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CELEBRATING THE RESIDENTIAL PARK COMMUNITIES FOR 65 YEARS

Howl-O-Ween at The Living Desert

In This Issue

Senior News.........................................2 PGA West restores Nicklaus course.....3 DTW brings home awards......................5 The Classifieds.....................................7

Featuring socially-distant festivities to celebrate halloween

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ickets are available now for The Living Desert Zoo and Garden’s annual Howl-OWeen on Saturday, October 31, from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. Reservations are required for both members and guests and space is limited to accommodate health and safety guidelines. The event is free for members or included with paid park admission.

Visitors of all ages are invited to dress up in their favorite costume and enjoy a socially distanced, family-friendly adventure along with the every-day wonders of The Living Desert. In lieu of traditional trick-or-treating, children 12 and under will receive a pre-stuffed Boo-in-a-Bag featuring treats and toys, while supplies last.

“This year Howl-O-Ween has been adapted to accommodate for social distancing and safety while still offering a fun way to spend Halloween day,” said Erin Scott, Sr. Marketing and Public Relations Manager. “We encourage everyone to reserve their tickets online today, as we have limited entry and anticipate the day will sell-out quickly.”

Howl-O-Ween day activities include a self-guided scavenger

• Two journalists invented Trivial Pursuit in 45 minutes after being shocked at the price of a Scrabble set.

• One person in 20 has an extra rib, and they are most often men.

• Fearing that someone would murder him in the recreation yard at Alcatraz prison, gangster

1. GEOGRAPHY: Which city is known as “The Eternal City”?

2. FOOD & DRINK: What is the name of the bee used in advertisements for Honey Nut Cheerios?

3. LANGUAGE: What does the Latin phrase “ad meliora” mean?

4. MEASUREMENTS: How many inches are in a hand?

Photo courtesy of The Living Desert Zoo and Garden’s

hunt to learn about many of the Zoo’s commonly misunderstood animals. Myths, preconceived ideas and other tales will be dispelled as guests learn about the unique features and attributes of vultures, hyena, Mexican wolf, coyote, and many more.

Visitors are encouraged to pick up a program upon entry for scavenger hunt details and the schedule to catch a glimpse of their favorite animal enjoying pumpkin pandemonium – a special pumpkin enrichment that offers the animals a way to cel-

ebrate the holiday with a treat.

Food and beverage specials will also be available.

Al Capone received permission to spend rec time practicing his banjo in the shower room.

from over 200,000 galaxies and discovered that the universe is actually kind of beige. They dubbed the hue “cosmic latte.”

• A Chinese millionaire sold canned air to people on the streets to raise awareness of air pollution.

He donated the money to charity.

• Female cats are mostly rightpawed, while male cats are more frequently left-pawed.

• The universe has a color — but it’s not what you might think. Researchers at Johns Hopkins University took the average of light

For more information and advanced online reservations, visit livingdesert. org. The Living Desert is open daily from 8 a.m.- 5 p.m. With more than 80 acres of outdoor space, numerous precautions, and limited capacity, there is plenty of space to socially distance. Facial coverings are required for guests over 3 and advanced ticket reservations are required.

5. U.S. STATES: A resident of which state might be called a Buckeye?

6. MOVIES: Who were the three stars of the film “Three Amigos” 7. GAMES: Which “ailment” was added to the Operation board game in 2004?

8. ASTRONOMY: Which two planets in our solar system lack natural moons?

9. MYTHOLOGY: What is a Valkyrie in Norse mythology?

10. TELEVISION: What was the name of the android on“Star Trek: The Next Generation”? © 2020 King Features Synd., Inc. ANSWER TO TRIVIA ON PAGE 6

• Daisies aren’t just for picking or playing “He loves me, he loves me not.” They’re also an excellent source of vitamin C and have been said to slow bleeding, relieve indigestion, and soothe coughs.

• There are eight times as many atoms in a teaspoonful of water as there are teaspoonfuls of water in the Atlantic Ocean. (c) 2020 King Features Synd., Inc.

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It’s a bit unnerving to walk through a store and see so many empty shelves. I haven’t been to the local big box store very often lately, but I wanted to see if what I suspected was true.

I’d been unable to order a number of items for curbside delivery and had been told that lots of things were actually in the store but couldn’t be purchased except inside in person. That made no sense. I suspected that, instead, those items just weren’t there.

So, in I went, mask on face, miniature hand sanitizer bottle in purse.

I was stunned to see so many empty shelves. It wasn’t like the first month of the pandemic when people were hoarding and taking as much bread, sanitiz-

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ers and canned goods as they could carry out, until limits were put on purchases. Instead, there were shelves empty of items you wouldn’t normally associate with hoarding, like mini blinds.

Who hoards mini blinds?

