Born To Ride Southeast #119 - Jan 2023

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Letter from the Editor DAVE

NICHOLS

FROM THE HELM

THE PLACE TO BE IN ’23!

Hey there brothers and sisters, Born To Ride is the place to be in 2023! This is our New Year’s special issue, packed with killer two-wheeled content about the lifestyle you love. We’ll kickstart this issue with what’s on the cover. Master builder Brian Butteras timless amazing classics, his Red 1977 Shovel Head everything hand crafted with his hands including the wicked stainless steel frame and grinder front end. Best of show winner around the world including Switzerland & Abu Dhabi. The gold 1955 Pan Head also hand crafted with polished stainless throughout, a 30K winner of Golden Bolt in LA. You have a chance to see them.in person at Choppertown Live in Sarasota Florida. See the feature in this issue.

Psycho-Devilles and a whole bunch more! We’re talkin’ contests, and a tire burnin’ vendor market. It’s free to attend and opens at 11am out at the Seminole Casino Hotel at 506 South First Street, Immokalee, Florida.

Then next month, ride out to Sarasota for Thunder by the Bay sponsored by Adrenaline Harley-Davidson. It’s a three-day motorcycle and music festival headlined by Colt Ford and 38 Special!

You’ll find another kickass Choppertown Live ride-in custom chopper show and benefits of the event helps support Suncoast Charities for Children. You’ll find a hellacious kickoff party, over 100 vendors, a charity ride, and on-site camping. Want to enter your bike or be a sponsor? Call 888-795-5779.

This month’s awesome issue includes a question and answer session with James Irwin to help you retire in style and some heartfelt words by Nefarious James. If it’s of interest to riders, you’ll find it right here in Born To Ride.

But wait, there’s more! On Saturday, January 21st, come on out to the 3rd Annual Rockabillaque Florida Festival. It’s a full-on classic car and vintage bike show that even Fonzi would be proud of. Hosted by Miss Rayzen Hell, it’s a full day of live rockabilly music by the likes of the Squirrel Nut Zippers, Los Straightjackets, Legendary Shackshakers, Lara Hope & the Ark-Tones, Hot Rod Walt & the

We remind all our sponsors and potential sponsors that content is still king, and print is still the most powerful way to get the word out to motorcyclists about your parts, products, events and more. Born To Ride has 28 years of media experience and is dedicated to the biker lifestyle. Let us help to share your passion for riding and get the word out to the world.

Remember to ride safe and ride smart this new year. May 2023 bring you everything you dream of. We’ll see you on the road.

— Dave Nichols

You’re riding your motorcycle to work just after sunrise, traveling down a typical suburban street lined with car-filled driveways. As you approach one of these driveways a car begins to move and backs out directly into your path. You brake hard and come to a stop just inches away from its rear bumper.

Strategy: Given the hour of day and the type of neighborhood, you could have expected to encounter at least a few drivers backing out of their driveways and heading off to work. Other clues include drivers getting into their cars as you approach, or a tell-tale puff of exhaust warning you that the car has been started and is preparing to leave. Watch for brake lights and backup lights, too.

If you observe any of the above warning signs, take the following precautions: Slow your pace and prepare to stop, if necessary. Keep your eyes up and cover the front brake lever and rear brake pedal. Stabilize your speed so that if the car does begin to move out into your path, you have sufficient space to stop. If there isn’t room or time to slow to a stop, scan for an escape route to swerve into. If there is no oncoming traffic, swerve to the left; if this route isn’t available, consider swerving to the right.

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HAVE YOU MET JAMES IRWIN?

TELL US A LITTLE OF YOUR BACKGROUND AND EXPLAIN WHAT A CSA IS?

I am in financial services. I help people avoid transferring money unknowingly and unnecessarily. Sure when you say financial services it can have many meanings. Of course we help people invest their money and find places for them to put their money. What I do that’s UNIQUE is I help people find places where they could be transferring money unnecessarily and then I bring that back to them. First, to increase their accumulated assets to make their future more solid. And secondly, to help people increase their present lifestyle so that the journey along the way is pleasant. That is what I do. I help people find money that they are losing unnecessarily.

