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HIGHLIGHTS This month we’ve rounded up our top pick of upcoming events around Oz that we’re most excited about. Be sure to make a note of these dates in your diaries, as you’re not going to want to miss them!

Ryan Hemsworth & Kaytranada Chinese Laundry are proud to host another spectacular event as they are joined by Canadian DJs and producers Ryan Hemsworth and Kaytranada this August. Both DJs are hoping to electrify the world with their sound and have already gained plenty of attention with remix treatments for the likes of Grimes, Frank Ocean, TLC and Missy Elliot. Expect to hear influences from across the musical spectrum including Disco, House, Hip-Hop and R&B. With special guests Spenda C, U-Khan, Hannah Gibbs and many more, it will definitely be a night to remember. What: Ryan Hemsworth and Kaytranada When: Saturday 24th August 2013, Doors open 9pm. Where: Chinese Laundry
, 111 Sussex Street, Sydney , NSW More info: chineselaundryclub.com.au

The Container Festival

Ever experienced a performance in a shipping container? Well, now you can! This exciting and bold new enterprise is being launched by Monash Uni Student Theatre, where shipping containers will act as venues for music, theatre, dance, puppetry, poetry and much more. The Festival will provide a showcase for cutting-edge work of all genres. With a vibrant bar and exhibitions, tickets are not to be missed. What: The Container Festival When: 2nd – 20th August 2013 Where: Monash University Clayton Campus, Melbourne, VIC More info: monashstudentassociation.com

Hot Chocolate Festival

There couldn’t be a better place to smell, see and taste hot chocolate goodies than the Hot Chocolate Festival in Yarra Valley. The Chocolaterie’s fresh ingredients will be used to make over 31 different flavours to taste over 31 days. With flavours ranging from chilli to spearmint, each hot chocolate will be served with your selection of treats. What: The Hot Chocolate Festival When: 1st August- 31st August, All Day Where: 35 Old Healesville Road (corner Melba Highway) Yarra Glen, VIC More info: vvci.com.au

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Royal Queensland Art Society The Gluten Free Expo The Gluten Free Expo is the only exhibition of its Annual Exhibition kind to be held in New South Wales, and is perfect Queensland’s longest-standing art society is presenting this free exhibition to showcase the most innovative of paintings, sculptures and ceramics. All of the competing pieces for the $5,000 prize money will be up for sale during the exhibition, and will no doubt make great one-off pieces. Throughout the month there will be special events that will be entertaining for experts of the art world and amateurs alike. What: 123rd Royal Queensland Art Society Annual Exhibition When: 6th August – 31st August 2013 Where: Unit 3, 162 Petrie Tce, Brisbane, QLD More info: rqas.com.au

The Seed Project

Experience the authenticity and enjoyment of local independent bands every Friday from August to October, before they hit the mainstream! Hear everything from Hip-Hop to Alt Rock in the mini festival atmosphere with wood fires, hot food and drink, and friendly faces. What: The Seed Project When: 9th August -11th October 2013 Where: Melbourne Street Green, Queensland Performing Art Centre, Corner Grey and Melbourne street, QLD More info: qpac.com.au/the_seed_project

for people with coeliac disease or an interest in living a gluten free life. Samples, products and recipes will all be available. As the most prestigious gluten free exhibition with confectionary, marinades, pizza and other tasty treats, this year is guaranteed to be more popular than ever. What: The Gluten Free Expo When: 30th - 31st August 2013 Where: Exhibition Hall 4, Sydney Showground, Sydney Olympic Park, NSW More info: glutenfreeexpo.com.au

Rockabilly Riot 2013

Calling all lovers of anything vintage - this expo of retro cars, fashion, music, photography and décor will take you right back to the ‘40s, ‘50s and ‘60s. Held in Brisbane, this three-day mini-festival will host a number of activities for visitors to get involved in and will provide plenty of entertainment with Jazz, Blues and Rock concerts. There will also be a fabulous Vintage Street Market and a number of competitions, including the National Pinup Competition! What: Rockabilly Riot 2013 When: Friday 9th August- Sunday 11th August 2013 Where: Cnr Merivale and Glenelg Streets, South Bank, Brisbane, QLD More info: rockabillyrio


Andrew Strong & The Commitments

Mudgee Wine and Food Festival Jurassic Lounge

What: Andrew Strong & The Commitments 2013 Australian Tour When: Thursday 22nd August - Metropolis, Fremantle WA Friday 23rd August - Discovery, Darwin Saturday 24th August - CEX, Coffs Harbour NSW Wednesday 28th August - Entrance Leagues Club, Bateau Bay NSW Thursday 29th August - Newcastle Panthers, Newcastle Friday 30th August – The Star, Sydney Saturday 31st August - Waves, Wollongong NSW Thursday 5th September - The Corner Hotel, Melbourne Saturday 7th September - Eatons Hill Hotel, Brisbane More info: www.andrewstrong.com

What: Mudgee Wine and Food Festival When: 13th - 28th September 2013 Where: Mudgee, New South Wales

Andrew Strong and The Commitments are coming to Australia this August. The 8-piece band will play hits like ‘Mustang Sally’, ‘Try A Little Tenderness’ and ‘In The Midnight Hour’ during a national tour. Soul fans can enjoy performances from Fremantle, to Darwin, Coffs Harbour, Newcastle, Melbourne and Sydney.

Wine lovers will be whetting their appetite to try award-winning wines and food at the famous Mudgee Festival, continuing for even longer than previous years. Visitors will be provided with expert advice and world-class wines and food. You can enjoy an exhibition of the best regional produce, as well as other events taking place in restaurants, cafés, and galleries. In its 23rd year, this festival is set to top all previous Mudgee Festivals.

More info: mudgeewine.com.au

Listen Out Party

This antidote to over-crowded and chaotic festivals is the party of the year. Listen Out redefines the word ‘party’ by presenting an amazing line-up of Dance music across Australia. Expect to hear the sounds of Disclosure, Azealia Banks, TNGHT, Duke Dumont, AlunaGeorge and many more with their philosophy of the best, not the biggest. What: Listen Out Party When: Sydney - 28th September 2013 Perth- 29th September 2013 Melbourne- 5th October 2013 Brisbane – 6th October 2013 Check Fuzzy for full venue info. More info: fuzzy.com.au

Jurassic Lounge is back for its final season, aptly entitled, Extinction. The season will consist of a series of ten outrageous end-of-the-world parties unfolding against a backdrop of dinosaurs, wild animals and precious gemstones. Each night, running between September and August, will feature a line-up of artists including comedians, bands, pole dancers, DJs and burlesque performers alongside craft markets, dance lessons and science experiments. Kicking off the series on 3rd September, will be the Time Machine party, which will take visitors back to a different decade: a chance to learn 1980s Hip Hop moves from HipHop Legacy or get sweaty at a pop-up aerobics class by Physique Aerobics, have a drink in the 1920s Speakeasy, win prizes at Time Travel Trivia hosted by Project 52 (comedians Michael Hing and Tom Walker) and get down to the Twist N Shout DJs, performing party anthems from the 1950s and 1960s. The parites will take place between 6-10pm, so go and have some prehistoric fun! What: Jurassic Lounge When: 3rd September - 5th November 2013 Ticket information: $16 at the door or online (online tickets include express line entry). Group discount ($13) is available for groups of 10+. Includes complimentary access to Wildlife Photographer of the Year Where: Australian Museum, 6 College Street, Sydney More info: www.jurassiclounge.com

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AUSTRALIA’S BEST SPORTS BARS Welcome to BBM’s guide to Australia’s best sports bars, from Sydney to Melbourne, Brisbane and Perth. At these Sports Bars you’ll find the very best in local live sports coverage to late night internationals. No matter what your passion is, be it proper football, AFL (yes - egg chasing around a cricket ground), rugby or cricket these guys have got it covered. With an exciting season on the horizon kicking off with the English Premier League, Rugby Championship 2013, Bledisloe Cup , Scottish Premier League and The Ashes, you’ll certainly be needing a point in the right direction for all your sporting needs. Here’s our comprehensive guide on where you can catch all the action live!

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Harlequin Inn As Sydney’s premier rugby pub, there’s simply no better place to watch the sport than at Harlequin Inn. Home to the All Blacks Supporters Club Sydney, you’re guaranteed a great atmosphere when any rugby game is on. The Harlequin supports all international rugby teams and has some great rugby history adorning their walls. There are four giant projector screens, 13 large screen TVs around the venue – including in the outside smoking area – plus the food’s not bad either: they’ve got $11 curries available for lunch and dinner every night and, on rugby game nights, the $4 Snag BBQ is always pumping. What’s on: Rugby Championship 2013 Bledisloe Cup The Ashes (all Ashes games will be shown until midnight on the large projector screens, though it may be hard to find a screen on rugby nights!) Contact: 152 Harris St (Cnr Harris & Union Sts), Pyrmont NSW www.harlequininn.com.au


The Premiership is Back! Well folks, it’s that time of the year again. Wayne Rooney is spouting his usual crap, new managers and players are pushing out all the youth from first teams, and Suarez is approaching biting season. Yes, yes, the Premier League season starts in August; with more live coverage than ever before! This summer has been all about the strikers; as Luis Suarez and Wayne Rooney are linked with big money moves down south to Arsenal and Chelsea. Manchester City bolstered their squad with Stevan Jovetic from Fiorentina and Alberto Negredo from Sevilla. But it’s almost as if all the big teams are brand new, as both Manchester clubs have new managers, and Jose Mourinho is back at Chelsea and is looking to claim some scalps. But with Manuel Pellegrini at Manchester City, and former Everton manager David Moyes taking over the huge gap left by Sir Alex Ferguson, don’t count on any referees being paid off this season, as we think Moyes has a way to go. It’s set to be an exciting opening weekend for the big clubs, as Arsenal entertain Aston Villa, Manchester United travel to Swansea, and Mourinho’s blues return as hosts to newly promoted Hull City. Steve Bruce’s side had a blinding end of season run and ol’ pork pie Brucey will be looking for Hull to be as big as Manchester United (joke!).

The Paragon Hotel A stylish two-level hotel in Circular Quay, the Paragon Hotel has a traditional public bar on the ground floor, opening out onto a courtyard beer garden and park. The Top Bar, a superb live music venue, shows some of Sydney’s best bands from Thursday to Sunday, followed by a DJ set to see you through the rest of the night. With Guinness, Bulmers and Jameson starting from just $5, you’re sure to have a great time down at Paragon. Generous servings of modern Australian-style bar food are available all day, from share platters to burgers, steaks and hearty meals. What’s on: FA Cup UEFA Champions League Rugby Championship 2013 Contact: Cnr Loftus & Alfred St, Circular Quay, Sydney, NSW www.hotelparagon.com.au

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AUSTRALIA’S BEST SPORTS BARS Palace Hotel

Pig ‘N’ Whistle

The Stadium Bar & Grill

The Palace Hotel Sydney is by far one of Sydney’s best city pubs with a great selection of draft beers on tap, cocktail promotions, a fantastic wine list and home to award-winning chef Daniel Collins. The Palace Hotel is ideal for enjoying a drink with friends to celebrate any occasion. Plus, to top it all off, you can watch late night live sports on one of 11 TVs or their giant screen (sound for premium games shown at management’s discretion, check with the venue to see if your team’s playing live to avoid disappointment).

While there are three Pig ‘N’ Whistles in Brissie, the Riverside is one of the most popular pubs in the city and is the premier venue for live sport. Whether you fancy catching a late night EPL game or Local A-League, Pig ‘N’ Whistle Riverside has rights to them all. They won’t let you go hungry either, serving food of outstanding quality, including Black Angus beef from their own herd of cows, and old classics such as sausages & mash and steak & Guinness pie. Pig ‘N’ Whistle Riverside is THE place to eat, drink and enjoy matches live and in HD.

What’s on: English Premier League Scottish Premier League Rugby Championship 2013 Bledisloe Cup NRL, AFL The Ashes

What’s on: NRL, AFL, English Premier League A-League UEFA Champions League The Ashes GAA

The Stadium Bar and Grill is located on one of Queensland’s most iconic streets, Caxton Street. The rustic brick walls, polished wooden floors, open fireplaces and modern, quirky furniture make it a must-visit venue. The Stadium Bar and Grill is fast becoming a popular entertainment, food and function venue in Brisbane. The Beer Garden provides a great alfresco area and the rooftop can be opened to take in the great Brisbane weather, or closed in the case of inclement or chillier conditions. Whether it’s for a cold, relaxing ale or a jumpstart to a big game at Suncorp Stadium – which is just a short stroll away – The Stadium Bar and Grill has got you covered.

730-742 George St, Haymarket, Sydney, NSW www.palacehotelsydney.com.au

Riverside Centre, 123 Eagle St, Brisbane, QLD www.pignwhistle.com.au

International Fixtures English Premier League

Aug 17 - Liverpool v Stoke - 9.38 pm - Fox 1 Aug 17 - Arsenal v Aston Villa - 11.53 pm - Fox 1 Aug 17 - West Ham v Cardiff - 11.53 pm - Viewers Choice Aug 18 - Swansea v Manchester United - 2.23 am - Fox 1 Aug 19 - Chelsea v Hull - 12.53 am - Fox 1 Aug 20 - Manchester City v Newcastle - 4.53 am - Fox 3 Aug 24 - Fulham v Arsenal - 9.38 pm - Fox 1 Aug 24 - Everton v West Brom - 11.53 pm - Viewers Choice Aug 25 - Aston Villa v Liverpool - 2.23 am - Fox 1 Aug 26 - Cardiff v Manchester City - 12.53 am - Fox 1 Aug 26 - Tottenham v Swansea - 10.30 am - DELAY Aug 27 - Manchester United v Chelsea - 4.53 am - Fox 2 Aug 31 - Manchester City v Hull - 9.38 pm - Fox 1 Aug 31 - West Brom v Swansea - 11.53 pm - Viewers Choice Sep 1 - Liverpool v Manchester United - 10.23 pm - Fox 1 Sep 2 - Arsenal v Tottenham - 12.53 am - Fox 1

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What’s on: NRL, AFL, The Ashes Rugby Championship 2013 25 Caxton St, Brisbane, QLD www.stadiumbar.com.au

Scottish Premier League

Aug 3 - Patrick v Dundee United - 7.00am - Setanta Sports Aug 4 - Celtic v Ross County - 6.00am - Setanta Sports Aug 10 - Rangers v Brechin - 9.40pm - Setanta Sports Aug 11 - Hearts v Hibernian - 9.00pm - Setanta Sports Aug 17 - Aberdeen v Celtic - 9.25pm - Setanta Sports Aug 24 - Airdrie v Rangers - 4.40am - Setanta Sports

Rugby Championship 2013

Aug 17 - Australia v New Zealand - 8.05pm - ESPN Aug 17 - South Africa v Argentina - 3.00pm - ESPN Aug 24 - New Zealand v Australia - 7.35pm - ESPN Aug 24 - Argentina v South Africa - 4.10pm ESPN

UFC 163

Aug 4 - Aldo v Korean Zombie - 5.00pm - Fox S/Main Event Aug 18 - Shogun v Sonnen - 10.00am - Fox Sports/Fuel TV Aug 29 - Condit v Kampmann - 10.00am - Fox S/Fuel TV

The Ashes

Aug 1 - England v Australia 3rd T D1 - 8.00pm - Fox Sports 2 Aug 2 - England v Australia 3rd T D2 - 8.00pm - Fox Sports 2 Aug 3 - England v Australia 3rd T D3 - 8.00pm - Fox Sports 2


Feeling a bit homesick and desperate for a drink? Get yourself over to The Sherlock Holmes Inn pronto! Down in a dark basement on Collins Street hides this hangout for all things English and for all those in need of a decent pint. This tavern takes you back to the days of Olde England, giving it a quaint charm and creating a humble feel. You are spoilt for choice in terms of beer, ale and cider on tap, whether you’re looking for Irish (Kilkenny Irish Ale), British (Hobgoblin) or local Australian (Hargreaves Hill). Meal deals are often on throughout the week, but be sure to take advantage of their Scotch steak and chips for only $20.

Fluid Oz Bar - Melbourne International Backpackers Melbourne International Backpackers (MIB) is located in the heart of Melbourne’s City Centre, providing quality accommodation and entertainment at value prices. With pool tables and game machines, free comedy and karaoke, and Happy Hours running twice a day, Monday through Friday, why would you wanna be anywhere else? And, in case you were wondering about the sport, there’s not much MIB aren’t showing. Oh, and did we mention they have a 3-metre projector screen?

What’s on: The Ashes Australian Football League English Premier League

What’s on: AFL,NRL, Champions League The Ashes GAA English Premier League Scottish Premier League

Basement, 415 Collins St, Melbourne, VIC www.thesherlockholmes.com.au

450 Elizabeth St, Melbourne, VIC www.mibp.com.au

Rosie O’Grady’s Located in Northbridge, the heart of Perth’s entertainment district, Rosie O’Grady’s is a very popular pub with locals, backpackers and the thousands of tourists that pass through each year. Wellknown for its lively atmosphere, friendly staff, and cracking Sunday carvery, Rosie’s is Perth’s number one Irish venue to catch all your sport. Once the whistle’s blown, stick around for hilarious comedy gigs featuring the likes of Reginald D Hunter and Gordon Southern, and the rather unique experience of Bogan Bingo, incorporating comedy, music and bingo. So drop in for a pint and a bite, and enjoy the craic. What’s on: GAA Pre-season friendlies, Scottish Premier League Cnr James & Milligan Sts, Northbridge, Perth, WA www.northbridge.rosieogradys.com.au

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All games listed are subject to change without notice. Please check with each venue prior to arrival to see if your team is playing, live and with sounds to avoid disapointment

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SYDNEY

Words by Lucie Potter Image courtesy of Killa Burger Grill

Sydney’s Craziest Burgers

Do you want to know where the ‘real’ burgers are in Sydney? Well, here at BBM we’ve tried and tested some of the craziest burgers around, some of the weird and some of the wonderful. So, whether you’re looking for the perfect hangover cure, wanting to indulge, or you’re just a foodie looking for some exceptional burgers, you’ve come to the right place. With the city’s boutique burger bars competing for the most eye-catching, mouth-watering, heart attack-inducing burgers, we’ve narrowed down our favourites. MOO Gourmet Burger

The MOO Gourmet Burger restaurant has 20 burgers on offer in three locations in Sydney. Most of them are pretty big, but the Deluxe Moss Double Decker is in a whole other ball park. This burger includes two 100% Northern Tablelands Wagyu beef patties, cheddar cheese, thick cut mozzarella, free range bacon, free range egg, grilled onions, pineapple, beetroot, tomato, mixed leaf lettuce and homemade mayonnaise & tomato relish. After fuelling up on giant burgers, take a stroll along Bondi Beach to show off your new food baby. 70A Campbell Parade, Bondi Beach www.moogourmetburgers.com.au

Killa Burger Grill

Killa Burger Grill has some seriously large burgers on offer, but nothing

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compares to the Killa Kage. The owners at Killa Burger have set a challenge: the Killa Kage is a 30cm burger and if you can chow this down in 60 minutes you get your name on the Wall of Fame. But this isn’t for the fainthearted, the Killa Kage challenge not only includes a crazy-sized burger, you also have to consume the wicked fries, a serving of fried ice-cream and a large ‘Killa’ soft drink, all for $29. Do this, and you can leave with a secret prize, your name on the wall and your head held high. 70 Horsley Drive, Carramar www.killaburgergrill.com

The Burger Joint

The Burger Joint offers some mouth-watering burgers that will leave you forcefeeding your way through to the finish line. The two best burgers here are the Mexican Burger, which consists of chargrilled teriyaki marinated chicken breast fillet, with wasabi mayo, pineapple and pickled ginger. Or for something on the sweeter side, try the Hawaiian Burger, with a grilled chicken breast fillet, crispy bacon, pineapple, melted cheese, mayonnaise and for an extra $1, add a Chicken Schnitzel. If you’re worried that you’re going to burn valuable calorie consumption on the way home, fear not, The Burger Joint deliver locally. 393 Liverpool Street, Darlinghurst www.theburgerjoint.com.au

Mary’s

In the old STI clinic in Sydney lies Mary’s, a small bar with a crazy menu. Rumour has it, she serves up the best burger in town. Thunderbird is so special that it’s served just once a day; the sought-after burger features three whole deep-fried chickens, stuffed with cheeseburgers, and served with mash and gravy. It sounds like a heart-attack waiting to happen, but if you’re looking for a crazy burger, this one fits the bill. 6 Mary Street, Newtown


SYDNEY PROMOS Cargo Bar 52-60 The Promenade King Street Wharf $10 steaks with fries, salad & choice of sauce from 11.30am

Tommy’s Beer Café 123 Glebe Point Road Glebe One metre sausage $15.99 OR Happy Hour 4pm-5pm $5 premium Czech beer on tap

Four Ate Five 485 Crown Street Surry Hills Charming cafe with excellent food and service!

Tuesday The Porterhouse 233 Riley Street Surry Hills $10 Beef & Guinness Pie

Darlo Bar 306 Liverpool Street Pool Competition win a case of beer 8 pm OR Tight Ass Tuesdays $5 drinks all night

The Forresters 336 Riley Street Surry Hills $12 World of Schnitzels (5 flavours, 6-10pm) OR $10 Jugs 12pm6pm OR Trivia from 7pm

Wednesday

Hinky Dinks 185 Darlinghurst Road Darlinghurst Wild Wing Wednesdays -Tiki chicken wings $1 each Vasco 421 Cleveland Street Surry Hills Sydney’s first Italian rock bar! Vasco hour 5pm-7pm everyday $6 beer and mixed drinks, $14 cocktails

Kings Cross Hotel 244-248 Williams Street Kings Cross $12 4 Soft Tacos: Chicken or Pork (12-3pm/5.3010pm) OR Happy Hour 5pm-7pm Ground & 1st floor

Thursday

Tea Gardens Hotel 2-4 Bronte Road Bondi Junction R&B Thursdays with Def Rok, Losty and Mr Jayson from 8pm

Palace Hotel Cnr George & Hay Street Fortune Cookie Thursdays - a chance to win a $20 hotel voucher or crazy fortune between 5pm and 8pm Coogee Bay Hotel 253 Coogee Bay Road Coogee Chicken schnitzel with chips and salad $15 10am-10pm

Friday

Palings Level 1 ivy 330 George Street $5 Happy Hour 5pm - 7pm OR Roast with Th’most Choice of 2 courses with a glass of wine or beer for $35

The Spice Cellar Basement Level 58 Elizabeth Street DJ Degustation - A mix of music, chef’s tapas and matching beverages for $55. The Office Hotel Cnr Kent and Erskine Streets Sydney $10 Pizzas

Saturday Bungalow 8 3 Lime Street Ladies Luau With a glass of bubbly waiting for your arrival, settle in and relax for a long afternoon of tiki flavoured share plates with your favourite friends by the harbour, 12pm - 3pm.

