Dining Hall is part of The Little Creatures Brewing Company in Fremantle, WA. Known for their great beer, the food exceeds expectation. With sharing platters, delicious seafood and a vast selection of cheeses they offer everything you could fancy on a hot day. 222 Brunswick Street, Fitzroy (03) 9417 5500 www.littlecreatures.com.au

Golden Fields Restaurant & Bar

Golden Fields Restaurant & Bar offers a personal interpretation of Chef Andrew McConnell’s favourite Asian eating experiences. Located on Fitzroy Street, the menu benefits from McConnell’s years working in Shanghai and Hong Kong. From the selection of Asian salads to the lobster roll and whole roasted baby snapper, Golden Fields will certainly offer an exotic dining experience this summer. The food compliments the weather perfectly, as does the impeccable selection of wine. 2/157 Fitzroy Street, St Kilda (03) 9525 4488 www.goldenfields.com.au

European Bier Cafe

Head down to European Bier Cafe to sample their Caramelised Onion and Goats Cheese Tart or the Poached Chicken Salad and while you are there make the most of the excellent selection of European and boutique biers. There are over 50 varieties with 20 on tap. Take in the sunny summer

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days from the balcony, with views of leafy Exhibition Street and the city. 120 Exhibition Street, Melbourne (03) 9663 1222 www.europeanbiercafe.com.au

Richmond Hill Café and Larder

For a tasty summer lunch this café is definitely worth a visit. Offering simple Mediterranean style dishes you’ll soon forget you are on one of Melbourne’s busiest shopping strips. Tuck in to a delicious range of light options, from seared salmon fillet to tiger prawns on a mango and spinach salad. If you’re feeling indulgent share the cheese platter, served with an organic baguette, fruit and nut loaf, with fig and quince preserve. 48-50 Bridge Road, Richmond (03) 9421 2808 www.rhcl.com.au

The Grand

With a stylish lounge bar, as well as boasting one of Melbourne’s best beer gardens in which to soak up the sun. There are plenty of mid week food deals, for $25 on a Monday enjoy an Italian dish accompanied by a glass of Italian wine or beer. Visit on Wednesdays for Duck and Pinot Night for only $25. At the weekend DJs spin great tunes, creating a lively vibe that spills out into the beer garden. 333 Burnley Street, Richmond (03) 9429 2530 www.grandrichmond.com.au

Bistro Vue

If you are looking for a fine dining experience then pay a visit to Bistro Vue. This traditional French inspired bistro creates a cosy and relaxed ambience that embodies the back streets of turn of the century Paris. The menu boasts classic dishes, from oysters and caviar to crème brulee. With a heated outdoor terrace and a rustic interior, Bistro Vue offers pleasant and enchanting surroundings that are perfect for a summer’s evening. Normanby Chambers, 430 Little Collins Street, Melbourne (03) 9691 3838 vuedemonde.com.au

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Soaking up the sunshine...

On a summer’s day there is nothing better than taking in the fresh air while you sit out in the great outdoors and enjoy a beverage or two. Make the most of the excellent weather this season by visiting a pub courtyard and sampling the selection of drinks on offer. The Retreat

Hip, happening and still going strong after more than 100 years, The Retreat still proves to be somewhat of a local hot spot. Based in the heart of Brunswick this bar is the ideal hangout to grab great grub and chilled beers whilst listening to a soothing selection of live music. 280 Sydney Rd, Brunswick (03) 9380 4090 www.retreathotel.com.au

The Pinnacle

The Windsor Castle

With pink elephants decorating the roof of this establishment, The Windsor Castle is unlike any other place in Melbourne and you’ll certainly leave feeling a bit like Dumbo did. If you venture out into the beer garden you’ll feel like you have been transported to a Tiki Paradise. Lined with palm trees and decked out with straw shelters and a bamboo bar, the courtyard of the Windsor Castle certainly brings a tropical vibe to the city. 89 Albert Street, Windsor (03) 9525 0239 www.windsorcastle.com.au

This old Victorian jaunt flaunts an eclectic style of rigid decor, corrugated art and cushy velvet design. Boasting bounteous amounts of booze, fodder and fun-filled jazz The Pinnacle is the epitome of a casual night out. Perched on the corner of St Georges Road, this cool dig hosts a soulful scene of Jazz Funk, Old Skool to Blues Bands. Boasting a swelling beer garden vamped with ample heated lamps this charming hangout is one for the to-do list. 251 St Georges Rd, Fitzroy North (03) 9489 3044 www.fitzroypinnacle.com.au

The Brunswick Green boasts a large courtyard filled with picnic tables, an ideal location for relaxing in the sun. With friendly staff, delicious food and cold beer you can’t really ask more from this venue. Enjoy great music while you soak up the atmosphere. It’s not too loud, making it the perfect place to socialise and catch up with friends. 313 Sydney Road, Brunswick (03) 9381 2413

The Standard Hotel

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Hidden in Fitzroy’s backstreets, The Standard Hotel has a charming courtyard where you can relax with friends. With an extensive wine list and an impressive selection of beers, the bar offers everything you could need on a summer evening. The Standard supports local talent so on Wednesdays from 8.30pm and Sundays from 7.30 there is also live music. Sit back, relax and enjoy great music and a lively atmosphere. 293 Fitzroy Street, Fitzroy (03) 9419 4793 www.thestandardhotel.com.au

The Local Taphouse

This European inspired neighbourhood tavern claims to offer the best beer in the land. With twenty taps there is certainly a lot of beer on offer and as the bar goes through 200 different beers a year you will certainly be spoilt for choice. Sample the selection while you sit out in the sun in the upstairs beer garden. The warm and welcoming atmosphere provides the perfect surroundings to unwind. 184 Carlisle Street, St Kilda East (03) 9537 2633 www.thelocal.com.au

The Brunswick Green

This chilled-out bar in Fitzroy has one of the leafiest, lusciously green beer gardens we’ve ever stumbled upon. Laze in the late-evening sun with a cocktail or a beer, whatever tickles your fancy. You’ll find it’ll merge nicely into a social and relaxed night out. 243-245 Gertrude Street Fitzroy (03) 9416 2689 www.sentidofunf.com.au

Collins Quarter

You’ll find this charming ‘cocktail pub’ - affectionately referred to as ‘Colin’ – at Number 1, Pink Alley, bang in the midst of Melbourne’s CBD. That’s the fancy end of town (just incase you we’re unaware) so expect suited men and their ladies to be running up fairly hefty bar tabs there. The courtyard’s pride and joy is Colin’s Magnolia tree, which has seen many a civilised gathering take place beneath its branches. Aside from that, the drinks menu is just fabulous! 1 Pink Alley Melbourne 3000 (03) 9650 8500 www.collinsquarter.com

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Christmas in the city...

With Christmas around the corner you’re likely to be feeling homesick this December. Don’t fear, there are plenty of places where you can find drink and food deals as well as festive fun in Melbourne this Christmas. So here are some of the best places to spend Christmas Eve and Boxing Day in Melbourne. Pint on Punt

Grab some tinsel and head down to Pint On Punt as they’re offering drinks specials all night this Christmas Eve. With live music and tons of giveaways you’ll want to get involved with this Christmas party. Also if your looking for somewhere to celebrate St Stephens Day (Boxing Day), they’ve got Boags Draught pints for $7 all night. 42 Punt Road, Windsor, Melbourne (03) 9510 3310 www.pintonpunt.com.au

Northcote Social Club

This year Mick Thomas and the Roving Commission are returning to Northcote Social Club for Christmas merriment. After missing their annual Xmas show last year, Mick is ready to celebrate in style. As part of his Xmas tour with the Roving Commission, he is set to play two big shows in the run up to Christmas, on Sunday 23rd and Monday 24th December. With

Northcote Social Club being a popular live music venue in Melbourne, this is a great place to indulge in a great atmosphere full of Christmas spirit. 301 High Street, Northcote, Victoria (03) 9489 3917 www.northcotesocialclub.com

P.J. O’Briens

If you are looking for a place where you can tuck into a delicious Christmas dinner then mosey on down to P.J. O’Briens. With great food and drink and the possibility of an appearance from Santa himself, you’ll need to book early to avoid disappointment. A twocourse lunch with a pot of Guinness or a glass of house wine comes in at $40, so leave the stress of cooking to somebody else this year. Southgate Arts & Leisure Precinct, Southbank, Victoria (03) 9686 5011 www.pjobriends.com.au/southbank

Turf Bar

Turf Bar are also offering a fab Christmas lunch. For $50 you can enjoy a traditional dinner with a drink included. This popular sports bar always has a great atmosphere and is sure to provide a pleasant setting for your Christmas Day celebrations. Booking is essential for Turf Bar’s Christmas Day filled with festive fun, food and drink, so make your arrangements soon to be sure you don’t miss out. 131 Queen Street, Melbourne (03) 9670 1271 www.turfbar.com.au

Botanic Gardens

Make the most of the weather on Christmas Day and head to the Botanic Gardens. On the edge of Ornamental Lake you’ll find harpist Michael Johnson giving a special Christmas Day performance in the William Tell Rest House. This free concert offers something a little different for your festive celebrations; from 2pm – 3pm on Tuesday 25th December hear inspiring and uplifting compositions in a beautiful setting. William Tell Rest House, Royal Botanic Gardens, Melbourne (03) 9252 2429 www.rbg.vic.gov.au

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The Elephant & Wheelbarrow

The Elephant & Wheelbarrow in St Kilda are hosting a special Christmas Eve event. With a happy hour from 5-8pm, prize giveaways, a Santa fancy dress competition and live music from Snack Attack, you’ll certainly be full of cheer if you pay them a visit. This traditional British pub will offer you a taste of home this Christmas. 169 Fitzroy Street, St Kilda (03) 9534 7888 www.elephantandwheelbarrow. com.au

Opel Moonlight Cinema

At 8.30pm on Boxing Day the Opel Moonlight Cinema will be showing the latest Bond movie, ‘Skyfall’. If you overdid it on Christmas Day this will give you the perfect opportunity to relax and enjoy a film. This open-air cinema allows you to bask in the great outdoors on a summer’s evening while offering an excellent backdrop of the city skyline. Opel Moonlight Cinema, Birdwood Avenue, South Yarra (03) 9252 2429 www.moonlight.com.au/melbourne By Siobhan Way

Monday

Tuesday

Wednesday

Pugg Mahones

106-112 Hardware Street Melbourne Mad Mondays $5

drink specials + $12 for 2 Jaeger or AGWA bombs

Ruby Tuesdays $10 Pasta & Wine 217 Chapel St, Prahan

Workshop La Di Da 1/413 Elizabeth Monday-Thursday: Street Melbourne lunch & dinner $10.00 all Pizzas Free Entry $6 Pizza Daily 10am til late $12.50 Chicken Parmas $15.00 250 gram The Carlton Sirloin Steaks 193 Bourke Street, $15.00 Burgers $14 Steak Dinner your choice Beef/ Porterhouse w Chicken/Vegetable crinkle cut chips &

Thursday

Friday

Bimbo Deluxe

Wagamama’s Miss home? Go For Noodles!

Society, 23 Bourke Street, Melbourne Speakeasy Night Funky House $10 cocktails 5pmmidnight.

$4 Pizzas 12-4pm every weekday.

Turf Bar 131 Queen Street, Melbourne Parmageddon Wednesdays, taste the Parmas of the world for $15

29th Apartment 29 Fitzroy St St Kilda $1 Pizza 9pm-11pm $5 Beer, Wine & Spirits from 9pm

New Guernica $2 pots Thursday 10pm- 12am, $4 vodka soda 1am 5am, $6 spirits all night

PJ O’Briens $7 pints of Guinness, 2 for 1 for cocktails from 5pm until 7pm Three Degrees

$5 pints of beer and ale from 5pm $6 pints and $12 jugs

Beer Deluxe

Federation Square

Thursdays from 6pm you can enjoy the “Square Meal Deal” in the Hamburger Bar, washing down your burger with a specially matched beer on tap for only $8.50.

Saturday

The Social 116 Chapel Street, Windsor 2-4-1 or $10 jugs of Carlton Draught (available until 10pm)

Robert Burns Hotel 376 Smith Street, Collingwood Huevos Rotos $15.90 Baked eggs with green asparagus, confit mushroom and truffle oil

Bar Etiquette 5- 9pm any day of the week - $2.50 for a pot, $5 for a pint and $10 for a jug of Coopers lager, Melbourne ranga red ale (a local brew) or Gypsy Pear Cider.

Sunday

Lucky Coq Free BBQ, koppaberg cider $10 per pint All week $4 hotdogs and $4 pizza

Alimentari 251 Brunswick St, Fitzroy Breakfasts & Lunches under $15

Elephant & Wheelbarrow Bourke St Melbourne’s only Sunday Carvery

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MELBOURNE

Out and about around La Trobe Street La Trobe Street is a name often on the lips of Melburnians and travelers who like to socialise, party, shop and be in the hustle and bustle of an iconic city such as Melbourne. Here BBM gives you the low down on La Trobe. With pubs, restaurants and bars throughout, La Trobe Street is a hot-to-trot enclave, perfect for a day out, or a habitable spot to live in the city. It runs from east to west and forms the northern boundary of the CBD streets, known as the Hoddle Grid.

ready for you to kick some bowling butt. Blast and bowl your way through the evening with their combo deal for a game of bowling and ‘lock and load’ laser tag. Also, check out their everyday offers where they have some periods throughout the week with cheaper games and snooker.

Eating around La Trobe Street

Accommodation...

La Trobe Street is full of exciting eateries such as the La Trobe Café, which is a traditional coffee shop, perfect for grabbing a quick coffee and cake. The Basement Cafe is a great place to pop into when you’re feeling your tummy grumble on your lunch hour or similarly if you’re having a wander through the city and fancy a coffee. The Basement Cafe has a cool retro feel to it with the unique vinyl- filled interior and a great selection of music.

La Trobe Street has a few different options for accommodation in the CBD area. The Carlton Gardens lie at the eastern end of the street, and the western end is at Victoria Harbour in the Docklands precinct. This means you are surrounded by exciting sights, historical landmarks, and the choice of city skyline views or waterfront outlooks. An apart hotel such as Harbour View Apartments will cost around $140 a night for three people, which is perfect for a central location whilst you and your friends are getting set up in the CBD with your own place. Apartments on La Trobe Street are quite generous in size and local amenities, in relation to the cost and to how centrally located they are. For long-term accommodation, you can rent a one bedroom apartment from around $350 p/w, a two bedroom from $500 p/w and a three bedroom apartment from $850 p/w.

When a bite to eat just won’t do, and you’re missing the authentic pub feel from back home; The Duke of Kent Hotel speaks beer, food and a buzzing atmosphere. The Duke offers a $10 lunch menu and great drink promos every day.

Drink and Play The Asian Beer Café is a place that welcomes you like a regular from your first visit. It’s chilled out vibe and more-than-helpful staff makes for a comfy day session. There is a huge choice of food including ‘Bar only street food’ and ‘late night Thai’. The Thousand Pound Bend Café is an acoustic music café on a Sunday where you can have a jam if you feel like it or just hang around and soak up the atmosphere. Throughout the week this place is always a busy spot and full of artistic and welcoming custom. Their bargain burger day on a Tuesday with a cheap pot of beer is also a great option and makes it well worth a visit. They have great art, poster and clothing galleries where you can lose yourself for a few hours in between drinks. KBOX Karaoke is a top night out with your crew, whether there is four of you or 24, the private rooms can accommodate for a night of loud out-of-tune singing whilst you sip an ice cold beer. Get into teams, be competitive and sing your heart out to the 10,000 tunes they have on offer. The Workshop Cafe and Bar is a home from home for all Melbourne creative types. It is a hub where RMIT design students, VCA students, street artists, Musicians, DJs and creative types in general meet to shoot the breeze over a few beers on the rooftop terrace. The venue itself is committed to the arts, its walls provide a commission free gallery space for local artists with DJs playing Wednesday through to Sunday. Tuesdays are reserved for local acoustic acts and the place in general is a design curiosity with a an angular structure seemingly holding a garden above the street. The best thing about Workshop though is that it lacks the pretension of some other Melbourne bars where art is a focus. It doesn’t take itself too seriously and the emphasis is firmly on providing a relaxing environment for people to come together and have fun whatever their background or passion. The prices seem to be the only thing stuck in the past. A pint of Monteiths cider is $9 which in the city is something of a miracle and you can get lunch (and a bloody good one!) for $9 or a pizza for $6. You can see why many people think of The Workshop as their home from home in Melbourne. If you are looking for a fun night out with work mates, travel mates or heading out on a date - Strike Bowling is newly renovated and

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Franklin Street also has a lot to offer and accommodation is around the same price with some great warehouse style apartments around. With the location being so central, larger properties are very difficult to come across. This area is perfect if you want a one, two or three bedroom property to rent whilst you are living in Melbourne. If you simply want to stay at a hostel for whatever length of time, Hotel Discovery and Melbourne International Backpackers are two of the finer hostels in the city. Hotel Discovery has a great atmosphere and reviews with weekly rates of $180-$200 dependent on the size of the dorm (single sex dorms and private rooms also available). Bed’s at M.I.B range from $26-$30 per night for dorms.