A CSA is a special designation. The Society of Certified Senior Advisors (SCSA) educates and certifies professionals who work with seniors. The Certified Senior Advisor (CSA)® credential applies to professionals who are able to demonstrate their competence and knowledge of working with older adults into their professional practices. By creating a network of qualified professionals, SCSA strives to create a strong and safe environment for seniors and those working with them. The Society of Certified Senior Advisors (SCSA) educates and certifies professionals who work with seniors. The Certified Senior Advisor (CSA)® CSAs understand how to build effective relationships with older adults because they have a broad-based knowledge of the health, social, and financial issues that are important to older adults. Through certification, Certified Senior Advisors agree to uphold the Highest ethical standards for the benefit and protection of the health and welfare of older adults. Currently there are less than 3400 individuals nationally in financial services that have earned this recognition.

In addition I am also a chapter president of AFEA The Nation’s leader in non-profit financial education! AFEA is a an IRS approved 501(c)(3) non-profit organization, AFEA’s mission is toinform and empower Americans to take control of their finances by providing comprehensive financial education in communities nationwide.

A BIKER HELPING BIKERS, TELL US ABOUT THAT CONCEPT AND WHY YOU ARE AN AVID RIDER?

It’s a way to give back to the community I love. Bikers have told me in the past they don’t want to work with the suits of society

when it comes to financial services. Even though my national HQ is located in the most prestigious building in Tampa loaded in suits, you’ll never see me in one. I usually ride my Harley to work and enjoy setting of car alarms in the garage from the rumble of my bike.

I got my first minibike at age six. Had a brief sponsorship from Ducati racing sport bikes and have owned numerous Harleys. There have been only a few years when I have not owned a motorcycle in my lifetime. The feeling and therapy it affords me is priceless. I will never stop riding.

HOW IMPORTANT IS IT TO YOU TO HELP VETERANS GET EVERYTHING THEY ARE ENTITLED TO AND GIVE US A FEW EXAMPLES HOW YOU CAN HELP?

Veterans are the reason we enjoy our freedom! A country that creates them needs to take care of them. We can never THANK them enough. I have found many get frustrated trying

JAMES IRWIN

to understand what they are eligible for. The general information that are given is like trying read an IRS tax code. I have helped many enhanced their health benefits, reduce Medicare cost,gain disability benefits and help with long term care benefits. As a CSA we are educated on ways to help.

WHAT IF WE ARE ON MEDICARE OR KNOW SOMEBODY WHO IS? WHAT CAN WE DO TO AVOID SCAMS?

Just call me 833-467-2865 it would take pages to list all the ways people get victimize and many don’t know till they use the plan. I get calls everyday about this. As a CSA a lot of people who were mislead get referred to us. I offer unbiased advice based on your needs not mine.

healthinsurance65.com IS YOUR WEBSITE, YOU CAN HELP WITH RETIREMENT INSURANCE, MEDICARE, SOCIAL SECURITY,VA AND LIFE PLANNING AS WELL AS INVESTING IN THE FUTURE.HOW IMPORTANT IS THE TRUST LEVEL THAT YOU CAN BE THAT PERSON TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN YOUR CLIENTS FUTURE?

Its very important! My services are unique since they is no cost to the client and without judgement. I have worked with folks with hundreds of dollars to well know celebrities with millions of dollars. Everybody get’s the same treatment. Most Financial Advisors charge a fee just to talk, I don’t. In the past before slowing down in my sixties I was for several years the #1 producer in the country with many well-know insurance companies. I was always unbiased and did what was best for the client not me. This is how I built my business. My dad alway said to me “ You brought this on yourself” and “What goes around

comes around” and of course “One day you’re gonna thank me for this” So this upbringing has earned me a blemish free reputation.

TELL US ABOUT THE MOVIE YOU WERE INVOLVED IN THE” THE BABY BOOMER DILEMMA”?

The move is a documentary critically acclaimed a must see by Forbes magazine among others. The trailer to the movie is on my website www.healthinsurance65.com anyone who goes there can request a FREE movie streaming pass since it is no longer in theaters.

YOU OFFER A FREE BOOK MISSION ONE MILLION ON YOUR WEBSITE HOW DO WE GET IT AND WHY READ IT?

It’s an interesting short informative read. Not dull and boring. Everyone who reads it or watches the Movie has said they are glad they did! I guess eventually someone will give it negative reviews but so far all positive!

