August 4, 2016 – OC Weekly by Duncan McIntosh Company

THE DEADLY CASE OF THE DAISY RED RYDER | WHERE HAS ALL THE LAUGHTER GONE? | RESERVOIR DOGS GETS THE SHAKESPEARE TREATMENT AUGUST 05-11, 2016 | VOLUME 21 | NUMBER 49

UNQUALIFIED TO RUN AS PRESIDENT SINCE 1995 | OCWEEKLY.COM

Trial by Wood chipper

| ocweekly.com |

A ug ust

0 5- 1 1, 201 6

| classifieds

| contents

We are one of Orange County’s biggest event promoters.

•EVENTS•

inside » 08/05-08/11 » 2016 VOLUME 21 | NUMBER 49 » OCWEEKLY.COM

O C WE E K LY.C O M/SI G NU P PROMO TIO NS & MORE.

Decadence – September 9th BOTTOMS UP – November 5th

LIVE MUSIC • VE ND OR SHOPPING VIP LOUNGES • F OOD & D RINK TASTINGS

OCWEEKLY.COM/SLIDESHOWS 2016 VANS U.S. OPEN OF SURFING

GET IT, GIRL!

JOHN GILHOOLEY

up front

The County

Feature

OCWEEKLY.COM | | ocweekly.com

M ON TH X0 X–X August 5-11X, , 22014 016

11 | NEWS | How not to kill a federal

judge with a wood chipper. By R. Scott Moxley

in back

Calendar

16 | EVENTS | Things to do while not

getting stung by stingrays.

Food

FULLERTON: 215 N. Harbor Blvd. • 714-870-6855 COSTA MESA (The LAB): 2930 Bristol St. • 714-825-0 LONG BEACH: 4608 E. 2nd St. •619 562-433-1991 BUFFALOEXCHANGE.COM •

Palate serves everything with waffles. By Sarah Bennett

Film

24 | REVIEW | Where has all the laughter gone in Don’t Think Twice? By Matt Coker 25 | SPECIAL SCREENINGS |

Get off the couch, and go to an airconditioned cinema. By Matt Coker

Culture

26 | THEATER | Hero Carlisle’s

Reservoir Dogs-inspired Dogs of War. By Joel Beers 26 | TRENDZILLA | Sara M. Lyons makes stuff for “whatever.” By Aimee Murillo

Music

also

32 | CONCERT GUIDE 34 | SAVAGE LOVE | By Dan Savage

on the cover

Illustration by Greg Houston Design by Dustin Ames

| contents | the county

| Au gus t

05 -1 1 , 2 016

| ocweekly.com |

online»ocweekly.com ORANGE FEATHERS »

2016

CHRIS YOUNG FRI AUG 12 311 & MATISYAHU SAT AUG 13 THIEVERY CORPORATION FRI AUG 19 PEPPER FRI AUG 26 THE WAILERS FRI SEPT 2 CHROMEO SAT SEPT 3

| ocweekly.com |

A ug ust

0 5- 1 1, 201 6

| classifieds

county

| contents |

6DLM13916_ConcertSeries_Week_08_08__ OCWEEKLY__Run:08_11_16__4.4792x10.625

FREE WITH TRACK ADMISSION* CONCERTS ARE 18 & UP BAND LINE-UP SUBJECT TO CHANGE *CONCERT ADMISSION $20 AFTER LAST RACE PRE-PAID TICKETS, COMPLIMENTARY TICKETS AND SEASON PASSES WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED FOR CONCERT ADMISSION AFTER THE LAST RACE. FOR MORE INFO CALL (858) 755-1141 OR VISIT DELMARRACING.COM/CONCERTS

EDITORIAL

EDITOR Gustavo Arellano MANAGING EDITOR Nick Schou ASSOCIATE EDITOR Patrice Marsters SENIOR EDITOR, NEWS & INVESTIGATIONS R. Scott Moxley STAFF WRITERS Mary Carreon, Matt Coker, Gabriel San Román MUSIC EDITOR Nate Jackson WEB EDITOR Taylor Hamby CALENDAR EDITOR Aimee Murillo CLUBS EDITOR Denise De La Cruz EDITORIAL ASSISTANT/PROOFREADER Lisa Black CONTRIBUTING WRITERS Reyan Ali, Dave Barton, Joel Beers, Sarah Bennett, Lilledeshan Bose, Kyle Cavaness, Josh Chesler, Heidi Darby, Alex Distefano, Edwin Goei, Michael Goldstein, LP Hastings, Daniel Kohn, Dave Lieberman, Adam Lovinus, Todd Mathews, Patrick Montes, Katrina Nattress, Nick Nuk’em, Anne Marie Panoringan, Amanda Parsons, Ryan Ritchie, Andrew Tonkovich, Chris Ziegler EDITORIAL INTERNS Isabella Cano, Angelena Grady, Sophia Perricone, Cynthia Rebolledo, Christopher Toland, Yesenia Varela

EDITORIAL ART

ART DIRECTOR Dustin Ames CONTRIBUTING ARTISTS AlGae, Bob Aul, Jared Boggess, Mark Dancey, Rob Dobi, Jeff Drew, Scott Feinblatt, Greg Houston, Cameron K. Lewis, Bill Mayer, Luke McGarry, Kevin McVeigh, Thomas Pitilli, Joe Rocco, Julio Salgado PHOTOGRAPHERS Bridget Arias, Ed Carrasco, Brian Erzen, Scott Feinblatt, Brian Feinzimer, John Gilhooley, Eric Hood, Nick Iverson, Allix Johnson, Matt Kollar, Isaac Larios, Danny Liao, Shane Lopes, Fabian Ortiz, Jeanne Rice, Rickett & Sones, Josué Rivas, Eran Ryan, Sugarwolf, Matt Ulfelder, Miguel Vasconcellos, Christopher Victorio, William Vo, Kevin Warn, Micah Wright EDITORIAL ART INTERNS Nick Bockelman, Mercedes Del Real

PRODUCTION

PRODUCTION MANAGER Cassie Voors PRODUCTION ARTIST/LAYOUT EDITOR Luke Dubois PRODUCTION ARTIST Richie Beckman

SALES

ADVERTISING DIRECTOR Scott Mabry SALES DIRECTOR Ryan Whipple SALES MANAGER Jason Hamelberg SENIOR ACCOUNT EXECUTIVE Danny Hudgins ACCOUNT MANAGER Katie Lynch ACCOUNT EXECUTIVES Jennifer Cassity, Carter Lav, Branden Murray, Jason Winder

ACCOUNT COORDINATORS Cesar Aguirre, Gisselle Dragan, Melissa Tomaske

MARKETING

MARKETING MANAGER Ashleigh Fleury MARKETING COORDINATOR Jenna Moothart

ADMINISTRATION PUBLISHER Jennifer Besheer OFFICE COORDINATOR Janelle Arballo AR COORDINATOR Daniela Ortigoza

OC Weekly is located at 18475 Bandilier Cir., Fountain Valley, CA 92708. (714) 550-5900. Display Advertising, (714) 550-5900; Classified Adver tising, (714) 550-5900; National Advertis ing, (888) 278-9866, voicemediagroup.com; Fax, (714) 550-5908; Advertising Fax, (714) 550-5905; Classified Fax, (714) 550-5905; Circu la tion, (888) 732-7323; Website: www.ocweekly.com. The publication is free, one per reader. Removal of more than one paper from any distribution point constitutes theft, and violators are subject to prosecution. Please address all correspondence to OC Weekly, 18475 Bandilier Cir., Fountain Valley, CA 92708; email: letters@ocweekly.com. Published weekly (Thursday) by OC Weekly News, Inc. Subscription price: $30 for six months; $52 per year. POSTMASTER: Send address changes to OC Weekly at OC Weekly, 18475 Bandilier Cir., Fountain Valley, CA 92708. Submissions of all kinds are welcome. Address them to the editor and include a selfaddressed, stamped envelope. Copyright ©2016, OC Weekly News, Inc. All rights reserved. OC Weekly® is a trademark licensed to OC Weekly News, Inc.

Recent appellate court’s decision is just the latest to go against Anaheim cops

near the trigger area, and Villegas did not point the gun in the officers’ direction.” The notion that a quick-draw shootout was about to happen isn’t consistent with statements by Bennallack’s fellow officers, none of whom could provide details of the time between police commands for Villegas to raise his hands and drop the weapon. “Viewing the facts in this light, deadly force was not objectively reasonable,” Owens continued. “The district court erred in holding that Bennallack’s use of deadly force was justified as a matter of law and in granting summary judgement on that basis.” In defense of the officers’ actions, Anaheim assistant city attorney Moses Johnson argued that the diamond formation and apartment-complex layout account for the inconsistencies in their statements, with Bennallack’s recollections being the most accurate. While weighing the potential truth of that, the Ninth Circuit called it a “quintessential jury question.” The appellate court didn’t scrap all of Carney’s work. The oft-used legal doctrine of qualified immunity grants protection if officers don’t knowingly violate a person’s rights at the time of the alleged misconduct. “We agree with the district court that it was not clearly established on Jan. 7, 2012, that using deadly force in this situation, even viewed in the light most favorable to Plaintiffs would constitute excessive force under the Fourth Amendment,” Owens wrote. Qualified immunity doesn’t shield the officers against state law claims, though, and with that, the Ninth Circuit essentially revived the Villegas family’s lawsuit. Traveling back from San Francisco, arguments in the case resumed July 28 before Carney in Santa Ana’s Ronald Reagan Federal Courthouse. “Judge Carney asked me what I wanted to do, and I told him I want the case remanded back to Superior Court,” says Federico Sayre, an attorney for the Villegas family. The judge agreed, pending Johnson’s request that the case be appealed before the United States Supreme Court. The Villegas reversal joins a list of wrongful-death lawsuits involving Anaheim police in recent years that the Ninth Circuit brought back to life. In March 2014, the court revived the excessive deadly force claim for Adolph Anthony Sanchez Gonzalez, citing a “significant inconsistency” in officers’ testimony. In that 2009 shooting, Anaheim officers Daron Wyatt and Matthew Ellis pulled over the 21-yearold, even though he committed no traffic violation. They claimed Gonzalez refused police commands and tried to sneak something into his mouth. The cops entered his

BOB AUL

van and pummeled Gonzalez with their fists and flashlights, but he managed to put the van in drive with Wyatt still in it. Wyatt feared for his life and shot Sanchez nearly point-blank to the head. Originally, two out of three circuit judges affirmed a lower court’s decision to toss a wrongful-death lawsuit in 2013. Later that year, judges re-opened the case after the National Police Accountability Project called into question the speed and distance the van traveled, while noting the only non-police witness, Gonzalez, is dead. The hearing went before the entire bench of the Ninth Circuit before being given a second chance. In August 2014, the legal battle over the death of Caesar Cruz landed in the Ninth Circuit. In that case, five Anaheim police officers tailed Cruz into a Wal-Mart parking lot in December 2009, then opened fire when, they claimed, the 35-year-old reached for his waistband. The OCDA justified the killing, and a district court judge tossed out the wrongful-death lawsuit that followed. But the Ninth Circuit cited “curious and material factual discrepancies” in the police account, asking why Cruz would reach for a gun not on his person. The Cruz family settled with the city last year for $175,000. “I don’t think it matters much,” Sayre says of the Ninth Circuit reversals. The court revived a lawsuit he previously handled in 2003 for Brian Drummond, a man Anaheim police left in a permanent vegetative state for more than seven years. Sayre lost the civil trial that followed, but

he negotiated a $145,000 settlement for the Drummond family in 2009. “Anaheim lives in Neverland,” he says. “It’s millions for defense, but not a penny in tribute.” Anaheim’s city attorney’s office declined to provide a comment for this story. Meanwhile, another reversal from the Ninth Circuit in an Anaheim case may yet still be in the works. Seven months after killing Villegas, Bennallack slugged an unarmed Manuel Diaz in the butt and back of the head during a foot pursuit, a deadly shooting that sparked riots in Anaheim that summer. After losing a civil trial in 2014, the Diaz family attended a July 7 hearing in San Francisco. Johnson faced tough questions from the panel of judges about why Bennallack feared for his life before opening fire. “It was either a black cloth, a black bag, nobody was certain exactly what it was,” Johnson muttered about what Diaz allegedly pitched. “These gang members aren’t using cloth guns these days, are they?” Judge Algenon Marbley sardonically asked. “No, but the gun could have been wrapped in a black cloth,” Johnson replied. “Okay, well, if he was throwing it away,” Marbley followed up, “what’s the point in shooting him?” A decision is expected in the coming months. GSANROMAN@OCWEEKLY.COM

aREAD MORE»ONLINE WWW.OCWEEKLY.COM/NEWS

| ocweekly.com |

n the classic 1983 film A Christmas Story, adults repeatedly caution a boy named Ralphie he will shoot his eye out with the Daisy Red Ryder BB gun he covets. And once he received the toy, he somehow manages to hurt himself, though without permanent injury. But in Anaheim, an after-dark incident involving the same make of toy gun carried much deadlier real-world consequences. On the night of Jan. 7, 2012, Bernie Villegas and Tristan Rosal turned the visitor parking lot of an Anaheim apartment complex into their own personal firing range. Villegas, a 36-year-old father of two, had given a Red Ryder BB gun to his son, but he wanted to have a little fun with it himself. At 10:49 a.m., when he and Rosal began blasting pellets at a proppedup plastic Pine-Sol bottle, a concerned neighbor phoned the local police with the description of a known drug dealer toting a shotgun. Within minutes, four officers arrived on the scene, parking their patrol cars on West Ball Road. Policemen Nick Bennallack, Brett Hietmann, Matt Ellis and Kevin Voorhis advanced in a military-style “diamond formation.” Turning a corner, they happened on Rosal and Villegas, who was holding the BB gun by the end of its barrel, with the wooden stock resting on the ground. Bennallack and Hietmann ordered Villegas and Rosal to put their hands up. Villegas raised the BB gun pointing upward with his hands. In quick succession, Bennallack fired five shots, which ripped through Villegas and killed him instantly. The Villegas family filed a $20 million federal lawsuit against the city of Anaheim and its police department in October 2012, two months before an Orange County district attorney’s office (OCDA) report cleared Bennallack of wrongdoing. The complaint alleged that Bennallack had an itchy trigger finger, gunning down Villegas without warning or provocation. In 2014, U.S. District Court Judge Cormac J. Carney sided with police by blocking a civil trial and sticking the Villegas family with the Anaheim Police Department’s legal costs. In late May 2016, when the case reached the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals, a three-judge panel in San Francisco reversed a critical part of Carney’s decision. Judge John B. Owens pointed to key discrepancies in the officers’ recounting of the shooting, particularly that of Bennallack. “In Bennallack’s account, Villegas moved quickly to grab the gun near the end of its barrel with one hand and lift it about a foot off the ground,” Owens wrote of his judgment. “His other hand was not

BY GABRIEL SAN ROMÁN

August 05-11, 20 16

| OCWEEKLY.COM |

A Not-So-Perfect Kill

the county»news|issues|commentary

Bulletin

ADS START AT $50 PER WEEK TO ADVERTISE, CALL 714.550.5900 Kids Putting the Squeeze

on Pediatric Brain Cancer

HOST YOUR OWN LEMONADE STAND!

AUGUST

STAND UP TO PEDIATRIC BRAIN CANER REGISTRATION IS FREE—SIGN UP TODAY! WWW.MCKENNACLAIREFOUNDATION.ORG

50% OFF Teeth Whitening or 10% OFF Invisalign Braces! Ginnie Chen Family Dentistry 13420 Newport Ave., Ste L, Tustin 714.544.1391 www.ChenSmiles.com

Shed the Unwanted Weight!

HCG Injections, only $9 per shot New Fat Burning Laser Procedure, $750 per area OC Weight Loss & Anti Aging Center 714.544.8678

BUSTED?

Call the Law Offices of Spencer Seyb Getting your DUI & Criminal charges reduced & dropped is what we do everyday. Agressive. Affordable. Available 24/7.

Various types of programs available to suit your needs. *Any California Real Estate with Good Equity

Taboo Gentlemen's Club Under New Management. Newly Renovated VIP Rooms & Lounges. FREE Admission All Day, All Night, (bring Ad for Admission) FREE Admission for Anaheim residents with ID. 714.630.5069 | 3025 La Mesa, Anaheim | taboogc.com

(626) 548-3817

Dinner and Drag Hosted by TV Celebrity SHANNEL Enter Access Code: ILoveOC For $5 OFF! www.DinnerandDrag.com

For a FREE consultation, please call 310-664-9000 x 101 or text 310-849-5679 Website : www.workinjuryhelp.com Warning: Making a false or fraudulent claim is a felony subject up to 5 years in prison or a fine up to $50,000 or double the value of the fraud whichever is greater, or by both imprisonment or fine.

CUSTOM SOFAS Sleepers | Ottomans | Headboards Sectionals | Recliners Starting at $795! The Sofa Company 1920 Newport Blvd., Costa Mesa 949.356.5180 www.TheSofaCo.com/OCW

Offering 1 Free Week of Bootcamp Classes or 1 Free Semi-Private Training Session. 714.980.0465 | www.elev8-performance.com 10156 Adams Ave., Huntington Beach, CA 92646

P O L I S H E D Skincare

Specializing in All Things Naughty! Sexy Lingerie, Adult Toys, Novelties Lotions & Edibles, + much more! Follow us on FB for Upcoming Sex Education Events! 17955 Sky Park Circle, Ste A, Irvine 949-660-4990 | www.pinkkittystore.com

CASH IN 7 DAYS!

NO Interest, NO Payment, NOT a Loan!

(714)975-9105

Injured at work? Workers Comp Law Firm READY TO HELP!

$50,000 $75,000!