How to get to La Trobe Street From Melbourne Airport (SkyBus) to Southern Cross Station $17 one-way (adult) $30 return (adult) – The service runs 24 hours to and from Southern Cross Station and Melbourne Tullamarine. Remember, if you are solo or in a small group taxis are much more expensive. From Southern Cross Station (tram/walk) to La Trobe Street Tram (three minutes) Jump onto the 86 tram from Southern Cross Station where you will be taken two blocks to La Trobe Street. The tram will turn left as it enters La Trobe Street and heads to the Docklands down at the west of the city. Remember that a lot of accommodation/bars are up the east end of the street and so it may be better to jump off the tram as it enters and wander up as you look around – (Zone One on your ‘Myki’ travel card.) Walk (11 minutes) If you have a spring in your step, just have a wander and find your own way around as you walk straight out of the station and up Spencer Street as you pass Bourke Street, Lonsdale Street (both should be on your right) and then onto La Trobe street. MYKI explained – Myki is Melbourne’s version of London’s Oyster Card. Purchase from 7/11’s or some tram stops and top up your travel pay as you go style. By Frankie Salt

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TRAVEL SYDNEY If you are looking to get away for a few days, head to Sydney for the ultimate long weekend. Browse our guide of how to see and do all the best things Sydney has to offer in just four days. We’ve planned your time to the last minute, meaning that you don’t need to worry about a thing. So relax and make the most of your well deserved break from work.

Friday

9am

Get dropped off at The Rocks and tuck into a tasty breakfast at Pancakes On The Rocks. 4 Hickson Road, The Rocks, Sydney (02) 9247 6371 www.pancakesontherocks.com.au

10am

Explore the MCA Gallery. 140 George Street, The Rocks, Sydney (02) 9245 2400 www.mca.com.au

12pm

Browse The Rocks Market.

1pm

Treat yourself to oysters in the open air Sydney Cove Oyster Bar at the Quay. 1 Circular Quay East, Sydney (02) 9247 2937 www.sydneycoveoysterbar.com

2.30pm

Head to the Queen Victoria Building for a spot of Friday afternoon shopping. 455 George Street, Sydney (02) 9265 6800 www.qvb.com.au

5pm

Sit at the Harbour View Hotel and watch the bridge climbers ascend the Famous Harbour Bridge. 18 Lower Fort Street, The Rocks (02) 9252 4111 www.harbourview.com.au

7pm

Jump in a cab up to the famous Coke sign in Kings Cross and head to the Kings Cross Hotel. 244-248 William Street, Kings Cross, Sydney (02) 9331 9900 www.kingscrosshotel.com.au

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Saturday

10am

Catch the ferry to Manly from Circular Quay. 131 500 www.131500.com.au

11am

Tuck into a delicious breakfast and great coffee at Azure Cafe. 36 Belgrave Street, Manly (04) 3345 6640 www.azurecafemanly.com

1pm

Grab lunch at Hugo’s on Manly Wharf and enjoy Italian cuisine on the waterfront. (02) 8116 8555 www.hugos.com.au

2pm

Head to the beach

3pm

If you are getting fed up of sunbathing wander down to the market or hire a bike or even skates for the afternoon Manly Market Place. 3/4 Belgrave Street, Manly (04) 3538 8410 Check times for a sunset ferry ride back to Sydney Once you dock at Circular Quay head to Opera Bar for dinner and drinks. Watch the ships and firework displays with views of the Harbour Bridge. Sydney Opera House, Lower Concourse Level, Sydney (02) 9247 1666 www.operabar.com.au If you’re still looking for more entertainment head to The Loft on Darling Harbour for a great night out. The Loft 3 Lime Street, Sydney (02) 9299 4770 www.theloftsydney.com

Sunday

7am – 11am

Visit the Coogee Bay Hotel for a spot of breakfast to start the day off. Perhaps try a selection of their pastries. 253 Coogee Bay Road, Coogee (02) 9665 0000 www.coogeebayhotel.com.au

11am

Have a quick dip in Coogee Bay or even take a surf lesson .

3pm

Take the Bondi to Coogee walk where you can hit up The Bucket List for an afternoon drink. The Bondi Pavilion, Queen Elizabeth Drive, Bondi Beach (02) 9364 4122 www.thebucketlistbondi.com

4pm

For cheap drinks and a weekly Sunday Fish Platter Raffle pop into Bondi RSL. If you are a local you will have to be a member. Non locals are allowed in without membership. 118-120 Ramsgate Avenue, North Bondi (02) 9130 3152 www.northbondirsl.com.au

7pm

If you are looking for something more luxurious then tuck into dinner and drinks at North Bondi Italian below RSL. 118 – 120 Ramsgate Avenue, North Bondi (02) 9300 4400 www.idrb.com/northbondi

8pm

Finish your weekend in style with a relaxing drink at Sydney’s Eastern hotel, with its quirky interior and outstanding cocktail menu. 500 Oxford St, Bondi Junction (02) 9387 7828 www.theeastern.com.au

Monday

7am

Start your day with a Sydney bridge climb. 3 Cumberland Street, The Rocks, Sydney (02) 9240 1122 www.bridgeclimb.com

11am

Walk from the Sydney Opera House to The Domain through the Botanic Gardens. (02) 9231 8111 www.rbgsyd.nsw.gov.au

12pm

Visit the Sydney Art Gallery in the middle of The Domain. Art Gallery Road, The Domain, Sydney 1800 679 278 www.artgallery.nsw.gov.au For something more adventurous head back to Circular Quay for a jet boat ride around the harbour. 1300 887 373 www.harbourjet.com Or you could take the ferry to Taronga zoo and visit the giraffes to the back drop of Sydney’s city skyline. (02)9969 2777 www.taronga.org.au Or if you’re feeling like splashing some cash head to Westfield to check out the shops. Cnr Market St &, Pitt Street, Sydney (02) 8236 9200

3pm

Head to Studio Café for lunch before you leave Sydney. Sydney Opera House, Western Broadwalk, Bennelong Point, Sydney (02) 9250 7868 www.studiocafe.com.au By Siobhan Way

TRAVEL MELBOURNE

A Long Weekend in Melbourne... Australia’s most vibrant and creative city is definitely worth a visit during the summer months. If you want to head to Melbourne for a long weekend, we’ve selected some of the best things to do while you’re there. With trams weaving their way through the city, beautiful parks and river gondolas to experience, the city really is magical with plenty on offer. Spend a weekend in Melbourne and discover its charm. This diverse city offers something for everyone, whether you would rather kick back and relax in a bar or participate in a spot of kite surfing, we’ve planned the perfect weekend so you can see and do it all in just four days.

Surfing Day Trip To The Great Ocean Road The Great Ocean Road is around 250km of outstanding views, wildlife and natural beauty running from Geelong or Torquay (east) to Warrnambool (west), where the road re-joins Princes Highway, or Port Fairy. The G.O.R and its surrounding regions have some of the world’s surfing pro’s favourite locations and is an ideal place to learn to surf. Breath-taking visions as the walls of the coast fall to the sands and waters generating a stunningly natural amphitheatre for the professional surf competition such as the annual Rip Curl Pro event. Internationally renowned Bells Beach is also the host of the Association of Surfing Professionals World Tour. If you are looking to learn to surf from scratch or wishing to extend your surfing knowledge, and experience some time out on the waves, why not do it at the birthplace of the surf culture? Torquay, home of Bells Beach along the G.O.R creates a haven for beginners and experts alike. BBM recommends using your weekend in Melbourne wisely by exploring the surf and the Great Ocean Road. The G.O.R Surf Tours create the perfect trip for you and your friends at cost effective prices to seriously gain some useful experience on your board whilst having fun - with free drop off and pick up from Melbourne, allowing you to explore the area on their trips from one day to a 10-day break. This company doesn’t miss a thing and offers outstanding quality tuition with the friendliest staff.

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Friday Saturday Sunday Monday

9am

Head to Federation Square to check out the events and exhibitions that are on offer as there is always something interesting going on here. Flinders Street, Melbourne (03) 9655 1900 www.fedsquare.com

11am

Explore the Kirra Gallery to view the world’s biggest collection of Australian Art Glass on show. The Atrium, Federation Square, Melbourne (03) 9639 6388 www.kirragalleries.com

2pm

Take a stroll down Flinders Lane for a spot of afternoon shopping.

4pm

For awe inspiring views of Melbourne, journey up to the Eureka Skydeck. Eureka Tower, 7 Riverside Quay, Southbank (03) 9693 8888 www.eurekaskydeck.com.au

6pm

For early evening drinks head to Cookie. Stick around if you feel like watching a film as upstairs there is a Rooftop Cinema. Cookie/ Rooftop Cinema, 252 Swanston Street, Melbourne (03) 9663 7660/ (03) 9654 5394 www.rooftopcinema.com.au

8pm

Take a stroll down the Southbank for dinner. Enjoy a delicious menu at The Deck. Upper Level U1/2 Southgate, Southbank, Victoria (03) 9699 9544 www.thedeckrestaurant.com.au

11pm

Melbourne has loads of clubs to choose from but here are some of BBM’s favourites: Roxanne Parlour Level 3/ 2 Coverlid Place, Melbourne (03) 1388 8991 www.roxanneparlour.com.au Baroq 9-13 Drewery Lane, Melbourne (03) 8199 3735 www.baroqhouse.com.au

10am

Start the day with breakfast on Degraves Street, one of Melbourne’s premier laneways bustling with activity. www.degravesstreetonline.com

9am

Hop on the 96 tram to Brunswick Street, Fitzroy. www.ptv.vic.gov.au

10am

Jump on the 112 tram to St Kilda. www.ptv.vic.gov.au

Tuck into breakfast at a Fitzroy favourite, the Babka Bakery Café. 358 Brunswick Street, Fitzroy (03) 9416 0091

12pm

11am

Take a stroll along St Kilda Beach. If you’re feeling energetic have a kite surfing lesson or see it all with a skydive. Skydive The Beach St Kilda Marina, Marine Parade, St Kilda 1300 798 843 www.skydivethebeachmelbourne. com.au

2pm

For the best Fish and Chips in Melbourne head to Acland Street, St Kilda. You can take away from Clamms Fast Fish. 141 Acland Street, St Kilda (03) 9534 1917

3pm

Chapel Street is a great location for a spot of afternoon shopping or a bar crawl. Make sure you visit La La Land which is a great bar. 134 Chapel Street, Windsor (03) 9533 8972 www.windsor.lalaland.com.au

7pm

You won’t find a better deal around than $4 Pizzas from Lucky Coq between 7pm-9pm on Saturdays. Corner of Chapel Street & High Street, Windsor (03) 9525 1288 www.luckycoq.com.au If you would prefer Thai food visit Colonel Tan’s. 229 Chapel Street, Prahran (03) 9521 5985 www.coloneltans.com.au For some pub grub try The Temperance Hotel. 426 Chapel Street, Melbourne (03) 9827 7401 www.temperancehotel.com.au

10pm

Explore the area and the numerous bars on offer there’s plenty to choose from for all tastes. www.bbmlive.com/Bars/ melbourne.html

Experience the weird and wonderful at the Magic Lantern Studio. 155 Brunswick Street, Fitzroy www.magiclanternstudio.com

12pm

Grab a bike and cycle down the Merri Creek Trail. Or pay a visit to Rose Street Artists Market 60 Rose Street, Fitzroy (03) 9419 5529 www.rosestmarket.com.au

1pm

Check in for lunch at one of the many cafes on Brunswick Street. For great Italian food and coffee try Mario’s Café. 303 Brunswick Street, Fitzroy (03) 9417 3343 www.marioscafe.com.au

3pm

Grab yourself some bargains by checking local street press for clearance sample sales in the area.

6pm

Pop into Bimbo Deluxe for a Hot Dog and a beer on the rooftop. 376 Brunswick Street, Fitzroy (03) 9419 8600 www.bimbodeluxe.com.au

8pm

Head to The Standard Hotel where there is live music every Sunday. 293 Fitzroy Street, Fitzroy (03) 9419 4793 www.thestandardhotel.com.au For cheap drinks, a beer garden and good music try The Evelyn Hotel. 351 Brunswick Street, Fitzroy (03) 9419 5500 www.evelynhotel.com.au

10pm

Step back in time for experimental cocktails at the Alchemist Bar. 361 Brunswick Street, Fitzroy (03) 9419 8250 www.thealchemistbar.com.au

9am

Enjoy breakfast on the banks of the Yarra at Riverland Bar and Café Vaults 1-9, Federation Wharf, Under Princes Bridge. (03) 9662 1456 www.riverlandbar.com

10am

Make the most of your last day in Melbourne with a River Cruise. Berth 5, Lower Promenade, Southgate (03) 8610 2600 www.melbcruises.com.au

11am

If a boat ride isn’t your thing take a walk down the river, crossing over the bridge to the Botanic Gardens. Birdwood Avenue, South Yarra, Victoria (03) 9252 2429 www.rbg.vic.gov.au Take a free guided tour behind the scenes of Federation Square. Melbourne Visitors Centre, Federation Square, Flinders Street (03) 9655 1900 www.fedsquare.com Or you could Rentabike at Federation Square. 2 Swanston Street, Melbourne (03) 1733 9203 www.rentabike.net.au

1pm

Browse the National Gallery Victoria. 180 St Kilda Road, Melbourne (03) 8620 2222 www.ngv.vic.gov.au

2pm

Make sure you leave time for lunch at Café Vue before heading home. 401 St Kilda Road, Melbourne (03) 9866 8055 www.vuedemonde.com.au If money iis starting to run low why not take a picnic up to Alexandra Gardens. St Kilda Road, Melbourne (03) 9658 9658

4pm

If you’re feeling lucky, take a chance at the Crown Casino. It’s worth a visit for the building alone. 8 Whiteman Street, Southbank (03) 9292 8888 www.crownmelbourne.com.au

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TRAVEL GOLDCOAST

A Long Weekend In The Gold Coast

From theme parks and comedy nights to boat rides and beaches, Australia’s Gold Coast is brimming with plenty of exciting things to see and do. If you’re looking to get away for a few days this summer you won’t be disappointed with the Gold Coast. In just four days you’ll see why this holiday destination is such a popular choice. From the sunny subtropical climate and landmark buildings to a beautiful coastline, the Gold Coast isn’t far from paradise. With plenty on offer you’ll be certain to have an unforgettable weekend.

Friday - Broadbeach

Saturday - Surfers Paradise

9am

10am

11.30am

3pm

12pm

Grab some delicious breakfast at Alto Cucina & Bar - a very cool vintage breakfast place. The Oasis Shopping Centre, shop 47 Victoria Avenue, Broadbeach (07) 5539 0377 www.altocucina.com Dreamworld – this is a great theme park for a fun few hours with mega rides which aren’t just for kids. Dreamworld Parkway, Coomera (07)55881111 www.dreamworld.com.au Chill out at the beach for the afternoon before a big first night out in the Gold Coast. Grab a crew and have a game of volleyball or two.

7pm

Wake up to a Jet Boating experience across the waters of Surfers Paradise. Shop 7, Mariners Cove Marina, Main Beach (07) 5526 3089 www.paradisejetboating.com.au

Kick back and enjoy some chill time at Black Coffee Lyrics where you will be served an amazing breakfast along with some live jazz. Centre Arcade, 3131 Surfers Paradise Boulevard (07) 02 189 437 www.blackcoffeelyrics.com.au Head to the famous Surfers Paradise Beach and relax for the afternoon before getting ready for a Surfers Paradise night out. Head to the beach around 7.30pm to watch the sunset.

Head to Draculas for a three-course meal and show and the funniest night of hair-raising comedy. With a meal to die for and laugh a minute cabaret that makes your stomach hurt you’ll be in stitches. 1 Hooker Boulevard, Broadbeach (07)5575 1000 www.draculas.com.au

8pm

11pm

9pm

Howl At The Moon - For a night of your favourite tunes sung live with piano and a funky beats, head to Howl At The Moon for a night to remember. A favourite around Broadbeach for people who want to have a laugh and have a few drinks, this is a bar with a difference. 19/21 Victoria Mall Broadbeach (07) 5538 9911 www.howlatthemoon.com.au

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Catch a short taxi and head to MooMoo for a mighty steak and an ice-cold beer to soak up the sun from your day in paradise. 2685 Gold Coast Highway, Broadbeach (07)5539 9952 www.moomoorestaurant.com Work your way along the strip of bars and clubs to really see Surfers Paradise at night when it comes to life. There are tons of bars and pubs to choose from.

11pm

End your night at ‘Elsewhere’ for some perfect Disco and House music amongst other more underground sounds or if you want to carry on the pub/bar vibe then places such as Waxy’s or Titanium may well tickle your fancy!

10am

Sunday - Beach Day

If there is a group of you maybe hire a boat and catch some fish whilst the girls chill and sunbathe.

12pm

Head to the supermarket and buy kangaroo fillets, some cold beers and whatever BBQ treats you desire and wander to the beach. Most beaches have their own barbeques set up for you to use which is perfect for a sunny day on the beach with your mates.

1pm

Beach afternoon with a surf lesson with Get Wet Surf, on the famous surfers beach - remember that the tutors are so confident in what they do that these guys will give you the lesson for free if you don’t stand on your first lesson. Seaworld Dr, Main Beach, Surfers Paradise 1800 438 938 www.getwetsurf.com

6pm

Head to the famous Beer Garden in Surfers where they have Reggae-flavoured Sunday sessions with free jerk chicken and live Reggae Bands. Alternatively they also have a free BBQ and beer promotions throughout Sunday afternoons and evenings. Paradise Centre. Cnr Hanlan St & Gold Coast Hwy, Surfers Paradise (07) 5570 1322 www.surfersbeergarden.com.au

8pm

Go for dinner and drinks at Justin Lane as this place is the bees knees for pizza and wine. 1708-1710 Gold Coast Highway, Burleigh Heads (07) 5576 8517 www.justinlane.com

9am

Monday - Coolangatta

Coolangatta breakfast at Bellakai Café will set you up for the day. 88 Marine Parade, Coolangatta (07) 5506 8787 www.mantracoolangattabeach.com.au

10.30am

You could go for 30-minute paddleboard down the water for the ultimate chill out before hometime. Greenmount Beach, Coolangatta (07) 5534 1886 www.walkinonwater.com

11am

Chill and dry off and get ready for lunch!

