GEOLOGY THEATRE

This may be your chance to show your parents your degree has value after all, assuming they haven't already been bitten by zombies. With your presumably excellent acting, makeup, and costume design skills, you can either play dead or pretend you're also a zombie and act as a double agent (leading to the rare and elusive zombie-spy-thriller tri-genre horror film). If you work in lighting, blind those zombies to get away; and if you're a stage designer, join forces with the physics teams for some subtle trap doors. If you're a playwright or a director, however, you will have to adapt. Fast.

Outcome: Survive, probably

While it's possible that you may be dismayed by your unfortunate demise, we can’t say that we’re sorry. After all, you chose this field of study, and horror movie survivability is one of the main things you should consider when choosing a degree. However, for those who have managed to survive the ordeal, we applaud you for your bravery and quick thinking. And for those who still face uncertain outcomes, we offer our support and hope that you too will emerge victorious.

Didn’t see your degree featured, and feeling bitterly disappointed about it? There's always a possibility of a poorly scripted sequel… every campy horror deserves one.

By Peyton Black