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15 1 Happy New Year 2024 New Year's Resolutions

Martin Luther King Bridging Past Struggles with Current Challenges

As the clock strikes midnight on December 31st, people around the world engage in a time-honored tradition: making New Year's resolutions. These are personal commitments to improve various aspects of their lives in the coming year. While setting resolutions is a popular and well-intentioned practice, the statistics on their success and failures reveal some interesting and often surprising facts. According to research, around 60% of people make New Year's resolutions each year. It's a widespread practice that transcends borders and cultures. Common resolutions include getting fit, losing weight, quitting smoking, saving money, and spending more time with loved ones. These reflect a desire for selfimprovement and personal growth. January is the most popular month for setting resolutions, with the first day of the year being the prime time for goal setting. The freshness of a new year inspires many to commit to change. Unfortunately, many resolutions don't make it past the first few weeks. Research suggests that about 80% of New Year's resolutions fail by February. This phenomenon is often referred to as "Resolution Drop-off Day," which typically falls around January 19th. One of the primary reasons for resolution failures is a lack of willpower. It's challenging to sustain the initial enthusiasm and discipline required to make lasting changes. Those who set specific, achievable goals are more likely to succeed. Vague resolutions like "get fit" are less effective than concrete goals like "exercise three times a week for 30 minutes." Having a support system significantly increases the chances of success. Sharing your resolutions with friends or joining a group with similar goals can provide motivation and accountability...Cont'd pg 11

Martin Luther King Jr. is a name that resonates deeply in the hearts and minds of people around the world. He was not just a civil rights leader; he was a symbol of hope, justice, and the relentless pursuit of equality. As we commemorate his life and legacy, it is crucial to reflect on the importance of remembering the struggles and battles fought by this iconic figure and how they connect to the current challenges being faced worldwide and across the United States. Martin Luther King Jr. played a pivotal role in the American civil rights movement during the 1950s and 1960s. His nonviolent approach to civil disobedience and his powerful speeches, such as the famous "I Have a Dream" speech,

inspired millions and helped bring about significant changes in American society. He fought tirelessly against racial segregation, discrimination, and inequality, advocating for voting rights, desegregation, and economic justice. King's leadership was instrumental in the passing of key civil rights legislation, including the Civil Rights Act of 1964 and the Voting Rights Act of 1965. These laws aimed to dismantle systemic racism and ensure equal protection under the law for all Americans, regardless of their race. King's commitment to nonviolent resistance demonstrated the power of peaceful protest..Cont'd pg 4

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L I F E S T Y L E Setting Goals & Objectives - The main purpose? Samuel J. Roberts

The true purpose of setting goals in our life indeed goes beyond just achieving them; it extends to serving as motivating objectives that can profoundly impact personal growth and achievement. Owner/Publisher/Editor

Goals provide clarity and direction for individuals. When you have a clear objective in mind, you are more likely to focus your efforts and resources on achieving it. This sense of purpose can be highly motivating. The pursuit of goals can be inherently motivating. Setting challenging but attainable goals can inspire individuals to push their limits, work harder, and overcome obstacles. The desire to see progress and achieve milestones can be a powerful motivator. Goals offer a way to measure progress and success. When you set specific, measurable objectives, you can track your advancement, which can be motivating in itself. Seeing how far you've come can encourage you to keep going. Successfully achieving goals boosts self-efficacy, which is the belief in your ability to accomplish tasks and overcome challenges. As you achieve goals, your confidence grows, making you more motivated to take on new challenges. Sharing your goals with others or keeping yourself accountable through tracking and deadlines can increase motivation. Knowing that others are aware of your objectives or having a set time-frame to accomplish them can prevent procrastination and drive action. Without goals, individuals may lack a compelling reason to persevere in the face of setbacks. Having a clear objective in mind can provide the determination needed to keep going when challenges arise. Goals help individuals prioritize their efforts and allocate resources effectively. By focusing on specific objectives, people can avoid distractions and stay on course, increasing their chances of success. Achieving a goal often brings a sense of fulfillment and satisfaction. This positive emotional reward reinforces the motivation to set and pursue new goals, creating a cycle of personal growth and achievement. Goals can be part of a broader long-term vision for one's life. This vision provides a sense of purpose and direction, motivating individuals to work consistently toward their aspirations.