Your go-to for premium body waxing, custom airbrush spray tanning, and top of the line individual lash extensions! If you’re looking for impeccable service with the friendliest and funnest personalities, POLISHED skincare is where you need to be! 1815 Newport Blvd (Sola salons), Studio 22, Costa Mesa CA 92627 | 949.922.0166

OC BEAD & DESIGN SHOW! This show is for both makers and seekers of fine craft. It is open to the public -everyone welcome. Eliminate the middleman, buy direct from artisans and tradespeople who offer a diversity of products at excellent prices -including handcrafted jewelry, beads, gems, jewelry & craft supplies, art clothing, accessories and more. 275 artisan boutiques, galleries, and displays under one roof as well as 100 workshops offered daily. Hilton Costa Mesa / Orange County, 3050 Bristol St, Costa Mesa, CA, August 12-14, 10am to 6pm. www.beadanddesign.com

#1 BREAST SURGEON IN OC! Over 5,000 Breast Augmentations Performed! Mira Mist Technique JUST $2900! Minimally Invasive • Faster Recovery • NO HIDDEN COST (714) 544-8678 3140 Red Hill Ave #150, Costa Mesa Hi-Times Wine Cellars VOTED BEST LIQUOR STORE IN OC! Retail wine cellar specializing in California, French and world wines, spirits, beers, cigars 250 Ogle St, Costa Mesa | (949) 650-8463

Astrologers-Psychics-Tarot Readers P/T F/T $12-$36/hr. tambien en Espanol. 954.524.9029

Orange County Museum of Art Marilyn Minter / Pretty Dirty Exhibit Opens 4/2 850 San Clemente Dr, Newport Beach (949) 759-1122 | www.ocma.net

is seeking an outside

SALES EXECUTIVE send resume to:

smabry@ocweekly.com

For more information on this position, visit ocweekly.com/careers

SUMMER CONCERT SERIES

» GUSTAVO ARELLANO DEAR MEXICAN: So how long can you keep up this racist shtick in a Los Angeles where Latinos are the majority? You’re clever enough to use irony as a device to blunt your own just-kidding racism, but most of the Mexicans and pochos I know don’t care enough to bother with such clever tricks. I’ve lived in LA most of the past 30 years, and I’ve worked and lived with many Mexicans and MexicanAmericans here. I even married a couple of them; I’m raising a half-Mexican child right now. What I’ve noticed is that Mexican hate for gabachos is surpassed only by their hate for—roughly in order—blacks, non-Mexican Latinos (mostly those from Central American countries closest to Mexico) and Asians. Europeans, with the possible exclusion of the French, are held in relatively high regard. Meaning you might not get spit in your burrito if they understand your whiteness doesn’t preclude your shared status as enmigrantes. I’ve heard about how “inteligente” Hitler was from Mexicans far more than I ever heard it working with the white sons and daughters of slave states. And the Germans I’ve worked for over there were much kinder to their own Turkish and Italian laborers than I’ve seen Mexicans be to salvadoreños, guatemaltecos or—God forbid—blacks in the workplace. Why this victim/oppressor ambiguity? Is it a mirror of the legacy of La Conquista? The Stockholm syndrome of your non-consensual Aztec-hottie (great times 15) grannies for your bearded Euro forefathers? Once you get your standard canned-insult response out of the way, please enlighten us all on this point. El Humano

DEAR MEXICAN: I occasionally stumble upon news articles about your compadres sneaking in hundreds of pounds of illicit bologna and cheese from Mexico. The thought of eating bologna that’s been lying in a hot car for a couple of hours is enough to make me gag. So what’s the deal? What is it exactly? How good can this stuff taste that it has to be smuggled in as though kilos of weed? And surely there has to be a more legitimate source for it in Southern California, no? Cheese It DEAR GABACHO: I would’ve answered this question, but I have to pay for my wheels of illegal queso de pata from Zacatecas. So I threw the pregunta to Javier Cabral, West Coast correspondent for Munchies and a fellow zacatecano. “It’s a little-known fact that most of the cheeses that you find at supermarkets in the U.S. are pasteurized, rubbery garbage,” Cabral told the Mexican. “This stands in stark opposition to the world of full-bodied, complex cheeses made from raw milk that most Mexis grew up eating before tunneling over to the U.S. I’m talking about sharp parmigiano reggiano-like quesos añejos and briney, mozzarella-like Oaxacan quesillo fit to be on the pizza scene of a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. In some Mexican families, if your Mexican relatives show up without a neatly wrapped ball of cheese, they might as well be excommunicated. Sadly, the stringent laws against raw milk in the American dairy industry do not allow for the production or sales of any true Mexican cheeses. Until that day comes, you best bet that the underground Mexican cheese trade will be as rampant as the Mexican poppy trade.” As for Mexican bologna? Cabral and the Mexican have never heard of such a thing. “However,” Cabral adds, “come back if you want to talk illegally imported carne seca from Sinaloa.”

Get Your

AT THE PACIFIC AMPHITEATRE

FAIR FACE ON! July 15 – August 14 2016

AUGUST 4

July 15 -August 14 Open Wednesday-Sunday

AUGUST 5

AUGUST 6

AUGUST 7

AUGUST 10

AUGUST 11

AUGUST 12

AUGUST 13

ASK THE MEXICAN at themexican@askamexican.net, be his fan on Facebook, follow him on Twitter, or ask him a video question at youtube.com/askamexicano!

HEYYOU!

» ANONYMOUS

AUGUST 16 M ON TH X05-11, X–X X ,20 2014

DEAR HUMAN GABACHO: Mexicans hate no more than gabachos—no, seriously, look it up. And we worship whiteness no more than gabachos— no, seriously, look it up. Hate blacks? Y’all beat us by a bunch. Asians? The same. Gays? We might hate Central Americans un chingo, but it doesn’t compare to the gabacho treatment of Mexicans. Really, the only difference between Mexicans and gabachos is that when we scarf down a bunch of hamburgers or bed a gabacha, we don’t appoint

ourselves experts on the Mexican condition, unlike ustedes pendejos after a michelada and a morenita.

¡ask a mexican!»

Pinniped Pilates

HEY, YOU! Send anonymous thanks, confessions or accusations—changing or deleting the

names of the guilty and innocent—to “Hey, You!” c/o OC Weekly, 18475 Bandilier Cir., Fountain Valley, CA 92708, or email us at letters@ocweekly.com.

PACAMP.COM OCFAIR.COM

AUGUST 14

Concert ticket includes free OC Fair admission and one free ride on La Grande Wheel.

| OCWEEKLY.COM |

BOB AUL

ou are the sea lion at the end of the dock doing yoga and pointing your nose up to the zenith, as if you were balancing a giant ball. You held this posture so long I thought you were an apparition. But then you rolled over into corpse pose and went to sleep. And slept. And slept. Until you woke up, rolled over on to your side and applauded yourself. Then you went back to sleep. Thank you, shiny sea lion. I was sad until I watched your special brand of yoga.

| | contents county

| the | feature Ar

AST

REA

Ov e

HAP 7,00 ING 0 AU G r S PE MEN 5 ,0 R FO TAT 00 RME ION D S PE RFO RME D

Ov e

RES

BUSTED?

Getting your DUI & Criminal charges reduced & dropped is what we do everyday.

BREAST AUGMENTATION

OME A N

IN SID ER

MIRA MIST TECHNIQUE ®

» JUST $2900

MINIMALLY INVASIVE • FASTER RECOVERY MINIMAL PAIN • NO HIDDEN COST

INSIDE

LIPOSCULPTURING

UPPER & LOWER ABDOMEN

AGRESSIVE. AFFORDABLE. AVAILABLE 24/7

» JUST $2900

714-975-9105

COMPLETE • NO HIDDEN COSTS

BRAZILIAN BUTT LIFT

FREE STU FF

VIP EVENT INVITES • FREE TICKETS HOT PRIZE PACKAGES

Illusionist Ivan Amodei

» JUST $3900

COMPLETE • NO HIDDEN COSTS

TUMMY TUCK STARTING AT $3900 FULLER LIPS LIVE at BEVERLY WILSHIRE

RESTYLANE/JUVEDERM • $385

PHOTOFACIAL $99

FOR TICKETS:

866-811-4111

LASER HAIR REMOVAL BIKINI/FACE $69 BOTOX $99 PER AREA

In its 6th year !

SCLEROTHERAPY $99 PER AREA MICRODERMABRASION $39

“SPECTACULAR” - BroadwayWorld

MIRA AESTHETIC MEDICAL CENTER 3140 RED HILL AVE #150, COSTA MESA | 714.544.8678 LOCATIONS IN OC & BEVERLY HILLS | YOUNGERLOOK.COM

ivanamodei.com

“A MASTER” - HUFFINGTON POST

| ocweekly.com |

A ug ust

0 5- 1 1, 201 6

SummHASerARRIVED!

BOD BRE

600 Town Center Drive, Costa Mesa

ORDER TICKETS TODAY!

(714) 556-2787 TTY (714) 556-2746

SCFTA.org

Group Services (714) 755-0236

PERFORMANCE SPONSOR

| | | |

» CONTINUED ON PAGE 12

ing impenetrable codes for communications with an outside intermediary who’d manage professional killers, preferably from Colombia. La Habra Heights’ Walthall, a quirky whitecollar swindler, told Rodriguez, a narcotics trafficker, he’d researched home addresses for targets they’d have kidnapped, tortured and murdered. “What I envision,” Walthall said with authority, “sounds fucking crazy. . . . Start with the judge . . . Guilford.” Born in Santa Monica in 1950 to a workingclass family, Andrew J. Guilford is now one of Southern California’s legal giants. The UCLA Phi Beta Kappa became a prized businesslitigation lawyer based in Costa Mesa, volunteered for numerous charitable efforts and received at least 20 honors for his work. He represented the city of Anaheim in its losing complaint against Arte Moreno for changing the name of his team from the Anaheim Angels to the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim in 2005, but he became a folk hero in the process. The following year, President George W. Bush nominated Guilford, a Republican, to become a U.S. District

By r. scott moxley

rranging a series of gruesome assassinations required not only patience, but also careful planning and execution, John Arthur Walthall advised confidante Antonio Rodriguez on June 3, 2014, while the two inmates sat by tree stumps inside the recreation yard at the Federal Correctional Institution at Lompoc. To remain “insulated” from potential “blowback” for killing “high-value targets” in Orange County’s judicial system, the plot risked having a drone drop a Blackberry cellphone over the prison fence without alerting guards. They also discussed purchasing voice changers from Sharper Image, using encryption platforms, and develop-

who masterminded a murder plot against a federal judge, prosecutors and fbi agents?

Trial by Wood chipper

| | August 16 M ON TH X05-11, X–X X ,20 2014 ocweekly.com | | OCWEEKLY.COM

county COUNTY | clAssifieds | music | culture | film | food | cAlendAr | feature | the | contents | CLASSIFIEDS | MUSIC | CULTURE | FILM | FOOD | CALENDAR | FEATURE | THE | CONTENTS | | August 5-11X, ,22016 MON TH X0X–X 014 OCWEEKLY.COM || || ocweekly.com

Trial By Wood Chipper » FROM PAGE 11 Court judge. After the American Bar Association blessed his selection with its highest rating, the Senate confirmed the lifetime appointment in a 93-0 vote. He is one of five judges who preside inside Orange County’s Ronald Reagan Federal Courthouse, a 10-story, Art Deco-style glass-and-marble edifice that dominates Santa Ana’s skyline. It didn’t take long for Guilford, a sports enthusiast with a gregarious disposition and an encyclopedic mind, to establish his character. In a one-party locale where top officials have long tolerated public corruption, Guilford stepped up in April 2009. That’s when he spent 28 minutes voicing his disgust with a sensational criminal defendant: Sheriff Mike Carona, once the most popular Republican in the county, a pal of then-Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger and a wannabe lieutenant governor who was convicted of trying to sabotage a federal grand jury investigating felonious hanky-panky inside the Orange County Sheriff’s Department. A smirking Carona anticipated he’d get a wrist-slap punishment such as probation. “This is a very serious offense,” a sternfaced Guilford told the felon before sending him to prison for 66 months. “I do believe the victim in this case is our community and the criminal-justice system. . . . Lying won’t be tolerated in this courtroom.” Behind the scenes at that moment, the FBI had unwittingly set in motion the impetus for the Lompoc plot to kill the judge by wrapping his body in plastic and feeding him feet first into an industrial wood chipper.

rom his earliest memories, Walthall failed at social interactions under his birth name, Arthur John Haas. The Buffalo, New York, native, who claims a doctor’s forceps disfigured his nose during his 1955 birth, couldn’t figure out why his classmates mocked him. “I had to hide a lot,” he recalled in a 2012 diary entry. He was, he said, “like a near-sighted person without a map, forced to involuntarily drive while colorblind, attempting to navigate busy intersections unable to discern signals and social cues others may take for granted. Is [the traffic light] green? Red? Or yellow to go slow?” Because of his “autism,” Walthall called himself “an accident waiting to happen,” regardless of his intentions. “This is what I’ve experienced my whole life,” he wrote. “I normally have always been friendly, abhorred violence, vulnerable, a timid science nerd, easily overwhelmed, continuously puzzled, always studying and longing to fit in.” To find safety growing up in the Oakland area in the 1960s, he fled to public libraries, routinely spending hours there alone. At the ages of 6 and 7, he devoured a Winston Churchill biography, as well as Greek and Roman mythologies. In 1963, his mother, Gilberta Lee Trujillo, married Alister Walthall, and he adopted his stepfather’s name. There aren’t many stories about his

GREG HOUSTON

parents, but he blames their second-hand smoke for his asthma. Despite his ailments, Walthall graduated from Dublin High School at the age of 17 and found a job as a night janitor while he attended the Bay Area’s Chabot Junior College. In 1976, he worked to improve his social skills by enrolling in the Dale Carnegie sales-training school. He struggled, taking the course three times. That year, he also landed his first job in finance with Prudential Insurance Co. Walthall climbed the career ladder in the insurance industry during the next decade and, in 1986, got married before opening a stock brokerage in Danville. Living comfortably, he and his then-wife raised four kids. In his time line, the 1989 junk-bond crisis on Wall Street prompted him to opine that the world’s currency systems were controlled by the Illuminati, the legendary secret society formed in 1776. Fearful of a Great Depression worse than the one in the 1930s, he believed gold possession equaled financial stability. By 1996, he actively pursued creating technology to find the precious matter in abandoned Nevada mines. Walthall also sought wealthy investors, moves that landed him under arrest in November 2009 and in Guilford’s courtroom.

n Joel and Ethan Coen’s 1996 awardwinning film, Fargo, a bizarre kidnapping/ransom plot created by a moneyhungry Minnesota car salesman ends in

disaster. The most memorable scene happens when one of the plotters, a deranged hit man who feels double-crossed, feeds the body of a co-conspirator, played by Steve Buscemi, into a wood chipper. It’s unknown if the scene inspired the real-life plot against Guilford. We do know his would-be killers were to study the judge’s habits and determine the best chances for taking him without causing a public spectacle. They’d handcuff and toss him into the back of a Ryder rental truck after an ambush with handguns and stun guns. Because of a suspicion that U.S. marshals implant federal judges with tiny GPS tracking devices beneath their skin, the plotters thought they had no more than 40 minutes to perform all of their tasks. According to the plan, Guilford would be forced to confess on video that he was part of a conspiracy to convict innocent defendants and steal their assets, that he felt ashamed of his deeds, and that he was fleeing to either Russia or Brazil. After uploading the footage to the Internet for worldwide consumption, the killers devised secondary insurance. They’d make the judge sign 10 affidavits outlining his crimes so he wouldn’t be able to use a botched signature. Bed sheets hiding the walls of the constantly moving Ryder truck would confuse Guilford’s potential rescuers about his whereabouts, they thought. The final stage: rendezvous the judge with

the wood chipper, first cutting out one of his eyeballs as a souvenir, and dumping ammonia to mask the bloody crime scene.

early a decade ago, Walthall proved the notion of an individual getting rich quick from gold mining hadn’t died a century and a half after the height of California’s historic rush. He worked on building his own water-tooxyhydrogen (HHO) generator connecting to an 8,000-degree torch to recover sizeable quantities of gold more traditional mining systems had failed to locate in already-explored mines. At Walthall’s request, Kansas-based businessman/ scientist Terry Galyon built a prototype and acknowledged his initial doubts were unfounded. Galyon believed Walthall had thoroughly researched the project. According to court records, a private detective interviewed the businessman in 2012 and observed, “The process envisioned by Walthall would pass ore containing amounts of metal too small to be collected by conventional mining under the HHO torch, which would superheat and melt metal deposits while shattering the rock ore. The molten metal would then drip through to a water trough where the metal would re-harden and be collected as small spheres similar to BBs or lead shot.” In 2006, Walthall—who owes monthly child support and nearly a quarter of a

| |

GREG HOUSTON

:::: arts & culture :::: NEWSLETTER!

SPICE UP YOUR SUMMER ROMANCE —Increase Your Sexual Performance —

ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION • PREMATURE EJACULATION FEMALE SEXUAL DYSFUNCTION • DECREASING SEXUAL STAMINA.

| |

$150 CONSULTATION (Includes one-on-one with a sexual health specialist & all diagnostic tests.) *See results on your first visit or your consultation is FREE! results may vary. Get an extra 10% OFF any ICP Treatment on the day of consultation. Expires 8/31/16.

with ad; expires 8/11/16 Call for details

DISCOUNTS TO 1ST RESPONDERS & VETERANS! ASK FOR DETAILS.

TESTOSTERONE REPLACEMENT THERAPY VIAGRA CIALIS (AS LOW AS $15 EACH) INTRACAVERNOUS INJECTION THERAPY (ICP) *GENERIC U.S. COMPOUNDED

Locations in OC & Beverly Hills! INCREASEMYROMANCE.COM

NEW PATIENT SPECIAL One FREE Month ICP Customized Treatment.

SEXUAL ENHANCEMENT MEDICAL CENTER | 714-966-2850 | 3140 RED HILL AVE #150 COSTA MESA

SUMMER’S HERE! ,

IT S NOT TOO LATE TO GET IN SWIMSUIT SHAPE! INTRODUCTORY OFFER!

