The Brainerd Dispatch TV Week May 29th 2011

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Chris Powell hosts “Extreme Makeover: Weight Loss Edition,” premiering Monday on ABC.

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New ‘Makeover’ series hopes to change lives for the better

By Kate O’Hare © Zap2it

In the competitive reality show “The Biggest Loser,” which airs on NBC, contestants are sequestered on a ranch in Southern California, where they struggle with diet and exercise to shed pounds, always hoping they’ve lost enough to escape elimination at the next weigh-in.

The producer of that show is J.D. Roth, and he’s also behind the new ABC series “Extreme Makeover:Weight Loss Edition,” premiering Monday, May 30.

The focus is still on tackling obesity, but this time, the stay in the lap of luxury is brief, and then the participants fight the rest of their battles at home.

Sitting in the high-tech gym at the California Health & Longevity Institute, a wellness and medical facility attached to a Four Seasons Hotel in Westlake Village, Calif., north of Los Angeles, Roth looks around and says, “This isn’t where they lost their weight. They spent one week here.

“The help that they got here allows them to use the nuclear option. If you’re going to go on a show like this, it’s all in. It’s all or nothing, every single day.

“We have cameras in their houses.We check in on weekends.”

Each of the eight episodes focuses on one superobese person (the highest starting weight was 651, and the lowest was 369) over a year.

They start at the institute for a “boot camp,” which includes a complete medical work-up and nutrition education.They then return home, where trainer Chris Powell (“The 650-Pound Virgin”) has turned a room in the house into a gym.

Powell stays with each participant for several weeks to get him or her started.Then they’re on their own, with periodic checkins, both at home and at the institute. Some do incredibly well; some struggle with themselves; others, with their loved ones.

In a way, the show is an answer to those fans of “The Biggest Loser” who grouse that anyone can lose weight if he’s tucked away at a fancy ranch with top-notch trainers.

Roth admits, “It’s tougher to motivate without the weigh-in every week, and that’s presented some challenges. ...This show proves you can do it on your own, too.”

While those who don’t weigh well north of pleasantly plump may think these people suffer from some exotic malady that

put them in this situation, Powell begs to differ.

“What (these people) have in common is no different than what we all have in common,” he says.“For them, they deal with their emotions with food. That’s it. I deal with my emotions, right now, I’m a workaholic. If you asked me three years ago, it was caffeine. I had way too much of it.

“What they encounter in everyday life is the same thing that we all encounter. ...They have issues that so many of us deal with. Food is the drug of choice. It could be sex; it could be work; it could be gambling.”

Powell believes that these people are dealing with a true addiction.

“Absolutely,” he says.“They measured the chemical release in the brain when a food addict smells food. Sure enough, there’s a similar kind of chemical release in the brain at the same time.

“Also, the amount of sugar we get nowadays in one pop

our food has changed.That sugar elicits such a strong chemical response in the body. It is a chemical addiction.”

Inspired by a seven-minute video in which one contestant, 651-pound James, struggles to just put on his socks, Roth doesn’t just want to change bodies.

He says, “I thought, ‘This is sad.This is a guy who’s going to die, and he doesn’t have to.’ I went to ABC, and I said, ‘What if we could give that guy his life back?’

“As much as this is a show about weight loss, it’s really not. It’s a show about people changing their lives.”

That’s one reason Roth came to the institute. It’s more than just a well-appointed medical facility, wellness center, gym and spa; it also has a stated mission of sustainable change.

“If you transform (people) in a sustainable way, you’ve done something really, really great.” says its medical director, rheumatology and internal medicine

specialist Dr.Terry Schaack.“We believe if you can bring people, give them immersion for ... days or weeks, that you can actually give them the skill set, the knowledge base, then they can go home and incorporate that into their home lives and actually make sustainable change.

“We’re not delusional.We know that not all of these people

are going to continue to lose after 365 days, but many of them are, and many of them are going to maintain the weight they’ve already lost.

“That’s a wonderful thing for us, that this is a sustainable change that this show has been able to help these people experience.”

Chris Powell hosts “Extreme Makeover:Weight Loss Edition,” premiering Monday on ABC.

PLAYING FIELD HIGHLIGHTS FOR THE WEEK

ACTION SPORTS

Sunday 10:00 a.m. (SPIKE) Xtreme 4x4

Monday

5:00 p.m. (MSC) Action Sports World Tour

1:00 a.m. (MSC) Action Sports World Tour

Wednesday

3:00 p.m. (MSC) Action Sports World Tour

Thursday

5:00 p.m. (MSC) Action Sports World Tour

Friday

5:00 p.m. (MSC) Action Sports World Tour

11:00 p.m. (MSC) Action Sports World Tour

Saturday

8:00 a.m. (SPIKE) Xtreme 4x4 The Blazer gets exhaust and engine upgrades; the Low Dollar Wheeler gets a Ford 8.8 axle.

10:00 a.m. ) The Real Winning Edge

ANTHOLOGY

Sunday

4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) World’s Strongest Man Competition From Floriana, Malta.

4:30 p.m. (ESPN2) World’s Strongest Man Competition From Floriana, Malta.

5:00 p.m. (ESPN2) World’s Strongest Man Competition From Floriana, Malta.

5:30 p.m. (ESPN2) World’s Strongest Man Competition From Floriana, Malta.

3:35 a.m. + The American Athlete

Saturday

2:00 a.m. (ESPN2) World’s Strongest Man Competition From Floriana, Malta.

2:30 a.m. (ESPN2) World’s Strongest Man Competition From Floriana, Malta.