The true purpose of setting goals and objectives is not solely about achieving them but also about harnessing the motivating power they provide. Goals offer a sense of purpose, direction, and progress that can drive individuals to push their boundaries, develop new skills, and ultimately achieve greater personal and professional success. They serve as a roadmap for growth, inspiring continuous improvement and a sense of fulfillment along the way. Remember that the greatest journey, in the pursuit of your goals, starts with your first step. Additionally, you must be willing to ride the waves, the ups and downs, because the greatest pleasure, is not necessarily in achieving your goals but, will be found in the journey or the road traveled

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Martin Luther King Jr. - Bridging Past Struggles with Current Challenges...cont'd from pg 1 His strategies and principles continue to inspire activists and leaders worldwide, emphasizing the importance of peaceful dialogue and negotiation in the face of injustice. While significant progress has been made since the civil rights era, the world and the United States continue to face pressing challenges related to social justice, inequality, and human rights. Remembering Martin Luther King's struggles and the lessons learned from them can help guide our efforts to address these contemporary issues. The Black Lives Matter movement, sparked by the unjust killing of George Floyd and others, has brought renewed attention to racial injustice, police brutality, and systemic racism. King's fight against racial discrimination remains relevant today as communities strive for equal treatment and protection under the law. Recent efforts to restrict voting access in various states have raised concerns about voter suppression. King's advocacy for voting rights serves as a reminder of the importance of safeguarding the democratic process and ensuring that every citizen's voice is heard.

Economic disparities persist in the United States and worldwide. King's emphasis on economic justice and his call for fair wages and opportunities for all resonate with ongoing discussions about income inequality and workers' rights. In an era marked by political polarization and social unrest, King's commitment to nonviolent protest offers a valuable lesson. Peaceful activism and dialogue can help bridge divides and bring about positive change. Martin Luther King Jr.'s legacy is a beacon of hope and a reminder of the power of activism, unity, and perseverance in the face of adversity. As we remember his struggles and battles, we must also recognize the connections between the past and the present. The challenges of racial injustice, voting rights, economic inequality, and the need for peaceful protest continue to shape our world. By drawing inspiration from King's teachings, we can work together to build a more just, equitable, and inclusive society for all, both in the United States and around the globe.

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Health and Fitness for All Ages The Timeless Importance of Diet, Exercise, and Wellness

Living a healthy life is a universal aspiration that transcends age boundaries. Regardless of whether you're in your teens or well into your golden years, the significance of diet, exercise, and maintaining a healthy lifestyle remains paramount. In this article, we'll explore why these factors are crucial at all stages of life and how they contribute to overall well-being and longevity. A well-balanced diet is the cornerstone of good health throughout one's lifetime. As infants, we rely on proper nutrition for growth and development. In childhood and adolescence, the right nutrients support cognitive function, bone health, and a strong immune system. In adulthood, a healthy diet helps maintain an ideal weight, reduces the risk of chronic diseases, and promotes vitality. Physical activity is not just for the young and the athletic; it's essential for everyone. Regular exercise maintains muscle mass, bone density, and cardiovascular health. It also reduces the risk of age-related conditions like osteoporosis and cognitive decline. Even light activities like walking and stretching offer substantial benefits. Weight management is a crucial aspect of a healthy lifestyle. Excess weight can lead to various health problems, including heart disease, diabetes, and joint issues. Regardless of age, maintaining a healthy weight through diet and exercise supports overall health and longevity. Starting healthy habits at a young age sets the stage for a lifetime of well-being. Adolescents who prioritize nutrition and exercise tend to develop stronger bones, healthier hearts, and lower risks of chronic diseases as they age. These habits also boost self-esteem and body confidence. For children and teens, proper nutrition and regular physical activity are essential for cognitive development. Nutrients like omega-3 fatty acids and antioxidants support brain function and can enhance memory, focus, and problem-solving skills. Exercise also stimulates the release of hormones that promote a positive mood and reduce stress.

