The Brainerd Dispatch TV Week January 12th 2014

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Matthew McConaughey stars in “True Detective,” premiering Sunday on HBO.

January 12 - 18, 2014

HBO’s ‘True Detective’ finds McConaughey and Harrelson

By Kate O’Hare © Zap2it

In the hinterlands of Louisiana, a naked young woman has been murdered and bound, kneeling, near a tree, with antlers tied to her head. The only thing stranger than the crime may be the investigation — and the investigators.

Written by novelist Nic Pizzolatto (“The Killing”), HBO’s eight-episode “True Detective,” premiering Sunday, Jan. 12, measures the cost of two men’s obsession with justice. Also starring are Michelle Monaghan, Kevin Dunn, Shea Whigham, Clarke Peters and Jay O. Sanders.

It’s 1995, and two mismatched Louisiana State Police detectives — conflicted family man Martin Hart (Woody Harrelson) and nihilistic Rust Cohle (Matthew McConaughey) — are called to the crime scene.

In 2012, the two now-former detectives, whose lives have taken dark turns, are brought back together to revisit the case when a similar crime occurs. As they narrate the strands of their original investigation, Hart and Cohle are drawn back into a maelstrom they thought they’d escaped by solving the crime.

Sitting side by side on a couch in a Beverly Hills hotel, the two movie stars — Harrelson was in the TV series “Cheers” but hasn’t done television since; McConaughey has never done television before — talk about their roles, each other’s performances and what may come next.

Here are some excerpts:

McConaughey on learning the ropes of gradual character development on television:

“It just took more patience. The writing was great, so every week, I was continuously working on ‘What is the source intent of these words Nic wrote?’ The first time I read it, I couldn’t wait to hear what came out of Rust Cohle’s mouth. I loved what he said. I loved the honesty he had and his point of view.

“You usually don’t get that in a movie. It’s harder to get much of that.”

The two on whether McConaughey may appear in another detective tale (some scripts have come his way lately):

Harrelson: “Would you consider doing another detectivetype thing?”

McConaughey: “Yeah.”

Harrelson: “You would? I’ve got something for you.”

McConaughey: “Great. So far, (the scripts) just kind of polish the turds. Anyone can play that, and that’s a detective coming up with interesting clues. This is not a story of detectives coming up with the interesting clue. It’s about what happens to them, between them, who they are

and who they aren’t, what has happened in the 17 years in between. That, you’ll see as you keep watching them.”

On the characters’ endlessly prickly and combative relationship:

Harrelson: “It’s great. I’ve never seen anything where they never find this moment. They never have a beer, have a hug, anything.”

McConaughey: “What you said earlier was right on the money. In our real life, in tennis, he hits it, and I’m going to hit it back with more steam, and he’s going to hit it back with more steam. We affirm each other.

“This was, he said, ‘I hit to him, and he’d just stand there. The ball would go by, hit the wall, bounce down and just come to a rest.’ Maybe I’d walk over and go pick it up, or maybe I’d look around and say, ‘Is there a ball boy around?’ “

Harrelson: “Boy, that’s true. It’s so wild.”

Harrelson on why he loved what McConaughey did:

“That part is so different from who Matthew is, Rust Cohle, because he’s an island; you can’t find a way in. (McConaughey is) the most sociable, fun, brilliant, communicator maybe that I know. Incredible. Him playing this part is great, because it is so different from him, and I loved the performance. He’s at the absolute pinnacle of his abilities right now, and he’s doing phenomenal work. I love this Rust Cohle, man, what a fascinating character.”

McConaughey on why he loved what Harrelson did (after some turmoil in his character’s life):

“My favorite stuff ... begins in (episodes) four, five and six, after Rust and Marty split up. We’ve come back together, and you measure me, and you’re like, ‘f... you, man’ ... the weight that you came in with. I love it when Woody’s fighting for something that is that meaningful. All of a sudden, you see him feel it in his heels. His walk’s different; his talk’s different, and the look in his eyes.

“It’s not evil. It’s just like, then, you became an island.”

Harrelson on the comedy that comes from Hart’s exasperation:

“The thing about the Rust Cohle character, he creates exasperation every direction, every direction, whether he’s talking to a witness or someone trying to help with the case or talking to the other guys in the station.”

On being told they should do a Western:

Harrelson: “It’s funny you say that.”

McConaughey: “Got ideas?”

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Woody Harrelson stars in “True Detective,” premiering Sunday on HBO.

ACROSS

1. “The __”; Jeff Garlin sitcom

8. “Laugh-In” regular

9. Jackson Five hairdo

10. Role on “Castle” (2)

14. Verdi opera

15. “__ Wednesday”;

1973 Liz Taylor movie

16. “A Bridge __ Far”; 1977 Sean Connery film

17. Murdered

18. Cleopatra’s downfall

19. Actor Alan

20. See 34 Down

24. Writer Fitzgerald’s initials

27. Frequent resident of Mayberry’s jail

28. Spring month: abbr.

29. “The TV __”; 2006 David Duchovny movie

32. Negative replies

4. “__ Dawn I Die”; James Cagney movie

5. JFK’s attorney general

6. Ms. Van Susteren

7. De __; Chryslers of past decades

8. “A View to __ __”; 1985 James Bond movie

11. Initials for the star of “Maude”

12. Elke’s initials

13. “__ Gun”; Tom Cruise movie

14. “Life __ __ House”; 2001 Kevin Kline film

20. __ Williams

21. Actor Peter

22. Claims against property

23. Suffix for host or count

24. Laundry detergent brand

25. Fat-shunner of nursery rhyme

26. “The __ Prince of Bel-Air”

29. Part of a wineglass

30. Mr. Bradley

31. Casual farewell

34. With 20 Across, Anderson Cooper reality series (2)

35. Went before others

33. Actor on “Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.” (2)

36. Arthur with a racket

37. Morays and congers

38. Neil Flynn sitcom (2)

1. Wrote A, B, C, D or F at the top of an exam

2. Capital city

3. Bruce or Brandon

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PLAYING FIELD

HIGHLIGHTS FOR THE WEEK

ACTION SPORTS

Sunday 2:00 p.m. (MSC) Sports Unlimited

4:00 p.m. (MSC) Supergirl

Snow Pro

Monday

1:00 a.m. (MSC) Supergirl

Snow Pro

Wednesday

2:00 p.m. (MSC) Hard Charge

Nic Zahasky, reigning CHARGE champion, comes to defend his title.

Friday

8:00 a.m. (MSC) Supergirl

Snow Pro

11:00 p.m. (MSC) Hard Charge

Saturday

2:00 p.m. % World of X Games

AUTO RACING

Friday

4:30 p.m. (MSC) 3 Wide Life

The top NASCAR teams and drivers.

BASKETBALL

Sunday

11:00 a.m. (MSC) Women’s College Texas at West Virginia. (Live)

12:30 p.m. _ Iowa at Ohio State. (Live)

2:00 p.m. (ESPN) Women’s College Purdue at Penn State. (Live)

4:00 p.m. (ESPN) Women’s College Tennessee at Vanderbilt. (Live)

5:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Live (Live)

6:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota

Timberwolves at San Antonio Spurs. From the AT&T Center in San Antonio. (Live)

8:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Live (Live)

1:30 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota

Timberwolves at San Antonio Spurs. From the AT&T Center in San Antonio.

Monday

7:00 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Live

10:30 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota

Timberwolves at San Antonio Spurs. From the AT&T Center in San Antonio.

1:30 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota

Timberwolves at San Antonio Spurs. From the AT&T Center in San Antonio.

4:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Virginia at Duke. (Live)

(ESPN2) Women’s College Connecticut at Baylor. (Live)

8:00 p.m. (ESPN) Kansas at Iowa State. (Live)

Tuesday

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Wisconsin at Indiana. (Live)

(ESPN2) Oklahoma at Kansas State. (Live)

8:00 p.m. (ESPN) Kentucky at Arkansas. (Live)

Wednesday

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Notre Dame at Maryland. (Live)

6:30 p.m. (ESPN) NBA Countdown (Live)

(MSC) Wolves Live (Live)

7:00 p.m. (ESPN) Utah Jazz at San Antonio Spurs. From the AT&T Center in San Antonio. (Live)

(MSC) Sacramento Kings at Minnesota Timberwolves.

From the Target Center in Minneapolis. (Live)

9:30 p.m. (ESPN) Denver Nuggets at Golden State Warriors. From Oracle Arena in Oakland, Calif. (Live)

(MSC) Wolves Live (Live)

10:00 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Sacramento

Kings at Minnesota Timberwolves. From the Target Center in Minneapolis.

1:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly

2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Denver Nuggets at Golden State Warriors. From Oracle Arena in Oakland, Calif.

Thursday

7:00 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Live

9:00 a.m. (MSC) Sacramento Kings at Minnesota Timberwolves. From the Target Center in Minneapolis.

10:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Sacramento

Kings at Minnesota Timberwolves. From the Target Center in Minneapolis.

1:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) (ESPN2)

Teams TBA. (Live) (TNT) New York Knicks at Indiana Pacers. From Bankers Life Fieldhouse in Indianapolis. (Live)

8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Ohio State at Minnesota. (Live)

8:30 p.m. (TNT) Oklahoma City Thunder at Houston Rockets. From the Toyota Center in Houston. (Live)

11:00 p.m. (TNT) Inside the NBA (Live)

Friday

5:00 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly

5:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Live (Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Los Angeles Clippers at New York Knicks. From Madison Square Garden in New York. (Live) (MSC) Minnesota Timberwolves at Toronto Raptors. From Air Canada Centre in Toronto. (Live)

8:30 p.m. (ESPN) Golden State Warriors at Oklahoma City Thunder. From Chesapeake Energy Arena in Oklahoma City. (Live)

(MSC) Wolves Live (Live)

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Timberwolves at Toronto Raptors.

From Air Canada Centre in Toronto.

2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Golden State Warriors at Oklahoma City Thunder. From Chesapeake Energy Arena in Oklahoma City.