1pm

Pop into the Hog’s Breath cafe, this bright and funky café which has the greatest lunch menu selection you will find in the area, their pancakes come highly recommended. 146-150 Griffith Street, Coolangatta (07) 5536 6696 www.hogsbreath.com.au

3pm

Before you wave goodbye to paradise, pop into The Aztec, and treat yourself to an authentic Mexican and a great variety of sweet and savoury pancakes. 1st Floor food Court, Showcase Building, Marine Parade, Coolangatta (07) 5599 2748 www.aztecmontezuma.com.au By SIobhan Way & Frankie Salt

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GLOBAL TRAVEL

Holi Festival, India

Welcome to the biggest paint fight on earth...

Every year the festival of Holi is held throughout India, where the streets come alive with colour and laughter. The Holi festival is a celebration of victory of good over evil and commemorates the destruction of the Demoness Holika, thanks to Lord Vishnu. During the Holi festival people throw coloured powder and water over each other as a visual extravaganza of colour explodes all over India. This is to symbolize how Lord Krishna (a reincarnation of Vishnu) used to play pranks on the village girls by drenching them in colours and water. If you are planning on visiting India during this kaleidoscopic event you ought to start planning now. Holi takes place the day after the full moon in March every year, and will be celebrated on 27th March 2013. It marks the end of winter, but bear in mind that it will occur a day earlier in some parts of India such as West Bengal.

What happens during Holi A spectacle to behold, on the eve of Holi large bonfires are lit to mark the burning of Demoness Holika, which also symbolizes the burning of evil spirits. (Much how you might symbolize this on a Friday night with a cigarette after a shot of tequila.) During Holi, people run wild and forget all social protocol, as everyone ends up covered in paint all cast systems are banished as you can’t tell who is who. Holi helps to bridge the gaps between social classes on the streets. In some parts on India, particularly in the north, effigies of Holika are burned…kind of like Guy Fawkes – but in a much more kick-ass way. On the last day of Holi

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some people take a bit of the bonfire back to their homes as they believe it will keep them safe from disease and evil spirits. At this time of year it is also customary to burn any bacteria ridden things in the home as an ultimate cleanse.

What to watch out for Holi is an unbelievably fun festival, but remember you should probably wear clothes you don’t care about, as you will get wet and dirty. Also it’s an idea to rub some oil or coconut oil (tanning oil will suffice) onto your skin beforehand as some of the coloured powder doesn’t wash out that easily, and you could end up a funny shade of blue, orange or green for a few days if you’re not careful. Things to bare in mind whilst visiting India during the Holi festival, is that females should be careful if they are out un-chaperoned, as the men tend to get a little bit intoxicated and can be quite inappropriate towards women.

Where to visit and stay There are many prime cities to experience Holi festival in all its wild, friendly glory, we’ve selected hotels in the vibrant realms of Mumbai, Goa and Delhi to ensure your Holi is happy and as fun-filled as possible. The beaches of Mumbai is a sun-soaked rainbow spectacle during the festival, so make sure you book yourself a room in one of the many hotels that line Mumbai’s beaches. Juhu Beach is recommended; the celebrations there are enjoyable and without any unwanted harassment. The Sun N Sand Hotel

is a mere 500 metres away from the shore, and is a 5-star business class hotel that promises a relaxed, luxurious stay for no more than $200 a night . A little too pricey? Hotel Bawa Continental offers rooms for half the price at $80 a night, with an equally good location on the beach. In Goa, the cities of Panjim, Vasco and Margao are all pleasant destinations to experience the festival. Hotel Fidalgo is a central, convenient place to experience Holi, especially if being a walking rainbow isn’t appealing, you’ll have a charming experience within the hotel walls for a worthwhile $140 a night. The second most populous city in Goa, Margao plays host to a buzzing atmosphere during the festival, which you can experience on a budget if it’s necessary. Hotel Red Roof is everything you need in a roof over your head from a barely acknowledgeable $9! As you can imagine, the free and liberating nature of this celebration can be a little boisterous, especially in the city of Delhi. If you’re planning to experience Holi here, look into to buying tickets for the Holi Cow Festival. It’s held outside the city, and is a fairly chilled out affair with non-toxic colours and traditional bhang lassis provided to fuel the fun and frolics. All the while DJs and bands take to the stages for a truly unforgettable way to immerse yourself into the culture and traditions of this unique festival. Plus, visiting India at this time of year is excellent as the weather isn’t too hot (although it is hot) and nature is in full bloom. Holi is by far one of the most spectacular parties on the planet, and an absolute must do in the book of life. By Alexandra Macleod

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INTERVIEWS Afternoon Kerri, how are you? I’m really great thank you, I have had a very busy year - it has been manic but I love it! And I am very excited to go over to Australia. You’ll be hosting the Boiler Room in London this evening, what do you find so great about the Boiler Room? I think what it is, is that, for showcasing the new label and artists - it seems to get people talking. James (Madtech) is very excited and he tells me about the amount of viewers and the important following. The last time I did it, I had a lot of fun and everyone had a really cool evening. Although it’s very strange as the crowd is behind you!

Kerri Chandler Kerri Chandler can be thanked for creating the Deep House sound that surrounds us today. House music pioneer, electronics engineer, producer and DJ, Kerri chats to BBM about his life on the decks and in the studio that began at the age of 13. BBM caught up with Kerri on a blustery winter afternoon in Shoreditch, London, ahead of his Australian tour. 32 www.bbmlive.com

So, what did you originally think about the Ibiza scene, as I noticed you had not been a part of it until the last few years? How did Circo-Loco persuade you to give it a shot? Well, Circo-Loco had been trying to get me to play for a while but then they closed. I went to check out one of their parties in Italy, I just didn’t think much to the deeper House scene over in Ibiza. When they hired Tony Humphries at DC10, I thought it was interesting. So I went to meet Andrea (Pelino) in Italy who spoke of DC10 and said “it is just a red room, great sound system and some top DJs but no one commercial and just a really pumped crowd.” From the minute I started playing there, I have never had to change anything I do on stage and I felt part of the support structure and the family of Ibiza. As planes flew over us as we played outside, the emotion was special and deep and so I began playing the wildest, deepest House and Disco to see how the crowd reacted. I then played in London at The Arches with the Circo-Loco DJs and I was sold. That was four years ago. You have been playing since you were 13 in New York and the TriState area; do you remember the first time you stood on stage over here in the UK? ‘Ministry of Sound’ was my first gig in London when I was 18. I have always played New York and so I was fine playing here. It was all set up the same as the ‘Paradise Garage’ so I felt right at home and a lot of the singers from New York were here too. From the first to the last record, it worked and I never looked back. What was your inspiration to become so involved with the House scene? I needed a release for some stuff I was going through. My girlfriend at the time Tracey was out for her birthday and was coming to meet me later around the corner at my club. Her ex-boyfriend took her behind the building, he didn’t like the idea of us getting married, he raped her and killed her, leaving her behind the building. I had to get it all out of my mind. The first record I made after that was called ‘Get It Off’ and it literally sounds likes someone scratching away the record, as my life had been taken away. It’s not about the money,

I always put my life story into what I do; my music shows what kind of day I have had. I love it when people put out how they feel inside; it is the same with all of my singer friends as it provokes feelings and thoughts, which is Deep House. Arnold Jarvis’s song, ‘Inspiration’, came to my studio on the first day as he left the hospital where his friend was dying in hospital as he had cancer. His friend was still upbeat and happy and it inspired him. So I played live and he started making things up, I put a basic track and started playing piano over the top of it. That whole 11 minutes, that was his story. I went back and listened to it and we were amazed how deep it sounded as he sang about his friend. As he sang ‘Inspiration’ I copied it, doubled it and put it where it fit. That was it. That is the song. What changes you from being a producer, to an engineer? When engineering, as I am a technical nutit is my job to get the best out of the sound and let it flow. As a producer I have to dig in to someone and get the gut feeling from my artist. I want to bring out the best from whoever I am working with. I do not ever say ‘do this, do that, sing this’, I want to know what that person has been through. If that is your release, it worked for me. It is our generation of Blues and the Jazz and the Soul and life’s struggles. So, tell me about the creation of your labels, MadHouse and MadTech? Why did you choose to remix the ‘Voyeur’ track? When I meet the person, I always ask what they want to do and [what] turns them on. I went through so many crazy deals and managers when I was young and I want to see the scene growing. I wanted to bring in the next generation. So we brought in youngsters like the Martinez Brothers. So I started MadHouse again, I then put MadTech together for the younger generation to be able to and be free with what they want to do like I did. MadTech is new House and experimental. I will make a mix like I did with the Voyeur music for the same reason. It is crazy how music is sometimes produced nowadays, what does your future look like and what do you look forward to the most throughout your Australia tour? I am going to keep my eye on MadHouse and MadTech; I like to see how the artists develop. As long as I have the energy and my health I will keep playing, my dad even still DJs! I am looking forward to Australia; I have met a lot of people through Facebook who are coming along and I have heard it is a stunning setting.

Don’t forget, you can catch Kerri Chandler live in Melbourne and Sydney in January of the new year. For more info check out www.bbmlive.com

Good morning S.P.Y, how are you mate? Yes I’m very well thank you, I’m just going to paint the house, maybe wallpaper and do some labour work. I thought I’d put in some effort, after all I’ve been playing at the weekend. I have about two-three gigs per weekend now which is cool. What would you say has been the defining moment of your career so far? I think the defining moment for me and every producer is trying to finish a track, instead of me trying to form a fresh one; I just work on the same one and just see what happens. Also when you hear it in a club and it’s something that you’ve produced, that’s a crucial moment. Why did you decide to move to London from Sao Paulo? What was it that intrigued you about the city of London in the first place? It was a big move, but it’s alright! They had some of the courses I wanted to do here and the some of the best of them are over here in London. So I decided to come here to learn more, and also to get involved with the music as well. I said to myself that I would come over to London for a year, do my courses, and enjoy the music and then go back home...but it just never happened and I’m still here after nine years! How did you first get into music? Was there a huge music scene where you grew up? I think it was all down to my father to be honest because he was a drummer. He used to be in a band and do different bits and pieces because he was in charge of all the music. I always used to follow him everywhere and he had a massive record collection that I could go off and listen to, Soul, Funk and a bit of every genre of music really. Where was the best rave you have ever been to? Probably back when I was in Brazil; I went to a basement night for Drum & Bass and I could properly hear the bass and the beats, which was one of the best nights as there wasn’t that much Drum & Bass around in the late 90s. It was back in 1997, and was probably the first one I ever went too. This was when I realised this was the genre of music I liked. We never had parties in Brazil, we had all the tracks and records so when I had the chance to go out to it, I really enjoyed it.

How did it come about getting signed to Hospital Records? I was signed to Med School when I started out; trying to find my sound. They wanted to try and keep the sounds minimal, so when I got an offer from Hospital I was shocked. I didn’t think they would want to put my tracks out, it’s a bit of everything but it’s mainly mainstream Drum & Bass. I showed them the album also and they said that’s why we chose you for Hospital! It was good to go to Hospital and I have a good relationship with everyone on the label. I always have my own style, and never have someone else playing the stuff that I play. ‘Love Hurts’ is more of a heart felt Drum and Bass tune, why is this? Actually every single song on the album has a meaning, I’m not going to tell you everything about it in detail but it’s about a time that was very, very difficult. It’s funny because I get the idea and then I start the track but then I don’t always get to finish it, so I have loads of tracks that are currently half finished. I need more ideas and things to happen to give me inspiration to finish them or to write new ones. How do you see Drum and Bass changing in the future? I can see it changing - it changes a lot, all of the time with the Dubstep and Rock, Pop and House audiences all coming to the Drum and Bass nights now. They hear Dubstep and it’s mixed with other styles of music, like Electro, and then you get a wider group of people coming as they hear different music from different places. It gets bigger all the time.

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Bringing his love and passion for music over to London from Sao Paulo, S.P.Y originally moved to complete a year-long educational course over in the capital of music and culture, and then head back to Brazil. Fast forward 9 years, and S.P.Y is still in London, proving to the industry and his huge fan base that he is one of the most forward-thinking and talented DJs and producers in the Drum & Bass scene at the moment. BBM catches up with Hospital Records S.P.Y to get the down low.

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S.P.Y will be playing Hospitality New Years Eve at the Round House, UNSW along side High Contrast, Logistics, Cama & Krooked, MC Wrec, Bass Drop Residents, Low Society Sound System and Bondi FM DJ’s Tickets available at Ticketek

You are also a talented remixer with high-profile commissions for the likes of Deadmau5, Claude von Stroke, Zinc Ft. Ms Dynamite, Delilah as well as Hospital’s own London Elektricity, how do you decide a track you to remix? Normally it isn’t down to me, I get sent the tracks, but then I get to see which ones I like and want to remix for. If I get sent a track and I really like it I can go back to them and say that it’s good and I can do something with it. That’s how it goes.

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INTERVIEWS

DJ Marky

The world famous DJ Marky is weeks away from touching down in Australia, so we thought we’d catch up with him ahead of time to find out his favourite places to DJ, and what he’ll be up to in 2013.

Hi Marco, how are you today? I’m good thanks! Nice weather here in Sao Paulo so just chilling. What are you up to at the moment? Well I just got back from touring Europe so I am spending some quality time with my son and catching up on some rest in between shows and doing my radio show. We heard your recent set for Womb in Tokyo went down a storm. What do you look for in the tracks you mix? It’s got to have some funk and must be something I would dance to. I can’t play a tune just because people are saying it’s big or it’s by a big name producer. If it’s got some vibe and I feel it’s right for the time of the night and the way the crowd are reacting then I will play it. Bryan Gee gave you your big break after he saw you playing in a club in Sao Paulo in 1998. How did you first get started as a DJ and what/who would you say were your main influences at the time? Back then I was DJing in a couple of places and was just moving from Techno/Hardcore sets into Jungle as it was really starting to pick up in Brazil. Before that I was playing anything from House to Hip Hop so I have always had a really varied style. I actually started playing on reel to reel tapes way back when, which was really tough, but then moved on to vinyl in the clubs. I had a lot of different influences but I was really into Omni Trio, I thought they were fantastic. Also D’Cruze, Wax Doctor, DJ Krome and Mr Time, House Crew as well as DJ Hype, Origin Unknown and DJ Crystl. You’ve had almost 100 releases in various forms throughout your career. In your opinion which has been most significant? It has to be LK. That track gave me a massive launchpad, especially in Europe where I don’t think many Brazilian DJs had managed to really break through. It was at the peak for DnB as well and it was really different to the rest of the genre so it stood out. I can honestly say that my career would

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probably be very different now without that track. Not necessarily any better or worse, but different. You were heavily involved in the Jungle movement of the 90s. How have your musical tastes changed and developed since then? My tastes haven’t changed too much I don’t think. I still have a very varied musical diet so listen to a lot of soul and rare groove, I love playing a house set every now and then and I think your tastes tend to be your tastes, but you have to adapt them to the music that is available at any moment in time. You’ve secured residencies in cities such as London, Tokyo, Paris and Sao Paulo. Where is your favourite place to play and do you adapt your sets for different countries? I can’t say I have a favourite place to play as everywhere is different. Because everywhere is different the sets have to be adapted, not by much but slightly. For example I think the UK likes it much tougher and up front than say Brazil and Japan. What’s your favourite festival in the World and why? Favourite for me is Glastonbury, even though I haven’t been able to go for a few years. Something about the UK in the summer. You’re heading to Australia for the New Year. What do you like most about Australian crowds? They know their stuff man, which is great and a little bit challenging all at the same time. They like to party as well so the parties are always good fun. MC Stamina, who provided the vocals for your first UK Top 20 Hit ‘LK’ back in 2002, will be joining you on tour in Australia. What’s the best thing about working with him? We understand each other really well and he has a great knowledge of the music past and present so can always complement the music by adding vocals when necessary and crucially letting the music do its thing when necessary too - this is something a lot of MCs forget, that you don’t have to chat all the time. Sometimes it’s best to just let the music breathe.

You’ll be at Let Them Eat Cake at Werribee Park on New Year’s Day. What has been your most memorable New Year to date? There’s been so many, but I had a mad ride around the UK a few years ago playing 4 or five gigs in one night which was really tiring but good fun. You’re also playing at Chinese Laundry’s Garden Party at the Ivy on the 5th Jan which is probably Australia’s most famous day rave. Do you change up your sets from outdoor raves to club raves? Is there anything in particular people should be looking forward to? I always play to what I have in front of me, so really the rave will dictate to me what I play. I am looking forward to the Chinese Laundry Garden party though as it is something truly special on the tour calendar. And finally, what can we expect from you in 2013? More music! I have a few tracks up my sleeve after my debut on Innerground for the fiftieth release so I’ll be throwing down some new solo tunes as well as some collars with some of my favourite producers. Thanks for your time and we’ll be looking forward to catching you down under soon. Thanks!

