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Pastor John McTernan, the controversial Pennsylvania-based minister and “End Times” author, has blamed an unlikely “trinity” of culprits as responsible for the destructive storm winds and rains of Hurricane Sandy, which has buffeted the Mid-Atlantic and Northeast this week. “The holy God of Israel is systematically destroying America right before our eyes,” wrote McTernan, the founder of Defend and Proclaim the Faith Ministries. “The east was not affected by the drought, but now the most powerful hurricane on record is heading directly towards Philadelphia and New York City. It could do catastrophic damage to the entire northeast!” McTernan, a former Treasury Department agent, said that the weather system was divine punishment. “Hurricane Sandy may flood Washington, DC on election day! It is like the hurricane is a huge bucket of vomit in America’s face during the election,” he blogged. “What a sign from the holy God of Israel that American politics is an abomination to Him. A pro-homosexual Mormon along with a pro-abortion/homosexual, Muslim Brotherhood promoter, Hard Left Fascist [is] running for president,” wrote McTernan. “Both candidates are prohomosexual and behind the homosexual agenda. America is under political judgment and does not know it,” he added. This summer, McTernan blamed the approach of Hurricane Isaac—as well as 2005’s Hurricane Katrina—on the wickedness of gays. “The church, city SUNSHINE STATE
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with America’s sin is coming to an end.” In a second blog this week (“Hurricane Sandy and the Election”) McTernan further condemned Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney, whom he declared to be “a big time pro-homosexual supporter to the point he will keep open homosexuality in the military; he wants homosexuals in the Boy Scouts; and he wants more open homosexuals in the Republican Party.” POLITICAL DESK
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In an apparent reference to the 1991 Arab-Israeli Peace Conference, McTernan noted, “It appears that God gave America 21 years to repent of interfering with His prophetic plan for Israel; however, it has gotten worse under all the presidents and especially Obama. Obama is 100 percent behind the Muslim Brotherhood which has vowed to destroy Israel and take Jerusalem.”H TRAVEL
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PASSAGES: Richard Cimoch A Long-Time Activist Passes Longtime community and political activist Richard Cimoch died last week. Long involved in South Florida’s LGBT community, he served on the board and as co-chair of Pride South Florida, as a member of the Broward County Democratic Executive Committee, and as former Secretary of the Dolphin Democratic Club. A native of Philadelphia, Cimoch came to the warmer climes of South Florida, and ran a very successful decorating business. In addition to the aforementioned organizations, he served on the Human Rights Campaign, as well as the Pride Center at Equality Park. In the August 14 primary, Cimoch was an unsuccessful candidate for Democratic Committeeman for Precinct 004, an area that covers west Wilton Manors, from the North Andrews Avenue Bridge, to West Oakland Park Boulevard. Cimoch, who was born February 3, 1940, was a former Penn State Nittany Lion, and worked as a popular doorman at Dicey Riley’s bar in Fort Lauderdale. “Richard was a ubiquitous sight on 2nd Street,” said Cliff Dunn, Executive Editor of the Florida Agenda, who worked with Cimoch for three years. “We affectionately called him ‘Aunt Richard,’ and he was just like that, sort of a combination ‘Dutch Uncle’ and ‘Agony Aunt.’ He really made an impression on thousands of people in that downtown Arts and Entertainment District who have no idea what a great advocate for gay rights he was,” Dunn said. An early advocate of Hillary Clinton’s 2008 presidential run—“you did not want to speak ill of Hillary in his presence,” Dunn recalled—he became a strong supporter of President Obama, and was looking forward to working for his re-election in the final days. “I have always been proud of the connection with motivating people to get out and vote, and we will need turnout that’s higher than normal to ensure an Obama victory,” Cimoch told the Agenda this summer. “Florida is crucial to Obama’s victory, and as gay men and women, we have a lot to lose if he doesn’t win.”
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Franken Stumps in the Gayborhood WILTON MANORS – Organizing for America, the Obama campaign’s volunteer arm, welcomed U.S. Sen. Al Franken (D-MN) today at its Wilton Manors office (612 NE 26 St., Wilton Manors). Franken, the junior Senator from Minnesota, was in town to lend his support to the president’s re-election effort, and to encourage the work of the volunteers with Organizing for America, who then spent the rest of the morning canvassing neighborhoods and encouraging residents to take part in early voting.