5:00 a.m. + The American Athlete

AUTO RACING

Sunday

8:00 a.m. (SHOW) Inside NASCAR

10:00 a.m. % The Indianapolis 500: A Centennial Celebration (Live)

(ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)

10:30 a.m. (SPIKE) Horsepower TV Project Deep Sleep’s wake-up call.

11:00 a.m. % 2011 Indianapolis 500 From Indianapolis Motor Speedway in Indianapolis. (Live)

(MSC) Mother’s Car Show

(SPIKE) Trucks! Road testing a 2011 Ford Super Duty.

11:30 a.m. (MSC) What’s in the Garage (SPIKE) MuscleCar Installing a bow-style headliner and new seat covers.

2:30 p.m. % Fearless at The 500

Monday

Car

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Cincinnati Reds at Atlanta Braves. From Turner Field in Atlanta.

1:00 a.m. (MSC) 50 Greatest Twins

2:00 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live

2:30 a.m. (MSC) Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.

4:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live

5:00 a.m. (MSC) Boys in the Hall

Monday

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live

11:30 a.m. (ESPN) NCAA Baseball Road to Omaha Selection Show (Live)

(MSC) Twins Live (Live)

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Detroit Tigers. From Comerica Park in Detroit. (Live)

1:00 p.m. (WGN-A) Houston Astros at Chicago Cubs. From Wrigley Field in Chicago. (Live)

3:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

(MSC) Twins Live (Live)

11:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live) (MSC) Boys in the Hall

11:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Detroit Tigers. From Comerica Park in Detroit.

2:00 a.m. (ESPN) San Francisco Giants at St. Louis Cardinals. From Busch Stadium in St. Louis.

Wednesday

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live

1:00 p.m. (WGN-A) Houston Astros at Chicago Cubs. From Wrigley Field in Chicago. (Live)

4:15 p.m. (WGN-A) Tenth Inning (Live)

5:00 p.m. (MSC) Baseball’s Golden Age

5:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA. (Live)

9:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)

10:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)

11:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Kansas City Royals. From Kauffman Stadium in Kansas City, Mo.

Friday

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live

11:00 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live

11:30 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Kansas City Royals. From Kauffman Stadium in Kansas City, Mo.

1:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live

6:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

7:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Kansas City Royals. From Kauffman Stadium in Kansas City, Mo. (Live)

(WGN-A) Chicago Cubs at St. Louis Cardinals. From Busch Stadium in St. Louis. (Live)

10:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

10:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Kansas City Royals. From Kauffman Stadium in Kansas City, Mo.

Saturday

12:00 p.m. ) This Week in Baseball (MSC) Minnesota Twins ’11

2:30 p.m. / This Week in Baseball

3:00 p.m. ) / Regional Coverage. Chicago Cubs at St. Louis Cardinals or Los Angeles Dodgers at Cincinnati Reds or Colorado Rockies at San Francisco Giants.

11:30 p.m. (ESPN) NBA Tonight Highlights, analysis and updates from games across the country. (Live)

Tuesday

11:30 p.m. (ESPN) NBA Tonight Highlights, analysis and updates from games across the country. (Live)

Wednesday

7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) The Association: Boston Celtics The preparation of the Celtics to return to the NBA Finals.

9:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Basketball Harlem Globetrotters. From Orlando, Fla.

11:30 p.m. (ESPN) NBA Tonight Highlights, analysis and updates from games across the country. (Live)

1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight Highlights, analysis and updates from games across the country.

4:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight Highlights, analysis and updates from games across the country.

Thursday

7:31 p.m. % NBA Countdown NBA pregame show. (Live)

8:00 p.m. % 2011 NBA Finals Game 1: Teams TBA.(Live)

12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight Highlights, analysis and updates from games across the country. (Live)

Limelight gets accessories; installing a fiberglass hood.

10:30 a.m. (SPIKE) Horsepower TV

3:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: STP 300, Qualifying. From Chicagoland Speedway in Joliet, Ill. (Live)

4:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing Supernationals, Qualifying. From Englishtown, N.J. (Same-day Tape)

6:30 p.m. (ESPN) NASCAR Countdown (Live)

7:00 p.m. (ESPN) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: STP 300. From Chicagoland Speedway in Joliet, Ill. (Live)

10:30 p.m. (SHOW) Inside NASCAR

3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: STP 300. From Chicagoland Speedway in Joliet, Ill. (Same-day Tape)

BASEBALL

Sunday

11:30 a.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)

12:00 p.m. (TBS) Boston Red Sox at Detroit Tigers. From Comerica Park in Detroit. (Live)

12:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

1:00 p.m. (ESPN2) SEC Tournament, Final: Teams TBA.From Hoover, Ala. (Live) (MSC) Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis. (Live) (WGN-A) Pittsburgh Pirates at Chicago Cubs. From Wrigley Field in Chicago. (Live)

4:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

4:15 p.m. (WGN-A) Tenth Inning (Live)

4:30 p.m. (MSC) Boys in the Hall

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live) (MSC) Boys in the Hall

6:30 p.m. (MSC) Baseball’s Golden Age

7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Cincinnati Reds at Atlanta Braves. From Turner Field in Atlanta. (Live)

4:15 p.m. (WGN-A) Tenth Inning (Live)

6:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live

7:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Detroit Tigers. From Comerica Park in Detroit.

9:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)

10:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live

11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)

(MSC) Baseball’s Golden Age

Tuesday

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live

11:00 a.m. (MSC) Baseball Twins Legends Game.

