“Last Week Tonight With John Oliver” premieres Sunday on HBO.
John Oliver’s HBO series, “Last Week Tonight,” premieres Sunday, April 27. And a month before the show would bow, Oliver hadn’t a specific clue as to what he would be doing opening night.
“It is an odd situation,” Oliver says, taking in a majestic view of the Empire State Building. “The jokes we will tell on the first show have not happened yet, but we are building a machine to be flexible enough to trivialize vastly important stories.”
Though he has goals and a strong concept, Oliver could not say for sure what his show will be because it is predicated on the news.
“We did our first technical show last night,” he says. “I did GM, the recall of 5 million cars, the ignition problem they knew about. It was between 12 and 303 deaths. They say 12; 12 is their defense.”
In a month, this could be bigger news, or it could have faded. Oliver did not know — no one does — but he’s relishing taking the news as it comes.
“The idea is we can do anything,” Oliver said. “We are not going to get told to not do anything. You have to survive by your own moral compass — and mine was probably broken in 1995 — and an innate sense of
decency, and mine was probably lost when I was 6.”
Oliver did a terrific job when he filled in as host of “The Daily Show With Jon Stewart” last summer, and he credits that stint for leading to the new show. The Sunday show will be “as loose as possible,” he says.
Oliver isn’t planning to do a monologue but wants “pre-taped segments because we have extra time,” he says. “We can make it a virtue rather than a curse. It should be possible to be reactive to stories.”
For instance, given Russian President Vladimir Putin’s occupation of Crimea, it’s not inconceivable that he might fancy annexing another country. Oliver ponders the possibilities.
“Putin could wake up and say, ‘Warsaw looks good this time
of year,’ ” Oliver says and starts laughing at the prospect — the comedic prospects, not potential wars.
“As we have been gaming out hypothetical shows, we are working out which stories go away because the meat is picked off their bones or if there is something to tackle, whether there is still a deeper story,” he says.
As far as guests, Oliver does not want reality show contestants, starlets or the usual red carpet brigade. He does, though, want policymakers.
Had the show been on the week he was chatting, Oliver
would have tried to have on a Ukrainian ambassador or someone in the NSA.
4. Scrooge, to friends (if he
5. “__ Ordinary Family”
6. Tia, to Tamera
7. Actress on “Cheers”
8. Strong urge
9. Sitcom for Bradley Whitford (2)
12. Drama series for Billy Burke
14. “__ Masterson” (1958-61)
16. Nurses: abbr.
ACROSS
1. Series for Lucy Liu
9. Refrain syllable
10. “Baby Take __ __”; Shirley Temple movie
11. “I’m With __” (2003-04)
13. Man of the cloth
15. Ryan, for one
17. Role on “NCIS: Los Angeles” (2)
18. “Life of __”; 2012 hit film
20. “That’s __ Raven”
21. Thoreau’s monogram
23. “__ in the Family”
24. “Say __ to the Dress”
25. Role on “The Mary Tyler Moore Show”
26. Setting for “Frasier”: abbr.
29. Initials for singer Tennille
30. “Super __ __”
34. “One __ Move”; 1992 Billy Bob Thornton film
any)
19. “The Big __ With Donny Deutsch”
20. Job opening
22. Poet Eliot
23. Role on “Married ... With Children”
27. Public transport
28. Advanced degree: abbr.
30. “A __ in Her Ear”; 1968 Rex Harrison movie
31. Least popular piece of chicken
32. Actress Teri
33. __- __’-shanter; Scottish cap
35. “The Man With the Golden __”; Frank Sinatra movie
37. Fabray, to friends
40. “__, Wilderness!”; 1935 Lionel Barrymore film
41. Acuff’s initials
Wednesday
11:00 a.m. (MSC) Hard Charge
2:00 p.m. (MSC) Hard Charge
Friday
11:00 p.m. (MSC) Hard Charge
Saturday
1:00 p.m. % World of X Games
Saturday
10:30 a.m. ) Sports Stars of Tomorrow Profiles of the top rookie, college and high-school talent in sports; current athletes share their experiences, advice and personal impressions of the road to stardom.
3:00 p.m. % ESPN Sports
Saturday
4:30 a.m. = Whacked Out Sports
Sunday
6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing O’Reilly Auto Parts SpringNationals. From Baytown, Texas. (Same-day Tape)
Monday
1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now
Tuesday
1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now
Wednesday
1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now
Thursday
1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now
Friday
6:00 p.m. (MSC) 3 Wide Life
The top NASCAR teams and drivers.