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Most polls put Florida among the states likely to swing towards Republican Mitt Romney, but the statistical margin for error still places the Sunshine State in a veritable dead heat.
Tuesday’s Angels November Dinner to be Held at J. Mark’s FORT LAUDERDALE – Tuesday’s Angels will hold its November Dinner event at J. Mark’s Restaurant (1245 N Federal Hwy, Fort Lauderdale), with “doors opening” at 6:15 p.m., and dinner to be served at 7:15. The organization’s monthly meeting and a prize raffle will be integrated into the dinner. J. Mark’s will serve a three-course meal, including salad, choice of entrees, dessert, coffee, and a soft drink. The cost of $28 per person includes taxes and tip. Reservations must be made by Sunday November 4. Limited open seating will be available on a first come basis. The
recommended minimum donation for members and guests is $25 per person. For reservations, call (954) 524-3991. In the first six months of 2012, Tuesday’s Angels donated over $60,000, and helped nearly 300 individual clients with rent, utilities, eyeglasses, or medication, along with many other philanthropic activities in the community.
Hallandale to Support Tax Equity for City Employees with Domestic Partners HALLANDALE BEACH – On November 7, Hallandale Beach City Commissioner Alexander Lewy will sponsor a resolution to provide a Tax Equity Reimbursement to city employees who receive domestic partnership benefits. The resolution will make Hallandale Beach the first municipality in Florida to create a program aimed at creating tax equity among city employees. “After learning about this injustice earlier this year, I knew I could make a difference,” said Lewy, who was elected in 2010. “Providing a fair and equitable workplace is the American way. Everyone should be treated fairly and there is no reason to tax domestic partners differently,” he added. The City of Hallandale Beach provides health benefits to domestic partners, but the benefits are taxable under current federal tax laws, which translates to city employees enrolled in domestic partnerships paying more federal taxes than their colleagues with different-sex spouses. Under Lewy’s proposal, city employees who enroll their domestic partners under the city’s plan will be able to offset the impact of the additional tax. Lewy says the new program will cost the city no more than $5,000 annually.
RBC Announces Updated Schedule, Parking Info for Wicked Wilton WILTON MANORS – The Rainbow Business Coalition of Greater Fort Lauderdale (RBC) has announced an updated schedule for Wicked Wilton: 2012, which will take place this evening, along Wilton
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Drive, its side streets, and many of the venues which line it. Wilton Drive will be closed between Northeast 21 Court and Five Points from 3 p.m. to 3 a.m., in order to accommodate the street party, which kicks off at 6 p.m. and runs until Midnight on the street and in the area businesses. After Midnight, organizers say the party will continue in the local bars and nightclubs, many which have extended their closing times until 3 a.m. “It’s looking to be a spectacular event,” said Reece Darham, outgoing Co-Chair of RBC. “We look forward to a fantastic Halloween party. It promises to be the largest Halloween Event in South Florida.” Organizers say that extra parking has been arranged at various locations around Wilton Manors, and a flat fee of $10 allows parking for the duration of the event. The lots include Hagen Park/City Hall, Richardson Park, the City Works lot on North Dixie
ON THE DRIVE Highway, and the Pride Center at Equality Park. The revised schedule of events for Wicked Wilton 2012-Fairy Tales: • 6:00 - Alibi Pet Contest (2266 Wilton Dr.) • 8:30 - Rosie’s Bar and Grill (2449 Wilton Dr.) • 8:45 – Wilton’s Bier Garden (2245 Wilton Dr.) • 9:00 - Alibi (2266 Wilton Dr.) • 9:45 - New Moon (2440 Wilton Dr.) • 10:15 - Matty’s on the Drive (2426 Wilton Dr.) • 10:45 - Village Pub (2283 Wilton Dr.) • 11:15 - Bill’s Filling Station (2209 Wilton Dr.) • 11:45 - The Manor (2345 Wilton Dr.) • 12:30 - Boom (2232 Wilton Dr.) For more information, visit wickedwilton.com, facebook.com/ wickedwilton, and on Twitter @ wickedwilton. H
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Hearing This Week for Official Who Scammed Florida Same-Sex Partners GRUNDY CENTER, IA — The initial court appearance was rescheduled for this week in the case of a rural official charged with falsifying information on the marriage license of two gay Florida men. Brigitte Van Nice is charged with two counts of forgery and one count of perjury. Investigators say that Van Nice, a Deputy Clerk with the Grundy County District Court, accepted $150 from the two men, who wished to take advantage of the state’s marriage equality statute, but didn’t want to travel to Iowa for the nuptials as state law requires. On the documents, Van Nice claimed that she officiated at a February 14, 2012 ceremony for the men in Waterloo, Ia., and forged the signatures of Joseph Parker and Joab Penney of Williston (Fla.). The clerk’s actions came to light when Penney contacted an attorney about obtaining a divorce.