4:30 p.m. (MSC) Boys in the Hall

5:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) San Francisco Giants at St. Louis Cardinals. From Busch Stadium in St. Louis. (Live) (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Detroit Tigers. From Comerica Park in Detroit. (Live)

9:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)

(MSC) Minnesota Twins at Detroit Tigers. From Comerica Park in Detroit. (Live)

9:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live) (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

9:30 p.m. (MSC) Boys in the Hall

11:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight

(Live)

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Detroit Tigers. From Comerica Park in Detroit.

2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA.

Thursday

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live 11:00 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live 11:30 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Detroit Tigers. From Comerica Park in Detroit.

1:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live

6:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

7:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Kansas City Royals. From Kauffman Stadium in Kansas City, Mo. (Live)

(Live)

5:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

6:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Kansas City Royals. From Kauffman Stadium in Kansas City, Mo.

(Live) (WGN-A) Detroit Tigers at Chicago White Sox. From U.S. Cellular Field in Chicago. (Live)

9:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

11:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)

1:00 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live

1:30 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Kansas City Royals. From Kauffman Stadium in Kansas City, Mo.

3:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live

BASKETBALL

Sunday

6:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight Highlights, analysis and updates from games across the country.

7:00 a.m. (TOON) Run It Back: NBA

5:00 p.m. (MSC) Ball Up Streetball

Three-time NBA champion and Hall of Famer Julius “Dr. J” Erving coaches a streetball team.

7:00 p.m. (ESPN) NBA Countdown NBA pregame show. (Live)

8:00 p.m. (ESPN) Oklahoma City Thunder at Dallas Mavericks. From American Airlines Center in Dallas. (If necessary). (Live)

9:00 p.m. (MSC) Ball Up Streetball

Three-time NBA champion and Hall of Famer Julius “Dr. J” Erving coaches a streetball team.

3:00 a.m. (ESPN) Oklahoma City Thunder at Dallas Mavericks. From American Airlines Center in Dallas. (If necessary).

Monday

7:00 p.m. (TNT) NBA Pregame (Live)

7:30 p.m. (TNT) Miami Heat at Chicago Bulls. From the United Center in Chicago. (If necessary). (Live)

1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight Highlights, analysis and updates from games across the country.

2:00 a.m. (ESPN) 2011 NBA Finals Game 1: Teams TBA.(Same-day Tape)

4:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight Highlights, analysis and updates from games across the country.

Friday

4:00 p.m. (MSC) Ball Up Streetball Three-time NBA champion and Hall of Famer Julius “Dr. J” Erving coaches a streetball team.

Saturday

2:00 p.m. % WNBA Phoenix Mercury at Seattle Storm. From KeyArena in Seattle. (Live)

BOXING

Friday

7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 1990 World Heavyweight Title: Douglas vs. Tyson. From Feb. 10, 1990.

8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Friday Night Fights. (Live)

1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) 1986 Ferguson vs.Tyson. From Feb. 16, 1986.

1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) 1986 Mike Jameson vs. MikeTyson. Heavyweight title bout from 1986.

2:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Mike Tyson’s Greatest Hits — Volume I

2:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Mike Tyson’s Greatest Hits — Volume II

Saturday

3:15 p.m. (SHOW) Fight Camp 360: Inside the Super Six World Boxing Classic

7:45 p.m. (SHOW) Fight Camp 360: Pacquiao vs. Mosley

8:00 p.m. (SHOW) Super Six World Boxing Classic: Froch vs. Johnson. (Live)

9:00 p.m. (HBO) Julio Cesar Chavez, Jr. vs. Sebastian Zbik, Middleweights. From Los Angeles. Julio Cesar Chavez, Jr. takes on Sebastian Zbik in a middleweight title bout. (Live)

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T “3 Worlds-Gullvr”“The Boy and the Pirates” ›››› “The Thief of Bagdad” Sabu. “Sword of Sherwood Forest”“Atlantis-Lost”(:45) ›› “The Pirates of Blood River” ›› “Captain Sindbad”“Captain Nemo”

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(TVLAND) PaidPaidAllFamSanfordJeff’sonsGoodJeannieJeannieAllFamSanfordGunsmokeGunsmokeBonanzaBonanzaBonanzaGoodJeff’sonsSanfordSanford (USA)

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SOAPSYNOPSES

By Jacqueline Cutler Tribune Media Services

All My Children

Amanda admitted to Jake that she stopped taking the pill and could be pregnant. Kendall discovered that Ricky killed Diane and became afraid. Ricky said he wanted to marry Kendall immediately.Tad interrupted a close moment between Jake and Cara. Amanda was upset she wasn’t pregnant.When Jake said if she were pregnant, it was meant to be, she didn’t correct him. Griffin told Kendall to not go through with the wedding, and she called it off

for now. Her excuse was that she wanted it to be unforgettable.

The Bold and the Beautiful Taylor fought for her life while Thomas feared that he might have accidentally poisoned his mother. Stephanie began to piece together the puzzle regarding Brooke and Thomas. Brooke told Ridge much more than she should have while Taylor confessed to Steffy her true feelings for her ex. Stephanie made Thomas an offer that might mean the end of Brooke and Ridge.

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COVER STORY Franchitti the joker may be wild

By George Dickie

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IndyCar drivers spend on average about three weeks each year at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway in preparation for the series’ biggest race, the Indianapolis 500.

Much of that time is spent testing and adjusting the cars’ setup, getting them just right for the track conditions in the “Greatest Spectacle in Racing,” which this year airs Sunday, May 29, on ABC.Then of course, the drivers must also satisfy the myriad media requests and commitments to sponsors.