As adults, the choices we make in terms of diet and exercise have a profound impact on our health. A diet rich in fruits, vegetables, whole grains, and lean proteins can help prevent conditions like heart disease, diabetes, and certain cancers. Regular exercise further reduces the risk of these chronic diseases, leading to a longer and healthier life. The demands of adult life can be stressful. Diet and exercise provide effective tools for stress management. Nutrient-rich foods and physical activity release endorphins, which reduce stress and improve mood. Practicing mindfulness and relaxation techniques can also enhance mental well-being. Maintaining a healthy weight becomes more challenging as metabolism naturally slows down with age. A balanced diet and consistent exercise help regulate weight and boost energy levels, allowing adults to remain active and engaged in their daily lives. In the senior years, a healthy lifestyle is vital for maintaining independence and quality of life. A nutritious diet supports bone health, reducing the risk of fractures, while exercise enhances balance and mobility, preventing falls and injuries. Diet and exercise play a crucial role in preserving cognitive function in older adults. Foods rich in antioxidants and omega-3 fatty acids protect against cognitive decline, while physical activity increases blood flow to the brain, improving memory and cognitive abilities. For seniors dealing with chronic conditions like hypertension, arthritis, or diabetes, diet and exercise can help manage symptoms and improve overall health. Medication alone may not be enough, and a holistic approach to wellness is often necessary. The importance of diet, exercise, and living a healthy lifestyle transcends age. Whether you're young, in adulthood, or a senior, these factors are essential for overall well-being, longevity, and a higher quality of life. By making informed choices about nutrition, incorporating regular physical activity, and embracing wellness practices, individuals of all ages can enjoy the benefits of a healthier and more fulfilling life. Remember, it's never too early or too late to prioritize your health and well-being.

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Beenie Man Among 2023 Reggae Grammy Nominees In 2023, Beenie Man experienced a career resurgence, earning a Grammy nomination for Best Reggae Album with "Simma." This marks his second Grammy nomination, having won in 2001 for "Art And Life." Buju Banton, also aiming for a second win, previously won in 2011 for "Before The Dawn." Burning Spear, at 78 years old, received his 13th nomination and hopes to secure his third win, following victories in 2000 and 2009. "Simma," released in August, features collaborations with artists like Shaggy, Sean Paul, Busy Signal, Stonebwoy, and Giggs, showcasing a fusion of dancehall, Afrobeats, and hip hop. Beenie Man expressed the versatility of his music, emphasizing the lasting impact of good music. This recognition comes alongside the certification of his 1997 hit song, "Who Am I," as gold. Collie Buddz, known for "Come Around," earned his first Best Reggae Album nomination, marking a milestone in his career. Reggae's inclusion in the Grammy awards began in 1985, and it continues to evolve, recognizing diverse talents within the genre, including Kabaka Pyramid's win in 2023 for "The Kalling." The Chinese Lunar New Year, also known as the Spring Festival, is a joyous and culturally significant holiday celebrated by billions worldwide. It marks the beginning of the lunar calendar and typically falls between January 21 and February 20. This vibrant and colorful festival is steeped in tradition, featuring dragon and lion dances, fireworks, family reunions, and the exchange of red envelopes containing money for good luck. Each year is associated with an animal sign from the Chinese zodiac, adding an element of symbolism and fortunetelling. The Lunar New Year embodies themes of renewal, hope, and the strengthening of family bonds, making it a cherished and widely celebrated occasion.