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You Can catch DJ Marky playing at Chinese Laundry’s Ivy Pool Party on the 5th January along side Aphropdite

Snakadaktal Having met at school and gaining notoriety throughout Australia, Snakadaktal are the go to band who are bringing a new sound to the table. The five school friends; Joseph, Sean, Barna, Pheobe and Jarrah have toured Australia extensively playing their dreamy and unusual music to the masses. BBM catches up with vocalist Phoebe to get the inside scoop on what exactly a “Snakadaktal” is. Hi Phoebe, so tell us what have you guys been up to recently? Hi Hannah. The five of us have been in the process of writing our full-length for many months now. Through that time we have also been fairly busy traveling, studying, and welcoming the summer air. You’ve got your new single ‘Dance Bear’ out at the moment, what’s the response been like to it? It is lovely to release some various colours that will be spread through our album, and also a little daunting… ‘Dance Bear’ seems to have gathered plenty of kind responses and regard. So you guys got together in 2010, how did you all meet? Our friendship begun during school, which then sprung into playing music together. A kind of ‘playground love’… Ha! We must ask, how on earth did you end up with the name Snakadaktal and what does it mean? It sounds like some sort of Cookie monster - pterodactyl hybrid. (BBM has a wild imagination) It is surely a kind of hybrid. In fact there were a collection of hybrids amongst it... Sean Kelly and his friend once created them. The one which somehow ended up as our name is a snake-pterodactyl. They’re very fun to draw. You’ve had noteable success in Australia, have you got any other pockets of fan base in the world, anywhere particularly surprising? What are your plans to take things to the next level? Australia has been our only direct audience so far, which is delightful. The odd friendly message from Mexico or Cambodia is always mind-blowing! Other than the planning of Australian tours next year, we have the shaping of some other sneaky little ideas. You guys are from Australia, and there has been a more global recognition for Australian music of late with the rising popularity of artists such as Gotye, Kimbra and San Cisco in the UK and US, what do you think has changed to make this happen?

The recognition that these artists are receiving is so wonderful. The way word spreads round-theclock has always changed unrelentingly as people do. The ways of communication now seems to be… Immortal. Do you think the globalisation of the internet has played a key part in this, or do you nod your head to trail blazers such as Gotye for writing such an infectious song such as ‘Somebody’? Yes, some people seem to be a little wired now, by the internet, and that has contributed to the song’s international success, but is certainly not responsible for it. The song is, outrageously compelling. People just spread it and ate it up, so quickly. Maybe a little like fashion, we feel groovy if we’re wearing it. What was it like touring with The Jezebels? Any crazy stories from the tour? It was a fantastic tour. They were lovely people to travel with and even presented us with a beautiful card and gift the night of our last show together. That memory will stay with us. Snakadaktal’s music can be described as Dream Pop, but how would you pigeon hole it into a genre...what elements would you say are present? Maybe it’s Pigeon - Pop? It is tough to use generic genre names to categorize and suggest sound, and especially hard to find these words when we’re so connected to creating the sound. Collectively, we seem to capture elements of intimacy, wideness, depth, some clumsiness and the colour blue, in our writing. Your makeup in the video for ‘Chimera’ is awesome, did you get a say so in the styling? The Chimera shoot was like going to a dress up party and not quite knowing the theme… The makeup, styling and clip design was decided around us, we were like little puppets.

Your voice is quite haunting, how did you “find” your voice? Did you listen to any particular artist growing up that you feel shaped your voice? I never tried to create a haunting voice. Ha ha. Many, many musicians have had an impact on the way that I hear and form sounds, but the expression of each story is different, I am always discovering new aspects of that. The songs we have released so far were recorded before I turned 18, and people now notice the change of timbre and mood in my voice. I suppose it is just ever changing. ‘Boy’ is quite different from ‘Air’ and ‘Dance Bear’ what kind of music do you want to put out there? I never thought about it like that. We are yet to put our heads together “before the game” and hype to each other about what we want to put out there, and how we want to “play”. Our journey was never about creating a strategy or a wave of new-fangled sound. We are creating the story as it comes, and trying not to neglect the diversities. Obviously you’ve got to be quite tough to stay true to your sound and your band when you’re an attractive female in a band and try to not become something that isn’t you. How important do you feel it is to control the level of commercial success in order to protect yours and your bands image? Staying true to who we are seems to happen naturally. We feel earthed, in that sense, and won’t be swept away by the nonsense. I guess we try to avoid things that make us uncomfortable, or shy. Now let’s get to know Phoebe a little better... Quick fire questions... River or Ocean? Ocean Beyonce or Debbie Harry? Beyonce Fries or salad? Ah! Both. Dogs or cats? Cats, on laps. Heels or flats? Flats Paul Simon or Ed Sheeran? Paul Simon

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DJ Yoda

The man that is DJ Yoda will be touching down in Sydney this Christmas Day to headline Sunburnt Festival. DJ Yoda is regarded as one of Britain’s most innovative DJs, having built a reputation as the only DJ to single-handedly inject humour into UK Hip-Hop. Admired for his originality as well as his sense of fun, he is possibly the only DJ in the world who can fill a club cutting George Formby with Jurassic 5, or 80s Pop with New York Rap. Amongst his many accolades DJ Yoda was also voted alongside DJ Premier as “One of the Top Three DJs in the World” in Hip Hop Connection magazine. Born in London, Yoda represents a new brand of mix-master who will play any kind of music to make people dance – with a Hip-Hop set that can take the audience from underground Rap to TV themes, to nursery rhymes, Country, Soul, Reggae, Drum and Bass, 80s Pop and back again, he truly is a musical chameleon. Now’s your chance to catch DJ Yoda at Sunburnt 2012, where he will be playing alongside acts including Helena, Nukewood, Social Hooligans, Urby and many more. Here we catch up with DJ Yoda to find out a little bit more… Firstly for all those people that don’t not know much about you, what is your music style? I describe it by saying I’m a Hip-Hop DJ, but I don’t necessarily play Rap music. So my style is right across the board - I’m as likely to play Country & Western as Drum & Bass. But the way I play it, it’s Hip-Hop. What are you most looking forward to about playing at Sunburnt Festival on Bondi Beach this Christmas Day? Being in one of my favourite places in the world on Christmas Day! I have spent a good deal of time in Bondi, and got to know and love it like nowhere else! What sort of set can we expect from you? It’s gonna be a mixed bag, as ever - but a party set, and I can guarantee there will be some Christmas classics thrown in the mix.

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How long have you been DJ’ing for? Since I was 15-years-old, so bloody ages. Besides the wicked Australian audience where else in the would you love to DJ? I’m lucky enough to have played everywhere from Brazil, South Africa and China to Kenya, California and Budapest. I’m blessed with this job! I think the major gap in my travels right now is Russia… What is on repeat on your iPod right now? The new Kendrick Lamar album. Will it be a strange feeling being on a beach in over 30 degree heat pumping tunes on Christmas Day in comparison to Christmas back home in the UK? It will be very surreal! I’m used to a cold, grey Christmas - this is gonna be the complete opposite. What is your favourite venue in Sydney? I love Oxford Arts Factory - I’m performing an AV show there in January too.

Any stand out gigs where you just thought ‘Wow’? I once DJ’d for George Lucas, with the cast of the Star Wars movie there. That was pretty special, given my DJ name! And getting to play in Malawi was amazing too. What are your future plans for 2013 and beyond? I’m just releasing my new album “Chop Suey”, and making videos for every song on the album, so 2013 is shaping up to be very busy with everything associated with that. If you weren’t a DJ what would you be doing now? Probably be homeless. Thanks Yoda… we think you’re awesome and simply cannot wait to hear your headline slot at Sunburnt Christmas 2012! Get more info on Sunburnt Christmas 2012 at www.bbmlive.com

MUSIC NEWS

Inside the industry... With the Dance scene growing at a rapid rate throughout Australia, BBM gets the inside information from two of Australia’s most influential Dance connosieurs, HedKandi’s Frankie Romano and Fluidlife’s John Sharp. Find out what they had to say about their upcoming events in Sydney and Melbourne, and how they see how the industry is moving and changing.

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John Sharp

HedKandi is the global music brand that was established in the UK way back in the crazy rave days of 1999. Fast forward to the end of 2012 and the parties are still going strong as the HedKandi bug contagiously infects Australia. Frankie Romano, Sydney’s top HedKandi House DJ catches up with BBM about his involvement in the Sydney take over and he expresses the buzz and excitement in the air about the HedKandi Party at Bungalow 8 this coming New Year’s Eve.

BBM catches up with innovative contributor to the International music industry in Australia, British Expat, John Sharp about his brand ‘Fluidlife’. Organising events with over 11 years of experience, this brand works with DJs and performers, marketing to management and PR, creating a ground-breaking brand in the musically diverse and culturally rich city of Melbourne.

With undeniable technical capabilities that regularly see Frankie play across 3 decks where loops and acapellas appear naturally throughout his sets, his passion behind the decks is infectious! Whenever Frankie is brought home to the decks, it is obvious that this passion feeds to the crowd and the atmosphere is constantly alive and kicking. Frankie fuses House and Disco with Percussive Grooves and Deep House, making perfect music to feed the beat hungry Dance heads. Frankie states “HedKandi began its life as a Nu Disco label and radio show back in the 90s and has now established itself with the high end Dance scene across the globe”. The HedKandi brand doesn’t just own bars and generate some of the best parties around, it is a clothing collection and music accessories range, producer of CD compilations, along with running exclusive hotel events and they now even collaborate with airlines to make their worldwide parties even more accessible for music lovers the world over. Frankie enthuses; “When we throw a party we combine all these things and provide an atmosphere that’s totally electric, from Sydney to Melbourne, Perth to Adelaide, you can always be sure to expect nothing less than the best!” As Frankie believes, his positive outlook in life where he doesn’t “overcomplicate things” and the rising Sydney music scene, shines through at the HedKandi parties. Why not celebrate 2012 at the Darling Harbour, Sydney for the biggest party in the world? Frankie exclaims “All I’ll say is it’s going to be epic! I do have some surprises up my sleeve but if I tell you it wouldn’t be a surprise anymore!”

John states “Since our inception in April 2006, Fluidlife has evolved organically and respectfully.” He expresses that he “wants people to open their eyes in Melbourne, get out and meet new people, do something different in the scene and enjoy their time here as opposed to just sitting in pubs.” Melbourne is seen to be Australia’s answer to London’s eclectic scene, with international greats heading to the city weekly, delivering the sounds of Europe and beyond to the more underground clubs of Melbourne. John talks about their upcoming event at ‘OneSixOne’ on the 9th December, “We have a Solar Day Rave with Kevin Griffiths (UK) starting at 3pm, then Friday 14th December we have a Lunar Party with Afrilounge’s front man Liefko, from the 22nd December we are hosting a weekly ‘Likes Of You’ Future Entertainment party all the way through to March - and on the 23rd December we are hosting hot duo Dusky (UK).” Do not miss their last Lunar event of the year on the 14th, it’s set to be an epic 12-hour party bringing the best in Deep House to Australia. Continuing on the greatness of the Fluidlife parties, John comments, “people need to get out and find out what is exactly out there, we provide parties for reasonable money, and the scene in Melbourne is massive”. Melbourne’s music scene is only getting bigger and better with the support of you clubbers out there. Start your New Year’s early and make December a month to remember with Fluidlife, by heading out to these amazing parties. For more information on all upcoming events, log on to www.bbmlive.com By Frankie Salt

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MUSIC NEWS

Single Reviews Keaton Henson – Sweatheart, What Have You Done To Us

The poignant songwriting of Keaton Henson has previously brought to light the intimate feelings of this musician/artist/illustrator with heart-aching openness. His rare public performances have stunned audiences, whilst his beautiful artwork has been seen, and heard, by thousands across the globe. His latest single, ‘Sweetheart, What Have You Done To Us’ highlights a fragile relationship that has turned sour with painful realism. The words literally ooze with sadness as they are delicately projected amongst a reverb-laden guitar that builds to a devastating finale. Keaton Henson truly is a unique gem of the British music scene.

Tall Ships – Gallop

Brighton based three-piece Tall Ships have been perfecting their progressive sound for years. After several critically acclaimed EPs, the band has recently put out their debut full-length entitled, ‘Everything Touching’. ‘Gallop’ is the second single to be taken from said album, and is a perfect example of their songwriting abilities. Its rolling drumbeats and driving guitar riffs will instantly take hold of your eardrums and give you a wholesome insight to both their past and present sounds. Simple lyrics mixed with tender harmonies help push the song forward onto an epic climax that flawlessly rounds off what is surely one of the bands finest tracks to date.

Purity Ring – Lofticries

Purity Ring’s debut album, ‘Shrines’ is a glimmering recorded filled with glossy tones and pulsing rhythms that is likely to end up in a large chunk of the Top Albums of 2012 lists. Their latest single, ‘Lofticries’ is a striking example of their sound, and is surely destined to put the duo on the map. The track is wonderfully structured with more than enough twists and turns to keep you listening over and over. .

Substantial – Grateful ft. Kenn Starr & Kokayi The

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Substantial’s new single, ‘Grateful’ is something that other rappers can only dream about, and that’s all thanks to one of Australia’s biggest Hip-Hop producers, MPhazes. As the beat rolls on, the opening lyrics performed by DC rapper, Kokayi don’t exactly sound unique, and there’s barely any memorable rhyme considering it’s the main hook of the song. Kenn Starr’s addition to the track contains a much more impressive approach, but it’s Substantial’s final word that really makes the record stand out. His flow is impeccable and his lyrics are intelligent, more than enough to push out the other less desirable kinks within the song.

HIM_SELF_HER – Gone Too Long

After almost 10 years of hard graft and dedication in the Leicester club scene, Leon Baggots and Claire Spooner have decided to join forces under the name, HIM_ SELF_HER. Their solid work as solo artists hasn’t exactly hindered the duos progression, as more recent ventures have seen the approval of Radio One’s Dance guru, Pete Tong. The brilliant grooves of ‘Gone Too Long’ are a standout example of what the pair is capable of, and it’s a building collection of sound that holds a steady pace for over seven minutes. That should be more than enough time to get you out of your seat and on to the dance floor.

Real Connoisseur – Faux De Baux

At just 19-years-old, Britain’s Conor Llyod, aka, Real Connoisseur is in possession of some genuine talent. Although this isn’t the first time we’ve heard a House/Bass version of ‘Say My Name’ by Destiny’s Child, ‘Faux De Baux’ is a vastly different interpretation to that of Cyril Hahn. You’ll find a wide array of interesting mixing pushed along by a meaty bassline that you wont soon forget. The vocal additions to the track and intelligently spliced and help to widen the diversity of the track without sounding too out of place. Keep your eyes and ears open for more from this impressive new DJ. By Robert Bramhill

Jonti- Saturday Night

‘Saturday night’ is the new single from South African/Australian and self styled multi-instrumentalist, arranger, producer, and vocalist, Jonti. So melodic and easy to follow, right from the off, the song instantly grabs you and takes you to some other place, a simple, child like place where your everyday worries seem to be forgotten. Maybe this gives out a false sense of security though, intentional or not, as the basis of this song talks about loneliness. The green alien/Shrek lookalike we see in the video may be misleading, but as Jonti describes it himself in our interview with

him, which can be read at www. bbmlive.com “Well the songs about feeling alien and maybe what it’s like to be in a new place trying to fit in which is a constant theme I go through.” Moving stuff. By Duncan Robinson

Netsky – We Can Only Live Today (Camo & Krooked Remix)

Get yourself on a plane to somewhere sunny, lose all of your inhibitions, surround yourself with likeminded boys and girls, and get blind stinking drunk to appreciate music like this. It’s the kind of Dance track that would have been massive several years ago up next to the likes of Darude, ‘Sandstorm’ and ‘Zombie Nation‘ by Kernkraft 400. Now with a dash of influence from Dubstep , the genre is still around to make even the dullest of winter days seem like you are relaxing on a beach, drink in hand, trying to piece together the previous nights antics.

Read our interview with Camo & Krooked online at www.bbmlive. com

The Penelopes – Now Now Now (Miguell Campbell Remix)

It almost seems as though French two-piece, The Penelopes were designed to support Human League on their up-and-coming UK tour. Their Disco-Pop will certainly please anyone who still has a craving for some 80s nostalgia. However this remixed version of their much-loved track, ‘Now Now Now’ by the very capable Miguell Campbell presents the song in an entirely different light. It has seamlessly become a funky dance floor filler that’s guaranteed to raise a smile.

Read our face to face interview with The Penelopes from the BBM London team at www.bbmlive. com

By Robert Bramhill

Prodigy - Fat Of The Land (Expanded Edition)

It has been 15 years since Prodigy released their third studio album, ‘Fat Of The Land’ and subsequently the group has gone on to become one of the biggest touring Dance acts around and playing a diverse array of festivals in the process. When the album first came onto the scene back in 1997, it was received with a staggering amount of praise from the likes of Q Magazine, Rolling Stone and even the BBC. However, the decision to name the intro track, ‘Smack My Bitch Up’ was met with some level of disapproval, mainly from the National Organisation For Women, who found the song to be misogynistic. The band however has always maintained that it phrase means, “doing anything intensely”.

Although the record is exactly the same in every way, you do get a couple of exclusive remixes thrown in from some of todays top DJs, including Major Lazer, Zeds Dead, The Glitch Mob, Baauer and Alvin Risk. This is one of the truly great albums form the past couple of decades and is likely to go down in history as a truly pioneering collection of tracks that has changed the face of music. Make sure you don’t miss out in owning a record of legendary proportions.

Album Reviews Paul Kalkbrenner – Guten Tag Ever since writing and releasing the soundtrack for, and starring in, the brilliant, cult Dance film ‘Berlin Calling’, Germany’s Paul Kalkbrenner has become a household name amongst the Electro music scene. Now on the brink of releasing his second album since his rise to fame in 2008, the knob-twiddling musicians will be hoping that this new record, Guten Tag (Hello) will have a similar effect on the audience as his previous accomplishments. It’s clear from the off that this record is likely to appeal only to the niche, Electronic lovers among us. It’s the kind of music that anyone else might find themselves getting ready to in preparation for a “big night out”, or having it on in the background whilst pulling an all-nighter to get that important deadline finished by the morning. In a club environment, who knows? Perhaps it would be the “best part” of that previously mentioned “big night out”. Soon Kalkbrenner will be embarking on his first North American tour, and excitement is still very much active on the internet following his sets at this summers festivals.