Still, that can take up only so much time, leaving drivers, crew and other racing personnel to their own devices to pass the time and combat boredom.

For some, that can mean practical jokes. Back in 2005, then-Andretti Green teammates

Dario Franchitti, Tony Kanaan, Dan Wheldon and Bryan Herta engaged in a friendly war of pranks that culminated in Franchitti hacksawing Kanaan’s expensive racing bike in half during the live broadcast of a nationally run preshow, a debt that Franchitti has since repaid by purchasing Kanaan a new set of wheels.

Still, Franchitti wants what he says is his due.

“The deal was,” says Franchitti, the two-time Indy 500 and three-time IndyCar champ, “that he was going to give me half of the frame I sawed in half, and he was going to keep the other half. He hasn’t given me the other half yet, so I’m waiting for my half bicycle.When I see him at Indy I’m going to be asking for it. ...

“What I’m going to do with half a bicycle, I don’t know. I’ll probably stick it on a wall to remind me,” he says, laughing.

“But I haven’t had much time for practical jokes lately. But Indy’s always a good time for it because we’re there for such a long time, and most of the drivers stay at the track in their buses. So yeah, there could be some practical jokes in there.We’ll see.”

Pranks notwithstanding, what is certain is that a 33-car field that includes Kanaan, Scott Dixon, Danica Patrick, Will Power, Ryan Briscoe and Helio Castroneves will take to the venerable Brickyard’s 2.5-mile quad oval to challenge Franchitti and his 2010 title in the race’s 100th anniversary and 95th overall running.

Franchitti won this race last year under caution after leading it for 155 of 200 laps. He played his fuel strategy perfectly, crossing the track’s brick finish line just ahead of Wheldon with a scant

1.6 gallons of fuel left. Moments later, the 38-year-old Scotsman was sipping from the winner’s traditional quart of milk.

“Had the race gone green,” Franchitti says, “I’m not saying we would have been able to do burnouts on my victory lap. But we had calculated we had enough fuel to make it. So for me, apart for the last 20 laps with having to save fuel, it was a day I was able to run in front.The Target car was very fast, and I was driving it well, and I was able to lead something like 150-odd laps or something. So it was a nice feeling to be out front and leading all those laps.

“But typical Indianapolis,” he says.There’s always something that happens, and you have to adapt to it. So it was definitely an interesting end.”

Weather also has a way of making things interesting at Indy, be it the ever-present crosswinds that can make for unexpected

gry when he found Tomas living in his house.Tea had the charges against Tomas dropped. Destiny begged Matt to let his uncle take the murder rap. Joey confronted Aubrey about her lying, and she admitted that she set out to swindle him but fell in love with him. Joey ordered her out of the mansion. Brody leveled with Tess about the baby and confronted Todd about knowing where Marty was hiding. James and Starr checked into the Palace, where they encountered Tomas and Blair. The Young and the Restless Kay was determined to ensure Tucker’s safety, and that included keeping

Ashley away from him. Kay decided that it would be best for Jabot if Ashley resigned so that her pending murder charges didn’t cast a pall over the company. Despite Phyllis’ disapproval, Daniel said that he and Lucy were moving into Billy and Victoria’s garage apartment until the adoption was finalized. Heather was rattled when Nina said she was the reason Chance re-enlisted for duty. Sam told Sharon that he ran into Piper, who could not stop raving about how much she liked Sheri. Sharon responded that Cassie could stop by anytime.

handling issues and force changes in car setup; rain, which can shut things down entirely; or sun and heat, which can affect tire grip and also influence setup.

A good example of that, says Franchitti, was last year’s race, when “the temperature went up a lot in the two or three days before the race, which means the track loses grip, so you have to adjust the car for that.

“In windy conditions,” he continues, “it can make it very difficult for the driver. All these things kind of have to be taken into consideration, especially with the speeds you’re running there and the fact the setup is so critical. Because there’s so little speed differential between the high speed you go and the slowest speed you go around a lap of Indy that any gust of wind and any slight change in any of the conditions makes quite a big difference.”

Franchitti, who has been racing in the U.S. since 1998 and running at Indy since 2002, also won the Indy 500 under caution in 2007, when rain brought about an early end with 33 laps to go.

Franchitti described that first win as “the culmination of a dream,” and he maintains that the excitement he feels racing and winning at Indy has not diminished with time and success.

“No, not at all,” he says, laughing, “I think because it’s so difficult to win there, like any race. When I won the first race at St. Pete this year, the excitement was every bit as much as my first win in America back in 1998. Obviously, there’s something extra-special about Indy because it’s Indianapolis, and the second one I was as equally excited as the first.”

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(FSN) MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Detroit Tigers. (Live) Twins Boys in StoriesFinal ScrWorld Poker Tour:MLB Baseball: Twins at Tigers

(FX) Two Two ››› “X-Men 2” (2003) Patrick Stewart, Hugh Jackman. ››› “X-Men 2” (2003) Patrick Stewart, Hugh Jackman.

