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Check out this this hipster cutie duo pit-stopping behind their eponymous debut in Atlanta not once, not twice but three times. Your first two chances are this week, where their synth-y vocals and beats tour solo, then again May 13 at Shaky Knees Festival.

They’re ba-aaack! Last year’s David Atlanta cover guys had so much fun showing you their stuff, they deciding to come back for seconds. Amazing feats of magic and illusion performed in the nude make it hard not to get distracted as your eye tries to follow the tricks.

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It’s a twofer with the alternaqueers on Friday, as they resurrect the famed alternative New York paper Picture first with an exhibition reception, then transition into Busted: A Night of Fugly Drag that the loyal audience and their fave performers embody to the hilt.

What can queers across the country do to support trans brothers and sisters at risk of “bathroom bills” forcing genital-defined restrooms? Gather at state capitols to block lawmakers from the facilities to show how that feels, that’s what. If trans kids can’t pee, no one pees.

The legend returns. Gay dance circuit god who last graced us in December is back to throw down hard. You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life. See that boy, watch that scene, you are the Dancing Queen. Twirl, girl, twirl! Moran shows you the way.

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DINING GUIDE DAVID ATLANTA’S ANNUAL TASTE TOUR ROUNDS UP A FEW DOZEN OPTIONS FOR EATING GOOD IN THE GAYBORHOOD COMPILED BY MIKE FLEMING Sometimes it’s easy to forget how lucky we all are to be gay in Atlanta. The sheer volume of options for nightlife, entertainment, sports, arts and just about every LGBT subuculture outweighs even some iconic larger cities.

An awesome extension of our cultural wealth, Atlanta’s gay cups runneth over for restaurant choices, too.

That’s why this annual Dining Guide is so popular. From casual to chic, date night to boys’ night, enjoy the following reminders of the most popular, as well as a heads up on some new and hidden gems. We start with the casual places and go from there. Enjoy!

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LAID BACK WITH FRIENDS

Forget the pretense. Your t-shirt, shorts and jeans are welcome here.

Whether on a break or you have all day, let your hair down and relax at one of these places.

Johnny’s Pizza The real McCoy. New York Italian pizza so good you’d slap your mama.

Whole pie or by the slice, the prices are great, too. Get a slice with one of their actually good side salads if you just have to watch your figure.

Speaking of watching, watch them make it through the old-timey window.

EAT THIS: Turn the tables and devour a Great White. Cream sauce, grilled chicken, garlic, and spinach.

1810 Cheshire Bridge Road NE | johnnyspizza.com

Papi’s Cuban and Caribbean Grill Come say Ay, Papi, to this longtime favorite on the Ponce corridor. Within steps of some and minutes of all the big gay bars, this place gives Holes in the Wall a good name. You bring your appetite, and let the flavors of the islands do the rest.

EAT THIS: You can’t leave without trying Rey’s Cuban or Ropa Vieja Sandwiches.

These conglomerations of pressed perfection may be the best of their kind in Atlanta.

216 Ponce De Leon Ave. NE | papisgrill.com

Thai Chili It is said that you can spin around, throw a rock and hit a Thai restaurant in Atlanta. Whether that’s the case or not, you’ll want to land on this gem in the Lavista Park neighborhood near Emory and Toco Hill. All your favorites in a hospitable, comfortable atmosphere, if your table is for 5 or for 25.

EAT THIS: Panang Curry Beef is our favorite, and you might also consider a starter with the Chicken Coconut Soup. Not sure what magic they do to make them so special, but you’ll be glad they did.

2169 Briarcliff Road NE | thaichilicuisine.com

Casseroles So casual, you set the stage at your own home or office. Pick up one of their amazing dishes frozen, then just pop it in the oven. It’s great for an occasion when you need to feed a lot of people, or when casual dining just means you, the couch, the TV and a fork.

Moe’s Southwest Grill This local chain may be best known for what happens the moment you walk in. The chant of “Welcome to Moe’s!” isn’t just a gimmick; it’s an attitude that permeates your whole experience at any location of this build-your-own-burrito mainstay.

EAT THIS: The bowls have all the Southwest goodness of each signature burrito, without the tasty tortilla. Order it without the rice, too, if you’re really watching your carbs.

1544 Piedmont Ave. NE and all over town | moes.com

EAT THIS: The Crab & Asparagus risotto is as good as it sounds, but the good ol’ beefy mac and cheese will never disappoint either.