Despite the minor controversy surrounding the album, ‘Fat Of The Land’ has gone on to sell over 10 million copies worldwide, so it seems fitting that XL Records would want to mark the achievement this 15 Year Anniversary Edition.

It’s an album that probably sounds perfect to an avid Kalkbrenner fan. Read our interview with Paul Kalkbrenner on www.bbmlive.com By Robert Bramhill

video for their single, ‘Inhaler’, as well as a recent performance on Later… With Jools Holland, where they further teased us with another new track entitled ‘My Number’, the anticipation surrounding this new record has been exciting to say the least.

Foals – Holy Fire

It has been over two years since Oxford’s Indie outfit Foals released ‘Total Life Forever’, the fantastic followup album to their critically acclaimed debut, ‘Antidotes’ which was released back in 2008. Since forming over eight years ago the band has constantly been winning over audiences on several world tours, as well as appearing at some of the biggest music festivals around, including both Glastonbury and Coachella. The group’s third studio attempt, ‘Holy Fire’ has been eagerly awaited since it was announced at the beginning of October. Plus with the release of a cryptic website, an energetic new

But is it all worth the hype? In short, yes. Foals are one of those bands who never cease to amaze music lovers with their seemingly naturally ability to write impeccable tunes. The recorded version of ‘My Number’ is every much a delight as one could hope for. Haunting echoes tear through the punchy sounds of, ‘Providence’, whilst ‘Moon’ creeps along to a beautiful arrangement of crystal-like keys, intertwined with singer, Yannis Philippakis’ solemn vocals and guitar picking. Holy Fire is a testimony to one of the most exciting and alluring bands around. It’s due to be released on 13th February 2012 via Transgressive Records, so be sure to make a note in your diary folks, Foals are back!

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FUNNY NEWS We’ll Get Off Here Thanks There are some things you just don’t do in certain countries. In Thailand, for example, you never take a local chick home without checking for an Adam’s apple; while in Scotland it’s socially unacceptable to eat something that hasn’t been deep fried beforehand. Well now a big-titted British woman has discovered one of the things you shouldn’t do while you’re in Dubai - namely getting fucked in the back of a taxi by your Irish lover. Becky Blake, 29, says she was drunk at the time and can’t remember a thing. But the police officer who arrested her certainly can. Apparently she was naked and astride her man on the back seat of the cab when the cop caught her after being tipped off by the disgusted driver. She’s now facing three months in jail.

The Naked Truth Hey fellas, ever wanted to know what that hot girl in the flat across the road looks like naked? Or ever wanted to see what your girlfriend’s best friend looks like with three penises inside her while she rubs her breasts?

Well now, thanks to the miracle of the internet (which is surely God’s greatest creation) you can. Two porn websites are using facial-recognition technology to match user-submitted photos of people to porn stars. “We think [facial] matching is the future and we stand behind it,” Naughty America chief executive officer Eddie Arenas said. “What we’ve developed is a system where users can visually show us exactly what they want and then see similar images.” But don’t rush out to buy burkhas just yet ladies. Users seem to be pretty disappointed with the results with the “technology” seemingly only able to match hair colour. Bah.

Things That Go Hump In The Night They say that beauty is only skin deep, so a round of applause for a 37-year-old Swedish woman who was so inspired by that piece of wisdom that she’s started banging skeletons. The skull shagger is suspected of using 100 parts, which included six skulls and one backbone, in “sexual situations” and was charged with violating the peace of the deceased. Talk about getting a boner.

The Goeteborgsposten newspaper (which sounds like a made up name to us) alleged that she wrote on an internet forum a few years ago: “My morals set my limits and I’m prepared to take the punishment if something should happen. “It’s worth it. I want my man like he is, whether he is dead or alive. He allows me to find sexual happiness on the side.” Police also found CDs titled ‘My Necrophilia’ and ‘My first experience,’ as well as photos in which a woman is seen kissing and hugging the skulls. It is unclear if she also had posters of her favourite TV hunk, Skeletor from He-Man, hanging from her bedroom walls. The woman, who has admitted that the items were kept in her apartment but denies doing anything wrong, was arrested in September and faces up to two years in jail if found guilty. She also sold three skulls and a spine to a person in Uppsala earlier this year, prosecutors said. “Some of the photos show a woman licking a skull,” prosecutor Kristina Ehrenborg-Staffas told The Local newspaper in Sweden. “We claim it’s her, but she claims it’s someone else and she found the pictures on the internet.” It all sounds pretty damning to us, but one thing doesn’t add up. If she really wants to shag a skeleton, why didn’t she start a lesbian relationship with Calista Flockhart?

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football match on his smartphone while driving two undercover council officials to a hotel. He also overcharged them.

Porn-again Christians A Chiristian couple in their 70s who go to church every Sunday have been handed a bill of over £500 for watching an average of 12 hours porn a day. Even BBM doesn’t get through that much, and let’s just say that Sunday isn’t exactly a day of rest for our right hand. Ann, 71, and Ron Hayward, 74, said that they were “disgusted” by Virgin Media’s extortionate usage charges for what they label an “Additional Feature (18)”. Baffled Ann, a retired nursery nurse, said: “I think that kind of thing is disgusting, I am 71 and they said to me, ‘Where were you at 2am?’ “I said, ‘Well I wasn’t out clubbing it was I? And I was hardly sat in my front room watching porn.’ I have been married since I was 18 - we have no interest in that kind of thing I can assure you.” We’re sure YOU haven’t got an interest in it Ann, but it’s strange how your husband’s so quiet about all this.

Driven To Insanity Taxi drivers in Australia aren’t really a helpful bunch. Whether they’re refusing to give you change for a $50 note from a $38 trip to the airport, or deliberately taking the route through the city with the most traffic lights, they seem to delight in screwing over their passengers as much as possible. Well now we bring you two tales of taxi drivers that show them at their best, and their worst. In the case of Singapore cabbie Sia Ka Tian, the 70-year-old driver deserves a round of applause after finding no less than $900,000 in the back of his taxi – and taking it straight to the police to return to the couple who left it there. And when we say “couple” we actually mean “pair of twats with more money than sense”. “When I saw the money, I thought, trouble is here. I was sure there was at least $200,000 in the bag,” he said. “The money is unimportant to me. It doesn’t belong to me, so how can I use it?” Well done sir, you’ve more than earned your $5 tip for throwing away a chance to retire instead of transporting rich idiots around town for the rest of your life. And now for another tale of cabbie idiocy, only it’s a little closer to home this time, with news that a taxi driver from Loughborough watched a

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“Our officers were stunned when this taxi driver decided that watching the big match was more important than the safety of his passengers,” said Jane Hunt, Charnwood Borough Council’s cabinet member for regulatory services. To be fair, if we had two council workers in the back of our car, we’d try and scare the shit out of them too.

David Mitchell

A Hairy Situation

Michael Fassbender

There are some areas in the world that will always have an aura of mystique and an air of the supernatural. From vampires to sea monsters, places like Transylvania, the Bermuda Triangle and Loch Ness will always be associated with mystery and the unknown. Well now another town can be added to the X-Files-style list of places guaranteed to send a chill down your spine as soon as you mention their name. We’re talking, of course, about Tunbridge Wells. Apparently an eight-foot tall apeman with demonic, red eyes has been spotted sloping around the Kentish town’s 200-acre common several times in the past month. Police have investigated, but when they discovered that Susan Boyle wasn’t touring in the area they were at a loss to explain the sightings. According to local community website Tunbridge Wells People, the Kentish Apeman - or British Bigfoot - was first seen 70 years ago during World War Two, but has “now returned”. Sounds like a job for Scooby Doo to us. The website states that the last sighting took place just three weeks ago on the edge of the woods when the “beast” roared, scaring off a man walking home through the woods. “The Kentish Apeman has recently been spotted on Tunbridge Wells Common - the exact spot where it was also apparently seen 70 years ago,” the website says. “The beast is reportedly eightfoot tall, has red demonic eyes and is covered in hair.” BBM experienced something much worse a few years ago when we visited a town in Durham and found ourselves surrounded by gibbering ape-like creatures making unintelligible noises. Luckily, it turned out to be a group of Newcastle supporters on their way to the game, but we still get goosebumps thinking about it.

We’re so excited for the long-awaited fifth series of Peepshow to air… it better be good.

We love the Fassbender for giving us a fun word we can use as an insult.

Tom Hardy

We’ve decided this dude is completely underrated and is a national treasure that should be celebrated.

Nadine Coyle

Girls Aloud are back and we reckon Nadine is looking fitter than Cheryl these days.

Kristen Stewart

Enough already, she’s not even fit, she’s got weird ears and a funny mouth, and R-Patz is way too good for her.

Helen Flannagan

The Corrie star sucks at being in I’m a Celeb, so please can we hurry up and just stick her straight in the lads mags with her chuff out already…that is what she’s aiming for right?

Tulisa

X-Factor bosses have only just realised they’ve hired a filthy chav and may be firing her…we for one are shocked and think she’s an excellent role model.

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SPORTS NEWS at the start of his reign. If BBM were a more cynical magazine, it might all look a little bit pre-planned. We might even go as far to suggest that the whole Beckham thing had been leaked by Gallop in the most brazen attempt to grab headlines with an outlandish statement since racist Chelsea revealed that Nelson Mandela had been in the running to replace Roberto di Matteo as manager.

Managing Expectations How we all laughed when that bloke applied for the Middlesbrough job on the strength of his experience playing Championship Manager and got a tongue-in-cheek response from chairman Steve Gibson.

Bhoys In Da Hood It’s less about the players and more about the playaz at Celtic these days with news that the Doggfather himself wants to own a share of the club. And we’re not talking about Scooby Doo. Yes Snoop Doggy Dogg (Snoop Lion as he’s started calling himself since realising a lovable cartoon dog doesn’t inspire fear like a gangster name should), has decided he wants a slice of the shizzle at soon-to-be 2012-13 SPL champions Celtic. “I got a lot of interest in soccer … [and] I see how passionate Celtic fans are about their team,” said Snoop, the man responsible for making the word “pimp” a verb. “The boxes at Celtic would never be the same once I have hosted a party there.” Snoop also vowed to speak to David Beckham about joining the Glasgow club. “We have lunch when we can, so next time, you know, I am going to speak to him about it,” he said as he popped caps in the asses of some mofos. “LA is home for him and his family now – but I would have to at least make that offer to my boy … Never say never.” We’re pretty sure Celtic fans aren’t putting too much stock into the prospect of Snoop taking charge. For starters, Mr Lion is notoriously prolific with the opposite sex - and rarely shy about saying so - and seems to take a similar approach to sporting fidelity. Over the years, he’s been photographed wearing the team kits of Ajax, Manchester United, Liverpool, Cardiff City, Brighton, Barcelona, QPR, Birmingham City, Juventus, Chivas, Spain and Croatia. We’re pretty confident he’ll chuck on a Rangers top the next time he’s in a blue kind of mood. “I don’t need to run a soccer club but [I would want] enough of a percentage to get me on the board so I can be heard,” he said, although we get the feeling he’s more used to dealing in fractions than percentages. It has not been confirmed, but it is thought Snoop forgot who Celtic were a few hours later when the effects of his bong wore off.

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How we all LOL’d and ROFL’d when hundreds of people applied for the Dumbarton job on the basis of their prowess playing FIFA 12. Well the nerds have had the last laugh with news that a 21-year-old student from Sweden has landed a coaching job as manager of Azerbaijan side FC Baku’s ‘A’ team on the strength of his PC-based Football Manager achievements. Who’s ROFLing now? Certainly not France legend JeanPierre Papin, who was reportedly interested in the post but was beaten to it by Vugar Huseynzade - a man whose only experience of managing a team is on his computer. Yet that devotion to the virtual game - along with some work experience stint with a sports agency in the USA - were apparently enough to land him the job. “I’ve always wanted to work in football and have played Football Manager since 2002,” Huseynzade told a sniggering reporter from Scandinavian newspaper Aftonbladet. Azerbaijan-born Huseynzade took over the job - equivalent to reserve team manager - after previous incumbent Kamran Ismayilov left by mutual consent after more than two years. It remains to be seen whether signing players who would never normally consider coming to the club will work in the real world, or whether the team will accept his work of ethic of playing an entire season in one night. Still good luck to the nerdy tit, maybe one day he’ll even get to have actual sex with a girl by making a CV to show how much porn he’s watched online

legs for when he’s in a threeway. Well it sounds like he needs ‘baseball bat’ legs now with the news he threatened to break a man’s legs (oh the irony) after finding out his girlfriend had slept with another bloke while he was at the London Olympics. Apparently, Pistorius was said to be involved in a furious spat with TV producer Quinton van der Burgh over his relationship with the unnamed 18-year-old girl, with a public exchange in a VIP box at the Kylami motor racing circuit becoming so heated that a charged of defamation was laid against Pistorius. Several other men apparently got dragged in to the argument as it escalated via SMS message in later weeks, among them coal mining millionaire Clifton Shores and football star-turned-TV presenter Marc Batchelor. As the legless wonder’s fury grew, so too did the threats, with Batchelor apparently on the receiving end of the “I’ll break your legs” insult. Clearly Pistorius wasn’t thinking straight to come up with such a bad idea, otherwise he would have realised that breaking the legs of another athlete would only increase the competition at the next Paralympics. Pistorius refused to comment on the matter, while Van der Burgh said the girl at the centre of the controversy “is not [Pistorius’s] girlfriend” and admitted that he was “scared for his life”. Which is not surprising really as we imagine having Pistorius come after you is a bit like being chased by the bad robot in Terminator 2 when his arms are big blades of metal.

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Legging It From An Ex-Boyfriend We’ve often wondered whether Oscar ‘Blade Runner’ Pistorius has a set of legs for all occasions. Ski legs for when he’s in the Alps, roller-blade legs for when he’s on the road, dildo

What’s this? Rumours of David Beckham moving to the A-League? Good heavens. And what’s that you say? Football Federation Australia have hired a new chief executive, David Gallop, looking to boost the game’s profile Down Under in the same week. Well that is quite a coincidence, lucky old Gallop eh? Stroke of good fortune all these Beckham back pages coming right

So despite the fact Beckham’s people have categorically stated that he has “no interest” in a move to Australia, we keep getting headlines about how five A-League clubs are in the running to sign the aging cross-master. “It’s wonderful that David Beckham is thinking about the A-League as a potential destination,” Gallop said. “It’s another sign of how much the A-League has grown in stature on a global basis. Beckham is a superstar on the world stage and Australian audiences have loved his visits here with the LA Galaxy.”

Just to reiterate, Beckham has said rumours of a move to the A-League are “definitely not true”. But why douse the flames of media hype when good old fashioned hyperbole will grab more column inches. Of course the real question, which nobody seems to be asking, is why the hell would any club want him? We’re not denying his talent, you hardly need pace to whip in a free kick, but Alessandro del Piero is twice the player Beckham yet look at Sydney FC. One great player doesn’t make a shit team good. For all the latest sports news in football, cricket, rugby, and other world sport - including Premiership weekly round ups. Log on to www. bbmlive.com/sports-news And don’t forget our jokes page if you want all the one-liners that make put sports banter in a league of it’s own www.bbmlive.com/jokes

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Bats, Balls, and...um, Horses: Boxing Day Sport 2012 t’s the day after Christmas: the presents have been opened, the leftovers are in the fridge, and the whole family is sitting in front of the TV by a roaring fire. Christ it’s a horrible thought, isn’t it? It’s fortunate that on Boxing Day there’s traditionally a bundle of sport to break the monotony and drown out another rambling rant about immigrants from your slightly racist Granny.

Owen’s next injury.) Now it’s harder to gamble away the money you get for Christmas, because Aunties and Uncles the world over think iTunes vouchers are acceptable presents, but you wouldn’t be the resilient people you are if you couldn’t get something together to piss away on tiny men riding animals.

For starters, Boxing Day is an important event in the footballing calendar, with positions in and around the relegation zone at Christmas time providing a good barometer of who’ll stay up and who’ll go down. Old timers fondly remember watching the games being played on a slightly frosty pitch by portly men with thin wispy hair, saying it had a special sort of atmosphere; but nowadays it’s a bit different thanks in large part to under soil heating making the pitch playable, and an improvement in hair products. Though it is still a much loved day of fixtures providing the highs and lows of football, but heightened thanks to post-turkey euphoria.

Last but not least is cricket, with the annual Australia Boxing Day test match. This year the touring team is Sri Lanka, and they’re surely looking to be the next side to piss on Australia. (Remember when they were good? It seems so long ago…) There’s also the International Twenty20 match between South Africa and New Zealand to keep you occupied during those long hours as you ponder why anyone cares so little about you that they gave you iTunes vouchers for Christmas.

