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PUBLISHER’S NOTE First of all, I just want to thank all the good folks out there who have taken advantage of our little paper; the advertisers who see its value, the patrons of local businesses who pick it up and the citizens who place classifieds, their homes for sale and send me stories, ideas and suggestions.

I Cat loveRightsell, puttingPublisher out this publication and my reward is knowing that so many people find it useful and entertaining. Thank you for the many positive responses about whether to keep the TV Guide section. We will keep publishing it, as long as advertisments help support it. As my email signature says, “Change happens, but our values remain the same.”

On that note, I am thrilled to tell you about our upcoming venture of connecting the southern corridor states of NC, GA and FL for a travelers shopping guide, in a new section in the Tri-State Shoppers Guide, called: NC-GA-FL CONNECTIONS This special section will include advertisements from businesses in all three of these states. We want to bring special focus to businesses that are nearby or a short drive from common driving routes to and from Murphy NC to as far as Miami FL. Our initial areas of development in Georgia will extend our current service which ends around Ellijay/Jasper into Canton, Woodstock, Atlanta, Macon, Gainsville and Valdosta Georgia.

Florida advertisers to kick off this new section will start from the Ocala, St. Pete and Naples areas. Real Estate from all three states will also be in this section. We welcome eateries, accomodations, retail and re-sale businesses to come on board and other bordering states who want to reach this market. Should this section really take off, the “NC GA FL Connections” will become its own publication.

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CHEROKEE COUNTY SENIOR GAMES

This year’s competitions are set for May 2-16 in the tri-county region. THE OPENING CEREMONY WAS CHANGED TO MAY 9TH DUE TO THE RAIN ON May 2, IT WILL BE HELD AT 10 a.m., Murphy High School’s track, Murphy.

Now in its second year, the Cherokee County Senior Games is sanctioned by the North Carolina Games, an organization

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established in 1983 to create a year-round health promotion and education program for adults 55 years of age and over. Seniors ages 55 or better, on or before Dec. 31, 2009, are eligible to participate. Brochures, rules and entry forms are available at all senior centers in the county.

SilverArts will take place at the Ballroom in Murphy, May 4-7.

The local games are open to residents in Cherokee, Clay and Graham counties. The Cherokee County Senior Games promotes “healthy aging.” Entry forms, including all activities and rules, are available at the senior centers throughout the county or call coordinators Paul Napolitano, 837.6411; Jim Bent, 835.3202, or visit www.cherokeecountync.gov and click on the Senior Games icon.

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Sat. July 4, Murphy, NC at the Park Reserve space now for this highly attended ALL-DAY Event.

The Business Women of Cherokee County, Cherokee County Recreation Dept. and the Town of Murphy are organizing the 3rd annual Fourth of July Hometown Celebration in Koneheta Park. Begins at 8am, and ends with fireworks at dark.

We expect this year’s event to be even bigger than last year so sign up early as space is limited!!

Food Vendors call Bonnie: 828-361-1027 Artists & Crafters call Aurelia: 828-361-4936 Business Booth call Jamie: 828-837-8851 Parade: Linda 828-361-3707 or Marie 361-6834 5-K Run Registration call Sheri 828-835-3700

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ANDREWS - CHAMBER OF COMMERCE Bike Run for “The Vietnam Veterans Memorial Wall”

Join riders of all makes and models for an afternoon run of approximately 5 hours through beautiful Western North Carolina. Proceeds from this ride will help defer the cost to bring The Vietnam Veterans Memorial Wall to Cherokee County. October 7-12, 2009. Saturday, May 9, 2OO9 Awards presented at 6 pm at Blue Mountain Cafe Registration at all Starting points at noon. First bike at 1 pm 1.

Brasstown - Rideable Customs; 2. Blue Ridge -Yamaha; 3. Blairsville - Union Power Sports; 4. Hayesville - Smith Power Sports; 5. Robbinsville -Wheelers Ending point: Blue Mountain Café, Peachtree, NC For more information contact Tom Valenty (828) 837-3891

JUNE 6 VALLEYTOWN CULTURAL ARTS CENTER Andrews Art Museum new exhibit opening, 5:00pm - 7:00pm.

June 20 Andrews Cruise Night

Sponsored by The Andrews Police Pals Saturday, June 20, 2009 6 p.m. to 11 p.m.

(Must be 21 years old to enter.) Bring your Classic, Hot Rods, Vintage, Muscle And Old Trucks And Cruise Andrews! (Sorry no motorcycles or off-road vehicles allowed.) All vehicles must have valid insurance. Uninsured vehicles will be on display in the old Food Lion parking lot. Bring your lawn chairs to line the streets and watch These antique cars and trucks cruise by Food venders will be on hand during the event. Swap Meet beginning 8 a.m. Registration forms can be picked up at Andrews Town Hall. Registration will begin at 6 p.m., cruising will be held from 7 p.m. to 11 p.m. A $10 donation from all drivers will be appreciated and will go to the Andrews Police Pals program. For more information call Claudia Huls at Andrews Town Hall 321-5111 or Jimmy Hyde at 321-4392.

June 27 Andrews Valley Music Festival The Andrews Chamber of Commerce and a host of local Sponsors present the Annual Andrews Valley Music Festival.

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Variety and Selection of Flowers today... for your loved one’s tomorrow, a beautiful array.

A Beautiful Selection of Bouquets

A unique tradition to the tri-state region, is Decoration Day. A Southern way of showing respect by bringing fresh silk flowers to the gravesites of loved ones passed.

It’s also an opportunity to meet with living relatives not seen everyday and catch up on their recent activities! 

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Andrews Earthday Week Organizer and Well Know Herbalist EVA MIRANDA OFFERS GARDENING TIPS! If in Andrews, visit her at the Serenity Shoppe on Main Street.

The ramp, sometimes called wild leek, is a wild onion native to North America. Though the bulb resembles that of a scallion, the beautiful flat, broad leaves set it apart. According to John Mariani, author of “The Encyclopedia of American Food and Drink,” the word ramp comes from “rams,” or “ramson,” an Elizabethan dialect rendering of the wild garlic. The word is first mentioned in English print in 1530, but was used earlier by English immigrants of the southern Appalachian Mountains.

Just as Ramps (allium tricoccum) a local treat, begins to slow down its leaf growth, the service berry trees have showered the hillsides with snow white blossoms, and the nine colors of trillium, flowers by the thousands, begin to bloom, from the higher hills and secluded coves the very earth itself, awakens to yet another Spring. Earth movement... time to survey the tillable land and cultivate, plow and plant. But the question in new gardeners minds is what to plant, how deep to plant, how long before harvest, what if my soil needs something, etc. And that my friend, is what Agricultural Extension Agents are for.

They are your best source of answers for the myriad of questions. Usually foremost is a soil analysis. Kits are available at the extension office and when your soil test results are in, knowing how to read them and then how to apply the amendments when needed. Next, if the soil needs amending or fertilizing, know that all fertilizers have a label stating what the makeup of that particular bag contains. I.e.. 5-10-5. The first number is Nitrogen, the second number is Phosphorus and the third is Potassium.

Nitrogen is for greening up and growth. Phosphorus is to help promote flowers and fruit and potassium helps promote healthy root and plant structure. Another issue to focus on is the PH and what chemicals are present in your water source. A water sample and analysis kit is available through the Health Department. Then there is lots of info on planting by the signs and zodiac calendars. Pic up an almanac for this information .

Happy Gardening!

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103591—2BR/2BA log home on 1.02 acres in all log home community, all bedrooms on main floor with spacious bonus loft, lots of privacy, gas log fireplace, kitchen appliances in designer black, small creek below home, $159,900.

105811—2BR/2BA ranch home with a full unfinished basement. Large open deck on front of home, covered side porch, open great room/kitchen combo, hardwood flooring, wood stove and appliance are included. Great location. $149,000.

103070—New log home on 115’ of creek near Cherokee Hills Golf Course. This 2BR/2.5BA features cherry hardwood floors, designer tile, oversized wrapped porches and decks. Builder will custom finish basement if desired. $219,900.

103289—Horse lovers dream. Enjoy overlooking the community pasture from the front porch of this new 3BR/3BA farm house. Eat in kitchen. Hardwood flooring and full finished walk-out basement.. $189,900.

104110—New 2BR/2BA ranch home on gentle wooded lot. Stone/gas log fireplace in living room with cathedral ceiling. Custom kitchen with all appliances included.

Bay window in dining room. $149,000.

104926—This 2BR/2BA cabin has great features: gas log fireplace, granite throughout the home, stainless appliances, vaulted ceiling, circle driveway and spacious porch. Excellent views! $159.900.

Model—2BR/2BA log home, wrap around porch, granite countertops throughout, gas log fireplace, large bonus loft, jetted tub in master bathroom, private, lots of wildlife. Home and land package $139,000.

104677— Immaculate manufactured home, many upgrades, wrap around porch, double carport, fenced dog yard, shed and the landscaping is wonderful on the entire lot. This 2006 home is located on corner lot. $89,500.

105115—2BR/3BA mountain chalet style home on 1.11 acres. Wood floors, lots of windows to enjoy the long range awesome views, granite kitchen countertops and island, finished daylight basement. End of road privacy.

Park like setting. $199,000.

25121 –Beautiful wooded lot come with this chalet on full unfinished basement, two covered porches, large open loft, dishwasher included, hardwood flooring in great room and kitchen, C/H/A, walk-in closets, large rock gas fireplace and paved road access. $169,000.

105912—Year round mountain views with 2BR/2BA home, handicap access, garden in place with room for more gardens. This home has hardwood floors, 2 large decks, carport and privacy. $129,900.

105947—2BR/2BA log home sits on 3.09+/- acres, hardwood floors, ceramic tile, cathedral ceilings, walk in closet, great room and breakfast area. Enjoy the view of the lake from this home. $249,000.

104252—Nice 4BR/3BA fully furnished in excellent condition. Like new with a one year home warranty.

Located in a beautiful wooded subdivision. Ready to move in. $169,000.

105204—See three different states from your porch.

This 2BR/2BA custom built log chalet is on 1.14 acres.

Granite countertops with a stack gas log fireplace in the living room. Two master suites and a partially finished walk-out basement. $259,000.

105405—Come build your home on this beautiful lake-view property overlooking Nantahala Lake, one of the most pristine lakes in North Carolina. Borders USFS property. Get away from the hustle and bustle. $89,900.

101611—Beautiful custom cedar sided 2BR/2BA home.

Covered front and back porches, with entrance on both.

Large master bathroom, fireplace in the living room, open loft for large family room, large yard with woods for privacy, drive your golf cart to the golf course. $169,900.

105071—This 2BR/2.5BA long home sits on 1.79 acres.

Tongue & groove walls and ceilings. Hardwood floors with carpet in the full finished basement. This home has a wraparound porch to enjoy. Enjoy the fireplace in the living room when the mountain air chills. $199,000.

106033— Awesome views. 3BR/3BA mountain style chalet on .70 acres. Excellent condition, fully furnished, large fenced yard, large balcony off master bedroom.

Deck with mounted gas grill and open sun deck. Wood flooring with carpet in bedrooms. $269,000.

105163—Sit on the deck with and enjoy the mountain view from your home. New log 2BR/2BA home, all wood interior, awesome views, full basement, ready to move in. Very private. $199,000.

105610 – Mountain dream home on 6+/- acres.

3BR/2.5BA custom ranch home with living room that opens up to large open bar with granite counter top and matching buffets. $485,000.

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Model 2BR/2BA mountain chalet on a variety of home sites for you to choose from. Home includes hardwood floors in great room, kitchen custom maple or oak cabinets open loft bedroom with bath, 2 covered porches, open front deck, rock gas log fireplace. Call for more details.

103955—This beautiful log cabin sits right on Piper Pond. Has gas log fireplace, Jacuzzi tub, warp around deck and great location. Wonderful access from highway and great for rental use. $169,900.

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CSI: Miami “Death Pool 100” Å CSI: Miami A body in a sinkhole. ’ CSI: Miami “Rock and a Hard Place” (7:00) ››› “Carlito’s Way” (1993, Crime Drama) Al Pacino, Sean Penn. An ex-con finds it hard Breaking Bad “Over” Walt and Hank get into a AMC to escape his former life of crime. heated argument at a party.

Weird, True & Freaky ’ Å Lost Tapes Oklahoma lake monster.

River Monsters (N) ’ AP Law & Order: Criminal Intent “Self-Made” Law & Order: Criminal Intent “Offense” ’ Å Law & Order: Criminal Intent Goren and BRAVO ’ Å Eames clash with the FBI. Å ›› “Just Friends” (2005) Ryan Reynolds, Amy Smart, Anna Faris. Å COM (7:00) ›› “Scary Movie 4” (2006) Deadliest Catch ’ Deadliest Catch ’ DISC Deadliest Catch ’ Sonny Chance ›› “Beethoven’s 2nd” (1993, Comedy) Charles Grodin, Bonnie Hunt. ‘PG’ DISN Hannah Montana E! Special E! Special Kardashians Candy Girls (N)

E! ESPN MLB Baseball Tampa Bay Rays at Boston Red Sox. From Fenway Park in Boston. (Subject to Blackout) Å (7:00) ›› “Nanny McPhee” (2005) ›› “A Walk to Remember” (2002) Shane West, Mandy Moore. Å FAM Iron Chef America Chopped FOOD Challenge “Italian Family Feast” (6:30) ›› “X-Men: The Last Stand” ›› “Underworld: Evolution” (2006) Kate Beckinsale, Scott Speedman.

FX Live From the Players Championship GOLF Live From the Players Championship “The Note II: Taking a Chance on Love” (2009) Genie Francis. Å HALL (7:00) “The Note” (2007, Drama) Å Leader of Pack House Hunters House Hunters My First Place Property Virgins HGTV Leader of Pack Angels & Demons Decoded Plot to destroy the Catholic Church. (N) Å Ax Men Å HIST (7:00) “Mom, Dad and Her” (2008) › “Because I Said So” (2007) Diane Keaton, Mandy Moore. Å LIFE ›› “Message in a Bottle” (1999, Romance) Kevin Costner, Robin Wright Penn. Å Stranger-Love LMN (7:30) The Phone The Hills Å Real World -- Road Rules Challenge Taking the Stage ’ Å MTV Zoey 101 Å Home Improve.

Home Improve.

George Lopez ’ George Lopez ’ NICK H2O ’ Å Game Trails Realtree Otdrs.

Bone Collector Beyond-Lodge Outdoor Adven.

OUTDR Hunt Adv › “BloodRayne” (2005, Fantasy) Kristanna Loken, Michael Madsen.

SCI-FI (7:00) ››› “The Descent” (2005) UFC Unleashed ’ “Street Warrior” (2008) Max Martini.

SPIKE UFC Unleashed ’ “Without a Paddle: Nature’s Calling” (2009, Comedy) Oliver James. ››› “My Cousin Vinny” (1992) TBS ››› “Bunny Lake Is Missing” (1965) Laurence Olivier, Carol Lynley. Scotland Yarder seeks ›› “The Sign of the Ram” (1948) Susan TCM woman’s daughter who may not exist. Å Peters, Alexander Knox.

Little People Little People Little People Little People Little People Little People TLC NBA Pregame NBA Basketball Conference Semifinal -- Teams TBA. (Live) Å TNT Star Wars Clo. Ben 10: Alien King of the Hill Family Guy Å TOON “Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas” Alaska’s Arctic Wildlife Å Alaskan Wild Å TRAV Top Ten Natural Wonders House ’ Å Law & Order: Criminal Intent (N) ’ In Plain Sight (N) Å USA

MAY 17, 2009

(7:00) Extreme Makeover: Home Edition Desperate Housewives (Season Finale) (N) ’ Å (Season Finale) (N) ’ Å Survivor: Tocantins (Season Finale) (N) ’ Å Survivor: Tocantins ’ (Live) Å

9:30

Desperate Housewives “Marry Me a Little” (N) ’ Å Cold Case “Into the Blue” A killer commits a shocking act against Lilly.

(7:30) ››› “The Spy Who Loved Me” (1977, Action) Roger Moore. James Bond and a Russian agent seek two missing submarines. ’ Å The Simpsons (N) ’ Sit Down, Shut Up Family Guy Peter’s American Dad “Daddy Å (DVS) (N) ’ Å past life. (N) Queerest” The Celebrity Apprentice (Season Finale) (N) ’ Å

Forward I am heavy, backwards I am not. What am I?

CSI: Miami “High Octane” ’ Å CSI: Miami “Down to the Wire” ’ CSI: Miami “Going Ballistic” Å (7:00) ›› “Outbreak” (1995, Suspense) Dustin Hoffman, Rene Russo, Morgan Freeman.

Breaking Bad “Mandala” Saul proposes a new AMC Premiere. Army doctor fights spread of deadly virus. business partner. (N) Weird, True & Freaky ’ Å Lost Tapes ’ Å River Monsters “Fresh Water Shark” AP Law & Order: Criminal Intent “Purgatory” Law & Order: Criminal Intent “Contract” Law & Order: Criminal Intent “Untethered” BRAVO ’ Å ’Å ’Å Dane Cook: Isolated Incident (N) COM ›› “Waiting ...” (2005, Comedy) Ryan Reynolds, Anna Faris. Å Angels and Demons Secret America DISC (7:00) Apocalypse How Sonny Chance ››› “Freaky Friday” (2003, Comedy) Jamie Lee Curtis. ’ ‘PG’ Å DISN Hannah Montana E! Special E! Special Kardashians Candy Girls (N)

E! ESPN MLB Baseball New York Mets at San Francisco Giants. From AT&T Park in San Francisco. (Live) Å (7:00) “My Big Fat Greek Wedding” ››› “My Big Fat Greek Wedding” (2002) Nia Vardalos. Å FAM Iron Chef America Chopped FOOD Challenge “Blind Date Cakes” (N) ›› “The Punisher” (2004) Thomas Jane, John Travolta. An FBI agent seeks revenge for the murder of his family.

FX PGA Tour Golf: Nationwide Tour -- BMW Charity Pro-Am GOLF PGA Tour Golf: Champions -- Regions Charity Classic “Living Out Loud” (2009, Drama) Gail O’Grady, Michael Shanks. Å HALL (7:00) ›› “A Season for Miracles” Leader of Pack House Hunters House Hunters My First Place (N) Property Virgins HGTV Leader of Pack How Bruce Lee Changed the World (N) Å Ax Men Å HIST “Joy Fielding’s The Other Woman” “The Love of Her Life” (2008) Brandy Ledford, Cynthia Preston. Å LIFE “Do You Know Me” (2009) Rachelle Lefevre, Jeremy London. Premiere. Å “The Familiar Stranger” (2001) Å LMN MTV Special ’ MTV Special ’ MTV Special ’ MTV Zoey 101 Å Home Improve.

Home Improve.

George Lopez ’ George Lopez ’ NICK H2O ’ Å Game Trails Realtree Otdrs.

Bone Collector Beyond-Lodge Outdoor Adven.

OUTDR Hunt Adv › “Joy Ride 2: Dead Ahead” (2008) Nicki Aycox, Laura Jordan. Premiere.

SCI-FI (7:00) ›› “Saw II” (2005, Horror) UFC Unleashed ’ Deadliest Warrior ’ SPIKE UFC Unleashed ’ ›› “Monster-in-Law” (2005) Jennifer Lopez, Jane Fonda. Å ››› “My Best Friend’s Wedding” TBS ››› “Junior Bonner” (1972, Comedy-Drama) Steve McQueen, Robert Preston. Premiere. A ››› “J.W. Coop” (1971, Drama) Cliff Robert TCM busted-up rodeo rider returns for a hometown contest. son, Geraldine Page.

Half Ton Teen 2 (N) ’ Å World’s Strongest Toddler (N) Å To Be Announced TLC ››› “The Rock” (1996, Action) Sean Connery, Nicolas Cage, Ed Harris. Å Air Force One TNT Star Wars Clo. Ben 10: Alien King of the Hill Family Guy Å TOON (7:00) ››› “Zathura” (2005) 21 Sinful Vegas Hot Spots Å Vegas: Adults Only 2 Å TRAV 21 Sexiest Beaches Å House ’ Å Law & Order: Criminal Intent (N) ’ In Plain Sight (N) Å USA

SUNDAY EVENING

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The Celebrity Apprentice (N) ’ Å

CSI: Miami “Lost Son” ’ Å CSI: Miami “Pro Per” ’ Å (7:00) ››› “Batman Begins” (2005, Action) Christian Bale, Michael Caine, Liam Neeson.