(GOLF) Learning Center 19th Hole (N) Golf Memorial Skins Game. From Dublin, Ohio. Golf Central 19th HoleTop 10Haney Project Haney Project 19th HoleEuro Tour

Program Gary McCord Men’s Health Paid Program GolfPaid Program Golf Central Golf Central (HGTV) HuntersHousePropertyPropertyIncomePropertyHouseHuntersHuntersIncomeIncomePropertyHouseHuntersHuntersIncomePropertyPropertyPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidGround (HIST) Modern HistoryAmerican PickersAmerican PickersPawnPawnSwamp PeopleAmerican PickersAmerican PickersPawnPawnSwamp PeoplePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (LIFE) PawnPawnThe First 48 (CC) The First 48 (CC) Vanished, BethMotherMotherChrisChrisWillWillChrisPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (NICK) BrainSponge.My WifeMy WifeChrisChrisGeorgeGeorgeNannyNannyNannyNannyGeorgeGeorgeMy WifeMy WifeChrisChrisNannyNannyMattersMattersFull H’seFull H’se (SPIKE) UFC Unleashed (S) UFC Unleashed (N) Ultimate FighterUltimate FighterRepoRepoWays Ways MANMANAmazing VideoEntouMANPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) Ghost Hunters (S) Ghost Hunters (N) Haunted CollectorHollyHollyHaunted CollectorHollyHollyStargate SG-1 (S) Stargate Atlantis“Stir of Echoes:The Homecoming”PaidPaidPaidPaid (TBN) Billy GrahamBehindJeffreyJust V’ImpePraise the Lord (CC) EasterDuplanHistoryChangPraise the Lord (CC) Conquer.E.V. HillBackBibleDifferWom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) There Yet? There Yet? Meet the Browns Meet the Browns House of Payne House of Payne Conan Eric Stonestreet; Ellie Kemper. Lopez TonightConan Eric Stonestreet; Ellie Kemper.

Lopez Tonight ›› “You Got Served” (2004, Drama) Marques Houston, Jarell Houston. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:30) ›› “Keeping Company” ››› “The House on 92nd Street” (1945) William Eythe. (:45) ››› “Night Train to Munich” (1940, Suspense) Margaret Lockwood. ››› “Above Suspicion” (1943) Joan Crawford. (12:15) ››› “Odette” (1951, Drama) Anna Neagle, Trevor Howard. ›› “Northern Pursuit” (1943) Errol Flynn. (CC) (:15) ›› “The Yellow Canary” (1943) Anna Neagle. “Conquest” (TLC) Lottery ChangeCake Boss (CC) Extreme Extreme Surprise HomeExtreme Extreme Surprise HomeCake Boss (CC) Lottery ChangePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidCoupleCouple (TNT) The Mentalist (S) The Mentalist (S) Franklin & BashCertain AgeFranklin & BashCertain Age(12:04) CSI: NY (S) HawthoRNe (CC) ››› “City Slickers” (1991) Billy Crystal. (CC) Bait CarAngel (S) (CC) (TOON) JohnnyHoleDudeDestroyKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidbillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenBooshSquidbillKing/HillKing/HillLooneyBen 10 (TRAV) FoodFoodMan v. FoodMan v Man v Sand M.Sand M.ConConMan v Man v Sand M.Sand M.ConConMan v. FoodPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) TruTV Presents...RepoRepoRepoRepoRepoRepoMost ShockingRepoRepoRepoRepoRepoRepoMost ShockingThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Sanford & Son All in the Family All in the Family All in the Family Raymond Raymond Cleveland Cleveland Home Improve. Home Improve. Home Improve.

petty officer is murdered. NCIS A Navy diver is murdered. (CC)

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CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) ›› “Alpha Dog” (2006, Crime Drama) Bruce Willis, Emile Hirsch. (CC) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Paid Program Paid Program Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) (VS) SportsPregameNHL Hockey Teams TBA.(N) (Live) HockeyBull RidingBull RidingPaintPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (WGN-A) Funny VideosChrisChrisMotherMotherNews at NineScrubsScrubsSouth PkSouth PkEntouCurbEntouCurbPaidPaidStar Trek: NextFunny VideosPaidJ. Meyer

PREMIUM CHANNELS

(HBO) (5:00) ›› “Enough” (2002) ››› “Get Him to the Greek” (2010, Comedy) Jonah Hill. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Game of Thrones (S) (CC)

Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC) Treme “Feels Like Rain” (S) (CC)

REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (S)

››› “Crazy Heart” (2009, Drama) Jeff Bridges, Robert Duvall. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(2:55) ››› “Get Him to the Greek” (2010) Jonah Hill. Clash, Titans ›› “Beethoven’s 2nd” (1993) ‘PG’ (MAX) (5:15) ›› “Edge of Darkness” ‘R’ (:15) ›› “John Carpenter’s Escape From L.A.” (1996) Kurt Russell.‘R’ (CC) ›› “MacGruber” (2010) Will Forte. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

“Online Crush” (2010) Aubrey Addams. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

(11:50) ›› “Edge of Darkness” (2010) Mel Gibson. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Femme Fatales (:20) ›› “The Last Hard Men” (1976) Charlton Heston. ››› “Dirty Mary, Crazy Larry” (1974) Peter Fonda. “Cheech” (SHOW) “Single” › “As Good as Dead” (2010) Cary Elwes.‘R’

Inside NASCAR ›› “The Big Hit” (1998) Mark Wahlberg. iTV. (S) ‘R’

›› “Remember Me” (2010) Robert Pattinson. Premiere. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “The Joneses” (2009) David Duchovny.‘R’ (CC) (:35) ›› “Zack and Miri Make a Porno” (2008) Seth Rogen. (S) ‘R’

››› “Two Family House” (2000, Drama) Michael Rispoli. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:20) “Fifty Dead Men Walking” (2008, Action) Ben Kingsley. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (Off Air) ›› “The Devil and Max Devlin”

Inside NASCAR Gigolos (iTV) (S) “Life Is Hot in Cracktown” (2009) Shannyn Sossamon. (:45) ››› “Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work” (2010) ‘R’ (:15) Pride:The Gay and Lesbian Comedy Slam (CC) Bobby Slayton: Born to Be Bobby (Off Air) ››› “Outrageous!” (1977) ‘R’ (TMC) (5:30) “My Last Five Girlfriends”

THURSDAY EVENING JUNE 2, 2011

“The Juror” (1996, Suspense) Demi Moore, Alec Baldwin, Joseph Gordon-Levitt.

