How To Kill Your Association

By Jach Dionne

1. Don't attend the meetings. If you do, come in late.

2. If you do attend a meeting, be sure and find fault with the officers and arrangement committee, and with the way things are done.

3. Never accept a job or work on a committee as it is easier to criticize than to do things.

+. If you are appointed on a committee, get sore and don't attend the committee meetings.

5. If asked by the Chairman to give your opinion about some important matter, be sure and state that you have nothing to say. After the session is over tell everyone just what you think about the entire subject.

6. Never do anything more than is absolutely necessary, and when other fellows roll up their sleeves and willingly and unselfishly use their time and ability to help matters along, be sure and raise a howl that the organization is run by a clique.

7. Hold back your dues just as long as possible, and only pay when you absolutely have to.

8. Never bother about getting in new members. Let George do it.