Bruce Wayne becomes Gotham City’s Dark Knight. Å Weird, True & Freaky ’ Å Untamed and Uncut ’ Å Law & Order: Criminal Intent ’ Å Law & Order: Criminal Intent ’ Å

CSI: Miami “Under the Influence” ’ Breaking Bad “Phoenix” The Whites welcome a new addition. (N) Untamed and Uncut ’ Å Law & Order: Criminal Intent ’ Å

››› “Napoleon Dynamite” (2004, Comedy) Jon Heder, Jon Gries. Å ›› “Idiocracy” (2006) Luke Wilson.

Deadliest Catch ’ Deadliest Catch ’ Deadliest Catch ’ Hannah Montana Sonny Chance ›› “Tinker Bell” (2008, Fantasy) Mae Whitman. ‘G’ Wizards-Place E! Special E! Special Kardashians Candy Girls (N) MLB Baseball Milwaukee Brewers at Minnesota Twins. From the Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome in Minneapolis.

(6:30) ››› “Dirty Dancing” (1987) ›› “Legally Blonde” (2001) Reese Witherspoon, Luke Wilson. Å Challenge Ice cream. ’ Å Iron Chef America Chopped Yucca; watermelon; tortillas.

“There’s Something About Mary” ›› “Night at the Museum” (2006, Fantasy) Ben Stiller, Carla Gugino.

(7:00) LPGA Tour Golf Corning Classic -- Final Round.

PGA Tour Golf: HP Byron Nelson Championship ›› “The Poseidon Adventure” (2005) Adam Baldwin. Survivors aboard a capsized ship await their rescue. Å Kitchens & Baths 2009 (N) House Hunters House Hunters My First Place Property Virgins MonsterQuest “Gators in the Sewer” MonsterQuest Å MonsterQuest Å (7:00) “Deceit” (2006, Drama) Å ›› “Devil’s Pond” (2003, Suspense) Kip Pardue, Tara Reid. Å “Maid of Honor” (2006, Suspense) Linda Purl, Linden Ashby. Å “Winter of Frozen Dreams” (2009) MTV Special ’ MTV Special ’ MTV Special ’ H2O ’ Å Zoey 101 Å Home Improve.

Home Improve.

George Lopez ’ George Lopez ’ Hunt Adv Game Trails Realtree Otdrs.

Bone Collector Beyond-Lodge Outdoor Adven.

(5:00) ›› “10.5: Apocalypse” Å “Polar Storm” (2009, Science Fiction) Jack Coleman.

The Ultimate Fighter ’ 4th and Long ’ Deadliest Warrior ’ ››› “Hitch” (2005) Will Smith. A smooth-talker helps a shy accountant woo an heiress. Å ››› Hitch Å ››› “Above and Beyond” (1953) Robert Taylor, Eleanor Parker, James Whitmore. A colonel (:15) ››› “The Dam Busters” (1955, War) can’t tell his wife he’s training to bomb Hiroshima. Å Richard Todd. Å Jon & Kate Plus 8 Jon & Kate Plus 8 Jon & Kate Plus 8 Jon & Kate Plus 8 Jon & Kate Plus 8 Jon & Kate Plus 8 NBA Pregame NBA Basketball Eastern Conference Final Game 3 -- Teams TBA. (Live) Å (7:00) “Garfield’s Fun Fest” (2008) Star Wars Clo. Ben 10: Alien King of the Hill Family Guy Å Great Cruises Brilliance of the Seas.

Great Cruises Caribbean cruise.

Great Cruises (N) Å House ’ Å House ’ Å House ’ Å

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(:32) Surviving (:02) Castle (N) ’ Å Suburbia (N) ’ The Big Bang Theory How I Met Your Two and a Half Men (:31) Rules of Engage- CSI: Miami “Collateral Damage” (N) ’ Å (N) Å Mother (N) Å (N) ’ Å ment (N) ’ Gossip Girl “The Wrath of Con” Georgina helps One Tree Hill Haley and Brooke plan a baby (Off Air) Blair with a scheme. shower. (N) ’ Å House “Under My Skin” (N) ’ Å 24 “Day 7: 4:00AM - 5:00AM” Chloe deals with (Off Air) the declining situation. (N) Deal or No Deal Single mother from Bronx, Medium “How to Make a Killing in Big Business” Allison leaves the district attorney’s office. (N) N.Y., competes. (N) ’ Å ’Å Intervention “Janet” Å Intervention “Brittany” Å Paranormal State Paranormal State ››› “Ocean’s Twelve” (2004, Comedy-Drama) George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon. Indebted criminals plan an elaborate heist in Europe.

Escape to Chimp Eden ’ Sue Thomas: F.B.Eye ’ Å Animal Cops Philadelphia (N) ’ ›› “You’ve Got Mail” (1998, Romance-Comedy) Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan, Parker Posey. Two bitter business rivals ›› “You’ve Got BRAVO conduct an online love affair. Å Mail” (1998) Å Colbert Report Futurama Å South Park Å Futurama Å RENO 911! Å COM Daily Show Belly of the Beast ’ Doing Da Vinci (N) ’ DISC MythBusters ’ Å Wizards-Place Wizards-Place Hannah Montana DISN “Jump In!” (2007, Drama) Corbin Bleu. ‘NR’ Å E! Special E! Special E! Special

E! Baseball Tonight (Live) Å ESPN (7:00) MLB Baseball Boston Red Sox at New York Yankees. (Live) Å Greek “Dearly Beloved” (N) ’ Å Roommates (N) Sophie (N) Å America’s Funniest Home Videos ’ FAM Work for Food Ace of Cakes Ace of Cakes Diner, Drive-In Diner, Drive-In FOOD Good Eats (N) (7:30) ››› “Superman Returns” (2006) Brandon Routh, Kate Bosworth. The Man of Steel faces an old enemy.

FX Players Big Break: Prince Edward Island (N) Haney Project Haney Project GOLF The Golf Fix The Golden Girls “Thicker Than Water” (2005, Drama) Melissa Gilbert, Lindsay Wagner. Å HALL The Golden Girls Dear Genevieve House Hunters My First Place House Hunters Bought & Sold (N) HGTV Property Virgins Modern Marvels “Carbon” Å Battles BC (N) Å Ax Men “Fresh Meat” (N) Å HIST Will & Grace ’ Will & Grace ’ “The Deadliest Lesson” (2008) Penelope Ann Miller, Yancey Arias. Å LIFE “Mary Higgins Clark’s The Cradle Will Fall” (2004) Angie Everhart. Å “Blind Trust” (2007, Suspense) Å LMN Made ’ College Life ’ The Hills Å The Hills (N) ’ College Life (N) MTV SpongeBob Home Improve.

Home Improve.

George Lopez ’ George Lopez ’ NICK SpongeBob ATV World Roll With It Ultimate Off Hunt Adv Steve Outdoor OUTDR Lucas Oil Star Trek: The Next Generation ’ Star Trek: The Next Generation ’ SCI-FI Star Trek: The Next Generation ’ UFC Fight Night ’ SPIKE CSI: Crime Scene Investigation ’ Family Guy Å Family Guy Å Family Guy Å Family Guy Å My Name Is Earl My Name Is Earl TBS ››› “Payment Deferred” (1932) Charles Laughton. A mild-mannered ››› “The Big Clock” (1948) Ray Milland. Crime-mag publisher kills TCM Englishman’s garden hides a grisly secret. mistress, has editor lead manhunt.

Little People Little People Table for 12 (N) Table for 12 ’ Jon & Kate Plus 8 Jon & Kate Plus 8 TLC (7:00) NBA Basketball First Round -- Teams TBA. Å NBA Basketball First Round -- Teams TBA. (Live) Å TNT Johnny Test ’ 6TEEN 6TEEN King of the Hill King of the Hill TOON Johnny Test ’ Dhani Tackles the Globe (N) Å Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations TRAV Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations NCIS ’ Å WWE Monday Night Raw ’ (Live) Å USA

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Two and a Half Men (:31) Rules of Engage- CSI: Miami ’ Å ’Å ment (N) ’ One Tree Hill ’ Å (Off Air)

24 “Day 7: 6:00AM - 7:00AM; Day 7: 7:00AM - 8:00AM” (Season Finale) Emotional climax. (N) ’ (Off Air) Å Deal or No Deal Contestants get a chance to Deal or No Deal Contestants get a chance to Medium ’ Å win money. (N) ’ Å win money. (N) ’ Å

Intervention “Lana” Å Intervention 49-year-old alcoholic.

Paranormal State Paranormal State ››› “Rookie of the Year” (1993, Comedy) Thomas Ian Nicholas, Gary Busey, Albert Hall. Premiere. A pint-sized pitcher ››› “Stand by Me” AMC joins the ranks of the Chicago Cubs.

(1986) Å Escape to Chimp Eden ’ Sue Thomas: F.B.Eye “Cold Case” Animal Cops Philadelphia (N) ’ AP Inside the Actors Studio “Family Guy” creator Project Runway Å To Be Announced BRAVO Seth MacFarlane. (N) Colbert Report Futurama Å South Park Å South Park Å RENO 911! Å COM Daily Show Weaponizers ’ Doing Da Vinci (N) ’ DISC Weaponizers ’ Wizards-Place Wizards-Place Hannah Montana DISN “Dadnapped” (2009, Comedy) Emily Osment. ‘NR’ E! Special E! Special E! Special

E! Baseball Tonight (Live) Å ESPN (7:00) MLB Baseball Teams to Be Announced. (Subject to Blackout) Å Greek (N) ’ Å Roommates (N) Sophie (N) Å America’s Funniest Home Videos ’ FAM Work for Food Unwrapped (N) Unwrapped Diner, Drive-In Diner, Drive-In FOOD Good Eats (N) ›› “Click” (2006, Comedy) Adam Sandler, Kate Beckinsale. An architect’s new remote controls his universe.

FX Haney Project Big Break: Prince Edward Island (N) Haney Project Haney Project GOLF The Golf Fix The Golden Girls “Prairie Fever” (2007, Western) Kevin Sorbo, Jamie Anne Allman. Å HALL The Golden Girls Dear Genevieve House Hunters My First Place House Hunters Bought & Sold (N) HGTV Property Virgins Ax Men Å Ax Men (N) Å Ax Men (Season Finale) (N) Å HIST Will & Grace ’ Will & Grace ’ “Live Once, Die Twice” (2006) Kellie Martin, Martin Cummins. Å LIFE “In My Sister’s Shadow” (1999) Nancy McKeon, Janet Leigh. Å “Night of Terror” (2006) Å LMN MTV Special ’ MTV Special ’ MTV Special ’ MTV SpongeBob Home Improve.

Home Improve.

George Lopez ’ George Lopez ’ NICK SpongeBob ATV World Roll With It Ultimate Off Hunt Adv Steve Outdoor OUTDR Lucas Oil Star Trek: The Next Generation ’ Star Trek: The Next Generation ’ SCI-FI Star Trek: The Next Generation ’ UFC Unleashed (N) ’ 4th and Long (Series Premiere) (N) SPIKE Ultimate Knockouts 6 ’ Family Guy Å Family Guy Å Family Guy Å Family Guy Å My Name Is Earl My Name Is Earl TBS ›› “Penthouse” (1933, Mystery) Myrna Loy. An underworld lawyer is (:45) ›› “When Ladies Meet” (1933) Ann Harding. A novelist is TCM caught between gangsters and the law. attracted to her married publisher. Å Table for 12 ’ Table for 12 ’ Table for 12 (N) Table for 12 (N) Little People: Just Married ’ Å TLC Law & Order “Personae Non Grata” Law & Order “Charity Case” ’ Law & Order “Misbegotten” ’ TNT Johnny Test ’ 6TEEN 6TEEN King of the Hill King of the Hill TOON Johnny Test ’ Dhani Tackles the Globe “Russia” Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations TRAV Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations NCIS ’ Å WWE Monday Night Raw ’ (Live) Å USA

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The Big Bang Theory How I Met Your (N) Å Mother (N) Å Gossip Girl ’ Å

(:32) Surviving (:02) Castle (Season Finale) (N) ’ Å Suburbia (N) ’ Two and a Half Men (:31) Rules of Engage- CSI: Miami ’ Å ’Å ment (N) ’ One Tree Hill ’ Å (Off Air)

House “Both Sides Now” (Season Finale) (N) ’Å Deal or No Deal (N) ’ Å

24 The impending threat stokes the rivalry between Janis and Chloe. (N) ’ Heroes (N) ’ Å

(Off Air) Medium ’ Å

Intervention “Derek” Å Intervention A rough childhood.

Paranormal State Paranormal State ››› “The Rookie” (2002, Drama) Dennis Quaid, Rachel Griffiths, Jay Hernandez. A high-school baseball coach tries out for the major league.

Escape to Chimp Eden ’ Sue Thomas: F.B.Eye ’ Å Animal Cops Philadelphia (N) ’ ››› “The Negotiator” (1998, Suspense) Samuel L. Jackson, Kevin Spacey, David Morse. A top police negotiator is accused of committing BRAVO murder. Å Colbert Report Futurama Å South Park Å South Park Å RENO 911! Å COM Daily Show Weaponizers (Series Premiere) (N) ’ Doing Da Vinci (N) ’ DISC MythBusters ’ Å Wizards-Place Wizards-Place Hannah Montana DISN “Kim Possible: So the Drama” (2005, Adventure) Å E! Special E! Special E! Special

E! Baseball Tonight (Live) Å ESPN (7:00) MLB Baseball Teams to Be Announced. (Subject to Blackout) Å Greek “Guilty Treasures” (N) Å Roommates (N) Sophie (N) Å America’s Funniest Home Videos ’ FAM Work for Food Unwrapped Unwrapped Diner, Drive-In Diner, Drive-In FOOD Good Eats ››› “Gridiron Gang” (2006, Drama) The Rock, Xzibit. A counselor turns juvenile criminals into football players.

FX Haney Project Big Break: Prince Edward Island (N) Haney Project Haney Project GOLF The Golf Fix The Golden Girls “Ladies of the House” (2008, Drama) Pam Grier, Florence Henderson. Å HALL The Golden Girls Dear Genevieve House Hunters My First Place House Hunters Bought & Sold (N) HGTV Property Virgins Modern Marvels Å Ax Men Å Ax Men “Clash of the Titans” (N) HIST Will & Grace ’ Will & Grace ’ “Intimate Stranger” (2006) Kari Matchett. A man stalks his former girlfriend.

LIFE › “Cabin by the Lake” (2000, Suspense) Judd Nelson, Hedy Burress. Å “Crimes of Passion” (2005) Å LMN MTV Special ’ MTV Special ’ MTV Special ’ MTV SpongeBob Home Improve.

Home Improve.

George Lopez ’ George Lopez ’ NICK SpongeBob ATV World Roll With It Ultimate Off Hunt Adv Steve Outdoor OUTDR Lucas Oil Star Trek: The Next Generation ’ Star Trek: The Next Generation ’ SCI-FI Star Trek: The Next Generation ’ UFC Fight Night ’ SPIKE CSI: Crime Scene Investigation ’ Family Guy Å Family Guy Å Family Guy Å Family Guy Å My Name Is Earl My Name Is Earl TBS ››› “The Hucksters” (1947, Drama) Clark Gable, Deborah Kerr. A war veteran fights for busi- (:15) ››› “Callaway Went Thataway” TCM ness ethics on Madison Avenue. Å (1951) Fred MacMurray. Å Little People Little People Table for 12 (N) Table for 12 ’ Jon & Kate Plus 8 Jon & Kate Plus 8 TLC NBA Basketball Conference Semifinal -- Teams TBA. NBA Basketball Conference Semifinal -- Teams TBA. TNT Johnny Test ’ 6TEEN 6TEEN King of the Hill King of the Hill TOON Johnny Test ’ Dhani Tackles the Globe (N) Å Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations TRAV Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations

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(:02) The Bachelorette (Season Premiere) Jillian Harris tries to find the love of her life. (N) ’ Å

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Dancing With the Stars The celebrities perform. ’ (Live) Å

What object has keys that open no locks, space but no room, and you can enter but not go in?

MONDAY EVENING MAY 18, 2009 MONDAY EVENING 8 PM

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(:02) Here Come the Newlyweds (N) ’ Å

The Big Bang Theory How I Met Your (N) Å Mother (N) Å Gossip Girl ’ Å

Two and a Half Men (:31) Rules of ’Å Engagement Å One Tree Hill ’ Å

CSI: Miami ’ Å

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Intervention “Sandy” Å Intervention “Gabe” Å Obsessed (N) Å ›› “Midway” (1976, War) Charlton Heston, Henry Fonda, James Coburn. Japanese and American forces battle over a Pacific island. Å Escape to Chimp Eden ’ The Millionaire Matchmaker ’

Sue Thomas: F.B.Eye “Hit and Run” Project Runway Å

Animal Cops Philadelphia ’ To Be Announced

“American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile” (2006, Comedy) John White. Å ››› “Coming to America” (1988) Deadliest Catch ’ Deadliest Catch ’ Deadliest Catch ’ ›› “Full-Court Miracle” (2003, Drama) Alex D. Linz. ’ Å Wizards-Place Hannah Montana E! Special E! Special E! Special NBA Shootaround (Live) Å NBA Basketball Western Conference Final Game 4 -- Teams TBA. Å Greek “Social Studies” (N) ’ Å Roommates (N) Sophie (N) Å America’s Funniest Home Videos ’ Unwrapped Unwrapped (N) Dear Food Network Cabo San Lucas.

Diner, Drive-In Diner, Drive-In ›› “S.W.A.T.” (2003) Samuel L. Jackson, Colin Farrell. A Los Angeles SWAT team must protect a criminal.

The Golf Fix Operation Links Big Break: Prince Edward Island (N) Haney Project Haney Project “Shark Swarm” (2008) John Schneider, Daryl Hannah. Deadly white sharks terrorize the California coast. Å Property Virgins Dear Genevieve House Hunters My First Place House Hunters Bought & Sold Gangland “NYC” (N) Å To Be Announced (7:00) “Dead at 17” (2008) Å “Fab Five: The Texas Cheerleader Scandal” (2008) Jenna Dewan. Å “Sex & Lies in Sin City: The Ted Binion Scandal” (2008) Mena Suvari. Å ›› “A Crime of Passion” (1999) MTV Special ’ MTV Special ’ MTV Special ’ SpongeBob SpongeBob Home Improve.

Home Improve.

George Lopez ’ George Lopez ’ Lucas Oil ATV World Roll With It Ultimate Off Hunt Adv Steve Outdoor Land of the Lost Land of the Lost Land of the Lost Land of the Lost Land of the Lost Land of the Lost UFC Unleashed ’ UFC Unleashed ’ 4th and Long (N) ’ Family Guy Å Family Guy Å Family Guy Å Family Guy Å My Name Is Earl My Name Is Earl ›››› “Sergeant York” (1941, War) Gary Cooper, Walter Brennan, Joan Leslie. Tennessee pacifist Alvin C. York ››› “The Dawn becomes a World War I hero. Å (DVS) Patrol” Jon & Kate Plus 8 Jon & Kate Plus 8 Jon & Kate Plus 8 Jon & Kate Plus 8 The Little Couple The Little Couple Bones “Mayhem on a Cross” Å Bones ’ Å Bones ’ Å Johnny Test ’ Johnny Test ’ 6TEEN 6TEEN King of the Hill King of the Hill Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations NCIS ’ Å WWE Monday Night Raw ’ (Live) Å

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According to Jim According to Jim “The Cooler One” “Happy Jim” (N) NCIS “Legend” (N) ’ (Part 2 of 2) Å

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(:02) Cupid “Left of the Dial” (N) ’ Å

(:01) Without a Trace “Devotion” (N) ’ Å

Reaper “My Brother’s Reaper” Morgan gets 90210 “The Party’s Over” Silver and Annie throw (Off Air) invited to stay with the guys. a bridal shower. (N) ’ American Idol Remaining finalists perform. (:01) Fringe “The Road Not Taken” Olivia starts (Off Air) ’ (Live) Å having elaborate visions.

The Biggest Loser The contestants must run a full marathon. (N) ’ Å Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Crush” Teenager is brutally beaten.

The First 48 Å The First 48 Å The First 48 Å ››› “Heat” (1995, Crime Drama) Al Pacino, Robert De Niro, Val Kilmer. A homicide detective matches wits with a cunning adversary.

Untamed and Uncut ’ Å Stranger Among Bears ’ I Shouldn’t Be Alive ’ The Real Housewives of New York City The Real Housewives of New York City Alex The Real Housewives of New York City BRAVO “Unfashionably Late” Å and Simon plan a party.

“Charity Wives” Å Colbert Report Futurama Å South Park Å George Lopez: America’s Mexican COM Daily Show Deadliest Catch “Put Up or Shut Up” Out of the Wild: Alaska Experiment DISC Deadliest Catch ’ Wizards-Place Wizards-Place Hannah Montana DISN ›› “Gotta Kick It Up” (2002, Drama) Susan Egan. Å E! Special E! Special E! Special

E! 2008 World Series of Poker: Europe Baseball Tonight (Live) Å ESPN 2008 World Series of Poker: Europe (7:30) ›› “A Walk to Remember” (2002) Shane West, Mandy Moore. Å America’s Funniest Home Videos ’ FAM Good Eats Å Ace of Cakes Ace of Cakes Chopped FOOD Good Eats (7:30) ›› “Underworld: Evolution” (2006) Kate Beckinsale. Premiere.