$19

*New patients only. Includes Consultation & Body Composition Analysis, FDA Approved Appetite Suppressants, Fat Burners, Phentermine, Water Pills & FREE LIPOTROPIC INJECTION w/B-12

Only valid with this ad, cannot be combined with other offers. Expires 8/11/16

SHED EVEN MORE WEIGHT

HCG INJECTIONS ONLY$9 PER SHOT

AUGUST 16 M ON TH X05-11, X–X X ,20 2014

LIPO-DEN

MAX

FAST ACTING

FAT-BURNING INJECTION

$2000 PLUS B12 SHOT

LOCATIONS NOW IN OC & BEVERLY HILLS OC WEIGHT LOSS & ANTI AGING CENTER 3140 Red Hill Ave, Suite 150, Costa Mesa

714.544.8678|YOUNGERLOOK.COM YOUNGERLOOK.COM

| OCWEEKLY.COM |

» CONTINUED ON PAGE 14

OCWEEKLY.COM/SIGNUP

Your weekly guide to Orange County culture. With all you need to know about local theater, dance, comedy, gallery shows & promotions.

extra barrels and a fake silencer. On June 21, 2011, prosecutors filed a motion to revoke his bail. The next day, Guilford ordered him to appear for a June 27 hearing. Walthall fled and adopted an alias, Art Langford. When law enforcement (using GPS tracking) captured him on Interstate 15 in Mesquite, Nevada, on July 27, he possessed seven cellphones, one of his guns, pepper spray, a handcuff key and the book How to Be Invisible. Arresting officers heard him whine about his decrepit health. At trial, Walthall’s defense included assertions that the mining plan hadn’t been given enough time to succeed, the Ganjes signed off on his actions and his spending complied with the partnership agreement. As the court clerk announced each of the five guilty verdicts on Dec. 11, 2011, the defendant couldn’t remain silent. “No,” Walthall said. “No, no, no. I’m not guilty. Oh, no. No. You’re wrong! I didn’t do this!” Guilford replied, “The jury has spoken. Under our system, this is how we determine these types of questions. I again commend counsel for both sides, and the jury is now discharged. We are in recess.” Walthall kept talking as the jury left the courtroom. “I didn’t do this,” he said. “I didn’t do this. Congratulations, you get to destroy somebody who is innocent.” Officials in the U.S. Probation Office recommended a punishment of 11 years in prison. However, the Department of Justice (DOJ) officials labeled the 57-year-old Walthall a “pathological liar” prone to target vulnerable victims. They produced a 2006 binding-arbitration settlement that outlined how he committed deceptive practices to swindle hundreds of thousands of dollars from a different elderly couple: the Millers, ages 86 and 89. Prosecutors Ivy Wang and Mark Takla pushed for a term of nearly 20 years. James Riddet, the defense lawyer, argued the Ganjes disingenuously played suckers and suggested a sentence of no more than five years. Guilford settled on a term of 14 years, plus $2.5 million in restitution. There are differing views about what happened next. Nobody questions the hostility Walthall felt for everyone involved in his case: the judge; assistant United States attorneys Wang and Takla; FBI agents Howard and Frank Bernal; his own defense lawyer, Riddet; and Riddet’s

million dollars on a loan—advertised his financial services in a magazine, attracting the interest of Tony and Mary Ganje, a wealthy Dana Point couple in their eighties and in declining health. He soon told them he considered them his parents. In early 2007, the three created the goldmining partnership Advanced Recycling General Partners, an operation totally funded by a series of checks totaling $5.5 million from the couple. An FBI report obtained by the Weekly describes a “persistent” Walthall showering attention on the Ganjes—even calling once from San Diego to claim he was working with Navy SEALs and training in martial arts to protect the alleged mining operations. Meanwhile, without the couple’s knowledge, Walthall funneled the couple’s money into dozens of bank accounts and paid his personal living expenses, which included credit-card debts, maid service, a 52-inch flat-screen TV, rent, a trip to Australia, dinners, a clothes dryer, alimony to his ex-wife, salon services, gifts for family members and a girlfriend, New York film-school tuition for his son, three vacuums, clothes, several dozen Amazon book purchases such as Secrets of Seduction for Women, $15,000 on firearms training, a sexy Snow White Halloween costume, hair extensions, plane tickets, a hyperbaric oxygen chamber, and $9,000 on gas in one year alone. The scheme lasted nearly two years because the couple was unaware alleged periodic proceeds from the gold mining were in reality part of their original investment, according to the FBI. In the fall of 2008, the Ganjes began to doubt Walthall’s veracity. A Wells Fargo account that should have contained $2 million had been quietly emptied except for $16,000. The couple filed a lawsuit in Orange County Superior Court and won a civil settlement of $670,000 from Walthall, who denied any wrongdoing and erroneously assumed the matter had concluded. However, the FBI, federal prosecutors and a grand jury believed his actions constituted wire fraud and money laundering. After his 2009 arrest and while out of custody on $500,000 bail, Walthall repeatedly sought to stall the case by claiming serious medical conditions had rendered him unable to function mentally or physically. Dramatically gasping for air each time he spoke, he said he needed at least 18 months until he was capable of assisting in his own defense. Doctors at Hoag Hospital believed he’d snorted crushed Tylenol capsules to fake symptoms. Weeks later, four undercover FBI agents—Tony Alston, Jessie Murray, Brad Howard and Candace Corte—documented the charade. They photographed Walthall driving himself, walking the lengths of several football fields without aid, pushing another man in a wheelchair, loading the wheelchair into a car, smiling, dining at BJ’s Restaurant and Brewhouse during an hour-and-a-half lunch, and talking easily on a cellphone. During the period, he also purchased three .45-caliber handguns in the name of an associate,

| |ocweekly.com OCWEEKLY.COM| | 14 14

Trial By Wood Chipper » FROM PAGE 13 Newport Beach law-firm partner at the time, Al Stokke. But did Walthall mastermind the assassination plots that followed his sentencing? This past spring, a jury couldn’t agree on the answer.

This issue will be your year-long guide to the best our county has to offer. The OC Weekly team has scoured for those businesses that deserve your attention! Have your own opinions on who rolls the best burritos, shakes the best martini or inks the best tattoos? Make sure to enter your nominations for over 100 Best Of categories.Then vote on the finalists and see who wins in the October 20th issue and online!

YOUR VOICE. YOUR VOTE. Nominate Today!

NOMINATIONS: JULY 28TH - AUGUST 28TH VOTING: SEPTEMBER 1ST - SEPTEMBER 25TH

READERSCHOICE.OCWEEKLY.COM

aw enforcement’s use of jailhouse informants is a valid, crime-fighting tool. Snitches help the government win difficult cases and often garner rewards such as cash, jail perks and sentence reductions. If not properly monitored, that system can be gamed. Desperate inmates have been known to fabricate information, most commonly claiming they obtained a confession. Relaying an alleged confession to, say, a robbery might mean extra phone or recreation time. Relaying an alleged admission to murder likely means cash and reduced punishment. On this market, exposing an assassination plot against five federal officials is hitting the figurative jackpot. According to Timothy Scott, Walthall’s San Diego-based defense lawyer who won the hung jury, two wily Lompoc inmates— Antonio Rodriguez and Crisanto Diego Trejos—planted the mass killing idea with his increasingly unhinged client, then notified authorities, claiming to be heroes preventing a disaster by supposedly solving their own devious creation. Scott told a second jury in July that Rodriguez, a cocaine and methamphetamine dealer serving a 30-year sentence, and Trejos, serving a term of 15 years for illegally trafficking high-powered rifles to Colombia, were calculating liars routinely looking for ways to win punishment reductions. The government concedes both men worked as paid snitches while also committing crimes. To bolster his assertion that Walthall had been set up, Scott summoned two other Lompoc inmates convicted of running financial fraud schemes: Henry Jones and Glenn Bosworth. Jones testified that Rodriguez and Trejos approached him first with the idea of plotting to kill the judge in his case. The duo then suggested the idea to Bosworth, who also rejected it as nuts. Scott says Rodriguez and his pal found the perfect “mark” in their third target: Walthall, described by fellow inmates as “a loner,” “odd,” “a nut,” and “an outcast” who was often ridiculed. “Rodriguez and Trejos enjoyed getting [John] going [about his government conspiracy theories],” Scott said. “They would laugh at him, and then one day, the light bulb went on. . . . They mixed their judge scam into his delusions. They nursed the flames of his anger.” Jones alerted a prison official. “I said, ‘These men are trying to frame an innocent man,’” he recalled. ‘It’s a set up.’” But the official told him to mind his own business. Bosworth advised jurors, “This was a big entrapment scam. . . . [In prison,] you are either predator or prey. Mr. Walthall was prey.”

According to Scott, Rodriguez and Trejos “pressed” Walthall for months to memorialize their plot in writings. They then contacted Trejos’ sister, a Los Angeles Times advertising representative, who tipped off the FBI’s Howard. The defense lawyer labeled the informant’s incriminating statements against his client as “testimony for hire.” He also predicted the rats will win “Christmas presents” in the form of early release in coming months.

iven the seriousness of the assassination plot, FBI agents in Orange County, already aware of Walthall’s violence-themed rants, went on high alert. In 2012, a Santa Ana Jail snitch claimed Walthall, then awaiting sentencing in his wire-fraud case, wanted the Aryan Brotherhood to spray machine-gun bullets at the Ganjes and his ex-girlfriend after Molotov cocktails drove them out of their homes. Agents focused on Lompoc maneuverings gave Rodriguez a recording device to wear in the prison yard. Walthall’s voice was firm as he complained that Guilford had “rigged up the [court] system” in a conspiracy with the Catholic Church, FBI, federal prosecutors and criminal-defense lawyers. To expose that corruption, he wanted another “Rampart” scandal that would free hundreds, if not thousands, of wrongly convicted inmates, such as himself. “I’m going to have [Guilford] admit, confess [on video] that he was picked as a federal judge because he’s corrupt,” Walthall stated. “Then I’m going to kill him. I want him shoved feet first in a fucking wood chipper. I want his eye cut out of his head, so then we can see eye to eye. . . . Next, I want to take out the agents, Brad Howard and Frank Bernal.”

GREG HOUSTON

I want his eye cut out of his head, so then we can see eye to eye. . . .

After saying he wanted Howard’s father, wife and son killed, too, he named prosecutors Wang and Takla as wood-chipper targets. “I want to kill them and make their bodies disappear,” he said. “The only thing that pisses me off is treachery.” Rodriguez asked Walthall if he understood the “magnitude of this” plan. “Yes,” he replied. “It’s war.” Before he finished, he added, “The Illu-

RSCOTTMOXLEY@OCWEEKLY.COM

| | | |

Buy Tickets Online: hitimewine.net

nutty.” When Scott echoed that sentiment while describing his client’s “absolutely crazy” delusions about the NSA, Opus Dei, Star Wars, Edward Snowden, light sabers, Ron Paul, the Archdiocese of San Bernardino and the Illuminati, the defendant leaned into a microphone. “Enough

GREG HOUSTON

“I was extorted to do these things,” he said. “My throat has been cut. . . . I’ve been defamed.” Assistant U.S. Attorney Fred Sheppard made no secret of his contempt for the defendant, conceding in his opening statement that Walthall’s views were “at times

of this!” he said. “You don’t represent me. I terminated this man.” U.S. District Court Judge Cormac J. Carney told Walthall to be quiet. He refused, adding, “This is a false defense” before he was temporarily removed to a cell until he calmed down. Jurors looked shocked. Sheppard, his DOJ colleague Adam Braverman and FBI agent Steven Wrathall smiled knowingly. Reporters wondered if the scene had been a sneaky way to support an insanity or diminished-capacity defense. In his final argument, Scott—who solicited inmate testimony that his client regularly spent “hours” shaving until his face bled, defecated in his pants if he wanted a cellmate relocated and wore all of his clothes at the same time, regardless of hot weather—confronted the ruse issue, asking, “If somebody’s trying to pretend to be crazy, why work [at] cross purposes with your attorney?” But Braverman reminded jurors that Walthall took several college courses at Lompoc and belonged to a book club. Also, no government experts who’d interviewed him found serious mental illness. “Everything this defendant does is with purposeful intent, including the outbursts in court,” the prosecutor said. “The only disease he suffers from is the disease of revenge.” The second jury agreed, taking only about two hours to issue unanimous guilty verdicts. Walthall’s temporary home will remain the Santa Ana Jail. On Oct. 11, Carney is scheduled to announce punishment.

louched in a wheelchair at the defense table during the July retrial, Walthall stared at jurors and spectators day after day. At other times, his eyes darted around the room as though he heard voices coming from different directions. On more than a dozen occasions, he complained to his lawyers, snorted, rocked his head and muttered. To rationalize the prison-yard recordings, he insisted on the witness stand he’d known he was being taped and had concocted a wild, implausible revenge tale as code for future investigators unraveling how Rodriguez and Trejos forced him into the scheme.

minati, it’s real. . . . The ones who run the show are the Masons, the Illuminati.” “Okay, John,” a dismissive Rodriguez said. Three weeks later, Walthall met “Juan,” a Lompoc visitor Rodriguez claimed was his cousin, an underworld figure who could supervise the Colombian killers. But the man was undercover FBI agent Manuel Rodriguez (no relation). In a rambling, three-hour session, the defendant claimed a $100 million net worth and anticipated the murders would cost $10,000 for operational equipment, plus another $5 million each for the killers. He said, “[Antonio Rodriguez] and I have talked this over for more than a year.” Near the end of the discussion, a chatty Walthall grew solemn before uttering, “If you are an FBI agent, I just committed suicide by talking to you.”

| | August 16 MO N TH X05-11, X–X X ,20 2 014

949.650.8463

Sunday, August 7, 2016 12-5 p.m. Hi-Time Wine Cellars 250 Ogle St. Costa Mesa 92627

ocweekly.com | | OCWEEKLY.COM

No Pets • No Strollers No Chairs • Smoke-free

| | contents county

| ocweekly.com | 16

calendar *

fri/08/05

[SHOPPING]

MER-MADE FOR YOU

Mermade Market

Let’s get crafty. Mermade Market is a seasonal arts-and-shopping festival that brings together a curated assortment of more than 80 local artisans and crafters for an afternoon of DIY madness. You want thingamabobs? They’ve got ’em—everything from delicate handmade jewelry to sweet baby clothes to organic beauty products, plus a ton more. There’s also live music and food trucks, and make sure to pick up your own commemorative Mermade Market tote with cutesy logo printed on the front. So if you’re in South County this weekend, stop by the Mermade Market and stock up on whozits and whatzits galore! Mermade Market, 24642 San Juan Ave., Dana Point; mermademarket. com. 10 a.m.; also Sat. Free. —ERIN DEWITT

tuesday›

THREE . . . FOUR . . . JAZZ HANDS!

sat/08/06 [FILM]

Salaam Cinema Celebration of Iranian Cinema

The world of Iranian cinema is vast, with a lengthy backlog of great Iranian filmmakers who have made their mark throughout film history. UC Irvine’s Jordan Center for Persian Studies presents a weekend-long showcase of the next wave of contemporary Iranian films and directors, starting with tonight’s screening of Alireza Raissian’s Time to Love. This drama focuses on a divorce lawyer facing ominous tension within her own marriage. Other films screened this weekend include Zamani Esmati’s Hadji Sha and Vahid Jalilvand’s Wednesday, May 9. With any luck for local cinephiles unafraid to cross cinematic borders, this series will become an annual tradition in the years to come. Celebration of Iranian Cinema at Crystal Cove Auditorium, UC Irvine, 311 W. Peltason Dr., Irvine, (949) 824-6735; www.humanities. uci.edu/persianstudiesminor. 7 p.m.; also Sat.-Sun. $10; VIP, $70. —AIMEE MURILLO

[COMICS]

¡ARTISTAS UNIDOS!

Latino Comic Arts Expo Launched just five years ago by Bay Area arts patron Ricardo Padilla and Whittier artist/publisher Javier Hernandez, the Latino Comics Expo is ready for a triumphant return to the Museum of Latin American Art this weekend. The roster of invited talent is colossal, including such icons as the famed cartoonist Lalo Alcaraz, artist Jaime Hernandez of Love and Rockets, Andrew Huerta of the HOMIES comic adaptation, and “Baldo”’s Hector Cantu. Plus, there will be independents and up-and-comers such as OC’s own Felipe Flores, the artist behind the harrowing The Death of KellyThomas and the formidableTrabajo Press. Latino Comic Arts Expo at Museum of Latin American Art, 628 Alamitos Ave., Long Beach, (562) 437-1689; www. latinocomicsexpo.com. 11 a.m.; also Sun. $7-$10; museum members or children younger than 12, free. —CHRIS ZIEGLER

[CONCERT]

Time to Panic!

Weezer and Panic! At the Disco If you would have told fans of both Weezer and Panic! At the Disco their favorite bands would be the elder statesmen in their particular genres at this point in their career, they would have likely laughed it off. Yet, more than MORE ONLINE two decades after OCWEEKLY.COM Weezer emerged and a decade since Panic!, Rivers Cuomo and Brendon Urie have defied the odds to remain two of the best front men in rock today. The two bands have embarked on a summer tour that sees them as a monsters of rock light, as well as stewards to usher in a new generation of younger fans and bands. Weezer and Panic! At the Disco at Irvine Meadows Amphitheatre, 8808 Irvine Center Dr., Irvine, (949) 855-8095; www. irvineamp.com. 7 p.m. $20-$2,607.

—DANIEL KOHN

| contents

| the county

ÂŠ2016 Goose Island Beer Co., Goose IPAÂŽ, India Pale Ale, Chicago, IL | Enjoy responsibly.

T:9.13 in

| Au gus t

05 -1 1 , 2 016

| ocweekly.com |

| | contents county

[FOOD]

Take the Heat

Charity Chili Cook-Off No pets, no strollers, no chairs for the 10th annual Hi-Time Charity Chili Cook-Off. This is a serious competition, and if you’re too animalistic, too infantile or just too tired to stand up and attack the dish with the physicality it deserves, then you’re on your own! But if you care to rock & roll—as per the flier’s suggestion—then you’ll be all set for a trip to the

psychedelic limits of capsaicin absorption, where flavor itself becomes the fifth dimension. Plus, you’ll be raising lots of money for charity, which makes this exercise in the pursuit of chili transcendence even more noble than it already seemed. Come ready to make a commitment—and to leave knowing something you didn’t before. Hi-Time’s 10th Annual Charity Chili Cook-Off at Hi-Time Wine Cellars, 250 Ogle St., Costa Mesa, (949) 650-8463; www.hitimewine.net. Noon. $10 donation. —CHRIS ZIEGLER

0 5- 1 1, 201 6

Labretta Suede & the Motel 6 Looking something like a cross between Bettie Page and the Runaways’ Cherie Currie, Labretta Suede roars with her raucous blues/ punk quartet, the Motel 6. Hailing from New Zealand, the group effuse an ever-exciting combination of blues, rock & roll, wild reverb and garage punk, complete with burlesque corsets and big hair (and not just on

PITBULL AUG 20

CHEECH & CHONG WITH SHELBY CHONG

SEPT 2

SEE WEBSITE FOR FULL LINEUP

STARTING AT

& THE CIRCLE MICHAEL ANTHONY, VIC JOHNSON & JASON BONHAM

AUG 27

800.827.2946

$139 (PER NIGHT)

BEAT THE HEAT & STAY COOL WITH US

[ART]

AT THE ART SHOW

Art-lovers are in store for a real treat at this year’s Festival of Fine Arts Show in Laguna Beach. Whether you fancy traditional Plein Air painters, sculpture artists, photographers, jewelers, glass blowers or folks who dabble in other kinds of visual-art mediums, the fantastic juried exhibition will amaze with its wondrous cadre of local talent. Stop by early, or visit later in the day, in time for a weekly musical performance.Tonight’s featured performer is the Kiki Ebsen Band. Festival of Fine Arts Show at Festival of Arts/Pageant of the Masters, 650 Laguna Canyon Rd., Laguna Beach, (949) 4941145; www.foapom.com. 10 a.m.Through Aug. 31. $5-$12. —AIMEE MURILLO

tue/08/09 [THEATER]

Wilkommen, Bienvenue, Welcome! Cabaret

n $20 GIFT CARD n $45 RESTAURANT CREDIT n $20 FREE PLAY OFFER n 1 PM GUARANTEED CHECKOUT 18-HOLE CHAMPIONSHIP GOLF COURSE – 40 TABLE GAMES – 2,000 OF THE HOTTEST SLOTS – 250-ROOM HOTEL – SIX RESTAURANTS – ■ www.FantasySpringsResort.com ROCKYARD

In the Palm Springs Valley ■ 90-min Drive from Orange County Hotel prices are per night plus resort fee. Beat The Heat Package valid Mon. - Thurs. through 9/30/16. Blackout dates may apply. Management reserves the right to cancel or modify promotions at any time.