1393 North Highland Ave. | casserolesatlanta.com

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GAY & GAYER: MEN 4 MEALS

Midtown meals mean men admiring men. But some places raise gayness to full Code Pink, outward from our city’s gayest street corner and beyond.

Henry’s With a patio presence you don’t want to miss in springtime and a menu that keeps ‘em coming back for more all year, this gay-owned sibling eatery of Campagnolo’s nearby has all the gay you can handle in one sitting.

EAT THIS: Baby baked potatoe starters are bangin, burgers are to die, and any of a half-dozen tacos or dogs are a sure bet. Our favorite?

Barbecue Baby Back Ribs. Fall. Off. The. Bone.

132 10th St. | henrysatl.com

Joe’s on Juniper Famous for its patio and a lively bar, this is also a don’t-miss for eye candy.

Joe’s is big on comfort food, easy eats, and as another in the Metrotainment family of restaurants, also home to amazing desserts.

EAT THIS: Smothered and covered and more than you think you can eat until you do, Tank Chicken Nachos are the dish we go back for again and again. Oh and four words: Sweet Potato Tater Tots.

1049 Juniper St. NE | joesonjuniper.com

Roxx A one-stop shop for American fare and a gay clientele. A popular patio, a menu of favorites from salad to meat-and-threes and beyond, a friendly staff, and a guaranteed crowd of gay men and their cohorts. What’s not to love?

EAT THIS: The fried chicken wraps with flavor options and dipping sauce are a favorite. And there’s no gay man who doesn’t love a Sausage Fest.

Try that as well.

1824 Cheshire Bridge Road NE | roxxfanclub.com

Bantam + Biddy There is more than one location, but anything at Ansley Mall has our true heart. Fresh and healthy but also decadently delicious, this is the perfect place to meet all your gays after the Big Gay Gym next door, then follow it with Bearbucks for coffee.

EAT THIS: Rotisserie chicken rivals any other in town.

You can get a quarter-bird with sides, but go for the half.

The Kale, Carrot & Wheatberry Salad with Cider Dressing makes for an awesome side, and their biscuits are to die.

Lips Come for the drag, stay for the food. OK the food and the drag.

Dinner and a show finally answers your burning question about how, exactly, is life a cabaret. High-glam decor and high-drag divas like Charlie Brown and Bubba D. Licious make this a muststop to make a big night of it. Try Sunday Gospel Brunch too.

EAT THIS: The menu of American fare changes, but it’s always worth the prix fixe or a la carte pricing. Do make reservations.

3011 Buford Hwy NE | lipsatl.com 26 | 3.8.17

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PERFECT FOR LARGE PARTIES

We don’t know who said three’s a crowd, and we can’t fathom who came up with the phrase “maddening crowd.” All we do know is that whoever said the more the merrier had these places in mind.

Las Margaritas Latin fare with a gay flair. On any given Sunday, brunch is hopping. And on most every day of the week, gay Atlanta’s own Oscar Valdivieso is usually holding court over his popular eatery. Sample the extensive tequila selection and specialty drinks while you scarf up some awesome food.

EAT THIS: You can’t go wrong from Mexican specialties to Spanish Paella.

1842 Cheshire Bridge Road NE | lasmargaritasmidtown.com

Taverna Plaka The hospitality and every-meal-as-event that the Greeks are known for is on full display at this popular eatery. Load up on delicious traditional fare, imbibe on Greek alcohol delights, and maybe even get in on the belly dancing. It’s always a party at Taverna Plaka.

EAT THIS: Traditional serving style means that when it’s ready, it hits the table, so forget rules at a Taverna Plaka party. Order it family style and be sure to sample everything as you pass the plates.

216 Ponce De Leon Ave. NE | papisgrill.com

Einstein’s Raising the bar on gayborhood eats, this Metrotainment restaurant puts a creatve spin on Southern comfort classics. It’s big patio, ample bar, and weekend brunch are popular, and with flexible seating, it’s the perfect place for 2, 20 or 200.

EAT THIS: We’re fans of the Chipotle salmon with adobo mashed potatoes, but when we say it’s all good, we mean it. Seriously though, we’d be remiss if we didn’t mention the famous Metrotainment desserts. Save room.

1077 Juniper St. NE | einsteinsatlanta.com

No Mas Cantina Known for its food and fun as well as hosting events as a member of the gay chamber of commerce, this Mexican food place is a gay mainstay featuring lively décor and a gift shop stocked with handmade goods.