Rescue Me (N) FX Inside PGA Live From the Players Championship GOLF The Approach The Golden Girls “Bound by a Secret” (2009) Meredith Baxter, Lesley Ann Warren. Å HALL The Golden Girls HGTV’s Top 10 House Hunters Designed to Sell House Hunters The Stagers (N) HGTV Property Virgins How the Earth Was Made Å How the Earth Was Made “Hawaii” Life After People (N) Å HIST Will & Grace ’ Will & Grace ’ “What Matters Most” (2001, Drama) Chad Allen, Polly Cusumano. Å LIFE “Scent of Murder” (2002, Suspense) Sherilyn Fenn, Costas Mandylor. Å “Demons From Her Past” (2007) Å LMN True Life ’ The Phone ’ The Phone (N) ’ MTV SpongeBob Home Improve.

Home Improve.

George Lopez ’ George Lopez ’ NICK SpongeBob Truth-Hunting Hunting Count.

Obsession Rev. Zumbo Outdrs Expedition Safari OUTDR Inside Outdoors Star Trek: Enterprise ’ Å ECW (Live) SCI-FI Star Trek: Enterprise ’ Å UFC Unleashed ’ Å Deadliest Warrior “Yakuza vs. Mafia” SPIKE CSI: Crime Scene Investigation ’ Family Guy Å Family Guy Å Family Guy Å Family Guy Å The Office Å My Boys (N) TBS Ramona (Premiere) ››› “The Mark of Zorro” (1920, Adventure) Douglas Fairbanks, ››› “Old San Francisco” (1927) Dolores TCM Å Marguerite De La Motte, Noah Beery.

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18 Kids-Count 18 Kids-Count 18 Kids-Count 18 Kids-Count Toddlers & Tiaras ’ Å TLC (7:00) NBA Basketball First Round -- Teams TBA. Å NBA Basketball First Round -- Teams TBA. (Live) Å TNT Johnny Test ’ 6TEEN 6TEEN King of the Hill King of the Hill TOON Johnny Test ’ Bizarre Foods With Andrew Zimmern Bizarre Foods With Andrew Zimmern TRAV Bizarre Foods With Andrew Zimmern House ’ Å House ’ Å House ’ Å USA

AP

TUESDAY EVENING 8 PM

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CBS

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FOX

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A&E

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BRAVO

COM DISC DISN E! ESPN FAM FOOD FX GOLF HALL HGTV HIST LIFE LMN MTV NICK OUTDR SCI-FI SPIKE TBS

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8:30

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According to Jim (N) ’ Å NCIS ’ Å

According to Jim (N) ’ Å

Reaper ’ Å

10 PM

NCIS ’ Å

The Mentalist ’ Å

(:01) Without a Trace ’ Å

Reaper ’ Å

90210 ’ Å

(Off Air)

American Idol Remaining finalists perform. ’ (Live) Å To Be Announced

Glee “Pilot” A teacher tries to reinvent the high school’s glee club. (N)

(Off Air)

9:30

10 PM

MAY 12, 2009 10:30

Dancing With the Stars One celebrity is eliminated. ’ (Live) Å The Mentalist ’ Å

(:02) Cupid (Season Finale) (N) ’ Å

90210 ’ Å

(Off Air)

(:01) Without a Trace “True” (N) ’ Å

(Off Air) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit ’ Å

The First 48 “Memphis” Å The First 48 Å The First 48 Airline executive. Å ›› “Missing in Action” (1984, War) Chuck Norris, M. Emmet Walsh, Lenore Kasdorf. An (:15) ›› “Missing in Action 2: The Begin AMC American escapes from Viet Cong and rescues others. ning” (1985) Chuck Norris.

Untamed and Uncut “Goose Attack” Headline Attacks ’ I Shouldn’t Be Alive “Jaws of Death” AP The Real Housewives of New York City Alex The Real Housewives of New York City To Be Announced BRAVO and Simon plan a party.

“Charity Wives” Å Colbert Report Futurama Å South Park Å Dane Cook: Rough Around COM Daily Show Deadliest Catch (N) ’ Out of the Wild: Alaska Experiment DISC Deadliest Catch “Put Up or Shut Up” Phineas and Ferb Wizards-Place Hannah Montana DISN ›› “Pixel Perfect” (2004, Comedy) Ricky Ullman.

E! Special E! Special E! Special

E! 2008 World Series of Poker: Europe Baseball Tonight (Live) Å ESPN 2008 World Series of Poker: Europe America’s Funniest Home Videos ’ America’s Funniest Home Videos ’ America’s Funniest Home Videos ’ FAM Good Eats Food Detectives Ace of Cakes Chopped Yucca; watermelon; tortillas.

FOOD Good Eats (7:30) ›› “I, Robot” (2004, Science Fiction) Will Smith, Bridget Moynahan.

Rescue Me (N) FX ›› “Caddyshack” (1980, Comedy) Chevy Chase, Rodney Dangerfield.

Playing Lessons GOLF The Approach The Golden Girls “What I Did for Love” (2006) Jeremy London, Dorie Barton. Å HALL The Golden Girls HGTV’s Top 10 House Hunters House Hunters House Hunters The Stagers HGTV Property Virgins How the Earth Was Made “Iceland” How the Earth Was Made “Alps” (N) Life After People (N) Å HIST Will & Grace ’ Will & Grace ’ “Homeless to Harvard: The Liz Murray Story” (2003) Thora Birch. Å LIFE “They Come Back” (2007, Suspense) Mia Kirshner. Å ›› “The People Next Door” (1996) LMN MTV Special ’ MTV Special ’ MTV Special ’ MTV SpongeBob Home Improve.

Home Improve.

George Lopez ’ George Lopez ’ NICK SpongeBob Truth-Hunting Hunting Count.

Obsession Rev. Zumbo Outdrs Expedition Safari OUTDR Inside Outdoors Star Trek: Enterprise ’ Å ECW (Live) SCI-FI Star Trek: Enterprise ’ Å UFC Unleashed ’ Å Deadliest Warrior (N) ’ SPIKE CSI: Crime Scene Investigation ’ Family Guy Å Family Guy Å Family Guy Å Family Guy Å The Office Å My Boys (N) TBS ››› “Tortilla Flat” (1942, Drama) Spencer Tracy, Hedy Lamarr, John Garfield. Steinbeck’s story “And Now Miguel” (1953) Profile of a boy who TCM of life in a California fishing village. Å dreams of being a man.

18 Kids-Count 18 Kids-Count 18 Kids-Count 18 Kids-Count Toddlers & Tiaras ’ Å TLC NBA Basketball Conference Semifinal -- Teams TBA. (Live) Å NBA Basketball TNT Johnny Test ’ 6TEEN 6TEEN King of the Hill King of the Hill TOON Johnny Test ’ Bizarre Foods With Andrew Zimmern Bizarre Foods With Andrew Zimmern TRAV Bizarre Foods With Andrew Zimmern House ’ Å House ’ Å House ’ Å USA

A&E

10:30

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit ’ Å

9 PM

American Idol Remaining finalists perform. (:01) Fringe A person with close ties to the ’ (Live) Å Fringe Division is attacked. ’ The Biggest Loser (Season Finale) (N) ’ Å

What is the dot over the letter “i” called?

MAY 19, 2009 TUESDAY EVENING

Dancing With the Stars (Season Finale) The winner. ’ (Live) Å

8:30

8 PM

ABC

CBS

CW

FOX

NBC

The First 48 A home invasion case.

The First 48 Å The First 48 Å ››› “Carlito’s Way” (1993, Crime Drama) Al Pacino, Sean Penn, Penelope Ann Miller. An ex-con finds it hard to escape his former life of crime.

A&E

AMC

Untamed and Uncut “Bull Poker” ’ Venom 911 Snake bites. ’ I Shouldn’t Be Alive “Shark Survivor” The Real Housewives of New York City Å The Real Housewives of New York City Å The Real Housewives of New Jersey

AP

Daily Show Colbert Report Futurama Å South Park Å Dane Cook: Isolated Incident Å Deadliest Catch ’ Deadliest Catch “Deadline” (N) ’ Out of the Wild: Alaska Experiment ›› “The Thirteenth Year” (1999) Chez Starbuck. Å Phineas and Ferb Wizards-Place Hannah Montana E! Special E! Special E! Special NBA Shootaround Draft Lottery NBA Basketball Western Conference Final Game 1 -- Teams TBA. Å America’s Funniest Home Videos ’ America’s Funniest Home Videos ’ America’s Funniest Home Videos ’ Good Eats Good Eats Food Detectives Ace of Cakes Chopped (7:30) ›› “Night at the Museum” (2006, Fantasy) Ben Stiller. Premiere.

Rescue Me (N) The Approach ›› “Happy Gilmore” (1996, Comedy) Adam Sandler. A hockey player joins the PGA tour.

The Golden Girls The Golden Girls “Journey to the Center of the Earth” (2008, Adventure) Rick Schroder. Å Property Virgins HGTV’s Top 10 House Hunters Designed to Sell House Hunters The Stagers (N) Nostradamus: 2012 Predictions of cataclysm. Å Life After People (N) Å Will & Grace ’ Will & Grace ’ ›› “Miracle Run” (2004, Drama) Mary-Louise Parker, Aidan Quinn. Å “Precious Victims” (1993, Drama) Park Overall, Robby Benson. Å “Fighting the Odds” MTV Special ’ MTV Special ’ MTV Special ’ SpongeBob SpongeBob Home Improve.

Home Improve.

George Lopez ’ George Lopez ’ Inside Outdoors Truth-Hunting Hunting Count.

Obsession Rev. Zumbo Outdrs Expedition Safari Star Trek: Enterprise ’ Å Star Trek: Enterprise ’ Å ECW (Live) CSI: Crime Scene Investigation ’ UFC Unleashed ’ Å Deadliest Warrior (N) ’ Family Guy Å Family Guy Å Family Guy Å Family Guy Å The Office Å My Boys (N) ››› “The Lawless” (1950, Drama) Gail Russell. Premiere. Mexican- ››› “Trial” (1955, Drama) Glenn Ford. A Mexican boy’s murder trial American fruit pickers endure humiliation. turns into a national scandal. Å 18 Kids-Count 18 Kids-Count 18 Kids-Count 18 Kids-Count Toddlers & Tiaras ’ Å Law & Order ’ Å (DVS) Law & Order “Over Here” ’ Bones “Cinderella in Cardboard” ’ Johnny Test ’ Johnny Test ’ 6TEEN 6TEEN King of the Hill King of the Hill Bizarre Foods With Andrew Zimmern Bizarre Foods: Asia Bizarre Foods With Andrew Zimmern House ’ Å House ’ Å House ’ Å

COM DISC DISN E! ESPN FAM FOOD FX GOLF HALL HGTV HIST LIFE LMN MTV NICK OUTDR SCI-FI SPIKE TBS

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BRAVO

TLC TNT TOON TRAV USA

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A Tittle

TUESDAY EVENING

8:30

9 PM

To Be Announced

9:30

10 PM

MAY 26, 2009

NCIS ’ Å

The Mentalist ’ Å

(:01) Without a Trace ’ Å

Reaper (Season Finale) (N) ’ Å

Hitched or Ditched (Series Premiere) (N) ’Å Fringe ’ Å

(Off Air)

To Be Announced

Paley Center for Media Special: Best Catch Phrases (N) ’ Å

10:30

(Off Air) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit ’ Å

The First 48 Å The First 48 Å The First 48 Å ››› “Heat” (1995, Crime Drama) Al Pacino, Robert De Niro, Val Kilmer. A homicide detective matches wits with a cunning adversary.

Untamed and Uncut ’ Å Seven Deadly Strikes ’ Å I Shouldn’t Be Alive ’ The Real Housewives of New York City Å The Real Housewives of New York City Å The Real Housewives of New Jersey Daily Show Colbert Report Futurama Å South Park Å South Park Å South Park Å Deadliest Catch “Deadline” ’ Deadliest Catch “Down to the Wire” Out of the Wild: Alaska Experiment ›› “Double Teamed” (2002) Poppi Monroe. ’ Å Phineas and Ferb Wizards-Place Hannah Montana E! Special E! Special E! Special (7:00) MLB Baseball Teams to Be Announced. (Subject to Blackout) Å Baseball Tonight (Live) Å America’s Funniest Home Videos ’ America’s Funniest Home Videos ’ America’s Funniest Home Videos ’ Good Eats Good Eats (N) Dear Food Network Sarasota, Fla. (N) Chopped “Quail; Arctic Char; Beer” › “The Marine” (2006) John Cena. Thugs kidnap the wife of a soldier.

Rescue Me (N) Greatest Game ›› “The Greatest Game Ever Played” (2005, Drama) Shia LaBeouf, Stephen Dillane.

The Golden Girls The Golden Girls ››› “Ever After: A Cinderella Story” (1998) Drew Barrymore. Å Property Virgins HGTV’s Top 10 House Hunters Designed to Sell House Hunters The Stagers (N) Seven Signs of the Apocalypse Prophecy of Armageddon. Å Life After People (N) Å Will & Grace ’ Will & Grace ’ “Unstable” (2009, Suspense) Shiri Appleby, Kathy Baker. Premiere. Å “Unwed Father” (1997, Drama) Brian Austin Green, Nicholle Tom. Å ›› “Our Very Own” (2005) Å MTV Special ’ MTV Special ’ MTV Special ’ SpongeBob SpongeBob Home Improve.

Home Improve.

George Lopez ’ George Lopez ’ Inside Outdoors Truth-Hunting Hunting Count.

Obsession Rev. Zumbo Outdrs Expedition Safari Star Trek: Enterprise ’ Å Star Trek: Enterprise ’ Å ECW (Live) CSI: Crime Scene Investigation ’ UFC Unleashed ’ Å Deadliest Warrior (N) ’ Family Guy Å Family Guy Å Family Guy Å Family Guy Å The Office Å My Boys (N) ››› “Stand and Deliver” (1988, Drama) Edward James Olmos, Lou Diamond Phillips. L.A. ›› “Walk Proud” (1978) Robby Benson, teacher Jaime Escalante leads lowly class into calculus.

Sarah Holcomb. Premiere.

18 Kids-Count 18 Kids-Count 18 Kids-Count 18 Kids-Count Toddlers & Tiaras ’ Å NBA Pregame NBA Basketball Eastern Conference Final Game 4 -- Teams TBA. (Live) Å Johnny Test ’ Johnny Test ’ 6TEEN 6TEEN King of the Hill King of the Hill Bizarre Foods With Andrew Zimmern Bizarre Foods With Andrew Zimmern Bizarre Foods With Andrew Zimmern House ’ Å House ’ Å House ’ Å

8 PM

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8:30

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9:30

Scrubs “My Finale” (Season Finale) (N) ’ Å Lost “Follow the Leader” (N) ’ Å New Adv.-Old Gary Unmarried (N) Christine ’Å America’s Next Top Model “Take Me to the Jungle” (N) ’ Å Lie to Me Lightman works with an FBI agent to find a serial rapist. (N) Law & Order: Criminal Intent “Playing Dead” ’Å

10 PM

MAY 6, 2009

WEDNESDAY EVENING

10:30

(:02) The Unusuals “42” (N) ’ Å

Criminal Minds “Roadkill” (N) ’ Å

CSI: NY “Greater Good” (N) ’ Å

90210 “The Party’s Over” Silver and Annie throw a bridal shower. Å American Idol Contestant faces elimination. ’ (Live) Å Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Hell” ’Å

(Off Air) (Off Air) Law & Order Investigating a series of hate crimes against Hispanic men. (N)

Bounty Hunter Bounty Hunter Bounty Hunter Bounty Hunter Bounty Hunter Exterminators ››› “Die Hard 2” (1990, Action) Bruce Willis, Bonnie Bedelia, William Atherton. Police hero spots military terrorists at “Clear and Present D.C. airport.

Danger” Maneaters “Fangs and Claws” Å River Monsters “Amazon Assassins” Night “Sharks/Giraffe” (N) ’ AP The Real Housewives of New York City Alex The Real Housewives of New York City Make Me a Supermodel “Naked Ambition” BRAVO and Simon plan a party.

“Charity Wives” Å (N) Å Colbert Report Futurama Å South Park Å South Park Å RENO 911! (N) COM Daily Show Time Warp ’ MythBusters (N) ’ Å Pitchmen (N) ’ DISC Time Warp (N) ’ Wizards-Place Wizards-Place Hannah Montana DISN ›› “Brother Bear” (2003) Voices of Joaquin Phoenix.

E! Special E! Special True Hollywood Story ’ Å

E! Baseball Tonight (Live) Å ESPN (7:00) MLB Baseball Teams to Be Announced. (Subject to Blackout) Å (7:30) ›› “Stepmom” (1998, Drama) Julia Roberts, Susan Sarandon. Å America’s Funniest Home Videos ’ FAM Good Eats Ace of Cakes Ace of Cakes Dinner: Impossible (N) FOOD Good Eats ›› “Van Helsing” (2004) Hugh Jackman, Kate Beckinsale. A monster hunter battles creatures in Transylvania.

FX Top 10 Live From the Players Championship GOLF 19th Hole The Golden Girls ›› “Candles on Bay Street” (2006) Alicia Silverstone, Eion Bailey. Å HALL The Golden Girls Rate My Space House Hunters Income Property House Hunters Renovation HGTV Property Virgins MonsterQuest “Lake Demons” Å MonsterQuest “Gigantic Killer Fish II” UFO Hunters “UFO Relics” (N) Å HIST Will & Grace ’ Will & Grace ’ ›› “The Book of Ruth” (2004, Drama) Christine Lahti, Nicholle Tom. Å LIFE “The Haunting of Sorority Row” (2007) Leighton Meester, Kailin See. Å “Devil’s Diary” (2007) Å LMN The Phone ’ Real World -- Road Rules Challenge Real World -- Road Rules Challenge MTV SpongeBob Home Improve.

Home Improve.

George Lopez ’ George Lopez ’ NICK SpongeBob Shooting USA Sighting Guardian Amer. Rifleman Best Defense OUTDR Step Outside Ghost Hunters ’ Å Ghost Hunters ’ Å SCI-FI Ghost Hunters ’ Å UFC Unleashed ’ Å The Ultimate Fighter (N) ’ SPIKE CSI: Crime Scene Investigation ’ House of Payne House of Payne House of Payne House of Payne House of Payne House of Payne TBS ››› “The Outlaw Josey Wales” (1976, Western) Clint Eastwood, Chief Dan George, Sondra Locke. A Confederate ››› “Rio Bravo” TCM soldier vows to avenge his family’s murder.

(1959) Jon & Kate Plus 8 Jon & Kate Plus 8 Jon & Kate Plus 8 Jon & Kate Plus 8 I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant ’ TLC NBA Basketball First Round -- Teams TBA. (Live) Å NBA Basketball TNT King of the Hill King of the Hill TOON Movie Extreme Workplaces (N) Å Man v. Food Man v. Food TRAV Hot Dog Paradise Å House ’ Å NCIS ’ Å NCIS ’ Å USA

8 PM

ABC

CBS

CW

FOX

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To Be Announced

8:30

A&E

A&E

AMC

AMC

ABC

CBS

CW

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AMC

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TLC TNT TOON TRAV USA

9 PM

9:30

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10:30

›› “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest” (2006, Adventure) Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightley. Premiere. Capt. Jack Sparrow owes a blood debt to a ghostly pirate. ’ New Adv.-Old Gary Unmarried Criminal Minds ’ Å CSI: NY (N) ’ Å Christine ’Å To Be Announced 90210 ’ Å (Off Air) American Idol The winner is revealed. ’ (Live) Å

(Off Air)

Law & Order: Criminal Intent ’ Å

Law & Order ’ Å

Life ’ Å

10 PM

10:30

New Adventures/Old Gary Unmarried Christine ’Å America’s Next Top Model ’ Å

Criminal Minds ’ Å

CSI: NY (N) ’ Å

90210 ’ Å

(Off Air)

Lie to Me The Lightman Group investigates a terrorist bombing. ’ Å Law & Order: Criminal Intent ’ Å

American Idol Contestant faces elimination. ’ (Live) Å Life ’ Å

(Off Air)

What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?