FANT-48759 OCW 080116.indd 1

mon/08/08 Festival of Fine Arts Show

AUG 13

A ug ust

| ocweekly.com |

Made In the Suede

Labretta—bass player Max Speed performs in high heels, too!). Get to know this group of hooligans, who will get friendly with you as they writhe, jump, thrash, scream and whip their perfectly quiffed hairdos in disarray. Wonder what they’ll do for an encore. . . . Labretta Suede & the Motel 6 with Wyatt Blair, Rats in the Louvre and the Black Mambas at Alex’s Bar, 2913 E. Anaheim St., Long Beach, (562) 434-8292; www.alexsbar. com. 8 p.m. $5. 21+. —AIMEE MURILLO

SAMMY HAGAR

[CONCERT]

ALEJANDRA GUZMAN

| classifieds

sun/08/07

8/1/16 12:38 PM

What good is sitting alone in your room? Come hear the music play! Celebrating its 50th anniversary, the Tony Award-winning, critically acclaimed Cabaret is a show about love and loss in an underground nightclub circa the rise of the Nazis in Germany. Step inside the Segerstrom Center for the Performing Arts and witness Roundabout Theater Co.’s production of the musical classic, featuring such memorable characters as Sally Bowles and the flamboyant Emcee, as well as timeless tunes like “Cabaret” and “Maybe This Time.” Come be reminded that dreams can still come true—even in a world gone crazy. Cabaret at Segerstrom Hall, 600 Town Center Dr., Costa Mesa, (714) 556-2787; www.scfta.org. 7:30 p.m. Through Aug. 21. $29-$99. —AMANDA PARSONS

thu/08/11

THE COACH HOUSE www.thecoachhouse.com

TICKETS and DINNER RESERVATIONS: 949-496-8930

[THEATER]

8/4 8/5 8/6 8/7

Now Sea This Cymbeline

San Pedro’s Shakespeare By the Sea brings its outdoor production of Cymbeline to the OC—including Laguna Nigel, Irvine and Huntington Beach—for a slew of dates this summer, with a mountaintop evening next week on the lush greens of Soka University. Directed by Cylan Brown, this raucous comedy from the Bard mixes together T H I S CO D E a princess, an evil stepTO DOWNLOAD THE FREE mother, a brutal villain, OCWEEKLY a duplicitous suitor and IPHONE/ANDROID APP FOR MORE EVENTS OR VISIT a batch of magic potion, ocweekly.com all tied up in his usual themes of mistaken identity, ghosts, gods and romance. Also in repertory at other OC dates and locations is Othello, directed by Stephanie Coltrin, so no matter where you ramble this summer, be sure to get a potent dose of Shakespeare under the stars (as well as by the sea!). Shakespeare By the Sea presents Cymbeline at Soka University, 1 University Dr., Aliso Viejo, (949) 480-4000; www. shakespearebythesea.org. 7 p.m. Free.

SCAN

—SR DAVIES

[ART]

PRINTED MATTER

AntenaMovil

HONK

8/13 8/14

[ART]

8/19 8/20 8/21 8/25

LIFE LINES

‘Vitality of Line’

From Eadeward Muybridge’s photographic studies of movement to loose brushstrokes capturing motion in Impressionist paintings, artists have long tried to depict humans on the move as much as two-dimensional mediums allow. Late Anaheim Hills artist Nicolay Paskevich’s approach through quick gestural illustrations in minimalist black ink and color paintings evoke speed and glance at life in action. Anaheim’s Muzeo will exhibit a hefty survey of Paskevich’s work stemming from the private collections of Michael J. Stanley and Paskevich’s daughter Alyja Kalinich. See for yourself the skill and expertise in which the artist was so easily able to render the flow of movement and human verve for life. “Vitality of Line: Works by Nicolay Paskevich” at Muzeo, 241 S. Anaheim Blvd., Anaheim, (714) 956-8936; muzeo. org. 10 a.m.Through Sept. 11. $5-$7.

8/12

8/26

PETER WOLF

8/27 8/28 9/1 9/2 9/3 9/9

9/1 & 9/2

9/10 9/11 9/15

9/3 THE ZOMBIES

—AIMEE MURILLO

[CONCERT]

Here to Shred

9/10 FELIX CAVALIERE’S RASCALS

Summer Slaughter

9/15 GUITAR ARMY

10/22 10/27

9/18

NELSON

LIVE MCW WRESTLING

MARSHALL TUCKER BAND MARSHALL TUCKER BAND THE ZOMBIES MICK ADAMS & THE STONES FELIX CAVALIERE’S RASCALS WRIGHT RECORDS BATTLE THE BANDS II GUITAR ARMY FEAT. ROBBEN FORD, LEE ROY PARNELL, JOE ROBINSON RICHARD CHEESE DICK DALE NELSON DELTA RAE THE BLASTERS DWEEZIL ZAPPA ERIC SARDINAS TAL WILKENFELD TREVOR HALL SUPER DIAMOND ERIC HUTCHINSON WILD CHILD PETTY VS EAGLES THE PETTY BREAKERS & THE BOYS OF SUMMER THE PROCLAIMERS THE DIRTY KNOBS / MARC FORD

9/23

DELTA RAE

9/29 DWEEZIL ZAPPA

10/22 THE PROCLAIMERS

10/27 THE DIRTY KNOBS

UPCOMING SHOWS 10/28 ZEPPELIN USA 10/29 OINGO BOINGO DANCE PARTY 10/30 SAVOY BROWN 11/4 DON MCLEAN 11/5 THREE DOG NIGHT 11/11 AMERICA 11/12 AMERICA 11/19 JOHN MAYALL 11/20 TYRONE WELLS 11/25 YOUNG DUBLINERS 12/7 LEE ANN WOMACK 12/10 WHICH ONE’S PINK?

12/30 THE BIRD DOGS 1/12 1/26 2/1 2/3 2/4 2/24

PRESENT:

THE EVERLY BROTHERS EXPERIENCE

MIDGE URE STICK MEN (TONY LEVIN)

FT.

MEMBERS OF KING CRIMSON

KENNY WAYNE SHEPHERD MARC COHN MARC COHN THE MUSICAL BOX-

THE EXCLUSIVE AUTHORIZED

PETER GABRIEL

866.468.3399 33157 Camino Capistrano | San Juan Capistrano

Like Us on

facebook.com/coachhouseconcerthall |

@coach_house

| OCWEEKLY.COM |

It’s finally here: the ultimate, extreme metal fest that has taken the world by storm since 2007 is making its way to the Observatory, where metalheads will unleash their fiery passion for the music and just rage. While metal and all its subgenres are often misunderstood and relegated to the margins of the mainstream, bands such as Cannibal Corpse, After the Burial, Carnifex, Suffocation, Nile, Krisiun, Slaughter to Prevail and Ingested are poised to take center stage. As the years roll on, maybe the Most Extreme Tour of the Year might not catch the eye of wider audiences, but as long as diehard fans throughout North America, New Zealand, Europe and Australia (and, perhaps someday, Antarctica?!) demand their Slaughter, so, too, will this annual festival keep instilling the raw musical artistry that has thrilled since day one. Summer Slaughter Tour 2016 at the Observatory, 3503 S. Harbor Blvd., Santa Ana, (714) 957-0600; www.observatoryoc. com. 2 p.m. $29.50. —AIMEE MURILLO

9/16 9/17 9/18 9/23 9/24 9/29 9/30 10/1 10/7 10/8 10/13 10/14 10/15

8/28

LIVE MCW WRESTLING

AUGUST 05-11, 20 16

Part mobile library, part language experiment, AntenaMovil is a colorful, soupedup cargo tricycle that holds numerous paperbacks, independently published books, zines and DIY materials printed in both English and Spanish that visitors can read and buy from when they visit Grand Central Art Center. Established in Los Angeles by Jen Hofer and John MORE Pluecker, the ONLINE OCWEEKLY.COM AntenaMovil project is an effort to promote language justice, the idea that any person can speak in whatever language they feel most comfortable in without being misunderstood. With a large selection of literary articles by writers of color from the U.S. and Latin America literally at your fingertips, readers and book-lovers could spend hours checking out these hard-to-find, enlightening books. AntenaMovil at Grand Central Art Center, 125 N. Broadway, Santa Ana, (714) 5677233; www.grandcentralartcenter.com. 11 a.m. Free. —AIMEE MURILLO

8/11 8/12

8/5

ANUHEA HONK DESPERADO OC’S FUNNIEST HOUSEWIVES MATT SCHOFIELD PETER WOLF & THE MIDNIGHT TRAVELERS DSB (JOURNEY TRIBUTE) REAL BLUES FESTIVAL of ORANGE COUNTY VII LED ZEPAGAIN BERLIN EDWIN MCCAIN PAUL GREEN’S ROCK ACADEMY MISSING PERSONS BOW WOW WOW AMBROSIA

wed/08/10

HOLEINTHEWALL

» GUSTAVO ARELLANO

SanTana Tough EL PICANTE 1610 S. Standard Ave., Santa Ana, (714) 285-0642.

Back to the Future

ROCKTOGRAPHY

Coastal Kitchen in Dana Point serves no-nonsense American fare in a historic building

The food the kitchen staff produces is no-nonsense American. There are the typical salads, sandwiches and steaks, but all of them are made in the precise, cutto-the-chase style of a Hillstone Group restaurant, which is, by the way, where the owners most recently cut their teeth. There’s a wonderfully crunchy, overloaded Cuban sandwich layered thick with moist roasted pork and ham, stacks of pickles, an excess of vinegary onions, and mustard so coarsely ground the seeds resemble buckshot. Nearly every dish came out exactly as it was described on the menu. There are no superfluous attempts at making anything look fancier than it already is. Nonfunctioning garnishes are nowhere to be seen. And I’ve not yet seen there a plate smeared with skid marks of sauce. Perhaps the best example of Coastal Kitchen’s back-to-basics style is the rotisserie chicken. Described on the menu as “half rotisserie chicken, house-made rub, fried cauliflower,” what appeared before me was exactly that. There were two pieces. The breast had the wing attached, while the dark-meat had a drumstick that came off cleanly with just a tug. Juice spurted out when I plunged a knife into the plump breast. Most important, the chicken was served so hot steam plumes billowed from the drumstick as I bit into it. I also liked the fried brie and the salad that came with it. When I sliced into the breaded crust on one of the cheese wedges, out oozed a slow-moving white lava. I ate it in concert with the lightly dressed greens, mint leaves, fried

garbanzo beans and grapes, realizing what this was: the rare restaurant salad that’s actually worth the $17 price tag. If you consider $28 a bargain for the cioppino, it’s probably because of the perfectly seared cylinder of diver scallop sitting atop mounds of shrimp, clams and mussels. But it was only after I started digging into the dish that I realized the real money meat was the chunks of sweet crab interspersed in and soaking up the salty tomato broth. I enjoyed it better than the short rib, which was merely fine and came in two humongous falling-apart hunks enough for at least two meals—but the side dish of roasted Brussels sprouts were soggy. And if there’s anything a modern American restaurant such as Coastal Kitchen needs to get right these days, it’s how to make Brussels sprouts not taste as though they came from the boil-everything era of America’s cooking past. The best thing you can order at Coastal Kitchen is the pork belly bites. The kitchen staff takes braised pork belly chunks, dips them into a corndog-like batter, then deep-fries them, only to dip them again into a chive aioli. Is it also the unhealthiest thing you can eat? Probably. But just imagine yourself during the carefree Roaring Twenties, before doctors knew about bad cholesterol. You’ll be fine. COASTAL KITCHEN 34091 Pacific Coast Hwy., Dana Point, (949) 449-2822; www.coastalkitchendanapoint. com. Open Sun.-Thurs., 11:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Fri.-Sat., 11:30 a.m.-10:30 p.m. Dinner for two, $50-$100, food only. Full bar.

GARELLANO@OCWEEKLY.COM

MORE ONLINE aREAD FOOD & DRINK OCWEEKLY.COM/RESTAURANTS

| OCWEEKLY.COM |

here’s a bit of history on where Coastal Kitchen now sits. It was the first commercial building in Dana Point, constructed in 1924 and surrounded by empty fields. Old black-and-white pictures of the Blue Lantern Fountain Lunch, as it was then called, a rest stop on the long journey between San Diego and LA, hang on Coastal Kitchen’s walls. The city of Dana Point as we now know it literally grew around the building in the past century. I only knew a little of this history going in, but I think it speaks of how good a job owners Michael and Christina Grant have done in renovating the space that I would’ve believed it was all brandnew construction if someone hadn’t told me otherwise. In fact, the flow of the rooms feels so thought-through and its interior design so modern it’s hard to imagine what the original restaurant might have looked like back in the time of Calvin Coolidge. Coastal Kitchen is separated into four seating areas, which include a bar, a patio and two long dining rooms. One dining room looks out to Pacific Coast Highway. The other has a wide-screen view into a glass-encased kitchen, where the staff sauté and make pies from scratch. Chandeliers made from nautical rope dangle above the booths in each room. And bright-red pepper mills injected into the motif of dark-blue banquettes and stark white walls draw your eye. It’s a breezy, classy-looking space, but above all, the restaurant feels as if it has always belonged here.

BY EDWIN GOEI

eard the stereotypes about SanTana being rundown, superMexican and sketchy AF? First-timers will think of them when they visit the intersection of Standard and Edinger avenues—the Florence and Normandie of Orange County. Rows of aging apartment complexes stand nearby, with drunks and meth heads stumbling around the alleys even in the morning. Working-class Latinos stream into the awesomely named Estandar Lavandería to wash their clothes; cantinas legal and not dot the area. Drop in someone from the Orange County Business Council, and they’d probably melt in fear and call for a Town Car. I describe the above not to sensationalize—the drunks are nice, the residents hustling, and the meth heads will leave you alone if you don’t gawk—but because I don’t want anyone complaining about the scenery if they visit El Picante. And all y’all absolutely should: Here are some of the boldest, most delicious Mexican flavors to come out of a hole-in-the-wall in years. Its trick is twofold: It specializes in the food of Michoacán, and most of the dishes are guisados. Stews are made every morning and kept bubbling throughout the day. Chicharrón is simmered until it’s so fatty it makes pork belly seem as rich as a pencil. Huilotas (squab) come bathed in a bright tomatillo salsa; birria arrives in a bubbling bowl or dry, the better to put inside tortillas so fresh that when you bite into them, the inside of the thick beauties can scald you. The chavindecas (here, spelled Michoacán-style as “chividenkas”) are stuffed quesadillas with your choice of meat and those amazing tortillas. Even better is the aporreadillo, the best huevos rancheros ever: The meat is cecina (dried, salted beef that’s like jerky but sweeter), and it’s in a red salsa that will burn you if you’re not careful. There are burritos and tacos here, but why bother? El Picante is spectacular, homey—and, yeah, it’s in a tough neighborhood. So? Move to Scottsdale if this bothers you, and leave SanTana to us gentle cabrones.

M ON TH X X–X X , 2014

| ocweekly.com |

DROUGHT-FRIENDLY CIOPPINO

food»reviews | listings

NO BACON, DESPITE THE NAME

ANNE MARIE PANORINGAN

A Bowl That Ain’t Boring Hamshuka from Hummus Bowl

ne of South County’s newest eateries is tucked in the back of Mission Viejo’s Union Market. Hummus Bowl’s concept is simple enough: a delicious base product you can build upon. Selections range from wild mushroom with caramelized onions to a Market Bowl with cauliflower, charred Brussels sprouts and red cabbage. The place is friendly and family-owned, and each order is crafted with a certain amount of care. The Hamshuka is a nod to Middle Eastern cuisine’s shakshuka. The kitchen takes a base of hummus; adds a simple tomato sauce that includes red peppers, onions, garlic and spices; then places a

EATTHISNOW

» ANNE MARIE PANORINGAN soft-boiled egg on top. The slightly grainy consistency of my hummus was a yummy contrast to everything else and made the meal extra-hearty. The kitchen will even allow for more of a poached egg upon request. Scoop the Hamshuka up with a basket of soft pita bread while questioning why nobody thought of this sooner. HUMMUS BOWL 27741 Crown Valley Pkwy., Mission Viejo, (949) 625-6282; www.facebook.com/hummusbowl.

2016

food»

DRINKOFTHEWEEK » MATT COKER

THE DRINK

The resulting Hula Bay IPA has a hoppy blast up front that gives way to pine, citrus, grapefruit and tangerine notes in the back. It’s bold and refreshing at once. I found the double India pale ale perfect for dousing the fire in

TO T

FOOD & E BEST DRINKS ANGE COU NT

MATT COKER

IN OR

2014

my mouth caused by bites of the eatery’s Heat Wave Burger, which has ground cow topped with grilled serrano and green chiles, melted pepper-jack cheese, and spicy mayo. As is the brew, the burger is available for a limited time. Thinking I was outsmarting my tongue, I ordered the tallest Hula Bay IPA so that I could get some swigs in before and after sweating out the spicy burger. But, truth be told, it wasn’t enough. I was forced to order an extracold, milk shaky Colada Sunset, Islands’ twist on the classic piña colada, with pineapple, coconut cream and a float of Myers’s Rum. Make Hula Bay IPA your drink of the week— and Colada Sunset your dessert of the week. Find your nearest Islands at www.islandsrestaurants.com.

DECADE

NCE

MENT

TISING

SUPPLE

09.05.14

L ADVER

SPECIA

g Hitstitnreets the 16! . 5 8.2 miss it! t Don’

TANTALIZI

E BEST

TREATS LO PAGE 31 NG BEAC

TO TH

INKS DRCO & GE UNTY ODAN FO H IN OR BEAC

& LONG

2015

ON TH

DECADENCE

E COV “SLAPW ER

SLAPFISHICH”

8.15.15

ON THE

PAGE 1

COVE

LY PORK BEL

BUNS

UST AUG

29,

201 3

DIS

H 201 3

NGE

ANT & LOU

OPM24RESTAUR PAGE

AUG UST

29, 2013

DISH

2013

Find Orange County's best restaurants, bars and food trends in OC Weekly's Restaurant Issue and Eat+Drink guide.

Advertising space and special packages available. CONTACT YOUR ACCOUNT EXECUTIVE TODAY or call: 714.550.5900 email: marketing@ocweekly.com

| OCWEEKLY.COM |

eft Coast Brewery—makers of Voo Doo American stout, Trestles IPA and the ohso-hoppy Hop Juice double IPA—routinely partners with others for special one-off brews; witness this year’s creations with fellow San Clementians Artifex and Pizza Port. The collaborating was kicked up a notch this summer when Left Coast hopped over the San Onofre Nuclear Generating Station’s boobsicles to team up with the Carlsbadbased, Hawaiian-themed Islands restaurant chain, which has more than 50 locations in California, Arizona, Nevada and Hawaii.

ELBOW THE BES S DEE T HAU S IS THE P IN MAC ‘N CHE WURST ESE PG HAUS 6 | LUIG PG 5 | ADD I’S D’IT ICT FOR ALIA PG 24 THE ATT IC PG 30

SPEC 22 IAL ADVE S & BBQ S BREW RTISING SUPP 31 25 | LOU’ BOLD FOLD LEMENT SEOUL 29 | THE URBAN KITCHEN ULFOOD: BURGER 25 | #SEO T CROW KITCHEN EN” ‘BOU BAR AND ’S “RAV CROW EVERYONE

AU G US T 05 - 11 , 2 0 16

Hula Bay IPA at Islands

| OCWEEKLY.COM | 22

IT’S TIME IT’S TIME TO EAT.

IT’S TIME TO EAT.