Hate Crimes Charges to be Filed after Kentucky Acquittal LEXINGTON, KY - The U.S. Justice Department Civil Rights Division will file hate crimes charges in a case that ended with not-guilty verdicts for two Kentucky men accused in an assault on a gay man. Last week, a federal jury acquitted Anthony Ray Jenkins and David Jason Jenkins in the April 2011 attack on 29-year-old Kevin Pennington. The men, who are cousins, were convicted of kidnapping charges in that case. The trial was the first under 2009 federal hate crimes law revisions that include assaults motivated by sexual orientation. In April, Alexis Leeann Jenkins, 19—Anthony Jenkins’ wife—and Mable Ashley Jenkins, 19—the men’s cousin—pleaded guilty to kidnapping and aiding others in causing bodily injury to the victim because of his sexual orientation.
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of the United States to Mitt Romney. In a statement, the Log Cabin Republicans (LCR) said that its support for the former Massachusetts governor reflects BALTIMORE, MD – New York the “gravity of the economic and Mayor Michael Bloomberg was in national security issues currently Baltimore on Friday, campaigning at stake.” for passage of Maryland ballot LCR Executive Director R. Question 6, the statewide initiative Clarke Cooper said that Romney’s that asks voters to uphold or reject support for the Defense of the same-sex marriage law approved Marriage Act and his endorsement of a proposed Constitutional this year by legislators. Appearing with Baltimore Mayor amendment to forbid marriage Stephanie Rawlings-Blake (D) and equality doesn’t disqualify the Maryland Gov. Martin O’Malley Republican nominee from the (D), Bloomberg—an Independent group’s support. serving an unprecedented third term “There’s no appetite to pass or as mayor of America’s most populous even consider that amendment,” city—said, “When two people commit their lives to each other, Cooper said, calling Romney’s government has no right standing in support for the proposed Federal Marriage Amendment “an empty their way.” promise made to a vocal but shrinking constituency.” In a statement, the Romney campaign said that the GOP nominee is “pleased to have the support of the Log Cabin Republicans, and looks forward to working together for the future of our country.” Critics say that the endorsement is an affront to LGBT rights, and fails to take into account both Romney’s history on gay rights, and the LCR’s own record. U.S. Rep. Barney Frank (D-MA), the most senior openly-gay elected Mayor Michael Bloomberg official in America, called the endorsement “a concession by the Bloomberg, 70—the 10th richest Log Cabin Republicans.” Frank man in America according to told radio station WBUR (Boston) Forbes—personally donated $250,000 that the LCRs have always this month to help secure passage of argued that, “voting the way they Question 6. In an opinion piece in recommended was a good way to The Baltimore Sun that was penned advance LGBT rights. They are with O’Malley, Bloomberg wrote, now, in effect, conceding that’s not describing passage of same-sex true.” marriage in New York State, “Nothing In 1994, during his campaign has changed, except now thousands for the U.S. Senate, Romney told of committed couples, parents and the LCRs that he would support their children can enjoy the same LGBT rights better than the equal protection under the law.” incumbent, the late Sen. Ted Kennedy. But the LCRs have since Log Cabin repeatedly accused Romney of Republicans Endorse “flip-flopping” in his support for civil unions and domestic partner Mitt Romney benefits. And after he promised, for President as Massachusetts governor, not to lead the charge against a ruling WASHINGTON, DC – Last that legalized marriage equality, week, the nation’s largest gay Romney wrote a Wall Street Journal conservative organization gave piece that called the decision their endorsement for President “deeply mistaken.”