WEDNESDAY EVENING MAY 20, 2009 WEDNESDAY EVENING 8:30

9:30

Law & Order ’ Å

Bounty Hunter Bounty Hunter Dog the Bounty Hunter Å Bounty Hunter Exterminators ››› “Dirty Harry” (1971, Crime Drama) Clint Eastwood, Harry Guardino. Harry Callahan uses (:15) ››› “Death Wish” (1974) Charles unorthodox methods to capture a sniper. Å Bronson, Hope Lange. Å Animal Witness ’ Å River Monsters ’ Night “Puff Ader; Crocs and Gators” AP The Real Housewives of New York City To Be Announced Make Me a Supermodel “Rocking and Rolling” BRAVO “Charity Wives” Å (N) Å Colbert Report Futurama Å South Park Å South Park Å RENO 911! (N) COM Daily Show MythBusters (N) ’ Å Pitchmen (N) ’ DISC Time Warp (N) ’ Wizards-Place Wizards-Place Hannah Montana DISN ›› “Quints” (2000, Comedy) Kimberly J. Brown. Å E! Special E! Special True Hollywood Story ’ Å

E! Baseball Tonight (Live) Å ESPN (7:00) MLB Baseball Teams to Be Announced. (Subject to Blackout) Å ›› “The Little Rascals” (1994, Comedy) Travis Tedford, Bug Hall. Å America’s Funniest Home Videos ’ FAM Good Eats Bobby Flay Bobby Flay Dinner Imposs.

Dinner Imposs.

FOOD Good Eats ›› “Snakes on a Plane” (2006) Samuel L. Jackson, Kenan Thompson. ›› “Snakes on a Plane” (2006) FX Top 10 Big Break: Prince Edward Island Big Break: Prince Edward Island GOLF 19th Hole The Golden Girls ›› “Out to Sea” (1997) Jack Lemmon, Walter Matthau. Å HALL The Golden Girls Rate My Space House Hunters Income Property House Hunters Renovation HGTV Property Virgins MonsterQuest “Sea Monsters” Å MonsterQuest “Tasmanian Tiger” (N) UFO Hunters “Underwater Area 51” HIST Will & Grace ’ Will & Grace ’ “In God’s Country” (2007, Drama) Kelly Rowan, Richard Burgi. Å LIFE “Layover” (2000, Suspense) David Hasselhoff, Gregg Henry. Å “Murder on Pleasant Drive” (2006) LMN MTV Special ’ MTV Special ’ The Real World ’ Å MTV SpongeBob Home Improve.

Home Improve.

George Lopez ’ George Lopez ’ NICK SpongeBob Shooting USA Sighting Guardian Amer. Rifleman Best Defense OUTDR Step Outside Ghost Hunters ’ Å Ghost Hunters ’ Å SCI-FI Ghost Hunters ’ Å UFC Unleashed ’ Å The Ultimate Fighter (N) ’ SPIKE CSI: Crime Scene Investigation ’ House of Payne House of Payne House of Payne House of Payne House of Payne House of Payne TBS ››› “The Natural” (1984, Drama) Robert Redford, Robert Duvall, Glenn Close. A flawed baseball hero gets a new ›››› “Rain Man” TCM chance. Å (1988) Å Jon & Kate Plus 8 Jon & Kate Plus 8 Jon & Kate Plus 8 Jon & Kate Plus 8 I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant Å TLC NBA Basketball Conference Semifinal -- Teams TBA. NBA Basketball Conference Semifinal -- Teams TBA. TNT King of the Hill King of the Hill TOON Movie Extreme Fast Food Å Man v. Food Man v. Food TRAV Breakfast Paradise Å House ’ Å NCIS ’ Å NCIS ’ Å USA

8 PM

9 PM

Lost (Season Finale) (N) ’ Å

MAY 13, 2009

8 PM

ABC

CBS

CW

FOX

NBC

Bounty Hunter Bounty Hunter Bounty Hunter Bounty Hunter Bounty Hunter Exterminators ››› “Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines” (2003, Science Fiction) Arnold Schwarzenegger, Nick Stahl, Claire Danes. ›› “Star Trek: A cyborg protects John Connor from a superior model. Å Nemesis” (2002) The Hippo: Africa’s King of the River River Monsters “Fresh Water Shark” Night “Coyote; Migration” (N) ’ Top Chef Å Top Chef Å Make Me a Supermodel

A&E

AMC

AP

Daily Show Colbert Report Futurama Å South Park Å South Park Å RENO 911! (N) Time Warp (N) ’ MythBusters (N) ’ Å Pitchmen (N) ’ “Now You See It...” (2005) Alyson Michalka. ’ Å Phineas and Ferb Wizards-Place Hannah Montana E! Special E! Special True Hollywood Story ’ Å (7:00) MLB Baseball Teams to Be Announced. (Subject to Blackout) Å Baseball Tonight (Live) Å (7:30) ››› “Dirty Dancing” (1987) Jennifer Grey, Patrick Swayze. Å America’s Funniest Home Videos ’ Good Eats Good Eats Bobby Flay Bobby Flay Dinner Imposs.

Dinner Imposs. ›› “There’s Something About Mary” (1998, Romance-Comedy) Cameron Diaz, Matt Dillon.

There’s-Mary 19th Hole Top 10 Big Break: Prince Edward Island Big Break: Prince Edward Island The Golden Girls The Golden Girls “The Inspectors” (1998, Suspense) Louis Gossett Jr., Jonathan Silverman.

Property Virgins Rate My Space House Hunters Income Property House Hunters Renovation MonsterQuest Å MonsterQuest Monster of Whitehall.

UFO Hunters (N) Å Will & Grace ’ Will & Grace ’ ›› “Dawn Anna” (2005, Docudrama) Debra Winger, Alex Van. Å “Mary Higgins Clark’s I’ll Be Seeing You” (2004) Alison Eastwood. Å ›› “Borderline” (2002) Å MTV Special ’ MTV Special ’ The Real World ’ Å SpongeBob SpongeBob Home Improve.

Home Improve.

George Lopez ’ George Lopez ’ Step Outside Shooting USA Sighting Guardian Amer. Rifleman Best Defense Ghost Hunters ’ Å Ghost Hunters ’ Å Ghost Hunters ’ Å CSI: Crime Scene Investigation ’ UFC Unleashed ’ Å The Ultimate Fighter (N) ’ House of Payne House of Payne House of Payne House of Payne House of Payne House of Payne ›› “For Pete’s Sake” (1974, Comedy) Barbra Streisand, Michael Sarrazin. Brooklyn couple bet ›› “Harry in Your Pocket” (1973) James on pork bellies with loan shark’s money. Å Coburn, Michael Sarrazin.

Jon & Kate Plus 8 Jon & Kate Plus 8 Jon & Kate Plus 8 Jon & Kate Plus 8 I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant ’ NBA Pregame NBA Basketball Eastern Conference Final Game 1 -- Teams TBA. (Live) Å Movie King of the Hill King of the Hill Steak Paradise: A Second Helping Extreme Playtime (N) Å Man v. Food Man v. Food House ’ Å NCIS ’ Å NCIS ’ Å

COM DISC DISN E! ESPN FAM FOOD FX GOLF HALL HGTV HIST LIFE LMN MTV NICK OUTDR SCI-FI SPIKE TBS

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BRAVO

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8:30

Wipeout (Season Premiere) (N) ’ Å

They were all invented by women.

WEDNESDAY EVENING

9 PM

9:30

10 PM

MAY 27, 2009

The Goode Family Surviving Suburbia The Unusuals ’ Å ’Å (N) ’ Å George Strait: ACM Artist of the Decade All-Star Concert Performers pay tribute to George Criminal Minds ’ Å Strait. (N) ’ Å To Be Announced Hitched or Ditched ’ Å (Off Air) So You Think You Can Dance (N) ’ Å Law & Order: Criminal Intent ’ Å

10:30

(Off Air) Life ’ Å

Law & Order ’ Å

Bounty Hunter Bounty Hunter Dog the Bounty Hunter (N) Å Tattoo Highway Tattoo Highway ›› “Outbreak” (1995, Suspense) Dustin Hoffman, Rene Russo, Morgan Freeman. Army doctor fights spread of deadly virus.

Rogue Nature Chimpanzee behavior.

Top Chef Å

Your Worst Animal Nightmares ’ Top Chef Å

Night “Buffalo; Red Wolves” (N) ’ Make Me a Supermodel

Daily Show Colbert Report Futurama Å South Park Å South Park Å RENO 911! (N) Time Warp (N) ’ MythBusters (N) ’ Å Pitchmen (N) ’ “Hatching Pete” (2009, Comedy) Jason Dolley. ‘NR’ Phineas and Ferb Wizards-Place Hannah Montana E! Special E! Special True Hollywood Story ’ Å NBA Shootaround (Live) Å NBA Basketball Western Conference Final Game 5 -- Teams TBA. Å (7:00) ›› “A Cinderella Story” Å “Another Cinderella Story” (2008) Selena Gomez, Drew Seeley. Å Bobby Flay Bobby Flay Dear Food Network Bahamas. (N) Dinner Imposs.

Dinner Imposs. ›› “Behind Enemy Lines” (2001, Action) Owen Wilson, Gene Hackman. ›› “Behind Enemy Lines” (2001) 19th Hole Top 10 Big Break: Prince Edward Island Big Break: Prince Edward Island The Golden Girls The Golden Girls “The Last Brickmaker in America” (2001, Drama) Sidney Poitier. Å Property Virgins Rate My Space House Hunters Income Property House Hunters Renovation MonsterQuest “Swamp Stalker” MonsterQuest (N) Å UFO Hunters (N) Å Will & Grace ’ Will & Grace ’ “Long Lost Son” (2006, Drama) Gabrielle Anwar, Craig Sheffer. Å “Troubled Waters” (2006, Suspense) Jennifer Beals, Olivia Ballantyne. Å “Nora Roberts’ Sanctuary” (2001) MTV Special ’ MTV Special ’ The Real World ’ Å SpongeBob SpongeBob Home Improve.

Home Improve.

George Lopez ’ George Lopez ’ Step Outside Shooting USA Sighting Guardian Amer. Rifleman Best Defense Ghost Hunters ’ Å Ghost Hunters ’ Å Ghost Hunters ’ Å CSI: Crime Scene Investigation ’ UFC Unleashed ’ Å The Ultimate Fighter (N) ’ House of Payne House of Payne House of Payne House of Payne Meet the Browns Meet the Browns ››› “Angel and the Badman” (1947, Western) John Wayne, Gail Russell, Harry Carey. ›››› “Shane” (1953, Western) Alan Ladd, Quaker Prudence reforms wounded outlaw Quirt.

Jean Arthur. Å Jon & Kate Plus 8 Jon & Kate Plus 8 Jon & Kate Plus 8 Jon & Kate Plus 8 Guess Who’s Coming Over? Å Law & Order “Submission” ’ ›››› “American Beauty” (1999) Kevin Spacey, Annette Bening. Å Movie King of the Hill King of the Hill Deep Fried Paradise Crispy fare.

Extreme Roadside Adventures (N) Man v. Food Man v. Food House ’ Å NCIS ’ Å NCIS ’ Å

8 PM

ABC

CBS

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NBC

8:30

Ugly Betty “Rabbit Test” (N) ’ Å Survivor: Tocantins (N) ’ Å

Smallville “Injustice” Chloe asks Clark to kill Davis. (N) ’ Å Bones Brennan asks Booth to be the father of her child. (N) ’ Å My Name Is Earl Parks and Recre“Inside Probe” (N) ation (N) Å

9 PM

9:30

Grey’s Anatomy “What a Difference a Day Makes” (N) ’ Å CSI: Crime Scene Investigation “Hog Heaven” (N) ’ Å (DVS) Supernatural Bobby and Dean help Sam detox from demon blood. (N) ’ Hell’s Kitchen (N) ’ Å The Office “Cafe Disco” (N) Å

10 PM

MAY 7, 2009

THURSDAY EVENING

10:30

(:02) Michael J. Fox: Adventures of an Incurable Optimist (N) ’ Å (:01) Harper’s Island “Thwack” (N) ’ Å

8 PM

ABC

CBS

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FOX

(:31) 30 Rock “Mama Southland An unidentified woman is found dead

Mia” (N) in an alley. (N) ’ Å

NBC

(Off Air) (Off Air)

The First 48 Å The First 48 Å The First 48 Å ›› “Star Trek: Nemesis” (2002, Science Fiction) Patrick Stewart, Jonathan Frakes, Brent Spiner. Capt. Picard faces his ›› “Highlander” Romulan-engineered clone. Å (1986) Å Blue Planet: Seas of Life ’ Å Blue Planet: Seas of Life ’ Animal Cops Philadelphia ’ Å AP The Millionaire Matchmaker “Farrah/Kevin” The Millionaire Matchmaker “Kevin/Anthony” The Fashion Show (Series Premiere) (N) BRAVO ’ Å (Season Finale) (N) Å Colbert Report Futurama Å South Park Å Krod Mandoon South Park Å COM Daily Show Destroyed Dirty Jobs ’ Deadliest Catch “Put Up or Shut Up” DISC Destroyed Wizards-Place Wizards-Place Hannah Montana DISN ››› “Lilo & Stitch” (2002) Voices of Daveigh Chase.

Victoria Silvstedt E! Special E! Special Girl Next Door Girl Next Door

E! NBA Basketball ESPN NBA Basketball Conference Semifinal Game 2 -- Teams TBA. (Live) Å ››› “Dirty Dancing” (1987, Romance) Jennifer Grey, Patrick Swayze, Jerry Orbach. Å Whose Line?

FAM Good Eats Ace of Cakes Ace of Cakes Ace of Cakes Ace of Cakes FOOD Good Eats ››› “Déjà Vu” (2006, Suspense) Denzel Washington, Val Kilmer, Jim Caviezel. ››› Déjà Vu FX PGA Tour Golf The Players Championship -- First Round.

GOLF Live From the Players Championship The Golden Girls “Chasing a Dream” (2009, Drama) Treat Williams, Joanna Going. Å HALL The Golden Girls Pure Design (N) House Hunters House Hunters House Hunters For Rent (N) ’ HGTV Property Virgins Gangland “Everybody Killers” Å Gangland Black P. Stones. Å Warriors “Islands of Blood” (N) HIST Will & Grace Will & Grace ››› “The Interpreter” (2005, Suspense) Nicole Kidman, Sean Penn. Å LIFE › “What Girls Learn” (2001, Drama) Elizabeth Perkins, Scott Bakula. Å “The Stranger I Married” (2005) Å LMN Real World -- Road Rules Challenge Made “Ladies Man” ’ Taking the Stage (N) ’ Å MTV SpongeBob Home Improve.

Home Improve.

George Lopez ’ George Lopez ’ NICK SpongeBob Beyond the Hunt Whitetails American Hunter Bow Madness Ult. Adventures OUTDR Dream Season ››› “Star Trek: First Contact” (1996) Patrick Stewart, Jonathan Frakes.

SCI-FI Star Trek: The Next Generation ’ TNA Wrestling (N) ’ Å SPIKE UFC Unleashed ’ Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å ›› “Road Trip” (2000) Å TBS ››› “Bordertown” (1935) Paul Muni. A disbarred lawyer becomes (:45) ››› “Border Incident” (1950, Crime Drama) Ricardo Montal TCM involved in gambling and murder. Å ban, George Murphy, Howard da Silva. Å Overhaulin’ ’ Å American Chopper (N) ’ Å Heli-Loggers (N) ’ Å TLC ›› “Deep Impact” (1998) Robert Duvall. A large comet is on a collision course with Earth.

Law & Order ’ TNT Misadventures Total Drama 6TEEN King of the Hill King of the Hill TOON Chowder Million Dollar Yachts Å Sexiest Beach Sexiest Beach TRAV Fantastic Houseboats Å House ’ Å House ’ Å NCIS ’ Å USA

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CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (N) ’ Å (DVS) Supernatural ’ Å

Bones (Season Finale) A body is discovered at a popular nightclub. (N) ’ My Name Is Earl Parks and Recre’Å ation ’ Å

Hell’s Kitchen (Season Finale) Winner is (Off Air) chosen. (N) ’ Å The Office (Season (:31) 30 Rock ’ Å Southland (N) ’ Å Finale) (N) ’

(:01) Harper’s Island (N) ’ Å (Off Air)

The First 48 Å The First 48 “Lester Street” Å The First 48 Å ››› “Ocean’s Twelve” (2004, Comedy-Drama) George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon. Indebted criminals plan an elaborate heist in Europe.

Animal Cops Houston ’ The Fashion Show Two challenges; one competitor is sent home. (N) Colbert Report Futurama Å South Park Å Krod Mandoon Krod Mandoon COM Daily Show Destroyed Dirty Jobs ’ Deadliest Catch ’ DISC Destroyed Wizards-Place Wizards-Place Hannah Montana DISN ›› “A Goofy Movie” (1995) Voices of Bill Farmer. ‘G’ Victoria Silvstedt E! Special E! Special Girl Next Door Girl Next Door

E! NBA Basketball ESPN NBA Basketball Conference Semifinal Game 6 -- Teams TBA. If necessary. (Live) Å ›› “Legally Blonde” (2001) Reese Witherspoon, Luke Wilson. Å America’s Funniest Home Videos ’ FAM Good Eats Iron Chef America Ace of Cakes Ace of Cakes FOOD Good Eats ››› “Cast Away” (2000) Tom Hanks, Helen Hunt. A courier company executive is marooned on a remote island.

FX PGA Tour Golf Valero Texas Open -- First Round. From LaCantera Golf Club in San Antonio.

GOLF Monday-Master The Golden Girls “The Valley of Light” (2007, Drama) Chris Klein, Gretchen Mol. Å HALL The Golden Girls Pure Design (N) House Hunters House Hunters House Hunters For Rent (N) ’ HGTV Property Virgins Gangland “Dead Man Inc.” Å Gangland “Gangster City” Chicago.

Warriors “Special Forces” (N) Å HIST Will & Grace ’ Will & Grace ’ ››› “Love Actually” (2003) Hugh Grant, Laura Linney. Premiere. Å LIFE “Moment of Truth: Justice for Annie” (1996, Drama) Peggy Lipton. Å “Sybil” (2008) Jessica Lange. Å LMN MTV Special ’ MTV Special ’ MTV Special ’ MTV SpongeBob Home Improve.

Home Improve.

George Lopez ’ George Lopez ’ NICK SpongeBob Beyond the Hunt Whitetails American Hunter Bow Madness Ult. Adventures OUTDR Dream Season ››› “Serenity” (2005, Science Fiction) Nathan Fillion, Gina Torres.

SCI-FI Star Trek: The Next Generation ’ TNA Wrestling (N) ’ Å SPIKE UFC Unleashed ’ Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å ›› “I Spy” (2002) Eddie Murphy.

TBS ›› “Mexican Spitfire” (1939) Lupe Velez. A man poses as an English ››› “My Man and I” (1952) Ricardo Montalban. A Mexican tries to TCM lord to save a business contract. restore an alcoholic friend’s health. Å Overhaulin’ ’ Å American Chopper (N) ’ Å Street Customs (N) ’ Å TLC ›› “The Da Vinci Code” (2006) Tom Hanks. A religious mystery could rock foundations of Christianity. Å TNT Misadventures Total Drama 6TEEN King of the Hill King of the Hill TOON Chowder Bizarre Foods With Andrew Zimmern Bridget’s Sexiest Beaches “Mexico” TRAV Bizarre Foods With Andrew Zimmern House ’ Å House ’ Å NCIS ’ Å USA

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The First 48 Å The First 48 “Snapped; Fallen Angel” Crime 360 “Ashes to Ashes” Å › “Catwoman” (2004, Action) Halle Berry, Benjamin Bratt, Sharon Stone. A shy artist acquires feline strength and agility. ›› “Constantine” Å (2005) Å Blue Planet: Seas of Life ’ Blue Planet: Seas of Life ’ Å Animal Cops Houston ’ Top Chef Å The Real Housewives of New York City Å The Fashion Show

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The First 48 Graduate shot. Å The First 48 “Blackout” Å Crime 360 Detectives find a body. (N) ››› “The Rookie” (2002, Drama) Dennis Quaid, Rachel Griffiths, Jay Hernandez. A high-school baseball coach tries out for the major league.

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Daily Show Colbert Report Futurama Å South Park Å Krod Mandoon Krod Mandoon Destroyed Destroyed Dirty Jobs ’ Deadliest Catch “Deadline” ’ ›› “Return to Never Land” (2002) ’ ‘G’ Å Wizards-Place Wizards-Place Hannah Montana Victoria Silvstedt E! Special E! Special Girl Next Door Girl Next Door NBA Shootaround (Live) Å NBA Basketball Western Conference Final Game 2 -- Teams TBA. Å (7:30) ›› “The Prince & Me” (2004) Julia Stiles, Luke Mably. Å America’s Funniest Home Videos ’ Good Eats Barley.