Bat & Ball 495 Cleveland Street Redfern Super Sport Saturdays $10 burger and chips The Wild Rover 75 Campbell Street Surrey Hills Brand new irish bar with a touch of new york chic

Sunday Ms. G’s 155 Victoria Street Potts Point 8 course Sunday menu, $50, 1pm5pm

P.J. O’Briens 57 King Street $10 Traditional Roasts + Live Irish Music 6-9pm Paragon Hotel Cnr Loftus & Alfred Street Live music in the courtyard

Establishment 252 George Street $15 mains, 12pm - 3pm

The promotions in the calendar are subject to change at any point without notice. Please check with the venue/business that offers are still valid

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BUSH TUCKER BAZAAR Forget your bog standard roast, and start tucking into some real Aussie food. With menus featuring crocodile, kangaroo and crickets, here’s our pick of Sydney restaurants where you can get your hands on some real Australian delicacies... Purple Goanna The only purple patch in Redfern, Purple Goanna is a café that offers a unique twist on bush tucker. They call it ‘modern Australian’ – creating meals using traditional Aboriginal Australian meats, spices and fruits, and then fusing it with Western style cuisine. Open from Monday to Friday, 7am3pm, pay them a visit and prepare to let your taste buds explore!

Words by Esther Anyakwo Images courtesy of Billy Kwong

We like to start our day off right with their Big Bush Breakfast: You get two eggs – as you like – rindless bacon, toast, side of baked beans, fresh avocado, fried onion, fried tomato…oh, and a side of kangaroo. And all of this only costs $16. Lunch is where it gets really interesting down at Purple Goanna. You’ve got your choice of burger – kangaroo, crocodile or barramundi – for $9, served with their ‘special sauce’ (you can also add chips for $3 or go all in with chips and a drink for just $14). Or, for when we’re feeling extra adventurous, it’s the Crocodile Boscaiola – it’s boscaiola sauce infused with bush herbs and spices, and a croc tail fillet served on fettuccine for a mere $12. An old Purple Goanna favourite though has to be the Roo Bolognese – traditional bolognese sauce with kangaroo mince on spaghetti for just $12. Delish! 137 Redfern Street, Cnr Redfern and Renwick Streets, Redfern, Sydney bushfoodsensations.com/purple-goanna

Rockpool on George Rockpool on George is the fine dining jewel in the historic Rocks area of Sydney. With almost 25 years in the business, this elegant establishment is a much celebrated restaurant, one where they pride themselves on the use of Australian and the world’s best produce, an award-winning wine list and Sydney’s most polished service. They’re open for lunch on Fridays, and for dinner Tuesday through Saturday. As we said, Rockpool is a fine dining establishment;

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there’s no ‘dinner’ here, just ‘courses’. For your ‘first course’, we’d recommend the mud crab and stir-fried milk with bacon or the pig’s head served with fried rice, king prawn and pine nuts. For your ‘second course’, we’d go with the partridge with a potato-bone marrow fondant and Madeira sauce, and finally for your main course, it has to be the pigeon with corn, scallops and eggplant. Enjoy 2 courses for $100, 3 courses for $135 or 4 courses for $155. 107 George Street, The Rocks rockpool.com/Sydney

Billy Kwong Opened in 2000, Billy Kwong restaurant sprung from the idea of recreating a traditional Chinese eating house and, while 13 is usually an unlucky number for some, the success of the restaurant has clearly bucked that trend! At Billy Kwong, you can try a big range of native Australian produce, including warrigal greens, bunya nuts, old man saltbush and muntries, all cooked Chinese style. For $21, you could start with the crispy cricket and prawn wontons, or there’s the sung choi bao of wallaby fillet for $29. Main options include the crispy-skin native ‘yolla’ bird with chilli-cricket sauce for $28, the wallaby tail with black bean & chilli for $32, or the Cantonese-style fried rice with roasted meal worms, crushed wood ‘roaches’ and a chilli-cricket sauce for $15. Boy, are our mouths watering as we type! Shop 3, 355 Crown Street, Surry Hills kyliekwong.org/BillyKwongs.aspx



MELBOURNE

MELBOURNE’S Craziest Burgers The burger has evolved in recent years; it’s no longer a half-hearted, loveless form of fast food. Advancing into the gourmet world, a lot of love, care and attention goes into the meticulous preparation of the perfect pattie. Chefs are competing to provide the most experimental, unique and eye-catching burgers out there. So, for all the passionate carnivores out there, we’ve found some great quality burgers in Melbourne for you to take a stab at. Confront your cravings and check out these burger joints that have something for everyone. Time Out Café

Time Out is a café located in the heart of Melbourne’s CBD; not only is it a great spot to have a drink with your friends or grab a coffee and bask in the sun, it also has some killer burgers that are waiting to be demolished. The Aussie Beef Burger is a house made stunner. It consists of a beef burger topped with melted cheese, beetroot, tomato, lettuce, tangy tomato sauce and seeded mustard mayo served in a brioche style bun. Corner Swanston St and Flinders St, Federation Square www.timeoutmelbourne.com.au

Danny’s Burger

After a night out in Melbourne, a lot of party people are looking for some comfort to round off their evening, something to snuggle up to and make them feel whole again. If that’s the case for you, then head straight to Danny’s Burger for a late-night munchies buster like no other. If you’re looking for some raw talent

in the burger world, something that screams quality and can fulfil every desire, Danny can do it. Try ‘The Lot’ for $10, with triple meat, lettuce, diced onion, egg, bacon, tomato, cheese and sauce. Be warned, this is more than a twohanded manoeuvre, you will need to halve this mammoth burger to get a chance at a clean bite. 360 St Georges Road, Fitzroy North www.facebook.com/Dannys-Burgers

Rockwell and Sons

The Double Patty Smash Burger at Rockwell and Sons is not one for the fainthearted, consisting of a brioche seeded bun, melted cheese, gherkins and a special sauce. The imaginative menu doesn’t stop at that, the ‘posh’ burger on offer is the Pan-fried Soft Shell Crab Sandwich, with bacon, a green cabbage slaw and mustard crème fraiche. These guys specialise in quality burgers, so they take them extremely seriously, and you won’t be disappointed. 288 Smith Street, Collingwood www.rockwellandsons.com.au

The Esplanade

On a Thursday night, head to the Espy for their famous Burger Night from 5pm. For $12.50 each, this pub grub is better than your average, with six great burgers to choose from. If you’re after something to warm you up, try the Sambal Burger, with a chicken breast, Sambal cream cheese sauce, tomato and lettuce. The hot chilli paste will blow your head off, so wash it down with a beer at the bar. 11 The Esplanade, St KIlda www.espy.com.au

Turf Bar

The famous watering hole, Turf Bar, has an immense menu on offer as well as having a great social atmosphere. The Bookies Wagyu Burger is a huge 220gm wagyu beef burger, bacon, lettuce, tomato and Swiss cheese on a Turkish bun. This is not a burger for the faint of heart, but luckily there is a colossal drinks menu to help you overcome this feast for a king. 131 Queen Street, Melbourne www.turfbar.com.au

Grill’d

Grill’d maintain that they only sell happy and healthy burgers, using the freshest and finest ingredients. Their menu has everything that will feed any burning burger desire and will leave you dreaming of the choice for weeks after your first visit. Be prepared to develop an unnatural addiction to the burgers here. A favourite on the menu is the Hot Hombre, consisting of grilled chicken breast, chilli black bean salsa, tasty cheese, avocado, tomato, Spanish onion and a crispy tortilla chip. This taste eruption breaks all of the boundaries in the burger world. It has a soft and meaty essence with a sweet, spicy and crunchy finish. 350 Lygon St, Carlton www.grilld.com.au

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The Best Things In Life Are Free You don’t have to break the bank to really enjoy what the city of Melbourne has to offer. There’s always some great events happening that don’t cost a thing and if there’s nothing going on, there’s always some staple hangout spots that will keep you well entertained. Whether you’re waiting for the slow approaching payday or you’re running out of travel money, instead of plodding around with your head down, we’ve found some fun things for you to try in the city that will see you leaving your empty, wageless wallet at home. There’s so much to see in Melbourne and of course, things always look, taste and smell better when they’re free. A great way to soak up the Aussie surroundings without breaking the bank is to immerse yourself in the patriotic spirit of ‘Melbourne Day’. Australian’s are world-renowned for throwing an awesome party, so you’re guaranteed a great day out and a chance to embrace the local culture during these festivities. Celebrate living, working, travelling and being a glorified Melbournian. The week-long event, marking 178 years since the city’s founding, starts on 30th August 2013. A range of businesses and venues are involved in the celebrations, where there will be free and discounted events to celebrate this tremendous occasion. Check out the range of markets, exhibitions and attractions on their website: melbourneday.com.au

Outside-in Cinema

Throughout July, August and September, you can enjoy contemporary documentaries and animated films on the big screen in Experimedia, at the State Library of Victoria. Happening every Wednesday night this winter, this is a great way to get out, meet new people and mingle with the locals. Take a deck chair, a cushion, a drink and some snacks, then relax and enjoy the film without spending any money. The best part about this is you get all the perks of being at an outside cinema without actually being in one. There’s no getting rained on while you’re enjoying the view. At 6.30pm on hump day, join the rest of Melbourne in a new, exciting experience in an open courtyard setting. To get your seat, book online through: slv.vic.gov.au/ event/outside-cinema

Federation Square

Fed Square is the cultural hub of Melbourne, where you are guaranteed to find a buzzing atmosphere at any time of the day. Head to the square and soak up the sunshine, catch a free festival or just watch the street entertainment. You could literally spend hours here without forking out a penny. The architectural design makes this hard to miss; whenever there’s a public event aired on television, you are sure to see the giant screen in Fed Square playing it. It’s also the perfect place to watch fireworks on Australia Day or see in the New Year with friends. Every Friday, enjoy the summer lunchtime busking series, or take a free Salsa class on a Tuesday evening. Whether you want to get involved, or just

relax and watch the action, Fed Square is one of the greatest hangouts in the city. Jump on the free City Circle Tram to get here and see all the tourist hotspots on the way, throughout the day and late at night. Visit fedsquare.com or ptv.vic.gov.au for more information.

Melbourne Markets

There are a few markets in Melbourne where you can get lost in the wonder of arts, crafts and vintage clothing. Even if you arrive at the market with no money, this is a great way to immerse yourself in the culture and mix with the people of Melbourne. Docklands Sunday Market is a vibrant venue overlooking the water, selling everything from bonsai trees and secondhand books, to liquorice and soy candles. Take a leisurely stroll through the market whilst enjoying the view and perusing over the treasures on the stalls. If you’re a creative soul looking for inspiration, check out The Esplanade Market in St Kilda, where you can browse through the artwork, photography, illustration and handmade jewellery. Not only can you discover the work of new and emerging artists, you will also get the chance to meet the creator. Find the perfect market for you at: onlymelbourne.com.au/melbourne-markets.php

Royal Botanic Gardens

These beautiful gardens are a haven to have a stroll, sit in the sun and appreciate the natural beauty of Australia. Located on the south bank of the Yarra River, the gardens are world-renowned and regarded as one of the best across the globe. This is a treasured part of Melbourne life, attracting millions of visitors each year. The gardens are a place to get lost in the splendour of tranquil lakes, an assortment of plants and spectacular views. If you’re looking for some guidance, there are some free cultural tours available through the website. The Winter Discovery Walk is a free event where one of the expert guides takes you through the history, cultural significance and the beauty of the gardens. It doesn’t even cost you to get to the gardens; if you jump on the complimentary Melbourne Visitor Shuttle bus service, you can stop at all the main tourist attractions in the city for free. Visit thatsmelbourne. com.au/Gettingaroundthecity/Visitorassistance/ Pages/TouristShuttle.aspx or rbg.vic.gov.au/ for more information.

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BUSH TUCKER BAZAAR

One can not visit Australia without sampling some proper bush tucker. Of course, you could go all Bear Grylls and scrape a koala off of the highway, but why not explore some of these Melbourne eateries and sample some authentic Australian cuisine. The Portland Hotel

Located on Russell Street in the heart of Melbourne, The Portland Hotel – or The Portland Hotel & James Squire Brewhouse, to give it its official title – is a popular restaurant, serving both contemporary and classic dishes with an Australian twist. The Portland Hotel also operates the only working microbrewery in Melbourne’s CBD, where you can taste their unique craft beers and take a fascinating brewery tour to learn how the brewing process works – so you can really make a day of it! But first things first: let’s eat. From their Small Bites options, you’ve got shark and Morton Bay bug fishcakes with tomato and red onion salsa for $15.50, or the crocodile and prawn spring rolls with lettuce and mint salad for $17. If you really wanna make your tongue shimmy’n’shake, go for the pan-fried emu dumplings with pickled seaweed for $17 – yum. Of their Bigger Dishes, there’s the Apricot and James Squire IPA braised camel osso bocco with harissa mash, French beans and a honey & mint jus, and this’ll set you back only $27. Alternatively, you could go for the roasted kangaroo fillet, served with warm chorizo and kipfler potato salad for $23. 115-127 Russell Street, Melbourne portlandhotel.com.au

Charcoal Lane

In a 149-year-old building in the inner-city suburb of Fitzroy, lies Charcoal Lane: a vibrant restaurant that always offers high quality, modern Australian cuisine. Owned and operated by Mission Australia, a non-profit community group, Charcoal Lane also provides accredited education in hospitality for historically disadvantaged Indigenous Australians. Kick off with an entrée of wallaby tartare with horseradish potato salad for $16, followed by a main of either spiced kangaroo loin for $32 or kangaroo burger served with fries for $18. 136 Gertrude Street, Fitzroy, Melbourne charcoallane.com.au

Brambuk Bushfoods Cafe

Brambuk – only three hours west of Melbourne – not only provides the very best information of the Grampians National Park, showing you where to go and what to see, but their cafe is pretty topnotch too! Relax with mountain views and enjoy bushfoods from their extensive menu. Served from 11am-3pm daily, Brambuk’s Bushfoods Café is overflowing with choice. For $12, you can go for a standard kangaroo steak sandwich; for $14, they’ve got crocodile and prawn agnoloni, which is pasta filled with – you guessed it – crocodile and prawns with a creamy pesto sauce; or there’s emu sausages on a garlic and bush herb mash also for $14. Or there’s the ‘a little bit of everything’ Bush Food Platter, with ‘everything’ being kangaroo, emu, crocodile, wild duck, two bush food chutneys and a garden salad all for just $19 (serves two people). Brambuk The National Park & Cultural Centre, 277 Grampians Road, Halls www.brambuk.com.au/bushfoodscafe.htm

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Food images courtesy of The Portland Hotel

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Monday The Local Taphouse 184 Carlisle Street St Kilda Taphouse Comedy Night 8.30pm $12/$15

Pugg Mahones106 - 112 Hardware Lane Mad Mondays DJ Dubs from 10pm3am

Retreat Hotel, 280 Sydney Rd Brunswick Free live music and great grub!

Tuesday

Wednesday

The Precinct Hotel 60 Swan Street Richmond Express lunch $17.50 and drink 12pm-3pm

E55 Basement 55 Elizabeth Street $12 jugs Monteiths 4-7pm, $3 pizza before 3pm, $6 til late

The Everleigh, Upstairs, 150-156 Gertrude St Fitzroy An intimate, seatedonly cocktail bar, catering to parties of six or less. No Reservations 5.30pm till 1am

The Alchemist, 361 Brunswick St Fitzroy Enjoy dinner and drinks from 5pm 11pm

Wabi Sabi Garden Ground Level, 17 Wellington St St Kilda Authentic Japanese Cuisine Happy Hour drinks 5 - 6.30pm

The Common Man 39 Dukes Walk South Wharf 5pm - 7pm $6 pints / $10 cocktails

St Kilda Beach House 109 Barkly Street St Kilda Poker Tournament

A New Taste In Melbourne’s

Mouth Blondie is Melbourne’s Arts Precinct’s newest restaurant and bar. Sharing its building with the Melbourne Recital Centre, it is an exquisitely intimate venue, perfect for a pre-theatre dinner or cocktail. On arrival, it is hard to decide what to focus on - the divine smell of the food, or the modern-yet-classic design, or even pretty finishing touches on the tables – it’s all consumingly enticing. The atmosphere is very quiet and relaxed, and it gives the impression of a sophisticated place for sophisticated people. This makes it appealing to those who want to steer away from the crowds of Southbank’s busy waterside restaurant precinct as it is only a short walk away. With French-influenced Asian cuisine on offer, Blondie has been open for just over three months

Thursday Bimbo Deluxe 376 Brunswick St Fitzroy $4 pizza 12-4, 7-11 OR Varsity Every Thursday after school

The Dan O’Connell Hotel 225 Canning St Carlton Taco Madness! $1 Tacos! with any drink purchased

The Quiet Man Irish Pub 271 Racecourse Road Flemington Live Irish contemporary acts

Friday

Saturday

Lucy Coq Cnr Chapel Street & High Street Windsor $4 pizza or lucky dogs 7-9pm & tunes OR Panorama, Fridays Hip Hop, Funk, R&B, Disco and House 9pm 3am

Howler 7-11 Darwin Street Brunswick New warehouse bar and entertainment centre with heated beer garden, Asiastyle tapas and DJs

29th Apartment, 29 Fitzroy Street St Turf Bar 131 Kilda Queen Street Saturday Arvo, $8 Matilda’s Happiest Nachos, $20 Beer Hour 6-8pm $5 pints Buckets, 12-7pm. 2-for-1 cocktails 9-11pm OR Weekend wings night $14 for 12 wings, $8 for 6 Temperance Hotel 426 Chapel Street South Yarra Funk, house and disco grooves from 6pm Ding Dong Level 1 18 Market Lane Chinatown Best Indie Night

Sunday Strike Bowling Level 3 Melbourne Central/211 La Trobe Street Play 5pm Free bowling if $6 spent at bar

Lily Blacks 12 Meyers Place Enjoy the finest cocktails Melbourne has to offer 6pm 3am

The Penny Black 420 Sydney Rd Brunswick $12 roast of the day

and boasts an ever-changing menu. Right now, some of the delicacies on offer include a whole snapper, (recommended to share), tortellini and some very unique, mouth-watering desserts. With main meals starting from anywhere up from $30, it’s advisable to visit on payday, but with beef eye fillet with miso mushroom puree, Jerusalem artichoke, mustard brulee and bone marrow cigar on offer, how can you deprive yourself? The lunch menu also displays an Asian twist on some classics that are a little more pocketfriendly with prices starting from $12. Some of what’s on offer include a beef burger with Thai chutney, Fish n’ Chips with sumac, and crispy squid with a peanut, chilli-honey and cucumber relish. Certainly worth a try for a worker’s lunch or business meeting, if you fancy a change from the ordinary pub grub. And, what’s more - Blondie is also about to start offering breakfast, so keep a look out on the website for that tantalising menu to be revealed. This venue can be what you make it - romantic, fun, extravagant or a pretty good deal. It caters for any occasion from a relaxing evening drink with friends, or a celebratory three-course meal. With its location, it certainly is a great place to visit before or after a show at any of the Arts Precinct’s theatres nearby, so we’d recommend factoring in a chow down at Blondie’s for a special night out! Corner Sturt Street and Southbank Boulevard, Melbourne Blondiebar.com.au By Jade Cayton

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BRISBANE

Brisbane’S Craziest Burgers

If your eyes are bigger than your belly, then our collection of crazy burgers in Brisbane will be right up your street. This city has the World’s Hottest Burger, patties with attitude and some shocking amounts of ingredients stuffed in between two buns. Sometimes it gets tiring chomping down on mediocre meals, but don’t fret because we’ve found some outrageous, experimental and exciting burgers that will awaken your senses. Off The Wall Diner

Just Poppy’s

Just Poppy’s offers ‘burgers with attitude’ and with 69 burgers to choose from, no-one will leave this place feeling less than satisfied. For $15.20, try out the Flood It Burger, containing a meat pattie, egg, bacon, pineapple, cheese, mushrooms, avocado, halloumi, grilled onion, lettuce, tomato, beetroot and sauce. Or try something a little quirky with the Little Fools Gold for $7, consisting of loads of bacon, jelly jam and peanut butter on a toasted roll. Just Poppy’s have a dedicated burger menu; they specialise in this field. If you want it, you’ve got it; you can add as many extras as you like. Why not get some of your fivea-day by adding an optional pear inside your burger? Riverhill Plaza, 4/20 Bogong Street,Riverhill www.justpoppys.com.au

Café 21

Tourists have been flocking to Café 21 at the Treasury Casino restaurant after hearing about their huge 21 Burger. The high-calorie pattie has 21 ingredients and is a featured burger, slightly changing on the 21st of each month. The components of this epic burger are Rangers Valley beef, Wagyu beef brisket, Worcestershire sauce, garlic, mayo, chives, cream cheese, bacon, Spanish onion, onion jam, egg, lettuce, tomato, smokey BBQ sauce, white damper roll, bread crumbs, parmesan, sugar, salt, pepper and butter. It’s like a taste explosion and everyone’s invited. 130 William St, Brisbane www.facebook.com/pages/Cafe-21-Treasury-Casino

The Broadway Hotel

The Broadway Hotel’s XXL Burger is one not to be taken lightly; with a new burger menu dedicated to all things cow, these guys are serious about their beef. The menu named ‘Oh! Burger It’ has double giant wagyu patties, BBQ hickory sauce, bacon, loads of cheese and lettuce squashed between two rolls; it is guaranteed to take a while to discover how to attack it in the first instance. The mad cow burger is also a great choice, with blue cheese, bacon, and a mad cow. 93 Logan Road , Woolloongabba, Brisbane

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Grill’d

Grill’d is well-known for using the freshest, finest burgers, and the extensive menu is overwhelming to say the least. With locations all over Australia, Grill’d have the power to perfect their wildest burgers. They have certainly earnt the respect of some avid burger buffs around the globe with their outrageous concoctions. The craziest burger on their menu has got to be the Asian-themed, Kung Fu Fighter, with grilled grass-fed lean beef, shredded carrot, coriander, satay sauce salad & herbed mayo. This bad boy has got a bit of a kick so beware. Eagle Street Pier, 1 Eagle St, Brisbane www.grilld.com.au

Mick O’Malley’s

This hearty pub in Brisbane has some seriously big burgers that will have you coming back for more, again and again. The O’Malley’s Steak Sandwich is a rib fillet steak, bacon, caramelised onion, lettuce, tomato, beetroot, BBQ sauce and aioli for $15.90. This burger is unique to this pub, but beware, it’s a bit of a man’s burger, so you might be hard pushed to finish it. They also serve up a classic cheese burger for all you purists out there. Finish up with an aperitif at the Whiskey Bar; choose from some rare Scottish and Irish whiskies to wash down the immense and masculine burger. 171-209 Queen Street, Basement Level Wintergarden Centre, Brisbane www.MickOmalleys.com.au

Irish Murphy’s

Irish Murphy’s is not only a great Irish pub with a sociable atmosphere, the food on offer is also immense. With a $15 menu available all day, choose from some mouth-watering, beefy burgers on offer. We would recommend the Chilli Beef Burger, which entails a homemade beef pattie with mature cheddar cheese, tomato, mixed leaves and chips. You also have the chance to try the chilli Inferno option, the guys at Irish Murphy’s will warn you by saying ‘try if you dare’. So if you can handle the heat, give it a go. If spice is really not on your mind, the pub also have a very tasty Moroccan Lamb Burger on their menu, this consists of a perfectly homemade spiced lamb pattie with fried halloumi, tomato, mixed leaves and minted yoghurt sauce. One of the best things about the burgers in Irish Murphy’s is you can settle in for the night and dance your dinner off later. 175 George Street, Brisbane www.irishmurphys.com.au