IS IT TRUE YOU OFFER MONEY SCHOOL WEBINARS SEEMS LIKE A GREAT WAY TO LEARN AND THEY ARE ONLY 20 MINUTES FREE OF CHARGE?

Yes the Money schools webinar invites are easy to watch and simplify complicated subjects free of charge.The book is for anyone wanting to get out of debt, build wealth, and create financial independence.

People will have a chance to meet you at Gibtown bike fest and Thunder by the Bay this year.

WHAT IS YOUR MESSAGE TO THEM AND WHAT KIND OF QUESTIONS SHOULD THEY BE ASKING?

They can ask me anything love talking motorcycles. And they should be asking themselves if they current financial plan (Only works in good times?) Or (causes you stress?) Or (is your 401(k) now a 301(k) or a 201(k) If any of those questions are yes they don’t have the right financial plan.

As you know bikers are very charitable people giving back to the community in many meaningful ways. I’m of course a biker and that’s why with the help of many generous people we offer these FREE BOOKS ,WEBINARS, MOVIES and CONSULTATION. A biker helping biker that’s what its all about! James Irwin

four things to help your family if involved in an accident

By Matt Danielson, The Motorcycle Law Group

When a serious car or motorcycle accident occurs, it is often a family member or significant other who is contacting an attorney on behalf of the injured party. While I hope neither you nor your family are ever in this situation, all motorists should share vital information with a trusted emergency contact to help ensure they’re adequately prepared in the event of an accident. Below is a list of information to keep up to date and share with your family member or significant other.

1. Medical Insurance: Provide your emergency contact with the name of your insurance company and your policy number. Often, it’s easiest to give them a photocopy of your health insurance card. ?

2. Medical Information: Do you have any known allergies? Are there items in your medical history that would be important for an emergency medical team to know, such as current medications or a history of heart disease? Make sure your emergency contact is kept up to date on your medical conditions.

3. Personal Injury Attorney: What is the name and telephone number of a trusted personal injury attorney that your emergency contact can call – even for some guidance prior to formal representation? The sooner your attorney can be called the better.

4. Power of Attorney: If you are seriously injured and unable to make decisions for a period of time, a power of attorney designation allows a loved one to carry out tasks that you would normally do,

such as paying bills or cashing checks. It also allows a loved one to make medical decisions for you. Power of attorney is important even for those who are legally married. Once completed, it needs to be signed in the presence of a notary public. Visit our website (MotorcycleLawGroup.com) and select “Prepared Rider Kit” to download a free Power of Attorney template.

The majority of riders go each year without an accident, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t be prepared in case you’re ever involved in one. Having this information readily available can be critical, especially immediately after the accident occurs.

As always, if you have any further questions or comments concerning this article or any other matters concerning your rights as a motorcyclist, please do not hesitate to contact me.

Matt Danielson - McGrath, Danielson,

The Motorcycle Law Group - 1-800-321-8968

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Matt Danielson is a partner at The Motorcycle Law Group, a personal injury law firm whose attorneys all ride motorcycles and practice in VA, NC, SC, GA, and WV. Matt has successfully represented clients in cases from simple property damage to complex multi-million dollar personal injury claims. He is also a lobbyist, adjunct professor and works with motorcycle rights organizations. To learn more about The Motorcycle Law Group, visit MotorcycleLawGroup.com.

Sorrell & Fuller

Two, Who Are Born To Ride Part 2

I set up this second article in the December issue. They are both focused on two extraordinary riders who have shrugged off seemingly catastrophic physical challenges. I say seemingly, because I think for most riders, suffering a crippling injury would instantly keep them from considering riding again, let alone actually getting back in the saddle.

Last month, we met Brittany, a go-fast rider, who lost her left leg below the knee in a bike crash. After a two-year recovery process, she’s back in the seat pushing, leaning, and pulling her way across the famous Tail of The Dragon.

Next up, is a good friend of mine, Jason Griffin from Jason Griffin Racing. I first met Jason in Cherokee, North Carolina. He was coordinating the flat track racing series there; lining up schedules, running heats, scoring finishes, and also racing.

During one heat, I stood at the third turn looking at the incoming wave of bikes as they kicked up rooster tails of dirt and hearing the sound of their throttles opening up on the straightaway coming towards me. It was then that I actually saw him. He was sliding his Ducati Scrambler 650 around the track with one arm. I looked hard to make sure of what I was witnessing. He was racing a flat track bike... with one arm.

