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SUMMER 2016 THIS PUBLICATION IS MEANT FOR ADULTS, BUT I CAN’T HELP IT IF YOU’RE A BAD PARENT AND LET YOUR CHILDREN READ THIS GARBAGE!

COLUMBUS’S ONLY HUMOR RAG, THUS MAKING IT COLUMBUS’S BEST HUMOR RAG!

AN INFLAMMATORY OPINION BY BETHANY FLUORIDE

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COMICS! FAKE ADS! MADE UP NEWS STORIES! OBVIOUS PARODIES! URINATION JOKES! MONKEYS! ANGER!

KNOWN FOR HIS RADIO HIT “TIGHT LADY PARTS!”

POP SENSATION JOSH TURD MAKES HIS COLUMBUS CONCERT DEBUT AS PART OF HIS “SLAVE TO THE THROB” WORLD TOUR!

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