EAT THIS: The enchiladas are divine, but Southern meat lovers will agree that the Carnitas – seasoned, grilled pork chunks – are as good as it gets.

Community Smith Sometimes called a “modern meatery,” this butcher-block of goodness flips the pages on the New American Cookbook in a chic space with a rotating menu driven by seasonal ingredients as well as handcrafted cocktails.

EAT THIS: On our last visit, the talk of the table was the Ginger Soy Chicken on garlic sesame greens. A-la -carte shared sides on the “for the table” menu made it friendly and delicious.

866 West Peachtree St. NW | communitysmithatl.com 30 | 3.8.17

180 Walker St. SW | nomascantina.com

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ROMANTIC RENDEZVOUS:

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DATE NIGHT When you want it to be all about him, nothing says it’s a special night quite like a romantic dinner for two. Turn down the lights, crank up the classy, and try one of these places on for size.

Après Diem This European bistro is consistently voted the best place for a gay first date umpteen years running. Conveniently located by Midtown Art Cinema, it’s perfect for a movie night, before-or-“après” your day. Or night.

EAT THIS:Nothing says you’re sweet on him like dessert. Rotating selections here are always on point. Visit the display case together and share your selections on one plate. Cozy.

931 Monroe Drive NE | facebook.com/apresdiem

Wisteria This quaint Inman Park bistro makes a name for itself as a multiple award winner for Southern fare with a contemporary gourmet touch. That comes courtesy chef Jason Hill and the century-old brick-lined building that he and his creations call home.

EAT THIS: The Molasses-Rubbed Pork Tenderloin is as good it sounds, maybe even better. And what Southern-inspired restaurant would be complete with fried chicken. The skillet-prepared delicacy is perfect here, as is the pan-sauteed trout.

471 North Highland Ave. | wisteria-atlanta.com

Atlas This upscale restaurant in the St. Regis Atlanta Hotel serves artfully plated haute cuisine and molecular gastronomy made from seasonal ingredients. You eat with original works

by Picasso, Van Gogh, Chagall, and Matisse. Yes, really.

88 West Paces Ferry Road NW | atlasrestaurant.com

Campagnolo Nothing says lovin’ like Italian food. On a date, sit inside with classics dishes, plus some special menu items that show you this gay-owned sister eatery to Henry’s knows what it’s doing.

980 Piedmont Ave NE | campagnoloatl.com

Café Intermezzo Long a fave up the road in Buckhead, when this divine Euro-style coffeehouse hit Midtown, the gays swooned and swarmed. Walk over to take advantage of this whole revitalized block.

EAT THIS: The dessert case will kill you, but you will beg to die. 70 pastries and cakes and 800 beverages make it hard to decide. We also recommend the crepes and burgers.

1065 Peachtree Road NE | cafeintermezzo.com 32 | 3.8.17

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TASTY TAVERN: PUB FARE

Is there anything more convenient during a night at the bar than having a kitchen right there on the premises? No, there isn’t. These are our favorite gay bar kitchens.

Burkhart’s You’d be hard pressed to find a more delicious meal at these prices. Cooks are just on the other side of the bar ready to fix you full-course plates of man-that-hits-the-spot.

Sauces made with real butter and meat that’s never frozen ups the bar food game.

EAT THIS: Yes, they have jalapeno poppers and fried mozzarella, but one of three butcher-cut, chargrilled Steak Dinners with two fresh sides is not to be missed. You’re welcome.

1492 Piedmont Ave. | burkharts.com

Blake’s on the Park You may know it for its DJs, drinks and dudes, but you’re going to love its delicious dishes too. From starters to burgers to entrees and salads, you don’t have to leave your bar stool to enjoy a phenomenal meal.

EAT THIS: The classic burger is a half-pound of perfection with cheese and bacon. It might also be the only thing we ever need to eat again while enjoying a cocktail or four.

227 10th Street NE | blakesontheparkatlanta.com

Ten The kitchen made a grand return at this Midtown Mainstay in February with a limited menu. This month, keep your eyes peeled for an expanded menu that rolls out more to love.

EAT THIS: You can never go wrong with Mac & Cheese Bites and Gourmet Burgers, and we were once all about the Philly Cheesesteak Pizza. Stay tuned for a new favorites on the new menu.