And then there’s horse racing. I won’t pretend to know much about horse racing (it would be wrong to bullshit you sexy and intelligent readers), but what I do know is that it may be the only sport where an injured participant gets shot. (Though we are hoping this is the treatment for Michael

Below you’ll find the listings for Boxing Day. You should be able to tell which sport is which, but if you can’t then you don’t deserve to watch. Just remember that the Aussie times are AHEAD, so don’t blame us if you miss anything! Sunderland v Man City; Arsenal v West Ham; Everton v Wigan; Fulham v Southampton; Man Utd v Newcastle; Norwich v Chelsea; QPR v West

Brom; Reading v Swansea (All games 15:00 GMT; 02:00 AEDT); Aston Villa v Spurs (17:30 GMT; 04:30 AEDT); Stoke v Liverpool (19:45 GMT; 06:45 AEDT) Ffos Las (first race 12:35 GMT; 23:35 AEDT – last race 16:00 GMT; 03:00 AEDT); Fontwell (first race 12:55 GMT; 23:55 AEDT – last race 15:50 GMT; 02:50 AEDT); Huntingdon (first race 12:45 GMT; 23:45 AEDT – last race 15:40 GMT; 02:40 AEDT); Kempton (first race 12:50 GMT; 23:50 AEDT – last race 15:45 GMT; 02:45 AEDT); Market Rasen (first race 12:25 GMT; 23:25 AEDT – last race 15:25 GMT; 02:25 AEDT); Sedgefield (first race 12:40 GMT; 23:40 AEDT – last race 15:35 GMT; 02:35 AEDT); Towcester (first race 12:45 GMT; 23:45 AEDT – last race 15:40 GMT; 02:40 AEDT); Wincanton (first race 12:30 GMT; 23:30 AEDT – last race 15:55 GMT; 02:55 AEDT); Wolverhampton (first race 14:10 GMT; 01:10 AEDT – last race TBA) Australia v Sri Lanka (23:30 GMT, 25 Dec; 10:30 AEDT, 26 Dec); South Africa v New Zealand(12:30 GMT; 23:30 AEDT) By Peter Simpson

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CRYSTAL BALLS

Horoscopes

frigging awesome. You ever seen the film Saw? Well watching your life in December was like that only in 3D. So awesome. Pretty gruesome for you though. Can’t believe you managed to cut right through the bone. I didn’t think you had it in you. Still, it’s all pointless because he brutally murders you anyway. Riveting stuff.

Scorpio

So he slept with your mentallyretarded sister, is it really worth cutting off his genitals with a kitchen knife while he’s asleep? My advice is to go on Jeremy Kyle. It’s where you manky scutters belong.

Capricorn

Sorry Capricorn but I’m rushing off to watch the new Bond movie so won’t have time to do your horoscope. I guarantee it wouldn’t have been interesting anyway, you’re pretty much the most boring star sign there is. Get a life loser.

Virgo

Aries

For the love of Christ will you give your pubic hair a trim. Every time I look into my crystal ball it’s like delving into the Amazon Rainforest, it’s like Terry Waite’s garden down there. Only instead of monkeys swinging from vine to vine it’s crabs. You’ll probably need a machete.

Taurus

A wise man once said: “Love will Taurus apart, again.” That man’s name was Ian Curtis, and if memory serves he went on to live a long and fulfilling life. Heed his happy words my friend because this month love will literally tear you apart when a Hispanic man with an eight-inch cock shoves his manhood up your poo chute leaving your rectum needing 16 stitches. Our advice is to eat eggs and various other foodstuffs that make you constipated, because wiping your arse for the next month or so is gonna feel like dragging a cheese grater across your anus.

Libra

Libra you filthy sod. This month you end up contracting Tetanus due to your attraction to rusty spoons and your penchant for pokey bum wanks. Head straight to go and collect $200.

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Gemini

Crystal has a very bad hangover. Either grab me a bucket or fuck off.

Sagittarius

There’s bugger all on telly tonight so I may as well do your horoscope. Jesus it’s like watching paint dry. Oh wait, what’s this? Hmmm. Well this is interesting. Looks like someone’s gone to a lot of trouble for your Christmas present this year. Inside one of the boxes under the tree is the severed head of multiple Oscarwinning actress Meryl Streep. What an unusual present. Still, it’s the thought that counts.

Leo

Bloody hell. An electrical storm is playing havoc with my crystal ball this month and every time I try to tune into your horoscope I get an old episode of Neighbours instead. Consequently, I don’t know how accurate this reading is but apparently everyone on your street is involved in a horrific plane crash that leaves Paul Robinson with one leg.

Cancer

A very exciting few weeks are just around the corner. Not for you though. I’ve just bought a new 3D-vision crystal ball and that meant watching your horoscope this month was

Good and bad news for you this month. The bad news is a drunken fight outside a nightclub goes horribly

wrong and you’re left paralysed from the waist down for the rest of your life after hitting your head on a concrete bollard. The good news is you find a $2 coin on the street. Lucky you!

Aquarius

“Ground beef whiskers for ginger tom. Ground beef whiskers for ginger tom. Take your worming pills and put your flea collar on!” There’s $150 for the first Aquarian reader who can name the band. A copy of your birth certificate will be needed to collect your prize, which can be picked up at BBM’s head office in Mumbai. It’s all about outsourcing people.

Pisces

Your needlessly thrifty ways were bound to catch up with you eventually. There was a reason that mince meat from Coles was reduced by 80 per cent. Letting it sit on your kitchen worktop for a week after its sell by date wasn’t a great idea either. Ever seen a rectal prolapse? Get a mirror and you’ll get a glimpse very soon.

ASK CRYSTAL & JOKES

Ask Crystal Dear Crystal,

I’ve just seen the new Bond movie and it was deadly. Now I’m choking to get a body all buffed up like Daniel Craig so I can go off and shag loads of dead hot birds ‘n that. Any tips? Yours, Jamie

Dear Crystal,

You can get all the muscles and tuxedos you want, it still won’t stop you being a thick twat. My advice is to learn how to speak properly, or aim a little lower with your role models. Todd Carney perhaps, or Peter Andre.

I’m a chemistry teacher with a wife and family, but I’ve just been diagnosed with cancer and don’t have long to live. The thing is, I want to leave them with something, I want to know that they won’t be struggling for money when I’m gone. For that reason, I’ve been thinking about cooking crystal meth. I know the formula, and compared to some of the stuff that’s out there now I know I could do it ten times better. The problem is I don’t know where to start. You’re a woman of the world, do you think you could hook me up with someone who could help me move the product? Yours, Walter

Dear Crystal,

Dear Walter,

Dear Jamie,

Have you seen my glasses? I can’t seem to find them anywhere. Yours, Richard

Dear Richard,

You left them at that brothel in Kings Cross the other night. I wouldn’t bother going back for them. Not after where they’ve been.

Jokes

What should you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologise profusely. Ashley, Chiswick What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt? On a lucky day, lipstick, Mauro, Greenwich How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the Microwave until it’s Bill Withers. Frank, St Kilda Did you hear that famous girl Reese something or other got stabbed to death today? You know the one from legally blonde... Witherspoon? No with a knife. Jonny, Richmond. What do you call a man that’s just been mauled by a tiger? Claude. Jim, Bondi There are two snowmen in a field, one says to the other ‘can you smell carrot?’ Jo, Fitzroy How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram, Ben, Surry Hills What do gay horses eat? HAAAAAAAY, Robin,

Manly

Did you hear about the blonde skydiver? Pulled the wrong string and bleed to death. Lucy, Woolloomooloo

Well aren’t you a cool customer. It just so happens that I do have an, erm, friend of a friend who may be able you out, although obviously I can’t give you her name. All I’ll say is she’s a disgruntled agony aunt with a penchant for sexual promiscuity and illegal drugs. I’ll be in touch. I mean, SHE’LL be in touch. The friend of a friend I mean. Who is definitely not me.

A lady pays £1000 for a penis skin handbag...her friend says “that’s expensive for just a handbag” she replies “not really, if u stroke it turns into a suitcase” Miranda, Kings Cross Two peanuts were walking through a park. One was assaulted. Pip, Darlinghurst What’s worse than finding a fly in your soup? That it’s undone and there’s a cock inside! Tommy, Newcastle A bra and a set of jump leads walk into a bar. The bra walks up to the counter & says “I’ll have two beers”. The bartender says “I can’t serve you mate. The bra says “What are you talking about? We only just got here”. The bartender replies “Yeah but your off you tits & you mate looks like he’s about to start something!” Tim, Fremantle

Dear Crystal,

Hey it’s me again, I still can’t find them. And before you do the brothel joke again I haven’t been to any brothels recently, so look into your tea leaves or whatever it is you do and find them for me. Yours, Richard

Dear Richard, Piss off. Yours, Crystal

Dear Crystal,

I keep getting calls from some old woman heavily breathing down the phone and telling me she can see everything I’m doing. Is it you by any chance? Yours, Phil

Dear Phil,

Are you that sexy ginger guy who works at Supre? If so, I don’t think you should wear so much at home, that way I’ll be able to help you find out who’s making those calls to you. Yours, Crystal

The little girl says, “I’m scared.” The pedophile replies, “You’re scared? I have to walk home on my own.” Nicholas, Richmond Imagine how many people are going to commit suicide next month, simply because they believe the world will really end. On a related note: Imagine how much higher the world’s average IQ will be come January. Ruth, Brunswick 1 in 10 mates are hated by the other 9. I can’t wait to find out who it is when the boys come back from their lads’ holiday. Aaron, St Kilda I always find the women when they’re hot and I leave them wet. I love being a fireman. Kieran, Fremantle

What’s the difference between Amy Winehouse and Jeremy Clarkson? Jeremy Clarkson still does top gear. Grant, Melbourne My girlfriend caught me blow-drying my penis and asked what was I doing… apparently “heating up your dinner” was not the right answer! Tom, Clovelly A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, “Doctor, doctor, I can’t feel my legs!” The doctor replied, “I know you can’t, I’ve cut your arms off”. Lou, Brunswick A pedophile walks into the woods with a little girl.

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TRAVEL NEW ZEALAND & FIJI

Things to do in New Zealand

SKYDIVING

Skydive Lake Wanaka Ltd 14, Mustang Lane Wanaka Airport State Highway 6 Wanaka, South Island NZ Tel: +64 3 443 7207 or FREEphone 0800 786 877 info@skydivewanaka.com www.skydivewanaka.com Nzone ‘The Ultimate Jump’ Queenstown & Rotorua Tel: 0800 376 796 skydive@nzone.biz www.nzone.biz SkydivingNZ.com New Zealand Skydiving School FREEPHONE: 0800 NZSKYDIVE Email: info@skydivingnz.com

RAFTING

RANGITATA RAFTS Peel Forest RD20 South Canterbury, NZ Tel: + 64 3 696 3534 New Zealand Freephone: 0800 251 251 info@rafts.co.nz www.rafts.co.nz

JET BOATING Shotover Jet

The World’s Most Exciting Jet Boat Ride, and the only company permitted to operate in the spectacular Shotover River Canyons.

Shotover Jet Beach, Gorge Road Arthurs Point, Queenstown, New Zealand Free Phone (NZ only): 0800 SHOTOVER Phone: +64 3 442 8570 Fax: +64 3 442 7467 reservations@shotoverjet.co.nz www.shotoverjet.com

Glacier Guiding Fox Glacier Guiding 44 Main Rd, Po Box 38, Fox Glacier, NZ Ph: +64 3 751 0825 Freephone (NZ only): 0800 111 600 info@foxguides.co.nz www.foxguides.co.nz

Take a breathtaking guided trip on the West Coast’s longest and less crowded glacier amidst fascinating ice formations with NZ’s most experienced glacier guiding company. Offering a full range of trips to suit all fitness levels.

river boarding

Mad Dog RiverBoarding 37 Shotover Street Queenstown New Zealand Ph: +64 3442 7797 www.riverboarding.co.nz

ACCOMMODATION Christchurch

City Oasis 180 Peterborough Street, Christchurch, NZ Ph: + 64 3366 9531 cityoasis@xtra.co.nz www.kiwi-backpackers.co.nz Coker’s Backpackers 52 manchester Street, Christchurch, NZ Ph: + 64 3379 8580 enquiries@cokers.co.nz www.cokers.co.nz

BAY OF ISLANDS

Bay Adventurer Backpackers & Apartments 28, Kings Road, Paihia, Bay of Islands, NZ Ph: +64 9 402 5162 Info@bayadventurer.co.nz www.bayadventurer.co.nz

Kaikoura Adelphi Lodge Main Street, Kaikoura, NZ Ph: + 64 3319 5141 Fax: + 64 3319 6786 adelphilodge@xtra.co.nz www.kiwi-backpackers.co.nz

Queenstown

auckland

Bungi Backpackers 15 Sydney Street, Queenstown, NZ Ph: + 64 3442 8725 Fax: + 64 3442 8729 www.kiwi-backpackers.co.nz

Nomads Auckland 16-20 Fort Street, Auckland, NZ Freecall: 0508 NOMADS Phone: +64 9 300 9999 bookings@nomadsauckland.com nomadshostels.com $5 off first night (min 3 night stay) if you mention this ad

Southern Laughter Lodge 4 Isle Street, Queenstown, NZ Ph: + 64 3441 8828 southernlaughter@xtra.co.nz www.kiwi-backpackers.co.nz Nomads Queenstown 5-11 Church Street, Queenstown, NZ Freecall: 0508 NOMADS Phone: +64 3 441 3922 info@nomadsqueenstown.com nomadshostels.com Queenstown’s brand new flashpackers, now open with rave reviews.

Franz Josef Glacier Chateau Franz 8 Cron Street, Franz Josef Glacier, NZ Ph: + 64 3752 0738 www.kiwi-backpackers.co.nz

Nomads Fat Camel 38 Fort Street, Auckland, NZ Freecall: 0508 NOMADS Phone: +64 9 307 0181 bookings@nomadsfatcamel.com nomadshostels.com $5 off first night if you mention this ad.

wellington

Nomads Capital 118 Wakefield Street, Wellington, NZ Freecall: 0508 NOMADS Phone: +64 4 978 7800 info@nomadscapital.com nomadshostels.com Central city backpackers with FREE MEAL every night.

Glow Worm Cottages 7 Cron Street, Franz Josef Glacier, NZ Ph: + 64 3752 0172 glowwormcottages@xtra.co.nz www.kiwi-backpackers.co.nz

Fiji ACCOMMODATION

THINGS TO DO

BEACHCOMBER ISLAND RESORT Mamanuca Island Group Ph: + 679 6661500 Fax: + 679 6664496 info@beachcomberfiji.com www.beachcomberfiji.com

ROBINSON CRUSOE ISLAND Fiji budget accommodation Ph: (679) – 6281999 (679) – 6282901 robinsoncrusoe@connect.com.fj www.robinsoncrusoeislandfiji.com

THE BEACHOUSE Coral Coast, Fiji Islands Fiji phone: 679 6530500 Free call (within Fiji): 0800 6530530 Australia info line: 07 55320412 info@fijibeachouse.com www.fijibeachouse.com

THE UPRISING BEACH RESORT 679-345-2200 Beach RoadPacific Harbour P.O.Box 416 Pacific Habour Fiji Islands enquiries@uprisingbeachresort.com www.uprisingbeachresort.com

SMUGGLERS COVE BEACH RESORT * HOTEL P.O.Box 10409 Nadi Airport. Ph: (679) 672 6578 or 672 4578 Fax: (679) 672 0662 reservations@smugglerscove.com.fj www.smugglersbeachfiji.com, Skype name: Smugglers Cove HORIZON BEACH RESORT Wailoaloa Beach, Nadi Bay, Fiji Ph: +679 672 2832 or 4578 Fax: +679 672 0662 www.horizonbeachfiji.com

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NADI BAY RESORT HOTEL Wailoaloa Beach Road Private Mail Bag NAP 0359, Nadi Airport Ph: (679) 6723599 Fax: (679) 6720092 nadibay@connect.com.fj www.fijinadibayhotel.com/ NADI BAY DOWNTOWN BACKPACKERS Nadi, Fiji Islands Ph: [679] 670 0600 pacvalley@connect.com.fj

Skydiving

SKYDIVE FIJI 11 Zahoor Road, Nadi, Fiji Isalnds Tel: +679-6728166 Fax: +679-6721415 admin@skydivefiji.com.fj www.skydivefiji.com.fj ‘Incredible views of Fiji’s Islands and Reefs; Beach or Resort landings’

Scuba Diving

SUBSURFACE FIJI ADVENTURE DIVING & WATERSPORTS Subsurface Fiji Adventure Diving and Watersports Beachcomber, Treasure, Malolo, Walu Beach, Funky Fish and Musket Cove Island Resorts, Fiji Tel: +679 6666 738 info@subsurfacefiji.com www.subsurfacefiji.com

Things to do in Australia Skydiving SUNSHINE COAST SKYDIVERS 1 Pathfinder Drive, Caloundra Airport, Sunshine Coast, QLD Ph: 07 5437 0211 Mob: 04 18 776 775 bookings@sunshinecoastskydivers.com.au www.sunshinecoastskydivers.com.au SOUTHERN SKYDIVERS Busselton Regional Airport, Bussleton, WA Free: 1300 449 669 skydive@southernskydivers.com.au www.southernskydivers.com.au SKYDIVE BYRON BAY Hanger 1, Tyagarah Airfield, NSW, 2481 Ph: 1800 800 840 or 02 6684 1323 info@skydivebyronbay.com www.skydivebyronbay.com The ultimate skydive experience Australia has to offer! SUNSHINE COAST SKYDIVERS 1 Pathfinder Drive, Caloundra, QLD, 4551 Ph: +61 7 5437 0211 Mob: +61 0418 776 775 bookings@sunshinecoastskydivers.com.au www.sunshinecoastskydivers.com.au/ SKYDIVE COFFS HARBOUR P.O. Box 351, Coffs Harbour, NSW, 2450 Ph: 0433 254 438 info@skydivecoffs.com.au www.skydivecoffs.com.au Beach landings in the heart of Coffs SKYDIVE THE REEF CAIRNS 51 Sheridan St, Cairns, QLD, 4870 Ph: 1800 800 840 info@skydivethereefcairns.com.au www.skydivethereefcairns.com.au SKYDIVE JURIEN BAY 36B Bashford St, Jurien Bay, WA, 6516 Ph: 0438 441 239 www.skydivejurienbay.com SKYDIVE MISSION BEACH 51 Sheridan St, Cairns, QLD, 4870 Ph: 1800 800 840 info@missionbeachskydive.com.au www.skydivemissionbeach.com.au Free transfers from Mission Beach & Cairns. Australia’s Highest jump and Beach Landings