4:00 a.m. (HBO) Battle for Tobacco Road: Duke vs. Carolina A history of the college basketball rivalry features interviews with Dean Smith, Mike Krzyzewski, Michael Jordan, James Worthy, Charlie Scott, Grant Hill, Johnny Dawkins and Christian Laettner.

Saturday

10:00 a.m. (ESPN) College GameDay (Live)

11:00 a.m. _ Tennessee at Kentucky. (Live) (ESPN) (ESPN2) Teams TBA. (Live)

1:00 p.m. _ North Carolina State at Duke. (Live)

(SHOW) Ivan Redkach vs. Tony Luis. Redkach battles Luis in the main event. From Memphis, Tenn. (Live)

Saturday

9:15 p.m. (HBO) Lucian Bute vs. Jean Pascal. Jean Pascal takes on Lucian Bute in the 12-round main event, from Montreal. (Live)

FOOTBALL

Sunday

6:00 a.m. (ESPN) NFL PrimeTime Trey Wingo, Tim Hasselbeck and Merril Hoge.

6:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Matchup

7:00 a.m. (SHOW) Inside the NFL

8:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Colin’s New Football Show (Live)

9:00 a.m. (ESPN) Sunday NFL Countdown (Live)

Monday

2:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Insiders (Live)

3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live

(Live)

(MSC) Gopher Football With Jerry Kill

4:00 p.m. (MSC) Vikings Huddle A community and family-oriented show hosted by the Voice of the Vikings, Paul Allen.

9:00 p.m. (MSC) The New College Football Show: Next Class

Tuesday

2:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Insiders (Live)

3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)

4:00 p.m. (MSC) The New College Football Show: Next Class

Wednesday

2:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Insiders

3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live

8:00 p.m. (SHOW) Inside the NFL 10:00 p.m. (SHOW) Inside the NFL

Thursday

2:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Insiders (Live)

3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)

4:00 p.m. (MSC) Vikings Huddle A community and family-oriented show hosted by the Voice of the Vikings, Paul Allen.

Friday

2:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Insiders (Live)

3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live

7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Kickoff

1:00 a.m. (SHOW) Inside the NFL

Saturday

6:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Films

Presents

7:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live (SHOW) Inside the NFL

Monday

12:00 p.m. (GOLF) School of Golf

2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Sony Open in Hawaii, Final Round. From Honolulu.

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix

7:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty Rocco Mediate talks about his life on and off the golf course.

8:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty Raymond Floyd.

9:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty David Duval.

10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty Raymond Floyd.

12:00 a.m. (GOLF) Feherty David Duval.

1:00 a.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

Tuesday

12:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix

1:00 p.m. (GOLF) Volvo Golf Champions, Final Round. From South Africa.

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Channel Academy

6:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Channel Academy

7:00 p.m. (GOLF) Humana Challenge, Final Round. Phil Mickelson, Matt Kuchar, Webb Simpson and Ryo Ishikawa are among the players expected to compete. From La Quinta, Calif.

10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Channel Academy

11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Humana Challenge, Final Round. Phil Mickelson, Matt Kuchar, Webb Simpson and Ryo Ishikawa are among the players expected to compete. From La Quinta, Calif.

Wednesday

12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Channel Academy

12:30 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour

(ESPN) (ESPN2) Teams TBA. (Live)

3:00 p.m. _ Oklahoma State at Kansas. (Live)

7 Wake Forest at Clemson. (Live) (ESPN) (ESPN2) Teams TBA. (Live)

5:00 p.m. (ESPN) Michigan at Wisconsin. (Live)

6:30 p.m. (WGN-A) Bulls Eye (Live)

7:00 p.m. (ESPN) College GameDay (Live) (WGN-A) Philadelphia 76ers at Chicago Bulls. From the United Center in Chicago. (Live)

8:00 p.m. (ESPN) Louisville at Connecticut. (Live)

BOXING

Sunday

3:00 a.m. (MSC) Golden Boy: Antonio Tarver vs. Mike Sheppard. From Sunrise, Fla.

Friday

9:00 p.m. (MSC) Golden Boy: Mike Arnaoutis vs. Josesito Lopez. From Indio, Calif.

(Taped)

10:30 a.m. _ WCCO-TV Tailgate Show

11:00 a.m. ) / FOX NFL Sunday (Live)

12:00 p.m. ) / NFC Divisional Playoff — TBA at Carolina Panthers. From Bank of America Stadium in Charlotte. (Live)

3:00 p.m. _ The NFL Today Host James Brown; with Boomer Esiason, Dan Marino, Shannon Sharpe and Bill Cowher. (Live) ) / The OT (Live)

3:30 p.m. _ AFC Divisional Playoff — TBA at Denver Broncos. From Sports Authority Field at Mile High in Denver. (Live)

8:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL PrimeTime Trey Wingo, Tim Hasselbeck and Merril Hoge. (Live)

11:30 p.m. (ESPN) NFL PrimeTime Trey Wingo, Tim Hasselbeck and Merril Hoge.

3:30 a.m. (ESPN) NFL PrimeTime Trey Wingo, Tim Hasselbeck and Merril Hoge.

12:00 p.m. 7 Vikings Huddle A community and family-oriented show hosted by the Voice of the Vikings, Paul Allen.

5:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFLPA Bowl: American vs. National. From Carson, Calif. (Taped)

2:00 a.m. (ESPN) NFL Matchup

5:30 a.m. (ESPN) NFL Matchup

GOLF

Sunday

6:00 a.m. (GOLF) Volvo Golf Champions, Final Round. From South Africa. (Live)

2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Sony Open in Hawaii, Third Round. From Honolulu.

5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

Pregame (Live)

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Sony Open in Hawaii, Final Round. From Honolulu. (Live)

9:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

(Live)

10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Sony Open in Hawaii, Final Round. From Honolulu.

1:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

2:00 a.m. (GOLF) Sony Open in Hawaii, Final Round. From Honolulu.

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

1:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty Former President Bill Clinton discusses a range of topics, including his lifelong love of golf.

2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour

2:30 p.m. (GOLF) MCB Tour Championship Highlights

3:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Channel Academy

4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Champions

Tour Season Preview 2014

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

5:30 p.m. (GOLF) European Tour Weekly Highlights and previews of the European Golf Tour.

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) School of Golf

7:00 p.m. (GOLF) Champions

Tour Season Preview 2014

8:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty Former President Bill Clinton discusses a range of topics, including his lifelong love of golf.

9:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty David visits Curtis Strange in North Carolina.

10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour

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PLAYING FIELD HIGHLIGHTS FOR THE WEEK

11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Champions Tour Season Preview 2014

12:00 a.m. (GOLF) Feherty Former President Bill Clinton discusses a range of topics, including his lifelong love of golf.

1:00 a.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour

1:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Channel Academy

2:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

3:00 a.m. (GOLF) Abu Dhabi HSBC Championship, First Round. From United Arab Emirates. (Live)

Thursday

9:30 a.m. (GOLF) Abu Dhabi HSBC Championship, First Round. From United Arab Emirates.

1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)

2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Humana Challenge, First Round. From La Quinta, Calif. (Live)

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

6:30 p.m. (GOLF) Humana Challenge, First Round. From La Quinta, Calif.

10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Humana Challenge, First Round. From La Quinta, Calif.

3:00 a.m. (GOLF) Abu Dhabi HSBC Championship, Second Round. From United Arab Emirates. (Live)

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Abu Dhabi HSBC Championship, Second Round. From United Arab Emirates. (Live)

Friday

9:30 a.m. (GOLF) Abu Dhabi HSBC Championship, Second Round. From United Arab Emirates.

1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)

2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Humana Challenge, Second Round. From La Quinta, Calif. (Live)

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Champions: Mitsubishi Electric Championship, First Round. From Kona, Hawaii. (Live)

9:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

9:30 p.m. (GOLF) Humana Challenge, Second Round. From La Quinta, Calif.

1:00 a.m. (GOLF) Champions: Mitsubishi Electric Championship, First Round. From Kona, Hawaii.

3:00 a.m. (GOLF) Abu Dhabi HSBC Championship, Third Round. From United Arab Emirates. (Live)

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Abu Dhabi HSBC Championship, Third Round. From United Arab Emirates. (Live)

Saturday

9:30 a.m. (GOLF) Abu Dhabi HSBC Championship, Third Round. From United Arab Emirates.

1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)

2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Humana Challenge, Third Round. From La Quinta, Calif. (Live)

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Champions: Mitsubishi Electric Championship, Second Round. From Kona, Hawaii. (Live)

9:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

9:30 p.m. (GOLF) Humana Challenge, Third Round. From La Quinta, Calif.

12:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

1:00 a.m. (GOLF) Champions: Mitsubishi Electric Championship, Second Round. From Kona, Hawaii.

3:00 a.m. (GOLF) Abu Dhabi HSBC Championship, Final Round. From United Arab Emirates. (Live)

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Abu Dhabi HSBC Championship, Final Round. From United Arab Emirates. (Live)

HOCKEY

Sunday

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Wild at Nashville Predators. From the Bridgestone Arena in Nashville, Tenn. (Same-day Tape)

Monday

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Wild Live

9:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Wild at Nashville Predators. From the Bridgestone Arena in Nashville, Tenn.

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Wild at Los Angeles Kings. From Staples Center in Los Angeles.

Tuesday

6:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live)

7:00 p.m. (MSC) Ottawa Senators at Minnesota Wild. From the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn. (Live)

9:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live)

10:00 p.m. (MSC) Becoming Wild A day in the life on the Minnesota Wild roster looks like.

10:30 p.m. (MSC) Becoming Wild A day in the life on the Minnesota Wild roster looks like.

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Ottawa Senators at Minnesota Wild. From the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn.

1:30 a.m. (MSC) Becoming Wild A day in the life on the Minnesota Wild roster looks like.

Wednesday

7:00 a.m. (MSC) Becoming Wild A day in the life on the Minnesota Wild roster looks like.

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Wild Live

9:00 a.m. (MSC) Ottawa Senators at Minnesota Wild. From the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn.