Saturday
12:00 p.m. ) / NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Aaron’s 499, Qualifying. Featuring the competitive “knockout” system where race cars will be on the track at the same time. (Live)
1:30 p.m. (ESPN) NASCAR Countdown (Live)
2:00 p.m. (ESPN) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Aaron’s 312. From Talladega Superspeedway in Talladega, Ala. (Live)
2:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Aaron’s 312. From Talladega Superspeedway in Talladega, Ala. (Same-day Tape)
Sunday
12:00 p.m. (ESPN) Alabama at South Carolina. (Live)
12:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live) (WGN-A) Lead-Off Man (Live)
1:00 p.m. (MSC) Detroit Tigers at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis. (Live) (WGN-A) Chicago Cubs at Milwaukee Brewers. From Miller Park in Milwaukee. (Live)
4:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
4:15 p.m. (WGN-A) 10th Inning (Live)
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight: Sunday Night Countdown (Live)
7:00 p.m. (ESPN) Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim at New York Yankees. From Yankee Stadium in the Bronx, N.Y. (Live)
11:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim at New York Yankees. From Yankee Stadium in the Bronx, N.Y. (Same-day Tape)
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Detroit Tigers at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.
Monday
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Detroit Tigers at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.
12:00 p.m. (MSC) Detroit Tigers at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.
6:30 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)
7:00 p.m. (ESPN) Oakland Athletics at Texas Rangers. From Globe Life Park in Arlington, Texas. (Live)
11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)
2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Oakland Athletics at Texas Rangers. From Globe Life Park in Arlington, Texas.
Tuesday
6:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
7:00 p.m. (MSC) Los Angeles Dodgers at Minnesota Twins.
From Target Field in Minneapolis. (Live)
9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Los Angeles Dodgers at Minnesota Twins.
From Target Field in Minneapolis.
2:00 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live Wednesday
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Los Angeles Dodgers at Minnesota Twins.
From Target Field in Minneapolis.
12:00 p.m. (MSC) Los Angeles Dodgers at Minnesota Twins.
From Target Field in Minneapolis.
1:00 p.m. (WGN-A) Detroit Tigers at Chicago White Sox. From U.S. Cellular Field in Chicago. (Live)
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Tampa Bay
Rays at Boston Red Sox. From Fenway Park in Boston. (Live)
6:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
7:00 p.m. (MSC) Los Angeles Dodgers at Minnesota Twins.
From Target Field in Minneapolis. (Live)
9:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball
Tonight (Live)
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Los Angeles Dodgers at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.
2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Tampa Bay Rays at Boston Red Sox. From Fenway Park in Boston. (MSC) Twins Live Thursday
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Los Angeles Dodgers at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.
11:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
12:00 p.m. (MSC) Los Angeles Dodgers at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis. (Live)
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Baltimore Orioles at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.
1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Baseball
Tonight (Live)
2:00 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live
Saturday
12:00 p.m. (ESPN2) LSU at Texas A&M. (Live)
12:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
1:00 p.m. (MSC) Baltimore Orioles at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.
p.m. (MSC) Twins Live
5:00 p.m. (WGN-A) Chicago White Sox at Cleveland Indians. From Progressive Field in Cleveland. (Live)
p.m. (MSC) Florida International at East Carolina. (Live)
Are
3:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
6:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live
7:00 p.m. (MSC) Los Angeles Dodgers at Minnesota Twins.
From Target Field in Minneapolis.
9:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live 11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Los Angeles Dodgers at Minnesota Twins.
From Target Field in Minneapolis.
2:00 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live Friday
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Los Angeles Dodgers at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.
6:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
7:00 p.m. (MSC) Baltimore Orioles at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis. (Live)
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
8:30 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)
11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Baltimore Orioles at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.
Sunday
10:00 a.m. (MSC) Courtside Jones Interviews with former NBA players.
11:30 a.m. % NBA Countdown (Live)
12:00 p.m. % First Round: Teams TBA. (Live)
2:30 p.m. % First Round: Teams TBA. (Live)
5:30 p.m. (TNT) NBA Tip-Off (Live)
6:00 p.m. (TNT) Teams TBA. (Live)
8:30 p.m. (TNT) Teams TBA. (Live)
11:00 p.m. (TNT) Inside the NBA (Live)
1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Teams TBA. (Same-day Tape)
2:30 a.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA. (Same-day Tape)
Marquez and Mike Alvarado train for their bout.
8:00 p.m. (SHOW) All Access
8:30 p.m. (SHOW) All Access
9:00 p.m. (SHOW) All Access
Thursday
7:00 a.m. (HBO) The Fight Game With Jim Lampley
8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Friday Night Fights. Victor Manuel Cayo vs. Roberto Garcia. From Hialeah, Fla. (Live)
Friday
5:00 p.m. (SHOW) Weigh-In Live: Mayweather vs. Maidana (Live)
Saturday
10:30 a.m. (HBO) The Fight Game With Jim Lampley
7:00 p.m. (SHOW) Mayweather vs. Maidana: Countdown Live (Live)
9:00 p.m. (MSC) Golden Boy Live: Ronny Rios vs. Andrew Cancio. From Chicago.
