Funny Magazine Poker starring Ben Bernanke

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Babe magnet or sexiest man on earth?

It’s not just the millions that make Bernanke attractive!

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Ben Bernanke launches their own line ’Sof watches!

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FINAL TABLE WSOP TOURNAMENT HOTSPOTS & LIVING

The newest model from the collection is already sold out!

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“Ben Bernanke, the new Branson”

“Must read for all entrepreneurs”

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FOREWORD

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gambler! Furthermore, your biggest wet dream: All women find you irresistible and Penelope Cruz wants to go out with you!

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Hip, new, trendy and state of the art. Must-haves, including the absolute eye-catcher Bernanke Swatches.

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Funny Magazine follows ‘Poker star to be’ Ben Bernanke on his tournament along the international green tables. Bright lights, dark sunglasses and high stakes.

They call him ‘The Babe Magnet’. Funny Mags investigates and discovers that it’s not just the millions that make the man Bernanke attractive!

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Is it the super cars that don’t fit or is Bernanke’s garage too small? Pitt versus Bernanke! And Funny Magazine experiences unique moments with the flamboyant Ben Bernanke on his tropical Virgin Island.

Pokerstar Bernanke

Funny Magazine follows ‘Poker star to be’ Ben Bernanke on his tournament along the international green tables. Bright lights, dark sunglasses and high stakes. Is it sport? Is it stupid luck? Or is it the Bacardi-Colas? FM follows the victory tour of Ben where scintillating games and big pots are no exceptions.

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Proudly Presents: here’s to the heroes

Ben

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TRENDS

mUST HaVES

LOUDspeaker Let the music play

A new version of the DLO iBoom is coming, Ben! DLO is a subsidiary mark of Philips. This subsidiary mark is notable for its support for the iPhone. The iBoom itself has remained more or less the same and will be on sale for around $ 150,-.

GADGETS

BLOKArT BLOw yOUr minD The miniature Blokart!

This Blokart is specially for Ben Bernanke and is the professional go-kart.

Why? This version is 100% stainless-steel. With a weight of 44 pounds and length of 4 feet this go-kart fits easily into your car, Ben. For more information go to: www.blokart.com

Bicyclecrazy

on an old bike...

The Johnny Loco collection is so comprehensive that there is a perfectly matching bike for every type of use. It goes without saying that we also want you, Ben to be in the limelight. Our colours are based on the latest trends; we even dare to say that we are the trendsetters! The Londoner De Luxe Men is a cross-over between our wellknown Beach Cruiser and a traditional Dutch bike; and all this with an “Italian touch’’. The bike is fitted as standard with 7 gears (Nexus 7), roller-brakes by Shimano front and rear, Brown saddle and grips, ART approved ring-lock and LED lighting. The cream-coloured reflective tyres are 28’’. www.johnny-loco.com

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Ben Bernanke

Ben

Launches their own line of watches Ben watches are watches worn by individuals who demand a high level of style. They are the crème de la crème of watch design. The newest model (currently sold out) The Ben is supplied with a luxurious mahogany storage box and a Certificate of Authenticity.

Price indication: From $ 10,000.-.

Canon 1000D Get the right Picture With its 10.1 Megapixel CMOS sensor plus technology, derived from professional Canon models, the EOS 1000D offers exceptional EOS Photo capacity in an affordable, userfriendly camera. Ben, give your creativity some room from $ 419.-. www.canon.com

Dyson

you’d almost suck yourself!

Dyson offers the leading Dyson cyclone-technology for the removal of microscopic dust with the powerful dustbuster. This must-have item, pictured on the left, costs less than $ 200. Is that too little sucking power for you, Ben? Then we offer the Patented Root Cyclone™. for $299.- to race through your house! www.dyson.com

We go the full hog. The pleasure brand guaranteed to last the hard yards of heavy sex play.

SUPER CONDOMS速

Supercondoms速 are available at your local pharmacy, the SuperCondoms iPhone app or via our discrete website: www.supercondoms.com

HOTSPOTS

GLamoUR

LIVING

Ben

THE mAn wHO CAn win

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BEN BERNANKE PokER TaLENT

He started with a big run-up as Chip Leader on the November Nine. Ben has the starring role in his own fairytale about the average hobby player who managed to reach the Final Table of the World’s biggest poker tournament. It will soon be revealed if this sober player can also take the First Prize of $8.5 million home with him.

Ben, will begin the November Nine, knowing that he is already one million dollars richer.

Not a bad result for a hobby player who won his seat in the Main Event via a satellite in the local casino. Even though his entire life has been turned upside down at the moment, Ben is trying to stay calm under all the commotion.

