The Most Useless Job

Two niggers nret on the street in Houston one day, who hadn't seen each other fo,r a long time.

"Mosq whah you been, Ah ain't seen you fo de longest?" asked the first.

"Man," said the second, "Ah been livin at Galvestorg and ain't been up heah fo a long time cause mah job keeps me so doggoned busy."

"\lllhat kinda job you got?'" asked the first.

"Boy, Ah got th mros useless job in th whole world," replied the other.

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"Mos useless job in th world? Man, whut yo doin?', "Ahm workin at de lighthouse on Galveston point. At dishere lighthouse we got a big bell, an we got a big whistle, an we got a big light. An when the sto,m comes up, an th fog comes rollin in, th whistle bllows-Who-o-o o-and the bell rings-boom>boom-boom-and the light jes shines and shines but you know boy, it doan do rio good a-tall, cause th doggone fog it just comes rollin inyassah-it jus comes rollin in jus th same."

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