10:30 a.m. (MSC) Becoming Wild A day in the life on the Minnesota Wild roster looks like.

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Ottawa Senators at Minnesota Wild. From

the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn.

1:30 p.m. (MSC) Becoming Wild A day in the life on the Minnesota Wild roster looks like.

Thursday

6:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live)

7:00 p.m. (MSC) Edmonton Oilers at Minnesota Wild. From the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn. (Live)

9:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live)

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Edmonton Oilers at Minnesota Wild. From the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn.

Friday

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Wild Live

9:00 a.m. (MSC) Edmonton Oilers at Minnesota Wild. From

Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn. (Live)

10:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live)

11:00 p.m. (MSC) Girls High School Hockey Stillwater at Elk River. (Same-day Tape)

1:00 a.m. (MSC) Stillwater at Elk River.

2:30 a.m. (MSC) Ohio State at Minnesota.

4:00 a.m. (MSC) Dallas Stars at Minnesota Wild. From the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn.

MARTIAL ARTS

6:00

(MSC) We Love It!

Wednesday

8:00 a.m. (MSC) XTERRA Adventures

8:30 a.m. (MSC) We Love It!

Thursday

8:30 a.m. (MSC) Lund the Ultimate Fishing Experience

3:00 p.m. (MSC) XTERRA Adventures

10:30 p.m. (MSC) Back Roads

Friday

10:30 a.m. (MSC) Lindner’s Angling Edge

11:00 a.m. (MSC) John Gillespie’s Water & Woods A tour of Wisconsin’s best fishing spots.

11:30 a.m. (MSC) Midwest Outdoors

2:00 p.m. (MSC) Back Roads

2:30 p.m. (MSC) XTERRA Adventures

Saturday

7:00 a.m. (MSC) Lund the Ultimate Fishing Experience

7:30 a.m. (MSC) We Love It! Outdoors

8:30 a.m. (MSC) Musky Hunter Television

6:30 p.m. + Minnesota Bound

SKATING

Sunday

2:00 p.m. + Figure Skating U.S. Championships. From Boston. (Live)

Saturday

3:00 p.m. + Figure Skating U.S. Championships: Skating Spectacular. From Boston. (Taped)

TENNIS

Sunday

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 2014 Australian Open Tennis First Round. From Melbourne, Australia. (Live)

2:00 a.m. (ESPN2) 2014 Australian Open Tennis Second Round. From Melbourne, Australia. (Live)

Wednesday

2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 2014 Australian Open Tennis Second Round. From Melbourne, Australia. (Taped)

8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 2014 Australian Open Tennis Second Round. From Melbourne, Australia. (Live)

2:00 a.m. (ESPN2) 2014 Australian Open Tennis Second Round. From Melbourne, Australia. (Live)

Thursday

2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 2014 Australian Open Tennis Second Round. From Melbourne, Australia. (Taped)

10:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 2014 Australian Open Tennis Third Round. From Melbourne, Australia. (Live)

2:00 a.m. (ESPN2) 2014 Australian Open Tennis Third Round. From Melbourne, Australia. (Live)

Friday

2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 2014 Australian Open Tennis Third Round. From Melbourne, Australia. (Taped)

8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 2014 Australian Open Tennis Third Round. From Melbourne, Australia. (Live)

2:00 a.m. (ESPN2) 2014 Australian Open Tennis Third Round. From Melbourne, Australia. (Live)

Saturday

8:00 a.m. (ESPN2) 2014 Australian Open Tennis Third Round. From Melbourne, Australia. (Taped)

8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 2014 Australian Open Tennis Round of 16. From Melbourne, Australia. (Live)

2:00 a.m. (ESPN2) 2014 Australian Open Tennis Round of 16. From Melbourne, Australia. (Live)

WINTER SPORTS

Sunday

12:00 p.m. + Snowboarding Northstar Grand Prix. From Northstar, Calif. (Taped)

10:00 p.m. (MSC) Sled Head 24/7 Snowmobile products, techniques.

the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn.

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Edmonton Oilers at Minnesota Wild. From the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn.

7:30 p.m. ) North Dakota at Bemidji State. (Live)

12:00 a.m. ) North Dakota at Bemidji State.

Saturday

9:00 a.m. (MSC) Hockey Day Minnesota (Live)

10:00 a.m. (MSC) Rochester Lourdes vs. Cloquet. (Live)

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Hockey Day Minnesota (Live)

1:30 p.m. (MSC) Stillwater at Elk River. (Live)

3:30 p.m. (MSC) Hockey Day

Minnesota (Live)

5:00 p.m. (MSC) Ohio State at Minnesota. (Live)

7:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live)

8:00 p.m. (MSC) Dallas Stars at Minnesota Wild. From the Xcel

Tuesday

8:00 a.m. (MSC) UFC Unleashed

Wednesday

3:00 p.m. (MSC) UFC Unleashed

Thursday

5:00 p.m. (MSC) UFC Unleashed

Saturday 4:00 p.m. ) UFC’s Road to the Octagon

OUTDOORS

Sunday

9:00 a.m. (MSC) Jason Mitchell Outdoors

9:30 a.m. (MSC) Keyes Outdoors

10:00 a.m. / Midwest Outdoors Helping people enjoy the outdoors.

3:00 p.m. (MSC) XTERRA Adventures

2:00 a.m. (ESPN2) 2014 Australian Open Tennis First Round. From Melbourne, Australia. (Live)

Monday

2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 2014 Australian Open Tennis First Round. From Melbourne, Australia. (Taped)

8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 2014 Australian Open Tennis First Round. From Melbourne, Australia. (Live)

2:00 a.m. (ESPN2) 2014 Australian Open Tennis First Round. From Melbourne, Australia. (Live)

Tuesday

2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 2014 Australian Open Tennis First Round. From Melbourne, Australia. (Taped)

8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 2014 Australian Open Tennis Second Round. From Melbourne, Australia. (Live)

10:30 p.m. (MSC) Burton Rail Days ’13

Monday

8:00 a.m. (MSC) Burton Rail Days ’13

Tuesday

5:30 p.m. (MSC) Burton Rail Days ’13

Thursday

8:00 a.m. (MSC) Sled Head 24/7 Snowmobile products, techniques.

Friday

3:30 p.m. (MSC) Burton Rail Days ’13

Saturday

12:00 p.m. % Park & Pipe Open Series Top skiers compete in halfpipe skiing for FIS points.

1:30 p.m. + Snowboarding

Freeskiing Grand Prix: Ski Pipe & Slope. From Park City, Utah. (Live)

To Be Announced College Basketball Iowa at Ohio State. (N) (Live) (CC) The NFL Today NFL Football AFC Divisional Playoff -- TBA at Denver Broncos. (N) (Live) (CC)

WDSE (Off Air)Body Electric Thomas/ Friends Dinosaur Train Daniel Tiger Super Why! Fetch! With This Old House Venture North (S) The Aviators MotorWeek (S) Tracks Ahead Here and Now OutdoorLive From Lincoln Center The Richard Tucker Foundation Gala. (S) (CC) Masterpiece Mystery! (S) (CC) (DVS) Masterpiece Mystery!

Girls “Bikinis or Bust” (CC)

Girls “Rodeo & Juliet”

Girls “Hot to Trot” (CC)

Wars (AMC) Mad Men (CC) Mad Men Don runs into an old friend. ›› “Behind Enemy Lines” (2001, Action) Owen Wilson, Gene Hackman, Gabriel Macht. (CC) ››› “Die Hard” (1988) Bruce Willis. A New York policeman outwits foreign thugs in an L.A. high-rise. (CC)

Wars

››› “Die Hard 2” (1990) Bruce Willis. Police hero spots military terrorists at D.C. airport. (CC)

SportsCenter Featured Strongest Man Strongest Man Strongest Man Strongest Man Strongest Man Strongest Man Strongest Man Strongest Man World’s Strongest Man Competition

››› “Die Hard With a Vengeance” (1995) Bruce Willis, Jeremy Irons. (CC) (AP) WeirdWeirdUntamed-UncutTo Be Announced To Be Announced (BRAVO) Blood, SweatCourtneyToned Matchmaker100-SummerShahs of SunsetShahs of SunsetShahs of SunsetShahs of SunsetBlood, SweatHousewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl. (CNBC) Grill-ProPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidHot-AbsPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidGrill-ProPaidPaid (CNN) New DayGuptaNew Day SundayState of the UnionFareed ZakariaReliable SourcesState of the UnionFareed ZakariaCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomCNN Newsroom (COM) PaidPaidKrollKrollKrollKroll(8:58) ›› “Take Me Home Tonight”(10:57) ››› “Clueless” (1995) (12:57) ›› “Anger Management” (2003) (CC) FturamaFturamaFturamaJeff Dunham (DISC) PaidPaidOsteenIn TouchGold Rush (CC) Bering Sea GoldSurvivorman (CC) Survivorman (CC) Dude--ScrewedDude--ScrewedDude--ScrewedLast FrontierLast FrontierLast Frontier (DISN) MickeyDoc PiratesSofiaJessieGood AustinANT “Spy Kids 3: Game Over” (S) ANT ANT GravityGravityGravityANT ANT ANT Good Good Good AustinAustin (E!) KardashianKardashianKardashianParty OnSoupE! News KardashianKardashianI Am Britney Jean E! Countdown to the Red Carpet: The E! Live From The (ESPN) NFL PrimeTimeSportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) Sunday NFL Countdown (N) (Live) (CC) PBA Bowling Round 1 Japan Cup. Women’s College Basketball Women’s College Basketball (ESPN2) Pardon/ Special NFL Matchup Outside Lines Spo. Reporters Colin’s New Football Show (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC)

(EWTN) ChapletRosarySunday Mass (N) LitanyBkmrkVaticanoRmb JeApo.Solemn Mass for the Feast of BaptismIn Concert (CC) ChurchMercyRosaryFind ParablesSavoringEvangeDevoCrossing

(FAM) Middle ›› “Nanny McPhee” (2005, Comedy) ›› “Nanny McPhee Returns” (2010, Comedy) “The Hunchback of Notre Dame” ››› “Hercules” (1997) Josh Keaton (:02) ››› “Mulan” (1998, Musical) “The Incredibles”