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The Caribbean American Passport & Orlando Carnival at the Pop-Tarts Bowl and Cheez-It Citrus Bowl The Caribbean-American community in the United States is navigating a complex and evolving cultural landscape, marked by a delicate balancing act between preserving their rich heritage and embracing the blended cultures of the next generations born and raised in the American environment. This challenge is emblematic of the broader immigrant experience and raises essential questions about identity, tradition, and adaptation. First-generation Caribbean Americans arrive in the United States with a deep connection to their home countries' customs, languages, and values. They often face the struggle of preserving these traditions while adjusting to a new way of life. This generation serves as the cultural bridge, passing down their heritage to their children.

We believe in bring our cultures to events like the PopTarts Bowl and the Cheez-It Citrus Bowl to serve as a bridge for, not just our younger generations to embrace, but also as a bridge for our brothers and sisters who have never experienced our Caribbean cultures to cross over and experience. These opportunities provide spaces for generations to come together, share experiences, and celebrate their roots. These gatherings serve as reminders of the importance of preserving one's cultural heritage while embracing the evolving identities of Caribbean Americans.

For the second and third generations, the cultural landscape becomes more intricate. Born and raised in the United States, they grow up exposed to a blend of Caribbean and American influences. They may speak English at home, but Caribbean languages, like Spanish, Creole, or Patois, may still be spoken among family members. The challenge for these generations lies in maintaining a strong connection to their roots, including food, music, and customs, while also navigating the American cultural mainstream. Examples in the world of cultural sports; the average Caribbean person grows-up being exposed to sports like Cricket, Football/Soccer, Field Hockey, and Rugby, while luckily Basketball is Basketball regardless of where you're from. However, while families try their best to hold on to their ancestral cultures with Carnivals, Jerk Fetivals, Holi Festival, Diwali Festivals and others, sports heritage is a greater challenge. One of the pivotal aspects of this challenge is the question of identity. Younger Caribbean Americans often grapple with questions like "What does it mean to be Caribbean American?" and "How do I fit into both cultures?" There can be a sense of belonging to two worlds, which can be enriching but also create a sense of cultural tension. However, it's important to recognize that embracing a blended identity can be an incredible strength. It allows individuals to draw from the best of both worlds, fostering a sense of cultural richness, adaptability, and global perspective. It also enables them to contribute to the diverse fabric of American society, sharing their unique cultural traditions and perspectives. Community organizations, like the Caribbean American Passport Multicultural Initiative, the Orlando Carnival Downtown embrace the challenge of blending the cultures on every platform possible. We recognize that the younger generations face or embrace their new home with the same passion that their parents and grand-parents try to hold on to their childhood traditions or cultural traditions. We recognize that true growth and understanding can only come from embracing the beautiful diversity and opportunity that life in Central Florida provides.

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A celebration of cultural diversity, and the rich heritage of college football and Caribbean Carnival 8

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Supporting Orlando City and International Matches Soccer, often referred to as the "beautiful game," has a unique ability to bring people from all walks of life together. It transcends boundaries, languages, and cultures, uniting fans in the pursuit of a common goal: supporting their teams. In Orlando, the passion for soccer is palpable, and it's not limited to just local teams. The upcoming clash at Exploria Stadium between Orlando City Soccer and Brazil's Flamengo football club is a perfect example of the magic that happens when local and international soccer converge. Orlando City Soccer represents more than just a sports team; it embodies the spirit of the city and its residents. Supporting our local soccer team is a way of celebrating our pride in Orlando. When we attend matches and cheer for the Lions, we are not just spectators; we become part of a larger community that shares a deep connection with the team. The vibrant atmosphere at Exploria Stadium during Orlando City matches is a testament to the unwavering support of the fans. Soccer matches have a unique ability to foster a sense of belonging and unity among fans. By coming out to support Orlando City, we contribute to the creation of a stronger and more tightly-knit community. Sharing the highs and lows of a game with fellow supporters can lead to lasting friendships and a stronger bond with our city.