With chef profiles, restaurant reviews, events and food trend news, With chef profiles, restaurant reviews, events OC Weekly is your weekly andchef foodproﬁ trend news, With les, restaurant reviews, menuevents planner for where OCfood Weekly isnews, your weekly go and what to eat. and trend OC Weekly istoyour weekly menu planner for where menu fortowhere andup what Sign nowtotoeat. gain access to goplanner and what eat. to go to our Food & Drink Newsletter! Sign up now to gain access to our Food & Drink Newsletter! OCWEEKLY.COM/SIGNUP

TO EAT.

food» DON’T ASK WHY

OCWEEKLY.COM/SIGNUP

COUPON SARAH BENNETT

Waffle, Waffle, Waffle Qrious Palate serves everything with the falling-out-of-trend-but-still-good carb 1298 GALLERIA AT TYLER RIVERSIDE, CA. 92503 (951) 343-4028

5365 ALTON PKWY STE I IRVINE, CA. 92604 (949) 387-5088

Offer valid for dine in only. $5 off your next purchase of $20 or more. Valid until Sept. 30th,2016 Cannot be combined with any other offer.

very block in Long Beach seems to have its own classic burger stand, the kind of post-war place that once subsisted on selling cheeseburgers and fries, but now pads its menu with everything from carne asada burritos to teriyaki bowls (often depending on the ethnicity of the current owners). Some neighborhoods are lucky and get a Louie Burger or an MVP. But Cambodia Town is luckier: It has Qrious Palate. Built into a former fried chicken restaurant (not an old-school burger stand), Qrious Palate serves burgers, fried-chicken dinners, and bacon-and-egg sandwiches all day all for less than $10; it’s the sole spot for people living near the corner of Anaheim Street and MLK Boulevard to grab an all-American counter-service breakfast, lunch or dinner on the cheap. Its timid exterior—proclaiming “teriyaki” and showing the same generic Coke-sponsored combo-advertising window posters as every other burger place—gives no hint as to what is actually in its handmade, threering-binder menu or how curious (for Long Beach, anyway) its concept truly is. Spoiler alert: It’s all waffles, without the Instagrammable Bruxïe bullshit. Qrious Palate’s opening last year might seem to coincide with the waffle trend’s slow slide out of coolness, but this isn’t as much about being cool as it’s about having that giddy feeling of having your dessert and eating it, too, by replacing all instances of bread with waffles. That means no buns for your pesto-sauceslathered burger, no sliced sourdough for your buffalo bulgogi sandwich, no toast with your two-egg breakfast plate, and no rolls to dip in your soup. Instead, every sandwich comes wrapped in—and every dish accompanied by—a thin, light, slightly sweet waffle, pressed to order from a custom batter recipe that includes

LONGBEACHLUNCH » SARAH BENNETT

egg whites but eschews fat and butter. Keeping the waffle guilt-free is a slick move on the owner’s part, since the novelty neither fills you up nor wears off, even when hammering through a Southern-style pulled-pork waffle sandwich or a so-called Qrious Chicken Waffle Sandwich, which pits a slab of fried chicken and tangy cole slaw against the edges of its proprietary grooved carbs. A serving of house-made spicy maple syrup, which has a serious kick of cayenne and comes with the helpful staff’s urging to dip away, also helps to make otherwise-ordinary deli selections such as a tuna melt or turkey club an entirely new adventure, bringing out all the sweet, savory, spicy flavors our palates crave in one bite. Qrious Palate’s obsession with waffles seems to always find the employees fielding the same question from confused first-time customers (including myself, once): “Why?” But after multiple satisfying lunches there over the past year and a half, the better question to ask might be “Why not?” Pushing the dessert side of breakfast into every meal might be the best improvement to the all-American burger stand since the invention of Cajunstyle fries. And by serving even salads and soups with a side of the whipped-buttercoated breakfast treat (honey maple syrup is available, too), Qrious Palate is turning this once neighborhood-only spot into a citywide destination. QRIOUS PALATE 955 E. Anaheim St., Long Beach, (562) 5995088; qriouspalate.com.

#ocdecadence

21+

decadence 7pm-10pm

(VIP AT 6PM)

FRESH FLAVORS • UNLIMITED FOOD TASTINGS • BEER+WINE+SPIRITS SAMPLING

tickets now on sale! $40 GA • $60 VIP UNLIMITED SAMPLES WILL BE PROVIDED BY:

ANCHOR HITCH, BOWL OF HEAVEN, CLAY OVEN, CUBED POKE, DOUGH DOUGHS HAWAIIAN CAFE, FERMENTATION FARM, GELATO PARADISO, GREAT MAPLE, JAMES REPUBLIC, KITAYAMA, KIYOMIZU, KOBE SUSHI & STEAK, LOU’S BREWS & BBQ, PIZZA:90, PIZZA ORTICA, RA SUSHI, RESTAURATION, ROCK & BREWS, SAINT MARC, SLAPFISH, SOCIAL COSTA MESA, SURFAS CULINARY DISTRICT, TACKLE BOX, THE HALAL GUYS

& more announced weekly!

for more info, please visit

ocdecadence.com

THIS EVENT BENEFITS

COURTESY OF JON PACK

Where Has All the Laughter Gone?

Rethinking Don’t Think Twice

doned. Toiling in obscurity, everyone has one another’s back. Highly competitive SNL is known for chewing up first-year cast members—just ask Jenny Slate, Sarah Silverman and Robert Downey Jr. While Birbiglia casts a spotlight on a very small world, it’s one relatable to people of a certain age who, say, worked for decades in a dying industry that, other than the occasional radio interview and true-crime television-show appearance, offers zero recognition and even less financial stability, forcing a late-in-life re-examination of whether to keep waiting for that big ivory tower newspaper’s call or just give up because . . . erm . . . where was I? Birbiglia says the seed for his story was his wife remarking on the differences between his standup friends, who mercilessly cut one another down, and his improv pals, who support one another. That got Birbiglia to thinking about how everyone in improv troupes is equal—until they’re not, like when success comes a-knockin’. Having also written and directed his 2012 debut picture Sleepwalk With Me, Birbiglia says he wrote several drafts of the Don’t Think Twice screenplay before his cast was assembled, and the script was further refined during readings in his living room. As the leader of the Commune, Birbiglia balances the charm and smarminess found in his Orange Is the New Black privatizedprison official and his standup in Sleepwalk With Me, which was based on his

one-man, off-Broadway show. Compassionate about the troupe, Birbiglia’s Miles is also a man-child who lives in the bowels of the theater, sleeps with his first-year improv students and clings to having once been invited to audition for Weekend Live. Keegan-Michael Key of Key & Peele fame is Jack, the most ambitious of the Commune players. A much-in-demand actor who bounces between roles in major movies and television shows (as well as a long and growing string of indies), Second City alum Key squeezes pathos out of a Don’t Think Twice role that does not always cast him in the best light. Kate Micucci (who, along with Riki Lindhome, makes up the musical comedy duo Garfunkel and Oates) plays Allison, a trouper who could probably find fame and success as a cartoonist, if only she’d let herself. The same can be said of stoner Lindsay, just substitute “writing” for “cartooning”; she’s played by Tami Sagher, who in real life was the youngest player ever to make the Second City main stage and is now a writer on Girls, Broad City and Inside Amy Schumer. The actors who bring the most believability to their roles are Gillian Jacobs, who has been Britta for all six seasons of the cult-adored sitcom Community and currently stars opposite Paul Rust on Judd Apatow’s Love on Netflix, and Chris Gethard, a New York UCB regular who hosts The Chris Gethard Show on Fusion.

As Samantha, Jacobs moves beyond Birbiglia’s written words to expertly use her face, body and aura to evoke a debilitating fear of success. She is arguably the best troupe member and inarguably the one most resistant to stepping up to the next level. Jacobs’ winning turn in Don’t Think Twice solidifies the notion that she is an actress to watch. Gethard’s Bill is the Commune member you see struggling most with whether someone his age and in his low station in life should just chuck all this improv nonsense, especially when he must deal with sudden tragedy. Despite playing the troupe’s perpetual sad sack, Gethard peels off the film’s funniest lines. Unfortunately, such scenes are few and far between, as Birbiglia bathes his characters in more darkness than light. I can’t recall one funny-out-loud moment. As “Mrs. Birbigs” knows, standups are miserable SOBs offstage. But wasn’t Don’t Think Twice supposed to explore why improv actors are not? MCOKER@OCWEEKLY.COM DON’T THINK TWICE was written and directed by Mike Birbiglia; and stars Mike Birbiglia, Gillian Jacobs, Keegan-Michael Key, Chris Gethard, Kate Micucci and Tami Sagher. Screening at Regency Rancho Niguel, 25471 Rancho Niguel Rd., Laguna Niguel, (949) 831-0446. Opens Fri. Call for tickets and show times.

| OCWEEKLY.COM |

nyone who examines the long roster of not-ready-for-primetime players beyond their Saturday Night Live sketches knows that many came to the NBC warhorse via Los Angeles’ Groundlings, Chicago and Toronto’s Second City, and Chicago/New York/LA’s Upright Citizens Brigade improvisational-comedy troupes. Don’t Think Twice—the sophomore film from writer, director, standup comic, This American Life contributor and Orange Is the New Black cast member Mike Birbiglia—looks not at the success stories mirrored by the likes of Kristen Wiig (Groundlings), Bill Murray (Second City) or Amy Poehler (UCB), but instead focuses on six actors in their 30s standing in for the tens of thousands of troupers who never even got on SNL. Well, actually, make that five actors. What drives the story is one member of the fictional, 11-year-old New York troupe the Commune getting plucked by Weekend Live, a not-so-subtle title that allows Don’t Think Twice producers Birbiglia and Ira Glass to avoid paying a licensing fee to Lorne Michaels. The call up to the big leagues forces the five actors left behind to re-examine their dream chases as self-doubt, jealousy and fear of the future rear their ugly heads. But it also leaves the Commune member who won the golden ticket feeling wistful over the uncomplicated life being aban-

BY MATT COKER

MO N TH X X–X X , 2 014

| ocweekly.com |

BE MORE FUNNY

film»reviews|screenings

It’s Only Forever, Not Long At All DON’T DROP THE WATERMELON

BANDAI VISUAL COMPANY

rical release of Coppola’s adaptation of S.E. Hinton’s classic novel. But before being treated to that, enjoy music from LA’s Sweet and Tender Hooligans, the “ultimate tribute to Morrissey and the Smiths.” Lola’s Outdoor Retro Cinema at Sunnyside Cemetery, 1095 E. Willow St., Long Beach; www.facebook.com/ lbcinematheque. Sat. Gates open, 6:30 p.m.; music, 7:30 p.m.; movie, 8:30 p.m. $10-$12; card-carrying members of the Frida Cinema, free. Parking and seating are first-come, first served. Chaharshanbeh, 19 Ordibehesht (Wednesday, May 9). Farhang Foundation/UC Irvine’s Celebration of Iranian Cinema concludes with director Vahid Jalilvand’s social drama about how people of various means react to a newspaper advertisement that seems to suggest someone needy will be given a substantial sum of money. Veteran Tehran-born actress Niki Karimi leads a cast that includes Amir Aghaei and Vahid Jalilvand. UCI Student Center, Crystal Cove Auditorium Lobby; Farhang.org/UCI2016. Sat., 7 p.m. $10. Repo! The Genetic Opera! The costumed shadow-cast troupe Addicted to the Knife returns to the Frida to dance and lip sync to the 2008 horror-musical opus filled with dirty, gory excess; family melodrama; mysterious illnesses; mindblowing future-drugs; designer organ repossessions; a few surprising cameos; and a superabundance of bloody stabs and slices. The Frida Cinema; thefridacinema.org. Sat. Preshow, 11:30 p.m.; movie, midnight. $8-$10. Labyrinth. It’s safe to assume that with David Bowie’s death, there will be fewer chances to see him in a movie on a

MCOKER@OCWEEKLY.COM

| ocweekly.com |

The Rescuers. Bob Newhart, Eva Gabor and Geraldine Page lend their voices to this 1977 hand-drawn cartoon that was made during the lean animation years between the releases of Disney classics and Pixar blockbusters. Westminster Branch Library, 8180 13th St., Westminster, (714) 893-5057. Sat., 2 p.m. Free. Hadji Sha (Shiftegi). Farhang Foundation/UC Irvine’s Celebration of Iranian Cinema continues with director Zamani Esmati’s drama about 50-year-old woman Hadji Sha (Roya Teimoorian), who has been living as a man for 30 years so s/he can be head of the household. When her sister’s mentally unstable granddaughter is raped, Hadji must plunge into the male-dominated world to out the rapist. Afsaneh Chehreh and Leila Zareah co-star. UCI Student Center, Crystal Cove Auditorium Lobby; farhang.org/UCI2016. Sat., 4 p.m. $10. Bridesmaids. Before director Paul Feig faced the firing squad for making an allfemale Ghostbusters, he was hailed as the genius behind this all-female wedding comedy. Go figure. Beachfront Cinema at Huntington State Beach, Beach Boulevard and Pacific Coast Highway, Huntington Beach; beachfrontcinema. com. Sat., 5 p.m. $11.25-$49. The Outsiders. This underappreciated Francis Ford Coppola flick—likely because it came out after certified classics The Conversation, the first two Godfather movies and Apocalypse Now—is about the 1965 rivalry between poor greasers and rich Socs heating up when one gang member kills another. Being screened is the “Complete Novel” version, which features 22 minutes of footage cut from the 1983 theat-

present Michael Moore’s subversive comedy that has the creator of Fahrenheit 9/11 and Bowling for Columbine playing the role of an “invader” who visits nations to learn how the U.S. can improve its prospects. It turns out the solutions to America’s most entrenched problems already exist in the world— they’re just waiting to be co-opted. Bring blankets, beach chairs or other portable seating, and you can purchase snacks and refreshments, with donations going toward May Day 2017. Birch Park, 400 W. Third St., Santa Ana. Thurs., Aug. 11, 8 p.m. Free.

August 05-11, 20 16

E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial. Elliott, little Drew Barrymore’s scream and dudes in space suits are back for the ultimate going-home flick. Peppertree Park, 230 W. First St., Tustin, (714) 573-3326. Thurs., Aug. 4, 7:50 p.m. Free. Dorane Asheghi (Time to Love). Farhang Foundation/UC Irvine’s Celebration of Iranian Cinema kicks off with director Alireza Raissian’s 2014 drama about a successful women’s-rights lawyer taking a curious case that changes the lives of everyone involved. Leila Hatami, Shahab Hosseini and Farhad Aslani star. UCI Student Center, Crystal Cove Auditorium Lobby; farhang.org/UCI2016. Fri., 7 p.m. $10; VIP package (includes three films and opening night reception), $70. Descendants. Not to be confused with George Clooney’s 2011 film The Descendants is this 2015 Disney TV movie about the benevolent teenage son of King Beast and Queen Belle going up against the trouble-making offspring of classic villains Cruella De Vil, Maleficent, the Evil Queen and Jafar. Placentia Champions Sports Complex, 505 N. Jefferson, Placentia, (714) 9938232. Fri., 8 p.m. Free. Cowboy Bebop: The Movie. This week’s Friday Night Freakout is the animated Japanese cult classic (presented with English subtitles) about the bounty-hunter crew aboard the spaceship Bebop seeking a 300 million woo-long reward by catching the terrorists responsible for unleashing a deadly virus on the Mars populace in 2071. The Frida Cinema, 305 E. Fourth St., Santa Ana; thefridacinema.org. Fri., 11 p.m. $8-$10.

big screen. If that’s not enough to get you out for this 1986 family adventure film, then how about the chance to ogle Jennifer Connelly before she was old enough to ogle. Perv. Segerstrom Center for the Arts, 600 Town Center Dr., Costa Mesa, (714) 556-2787; www. SCFTA.org/moviemondays. Mon., dusk (approximately 8 p.m.). Free. Max. Not to be confused with the semihistorical 2002 film about a youngish Adolf Hitler, this 2015 family adventure drama has a dog helping Marines fighting in Afghanistan. Heel, Hitler! Century Stadium 25, 1701 W. Katella Ave., Orange; www.cinemark.com. Tues., 10 a.m. $1; also at Century 20 Huntington Beach, 7777 Edinger Ave., Huntington Beach; www.cinemark.com. Tues.Thurs., July 21, 10 a.m. $1. GEN Silent. Stu Maddux’s acclaimed 2010 documentary about six LGBT seniors choosing whether to hide their sexuality to survive in Boston’s longterm health-care system. Besides the screening, service providers are onhand to answer questions at what may be the first official Orange County event geared toward LGBT seniors. Huntington Beach Senior Center, Central Park, 18041 Goldenwest St., Huntington Beach; www.surfcity-hb.org. Thurs., Aug. 11, 6 p.m. Free, but email heather. dodd@surfcity-hb.org to reserve a seat. Chasing Gold. San Clemente filmmaker Brent Deal was not a standup paddler when he made his first two documentaries on the sport, H2indO and Decade of Dominance, which made their world premieres at the 2012 Newport Beach Film Festival. Since then, Deal has become the go-to SUP filmmaker, and the NBFF presents the screening of his latest, which follows the U.S. team trying to win the Olympics-style, 2015 ISA World SUP and Paddleboarding Championships, neither of which had been won before by any team other than Australia’s. Deal participates in an audience Q&A after the screening. Lido Theater, 3459 Via Lido, Newport Beach; www.newportbeachfilmfest.com/event/chasing-gold-specialscreening-presented-newport-beachfilm-festival. Thurs., Aug. 11, 7 p.m. $15. Richard III. The Frida presents its first live screening simulcast with London’s legendary Almeida Theatre, whose artistic director, Rupert Goold, directs Ralph Fiennes as Shakespeare’s most notorious villain and Vanessa Redgrave as Queen Margaret. The Frida Cinema; thefridacinema.org. Thurs., Aug. 11, 7:30 p.m. $8-$10. Where to Invade Next. El Centro Cultural de México, OC May Day Coalition and the Green Party of Orange County

BY MATT COKER

film»special screenings

Hero Carlisle’s Dogs of War gives Reservoir Dogs the Shakespearean treatment BY JOEL BEERS

HOW GANGSTER ART THOU?

COURTESY HERO CARLISLE

many people who remember the movie as a profanity-laced shootout might not realize is there. One way of accomplishing that, he says, is through focusing on the violence of the film through more of a Shakespearean lens than a Tarantino filter. “The way Tarantino uses violence—and he has said this himself many times—it’s more of a spectacle,” he says. “It’s gratuitous, so it’s almost comical. He is deflating the seriousness of the violence by taking it to an absurd point.” As for Shakespeare? “While he has some really gruesome scenes, like a protagonist stabbing a pregnant woman or making meat pies [out of humans], they are sparse and sparing,” Carlisle says. “He adds a lot of emotional weight to the violence, which [supplies] a counterweight to it. That’s what makes those violent scenes really stand out, and that’s what I’ve tried to do.” For instance, when his play reaches its foregone climax, with the men fighting, “it’s not just a fight between men,” he says.