990 Piedmont Ave NE | tenatl.com

The Cockpit Grant Park’s best-kept gay secret is a great South-of-i20 haunt for our boys and men. Come for the guys, but stay for the tasty treats to eat while you get to know each other a little better.

EAT THIS: The kitchen draw here is the appetizers. We’ll have a suite of fries, mozzarella sticks, jalapeno poppers, zucchini sticks and chicken fingers with sauces galore.

465 Boulevard SE | thecockpit-atlanta.blogspot.com

Amsterdam This sprawling gay bar complex has a little something for everybody, and that goes for its menu as well. Hang out and eat any time, but perhaps especially for Sunday brunch with the bartender serving Bloody Mary’s.

Woofs Atlanta’s first and only gay sports bar makes its name on jocks and the guys who love them, but its kitchen has always been a big deal with entrees and sides that making watching the big game even better.

EAT THIS: The Mile High Chicken Nachos are made with oven roasted chicken, spicy queso, guac and sour cream.

EAT THIS: You won’t go wrong with a varied and delicious burgers and baskets menu. We fore one are always down for the Turkey Reuben-style or Pulled Pork Sandwiches.

502 Amsterdam Ave NE | amsterdamatlanta.com

2425 Piedmont Road NE | woofsatlanta.com

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HIDDEN GEMS: OFF THE BEATEN PATH

Places we love don’t always get all the fanfare. Some of them are worth looking past regular haunts to expand your dining horizons.

Tacos & Tequilas Genuinely good Mexican food is harder to come by in Atlanta than some other ethnic cuisines. Enter this rowdy fun eatery to fix that with lots of table space, plenty of great menu items to fill it, and all the chips and salsa you can eat.

EAT THIS: You can’t go wrong with fajitas, tacos or enchiladas, and you certainly won’t here. We love their humongous bowl of chicken tortilla soup with enough left over to bring home.

650 Ponce de Leon Ave. NE and other Metro locations | tandtatlanta.com

Radial Café Frank Bragg brought everything you used to love about him at Einstein’s, and everything you used to love about the original Radial – and bam! – created the best little breakfast, lunch and dinner spot south of Edgewood Ave. With daily specials and always a few surprises, this gay-owned bit of goodness is certified green and serves healthy, fabulous and even gluten-free options.

EAT THIS: Pickle-brined Fried Chicken with Sriracha Mashed Potatoes? OMG so friggin good. Rather have Dr. Pepper Barbecue Brisket? Go for it.

1530 DeKalb Ave. NE | radial.com

La Hacienda If it’s not already, this Mexican eatery is about to become a regular stop on your restaurant rounds. Generous portions, a helpful staff and authentic flavors raise this place over its brethren and instantly into a Midtown mainstay.

EAT THIS: Just ask for “The Bowl.” Your choice of meat – but pick the pork marinated all day in milk – with cheesy rice, charro beans, onions, pico, corn, guac, sour cream and cilantro. Mix it up and enjoy.

900 Monroe Dr. NE | lahaciendamidtown.com

Mama’s Cocina Who doesn’t love Mom’s Kitchen. Well when Mom is the same one responsible for Las Margaritas and the former Taco Cabana, it comes with all your Latin favorites at prices your mom would appreciate you spending too. Perfect for lunch, dinner or post-bar 24-hour deliciousness.

EAT THIS: We’re eating the Pollo a la Plancha, and we’re eting it every single time. Comes with rice, beans, tortillas and the sweet satisfaction of a full belly.

Folk Art

1958 Piedmont Road | mamascocinalatina.com

L5P and Inman Park hipsters, as well as all-grown-up former cool kids, come for the eclectic décor in the name, but they stay for Chef Jason Hill’s creative takes on comfort foods. It’s a top choice for David editor Mike Fleming for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

EAT THIS: The Southern Fried Banh Mi Pork Sandwich is what your life was missing. It’s a hoagie roll with a fried pork chop, banh mi veggies, cilantro mayo and habanero pickles. Yes, ma’am.

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TRICK, OR

TREAT? 6 SIGNS THAT THE GUY YOU’RE TALKING TO SO TOTALLY AND MONUMENTALLY IS NOT COMING HOME WITH YOU

BY SCOTT KING You’re at the bar. With some friends. All of a sudden you and Mr. So Handsome Right Now are standing next to each other at just the right moment when one of you has something to say.

It’s magic. It’s perfect. It’s just the thing you didn’t know you were waiting for.