Modesty and calmness are the words which best describe his personality. He puts his success down to anything but his poker skills. No, according to him, he just had lots of luck in getting the right cards and hitting everything. Whoever thinks that the life of Ben will change drastically after his success in the WSOP Main Event is very much mistaken, according to Ben. He wants to use his prize money primarily to make his family’s life easier. His own personal goal is to go touring in Alaska. Furthermore, he wants his life to stay the same: Just keep working and don’t do anything crazy.

The Final Table has yet to be played and although Ben is already assured of more than $1million in prize money, he is still very much in the race to win the Main Event, which could win him $8.5 million. Ben will start as Chip Leader with a great advantage. He has almost twice as many chips as the number two, an so seems the definite favourite. However it often turns out that the Chip Leader doesn’t always have to be the winner and with this in mind the question is if Ben really came this far on lucky cards alone, or whether he is possibly an extremely talented player. There is no discussion about the very good cards he has had so far, but which player at the Final Table hasn’t? They have all had to win tosses and had good cards. If you want to get anywhere in a tournament, you need luck on your side.

In truth, if you have left 6,480 competitors in your wake it’s a fact that you can clearly play cards.

Whether or not his poker skills are good enough to finish the job we’ll have to see. If we have to believe Ben then he’ll muck-up his cards as soon as Phil Ivey looks at him. I’ve already seen many players put themselves down as the underdog, because they play better when they’re in that role. Unfortunately we think that Ben has already outgrown this role...

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Or SExiEST mAn

Funny Magazines (FM) found three of today’s most soughtafter women in the lounge of the chique Ritz in London.

Doutzen Kroes, Naomi Campbell and Penelope Cruz. Top model, ex-top model and woman of the World, and the sexiest woman of the screen over the last decennia respectively.

Whilst enjoying a good white wine, the last topical subject in the (beautiful men and women) World comes up: Who is the sexiest man in the World? For years, the Sexiest Man on Earth ratings list headed-up by Pitt or Clooney. This year too, there were few changes expected, other than a possible change-around between the number one and two.

After a first sip of wine, Kroes opened the meeting with an exceptional statement: “The top 2 or list is, of course, nice and strokes the egos of our male colleagues. Which suits us in our daily work. Far more exciting than the official list is the unofficial list!”. Campbell and Cruz smiled subtly and nodded in agreement. A little put-off by this mysterious comment, we asked the logical and prompted follow-up question: “Sorry, which list?” Cruz began hesitantly on an answer, however within no time, the cheeks began to blush and the sensual lips pursed. “Yeah, we – that’s to say many, if not all female colleagues in the entertainment business, have had our own elections for a long time.

We support the commercial and sponsored Sexiest Man on Earth Charts. But the real sought-after man is of course, something else!” “Ben!” Campbell adds: “Pitt, Clooney, Lowe, Crowe, all nice! But spend your free time in Ibiza, the British Isles or such and who doesn’t do that? Then you realize that there is only one real Babe Magnet is in the World: Ben!” “It is the class, the style and the allure”, adds Doutze. “We, (women, ed.) want a bit of luxury, a bit of attention and to be wondered and desired. With just a little bit more excitement, cheekiness, boyishness and naturally, romance!” “And, we’re sorry” says Cruz “for all our male colleagues, mainly Brad but Ben is really in a different league.

Almost out-of-this-World sexy, irresistible and mainly unbelievably and wildly attractive! That’s why the Babe Magnet Charts, unofficial are far more important than the Sexiest Charts!”

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“This is the Business Bestseller of the year” Borbes magazine

Virgin islands, romance, sex on the beach and highspeed dating.

Ben Bernanke Tropical islands.

Hollywood is far too small for Pitt

F212, F1, V8, SuperCharger, DB, Am, etc. with just one question: How many Super Cars fit in your garage? Ben “MustBernanke read for all revealed! entrepreneurs”

and Bernanke!

“Ben Bernanke, the new Branson” Financial Business F212, F1, V8, Super Charger, DB, AM, ETC. The cover story of the next Funny Magazine is a quiz question: How many cars fit in your garage? And, how many Supercars? Ben laughs about it and lets the drool flow freely from the mouths of the FM team during the photo-shoot.

Funny Magazine meets Top Gear.

Millionaire and petrol head Ben is your host!

The annual Oscar ceremony is just around the corner. Funny Mags rates

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Business Magazine the chances of top actor Bernanke.

Deception is a big word. Jealousy doesn´t quite fit! The in-depth interview with the mega star takes an unexpected turn. Pitt in a starring role and that´s exactly what upsets Bernanke so much.

Read it all in the next FM.

Mags with him to his resort. Nothing is too much for Branson’s new neighbour?

About Virgin Islands romance, sex on the beach and high speed dating; read all about it in the next Funny Magazine, starring: Ben Bernanke.

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Whether the 2nd golden statue gets a place on the Virgin Islands is the real question. Flying, snorkelling, submarining and especially teasing Julia Roberts Bernanke takes Funny

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