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Gay Republican Claims Assault Was Motivated by Politics MADISON, WI – A gay Republican who was assaulted last week says the attack was motivated by his personal politics. Kyle Wood, 29, claims that on October 24, he responded to a knock on his front door. He told conservative Website the Daily Caller, “I opened it, and a guy wrapped a ligature around my neck, slammed my head into the doorway, and smashed my face into a mirror, telling me ‘You should have kept your [f*******] mouth shut.’” He claims to have then been beaten. The alleged victim, Wood, is a volunteer for the congressional campaign of Republican candidate Chad Lee. Lee, who is straight, is running for the open House seat being vacated by U.S. Rep. Tammy Baldwin, an openly-gay Democrat who is running for U.S. Senate. Like Baldwin, Marc Pocan, Lee’s Democratic opponent, is openly gay. According to the Madison Police Department, “investigators believe this was not a random crime.” Wood also claims that his car was vandalized last week, having graffiti painted on the side that “included the phrases ‘housetrained Republican faggot,’ ‘traitor,’ and ‘ur like a jew 4 hitler [sic].’” Wood says that he has posted on Facebook, “I will not be bullied into voting for a gay man simply because I am gay.” Gay conservative activist Jimmy LaSalvia, the founder of GOProud, told the Daily Caller that Wood’s assault is an example of “hate and vitriol directed towards a gay conservative from gay liberals.”H
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thought that it was appropriate in these final days before the 2012 presidential election that I happened upon an ancient episode of “Law & Order” (the original “Mother Ship” franchise that birthed much excellent television over the past two decades-and-change) in which a young African-American prosecutor grapples with the idea of whether he is “a black lawyer, or a lawyer who’s black.” In the end—despite an original conviction that he belonged to the latter group—he comes to realize that his race plays an integral part of who he is—both personally as a black man, and professionally as a lawyer—and is, in fact, the primary reason for his practicing law. That’s TV. The reality for LGBT Americans as we decide for whom to cast our vote in this year’s race for the Highest Office in the Solar System is that some of us have not made the decision whether they are, in fact as well as name, gay men and women who are Americans, or American men and women who are gay. Let me be clear: I don’t think that it’s a choice every gay man and woman must make, but I think that the distinction deserves defining, because it has many ramifications for future generations of LGBT Americans and their children. I lived most of my personal and professional life in a “glass closet,” working in the main in “heterodominant” business cultures which were in most cases led by progressivethinking management. As I went from my 20s into my 30s, “broad-thinking” employers no doubt asked themselves why I never brought a girlfriend (or any woman, for that matter) to company functions, and even on occasion brought as my ‘plus-one’ various male friends. These bosses, men and women of goodwill—including one very religious Mormon—got to know and like me, and eventually “caught onto things,” by which time they could care less with whom I was sleeping. When it comes to something as
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serious as politics, I make a serious effort to shut out the cognitive dissonance that comes crashing down upon our heads every four years during the Silly Season. It aggravates me no end that there are scoundrels peddling non-starters like the myths of Obama’s foreign birth and Muslim faith (which even an avowed traditionalist like Fox’s Bill O’Reilly has done a statesmanlike job of dispelling, despite the best and meanest efforts of Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Michael Savage, and others of that ignominious and unflinchingly un-American-acting ilk).