Jason lost his right arm in an accident as a child and never considered his injury as an insurmountable challenge. His Ethos; Never Give Up, Move Forward and Be Grateful.

If you’re familiar with flat track racing, they call them “left clankers” because of the steel boot, aka Hot Shoe, they wear on their left foot as they round left leaning corners and drag their foot for balance. Well, as Jason says, “By the grace of God, one only needs a left arm to push that bike around the track.” No right arm? No problem!

Jason comes from a long lineage of riders. His Dad, Larry, raced bikes in the 1970’s and became a recognizable name in both Motocross and the Enduro circuit. Jason and his brother, John, both started riding when they were around four years old.

He recalls that his father took both him and his brother to Daytona in the early ’80’s. It was there that Jason was introduced to flat track. He was absolutely impressed that “riders could slide a motorcycle sideways around corners.” He was hooked!

After a few years racing in regional venues, he joined the American Motorcycle Association (AMA), and climbed up through the ranks. Jason is a fierce competitor in his class and has gone up against the best in other classes. Racing in the same lineup as the famous David Aldana, he’s earned the respect of national as well as international dirt track racers. His AMA career included two back-to-back championships in the Pro-Racer circuit and dozens of second place standings. Let me be clear, Jason and his other fellow adaptive racers, should never be considered handicapped.

Remember that we’re talking about riders, both men and women, who boss a 250cc flat track motorcycle around a 1/4-mile dirt track where bumping and crashing is considered racing.

As Jason’s career continued to grow, so did his reputation as an adaptive racer. He started to receive phone calls and emails about others who had also been handed life challenges and yet continued to pursue their dreams, particularly in the flat track arena. Jason, being a man of vision and not one to turn down an opportunity to help others, started his own adaptive racing academy known as The Sanctuary, in Pickens, South Carolina.

The Sanctuary is a non-profit sports and recreational venue that sits on a ten-acre tract with RV and primitive camping. It’s a refuge for his students and friends to break away, ride, build community and enjoy their fellowship. The Sanctuary is home to the Jason Griffin Full Throttle Motocamp. The motocamp attracts riders from across the country to learn the requisite skills of bike handling, braking, cornering and so forth for youth as well as other amputee riders.

Jason also created the Flat Track Warrior World Championship, a premiere adaptive flat track class for adaptive motorcyclists, held at The Sanctuary. As the 2023 racing season is about to kick off, please visit and support The Sanctuary on Facebook, his website, www.jasongriffinracing.com, and on Instagram @thejgrsantuary to view the schedule for his Flattrack Warrior World Championship and other AMA sanctioned races.

Never Give Up, Move Forward and Be Grateful.

--Indian Rider Bill IndianRiderBill@yahoo.com

In the Appalachian town of Harlan, Kentucky, “the great outdoors” is an understatement. Harlan, located in the heart of the Appalachian mountains, a former coal town that has transitioned away from fossil fuels and into a must-see outdoor and motorsports tourist destination. While Harlan has plenty to explore, we believe its best-kept secret is Highway 160, locally referred to as “The Dragon Slayer 160.” The Dragon Slayer 160 offers breathtaking views with more than 226 curves in 20 miles and some truly incredible overlooks as you ride over the top of Kentucky’s Highest Mountain. Once you’re done slaying the dragon in Lynch, ride or drive down to the city of Harlan and experience some good ole’ Appalachian hospitality and history at the Harlan County Beer Company, a local motorsports favorite! Located a short stroll down the street from the beer company, Sassy Trash is the most unique shop in all of Appalachia. They are your one-stop shop for everything unusualwhether you’re looking for rustic door knobs or fine china- they’ve probably got it. If pickin’ isn’t your thing, consider driving up Pine Mountain and visiting one of the most scenic and culturally-rich places in the world. The Pine Mountain Settlement School started in 1913 as a boarding school and has now transitioned into an outdoor environmental education institute that also offers lodging, authentic Appalachian dining, and guided hiking tours in the heart of the Appalachian mountains. When you’re ready to hit the hay, consider staying at the Harlan County Campground Cabins in Putney, where you can kick back and relax under the stars. If you prefer a more unique experience, the Benham Schoolhouse Inn, located right off the “Dragon Slayer 160,” is a former school that has been transitioned into a boutique hotel. Into off-road adventures? Check out the Black Mountain off-road park, where you can experience breathtaking views from the highest and fastest zipline in Kentucky and ride your ATV or Dirtbike through over 200 miles of trails on more than 7,000 acres in the heart of Appalachia. Don’t have an ATV or Dirtbike but still want to experience Black Mountain? Don’t worry- they offer ATV-guided tours through the park as well. While Harlan is no longer the bustling coal town it once was, they proudly honor their past. Experience what it was like to be a miner in the Portal 31 underground mine tour, where you can ride through the mine that won World War II and learn about the area’s rich history along your ride. Ready for your final destination in Harlan County? Because we’ve saved the best for last, Kingdom Come State Park is Kentucky’s highest park in elevation. The park offers stunning views overlooking the Cumberland Plateau and of Black Mountain. So if you’re looking for a place straight out of the history books and the Kentucky coal town often mentioned in many bluegrass and country music songs, That town is Harlan, Kentucky, a one of a kind experience for any motorsports enthusiast!