Then he checks his phone.

Totally Satanic.

Here are six sick ways to know that your would-be new boyfriend is not coming home with you.

Listen to the wisdom, children.

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HE ASKS IF YOU’RE ON FACEBOOK. This guy is so obsessed with social status he will never go home with anyone.

But he will post a selfie.

And tag a bitch.

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HIS ‘FRIEND’ NEEDS A RIDE HOME. This guy is on Scruff, Grindr, Bear411, and two other apps you’ve never heard of.

He’s actually my favorite of the lot, because he is enjoying his life and will have sex twice before dawn. Just not with you.

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HIS UBER APP IS BROKEN. Apps don’t break, actually. That’s what hearts do. Also, guns don’t kill people.

I kill people, with plaintive frowns.

HAVE YOU MET HIS FRIEND BILL? This guy is faux dating his best friend.

They have bad, drunken, “third-base” sex five times a year.

They’re like Will and Grace but less funny and more co-dependent.

One of them will invite you back to one of their places to have drinks. Don’t go.

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WE SHOULD HANG OUT SOMETIME. Go ahead and do it. Ask this guy if he would like your number. He will say sure, if you’d like to give it to me. Give it to him.

He’ll text you back immediately and use lots of exclamation points. “We should hang out sometime!”

Call his bluff. Pencil him in.

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YOU’RE REALLY HOT. Take the compliment. Then leave.

Back door friends are best.

Bars are fun. The Internet is more effective. Namaste.

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10 GREATEST FILMS

I’VE NEVER SEEN SO EVERYONE IS SUPPOSED TO HAVE CAUGHT THESE, BUT YEAH, I DIDN’T. HERE’S ALL I NEED TO KNOW AND WHAT TO WATCH INSTEAD.

BY SCOTT KING I was very proud when I realized that I had seen all nine films nominated for Best Picture at the Oscars this year.

Just kidding. I only saw four of them.

The four everyone else saw. Obviously, I was rooting for the Hidden Moonlight in the La La Land by the Sea. Once the envelopes were distributed, I was happy with the results. But it still didn’t make up for Brokeback Mountain not winning.

And speaking of winning, here are my reviews of the 10 best films I’ve never seen, according to the AFI. The most trusted name in news.

MR. SMITH GOES TO WASHINGTON Who is this kween? Is he going to Washington to become a physician’s assistant or something?

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this movie, I watch Advise and Consent instead. A tense think piece from under-sung genius Otto Preminger, A&C features some primo ‘60s male torso, and also the first American gay bar depicted on film. The novel upon which it was based was seen in the hands of both Nixon and Kennedy during the 1960 election.

It’s worth the train fare to Washington, Mister Smith.

THE CRYING GAME I know the secret: it’s transphobic.

Love Boy George, though. Sheena was a “man”!

CASABLANCA Remember when this great film was on Netflix? It’s like it was yesterday. I was like OMG Casablanca here’s looking at you kid The Usual Suspects etcetera.

The first five minutes is a newsreel, setting the scene to give us content about World War II. Thank goodness,

because that skirmish didn’t get much press coverage.

Then I fell asleep. It’s nothing personal; it’s just what I do on Friday nights.

PS Casablanca means “White House.”

Next!

BONNIE AND CLYDE I have never understood Warren Beatty’s sex appeal. Or Russell Crowe’s. Am I really gay?

FRIDAY Sounds hilarious. I should watch it sometime, because “I don’t have a job.

I don’t got shit to do.” I love this movie.

Also, the origin of “Bye, Felicia.” Thank you, Ice Cube.

CHINATOWN Sounds racist. I prefer Funkytown.

Jack Nicholson gives a tour de force performance.

10 Great Films, Continued Mystery. Silence. Performance.

THE BIG LEBOWSKI Straight people ruined this film. And this film, including my boyfriend Flea, ruined nihilism.

Ruined it.

Mr. Smith Goes to Washington

I’ll give you a thousand dollars to stop quoting this movie. Shoot ‘er in the head, Wardell!

RESERVOIR DOGS Another accidental Netflix Friday night sleeping pill.

The Crying Game

Casablanca

I literally watch either Pulp Fiction or Django Unchained once a month. Total classics.

The Like a Virgin monologue at the beginning of this movie is to die for. Literally.

SCARFACE Blink 182 took its name from this film. Need I say more?