(FNC) FOX and Friends Sunday (N) News HQHousecall (N) MediaBuzz (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) FOX News Sunday With Chris Wallace Journal Editorial News HQHealthy You News HQMediaBuzzFOX News Sunday With Chris Wallace

(FSN) PaidPaidPaidTBAOutPaidOutOutExtremeDodgeWomen’s College Basketball Big 12Game Sports UnlimitedXTERRAExtremeSupergirl SnowCuttingWolves (FX) ›› “Mona Lisa Smile” (2003) Julia Roberts. ››› “Marley & Me” (2008) Owen Wilson. › “The Bounty Hunter” (2010) Jennifer Aniston. ›› “Green Lantern” (2011) Ryan Reynolds. “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” (GOLF) European PGA Tour Golf Volvo Golf Champions, Final Round. From South Africa. (N) (Live) Morning Drive (N) (Live) Morning Drive PGA Tour Golf Sony Open in Hawaii, Third Round. From Honolulu. Golf Central (HGTV) Love It or List ItLove It or List ItLove It or List ItLove It or List ItProperty BrothersLove It or List ItHawaiiHawaiiHawaiiHawaiiHawaiiHawaiiHawaiiHawaiiHawaiiHawaiiHuntersHunt Intl (HIST) Big Rig BountyBig Rig BountyBig Rig BountyBig Rig BountyBig Rig BountyCowboy-OutlawCowboy-OutlawCowboy-OutlawCowboy-OutlawCowboy-OutlawCowboy-OutlawThe Curse of (LIFE) In Touch AmazingJereOsteenPaidUnsolved Mystery“The Preacher’s Daughter” (2012) (CC) ›› “Tiger Eyes” (2012) Willa Holland. ›› “My Sister’s Keeper” (2009) (CC) ›› “The Nanny Diaries” (2007) (CC) (NBCSN) Match of the Day PremierEnglish Premier League SoccerEnglish Premier League SoccerGoal Match of the DayCollege Basketball Skiing Skiing NHL Live (NICK) T.U.F.F.Kung FuRangersSponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.TurtlesSponge.ParentsParentsWinxSam & Sam & HauntedThunderSanjaySponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sam & Haunted (SPIKE) PaidPaidPaidPaidOff RoadEngineMuscleTruckJail (S) ›› “The Punisher” (2004) Thomas Jane. (S) › “Punisher: War Zone” (2008) Ray Stevenson. ››› “Kick-Ass” (2010) Aaron Johnson. (S) (SYFY) PaidPaidPaidPaidZoneZoneZone ›› “Wrong Turn 3: Left for Dead”“Wrong Turn 4: Bloody Beginnings”“Wrong Turn 5: Bloodlines” (2012) (CC) › “The Bleeding” (2009) Vinnie Jones. Pitch Blk (TBN) PurvisThe PhillipsTouchFranklinJereRhemaWinningPrinceRedeemLoveIn TouchPowerWrittenConleyTimeChristPraiseJ. HageeMarriageMiracleG. JakesJ. Meyer (TBS) MarriedCougar Town (S) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) › “Blue Streak” (1999, Comedy) Martin Lawrence, Luke Wilson. (DVS) ›› “Year One” (2009, Comedy) Jack Black, Michael Cera, Oliver Platt. (DVS)

››› “Blades of Glory” (2007, Comedy) Will Ferrell, Jon Heder. (DVS) ›› “Zoolander” (2001) Ben Stiller. (TCM) (5:00) ››› “Silk Stockings” (1957)

››› “Carousel” (1956, Musical) Gordon MacRae, Shirley Jones, Cameron Mitchell. (CC) › “Over the Moon” (1940) Rex Harrison, Merle Oberon.

› “Land of the Lost” (2009, Comedy) Will Ferrell, Anna Friel.

››› “Victor/Victoria” (1982, Comedy) Julie Andrews, James Garner, Robert Preston. (CC) ››› “Father’s Little Dividend” (1951) Spencer Tracy.

››› “Bachelor in Paradise” (1961) Bob Hope. Advice-to-lovelorn writer loves only single girl in town. (CC)

(TLC) Paid Program (S) PaidPaidSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real Life (TNT) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) ›› “Swordfish” (2001) John Travolta. ›› “The Losers” (2010, Action) (CC) ››› “True Lies” (1994, Action) (CC) (TOON) DragonsTenkaiBeyPokéBen 10TeenTeenSteven“Tom and Jerry: Magic”Cartoon PlanetJohnnyJohnnyRegularRegularAdvenAdvenStevenUncle Uncle “Percy Jackson” (TRAV) When VacationsMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumDeclassifiedLost SurvivorsBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsTrckd Out TrlrsKiller RV UpgradesExtreme RVsExtreme RVsExtreme RVs (TRUTV) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidMost ShockingMost ShockingMost ShockingJokersJokersFull ThrottleFull ThrottleFull ThrottleFull Throttle World’s Dumbest... (TVLAND) (:12) The Golden Girls (CC) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny Kirstie (CC) The ExesBrady Bunch Brady Bunch Brady Bunch Brady Bunch

(:12) The Brady Bunch (CC) Brady Bunch Brady Bunch Brady Bunch Brady Bunch Cosby Show Cosby Show (USA) Paid Program JeremiahPastor Chris Joel Osteen NCIS Tony is suspected of murder.

NCIS “Probie” (S) (CC) NCIS “Light Sleeper” (S) (CC) NCIS A chop shop run by Marines. (S) NCIS “Family Secret” (S) (CC)

NCIS “Iced” (S) (CC) NCIS “Royals and Loyals” (S) (CC) NCIS “Ships in the Night” (S) (CC)

NCIS A murder at a college fair. (S)

NCIS “Freedom” (S) (CC) (WGN-A) PaidFactsDavidBeyondHeat of the NightHeat of the NightHeat of the NightHeat of the NightHeat of the NightHeat of the NightHeat of the NightHeat of the NightFunny VideosFunny Videos

PREMIUM CHANNELS

(HBO) (5:30) ›››› “Million Dollar Baby” (2004) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:45) ›› “EDtv” (1999, Comedy) Matthew McConaughey, Jenna Elfman. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:05) ››› “Ocean’s Twelve” (2004) George Clooney. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

Education of Mohammad ›› “Admission” (2013, Comedy-Drama) Tina Fey. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:05) ››› “Les Misérables” (2012) Hugh Jackman. Former prisoner Jean Valjean flees a persistent pursuer. (CC) (MAX) “Seeking” (:45) ›› “The Faculty” (1998) Jordana Brewster. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “The Best Man” (1998) Diego Abatantuono. ‘PG’

(:15) ›› “Mama” (2013, Horror) Jessica Chastain. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

››› “Pitch Perfect” (2012) Anna Kendrick, Skylar Astin. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(1:55) Banshee “Little Fish” (CC)

(2:50) ›› “Cloud Atlas” (2012) Tom Hanks. Actions in one time ripple across the centuries. ‘R’ “Scary Movie” (SHOW) (5:30) ›› “Good Boy!” (2003) ‘PG’ Inside the NFL (S) (CC)

››› “Mean Girls” (2004) Lindsay Lohan. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:35) ›› “People Like Us” (2012, Drama) Chris Pine. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) House of Lies (S) House of Lies (S) House of Lies (S) House of Lies (S) House of Lies (S) House of Lies (S) House of Lies (S) House of Lies (S) House of Lies (S) House of Lies (S) House of Lies (S) House of Lies (S) House of Lies (S) (TMC) (5:30) ›› “The Brothers Bloom” (2008) Rachel Weisz. ›› “Elizabeth: The Golden Age” (2007) Cate Blanchett. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) ›› “The Reluctant Fundamentalist” (2012, Drama) Riz Ahmed. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:40) ›› “Welcome to the Punch” (2013) James McAvoy. (S) ‘R’ (CC) › “Salvation Boulevard” (2011) Pierce Brosnan. (S) ‘R’

(:10) › “Virus” (1999, Science Fiction) Jamie Lee Curtis. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Out of Time” (2003) (CC)

MN/DISPATCH

SUNDAY EVENING JANUARY 12, 2014

BROADCAST CHANNELS

KTCA Minnesota WI Foodie Queen Victoria’s Children (CC) Masterpiece Classic (N) (S) (CC) Unlocking Sherlock (N) (S) (CC) Minnesota MNTV Minnesota made short films. Independent Lens Rape and sexual assault in the military. Queen Victoria’s Children (CC) Masterpiece Classic (N) (S) (CC) Unlocking Sherlock (N) (S) (CC)

KSTP America’s Funniest Home Videos The Bachelor “Behind the Scenes” Revenge “Endurance” (N) (CC) (:01) Betrayal (N) (S) (CC) 5 Eyewitness News at 10 (N) (S) On the Road Engagement Raymond Sanctuary (S) (CC) Family Recipe MotionABC World News Now (N) (CC) America Morning NewsNewsNews

KCCO NFL Football: AFC Divisional Playoff Intelligence “Pilot” (S) (CC) The Good Wife “We, the Juries” The Mentalist “The Golden Hammer” NewsWCCO 4 News CSI: Miami “Curse of the Coffin” (S) Criminal Minds “Jones” (S) (CC)

Leverage A schoolbus driver. (CC)

Tom Cruise. Agent Ethan Hunt faces the toughest villain of his career. (CC)

“Die Hard” (1988) Bruce Willis. A New York policeman outwits foreign thugs in an L.A. high-rise. (CC)

Miami “Delko for the Defense”