Let’s Ride Appalachia!

—The Backroads of Appalachia Journalism Staff

FRANK GIRROD

YOGI’S GARAGE

CHOPPERTOWN ‘LIVE’ 2022 IS OFFICIALLY IN THE RECORD BOOKS

We can’t thank everyone enough, but we can try! First off. There were the builders. Without you, this screamin’ chopper show wouldn’t exist. This event is ‘for you’ and in large part ‘by you.’ Born To Ride is grateful to those who came from Georgia, North and South Carolina, as well as from one end of the state of Florida to the other. You are helping put this event on the map as a ‘must see’ yearly event.

Next we have to thank the wives, girlfriends, and families of those builders. We know it takes a lot of hard work and sacrifice to make this yearly trek. Those guys couldn’t do what they do without you, which is why this will always be a family-friendly event.

We want to give a shout out to North Carolina’s Chillbunnys and the Chillbillys for adding another great layer to this custom bike cake. A big thanks to Roosterz Rod Shop for always keeping the party interesting - just short of getting us kicked out of our building. We also want to thank Orlando Street Vans. We had some great vans represented at the show, and hopefully next time we can make this as much about you, and the van community as the choppers.

Thanks to Dave Knoderer of Letter Fly Art for painting us up some great bowling pin giveaways for the tops bike builds. Then our friends who helped with raffle giveaways such as Mondo from Denver’s Choppers,

Paughco Motorcycle Parts, and Metalsport Wheels. Thanks to Vee Rubber Tires for making it possible for us to hand out five sets of tires and a very special thank you to James Irwin and Healthinsurance65.com See James ad in this issue. He is a certified senior advisor, one of only 3500 in America. Find out about his movie , the Baby Boomer Dilemma. “a country that creates veterans should be prepared to care for the “ James Irwin.

Even our awesome DJ Robert Norton gave away a couple of great retro-style bar stools to a lucky participant. One of the highlights of the show was when one of our builders, ‘Yogi’ of Yogi’s Garage, fabbed up and gave away an awesome custom ‘one off’ oil tank that any chopper owner would love to show off.

In spite of several hurdles, this year’s event was an overwhelming success. We’re already working on new ideas and look forward to an even better Choppertown Live next year! Hope to see you there. Thank you, from the Born To Ride family.

BRIAN BUTTERA

Craven Moorehead

returned and apologized, which was not necessary and I paid for the can and headed to the gas pumps after telling her the story of the beautiful angel that had given me a ride. “I saw her drop you off and I thought maybe she was your girlfriend or wife.” “I wish” is all I could say, and we both laughed.

I get a few dollars worth of gas and started hoofing it back down 60 toward the truck. A fellow in a pickup truck stops and says “Man, I heard the story about you running out of gas, and I actually saw that hot girl that dropped you off, so if you want me to, I will drive you back to your truck – just in case she doesn’t come back to get you.” I accepted the ride and the man even offered to hang for a minute just to make sure that I could get it started. I thanked him profusely and told him that I was very appreciative. We conversed about the ‘paying it forward’ thing just like the beautiful girl that brought me there did, and of course, I also told him that he was also an angel unaware.

