COMPUTER SCIENCE

You guys (apologies to the three female computer science students, you can ignore this) are so fixated on League of Legends that a demonic entity could be looming behind you and you wouldn't bat an eye. Your body odour, the stench of a decaying corpse covered in Lynx, could make even the blood-thirstiest murderer run for the hills. But hey, if sacrificing your social life and hygiene means you get to outsmart the killer and make it to the end credits, maybe it’s worth it after all. At least until the sequel comes out…

Outcome: Survive (by accident)