Bonnie and Clyde THE BREAKFAST CLUB Oh, you think you’ve seen this movie. It was on twice a week during the ‘90s when Dr. Ted Turner ruled basic cable.

The ‘90s were good, but they were also an era when, if you smoked pot, you would sit around and talk about one day when they finally legalized smoking weed because it’s so ridiculous that it isn’t legal, but you knew in your heart of hearts that would never happen.

Friday

Chinatown

Well, it did, and then you also bought the DVD of Breakfast Club, and you realized they cut out a whole scene where all five of those misanthropes are smoking some major cheeba. Ally Sheedy’s dancing makes so much sense.

I hope you enjoyed my review at the 10 best films I’ve never seen. Hannah Horvath is my hero.

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BLAKE’S Martini Monday's with David, Doug and Rod BURKHART’S Blue Monday Karaoke with Darlene at 10PM COCKPIT $3.00 House Draft EAGLE Music Videos with Kirby FRIENDS Texas Hold'em 8:30pm HIDEAWAY Industry Night 1/2 Off Well, Domestic, & Wine JUNGLE Stars of the Century Show 11:30pm MODEL T Monday Night Madness 8pm OSCAR’S Service Industry Night SWINGING RICHARDS Industry Free Entry, Free VIP Lounge for all. 8:30PM TRIPPS Customer Appreciation All Drinks $1.00 Off WOOFS Texas Hold'em Poker 7:30pm

BLAKE’S TGIF with Doug & Brent 3-9pm • Celestial Fridays with Celeste Holmes & Cast 11pm • Bill Berdeaux Spins Street Level BURKHART’S FEMME FATALE with Destiny Brooks and Justice Taylor at 11PM CLUB RUSH “Got Leche” Free entry until 11pm 18 & up - Open until 4am COCKPIT $6.00 SkyFall Wine EAGLE DJ Dance Party HERETIC PUMP featuring Atlanta’s hottest deejays - Occasional special events.

No cover b4 11 HIDEAWAY $5 Smirnoff drinks & Martinis DJ Marc J. Cubs @10pm in back room JUNGLE The Other Show with Edie Cheezburger 9:30pm LIPS ATLANTA Glitz & Glamour Las Vegas Style MODEL T Texas Hold’em Poker 9pm OSCAR’S Music Video Night SWINGING RICHARDS Sexy dancers pack the strage early! Drink Specials all night. Free before 8PM. $10 Cover before 12 TEN ATLANTA Music & Videos by DJ Daryl Cox 10pm TRIPPS Jeremy Presents “Skin” 4pm - 2am WOOFS Fur Fridays

TUESDAY BLAKE’S Latin Night with DJ, Melo, 1/2 Priced Food Menu 'til Midnight BURKHART’S DRAG-EOKE with Angelica D’Paige at 10PM CLUB RUSH “Tipsy Tuesday” 18 & up - Open until 4am COCKPIT $5.00 Smirnoff Drinks FRIENDS Let's Make A Deal with Ken 6pm HIDEAWAY Game night: Poker and blackjack 7:30 Trivia with Jason Walker 8:30 MODEL T Texas Hold’em Poker 7pm OSCAR’S Show Tune Tuesday SWINGING RICHARDS Titos Tuesdays! $6.25 Titos Cocktails with the hottest crowd in the ATL. Free before 8PM WOOFS Poker Professional Hour

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Go-Go Guys 11pm - 2am BURKHART’S HUMPDAY KARAOKE with Darlene at 10PM COCKPIT Karaoke - Humpday Specials FRIENDS Hump Night with Regina Simms 8pm HERETIC WarpZone Video Game Night 7pm - Pig Dance Black Out Party DJ Stan Jackson 10pm-3am NO COVER HIDEAWAY Beauty and the beat! Ruby Redd Charity Bingo @8:30 free to play. karaoke W/ Tyler @ 11:00 $ 3.00 well drinks all day long LIPS ATLANTA Bitchy Bingo MODEL T Wonderful Wednesdays 7pm OSCAR'S JukeBox Wednesdays SWINGING RICHARDS Wasted Wednesdays! Free VIP Lounge.