“It’s a fight between brothers. In the film, they are all screaming at one another, and it almost seems petty. But here, they are screaming about how much they love one another. It’s far different from the film. But what is more dangerous than people [fighting one another] who love one another?” Ultimately, Carlisle hopes people will come away from his play considering their own lines between loyalty and betrayal, as well as reconsidering Shakespeare. “So many people say they don’t understand Shakespearean literature because they don’t understand [the language],” says Carlisle, who rewrote The Breakfast Club in a similar style last year for STAGES. “But Shakespeare is not some mystical thing. It’s something you can really play with and adapt.” DOGS OF WAR at STAGEStheatre, 400 E. Commonwealth, Fullerton, (714) 525-7070; www.stagesoc.org. Aug. 5-14: Fri.-Sat., 8 p.m.; Sun., 2 p.m.; Aug. 20-Sept. 11: Sat.-Sun., 5 p.m. $18-$20.

‘Whatever Forever’

hosts, witches, hand signs for “Whatever Forever,” Lindsay Lohan, eyeballs, cartoon animals and skateboards: All of these objects appear in the work of Anaheim-based illustrator Sara M. Lyons, one of the biggest names in contemporary off-kilter accessories. Lyons culls from a long list of influences, channeling them into enamel pins, patches, buttons, and even a couple of zines here and there that enable young women and girls to explore their weirder, more alternative sensibilities. While most of her work seems to draw from the nostalgia craze currently hitting the market, Lyons explains that her interests stem mainly from youth culture, with inspirations ranging from classic Archie comics to 1980s- and ’90s-era Saturdaymorning cartoons to her teenage punk days. “My work resonates with people who are like, ‘I might not necessarily feel like I fit in, but I still like things that are traditionally feminine,’” Lyons says, “but I like to see them through a tongue-incheek lens.” With her long green hair and matching green eyebrows, Lyons calls herself a “professional weirdo.” As with most artists, she grew up with a strong inclination to draw, even getting in trouble for doodling in the margins of school assignments. Little did she know she would become a full-time artist, taking the plunge after she lost her job at 25. Thanks to high demand, as well as Lyons only being able to make a limited supply at a time, her work sells out. But fear not! Restocks for sold-out items happen every four to six weeks and are announced on her Instagram (@saramlyons) and via saramlyons.tumblr.com. Lyons wants to eventually get into stationary, keeping her work accessible and affordable to her target market. “I would love to sell a painting for $1,200, but that’s not as accessible, and those aren’t the people I’d like to reach—that’s not me,” Lyons says. AMURILLO@OCWEEKLY.COM

ONLINE » aMORE OCWEEKLY.COM

| OCWEEKLY.COM |

e all know Reservoir Dogs, the 1992 profanity-laden blood-and-guts bath that was Quentin Tarantino’s first big splash in the Hollywood pool. But while most people see the smalltime thugs, gasoline immolation of cops and a fustercluck of shooting as a fitting example of the over-the-top, testosteronefueled machismo of the early 1990s, Hero Carlisle sees something different. “It’s really a beatiful story of love and betrayal,” says Carlisle, who has retooled the film in ambitious fashion with his new play, Dogs of War, which opens this weekend at STAGEStheatre in Fullerton. “Tim Roth and Harvey Keitel’s characters are star-crossed lovers.” Say what? Don’t write off this UCLA graduate student in English so quickly. Some with a Freudian bent maintain that the hyper-violent characters in Reservoir Dogs overcompensate for their vulnerability and emotional instability through racism, misogyny and selfishness. According to a review on randomanicac.us, the film “evokes man’s inescapable anima and the tragedy that results when two men form a bond that society can’t accept.” Okay, so we get there may be something going on beneath the surface. But how and, perhaps most important, why uproot the story into Renaissance Italy and turn the language into Elizabethan English, basically giving it a heavy gloss of Shakespeare? “There is beauty and substance in anything,” Carlisle says. “You can even find it in a movie that so many people think of as just gruesome. You just have to shake off the 1990s film conventions, the profanity, the absurd violence, and by setting it in a different era, I thought I could do that. Because, really, all stories are the same.” Carlisle, who is dyslexic and focuses more on analyzing literature in his grad work than actually reading for reading’s sake, also thought that tweaking the film would help him explore something Shakespeare never did. “I thought it’d be interesting to use [the film] as a way to explore villains [using Shakespearian verse],” he says. “He has them, but they’re rarely protagonists, and they’re usually high characters, like kings or generals, or they’re more like comic relief. But you never see a story where the protagonist is a low-born commoner who is also a criminal. Those standard criminals are never depicted in dramatic fashion, and Shakespeare never explored the tragedy of the criminal lifestyle.” But it wasn’t enough to up the language ante or set Reservoir Dogs in an imagined past. Carlisle also wanted to get to the emotional heart of the tale, a tale that

» AIMEE MURILLO

M ON TH X X–X X , 2014

| ocweekly.com |

Methinks Thou Art a Rat

TRENDZILLA

culture»art|stage|style

| ocweekly.com | 28

music»artists|sounds|shows

Heart Strings

Violinist Lindsey Stirling proves she’sBrave Enough on her latest album BY DANIEL KOHN

hough she wasn’t on the bill at this year’s Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival, Lindsey Stirling couldn’t help but bask in the spotlight. Joining longtime collaborator Robert DeLong during his set and flanked by saxophonist extraordinaire Kamasi Washington, Stirling’s scorching violin stood out as one of the festival’s highlights. Her performance in the mid-afternoon heat also helped Stirling prove her mettle. “I always love doing guest appearances during other people’s sets,” Stirling says. “It’s so much fun to feed off the energy of the crowd, and it’s what you do as a performer.” Many familiar with Stirling’s brand of merging electronic, classical and dance music together will attest to the 29-yearold genius’ artistry. Since 2007, Stirling has used YouTube as a platform for her music. Her video “Crystallize” finished as the eighth-most watched of 2012. Then she set the Internet on fire with covers of Imagine Dragons’ “Radioactive” with Pentatonix, which won Response of the Year in the first YouTube Music Awards in 2013. A year later, she was celebrating 1 million singles sold worldwide. As of July, her Lindseystomp channel exceeded 8 million subscribers and more than a billion total views. Stirling’s self-titled debut album was a platinum-selling success in Europe; it was nominated for the 2014 Billboard Music Awards for Top Dance/Electronic Albums, but it was her sophomore release, Shatter Me, that won that title in 2015. Even with all her successes, the Santa Ana-born musician won’t allow herself to get caught up in the hype. Stirling remains as focused and as driven as she’s always been. While her second album focused on her battles with anorexia, her third, Brave Enough, was marked by losing her best friend, keyboardist and audio sampler, Jason “Gavi” Gaviati, to cancer, which happened early in the writing process. Her heartbreak over Gaviati’s death is showcased in “Gavi’s Song.” “It was really hard to go back and write again, since I was so full of hurt,” she recalls. “At first, everything was coming out with anger, fear and pain. Then I remembered he wasn’t a sad person and he was full of joy. So rather than closing myself off, I started making myself more vulnerable. I turned it into positive energy.” Stirling says she was also inspired by Brené Brown’s books on shame and vulnerability and channeled the author’s message into her music. “I realized that I

THE VIOLIN NEVER LOOKED SO HIP!

ANDREW ZAEH

was breaking through this outward shell that was holding me back in the past,” she explains. “At the same time, we are all full of so many layers that I wanted to basically write about living a life with a more open heart and being more vulnerable. In the beginning, the album starts off much more closed and timid, but in the end, it has a much warmer and open vibe to it. It was really therapeutic. ” Enlisting the likes of Andrew McMahon (“I never thought I’d be writing with him”), Zedd, ZZ Ward, Christina Perri and Rivers Cuomo, Stirling continued to diversify her sound and explore soundscapes that few could pull off throughout

the album. The violinist took nine months off from her rigorous tour schedule to work on the record. “I always get nervous to write,” she says. “It’s not a process that comes easy to me. Unlike being onstage, when I come alive, writing is where I have to dig deep and get the album to come out of me.” Earlier this year, Stirling released her autobiography, The Only Pirate At the Party, which quickly landed on The New York Times’ best-sellers list. She isn’t afraid to back away from her personal battles, and she hopes to remain a positive influence on her fans. “I really wanted to share my story, not only because I chased

my dreams despite the odds, but I had many setbacks and wanted to show that [people’s] setbacks don’t have to stop them,” she says. “I also talk about my experience with mental illness and overcoming anorexia and depression. . . . Now, I feel I’m past that, and I wanted to share that you can get past mental issues, and mental health is something we shouldn’t be afraid to talk about.” LINDSEY STIRLING performs with Carah Faye at the Pacific Amphitheatre, 100 Fair Dr., Costa Mesa; www.pacamp.com. Wed., 7:30 p.m. $30$52.50 (includes fair admission). All ages.

| contents

| the county

| Au gus t

05 -1 1 , 2 016

| ocweekly.com |

| ocweekly.com | 30

music» SICK HAIRCUTS

BRANDON WOLFORD

Unpredictable Pop

Layne Putnam discovers success while finding her voice

une into just about any pop or alternative radio station, and you’re likely to hear a strong female vocalist or some moody electronic music. Layne Putnam brings both of those things to the table when she teams up with drummer Alex Rosca to become the duo simply known as LAYNE, but the vocalist is working hard to distinguish herself from the scene. “If I had to pick a genre, I’d call it indie pop/rock,” Putnam says. “It has very soft drums and long, groovy guitar parts, but it also has heavy emotional synths and stuff.” LAYNE is the most recent venture in Putnam’s lifelong musical career. The South Dakota native has been working on records and putting out her own music since she was 14, and once she moved to SoCal, it didn’t take long for her to find someone to fill in the other half of her musical needs. “I was making music since I was really, really little, but the actual band didn’t come together until I moved here,” Putnam says. “I ended up meeting Alex through a person who doesn’t matter now, and we just immediately knew it was going to work.” Rosca and Putnam have been working together virtually nonstop since forming LAYNE in 2015. They share the same taste in music, many of the same philosophies on life, and have created a dystopian world as a physical and visual backdrop for their tracks. Their upcoming

BY JOSH CHESLER EP, The Black Hills, will be their fans’ first glimpse into that world. “I’m excited for it to come out because we’ve only put two songs out so far,” Putnam says. “It’ll be a good opportunity for people to hear more of a body of work and get into who we are as a band.” While many bands struggle to get anyone to listen to their first few songs, LAYNE landed those two songs—“Good” and “Somebody”—within the top 15 on Spotify’s Viral 50 chart, both nationally and globally. Putnam’s prowess on vocals, guitar, bass and synths combines with Rosca’s skillful drumming to create a full sound on each song. But rather than attempt to re-create it digitally live, LAYNE become a quartet for concerts. “It’s not just the two of us onstage—we play like a band,” Putnam says. “As far as recording goes, you can do anything with a computer. . . . You could make a full record by yourself from the computer, but we like to bounce ideas off each other.” Putnam says she sees art in everyday life—or, at least, in the buildings containing everyday life. An avid fan of architecture, the multi-instrumentalist is looking forward to traveling abroad to countries such as Norway to feed her passion. “I think the thing I love about architecture is it’s similar to music,” Putnam says, “in that you’re taking different materials and building an environment.” LETTERS@OCWEEKLY.COM

THE ROOTS OF OC?

MAKE LOTS OF MONEY FROM HOME!! Become a Webcam Model !!

celebrating the stones at the oc fair

aug. 11th

www.phoenixlivestudios.com

â&#x20AC;˘ Work when you want â&#x20AC;˘ Make you own hours â&#x20AC;˘ Some make $200-$5000/week â&#x20AC;˘ No cost to join â&#x20AC;˘ MUST BE 18+ years of age!!! WE WELCOME ALL WOMEN, MEN, COUPLES, BBW, TG AND GROUPS!

tickets found on : www.ocfair.com

Promo Code: OCW

www.phoenixlivestudios.com

702-201-6823

www.jumpingjackflash.us

Boom Bap Swing

LOCALSONLY

Âť CYNTHIA REBOLLEDO

Hey, Orange County/Long Beach musicians & bands! Mail your music, contact info, high-res photos & impending show dates for possible review to: Locals Only, OC Weekly, 18475 Bandilier Cir., Fountain Valley, CA, 92708. Or email your link to: localsonly@ocweekly.com.

Ă&#x2039;

Ă&#x2021; 6

38 Ă&#x2039; 6 Ă&#x2039; 7 Ă&#x2039; Ă&#x2039;

.6Ă&#x2039; 6

Aug. CH II Ă&#x2039; BA

Wrigley Stage, + 26Ă&#x2039; Ă&#x2039; Ă&#x2021; $6 HMBA

www.CatalinaChamber.com/concerts

| OCWEEKLY.COM |

During the climax of the title track, Gomez exposes his hardcore influences, screaming into the mic as his band charges heavily behind him. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I see how into it the singers [in hardcore bands] get. . . . I mostly take those hardcore influences and incorporate that,â&#x20AC;? Gomez says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s why I love performing [â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Sushi No Rubberâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;] particularlyâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;I just go hard and start screaming.â&#x20AC;? The song starts off with a â&#x20AC;&#x153;Bitches Brewâ&#x20AC;? undertoneâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;experimental, moody and erratic, thanks to the sonic textures supplied by DeAndre Trevon Groverâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s saxophone, Dominick Cruzâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s bass, Christopher Trimmerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s guitar and Donovan Cruzâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s drums. Then Gomez brings to the song something [thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s] unapologetically avant-garde. The entire five-song EP showcases a musical vision that knows no boundaries. The band practice two times per week, play numerous shows in the community, and have a Sunday residency at the Gypsy Den in Downtown SanTana. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re solidifying our presence,â&#x20AC;? Gomez says. For Apollo Bebop, playing music is something they not only have to do, but they also need to express what they feel and in the process providing people with a sound that has been sorely missed in OC.

AU G US T 05 -1 1 , 2 016

n a saturated music scene of garage rock and Burger bands, experimental jazz band Apollo Bebop bring forth a refreshing sound of layered rhythms and clever rhymes. Since their formation last year, this self-proclaimed jazz-hop outfit from Santa Ana headline shows throughout Orange County and released in June their first EP, Sushi No Rubber (available for free on Bandcamp). The band members are all in their early 20s and have known one another since their days in high-school band, save for 16-year-old drummer Donovan Cruz, who is the youngest. The five-piece have created a contemporary marriage of jazz and hip-hop Ă la the Roots. During their live performances, thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s an aura of intense energy that swells the room and surges through the atmosphere. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Jazz is misunderstood, honestly. Most people think itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s noise or just soothing musicâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;it can be anything; it can be angry. Any emotion can be expressed through jazz and its color,â&#x20AC;? says bassist Dominick Cruz. â&#x20AC;&#x153; All songs on Sushi No Rubber were written, recorded, produced and mixed by the band members. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I knew there was going to be an element of grit, some rawness to it,â&#x20AC;? Dominick says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;It was hard trying to mix it. We found it really difficult, keeping the raw emotion of how we sound when we perform live in the studio recording. . . . Mixing is an art on its own.â&#x20AC;? Inspired by innovators such as A Tribe Called Quest, Hiatus Kaiyote, Chance the Rapper, John Coltrane and Miles Davis, Sushi No Rubber feeds off the stirring verses of MC Brian Gomez, a.k.a. Brian to Earth. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve been to a lot of hip-hop shows, and theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re kinda boring, to be honest,â&#x20AC;? Gomez says, â&#x20AC;&#x153;but I [also] go to a lot of hardcore and experimental rock shows, and those are way more fun for me.â&#x20AC;?

musicÂť

WE ARE

Orange County’s

hub for music news, concert schedules, reviews, band profiles & ticket giveaways.

to gain access to our Music Newsletter! OCWEEKLY.COM/SIGNUP

This aint

your

grandaddy’s

music source

THE AGGROLITES: 8 p.m., $15. Alex’s Bar, 2913 E.

Anaheim St., Long Beach, (562) 434-8292; alexsbar.com.

DJ MUSTARD: 10 p.m., free. Mansion Costa Mesa,

841 Baker St., Costa Mesa, (714) 549-1250; mansioncostamesa.com.

FRANK TURNER & THE SLEEPING SOULS:

11 p.m. The Observatory, 3503 S. Harbor Blvd., Santa Ana, (714) 957-0600; observatoryoc.com. KING SHELTER: 9 p.m. Constellation Room at the Observatory, 3503 S. Harbor Blvd., Santa Ana, (714) 957-0600; constellationroom.com. MIRANDA LAMBERT: 7:30 p.m., $25-$54.75. Irvine Meadows Amphitheatre, 8800 Irvine Center Dr., Irvine, (949) 855-8095; irvineamp.com. ROCKABELLA: 9 p.m., free. The Rush Bar & Grill, 23532 El Toro Rd., Ste. 24, Lake Forest, (949) 916-0200; rushgrill.com.

| |

WALLY CALLERIO; MR. SMITH B2B CHRIS JAY; PATRICK DYLAN; HERSWERVE B2B: 9 p.m.,

$10. Underground DTSA, 220 E. Third St., Santa Ana, (888) 862-9573; underground-dtsa.com. WHAT SO NOT: 8 p.m., $20-$25. The Glass House, 200 W. Second St., Pomona, (909) 865-3802; theglasshouse.us. WINGS BAND: Paul McCartney & WINGS tribute, 8:30 p.m., $17.50. OC Fair & Event Center, 88 Fair Dr., Costa Mesa, (714) 708-3247; ocfair.com. THE WOMBATS: 8 p.m. The Observatory, 3503 S. Harbor Blvd., Santa Ana, (714) 957-0600; observatoryoc.com.

UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT NEWLY RENOVATED VIP ROOMS & NEW LOUNGES

| | M ON TH X0 X–X August 5-11X, , 22014 016

FRIDAY, AUG. 5

Beachcomber, 16278 Pacific Coast Hwy., Huntington Beach, (562) 592-1321; donthebeachcomber.com. SPAIN: 7 p.m., free. Fingerprints, 420 E. Fourth St., Long Beach, (562) 433-4996; fingerprintsmusic.com.

dj depends

Fully Nude 18+

Free Admission

TABOOGC.COM Nude

18+

FREE

Hiring

Dancers!

ADMISSION

saharatheater.xxx for roll call updates & weekly promotions.

ALL DAY, ALL NIGHT

1210 S. State College Blvd, Ste. C., Anaheim, CA 92806

Wear any SoCal local sports jersey for FREE ADMISSION*

/SAHARATHEATER @SAHARA _THEATER

1652 W. Lincoln Ave., Anaheim, (714) 635-6067; allages.com. BABY BASH: 8 p.m. Gaslamp Restaurant & Bar, 6251 E. Pacific Coast Hwy., Long Beach, (562) 596-4718; thegaslamprestaurant.com. THE BASSICS: 8 p.m., $10-$12. Alex’s Bar, 2913 E. Anaheim St., Long Beach, (562) 434-8292; alexsbar.com.

FESTIVAL OF ARTS CONCERTS ON THE GREEN WITH GRACE KELLY: 1 p.m., $12-$25. Laguna

VIP SPECIALS!

714.772.2242

A CHANGE OF PACE: 7 p.m., $15. Chain Reaction,

Spurgeon St., Santa Ana, (888) 862-9573; yosttheater.com. THE FAB FOUR: 8 p.m., $13.12-$30. The Hangar, 100 Fair Dr., Costa Mesa; ocfair.com.