Scuba Diving Australia

NINGLAOO WHALE SHARK & DIVE CENTRE Located inside reception at the Exmouth Cape Holiday Park: 3 Truscott Street, Exmouth, WA Ph: 1800 224 060 www.ningaloowhalesharkndive.com.au PRODIVE CAIRNS 116 Spence Street, Cairns, QLD, 4870 Ph: 07 4031 5255, www.prodivecairns.com THE SCUBA CENTRE Port Douglas-Cairns-Airlie Beach, 230 Sugarloaf Rd, Whitsunday Ph: 07 4946 1067 whitscub@gmail.com www.scubacentre.com.au

Adventure Tours

GOIN SOUTH Four days, two famous Aussie icons, one awesome tour Ph: 1800 009 858 www.goinsouth.com.au TEMPATION DOLPHIN SWIM Marina Pier, Holdfast Shores Marina Glenelg, SA, 5045 Ph: 0412 811 838 info@dolphinboat.com.au www.dolphinboat.com.au A J HACKET BUNGY JUMPING McGregor Road, Smithfield, QLD, 4878 Tel: 07 4057 7188 Free: 1800 622 888 cairns.reception@ajhackett.com www.cairns.ajhackett.com OCEAN RAFTING WHITSUNDAYS The Jetty, Coral Sea Resort, Airlie Beach, QLD Ph: 07 4946 6848 oceanrafting@airlie.net.au www.oceanrafting.com.au STAND UP PADDLE SURFING 3 Graham Colyer Drive, Agnes Water, QLD Ph: 07 4974 7874 / 07 4962 0210 Mob: 0422 806 235 info@1770sup.com.au www.1770sup.com.au MULGAS ADVENTURE 4 Traeger Avenue Alice Springs, NT, 0871 Ph: 08 9521 545 www.mulgas.com.au SURF & SUN AUSTRALIAN ADVENTURES Ph: 1800 786 386 08 8212 0211 info@surfandsun.com.au www.surfandsun.com.au KANGAROO ISLAND ADVENTURE TOURS Adelaide, SA Ph: 08 8202 8678 bookings@kiadventuretours.com.au www.kiadventuretours.com.au MINISTRY OF PAINTBALLING L4, 362 Kent St, Sydney, NSW, 2000 Ph:1800 646 478 Ph: 02 9262 2362 www.ministryofpaintball.com BRIDGE CLIMB SYDNEY Ph: 02 8274 7777 www.bridgeclimb.com PENRITH WHITE WATER RAFTING Ph: 02 4730 4333 booking@penrithwhitewater.com.au www.penrithwhitewater.com.au BALLOON SUNRISE PO Box 229 , Yarra Glen, VIC, 3775 Ph: 03 9730 2422 Free: 1800 HOTAIR (1800 468 247) info@hotairballooning.com.au www.hotairballooning.com.au

TRAVEL AUSTRALIA

Kite Surfing

KITESURF 1770 IKO Certified Kiteboarding school/Centre 3 Graham Colyer Drive, Agnes Wate, QLD Ph: 07 4974 7874 / 07 4962 0210 Mob: 0422 806 235 info@kitesurf1770.com.au www.kitesurf1770.com.au KITE REPUBLIC 10-18 Jacka Blvd. St.Kilda Sea Baths Complex, St.Kilda, 3182, Melbourne, VIC Ph: 03 95370644 Mob: +61 418583233 info@kiterepublic.com.au www.kiterepublic.com.au

SURF SCHOOLS

GREAT OCEAN ROAD SURFT TOURS 55B Surf Coast Highway, Torquay, Victoria, 3228 +61 3 5261 3730 info@gorsurftours.com.au www.gorsurftours.com.au GET WET SURF SCHOOL Ph: 1800 438 938 www.getwetsurf.com MOJO SURF Ph: 1800 113 044 www.mojosurf.com.au SURF SHACK Ph: 03 5155 4933 www.surfshack.com.au GO SURFING BYRON BAY Ph: 02 6685 7099 gosurfingbyronbay@gmail.com www.gosurfingbyronbay.com LETS GO SURFING Ph: 02 9365 1800 www.letsgosurfing.com.au SURFING AUSTRALIA Ph: 07 5599 3800 www.surfingaustralia.com Marine Charters ADVENTURE BAY CHARTERS 2 Jubilee Drive, Port Lincoln, SA, 5606 Ph: 04 8842 8862 info@adventurebaycharters.com.au www.adventurebaycharters.com.au KANGAROO MARINE CHARTERS 9 Chapman Terrace, Kingscote, Kangaroo Island, SA Ph: 0427 315 286 www.kimarineadventures.com ADVENTURE KAYAKING 7 Hastings Street, Glenelg South, SA Ph: 08 8295 8812 bookings@adventurekayak.com.au www.adventurekayak.com.au JET SKI SAFARIS Birth 56, Jetty Sea, Mariners Cove, Waterways, QLD Ph: 07 5526 3111 Mob: 0409 754 538 info@jetskisafaris.com.au www.jetskisafaris.com.au

PARADISE JET BOATING Jetty ‘C’ Mariners Cove Marina, Seaworld Drive, Main Beach Qld 4217 Ph: 1300 JET BOAT (1300 538 262) thrills@paradisejetboating.com.au www.paradisejetboating.com.au

Bike Riding Tours

ESCAPE GOAT Adelaide, SA Ph: 08 8121 8112 Mob: 0422 916289 info@escapegoat.com.au www.escapegoat.com.au

Zorb Balls

OZ BALL GOLD COAST Go Zorbing with Oz Ball. Ph: 07 5547 6300 info@ozball.com.au www.ozball.com.au

Wine and Beer Tours

PRIME MINI TOURS Melrose Park, SA, 5039 Ph: 1300 667 650 info@primeminitours.com www.primeminitours.com

HIDDEN SECRET TOURS Melbourne CBD Ph: 03 9663 3358 tours@hiddensecrettours.com www.hiddensecretstours.com CARLTON & UNITED BREWERY TOUR Cnr Thompson & Nelson Streets, Abbotsford, VIC Ph:(03) 9420 6800 www.carltonbrewhouse.com.au BIG NIGHT OUT Surfers Paradise Every Wednesday and Saturday Night www.GoldCoastBackpackers.net FROG & TOAD BAR HOP Cairns Every Wednesday and Friday Night Mob: 0418 184 646 partyincairns@bigpond.com www.partyincairns.com

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ACCOMMODATION LISTINGS New South Wales

Sydney

World Square Hostel 2/640 George St, Sydney NSW 2000 (02) 9267 5616 worldsquarehostel.com.au Sydney Backpackers 7 Wilmot St Sydney NSW 2000 Ph: 02 9267 7772 1800 88 77 66 (Free Call) info@sydneybackpackers.com www.sydneybackpackers.com Clovelly Hotel 381 Clovelly Road Clovelly Ph: (02) 9665 1214 office@clovellyhotel.com.au www.clovellyhotel.com.au Criterion Hotel 260 Pitt Street Sydney (crn Pitt & Park Streets) Ph: (02) 9264 3093 patk@criterianhotel.net.au www.criterionhotel.net.au Westend Backpackers 412 Pitt Street Sydney, NSW, 2000 Free: 1800 013 186 Ph: 02 9211 4588 bookings@westendbackpackers.com www.westendbackpackers.com See the CHURCH - Australia’s largest dorm! Jolly Swagman Backpackers Hostel 27 Orwell Street Kings Cross, NSW 2011 Free: 1800 805 870 Ph: 93586400 skype: jolly.swagman.backpackers stay@jollyswagman.com.au www.jollyswagman.com.au Bondi Backpackers 110 Campbell Parade Bondi Beach NSW 2026 Free: 1800 304 660 Ph: (02) 9130 4660 bookings@bondibackpackers.com.au www.bondibackpackers.com.au Oxford Court Accommodation Bondi Junction Mobile 0412547840 Cafesbs@bigpond.net.au Clean, affordable and friendly backpackers. Rooms for 1 to 4 people. Close to bus, train and shops. Rooms have TV, fridge, toaster, microwave, kitchenette, cutlery, crockery, sheets supplied. Laundry, internet and BBQ facilities. Prices range from $190 to $130 depending on the number of guests. The Globe Backpackers 40 Darlingurst Road Kings Cross, Sydney NSW 2011 Free: 1800 806 384 Ph: (02) 9326 9675 info@globebackpackers.com www.globebackpackers.com City Resort Hostel 103-105 Palmer St Woolloomooloo, NSW 2011 Ph: (02) 9357 3333 bookings@cityresort.com.au Skype: City Resort Hostel www.cityresort.com.au Show this ad for $5 off!

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The George Street Hotel 700A George Street Sydney NSW 2000 Ph: (02) 9211 1800 Fax: 02 9212 2884 Free: 1800 679 606 (Within Australia) booking@thegeorge.com.au www.thegeorge.com.au

Bounce Sydney 28 Chalmers Street, Sydney 2010 Free call 1800890897 Ph (02) 9281 2222 book@bouncehotel.com.au www.bouncehotel.com.au Lord Wolseley Hotel 265 Bulwara Rd Ultimo, Sydney 2007 Ph: (02) 9660 1731 info@lordwolseleyhotel.com.au www.lordwolseleyhotel.com.au Porterhouse Hotel 233 Riley St Surry Hills NSW 2010 Ph: (02) 9211 4454 info@porterhouse.com.au www.Porterhouse.com.au Big Hostel Single and double & Dorm rooms available Max 4 bed dorms. 212 Elizabeth Street, Surry Hills Sydney NSW 2010 Ph: (02) 92816030 Free: 1800 212 244 reception@bighostel.com www.bighostel.com O’Malley’s Hotel 228 William Street, Kings Cross Sydney, NSW 2011 Ph: 02 9357 2211 admin@omalleyshotel.com.au www.omalleyshotel.com.au Sydney Central Hostel 428 Pitt Street Sydney 2000 Ph: (02) 9211 7323 stay@sydneycentralhostel.com.au www.sydneycentralhostel.com.au The Royal Hotel 370 Abercrombie St, Darlington, NSW, 2008 Ph: (02) 9698 8557 info@royal.com.au www.royal.com.au Kanga House backpackers 141 Victoria Street, Kings Cross, Sydney Ph: (02) 9357 7897 www.KangaHouse.com.au

Sydney Northern Beaches

Sydney Beachouse - YHA 4 Collaroy St, Collaroy, 2097 Ph: +61 2 9981 1177 mail@sydneybeachouse.com.au www.sydneybeachouse.com.au Guaranteed jobs/work all year. Cheap weekly rates by the beach with free Surfboard, Bodyboard & Bike hire

Sydneys Southern Beaches

Cronulla Beach YHA Level 1, 40 -42 Kingsway Cronulla Sydney, 2230 Ph: 02 9527 7772 enquiries@cronullabeachyha.com www.cronullabeachyha.com www.yha.com.au

PORT STEPHENS

Melaleuca Surfside Backpackers 2 Koala Place, One Mile Beach, NSW 2316 Ph: (02) 4981 9422 Mobile: 0427 200 950 melaleucabackpacker@bigpond.com www.melaleucabackpackers.com.au Hunter Valley Hunter Valley YHA 100 Wine Country Drive Nulkaba, Hunter Valley, NSW Ph: 02 4991 3278 huntervalley@yhansw.org.au www.yha.com.au

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Katoomba

Katoomba Mountain Backpackers Lodge 31 Lurline st Katoomba, NSW Ph: 04782 3933 stay@katoombabackpackers.com.au www.katoombabackpackers.com.au SPECIAL WINTER DEAL, STAY 2 NIGHTS GET THE 3RD NIGHT FREE!!!!!!

Byron Bay

Aquarius Backpackers 16 Lawson Street Byron Bay NSW 2481 Ph: (02) 6685-7663 Free: 1800 028 909 info@aquarius-backpackers.com.au www.aquarius-backpackers.com.au Nomads Byron Bay 1 Lawson Lane, Byron Bay, NSW 2481 Ph: 02 6680 7966 Free: 1800 766 673 bookings@nomadsbyronbay.com nomadshostels.com Arts Factory Lodge 1 Skinners Shoot Road, Byron Bay, NSW Ph: 02 6685 7709 info@artsfactory.com.au www.artsfactory.com.au An essential part of your journey

Nambucca Heads

Nambucca Backpackers 2 Pacific Highway, Nambucca Heads, NSW 2448 Ph: (02) 6568-6360 info@nambuccabackpackers.com.au www.nambuccabackpackers.com.au

Lake Tabourie

Lake Tabourie Tourist Park Princes Hwy, Lake Tabourie, NSW 2539 Free call: 1300 559 966 tabourie@shoalhaven.nsw.gov.au www.holidayhaven.com.au/tabourie

Queensland Brisbane

Tinbilly Travellers 466 George St, Brisbane City, Qld 4000 Ph: (07) 3238 5888 Free: 1800 44 66 46 reservations@tinbilly.com www.tinbilly.com Free Tinbilly Limited Edition T-shirt With presentation of this BBM Ad The Deck 117 Harcourt St, New Farm Brisbane QLD 4005 Ph: 0433 777 061 the_deck@live.com.au Designed with the working Traveler in Mind. Minimum 2 week stay Base QLD Backpackers 308 Edward st Brisbane QLD 4000 Ph: 07 3211 2433 palace@stayatbase.com www.stayatbase.com BUNK 11-21 Gipps St, Fortitude Valley, Qld, 4006 Ph: +61 7 3257 3644 Free: 1800 682 865 info@bunkbrisbane.com.au www.bunkbrisbane.com.au Brisbane City YHA 392 Upper Roma St, Brisbane QLD 4000 Ph: (07) 3236 1004 brisbanecity@yha.com.au www.yha.com.au

Goldcoast

Trekkers Backpackers 22 White Street, Goldcoast, QLD, 4215 Ph: (07) 55915616 Free : 1800 100 004 info@trekkersbackpackers.com.au www.trekkersbackpackers.com.au

Aquarius Backpackers 44 Queen Street Gold Coast, Queensland Ph: 07 5527 1300 Free:1800 229 955 info@aquariusbackpackers.com.au www.aquariusbackpackers.com.au Surfers Paradise YHA at Main Beach Mariners Cove, 70 Seaworld Drive Main Beach, Surfers Paradise 4217 Ph: (07) 5571 1776 surfersparadise@yha.com.au www.yha.com.au Backpackers in Paradise 40 Peninsular Drive Central Surfers Paradise Queensland, 4217 Ph: (07) 5538 4344 Free: 1800 268 621 info@backpackersinparadise.com www.backpackersinparadise.com Surf N Sun Beachside Backpackers 3323 Surfers Paradise Blvd, Surfers Paradise, Gold Coast, QLD 4217 Ph: (07) 5592 2363 Free: 1800 678 194 info@surfnsun-goldcoast.com www.surfnsun-goldcoast.com Sleeping Inn Surfers 26 Peninsular Drive Surfers Paradise QLD Ph: 07 5592 4455 info@sleepinginn.com.au www.sleepinginn.com.au Coolangatta Sands Hostel Cnr Griffith & McLean Streets Coolangatta 4225 QLD Ph: 07 5536 7472 hostel@taphouse.com.au www.taphouse.com.au

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Noosa

Nomads Noosa 44 Noosa Drive, Noosa Heads, QLD 4567 Phone: 07 5447 3355 bookings@nomadsnoosa.com www.nomadsnoosa.com

Hervey Bay

Nomads Hervey 408 The Esplanade, Torquay, Hervey Bay, QLD 4655 Phone: 07 4125 3601 bookings@nomadshervey.com www.nomadshervey.com

TOWN OF 1770

(Between Bunderberg & Rockhampton) Cool Bananas 2 Spring Road, 1770, Queensland, 4677 Ph: (07) 4974 7660 Free: 1800 227 660 wheeler_danny@hotmail.com www.coolbananas.net.au

1770 Southern Cross (Backpackers) 2694 Round Hill Rd Agnes Water QLD 4677 Ph: 0749747225 info@1770southerncross.com www.1770southerncross.com 1770 Beachside Backpackers 12 Captain Cook Drive PO Box 212, Agnes Water QLD 4677 Ph: 07 4974 7200 enquiries@1770beachsidebackpacker.com.au www.1770beachsidebackpacker.com.au

Cairns

CAirns Share House 17 Scott Street, Cairns, QLD 4870 Ph: (+617) 4041 1875 info@cairns-sharehouse.com www.cairns-sharehouse.com Nomads Cairns 341 Lake Street, Cairns, QLD 4870 Free: 1800 737 736 bookings@nomadscairns.com www.nomadshostels.com Stay 4 nights, pay only 3! Or $5 off 1st night with this ad. Cairns Central YHA 20-26 McLeod Street, Cairns QLD 4870 Ph: (+617) 4051 0772 cairnscentral@yha.com.au www.yha.com.au Gilligans backpackers hotel & resort 57-59 Grafton Street, Cairns, QLD Ph: (07) 4041 6566 Free: 1800 556 995 reservations@gilligans.com.au www.gilligans.com.au Nomads Esplanade 93 The Esplanade, Cairns, QLD 4870 Ph: 07 4031 7477 Free: 1800 175 716 bookings@nomadsesplanade.com www.nomadshostels.com Dreamtime Travellers Rest 4 Terminus Street (corner of Bunda st.& Terminus st.) Cairns 4870 Queensland Ph: (07) 4031 6753 info@dreamtimehostel.com www.dreamtimehostel.com Globetrotters International 154-156 Lake st Cairns City QLD Free: 1800 22 55 87 info@globetrottersinternational.com.au www.globetrottersinternational.com.au Nomads Cairns Beach House 239 Sheridan Street, Cairns, QLD 4870 Tel: 1800 229 228 or (07) 4041 0431 bookings@nomadsbeachhouse.com www.nomadsworldhotels.com Dorm from just $12 The Northern Greenhouse 117 Grafton Street Cairns QLD 4000 Ph: 1800 000 541 northern@friendlygroup.com.au www.northerngreenhouse.com.au JJ’s Backpackers 11-13 Charles Street Cairns QLD 4870 Ph - (07) 4051 7642 Free- 1800 666 336 jjsbackpackers@ledanet.com.au www.jjsbackpackers.com