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TRIPPS Hump Day Buffet Free Food @ 5 pm w/ Drink Purchase WOOFS Trivia and Bear Hump Hour

THURSDAY BLAKE’S Texas Hold em Poker 7pm • #TBT 90's Divas with Shawnna Brooks 11pm BURKHART’S DANCEFLOOR DIVAS with Phoenix (RuPaul’s Drag Race s3) at 11:30PM COCKPIT Customer Appreciation Night EAGLE Blackout Night with Gerry FACES LOUNGE The All Star Cabaret Drag Show & Karaoke FRIENDS Texas Hold'em 8:30pm; Regina hosts Ladies Nite 10pm HERETIC 3 Legged Cowboy Night 9pm Free dance lessons 8-9pm. No cover.

HIDEAWAY Hot Mic’ Comedy w/ Ian Aber at 10pm followed by Karaoke at 11:30.

Draft Beer Special JUNGLE True Thursday EDM Party 10pm LIPS ATLANTA Dinner with the Divas MODEL T Pre-Weekend Party! 7pm OSCAR’S Thirsty Thursday SWINGING RICHARDS 2-4-1 Entry and VIP All night! A Matthew & Billy Fav!!

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SATURDAY 10TH & PIEDMONT Bottomless Mimosa Brunch BLAKE’S Open at 1pm • “Glitter Bomb” w Edie Cheezburger • Guest DJs Upstairs 10pm-close.

BURKHART’S SYNERGY with Shawnna Brooks and Monica Van Pelt at 11PM CAMPAGNOLO Legendary Musician Robert Ray on the piano 10pm-1am COCKPIT Karaoke EAGLE DJ Dance Party FRIENDS Free Pool 2-6pm HERETIC Varies. EARLY COUNTRY (8pm-12:30am) & LATE NIGHT DANCE with Billboard DJ MIKE POPE @12:30-close. No cover except special events.

HIDEAWAY $2.50 All Well Drinks JUNGLE Fantasy Girls 9pm; Club Night, Various Guest DJ's 10:30pm LIPS ATLANTA Glitz & Glamour Las Vegas Style MODEL T Texas Hold’em Poker 3pm OSCAR’S Music Video Night SWINGING RICHARDS T Shirt Review. Atlanta boys get crazy! Free before 8PM. $10 Cover before 12 TEN ATLANTA Music & Videos by DJ Rob Reum 10pm WOOFS Game Day

SUNDAY 10TH & PIEDMONT Bellini Brunch BLAKE’S Open at 1pm - Bloody Mary’s with Robin. Texas Hold em Poker Upstairs 2pm. • "Midtown Rouge" Drag Show w/ Peaches 8:30pm • High Energy with DJs Will Bryan & Bill Berdeaux.

BURKHART’S Armorettes at Burkhart's, 7:30 p.m. before Tossed Salad • Tossed Salad hosted by Brigitte Bidet - Music & Drinks 10pm - Showtime 10:30pm CLUB RUSH Hip Hop and R&B - 18 & up - Open until 4am COCKPIT Movie Night FRIENDS Open Sunday 2pm-12am HIDEAWAY $3.50 wells JUNGLE Cherry Bomb with Wild Cherry Sucret 8pm LIPS ATLANTA Gospel Brunch w/ Bubba D. Licious LAS MARGARITAS Papi’s $17.95 Unlimited Brunch & Choice of Mimosas, Sangrias, Bloody Maria’s, & Mojitos OSCAR'S Sunday Funday TEN ATLANTA Brunch 11am & music by DJ Rob Reum inside and DJ Robert Ansley on the patio 4pm TRIPPS 2nd & 4th Sunday - Open Mike Show 6pm WOOFS Sunday Funday

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everyone wants someone else to tell him as soon as humanly possible.

Sure it’s a touchy subject, but you owe him the truth.

Communication is better than letting a situation fester, and since this is your partner, you are the right man for the job.

Try the good old compliment sandwich: Deliver the news between bits of praise.

HEY,

DADDY!

TO TELL THE TRUTH

“The whole team knows you’re the best in town at eating butt, but you do yourself a disservice by not gargling afterwards. The rest of you is so hot that if you fix the breath issue, they’ll be back for the amazing service, with me at the front of the line.”

Even if not immediately, he’ll appreciate it and be glad it came from you in private without judgment.

Hey, Daddy!

It’s time to break up with my boyfriend, but he’s so stuck on me that I’ve just been sort of “phasing him out” instead of making a clean break.

I feel bad about it, because he’s a super sweet guy, but I have no idea what to say other than I’m not feeling it.

Hey, Daddy!

