Caribbean American Passport News Magazine - March 2024

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Seasons of Renewal

Ramadan, Easter and Passover

As spring blooms with new life and vitality, it also brings with it three significant religious observances—Ramadan, Easter, and Passover. Each of these sacred seasons holds profound significance for millions of people around the world, representing themes of renewal, redemption, and liberation. Despite arising from different religious traditions, these observances share common threads of spiritual reflection, community, and hope. Let's explore the rich tapestry of Ramadan, Easter, and Passover, andthetimelessmessagestheyimpart.

Ramadan is the holiest month in Islam, observed by Muslims worldwide as a periodof fasting, prayer, reflection, and community. Lasting for 29 or 30 days, it commemorates the revelation of the Quran to Prophet Muhammad. During Ramadan, Muslims fast from dawn until sunset, abstaining from food, drink, smoking, and other physical needs. Fasting is seen as an act of selfdiscipline, spiritual purification, and empathyforthelessfortunate.It'salsoatime for increased prayer, Quranic recitation, and acts of charity. Ramadan culminates in Eid al-Fitr, a joyous festival marking the end of fasting,characterizedbyfeasting,prayer,and theexchangeofgifts.

Easter is the most significant event in the Christian calendar, celebrating the resurrectionofJesusChristfromthedead,as described in the New Testament. It symbolizes victory over sin and death, offering believers hope and redemption. The Easter season begins with Lent, a period of 40 days of fasting, prayer, and reflection, culminating in Holy Week — a solemn commemoration of Jesus' crucifixion and resurrection....Cont'd on pg 4

Women's History Month

Honoring Trailblazers, Inspiring Change

March isn't just any month—it's a time dedicated to celebrating the extraordinary contributions, achievements, and resilience of women throughout history. Recognized as Women's History Month, this annual observance provides a platform to honor the trailblazers who shattered barriers, challenged stereotypes, and paved the way for progress. It's a time to reflect on the past, celebrate the present, and inspire future generations to continue the fight for genderequality

Women's History Month offers an opportunity to shine a spotlight on the countless women who have made significant impacts in various fields and industries. From civil rights activists like Rosa Parks and Malala Yousafzai to scientists like Marie Curie and Rosalind Franklin, womenhavebeenattheforefrontof social change, scientific breakthroughs, and cultural advancements.

Their stories serve as inspiration and reminders of the immense potential and resilience of women everywhere.

It's essential to recognize that women's experiences and contributions are diverse and intersectional. Women of different races, ethnicities, sexual orientations, abilities, and backgrounds have unique perspectives and challenges. Women's History Month provides an opportunity to highlight the achievements of women from marginalized communities who have often been overlooked or underrepresented in mainstream narratives. By acknowledging the diversity within the women's rights movement, we ensure that all voices are heard and all experiences are valued.

Women's History Month is not only about looking back at the accomplishments of the past - cont'd pg 4

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Unveiling the Hypocrisy: First World Criticism vs. Third World Development

Intheglobaldiscourseonenvironmental conservation and sustainable development, a glaring double standard often emerges. Developed first world countries, heralded as champions of environmental protection, frequently chastise and attempt to restrict the developmental strides of third world nations. While ostensibly advocating for ecological preservation, their actions often reveal a hypocritical stance that undermines the very principles they claimtouphold.

At the heart of this issue lies a complex interplay of historical context, economic interests, and power dynamics. Developed nations, having already exploited their natural resources to fuel industrialization and economic growth, now advocate for stringentenvironmentalregulationsandemissionsreductions. While these measures are undoubtedly crucial for the planet's well-being, the insistence on imposing similar standards on developing nations betrays a fundamental disregard for their uniquechallengesandaspirations.

One of the most glaring examples of this hypocrisy is the debate surrounding carbon emissions. Developed countries, whichaccountforthelion'sshareofhistoricalemissions,often pressure developing nations to curtail their carbon output without acknowledging the vast disparities in per capita emissions. While it is essential for all countries to transition to cleaner energy sources, imposing strict emission targets on developing nations can impede their ability to lift their populations out of poverty and achieve sustainable development.

Furthermore, the imposition of environmental restrictions by developed nations can perpetuate a cycle of dependency and hinder the self-determination of third world countries. By tyingaidandinvestmenttostringentenvironmentalstandards, developed nations effectively dictate the terms of development, depriving developing nations of the autonomy to pursue their ownpathtoprosperity.