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Fancy a challenge? Then take a stroll down to the Off The Wall Diner at Wellington Point; which features some seriously large burgers on their menu. And one of these big’uns is the World’s Hottest Burger, and Off The Wall will put your name on their very own Wall Of Fame, if you’re man enough to finish it. It’s named The Burgoes Heart Starter and costs $14.90. On the menu, the warning sign says ‘Adults only, not suitable for people with heart conditions, asthma or anxiety.’ You can also buy a recovery kit that consists of 600ml ice-cold milk and small tub of soothing yoghurt. Can you handle the heat? 4/380 Main Rd, Wellington Point www.truelocal.com.au/business/off-the-wall-diner/wellington-point


BUSH TUCKER BAZAAR So you’re in Oz. It’d be rude to leave without trying some of the native cuisine, right? Before you run screaming for the hills, there are no mealworms, wichetty grubs or kangaroo balls in sight. We’ve rounded up the best restaurants serving proper Aussie grub in Brisbane. Tuck in! Tukka

As one of West End’s specialised restaurants for local ingredients, Tukka turns native Australian food into an internationally recognised gourmet cuisine, incorporating the freshest ingredients from Brisbane’s bountiful countryside, oceans and even their own garden! They combine these with native herbs, spices and berries to produce a true taste of Australia. Not sure where to begin for dinner? Start with an entrée of smoked crocodile with spiced poached baby pears for $19. Then for your main, we’d go with either the seared kangaroo fillet, with a purple carrot (you can get purple carrots!?) purée for $29, or the emu fillet with a raspberry and liquorice compote for $32. You’re spoilt for choice on dessert at Tukka, so we’ll leave that up to you…if you have any space left, that is. If you fancy a lighter meal and would like to visit for lunch (available from 11.30am, Saturday and Sunday only), try the vanilla cured crocodile with a nectarine and strawberry salad for $19. There’s also Tukka’s own emu pattie served on a lightly toasted bun with cheese, onions and bush tomato relish, plus a side of roasted kipflers for just $16. 145b Boundary Street, West End, Brisbane tukkarestaurant.com.au

Six Degrees Cafe & Restaurant

This mouth-watering eatery differs from most other cafes of its type, as there’s ingenuity in the menu hardly seen elsewhere. The range and combinations of food served at Six Degrees, combined with the friendliest staff around, makes this westside establishment a real winner. But enough arse-licking, let’s talk dinner: we’d suggest the kangaroo rump served with assorted veggies for $29.90, or the grilled sweet chilli and coriander crocodile, also $29.90 Shop 4, 30 Station Road, Indooroopilly www.eatout-brisbane.com.au/Western-Suburbs/Indooroopilly/Restaurants/ Six-Degrees-Licensed-Cafe-and-Restaurant.html

As Brisbane’s number one restaurant for contemporary Australian and international cuisine, Casablanca’s wondrous kitchen offers a wide and diverse range of dishes. Serving everything from premium, flame-grilled steaks and bush tucker to stone-baked pizzas and exotic Asian curries – as well as some grub for you vegetarians out there – Casablanca caters for any and all tastes! Start off with some calamari rings with aioli for just $10.50, then you’ve got your pick of mains: there’s the kangaroo fillet served on roasted seasonal vegetables for $23.90, the slow-cooked kangaroo stew for $31.90, or the emu steak marinated in bush onion for $25.90. Need a good reason to eat emu meat? It’s 95% fat free! 52 Petrie Terrace (Cnr Caxton Street), Brisbane City casablanca.com.au By Esther Anyakwo

Images courtesy of Tukka

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PERTH

Dining on the Cheap Side With a variety of delicious eateries on offer in this thriving metropolis, we take a look at a handful of wallet friendly eateries that will keep your palates more than entertained throughout the inner city suburbs of Northbridge, Mt. Lawley and Leederville. The Mustang Bar

Night owls rejoice! The Mustang Bar, right in the heart of Northbridge, is a cheap place open every night until 1am, and 3am on Fridays and Saturdays. On Mondays you can get your dance on Rockabilly style, or salsa it up on a Tuesday night. Whilst there is live music most nights, Wednesday night from 6pm throws in free pool competitions, entry into a $100 cash prize, and a $5 BBQ. This includes steak, sausages, two salads, a roll and a middy of beer. There are 11 sports screens to catch the football, rugby, cycling and cricket. The dinner menu includes pub food favourites such as burgers, nachos, wedges and squid, all for under $10. 46 Lake, St Northbridge www.mustangbar.com.au

Annalakshmi

Annalakshmi is a Hare Krishna restaurant that offers a modest buffet of tasty vegetarian dishes such as dhal, curries, rice, samosas, mango lassi and gulab jamuns. This restaurant sits right on the Swan River, providing wholesome food made and served by volunteers. After you have eaten to your stomach’s content, you are free to pay as much as you wish to. Their motto is ‘eat as you like, pay as you feel’, so whatever’s in your wallet, you can donate to the restaurant. If you really like what you eat, there is the opportunity to attend a cooking course here and learn about the science and art of vegetarian cooking. Jetty 4, Barrack Square, Perth www.annalakshmi.com.au

The Flying Scotsman

The Flying Scotsman (a.k.a -The Scotto) located on Beaufort Street, is a pub filled to the brim with good vibes, good beer and good music. The Velvet Lounge to the side of the bar showcases live music generally from local acts, whilst upstairs is Defectors Bar where you can grab yourself a cocktail and listen to DJs do their thing. You can enjoy a $10 pizza and a pint on a Sunday or chicken parma and a pint on Thursdays. Keep an eye out for the deals on offer throughout the week and grab yourself a cheap night of good food and drink. 639 Beaufort Street, Mount Lawley, Perth www.facebook.com/scottoscottoscotto

Toastface Grillah

If toasted cheese sandwiches are your thing, look no further than Toastface Grillah. They turn a simple cheese sandwich into an art form, combining interesting ingredients such as jam, zucchini, pear and of course - cheese (okay, okay, in theory, they are just cheese sandwiches, but delicious ones at that!) In fact, we’ve got a hankering for a Pear Grillz right now. Intrigued? That’s blue cheese, pear and lime chutney, for the tasty price of $7. An Aussie favourite at Toastface Grillah has got to be the $5 Get Yo’ Veg, with cheddar and Vegemite. These toasties are more complex than your average toastie and you probably can’t re-create them at home, so just give in to their exotic toasted delights. Plus with the laid-back, urban atmosphere, this is a cool place to chill out and chat with like minded toastie lovers. Grand Lane, Rear 143 Barrack Street, Perth www.toastfacegrillah.com By Kyra Shennan

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Overground Adventure...

Broome to Ningaloo

From Broome to Ningaloo and everything in between, here we uncover the wonders of Western Australia, all ready and waiting for you to explore...


TRAVEL AUSTRALIA

Heading out of the Kimberley region into Pilbara and reaching the Gold Coast, you are welcome to experience the extraordinary Horizontal Falls, the serene Dales Gorge and the underwater world of the Ningaloo reef. Offering indigenous culture and history, all these natural attractions are dotted around the various national parks, including Karlamilyi, Millstream-Chichester and Karijini, and surrounding the old mining towns of Newman and Marble Bar. Thought the eastern coast had the crème de la crème of activities, locations and tourist attractions? Think again.

Broome is a great platform to head off to the surrounding attractions from. So if you want to start off your journey with a bang, take a trip to the astonishing Horizontal Falls. If you thought all waterfalls fell from a steep cliff to a pool below, think twice! Intense tides that flow through two parallel cliff gorges in Talbot Bay result in horizontal tides hence the name. There are a number of tours that will take you here, all varying in price, so make sure you do your research before setting off!

The north entrance to Karlamilyi is from Marble Bar, and westerly is Newman. Ideal places to fill up your water supply, or even have a cheeky beer at one of the pubs or hotels, makes knowing the locations of these vital to travellers. Both are mining towns; learn of their history at the Comet Gold Mine and Tourist Centre or the Outdoor Mining Museum, or visit one of their surprising natural attractions. Marble Bar is surrounded by creeks including Brockman, Eight Mile and Yandicoogina, as well as rivers Shaw, Coongan and Talga. It is the Jasper Bar that runs along the Coongan River that gave the town its name, as inhabitants originally believed it was marble. The A-Class reserve, just a few minutes from the town centre, is a highly valued spot. Including the beautiful Chinamen’s Pool and Picnic Area, the reserve spans the Coongan River and is perfect for picnicking and taking a refreshing dip. This waterhole is poignant to the town which holds the record for the longest heatwave in the world. For a consecutive 160 days between 1923 and 1924, temperatures breached 100˚F, earning itself the title as ‘hottest town in the world’.

Karlamilyi

Marble Bar, Newman is adorned with a cool

is the largest national park, and probably the most remote, within Pilbara. There are a range of lakes within Karlamilyi National Park - including Dora, Blanche and Auld - but there’s only a substantial amount of water after a very wet season. If you want to make sure you get your feet (and everything else) wet, pay a visit to the Desert Queen Baths within the Throssell Ranges. Entering the park from the north, via the small mining town of Marble Bar, a rough, narrow 18km track will lead you to the campsite of the baths, for which a 4WD is the only option. While there’s potential for eight pools, only four are permanent due to the seasons and are accessible by swimming from one to the other, or clambering around the edges. It’s well worth the effort; ‘Kangaroo Pool’ contains unique rock art, or petroglyphs, that are only visible by walking around the gorge, and ‘3 Goanna’s Pool’ has three goanna petroglyphs - hence the name - but these can only be seen during sunset. This pool provides a good source of water and perfect for a refreshing dip on a blisteringly hot day. Stretching 1.2 million hectares, Karlamilyi is one of the lesser visited areas of Australia, so these idyllic pools remain untouched and undisturbed.

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oasis in the form of the Opthalmia Dam, perfect for a cool-down and recreational afternoon before the sun sets. Newman also has the addition of the mountain of the same name, which offers views of the Opthalmia Ranges and the lush colours of wildflower between July and September. These examples of water and vegetation are few and far between in the Pilbara outback, so make use of them when you can.

Port Headland

- a three hour drive through the wildnerness north of Marble Bar, presents the renowned Eighty Mile Beach, which is exactly as it sounds. Eighty Miles of pristine white sand and blue waters, catch your dinner fresh from the Indian Ocean and camp under the stars. The huge tides of the northwest are a sight to see, as are the resulting tidal flights etched into the sand. For respite from the challenges of the dry inland, spend a few days in Port Hedland, either chilling out on the beach or learning the history and culture of the area from the Heritage Trail or at the Dalgety House Museum.

Karijini

and Millstream-Chichester lie further west. Just under three hours from Newman - and just under four from Port Hedland - Karijini is an

adventurer’s dream. There are things to see and do here that are not only unique to the state, but of the entire country. If you only have time for one, it has to be Dales Gorge; you get three highlights in one, with the popular Fortescue Falls, Fern Pool and Circular Pool. A refreshing dip in the crystal clear waters, surrounded by two billion year old rock formations, will make you forget all about the testing drive here. You should give yourself two hours to walk from the provided car park through the gorge, but the inviting waters will be so tempting, you’ll end up wanting to spend the whole day swimming and bathing. Trust us: you will be in no hurry to get back. From low to high ground, take the scenic walk up Mount Bruce to grab priceless views of Karijini and Pilbara. At 1,235m, it is Western Australia’s second highest mountain, so you’d be lucky to get such an outlook anywhere else on your travels. Remember to take physical memories of your adventure with a camera – you’ll be kicking yourself if you neglect to bring one.

Millstream-Chichester National Park

is north of Karijini. It serves as a refreshing change from the rocky terrain that you’ve experienced so far, with its inviting pools lined with trees and regular, winged visitors. Python Pool is a popular location to relax; the jagged ochre cliffs that surround it are a perfect backdrop for a swim and afternoon picnic. Not one for sitting around? The 8km camel trail begins at the pool and ends at Mount Herbert, with the Chichester Ranges, McKenzie Spring and blooming flora in between. You can also drive to the base of the mountain on a separate track and climb the 367m to the summit. As with everywhere in Western Australia, you must be a determined and experienced traveller to survive Millstream-Chichester, but you will be rewarded with an adventure to remember. There are plenty of camping bases including Stargazers and Crossing Pool, permits for which can be purchased from the nearest towns’ - Karratha and Roebourne - visitor centres. These two towns - as well as Dampier Port - are precious to the North West’s coastline, acting as a base for all travellers and gateways to the most idyllic parts of the world, including the Burrup Peninsula and Dampier Archipelago. Enter Roebourne and you’d be forgiven for thinking that time’s stood still.


Karratha is growing rapidly as the heart of the West Pilbara Coast; it is well located, whether you want to take a day trip to the Dampier, head into the wilderness of the Karijini or Millstream-Chichester, drive the North-West Coastal Highway to Port Hedland or Broome, or board a flight to Perth. Its 20,000 strong population, as well as the dining and shopping opportunities, are a warm welcome after the struggles of the outback. This growing mining town is abundant with accommodation, from budget to luxury. Comfort Inn and Suites Karratha provide modern apartments with a kitchen/diner and internet access for $295 per night for the first seven days, $275 after the first week, and $250 after a month. Ibis Styles Karratha features 60 rooms with balconies, a bar, a swimming pool and barbeque area, just five kilometres from the airport. All rooms are standard with a queen-size bed, some with an extra single bed, from $206 per night. However long you stay at Karratha, dedicate a day or two for a trip to the Burrup Peninsula and the Dampier Archipelago. Holiday like a movie star on the cleanest, whitest, most exotic and secluded beaches you can imagine, view Aboriginal rock art dating back tens of thousands of years, and swim with a stunning variety of marine life. Due to the climate and habitat, plants have been able to flourish and animals have congregated here, so much so that 30% of all living creatures in the Pilbara region are found here. The list includes the northern quoll, Rothschild’s rock-wallaby, echidna and the Pilbara dive python.

The Dampier Port is the gateway to the 42 islands that make up the Archipelago. Never mind a sweeping one-day visit, you could spend a whole season island-hopping, snorkelling, swimming, sunbathing, catching dinner and camping on one of the hundreds of beaches. The whole of Angel Island, Gidley Island and Collier Rocks have camping available, as well as all beaches on Dolphin Island except the south-east. To check all permitted camps, visit the Department of Environment and Conservation website, and make sure you have all the supplies you’ll need to survive on the islands, including drinking water and sun protection. The surrounding sea is a hub of wildlife including manta rays, bottlenose dolphins and the endangered dugong. In the winter, look out for humpback whales migrating to temperate subtropical waters for breeding, and spot the colourful birds that flock to the island for ideal protection all year round. Not only are these islands easy on the eye, they are also drenched in history. West Lewis Island is believed to have ruins of one of the early pastoral settlements, Malus Island features old whaling and pearling stations from 1870-72, and Enderby Island boasts the resting place for many historical boats and planes.

To see the islands, take a tour with Discovery Cruising on their 12-metre vessel, Blue Marlin. Setting off from Hampton Harbour, choose from a range of trips depending on your preference, such as Day, Sunset, Fishing or Overnight. If you want to head off on your own, drive a trailer boat to swim and snorkel where you please. For this, a $200 security deposit is required.

The Montebello Islands are just four hours

from the Dampier range of islands and are made up of 100 limestone islands and islets that make up the Montebello Islands. Catch your dinner, snorkel the pristine waters and make your bed on the clean, white sand that is home to what is believed to be Western Australia’s first ever shipwreck, the sunken Tyrall from 1622. Barrow, the second largest island in Western Australia, lies south of the Montebello Islands. This unique island is severely protected due to the wildlife, as it contains 22 species of mammal, reptile, bird and flora that can’t be found anywhere else in the world. The highly-conserved fauna includes the black-flanked rock wallaby, boodie, spectacled hare-wallaby and golden bandicoot.

snorkelling cruise with company Ningaloo Whale Shark Swim and take their Eco Wildlife Tour. Get picked up at 7.30am and briefed on what to expect, board the dive boat from Bundegi Coastal Marine Park, and be snorkelling in the Ningaloo by 10am. Manta-ray cruises between July and November are highly recommended by the tour operator, but whale watching from August to November is also a valuable experience. If you’re a little wary of sea creatures or an unconfident swimmer, take it one step at a time, with friends or family to support you. Just don’t be a wuss! This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience these beautiful creatures in their natural habitat, so make the most of it before it’s too late. Whether you’re an adventurous mountain-climber, wild explorer, deep-sea diver or coastline wanderer, on dry land, sandy beaches or within 50 shades of blue, “great” doesn’t quite do this Outback adventure justice. Accept the challenge and find out for yourself!

Once you’ve had enough dipping and diving, embark on the seven-hour drive west from Karratha -stopping at Onslow if you need fresh water halfway - to the Coral Coast. Spanning 1,100km, it features world-class heritage sites, carefully preserved marine parks, a kaleidoscope of colour and the possibility of interacting with the best wildlife on the blue planet. Swim with bottlenose dolphins, find Nemo and discover why this partnership between land and sea is so precious to the survival of turtles, dugongs, whale sharks and humpback whales.

Exmouth,

home to Cape Range National Park and the Ningaloo Reef lies on the very northern tip of the Coral Coast. Whatever time of year you travel, you’ll be greeted by something spectacular; from whale sharks feasting on krill between March and July, humpback whales migrating from June to November, and turtles nesting along the beaches November to March. With an abundance of vegetation and a much more comfortable climate than the Outback of Western Australia, wildlife has settled in Cape Range. From an osprey perched on a lagoon within Mangrove Bay, to a red kangaroo scouring the floor for food, you’re sure to witness the life within the park. Yardie Creek, a permanent, multi-coloured gorge, is home to a colony of black-footed rock wallabies. Yardie Creek Gorge tour is the most ideal way to spot such wildlife and get an idea of the geology and formation of the gorge. A one-hour boat ride costs around $35 per person. The park is rife with campsites, 112 in total, but facilities are few – no power, showers or cooking facilities. Being so close to Exmouth town, park your campervan and stay in the luxury of a clean, cosy and bug-less room thanks to Novotel Ningaloo Resort, Exmouth Backpackers or Ningaloo Lodge.

The Ningaloo Reef

that should be on everyone’s bucket list! With a coastline stretching 260km and covering 5,000 square km of the Indian Ocean, it has been protected since 1987 and contains the last significant portion of dugong in the world, at just a mere 2,000. The creation of the reef is so incredible that in some areas you can walk straight into the sea from the beach and within five to ten metres, be swimming over stunning corals and anemone. Alternatively, head off on a

Words by Charlotte Mellor Images courtesy of Tourism Western Australia

Many of its original buildings have been restored and protected, including the Old Gaol that offers a history lesson in 19th century convict and colonial life, as a converted museum and art gallery. Point Samson, one of the many parts of Australia that jut out to the sea, has drawn visitors due to its tranquil sandy beach Honeymoon Cove, great seafood restaurants and inviting atmosphere. There are chalets and B&Bs ready to accommodate, or The Cove Caravan Park is in a great location for the fishing spots and grassed barbeque areas by the beach.

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Queensland Uncovered... Residing in the north-east of Australia, the ‘Sunshine Sunshine Coast on a Sunbus down the Sunshine Motorway and you will arrive on the State’, or Queensland, as it’s more commonly known, Hop Sunshine Coast, South-East Queensland. All you need is to bump into Yoshi on Road and it might seem like you’ve magically landed in a Super Mario is the second largest state in Australia. As a gateway Rainbow adventure game. But with highs of 22°F whilst it’s rather chilly in other parts of to the Great Barrier Reef, the state attracts thrill Australia, it’s no surprise that Sunshine Coast has earnt such a happy-clappy title. What’s more, the abundance of sugar cane and pineapples emphasise the seekers and explorers throughout the year with its tropical nature of the surroundings, and it’s easy to see why Sunshine Coast become a favoured holiday destination, with its unbroken coastline and temperate climate and mindblowing natural beauty. has incredible Glass House Mountains towering above. The state has a great ability to balance a peaceful, By far, the best view of the Sunshine Coast is from the air, skydiving is a must zen like locations with an abundance of action- do activitiy (if you’re brave enough) if you’re travelling here and want to take in the full extent of its beauty. With Sunshine Coast Skydivers, you will get an packed activities, catering for all types of travellers. adrenaline pumping adventure in the sky, with a dash of amusement and action. This issue we take a look at the most tantalizing locations Queensland presents and explore the state’s mix of unique accommodation, sassy bars, adrenaline-pumping activities and majestic panoramic views that this part of Australia has to offer.

You might even catch a glance of a whale during the whale watching season. Try a jump at 6,000, 10,000, 14,000 or 15,000 feet and have an unforgettable experience whilst capturing the splendour of the Sunshine Coast. For more in formation log on to sunshinecoastskydivers.com.au.

Nearby, you’ll find Dolphins Beach House, next to the Noosa River, which is perfect if you’re on a tight budget. Dolphins House is run by a well-travelled and friendly family who have carefully decorated the house with exotic artefacts from India and Thailand. The Guatemalan architecture has been painted with funky pink walls and furnished with bright yellow banana-shaped sun loungers. This is the best place to stay for The Noosa Festival of Surfing, this annual event, held in March includes live bands, film screenings, and some seriously well-tanned surfers. You will find it easy to slip into the beach-bum lifestyle once you’ve been here for a few days.Visit dolphinsbeachhouse.com.au to book your stay. Most of the nightlife on the Sunshine Coast happens in the Noosa area, so head there for a drink, dance and a mingle. Red on Thomas is a well recommended bar by the locals, with a great outside area, where you can sit by the river and enjoy the breath-taking sunset. Open seven days a week, this funky bar is the perfect place to catch up with friends and meet new people over a happy hour drink. Another place to meet like-minded travellers is The Reef Hotel, the themed nights here are a big hit with the travellers who are after a bit of fun. On Wednesdays, try out the trivia night where you can get a $500 jackpot. Can you imagine how many cocktails you could get for that? If you’re into sports, then Saturdays here are a must, and they even have a free BBQ on the deck from 3pm. For dinner with friends, try the incredibly popular Spice Bar in Mooloolaba. Inspired by Australian and Asian flavours, this award-winning restaurant has gained its reputation quickly through word of mouth. Intricately decorated paper cranes hang from the ceiling above as you taste their chocolate mandarin sherbet praline, or sip on an ‘apple ginger tingle’ cocktail with pink pineapple glaze and coconut foam. If you don’t fancy breaking the bank, head to Surf Club Mooloolaba for live music and fantastic floor-to-ceiling beach views.

Airlie Beach

Further up the coast, Airlie Beach is a sailor’s paradise. Whitsundays Overnight Sailing Adventures offer a range of yacht tours. Take the enormous Anaconda III to venture towards the outer Great Barrier Reef, or choose the Atlantic Clipper and soak in the large spa bath, or lie on the sun-tanning deck. Don’t forget to take advantage of the Airlie Beach tandem skydive site, with drops of up to 14,000 feet. Venture through the Porserpine River wetlands to catch a sighting of the streamlined body and long jaw of the infamous saltwater crocodile. As the gateway to the Great Barrier Reef, you can’t really come here without heading out to explore one of the world’s most natural beauties. Whether you’re a first timer or a scuba pro, this reef will not fail to amaze and inspire you. Off the Whitsunday Coast, it’s about a two-hour boat trip to the reef. Visit reefsafari.com to book your underwater adventure, with prices starting from $119 for an introductory dive. These guys cater for all comfort levels and you won’t feel alone down under, they understand that you are there to get the

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most out of this unique adventure, so you can relax and enjoy your time in the fascinating beauty of the reef. Located in the heart of Airlie Beach’s rainforest, you’ll find Magnum’s, a lively travellers hub with rooms starting at $19 per night. There’s definitely a young vibe here, with live music five days a week and endless parties so it’s suitable for those wanting to let loose. This accommodation hosts some fun activities, such as their dodgeball tournament that will get you interacting with other guests, so it’s a great way to meet other people as you battle it out for the prize fund. Visit magnums.com.au for more information. For somewhere to stay that’s a bit more upmarket and comfortable, try the Club Crocodile Resort, which is an award winning tropical spot and a perfect escape at affordable prices. Every room has an ocean or pool view and you can get lost in the surroundings of waterfalls edged with rock gardens and pandanus palms. The resort is a haven retreat and has an island feeling to it with a beautiful mainland location. Prices start from around $155 per night for a standard room with a pool view. Log on to ClubCroc.com.au to book your stay.