Good Eats Iron Chef America Ace of Cakes Ace of Cakes ›› “Alien vs. Predator” (2004) Sanaa Lathan, Raoul Bova. ›› “The Mummy Returns” (2001) LPGA Tour Golf PGA Tour Golf HP Byron Nelson Championship -- First Round. From Irving, Texas.

The Golden Girls The Golden Girls “Code 11-14” (2003, Suspense) David James Elliott, Terry Farrell. Å Property Virgins Pure Design (N) House Hunters House Hunters House Hunters For Rent (N) ’ Gangland “Blood Oath” Å Gangland “Blood in, Blood Out” Gangland “Biker Wars 2” Å Will & Grace ’ Will & Grace ’ ››› “Akeelah and the Bee” (2006, Drama) Laurence Fishburne. Å ›› “Love’s Deadly Triangle: The Texas Cadet Murder” (1997) Å “Someone to Love Me” MTV Special ’ MTV Special ’ MTV Special ’ SpongeBob SpongeBob Home Improve.

Home Improve.

George Lopez ’ George Lopez ’ Dream Season Beyond the Hunt Whitetails American Hunter Bow Madness Ult. Adventures (7:00) ››› “The Thing” (1982) ››› “Total Recall” (1990) Arnold Schwarzenegger, Rachel Ticotin.

UFC Unleashed ’ TNA Wrestling (N) ’ Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å ›› “Head of State” (2003) Å ›› “Greenwich Village” (1944, Musical Comedy) Carmen Miranda, ›››› “West Side Story” (1961) Natalie Wood. Tragedy clouds the Don Ameche, William Bendix. Premiere. romance of two young lovers. Å Overhaulin’ ’ Å American Chopper (N) ’ Å Street Customs (N) ’ Å ›› “The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift” (2006) Lucas Black. Å Law & Order “Melting Pot” ’ Chowder Misadventures Total Drama 6TEEN King of the Hill King of the Hill 21 Hottest Caribbean Escapes Å Extreme Terror Rides Thrill rides.

Bridget’s Sexiest Beaches “Florida” House ’ Å House ’ Å NCIS ’ Å

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CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (N) ’ Å (DVS) Supernatural ’ Å

To Be Announced Smallville ’ Å

So You Think You Can Dance (Season Premiere) (N) ’ Å My Name Is Earl ’Å

Parks and Recreation (N) Å

The Office ’ Å

(:01) Harper’s Island (N) ’ Å (Off Air) (Off Air)

(:31) 30 Rock (N) ’Å

Southland (Season Finale) (N) ’ Å

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Smallville ’ Å

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (N) ’ Å (DVS) Supernatural ’ Å

Bones ’ Å

So You Think You Can Dance (N) ’ Å

(Off Air)

The Office ’ Å

Southland (N) ’ Å

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Parks and Recreation (N) Å

Blue Planet: Seas of Life “Deep” ’ Top Chef Å

(:31) 30 Rock (N) ’Å

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The Blue Planet “Open Ocean” ’ Animal Cops Houston ’ The Real Housewives of New York City Å The Fashion Show

Daily Show Colbert Report Futurama Å South Park Å Krod Mandoon Krod Mandoon Destroyed Destroyed Dirty Jobs ’ Deadliest Catch “Down to the Wire” ›› “Beethoven’s 2nd” (1993, Comedy) Charles Grodin, Bonnie Hunt. ‘PG’ Wizards-Place Hannah Montana Victoria Silvstedt E! Special E! Special Girl Next Door Girl Next Door College Softball: NCAA World Series College Softball: NCAA World Series ››› “Mean Girls” (2004, Comedy) Lindsay Lohan, Rachel McAdams. Å America’s Funniest Home Videos ’ Paula’s Southern BBQ Dear Food Network Family secrets.

Ace of Cakes Ace of Cakes ››› “Coach Carter” (2005) Samuel L. Jackson. A high-school basketball coach pushes his team to excel.

Haney Project PGA Tour Golf Crowne Plaza Invitational -- First Round.

The Golden Girls The Golden Girls “Relative Stranger” (2009, Drama) Eriq La Salle, Cicely Tyson. Å Property Virgins Pure Design (N) House Hunters House Hunters House Hunters For Rent (N) ’ Modern Marvels Trucking industry.

Gangland “NYC” Å Gangland Skinhead gangs. Å Will & Grace ’ Will & Grace ’ ›› “You’ve Got Mail” (1998) Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan, Parker Posey. Å “The Two Mr. Kissels” (2008) John Stamos, Robin Tunney. Å “Lethal Vows” (1999) John Ritter.

MTV Special ’ MTV Special ’ MTV Special ’ SpongeBob SpongeBob Home Improve.

Home Improve.

George Lopez ’ George Lopez ’ Dream Season Beyond the Hunt Whitetails American Hunter Bow Madness Ult. Adventures (7:00) › “Alone in the Dark” (2005) ›› “Pitch Black” (2000, Science Fiction) Radha Mitchell, Vin Diesel.

UFC Unleashed ’ TNA Wrestling (N) ’ Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å ›› “Last Holiday” (2006) Å ››› “Popi” (1969, Comedy-Drama) Alan Arkin, Rita Moreno, Miguel Alejandro. Puerto Rican ››› “My Family/Mi Familia” (1995) Jimmy widower schemes to get sons out of Spanish Harlem.

Smits. Premiere.

Overhaulin’ ’ Å American Chopper (N) ’ Å Street Customs (N) ’ Å NBA Pregame NBA Basketball Eastern Conference Final Game 5 -- Teams TBA. If necessary. (Live) Å Chowder Misadventures Total Drama 6TEEN King of the Hill King of the Hill 21 Sexiest Beach Bars Å Extreme Waterparks Å Bridget’s Sexiest Beaches (N) Å House ’ Å House ’ Å NCIS ’ Å

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››› “Happy Feet” (2006) Voices of Elijah Wood. Premiere. Animated. An emperor penguin expresses himself through tap-dancing. ’ Ghost Whisperer “Endless Love” Melinda Flashpoint “Last Dance” (N) ’ Å prepares for her wedding. (N) Everybody Hates The Game Perfect America’s Next Top Model “Take Me to the Chris ’ Å wedding dress.

Jungle” ’ Å Prison Break “Cowboys & Indians” (N) ’ Å (:01) Dollhouse Alpha’s obsession with Echo puts Caroline in danger. ’ Howie Do It ’ Å Howie Do It Chaotic Dateline NBC ’ Å waiting room.

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NUMB3RS The team investigates a series of copycat bank robberies. (N) (Off Air) (Off Air)

CSI: Miami “Dangerous Son” Å CSI: Miami “Cyber-lebrity” ’ Å CSI: Miami “Inside Out” ’ Å ›› “Stripes” (1981, Comedy) Bill Murray, Harold Ramis, Warren Oates. Premiere. A joy ride takes two Army recruits ››› “Blazing across enemy lines.

Saddles” (1974) I Was Bitten ’ Escape to Chimp Eden (N) ’ Bear Feeding Frenzy ’ AP ›› “The Lost World: Jurassic Park” (1997, Adventure) Jeff Goldblum, Julianne Moore, Pete Postlethwaite. An expedition returns to monitor BRAVO dinosaurs’ progress. Å Colbert Report Futurama Å Krod Mandoon Com.-Presents Com.-Presents COM Daily Show Doing Da Vinci ’ Doing Da Vinci ’ DISC Doing Da Vinci ’ Phineas and Ferb ›› “Chicken Little” (2005) Voices of Zach Braff. ‘G’ Hannah Montana DISN Suite Life-Deck Candy Girls Candy Girls Kardashians Kardashians The Soup (N) E! Special

E! NBA Basketball ESPN NBA Basketball Conference Semifinal Game 3 -- Teams TBA. (Live) Å ››› “The Family Man” (2000) Nicolas Cage. A Wall Street playboy wakes to an alternate suburban existence.

FAM Unwrapped Ace of Cakes Ace of Cakes Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives FOOD Unwrapped ››› “Ray” (2004) Jamie Foxx, Kerry Washington. Ray Charles overcomes hardships to become a legend.

FX PGA Tour Golf The Players Championship -- Second Round.

GOLF Live From the Players Championship “Living Out Loud” (2009, Drama) Gail O’Grady, Michael Shanks. Å HALL (7:00) “A Stranger’s Heart” (2007) Myles of Style (N) House Hunters Bang, Buck House Hunters The Unsellables HGTV Property Virgins Modern Marvels “Truck Stops” Patton 360 “American Blitzkrieg” (N) Star Trek: Beyond the Final Frontier HIST Will & Grace ’ Will & Grace ’ Wife Swap “Harris/Van Noy” Å Wife Swap ’ Å LIFE ›› “Message in a Bottle” (1999, Romance) Kevin Costner, Robin Wright Penn. Premiere. Å The Test of Love LMN Taking the Stage ’ Å Real World -- Road Rules Challenge College Life ’ College Life ’ MTV SpongeBob SpongeBob George Lopez ’ George Lopez ’ NICK The Fairly OddParents Å Classic Patterns Fish TV Strike King Pro Bill Dance Salt.

OUTDR Adventure Guides Trevor Gowdy Moonlight ’ Å Primeval (N) SCI-FI (6:30) “Star Trek: First Contact” ›› “Rambo: First Blood Part II” (1985, Action) Sylvester Stallone. ’ SPIKE CSI: Crime Scene Investigation ’ Family Guy Å Family Guy Å ››› “Ocean’s Eleven” (2001) George Clooney, Matt Damon. Å TBS ›››› “Goldfinger” (1964, Action) Sean Connery, Gert Frobe. Premiere. Agent 007 fights ››› “Thunderball” (1965) Sean Connery, TCM Oddjob and a madman’s Fort Knox scheme.

Claudine Auger. Premiere.

What Not to Wear ’ Å Wild Weddings (N) ’ Å Say Yes-Dress Say Yes-Dress TLC ››› “Men in Black” (1997, Comedy) Tommy Lee Jones, Will Smith. Å ›› “The Chronicles of Riddick” TNT Sec. Saturdays Star Wars Clo. Ben 10: Alien King of the Hill King of the Hill TOON Batman: Brave Ghost Adventures Å Mysterious Journeys Å TRAV Extreme Restaurants Å House ’ Å House ’ Å House ’ Å USA

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Ghost Whisperer (Season Finale) Melinda Flashpoint ’ Å NUMB3RS ’ Å fears for her unborn child. (N) ’ Everybody Hates The Game ’ Å America’s Next Top Model ’ Å (Off Air) Chris ’ Å Prison Break “Rate of Exchange; Killing Your Number” (Series Finale) Michael tries to bring down (Off Air) the Company. (N) ’ Å Howie Do It ’ Å Howie Do It ’ Å Dateline NBC ’ Å

CSI: Miami “Bang, Bang, Your Debt” CSI: Miami The lab loses body. Å CSI: Miami “Sunblock” ’ Å ›› “Happy Gilmore” (1996, Comedy) Adam Sandler, Christopher McDonald, Julie Bowen. A AMC Storymakers “Summer Blockbusters” hockey player joins the PGA tour. Å (N) Å Whale Wars “Needle in a Haystack” Whale Wars “Nothing’s Ideal” Å Escape to Chimp Eden (N) ’ AP (7:00) ›› “Serendipity” (2001) John Cusack, ›› “You’ve Got Mail” (1998, Romance-Comedy) Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan, Parker Posey. Two BRAVO Kate Beckinsale. Å bitter business rivals conduct an online love affair. Å Colbert Report Futurama Å RENO 911! Å Com.-Presents Com.-Presents COM Daily Show American Loggers ’ American Loggers ’ DISC American Loggers ’ Phineas and Ferb ››› “Finding Nemo” (2003) Voices of Albert Brooks.

Phineas and Ferb DISN Suite Life-Deck Candy Girls Candy Girls Kardashians Kardashians The Soup (N) E! Special

E! NBA Basketball ESPN NBA Basketball Conference Semifinal Game 6 -- Teams TBA. If necessary. (Live) Å That ’70s Show That ’70s Show That ’70s Show That ’70s Show America’s Funniest Home Videos ’ FAM Unwrapped Diner, Drive-In Diner, Drive-In Ace of Cakes “Lost in Hawaii” FOOD Unwrapped ›› “Groundhog Day” (1993) Bill Murray, Andie MacDowell, Chris Elliott.

That ’70s Show That ’70s Show FX PGA Tour Golf Valero Texas Open -- Second Round. From LaCantera Golf Club in San Antonio.

GOLF PGA Tour Golf “The Nanny Express” (2009, Drama) Vanessa Marcil, Brennan Elliot. Å HALL (7:00) ›› “See Jane Date” (2003) Myles of Style House Hunters Bang, Buck House Hunters The Unsellables HGTV Property Virgins Modern Marvels “Copper” Copper.

Patton 360 “Leading the Charge” (N) Mysteries of the Freemasons Rituals.

HIST Will & Grace ’ Will & Grace ’ Wife Swap “Aguirre/Ray” ’ Å Wife Swap “Burkhalter/Elliott” Å LIFE “Country Justice” (1997, Drama) George C. Scott, Ally Sheedy. Å “Their Eyes Were Watching God” LMN MTV Special ’ MTV Special ’ MTV Special ’ MTV SpongeBob SpongeBob George Lopez ’ George Lopez ’ NICK The Fairly OddParents Å Classic Patterns Fish TV Strike King Pro Bill Dance Salt.

OUTDR Adventure Guides Trevor Gowdy Moonlight ’ Å Primeval (N) SCI-FI (6:30) ››› “Serenity” (2005) ››› “Any Given Sunday” (1999) Al Pacino, Cameron Diaz. Premiere. ’ SPIKE CSI: Crime Scene Investigation ’ Family Guy Å Family Guy Å ›› “Deliver Us From Eva” (2003) LL Cool J, Gabrielle Union. Å TBS ››› “You Only Live Twice” (1967, Action) Sean Connery, Akiko Wakabayashi. Premiere. ››› “Diamonds Are Forever” (1971) Sean TCM Agent 007 poses as Asian to foil SPECTRE’s Blofeld.

Connery. Premiere.

What Not to Wear ’ Å Wild Weddings (N) ’ Å Say Yes-Dress Say Yes-Dress TLC ››› “The Bourne Supremacy” (2004) Matt Damon, Franka Potente. Å ››› “The Bourne Supremacy” TNT Sec. Saturdays Star Wars Clo. Ben 10: Alien King of the Hill King of the Hill TOON Batman: Brave Ghost Adventures Å Mysteries of the Smithsonian Å TRAV Extreme Workplaces Å

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MAY 22, 2009

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CSI: Miami “Chain Reaction” Å CSI: Miami “Permanent Vacation” ’ CSI: Miami “Stand Your Ground” ’ ›› “Outbreak” (1995, Suspense) Dustin Hoffman, Rene Russo, Morgan Freeman. Army doctor fights spread of deadly virus.

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Whale Wars ’ Å Movie

AP

Ghost Whisperer ’ Å

Flashpoint ’ Å

NUMB3RS ’ Å

Everybody Hates The Game ’ Å Chris ’ Å Don’t Forget the Lyrics! (N) ’ Å

To Be Announced

(Off Air)

To Be Announced

(Off Air)

Howie Do It ’ Å

Dateline NBC ’ Å

Howie Do It ’ Å

Whale Wars “We Are Hooligans” ’

Escape to Chimp Eden (N) ’

Daily Show Colbert Report Futurama Å RENO 911! Å Com.-Presents Com.-Presents Dirty Jobs ’ Dirty Jobs ’ Swamp Loggers (Series Premiere) (N) Suite Life-Deck Phineas and Ferb ›› “Spy Kids 3: Game Over” (2003, Adventure) ‘PG’ Hannah Montana Candy Girls Candy Girls Kardashians Kardashians The Soup (N) E! Special College Softball NCAA Super Regional -- Teams TBA. (Live) Å Baseball Tonight (Live) Å That ’70s Show That ’70s Show That ’70s Show That ’70s Show America’s Funniest Home Videos ’ Unwrapped Unwrapped Diner, Drive-In Diner, Drive-In Unwrapped “Snacks” Snacks.

(6:00) ›› XXX ›› “XXX: State of the Union” (2005, Action) Ice Cube, Willem Dafoe.

That ’70s Show LPGA Tour Golf PGA Tour Golf HP Byron Nelson Championship -- Second Round. From Irving, Texas.

(7:00) “Claire” (2007, Suspense) Å ›› “Stone Cold” (2005, Mystery) Tom Selleck, Mimi Rogers. Å Property Virgins Myles of Style (N) House Hunters Bang, Buck House Hunters The Unsellables ›››› “Unforgiven” (1992) Clint Eastwood. Clint Eastwood’s Oscar-winning portrait of an aged gunman.

Will & Grace ’ Will & Grace ’ Wife Swap “Fontaine/Herman” Å Wife Swap “Pyke/Smith” ’ Å “In Her Mother’s Footsteps” (2006, Suspense) Emma Caulfield. Å “Nora Roberts’ Angels Fall” (2007) MTV Special ’ MTV Special ’ MTV Special ’ SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob George Lopez ’ George Lopez ’ Adventure Guides Trevor Gowdy Classic Patterns Fish TV Strike King Pro Bill Dance Salt.

(6:30) ››› “Total Recall” (1990) ››› “The Descent” (2005, Horror) Shauna Macdonald, Natalie Mendoza.

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation ’ ››› “Training Day” (2001) Denzel Washington, Ethan Hawke. ’ Family Guy Å Family Guy Å ›› “What Women Want” (2000) Mel Gibson, Helen Hunt. Å ››› “Marnie” (1964, Suspense) Tippi Hedren, Sean Connery, Diane Baker. A woman’s complex (:15) ››› “The Hill” (1965, Drama) Sean life turns her into a compulsive thief. Å Connery, Harry Andrews. Å Jon & Kate Plus 8 Jon & Kate Plus 8 Jon & Kate Plus 8 Jon & Kate Plus 8 Jon & Kate Plus 8 Jon & Kate Plus 8 NBA Pregame NBA Basketball Eastern Conference Final Game 2 -- Teams TBA. (Live) Å Batman: Brave Sec. Saturdays Star Wars Clo. Ben 10: Alien King of the Hill King of the Hill Extreme Fast Food Ghost Adventures Å Ghost Adventures Å House ’ Å House ’ Å House ’ Å

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Supernanny ’ Å

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20/20 Å

Ghost Whisperer ’ Å

Flashpoint ’ Å

NUMB3RS ’ Å

Everybody Hates The Game ’ Å Chris ’ Å Don’t Forget the Lyrics! ’ Å

To Be Announced

(Off Air)

Mental (Series Premiere) (N) ’ Å

(Off Air)

Howie Do It ’ Å

Dateline NBC ’ Å

Howie Do It ’ Å

MAY 29, 2009 10:30

CSI: Miami “CSI: My Nanny” Å CSI: Miami “Guerillas in the Mist” ’ CSI: Miami “Miami Confidential” ’ ››› “Batman Begins” (2005, Action) Christian Bale, Michael Caine, Liam Neeson. Bruce Wayne becomes Gotham City’s Dark Knight. Å Whale Wars ’ Å Movie

Whale Wars “Ladies First” ’

Escape to Chimp Eden (N) ’

Daily Show Colbert Report Futurama Å RENO 911! Å Com.-Presents Com.-Presents Nature’s Most Amazing Events ’ Nature’s Most Amazing Events ’ Swamp Loggers (N) ’ Suite Life-Deck Phineas and Ferb ›› “Sky High” (2005) Michael Angarano. ’ ‘PG’ Å Phineas and Ferb Candy Girls Candy Girls Kardashians Kardashians The Soup (N) E! Special NBA Shootaround (Live) Å NBA Basketball Western Conference Final Game 6 -- Teams TBA. Å That ’70s Show That ’70s Show That ’70s Show That ’70s Show America’s Funniest Home Videos ’ Unwrapped Unwrapped Dear Food Network Cabo San Lucas.

Diner, Drive-In Diner, Drive-In (7:00) ›› “Big Momma’s House” › “Big Momma’s House 2” (2006, Comedy) Martin Lawrence, Nia Long.

PGA Tour Golf PGA Tour Golf Crowne Plaza Invitational -- Second Round.

(7:00) “Sacrifices of the Heart” Å “Thicker Than Water” (2005, Drama) Melissa Gilbert, Lindsay Wagner. Å Property Virgins Myles of Style (N) House Hunters Bang, Buck House Hunters The Unsellables Time Machine Å MonsterQuest Å Will & Grace Will & Grace Wife Swap “Flummerfelt/Bray” Å Wife Swap “Patrick/Leierwood” ’ “Last Exit” (2006, Suspense) Kathleen Robertson, Andrea Roth. Å “Hidden Evil” (2002) Polly Walker.

MTV Special ’ MTV Special ’ MTV Special ’ SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob George Lopez ’ George Lopez ’ Adventure Guides Trevor Gowdy Classic Patterns Fish TV Strike King Pro Bill Dance Salt.