Saturday
3:00 p.m. + 140th Kentucky Derby From Churchill Downs in Louisville, Ky. (Live)
Sunday
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) 2014 College Football All-Star Challenge From Arlington, Texas. (ESPN2) Arena Football Iowa Barnstormers at Philadelphia Soul. From Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia. (Live)
Monday
2:00 p.m. (ESPN) Sportscenter Special: On the Clock (Live)
2:30 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Insiders (Live)
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live) (MSC) Training Day 365
(ESPN2) Teams TBA. (Same-day Tape)
a.m. (ESPN2) Teams TBA.
a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight
p.m. (TNT) NBA Tip-Off
p.m. (TNT) Teams TBA.
p.m. (MSC) Courtside Jones Interviews with former NBA players.
10:00 p.m. (TNT) Inside the NBA
12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Teams TBA.
BOXING
Sunday
8:00 a.m. (SHOW) Keith Thurman vs. Julio Diaz. Thurman vs. Diaz, interim WBA World welterweight title.
11:30 a.m. (SHOW) All Access
Monday
3:45 p.m. (HBO) Road to Marquez/Alvarado Juan Manuel Marquez and Mike Alvarado train for their bout.
Tuesday
4:30 p.m. (HBO) The Fight Game With Jim Lampley
Wednesday
9:15 a.m. (HBO) Road to Marquez/Alvarado Juan Manuel
4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) College Football Live (Live) (MSC) Vikings Huddle A community and family-oriented show hosted by the Voice of the Vikings, Paul Allen.
7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Sportscenter Special: On the Clock (Live)
9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 2014 Draft Academy Spotlighting the top NFL Draft prospects.
12:00 a.m. (MSC) The Panel
12:30 a.m. (MSC) The Panel
1:00 a.m. (MSC) The Panel
1:30 a.m. (MSC) The Panel
2:00 a.m. (MSC) The Panel
Tuesday
2:00 p.m. (ESPN) Sportscenter Special: On the Clock (Live)
2:30 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Insiders (Live)
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)
4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) College Football Live (Live)
7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Sportscenter Special: On the Clock (Live)
8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 2014 Draft Academy Spotlighting the top NFL Draft prospects.
9:00 p.m. (ESPN) 2014 Draft Academy Spotlighting the top NFL Draft prospects.
2:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
Wednesday
2:00 p.m. (ESPN) Sportscenter Special: On the Clock (Live)
2:30 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Insiders (Live)
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)
4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) College
Football Live (Live)
7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Sportscenter Special: On the Clock
(Live)
8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 2014 Draft Academy Spotlighting the top NFL Draft prospects.
Thursday
2:00 p.m. (ESPN) Sportscenter Special: On the Clock (Live)
2:30 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Insiders (Live)
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)
4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) College
Football Live (Live) (MSC) Vikings Huddle A community and family-oriented show hosted by the Voice of the Vikings, Paul Allen.
6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Sportscenter Special: On the Clock (Live)
2:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Sportscenter Special: On the Clock
Friday
2:00 p.m. (ESPN) Sportscenter Special: On the Clock (Live)
2:30 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Insiders (Live)
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)
4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) College
Football Live (Live)
10:30 p.m. (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron A documentary-style Vikings themed show that includes rare and exclusive team access.
2:30 a.m. (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron A documentary-style Vikings themed show that includes rare and exclusive team access.
Saturday
7:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
12:00 p.m. (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron A documentary-style Vikings themed show that includes rare and exclusive team access.
2:00 p.m. % 2014 Draft Academy Spotlighting the top NFL Draft prospects.
3:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Sportscenter Special: On the Clock
6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 2014 Draft Academy Spotlighting the top NFL Draft prospects.
7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 2014 Draft Academy Spotlighting the top NFL Draft prospects.
Sunday
9:30 a.m. (MSC) Playing Through With John Weisbarth Surprising golfers by whisking them away and treating them to a round of golf as well as a chance to win prizes.
11:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
Pregame (Live)
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Zurich Classic of New Orleans, Final Round. From Avondale, La. (Live)
1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
Pregame (Live)
2:00 p.m. _ Zurich Classic of New Orleans, Final Round. From the TPC Louisiana in Avondale, La. (Live)
4:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Channel Academy 1983 PGA Champion Hal Sutton breaks down the full swing.
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Swinging Skirts Classic, Final Round.
From San Francisco. (Live)
8:30 p.m. (GOLF) Zurich Classic of New Orleans, Final Round.
From Avondale, La.
1:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
Monday
10:00 a.m. (GOLF) Swinging Skirts Classic, Final Round.
From San Francisco.
12:30 p.m. (GOLF) Zurich Classic of New Orleans, Final Round.
From Avondale, La.