Magnetic Island

Heading north again, you’ll hit Magnetic Island, so called for the mysterious magnetic force the island appeared to have on James Cook’s compass. One way to get their is by flying with Red Baron Seaplanes. One of their planes, The Grumman Sea Cat starred in The Phantom, and was flown by Billy Zane with Catherine Zeta Jones at his side. Flights from Horeshoe Bay circumnavigate the island, flying over Hoop Pine trees, coral reefs and the inaccessible five beach bay. Whale sightings are likely from now until October. The greatest way to explore the island is off the beaten track, so get a scooter, bicycle or jump on a boat to discover how picturesque the island really is. At Road Runner Scooter Hire, you can get a scooter from $40 a day, or a dual seat for $55. Visit magneticinformer.com.au for more information.

If that’s not wild enough, hit the Full Moon Party Australia, similar to Thailand’s, but with an Aussie twist. Be prepared for full-body UV paint and buckets of beer while you dance to the light of spinning fire twirlers. Hosted by Base Backpackers, this party happens every few weeks and is a much deserved treat when you’ve spent some time exploring the island to its fullest. This event has attracted huge names such as Benny Benassi, Martin Solveig and Krafty Kuts. Head here for a night to remember, and join 3000 revellers going mad to some big tunes in an amazing location. With affordable food, local DJs, sea views, dive courses, bar games, beach beds and a pool, there’s not a lot more a fun having 20-something could ask for, it is the perfect way to finish your trip with a blast. The next Full Moon dates are 9th August and 6th September 2013. Once you’ve booked your ticket, check out the hostel deals on offer, with two nights accommodation, return ferry transfer, one delicious dinner, one tropical breakfast, a complimentary welcome drink and free snorkel hire for $98 available on their website. Check out all of the deals at: stayatbase.com. For a place to stay that’s a little more chilled-out, Bungalow Bay Koala Village is a perfect stepping stone to view some of the local wildlife. The eco-friendly resort is located in the heart of the national park and is the only resort with resident koalas. Here, you’ll get the rare chance to hold a crocodile or a koala, and experience a front-row seat to the wildlife of Australia. Specially designed for the eco travellers out there, stay in one of the bungalows and get the chance to interact with nature and wildlife in their own habitat. On top of this, they have a fabulous deck bar with daily drinks specials. When the mangoes are in season, the mango daiquiri is a must. For more information or to book your stay, log on to bungalowbay.com.au.

Words by Daisy Savage Images courtesy of Tourism & Events Queensland

Magnetic Island’s annual Great Tropical Jazz Party (held 24th & 25th August 2013) is seen as a ‘getaway’ for musicians. This three day festival brings together musicians from all over the country in an intimate tropical setting. This party offers the perfect opportunity to listen to some good quality jazz music with friends. To check out the lineup log on to magneticislandjazz.org.

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A Love Letter To Melbourne... For years I was infatuated with Sydney. Bondi Beach, a Harbour, The Rocks, a population as fit as the cast of Home & Away (apparently). But then I grew up. I discovered coffee and a penchant for street art. I craved culture, I met you Melbourne and I developed a bit of a crush. I found myself completely enamoured and a little bit intimidated. I am a Londoner (an East Londoner in fact), I should be used to urban grit and skinny-jean-hip. But you are different. You are cool without even trying. You don’t have to make a song and dance about pop-up bars, dazzling sunshine or even your proximity to world-class beaches, because you are positively overflowing with them. For you, this is normal. You’re cool and you know it. Yet you’re not afraid to sit back and let the rest of the world work it out for themselves, one coffee lover at a time. I think I might be falling in love with you Melbourne and these are some of the reasons why: Beers In a grotty courtyard off a dingy alley in the heart of Chinatown, you construct a bar out of abandoned storage containers and it is one of the coolest things I have ever seen. (Section 8) Jammed onto a pontoon in the middle of the river you house a bar that I am clamouring to get into. (Ponyfish Island.) On the top of a derelict looking building with a scarily old lift, you open a roof garden bar and rooftop cinema. (Roof Garden) And in funky Brunswick, Italian cafes and vintage clothes stores are interspersed with bars decorated with reclaimed furniture (Bimbos) and German-esque beer halls (Little Creatures.) Beans I spent two years in training with a Melburnian so that I was able to drink coffee before visiting your city. As soon as we landed we found our way to St Ali and I was glad to have converted my tea swilling ways. Half warehouse, half science lab, even this novice coffee drinker knew the bean was good. We continued to tour the city, from Manchester Press to Brother Baba Budan, on a never-ending journey of acclaimed coffee houses. Shops Melbourne your shopping is good but it’s the way you present it that really rocks. In underground subways (Campbell Arcade) and down cobblestone laneways (Manchester Lane). In renovated post offices (Melbourne’s GPO) and scarcely restored office buildings (Nicholas Building). In Melbourne the shopping is cool but the surroundings are even better. Street Art Everywhere you look a colourful collage to catch the eye. Hosiers’ and Rankin’s Lanes, a random alleyway; all transformed into a passageway worth passing through. Eats

Hotels For a visitor like myself you offer an impressive spectrum of accommodation- luxury hotels with picture postcard worthy views (Crown Complex) or boutique affairs influenced by local artists (Art Series Hotels). The Olsen Art Series Hotel actively encourage guests to overstay their welcome by offering them a second night free if their room is not already booked. A good excuse as any to never leave the city. Melbourne I think I might be falling in love with you. Could it be you love me too?

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Words & Images by Jayne Gorman

Melbourne you seem more multicultural than the rest of your Aussie city siblings. You’ve embraced the Asian culture and that is visible in your cuisine. You offer Asian fusion banquets that enabled me to eat like a Queen (Chin Chin – 7 courses for $70) and have whole areas dedicated to the joy that is Vietnamese cuisine (see Halong Bay in Richmond). At Queen Victoria Market, trading since the 1800’s, the clothes may be unattractive but the variety of fresh food and veg on offer still delights the locals today.


Falling For Perth... Growing up in country towns, city life never appealed to me, though weekend trips to Perth were always such an adventure! I moved “up” here for uni and found it difficult not knowing many people, getting parking tickets almost every day and worst of all... living in Victoria park. (For those unfamiliar with good ol’ Vic park- it is outer suburbia full of car yards, brothels and Italian restaurants.) I’ve been in Perth now for about 4 years and I love it more every day. When I moved back unwillingly after an impromptu 6 month hiatus over-east, I found it far too hot, I was broke and there seemed nowhere cool to go.... These days I revel in finding places to grab a pot of tea or cocktail, the best vegetarian, gluten-free, organic, locally produced snacks (just kidding – not really!) and sussing out where the music is at. I’m passionate about quality food and a well-made stiff drink and to my taste buds’ delight there are more and more places popping up all over the place. My favourite joint to go for a burger is The Moon Cafe; actually, I have never had anything off the menu except the veg burger. It’s dimly lit, laidback, kitsch, never over-crowded and sometimes there’s live music. Yay! La Cholita on William Street is top of the list for delicious tequila cocktails and fish tacos. The staff are always friendly, cruisy and know their tequila. Mechanics Institute Bar across the road makes one of the best drinks I have had the pleasure of tasting. If only I could remember what it was. Located upstairs from the corner of William Street, most of the floor space is on outdoor decking looking out to the city skyline. Made with old ship containers, a bar in the courtyard and indoors, The Bakery in Northbridge is one of the most atmospheric places for live gigs. Humble and a little bit grungy - the way good live music venues should be. The Laneway Lounge has just opened and I think it could be the place to be when feeling fancy. Situated “in a laneway” opposite Shafto’s Lane, this beautiful jazz bar has an eclectic range of cocktails and live performers Thursday, Friday and Saturday evenings. I’ve begun to make Hare Krishna café, Govindas, a weekly ritual. It serves all you can eat Indian vegetarian food for $10. Despite being on William Street, it’s never super busy. The trio of complexes that make up Planet is a great place to flick through records upstairs, get lost among the diverse range of literary styles in the book shop or hire cult classic films from the video store.

Words & Images by Kyra Shennan

I’m lucky to live right by Hyde Park - the flowers and towering fig trees make it a nice oasis so close to the city and a lovely setting to exercise, play Frisbee, have a wee picnic or chill. On my walks through I sometimes stop in at the theosophical library across the road for a browse.

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Edinburgh Fringe Festival With August breezing in, it’s that time of year when the UK are comedy obsessed. With dramatic and comedic hopefuls arriving in Edinburgh in their droves, we take a look at the annual Edinburgh Fringe Festival...

New acts fight for recognition, old acts return, and the strangest acts in the world thrive in this eclectic and thoroughly chaotic atmosphere - it must be Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2013. From 31st July to 26th August 2013, over 2,500 shows will take place across 250 venues, making this the largest (and best) open-access festival in the world. Overflowing streets are scattered with clowns on stilts, fire jugglers and tightrope walkers; busking musicians play on every corner and roaring cheers can be heard from dawn until dusk as crowds delight in magic shows on the Royal Mile. Street performers travel from all over the world to create a carnival atmosphere in the heart of the city. Catch a comedian in the afternoon, a cabaret in the evening and party on until 5am in Edinburgh’s huge range of clubs, and then do it all again the next day. Sleep is for the weak. The Edinburgh Festival Fringe started life when eight theatre companies boldly invited themselves to the Edinburgh International Festival in 1947 to take advantage of the crowds, and put on their own alternative performances. In 1951, students of the University of Edinburgh supported the acts by setting up a drop-in centre in the YMCA to provide struggling acts with food and a place to sleep. Since then, the Fringe has become a huge annual sellout event; last year saw 2,695 shows in comedy, theatre, music, cabaret, dance and physical theatre, in addition to a range of acts for children brought to Edinburgh from 47 different countries. The festival unusually remains un-juried - any act with a venue willing to host them is included, meaning that the performances are decidedly more unique, unadulterated and risky than any other festival. However, it also means that whilst standards are

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high they can also be incredibly low, so make sure you sample a show in the street before signing up to see the full performance. The absence of a selection committee is a godsend to new performers. The Fringe acts as a platform for comedians, singers, dancers and actors who want the opportunity to be noticed by crowds and reviewed by critics. For instance, in the 1960s, members of the Monty Python team performed in Edinburgh in student productions. Rowan Atkinson, Stephen Fry, Hugh Laurie and Emma Thompson also appeared at the Fringe before achieving success. What’s more, the Fringe opens up hundreds of jobs to students home for the summer, or simply looking to live and work in Edinburgh during August. The sheer number of tourists and acts generates full-time bar vacancies, box office positions and paid work handing out flyers to snatch up as many viewers to the shows as possible. Many venues offer free accommodation and entry into shows for their staff; it’s no surprise that students apply for work as early as May to grab the best positions. Most vacancies offer only two full days off during the whole of the festival period, but more hours equals more money for drinks when you clock off. The Fringe also provides the opportunity for budding journalists, presenters and producers to sink their teeth into interviewing and reviewing the hugely diverse range of acts; last year saw the appearance of Waffle TV, a brand new online media production company that revealed exclusive footage of the performances. Venues come in all shapes and sizes, from renowned theatres such as Traverse or Bedlam

to castle grounds and lecture theatres, as well as temporary structures such as the Udderbelly. The Udderbelly is a giant, purple, upside-down, cowshaped tent owned and run by the Underbelly event and management company. This concept of the pop-up venue, along with other Fringe features, has been reproduced all over the world. Adelaide Fringe Festival in Southern Australia runs for 24 days and nights from February to March, with shows presented in parks and warehouses. Originating in 1960, the festival began as a response to the exclusion of many artists from the curated Adelaide Festival of Arts. This year’s Fringe festival promises a range of top comedians including Jimeoin - Ireland’s internationally acclaimed star of Live at the Apollo - and Daniel Sloss, who brings his new stand-up show to Edinburgh after a year of live touring. For up-and-coming comedians, we recommend ‘Jobby Hunter’ in which Cormac Friel - who has recently secured a place in the So You Think You’re Funny semi-final tells of his hilarious attempts to secure a job after university. If you’re into energetic and colourful African dance and song, watch ThaTha at Assembly George Square, or if you really want to get stuck-in, take part in the world’s first interactive drum-theatre experience. Also at Assembly George Square, multi-award winning guitarist Antonio Forcione mixes Latin, authentic African and Jazz vibes in an awe-inspiring and skilful performance. For late night party-goers, head to the number one silent disco in the world at Assembly Checkpoint or step into the sell-out Hot Dub Time Machine and dance to a song from each year, from 1954 to 2013. By Daisy Savage


TRAVEL ESSENTIALS Each month, we bring you the best travel essentials that we’ve tried and tested. From gadgets to cosmetics, here’s the best products we’ve found this month!

Touch Speaker

Magically amplify your music with the innovative and intelligent Touch Speaker. This wireless/cableless speaker lets you simply place your phone on the speaker to enhance your sound on the go, and all it requires are three AA batteries! The Touch Speaker is one of the first devices to use debut wireless NearFA™ (Near Field Audio) technology – it’s the future. There’s no need to configure any wireless settings or plug in cables, just place your device on the speaker and enjoy your amplified sound. With a lightweight modern design, finished in a grey silicone protector, this speaker will become your ultimate music travel companion. Boasting a powerful 2.5W x 2 RMS output, the Touch Speaker is compatible with most iOS devices, as well as Android and other phones containing an inbuilt mobile speaker. There is also an optional 3.5mm jack connection to ensure you will always have the option to intensify your tunes on the go. $59.95 available from www.gyrofish.com.au

QDOS Q-BOPZ Available in seven different eye-catching colours, the super lightweight QDOS Q-BOPZ speaker features a handy suction pad that allows you to stick it to almost anything, anywhere. It’s ideal for playing music in your hostel directly from your smartphone or even stuck to a car dashboard when travelling, as it also doubles up as a speaker and handsfree for calls! Compact, portable and covered in silicon, the Q-BOPZ is also splash resistant, making it the perfect companion for the beach or pool, and provides up to seven hours of continuous playback. The bluetooth range is 10 metres and the volume goes pretty high too! $50 available from qdossound.com

As we all know when travelling, in between the fun parts of being in a new country and the adventures ahead, there can be a lot of waiting around. Beat the boredom with Pointless, now available in a mini version! Based on the hit BBC1 game show, Pointless is the game where you have to fight your natural instincts and try to score the lowest number of points by guessing the least popular answers to general knowledge questions.

It’s small, so won’t take up any room in your hand luggage, and it’s reasonably priced, so there’s no need to let a mozzie bite or two put a dampener on your travelling and endless adventures. $12 available ecobrands.co.uk

Get the lowest score between you and your friends and win the trophy! $13 available from www.amazon.com.au

Print from your iPhone from any printer, wherever you are in the world, thanks to the Lantronix xPrint Server! The Lantronix xPrint Server Home Edition allows anyone with an iOS device (iPhone, iPad or iPod) the option to print from any printer wirelessly. It’s perfect for those travelling or on the go, who want to share photos with those around them. Just make sure you’ve emailed a copy of your work to your device and print from there! your iOS device can be connected to any printer, whether via USB or network connected, and does not require any downloads, software or additional drivers. $148.50 available from www.amazon.com.au

If you’re unfortunate enough to get bitten, Zap-It is perfect for soothing the itch. It lasts for over 1,000 bite treatments, has no expiry date and no batteries are required it’s truly a godsend! Zap-It is a small but effective piezo device that generates a harmless and mild - no stronger than a gentle pinch - low electrical impulse created by crystals (this same technology is commonly used in clocks, lighters and guitar pickups) to deliver harmless little ‘zaps’ which take the itch and scratch out of mozzie bites.

Pointless Mini Game

Lantronix xPrint Server

Zap-It

Bamboo Stylus Mini

Small in size, big on possibility - the Bamboo Stylus Mini is ideal for the modern smart device user. And at a teeny 4.7 centimetres, it’s perfectly formed to fit in any handbag, pocket or purse.

The compact and portable Bamboo Stylus Mini lets you edit photos, take notes and doodle whether you’re on the go, in the pub or at work. The strap and dummy plug allow the stylus to be plugged into the device’s headphone jack, making it hard to lose. The brass-plated body has a real-feel pen diameter of nine millimetres and is coated with quality soft-touch rubber, so if you’ve been on the lookout for a swish stylus, this is the one for you! $16 available from amazon.com.au

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GLOBAL WATCH

EPIC TV & FILM INSPIRED TRAVEL DESTINATIONS... Still need inspiring to take a break and travel? Why not make it interesting by hitting up famous TV and film locations from around the world? If you fancy yourself as a bit of a film geek and you’re also a fan of stunning locations, it’s the perfect way to combine your two loves and have your picture taken at some of these well-known spots too, of course; not only Frodo and the gang get to visit Mordor. Here’s just a few of the most stunning and interesting blockbuster travel destinations to get you started…

Lord of the Rings Trilogy Mount Ngauruhoe, New Zealand

Game of Thrones Dubrovnik, Croatia

Game of Thrones hysteria has overwhelmed Dubrovnik, a.k.a “King’s Landing”. The area of Fort Lovrijenac has been used in series’ two and three as “Red Keep”, for the scenes including ‘Slaughter of the Innocent’ and ‘The Battle of Blackwater’. And for all your Game of Thrones geeks, you can even go on informative guided tours to really get your fix!

Mount Ngauruhoe, otherwise known as Mount Doom from the Lord Of The Rings trilogy, lies within North Island’s Tongariro National Park and is New Zealand’s most historically active volcano. Featuring a striking cone that reaches more than 3000ft above its surrounding landscape, a challenging route from Mangatepopo Road End leads you to its summit.

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides Hampton Court, London, England

While there’s an abundance of history in London, for film buffs and Johnny Depp fanatics, Hampton Court Palace is the place to head to. Once home to King Henry VIII, book a guided tour with a costumed character or a member of palace staff, or you can just stroll around the grounds and get lost in the maze. The Palace is located next to the River Thames and Home Park and will really transport you into period drama heaven!

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The Dark Knight Rises Mehrangarh Fort, Rajasthan, India

Jodhpur, Rajasthan is home to the Mehrangarh Fort, which gave Christopher Nolan his prison in the final installment of his Batman trilogy, The Dark Knight Rises. Actors Christian Bale and Josh Pence joined him for the scene in the fort, 400 feet above the city. Recognised as one of the most impressive forts in Rajasthan, if not the whole of India, its red sandstone walls are haunting, yet beckon you to explore. The museum’s visiting hours are from 9am – 5pm or take a twilight walk with the museum curator from 6pm or 7pm for one hour.


The Great Gatsby (2013)

St. Patrick’s Seminary, Sydney, Australia What better building to use for Gatsby’s lavish estate than our very own St. Patrick’s Seminary in Sydney? For exterior shots, faux ivy was applied to the first two floors, a temporary fountain was set up in the courtyard and, in post-production, rising turrets were added for dramatic effect. The building, now the International College of Management in Manly, became the perfect venue for Gatsby’s magnificent Jazz Age parties. Despite being set in the US, director Baz Luhrmann filmed the entire movie in Australia, taking inspiration from the 20th Century houses along Long Island’s North Shore.

Jurassic Park

Manawaiopuna Falls, Hawaii

Apocalypse Now Baler Bay, Philippines

If it weren’t for Apocalypse Now, Baler Bay, Aurora wouldn’t be the surfing paradise that it is. The production crew left behind the surf boards so locals could experience the 3 metre-high waves for themselves, and now thousands of surfer dudes flock to the annual Aurora Surfing Cup to show off their skills.

Otherwise known as Jurassic Falls due to the 1993 epic, this is an idyllic spot in Kauai, Hawaii that appears on many bucket lists. Falling from a height of 360 feet, this waterfall is a highlight of all helicopter tours in the region, including Blue Hawaiian Helicopters, departing from Hanapepe, and Inter-island Helicopters and Mauna Loa Helicopters, departing from Lihue. During your stay, explore everything this charming island has to offer, including beaches, cliff-tops and rainforests.

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WHAT’S TRENDING

Punk In Your Trunk

Release your inner Debbie Harry or Johnny Rotten and bring a hint of 80s Punk to 2013. Cool leather, metal studs, tartan red check and chunky black boots are perfect to stand out from the crowd and make a statement. So, don your Dr Martens and biker jackets and stick on some Sex Pistols. Vivienne Westwood would be proud!

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INTERVIEWS

Jason Byrne It’s been near impossible to get hold of the Irish comedian, but we finally managed to pin down the funny man for a quick chat, in between filming his brand new sitcom ‘Father Figure’ for BBC1. Completely off the wall, the family man has based the sitcom on family life with his two cheeky sons and wife. Jason will be heading out to Australia in September and October to do a massive national tour entitled the ‘Special Eye’ tour. Having been a sell out at Edinburgh Fringe Festival, Jason’s radio credits also include BBC Radio 2 and 4, including hosting three series of ‘The Jason Byrne Show’ on Radio 2. Here, we find out a little more about who Jason Byrne is, and what we can expect from the upcoming tour!

Hi Jason, how are you? How would you be if you just stood on a starfish, and it wasn’t even at the beach, but in my grandmother’s house. It fell off the fireplace and I was bare foot, and that’s why I do stand-up... what was the question? Nevermind… where are you at the moment? Sitting in the corner of my living room, having lego men heads flicked at me by my sons. Haha! You’re about to start filming your new BBC1 sitcom Father Figure, how is it shaping up? Are you excited? It’s shaping up well, all eps are ready, it’s like living inside a womb, and the baby is the sitcom and I’m the placenta, and the excitement is I can’t wait till it’s born. From what we know, you play a father who tries his best for his two sons, but things don’t always work out how he intends; does this reflect your real role as a father at all? I’m a great dad, but I would say that, wouldn’t I? My children always do what I tell them, until their mother walks out the door, I then go from being their dad to being their brother, and that is how the sitcom runs. Will the wife and kids be watching? Oh defo, the sitcom characters are cartoon versions of my real family; the two kids in the sitcom are called Tom and Jerry and the wife’s name is Betty Boo. You’ll have a live audience watching you filming, are you hoping that will make it feel more like a stand-up gig, what you’re used to? I will defo feel better with a live audience there. It will lift the performances of all the actors and, most importantly, tell me if the gags are working straight away.