(AP) Gator Boys (S) BeaverBeaverGator Boys (N) (S) Finding Bigfoot (N) Gator Boys (S) Finding Bigfoot (S) BeaverBeaverGator Boys (S) BeaverBeaverGator Boys (S) Finding Bigfoot (S) OranguEden (BRAVO) Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Blood, SweatHousewives/Atl.HappensFashionHousewives/Atl.Blood, SweatHousewives/Atl.HappensFashionPaidPaidPaidPaid“Queen-Versa.” (CNBC) DebtOn 60 Minutes onAmerican GreedAmerican Greed60 Minutes onAmerican GreedAmerican GreedPaidPaidAmerican GreedWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) CNN Special (N) Anthony Bourd.Anthony Bourd.CNN SpecialAnthony Bourd.Anthony Bourd.CNN SpecialAnthony Bourd.Anthony Bourd.CNN SpecialEarly StartNew Day (N) (COM) DunhamJeff Dunham: ControlledJeff Dunham: Spark/InsanityJeff Dunham: Controlled ›› “National Lampoon’s Van Wilder”Tosh.0Tosh.0South PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkPaidPaidChair Paid (DISC) Last FrontierAlaska: The Last Last FrontierDude--ScrewedLast FrontierDude--ScrewedAlaska: The Last Last FrontierPaidPaidPaidPaidHot-AbsPaidPaidPAIN (DISN) Liv-Mad.Good ››› “The Muppets” (2011) (CC) AustinGood ANT AustinGood Good Shake ItANT Deck ››› “You Wish!” (2003) DeckDeckFish PhineasHenryMickey (E!) E! Live From The KardashianKardashianKardashianE! After Party: SoupChelseaI Am Britney Jean ChelseaSoupPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (ESPN) SportsCenterSportsCenter (N) NFL PrimeTime (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) NFL PrimeTimeSportsCenter (CC) SportsCenter (CC) NFL PrimeTimeSportsCenterSportCtr (ESPN2) 2014 Australian Open Tennis First Round. From Melbourne, Australia. (N) (Live) (CC)

2014 Australian Open Tennis First Round. From Melbourne, Australia. (N) (Live) (CC)

(EWTN) World Over LiveSunday PrimeG.K.RosaryDolan GodBkmrkSunday MassLitanyDevoSunday PrimeJoySufferingCatholic.ReliBkmrkCateSocialCrossing

(FAM) (5:00) “The Incredibles” ››› “Dolphin Tale” (2011) Harry Connick Jr. Ravenswood (S) OsteenJ. MeyerPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidGrill-ProPaidPrinceLifeJ. MeyerChild

(FNC) FOX Report (N) Huckabee FOX News SpecialStossel Huckabee FOX News SpecialStossel FOX News Sunday With Chris Wallace Huckabee MediaBuzzFOX and Friends First (N) FOX and Friends (N)

(FSN) NBA Basketball: Timberwolves at Spurs WolvesUFC Unleashed (N) SledRail World Poker TourNHL Hockey NBA Basketball Boxing World Poker Tour

(FX) “Transformers” ›› “Transformers: Dark of the Moon” (2011) Shia LaBeouf. ›› “Hall Pass” (2011, Comedy) Owen Wilson. PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(GOLF) PGA Tour Golf Sony Open in Hawaii, Final Round. From Honolulu. (N) (Live) Golf Central (N) (Live) PGA Tour Golf Sony Open in Hawaii, Final Round. From Honolulu. Golf Central PGA Tour Golf Sony Open in Hawaii, Final Round. From Honolulu. Golf Central

(HGTV) HuntersHunt IntlBeachBeachHawaiiHawaiiIslandIslandHuntersHunt IntlHawaiiHawaiiIslandIslandHuntersHunt IntlBeachBeachPaidPaidYoungerPaidPaidNovo

(HIST) PawnPawnAx Men (CC) Ax Men (N) (CC) The Curse ofTo Be Announced(:01) Ax Men (CC) (12:01) Ax MenThe Curse ofTo Be AnnouncedPaidPaidPaidPaidThe Naturalized

(LIFE) “Did You Hear About the Morgans?” › “The Ugly Truth” (2009) (CC) “Did You Hear About the Morgans?”(12:02) › “The Ugly Truth” (2009) (CC) Hair!PaidPain PaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(NBCSN) NHL Hockey: Flyers at Rangers NHLDakar36Match of the DayEnglish Premier League SoccerSkiing PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(NICK) ThunderSam & See DadInstantTo Be Announced FriendsFriendsFriendsFriendsGeorge(:45) George LopezGeorgeGeorgeChrisChrisYesDearYesDearFull H’seSee DadSee Dad (SPIKE) ››› “The Incredible Hulk” (2008) Edward Norton. (S) ›› “Conan the Barbarian” (2011) Premiere. (S) ›› “Elektra” (2005, Action) Jennifer Garner. Bigfoot BountyPaidPaidPaidPAINPaidPaid (SYFY) (5:30) ›› “Pitch Black” (2000) (CC) ›› “Blade II” (2002) Wesley Snipes. (CC) › “The Collector” (2009, Horror) (CC) ›› “Chain Letter” (2010) Nikki Reed. ›› “The Ferryman” (2007) Kerry Fox. ZonePaidPaid (TBN) Lead BlessedOsteenKerryCopeCreflo ›› “Jesus” (1979) Brian Deacon, Rivka Neuman. Eric LiddellGenesis The Story of David Chicago MassWorshipWom (TBS) (5:00) ›› “Zoolander” (2001)

›› “Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy” (2004) Will Ferrell. (DVS) ›› “Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy” (2004) Will Ferrell. (DVS) Men at Work Men at Work Men at Work Men at Work Men at Work Men at Work Men at Work Men at Work Men at Work Men at Work MarriedMarriedEngagement Name Is Earl (TCM) (3:00) “Bachelor in Paradise” (1961) ›››› “Anastasia” (1956, Drama) Ingrid Bergman, Yul Brynner. ››› “Gaslight” (1944) Charles Boyer, Ingrid Bergman. (CC) (DVS) Fatty’s, Fido Fatty’s, Pup MabelMabel & Fatty ››› “Cleo From 5 to 7” (1961) Corinne Marchand. (:45) ››› “My Life to Live” (1962) Anna Karina. (:15) Now Playing “January” › “Street of Women” (1932) (TLC) Dateline: Real LifeSister Wives (CC) Sister Wives (N) 90 Day Fiance (S) Sister Wives (CC) 90 Day Fiance (S) Sister Wives (CC) Dateline: Real LifePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid19 Kids19 Kids (TNT) (4:00) “True Lies” ›› “Red” (2010, Action) Bruce Willis. (:15) ›› “The Losers” (2010) (CC) ››› “True Lies” (1994) Arnold Schwarzenegger. (CC) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Smallville (CC) Smallville “Stray” (TOON) “Percy Jackson”StevenTeenKing/HillKing/HillAmer.BurgersFam GuyFam GuyRickChina, ILEric Amer.BurgersFam GuyFam GuyRickChina, ILEric King/HillKing/HillGumballGumball (TRAV) Mega RV Coun.Monumental MysMysteries-MuseumDeclassifiedDeclassifiedMysteries-MuseumDeclassifiedDeclassifiedMonumental MysPaidPaidGrill-ProPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...Most ShockingWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...Most ShockingPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(TVLAND) Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Kirstie (CC) The ExesKing of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Boston Legal (S) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program (USA) NCIS “Restless” (S) (CC) (DVS) NCIS “The Penelope Papers” (S) NCIS “Engaged, Part 1” NCIS Searching for a missing Marine. Psych (CC) (DVS) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (:01) ›› “The Adjustment Bureau” (2011) Matt Damon. (CC) (DVS) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Psych (CC) (DVS) (WGN-A) Funny Videos ›› “Tears of the Sun” (2003) Bruce Willis. (CC) VideosMother30 Rock30 RockParksParks30 Rock30 RockSunnyDharmaDeath ››› “Exiled: A Law & Order Movie”PaidJ. Meyer

PREMIUM CHANNELS

(HBO) (5:50) ›› “Oblivion” (2013) Tom Cruise. Premiere. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

True Detective (Series Premiere) (N) Girls (S) (CC) Girls (N) (CC) True Detective (S) (CC) Girls (S) (CC) Girls (S) (CC) True Detective (S) (CC) Girls (S) (CC) Girls (S) (CC) ›› “Admission” (2013, Comedy-Drama) Tina Fey. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(3:50) “Scorcher” (2002) Mark Dacascos. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Beethoven”

(MAX) (5:45) ››› “Scary Movie” ‘R’ (:15) ›› “Mama” (2013, Horror) Jessica Chastain. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “Fantastic Four” (2005, Action) Ioan Gruffudd. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(10:50) “Hidden Treasures” (2013) (12:15) ›› “Mr. & Mrs. Smith” (2005, Action) Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:20) › “Vehicle 19” (2013) Paul Walker. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(3:50) ›› “Made” (2001) Jon Favreau. ‘R’ (CC) “Election” ‘R’ (SHOW) ›› “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2” (2012) Kristen Stewart.