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix
9:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty
10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
12:00 a.m. (GOLF) Feherty
1:00 a.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Tuesday 10:00 a.m. (GOLF) Asian Tour: CIMB Niaga Indonesian Masters, Third Round.
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix
4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Playing Lessons From the Pros
7:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf’s Greatest Rounds
10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions Tour Learning Center (MSC) Playing Through With John Weisbarth Surprising golfers by whisking them away and treating them to a round of golf as well as a chance to win prizes.
11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf’s Greatest Rounds
2:30 a.m. (MSC) Playing Through With John Weisbarth Surprising golfers by whisking them away and treating them to a round of golf as well as a chance to win prizes.
4:30 a.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
Wednesday
7:00 a.m. (MSC) Playing Through With John Weisbarth Surprising golfers by whisking them away and treating them to a round of golf as well as a chance to win prizes.
10:00 a.m. (GOLF) Asian Tour: CIMB Niaga Indonesian Masters, Final Round. (Same-day Tape)
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Channel Academy
12:30 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
1:00 p.m. (GOLF) Trophee Hassan II Highlights
2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
2:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions
Tour Learning Center
3:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) European Tour Weekly Highlights and previews of the European Golf Tour.
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) School of Golf
7:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty
10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
10:30 p.m.
Friday
8:00 a.m. (GOLF) The Championship, Second Round. From South Korea. (Same-day Tape)
11:30 a.m. (GOLF) North Texas Shootout, Second Round. From Irving, Texas. (Live)
1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)
2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Wells Fargo Championship, Second Round. From Charlotte, N.C. (Live)
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
6:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions: Insperity Invitational, First Round. From The Woodlands, Texas. (Same-day Tape)
8:30 p.m. (GOLF) Wells Fargo Championship, Second Round. From Charlotte, N.C.
12:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
1:00 a.m. (GOLF) Champions: Insperity Invitational, First
Round. From The Woodlands, Texas. (Same-day Tape)
8:30 p.m. (GOLF) Wells Fargo Championship, Third Round. From Charlotte, N.C.
1:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
1:30 a.m. (GOLF) Champions: Insperity Invitational, Second Round. From The Woodlands, Texas.
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
5:30 a.m. (GOLF) The Championship, Final Round. From South Korea. (Same-day Tape)
Sunday
11:00 a.m. + Philadelphia Flyers at New York Rangers. Eastern Conference Quarterfinal, game 5. (If necessary).
(Live)
2:00 p.m. + St. Louis Blues at Chicago Blackhawks. Western Conference Quarterfinal, game 6. (If necessary). (Live)
Saturday
11:30 a.m. + Conference Semifinal: Teams TBA. (Live)
Sunday
6:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Bassmasters From Branson, Mo.
7:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Bassmasters From Little Rock, Ark.
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Back Roads
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Jason Mitchell
9:00 a.m. (MSC) John Gillespie’s Water & Woods A tour of Wisconsin’s best fishing spots.
9:30 a.m. (MSC) Midwest Outdoors Helping people enjoy the outdoors.
10:30 a.m. (MSC) Lindner’s Angling Edge Jigging tactics for summer whitefish; giant Hawk Lake walleyes in Northwest Ontario.
11:30 a.m. (MSC) Destination Polaris
6:30 p.m. + Minnesota Bound
Sunday
10:30 p.m. (ESPN2) ESPN FC Highlights, news, reactions and opinions from the day in soccer.
Monday
4:30 p.m. (ESPN2) ESPN FC Highlights, news, reactions and opinions from the day in soccer.
Tuesday
4:30 p.m. (ESPN2) ESPN FC Highlights, news, reactions and opinions from the day in soccer.
Wednesday
4:30 p.m. (ESPN2) ESPN FC Highlights, news, reactions and opinions from the day in soccer.
Thursday
7:00 a.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Highlights The best action of the day’s action.
4:30 p.m. (ESPN2) ESPN FC Highlights, news, reactions and opinions from the day in soccer.
a.m. (MSC) Destination
a.m. (MSC) Destination
(MSC)
p.m. (MSC) We Love It!
p.m. (MSC) We Love It! Outdoors
2:30 a.m. (MSC) We Love It!
Tuesday 9:00 a.m. (MSC) We Love It!
12:00 p.m. (MSC) We Love It!
3:00 p.m. (MSC) Destination
Friday
12:00 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Soccer
2:00 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Soccer
4:00 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Highlights The best action of the day’s action. 4:30 p.m. (ESPN2) ESPN FC Highlights, news, reactions and opinions from the day in soccer.
Saturday
5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
Thursday
8:00 a.m. (GOLF) The Championship, First Round. From South Korea. (Same-day Tape)
11:30 a.m. (GOLF) North Texas Shootout, First Round. From Irving, Texas. (Live)
1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
Pregame (Live)
2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Wells Fargo Championship, First Round.