Moreover, the criticism leveled at third world countries often fails to acknowledge the systemic inequalities perpetuated by the global economic order. Developed nations have long benefitted from exploiting cheap labor and abundant natural resources in the Global South, yet they now seek to deny these same opportunities to developing nations in the name of environmental protection. This selective amnesia conveniently absolves developed nations of their historical responsibility for environmental degradation while placing the burden of mitigation squarely on the shoulders of those least equipped to bearit.

It is imperative to recognize that environmental preservation and equitable development are not mutually exclusive goals. Rather than imposing one-size-fits-all solutions, developed nations should work collaboratively with developing countries to address the root causes of environmental degradation while respecting their right to self-determination. This entails providing technological assistance, financial support, and capacity-building initiatives that empower developing nations to pursue sustainabledevelopmentontheirownterms.

Furthermore, developed nations must lead by example by implementing ambitious emissions reduction targets and transitioning to renewable energy sources. Only by demonstrating a genuine commitment to environmental stewardship can they credibly advocate for similar actions fromtheircounterpartsintheGlobalSouth.

the hypocrisy of developed first world countries in criticizing and attempting to restrict the development of third world nations based on environmental concerns is a stark reminder of the underlying power dynamics and systemicinequalitiesthatpervadetheglobalstage.Genuine progress towards environmental sustainability necessitates a paradigm shift away from paternalistic approaches towards collaboration, solidarity, and mutual respect among nations, regardless of their stage of development. Only then can we truly aspire to create a more just and sustainableworldforfuturegenerations.

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Seasons of Renewal

Ramadan, Easter and Passover.cont'd from page 1

Easter Sunday is a joyous occasion, marked by church services, feasting, and gatherings with family and friends. It representsthepromiseofnewlife,forgiveness,andspiritual rebirth.

Passover, or Pesach, is a major Jewish holiday commemorating the liberation of the Israelites from slavery in ancient Egypt, as narrated in the Book of Exodus. It lasts for seven or eight days, during which Jews observe various rituals and traditions, including the retelling of the Exodus story,theSedermeal,andtheprohibitionofleavenedbread. Passover is a time for reflection on themes of freedom, redemption, and the enduring covenant between God and theJewishpeople.Itservesasareminderoftheresilienceof the Jewish spirit and the pursuit of justice and righteousness.

Despite their distinct religious origins, Ramadan, Easter, andPassovershareseveralcommonthemesandsymbols:

Renewal and Rebirth: All three observances herald the arrival of spring and the promise of new beginnings. They symbolizespiritualrenewal,liberationfromoppression,and thetriumphoflightoverdarkness.

Sacrifice and Redemption: Each observance involves acts of sacrifice and redemption—whether through fasting, prayer, or the retelling of sacred narratives. They remind believers of the importance of humility, repentance, and the possibilityoftransformation.

Community and Connection: Ramadan, Easter, and Passover are times for coming together with family, friends, and community. They emphasize the bonds of kinship, fellowship, and solidarity that unite believers across generationsandcultures.

As we celebrate the seasons of Ramadan, Easter, and Passover, let us embrace the universal messages of renewal, redemption, and liberation they offer. May these sacred observances inspire us to cultivate compassion, empathy, and gratitude in our lives and communities. And may they serve as reminders of the enduring human quest for meaning,connection,andspiritualfulfillment.

Women's History Month 2024

Honoring Trailblazers Inspiring Change..cont'd from page 1

but also about inspiring change in the present and future. It's a call to action to continue advocating for gender equality, challenging stereotypes, and breaking down barriers that hold women back. Whether it's advocating for equal pay, promoting women's leadership, or supportinginitiativesthatempowerwomenandgirls,each of us has a role to play in creating a more equitable and inclusivesociety.

One of the most significant benefits of Women's History Month is its role in education and empowerment. By learning about the achievements and struggles of women throughout history, we gain a deeper understanding of the ongoing fight for gender equality. Women's History Month provides an opportunity to educate young people about the contributions of women and inspire them to pursue their passions and dreams, regardless of gender normsorsocietalexpectations.

As we celebrate Women's History Month, let us take the timetohonortheremarkablewomenwhohaveshapedour world and continue to inspire us today. Let us recognize the importance of diversity and intersectionality in the women's rights movement and commit ourselves to amplifying the voices of all women, especially those from marginalized communities. Together, let us work towards a future where every woman has the opportunity to thrive, andwheregenderequalityisnotjustadream,butareality.