Fatal AttractionsConfessionsConfessionsBig CatBig Cat (BRAVO) Housewives/NYCHousewives/NYCHousewives/NYCHousewives/NYCHappensHousewives/NYCHappensHousewives/NYCHappensHousewives/NJHappensPaidPaidPaidPaidTop Chef Masters (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportWalt:The Man Behind the MythNuclear MeltdownMad MoneyWalt:The Man Behind the MythPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) John King, USA (N) In the Arena (N) Piers MorganAnderson Cooper 360 (N) (CC) Piers MorganAnderson CooperAnderson CooperPiers MorganBusiness TodayWorld One (N) American Morning (COM) DailyColbertSouth PkS. ParkSouth PkFturamaFturamaTosh.0DailyColbertTosh.0Tosh.0FturamaSunnyDailyColbertMacdonChapChapComedyPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) Deadliest CatchDeadliest CatchRiver Monsters (S) Swords: LifeDeadliest CatchRiver Monsters (S) Swords: LifeCounty Jail (CC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISN) WizardsShake ItMovieDeckShake ItGood WizardsWizardsHannahHannahWizardsWizardsSuiteSuitePhineasPhineasChugBabarOsoJungleLittleLittle (E!) E! News (N) E Spec.E Spec.E! SpecialPrettyPrettyChelseaE! NewsChelseaTBAThe ChelseaChelseaTo Be AnnouncedPaidPaidPaidPaidFlat AbsPaid

(AP) Life “Birds”(CC) Fatal AttractionsConfessionsConfessionsFatal

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(FSN) Due Twins MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Kansas City Royals. Twins Final ScrGame Twins MLB Baseball: Twins at Royals

(FX) Two Two ›› “X-Men:The Last Stand” (2006) ›› “X-Men:The Last Stand” (2006) › “John Tucker Must Die” (2006)

(GOLF)

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WifeMy WifeChrisChrisHomeHomeHomeHomeFull H’seFull H’se (SPIKE) Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) iMPACT Wrestling (N) (S) UFC Unleashed (S)

MANMANTrailersMANThe Shield (CC) EntouWays PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) Star Trek: NextStar Trek: NextStar Trek: NextStar Trek: NextStar Trek: NextStar Trek: NextStar Star MonsterMonster“The Hive” (2008) Tom Wopat. (CC) Early Edition (S) PaidPaid (TBN) GoodPottersBehindDavid J.to ReignY’r DayPraise the Lord (CC) Holy EvidJeffreyChangPraise the Lord (CC) BiblicalRonLuceTurning PointDr Wom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) › “Rush Hour 3” (2007, Action) Jackie Chan, Chris Tucker, Hiroyuki Sanada. Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S)

ConanLopez TonightConanLopez Tonight ›› “Disturbia” (2007, Suspense) Shia LaBeouf, David Morse, Sarah Roemer. MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:00) ›› “Thunder Road” (1958)

›› “Godzilla, King of the Monsters” (1956) (:45) ›› “Rodan” (1957) Kenji Sawara, Akihiko Hirata.

(:15) ›› “Ghidora, the Three-Headed Monster” (1965) Yosuke Natsuki.

› “Godzilla vs. Monster Zero” (1966) Nick Adams. (:45) ›› “Dinosaurus!” (1960) Ward Ramsey. (:15) ›› “The Valley of Gwangi” (1969) James Franciscus, Gila Golan. ›› “Don’t Make Waves” (1967) (TLC) Police WomenPolice WomenPolice WomenNY Ink (S) (CC)

Police WomenPolice WomenPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidHome Made (TNT) Bones (S) (CC) Bones (S) (CC) Bones (S) (CC) Bones (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) Franklin & BashCSI: NY “Rain”(S) HawthoRNe (CC) Cold Case (CC) ›› “Metro” (1997) Eddie Murphy. Angel (S) (CC) (TOON) GumballAdvenRegularMADKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChilAqua SquidbillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChilBooshSquidbillKing/HillKing/HillLooneyBen 10 (TRAV) Man v. Food (CC) Man v Man v FoodFoodOff Limits (CC)

Police WomenNY Ink (S) (CC)

nal Intent “Crazy” (VS) WEC WrekCageWorld-PokerWorld-PokerWEC WrekCageWorld-PokerWorld-PokerWorld Extreme CagefightingPaidPaidPaidLightPaidPaidPaidProstate (WGN-A) Funny VideosChrisChrisMotherMotherNews at NineScrubsScrubsSouth PkSouth PkEntouCurbEntouCurbPaidPaidStar Trek: NextFunny VideosPaidJ. Meyer

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“S.W.A.T.” (2003)

Treme (S) (CC) Treme Davis discovers new talent.

