Laughter Rx . The things we say...

Whoever said, "Out of sight, out of mind" never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.

"I need to talk to you." That one sentence has the power to make you remember every bad thing you've done your whole life.

I want my last words to be, "I have a million dollars hidden in the..."

If you say "gullible" slowly it sounds like "oranges."

Things people say: "It's Friday!" What home-workers say: "It's Friday?"