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You have to miss this year’s Comedy Festival season in Australia as a result, are you a little disappointed? I was so disappointed; to miss the trip of a lifetime to such an amazing country would have been awful, but I have been recording a BBC1 sitcom and that’s a chance of a lifetime, and now I get to go back already. Will your Special Eye tour in September and October make up for your absence? In the best way I can, and that’s normally the best way ever. Last time we spoke to you, you were desperate to get some sun in Australia; is that the same this year? What will you be doing in your spare time? Can’t wait to smell the heat, feel the heat, and I have been really fit since the sitcom, as I had to do a few stunts, so I’ll be running along those beautiful coastlines, and I may even go diving as I’m an amazing swimmer. I can do deep sea diving with no air tanks. Show off! What can we expect during this tour? Any surprises? I’ve always wanted to not turn up. That would be the best surprise of all. But to give away surprises now would be crazy. This whole show will run in the Edinburgh Comedy Festival and, as it runs, more and more surprises happen, so I’ll bring them to Oz. There’s a huge Irish population in Australia, is that comforting when you’re away from home? Will you be paying a visit to any of the Irish pubs? When I’m away from my country I love to meet my fellow countrymen, but I normally don’t have to go into an Irish bar, as I like to go to the Oz bars. I’ve a fairly good idea what an Irish bar looks like, and I’m normally heading back home to that anyway.

You’ve done a number of incredible gigs and radio and TV shows, do you have a memory that stands out from the rest? When I recorded my live radio show at the BBC in London Radio 2, I had an audience full of nurses. I spoke to an Irish nurse, I said it must have been great to be a nurse, but she answered and said “I’m not a nurse anymore, I’m a roofer.” Only an Irish woman would leave nursing to work on a roof. What’s in the pipeline for 2014? Please God, more sitcom, more sitcom; more Oz, more Oz. Thanks Jason, and we look forward to catching you on tour in Australia!

Jason Byrne Tour Dates:

19th September – The Enmore Theatre, Sydney 20th September – The Concourse, Sydney 21st September – Civic Centre, Newcastle 22nd September – Lyric Theatre, Wollongong 27th September – The Regal, Perth 29th September – Anthenaeum Theatre, Melbourne 30th September – Her Majesty’s – Adelaide 2nd October – Empire Theatre, Toowoomba 4th October – The Tivoli, Brisbane 5th October – Dec Playhouse, Darwin

More information available at www.jasonbyrne.ie By Charlotte Mellor


PEACE

Peace are fast becoming the hottest band on everyone’s lips. After the success of their album ‘In Love’, the youthful Birmingham boys have announced their debut Australian tour, which is set to take place in September 2013. We took the opportunity to catch up with drummer Dominic Boyce at this pivotal point in Peace’s musical career to find out what drives them and why “they’re never content with anything”... Hi Dom, how are you? I’m good thanks, yourself?

We’re very excited! Apparently, there’s koala bears you can hang out with which sounds pretty good!

Not bad, thank you! So you guys are pretty much everywhere at the moment! Is that something that you ever expected to happen when you first started out? No, no! Not at all. You think about things like this when you’re a kid and, y’know, you’re dreaming about being in a band or whatever but it’s really weird. Well, it’s not weird, it’s great, I love it but we do get around! It’s a lot more travelling than you think.

Is there anything in particular that you actually want to do when you’re out there, besides play music? Well, we’ll be there in spring, so it’s going to be good-ish weather I think. I just want to hang out on beaches. Because I don’t know how cliché it is, but it does seem to be a thing that Australians just love to do.

When you were dreaming of being in a band, did you ever imagine it would be as much hard work? Yeah, that’s it, isn’t it? You don’t really dream of the idea of being worked hard. Like, “oh yeah, I hope one day I’ll get to sit in the back of a van for 12 hours!” Slogging through these pesky interviews... Yeah, exactly, but it’s cool. I’m not complaining about anything. Do you think that the Birmingham music scene you grew up in has influenced your sound at all? I don’t think it’s influenced our sound but I would say it influenced our attitude as musicians. Because when we first started going, we were playing in Birmingham loads and there really wasn’t much of a scene. However, in the House and Techno scene, the attitudes of the DJs from Birmingham and around the world, and the way that they treated each other, was something that we wanted to have in the way we played. So having a certain closeness is important? Yeah, exactly and like the mutual respect for people. There were no egos, people weren’t afraid to be like “man I love your stuff”. Whereas I think in the band world, there’s quite a lot of people who feel like they have to pretend that they’re too cool all the time. And I’ve never been cool! You’ve just announced your debut Australian tour. Are you excited?

On top of the Aussie tour, you’ve also just announced your biggest UK headline dates as of yet. How are you planning on developing your live shows to fit these venues? When we come to do these shows, it’s going to be the first time we’ve had a production crew. We’ve always just turned up, played our gigs and then thrown it all in the back of a van or whatever. So this time, there’s going to be a production team which means visually it might be more exciting. Maybe there’ll be a cheeky bit of fireworks if we can clear that one! Maybe... You’ve had loads of support from the likes of NME and you’re also doing loads of the main UK festivals this year. Do you feel as though you’re where you want to be in your musical career right now? Yeah, we’re definitely happy to be a part of what we’re doing. I definitely think it’s an exciting time for bands like us and bands who are just starting up. But without meaning to sound greedy, it’s just that so far we’ve never been content with anything. It’s not like we’ve ever said “It’s not good enough, we need more!” or anything. We’re just not really in a position to sit back and be like “right, we’ve done it boys, let’s go on holiday for a month”. We just want to keep going, really. What’s been the biggest highlight so far, then? So far this year, I reckon Glastonbury has to be up there! And how was it playing Glastonbury? It was cool! No matter how many shows we do, even if it’s sold out, all of us are still like “shit, what if no one turns up?” and Glastonbury was very much

like that because it’s a BIG stage so we were a bit worried about that, but we walked out and the place was packed. Are you an experienced festival-goer yourself? Yeah! I’d never been to Glastonbury before, though. I’ve been to Reading a few times and some smaller ones locally to where we’re from. But it’s nice to go from the other side. Not to sound too boring but you do appreciate the nice toilets, showers and food and all that stuff. It is nice. New bands are cropping up everywhere but do you have anyone in particular that you’re listening to at the moment? Splash are great, I love them and I’ve managed to get hold of their record and it’s really, really good. Apart from them, we’re touring with a band called Super Foods who are worryingly good. Every time they play before us, it’s like “how can we top that?!” But those two are the ones I’m like really stoked about at the moment. And that’s all. Thanks so much for your time Dom!

Peace Australian Tour Dates 12th September – The Eagle Bar, La Trobe Uni
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14th September – Northcote Social Club, Melbourne 15th September – Northcote Social Club, Melbourne
 17th September – Canberra University, Canberra

19th September – Newcastle University, Newcastle

20th September – Wollongong University, Wollongong

21th September – Oxford Art Factory, Sydney 23rd – The Zoo, Brisbane

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INTERVIEWS

This Month At...

By Charlotte Mellor

Big Chocolate I knew making electronic music was something I really wanted to do over other musical styles in high school, although I wasn’t really making any strides until about 2010. The first step forward to what I’m doing now was a side project called Commissioner, which was like glitchy Drum and Bass/Dubstep/Breakcore mixed with Metal. Since then I’ve gradually moved further and further away from heavier sounds. But I would say it’s a good time for people to be using the electronic platform. Not necessarily a good time to hop on the bandwagon but more so for exploring electronic avenues. Big Chocolate was joke name I used in 2006. It was funny to me then but now i’m always sad about it. Although I love chocolate. I’m inspired by time of year, location, tools available, current friends and what not. Sometimes other music will inspire me but doesn’t really get my creative drive going. I’m really excited to be playing in Australia again and to see the country and reunite with the friends I made over there from my first visit. I can’t wait to play Chinese Laundry again either! It’s sick, I remember it being really, really loud! My live show has changed very drastically along with the music I’ve been making since the last time I was in Oz. Last time I was there, it was before any of my recent music was released and/or created. I feel like I’m playing more mature sets now than the first time I was there. Fans can expect the jams from my recent releases along with my head space for the future. Later on in the year, I’m going to block out the rest of fall and winter so I can concentrate on writing music and hopefully do a bit of reinventing myself.

Touring Nationally

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Hybrid

Really Good clubs have to have the following ingredients: good forward thinking management, great choice of talent coming in, great sound system and most importantly the people who make the club night. Chinese Laundry has been blessed with these since it started. Let’s hope that things never change as it would be a tragedy. Artists like Rolling Stones, The Clash, Stevie Wonder and Joy Division are a few of the artists we will be remixing and playing out for the first time on these Australian dates. It seems to get harder and harder finding music I like to play, that’s why I’ll still play something that’s six months old. If it’s a killer tune and nothing else has come out to take it’s place, well I’ll keep playing that killer tune, thanks. I also like to play the Hybrid classics but will always have something unheard from us to play. Our mini album is still on the go and taking some time as we keep getting offered really good film/video game projects. In the last 12 months we have worked on Total Recall/ Fast and Furious 6/ Dead in Tombstone and are just finishing a driving game called #Driveclub, which gets released for Playstation 4. We do have some singles almost ready to come out so they are next. They are linked to the #Driveclub project so expect to see them same time as the game release. I just did a new mix called ‘Hybrid Black Treacle Summer Mix Tape’. It’s a bass heavy mix and a bit different for us but has some killer tracks on from people like Organikismness/ Emperor and Koven. On a more Hybrid Sound System dirty Techno tip people like Smak/ Simon Shackelton and Borderline are floating my boat. And I have a big boat!

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Saturday 24th August – Chinese Laundry, Sydney Friday 23rd August - Mr Kims, Adelaide


MUSIC NEWS

Top 10 Podcasts, Sets, and Radio

Beat Treats This August...

Avicii Levels

Levels is the monthly podcast from Avicii which features interviews, live reports of Avicii’s shows from across the globe, and exclusive music and mixes. Available on iTunes

Deep House Cat Show

The Deep House Cat Show features some of the finest Deep House offerings alongside exclusive mixes from House artists such as Jamiroquai, Andy Caldwell, Akabu and many, many more. Available on iTunes www.dhcat.com

Welcome To Night Vale

The creepy, yet comedic, twice monthly podcast has been created in the style of community updates for the town of Night Vale. Don’t listen alone at night! Available on iTunes www.commonplacebooks.com

The Zane Lowe Podcast

Radio 1’s Zane Lowe has created The Zane Lowe Podcast complete with brand new music from well-known and upcoming bands, as well as exclusive interviews. Not forgetting his famous ‘Hottest Record In The World’ feature. Available on iTunes

The 1975 – Sex The 1975’s latest track ‘Sex’ hints proudly at the band’s youthful tendencies through its loud, energetic style and mass of suggestive lyrics inputted throughout. ‘Sex’ builds and progresses with a strategic runaway feel that lends well to the theme of the track, allowing the music to reflect the lyrics. Layered guitar riffs create depth showcasing just what the young threepiece are capable of. With an emotive, melodic chorus and those instantly recognisable vocals, The 1975 have created a well crafted song that is sure to resonate within the hearts of the yuppy kids today.

Drum and Bass Arena

Featuring a selection of the biggest Drum and Bass tracks around, Drum and Bass Arena Podcast, hosted by founder The Risky, comes complete with unsigned artist airings and weekly competitions. Available on iTunes How Did This Get Made A comedy podcast hosted by Paul Scheer, Jason Mantzoukas and June Diane Raphael discusses the funniest trends and recent topical news with heaps of laughs and cheeky gags. Available on iTunes www.earwolf.com/show/how-did-this-get-made/

Fish Go Deep

Fish Go Deep is the weekly podcast of the Fish Go Deep radio show. Featuring some of the best up-and-coming House music/artists as well as an array of classic house tunes. Available on iTunes

Spinnin’ Sessions

Spinnin’ Records presents its weekly radio show, Spinnin’ Sessions. Alongside some of the biggest Dance tunes of the moment, Spinnin’ Sessions features a 30 minute takeover mix each week with a guest DJ. Available on iTunes

Full Frontal

Hosted by All Time Low band members Alex Gaskarth and Jack Barakat, Full Frontal offers a huge helping of Rock tunes, popculture, TV and film discussions alongside the comedic opinions of the hosts. Available on iTunes http://fullfrontalradio.com/podcast/

Hospital Podcast

The multi-award winning podcast, hosted by London Elektricity, brings some of the most upfront and exciting Jungle, Drum and Bass and Dubstep tunes as well as featuring fresh unsigned acts. Available on iTunes

Against Me! – True Trans Two years ago, Tom Gabel (then frontman) made the biggest decision of his life. The angst-sounding Punk legend from Florida announced that he would be changing his gender, thus suddenly and bravely fronting Against Me! as Laura Jane Grace. The Punk scene, his wife, music friends and fans from across the globe embraced Grace’s new identity, and after years of battling with her then secret lifestyle, the band is back to doing what they do best, writing and recording. ‘True Trans’ is the first glimpse of what we can expect. Despite being only two acoustic tracks - ‘FuckMyLife666’ and ‘True Trans Soul Rebel’ - they are proof that Against Me! are still on top form and shows us that they have gained an abundance of confidence, indicating that the band have no plans of slowing down. They may have been making music for some 16 years, but it’s only now that we are hearing, and seeing the real Against Me! Exciting times lay ahead, watch this space.

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MUSIC NEWS

Album Reviews Dead Letter Circus – The Catalyst Fire

With a debut that peaked at number two in the AIRA charts back in 2010 - plus said record turning gold earlier this year (500,000 sold), Dead Letter Circus couldn’t be in a better position to release their eagerly awaited follow-up album, ‘The Catalyst Fire’, expected in early August. The Brisbane-based four-piece have spent the last nine months locked away in the studio with their longtime producer and collaborator Forrester Savell to conjure up this 11 track mammoth, and from the off, it’s clear that progression has been a keyword in its conception. DLC’s sound is epic, with a blistering wall of noise coming in at you from all angles. It’s the strenuous vocals of Kim Benzie that are perhaps the only real cause for concern at present. You’ll either love his slightly falsetto approach that wavers around each track, or you’ll just find them a little irritating. At times, the whole piece comes together brilliantly, both vocals and instruments reaching a climax of sound (see ‘Lodestar’), whereas, on the other hand, the need for progression gives you a sense that there’s sometimes a little too much happening in such a short space of time (see ‘Say Your Prayers’). With a focussed, driving rhythm pushing the album towards its final stages you’ll find that you’ve been engrossed within the multiple, broad-minded layers that construct ‘The Catalyst Fire’. The band have clearly found their feet. This album proves that they are/were not a flash in the pan. However, whether this record has the power to sustain such a prolific status as their previous venture is unclear; their live performance will probably give more of an indication, but what is clear is that ‘The Catalyst Fire’ is well worth a listen if you fancy something a little different.

Goldfrapp – Tales Of Us

Goldfrapp have returned, armed with their sixth studio album ‘Tales Of Us’: a haunting, musical affair that is quite frankly unlike anything they’ve ever released before. And whether that’s a good thing or not is still undecided. The album opens with ‘Jo’, which, in truth, is quite stale. Although intriguing and ethereal, it’s too dreary for an opening track. Alison Goldfrapp’s vocals, however, are completely transfixing; her breathy range fits the song’s tone flawlessly. Single ‘Drew’ is definitely one of the most glorious songs on the album, complete with bold instrumentation and build-ups. The added string solo is reminiscent of a James Bond movie, but it simply adds to the cinematic style of the album. With a strong narrative that guides each track, the album is full of intricate complexities that are mesmerising and critical to the album’s overall themes. With each track, bar one, named in the first person, it puts an added emotional and relatable stamp on the tracks. It’s clear that Goldfrapp’s new sound is a reflection of their maturity within the music industry and even though ‘Tales Of Us’ is so bare and stripped back, there are undertones of their Electro-Pop musical past nestled within the tracks. Texturised, pulsating Electro-Pop beats subtly hint at their past sound and reassure that it’s definitely Goldfrapp you’re listening too.

El-P & Killer Mike – Run The Jewels

The opening self-titled track is a filthy introduction. It’s a full-frontal assault on the ears that features some impressive lyrics, big beats and dirty basslines. El-P’s rants and disses are wellversed and the rhythm is crisp. The production is spot-on as well. It’s unpolished and free from manipulation. A less-is-more approach that works very well throughout each track. It quickly becomes apparent that El-P is feeling comfortable with this new impulsive style, and with some exceptional additions from Killer Mike and Big Boi, the record transforms into a glimpse of the potential future for Brooklyn’s Hip-Hop scene. At a point in time when rappers have received a lot of stick, it’s great to see that some artists are still happy to push their creative boundaries and throw caution to the wind. The rise of ‘real’ Hip-Hop could well be back in full swing with an apparent mutiny against label interference and a wealth of free mixtapes being thrown around the internet, and ‘Run The Jewels’ is a promising addition to the genre.

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By Robert Bramhill & Bryony Curtis

New York-based rapper/producer El-P is a bit of a perfectionist. His previous overly-thought out albums have dealt with topics ranging from US drones to abusive relationships, but Run The Jewels is a much more spontaneous project. Instead, it’s a rough around the edges, quick-lipped Hip-Hop record that has been released for free. But does this new, relaxed approach work in his favor?


Underground Electonica... Robert Babicz The Butterfly

BBM’s Top Ten Tracks To Download

- The Owl and

Twenty track epic ‘The Owl and The Butterfly’, Robert Babicz’s third album, is packed with ups and downs and enough builds and drops to keep any House head happy. With short, beatless interludes, named ‘Dream Sequences’ added inbetween each full-length track. In doing so, Babicz successfully creates a tranquil, calm before the storm quality nestled amongst the balance and contrast created by his favoured musical style.

Atoms For Peace - Amok

Electro Soundscapes introduce ‘Amok’, the debut album from Thom Yorke’s supergroup, Atoms For Peace. Although unusual, it’s hard to ignore the Radiohead resemblance buried in each track; the high pitched, prolonged wails alongside experimental stomps are all in there. Yorke’s moody vocal style seems effortless alongside the anaesthetised beats, but do hinder songs from reaching their full potential as they often outshine the explorative nature of the much more exciting accompanying music.

Clean Bandit – Dust Clears Fractures – Twisted Hurts – Somebody To Die For Polarsets – Just Don’t Open Your Eyes Yet Moby – A Case For Shame Sam Smith – Safe With Me Swim Deep – Crush Battleships – As You’d Begun Wankelmut and Emma Louise – My Head is a Jungle Meg Mac – Known Better

Carl Craig - Masterpiece

‘Masterpiece’ is the ambitious release from Tech House visionary Carl Craig. The three-disc compilation features only one conventional DJ set that includes smooth mixes and transitions, but turns stale from about the midway point. From here, however, ‘Masterpiece’ takes a turn for the better. The various classic tracks, or Craig’s ‘influences’, on disc two break up the foreseen Dance beats repeated monotonously on disc one, while disc three showcases Craig’s most recent original work, his first in some time, and a rare treat.

London Grammar Announce Debut Album Release After the fairly anonymous nature of their previous single releases, London Grammar managed to remain moderately unknown for some time. But after the release of their transfixing single ‘Wasting My Young Years’, the band were suddenly exposed and celebrated for their chillingly beautiful songs led by Hanna Reid.

The 11-track album is the product of a gruelling, 18-month process, which has seen the band involved with all the decision-making, including the handpicking of their recording team. London Grammar released their EP ‘Metal and Dust’ earlier this year, which thrust the band into new and exciting opportunities including support slots for The xx, numerous festival appearances and the announcement of their own headline tour in October 2013.

By Esther Anyakwo

After the mass of attention they’ve received since the release of their huge singles, London Grammar have announced the release of their debut album ‘If You Wait’, which is due out September 6th 2013.

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FUNNY NEWS What’s Good For The Goose, Is Bad For The Gangster

Chinese police have taken a birds-eye view of crime-fighting after hiring flocks of geese to help catch criminals and clean up the streets. We don’t want to sound negative, but from what little BBM knows about geese, they’re more likely to shit all over the streets than clean them up. “Among all poultry, geese [are known] for being extremely vigilant and having excellent hearing,” said police chief Zhang Quansheng. “Geese are very brave. They spread their wings and will attack any strangers entering [someone’s] home. “In some ways, they are more useful than dogs; a household normally keeps one dog [but] an intruder can throw a drugged bun to kill the dog.” We get the impression that chief officer Quansheng might not really have thought this one through – so dogs can be drugged but geese can’t, right? And we’re not entirely sure how much of a deterrent a sign saying “Warning: I live here” accompanied by a picture of a goose would be to a potential intruder. In fact, officer Quansheng’s logic is so flawed we suspect someone may have given him a drugged bun before the press conference. The use of geese is now being ‘actively promoted’ across the region following the success of the trial, but we’re still not convinced at BBM Towers. On the downside, how long will it take criminals to work out they just have to wait til winter for the feathery boys in blue to fly south? On the plus side, if a goose is killed on duty, at least police will have something to fill their sandwiches for the next couple of days. We can see it now, a goose-based reboot of Turner and Hooch. Starring Ryan Gosling.

A Diet That’s Worth The Weight

Calling all fatties, get your giant ass on the first flight to Dubai (you’ll need to book two seats, chubby) because the Gulf Emirate is paying its residents gold to lose weight. That’s right, there’s gold in them tha’ massive flaps of skin – and it’s not just a wrapper from a Galaxy bar that got lodged in your man boobs. For every kilogram dropped by 16th August, contestants who registered can waddle away with a gram of gold, currently worth about $42, Dubai’s civic authority announced as part of its ‘Your Weight in Gold’ initiative. We can almost hear hordes of Americans rubbing their sausagefingered hands together in greasy glee. “Break out the sausages baby, we’re fry-panning for gold! Those clogged arteries are rivers of cash!” The top three fatties can win gold coins worth up to 20,000 dirhams ($5400). “Participants must have excess weight to reduce and stay away from unhealthy methods to lose weight and should be present on the final day

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to measure weight,” Dubai Municipality said in a press release. Health officials in Dubai, the commercial hub of the United Arab Emirates, and in neighbouring Gulf nations, are spending millions to control obesity among their citizens.Five of the 10 countries where diabetes is most prevalent are in the sixnation Gulf Cooperation Council, according to the International Diabetes Federation (IDF), an umbrella organisation of more than 200 national associations. The US tried something similar a few years ago, but the winners were all paid in McDonald’s vouchers and died of heart problems a few weeks later.

Stuck In A Tight Situation January’s the usual month of choice for people looking to get stuck into things, but last month seemed to buck the trend with umpteen idiots getting various body parts stuck, entwined or locked up. Our favourite incident involved a pair of kinky lesbians (is there any other kind? Woof woof!), who had to call for police assistance in Halifax when they lost the key to a pair of handcuffs during a bout of bondage fun.“We found it amusing, but the girls looked embarrassed,” Commander Paul Gyde said. “They (handcuffs) looked real and probably served the purpose for what they wanted them for (toot! toot!).” Less sexy but more comical, was the story of a woman in Cornwall who spent “most of Monday” wedged in a faulty deckchair before being freed by firefighters. More sexy shenanigans landed a woman in Russia in trouble after she got her head stuck between some banister railings while having sex on a flight of stairs. (Ding dong!) A neighbour called police after finding the woman naked and on her knees in a stairwell, unable to free herself. She told police she had consensual sex with her partner, who had left the scene – and they say chivalry is dead. Emergency worker Alexei Dotsenko said: “In all my time working as a rescuer, I don’t recall any incident like this one.” And last, but not least stupid was a five-year-old boy in China who, bafflingly, somehow managed to get his head stuck in the railings of his family’s fourth floor apartment – with his body dangling from the outside above the street below.The boy could be seen kicking his legs in a panic after reportedly climbing over the metal cage to look for his mother who had locked him in the house alone. So there you have it readers, if there’s a lesson to be taken from all of this, it’s that lesbians are hot. We stopped paying attention after that one. Woof woof! the same job as lollipop men in Staffordshire.