New

Log onto

SATURDAY, AUG. 6

BEACH CITY BASH; TRAY DEEE; THE EASTSIDAZ: 8 p.m. The Yost Theater, 307 N.

Fully

OCWEEKLY.COM | | ocweekly.com

THIS WEEK

ROSIE FLORES; HANK BIGGS & THE HARDTOPS: 7:30 p.m., $15-$140. Don the

DAY & NIGHT

1 32

concert guide»

BRING AD FOR ADMISSION

*valid any day

THURSDAYS — Locals Night Free Admission (Anaheim residents with ID) 714.630.5069 3025 LA MESA, ANAHEIM

Beach Festival of Arts, 650 Laguna Canyon Rd., Laguna Beach, (949) 494-1145; foapom.com. INTRONAUT: 9 p.m. Constellation Room at the Observatory, 3503 S. Harbor Blvd., Santa Ana, (714) 957-0600; constellationroom.com. LITMO: 8:30 p.m. Gaslamp Restaurant & Bar, 6251 E. Pacific Coast Hwy., Long Beach, (562) 596-4718; thegaslamprestaurant.com. MYRA WASHINGTON: 10 p.m., $10. Skyloft, 422 S. Coast Hwy., Laguna Beach, (949) 715-1550; skyloftoc.com. OH WONDER: 8 p.m. The Observatory, 3503 S. Harbor Blvd., Santa Ana, (714) 957-0600; observatoryoc.com. ROBERT JON & THE WRECK: 8 p.m., $7-$10. The Wayfarer, 843 W. 19th St., Costa Mesa, (949) 764-0039; wayfarercm.com. WOLFGANG GARTNER: 9 p.m., $15-$30. Sutra, 1870 Harbor Blvd., Ste. 200, Costa Mesa, (949) 7227103; sutraoc.com.

SUNDAY, AUG. 7

BIG YOUTH: 3 p.m., $10. Don the Beachcomber,

16278 Pacific Coast Hwy., Huntington Beach, (562) 5921321; donthebeachcomber.com. BJ THE CHICAGO KID: 9 p.m. Constellation Room at the Observatory, 3503 S. Harbor Blvd., Santa Ana, (714) 957-0600; constellationroom.com.

THE CREEP CRAWL: 6:30 p.m. Diego’s Rock-N-Roll

Bar & Eats, 220 E. Third St., Santa Ana, (888) 862-9573; rockandrollbardtsa.com. DARRYL WILLIAMS: 7 p.m., $15. Spaghettini Rotisserie & Grill, 3005 Old Ranch Pkwy., Seal Beach, (562) 596-2199; spaghettini.com. LABRETTA SUEDE & THE MOTEL 6: 8 p.m., $5. Alex’s Bar, 2913 E. Anaheim St., Long Beach, (562) 4348292; alexsbar.com. MARIACHI SOL DE MEXICO DE JOSE HERNANDEZ: 6 p.m., $20. OC Fair & Event Center,

88 Fair Dr., Costa Mesa, (714) 708-3247; ocfair.com.

RODRIGO SALINAS BENEFIT SHOW: 8 p.m., $10.

Tiki Bar, 1700 Placentia Ave., Costa Mesa, (949) 2706262; tikibaroc.com. SHWAYZE & MICKEY AVALON: 8 p.m. The Observatory, 3503 S. Harbor Blvd., Santa Ana, (714) 957-0600; observatoryoc.com. WRECK’D: 2 p.m., $5. Doll Hut, 107 S. Adams St., Anaheim, (714) 533-1286.

MONDAY, AUG. 8

FOOL: Tool cover band, 8 p.m., $5. Blacklight District

Lounge, 2500 E. Anaheim St., Long Beach.

KID CADAVER: 9 p.m., $8. Constellation Room at the

Observatory, 3503 S. Harbor Blvd., Santa Ana, (714) 957-0600; constellationroom.com.

TUESDAY, AUG. 9

PITY PARTY: 9 p.m., $8. Constellation Room at the

Observatory, 3503 S. Harbor Blvd., Santa Ana, (714) 957-0600; constellationroom.com. SONGWRITERS @ SUNSET: 8 p.m., $10. Schooner at Sunset, 16821 Pacific Coast Hwy., Huntington Beach, (562) 430-3495; schooneratsunset.com. WORDOVMOUTH: 8 p.m. La Cave, 1695 Irvine Ave., Costa Mesa, (949) 646-7944; lacaverestaurant.com.

WEDNESDAY, AUG. 10

THE ANSWER: 6:30 p.m., free. Fullerton Sports

Complex, 560 E. Silver Pine St., Fullerton, (714) 4461457; ci.fullerton.ca.us. THE BIG DRAW: DJ Abeltron, 8 p.m., free. The Copper Door, 225 1/2 N. Broadway, Santa Ana, (714) 543-3813; thecopperdoorbar.com. FAUX FIGHTERS & GREEN TODAY: 7:30 p.m., $16.50. OC Fair & Event Center, 88 Fair Dr., Costa Mesa, (714) 708-3247; ocfair.com. GZA: 8 p.m., $5. The Observatory, 3503 S. Harbor Blvd., Santa Ana, (714) 957-0600; observatoryoc.com. LINDSEY STIRLING: 7:30 p.m., $27-$52.50. Pacific Amphitheatre, 88 Fair Dr., Costa Mesa; pacamp.com. THE NEW STRUTTERS’ SWING DANCE: 7 p.m. The Auditorium, 305 N. Spurgeon St., Santa Ana. SOUTHLAND BAND: 6:30 p.m., free. Brea City Hall Park, 401 S. Brea Blvd., Brea, (714) 990-7124; ci.brea.ca.us. THOUSAND FOOT KRUTCH: 8 p.m., $19-$50. The Glass House, 200 W. Second St., Pomona, (909) 8653802; theglasshouse.us.

THURSDAY, AUG. 11

BONE THUGS N HARMONY: 11 p.m. The

Observatory, 3503 S. Harbor Blvd., Santa Ana, (714) 957-0600; observatoryoc.com. CANNIBAL CORPSE: 2 p.m. The Observatory, 3503 S. Harbor Blvd., Santa Ana, (714) 957-0600; observatoryoc.com. CHRIS YOUNG & RUTHIE COLLINS: 7:30 p.m., $31.50-$60. The Hangar, 100 Fair Dr., Costa Mesa; ocfair.com. GRN+GLD: 9 p.m., $3. Que Sera, 1923 E. Seventh St., Long Beach, (562) 599-6170; queseralb.wix.com. JUMPING JACK FLASH: Rolling Stones tribute, 8:30 p.m., $16.50. OC Fair & Event Center, 88 Fair Dr., Costa Mesa, (714) 708-3247; ocfair.com. LION BABE: 9 p.m. Constellation Room at the Observatory, 3503 S. Harbor Blvd., Santa Ana, (714) 957-0600; constellationroom.com. MATT SCHOFIELD: 8 p.m. The Coach House, 33157 Camino Capistrano, Ste. C, San Juan Capistrano, (949) 496-8930; thecoachhouse.com. THE WEIRDOS: 9 p.m. Underground DTSA, 220 E. Third St., Santa Ana, (888) 862-9573; underground-dtsa.com.

| contents

| the county

| Au gus t

05 -1 1 , 2 016

| ocweekly.com |

DAN SAVAGE

YOUR ONE STOP SHOP FOR:

SPECIALIZING IN ALL THINGS

naughty!

OCWEEKLY.COM | | ocweekly.com

M ON TH X0 X–X August 5-11X, , 22014 016

SEXY LINGERIE (S-XXXXL) ADULT TOYS & NOVELTIES SEXY SHOES | XXX DVDS LOTIONS & EDIBLES BACHELORETTE PARTY SUPPLIES

1 34

20%OFF

ANY PURCHASE OVER $25 *Present this ad for discount. Exp. 8/18/16 Not valid on sale items, previously purchased items or with any other discount or promotion. Not valid on Lelo or We-Vibe products. Only one coupon may be redeemed per person.

UPCOMING SEX EDUCATION EVENTS AUGUST 25 @7:15PM

HOW TO GIVE A WORLD CLASS BLOWJOB In this workshop you will learn tips and techniques for amazing handjobs and blowjobs! This is our most popular workshop and always sells out! Register early! This workshop is for women only.

Space is limited, call the store to register. $15 per person, $25 per couple when prepaid in advance. $25 per person on the day of the workshop, if space is available

17955 SKY PARK CIRCLE, SUITE A, IRVINE | 949-660-4990 STORE HOURS:MON – SAT 11AM – 7PM CALL FOR DIRECTIONS TO STORE!

sex»

Pokémon No I can’t believe this is why I’m finally writing to you. My husband is using Pokémon GO as an excuse to stay out until 5 a.m. with another woman. She is beautiful and about a decade younger than him, and he won’t hear me out on why this is bothersome. Our work schedules don’t match up, and he always wants me to meet him in the wee hours of the morning after I’ve worked a full day shift and done all the work looking after our pets. I can give him the benefit of the doubt and be totally fine with him wanting to stay out after work for a few drinks with friends, even though I’m too tired to join them, but Pokémon GO until 5 a.m. alone with a twentysomething for four straight weeks?! It’s driving me crazy. I told him how I feel, and he says it’s my fault for “never wanting to do anything.” (I don’t consider walking around staring at a phone “doing something.”) I told him I feel like he doesn’t even like me anymore, and he didn’t even acknowledge my feelings with a response. With the craze this has become, we can’t be the only couple with this problem. I don’t think me enabling his actions by joining the game is the answer, but I’d be absolutely gutted if this game was the straw that broke up our 10-year relationship. Please help. Pokémon GO Means No Second Life, SimCity, Quake, Counter-Strike, World of Warcraft, Minecraft—it’s always something. By which I mean to say, PGMN, Pokémon GO isn’t destroying your marriage now, just as SimCity wasn’t destroying marriages 15 years ago. Your husband is destroying your marriage. He’s being selfish and inconsiderate and cruel. He doesn’t care enough about you to prioritize your feelings—or even acknowledge them, it seems. When a partner’s actions are clearly saying, “I’m choosing this thing—this video game, this bowling league, this whatever—over you,” they’re almost always saying this, as well: “I don’t want to be with you anymore, but I don’t have the courage or the decency to leave, so I’m going to neglect you until you get fed up and leave me.” Let him have his ridiculous obsessions—with this game, with this girl—and when he comes to his senses and abandons Pokémon GO, just like people came to their senses and walked away from Second Life a decade ago, you’ll be in a better position to decide whether you want to leave him. I am currently separated. A few months after I moved out, my estranged wife found out that I cheated on her before we got married. I was a CPOS. I feel horribly guilty and would like to think I’ll never do it again. The question is: When and what should I disclose to future partners? No Clever Acronym

SAVAGELOVE » DAN SAVAGE

fine—sometimes it just doesn’t work, and I am an adult about it—but for the specific reason it wasn’t good: The husband came on my face after I specifically told him not to do that. I used my words. He still blew a load in my face, and then sheepishly kinda apologized afterward. He said he didn’t mean to do it and that he was aiming at my boobs. I do not believe it for a second. It was an “ask for forgiveness, not for permission” kind of thing—I could see that on his face. He looooves facials. So that sealed my decision to not sleep with them again, which I told them about. I consider a load in my face against my will to be a big violation of my trust/friendship. The couple thinks I’m overreacting and that a load in your face should be a forgivable offense. I’m not going to change my mind, but I am curious what you think about sneaky facials. Unwanted Semen Angers! Unicorn Seeking Advice! Sneaky facials are sneaky, and I don’t approve of sneakiness in the sack. People should be straightforward and direct; they should communicate their wants, needs and limits clearly; and we should all err on the side of solicitousness, i.e., drawing new sex partners out about their wants, needs and limits because some folks have a hard time using their words where sex is concerned. You used your words, USA!USA!, and this dude violated your clearly communicated wants, needs and limits. I’m glad you let them know you were upset and why you weren’t going to see them again. Single women who want to hook up with married couples are hard to come by and in—that’s why you’re called unicorns—and his selfish disregard for your limits, his clear violation of your trust, cost them a unicorn. I have two questions: (1) I saw a sex worker for a legit sensual massage that turned into fooling around. Once that happened, he mentioned “making” straight guys have sex with him, wanting to give massages to teenagers, and he talked dirty about younger boys. I know this could all be provocative fantasy talk, but I had a weird feeling about him before meeting. Who would I even disclose this to if that were the right thing to do, and how would I do so while protecting his (should be legal) right to trade ass for cash? (2) Furthermore, I’m a thirsty genderqueer girl plotting her escape from a suburban town. I’m not going to be here long enough to look for an LTR. How can I satisfy my lust safely? It seems like every time I hook up with someone, they disclose intense drug use or other risky behavior after the fact. Fantasizing Lecherously About Good Sex

There’s no need to disclose this to future partners. Everyone makes mistakes—and the mistake you made, while a deeply painful betrayal of your thengirlfriend and presumably a violation of a premarital monogamous commitment, is a thoroughly common one. Human beings aren’t used cars—we aren’t obligated to disclose every ditch we drove ourselves into before we resell ourselves. You didn’t fuck around on your ex habitually, you’re not a serial cheater, and you never violated your marriage vows. So there’s that. Resolve not to make this mistake again—make only new ones—and stuff that incident down Ye Olde Memory Hole.

(1) There’s no licensing board for sex workers— there’s no accrediting organization, no sex-work equivalent of the legal profession’s bar association (and most sex workers would oppose the establishment of one)—so there’s nowhere you can go to report this guy. If he confessed to an actual crime, FLAGS, you could go to the police, and they might even do something about it. But the police are unlikely to get involved if he was just fantasizing; it’s not against the law to engage in dirty talk, even extremely fucked-up/ickily transgressive/NOT OKAY dirty talk. (2) Masturbation is the safest way to satisfy your lust until you get your ass out of that druggy suburb full of risky-sex junkies and to the big city, where we urbanites drink only hot tea, snort only in derision and use only condoms religiously.

I hooked up with this hot married couple. We’d done it before, and my expectations were shaped by previous (fun) experiences with them. But the sex wasn’t good this time. That would be

On the Lovecast (savagelovecast.com), Dan chats with MTV’s Ira Madison III about sex and race. Contact Dan via email at mail@savagelove.net, and follow him on Twitter: @fakedansavage.

MOST AFFORDABLE 420 CARDS IN SOCAL

LBC 420

• Professional & Compassionate Practice HOURS: • 24 Hour Online & Phone Verification Mon – Fri 11am – 5:30pm Sat 11am – 5 pm • Physician Evaluation Given • Walk-ins Welcome! 6833 Indiana Ave., Ste. #102 Riverside, CA 92506 1540 E. Edinger Ste. A, Santa Ana, CA 92705

Call for Appointments

(657) 2 51- 8 032

For more Information or to Schedule an Appointment, Call (657)251– 3520 Or Email us at Rwellness714@gmail.com

DO YOU SUFFER FROM ANXIETY, ADHD, BIPOLAR DISORDER, DEPRESSION PAIN etc.? DO YOUINSOMNIA, SUFFER FROM ANXIETY, CHRONIC ADHD, BIPOLAR DISORDER, Now Offering Medical Assessment for Prescription Medications

INSOMNIA,$149.00 DEPRESSION, CHRONIC PAIN etc.? (Please call for details)

(562) 599-8420 BOOK YOUR APPOINTMENT TODAY

Expires 08/31/16

RENEWALS $24/ NEW PATIENTS $29

WALK INS WELCOME

Real Doctors! No Skype!

720 ALAMITOS AVE., UNIT A, LONG BEACH 90813 MON-SAT 11AM-7PM

SoCal420docs.com

THE BEST PRICES IN ORANGE COUNTY 440 Fair Drive, Suite S. 227 Costa Mesa, CA 92626 1626 E. 17th St. Santa Ana, CA 92705

TOLL FREE! (800) 620-2027 MDLICENSE: LICENSE: A22208 MD A22208

Yo hablo Espanol!

Open 7 Days a Week Walk-Ins Welcome! Monday-Sunday 9am to 6pm

Professional Photo ID Cards

24/7 Verification!

NEW PATIENTS

RENEWALS

$30 $20 *

No waiting, fast processing “LIKE” us on Facebook! www.facebook.com/briangamblemd

714-530-3322 WALK INS WELCOMED

OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK MON - SAT 9am - 7pm | SUN 10am - 6:30pm

**Bring three and the fourth person free!!! *terms and conditions apply. EXPIRES 08/31/16

ocweekly.com/mmj

12570 Brookhurst St. #1, Garden Grove CA. 92840 Veteran & Senior Citizen discounts available MEDICAL MARIJUANA EVALUATIONS

ALTERNATIVE MEDICINE SERVICES

BRIAN GAMBLE, M.D. TWO LOCATIONS:

to advertise call 714.550.5900

TWO s location

to advertise call 714.550.5900 ALTERNATIVE MEDICINE SERVICES ocweekly.com/mmj

2112 E. 4TH ST. #240 #111 SANTA ANA, CA 92705

LEGALLY PERMITTED COLLECTIVE

FREE JOINT* (with any purchase)

FIRST TIME PATIENT DEAL*

6 gram 8th

(pr / top / mid-shelf • limit 1) — or—

buy 1 get 2nd for 50 % off (wax product • edible • concentrates) (limit 1)

*one coupon per purchase per day. must show coupon to redeem offers.

: H N PC.ORG

2400 pullman st., suite b, santa ana | 6 57.229.44 6 4

3 NEW STRAINS!

Delivering

NATURAL THERA RE & PY U P

CEPT WE NOWIT ACCARDS D E CR

7 GRAMS for $50 714.330.0513 Please see our entire menu at:

PureAndNaturalTherapy.com

We are the largest dispensary in Orange County!

High Quality Me��

At C�mpetiti�e P�ic�� P��f��i�nal & Clean

Cannab�� C�llecti�e

3023 South orange avenue, santa ana, ca 92707 www.FTEOC.com Must be

or older

F.T.P.

HOME OF THE WORLD FAMOUS I CAN’T BELIEVE IT’S NOT BUDDER • MOXIE WEST COAST CURE GRINCH OG • SEX WAX OG HEADCHEESE

SPECIAL

1st 8th �eighed �ut t�

FIRST TIME PATIENT BUY ONE 1/8TH, GET A GRAM FREE

(ON SAME PRICE TIER*)

10% OFF EDIBLES OR 10% OFF CONCENTRATES *VALID ON ONE 1/8TH ONLY

5 GRAMS

LEGAL & LICENSED BY

the CITY OF SANTA ANA

Search:

ECC ON WEEDMAPS FOR DAILY DEALS & FULL MENU!

714 - 309 -7772

2435 E. ORANGETHORPE AVE.

TO ADVERTISE CALL 714.550.5900

Quality product to: LONG BEACH, HB, SEAL BEACH & surrounding cities.

FULLERTON –EASE COLLECTIVE–

JUST ADDED:

WWW.FTEOC.COM • 657-44- GREEN (47336) We have a variety of CBD products and solvent free extracts !

COLLECTIVES OCWEEKLY.COM/MMJ

10181

TOP SHELF ANAHEIM to advertise call 714.550.5900

CHECK IN BEFORE YOU TAKE FLIGHT!