Shameless “Simple Pleasures” (S) House of Lies (S) EpisodesShameless “Simple Pleasures” (S) House of Lies (S) EpisodesHouse of Lies (S) EpisodesShameless “Simple Pleasures” (S)

(:10) ›› “Welcome to the Punch” (2013) James McAvoy. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “The Look of Love” (2013) Steve Coogan. ‘NR’ (:45) ›› “Cockneys vs Zombies” (2012) ‘NR’ (CC)

(:15) ›› “Brüno” (2009) Sacha Baron Cohen. ‘R’ (CC) (:40) › “Why Stop Now?” (2012) Jesse Eisenberg. ‘R’

(:10) ››› “The Apostle” (1998) (S)

›› “The Words” (2012) Bradley Cooper. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:45) Against the Tide (S) (CC) ›› “Tom and Huck” (1995) ‘PG’ (TMC) (5:00) ›› “Out of Time” (2003) (CC) ›› “The Reluctant Fundamentalist” (2012, Drama) Riz Ahmed. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

BROADCAST CHANNELS

KTCA WordGirlMarthaArthurWild CuriousCat in PegDinosaurSesame StreetTigerSuperWordWrPegCliffordTigerThomasSidCuriousMarthaArthurArthurWild WordGirl

KSTP News Good Morning America Live With KellyThe View News The ChewGeneral HospitalKatie Twin Cities LiveMillion.NewsNewsABC

KCCO WCCO 4 NewsCBS This Morning Queen LatifahThe Price Is RightYoung & RestlessNewsBoldThe Talk Let’s Make a DealDr. Phil Ellen DeGeneresNewsCBS

WDSE (Off Air)BodyCuriousDinosaurSesame StreetInstructional Television SidThomasTigerCaillouInstructionalTVPegCat in CuriousArthurWordGirlWild MarthaClifford

KAWE BusiLakeCuriousCat in PegDinosaurSesame StreetTigerSuperSidVaried Programs CliffordThomasCat in MarthaArthurWordGirlWild CyberFetch!News

KMSP News News News Morning BuzzWendy WilliamsBethenny TMZDish AmericaAmericaTMZ Live Bethenny JudgeJudgeFOX at 5News

KARE News Today KAREJ’pardy!Days of our LivesRachael RayThe DoctorsThe Dr. Oz ShowNewsJ’pardy!NewsNews

KVRR MotherBusiVariedSimpsonPaidMotherMiddlePaidDivorceJudgePaidTwo Million.MiddleKatie RayPaidPeople’s CourtFamFamMillion.Mod

WUCW PrincePaidRobisonVariedPaidPaidThe Test Jerry SpringerMaury Judge MathisPeople’s CourtJusticePaternityBill CunninghamSteve WilkosMaury

WFTC PaidPaidCopeWomOn the FlyWendy WilliamsTrisha GoddardDivorceDivorceJudgeJudgeDivorceDivorceJudgeJudgeCops Cops 30 Rock30

CABLE

CopsAnimal CopsPit Bulls-ParolePit Bulls-ParoleFatal AttractionsInfested! Gator BoysFinding BigfootFinding Bigfoot

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(CNBC) (5:00) Squawk Box Squawk on the Street Fast MoneyPower LunchStreet SignsClosing Bell Fast VariedMad Money (CNN) (5:00) New Day CNN Newsroom Legal ViewAround the WorldCNN NewsroomCNN Newsroom Jake TapperThe Situation RoomCrossfire

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M Ellen ›› “Death Sentence” (2007) Kevin Bacon. ›› “Vantage Point” (2008, Suspense) › “The One” (2001, Action) Jet Li. ›› “Dragonball: Evolution” (2009) MotherMotherTwo Two ›› “Hall Pass”

T Buffy, Slayer › “The One” (2001, Action) Jet Li. ›› “Dragonball: Evolution” (2009) › “12 Rounds” (2009) John Cena, Aidan Gillen. Two Two ›› “The Hangover Part II” (2011) MotherMotherTwo

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T BabyDoll › “Play Girl”“The Tenderfoot”(:45) ›› “Man Wanted” ››› “Tugboat Annie” ›› “The Nuisance” (1933) › “Lazy River” (1934) ›› “Public Hero No. 1”“Mad Love” (1935) “History-Night”

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TH “Annie-Get Gun” ››› “Blood on the Moon” ›› “Gypsy Colt”“Wine, Women and Horses”“The Story of Seabiscuit”“Pride of the Bluegrass” ›› “Annie Oakley” (1935) ›› “Montana Belle” (1952) “West.-Women”

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TH “Hard Times” ››› “Life of Pi” (2012) (S) (CC) (:15) ›› “Brokedown Palace” (1999) ›› “Admission” (2013) (S) (:45) ›› “Rock of Ages” (2012) Julianne Hough. › “Date Movie” (2006) (S) (:45) ›› “EDtv” (1999) (S)

F SpyHard(:20) ›› “Phenomenon” (1996) (S) ››› “Behind the Candelabra” (S) (:45) › “Big Momma’s House 2” (S) “Rise of the Guardians” (S) Education ››› “Les Misérables” (2012) Hugh Jackman. Snow (MAX)

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IN FOCUS

“Drunk History,” www. youtube.com

Created by Derek Walters, this spoof series — which also had a run this past summer on Comedy Central — features such stars as Michael Cera, Jack Black, Danny McBride, Clark Duke and others donning period garb and playing such historical figures as Benjamin Franklin, Nikola Tesla, Aaron Burr and Alexander Hamilton (but tipsy).

“Lab Rats,” www.youtube.com

Right now, it’s only one episode, but one hesitates to imagine what could happen in any future installments. Created by Daniel Nayeri and Brendan Choisnet of Plywood Pictures, the webisodes follow a professionally unsatisfied lab tech (Elyse Brandau) at a low-end firm, and an unemployed magician who supports himself by signing up for all the tests — like the one with the dog collar.

Food is so important to Joe Gatto of “Impractical Jokers” – airing Thursdays on truTV – that he includes it in his biography: “Joe spends his spare time eating with his big Italian family and mastering his role as the world’s greatest uncle.”

So much for career highlights and school honors.

“My mother had an open-door policy,” he says. “She always had enough food a friend could stay for dinner. Absolutely my favorite memories are around the table. The meal is an event.

“One of my favorite stories is about my little nephew,” Gatto continues. “He’s 15 and now bigger than me – and he was the first kid in the family. He had one mini cannoli in one hand, and one in the other; he was in his high chair. One top (of the cannoli) fell off. He looked around and didn’t want to put down the cannoli and planted his face right on the table. He was a true Gatto.”

A decade ago, Gatto was learning to make pasta, but he has since graduated to teriyaki salmon. He always stocks lemonade, cheese, crackers, and bread-and-butter pickles.

“Every sandwich I make has to have bread-and-butter pickles,” he says. “It makes every sandwich go from good to absolutely delicious.”

Gatto and his best friends from Staten Island’s Monsignor Farrell High formed the Tenderloins, a comedy troupe that made up a goofy “Candid Camera”-type dare show.

They often do food jokes, including a memorable one at Redd’s at the Meadowlands, where Gatto flung mashed potatoes on unsuspecting diners’ plates. He calls it “scoopsi potatahs.”

He recalls intending to “try something that might get us in trouble.”

Given that New Jersey diners tend to take less flak than people elsewhere, it’s a wonder no one slapped him down as he flung spuds with abandon.

“We were trying to embarrass each other,” he says. “The best reaction we hope for is when people look and say, ‘That guy is crazy!’ I felt like that family (who bore the most spattered potatoes) is in for fun and needed potatoes thrown in their world. It felt like a superhero power – throw potatoes and not get punched.”

BY JACQUELINE CUTLER

What did you have for dinner last night?

“I had a home-cooked meal, meatloaf with roasted vegetables, a side of pasta with ground beef, and a spinach and artichoke dip and tiramisu.”

What is your next project?

“We’re actually working on a second show for truTV, “The After Party,” a variety show that will incorporate some studio work.”

When was the last vacation you took – where and why?

“My honeymoon to Bora Bora. Tahiti was absolutely gorgeous. It was like walking on a postcard.”

IN FOCUS

“The Four Players: The Fixer,” www.youtube.com

Created by Maker Studios and writer Evan Daugherty (“Snow White and the Huntsman”), the short Web series illustrates the universe of Super Mario Bros. in an original, darker way, relating the characters’ issues to real life. Starting with “The Fixer,” which focuses on Mario, it’s followed by “The Addict” (Lou/Luigi), “The Star” (Peach) and “The Soldier” (Toad).

“Ambiance Man,” www.youtube.com

In the series created by Alix Lambert, Fred Armisen (“Saturday Night Live”) stars as the title character, a pre-Raphaelite superhero who saves the day by altering the mood of a situation. In the first episode, he helps an online-dating couple spice up their failing first date. As the series goes on, he makes a big difference by sorting out odors and lighting candles.

Funny food for funny guy Joe Gatto SOLUTION

›› “Judge Dredd” (1995) Sylvester Stallone. Premiere. (CC)

“Hollow Man” (2000) Kevin Bacon. A scientist tests an invisibility serum, with horrific results.

“National Lampoon’s Animal House” (1978, Comedy) John Belushi, Kevin Bacon. (CC) Three Stooges

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(HBO) (:15) ›› “Rise of the Guardians” (2012) Voices of Chris Pine. ‘PG’ (CC)

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True Detective (:25) ›› “A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas” (2011) “Alive Day Memories: Home”

›› “Red Tails” (2012) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (MAX) (5:30) ››› “Red Eye” (2005) (CC) Banshee “Little Fish” (S) (CC)

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(:15) Co-Ed Confidential Feature 2: Breaking Up A compilation of episodes.

(12:50) Banshee (:45) ›› “U-571” (2000) Matthew McConaughey. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

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“Stake Land” (2010, Horror) Nick Damici. ‘R’ (:45) ››› “Unhung Hero” (2013) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

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(:15) ›› “Mortal Kombat” (1995) (MAX) (4:50) ››› “Prometheus” (2012) ›› “Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous” (2005) Sandra Bullock. (CC) Banshee “Little Fish” (S) (CC) The Jump Off Girl’s Guide (:05) ›› “This Is 40” (2012, Romance-Comedy) Paul Rudd, Leslie Mann. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:20) “Erotic Karma” (2012) (S) “Don’t Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood” (:20) ›› “Jawbreaker” (1999) Rose McGowan. ‘R’ (SHOW) “Diary of a Mad Black Woman” (S) House of Lies (S) EpisodesShameless “Simple Pleasures” (S) House of Lies (S) EpisodesShameless “Simple Pleasures” (S) ››› “Killing Them Softly” (2012) Brad Pitt. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) › “Seed of Chucky” (2004) Jennifer Tilly. ‘R’ (:15) “Sexy Baby” (2012, Documentary) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:45) ›› “Diary of a Mad Black Woman” (2005) Kimberly Elise. ‘PG-13’ “Color” (TMC) (5:45) ›› “Foolproof” (2003) Ryan Reynolds. (S) ‘R’ (:20) › “Inescapable” (2012) Alexander Siddig. ‘R’

›› “The Killing Room” (2009) Nick Cannon. ‘R’ (CC) (:35)

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(3:50) ›› “Pushing Tin” (1999, ComedyDrama) John Cusack. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (MAX) “Bowfinger” (:20) ›› “The Campaign” (2012) Will Ferrell. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