Angels are Real, Happy New Year

I had a yard sale this weekend. I put signs out on the main drag and the other streets to direct people in. Just before it got totally dark, I jumped into the old Dodge pickup to go retrieve the signs. I was at my 3rd stop (on RT 60 & Jerry Smith) when the truck ran out of gas. I’m standing in the turn lane realizing that I would have to walk back to the shop to get an empty gas can, and then walk back to the corner of Turkey Creek and 60 to get some fuel and then walk back to the truck. By this time it was dark. I swear to you, I could not believe what happens next. This isn’t Winslow Arizona – but a girl in a Ford Expedition rolls down her window at the stop sign and asks me “what’s wrong.” “I’m outta gas” I replied. So she says “Come on, I will give you a ride.” “Lemme see if I have my gas can.” After a short search, I realized that the can was not in my truck. Knowing that I had run out of luck, I just walked to the passenger side of this really nice truck and got in.

Oh my God in heaven, I looked at her and she was absolutely beautiful!! Long blonde hair, perfectly dressed, hot body, and to top it all off she was within my wheel-house of maturity. I am really surprised that a woman of this stature and elegance would even stop and look at an old ‘scooter-trash’ looking dude like me much less actually wait around and piss people off at a busy intersection while I took the time to look for my gas can. But she did, and evidently she is very brave. After a short introduction and some small talk she asked me which gas station I wanted to go to – the RaceTrac or the Sunoco. So naturally I said, “RaceTrac.” She told me that after she picked up her friend on the other end of the road she would give me a ride back to the disabled hillbilly truck. She went out of her way to drop me off at the gas station, and I reminded her that she was truly an ‘Angel’ for giving me a ride.

When I went inside the store, I searched for a gas can. Yeah, there was only one left. $12.99 plus tax which equals almost all I made in the last two days of the yard sale. But I was on a mission to get the truck back, knowing that the battery would be dead soon because I had left the parking lights on. Anyhow, when I get to the counter a girl that I’ve seen in my frequent visits to the store (which is also very cute and extremely nice) is wondering why I am buying a gas can. I asked “Do y’all rent these?” to which she replied – “No, they aren’t for rent.” But she would go check her car to see if she had one that I could borrow. This was yet another effort by someone to help me with a problem, with no expectation of recompense. She

I poured the gas in the tank leaving just a little to dump into the carburetor for good measure. After grinding the battery to the point of death, she finally fired up and as usual the old worn out hillbilly Dodge didn’t let me down. It’s been a very long road with me and that truck. I picked up my signs and went home.

This isn’t a fabrication or fantasy by any stretch of the imagination. This is a TRUE story that you should ALL take heed to. I don’t care if you believe in God or whatever deity it is that you worship. It’s none of my business. I can tell you this; there are good angels walking this earth, paying it forward every day that they live and breathe. Personally, I try to help people whenever I can, and I am not prophesizing or preaching here so don’t get the wrong idea. But do yourself one favor – help people if you can. Your reward may not come immediately, so have faith and push on. In the end, it doesn’t really matter, but you only take with you what you have put in. Here’s the kicker. That beautiful woman did come back to look for me, she slowed down, got into the turn lane and after seeing me pouring gas into the tank she just blew the horn and drove away. It is what it is, but I believe that you should take every opportunity that presents itself to you. Perhaps I should have been more patient and had a little more faith in humanity, but alas I did not. Sometimes it is hard to make the right decision based upon faith alone, but I did accomplish the mission and made it back home intact. My agent called to get me booked for some gigs coming up in the near future. I told her this story. She may not be impressed, but she questioned me about why I didn’t get this girl’s phone number. I should have. I learn something every day and my faith in people has been restored to a great extent. Angels are everywhere regardless of your religion. …

Everything happens for a reason I suppose. But if anyone knows who this beautiful angel is, then let her know that she has a fan that would love to repay her in so many ways. Later that evening. … The woman somehow tracked me down. I was in my shop, working on an old computer when I saw a truck pull in. It was her! I went over to the window and she, in a sweet as sugar voice asked me if I would mind checking on what the strange ticking sound in the motor was. I of course obliged and after she opened the hood, I began examining the motor. The truck was so tall that I had to sort of get up on the front tire and lean under the hood. I had only been under there for about 20 seconds when something moving behind me startled me and I glanced over to see her standing behind me. All of a sudden, she began pulling on my leg, just like I’m pulling yours!