When international teams like Brazil's Flamengo come to Orlando to play, it offers a unique opportunity to showcase our city on the global stage. These matches attract soccer enthusiasts from around the world and put Orlando on the map as a premier destination for soccer. It also fosters cultural exchange as fans from different countries come together to enjoy the sport they love. Watching international teams play in our city gives local fans a chance to witness world-class soccer up close. Brazil's Flamengo, with its rich history and talented players, promises an exciting and thrilling match. Being part of the audience during such games allows us to appreciate the skill and dedication of these athletes. Supporting Orlando City Soccer let's come together, don our purple and gold, and make our voices heard in the stands, showing our unwavering support for our local team and welcoming international soccer with open arms. In doing so, we continue to write the story of soccer in Orlando, a story that's rich in passion, unity, and the joy of the beautiful game. Our attendance at these games pave the way for bigger team, larger competitions and greater opportunity for our home City of Orlando.

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Drug Policies, Testing Methods Adapt to Growth in Cannabis Use Editor's Note: This commentary is provided by the Medical Marijuana Education and Research Initiative (MMERI) of Florida A&M University Consider this hypothetical scenario: Two weeks ago, during a vacation in California, you lawfully purchased and consumed marijuana intended for adult use. But now you are back at work in Florida, where recreational cannabis remains illegal, and you have been chosen for a random drug test by your employer. It is highly likely that your past marijuana usage, although legal at the time, would be detected by urine and hair follicle tests. A urine analysis can find traces of tetrahydrocannabinol (THC), the psychoactive component in cannabis, for up to 30 days following marijuana consumption, while a hair follicle sample offers up to 90 days of potentially incriminating evidence. If your employer has a strict drug-free workplace policy, you could be fired regardless of the circumstances. The same consequence could happen even if you had legally used low-THC medical cannabis because employees with Florida medical marijuana cards are not protected by state law.

A particularly daring method used to cheat a urine test involves obtaining a urine sample from a non-user. According to drug testing expert Zathan Boutan, employees whose job roles pose safety risks, such as those working in law enforcement and transportation, are often subject to random drug testing as a condition of employment, unlike employees in desk-bound positions. “Oral fluid is one of the newer methodologies, and it goes back a day, possibly two if you're a heavy user,” says Kelly Dobbins, who has 25 years of experience in administering drug and alcohol tests for public and private employers, courts and the federal government. “Oral fluid is one of the newer methodologies, and it goes back a day, possibly two if you're a heavy user,” says Kelly Dobbins, who has 25 years of experience in administering drug and alcohol tests for public and private employers, courts and the federal government.

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Happy New Year 2024 - New Year's Resolutions Successful resolutions often involve creating new habits. Research indicates that it takes an average of 66 days to form a new habit, not the commonly cited 21 days. While many resolutions may fail initially, it's essential to remember that failure is not the end. People who experience setbacks can regroup and try again, learning from their past attempts. Some individuals opt for alternative approaches to resolutions, such as choosing a single word or theme for the year, focusing on gratitude, or setting quarterly goals. These alternatives can be more flexible and sustainable.

Celebrities often share their New Year's resolutions with the public. Their goals can range from professional achievements to personal growth, providing inspiration and setting trends for others. New Year's resolutions are a widespread and wellintentioned tradition, but they come with their own set of challenges. While many resolutions don't make it past the initial enthusiasm, understanding the factors that contribute to success or failure can help individuals set more achievable goals and increase their chances of making positive changes in their lives. Whether you stick to your resolutions or not, the act of setting them can be a valuable opportunity for self-reflection and personal growth.

