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S.W.A.T Team attempts to kill Queen of England.

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S.W.A.T team barges into the Queen of Sloth travels 8000000000 miles to Pluto!!! You might think sloths are just average but YOU were wrong! Thursday, 24th of England's home and April we discovered that a sloth traveled 8000000000 miles to space and he attempts to assassinate landed on pluto.Amazingly he didn’t need a suit and now he is coming back to her. But luckily she earth with astronauts that went to pluto. I cant believe the sloth didn’t freeze! escaped. See P.2 See P.4

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First Teleportation Device INVENTED!!! Scientists were trying to make a robot but the came up with what looked to be some sort of teleportation device. When scientists tested it out it turned out it WAS a teleportation device! See P.2

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9/11: The Truth

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On September 11th 2001 four planes were launched with hijackers willing to commit suicide and crash into important buildings on US soil. The people responsible for this attack is a terrorist group named al Qaeda. Two of the planes crashed into the twin towers in New York (now the site of the Freedom Tower), the third plane crashed into the Pentagon and the fourth and final plane crashed in an empty field in Pennsylvania. People believed that the fourth plane was supposed to crash into the White House Amazing hole in one It was a normal day but but passengers brought the plane down before it had the chance.

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Drunk person fires shots in NY A drunk person came out of the bar “Make me feel ALIVE” with a gun and started firing shots up into the sky. A brave man named Dwixy Bobby tackled the guy firing shots and kept him down on the ground till police arrived. See

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Even though this was a tragic event, it still didn’t stop some people from forming their own perspectives on what might have happened. For example, when the plane hit the Pentagon, there was no fire or fumes and some things Slothy Mc’Floppy’s where the plane hit were still standing and didn’t even Steakhouse! get a scratch on it. The theory is that it didn’t look like a plane hit the pentagon because the planes length and width were larger than the accident in the pentagon and there wasn’t fumes or fire like the twin towers and some things were left unharmed. Also, the plane crash on the field was also not that fiery as the twin towers, so that made people curious.

People believe that the leader was Osama Bin Laden and he was the one who organized the attack. Osama Bin Laden ran a terrorist school and then formed the group al Qaeda. Osama organized a lot of attacks and was always carefully protected and hidden by the group al Qaeda. Bin Laden, the world's most wanted terrorist, was found hiding in a run- down compound in Northern Pakistan. On May 2nd, 2011, a team of elite US navy seals dramatically entered the compound and Osama Bin Laden was shot and killed on sight.

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This attack is significant because this was the first time in history a major terrorist hijacking and suicide happened and actually killed 2950 of people on american soil. It made people more aware of threats and security on planes is a lot more strict.

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