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›› “When Ladies Meet” (1941) Joan Crawford, Robert Taylor. (CC) ››› “A Woman’s Face” (1941) Joan Crawford, Melvyn Douglas. (CC) ›› “They All Kissed the Bride” (1942) Joan Crawford. (:15) ››› “Mannequin” (1937, Drama) Joan Crawford, Spencer Tracy, Alan Curtis. (CC) (TLC) HoneyHoneyHere ComesHoneyHoneyWelcome to Myrtle HoneyHoneyWelcome to Myrtle Here ComesHoneyHoneyPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid19 Kids19 Kids (TNT) NBA Basketball: Knicks at Pacers NBA Basketball: Thunder at Rockets Inside the NBA (N) Hawaii Five-0 (S) Law & Order (S) CSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) Smallville “Heat” Smallville (CC) (TOON) GumballStevenTeenJohnnyKing/HillCleveAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyEagleEric SquidAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyEagleIcelandicSquidCleveKing/HillGumballTenkai (TRAV) FoodFoodBizarre FoodsMysteries-MuseumDeclassifiedMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumDeclassifiedMysteries-MuseumBizarre FoodsGrill-ProPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World RecordsWorld RecordsJokersJokersJokersPanic Top 20 FunniestWorld RecordsJokersJokersJokersPanic Top 20 FunniestBlack Gold StingsPaidChair Paid (TVLAND) Andy Griffith Andy Griffith Andy Griffith Andy Griffith Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens The ExesRoseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show The Nanny Happily Divorced Paid Program Paid Program (USA) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit White Collar “Shot Through the Heart” Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit White Collar “Shot Through the Heart” NCIS: Los Angeles “Exit Strategy” (S) House “Poison” (S) (CC) House House violates a DNR order. Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit ›› “Paul” (2011) Simon Pegg. (CC) (WGN-A) Funny VideosMotherMotherMotherMotherNews at NineMotherRulesRulesParksParks30 Rock30 RockSunnyFturamaDeathPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidJ. Meyer

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(HBO) (4:45) ›› “EDtv” (1999) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Girls (S) (CC) Girls (S) (CC)

›› “Admission” (2013, Comedy-Drama) Tina Fey. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

Taxicab Confessions: New York True Detective (S) (CC)

Sex//Now (S) (:35) ›› “Stephen King’s Thinner” (1996) (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:10) Louis C.K.: Oh My God (CC) (:10) ›››› “The Terminator” (1984) Arnold Schwarzenegger. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Spy Hard” (1996) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (MAX) (5:15) ›› “Dark Shadows” (2012) (:15) ›› “A Good Day to Die Hard” (2013, Action) Bruce Willis. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “From Dusk Till Dawn” (1996, Horror) Harvey Keitel. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Co-Ed Confid. Girl’s Guide (11:55) ›› “Outbreak” (1995, Suspense) Dustin Hoffman. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Skin to the Max ›› “Project X” (2012) Thomas Mann. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Mischief” (1985, Comedy) Doug McKeon. ‘R’ (CC) “Anywhere” (SHOW) “Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn”

›› “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2” (2012) Kristen Stewart. House of Lies (S) EpisodesShameless “Simple Pleasures” (S) “MILF” (2010, Comedy) Jack Cullison. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) 60 Minutes Sports (S) (CC)

(:05) › “Bunraku” (2010, Action) Josh Hartnett, Woody Harrelson. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:10) ›› “Hard Target” (1993, Action) Jean-Claude Van Damme. ‘R’

The 2013 AVN Awards (S) (CC) “Hick” (2011, Drama) Chloe Grace Moretz. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:10) ›› “It’s About You” (2011) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) “Simple Twist”

››› “The Master” (2012, Drama) Joaquin Phoenix, Philip Seymour Hoffman. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Phantoms” (1998) Peter O’Toole. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “My Week” (TMC) (4:45) ››› “The Way Back” (2010) ›› “The Black Dahlia” (2006, Mystery) Josh Hartnett. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

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2014 Australian Open Tennis Third Round. From Melbourne, Australia. (N) (Live) (CC)

(EWTN) Daily Mass (CC) Life on the RockCampusRosaryCrossingEvangeParablesWomen Daily Mass (CC) Life on the RockFaithCampusCatholicHoly Wd.The FaithWhy Catholics Are SocialMy Faith (FAM) ››› “Pretty in Pink” (1986) ›› “Sixteen Candles” (1984) The 700 Club (S) PrincePrincePrincePrincePaidPaidThe 700 Club (S) PaidPaidPAINPaidPaidPaid (FNC) On Record, Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor (N) (CC) The Kelly File (N) Hannity (N) The O’Reilly Factor (CC) The Kelly FileHannity On Record, Greta Van Susteren Red Eye (N) The Five Hannity FOX and Friends Saturday (N) (FSN) NBA Basketball: Timberwolves at Raptors WolvesBoxing Hard ChargeNBA Basketball Best Of MakePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (FX) MotherMother ››› “X-Men: First Class” (2011, Action) James McAvoy. ››› “X-Men: First Class” (2011, Action) James McAvoy. ››› “Rocky Balboa” (2006, Drama) PaidPaidPaidPaid

PGA Tour Golf Champions: Mitsubishi Electric Championship, First Round. From Kona, Hawaii. (N) (Live) Golf Central PGA Tour Golf Humana Challenge, Second Round. From La Quinta, Calif. Golf Central PGA Tour Golf Champions: Mitsubishi Electric Championship, First Round. European PGA Tour Golf Abu Dhabi HSBC Championship, Third Round. (N) European PGA Tour Golf (HGTV) Hunt IntlHunt IntlIslandIslandIslandIslandHuntersHunt IntlHunt IntlHunt IntlIslandIslandHuntersHunt

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PricePraiseCall2AllCrefloTBN 340WorshipReflecXtremeImpactRampStoriesCharityCharliePhphy (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) American Dad ››› “Transformers” (2007, Action) Shia LaBeouf, Tyrese Gibson. Two races of robots wage war on Earth. (DVS)

›› “Men in Black II” (2002) Tommy Lee Jones. (:45) ›› “Daredevil” (2003) Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garner. A blind attorney fights crime at night.

MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedJeff Foxworthy Name Is Earl MarriedMarried (TCM) “Hollywd Cantn” Movie ›››› “The Spirit of St. Louis” (1957, Biography) James Stewart, Patricia Smith. ›› “Gallant Journey” (1946, Biography) Glenn Ford.

››› “Silkwood” (1983, Docudrama) Meryl Streep, Kurt Russell, Cher. (CC)

(:15) ›› “The Beginning or the End” (1947) Brian Donlevy, Tom Drake. (CC)

(:15) ›› “These Are the Damned” (1962) Macdonald Carey. ›› “The Cobweb” (1955) (CC) (TLC) BorBorSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesBorBorSay YesSay YesBorBorSay YesSay YesBorBorPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidGrill-ProPaid

(TNT) (4:00) “The Help”Cold Justice (CC) APB, T. DunnCold Justice (CC) APB, T. DunnHawaii Five-0 (S) CSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) (TOON) StevenAdvenGumballAnnoyKing/HillCleveAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenIcelandicSquidKing/HillCleveLooneyLooney (TRAV) FoodFoodGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresThe Dead Files (N) The Dead FilesGhost AdventuresThe Dead FilesThe Dead FilesGhost AdventuresPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...Black GoldStingsPaidPaidGrill-Pro

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Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) ›› “Paul” (2011, Comedy) Simon Pegg, Nick Frost. (CC) (DVS) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) (WGN-A) Funny VideosFunny VideosFunny VideosNews at NineMotherRulesRulesParksParks30 Rock30 RockSunnyFturamaDeathPaidPaidPaidPaidSingAdelante

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(HBO) (5:45) ›› “Snow White and the Huntsman” (2012) Kristen Stewart. (CC)

True Detective (S) (CC)

Real Time With Bill Maher (CC) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC) Girls (S) (CC) Girls (S) (CC) ›› “A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas” (2011) ‘R’ (:35) ››› “Kingdom of Heaven” (2005, Historical Drama) Orlando Bloom. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Battle for Tobacco Road: Duke (:05) › “Jack” (1996) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (MAX) (5:30) ›› “Trouble With the Curve” (2012) (S) ‘PG-13’ ›› “Bullet to the Head” (2012) Sylvester Stallone. ‘R’ Banshee “The Thunder Man” (N) Banshee “The Thunder Man” (S) Girl’s Guide Girl’s Guide (12:05) ››› “Argo” (2012, Historical Drama) Ben Affleck. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:10) ››› “White Men Can’t Jump” (1992) Wesley Snipes. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:10) ››› “Red Eye” (2005) Rachel McAdams. (CC) “Thunderstr” (SHOW) (4:55) ››› “Rescue Dawn” House of Lies (S) EpisodesShameless “Simple Pleasures” (S) Boxing Ivan Redkach vs. Tony Luis. Redkach battles Luis in the main event. From Memphis, Tenn. (N) (Live) House of Lies (S) Inside the NFL (S) (CC) 60 Minutes Sports (S) (CC)

››› “Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events” (2004) Jim Carrey. Mumford & Sons: Road (TMC)

››› “The Rundown” (2003, Adventure) The Rock. ‘PG-13’

› “The Three Musketeers” (2011) Matthew MacFadyen. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

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›› “Welcome to the Punch” (2013) (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Buffalo Soldiers” (2001) Joaquin Phoenix. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

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“Concrete Blondes” (2012) Diora Baird. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

(:05) “Hannah Takes the Stairs” (2007) Greta Gerwig. ›› “When a Man Loves a Woman” (1994) Andy Garcia.

(2006, Crime Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio, Matt Damon. An undercover cop and a criminal lead double lives. (CC)

“Titanic” (1997, Historical Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet. A woman falls for an artist aboard the ill-fated ship. (CC) (AP) Cats 101 (S) (CC) Cats 101 (S) (CC) To Be Announced

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(BRAVO) Toned CourtneyCourtneyCourtneyCourtneyCourtneyMatchmakerMatchmakerMatchmakerMatchmakerVanderpump RulesBlood, SweatBlood, SweatHousewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.