Going Up Kate Middleton

She’s gone and done it! She’s produced a son and heir, third in line to the throne to be precise. So Kate Middleton we salute you and your royal loins!

Amanda Bynes

Amanda Bynes continues to be the most entertaining celebrity since Britney Spears went loco. Erm, and in case you hadn’t heard, Amanda’s been starting fires in public, so she’s taking a bit of a timeout for “observation”.

Peter Andre

It appears the dirty old man has got his 23-yearold girlfriend up the duff, perhaps to spite Jordan? We look forward to her Twitter rant.

Adam Levine

He’s just the worst kind of modelizing prick... we’d like to see what would happen if he went on a date with Carol Vorderman

Lady Gaga

She may be back with a new image, sporting a more natural look, but we wish she’d face up to the fact that she’s just not a good looking specimen of a human being... if she is human.

Courtney Stodden

This child bride stands for everything that is wrong with America. Need we say any more?


Imagine, after all those years finding out that being a sad loser with a shit job is in your genes. Mind-boggling stuff. “When we met, it was an emotional thing, but I was just so surprised when he told me he was applying to be a lollipop man at the same council as me,” explained Darren Wardle, whose dad Paul Ferris gave him up for adoption when he was a few days old. “Due to the fact I am a mobile lollipop man, I don’t have a fixed station so it would be very rare for our paths to ever cross.” The long-lost father and son both work for Staffordshire council and between them have been verbally abused and spat at by thousands of children in the area. “It makes you wonder whether being a lollipop man might be in the blood,” said road safety councillor Simon Tagg, presumably while looking down his nose at them.

The Reich Place At The Wrong Time It’s hard to come up with an original theme when you’re opening a new café so Indonesian entrepreneur Henry Mulyana thought he’d struck gold when he came up with his latest venture.

Seeing as we like to embrace all that is social media, here’s the cream of the crop in celebrity twock-ups that have popped up recently! America’s newest rap sensation is taking this thrift shop thing way too seriously… Macklemore ‫‏‬‪@macklemore‬‬ These pants smell like subway. hell no

Sadly, although its unique selling point proved popular initially, Mulyana’s “Nazi-themed” café – complete with swastikas, large pictures of Adolf Hitler and staff wearing Nazi uniforms – was soon hit by scandal thanks to outraged locals and foreigners.

One Directioner Harry talks about… well, we don’t really know! Whatever it is, he definitely knows how to entertain the masses… Harry Styles ‫‏‬‪@Harry_Styles‬‬ “Big up on the coconut shavings.”

“Those symbols are internationally recognised to represent violence and racism,” said Ayi Vivananda, the deputy mayor of Bandung, who called the owner to a meeting to explain himself. Mulyana denied being pro-Nazi or supporting Hitler and said he wanted to decorate his restaurant – called the Soldatenkaffee (Soldier Cafe) - with Nazi symbols to attract customers, both local and foreigners.

Oh Cher, with your years of experience and infinite wisdom, it would help if you didn’t upset us with your spelling… Cher ‫‏‬‪@cher‬‬ Insides r churning,I’m so upset about MASSIVE HEATWAVE affecting The Country.Is it 2 late 2 Acknowledge, Global Warming? Would it HELP ?

“I’m just a businessman, not a politician,” he said. We get the feeling Mulyana will be “heil-ing” the next taxi out of town.

Up The Creek With A Makeshift Paddle

A man from the US has been rescued after attempting to sail 300 miles from the south of England to Ireland in a child’s inflatable dinghy with a sail made out of tarpaulin. Worst. MacGyver. Ever. The 40-year-old was found drifting a few miles from the Dorset coast in a vessel with a makeshift mast and sail. Discovered by a passing dive boat, his rescuers said he had no water and had given up on reaching Ireland - but that he did not seem worried. “My first thoughts were: very bizarre,” said Nigel Holder, skipper of the boat X-Dream. “If you can imagine a small child’s dinghy ... and a grown man sitting in it with oars - and he had a mast made up of paddles and a triangular sail made from a tarpaulin.” The freak initially insisted he did not need help but later agreed to get on board and was taken ashore, where he received treatment for severe sunburn. It’s unknown if he had a huge bushy beard and was yelling “Wilson” at the time.

Actress Ellen Page knows how to spot a British band like One Direction with all the wailing and screaming… Ellen Page @EllenPage ‬ Woah people seem super excited for this new british band, the royal baby. Miley, not Molly. No wonder Miley Cyrus got defensive when everybody thought she was singing about MDMA… Miley Ray Cyrus ‫‏‬‪@MileyCyrus‬‬ My name is Miley. I sing about it. Stfu

Welcome to the royal baby, Prince George Alexander Louis of Cambridge. It’s quite a good solid name, however whilst we’re on the subject, we’d like to point out the stupidest celebrity baby names ever to grace this planet and leave a tattered path of future psychotherapy patients spending their parents hard earned cash on trying to understand why their parents would bestow such a burden upon them... Apple Martin, Rumer Willis, Pilot Inspektor, North West, Fifi Trixibell, Blanket Jackson, Bronx Mowgli Wentz, Ace Knute Johnson, Tu Morrow, Moxie Crimefighter, Zuma Nesta Rock, Sage Moonblood Stallone, Audio Science, Princess Tiaami, Jermajesty, Denim Braxton, Banjo, Speck Wildhorse, Pirate, Rebel, Camera, Satchel Allen, Kyd Duchovny, Petal Blossom Rainbow Oliver, Daisy Boo Oliver, Buddy Bear Oliver, Diva Thin Muffin, Dweezil Zappa, Moon Unit Zappa, Brooklyn Beckham, Romeo Beckham, Cruz Beckham and Harper Seven Beckham... the Beckhams can’t name kids.

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SPORTS NEWS

The Pints Of Brian

Anyone remember classic 80s comedy Brewster’s Millions starring Richard Pryor, where he has to spend millions in a short space of time in order to inherit billions? Leeds United did something similar a few years ago, only it was called Ridsdale’s Millions and the only thing they inherited was a mountain of debt. If anything, it was funnier than the film. Well it seems new Leeds boss Brian McDermott is bringing back those halcyon days after dishing out his own money to fans who came to see the club take on a local Slovenian team as part of a pre-season tour. After the 3-1 victory, the small band of loyal Leeds fans chanted “Oh Brian, it’s your round”, and the bespectacled Uncle Fester-alike duly obliged by handing over 50 Euros as he passed by the stands. Seeing as the average price of a pint in Slovenia is $2, that should leave them tanked up for the best part of the weekend – although seeing as they’re Yorkshiremen there’s an equally good chance they went straight to the bank with it. “Fifty Euros was all I came out with,” McDermott said. “I’d have given them more if I’d had it. I feel a bit bad actually.” The Leeds fans didn’t seem to mind though, with some of them going on Twitter later that evening to post pictures of the empty beer bottles McDermott had paid for. And with a potential free hand-out at every game, expect attendances at Elland Road to go through the roof this year. Smart move, Brian.

Ashes Two Ashes For England We’re not ones to brag here at BBM. For example, despite the fact we have an enormous penis, we almost never mention it. But we’d like to take a moment to puff out our chests and waggle our enormous cocks in the general direction of Australians everywhere, after becoming the first magazine to congratulate England on their Ashes success. The fact we did it a month ago before a ball had been bowled probably helped us get there first. And fresh from watching the shambolic batting display Australia served up in the second Test at Lord’s at the end of July, we’d like to take this opportunity to congratulate England again – this time for winning the next Ashes series, which kicks off in Australia in November. Well done, boys! You’ve done all us ex-pats proud. By which we actually mean, Australia are so shit there’s no way you can lose because even England at their worst are still better than Australia at their best. Of course, it’s possible that Australia could turn on the style in August and not only win the series in England 3-2, but also whitewash their home series 5-0 on the return leg. Then again, it’s also “possible” that Cheryl Cole may one day remove the restraining order she put on BBM and invite us up to her bedroom for a night of noholds barred passion involving all the other members of Girls Aloud. Including anal. Unfortunately for Australians, and for BBM, both of those scenarios are equally unlikely to happen – no matter how hard you close your eyes, pull down your jeans and “think” about it. (And if by any chance you’re reading this Cheryl, it really is enormous).

Sport According To Twitter The sporting world has seen some pretty interesting tweets from some certain big names in sport this week. Here is the cream of the crop from some of our sporting favourites: Liverpool FC Owner John W Henry is jealous of the parties over at Arsenal John W.Henry @John_W_Henry ‘What do you think they’re smoking over there at the emirates? Ashes hero Freddie Flintoff giving off his stylist views Fred Flintoff @flintoff11 ‘Just compared @joeroot05 to you @ MichaelVaughan ! I hope he doesn’t go bald at 25 too and need a squirrel on top!’ Former England striker Michael Owen isn’t happy with the way his fake Twitter is being used Michael Owen @themichaelowen ‘There is a fake account in my name where they use r and n instead of m in

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my username. Poor effort if you were duped…’ Laura Robson’s coach isn’t much of an Avicii fan Laura Robson @laurarobson5 ‘My coach describing an Avicii song, “it sounds like 6 ambulances driving past at once”. ‘ And it looks like Mo Farah can’t ‘run’ away from his love of a certain videogame Mo Farah @Mo_Farah ‘It’s time for Fifa....!!!! Kiss kiss bang bang.....!!!!! Yeeeeeezzzzzzzzzz!!!’ So the world of sport isn’t just about money and wages... well football is. But it seems they like to have a bit of personal time to themselves every now and then. So keep your eyes on Twitter, because Laura Robson might be getting her coach into AlunaGeorge next week! By Jason Barr


Blatter Still Playing Qatar Hero

Some breaking news from the boffins at FIFA HQ’s research and development department. After a year of analysis and scientific probing, they’ve made the groundbreaking discovery that it’s very hot in Qatar. So hot, in fact, that it would be silly to hold a major football tournament there in the summer. Just imagine how useful this information would have been a year earlier, just before FIFA decided to stage the 2022 World Cup in the Middle East. Talk about bad timing. The news that it’s hot near the equator took unlucky FIFA chief Sepp Blatter completely by surprise and he’s suggesting a shift in dates. “In this heat, you cannot play in the summer. And we have to consider the players,” he said. “I was just in the Middle East, in Jordan, Palestine and Israel. I have felt the heat in these countries and it’s not as hot there as it is in Qatar. It’s possible to air-condition a stadium, but not an entire country.” Good save, Sepp. Imagine if he’d not visited those countries, no one would have known it was hot in Qatar until it was too late. Even Sepp himself was adamant the tournament would take place during the summer just six months ago. Luckily for us, FIFA’s big cheese has come up with a flawless plan to solve the problem. “The World Cup in Qatar can only take place in the winter,” he said. “And the executive committee is sure to follow me.” Brilliant plan, Sepp, now all you have to do is overhaul every major domestic league in Europe to fit in a two-month break all because FIFA’s wellpaid, jet-setting bigwigs failed to spot that giving a World Cup to Qatar was a fucking ridiculous idea in the first place.

Tanks For The Memories It was Jose Mourinho who first coined the phrase “parking the bus” to describe a team that defends with more depth than a Terrence Malick film. Such ugly tactics offended the footballing sensibilities of Mourinho, who is of course famous for creating flairbased teams of risk-taking, ball-juggling ‘football carousel’ pass masters.

But as Australia are sure to find out at next year’s World Cup, even parking the bus isn’t guaranteed to get you a result when you’re up against truly great teams, which is presumably why Italian midfielder Giulio Migliaccio has come up with a controversial new tactic: parking the tank (stick with us, we’re getting to the point in a minute). Atalanta star Migliaccio, henceforth known as The Desert Prat, is in trouble with the Italian FA after riding in a tank as it rode over and crushed two cars decorated in the colours of rival clubs Brescia and Roma during the club’s pre-season festival. Migliaccio’s excuse? He couldn’t see where he was going. Well that’s all right then. “I was inadvertently the protagonist. In a party atmosphere, in among a huge crowd of fans, including lots of women and children, I was invited on board a tank,” said the 32-year-old. “I certainly could not have imagined that, at a certain stage, we would have crushed two cars taken from the scrap yard. I only realised when we were already going over them and, since I could not see since I was high up and at the back, I did not know that they had the symbols of two football clubs on them.” That excuse didn’t work for BBM when we pissed off a balcony onto Craig Foster’s car, and we’re sure it won’t work for Migliaccio either.

Tis The Season

The cash-harvesting pre-season tours of Asia are over; all the Welsh, Irish and Northern Irish clubs are out of Europe and The Sun’s back page has stopped covering minor sporting events like the Ashes and Tour de France. Yes, the new football season is upon us, but it’s not quite business as usual for everyone. For Manchester United fans, going into a new Premier League season without Alex Ferguson is like waking up as an old man and calling out your wife’s name only to remember she died a few weeks ago, possibly from being too Scottish. Unlike most widowers though, instead of replacing Ferguson with a sexy young foreign hottie - who dumps you a couple of years later after blowing all your money on expensive crap and leaving you in debt - United have gone like-for-like – hitching up with another dowdy Scotch battleaxe who’s in it for the long haul. One man who’s happy with his new bride is Robin van Persie. Asked if rival clubs would sense weakness in the wake of Ferguson’s retirement, Van Persie said: “He (Moyes) works very well. It’s only based on a few sessions but I loved them. Last year, we won the league and that was great but this time we want to win the league and more.” Still, watching United this year is going to be like watching one of those later Taggart episodes after

the Sir Alex-faced lead actor topped himself. And while United have taken the eHarmony route to finding love again (typing in their preferred matches to come up with a clone of their last great love), Chelsea have gone back to the ex they loved all along, with Jose Mourinho breezing back into Stamford Bridge as though he never swaggered away. “‘I am where I want to be so now, it’s up to me to work hard to show my club that I deserve to be here for a long time,” he said. “We have a contract of four years; in the first stage, I hope we can look to the last day of his contract and if in the end the club is happy and wants me to stay, I will be more than happy to do that.” We give it two years tops.

Nothing Fine About Relegation

What’s the real cost of relegation? Well, if you’re Thurrock FC it’s £16. No, really. Part-timers Thurrock were deducted points and relegated from the Isthmian Premier Division because one of their players failed to pay a £16 fine. To make matters worse, neither the player nor the club knew about the fine because he was playing for a different team when he got it – and has been in prison for hooliganism for the last few months. We’re not sure, but we suspect he may be related to Joey Barton. Joel Barnett (see, even the name sounds like Joey Barton), played just four times for Thurrock last season. But he should never have been able to play after failing to pay a fine issued while he was on the books of Yorkshire Sunday league team Wilton. Wilton went under owing the West Riding FA money in unpaid fines, some of which were for a ban Barnett had been served for a dismissal. “Joel should have told us but he never knew because he was in prison,” Thurrock owner Tommy South told BBC Essex. “It’s a disgrace. It all happened 11 months ago and what the FA and Ryman League have told us is that we should have checked this website and that, but we followed procedure by checking with our own county FA.” After leaving prison Barnett had a trial at Bishop’s Stortford – who escaped punishment as he only featured in friendlies – and signed for Tilbury, who were docked 18 points but avoided relegation from Isthmian Division One North. We doubt any other clubs will be signing him soon.

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CRYSTAL BALLS

Horoscopes

LEO

You take your new girlfriend to Luna Park for a romantic ride on the big wheel. It’s only when you get to the top that you remember you have a deep fear of heights and promptly soil your underwear. You try to blame the smell on a nearby fish market, but the game is up when poo starts trickling out the bottom of your jeans.

Capricorn

It’s been so long since you last washed your clothes, that when you finally go to the laundry room you find Julian Assange hiding in there. The albino web warrior moved in last August and hasn’t been out since – not even to go to the toilet. Apparently he’s been “wiki-leaking” into your washing machine for the last 12 months.

Pisces

You buy a birthday gift for your partner at Manly markets and are on the ferry back to Circular Quay when, of all the bad luck, the Opera House is attacked by Godzilla. The great beast lets out a metallic roar and stamps on the ferry with one of his mighty feet, smashing it to kindling. Luckily, you manage to jump into the harbour before the boat is destroyed, but your present gets lost in the watery depths. To make matters worse, your partner doesn’t believe you when you get back home and you’re in the doghouse all week.

Aquarius

You’re at the top of centre-point tower in the CBD booking a romantic meal for your partner’s birthday when, of all the bad luck, Sydney is attacked by King Kong. The great beast climbs to the top of the tower and roars in defiance as several fighter jets try to take him down. In the confusion, your booking gets lost in the system and when you arrive for your meal later in the week, they turn you away. When you explain what must have happened, your partner doesn’t believe you and you’re in the doghouse all week.

Sagittarius

Your decision to go vegetarian this month may be good for your conscious, but it’s not so good for your bowels. Man was built to eat only so many brussel sprouts in a day – that’s why God made sprout-based farts so disgusting. Sadly, it was a heavenly warning you never heeded and after a particularly heavy night “on the sprout”, you go to turn on the oven the next morning and the ignition flame, combined with a room-full of night-time methane emissions from your rear end, creates a fart-splosion that kills 15. Yet more blood on Linda McCartney’s hands.

Scorpio

How can we be lovers if we can’t be friends? Find out the answer in next month’s Crystal Balls!

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Cancer

You’re jewellery shopping in Pitt Street mall for your partner’s birthday when, of all the bad luck, Sydney is attacked by a 50-foot Tony Abbott. The giant Opposition leader roars something about “stop the boats” and “climate change is a lie”, stomps on several buildings then dons a pair of budgie smugglers and disappears back into the sea whence he came. In the confusion, you forget to get your partner’s present – but in a rare twist of good fortune, she was killed during the rampage so you’re off the hook.

Gemini

I can’t be bothered doing your horoscope anymore Gemini, so here’s my generic horoscope generator. Just cross out the words you don’t want to apply to you: “You will meet/find/see/ your soulmate/true calling/old flame this month, but your jealousy/pride/lack of confidence may not allow the situation/moment/ relationship to bloom/grow/materialise.”

Aries

Oi! Stop looking at bestiality porn you dirty git. Every time I tune in to see what you get up to next month, it’s a bloody filth fest. And if dogs really are man’s best friend, how come that Alsatian is shagging his owner’s wife?

Libra

You speak at the funeral of an old relative this month and come up with the brilliant plan of telling everyone what a complete knob-sack the deceased was so that fellow mourners don’t feel so bad that he’s gone.

Virgo

After watching Spider-Man and The Hulk, you decide the best way to become a superhero is to expose yourself to high levels of radiation. You consequently ingest the radioactive isotope polonium-210 but instead of gaining super strength or the ability to climb vertical surfaces, all your hair falls out and you die a slow and painful death. Honestly, it’s as if Hollywood is making all this stuff up.

Taurus

Eight months after it stopped being a novelty hit and started becoming annoying, you finally master the Gangnam Style dance. You sad, sad git.


ASK CRYSTAL & JOKES

Ask Crystal Dear Crystal, I love my girlfriend very much. She’s smart, funny and attractive – but her fanny looks and smells like a hairy bucket of fish guts. What can I do? Thanks, James Dear James, I get a lot of letters from men about this, and the simple fact is if you get rid of the fluff around the muff, the smell will take care of itself. Providing she showers regularly. But how do you trim her less-than-fragrant forest without her noticing? Simple. Buy her a vibrator then suggest “spicing things up” in the bedroom by blindfolding her. Once she’s enjoying herself, slowly stop using the vibrator and start using your electric razor. With a bit of luck she’ll think you’re just teasing her, not pruning her. Dear Crystal, My ex-boyfriend is trying to blackmail me into getting back with him by threatening to put a sex tape we made on his webcam on the internet. I don’t know what I ever saw in the lying creep. What should I do? Best, Sarah

As another contraction surged through her body, Kate gripped William’s hand with enough power to crush a quail’s egg. She squeezed her eyes shut until tears were forced out from the corners and screamed: “BASTARD!” William glanced at the gynaecologist and asked, “Why does she want to see Harry?” Paul, Darlinghurst I’ve got a library book that’s like Kate and William’s baby. It’s overdue and I’m going to have to pay for it. Nick, Richmond What’s the similarity between the Royal baby and Apple’s iPhone? People would queue up for days just to be the first to welcome its arrival and on the next day will realise it’s the same old shit again. James, Newtown Under the new pornography ban, pictures of David Cameron will be removed from the web, as nobody will be allowed to look at a massive cunt. Pete, Newcastle I woke up this morning thinking. Is It a girl? Is it a boy? Nothing to do with the Royal baby though, more to do with a cheap hooker in Thailand. Barry, Kings Cross What is the main function of the Australia coach? To transport the team from the hotel to the ground. Daniel, Fitzroy

Dear Sarah, I faced a similar situation involving London mayor Boris Johnson a couple of years ago. The only difference was it was me blackmailing him (there’s just something about that Worzel Gummidge hair that sets my knickers dripping). He got out of it by paying me a lump sum and giving me the run of Kensington Palace at weekends, but assuming you don’t have unlimited wealth at your disposal, you’ll have to be more cunning. Lucky for you, I have just the plan. First, you need to find a virusridden website filled with the most degrading and illegal sex acts ever created by mentally disturbed perverts - I’m thinking men dressed as Jimmy Krankie sucking off white tigers while shoving heroin-induced hamsters up their sphincters and pushing their cocks into a hornets’ nest (i.e. a typical night at Kensington Palace for Boris and me). Then send a flirty message to your ex with a link to the website (tell him it’s a link to some lingerie or something). Not only will the virus fuck up his computer (and with a bit of luck destroy the sex tape), but if you call the police they will then search and confiscate his hard-drive, and put him on the sex offenders register. Problem solved. Dear Crystal, I have been dating a wonderful man for over a year now, but he won’t propose to me! He’s a

great guy, he always offers to come shopping with me and helps me pick the latest fashions. We have a lot in common too. We cry at all the same movies and I get along great with his best friends, and often it’s the three of us on a Friday night. He’s really understanding too, he never pressures me to have sex with him, and is content with simply drinking a cocktail and braiding my hair at night. He is the best friend I’ve ever had, we can talk for hours about anything. I seem to have found my soulmate. Why won’t he marry me? Warm Fuzzy Regards Debbie Dear Debbie, This guy seems to be every girl’s dream... loves fashion, sappy movies and braiding hair? Have you checked between his legs yet? This man would much prefer packaging similar to what he’s equipped with rather than the unknown abyss you present in your undercreackers. Wake up Debbie. His “friend” is where he gets all his sexual pleasure that clearly is not taking place in your bed. Drop this guy and find one with mismatched socks, a wrinkled shirt and a beer bottle to his lips. That’s your knight in shining armour!