From Charlotte, N.C. (Live)
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
6:30 p.m. (GOLF) Wells Fargo Championship, First Round.
From Charlotte, N.C.
10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Wells Fargo Championship, First Round.
From Charlotte, N.C.
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
Round. From The Woodlands, Texas.
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
5:30 a.m. (GOLF) The Championship, Third Round. From South Korea. (Same-day Tape)
Saturday
11:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Wells Fargo Championship, Third Round.
From Charlotte, N.C. (Live)
1:00 p.m. _ Beyond the Green
1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)
2:00 p.m. _ Wells Fargo Championship, Third Round.
From the Quail Hollow Club in Charlotte, N.C. (Live) (GOLF) North Texas Shootout, Third Round. From Irving, Texas. (Live)
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions: Insperity Invitational, Second
Wednesday 8:30 a.m. (MSC) We Love It!
8:30 a.m. (MSC) Destination
p.m. (MSC) Destination
5:30 p.m. (MSC) Back Roads
Friday
8:30 a.m. (MSC) Lindner’s Angling Edge Fishing weed edges for largemouth bass; locating prime walleye spots.
11:00 a.m. (MSC) John Gillespie’s Water & Woods A tour of Wisconsin’s best fishing spots.
11:30 a.m. (MSC) Midwest Outdoors
Saturday
7:30 a.m. (MSC) We Love It!
Outdoors
8:00 a.m. (MSC) Back Roads
11:00 a.m. (CNBC) English Premier League Soccer Everton FC vs Manchester City FC. From Goodison Park in Liverpool, Merseyside, England. (Live)
Sunday
6:00 p.m. (MSC) PowerShares Series: Houston. Agassi, Roddick, Courier and Blake. From Houston.
3:00 a.m. (MSC) PowerShares Series: Houston. Agassi, Roddick, Courier and Blake. From Houston.
Sunday
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Sled Head 24/7 Snowmobile products, techniques.
Monday
8:00 a.m. (MSC) Park & Pipe Open Series
Thursday
8:00 a.m. (MSC) Sled Head 24/7 Snowmobile products, techniques.
Men (CC) (6:58) Mad Men “The Fog” (CC) (7:57) Mad Men “A Day’s Work” (CC) (:01) TURN (S) (CC) (:01) ››› “Mission: Impossible III” (2006) Tom Cruise. Agent Ethan Hunt faces the toughest villain of his career.
›››› “The Shawshank Redemption” (1994, Drama) Tim Robbins, Morgan Freeman, Bob Gunton. (CC)
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W NHL Hockey ExtremeExtreme SportBassSltwtrIntoKy. Derby Derby DrawPro Talk
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F NHL Hockey SaltwaMartinOutdoorKy. Derby Horse Racing Kentucky Oaks. (N) (S Live) NHL Top (NICK)
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W ››› “X-Men” (2000) Hugh Jackman. (S) ››› “Superman Returns” (2006, Adventure) Brandon Routh. (S) ›› “John Carter” (2012) Taylor Kitsch, Lynn Collins. (S)
TH Police VideosPolice VideosPolice Videos ››› “The Departed” (2006) Leonardo DiCaprio, Matt Damon. (S) CopsCopsCopsCopsCopsCopsCops
F GanglandGanglandGanglandGanglandGanglandGanglandGangland Jail (SYFY)
M PaidPaidMetal › “Sinbad and the Minotaur” (2011) “Immortal Voyage” ›› “Almighty Thor” (2011) (CC) ››› “Stardust” (2007) Claire Danes, Charlie Cox. “The Day After Tomorrow”
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TH Zone ›› “Attack of the Sabretooth” (2005) “Tasmanian Devils” (2013, Suspense) “Headless Horseman” (2007, Horror) ›› “The Haunting in Connecticut” ›› “Final Destination 2” (2003) District 9
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T (:15) “I Shot Jesse James”(:45) ››› “The Baron of Arizona” ››› “The Steel Helmet” ›› “Run of the Arrow” ›› “Verboten!” (1959) ››› “Merrill’s Marauders”(:45) ›› “Shock Corridor” (1963) (CC) Naked
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W “Ziegfeld Girl”(:15) ››› “The Secret Heart” (1946) ›› “The Bribe” (1949) (CC) (:45) ›› “Duchess of Idaho” (1950) ›› “Grounds for Marriage”(:15) ›› “Nancy Goes to Rio” (1950) “Great Diamond”“Her Twelve Men”