Treme “Feels Like Rain” (S) (CC)

Real Sex Xtra Katie Morgan ›› “X-Men Origins:Wolverine” (2009) Hugh Jackman. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

Cathouse (:20) ››› “Darkman” (1990) Liam Neeson.‘R’ (CC)

›› “The Weight of Water” (2000) Catherine McCormack. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Masterclass (S) “McHale’s Nvy” (MAX) (:15) ››› “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince” (2009, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)

›› “Terminator Salvation” (2009) Christian Bale. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

“Forbidden Science 2: Seductive Property” (2009) (CC) ›› “Fright Night Part 2” (1988) Roddy McDowall.‘R’

(:15) ››› “All the Real Girls” (2003, Romance) Paul Schneider. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) ›› “Jason’s Lyric” (1994, Drama) Allen Payne. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (SHOW) “Children of God” (2010) Johnny Ferro.‘NR’ (CC) Scenarios USA “Beyond Gay:The Politics of Pride” (2009) Ken Coolen. Pride Comedy Jam (iTV) (N) (S) (CC) ››› “The Reader” (2008, Drama) Kate Winslet, Ralph Fiennes. iTV. (S) ‘R’

(:35) ›› “Maze” (2000, Romance) Rob Morrow. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Beautiful Girls” (1996, Comedy) Timothy Hutton, Matt Dillon. iTV. (S) ‘R’ ›› “The Deal” (2005) Christian Slater.‘R’ (CC) (TMC) (5:35) “Harlem Hostel” (2010) ‘NR’

›› “No Good Deed” (2002) Samuel L. Jackson, Milla Jovovich. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

“Nobel Son” (2007, Suspense) Alan Rickman, Bryan Greenberg. (S) ‘R’

›› “Green Street 2: Stand Your Ground” (2009) (S) ‘NR’ (:35) “Extreme Movie” (2008) Michael Cera. (S) ‘R’

“Lord of the G-Strings” (2003) Misty Mundae.‘R’

›› “Who Is Cletis Tout?” (2001) Christian Slater. (S) ‘R’ (:05) ››› “Targets” (1968) ‘R’

“Seven Seconds”

“Titanic” (1997, Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet, Billy Zane. A woman falls for an artist aboard the ill-fated ship. (CC)

“Titanic” (1997, Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet, Billy Zane. A woman falls for an artist aboard the ill-fated ship. (CC)

(AMC) (4:00) ›› “Hidalgo” (2004) (CC)

› “Texas Rangers” (2001, Western) James Van Der Beek. Premiere. (CC)

›› “Marked for Death” (1990) Steven Seagal, Basil Wallace, Keith David. (CC)

›› “Deep Blue Sea” (1999, Science Fiction) Thomas Jane, Saffron Burrows. (CC)

› “The Hills Have Eyes 2” (2007) Michael McMillian, Jessica Stroup. (CC) › “Slaughter of the Vampires” (:45) Unsolved The Rifleman The Rifleman (AP)

Whale:After.Whale WarsWhale Wars (CC) Whale Wars (CC) Whale Wars (CC) Whale Wars (CC) Whale WarsWhale:After.Whale WarsWhale Wars (CC) Whale Wars (CC) Big CatBig Cat (BRAVO) (5:00) House (CC) House “Epic Fail” House (S) (CC) House (S) (CC) House (S) (CC) House House goes through detox. (S) DecoratorsPlatinum HitPaidPaidPaidPaidMillion Dollar List. (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportMexico’s Drug WarThe China Question (N) Mad MoneyThe China QuestionPaidPaidPaidPaidMad MoneySuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid (CNN) John King, USA (N) In the Arena (N) Piers MorganAnderson Cooper 360 (N) (CC) Piers MorganAnderson CooperAnderson CooperPiers MorganBusiness TodayPiers MorganSaturday Morn. (COM) DailyColbertTosh.0Tosh.0Sinbad:Where U Been?ComedyComedyComedySouth PkSouth PkKattSommore: Queen StandsThe Comedy Central RoastPaidPaidPaidPaid

(DISC) Dual Survival (S) Dual Survival (S) Dual Survival (N) BrothersBrothersDual Survival (S) Dual Survival (S) BrothersBrothersOut of Egypt (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(DISN) Good Good “Sharpay’s Fabulous Adventure” (CC) ANT Good Good Good Good SonnyWizardsShake ItGood ›› “Buffalo Dreams” (CC) MoversJungleLittleLittleChugManny (E!) E! News (N) Sex/CitySex/CityE! SpecialThe E Spec.ChelseaE! NewsChelseaTBAThe ChelseaChelseaTo Be AnnouncedPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(ESPN) College SoftballUpdateCollege SoftballSportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter

(ESPN2) Football Live NFL Live (N) BoxingBoxing Friday Night Fights. (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC) MMA Live (N) NFL Live (N) BoxingBoxingTyson’s Hits Mike Tyson’s Greatest Hits MMA Live AFL Premiership Football Collingwood vs. St. Kilda. (N) (Live)

(EWTN) Daily MassLife on the RockCampusRosaryLiving the LiturgyCatholicWomen Daily MassLife on the RockCampusDefendNFPChurchJoy MuSaintsA New TranslationOriginalQueen

(FAM) Funny VideosFunny VideosFunny VideosFunny VideosThe 700 ClubWhose?Whose?PaidPaidPaidPaidThe 700 ClubPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(FSN) UEFATwins MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Kansas City Royals. Twins Final ScrAction SportsMLB Baseball: Twins at Royals PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(FX) “Austin Powers” ››› “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” (2008) Jason Segel. ››› “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” (2008) Jason Segel. PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(GOLF) PGA Tour GolfPGA Tour Golf Memorial Tournament, Second Round. From Muirfield Village Golf Club in Dublin, Ohio. Golf Central LPGA Tour Golf ShopRite LPGA Classic, First Round. From Galloway, N.J. PGA Tour Golf Champions: Principal Charity Classic, First Round. PGA Tour GolfGolf Central Golf Central

