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Virginia

Colored Mammy-"Ah wants a ticket fo' Ticket Agent-"What part of Virginia?"

Colored Mammy-"Fo' all ov Vi'ginia, huh a-settin' on dat suit case."

WHAT IS IT ALL ABOUT?

Vi'ginia."

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I would say that when from the human heart the cry goes up, "What iJ it att about ?" it is no true answer to look only at that part of experience which comes to us through certain sensory organs and reply: "It is about atoms and chaos, it is about a universe of fiery globes moving on to impending doom; it is about non-computed algebra;" but rather is it about a spirit in which truth has its shrine, with potentialities of self-fulfillment in its response to beauty and right.-Sir Arthur Eddington.

Sunshine

When a bit of sunshine hits ye

After passing through a cloud,

When a fit of laughter gits ye

And yer spine is feelin' proud,

Don't fergit to up and fling it

At a soul that's feelin' blue

For the moment that you sling it

It's a boomerang to you.

True Words

There is something in our legislative system that seems to prevent the various factors in industry from cooperating fully to preserve their investments and promote each other's best interest, and so there is need of tempering the competitive theory of trade with a cooperative spirit. for the -good of all concerned.-Matthew Woll, vice president of the American Federation of Labor.

Curing Atheism

"I can't marry John, Mother. He's an atheist and doesn't believe there is a Hell."

"Don't urorry. Marry him daughter, and between us we'll convince him that he's wrong."

Clipped

"\Mhen business to be goin of your ken.nel bark .A move a foot would business. Y got to to the dogs, come out the louder." two legs and never and push it along. So it up and push it along."

cquLDN'T KEEP UP

Two colored boys were having an argument about ghosts. Oq. bf them claimed to have seen a ghost as he passed the Qfftery the night before.

"Whut was\shere ghos'doin'when you las'seen him?" asked the doubting one.

"Jes' fallin'behin', mistah; fallin' behin' rapid."

I Shall Succeed

Though everything looks dark and drear I shall succeed.

Though failure's voice speaks in my ear I shall succeed.

I do not fear misfortune's blow

I tower with strength above each foe I stand erect because I lqrow I shall succeed.

Night swoops on me with blackest wings I shall succeed.

I see the stars that darkness brings I shall succeed.

No force on earth can make me cower

Because each moment and each hour I still affirm with strength and power I shall succeed.

Make no blood, and big plans. going to do word be order,

-Author Unknown. have ts ves

Make sons are stagger us. r watchbeauty.

-Daniel H. Burnham.