TH Cat- ›› “The Firefly” (1937) Jeanette MacDonald. ››› “Sweethearts” (1938) (CC) ››› “Maytime” (1937, Musical) (CC) (:15) ›› “A Stolen Life” (1946) (CC) (:15) ›› “It Started With a Kiss” (CC) “Dear Heart” (CC)
M Burn ›››› “Raiders of the Lost Ark” (1981) (CC) NCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los Angeles
T “Indiana Jones & the Temple” Law & Order: SVULaw &
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T “Nothing to Lose”(6:50) ››› “Prometheus” (2012) (S) ›› “Admission” (2013) Tina Fey. (S) (10:50) ›› “Warm Bodies”“National Lampoon”(:15) › “How High” (2001) (S) (CC) (3:50) › “Showtime” (2002) Conjur
F “What Dreams May Come”(:45) ›› “Cutthroat Island” (1995) Geena Davis. REAL Sports ››› “The Bourne Legacy” (2012) (:15) › “Date Movie” (2006) (:45) › “New Year’s Eve” (2011) (S) (:45) ››› “Walk the Line” (MAX)
W (5:00) “Syriana”(:15) ››› “Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets” (S) ›› “This Is 40” (2012) Paul Rudd. (S) “The Incredible Burt Wonderstone” (S) (:05) ›› “Ted” (2012) Mark Wahlberg. ›› “The Purge” (2013) (S) Me Irene
TH “Chasing Mav.” ››› “War of the Worlds” (2005) (S) ›› “Snitch” (2013) Dwayne Johnson. (10:50) ›› “Next of Kin”(:45) ›› “Taken 2” (2012) (S) (CC) ››› “42” (2013) Premiere. (S) (CC) “Place Beyond the Pines”
M ›› “Beaches” (1988) Bette Midler. (:05) ››› “Sarafina!” (1992) (S) (CC) “Dirty Dancing” › “The New Daughter” (2009) (S) (CC) ›› “The Words” (2012) (S) (CC) (:20) ››› “50/50” (2011) “The Impossible”
T (:15) ››› “The Way Back” (2010) (S) (CC) ›› “Possession” (2002) (:15) ›› “Liberal Arts” (2012) (S) (CC) ›› “Wicker Park” (2004) (S) (CC) “Gucci: The Director” (2013) (:25) “The Cold Light of Day”“Longest Yard”
W (5:30) “Good Boy!” ›› “Turner & Hooch” (S) (:45) ››› “Circle of Friends” (1995) ›› “The Brothers Bloom” (2008) (S) ›› “Elizabeth: The Golden Age” (S) “Salmon Fishing” (:15) ››› “The Ghost Writer” (2010)
F (5:20) ››› “Les Misérables” (2012) › “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter”(9:50) ›› “Roll Bounce” (2005) (S) (11:50) ››› “8 Mile” (CC) (:45) › “Vehicle 19” (2013) (:15) ››› “Life of Pi” (2012) Suraj Sharma. (S) Admis (SHOW)
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F (5:00) “Dick Tracy”“My Week With Marilyn” (S) (:45) ›› “W.” (2008) Josh Brolin. (S) (CC) Rolling Stones: SweetBilly Joel: A Matter of Trust“Springsteen & I”(:15) › “Alex Cross” (2012) (S) (CC) Weigh-In Live (TMC)
M Legend ›› “Enduring Love” (2004) (:15) ›› “Hope Springs” (2003) (CC) › “Inescapable” (2012) (S) (:35) › “The Brass Teapot” (2012) (S) › “A Dark Truth” (2012) Andy Garcia. “Agent Cody Banks 2”“Lemony Snick.”
T MrMa(:40) ›› “Alive” (1993) Ethan Hawke. (S) (CC) (8:50) ›› “For Ellen” (S) ›› “Beauty Shop” (2005) (:15) › “As Cool as I Am” (2013) (S) (1:50) ›› “Save the Date” › “Boat Trip” (2003) (S) (:05) “Alex Cross”
W Deep“Dinosaur Proj”(:45) ›› “The Hunter” (2011) (S) (CC) ›› “The Muse” (1999) (S) (:10) › “Knife Fight” (2012) Rob Lowe. (12:50) ›› “Notting Hill” (1999) (S) ›› “Kindergarten Cop” (1990) (S) “Silver Linings”
TH “Three Musk.”“Barbershop 2: Back in Business” (S) ››› “Blackthorn” (2011) (:45) ›› “The Reluctant Fundamentalist” (2012) “The Bang Bang Club” (2010) (S) (CC) › “The Three Musketeers” (2011) (S) “Barbershop 2”
F (5:40) ›› “Antitrust” (2001) ›› “The Cowboy Way” (1994) (S) (:20) ›› “People Like Us”(:15) ›› “A Map of the World” (1999) (S) (CC) › “Material Girls” (2006) (:10) ›› “Antitrust” (2001) (S) (CC) “Circle of Friends”
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“The Field,” hulu.com/w/ ipae
This trailer previews “The Field,” a spinoff from Fox’s police comedy “BrooklynNine-Nine,” coming soon to Hulu. It features Sgt. Terry Jeffords (Terry Crews), who is having anger issues. With a psych evaluation looming, can he prove his anger issues won’t affect his judgment in the field?