Star Trek: The Next Generation ’ Moonlight ’ Å Primeval (N) CSI: Crime Scene Investigation ’ ›› “Die Another Day” (2002, Action) Pierce Brosnan, Halle Berry. ’ Å Family Guy Å Family Guy Å ›› “Rush Hour 2” (2001, Action) (PA) Jackie Chan, Chris Tucker. Å ››› “The Wind and the Lion” (1975, Adventure) Sean Connery, Candice Bergen. An Ameri- (:15) ››› “The Great Train Robbery” can family is kidnapped by a Moroccan leader. Å (1979) Sean Connery. Å Wild Weddings (N) ’ Å What Not to Wear (N) ’ Å Say Yes-Dress Say Yes-Dress ››› “Twister” (1996, Action) Helen Hunt, Bill Paxton, Cary Elwes. Å ››› “Twister” (1996) Helen Hunt.

Batman: Brave Sec. Saturdays Star Wars Clo. Ben 10: Alien King of the Hill King of the Hill Extreme Playtime Å Ghost Adventures Å Ghost Adventures Å House ’ Å House ’ Å House ’ Å

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(Off Air) (7:00) NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup -- Southern 500. From Darlington Raceway in Darlington, S.C. ’ (Live) Å

CSI: Miami “Witness to Murder” ’ CSI: Miami “Blood Moon” ’ Å The Sopranos “The Sopranos” ’ › “Catwoman” (2004, Action) Halle Berry, Benjamin Bratt, Sharon Stone. A shy artist acquires ››› “Batman Begins” (2005) Christian AMC feline strength and agility. Å Bale, Michael Caine. Å It’s Me or the Dog Pomeranian. ’ Groomer Has It “Tying the Knot” (N) Most Outrageous “Animal Park” (N) AP The Fashion Show ››› “Top Gun” (1986, Adventure) Tom Cruise, Kelly McGillis. A hot-shot Navy jet pilot downs BRAVO MiGs and loves an astrophysicist.

Jeff Dunham: Arguing With Myself Jim Gaffigan: King Baby Å COM “Blue Collar Comedy Tour” Out of the Wild: Alaska Experiment Out of the Wild: Alaska Experiment DISC Out of the Wild: Alaska Experiment Wizards-Place ›› “The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl” (2005) Phineas and Ferb DISN Jonas (N) Å E! Special E! Special Saturday Night Live ’ Å

E! Baseball Tonight (Live) Å NBA Basketball ESPN Boxing 1993 Bowe vs. Holyfield II. ›› “Notting Hill” (1999) Julia Roberts, Hugh Grant. A bookseller and a movie star have an unlikely romance. Å FAM Ace of Cakes Ace of Cakes “Lost in Hawaii” (N) Ace of Cakes Ace of Cakes FOOD Ace of Cakes ›› “X-Men: The Last Stand” (2006) Hugh Jackman. A cure for mutations divides the X-Men. League-Gentle.

FX Live From the Players Championship GOLF Live From the Players Championship “The Good Witch’s Garden” (2009, Drama) Catherine Bell, Chris Potter. Å HALL (7:00) “The Good Witch” (2008) Å Dear Genevieve Color Splash House Hunters House Hunters House Hunters HGTV Divine Design (N) Modern Marvels Behind the scenes at the Magic Kingdom. Å Life After People Å HIST (7:00) ›› “Odd Girl Out” (2005) › “Because I Said So” (2007) Diane Keaton, Mandy Moore. Premiere. Å LIFE ›› “Message in a Bottle” (1999, Romance) Kevin Costner, Robin Wright Penn. Å Bed of Roses LMN College Life ’ College Life ’ College Life ’ Taking the Stage ’ Å The Phone ’ MTV True Jackson, VP iCarly ’ Å iCarly ’ Å George Lopez ’ George Lopez ’ NICK iCarly ’ Å Best of the West Western Extreme Ultimate Hunting Zumbo Outdrs Outdoor Ch. OUTDR Turkey Call Å ››› “The Descent” (2005, Horror) Shauna Macdonald. Premiere.

SCI-FI (7:00) › “See No Evil” (2006) Kane.

The Ultimate Fighter ’ The Ultimate Fighter ’ SPIKE The Ultimate Fighter ’ (7:00) ››› “Ocean’s Eleven” Å (:15) ››› “Catch Me if You Can” (2002) Leonardo DiCaprio. Å TBS ›››› “Mutiny on the Bounty” (1935, Adventure) Charles Laughton, Clark Gable, Franchot Tone. An officer and ››› “Captain TCM shipmates overthrow a cruel captain. Å (DVS) Blood” (1935) Jon & Kate Plus 8 Jon & Kate Plus 8 Royal Inquest (N) ’ To Be Announced TLC ››› “Kill Bill: Vol. 1” (2003, Action) Uma Thurman, Lucy Liu. Å ››› “Kill Bill: Vol. 2” (2004) Å TNT 6TEEN 6TEEN 6TEEN King of the Hill King of the Hill TOON Total Drama Man v. Food Today Show On-Location Brown-Weekends Brown-Weekends TRAV Man v. Food NCIS ’ Å NCIS ’ Å NCIS ’ Å USA

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Kings “Pilgrimage” King Silas takes David with Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Baghim on a pilgrimage. (N) gage” ’ Å

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››› “Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire” (2005, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson. Voldemort lays a trap for Harry at the Triwizard Tournament. ’ Å Crimetime Saturday ’ Å Crimetime Saturday ’ Å 48 Hours Mystery ’ Å (Off Air) Cops (N) ’ Å

Cops (N) ’ Å

Kings ’ Å

America’s Most Wanted: America Fights Back (N) ’ Å Law & Order ’ Å

(Off Air) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit ’ Å

CSI: Miami “Slow Burn” ’ Å CSI: Miami “Stalkerazzi” ’ Å The Sopranos ’ Å ››› “Die Hard 2” (1990, Action) Bruce Willis, Bonnie Bedelia, William Atherton. Police hero spots military terrorists at “Terminator 3: D.C. airport.

Machines” It’s Me or the Dog Single mother. ’ Groomer Has It (N) ’ Beverly Hills Groomer ’ To Be Announced To Be Announced The Real Housewives of New Jersey Å ›› “Employee of the Month” (2006) Dane Cook. Two store clerks vie for a coveted award.

Dane Cook Belly of the Beast ’ Belly of the Beast ’ Belly of the Beast ’ Jonas (N) Å Wizards-Place “Hatching Pete” (2009, Comedy) Jason Dolley. ‘NR’ Phineas and Ferb E! Special E! Special Saturday Night Live ’ Å Kobe: Doin’ Work (N) Baseball Tonight (Live) Å (6:30) ›› “Jumanji” (1995) Å ››› “Beetlejuice” (1988, Comedy) Michael Keaton, Alec Baldwin. Å Unwrapped “Snacks” Snacks.

Unwrapped Unwrapped Unwrapped Unwrapped ›› “Underworld: Evolution” (2006, Horror) Kate Beckinsale, Scott Speedman, Tony Curran.

Taking Lives PGA Tour Golf: Champions -- Regions Charity Classic PGA Tour Golf: Nationwide Tour -- BMW Charity Pro-Am (7:00) ›› “A Cool, Dry Place” Å ››› “Ever After: A Cinderella Story” (1998) Drew Barrymore. Å Divine Design Dear Genevieve Color Splash House Hunters House Hunters House Hunters Angels & Demons Decoded Plot to destroy the Catholic Church. Å Beyond The Da Vinci Code Å (7:00) “Panic Button” (2007) Å “Taken in Broad Daylight” (2009) James Van Der Beek. Premiere. Å ›› “Fifteen and Pregnant” (1998) Kirsten Dunst, Park Overall. Å “Natalee Holloway” (2009) Å MTV Special ’ MTV Special ’ MTV Special ’ iCarly ’ Å True Jackson, VP iCarly ’ Å iCarly ’ Å George Lopez ’ George Lopez ’ Turkey Call Å Best of the West Western Extreme Ultimate Hunting Zumbo Outdrs Outdoor Ch. “War of the Worlds 2” ›› “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy” (2005) Martin Freeman.

DEA “Flip The Stripper” ’ DEA “Drug Dealing Deli” ’ DEA “Two Million Dollar Dead Drop” “Win a Date With Tad Hamilton!” ›› “Monster-in-Law” (2005) Jennifer Lopez, Jane Fonda. Å ››› “The Devil and Daniel Webster” (1941, Fantasy) Edward Arnold, Walter Huston. Daniel ›› “Eyes in the Night” (1942, Mystery) Webster defends a farmer in a court of hell. Å Edward Arnold, Ann Harding.

Jon & Kate Plus 8 Jon & Kate Plus 8 Royal Inquest (N) ’ To Be Announced (6:30) ››› “G.I. Jane” (1997) Å ››› “The Rock” (1996, Action) Sean Connery, Nicolas Cage. Å Total Drama 6TEEN 6TEEN 6TEEN King of the Hill King of the Hill Man v. Food Man v. Food Bridget’s Sexiest Beaches “Mexico” Brown-Weekends Brown-Weekends ››› “Blood Diamond” (2006) Leonardo DiCaprio. Premiere. Two men join in a quest to recover a priceless gem.

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NBA Countdown NBA Basketball Western Conference Final Game 3 -- Teams TBA. (Live) Å (Live) Å Crimetime Saturday ’ Å Crimetime Saturday ’ Å 48 Hours Mystery ’ Å

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(Off Air) Cops ’ Å Kings ’ Å

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America’s Most Wanted: America Fights Back ’ Å Law & Order ’ Å

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CSI: Miami “Invasion” ’ Å CSI: Miami “Money for Nothing” ’ The Sopranos “College” ’ Å ››› “Pale Rider” (1985, Western) Clint Eastwood, Michael Moriarty, Carrie Snodgress. Gold prospectors are harassed ››› “Joe Kidd” by a corrupt power baron. Å (1972) Å It’s Me or the Dog ’ Å Groomer Has It “Piggies” (N) ’ Beverly Hills Groomer (N) ’ To Be Announced To Be Announced To Be Announced

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(6:30) ›› “Beerfest” (2006) Å Dave Chappelle: Killin’ Them Softly Louis C.K.: Chewed Up Å Deadliest Catch ’ Deadliest Catch ’ Deadliest Catch ’ Jonas (N) Å Wizards-Place “Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior” (2006) Brenda Song.

Phineas and Ferb E! Special E! Special Saturday Night Live ’ Å College Softball NCAA Super Regional -- Teams TBA. (Live) Å Baseball Tonight (Live) Å ››› “Mean Girls” (2004, Comedy) Lindsay Lohan, Rachel McAdams. Å ›› “Practical Magic” (1998) Å Iron Chef America Iron Chef America Iron Chef America Bobby Flay. ››› “Gridiron Gang” (2006, Drama) The Rock, Xzibit. A counselor turns juvenile criminals into football players.

(6:30) LPGA Tour Golf Corning Classic -- Third Round.

PGA Tour Golf: HP Byron Nelson Championship ›› “10.5” (2004, Suspense) Kim Delaney, Beau Bridges. A series of earthquakes threatens the West Coast. Å Divine Design (N) Dear Genevieve Color Splash House Hunters House Hunters House Hunters Band of Brothers Å (:14) Band of Brothers Å Band of Brothers “What’s Love Got to Do With It” “Flying By” (2009, Drama) Billy Ray Cyrus, Heather Locklear. Premiere. Å “The Rival” (2006, Suspense) Tracy Nelson, Heather Tom. Å “Love Thy Neighbor” (2005) Å MTV Special ’ MTV Special ’ MTV Special ’ iCarly ’ Å True Jackson, VP iCarly ’ Å iCarly ’ Å George Lopez ’ George Lopez ’ Turkey Call Å Best of the West Western Extreme Ultimate Hunting Zumbo Outdrs Outdoor Ch. (7:00) “Supergator” (2007, Suspense) “Lake Placid 2” (2007, Horror) John Schneider, Sam McMurray.

Deadliest Warrior ’ Deadliest Warrior ’ 4th and Long ’ (7:00) ›› “What Women Want” (2000) Mel Gibson. ›› “Failure to Launch” (2006) Matthew McConaughey. ››› “Battleground” (1949, War) Van Johnson, John Hodiak, Ricardo Montalban. An account of (:15) ››› “A Walk in the Sun” (1946) Dana World War II’s Battle of the Bulge. Å (DVS) Andrews, Richard Conte.

Jon & Kate Plus 8 Jon & Kate Plus 8 Jon & Kate Plus 8 Jon & Kate Plus 8 Jon & Kate Plus 8 Jon & Kate Plus 8 ›› “Con Air” (1997) Nicolas Cage. Vicious convicts hijack their flight. Å (:15) “Mission: Impossible III” (2006) Total Drama 6TEEN 6TEEN 6TEEN King of the Hill King of the Hill Man v. Food Man v. Food Bridget’s Sexiest Beaches “Florida” Brown-Weekends Brown-Weekends NCIS ’ Å NCIS ’ Å NCIS ’ Å

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Pushing Daisies “Window Dressed to Kill” (N) ’ Å 48 Hours Mystery ’ Å

(Off Air) Cops ’ Å Kings ’ Å

Cops ’ Å

America’s Most Wanted: America Fights Back ’ Å Law & Order ’ Å

(Off Air) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit ’ Å

››› “True Lies” (1994) Arnold Schwarzenegger. A man lives the double life of a spy and a family man. Å ››› “Dirty Harry” (1971, Crime Drama) Clint Eastwood, Harry Guardino. Harry Callahan uses (:15) ››› “Escape From Alcatraz” (1979) unorthodox methods to capture a sniper. Å Clint Eastwood. Å It’s Me or the Dog ’ Å Groomer Has It “Rescue Me” (N) ’ Beverly Hills Groomer (N) ’ To Be Announced To Be Announced To Be Announced ›› “Accepted” (2006, Comedy) Justin Long, Jonah Hill, Blake Lively. Å Dane Cook: Isolated Incident Å Nature’s Most Amazing Events ’ Nature’s Most Amazing Events ’ Nature’s Most Amazing Events ’ Jonas (N) Å Wizards-Place ››› “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory” (2005) Johnny Depp. ‘PG’ E! Special E! Special Saturday Night Live ’ Å College Softball: NCAA World Series College Softball: NCAA World Series ››› “Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban” (2004, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint. Å Ultimate Burger Bash Diner, Drive-In Diner, Drive-In Unwrapped Secret Life of ›› “Night at the Museum” (2006, Fantasy) Ben Stiller, Carla Gugino, Dick Van Dyke. ›› Click (2006) PGA Tour Golf: Champions -- Principal Charity Classic European PGA Tour Golf European Open -- Third Round.

(7:00) “The Valley of Light” (2007) “Safe Harbor” (2009, Drama) Treat Williams, Nancy Travis. Premiere. Å Divine Design Dear Genevieve Color Splash House Hunters House Hunters House Hunters Ice Road Truckers Å Ice Road Truckers Å Ice Road Truckers Å (7:00) “Fatal Desire” (2006) Å Maneater Socialite Clarissa Alpert schemes to find a husband. (N) Å ›› “Our Mother’s Murder” (1997) Holly Marie Combs, Roxanne Hart. Å “Confessions of a Go-Go Girl” Å MTV Special ’ MTV Special ’ MTV Special ’ iCarly ’ Å True Jackson, VP iCarly ’ Å iCarly ’ Å George Lopez ’ George Lopez ’ Turkey Call Å Best of the West Western Extreme Ultimate Hunting Zumbo Outdrs Outdoor Ch. (7:00) “Ogre” (2008) John Schneider.

“The Book of Beasts” Premiere.

Riots: Mobs Out of Control ’ Prisoners Out of Control ’ Å 4th and Long ’ (7:00) ›› “Kicking & Screaming” › “A Night at the Roxbury” (1998) Will Ferrell. Å Kicking & Scrm ››› “Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde” (1941, Horror) Spencer Tracy, Ingrid Bergman, Lana Turner. A ››› “The Body Snatcher” (1945, Horror) scientist’s personality experiments backfire. Å (DVS) Boris Karloff, Bela Lugosi.

Jon & Kate Plus 8 Jon & Kate Plus 8 Royal Inquest (N) ’ To Be Announced NBA Pregame NBA Basketball Eastern Conference Final Game 6 -- Teams TBA. If necessary. (Live) Å Total Drama 6TEEN 6TEEN 6TEEN King of the Hill King of the Hill Man v. Food Man v. Food Bridget’s Sexiest Beaches Å Brown-Weekends Cruises We Love House ’ Å House ’ Å House ’ Å

A Accepted (2006, Comedy) Justin Long. A college reject and his friends create a fake university. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (2:00) COM May. 30: 8 p.m.

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl (2005, Adventure) Taylor Lautner. Three children try to save a distant planet. ‘PG’ (CC) (1:40) DISN May. 9: 9 p.m.

After Jimmy (1996, Drama) Meredith Baxter.

Two parents must come to terms with their son’s suicide. ‘TVPG’ (CC) (2:00) LMN May. 31: 10 p.m.

Akeelah and the Bee (2006, Drama) Laurence Fishburne. A girl hopes to compete in a spelling bee. ‘PG’ (CC) (2:00) LIFE May. 21: 9 p.m.

Alien vs. Predator (2004, Science Fiction) Sanaa Lathan. Antarctic explorers encounter deadly extraterrestrials. ‘PG-13’ (2:00) FX May. 21: 8 p.m.

Another Cinderella Story (2008, RomanceComedy) Selena Gomez. A young man falls in love with a pretty dancer at a masked ball. ‘PG’ (CC) (2:00) FAM May. 27: 9 p.m.

B Batman Begins (2005, Action) Christian Bale.

Bruce Wayne becomes Gotham City’s Dark Knight. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (3:00) AMC May. 9: 10 p.m.; 29: 8 p.m.

Because I Said So (2007, Romance-Comedy) Diane Keaton. A meddlesome woman tries to find the perfect man for her daughter. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (2:00) LIFE May. 9: 9 p.m.; 10: 9 p.m.

Bed of Roses (1996, Romance) Christian Slater. A florist brightens up the life of a lonely businesswoman. ‘PG’ (CC) (2:00) LMN May. 9: 10:30 p.m.

Beethoven’s 2nd (1993, Comedy) Charles Grodin. A greedy owner tries to abduct a St. Bernard’s litter. ‘PG’ (2:00) DISN May. 10: 9 p.m.; 28: 8 p.m.

Beetlejuice (1988, Comedy) Michael Keaton.

Two ghosts try to scare away their home’s new tenants. ‘PG’ (CC) (2:00) FAM May. 16: 9 p.m.

Behind Enemy Lines (2001, Action) Owen Wilson. An American flight navigator is stranded in war-torn Bosnia. ‘PG-13’ (2:00) FX May. 27: 8 p.m.10 p.m.

Big Momma’s House 2 (2006, Comedy) Martin Lawrence. An FBI agent reprises his disguise, posing as a heavy nanny. ‘PG-13’ (2:00) FX May. 29: 9 p.m.

Blind Trust (2007, Suspense) Jessica Capshaw. An innocent woman learns sinister secrets about her lawyer. ‘TV14’ (CC) (2:00) LMN May. 4: 10 p.m.

The Book of Beasts (2:00) SCI-FI May. 30: 9 p.m.

The Book of Ruth (2004, Drama) Christine Lahti. Newlyweds live with the woman’s abrasive mother. ‘TV14’ (CC) (2:00) LIFE May. 6: 9 p.m.

Bound by a Secret (2009, Drama) Meredith Baxter. A terminally ill woman wants to reveal a lifelong secret. ‘TVPG’ (CC) (2:00) HALL May. 5: 9 p.m.

The Bourne Supremacy (2004, Suspense) Matt Damon. Jason Bourne fights back when the CIA tries to kill him. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (2:00) TNT May. 15: 8 p.m.10 p.m.

Brother Bear (2003, Adventure) Voices of Joaquin Phoenix. Animated. A man turns into a bear and befriends a cub. ‘G’ (CC) (1:35) DISN May. 6: 8 p.m.

C Cabin by the Lake (2000, Suspense) Judd Nelson. A screenwriter becomes a serial killer.

‘TV14’ (CC) (2:00) LMN May. 11: 8 p.m.

Candles on Bay Street (2006, Drama) Alicia Silverstone. A married man reunites with an old high-school sweetheart. ‘TVPG’ (CC) (2:00) HALL May. 6: 9 p.m.

Cast Away (2000, Drama) Tom Hanks. A courier company executive is marooned on a remote island. ‘PG-13’ (3:00) FX May. 14: 8 p.m.

Catch Me if You Can (2002, Comedy-Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio. A teenage scam artist poses as a pilot, surgeon and lawyer. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (3:00) TBS May. 9: 9:15 p.m.

