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Paint or Stucco?

Jason worked for a white gentleman who was conducting an economy campaign. So, when it became evident that the family car was sadly in need of a paint job, the gentleman decided to do it himself, and proceeded to give the old bus a regular oldrfashioned coat of paint. Then he made the mistake of leaving the garage door open so that the air could speed the drying process during the night.

But in the night the wind rose and kicked up quite a fuss, so that a liberal coating of sand and dust got well mixed in with the drying paint job. In the morning when

Talks On Plywood

Fred B. Smales, manager of the San Francisco branch of United States Plywood Corporation, was guest speaker at the regular meeting of the Financial Statisticians of San Francisco at Ifotel Alexander Hamilton, San Francisco, October 2. His subject was "Growing Uses for Plywood."

Jason was serving his boss the coffee, the gentleman said:

'Jason, did you notice my car this morning?"

Jason said: "Yassuh."

"Ah," said the boss. "And how does it look?"

Jason said: "Looks fine, Suh."

The boss said: "Does it really look fine?"

"Yassuh," said Jason. "Looks fine! In fack, Suh, dass about de mos' TALENTED JOB O' STUCCO I evah seed in my life !"

Steamer Hubert Schafer Sold

The steamer Hubert Schafer has been sold by Schafer Bros. Lumber & Shingle Co. to interests in Panama and has been transferred to Panamanian registry. Peter and Carl Schafer visited San Francisco in connection with the sale which was completed October 1.