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This Story is Fishtins Talk in Ensland

The traveling circus going overland from city to city in Scotland, lost a huge ape through disease. The carcass of the great, brown-haired beast was thrown alongside the road in a wooded district, and left there.

Along came two sharp-tongued Scots, McTavish and McPherson, saw the beast, and stopped to examine it most

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curiously. Said McTavish: "He's nae a MacPhairson fer th' MacPhairsons hae red hair." McPherson replied: "An' he's nae a MacTavish, fer th' MacTavishes are black as coal."

There was silence, then one of them said: "I'll tell ye. Let's gae up tae th' big hoose on th' hill an' ask th' rich MacGregor if his English butler's missin'."