Catwoman (2004, Action) Halle Berry. A shy artist acquires feline strength and agility.

‘PG-13’ (CC) (2:00) AMC May. 9: 8 p.m.; 21: 8 p.m.

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005, Fantasy) Johnny Depp. Five children tour the wondrous factory of an odd candy-maker. ‘PG’ (2:00) DISN May. 30: 9 p.m.

Chasing a Dream (2009, Drama) Treat Williams. A teenager quits football to achieve his friend’s running goal. ‘TVPG’ (CC) (2:00) HALL May. 7: 9 p.m.

Chicken Little (2005, Comedy) Voices of Zach Braff. Animated. A young fowl must save the world from aliens. ‘G’ (1:30) DISN May. 8: 9 p.m.

The Chronicles of Riddick (2004, Science Fiction) Vin Diesel. A fugitive fights an invading ruler and his army. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (2:30) TNT May. 8: 10 p.m.

Clear and Present Danger (1994, Suspense) Harrison Ford. CIA chief combats Colombian drug cartels. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (3:00) AMC May. 6: 10:30 p.m.

Click (2006, Comedy) Adam Sandler. An architect’s new remote controls his universe.

‘PG-13’ (3:00) FX May. 18: 8 p.m.; 30: 10:30 p.m.

Coach Carter (2005, Drama) Samuel L. Jackson. A high-school basketball coach pushes his team to excel. ‘PG-13’ (3:00) FX May. 28: 8 p.m.

Code 11-14 (2003, Suspense) David James Elliott. A serial killer stalks victims aboard an international jet. ‘TVPG’ (CC) (2:00) HALL May. 21: 9 p.m.

Confessions of a Go-Go Girl (2008, Drama) Chelsea Hobbs. A young go-go dancer loses control of her life. ‘TV14’ (CC) (2:00) LMN May. 30: 10 p.m.

Country Justice (1997, Drama) George C. Scott. A miner fights for custody of his ailing great-grandson. ‘TV14’ (CC) (2:00) LMN May. 15: 8 p.m.

A Crime of Passion (1999, Drama) Tracey Gold. A student becomes the prime suspect in her father’s murder. ‘TVPG’ (CC) (2:00) LMN May. 25: 10 p.m.

D The Da Vinci Code (2006, Mystery) Tom Hanks. A religious mystery could rock foundations of Christianity. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (3:00) TNT May. 14: 8 p.m.

Dadnapped (2009, Comedy) Emily Osment.

A girl springs into action when fans kidnap her father. ‘TVG’ (1:35) DISN May. 18: 8 p.m.

Dawn Anna (2005, Docudrama) Debra Winger.

A woman must contend with her child’s death at Columbine. ‘TVPG’ (CC) (2:00) LIFE May. 20: 9 p.m.

The Deadliest Lesson (2008, Suspense) Penelope Ann Miller. Thugs trap a teacher and students inside a Los Angeles high school.

‘TV14’ (CC) (2:00) LIFE May. 4: 9 p.m.

Deep Impact (1998, Drama) Robert Duvall. A large comet is on a collision course with Earth.

‘PG-13’ (CC) (2:30) TNT May. 7: 8 p.m.

Déjà Vu (2006, Suspense) Denzel Washington. A time-traveling agent falls in love with a murder victim. ‘PG-13’ (2:30) FX May. 7: 8 p.m.10:30 p.m.

Demons From Her Past (2007, Suspense) Alexandra Paul. A woman seeks the truth behind her wrongful conviction. ‘TV14’ (CC) (2:00) LMN May. 5: 10 p.m.

Desperately Seeking Susan (1985, Comedy) Rosanna Arquette. A housewife loses her memory and adopts a new-wave persona. ‘PG13’ (CC) (2:00) CW May. 31: 8 p.m.

The Devil Wears Prada (2006, Comedy) Meryl Streep. A recent college graduate lands a job at a fashion magazine. ‘PG-13’ (2:30) FX June. 3: 8 p.m.10:30 p.m.

Diamonds Are Forever (1971, Action) Sean Connery. Agent 007 saves the world from Blofeld’s space laser. ‘PG’ (2:15) TCM May. 15: 10 p.m.

Die Another Day (2002, Action) Pierce Brosnan. James Bond and an American spy track a North Korean villain. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (3:00) SPIKE May. 29: 9 p.m.

Dirty Dancing (1987, Romance) Jennifer Grey.

A sheltered teen falls for a street-wise dance instructor. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (2:30) FAM May. 7: 8 p.m.

Do You Know Me (2009, Suspense) Rachelle Lefevre. A secret from the past jeopardizes a young woman’s life. ‘TV14’ (CC) (2:00) LMN May. 17: 8 p.m.

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1941, Horror) Spencer Tracy. A scientist’s personality experiments backfire. ‘G’ (CC) (2:00) TCM May. 30: 8 p.m.

Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004, Comedy) Vince Vaughn. Dodgeball teams compete for $50,000 in Las Vegas. ‘PG-13’ (2:00) FX May. 31: 9 p.m.

Double Teamed (2002, Docudrama) Poppi Monroe. Twin sisters Heather and Heidi Burge make it to the WNBA. ‘TVG’ (CC) (1:45) DISN May. 26: 8 p.m.

E Employee of the Month (2006, Comedy) Dane Cook. Two store clerks vie for a coveted award. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (2:30) COM May. 16: 8 p.m.

Escape From Alcatraz (1979, Adventure) Clint Eastwood. A convict plots to escape from the notorious island prison. ‘PG’ (CC) (2:30) AMC May. 30: 10:15 p.m.

Ever After: A Cinderella Story (1998, Romance) Drew Barrymore. A courageous scul-

lery maid wins the heart of a prince. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (2:00) HALL May. 16: 9 p.m.; 26: 9 p.m.

F Fab Five: The Texas Cheerleader Scandal (2008, Docudrama) Jenna Dewan. A schoolteacher clashes with five unruly cheerleaders.

‘TV14’ (CC) (2:00) LIFE May. 25: 9 p.m.

Failure to Launch (2006, Romance-Comedy) Matthew McConaughey. A man’s parents hatch a plan to move him out of the house. ‘PG-13’ (1:45) TBS May. 23: 9:30 p.m.

The Familiar Stranger (2001, Drama) Margaret Colin. A woman discovers her husband faked his own death. ‘TVPG’ (CC) (2:00) LMN May. 17: 10 p.m.

The Family Man (2000, Romance-Comedy) Nicolas Cage. A Wall Street playboy wakes to an alternate suburban existence. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (3:00) FAM May. 8: 8 p.m.

The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift (2006, Action) Lucas Black. An American street racer takes on a Japanese champion. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (2:00) TNT May. 21: 8 p.m.

Fifteen and Pregnant (1998, Drama) Kirsten Dunst. A teenage girl’s pregnancy causes stress for her family. ‘TV14’ (CC) (2:00) LMN May. 16: 8 p.m.

Fighting the Odds: The Marilyn Gambrell Story (2005, Docudrama) Jami Gertz. A parole officer helps children whose parents are in jail.

‘TV14’ (CC) (2:00) LMN May. 19: 10 p.m.

Finding Nemo (2003, Comedy) Voices of Albert Brooks. Animated. A fish searches for his missing son. ‘G’ (CC) (1:45) DISN May. 15: 9 p.m.

Fireball (2009, Suspense) Ian Somerhalder. A psychopath uses his mind to shoot fire. (2:00) SCI-FI May. 3: 9 p.m.

For Pete’s Sake (1974, Comedy) Barbra Streisand. Brooklyn couple bet on pork bellies with loan shark’s money. ‘PG’ (CC) (2:00) TCM May. 20: 8 p.m.

Freaky Friday (2003, Comedy) Jamie Lee Curtis. A woman and her daughter magically exchange bodies. ‘PG’ (CC) (2:00) DISN May. 17: 9 p.m.

Full-Court Miracle (2003, Drama) Alex D. Linz.

An NBA hopeful coaches Jewish schoolboys.

‘TVG’ (CC) (2:00) DISN May. 25: 8 p.m.

G Get a Clue (2002, Comedy) Lindsay Lohan.

Students sleuth the disappearance of their English teacher. ‘TVG’ (CC) (1:35) DISN May. 31: 9 p.m.

Goldfinger (1964, Action) Sean Connery.

Agent 007 fights Oddjob and a madman’s Fort Knox scheme. ‘PG’ (2:00) TCM May. 8: 8 p.m.

Gone in Sixty Seconds (2000, Action) Nicolas Cage. A retired thief must steal 50 cars to save his brother. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (2:10) TBS June. 6: 9:30 p.m.

The Good Witch’s Garden (2009, Drama) Catherine Bell. A stranger claims to have legal ownership of a woman’s house. ‘TVPG’ (CC) (2:00) HALL May. 9: 9 p.m.

A Goofy Movie (1995, Comedy) Voices of Bill Farmer. Animated. Goofy drags son Max along on a fishing trip. ‘G’ (CC) (1:30) DISN May. 14: 8 p.m.

Gotta Kick It Up (2002, Drama) Susan Egan.

A teacher motivates a Latina dance team.

‘TVG’ (CC) (1:35) DISN May. 5: 8 p.m.

The Great Train Robbery (1979, Historical Drama) Sean Connery. Dapper thieves rob gold bars from a moving train in 1855 England.

‘PG’ (CC) (2:00) TCM May. 29: 10:15 p.m.

The Greatest Game Ever Played (2005, Drama) Shia LaBeouf. An underdog plays a champion golfer at the 1913 U.S. Open. ‘PG’ (2:30) GOLF May. 26: 8:30 p.m.

Gridiron Gang (2006, Drama) The Rock. A counselor turns juvenile criminals into football players. ‘PG-13’ (3:30) FX May. 11: 8 p.m.; 23: 8 p.m.

Groundhog Day (1993, Romance-Comedy) Bill Murray. A TV weatherman’s day keeps repeating. ‘PG’ (2:00) FX May. 15: 8 p.m.

H Happy Feet (2006, Adventure) Voices of Elijah Wood. Animated. An emperor penguin expresses himself through tap-dancing. ‘PG’ (2:00) ABC May. 8: 8 p.m.

Happy Gilmore (1996, Comedy) Adam Sandler. A hockey player joins the PGA tour.

‘PG-13’ (CC) (2:00) AMC May. 3: 8 p.m.; 15: 8 p.m.

Happy Gilmore (1996, Comedy) Adam Sandler. A hockey player joins the PGA tour.

‘PG-13’ (2:30) GOLF May. 19: 8:30 p.m.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe. Voldemort lays a trap for Harry at the Triwizard Tournament. ‘PG13’ (CC) (3:00) ABC May. 16: 8 p.m.

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe. The young

wizard confronts the fugitive Sirius Black. ‘PG’ (CC) (3:00) FAM May. 30: 8 p.m.

Hatching Pete (2009, Comedy) Jason Dolley.

A teen dons a chicken suit to become a highschool mascot. ‘TVG’ (1:40) DISN May. 16: 9 p.m.; 27: 8 p.m.

The Haunting of Sorority Row (2007, Drama) Leighton Meester. A freshman suspects a sorority house holds sinister secrets. ‘TV14’ (CC) (2:00) LMN May. 6: 8 p.m.

Head of State (2003, Comedy) Chris Rock. An alderman becomes a presidential candidate.

‘PG-13’ (CC) (2:10) TBS May. 21: 10 p.m.

Hitch (2005, Romance-Comedy) Will Smith. A smooth-talker helps a shy accountant woo an heiress. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (2:30) TBS May. 24: 8 p.m.10:30 p.m.

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (2005, Science Fiction) Martin Freeman. A human and his alien friend begin an interstellar journey.

‘PG’ (2:00) SCI-FI May. 16: 9 p.m.

The Holiday (2006, Romance-Comedy) Cameron Diaz. Two women from different countries swap homes at Christmas. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (2:30) TNT June. 4: 9 p.m.

Homeless to Harvard: The Liz Murray Story (2003, Docudrama) Thora Birch. The homeless daughter of drug addicts turns her life around.

‘TVPG’ (CC) (2:00) LIFE May. 12: 9 p.m.

I I Spy (2002, Comedy) Eddie Murphy. A spy recruits a boxer to help him retrieve a stolen plane. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (2:10) TBS May. 14: 10 p.m.

In God’s Country (2007, Drama) Kelly Rowan.

A woman flees her polygamous husband, taking her children with her. ‘TVPG’ (CC) (2:00) LIFE May. 13: 9 p.m.

In My Sister’s Shadow (1999, Suspense) Nancy McKeon. A florist begins dating her sister’s unstable ex-lover. ‘TVPG’ (CC) (2:00) LMN May. 18: 8 p.m.

Independence Day (1996, Science Fiction) Will Smith. Earthlings vs. evil aliens in 15-milewide ships. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (3:00) A&E May. 3: 8 p.m.

The Inspectors (1998, Suspense) Louis Gossett Jr. Postal inspectors attempt to solve a mail bomb crime. ‘TV14’ (2:00) HALL May. 20: 9 p.m.

The Interpreter (2005, Suspense) Nicole Kidman. A U.N. translator overhears an assassination plot. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (2:30) LIFE May. 7: 9 p.m.

Intimate Stranger (2006, Suspense) Kari Matchett. A man stalks his former girlfriend.

‘TV14’ (CC) (2:00) LIFE May. 11: 9 p.m.

J Joe Kidd (1972, Western) Clint Eastwood. A man becomes caught in a Mexican-American range war. ‘PG’ (CC) (2:00) AMC May. 23: 10:30 p.m.

Journey to the Center of the Earth (2008, Adventure) Rick Schroder. Explorers encounter prehistoric beasts and primitive man. ‘TV14’ (CC) (2:00) HALL May. 19: 9 p.m.

Jump In! (2007, Drama) Corbin Bleu. A promising young boxer competes in double Dutch jump-rope. ‘TVG’ (CC) (1:35) DISN May. 4: 8 p.m.

Junior Bonner (1972, Comedy-Drama) Steve McQueen. A busted-up rodeo rider returns for a hometown contest. ‘PG’ (2:00) TCM May. 17: 8 p.m.

Just Friends (2005, Romance-Comedy) Ryan Reynolds. A music executive tries to woo his high-school crush. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (2:00) COM May. 10: 9 p.m.

J.W. Coop (1971, Drama) Cliff Robertson. An ex-convict sets his sights on a rodeo championship. ‘PG-13’ (2:30) TCM May. 17: 10 p.m.

K Kicking & Screaming (2005, Comedy) Will Ferrell. A father and son go head-to-head as soccer coaches. ‘PG’ (CC) (2:00) TBS May. 30: 10:45 p.m.

Kim Possible: So the Drama (2005, Adventure) Voices of Christy Carlson Romano.

Animated. Ron realizes he has feelings for Kim. ‘TVG’ (CC) (1:30) DISN May. 11: 8 p.m.

L Ladies of the House (2008, Drama) Pam Grier. Three women work together to remodel a house. ‘TVPG’ (CC) (2:00) HALL May. 11: 9 p.m.

Lake Placid 2 (2007, Horror) John Schneider.

A sheriff and a hunter try to kill three giant crocodiles. ‘TV14’ (2:00) SCI-FI May. 23: 9 p.m.

Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector (2006, Comedy) Larry the Cable Guy. An uncouth investigator probes a rash of food poisonings.

‘PG-13’ (CC) (2:00) COM June. 6: 9 p.m.

The Last Brickmaker in America (2001, Drama) Sidney Poitier. A hardworking laborer becomes a mentor to a 13-year-old boy. ‘TVPG’ (CC) (2:00) HALL May. 27: 9 p.m.

Last Exit (2006, Suspense) Kathleen Robertson. Road rage leads two mothers on an extended car chase. ‘TV14’ (CC) (2:00) LMN May. 29: 8 p.m.

Last Holiday (2006, Comedy) Queen Latifah.

A terminally ill woman lives it up on vacation.

‘PG-13’ (CC) (2:10) TBS May. 28: 10 p.m.

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003, Fantasy) Sean Connery. Literary figures unite to stop a mad bomber. ‘PG-13’ (3:00) FX May. 9: 10:30 p.m.

Legally Blonde (2001, Comedy) Reese Witherspoon. A sorority queen enrolls in Harvard to win back her boyfriend. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (2:00) FAM May. 14: 8 p.m.; 24: 9 p.m.

Lethal Vows (1999, Drama) John Ritter. A man’s ex-wife accuses him of murdering his current bride. ‘TVPG’ (CC) (2:00) LMN May. 28: 10 p.m.

Lilo & Stitch (2002, Comedy) Voices of Daveigh Chase. Animated. A girl adopts a dog which is really an alien. ‘PG’ (CC) (1:35) DISN May. 7: 8 p.m.

The Little Rascals (1994, Comedy) Travis Tedford. Spanky is annoyed when the love bug bites Alfalfa. ‘PG’ (CC) (2:00) FAM May. 13: 8 p.m.

Live Once, Die Twice (2006, Suspense) Kellie Martin. A woman searches for her embezzler husband. ‘TV14’ (CC) (2:00) LIFE May. 18: 9 p.m.

Living Out Loud (2009, Drama) Gail O’Grady.

A high-school chorus teacher battles breast cancer. ‘TVPG’ (CC) (2:00) HALL May. 8: 9 p.m.; 17: 9 p.m.

Long Lost Son (2006, Drama) Gabrielle Anwar. A woman believes she sees her dead son in a vacation video. ‘TVPG’ (CC) (2:00) LIFE May. 27: 9 p.m.

The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997, Adventure) Jeff Goldblum. An expedition returns to monitor dinosaurs’ progress. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (3:00) BRAVO May. 8: 8 p.m.

The Love of Her Life (2008, Suspense) Brandy Ledford. A jilted woman targets a woman and her teenage son. ‘TV14’ (CC) (2:00) LIFE May. 17: 9 p.m.

Love’s Deadly Triangle: The Texas Cadet Murder (1997, Drama) Holly Marie Combs.

Two cadets are charged with the murder of a student. ‘TV14’ (CC) (2:00) LMN May. 21: 8 p.m.

M Maid of Honor (2006, Suspense) Linda Purl.

An insanely jealous woman wants to stop a wedding. ‘TVPG’ (CC) (2:00) LMN May. 24: 8 p.m.

A Man Named Pearl (2006, Documentary) Self-trained, Pearl Fryar creates a topiary garden. ‘G’ (1:00) HGTV June. 5: 8 p.m.

The Marine (2006, Action) John Cena. Thugs kidnap the wife of a soldier. ‘PG-13’ (2:00) FX May. 26: 8 p.m.

Marnie (1964, Suspense) Tippi Hedren.

A woman’s complex life turns her into a compulsive thief. ‘PG’ (CC) (2:15) TCM May. 22: 8 p.m.

Mary Higgins Clark’s I’ll Be Seeing You (2004, Suspense) Alison Eastwood. A woman must expose a vicious killer. ‘TV14’ (CC) (2:00) LMN May. 20: 8 p.m.

Mary Higgins Clark’s The Cradle Will Fall (2004, Suspense) Angie Everhart. A hospital patient thinks she witnessed a crime. ‘TVPG’ (CC) (2:00) LMN May. 4: 8 p.m.

Mean Girls (2004, Comedy) Lindsay Lohan. A teen becomes friends with three cruel schoolmates. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (2:00) FAM May. 23: 8 p.m.; 28: 8 p.m.

Men in Black (1997, Comedy) Tommy Lee Jones. Secret agents monitor extraterrestrial activity on Earth. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (2:00) TNT May. 8: 8 p.m.

Message in a Bottle (1999, Romance) Kevin Costner. A woman seeks the author of a letter that washed ashore. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (2:30) LMN May. 8: 8 p.m.; 9: 8 p.m.; 10: 8 p.m.

Midway (1976, War) Charlton Heston. Japanese and American forces battle over a Pacific island. ‘PG’ (CC) (3:00) AMC May. 25: 8 p.m.

Miracle Run (2004, Drama) Mary-Louise Parker. A single mother fights for her autistic twins’ education. ‘TVPG’ (CC) (2:00) LIFE May. 19: 9 p.m.

Mission: Impossible III (2006, Action) Tom Cruise. Agent Ethan Hunt faces the toughest villain of his career. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (2:30) TNT May. 23: 10:15 p.m.

Moment of Truth: Justice for Annie (1996, Drama) Peggy Lipton. A woman learns that her daughter’s death was not accidental. ‘TVPG’ (CC) (2:00) LMN May. 14: 8 p.m.

Monster-in-Law (2005, Romance-Comedy) Jennifer Lopez. A shrewish woman clashes with her son’s fiancee. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (2:15) TBS May. 16: 9 p.m.; 17: 8 p.m.TNT June. 5: 8 p.m.10 p.m.