Jokes What’s the difference between Ricky Ponting and a funeral director? A funeral director doesn’t keep losing the ashes. John, Bondi He’s spent time in prison. . . . been an inspiration to millions. . . loved and hated in equal measure. Sure he’s done things wrong, but who hasn’t? As I heard the news he was seriously ill and on his deathbed, I shared the same thought as everyone else. . . Get well soon, O.J Simpson. Graham, Darlinghurst David Cameron has demanded that Google clamp down on obscene searches. He told an interviewer: “You shouldn’t provide results for some terms that are so depraved and disgusting, I can’t even say them on your show.” I can see why he’s so angry - he is the top result for most of the terms. Jamie, Cottesloe A reporter has just commented, about Tiger Woods at the Open in Muirfield: “It’s inevitable that some of the energy has been sucked out of him.” Naughty of Tiger to sneak women into his room again. Jack, Cairns Most households in the UK will have pornography blocked by their internet provider unless they choose to receive it, David Cameron has announced. My wife probably gave him the idea. Tom, Wollongong

Prince William’s heir is falling out. John, Redfern “... To have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death do us part”, I whispered into my wife’s ear. Then I rolled her body into the shallow grave and covered her in mud. Joel, Brisbane If there’s anything that the Mayans have taught us, it’s that if you don’t finish something, it’s not the end of the world. Ross, Fremantle Lady Gaga has announced that she is to be dropping Facebook for charity. She should also think about dropping her knickers, for clarity. Amy, Mornington Apparently Wi-Fi laptops can damage your sperm. In my experience, not as much as sperm can damage your Wi-Fi laptop. James, Surry Hills I read the headline “5 people crushed by rocks in Portugal”. That’s what they get for picking scissors. Harry, St. Kilda Both of my parents are Christian and so to please them I only had sex after I was married. But apparently, it only counts if it’s with your wife... Ben, Paddington

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TRAVEL NEW ZEALAND & FIJI

Things to do in New Zealand

SKYDIVING

SKYDIVE LAKE WANAKA LTD 14, Mustang Lane Wanaka Airport State Highway 6 Wanaka, South Island NZ Tel: +64 3 443 7207 or FREEphone 0800 786 877 info@skydivewanaka.com www.skydivewanaka.com NZONE ‘THE ULTIMATE JUMP’ Queenstown & Rotorua Tel: 0800 376 796 skydive@nzone.biz www.nzone.biz SKYDIVINGNZ.COM New Zealand Skydiving School FREEPHONE: 0800 NZSKYDIVE Email: info@skydivingnz.com

RAFTING

RANGITATA RAFTS Peel Forest RD20 South Canterbury, NZ Tel: + 64 3 696 3534 New Zealand Freephone: 0800 251 251 info@rafts.co.nz www.rafts.co.nz

JET BOATING SHOTOVER JET

The World’s Most Exciting Jet Boat Ride, and the only company permitted to operate in the spectacular Shotover River Canyons.

Shotover Jet Beach, Gorge Road Arthurs Point, Queenstown, New Zealand Free Phone (NZ only): 0800 SHOTOVER Phone: +64 3 442 8570 Fax: +64 3 442 7467 reservations@shotoverjet.co.nz www.shotoverjet.com

GLACIER GUIDING FOX GLACIER GUIDING 44 Main Rd, Po Box 38, Fox Glacier, NZ Ph: +64 3 751 0825 Freephone (NZ only): 0800 111 600 info@foxguides.co.nz www.foxguides.co.nz

Take a breathtaking guided trip on the West Coast’s longest and less crowded glacier amidst fascinating ice formations with NZ’s most experienced glacier guiding company. Offering a full range of trips to suit all fitness levels.

RIVER BOARDING

MAD DOG RIVERBOARDING 37 Shotover Street Queenstown New Zealand Ph: +64 3442 7797 www.riverboarding.co.nz

ACCOMMODATION CHRISTCHURCH

CITY OASIS 180 Peterborough Street, Christchurch, NZ Ph: + 64 3366 9531 cityoasis@xtra.co.nz www.kiwi-backpackers.co.nz COKER’S BACKPACKERS 52 manchester Street, Christchurch, NZ Ph: + 64 3379 8580 enquiries@cokers.co.nz www.cokers.co.nz

BAY OF ISLANDS

BAY ADVENTURER BACKPACKERS & APARTMENTS 28, Kings Road, Paihia, Bay of Islands, NZ Ph: +64 9 402 5162 Info@bayadventurer.co.nz www.bayadventurer.co.nz

KAIKOURA ADELPHI LODGE Main Street, Kaikoura, NZ Ph: + 64 3319 5141 Fax: + 64 3319 6786 adelphilodge@xtra.co.nz www.kiwi-backpackers.co.nz

QUEENSTOWN

AUCKLAND

BUNGI BACKPACKERS 15 Sydney Street, Queenstown, NZ Ph: + 64 3442 8725 Fax: + 64 3442 8729 www.kiwi-backpackers.co.nz

NOMADS AUCKLAND 16-20 Fort Street, Auckland, NZ Freecall: 0508 NOMADS Phone: +64 9 300 9999 bookings@nomadsauckland.com nomadshostels.com $5 off first night (min 3 night stay) if you mention this ad

SOUTHERN LAUGHTER LODGE 4 Isle Street, Queenstown, NZ Ph: + 64 3441 8828 southernlaughter@xtra.co.nz www.kiwi-backpackers.co.nz NOMADS QUEENSTOWN 5-11 Church Street, Queenstown, NZ Freecall: 0508 NOMADS Phone: +64 3 441 3922 info@nomadsqueenstown.com nomadshostels.com Queenstown’s brand new flashpackers, now open with rave reviews.

FRANZ JOSEF GLACIER CHATEAU FRANZ 8 Cron Street, Franz Josef Glacier, NZ Ph: + 64 3752 0738 www.kiwi-backpackers.co.nz

NOMADS FAT CAMEL 38 Fort Street, Auckland, NZ Freecall: 0508 NOMADS Phone: +64 9 307 0181 bookings@nomadsfatcamel.com nomadshostels.com $5 off first night if you mention this ad.

WELLINGTON

NOMADS CAPITAL 118 Wakefield Street, Wellington, NZ Freecall: 0508 NOMADS Phone: +64 4 978 7800 info@nomadscapital.com nomadshostels.com Central city backpackers with FREE MEAL every night.

GLOW WORM COTTAGES 7 Cron Street, Franz Josef Glacier, NZ Ph: + 64 3752 0172 glowwormcottages@xtra.co.nz www.kiwi-backpackers.co.nz

Fiji ACCOMMODATION

THINGS TO DO

BEACHCOMBER ISLAND RESORT Mamanuca Island Group Ph: + 679 6661500 Fax: + 679 6664496 info@beachcomberfiji.com www.beachcomberfiji.com

ROBINSON CRUSOE ISLAND Fiji budget accommodation Ph: (679) – 6281999 (679) – 6282901 robinsoncrusoe@connect.com.fj www.robinsoncrusoeislandfiji.com

THE BEACHOUSE Coral Coast, Fiji Islands Fiji phone: 679 6530500 Free call (within Fiji): 0800 6530530 Australia info line: 07 55320412 info@fijibeachouse.com www.fijibeachouse.com

THE UPRISING BEACH RESORT 679-345-2200 Beach RoadPacific Harbour P.O.Box 416 Pacific Habour Fiji Islands enquiries@uprisingbeachresort.com www.uprisingbeachresort.com

SMUGGLERS COVE BEACH RESORT * HOTEL P.O.Box 10409 Nadi Airport. Ph: (679) 672 6578 or 672 4578 Fax: (679) 672 0662 reservations@smugglerscove.com.fj www.smugglersbeachfiji.com, Skype name: Smugglers Cove HORIZON BEACH RESORT Wailoaloa Beach, Nadi Bay, Fiji Ph: +679 672 2832 or 4578 Fax: +679 672 0662 www.horizonbeachfiji.com

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NADI BAY RESORT HOTEL Wailoaloa Beach Road Private Mail Bag NAP 0359, Nadi Airport Ph: (679) 6723599 Fax: (679) 6720092 nadibay@connect.com.fj www.fijinadibayhotel.com/ NADI BAY DOWNTOWN BACKPACKERS Nadi, Fiji Islands Ph: [679] 670 0600 pacvalley@connect.com.fj

SKYDIVING

SKYDIVE FIJI 11 Zahoor Road, Nadi, Fiji Isalnds Tel: +679-6728166 Fax: +679-6721415 admin@skydivefiji.com.fj www.skydivefiji.com.fj ‘Incredible views of Fiji’s Islands and Reefs; Beach or Resort landings’

SCUBA DIVING

SUBSURFACE FIJI ADVENTURE DIVING & WATERSPORTS Subsurface Fiji Adventure Diving and Watersports Beachcomber, Treasure, Malolo, Walu Beach, Funky Fish and Musket Cove Island Resorts, Fiji Tel: +679 6666 738 info@subsurfacefiji.com www.subsurfacefiji.com


Things to do in Australia SKYDIVING

SYDNEY SKYDIVERS 745 Picton Road, Wilton, New South Wales, Australia 2571 Ph: 1800 805 997 admin@sydneyskydivers.com.au www.sydneyskydivers.com.au SUNSHINE COAST SKYDIVERS 1 Pathfinder Drive, Caloundra Airport, Sunshine Coast, QLD Ph: 07 5437 0211 Mob: 04 18 776 775 bookings@sunshinecoastskydivers.com.au www.sunshinecoastskydivers.com.au SOUTHERN SKYDIVERS Busselton Regional Airport, Bussleton, WA Free: 1300 449 669 skydive@southernskydivers.com.au www.southernskydivers.com.au SKYDIVE BYRON BAY Hanger 1, Tyagarah Airfield, NSW, 2481 Ph: 1800 800 840 or 02 6684 1323 info@skydivebyronbay.com www.skydivebyronbay.com The ultimate skydive experience Australia has to offer! SKYDIVE COFFS HARBOUR P.O. Box 351, Coffs Harbour, NSW, 2450 Ph: 0433 254 438 info@skydivecoffs.com.au www.skydivecoffs.com.au Beach landings in the heart of Coffs SKYDIVE THE REEF CAIRNS 51 Sheridan St, Cairns, QLD, 4870 Ph: 1800 800 840 info@skydivethereefcairns.com.au www.skydivethereefcairns.com.au SKYDIVE JURIEN BAY 36B Bashford St, Jurien Bay, WA, 6516 Ph: 0438 441 239 www.skydivejurienbay.com SKYDIVE MISSION BEACH 51 Sheridan St, Cairns, QLD, 4870 Ph: 1800 800 840 info@missionbeachskydive.com.au www.skydivemissionbeach.com.au Free transfers from Mission Beach & Cairns. Australia’s Highest jump and Beach Landings

SCUBA DIVING AUSTRALIA

NINGLAOO WHALE SHARK & DIVE CENTRE Located inside reception at the Exmouth Cape Holiday Park: 3 Truscott Street, Exmouth, WA Ph: 1800 224 060 www.ningaloowhalesharkndive.com.au THE SCUBA CENTRE Port Douglas-Cairns-Airlie Beach, 230 Sugarloaf Rd, Whitsunday Ph: 07 4946 1067 whitscub@gmail.com www.scubacentre.com.au

ADVENTURE TOURS

GOIN SOUTH Four days, two famous Aussie icons, one awesome tour Ph: 1800 009 858 www.facebook.com/goinsouthtours TEMPATION DOLPHIN SWIM Marina Pier, Holdfast Shores Marina Glenelg, SA, 5045 Ph: 0412 811 838 info@dolphinboat.com.au www.dolphinboat.com.au A J HACKET BUNGY JUMPING McGregor Road, Smithfield, QLD, 4878 Tel: 07 4057 7188 Free: 1800 622 888 cairns.reception@ajhackett.com www.cairns.ajhackett.com OCEAN RAFTING WHITSUNDAYS The Jetty, Coral Sea Resort, Airlie Beach, QLD Ph: 07 4946 6848 oceanrafting@airlie.net.au www.oceanrafting.com.au STAND UP PADDLE SURFING 3 Graham Colyer Drive, Agnes Water, QLD Ph: 07 4974 7874 / 07 4962 0210 Mob: 0422 806 235 info@1770sup.com.au www.1770sup.com.au MULGAS ADVENTURE 4 Traeger Avenue Alice Springs, NT, 0871 Ph: 08 9521 545 www.mulgas.com.au SURF & SUN AUSTRALIAN ADVENTURES Ph: 1800 786 386 08 8212 0211 info@surfandsun.com.au www.surfandsun.com.au KANGAROO ISLAND ADVENTURE TOURS Adelaide, SA Ph: 08 8202 8678 bookings@kiadventuretours.com.au www.kiadventuretours.com.au MINISTRY OF PAINTBALLING L4, 362 Kent St, Sydney, NSW, 2000 Ph:1800 646 478 Ph: 02 9262 2362 www.ministryofpaintball.com BRIDGE CLIMB SYDNEY Ph: 02 8274 7777 www.bridgeclimb.com BUNYIP TOURS 570 Flinders Street Melbourne Victoria, 3000 1300 286 947 info@bunyiptours.com www.bunyiptours.com PENRITH WHITE WATER RAFTING Ph: 02 4730 4333 booking@penrithwhitewater.com.au www.penrithwhitewater.com.au BALLOON SUNRISE PO Box 229 , Yarra Glen, VIC, 3775 Ph: 03 9730 2422 Free: 1800 HOTAIR (1800 468 247) info@hotairballooning.com.au www.hotairballooning.com.au

TRAVEL AUSTRALIA

KITE SURFING

KITESURF 1770 IKO Certified Kiteboarding school/Centre 3 Graham Colyer Drive, Agnes Wate, QLD Ph: 07 4974 7874 / 07 4962 0210 Mob: 0422 806 235 info@kitesurf1770.com.au www.kitesurf1770.com.au KITE REPUBLIC 10-18 Jacka Blvd. St.Kilda Sea Baths Complex, St.Kilda, 3182, Melbourne, VIC Ph: 03 95370644 Mob: +61 418583233 info@kiterepublic.com.au www.kiterepublic.com.au

SURF SCHOOLS

MOJO SURF 2/9 Marvell St, Byron Bay, 2481, NSW Ph: 1800 113 044 reservations@mojosurf.com www.mojosurf.com GREAT OCEAN ROAD SURF TOURS 55B Surf Coast Highway, Torquay, Victoria, 3228 +61 3 5261 3730 info@gorsurftours.com.au www.gorsurftours.com.au GET WET SURF SCHOOL Ph: 1800 438 938 www.getwetsurf.com SURF SHACK Ph: 03 5155 4933 www.surfshack.com.au GO SURFING BYRON BAY Ph: 02 6685 7099 gosurfingbyronbay@gmail.com www.gosurfingbyronbay.com LETS GO SURFING Ph: 02 9365 1800 www.letsgosurfing.com.au SURFING AUSTRALIA Ph: 07 5599 3800 www.surfingaustralia.com Marine Charters ADVENTURE BAY CHARTERS 2 Jubilee Drive, Port Lincoln, SA, 5606 Ph: 04 8842 8862 info@adventurebaycharters.com.au www.adventurebaycharters.com.au KANGAROO MARINE CHARTERS 9 Chapman Terrace, Kingscote, Kangaroo Island, SA Ph: 0427 315 286 www.kimarineadventures.com ADVENTURE KAYAKING 7 Hastings Street, Glenelg South, SA Ph: 08 8295 8812 bookings@adventurekayak.com.au www.adventurekayak.com.au JET SKI SAFARIS Birth 56, Jetty Sea, Mariners Cove, Waterways, QLD Ph: 07 5526 3111 Mob: 0409 754 538 info@jetskisafaris.com.au www.jetskisafaris.com.au

PARADISE JET BOATING Jetty ‘C’ Mariners Cove Marina, Seaworld Drive, Main Beach Qld 4217 Ph: 1300 JET BOAT (1300 538 262) thrills@paradisejetboating.com.au www.paradisejetboating.com.au

BIKE RIDING TOURS

ESCAPE GOAT Adelaide, SA Ph: 08 8121 8112 Mob: 0422 916289 info@escapegoat.com.au www.escapegoat.com.au

ZORB BALLS

OZ BALL GOLD COAST (TEMPORARILY CLOSED) Go Zorbing with Oz Ball. Ph: 07 5547 6300 info@ozball.com.au www.infomaps.com.au/attractions_listings/ozball

WINE AND BEER TOURS

PRIME MINI TOURS Melrose Park, SA, 5039 Ph: 1300 667 650 info@primeminitours.com www.primeminitours.com

HIDDEN SECRET TOURS Melbourne CBD Ph: 03 9663 3358 tours@hiddensecrettours.com www.hiddensecretstours.com CARLTON & UNITED BREWERY TOUR Cnr Thompson & Nelson Streets, Abbotsford, VIC Ph:(03) 9420 6800 www.carltonbrewhouse.com.au BIG NIGHT OUT Surfers Paradise Every Wednesday and Saturday Night www.GoldCoastBackpackers.net FROG & TOAD BAR HOP Cairns Every Wednesday and Friday Night Mob: 0418 184 646 partyincairns@bigpond.com www.partyincairns.com

BOWLING

STRIKE BOWLING Nationwide Ph:1300 787453 www.strikebowling.com.au PADDO BOWLS 2 Quarry Street Paddington NSW, 2021 Ph: 02936 1150

TRANSPORT

MIGHTY CAMPERS Nationwide Ph: 1800 670 232 www.mightycampers.com.au GREAT SOUTHERN RAIL Nationwide Ph: 1800 703 357 www.greatsouthernrail.com.au TRAVELLERS AUTOBARN Nationwide Ph: 1800 674 374 www.travellers-autobarn.com.au

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ACCOMMODATION LISTINGS NEW SOUTH WALES SYDNEY

WORLD SQUARE HOSTEL 2/640 George St, Sydney NSW 2000 (02) 9267 5616 worldsquarehostel.com.au SYDNEY BACKPACKERS 7 Wilmot St Sydney NSW 2000 Ph: 02 9267 7772 1800 88 77 66 (Free Call) info@sydneybackpackers.com www.sydneybackpackers.com CLOVELLY HOTEL 381 Clovelly Road Clovelly Ph: (02) 9665 1214 office@clovellyhotel.com.au www.clovellyhotel.com.au CRITERION HOTEL 260 Pitt Street Sydney (crn Pitt & Park Streets) Ph: (02) 9264 3093 patk@criterianhotel.net.au www.criterionhotel.net.au JOLLY SWAGMAN BACKPACKERS HOSTEL 27 Orwell Street Kings Cross, NSW 2011 Free: 1800 805 870 Ph: 93586400 skype: jolly.swagman.backpackers stay@jollyswagman.com.au www.jollyswagman.com.au BONDI BACKPACKERS 110 Campbell Parade Bondi Beach NSW 2026 Free: 1800 304 660 Ph: (02) 9130 4660 bookings@bondibackpackers.com.au www.bondibackpackers.com.au OXFORD COURT ACCOMMODATION Bondi Junction Mobile 0412547840 Cafesbs@bigpond.net.au Clean, affordable and friendly backpackers. Rooms for 1 to 4 people. Close to bus, train and shops. Rooms have TV, fridge, toaster, microwave, kitchenette, cutlery, crockery, sheets supplied. Laundry, internet and BBQ facilities. Prices range from $190 to $130 depending on the number of guests. THE GLOBE BACKPACKERS 40 Darlingurst Road Kings Cross, Sydney NSW 2011 Free: 1800 806 384 Ph: (02) 9326 9675 info@globebackpackers.com www.globebackpackers.com CITY RESORT HOSTEL 103-105 Palmer St Woolloomooloo, NSW 2011 Ph: (02) 9357 3333 bookings@cityresort.com.au Skype: City Resort Hostel www.cityresort.com.au Show this ad for $5 off!

(Valid for new guests only. Min. 3 nights stay.)

THE GEORGE STREET HOTEL 700A George Street Sydney NSW 2000 Ph: (02) 9211 1800 Fax: 02 9212 2884 Free: 1800 679 606 (Within Australia) booking@thegeorge.com.au www.thegeorge.com.au BOUNCE SYDNEY 28 Chalmers Street, Sydney 2010 Free call 1800890897 Ph (02) 9281 2222 book@bouncehotel.com.au www.bouncehotel.com.au LORD WOLSELEY HOTEL 265 Bulwara Rd Ultimo, Sydney 2007 Ph: (02) 9660 1731 info@lordwolseleyhotel.com.au www.lordwolseleyhotel.com.au

PORTERHOUSE HOTEL 233 Riley St Surry Hills NSW 2010 Ph: (02) 9211 4454 info@porterhouse.com.au www.Porterhouse.com.au BIG HOSTEL Single and double & Dorm rooms available Max 4 bed dorms. 212 Elizabeth Street, Surry Hills Sydney NSW 2010 Ph: (02) 92816030 Free: 1800 212 244 reception@bighostel.com www.bighostel.com O’MALLEY’S HOTEL 228 William Street, Kings Cross Sydney, NSW 2011 Ph: 02 9357 2211 admin@omalleyshotel.com.au www.omalleyshotel.com.au SYDNEY CENTRAL HOSTEL 428 Pitt Street Sydney 2000 Ph: (02) 9211 7323 stay@sydneycentralhostel.com.au www.sydneycentralhostel.com.au THE ROYAL HOTEL 370 Abercrombie St, Darlington, NSW, 2008 Ph: (02) 9698 8557 info@royal.com.au www.royal.com.au KANGA HOUSE BACKPACKERS 141 Victoria Street, Kings Cross, Sydney Ph: (02) 9357 7897 www.KangaHouse.com.au

SYDNEY NORTHERN BEACHES

SYDNEY BEACHOUSE - YHA 4 Collaroy St, Collaroy, 2097 Ph: +61 2 9981 1177 mail@sydneybeachouse.com.au www.sydneybeachouse.com.au Guaranteed jobs/work all year. Cheap weekly rates by the beach with free Surfboard, Bodyboard & Bike hire

SYDNEYS SOUTHERN BEACHES

CRONULLA BEACH YHA Level 1, 40 -42 Kingsway Cronulla Sydney, 2230 Ph: 02 9527 7772 enquiries@cronullabeachyha.com www.cronullabeachyha.com www.yha.com.au

PORT STEPHENS

MELALEUCA SURFSIDE BACKPACKERS 2 Koala Place, One Mile Beach, NSW 2316 Ph: (02) 4981 9422 Mobile: 0427 200 950 melaleucabackpacker@bigpond.com www.melaleucabackpackers.com.au HUNTER VALLEY Hunter Valley YHA 100 Wine Country Drive Nulkaba, Hunter Valley, NSW Ph: 02 4991 3278 huntervalley@yhansw.org.au www.yha.com.au

KATOOMBA

KATOOMBA MOUNTAIN Backpackers Lodge 31 Lurline st Katoomba, NSW Ph: 04782 3933 stay@katoombabackpackers.com.au www.katoombabackpackers.com.au SPECIAL WINTER DEAL, STAY 2 NIGHTS GET THE 3RD NIGHT FREE!!!!!!