THOUGHTS FOR A NEW YEAR

It’s hard to believe that we are already in the year 2023. Seems like 2022 was just a blur. Now that we’re starting off our new year, I try to look forward to it with a positive outlook. That statement alone is very difficult for me to look at and not laugh at myself. But we must look at the future in a positive light with hope and understanding.

I’m guessing the understanding part comes in by coming to the realization that we need to look more carefully when we decide on the leadership of our government, and in the choices and decisions that we make in our daily lives. I know this past year has been rough for a lot of us, and many have struggled just to get by. We are a direct result of our environment and those we choose to surround ourselves with. I believe one of the secrets to success are to surround yourself with genuinely good and positive influences. I’m saying the real deal types not the ones that spend their efforts telling you how good they are. It’s a quality over quantity type of thing. Would you rather have one really good road trip or six crappy ones? I’ll take the good one please.

Don’t be influenced by all the negativity of others. Odds are that those type of people get off on watching others fail just to try to convince themselves they are better than someone else. Only you can control if you’re going to be happy or not. Now I realize some of you will say, “Nefarious, I try to be happy but all this s**t keeps putting me down.” I get it. It can be just as simple as changing where you go, who you hang out with or just how you look at things. Been there, done that. Making those changes can be very difficult and also be lonely. You may even feel isolated. Well, I’m going to tell you, there are thousands of others out there that have taken the steps to improve their position. Keep some

of these things in mind when you get frustrated with your routine.

“My job sucks.” Does it? You may love the work you do and feel pride in your accomplishments. Maybe it’s just a crappy boss that’s botherin’ you. Another saying goes, “there is no such thing as a sh*tty job, just sh*tty management.” There’s a lot of validity in that.

“I can’t seem to find someone to spend my time with and enjoy my life.” Where did you meet them? What do you really know about them? Hard to believe this but I met my soulmate by accident and after two weeks of dating, and married her. We lasted 24 years together. I, of course, screwed that up and I own my part in it but the thing I realize now is just don’t look for that person. If it’s meant to be it will happen. You also have to love yourself before you can love anyone else. Adding someone to your life in hopes that it will fix your problems is a short-term solution.

There’s more to life than your job. I like to try and refer to, “Play when you can, work when you have to.” It could save your sanity. Could be as easy as getting on your bike and getting out into the fresh air. Treat others how you want to be treated. It may not be returned to you by others, but there’s no need to drag yourself down to a lower level.

“But Nefarious, I had a loss of someone very close to me. I feel lost.” Anyone that has followed me for any time knows I’ve been through this myself. Turned my world upside down. I hate to say this but regardless of what people may say, you won’t get over it. It may even haunt you. It’s up to you to learn how to process that loss and find a way to accept it. I watched an interview of Keanu Reeves and the host asked him, “What do you think happens

when you die?” His response was spot on. Keanu responded, “I believe after you die, the ones that loved you will miss you.” I couldn’t have said that any better than that. It’s a fact.

Always think about how you respond to things and act when responding to them before doing so. You know, the look before you leap angle. Remember, you can never completely erase something you’ve said or done. Sometimes nothing said is a more powerful response than any words can express. Stupid is as stupid does. Selfexplanatory.

And one last bit going into the new year. There is a difference between an accident and an incident. Drinking and riding can lead to an incident. You don’t accidentally drink, then ride. Remember that.

Use your brains. They can make you happy. In a time when smart phones get smarter and the ones using them get dumber, we should try and put that in perspective. Don’t be lazy. Think for yourself. Think of your legacy and plant the seeds for the next generation. Humanity may be counting on you. That’s a hell of a thought, isn’t it?

Ride safe and be responsible. Own your own actions and be proud. Keep your word and be careful who you give it to. Once it’s broken, it’s almost impossible to repair. It’s the only true thing you have that can’t be taken away. Only you can give it to someone of your own free will.

I wish all of you a safe, happy, and prosperous year to come. See you out there.

Nefarious

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James Grateful American

This month Born To Ride reviews the 1971 film “Psychomania.” If you like old British horror films, then this one’s for you. Maybe I should have said horrible old British films. Either way, Psychomania has a lot to like or dislike, depending on your level of intoxication.