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Stanley Campbell - From Liberty City to US Senate

Diving into the heart of Florida is like embarking on a global journey within a single state. From the vibrant Cuban beats pulsating through Miami's streets to the laid-back, eclectic vibes of the Keys, each region of Florida tells its own unique story. In Broward, the air thrums with the rich tapestry of Caribbean rhythms, while Miami Beach glows under the warm embrace of its Jewish communities, each adding their distinct hue to Florida's colorful mosaic.

Venture into the state's core, and you'll find rural farmers whose hands shape the land, crafting the backbone of Florida's lush interior. Across the state, the Divine 9 communities pulsate with a spirit of unity and history, their voices a vital thread in the state's vibrant quilt. Central Florida opens its arms to the dynamic Puerto Rican communities, weaving new patterns into the state's fabric with every passing day.

As we meander through the picturesque trails of Ocala, the elegance of the equestrian communities gallops alongside us, a testament to Florida's diverse interests and passions. From the serene beachfronts that cradle the state's edges to the opulent enclaves of West Palm Beach, each area offers a glimpse into the myriad lifestyles that flourish under the Floridian sun.

Not to be overlooked, the spirited seniors of The Villages and the ambitious college students dotting the state from coast to coast inject an unmatched vibrancy into the community tapestry. And as we reach the Florida-Georgia line, the diversity of the state only deepens, a reminder that Florida is truly a world unto itself.

deserves nothing less. It's a call to preserve the balance, to protect the rich tapestry of life that makes Florida uniquely captivating. It's a call to action for all of us who know and love Florida in all its complexity and wonder. If ya’ll can’t tell that I love Florida… let me tell you clearly…I love this state with, it’s complexities, layers and all of the different people in it. And, when I met the Campbells and realized they were ready to change paths to wade into the uncomfortable life of the political arena to fight for this state… I contained my excitement and watched and listened and I have to tell you guys about them!

Stanley Campbell: The Quintessential Florida Man

Leading with Heart and Innovation

In a state as diverse and complex as Florida, finding a leader who embodies the spirit of its people is no small feat. Yet, inStanley Campbell, it seems we have found just that person. After spending weeks traveling with him and delving deep into his life and achievements, it's clear that Campbell is not just another "Florida Man" caricature; he is a testament to what it means to be genuinely Floridianfree, multifaceted, and passionately committed to the state's welfare.

A Life of Service and Trailblazing Achievements

Campbell's professional achievements are vast and varied. A Sigma brother and tech guru, his firm has been instrumental in stopping over half a trillion dollars in Medicare fraud penalties. Such accomplishments not only highlight Campbell's brilliance in the realm of big data and predictive analytics but also underscore his unwavering dedication to the public good.

In Florida, the spectrum of humanity is on full display — from those with edges as rough as the coral reefs to individuals as sleek and formidable as a prowling shark. This is a land where cultures collide and blend, creating a rich, dynamic story that those of us who call Florida home cherish deeply. We embody the so-called "Florida Man" in all his complexity and resilience, each of us carrying a piece of this state's indomitable spirit.

Yet, it's perhaps his decision to purchase and revitalize Martin Downs Country Club that most vividly showcases his love for community and heritage. In taking on this project, Campbell has demonstrated a commitment to preserving a piece of Florida's storied past while ensuring it remains a vibrant part of its future.

The Embodiment of Florida's Diverse Spirit

Stanley Campbell represents the best of what it means to be Floridian. His life story, marked by achievement, innovation, and heartfelt connections, stands as a powerful counter to the stereotypes often associated with the "Florida Man" moniker. Campbell embodies the diverse essence of Florida itself—rich, poor, young, old, of every race and background, all united in their unique freedom and inherent goodness.

In a state renowned for its cultural tapestry and complex challenges, Florida demands a leader who understands its depth and nuances. Stanley Campbell, with his roots deeply embedded in Florida's soil and his eyes set on its horizon, is that leader. His journey from Liberty City to significant scientific contributions and community engagement exemplifies a Florida Man who listens, learns, and leads with a heart full of love for his state.

This is precisely why we stand at the forefront, ready to champion our state. Florida calls for a guardian who not only knows its vast cultures and nuanced beauties but also holds a profound love for this place. A defender ready to embrace all that Florida is and all it can be, fighting for every soul that finds solace on its shores and within its borders. Our state, with its endless diversity and boundless potential,

As Florida stands at a crossroads, needing balance more than ever, Campbell's candidacy for the Senate is not just a political campaign; it's a call to embrace the state's full potential. With a leader like Stanley Campbell at the helm, Florida's future looks not just bright but boundless. His journey is a reminder that in this diverse, dynamic state, being a "Florida Man" is a badge of honor—a symbol of the freedom to be oneself and the power to make a difference.