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BYRON BAY

AQUARIUS BACKPACKERS 16 Lawson Street Byron Bay NSW 2481 Ph: (02) 6685-7663 Free: 1800 028 909 info@aquarius-backpackers.com.au www.aquarius-backpackers.com.au NOMADS BYRON BAY 1 Lawson Lane, Byron Bay, NSW 2481 Ph: 02 6680 7966 Free: 1800 766 673 bookings@nomadsbyronbay.com nomadshostels.com ARTS FACTORY LODGE 1 Skinners Shoot Road, Byron Bay, NSW Ph: 02 6685 7709 info@artsfactory.com.au www.artsfactory.com.au An essential part of your journey

LAKE TABOURIE

LAKE TABOURIE TOURIST PARK Princes Hwy, Lake Tabourie, NSW 2539 Free call: 1300 559 966 tabourie@shoalhaven.nsw.gov.au www.holidayhaven.com.au/tabourie

QUEENSLAND BRISBANE

BASE BRISBANE UPTOWN 466 George St, Brisbane City, Qld 4000 Ph: (07) 3238 5888 Free: 1800 24 2273 uptown@stayatbase.com www.stayatbase.com Free Tinbilly Limited Edition T-shirt With presentation of this BBM Ad THE DECK 117 Harcourt St, New Farm Brisbane QLD 4005 Ph: 0433 777 061 the_deck@live.com.au Designed with the working Traveler in Mind. Minimum 2 week stay BASE BRISBANE CENTRAL 308 Edward st Brisbane QLD 4000 Ph: 07 3211 2433 brisbane@stayatbase.com www.stayatbase.com BUNK 11-21 Gipps St, Fortitude Valley, Qld, 4006 Ph: +61 7 3257 3644 Free: 1800 682 865 info@bunkbrisbane.com.au www.bunkbrisbane.com.au BRISBANE CITY YHA 392 Upper Roma St, Brisbane QLD 4000 Ph: (07) 3236 1004 brisbanecity@yha.com.au www.yha.com.au

GOLDCOAST

TREKKERS BACKPACKERS 22 White Street, Goldcoast, QLD, 4215 Ph: (07) 55915616 Free : 1800 100 004 info@trekkersbackpackers.com.au www.trekkersbackpackers.com.au AQUARIUS BACKPACKERS 44 Queen Street Gold Coast, Queensland Ph: 07 5527 1300 Free:1800 229 955 info@aquariusbackpackers.com.au www.aquariusbackpackers.com.au SURFERS PARADISE YHA AT MAIN BEACH Mariners Cove, 70 Seaworld Drive Main Beach, Surfers Paradise 4217 Ph: (07) 5571 1776 surfersparadise@yha.com.au www.yha.com.au BACKPACKERS IN PARADISE

40 Peninsular Drive Central Surfers Paradise Queensland, 4217 Ph: (07) 5538 4344 Free: 1800 268 621 info@backpackersinparadise.com www.backpackersinparadise.com SURF N SUN Beachside Backpackers 3323 Surfers Paradise Blvd, Surfers Paradise, Gold Coast, QLD 4217 Ph: (07) 5592 2363 Free: 1800 678 194 info@surfnsun-goldcoast.com www.surfnsun-goldcoast.com SLEEPING INN SURFERS 26 Peninsular Drive Surfers Paradise QLD Ph: 07 5592 4455 info@sleepinginn.com.au www.sleepinginn.com.au COOLANGATTA SANDS HOSTEL Cnr Griffith & McLean Streets

ISLANDER BACKPACKERS RESORT Cnr. Beach Road and Surfers Paradise Blvd Surfers Paradise QLD 4217 Ph: +61 7 5538 8000 Toll free: 1800 074 393

res@islander.com.au

www.islander.com.au/Backpackers Coolangatta 4225 QLD Ph: 07 5536 7472 hostel@taphouse.com.au www.taphouse.com.au SURFERS PARADISE BACKPACKERS RSRT Backpackers Resort,2837 Gold Coast Highway, Queensland 4217 Ph: 07 5592 4677 Free: 1800 282 800 spbr@bigpond.net.au www.surfersparadisebackpackers.com.au

NOOSA

NOMADS NOOSA 44 Noosa Drive, Noosa Heads, QLD 4567 Phone: 07 5447 3355 bookings@nomadsnoosa.com www.nomadsnoosa.com

HERVEY BAY

NOMADS HERVEY 408 The Esplanade, Torquay, Hervey Bay, QLD 4655 Phone: 07 4125 3601 bookings@nomadshervey.com www.nomadshervey.com

TOWN OF 1770

(Between Bunderberg & Rockhampton) COOL BANANAS 2 Spring Road, 1770, Queensland, 4677 Ph: (07) 4974 7660 Free: 1800 227 660 wheeler_danny@hotmail.com www.coolbananas.net.au 1770 SOUTHERN CROSS (Backpackers) 2694 Round Hill Rd Agnes Water QLD 4677 Ph: 0749747225 info@1770southerncross.com www.1770southerncross.com 1770 BEACHSIDE BACKPACKERS 12 Captain Cook Drive PO Box 212, Agnes Water QLD 4677 Ph: 07 4974 7200 enquiries@1770beachsidebackpacker.com.au www.1770beachsidebackpacker.com.au

CAIRNS CAIRNS SHARE HOUSE 17 Scott Street, Cairns, QLD 4870 Ph: (+617) 4041 1875 info@cairns-sharehouse.com www.cairns-sharehouse.com GILLIGANS BACKPACKERS HOTEL & RESORT 57-59 Grafton Street, Cairns, QLD Ph: (07) 4041 6566 Free: 1800 556 995 reservations@gilligans.com.au www.gilligans.com.au NOMADS ESPLANADE 93 The Esplanade, Cairns, QLD 4870 Ph: 07 4031 7477 Free: 1800 175 716 bookings@nomadsesplanade.com www.nomadshostels.com DREAMTIME TRAVELLERS REST 4 Terminus Street (corner of Bunda st.& Terminus st.) Cairns 4870 Queensland Ph: (07) 4031 6753 info@dreamtimehostel.com www.dreamtimehostel.com JJ’S BACKPACKERS 11-13 Charles Street Cairns QLD 4870 Ph - (07) 4051 7642 Free- 1800 666 336 jjsbackpackers@ledanet.com.au www.jjsbackpackers.com

MISSION BEACH ABSOLUTE BACKPACKERS 28 Wongaling Beach Road Mission Beach Queensland 4852 Ph: 07 4068 8317 Free: 1800 688 316 info@absolutebackpackers.com.au www.absolutebackpackers.com.au SCOTTY’S BEACH HOUSE 167 Reid Road, Mission Beach, QLD, 4852 Ph: 07 4068 8676 info@scottysbeachhouse.com.au www.scottysbeachhouse.com.au

WHITSUNDAYS BAREFOOT LODGE Whitsunday Passage, Whitsundays, QLD Ph: +61 7 4946 9400 Free: 1800 075 125 longisland@oceanhotels.com.au www.oceanhotels.com.au

AIRLIE BEACH AIRLIE BEACH YHA 394 Shute Harbour Road Airlie Beach QLD Phone: (07) 4946 6312 Free:1800 247 251 airliebeach@yha.com.au www.yha.com.au MAGNUMS/WHITSUNDAY VILLAGE TRAVEL 366 Shute Harbour Rd, Airlie Beach, QLD Ph: (07) 4964 1199 or 07 4964 1188 Free: 1800 624 634 travel@magnums.com.au www.magnums.com.au


CAPE TRIBULATION

PK’S JUNGLE VILLAGE Cape Tribulation Road (PMB 7) Cape Tribulation QLD 4873 Tel: 07 4098 0040 info@pksjunglevillage.com www.pksjunglevillage.com FERNTREE RAINFOREST LODGE Camelot Close, Cape Tribulation, QLD Australia Freecall:1800 987 077 International Telephone: +61 7 4098 0033 Availability and Rates: www.thebookingbutton.com.au reservationsferntree@oceanhotels.com.au www.oceanhotels.com.au

Jewell House 180 Goderich St. Perth, WA 6000 tel: (08) 9325 8488 fax: (08) 9221 4694 jewellhouse@ymca.org.au www.ymcajewellhouse.com.au UNDERGROUND BACKPACKERS 268 Newcastle Street Northbridge WA 6003 Ph: (08) 9228 3755 www.undergroundbackpackers.com.au

WESTERN BEACH LODGE 6 Westborough Street Scarborough, Western Australia, 6019 Ph. (08) 9245 1624 westernbeach@iprimus.com.au www.westernbeach.com

EXCLUSIVE BACKPACKERS 158 Adelaide Tce, Perth 6000 Ph: (08) 9221 9991 exclusivebackpackers@hotmail.com www.exclusivebackpackers.com BEATTY LODGE 235 Vincent Street West Perth WA 6005 Ph: (08) 9227 1521 www.beattylodge.com.au info@beattylodge.com.au BILLABONG RESORT 381 Beaufort Street, Perth Ph: 08 9328 7720 bookings@billabongresort.com.au www.billabongresort.com.au GLOBE BACKPACKERS 561 Wellington Street, cnr. Queen St, Perth, WA Ph: 08 9321 4080 globebak@iinet.net.au www.globebackpackers.com.au THE OLD SWAN BARRACKS 2 - 8 Francis Street Perth (Northbridge)6000 Ph: 08 9428 0000 www.theoldswanbarracks.com

COTTESLOE

MONKEY MIA

RAINBOW BEACH

PIPPIES BEACH HOUSE Cnr of Spectrum Street & Cypress Avenue, Rainbow Beach FREEPHONE: 1800425356 info@pippiesbeachhouse.com.au www.pippiesbeachhouse.com.au 30mins FREE Internet on presentation of this ad PLUS FREE Breakfast & Eco Whale-Watching for all!

WESTERN AUSTRALIA SCARBOROUGH

OCEAN BEACH BACKPACKERS Cnr Marine Parade & Eric St Cottesloe Beach Ph: 08 9384 5111 stay@oceanbeachbackpackers.com www.oceanbeachbackpackers.com

PERTH

RAINBOW LODGE 150 Claisebrook Rd Perth, WA (Have just moved around the corner) Ph: (08) 9227-1818 or 0417 927 529 Ron@rainbowlodge.com.au www.rainbowlodge.com.au ONE WORLD BACKPACKERS 162 Aberdeen St Northbridge, PERTH WA Ph: (08) 9228 8206 www.oneworldbackpackers.com.au MOUNTWAY HOLIDAY APARTMENTS 36 Mount St,West Perth WA 6005 Ph: (08) 9321 8307 info@mountwayapartments.com.au www.mountwayapartments.com.au BRITANNIA ON WILLIAM 253 William Street, Northbridge 6003 Perth WA Ph: 08 9227 6000 Fax: 08 9227 6611 www.perthbritannia.com YMCA ACCOMMODATION

MONKEY MIA DOLPHIN RESORT Monkey Mia Road, Shark Bay 3537 Ph: +61 8 9948 1320 monkeymia@aspenresorts.com.au www.monkeymia.com.au

KUNUNURRA

KUNUNURRA BACKPACKERS ADVENTURE CENTRE 24 Nutwood Crescent, Kununurra WA 6743 Ph: (08) 9169 1998 or 1800 641 998 www.kununurrabackpackers.com.au info@kununurrabackpackers.com.au

BROOME

BEACHES OF BROOME 4 Sanctuary Road, Cable Beach, Broome, WA, 6725 Ph : 1300 881 031 bookings@beachesofbroome.com.au www.beachesofbroome.com.au

VICTORIA MILDURA

REDCLIFFS HOTEL 25 Jacaranda St, Red Cliffs VIC 3496 (03) 5024 1704

GREAT OCEAN ROAD

JOHANNA BEACH COTTAGES 225 Blue Johanna Road Johanna Heights Victoria 3238 (03) 5237 4224 cottages@johannabeach.com www.johannabeach.com

HALLS GAP

BRAMBUK BACKPACKERS HOSTEL 330 Grampians Road, Halls Gap, VictoriaPh: 03 5356 4250 bramback@netconnect.com.au www.brambuk.com.au/backpackers.htm Brambuk Backpackers offers travellers an affordable and comfortable range of accommodation, ideally situated within the stunning Grampians National Park.

MELBOURNE

EASYSTAY MOTEL AND STUDIO APARTMENTS Great accommodation at fantastic rates Rooms available for up to 4 people Book online and save $$$ www.easystay.com.au Or call 1300 30 17 30 EXFORD HOTEL 199 Russell Street , Melbourne Vic 3000 Ph: 03 9663 2697 res@exfordhotel.com.au www.exfordhotel.com.au BACK OF CHAPEL 50 Green St, Windsor Prahran, Vic 3181 Ph: 03 9521 5338 www.backofchapel.com NOMADS ALL NATIONS 2 Spencer Street, Melbourne, VIC 3000 Freecall: 1800 739 989 Phone: 03 9620 1022 info@allnations.com nomadshostels.com $5 off first night (min 3 night stay) if you mention this ad FLINDERS STATION HOTEL BACKPACKERS 35 Elizabeth Street, Melbourne Vic 3000 Ph: 03 9620 5100 res@flindersbp.com.au www.flindersbp.com.au The Spencer Backpackers 475 Spencer Street, Melbourne Ph: (03) 9329 7755 1800 638 108 hotelspencer@hotkey.net.au www.spencerbackpackers.com.au Bring this ad for 40 min FREE internet (new guests only). MELBOURNE INTERNATIONAL BACKPACKERS 450 Elizabeth Street, Melbourne Vic 3000 Ph: 03 9662 4066 res@mibp.com.au www.mibp.com.au HOTEL DISCOVERY 167 Franklin Street, Melbourne VIC 300 Ph: 03 9329 7525. Freecall 1800 645 200 reservations@hoteldiscovery.com.au www.hoteldiscovery.com.au

INDEPENDENT & BUDGET TRAVELER ACCOMMODATION PROVIDER Victoria Hall Accommodation 380 Russell Street, Melbourne 3000 Ph: 03 9662 3888 www.victoriahall. com.au

ST. KILDA

ALICE SPRINGS

JACKSON APARTMENTS 80 Ikerman St ,St Kilda Beach Ph:0433 118 334 or 0412 525 510 www.jacksonapartments.com.au Jackson.apartments@bigpond.com HABITAT HQ Freephone 1800 202 500 info@habitathq.com.au www.habitathq.com.au Award winning 4.5 star hostel with a homely & relaxed atmosphere Specials from $20! FREE pick up from Tullamarine (min 3 nt stay) * Conditions apply

ANNIE’S PLACE 4 Traeger Avenue, Alice Springs , NT, 0871 Ph: 1800 359 089 www.anniesplace.com.au

SOUTH AUSTRALIA ADELAIDE

APOLLO BAY

APOLLO BAY BACKPACKERS LODGE 23 Pascoe Street, Apollo Bay Ph: 1800 157 280 +61 352 377850 Mob: 0413 504 402 ww.apollobaybackpackerslodge.com.au ECO BEACH YHA ECO-HOSTEL 5 Pascoe Street, Apollo Bay 3233 Ph: (+613) 5237 7899 apollobay@yhavic.org.au www.yha.com.au Clean, quiet and relaxing Eco-Hostel. Cosy fire in winter. DVD’s available to borrow from reception.

HALLS GAP

GRAMPIANS YHA ECO-HOSTEL Corner Grampians and Buckler Roads Halls Gap 3381 Ph: (+613) 5356 4544 grampians@yhavic.org.au www.yha.com.au Eco accredited. Solar powered. Herb garden, free range chooks and friendly local kangaroos

NORTHERN TERRITORY DARWIN

ASHTON LODGE & WISDOM BAR 48 Mitchell St, Darwin, NT, 0800 Ph: 08 8941 4866 ashtonlodge@gmail.com www.wisdombar.com.au MELALEUCA ON MITCHELL 52 Mitchell St, Darwin, NT, 0800 Ph: 08 8941 7900 Freecall: 1300 723 437 www.momdarwin.com info@MOMDarwin.com

ADELAIDE TRAVELLERS INN BACKPACKERS 220 Hutt St Adelaide 5000 Free call 1800633747 Ph: +61 08 82240753 bookings@adelaidebackpackers.com.au www.adelaidebackpackers.com.au MAJESTIC MINIMA HOTEL 146 Melbourne Street, North Adelaide SA 5006 Ph:(08) 8334 7766 minima@majestichotels.com.au www.majestichotels.com.au OUR HOUSE BACKPACKERS 33 Gilbert Place, Adelaide, SA, 5000 Ph: 08 8410 4788 info@ourhousebackpackers.com www.ourhousebackpackers.com ADELAIDE SHAKESPEARE INTERNATIONAL 123 Waymouth Street, Adelaide SA, 5000 Ph: +61 (0)8 8231-7655 (Oz Freecall) 1800-556-889 bookings@shakeys.com.au This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it www.shakeys.com.au

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RECRUITMENT NEWS

How To Survive Your First Year Down Under... Just stepped off the plane and scared witless about how to set up for the next year whilst you travel around Australia? Fret not, as BBM’s Omar Soliman has tried and tested the formula below, and survived to tell the tale! The first year is always the scariest, whether it’s at school, university or the big, wide world of employment. Arriving in Australia can add to that list when you realise Mummy is so far away; everything is all new and a bit terrifying. Given time, you will adjust, so here at BBM we want to allay your fears whilst we guide you through those initial 12 months. First, the essentials. Unlike the UK, Australia’s healthcare ain’t free and if you do not want Mummy to fret, then sort out your Medicare (basically the local version of the NHS). Thankfully a reciprocal agreement exists, meaning that us Brits can claim free or subsidised treatment Down Under, all you need is a Medicare card, which is pretty straightforward. Just visit a Medicare office with your passport and visa label, then fill out a form in exchange for a temporary number, which can be used before the plastic card arrives in the post. Communication is also key, and Lord knows you cannot survive for long without a fully-functioning mobile phone. If you left the UK with any remnants of common sense, you would have gotten it unlocked, yeh? Good. Then all you will need is the SIM card, which is easy to organise. Unless you can assure the phone company that you are staying beyond your Working Holiday Visa, (ie sponsorship or residency), you will not be offered a contract, so a prepaid SIM is the way forward. Just be wary of the data charges and the rates for those comical, drunken calls back home. Next up, money. One of the main problems you will face is actually paying for things due to those nasty exchange rates and fiddly travellers cheques making you think twice at every transaction. Much of what you do depends on how readily available your funds are, so get a bank account. Thankfully, this can be achieved in less than an hour. Choose your bank wisely and opt for one that does not charge for rudimentary tasks such as dishonouring direct debits or being overdrawn. Next up, organise a Tax File Number which should only be a phone call to the Australian Taxation Office, and a subsequent

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form to complete, so you should be taxed properly. With funds in your own Australian bank, account you are set to do whatever you want. Take a few days drinking in your new surroundings, both metaphorically and literally. You are essentially on holiday, so enjoy it while you formulate plans. The possibilities are endless, yet if this sojourn is a means of getting away from it all and if you have the money to fund a few weeks exploring, then get moving. The worst possible thing you could do is go halfway across the world and not step out of your front door. Few countries rival Australia as a travel destination, so talk to other travellers about their favourite places, then consider where you want to go. Make a list of areas to visit so you can make a rough idea of possible routes, when to go and how to get there. For instance, aim to visit Uluru outside of summer when it’s not dangerously hot. Opt to hit Sydney for the festive season to celebrate Christmas on a beach, then spend New Year’s watching the fireworks. Another thing to consider is simply how big Australia is. To get from A to B can take days and if you have seen Wolf Creek, you may be understandably wary of driving through vast stretches of seemingly empty land. Stay safe and travel in numbers with people you trust, and if you are unsure, there are more convenient options like the train. Indeed, one of the more memorable methods of crossing Australia is on The Ghan, which runs from Darwin at The Top End to Adelaide in South Australia, taking in Alice Springs along the way. If time is on your side then take a road trip, which is ideal towards the south-eastern coast of Australia where they actually have roads, unlike the north. Specifically, take The Great Ocean Road, which is a 243km stretch between the Victorian cities of Torquay and Warrnambool, with gorgeous beaches and stunning coastal views along the way. Further inland are the numerous wine regions, notably the Yarra Valley, Barossa Valley and the Mornington

Peninsula, which could prove healthy picking grounds should the funds begin to run dry. For those who have arrived with a backpack and little else, you had better start earning your keep. Take the time to acclimatise, buy some smart clothes and start badgering agencies for work. The biggest ones come with a better chance of securing work, so focus on the likes of Hays, Adecco, Hudson and Michael Page who all have offices in the major cities. They will only be too happy to help, and due to Australia’s healthy economy, the wages are an improvement on back home. If after six months you want to remain in Australia, then there are options: Option 1 - Gain employer or skill-based sponsorship Option 2 - Specified work. If you are confident you want to extend for a further year, then doing your Specified Work early is a good way of guaranteeing your stay. Try not to think of it as slave labour, rather a three month break into the wilderness to experience the real Australia. Consider the timing and research, the periods which are best for fruit-picking, farmwork, WWOOFing, tree planting or oyster picking, and decide where and when you want to do the 88 days of work. Harvest Trail (http://jobsearch.gov.au/harvesttrail/) is a good website to check what work is available and how to apply. Bear in mind that paid work can be difficult to find, and even then, only the days you work will apply, while voluntary work is usually more bearable and readily available. Home can seem such a long, long way away but you need not fret. Organise the essentials of your Medicare, SIM card, bank account and Tax File Number early, then everything else can fall into place. Whether you want to travel first, work first, work as you travel or fancy staying and doing your Specified Work, the choices available should put your mind at ease, no dramas. By Omar Soliman


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Crossword

Across:

Just to make sure you’ve read and digested the whole entire magazine, we’ve put together this crossword to put your knowledge to the test. Prove you’ve been paying attention with the clues provided...

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3. The last name of the fashion house that designed Kate Middleton’s wedding dress (7) 6. A type of shark that is famously found in the Ningaloo Reef of Western Australia. (5,5) 7. ‘Middle Earth’ and a number of scenes from ‘Lord of the Rings’ were filmed in which country? (3,7) 9. Recent movie adaptation that was filmed in New South Wales (3,5,6) 12. The name of Australia’s second highest peak in the Karijini National Park. (5,5) 14. Name of the capital city of the Northern Territory (6) 15. The royal baby will become the Prince or Princess of this English city (9)

Down: 1.This bush tucker meat is unique to Australia (8) 2. What is the surname of the Premiership Footballer that Manchester United made a £30m bid for? (8) 4. Which Australian cricket player was described as ‘F***ing selfish’ after losing his wicket on day two of the Ashes? (5,6) 5. The name of a fruit that is a favourite bush tucker peach (8) 8. The name of the island off the shore of Townsville on the East Coast. (8) 10. Nickname for the Horizontal Falls in Western Australia (7) 11. Baz Luhrmann used locations from Darwin in this 2008 Romantic Drama (9) 13. The nationality of comedian Jason Byrne (5)

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Pub Quiz Knowledge If you’re into pub quizzes then you’ll be pleased with this list of useless facts that you think you don’t need to know, as you’ll never know when that pointless bit of information you’ve retained will come in handy... One of the listed side effects on packaging for aspirin is a headache. Corn Flakes was created by John Harvey Kellogg in an attempt to curb masturbation, as sugar and unhealthy foods were associated with vice and sexual desire. Charlie Chaplin once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest. The song ‘I Will Always Love You’ was written by Dolly Parton, later covered by Whitney Houston. In the English language, ‘four’ is the only number that has the same amount of letters as its value. In Florida, it is illegal for an unmarried woman to parachute on a Sunday. Hippopotamus milk is bright pink.

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The shortest war in history took place in 1896 between England and Zanzibar. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes. There is a city called Rome on every continent. The cigarette lighter was invented in 1816, before the match in 1826. Up until 2000, Mr Monopoly was called Rich Uncle Pennybags. Gelotologists are people who study laughter. Frans Hals painted ‘The Laughing Cavalier’. The peanut is a species in the legume or ‘bean’ family. Dr Seuss invented the word ‘nerd’ in his book ‘If I Ran the Zoo’ in 1950.

The last Dodo bird died in 1681. Paris is the only city in the world that has the white Golden Arches ‘M’ logo on their McDonald’s, as they felt that yellow was too tacky.




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