My partner’s breath smells like he spent the night eating the ass of every guy on the local gay rugby squad. And he probably did. Well, not the entire squad, but…

Anyway, that he’s an ass-eating slut is fine, but how do I broach the topic of his stank ass breath? Like, literally. His breath smells like a butt.

I want to kiss him, but seriously a hazmat mask is not going to set the mood – or even be enough to shut that shit out. Help!

Guy Repulsed Over Smelly Situations Dear GROSS: Your situation may be phrased creatively, but it’s common: No one wants to tell the guy that he has bad breath or too-heavy body odor, but

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Sorta Angsty Disappointment For A Charming Ex Dear SADFACE: Hard conversations are hard. Welcome to the big leagues. Stop feeling bad for the breakup and start feeling bad for stringing the guy along. Now fix it by ripping off that Band-Aid. There, isn’t that better?

A version of this column ran in April 2016.

DADDY LOVES HIS BOYS He knows the answers you need, and you’re going to get them. Reach out to him with your burning questions via our editor, mike@davidatlanta.com.

Warning: Advice given in this column is intended for entertainment and novelty purposes. Please proceed at your own risk.

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ARIES (Mar. 21 – Apr. 19):

LIBRA (Sep. 23 – Oct. 22):

Arguments with your partner are less about your partner and more about your own worries, fears and doubts. Remember you two are on the same side!

You still have resources. Priority No. 1: Take care of your health!

Your ruler, Venus, is not a “good girl” but a famous seductress. Like it or not, she’s shining the red light on you. Much fun? Perhaps. Just be very careful not to get into a relationship you’ll regret, or to lose one you value.

TAURUS (Apr. 20 – May 20):

SCORPIO (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21):

You’re looking much too good for your own good. An old fling may show up for an encore, but it’s just that.

This is no time to start a new relationship, revive an old one, or take for granted the one you have going.

Treat confusing and mixed messages from your friends with good humor. That doesn’t mean you should make fun of them! You’re probably as much at fault. Listen to your partner. The less you like it, the more you’ll benefit.

GEMINI (May 21- Jun. 20):

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21):

Your ruler Mercury retrograding into Mercury may have you feeling and acting like Gracie Allen (she’s on YouTube). If you can capture her charm, keep your head on straight and keep a sense of humor, you’ll be ahead of the game.

Guessing that your boss doesn’t know what he or she is doing, you could well be right, but pointing that out won’t help you at all. Stick to your own work the best you can!

CANCER (Jun. 21- Jul. 22):

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19):

Spring starts with all eyes on you. You will surprise everyone and very likely yourself. Planning is important, even though plans will go awry. Think ahead with contingencies, and be ready to improvise. Be alert, but relax. You can dazzle everyone.

The best way to avoid stupid arguments is to avoid people, not necessarily just the stupid ones. Especially keep relatives at a safe distance. Your hyper-active brain needs some calming. Hide out and meditate.

LEO (Jul. 23 – Aug. 22):

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18):

The craziest ideas confronting you are exactly the ones you should entertain. The state of the world proves a lot of bright people have been wrong about important matters, so let go of old ideas. A true philosopher is always open-minded.

As recent mistakes come to light, don’t even think about shifting blame or keeping them hidden. Fess up and make it right. With Mercury retrograde, everyone’s screwing up a bit these days. Being forthright and responsible will get you points.

VIRGO (Aug. 23 – Sep. 22):

PISCES (Feb. 19 – Mar. 20):

Share your darkest, kinkiest fantasies with someone who can help them come true. If it involves cheating on your partner, forget it. One of you is perhaps too sensitive, but feelings still have to be accepted and issues handled respectfully.

Inspirations or worries over money are not as important as they seem. The first ideas that come into your head are wrong, but if you figure out why, you can come up with something outrageously right.

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Honey, please. You’re just my latest example of how stupid people are too fertile.

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Keep talking, bitch. Your husband is naked right now telling someone else how much he wants to be with them forever.

The silence while you took that NOH8 pic with tape over your mouth was the best thing to happen to anyone around you in years.

You’re not just boring. You bring out the boring in other people.

Let’s see. You’re nearly three decades older than me, not height-weight proportionate, and an asshole to people in the service industry. Do I need more reasons?

Girl you a shiver waiting for a spine to run up.

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In general, Daddies should have more money than the smooth-booty Bois they’re trolling.

Sorry I walked right by you. I didn’t recognize you without my dick in your mouth.

Go ahead and call me a bitch. I understand that you’re just sad I rejected you.