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Stanley Campbell - From Liberty City to

Let’s talk about his wife of 35 years - Cheryl R. Campbell Assistant Secretary for Administration for the Department of Health and Human Services (HHS).

With a career that spans over three decades, particularly in healthcare information technology, Campbell's appointment by President Biden marks a critical step forward for HHS. Her days are filled with challenges—from enhancing cybersecurity to revolutionizing labor relations and forging new work models for one of the nation's most significant organizations.

Cheryl Campbell's leadership is pivotal in an era where healthcare IT is not just about managing information but about safeguarding the health and privacy of millions. Her extensive background, including leading the technical rollout of Medicare.gov and the Affordable Care Act, positions her uniquely to navigate the complexities of America's healthcare system. Her efforts are fundamental in ensuring the department's readiness against any challenge, modernizing its IT infrastructure, and championing diversity, equity, and inclusion across all levels.

Before her historic appointment, Cheryl Campbell's influence was already significant, working closely with HHS from the private sector. Her shift from building systems as a contractor to implementing policy and operations from within HHS exemplifies a full-circle moment of impact and insight. Campbell's holistic view of the healthcare landscape, informed by years of executive leadership and her critical role in deploying the nation's first comprehensive health IT system under the Affordable Care Act, underscores her dedication to public service.

Her journey is not just a professional triumph but a personal mission to give back to the communities that define American society. Campbell's narrative is one of breaking barriers and setting benchmarks, being the first female and person of color in her current role. Her focus on transformative leadership extends beyond the confines of HHS, advocating for a workplace that embraces flexibility, inclusivity, and innovation. Cheryl Campbell's story resonates with perseverance, vision, and a relentless pursuit of excellence that inspires not only her colleagues and peers but every American looking towards a future where healthcare and technology intersect with humanity and equity.

As the wife of Stanley Campbell, Cheryl embodies the shared values of service, integrity, and community upliftment that are central to their lives. Her accomplishments and leadership style significantly complement Stanley's vision for Florida, highlighting a powerful synergy between personal achievement and collective progress. Together, the Campbells represent a formidable force for positive change, embodying the spirit of dedication and service that is crucial for addressing today's challenges. Cheryl Campbell's journey from pioneering healthcare IT solutions to her role in shaping national policy at HHS exemplifies what it means to lead with competence, compassion, and a commitment to creating a better future for all.

Delving deeper into Stanley Campbell's rich family heritage and his early life in Liberty City offers a compelling insight into the origins of his resilience, innovation, and leadership. The Campbell family, with roots extending four generations back in Miami, is a living testament to success and cultural

richness, blending Jamaican and Bahamian ancestry into a vibrant tapestry of achievements.

In a household that thrived amidst the complexities of Liberty City, the Campbell brothers carved out paths of significant success and influence. One brother earned a PhD and mastered four languages. Stanley emerged as a multifaceted talent: a rocket scientist contributing to national space endeavors, a Navy pilot serving with distinction, and an entrepreneur revitalizing a cornerstone of the community as a golf course owner.

Among the brothers, Luther Campbell, known universally as Uncle Luke, carved a unique niche in the cultural landscape of Miami and beyond. A pivotal figure in the music industry, Uncle Luke's battles for first amendment rights have left an indelible mark on the freedom of expression within the arts. His legal victories, particularly with 2 Live Crew's landmark case, led to the adoption of the "Parental Advisory" label, a symbol of the intersection between artistic freedom and societal responsibility. Beyond the courtrooms, Uncle Luke's discovery of Pitbull and his contributions to the Miami bass scene underscore his influence on the evolution of hip-hop and its visual

Luther Campbell's commitment to community empowerment is equally noteworthy. In 1994, he cofounded the Liberty City Optimists, a youth sports program aimed at providing inner-city children with opportunities for growth, discipline, and success beyond their immediate environment. Among the many young lives touched by this initiative, Devonta Freeman stands out as a shining example. Freeman's journey from the Liberty City Optimists to becoming a star running back for the Florida State Seminoles—and eventually, a professional NFL player—illustrates the profound impact of mentoring. The Campbell family's legacy in Liberty City and beyond is a story of overcoming adversity, championing cultural and intellectual freedom, and fostering community upliftment. Each brother's journey, from academia and science to music and sports mentorship, reflects a deep commitment to excellence and a belief in the power of opportunity and hard work.