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“In the Kitchen With Hannibal,” hulu.com/w/ipad
In another spinoff coming soon to Hulu, Dr. Hannibal Lecter (Mads Mikkelsen) of the NBC serial-killer drama “Hannibal” takes viewers into his kitchen, where he prepares such delicacies as parmesan-crusted lamb brains and peppercorn mutton. And no, the trailer doesn’t feature any fava beans.
If sampling a locale’s food isn’t enjoyable enough, sharing the experience with your best friend can make it even better.
Chef Sammy DeMarco (alias “Sammy D”) is doing just that, taking road trips with longtime pal and movie director Frank Coraci (“The Wedding Singer”), in Travel Channel’s new Tuesday series “Chow Masters.” In back-to-back episodes on April 29, they sample macaroni and cheese in San Francisco and tacos in Austin, Texas, with the cook behind the version they judge to be the best of three receiving $10,000 and a Golden Skillet Award.
“I grew up in a Sicilian-Italian family,” boisterous cook and restaurateur DeMarco says, “so I was never a stranger to food. It was always around and part of my life, and coming through my career and working in some high-end places, I always found myself going downtown and eating casual food late at night.”
DeMarco eventually added some of those edibles to his own eateries in locales from Atlantic City, N.J., to Australia. “It wasn’t re-creating the wheel,” he says, “but food that people crave, and that really is comfort food ... the stuff after you’re done doing something else. People relate to it.”
What became “Chow Masters” originally was pitched as a burger-centric program. “As we started filming, the show evolved,” DeMarco reports. “With comfort food, there’s so much more range. It’s a wider opportunity to do more fun stuff.”
Having Coraci (“my best friend since childhood”) along only has added to the fun for DeMarco.
“All of sudden, he’s in my world, and I’m in his. This is only good if you look over the table and say to someone, ‘Hey, this is great, isn’t it?’ We did a lot of things together for the first time, so it’s really exciting to be getting on the road and experiencing things with him 40 years after I met him.”
•What are you currently reading?
“I look at a lot of Dr. Oz’s stuff, and I read a lot of motivational stuff that helps me focus on balancing my life. Chefs get wrapped up in what they do. I also listen to a lot of audiobooks; I travel tremendously, so on the plane, I just put those on.”
•What did you have for dinner last night?
“We’d been out out for brunch, so we did simple gyros at home.”
•What is your next project?
”I’m launching Ingredient Group, which is my own licensed food company (pertaining to) any food-related items. And I have an American dumpling concept that I’m looking to launch.”
•When was the last vacation you took – where and why?
”It was in Delray (Beach, Fla.). We wrapped up shooting in Miami, and my mom spends the winters in Delray, so I shot down there and spent time with her.”
“Line of Duty,” www.hulu.com/ line-of-duty
Created by Jed Mercurio and set in the fictional police anti-corruption unit AC-12, this British cat-and-mouse drama launched its six-episode second season in late March with an ambush that leaves DI Lindsay Denton (Keeley Hawes) as the sole survivor. The deputy chief constable takes charge and assigns AC-12 to the case. Also stars Vicky McClure, Martin Compston, Adrian Dunbar, Lennie James, Neil Morrissey and Gina McKee.
“Hollyoaks,” www.hulu.com/ hollyoaks
The highly rated British teen soap set among the fashionable and beautiful is back in the U.S. only on Hulu. The characters regularly find themselves in the middle of high-drama storylines, from teen pregnancy to dating disasters. New episodes air daily, shortly after they air in the U.K.
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Bam’s Bad Ass Deal With It
›› “You, Me and Dupree” (2006, Comedy) Owen Wilson, Kate Hudson.
MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedJeff Foxworthy Name Is Earl MarriedMarried (TCM) (5:00) ›› “The Angry Hills” (1959)
››› “Breaker Morant” (1980) Edward Woodward, Jack Thompson.
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››› “Tim” (1979, Drama) Piper Laurie, Mel Gibson, Alwyn Kurts. Premiere.
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››› “Mad Max” (1979, Action) Mel Gibson, Joanne Samuel. (CC)
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(:10) ››› “Before Sunset” (2004) Ethan Hawke. ‘R’ (CC) “Pet Sematary” (SHOW) Billy Joel: A Matter of Trust
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“Some Girl(s)” (2013) Adam Brody, Kristen Bell. ‘NR’ (CC)
› “Material Girls” (2006) Hilary Duff. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) (12:10) ››› “The Best Man” (1999) Taye Diggs, Nia Long. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:10) “360” (2011, Drama) Anthony Hopkins, Ben Foster. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ››› “Circle of Friends” (1995) Chris O’Donnell. (CC) “SecretMy”
(1994) Keanu Reeves. A transit bus is wired to explode if it drops below 50 mph.