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Laparkan Global Freight & Logistics Solutions - The Legacy In 1983, three visionary Guyanese individuals – John La Rose, Terrence Pariaug, and Glen Khan – recognized a pressing need within the West Indian diaspora. Many West Indians were living overseas in places like the United States of America, Canada, and the UK, and they yearned to maintain strong connections with their families and friends back in their Caribbean homelands, including Guyana. However, there was a significant challenge in sending supplies, gifts, and various items to their loved ones 'back home.' It was in response to this need that LAPARKAN was born, taking its name from the last names of the three enterprising entrepreneurs. LAPARKAN set up its first office in Toronto, Canada, during the summer of 1983. Word of their services quickly spread throughout the Caribbean diaspora, and soon, there was a growing demand for LAPARKAN offices in other locations. Through unwavering determination and a laser-focused approach, LAPARKAN established offices in key areas, including Guyana, New York, Miami, and the United Kingdom. The overseas communities embraced their services wholeheartedly, and within just six years, LAPARKAN had expanded further, opening additional offices and agencies in Trinidad & Tobago, Jamaica, and Barbados.

LAPARKAN's unique blend of knowledge, expertise, and adaptability is deeply rooted in its foundation and structure, enabling it to offer unparalleled service and products. Their commitment to ensuring total customer satisfaction and

making a positive impact on the lives of its customers, employees, and the communities it serves remains steadfast. LAPARKAN stands ready to continue serving the Caribbean today while preparing for the challenges of tomorrow. As LAPARKAN approaches its 40th year of dedicated service to the Caribbean, it is well-prepared to navigate the ever-evolving global trading landscape. The company has invested in state-ofthe-art technology, including the Laparkan Freight Management System (LFMS), established call centers, and a modern 160,000 square-foot warehouse and offices in Miami. These efforts underscore LAPARKAN's commitment to effectively and efficiently serve its growing customer base. The heart and soul of LAPARKAN are its 802 dedicated employees across North America and the Caribbean. They share a common philosophy - "We Make the Difference!" This shared commitment to excellence and service drives LAPARKAN forward, pushing the company beyond expectations as it continues to connect families across generations, yesterday, today, and tomorrow. LAPARKAN's journey is a testament to the vision and dedication of its founders, its unwavering commitment to serving the Caribbean diaspora, and its adaptability in the face of evolving challenges. It continues to be a pillar of support for families, businesses, and communities, bridging the gap between the Caribbean and the rest of the world.

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Trump and the Follow Suit

By Tony Deyal

Friends. Thank those who were helping me out last night to deal with the person who was so upset with who or what he is that he tried to be me. It didn't last long. So knowing the way FB works and they might not have access to my post today, I have added you with my thanks for your help. Tony. Jamaicans say, “Sometimes yuh affi tek bad things mek joke.” This translates into “We are always joking and having a good laugh over any bad situation.” Political jokes are like that, and the reason I stay far from them is that they all get elected. When that happens, you find yourself on spit street. In other words, it is better to be discreet than talk sheet. Staying with Jamaica, one of the Jamaica Gleaner readers was astonished by the present prime minister, Andrew Holness, saying that crime is beyond what the country can handle. However, he showed what he could handle with his supporters. After a country trip, he was quoted as saying, “Mi go a one place call Mosquito Hole; and when mi leave deh suh, mi go a Big Wood, and den Long Wood, and more places with all kind a wood …” This is why so many Jamaicans remember the past leaders, especially Alexander Bustamante and the joke about the Montego Bay riot. The story is that, when this was happening, ‘Busta’ tried to summon his police chief to bring him some help and a weapon. The phone connection was bad and ‘Busta’ had to speak slowly and spell out what he wanted. “Bring a gun! You hear me, a gun. You still can’t hear me? GUN. G as in Jesus, U as in Europe, and N as in pneumonia.” I thought of this as I followed the funeral of former Prime Minister Basdeo Panday and this week’s “courting” of Donald Trump. I link these two together for my own convenience and yours. It is based on what Mr Panday replied when asked if his link with other parties for an election wasn’t “a marriage of convenience” In his usual insouciant smile, Panday replied, “Aren’t all marriages?” Donald Trump had three marriages and the joke about the present wife, Melania, is the question, “What does she see in her husband?” A truckload of money, high cholesterol and COVID-19. There are a lot more like, “What do you call a Trump supporter who doesn’t believe in democracy?” A patriot. “If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?” The Trump Card. Among the others are, “What does Donald Trump say when he can’t find his Viagra?” The erection is rigged! Why did Trump cross the road? To get to the Russian side. Then, my favourite two: When as his car passed on the streets and people applauded and shouted, “Well done!”, Trump asked his driver, “God, what did you tell them?” The driver replied, “I’m President Donald Trump’s driver and I just killed the pig.” The one I like best is, “A Russian spy, a sexual predator and a billionaire walk into a bar. The bartender asked, “What can I get you, Mr President?”