As Stanley Campbell steps forward in his latest role, his family's history of leadership, innovation, and community service stands as a solid foundation for his aspirations to listen, learn, and lead Florida into the future.

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United Foundation of Central Florida

10th Anniversary Luncheon

If you missed our 10th Anniversary Luncheon, we missed you! However, we're delighted to share that we had an amazing afternoon with approximately 400 attendees at the RosenCentreHotel.

Over the past ten years, United Foundation of Central Florida, Inc. has remained dedicated to uplifting and transforming communities in Central Florida. Since our establishment in 2014, we have worked tirelessly alongside local community organizations to provide early intervention and educational resources, positively impacting families and individualsacrosstheregion.

Our motto, "Empowering Communities

One Family at a Time," reflects the core values driving our mission. One of our most talked about programs is our Future Leaders United After-School Enrichment and Mentoring Program, we have guided students in STEAM Education, College Readiness, Post-high school skills, and Leadership through community service. Witnessing the positive values and leadership qualities instilled in our students fills us with immense pride, enabling them to become responsible citizensandagentsofchangeintheircommunities

We came together at our luncheon to celebrate these achievements. We thank all our sponsors for their unwaveringsupport,andwethankeachofyouaswell.

Below, you'll find highlights of the event along with a special shout-outtoouramazingsponsors.

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Shaniqua “Shan” Rose: A Trailblazer for Community Empowerment and Civic Engagement

In celebration of Women's History Month, we shine a spotlight on Shaniqua “Shan” Rose, a remarkable figure whose dedication to her community sets her apart as a beacon of change and empowerment. Born to an immigrant family in Brooklyn and raised in Central Florida, Shan's educational journey from Poinciana High School through to her Master's in Public Administration laid the groundwork for a career centered on public service and community development. Working with the City of Orlando, she has spearheaded initiatives aimed at improving urban life—from enhancing nighttime economy to digitalizing the city’s permitting process. However, it's her work outside the office that has made a profound impact, particularly in voter registration and community engagement. Shan’s creation of Change For the Community (CFTC) stands as a testament to her passion for grassroots activism, focusing on issues from homelessness to youth advocacy. Her leadership and commitment were instrumental in reducing litter in Parramore and mentoring young people, nurturing a sense of community pride and unity. As a single mother, Shan embodies resilience and determination, balancing her roles as a parent and a dynamic community leader with grace and tenacity. Her efforts have not gone unnoticed, as evidenced by the numerous accolades she has received, including a Lifetime Achievement Award from President Joe Biden. Her participation in #MusicFestOrlando alongside organizations like the Black Voters Matter Fund and the League of Women Voters underscores her ongoing efforts to register voters and promote civic engagement, solidifying her as a driving force for positive change in her community. Shan Rose epitomizes the spirit of Women's History Month, not only by breaking barriers and creating opportunities but by tirelessly working to ensure that every voice in her community is heard and empowered, leaving an indelible mark on the landscape of activism and public service.

From her early days in Brooklyn to her current role as a leading advocate for social justice and community development in Central Florida, Shan's journey inspires generations to come, serving as a shining example of what can be achieved through dedication, perseverance, and a steadfast commitment to making the world a better place.

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Politics or Politricks

Dedicated to All Medical Doctors in the Caribbean

Four surgeons sat around discussing their favourite patients. The first surgeon said, “I like operating on librarians. When you open them up, everything is in alphabetical order”. The second surgeon disagreed, “I like operating on accountants.

When you open them up, everything is in numerical order”. The third surgeon claimed, “I like operating on electricians.

When you open them up, everything is colour coded.” The fourth surgeon insisted, “I like operating on politicians.” The other three surgeons looked at each other in disbelief. The fourth surgeon continued, “Because they’re heartless, gutless, spineless, and the ass and head are interchangeable.”

So much for politics, but what about politricks? The Trinidad Prime Minister, Dr the Honourable Keith Rowley (PM), announced a plan to declare crime in Trinidad and Tobago as a public health issue. The heads of government of the region agreed so that doctors, especially, are catching even more health than ever. According to the Pan American Health Organisation (PAHO), “Trinidad and Tobago faces intricate challenges at the crossroads of politics and health. Striking a harmonious balance requires collaborative efforts, evidence-based policies, and a commitment to the well-being of citizens.” In other words, you don’t push one inside the other.

