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From: Richard Miller Date: Saturday February 1, 2020 8:30 PM To: Brelyn Jackson Subject: Noise Complaints

Ms. Jackson,

I’ve been receiving a lot of strange noise complaints from your neighbors. Normally, I’d chalk this up to nosy neighbors or people looking for something to complain about. However, these complaints have been constant for about two months now. So please do your best to keep it down from now on.

Regards, Richard Miller Building Manager (501)764-4269

From: Brelyn Jackson Date: Saturday February 1, 2020 8:50 PM To: Richard Miller (Building Manager) Subject: Re: Noise Complaints

Hey richard

Sorry dude, I didn’t know I was being noisy. which neighbors were complaining because ms. Atkenson on the fifth floor just really doesn’t like me. She’s a jealous bitch who only gets love from her ferret.

Peace and love Brelyn

From: Richard Miller Date: Saturday February 1, 2020 8:55 PM To: Brelyn Jackson Subject: Re: Re: Noise Complaints

Ms.Jackson,

It wasn’t just Ms. Atkenson. Almost all of the apartments surrounding yours have been filing, let’s just say, very specific noise complaints. I just don’t want anyone getting into fights about it, so please refrain from insulting the other tenants if at all possible.

Regards, Richard Miller Building Manager (501)764-4269

From: Brelyn Jackson Date: Saturday February 1, 2020 9:17 PM To: Richard Miller Subject: Re: Re: Re: Noise Complaints

Dude

They just hating because they are blue balled from my sexy ass. hell you probably are too, i saw that shannon left you again. I wonder if it will stick this time? If so i could always set you up with one of my ugly friends, that I don’t want anymore. Also do I put in a maintenance request with you about a broken sink and drywall repair in the bedroom or is that under a different email form thingy ?

Peace and love brelyn

From: Richard Miller Date: Saturday February 1, 2020 9:20 PM To: Brelyn Jackson Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Noise Complaints

Ms.Jackson,

I don’t think that that kind of talk is appropriate. What happens between my wife and I is none of your business. There are lots of maintenance requests, I haven’t gotten to yours yet. Probably because of that monster you call a dog.

Richard Miller Building Manager (501)764-4269

From: Brelyn Jackson Date: Saturday February 1, 2020 9:34 PM To: Richard Miller Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Noise Complaints

Dick

Tootsie boo is my emotional support animal so how dare you refer to her as a monster you are so racist against pitbulls and you let a rodent in the building so honestly I should call the health inspector on you And shannon can do much better. her affair was way hotter than yalls relationship could have ever been considering we never heard shit coming from y’alls tiny apartment

Peace and love Brelyn

From: Richard Miller Date: Saturday February 1, 2020 9:38 PM To: Brelyn Jackson Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:Noise Complaints

Listen, I just want you to quit being so loud on your romps . I didn’t ask for your opinion on my sex life. I’m a grown man. If I wanted your opinion, I’d go back to the Mesolithic era. And that thing is a monster, she almost took my leg off the last time that I came to fix up the drywall. Go ahead and call the health inspector. Your apartment under a black light would glow like those red lights you used to work under.

RICHARD

From: Brelyn Jackson Date: Sunday February 2, 2020 6:24 AM To: Richard Miller Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:Noise Complaints

Okay boomer,

He was not trying to tear your leg off…..unfortunately. That’s just how she greats men with ugly Charlie Chaplin mustaches. The drywall keeps breaking because you’re too cheap and insecure to hire a real man to come fix it properly. My apartment is kept up just fine and better than the Merts’ down in 3D. I wanna complain about their apartment constantly smelling like rotting eggs and moth balls it seeps through the ventilation and chokes me while i shower….. and not in the way I like.

Peace and Love Brelyn

From: Richard Miller Date: Sunday February 2, 2020 7:00 AM To: Brelyn Jackson Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:Noise Complaints

Ms. Jackson,

The other residents at Shady Grove Assisted Living are trying to live out their days in peace, and I just don’t see how they can do that with a party goblin like you roaming around and causing havoc everywhere you go. I have no choice but to strongly suggest to you that you should move. It’ll be better for me to have that disgusting creature out of my building. Oh, and take your dog with you too.

--Richard

From: Brelyn Jackson Date: Sunday February 2, 2020 7:34 AM To: Richard Miller Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:Noise Complaints

Richard

You should really take such interest in all of your residents, not just myself. You are obviously becoming obsessed with me and I find it very disturbing. If you are not careful you’ll end up like the Murts’ all alone with no one to notice when your apartment is falling down around you and covered in a stench that reeks into the hallways. If i was a meaner person i would say if you don’t lay off soon your apartment will be smelling like mothballs, you cretin.

P and L Brelyn

From: Richard Miller Date: Sunday February 2, 2020 7:35 AM To: Brelyn Jackson Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:Noise Complaints

What does that mean? Is that a threat? What did you do to that nice couple? I knew that you were up to something shady. I’m calling the cops.

From: Brelyn Jackson Date: Sunday February 2, 2020 8:00 AM To: Richard Miller Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:Noise Complaints

What for? I have done nothing wrong! How dare you. I was in the middle of drawing my bath when those young cops barge in here. Do you have ANY IDEA how humiliating that was. I was in my slip. That’s it I’ve had enough of you. My final straw has been spent. I am through with this harassment. You have been targeting me since the day I moved in here. You are praying on the residents here and filling our last chapter with agony and pain. And we all know you were behind the switch from chocolate pudding to rice and no one likes you for it. This isn’t over you milksop. I will make sure for the rest of my life you suffer.

No P and L for you Brelyn

From: Richard Miller Date: Sunday February 2, 2020 8:05 To: Brelyn Jackson Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:Noise Complaints

Good luck in jail, you dusty old biddie.

-Richard

From: Makalyn Jackson Henry Date: Monday February 3, 2020 9:38 AM To: Richard Miller CC: Brelyn Jackson Subject: You’ll Be Hearing From Our Lawyer

Mr. Miller

I have spoken with my mother and we have come to the decision that this home is unfit for a free spirit such as herself. But is better suited for the mundane elderly who can’t shovel their own pudding into their mouths. I shall be relocating her at the end of the month to my basement in Fresno. I hope if you have children they stick you in a home that kills the fun in what little you have left of life. what kind of monster calls the cops and accuses murder on a 89 year old women who is wheel chair bound? For shame sir for shame. Our attorney will be contacting you shortly in regard to defamation of character, slander, as well as persecution on the basis of sex and age.

Makalyn Jackson Henry

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