The Mummy Returns (2001, Adventure) Brendan Fraser. Two evil forces pursue the son of adventurer Rick O’Connell. ‘PG-13’ (3:00) FX May. 21: 10 p.m.

Murder on Pleasant Drive (2006, Docudrama) Kelli Williams. A woman investigates her stepfather after her mother disappears. ‘TV14’ (CC) (2:00) LMN May. 13: 10 p.m.

My Best Friend’s Wedding (1997, RomanceComedy) Julia Roberts. A food critic seeks to sabotage her buddy’s nuptials. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (2:00) TBS May. 17: 10 p.m.

My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002, RomanceComedy) Nia Vardalos. The daughter of traditional Greeks is engaged to a WASP. ‘PG’ (CC) (2:00) FAM May. 17: 9 p.m.

N The Nanny Express (2009, Drama) Vanessa Marcil. A nanny tries to heal a widower and his two children. ‘TVPG’ (CC) (2:00) HALL May. 15: 9 p.m.

Napoleon Dynamite (2004, Comedy) Jon Heder. A gawky teen helps a friend run for class president. ‘PG’ (CC) (2:00) COM May. 24: 8 p.m.

Natalee Holloway (2009, Docudrama) Tracy Pollan. Beth Twitty seeks the truth about her daughter’s disappearance. ‘TV14’ (CC) (2:00) LMN May. 16: 10 p.m.

National Security (2003, Comedy) Martin Lawrence. Two feuding security guards go after murderous thieves. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (2:10) TBS June. 4: 10 p.m.

The Natural (1984, Drama) Robert Redford. A flawed baseball hero gets a new chance. ‘PG’ (CC) (2:30) TCM May. 13: 8 p.m.

Night at the Museum (2006, Fantasy) Ben Stiller. Museum exhibits spring to life when the sun goes down. ‘PG’ (2:30) FX May. 24: 9 p.m.; 30: 8 p.m.June. 4: 8 p.m.10:30 p.m.

A Night at the Roxbury (1998, Comedy) Will Ferrell. Two hapless brothers try to open up their own nightclub. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (1:45) TBS May. 30: 9 p.m.

Night of Terror (2006, Suspense) Mitzi Kapture. A crazed killer tracks a family during a relentless storm. ‘TV14’ (CC) (2:00) LMN May. 18: 10 p.m.

Nora Roberts’ Angels Fall (2007, Suspense) Heather Locklear. A sheriff finds no evidence after a woman witnesses a murder. ‘TV14’ (CC) (2:00) LMN May. 22: 10 p.m.

Nora Roberts’ Sanctuary (2001, Suspense) Melissa Gilbert. A stalker follows a photojournalist to her childhood home. ‘TVPG’ (CC) (2:00) LMN May. 27: 10 p.m.

The Note II: Taking a Chance on Love (2009, Romance) Genie Francis. A note inspires a woman when her boyfriend proposes marriage.

‘TVPG’ (CC) (2:00) HALL May. 10: 9 p.m.

Notting Hill (1999, Romance-Comedy) Julia Roberts. A bookseller and a movie star have an unlikely romance. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (3:00) FAM May. 9: 8 p.m.

Now You See It... (2005, Adventure) Alyson Michalka. A teenager meets a magician whose powers are real. ‘TVG’ (CC) (1:40) DISN May. 20: 8 p.m.

O Ocean’s Eleven (2001, Comedy-Drama) George Clooney. A suave ex-con assembles a team to rob a casino vault. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (2:40) TBS May. 8: 9 p.m.TNT May. 31: 8 p.m.10:30 p.m.

Ocean’s Twelve (2004, Comedy-Drama) George Clooney. Indebted criminals plan an elaborate heist in Europe. ‘PG-13’ (3:00) AMC May. 4: 8 p.m.; 14: 8 p.m.

Our Mother’s Murder (1997, Docudrama) Holly Marie Combs. Heiress Anne Scripps Douglas meets with a tragic end. ‘TV14’ (CC) (2:00) LMN May. 30: 8 p.m.

Out to Sea (1997, Romance-Comedy) Jack Lemmon. Two aging buddies cruise for romance on an ocean liner. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (2:00) HALL May. 13: 9 p.m.

The Outlaw Josey Wales (1976, Western) Clint Eastwood. A Confederate soldier vows to avenge his family’s murder. ‘PG’ (2:30) TCM May. 6: 8 p.m.

P The People Next Door (1996, Suspense) Faye Dunaway. A woman discovers her new neighbors hide a sinister agenda. ‘TVPG’ (CC) (2:00) LMN May. 12: 10 p.m.

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest (2006, Adventure) Johnny Depp. Capt. Jack Sparrow owes a blood debt to a ghostly pirate.

‘PG-13’ (3:00) ABC May. 20: 8 p.m.

Pixel Perfect (2004, Comedy) Ricky Ullman. A hologram sings for a struggling band. ‘TVG’ (1:40) DISN May. 12: 8 p.m.

Polar Storm (2009, Science Fiction) Jack Coleman. Violent storms threaten Earth’s magnetic poles. (2:00) SCI-FI May. 24: 9 p.m.

Popi (1969, Comedy-Drama) Alan Arkin. Puerto Rican widower schemes to get sons out of Spanish Harlem. ‘G’ (2:00) TCM May. 28: 8 p.m.

The Poseidon Adventure (2005, Adventure) Adam Baldwin. Survivors aboard a capsized ship await their rescue. ‘TVPG’ (CC) (3:00) HALL May. 24: 8 p.m.

Practical Magic (1998, Comedy-Drama) Sandra Bullock. Two sisters face obstacles because of their witchcraft. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (2:30) FAM May. 23: 10 p.m.

Precious Victims (1993, Drama) Park Overall.

A mother claims her two infants were kidnapped.

‘TV14’ (CC) (2:00) LMN May. 19: 8 p.m.

Q Quints (2000, Comedy) Kimberly J. Brown. The arrival of quintuplets stuns a family. ‘TVG’ (CC) (1:35) DISN May. 13: 8 p.m.

R Ray (2004, Biography) Jamie Foxx. Ray Charles overcomes hardships to become a legend. ‘PG-13’ (3:00) FX May. 8: 8 p.m.

Read It and Weep (2006, Comedy) Kay Panabaker. A girl’s private journal becomes a best-seller by accident. ‘TVG’ (CC) (1:35) DISN May. 3: 9 p.m.

Relative Stranger (2009, Drama) Eriq La Salle.

A man reunites with the family that he abandoned years earlier. ‘TVPG’ (CC) (2:00) HALL May. 28: 9 p.m.

Return to Never Land (2002, Fantasy) Voices of Harriet Owen. Animated. Capt. Hook kidnaps Wendy’s disbelieving daughter. ‘G’ (CC) (1:30) DISN May. 21: 8 p.m.

Reverse Angle (2009, Suspense) Emmanuelle Vaugier. A man helps an amnesiac journalist after she witnesses a murder. (CC) (2:00) LMN May. 3: 8 p.m.

The Rival (2006, Suspense) Tracy Nelson. A woman gets married after losing her baby during a robbery. ‘TV14’ (CC) (2:00) LMN May. 23: 8 p.m.

The Rookie (2002, Drama) Dennis Quaid. A high-school baseball coach tries out for the major league. ‘G’ (3:00) AMC May. 11: 8 p.m.; 28: 8 p.m.

Rookie of the Year (1993, Comedy) Thomas Ian Nicholas. A pint-sized pitcher joins the ranks of the Chicago Cubs. ‘PG’ (2:30) AMC May. 18: 8 p.m.

Rush Hour 2 (2001, Action) Jackie Chan. Detectives battle a Hong Kong gangster and his henchmen. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (2:10) TBS May. 29: 9 p.m.

S Safe Harbor (2009, Drama) Treat Williams. A man and his wife care for some juvenile delinquents.

‘TVPG’ (CC) (2:00) HALL May. 30: 9 p.m.

Sahara (2005, Adventure) Matthew McConaughey. Adventurers search for a Confederate ship in Africa. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (2:10) TBS May. 31: 8 p.m.10:10 p.m.

Scary Movie 3 (2003, Comedy) Anna Faris. A journalist investigates UFOs and a killer videotape.

‘PG-13’ (CC) (2:00) COM May. 31: 8 p.m.

Scent of Murder (2002, Suspense) Sherilyn Fenn.

A vengeful kidnapper stalks a search-and-rescue team leader. ‘TVPG’ (CC) (2:00) LMN May. 5: 8 p.m.

A Season for Miracles (1999, Drama) Carla Gugino. A woman gives her jailed sister’s children a real Christmas. ‘TVG’ (CC) (2:00) HALL May. 3: 9 p.m.

Serenity (2005, Science Fiction) Nathan Fillion.

A spaceship crew gets caught in a deadly conflict.

‘PG-13’ (2:30) SCI-FI May. 14: 9 p.m.

Sex & Lies in Sin City: The Ted Binion Scandal (2008, Docudrama) Mena Suvari. Two people stand trial in the murder of a casino mogul. ‘TV14’ (CC) (2:00) LMN May. 25: 8 p.m.

Shark Swarm (2008, Suspense) John Schneider.

Deadly white sharks terrorize the California coast.

‘TVPG’ (CC) (3:00) HALL May. 25: 8 p.m.

Sky High (2005, Comedy) Michael Angarano. Two superheroes send their son to a training school.

‘PG’ (CC) (1:45) DISN May. 29: 9 p.m.

Someone to Love Me: A Moment of Truth Movie (1998, Drama) Lynda Carter. A promiscuous teen files rape charges. ‘TV14’ (CC) (2:00) LMN May. 21: 10 p.m.

Spy Kids 3: Game Over (2003, Adventure) Antonio Banderas. A boy enters a virtual-reality game to save his sister. ‘PG’ (1:30) DISN May. 22: 9 p.m.

Stand and Deliver (1988, Drama) Edward James Olmos. L.A. teacher Jaime Escalante leads lowly class into calculus. ‘PG’ (2:00) TCM May. 26: 8 p.m.

Star Trek: First Contact (1996, Science Fiction) Patrick Stewart. Half-robot Borg tries to sabotage a rocket flight. ‘PG-13’ (2:30) SCI-FI May. 7: 9 p.m.

Star Trek: Nemesis (2002, Science Fiction) Patrick Stewart. Capt. Picard faces his Romulanengineered clone. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (2:30) AMC May. 7: 8 p.m.; 20: 10:30 p.m.

Stone Cold (2005, Mystery) Tom Selleck. A police chief must solve a series of violent crimes. ‘TV14’ (CC) (2:00) HALL May. 22: 9 p.m.

The Stranger I Married (2005, Drama) Wendy Crewson.

A man awakens from a coma with no memory of his family.

‘TV14’ (CC) (2:00) LMN May. 7: 10 p.m.

A Stranger to Love (1996, Drama) Beau Bridges. A resurfacing past disrupts an amnesia victim’s new life. ‘TVPG’ (CC) (2:00) LMN May. 10: 10:30 p.m.

Street Warrior (2008, Action) Max Martini. A war veteran infiltrates a fighting club. ‘TV14’ (2:00) SPIKE May. 10: 10 p.m.

S.W.A.T. (2003, Action) Samuel L. Jackson. A Los Angeles SWAT team must protect a criminal. ‘PG-13’ (3:00) FX May. 25: 8 p.m.June. 6: 8 p.m.

Sybil (2008, Docudrama) Jessica Lange. A psychiatrist helps a woman who has 16 personalities. ‘TV14’ (CC) (2:00) LMN May. 14: 10 p.m.

T Taken in Broad Daylight (2009, Docudrama) James Van Der Beek. The FBI conducts a search for abducted teen Anne Sluti.

‘TV14’ (CC) (2:00) LIFE May. 16: 9 p.m.

Taking 5 (2007, Comedy) Alona Tal. Two fans of a boy band hatch a kidnapping scheme. ‘PG’ (CC) (2:00) FAM May. 3: 8 p.m.10 p.m.

10.5 (2004, Suspense) Kim Delaney. A series of earthquakes threatens the West Coast. ‘TVPG’ (CC) (3:00) HALL May. 23: 8 p.m.

The Test of Love (1999, Drama) Roma Downey. A woman cares for a daughter from her husband’s affair. ‘TVPG’ (CC) (2:00) LMN May. 8: 10:30 p.m.

Their Eyes Were Watching God (2005, Drama) Halle Berry.

A woman searches for self-fulfillment in the 1920s. ‘TV14’ (CC) (2:00) LMN May. 15: 10 p.m.

They Come Back (2007, Suspense) Mia Kirshner. A psychologist’s patient claims unseen forces menace her. ‘TV14’ (CC) (2:00) LMN May. 12: 8 p.m.

Thicker Than Water (2005, Drama) Melissa Gilbert. A woman sets out to find her late father’s former wife. ‘TVPG’ (CC) (2:00) HALL May. 4: 9 p.m.; 29: 9 p.m.

The Thirteenth Year (1999, Fantasy) Chez Starbuck. A youngster undergoes a “fishy” transformation. ‘TVG’ (CC) (1:40) DISN May. 19: 8 p.m.

Thunderball (1965, Action) Sean Connery. Agent 007 tries to thwart SPECTRE’s atomic ransom plot. ‘PG’ (2:15) TCM May. 8: 10 p.m.

Tinker Bell (2008, Fantasy) Mae Whitman. Animated. A sprite must save Pixie Hollow. ‘G’ (1:30) DISN May. 24: 9 p.m.

Titanic (1997, Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio. A woman falls for an artist aboard the ill-fated ship. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (3:45) TNT June. 6: 9 p.m.

Top Gun (1986, Adventure) Tom Cruise. A hot-shot Navy jet pilot downs MiGs and loves an astrophysicist. ‘PG’ (2:00) BRAVO May. 9: 9 p.m.

The Transporter 2 (2005, Action) Jason Statham. A former soldier tries to save a kidnapped boy. ‘PG-13’ (2:30) FX June.

1: 8 p.m.

Twister (1996, Action) Helen Hunt. Storm chasers race to test a new tornado-monitoring device. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (2:00) TNT May. 29: 8 p.m.10 p.m.

The Two Mr. Kissels (2008, Docudrama) John Stamos. The murders of a real-estate mogul and his brother. ‘TV14’ (CC) (2:00) LMN May. 28: 8 p.m.

U Unstable (2009, Suspense) Shiri Appleby. A newlywed suspects that her husband is keeping secrets. (CC) (2:00) LIFE May. 26: 9 p.m.

Unwed Father (1997, Drama) Brian Austin Green. A college student must raise his infant son alone. ‘TVPG’ (CC) (2:00) LMN May. 26: 8 p.m.

V The Valley of Light (2007, Drama) Chris Klein. A World War II veteran befriends a widow and a mute boy. ‘TVPG’ (CC) (2:00) HALL May. 14: 9 p.m.

Van Helsing (2004, Fantasy) Hugh Jackman. A monster hunter battles creatures in Transylvania. ‘PG-13’ (3:00) FX May. 6: 8 p.m.

W Walk Proud (1978, Drama) Robby Benson. A Latino youth’s white girlfriend urges him to leave his gang. ‘PG’ (2:00) TCM May. 26: 10 p.m.

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• agg-to encourage a fight, argument, or action “She agged on the fight by making fun

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• aim-plan to do something “I aim to make some fried pies for breakfast.”

• allow-state your opinion on a subject “I allow the girls are growing up too fast!”

• anti goglin-sideways or crooked “The mirror is a little anti goglin.”

• anty over-hand over or give an item up “I won the bet so anty over the money.”

• arsh-Irish “We are having some good arsh potatoes for supper.”

• ary-any “Have you seen ary turkey this season?”

• atter-after “I’ll see you atter while.”

• aye gonnies-I’m going “Aye gonnies to town-need anything?”

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MAY 8 Hiwassee River Watershed Coalition invites the public to its 3rd Annual Wine Tasting Fundraiser starting at 5:30 pm at Crane Creek Vineyards in Young Harris, GA. Free wine tasting as well as light hors d’oeuvres. Live music. Non-alcoholic beverages served. For more details and directions visit www.hrwc.net or call 828-837-5414 or 877-863-7388.

MAY 20 Cherokee County Chamber Golf Classic 4 man best ball format. Join the Cherokee County Chamber of Commerce for a day of golf and good fun Wednesday, May 20, 1 pm at Cherokee Hills Golf Course. There will be prizes for individuals and teams. Come out and support your chamber. Deadline to register and pay is Monday, May 11. Cost is $220 per team. Call 828-837-2242 for more information.

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June 6 Murphy Spring Festival Downtown Murphy. Crafts, food, music, antique car show, family fun, including a kid’s corner and barbeque. For more information call Barbara Hughes: 828-837-6821 or Cherokee County County Chamber at 828-837-2242.

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large pool, 2+ acres, 8 BRs, 7 BAs, kitchens, den, breakfast room, sun rooms, laundry rooms, offices, playroom, workshop, attic, 3+1 car garage, covered porch & patio, barn, public water, natural gas, fireplace, appliances. Concrete driveway.

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For sale or lease option, older home, 4 BR plus lots more - Income house on property 3.79+/- acs. Steam Heat - Both houses outside wood furnace. Call Wayne - (828) 389-6842, Near Warne, NC

FOLK & FINE ARTS & CRAFTS, FIBER, ANTIQUES, COLLECTIBLES WOODWORKS LOCAL MUSICIANS, ORGANIC FOOD CO-0P.

Silva Gallery, Morning Song Studio, Carolina Crafting, Those Were The Days Antiques, Frog and the Dragon, Waterfalls by Peppers, Vital Vittles and Reid’s Wood Creations.

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McCAYSVILLE, GA Pickin’ in the Park - every Thursday, 6:00 PM to dusk. Live music jams and pickin’ on the banks of the Toccoa River at the Horseshoe Bend Park in McCaysville. Free Admission. And the park is wheelchair accessible. Come out, bring the whole family to enjoy the experience. Scattered picnic tables available, nice grassy lawn but you are also welcome to bring a blanket or chair.

For more information visit www.pickinthepark.com

HELP JASPER GET A NEW COMMUNITY THEATRE ALMOST THERE, BUT NOT QUITE...

The Tater Patch Players are hoping to obtain a new home. The proceeds from our Auction Gala went to our Building Fund. The rich assortment of donated items, services, artwork, meals, vacations were much appreciated.

We are almost 3/4 of the way there, but need to raise $120,000 more.

This will also involve the troupe activating some financing, but we are willing to do just that to get into this facility. We need your help.

Your support with tax deductible donations is gratefully accepted and will help us build the legacy of a playhouse for the enjoyment of our entire community. You can see the building for yourself by going to www.taterpatchplayers.org Music and Drama Summer Day Camp, June 8-12 and 15-19 One of our favorite programs we offer our community is Drama and Music Summer Camp for kids. This is a joint effort by the Tater Patch Players and the Jasper Community Children’s Choir. Fun for everybody!

Your camper can sign up for one or both. Click on the download-able flyer below, or email us through the “contact” tab or at the email on the flyer if you want more information.

WEEK 1: JUNE 8-12 ~ WEEK 2: JUNE 15-19 Daily 9:00 AM to Noon $50 per week JASPER GEORGIA. CALL TO POST YOUR NEXT EVENT AT: (828) 837-1200

GILMER COUNTY ARTS & HERITAGE ASSOCIATION: The GAHA Gallery will also be open on the days that DEMA hosts artists for the 2009 “Arts ‘Round the Square” events on May 23, June 20, July 4, August 15 and September 19. ELLIJAY If you are an artist, musician, or craftsperson and would like to participate, please contact Ouida Leech at Apple Country Artists Gallery or Camille Day through GAHA at 706-635-5605.

SUMMER Music and Drama CAMP WEEK 1: JUNE 8-12 WEEK 2: JUNE 15-19 Daily 9:00 AM to Noon $50 per week

Holy Family Episcopal Church 202 Griffith Road (off Cove Road) Jasper, GA 30143 (770) 893-4525

Teaching Staff: John King Carter, Bob Countryman, Nan Nawrocki, Suzanne Shull Sessions for rising 3rd, 4th, and 5th grade students will include acting, singing, moving and puppetry. Themes will be “The Sea” and “Pirates.”

Rising 6th grade students through HS age will workshop and present scenes from Gilbert and Sullivan’s “The Pirates of Penzance.”

Sponsored by:

JC Jasper Community Children’s Choir C C www.Jasperccc.org www.taterpatchplayers.org

Complete and mail to: Jasper CCC, Box 1452, Jasper GA 30143 Deadline: May 15, 2009 (Need a scholarship? Please inquire.)

Name of participant: Grade level Sept. 2009: Parent Contact: Daytime phone: Parent’s e-mail address: Questions?

Call 404-281-0790 (SuzanneShull) o Week 1, $50 included or E-mail o Week 2, $50 included Jaspermuse@etcmail.com o Week 1&2, $100 included

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