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PaidPaidPaidPaid ›› “Psychosis” (2010) Ricci Harnett “House of Bones” (2010) Corin Nemec › “Saw 7” (2010, Horror) Tobin Bell. ›› “Hostel” (2006) Jay Hernandez. ›› “Jeepers Creepers” (2001) (TBN) VeggiePenguinKids ClbStoryRocKids Auto GdPenguinVeggieMonsterHopkinsLassieGoliathIshineInspir.TailsVeggieHeroes & LegendsCameronNewsPraise the Lord (CC) (TBS)
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(HBO) (5:30) ›› “Just Like Heaven” (CC) (:15) › “New Year’s Eve” (2011) Halle Berry, Jessica Biel. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Neighbors: 1st REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (S) Fight Game ››› “Pacific Rim” (2013, Science Fiction) Charlie Hunnam. ‘PG-13’ (CC) Mak. R.I.P.D. Billy Crystal 700 Sundays The comic discusses childhood memories. (CC) ››› “The Way, Way Back” (2013) Steve Carell. (S)
(:15) ›› “Warm Bodies” (2013) (S) (MAX) (5:35) ›› “Pet Sematary” (1989) Dale Midkiff. ‘R’ (CC) (:20) › “Son of the Mask” (2005) Jamie Kennedy. ‘PG’
(8:55) ›› “Dark Shadows” (2012, Comedy) Johnny Depp. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(10:50) ›› “The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey” (2012) Ian McKellen. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:45) › “Getaway” (2013, Action) Ethan Hawke. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:20) ›› “House of Wax” (2005) Elisha Cuthbert. (S) ‘R’
(:15) ›› “Mama” (2013) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (SHOW) (:05) “Sellebrity” (2012, Documentary) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:45) ››› “The Truman Show” (1998) Jim Carrey. (S) ‘PG’
›› “Notting Hill” (1999, Romance-Comedy) Julia Roberts. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:45) ››› “Ain’t Them Bodies Saints” (2013) Rooney Mara. ‘R’ (CC) ››› “Lincoln” (2012, Historical Drama) Daniel DayLewis, Sally Field. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Years of Living Dangerously (CC) ››› “Sleepy Hollow” (1999) ‘R’ (TMC) (5:45) ›› “The Secret of My Success” (1987) ‘PG-13’
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(FAM) (4:53) ››› “Ratatouille”(:20) ››› “Toy Story 3” (2010) ››› “The Karate Kid” (1984, Drama) Ralph Macchio. PrincePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidZ. LevittPaidMass
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››› “The Russians Are Coming, the Russians Are Coming” (1966) (CC) (:15) ››› “The Cincinnati Kid” (1965) Steve McQueen. (CC) (DVS) (:15) › “Doll Squad” (1973, Action) Michael Ansara, Francine York. › “10 Violent Women” (1982, Action) Sherri Vernon. Time Out ››› “Adventures of Don Juan” (TLC) Undercover BossSex Sent Me to Sex Sent Me to OMG! EMT! (CC) Sex Sent Me to Sex Sent Me to OMG! EMT! (CC) Undercover BossPopoffPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT) “Mission: Imp. 2”Tip-OffNBA Basketball Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC) Inside the NBA (N) ››› “Total Recall” (1990) Rachel Ticotin (CC) ››› “Mission: Impossible 2” (2000) (CC) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) (TOON) › “The Smurfs”King/HillKing/HillAmer.Fam GuyFam GuyBoonBoonAttackBleachSpace Naruto1 PieceExorcistLagoonShellNarutoFullmetalSamuraiStarTitanLooneyLooney (TRAV) Food ParadiseGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresThe Dead FilesThe Dead FilesGhost AdventuresThe Dead FilesThe Dead FilesGhost AdventuresPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) PawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...(12:01) World’s Dumbest... World’s Dumbest...PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens The Soul Man Cleveland 3’s Company
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(:05) ›› “Spawn” (1997) (S) (SHOW) (5:00) ››› “Sleepy Hollow” Mayweather vs. Maidana History of the Eagles The evolution and popularity of The Eagles. (S) (CC)
Nurse Jackie Californication (12:05) ››› “Love Actually” (2003, Romance-Comedy) Hugh Grant, Laura Linney. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ››› “Killing Them Softly” (2012) Brad Pitt. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:10) › “As Cool as I Am” (2013) Claire Danes. ‘R’ (CC) “Perks” (TMC) (5:55) ›› “Lord of War” (2005, Drama) Nicolas Cage. Premiere. (S) ‘R’
›› “Tony: London Serial Killer” (2009) ‘NR’ (CC) ›› “Cockneys vs Zombies” (2012) Michelle Ryan.
›› “Tony: London Serial Killer” (2009) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) ›› “Cockneys vs Zombies” (2012) Michelle Ryan.
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