called him ‘Silent Cal’. One time at a party, a woman approached him and said, “I have a bet with one of the other guests that I could get three words out of you.” Coolidge replied, “You lose.”

Headlines Delivered to Your Inbox Sign up for The Gleaner’s morning and evening newsletters. This is very much like the story about tough, old Generalissimo Franco who lingered on, clinging to life and power. Rumours of his death were rife but wrong. He hung on, testing the patience of the nation and his successor, Prince Juan Carlos. Finally, one evening after attending to Franco as usual, the doctor came out and said to the prince, “Your Majesty, I have good news and bad news, which one do you want first?” “I can do with some good news,” the prince responded. The doctor said, “Congratulations, you are now in charge. General Franco is dead.” “And what is the bad news,” asked Juan Carlos. “The bad news,” said the doctor, “is that you will have to tell him yourself.” In my case, having worked for three Trinidad and Tobago prime ministers and helping others in the region, I stick with the American humorist and social commentator Will Rogers, who claimed, “I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.” Another, journalist Doug Larson, insisted, “Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.” When I was based in the office of our first prime minister, Dr Eric Williams, my office was just below ground level. One day, a youngster came and rested his bicycle on the huge tree in the yard and was about to leave it there when a police guard stopped him, “Listen. Today is Cabinet day and just now the ministers will be here right where you put your bike. The Honourable Mr George Chambers will come early. The Honourable Mr A.N.R. Robinson will be here very soon. The Honourable Mr Mahabir, too …” The boy stopped the policeman from continuing by saying, “In that case, and those people, I better move my bike, yes!” This also made me remember Dr Williams and his determination that he didn’t want anything in his name after his death. Of course, that did not happen and even now there are suggestions about using his name in a similar vein. The one question few people ask is how Dr. Williams feels about this. One of his closest friends was John O’Halloran, who was able to get away with crimes that many other people have done major jail time for. When John O’Halloran finally reached the Pearly Gates, he asked St Peter if he could talk to his old friend, boss and ally, Eric Williams. St Peter was not very helpful, “Listen, there are a lot of Eric Williams up here and some due over the next few years. I need more information than that.” Johnny O thought a bit and then said, “We used to call him Bill.” St Peter was impatient, “Look man, we have thousands of people named Bill Williams up here, is there anything else you can tell me about him?” Johnny O had a flash of inspiration, “Well, he once told me, if they ignored his wish and named anything after him, he would turn over in his grave.” “Oh,” St Peter said triumphantly, “you mean ‘Revolving Bill’?”

‘SEX TAPES’ One of the recent stories about another president, Bill Clinton, was that he, Prince Andrew and Sir Richard Branson were in the ‘sex tapes’ of billionaire Jeffrey Epstein. It reminded me of when Clinton, George Bush and George Washington were on a sinking ship. As the boat started to go under, Washington heroically shouted, “Save the women!” George Bush was historical and scared. He made it clear what he felt was the right thing to do and shouted, “Screw the women.” And Clinton asked excitedly, “Do we have time?” When Clinton Tony Deyal was seen reading about the lawsuit against Trump was asked what he thought about foreign affairs, he replied, “I by film actress Stormy Daniels. She claims he called her a liar. don’t know. I never had one”. Most of my American friends She said, “He can’t screw with me like this, at least not again.” believe that both Clinton and Trump should have learnt an important lesson from one of the earlier presidents, Calvin Coolidge, who was famous for being so taciturn that they