GAMUT OF BLAME

One of my friends went through the gamut of blame by the PM: “First he blamed the Opposition. Then he blamed the women and followed by blaming all of us for not pulling our weight”. Worse, the PM then said that “Crime will topple the government”. He called on churches (not the one popping flavours and selling Texas Chicken) to do their bit. Then he blamed the police and when that failed, he dropped it on us, the public, again with “Citizens turning blind eye to crime.” This confirmed my belief that politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly and for the same reason. If politicians want crime with lots of murders to be considered a “health” issue it will be “pubic” instead of “public” and should really be with the new born babies. After all, politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then, as in this case, misapplying the wrong remedies.

What is worse is that T&T is facing a growing burden of noncommunicable diseases such as heart problems, strokes, cancers, diabetes and chronic lung diseases. They account for over 62 per cent of death with three-quarters occurring in people under 70. To Jamaica, add cardiovascular disease. And for Barbados, put in tobacco, overweight and obesity. Given all that, you’re adding crime? It is like when a surgeon, an engineer and a politician were discussing which of their professions was the oldest. The surgeon said, “Eve was created from Adam’s rib – a long surgical procedure.” The engineer replied, “Before Adam and Eve, order was created out of chaos, and that was an engineering job.” But the politician insisted, “Yes, but who do you suppose created the chaos?” That is T&T and some of the other Caribbean countries for you. They will never learn or change.

In the Caribbean if you stay in one place long enough you will either be stolen and dumped somewhere else, or you will keep on seeing the same thing coming at you over the years but getting worse all the time. In an article I posted on December 4, 2002, ‘Bad to the bones’, I commented on the reopening of the Accident and Emergency Department of the Port of Spain

General Hospital. It read, “Casualty back in operation with a skeleton staff.” At first, I thought it was a hoax or an attempt to delude the public, or what Trinis call, “trying a skull”. However, in reading further, I realised that the story was true and I was almost moved to write a letter of commendation to whoever had conceived such a brilliant idea.

In the Caribbean if you stay in one place long enough you will either be stolen and dumped somewhere else, or you will keep on seeing the same thing coming at you over the years but getting worse all the time. In an article I posted on December 4, 2002, ‘Bad to the bones’, I commented on the reopening of the Accident and Emergency Department of the Port of Spain General Hospital. It read, “Casualty back in operation with a skeleton staff.” At first, I thought it was a hoax or an attempt to delude the public, or what Trinis call, “trying a skull”. However, in reading further, I realised that the story was true and I was almost moved to write a letter of commendation to whoever had conceived such a brilliant idea.

On the down side, they might be messy. One of them went to the cafeteria and ordered a cup of coffee and a mop. Another refused to work at the hospital because its heart wasn’t in it. One refused to attend the welcome party put on by the Ministry of Health because it had no body to dance with. And when one reached very late for work and tried to lie, explaining that it was chased by a dog, its supervisor said, “Don’t try that. I can see right through you.” Skeletons are easy and cheap to maintain. They don’t use the cafeteria food because they have no stomach for it and nothing gets under their skins. They are very studious and are always boning up for exams. They don’t get angry and back down because they don’t have the guts to fight. On Sundays they stay on the job instead of going to church. They have no organs. They don’t take coffee breaks. They take coffin breaks.

There is no question that the use of the skeleton staff at the Accident and Emergency Department will reduce the present excessive demands on the limited resources of the Hospital. This way doctors will be in paradise. They will have more time for their private practice and the Ministry of Health would have more money to spend on the really important things such as attending international conferences. I would really like to see the idea of employing skeleton staff extend to other Ministries throughout the Caribbean. Most Government Ministers already have the basic resources and need only the political will to implement the new strategy. They all have skeletons in their cupboards. Some even prefer mummies to skeletons because they like to keep everything under wraps.

In 2010, eight years after I wrote the column, a Chinese firm was hired to build the new hospital block. Then, not too long ago, and after another ten years, the Chinese “shanghaied” the project and left. Now, in 2024 the same project will be “on target” by March/April 2025. By that time, the criminals, instead of being police targets, would have targeted, with the help of the police, the doctors, hospitals, drugs and their own nurses.

*Tony Deyal was last seen thinking about Doctor Bell who fell down the well and broke his collar bone. Doctors should attend the sick and leave the criminals alone.

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