Mission Beach

Absolute Backpackers 28 Wongaling Beach Road Mission Beach Queensland 4852 Ph: 07 4068 8317 Free: 1800 688 316 info@absolutebackpackers.com.au www.absolutebackpackers.com.au Scotty’s Beach House 167 Reid Road, Mission Beach, QLD, 4852 Ph: 07 4068 8676 info@scottysbeachhouse.com.au www.scottysbeachhouse.com.au

Whitsundays

Barefoot Lodge Whitsunday Passage, Whitsundays, QLD Ph: +61 7 4946 9400 Free: 1800 075 125 longisland@oceanhotels.com.au www.oceanhotels.com.au

Airlie Beach

Airlie Beach YHA 394 Shute Harbour Road Airlie Beach QLD Phone: (07) 4946 6312 Free:1800 247 251 airliebeach@yha.com.au www.yha.com.au MAGNUMS/Whitsunday Village Travel 366 Shute Harbour Rd, Airlie Beach, QLD Ph: (07) 4964 1199 or 07 4964 1188 Free: 1800 624 634 travel@magnums.com.au www.magnums.com.au

cape tribulation

PK’s Jungle Village Cape Tribulation Road (PMB 7) Cape Tribulation QLD 4873 Tel: 07 4098 0040 info@pksjunglevillage.com www.pksjunglevillage.com Ferntree Rainforest Lodge Camelot Close, Cape Tribulation, QLD Australia Freecall:1800 987 077 International Telephone: +61 7 4098 0033 Availability and Rates: www.thebookingbutton.com.au reservationsferntree@oceanhotels.com.au www.oceanhotels.com.au

rainbow beach

Pippies Beach House Cnr of Spectrum Street & Cypress Avenue, Rainbow Beach FREEPHONE: 1800425356 info@pippiesbeachhouse.com.au www.pippiesbeachhouse.com.au 30mins FREE Internet on presentation of this ad PLUS FREE Breakfast & Eco Whale-Watching for all!

Western Australia scarborough

western beach lodge 6 Westborough Street Scarborough, Western Australia, 6019 Ph. (08) 9245 1624 westernbeach@iprimus.com.au www.westernbeach.com

COTTESLOE

ocean beach backpackers Cnr Marine Parade & Eric St Cottesloe Beach Ph: 08 9384 5111 stay@oceanbeachbackpackers.com www.oceanbeachbackpackers.com

Perth

Rainbow Lodge 150 Claisebrook Rd Perth, WA (Have just moved around the corner) Ph: (08) 9227-1818 or 0417 927 529 Ron@rainbowlodge.com.au www.rainbowlodge.com.au One World Backpackers 162 Aberdeen St Northbridge, PERTH WA Ph: (08) 9228 8206 www.oneworldbackpackers.com.au Mountway Holiday Apartments 36 Mount St,West Perth WA 6005 Ph: (08) 9321 8307 info@mountwayapartments.com.au www.mountwayapartments.com.au

Britannia on William 253 William Street, Northbridge 6003 Perth WA Ph: 08 9227 6000 Fax: 08 9227 6611 www.perthbritannia.com YMCA Accommodation Jewell House 180 Goderich St. Perth, WA 6000 tel: (08) 9325 8488 fax: (08) 9221 4694 email: jewellhouse@ymca.org.au www.ymcajewellhouse.com.au Underground Backpackers 268 Newcastle Street Northbridge WA 6003 Ph: (08) 9228 3755 www.undergroundbackpackers.com.au EXCLUSIVE BACKPACKERS 158 Adelaide Tce, Perth 6000 Ph: (08) 9221 9991 exclusivebackpackers@hotmail.com www.exclusivebackpackers.com Beatty Lodge 235 Vincent Street West Perth WA 6005 Ph: (08) 9227 1521 www.beattylodge.com.au info@beattylodge.com.au Billabong Resort 381 Beaufort Street, Perth Ph: 08 9328 7720 bookings@billabongresort.com.au www.billabongresort.com.au Globe Backpackers 561 Wellington Street, cnr. Queen St, Perth, WA Ph: 08 9321 4080 globebak@iinet.net.au www.globebackpackers.com.au The Old Swan Barracks 2 - 8 Francis Street Perth (Northbridge)6000 Ph: 08 9428 0000 www.theoldswanbarracks.com

monkey mia

Monkey Mia Dolphin Resort Monkey Mia Road, Shark Bay 3537 Ph: +61 8 9948 1320 monkeymia@aspenresorts.com.au www.monkeymia.com.au

Kununurra

Kununurra Backpackers Adventure Centre 24 Nutwood Crescent, Kununurra WA 6743 Ph: (08) 9169 1998 or 1800 641 998 www.kununurrabackpackers.com.au info@kununurrabackpackers.com.au

broome

Beaches of Broome 4 Sanctuary Road, Cable Beach, Broome, WA, 6725 Ph : 1300 881 031 bookings@beachesofbroome.com.au www.beachesofbroome.com.au

Victoria Mildura

redcliffs hotel 25 Jacaranda St, Red Cliffs VIC 3496 (03) 5024 1704

Halls Gap

Brambuk Backpackers Hostel 330 Grampians Road, Halls Gap, VictoriaPh: 03 5356 4250 bramback@netconnect.com.au www.brambuk.com.au/backpackers.htm Brambuk Backpackers offers travellers an affordable and comfortable range of accommodation, ideally situated within the stunning Grampians National Park.

Melbourne

Easystay Motel and Studio Apartments Great accommodation at fantastic rates Rooms available for up to 4 people Book online and save $$$ www.easystay.com.au Or call 1300 30 17 30 Melbourne Central YHA 562 Flinders Street, Melbourne 3000 Ph: (+613) 9621 2523 melbcentral@yhavic.org.au www.yha.com.au Centrally located, close to public transport and major attractions. Free city circle tram on doorstep,24 hour reception, wifi and Skype available. Rooftop deck. Melbourne Metro YHA 78 Howard Street, North Melbourne 3051 Phone: (03) 9329 8599 melbmetro@yhavic.org.au www.yha.com.au Winner of the Victorian Tourism Award for Best Backpacker Accommodation three years running! 24 hour reception. Exford Hotel 199 Russell Street , Melbourne Vic 3000 Ph: 03 9663 2697 res@exfordhotel.com.au www.exfordhotel.com.au Nomads Melbourne 196-198 A’Beckett Street, Melbourne, VIC 3000 Freecall: 1800 44 77 62 Ph: 03 9328 4383 bookings@nomadsmelbourne.com nomadshostels.com Funkiest backpackers in Melbourne! Back of Chapel 50 Green St, Windsor Prahran, Vic 3181 Ph: 03 9521 5338 www.backofchapel.com Nomads All Nations 2 Spencer Street, Melbourne, VIC 3000 Freecall: 1800 739 989 Phone: 03 9620 1022 info@allnations.com nomadshostels.com $5 off first night (min 3 night stay) if you mention this ad Flinders Station Hotel Backpackers 35 Elizabeth Street, Melbourne Vic 3000 Ph: 03 9620 5100 res@flindersbp.com.au www.flindersbp.com.au The Spencer Backpackers 475 Spencer Street, Melbourne Ph: (03) 9329 7755 1800 638 108 hotelspencer@hotkey.net.au www.spencerbackpackers.com.au Bring this ad for 40 min FREE internet (new guests only). Melbourne International Backpackers 450 Elizabeth Street, Melbourne Vic 3000 Ph: 03 9662 4066 res@mibp.com.au www.mibp.com.au The Greenhouse Backpackers 228 Flinders Lane, Melbourne VIC 3000 Ph: 1800 249 207 greenhouse@friendlygroup.com.au www.greenhousebackpacker.com.au Hotel Discovery 167 Franklin Street, Melbourne VIC 300 Ph: 03 9329 7525. Freecall 1800 645 200 reservations@hoteldiscovery.com.au www.hoteldiscovery.com.au Independent & Budget Traveler Accommodation Provider Victoria Hall Accommodation 380 Russell Street, Melbourne 3000 Ph: 03 9662 3888 www.victoriahall.com.au

St. Kilda

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Jackson Apartments 80 Ikerman St ,St Kilda Beach Ph:0433 118 334 or 0412 525 510 www.jacksonapartments.com.au Jackson.apartments@bigpond.com OSLO HOTEL 38 Grey St, St Kilda Melbourne Ph: 1800 501752 Free call or (03) 95254498 or mob: 0407115610 (any time) info@oslohotel.com.au www.oslohotel.com.au From $132 per week, 4 bed dorms Habitat HQ Freephone 1800 202 500 info@habitathq.com.au www.habitathq.com.au Award winning 4.5 star hostel with a homely & relaxed atmosphere Specials from $20! FREE pick up from Tullamarine (min 3 nt stay) * Conditions apply

Apollo Bay

Annie’s Place 4 Traeger Avenue, Alice Springs , NT, 0871 Ph: 1800 359 089 www.anniesplace.com.au

South Australia Adelaide

Apollo Bay Backpackers Lodge 23 Pascoe Street, Apollo Bay Ph: 1800 157 280 +61 352 377850 Mob: 0413 504 402 ww.apollobaybackpackerslodge.com.au Eco Beach YHA Eco-Hostel 5 Pascoe Street, Apollo Bay 3233 Ph: (+613) 5237 7899 apollobay@yhavic.org.au www.yha.com.au Clean, quiet and relaxing Eco-Hostel. Cosy fire in winter. DVD’s available to borrow from reception.

Adelaide Travellers Inn Backpackers 220 Hutt St Adelaide 5000 Free call 1800633747 Ph: +61 08 82240753 bookings@adelaidebackpackers.com.au www.adelaidebackpackers.com.au Majestic Minima Hotel 146 Melbourne Street, North Adelaide SA 5006 Ph:(08) 8334 7766 minima@majestichotels.com.au www.majestichotels.com.au OUR HOUSE BACKPACKERS 33 Gilbert Place, Adelaide, SA, 5000 Ph: 08 8410 4788 info@ourhousebackpackers.com www.ourhousebackpackers.com Adelaide Shakespeare International 123 Waymouth Street, Adelaide SA, 5000 Ph: +61 (0)8 8231-7655 (Oz Freecall) 1800-556-889 bookings@shakeys.com.au This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it www.shakeys. com.au

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RECRUITMENT NEWS

Reality Check... So you want to stay in Australia huh? Good on yer. As Christmas approaches it is not a particularly difficult decision. While the land down under sneaks into summer, the UK is sloping into the cold, wilderness of winter which makes those Skype sessions feel all the more smug. Then there is a list of all-year round benefits; from the easy-going lifestyle to the comparatively fruitful economy. Sounds marvellous doesn’t it - hence why so many decide they would rather remain than return home. However, despite the vast open spaces, not everyone can be accommodated in Australia. Like any economy, there are only so many jobs to go around and only so many skilled people to do them. It is a classic case of supply and demand that means you have to prove your worth to the locals. Put bluntly, the Department of Immigration and Citizenship can effectively choose who they want to remain. For you to stay means knuckling down and perhaps putting yourself in positions you would not necessarily choose to be. If you have already spent over a year here you may know the sacrifices to secure a second year Working Holiday visa; namely the 88 days regional work. Whether paid or unpaid the commitment will put you in good stead for trying to secure that residency. As Cheryl Cole tries to sing, “if it’s worth having, it’s worth fighting for” and residency in Australia is certainly worth fighting for. For starters, to gain residency you are going to need a job. This sounds simple enough yet with the picky Department of Immigration and Citizenship at work the decision to remain could rest on considering roles that you would not necessarily apply for. Alas, however impressive you may think you are at your chosen profession, if the demand is already satisfied then other avenues will have to be sought. Consider it as a long-term adventure and be prepared to allow yourself a couple of years to get there. Now here comes the useful information so pay attention. There are jobs that will be looked upon favourably, jobs that are already brimming with British talent. Jobs that come with a Temporary Business (Long Stay) - Standard Business Sponsorship (Subclass 457) visa. With this visa you can work in Australia for up to four years and apply for permanent residency after only two. One such position is Recruitment Consultant which seems kinda ironic, but they you go. Another position that achieves brownie points is that of Sales Representative. Perhaps us Poms have the gift of the gab or that certain je ne sais quoi to guarantee goods exchanged for hard earned cash. Similarly, if you can claim the title of Marketing Specialist then you are in luck as that is on the list too.

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Of course, the job itself is of prime importance; yet consider the location, location, location! Like moths to a flame, few can be blamed for heading to the bright lights of Sydney and Melbourne. Yet the Department of Immigration and Citizenship (yes, them again) would much prefer you fill a few other, less popular spaces. For anyone that has seen Wolf Creek, do not fear, it will not be that empty. If you do decide to apply for a Skilled - Regional Sponsored (Provisional) visa the single thing you need to consider is if the area you could work in is classed as a specified regional area. Thankfully that definition can be snapped into two parts. Firstly, if you are nominated to perform a job by a participating state or territory government, you must agree to live in Regional Australia or a low population growth metropolitan area. This basically excludes all major cities and surrounding areas so you can forget Melbourne and Perth. For the state of Queensland both Brisbane and the Gold Coast are excluded while Sydney, Newcastle, the Central Coast and Woollongong are all excluded in New South Wales. However, if you are lucky enough to have a family member who is an Australian citizen then things become a little easier. They can sponsor you too, so long as they reside in a Designated area of Australia at the time of the sponsorship. Contrary to the specified regional areas, only certain areas in Queensland and New South Wales are excluded including, predictably, the good spots such as Brisbane, Sydney, Newcastle and Woollongong. Heading to destinations unknown can seem daunting yet to the locals your arrival could prove to be a godsend. In several cases, the friendliness of the local community and the blissful solitude can make life a whole lot easier. For the town that needs an electrician or the office that could do with a sales genius, if you are filling a void that could be key to gaining residency. If that job is featured on the Skilled Occupation List then you could get yourself the Skilled – Regional Sponsored (Provisional) Visa (Subclass 475) which is a three year provisional points based visa for skilled workers. For instance, points are awarded on such criteria as age (being between 18 and 40 gains the most), English language ability and skills.

Failing that then there is another option. In a similar vein there is the Skilled – Regional Sponsored (Provisional) Visa (Subclass 487), which is another three year provisional visa for overseas students, those on a Working Holiday visa (subclass 417), a Skilled – Graduate visa (subclass 485) or a Skilled – Recognised Graduate visa (subclass 476), a Trade Skills Training visa (subclass 471) or an Occupational Trainee visa (subclass 442). Then there is the points-based Skilled - Nominated or Sponsored (Provisional) (subclass 489) visa which is for skilled workers who are nominated by a state or territory or sponsored by an eligible relative living in a designated area in Australia. Unlike the two previous visas, this one is valid for four years but applications are by invite only. That includes having a job on the Skilled Occupation List and a suitable skills assessment. To apply you need to submit an Expression of Interest outlining your skills and experience through SkillSelect which can even be done overseas. Once you have secured one of those provisional visas and behaved for the duration then you are ready to apply to reside here my friend. To give it its full title, the Skilled - Regional (Residence) visa (subclass 887) is your ticket to permanent residency. To qualify you need to have resided in a Specified Regional Area for two years and worked for one year in these same areas, which includes being self-employed. But of course you knew that already. If you have been sponsored on a subclass 457 visa there is the Employer Nomination Scheme (subclass 186) to consider, specifically The Temporary Residence Transition stream. Should your employer be suitably impressed by your graft over the past two years then they may be ready to offer you a permanent position. Huzzah. Gaining permanent residency in Australia is not just complicated but a commitment. You may not get to do your dream job and you may have to live in a regional area of Australia away from all the trappings you have grown to adore. Having said that, after the hard work you can claim to live in a country that may well be the best in the world. Good on yer. By Omar Solimon

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Pub Quiz Knowledge If you’re into pub quizzes then you’ll be pleased with this list of useless facts that you think you don’t need to know, as you’ll never know when that pointless bit of information you’ve retained will come in handy... The first pop music video was “Bohemian Rhapsody” by Queen, released in 1975. Google makes about $700 a second. Laughter serves a social purpose -- We do not laugh much when alone, but we laugh 30 times more when we are with others.

to 1930s. Some sexologists can determine a woman’s orgasm history just by the way she walks. During the earliest wedding ceremonies, the bride and groom would make love for the first time in front of the entire village.

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A one-minute French kiss burns 26 calories.

Left-handed people are more susceptible to negative emotions (like anger) and are more affected by fear.

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The typical computer keyboard has 60 times more germs than the typical toilet seat. Music has the ability to repair brain damage as well as return lost memories. When caterpillars are placed in a circle, they will continuously follow each other around until they die. Only humans have breasts that do not flatten after lactating. Every other female mammals breasts shrink when they’re not giving milk. In the original version of ‘Little Red Riding Hood,’ the wolf and the girl eat the flesh of her grandmother together.