The film centers around the life of “Tom” who is the leader of a ‘motorcycle gang’ called the Living Dead. Tom and his ‘gang’ ride authentic period Triumph motorcycles, and meet in a field with several large vertical stones which somewhat resemble

Stonehenge.When they gather there, they often discuss what they will do in the particular day, but there is always talk of committing suicide, so they can live forever. Where could they get such an unsavory idea? From Tom’s occultist Mum of course! In a dream like sequence, Tom has the pleasure of seeing his lovely Mum sign a deal with the Devil to have eternal life. His soul is assumed to be part of the deal, as there is a tot in a basket screaming as Mum signs the deal. All this weirdness is further accelerated by a frog. I dunno? It’s just

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strange. We’ll get to the Frog—plus stones thing later.

On one particular day, Tom and his gang decide to ride through town and wreak havoc on the locals. They ride through a mall square like setting, tipping over shopping carts, baby carriages, and other things until the Bobbies arrive. A chase ensues and most of the members escape the long arm of the law. Tom hell-bent on killing himself rides his motorcycle through a guardrail and into the river. In a strange ritual, Tom is buried sitting upright on his motorcycle near the stones. His gang makes wreaths of flowers and other artifacts, which are buried with him as a guy plays the guitar and sings. Mum’s weird butler buries a frog necklace with him and all the other stuff. Later, a motorist breaks down near the stones, and has the horror of seeing Tom ride his motorcycle out of the grave. He of course is struck by the speeding Triumph and assumed dead. Tom then proceeds to call home from a local public house, and speaks to the butler and his Mum. Later he kills several people from the pub, and escapes into the night. The next day he arrives at the stones where the gang is trying to figure out who stole Tom’s body, and motorcycle. Thinking Tom is the thief, the gang begins questioning him and one of the members sneaks up to stab him in the back. This is where they realize that Tom had really come back from the dead. Seeing how cool it is to be immortal, the rest of the gang sets out to be just like Tom and each one kills him or herself in increasingly more bizarre ways. All succeed but Tom’s girlfriend, who after a failed attempt, really wants to live a normal life.

In the end Tom gives her the ultimatum to join him in the ‘living dead.’ While she is deciding what to do with the gun he has handed her, his lovely Mum performs a ritual which turns her into a frog, and the rest of the ‘dead gang’ into stones while she shoots Tom. Sound confusing? Yeah, it does to me too! I guess the moral of the story is: Don’t feel too froggy, cause you might get stoned.

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How exciting it is to realize another year has gone, and there is a New Year full of hope and opportunity before us! We literally have a clean slate and a clean calendar; it is up to us to see what we will do with the upcoming 365 days. Looking back on rides, I can recall more than once someone cut me off in traffic, claiming they didn’t see the motorcycle. There were times when circumstances made it impossible to keep a commitment and some people felt I let them down. I’ve even had a few people look down their noses over clothes or even the bike I ride.

The common denominator in all of this is having a New Year with a new plan and a better attitude! Don’t know about you, but sometimes when I’m soaking up the miles and my mind jumps to some negative thoughts, the beauty and joy of the day is interrupted. I have to tell myself to take a mental time out and get my head back into the ride and the freedom it offers. You know, there is no reason to fire up the bike and get into the wind if you’re just taking a bunch of troubles with you, right?

What’s the answer? We have to forgive ourselves, forgive each other, and simply move on with life. I once heard a

doctor say that we could “Get bitter or get better”, the only difference is in having a focus on the “e” not the “i”. In other words, take you eyes off yourself and look to everyone else. Whatever we focus our mind on determines the focus of our thoughts and lives. One thing I’ve learned is a strong answer to the problem of staying caught up in the past is to keep a short list. If I’ve accidently hurt, slighted, or cheated someone, I have to make it right and restore the relationship. Almost as importantly, if they’ve hurt or harmed me I need to be big enough to forgive them and get on with a smile on my face and in my heart. There just isn’t enough time in this life to waste over trivial “stuff” that attracts our minds. That way we can truly get better instead of getting bitter. Besides, when I’m bitter the one I am hurting is myself, and what’s the purpose of that?

There’s another area of forgiveness we must face, asking God to forgive us when we’ve failed to honor Him with our lives. 1 John 1:9 says, “If we confess our sins, He is faithful and just to forgive us our sins and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.” That means if we turn away from our wrong actions, He’ll forgive us, and our relationship with Him is restored. If we confess, He’ll do the rest! Trust in Him and begin again, with a fresh start, a clean slate, and looking forward to a great year ahead!

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