I could (maybe) understand the lack of packs of lined school paper and pencils, for the kids doing remote learning, or toys because the kids are home all the time. I could see where we’d still be missing a variety of paper towels. And I could almost understand the few choices for shampoo and bath soap.

But what about dishes and light bulbs? Unless one was in the market for square red dinner dishes or 40watt bulbs, there were none to be had.

Certain shortages we can understand. But what has happened to the supply line when we can’t get a simple 100-watt bulb?

With winter coming, we might do well to reconsider our supplies and add a few light bulbs to our stash.

Otherwise we might be in the dark even more than we already are. (c) 2020 King Features Synd., Inc

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PGA West restores Nicklaus Tournament Course greens back to original size

More than 50,000 square feet, or just over an acre, of putting green surface was regained, expanding the greens to 140,000 square feet, as designed when the iconic course first opened in 1986. The benefits of increasing the greens include creating more interesting hole locations, (which decrease with age) such as the ability to tuck and hide the flagsticks in varying positions on the same hole.

“With the recent releases of new varieties of turf that provide a better, faster, smoother roll of the ball, it was a good time to com-

plete this project,” said Chris May, PGA WEST director of agronomy.

“We chose TifEagle™ Bermudagrass based on its proven track record of performance and genetic stability.”

In addition to the greens renewal, a 9,000 square foot putting green also was added, tying into the championship tee on the first hole.

The course is currently closed for overseeding and will reopen again on Thursday, October 22.

Advanced tee times can be made online at pgawest.com or with the Tournament Golf Shop at 760-564-7101.

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Jerry goes out in heavy rain with nothing to protect him from it. His hair doesn’t get wet. How does he do that?

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Desert Theatreworks shines bright at Desert Star Awards Despite a season shortened by COVID-19, Desert Theatreworks (DTW) received the most wins and nominations for this theatre season from the Desert Theatre League’s annual Desert Star Awards. The Desert Theatre League considered over 70 productions this past season throughout the Coachella Valley and High Desert. DTW received 18 awards out of 72 nominations in 46 categories! Among the most coveted distinctions are the awards for Outstanding Musical and Outstanding Comedy. The awards were announced online on Sunday, October 4.

“It is certainly a bittersweet reward for our work last season,” said DTW Artistic Director Lance

Phillips-Martinez. “As theatre at large remains closed due to the global pandemic, we at DTW are thrilled to represent the City of Indio as the most honored theatre at the Desert Star Awards this year.”

The full list of winners and nominations can be found at Deserttheatreleague.org For more information about Desert Theatreworks and the latest reopening plans, visit Dtworks.org.

Election stress disorder is real According to the Health.com Website, ESD or “election stress disorder” is a real condition and, as one therapist tells us, it makes your body tense when you listen to the news during an election year. ESD can make you feel like crawling under a rock, reports the Association of Mature American Citizens. And, Hotels.com is offering an opportunity to do just that in time for this year’s Presidential Election by booking a stay in a man-made cave located

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1-d, 2-b, 3-e, 4-a, 5-c Inspirational Quote of the Week “Our political leaders will know our priorities only if we tell them, again and again, and if those priorities begin to show up in the polls.”

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Peggy Noonan

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Coffee Shop Vets Are One Man Short I didn’t know if they’d be there, what with the weather snapping cold like it has, but there they were, the elderly veteran crew, arrayed in a wide half circle on the sidewalk outside the coffee shop.

Or at least most of them were. I did a head count after I placed my coffee order at the pickup window. One appeared to be missing, and it seemed that I’d arrived in the middle of a conversation.

“They kept him overnight, worried about his chest. Coughing, but no fever.”

“Can’t be the virus if there’s no fever.”

“It could be the virus with no symptoms whatsoever.” The retired sergeant, in charge of physical spacing, tapped his 6-foot measuring stick on the pavement. “You need to keep up.”

They batted it back and forth, taking bets about which of them might have had it without knowing, citing questionable statistics and claims. A cellphone rang, and the sergeant’s hand went up, calling for silence.

He listened and hung up, sliding the phone back in his fatigue jacket pocket. “It’s not the virus,” he said.

“Common cold. But the grandkid

tested positive, so now the whole house is in lockdown. Our good buddy has to go elsewhere.”

“Bet he’s not happy about that.”

“His other daughter is coming from upstate. Plans to take him with her tomorrow.”

“He’ll be even less happy about that. Poor guy. He’s a news junkie. She lives in a cabin on a lake, no cable. Just basic channels.”

By the time I finished my coffee, hovering at the edge of the group, the general consensus was that their pal, to be trapped for a few weeks in a lakeside cabin in the woods with no cable television, was actually the lucky one.

As long as he remembered his fishing pole. (c) 2020 King Features Synd., Inc.

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