FREE BAS A D NY WITH

TION

DONA

DOGO DEALS & OZ SPECIALS

$35 CAP

SC LAB TESTED STRAINS

FTP 4.5G 8TH OR $10 OFF CONCENTRATES

HOURS: 10amâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;1:45am 3124 W .Lincoln Ave., Anaheim (Entrance In Rear) 714-385-7814 @_TSAnaheim #TSAnaheim

TACOS! INGREDIENTS 1 LB of ground beef

1 Small Can of Tomato Paste

1 Small Red Onion, Minced

1/4 LB of Cannabis Infused Butter

2 Garlic Cloves, Crushed/Minced

Tortillas and Toppings on your choice

1 Pouch of Taco Seasoning

DIRECTIONS Put a medium to large pan on medium to high heat. Add cannabis infused butter to the pan before it gets very hot and let it melt. Once the butter is hot, put the onions in the pan and saute. Add the ground beef and saute until mostly cooked. Make sure to break up the beef as it cooks to avoid large chunks. Once that is done, add the seasonings, tomato paste and crushed garlic. Mix well. Let it simmer for about 10-15 minutes to let the flavors merge. Grab your tortillas and toppings

ocweekly.com/mmj

COLLECTIVES

and get to building.

cc • a

ess • d i

m at

u c a

Donate $40.00 on anything in the shop and receive a FREE 1/8TH of our selected strain.

ASK ABOUT OUR

Daily Specials!

e g u l at i o • r n

•

S I G N U P FO R OU R N EWS L ET T E R :

O C W E E K LY . C O M / S I G N U P

714-589-7231 • 12942 Galway St. #D Garden Grove, CA 92841

$35 CAP 4.5 G 8th FTP ~or~

$10 OFF Concentrates

FREE FREE .5G of WAX

f.t.p.not f.t.p. notvalid validw/ w/other otheroffers offers

(714) 236-5988 10361 Magnolia Ave. Ste. B, Anaheim 10 am - 10 pm Daily

• 8ths �tart @ $15

�tart @ $5 • Concentrates .5 G �tart @ $10 • Grams

GRAM

to advertise call 714.550.5900

gth • e d

ALTERNATIVE

MEDICINE e

FTP DEAL

ren

• com

•

ent

Green Rush Collective

f.t.p. not valid w/ other offers

Check Out Our

Exclusive

P�ivate Reserve Strains!

On Deck Buds

MEDICAL DISPENSARY

@ondeckbuds.orangecounty • #ODB714 •

OnDeckBuds

714.468.4142 • 10am–2am Daily • 12371 Haster St., #203, Garden Grove

COLLECTIVES ocweekly.com/mmj

| | contents county

Young and beautiful Asian, Latina & American girls.

Unique Massage

SPECIAL $10 OFF

(next to DD discount store)

1304 S MAGNOLIA AVE. ANAHEIM, CA 92804

-Special for 2 girls

714.723.0658

-FREE

table shower

-Full body massage & private room

Come try us and you will be back!

ASIAN & LATINA BOMBSHELL FANTASY AWAITS! MUST TRY

• 2209 S Main st /Warner Santa Ana 92707 • We open 9AM to VERY LATE 7 days a week. Call 714-549-2825 • We accept VS/MC

SAPPHIRE SKY MASSAGE MASSAGE GRAND OPENING SPECIAL PRICE

IT’S TIME TO TRY THE DIFFERENCE!

The Best Place for your Relaxation & Privacy.

• CLEAN PRIVATE ROOM • FREE TABLE SHOWER • ASIAN & LATINA GIRLS

1-714-610-9539

714.886.2126 OPEN LATE

1241 1/2 SOUTH MAIN ST. SANTA ANA CA 92707.

2625 W. LINCOLN AVE ANAHEIM, CA 92801

NEXT TO TATTOO SHOP LINCOLN & MAGNOLIA

FREE TO LISTEN AND REPLY TO ADS

0 5- 1 1, 201 6

Beautiful Asian Staff

14291 Euclid St. Unit D 111, Garden Grove

714.554.3936

Honey Spa

OC’s Finest Spa

“Healthy Choice, Happy Life.” Indulge Yourself with Honey’s Private & Cozy Experience.

$ 5 onftifon w/ me of ad!

714.546.6669 Newly located at

440 Fair Dr., Suite M, Costa Mesa

Incall Always Available • (714) 576-1623 • Harper

DEEP & OIL MASSAGE

(949) 472-4029 (949) 855-9646 23600 ROCKFIELD BLVD #2N LAKE FOREST, CA

24342 MUIRLANDS BLVD, LAKE FOREST, CA

STAR ACUPRESSURE

GOLDEN SPA

MOON

ACUPRESSURE 1/2 HR $50, 1 HR $80

Great Massage! Call: 562.694.0888 1874 W. La Habra, La Habra CA, 90631

Advertise with

o CALL 714.550.5900 WE ARE Very NEW!

ASIAN/ LATINA/ FILIPINO

LAKE FOREST SPA MASSSAGE

FREE Table Shower in Your Own PRIVATE Massage Room

23782 MECURY RD LAKE FOREST CA 92630

(Regular Shower Also Available)

Free Code: OC Weekly

8am–10pm

TEMPTATION

Try FREE: 714-627-2273 More Local Numbers: 1-800-700-6666

MASSAGE

FIND REAL GAY MEN NEAR YOU Anaheim:

redhotdateline.com 18+

AMERICAʼS HOTTEST GAY CHATLINE!

(714) 905-0050

TRY FOR FREE

714-627-2269

A ug ust

| ocweekly.com |

Roses

Beautiful Black Women OUTCALL FRIENDLY! LOCAL!

949-768-8258

WHO ARE YOU AFTER DARK?

999

BRAND NEW SPOT* SPECIAL PRICE

| classifieds

HAPPY MASSAGE

GRAND OPENING

FREE TABLE SHOWER • OPEN LATE

Ahora español Livelinks.com 18+

714.983.6624 ON BEACH BETWEEN ORANGEWOOD & CHAPMAN NEXT TO SMOKE SHOP

Serenity Massage

only $45

• Open 7 Days 10am to 9pm •

GRAND OPENING

MASSAGE 2105 E Ball Rd., Anaheim

Grand Opening!

714-991-5678

• Private Room • Full Body Massage • Free Table Shower • Body wax & Facial

GRAND OPENING

714.614.4503

504 W Commonwealth Ave. Fullerton CA 92832 714-773-5040

Beautiful, Young, Sexy Girls

Try FREE: 714-627-2267 More Local Numbers: 1-800-926-6000

The hottest place to meet Latinos!

only $39

HOT OIL MASSAGE

11855 BEACH BLVD STANTON CA 90680

www.megamates.com 18+

REAL PEOPLE, REAL DESIRE, REAL FUN.

BRAZILIAN WAXING

FREE TRIAL

714.464.2989

Call:

11951 Beach blvd., suite K, Stanton CA, 90680

Massage

Ease Canna: FTP- All 8th will be weighed out to 5GRAMS!! | 2435 E. Orangethorpe Ave., Fullerton, CA 92831 | 714-309-7772

Hot Summer Sale Ask about our $55 complete system tune up! NEXGEN AIR Call us today at (714) 784-0871 CUSTOM SOFAS Sleepers | Ottomans | Headboards Sectionals | Recliners Starting at $795! The Sofa Company 1920 Newport Blvd., Costa Mesa 949.356.5180 www.TheSofaCo.com/OCW Shed the Unwanted Weight! HCG Injections, only $9 per shot New Fat Burning Laser Procedure, $750 per area OC Weight Loss & Anti Aging Center 714.544.8678

ROLO Heating & A/C Residential & Commercial Installation & Service Maintenance & Repairs Senior & Military Discount Licensed & Insured Lic #806279 Free In-Home Estimate (714) 624-2239 Orange County Museum of Art Marilyn Minter / Pretty Dirty Exhibit Opens 4/2 850 San Clemente Dr, Newport Beach (949) 759-1122 www.ocma.net #1 BREAST SURGEON IN OC! Over 5,000 Breast Augmentations Performed! Mira Mist Technique JUST $2900! Minimally Invasive • Faster Recovery • NO HIDDEN COST (714) 544-8678 3140 Red Hill Ave #150, Costa Mesa OC BEAD & DESIGN SHOW! This show is for both makers and seekers of fine craft. It is open to the public -everyone welcome. Eliminate the middleman, buy direct from artisans and tradespeople who offer a diversity of products at excellent prices -including handcrafted jewelry, beads, gems, jewelry & craft supplies, art clothing, accessories and more. 275 artisan boutiques, galleries, and displays under one roof as well as 100 workshops offered daily. Hilton Costa Mesa / Orange County, 3050 Bristol St, Costa Mesa, CA, August 12-14, 10am to 6pm. www.beadanddesign.com

Hit The Spot Carpet Cleaning Steam Cleaning since 1989 Same Day Service No Hidden Costs 3 Rooms & Hall $59 Entire House $99 (stairs extra) Includes: Pre-Spotting, Pre-Conditioning, Deodorizing. Additional Services: Upholstery Cleaning, Pet Odor Removal, ScotchGuard, Tile & Grout Cleaning, Hardwood Floor Cleaning (888) 428-0090 Need Help Moving? Up to 3 Men and a Truck $69/Hour (2 hour minimum) Homes, Small Office Moves and Storage Units. Need Something Picked Up or Delivered?Appliances, Furniture and Pianos Fast & Reliable, Same-Day Service, 7 Days A Week (714) 858-9411 On Demand Movers

525 Legal Services BUSTED? Call the Law Offices of Spencer Seyb Getting your DUI & Criminal charges reduced & dropped is what we do everyday. Agressive. Affordable. Available 24/7. (714)975-9105

Employment EMPLOYMENT * ASTROLOGERS, PSYCHICS, TAROT READERS NEEDED! P/T F/T $12-$36 per hour. tambien en Espanol. 954-524-9029

Employment Computer Programmer (Yorba Linda, CA), Create, modify, and test the code, forms, and script that allow computer applications to run; Work from specifications drawn up by software developers or other individuals; May develop and write computer programs to store, locate, and retrieve specific documents, data, and information. 40hrs/wk. Bachelor’s in Computer Science or related Req’d. Resume to JS Alliance Corp. Attn. Jin Young Jang, 23231 E. La Palma Ave., Yorba Linda, CA 92887.

OCCC: FREE .5 Gram of Wax (FTP, not valid w/other offers) FREE GRAM (FTP, not valid w/other offers) | 8th's start at $15 | Grams start at $5 | Concentrates .5 G start at $10 | 10am-10pm Daily | 714.236. 5988 | 10361 Magnolia Ave. Ste. B, Anaheim CA Buddah Healing Center: FTP Free Gram & Lighter 714-376-0554 10am - 10pm Mon - Sat | 12921 Fern St., Ste K Garden Grove, Ca, 90680 Hand n Hand Patient Care: FTP 6 Gram 1/8th of PR/Top/Mid Shelf • Limit 1 • 2400 Pullman St., Suite B, Santa Ana 657.229.4464

DR. EVALUATIONS

Branding Director needed by Applied Medical Distribution Corporation, a medical device developer and manufacturer to formulate design concepts & presentations for diff media. Requires Bachelor's Deg. in Graphic Arts, Advertising, Comm, Marketing or related plus 5 yrs. experience. Job location: Rancho Santa Margarita. E-mail resume to Brandingdirector@appliedmedical.com

Releaf Wellness: Renewals ~ $25 | New Patients ~ $35 657.251.8032 | 1540 E. Edinger Ste. A, Santa Ana CA 92705 6833 Indiana Ave. Ste. #102, Riverside CA 92506 OC 420 Evaluations: New Patients - $29 | Renewals - $19 895 E. Yorba Linda Blvd. #204 Placentia 92870 - 714.328.3712 1490 E Lincoln Ave., Anaheim 92805 - 714.215.0190 4th St Medical: Renewals $29 | New Patients $34 with ad. 2112 E. 4th St., #111, Santa Ana | 714-599-7970 | 4thStreetMedical.com

Storage and Distribution Manager: Plan, coordinate storage & distribution activities. Req’d: 2 yrs of exp. in field. Mail Resume to: INPI, Inc., 6880 Orangethorpe Ave., #C, Buena Park, CA 90620 Attn: Pres.

Cali 420 Rx: PLEASE CALL FOR LATEST SPECIALS! Sundays Appointment only | 714-723-6769 | 2601 W Ball Road, unit 209, Anaheim CA 92804 | Hours: Monday - Saturday 10:00 AM - 6:00 PM

Application Developer: develop and modify application software. Req’d: BA/ BS in Comp. Engi., Info. and Comp. Engi., Comp. Sci., or related. Jobsite: Brea, CA. Mail Resume: NMSI, Inc. 3700 Wilshire Blvd., #330, Los Angeles, CA 90010

Club Meds: FTP: 5G 8th Carrying Honey Vape, Delta 9, Hubbies, Kiva Bars, and assorted glass. Discrete, professional delivery servicing all of OC! 714.337.1557 | 714.995.0420

Rentals 305 Roommates ROOMATES WANTED ALL AREAS ROOMMATES.COM. Lonely? Bored? Broke? Find the perfect roommate to complement your personality and lifestyle at Roommates.com!

DELIVERY

Rite Greens Delivery: OC's Most Trusted Cannabis Source 9AM10PM Daily | 714.418.4877 | ritegreensdelivery.com OCPC: 5 Gram 8th & FREE Goodie Bag (FTP) | All Wax $95 /8th 949.752.6272, 11am to 8pm Daily PURE & NATURAL THERAPY: JUST ADDED 3 NEW STRAINS! 7 GRAMS FOR $50 ON SELECT STRAINS | DELIVERING QUALITY PRODUCT TO LONG BEACH, H.B., SEAL BEACH AND SURROUNDING CITIES | 714.330.0513

| ocweekly.com |

Dinner and Drag Hosted by TV Celebrity SHANNEL Enter Access Code: ILoveOC For $5 OFF! www.DinnerandDrag.com

A to Z Home Repairs Electrical, Recessed Lighting, Plumbing Repairs, Painting, Bathrooms Family Owned License & Insurance (714) 898-8344

Hi-Times Wine Cellars VOTED BEST LIQUOR STORE IN OC! Retail wine cellar specializing in California, French and world wines, spirits, beers, cigars 250 Ogle St, Costa Mesa | (949) 650-8463

530 Misc. Services

05 -1 1 , 2 016

P O L I S H E D Skincare Your go-to for premium body waxing, custom airbrush spray tanning, and top of the line individual lash extensions! If you’re looking for impeccable service with the friendliest and funnest personalities, POLISHED skincare is where you need to be! 1815 Newport Blvd (Sola salons), Studio 22, Costa Mesa CA 92627 | 949.922.0166

BK Handyman Service Repair, Replace, Installation, Home Improvement Same Day or Next Day Job Done! Call Emilia (714) 884-5764 30 Years Experience Serving Orange County Skilled Tradesmen

530 Misc. Services

services

Au gus t

530 Misc. Services

services

From The Earth: We are the largest dispensary in Orange County! 3023 South Orange Avenue, Santa Ana, CA 92707 Tel (657) 44-GREEN (47336) | www.FTEOC.com

services

50% OFF Teeth Whitening or 10% OFF Invisalign Braces! Ginnie Chen Family Dentistry | 13420 Newport Ave., Ste L, Tustin 714.544.1391 www.ChenSmiles.com

RE-UP: FTP Specials Choose one: 3g's Private Reserve For $30 or 7g's Top Shelf for $458851 Garden Grove Blvd ste. 105 Garden Grove 92844 714-586-1565

services 530 Misc. Services

Behavioral Research Specialists, LLC is currently conducting studies in the Los Angeles area and is always looking for Volunteers. Some studies may provide compensation for travel and time. Sleep/ Diabetes/Pain/Psychiatry/ Depression//Schizophrenia/ Bipolar/Anxiety/ADHD (Adolescent)/Alzheimer’s If you or some you know would like to participate, contact BRS at (888) 255-5798

Gram Kings: DAILY DEALS | Discounts for Military, Veterans, Disabled | 10189 Westminster Ave. Suite #217, Garden Grove 714.209.8187 | Hours: Monday-Sunday 10am-10pm

Top Shelf Anaheim $35 CAP | FTP 4.5 G 8th or $10 OFF Concentrates | 3128 #B W. Lincoln Ave. Anaheim (714)385-7814

CALL 714.550.5900 810 Health

On Deck Buds: $35 CAP | 4.5G 8th or $10 OFF Concentrates 12371 Haster St. #203 Garden Grove | 714.468.4142

South Coast Safe Access: FTP: Buy an 1/8, Get a FREE 1/8 | 1900 Warner Ave Ste. A, Santa Ana 92705 | 949.474.7272 | MonSat 10am-8pm Sun 11am-7pm

Advertise with

health

Green Rush Collective: FTP: Donate 40.00 on anything in the shop and receive a free 1/8th of our selected strain! 714-5847231 12942 Galway St. #D Garden Grove

county

CONDITIONS: All advertisements are published upon the representation by the advertiser and/or agency that the agency and advertiser are authorized to publish the entire contents and subject matter thereof, that the contents are not unlawful, and do not infringe on the rights of any person or entity and that the agency and advertiser have obtained all necessary permission and releases. Upon the OC Weekly’s request, the agent or advertiser will produce all necessary permission and releases. In consideration of the publication of advertisements, the advertiser and agency will indemnify and save the OC Weekly harmless from and against any loss or expenses arising out of publication of such advertisements. The publisher reserves the right to revise, reject or omit without notice any advertisement at any time. The OC Weekly accepts no liability for it’s failure, for any cause, to insert an advertisement. Publication and placement of advertisements are not guaranteed. Liability for any error appearing in an advertisement is limited to the cost of the space actually occupied. No allowance, however, will be granted for an error that does not materially affect the value of an advertisement. To qualify for an adjustment, any error must be reported within 15 days of publication date. Credit for errors is limited to first insertion. Drawings, artwork and articles for reproduction are accepted only at the advertiser’s risk and should be clearly marked to facilitate their return. The OC Weekly reserves the right to revise its advertising rates at any time. Announcements of an increase shall be made four weeks in advance to contract advertisers. No verbal agreement altering the rates and/or the terms of this rate card shall be recognized.

STOREFRONT

| the

| contents

o classifieds

SAFE ACCESS DIRECTORY

1 ST LICENSED MEDICAL MARIJUANA DISPENSARY IN ORANGE COUNTY

SCSA

SOUTH COAST SAFE ACCESS

Largest Showroom & Biggest Selection in OC

FTP: Buy an 1/8, Get a FREE 1/8

25% VETERANS DISCOUNT 10% DISABILITY DISCOUNT All Products 10% SENIOR DISCOUNT Lab Tested

Now Hiring FULL/PART TIME 21 Years Union pay with and Over medical benefits

25% Veterans Discount

10% Disability Discount

EMAIL:

Info@southcoastsafeaccess.com

10% Senior Discount FTP 7 Gram 1/8th

1900 Warner Ave. Ste. A, Santa Ana 92705 (Conveniently Located Off the 55 Freeway) 949.474.7272 • Hours: Mon-Sat 10am-8pm Sun 11am-7pm