(CNBC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (CNN) New Day Saturday (N) MoneySaturday MorningCNN Newsroom (N) CNN NewsroomMoneyNewsr’mCNN Newsroom (N) GuptaCNN NewsroomCNN Newsroom (COM) PaidPaidKeyKey ›› “Barbershop” (2002) Ice Cube. ››› “Trading Places” (1983) Dan Aykroyd. ›› “Idiocracy” (2006) Luke Wilson. ›› “Life” (1999, Comedy-Drama) Eddie Murphy. South PkSouth Pk (DISC) PaidPaidPaidPaidFast N’ Loud (S) Moonshiners (S) Moonshiners (S) Moonshiners (S) Street Outlaws (S) Street Outlaws (S) Street Outlaws (S) Street Outlaws (S) Fast N’ Loud (S) Fast N’ Loud (S) (DISN) MickeyDoc PiratesSofiaDogAustinJessieDog“Cloud 9” (2014) (S) (CC) JessieDogGood Good Good AustinAustinAustinJessieJessieJessieAustinAustin (E!) KardashianKardashianFashion PoliceE! News (N) KardasKardasKardasKardasKardasMiamiKardashianKardasKardasKardashianE! News Live From The Red (ESPN) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter (N) College GameDayCollege Basketball Teams TBA. (N) College Basketball Teams TBA. (N) College Basketball Teams TBA. (N) College Basketball (ESPN2) Profile: 60 (CC) NFL Presents NFL Live (CC) 2014 Australian Open Tennis Third Round. From Melbourne, Australia. (Taped) (CC) College Basketball Teams TBA. (N) (Live) College Basketball Teams TBA. (N) (Live) College Basketball Teams TBA. (N) (Live) College Football

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(FX) Ellen (S) “The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor”Two Two Two Two ›› “The Taking of Pelham 123” (2009, Action) ›› “Eagle Eye” (2008, Action) Shia LaBeouf. “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” (GOLF) European PGA Tour Golf Morning Drive (N) (Live) European PGA Tour Golf Abu Dhabi HSBC Championship, Third Round. From United Arab Emirates. Golf Central PGA Tour Golf Humana Challenge, Third Round. From La Quinta, Calif. (N) (Live)

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PaidPaidPaidPaidZoneZoneZone“House of Bones” (2010, Horror) (CC) “Grave Halloween” (2013, Horror) (CC) “Zombie Apocalypse” (2011) (CC) ››› “Dawn of the Dead” (2004) Sarah Polley. (TBN) Dr. WonDooleyKids ClbStoryRocKids Auto GdPenguinVeggieMonsterHopkinsLassieGoliathIshineInspir.TailsVeggieHeroes & LegendsCameronNewsPraise the Lord (CC) (TBS) Fresh Prince Ground Floor House of Payne Meet the Browns There Yet? Raymond Raymond ›› “Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief” (2010, Adventure) Logan Lerman.

››› “Transformers” (2007, Action) Shia LaBeouf, Tyrese Gibson. Two races of robots wage war on Earth. (DVS) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) King of Queens King of Queens Raymond Raymond (TCM) (5:00) ›› “The Cobweb” (1955) (:15) ››› “The Twelve Chairs” (1970) Ron Moody, Frank Langella. (CC) Carson on TCM ›› “Murder on the Blackboard” (1934, Suspense)

››› “Tom Sawyer” (1973, Musical) Johnnie Whitaker, Celeste Holm. (CC)

››› “A Face in the Crowd” (1957, Drama) Andy Griffith, Patricia Neal. (CC) (:15) ›››› “The Philadelphia Story” (1940) Cary Grant. (CC) (DVS)

“The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer” (TLC) PaidPaidPaidPaidLottery ChangedLottery ChangedLottery ChangedLottery ChangedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be Announced (TNT) Cold Justice (CC) APB, T. DunnMajor CrimesLaw & Order (S) Law & Order (S) ››› “The Great Debaters” (2007) Premiere. ››› “The Pursuit of Happyness” (2006) (CC) ››› “The Help” (2011) Viola Davis. (TOON) LegendsTenkaiBeyPokeBen 10TeenTeenStevenCartoon PlanetJohnnyJohnnyGumballGumballTeenTeenRegularRegularRegularAdvenAdvenAdvenStevenUncle (TRAV) ArizonaTrip FlipWhen VacationsMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumNo ReservationFoodFoodFoodFoodBggg Bggg Hotel ImpossibleHotelHotel ImpossibleHotelFood Paradise (TRUTV) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidFerrissFull ThrottleLizardLizardLizardLizardLizardConWorld RecordsWorld RecordsWorld RecordsPawnPawnPawnPawn (TVLAND) The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny KirstieThe ExesBrady Bunch Brady Bunch Brady Bunch Brady Bunch Brady Bunch Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show (USA) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program White Collar “Shot Through the Heart” Psych “S.E.I.Z.E. the Day” NCIS A teen holds his school hostage. NCIS “Untouchable” (S) (CC) NCIS “Bloodbath” (S) (CC) NCIS “Jeopardy” (S) (CC) NCIS Memories overwhelm Gibbs. NCIS “Hiatus” (S) (Part 2 of 2) (CC) NCIS Political assassination. (CC) NCIS “Enemies Foreign” (CC) (WGN-A) PaidPaidPaidPaidMatlock (S) (CC) Matlock (S) (CC) Heat of the NightHeat of the NightHeat of the NightLaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Bones (S) (CC)

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(HBO) (5:05) › “Jack” (1996) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “Admission” (2013) Tina Fey. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:45) ›› “Rise of the Guardians” (2012) Voices of Chris Pine. ‘PG’ (CC) Will, Warrior ›› “Warm Bodies” (2013) Nicholas Hoult. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:45) ››› “The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel” (2011) Judi Dench, Maggie Smith. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “Admission” (2013) Tina Fey. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:45) ››› “Ocean’s Twelve” (2004) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (MAX) (5:40) “Thunderstruck” (2012) Kevin Durant. (S) ‘PG’ (:20) ››› “Bowfinger” (1999) Steve Martin. ‘PG-13’

›› “Six Days, Seven Nights” (1998) Harrison Ford. (:45) ›› “Chasing Mavericks” (2012, Drama) Gerard Butler. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) (:45) ›› “Mama” (2013, Horror) Jessica Chastain. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “Mr. & Mrs. Smith” (2005, Action) Brad Pitt. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

› “Vehicle 19” (2013) Paul Walker. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (SHOW) Jim Rome on Showtime Inside the NFL (S) (CC) ›› “Salmon Fishing in the Yemen” (2011) Ewan McGregor. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “Diary of a Mad Black Woman” (2005) Kimberly Elise. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

››› “Slither” (2006) Nathan Fillion. Alien organisms infest a small town. ‘R’

Another Day, Another Time: Inside Llewyn Davis (:41) Inside: Inside Llewyn Davis ›› “People Like Us” (2012) Chris Pine. (S) ‘PG-13’ (TMC) “When a Man” (:40) ›› “Kinky Boots” (2005) Joel Edgerton. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) ›› “The Reluctant Fundamentalist” (2012, Drama) Riz Ahmed. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:45) ›› “Out of Time” (2003) Denzel Washington. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:35) ››› “Barbershop 2: Back in Business” (2004) Ice Cube. (S) ‘PG-13’ (:25) ›› “The Killing Room” (2009) Nick Cannon.

›› “The Reluctant Fundamentalist” (2012, Drama) Riz Ahmed. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

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KTCA The This Old House Hour (N) (S) Antiques Roadshow “Boise” ›››› “Some Like It Hot” (1959, Comedy) Tony Curtis, Jack Lemmon.

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››› “The Birdcage” (1996, Comedy) Robin Williams, Gene Hackman. Austin City Limits Modern roots rock. Antiques Roadshow “Boise”

›››› “Some Like It Hot” (1959, Comedy) Tony Curtis, Jack Lemmon.

“Hancock” (2008, Action) Will Smith, Charlize Theron. (S) 20/20 (S) (CC) News(:35) Castle “Heroes & Villains” (S) (:35) Private Practice (S) (CC) Red Carpet (:05) › “Ernest Goes to Africa” (1997,

“The Birdcage” (1996, Comedy) Robin Williams, Gene Hackman.

››› “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” (2008)

2014 Australian Open Tennis Round of 16. From Melbourne, Australia. (N) (Live) (CC)

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›› “The Mechanic” (2011, Action) Jason Statham, Ben Foster. (CC) (DVS)

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›› “Oblivion” (2013, Science Fiction) Tom Cruise. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

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›› “American Reunion” (2012, Comedy) Jason Biggs. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Banshee “The Thunder Man” (S) ›› “Bullet to the Head” (2012) Sylvester Stallone. ‘R’ (:35) Banshee “The Thunder Man” (S) (:35) “Intergalactic Swingers” (2013) Erika Jordan. (S)

› “Chill Factor” (1999) Cuba Gooding Jr. ‘R’ (CC) (:45) The Erotic Traveler (S) (CC) (:20) ››› “Sideways” (2004, ComedyDrama) Paul Giamatti. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “My Favorite” (SHOW) “People Like Us” EpisodesShameless “Simple Pleasures” (S)

››› “Silver Linings Playbook” (2012) Bradley Cooper. ‘R’ (CC) House of Lies (S) (:35) Shameless “Simple Pleasures” (:35) ››› “Seven Psychopaths” (2012) Colin Farrell. (S) ‘R’ (CC) 60 Minutes Sports (S) (CC) ›› “Dare” (2009, Drama) Emmy Rossum. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “The Wicker Man” (1973) Edward Woodward. ‘R’

› “The Devil’s Rejects” (2005, Horror) Sid Haig, Bill Moseley. Premiere. (S) ‘R’

››› “The Wicker Man” (1973) Edward Woodward. ‘R’

› “The Devil’s Rejects” (2005, Horror) Sid Haig, Bill Moseley. (S) ‘R’

›› “How to Lose Friends & Alienate People” (2008) Simon Pegg. ‘R’ (CC) (4:50)

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