(HGTV) HuntersHouseHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(HIST) Modern HistoryBrad MeltzerLee & GrantConspiracy? (CC) Brad Meltzer(12:01) Lee & Grant(:01) Conspiracy?PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(LIFE) PawnPawnReba (S) Reba (S) Reba (S) Reba (S) Reba (S) Reba (S) MotherMotherChrisChrisWillWillChrisPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidTriVitaPaidPaid (NICK) BrainiCarly (S) Big TimeVictoChrisChrisGeorgeGeorgeNannyNannyNannyNannyGeorgeGeorgeMy WifeMy WifeChrisChrisNannyNannyMattersMattersJimmyRugrats (SPIKE) RepoRepoRepoRepoRepoRepoRepoRepoCoal (S)

MANMAN › “Bangkok Dangerous” (2008) (S) MANMANPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) Haunted CollectorWWE Friday Night SmackDown! (N) (S) UrbanLegendsHaunted CollectorUrbanLegendsStargate SG-1 (S) Stargate SG-1 (S) › “Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2”DarksideDarksidePaidPaid (TBN) Sup.PottersBehindLindseyOsteento ReignPraise the Lord (CC) Life FoWinningClementChangCelebrityJourney of LightThe XtremeImpactStoriesStoryCherubPaha (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC)

››› “I Love You, Man” (2009, Comedy) Paul Rudd, Jason Segel. Premiere.

›› “Rock Star” (2001, Drama) Mark Wahlberg, Jennifer Aniston.

› “Saving Silverman” (2001, Comedy) Jason Biggs, Steve Zahn. (CC)

›› “Rock Star” (2001, Drama) Mark Wahlberg, Jennifer Aniston. MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM)

“Beachhead” Now Playing ›››› “Father of the Bride” (1950, Comedy) Spencer Tracy. (CC) (DVS)

››› “June Bride” (1948, Comedy) Bette Davis, Robert Montgomery. (CC)

››› “High Society” (1956) Bing Crosby, Grace Kelly. (CC) (DVS)

›› “Grizzly” (1976) Christopher George, Andrew Prine. (:45) › “Night of the Lepus” (1972, Horror) Stuart Whitman, Janet Leigh. Summer of ’63

›› “Kisses for Breakfast” (1941) (TLC) Say YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesMy Big Fat Gypsy Say YesSay YesMy Big Fat Gypsy Say YesSay YesSay YesSay YesPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT) Law & Order (S) ››› “Gran Torino” (2008) Clint Eastwood. (CC) ››› “Gran Torino” (2008) Clint Eastwood. (CC)

››› “The Green Mile” (1999, Drama) Tom Hanks. (CC) ››› “Exiled: A Law & Order Movie”Law & Order (S) (TOON) JusticeAdvenMADRegularKing-HillKing-HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidbillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidbillKing-HillKing-HillLooneyLooney (TRAV) Ghost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost- MomentGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost- MomentGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) TruTV Presents...TruTV Presents...Party HeatParty HeatForensicForensicThe InvestigatorsThe InvestigatorsThe InvestigatorsForensicForensicThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Sanford & Son All in the Family All in the Family All in the Family Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) (USA) NCIS “Driven”(S) (CC) NCIS A Marine on

Hockey Teams TBA.(N) (Live) HockeyWorld Extreme CagefightingWorld Extreme CagefightingPaidProstatePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (WGN-A) Funny VideosMLB Baseball Chicago Cubs at St. Louis Cardinals. (N) NewsScrubsSouth PkSouth PkEntouCurbEntouCurbPaidPaidStar Trek: NextFunny VideosSingsaPeople

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(HBO) (4:45) ››› “Duplicity” (2009) (CC) “Too Big to Fail” (2011) William Hurt. (S) (CC) Art of Getting Real Time With Bill Maher (N) (CC) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC)

› “Repo Men” (2010, Science Fiction) Jude Law, Forest Whitaker. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(12:55) ›› “Bad Boys II” (2003, Action) Martin Lawrence, Will Smith, Jordi Mollà. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:25) ›› “Taking Woodstock” (2009) Demetri Martin. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Swimfan” (S) (MAX) “Out of Sight” ›› “The Losers” (2010) Jeffrey Dean Morgan.‘PG-13’

(:10) ›› “Wild Things” (1998, Suspense) Kevin Bacon. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Femme Fatales “Bikini Time Machine” (2011, Adult) Premiere. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

(11:50) › “Cop Out” (2010) Bruce Willis. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:40) ›› “Blown Away” (1994, Suspense) Jeff Bridges. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:40) ››› “Gattaca” (1997, Science Fiction) Ethan Hawke. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “DiaryWimpy” (SHOW) (5:15) ›› “Everybody’s Fine” (CC)

›› “Youth in Revolt” (2009) Michael Cera.‘R’ (CC) › “Twelve” (2010) Chace Crawford. iTV Premiere.‘R’ (:05) “All American Orgy” (2009) Laura Silverman.‘R’ (:45) “Frat Party” (2009) Randy Wayne.‘R’(CC) (:15) “Hugh Hefner: Playboy, Activist and Rebel” (2009) Hugh M. Hefner. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Legally Brown Comics perform. (:45) ››› “The Times of Harvey Milk” (1984) ‘NR’ (TMC) (5:25) ›› “Trucker” (2008)

››› “The Road” (2009, Drama) Viggo Mortensen. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “The Hurt Locker” (2008, War) Jeremy Renner. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:10) ›› “Some Kind of Hero” (1982, Comedy) Richard Pryor.‘R’ (CC) “Busty Cops Go Hawaiian” (2009, Adult) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

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