There were others on the far right fringe that remain suspicious of Mitt Romney’s Mormon faith, much as John Kennedy (and Al Smith in an earlier generation) had to contend with hyperbole directed against Roman Catholicism. When Franklin Roosevelt was asked if were a Communist, he said, “I am a Christian, an American, and a Democrat, in that order.” Don’t misunderstand. In a free society, it’s perfectly okay to not like Obama, or any elected official. But do it for honest reasons. Despite the propaganda of semi-literate types whose out-of-date vocabulary still includes the word “Socialist,” the fact remains that, if you use the public
roads, or have ever benefited from service at a public hospital, then you are a practicing “Socialist.” (Feel better— or worse?) We have seen the ‘enemy,’ and he is us. With that in my mind, I ask myself how does the election of Obama or Romney benefit me—personally—as an American, and yes, a gay man, but also how will the election of one over the other benefit future generations of Americans—gay and otherwise—and their kids. If both Romney and Obama are “Socialists,” and since I know that a U.S. President isn’t a Fortune 500 CEO (which Romney well understands), then I am left with deciding based upon what I and my countrymen stand most to gain, and through whom. Based on those criteria, I think the choice is a clear one. LGBT Americans, regardless of political persuasion or stripe, have a place at the Obama table. From his refusal to uphold DOMA in court disputes to his final end of DADT, as well as his promise to sign the Employment Non-Discrimination Act (ENDA), which will end workplace discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation and gender identity (and guess which major party is holding that one up?). Romney opposes marriage equality, and supports the proposed Federal Marriage Amendment, which would enshrine bigotry—once again—in our most cherished document (the one that’s meant to uphold our freedoms). Tellingly, even the Log Cabin Republicans’ tepid endorsement last week of the GOP nominee included the disclaimer—or was it an escape hatch?—that “If LGBT issues are a voter’s highest or only priority, then Governor Romney may not be that voter’s choice.” Romney’s one notable outreach to LGBT America was his hiring this Spring of Richard Grenell, the openly gay foreign policy spokesman who Editor’s Desk, continued on Page 30
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FORWARD, OR BACKWARD: CHOICE FOR PRESIDENT IS CLEAR By MARC PAIGE
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n just days, this seemingly endless election will be over. In swing state Florida, we can’t turn on the TV, listen to the radio, or drive on our roads without being inundated with campaign propaganda. Nevertheless, barring any “hanging chad” disasters, we will know the name of our next president by early Wednesday morning. On LGBT rights, the difference between the presidential candidates has never been starker. In President Obama, we have an incumbent who is the most pro-gay president ever; in Gov. Romney, the most ideologically anti-gay nominee of a major party in U.S. history (even George W. Bush supported civil unions for same-sex couples). Everyone concerned about gay rights is closely watching this election, including those who want to turn back the clock on LGBT equality. Tony Perkins, President of the Family Research Council and the author of the exceptionally-vicious anti-gay language in this year’s Republican Party platform, tells Christians who supported Obama in 2008 they should be “repenting” by voting for Romney in 2012. An October 26 email from Focus On the Family warns that the conservative edge on the Supreme Court could be lost if Obama wins: “That means future cases concerning the protection of innocent human life, the definition of marriage, and our religious freedom all hang in the balance right now.” On its Website, the president of the anti-gay National Organization for Marriage (NOM), Brian Brown, blogged that the election is a referendum on marriage equality: “Americans will choose between Mitt Romney, a pro-marriage candidate for President who will defend the Defense of Marriage Act...or the openly pro-gay marriage incumbent Barack Obama...who will have the power to position a fifth vote on the Supreme Court to invent a right to gay marriage and insert it in our founding document.” Candidate Romney signed on early to NOM’s presidential pledge. As President, Romney promises to: Support a Constitutional amendment defining marriage as the union of one man and one woman; nominate judges and appoint an Attorney General committed to rejecting gay marriage; defend DOMA; establish a religious liberty commission to investigate reports of marriage equality advocates harassing and threatening Christian conservatives; and push legislation allowing District of Columbia voters to end marriage equality. The LGBT community has come too far for Brian Brown, Maggie Gallagher, Tony Perkins, and all those voices of hate and division to win on November 6. Under Obama, our nation is moving forward on LGBT equality, and on so many other issues vital to the health of our nation. The economy is improving, though as Bill Clinton put it, “no president could have repaired the damage [after Bush] in just four years.” Colin Powell cites President Obama’s responsible stewardship of domestic and foreign affairs in earning his endorsement, while calling Romney’s foreign policy “a moving target”—an assessment that could be applied to many of the Governor’s positions. But on the issue of LGBT equality, Romney’s positions are consistent, and bad, and a grateful right wing is energized. We must spoil their retrograde plans. Vote to give President Obama the second term he has earned, and our nation needs. Marc Paige is a writer and HIV/AIDS prevention educator. H
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LGBT AMERICANS HAVE MANY REASONS TO VOTE ROMNEY By NICK STONE Gay men and women have plenty of reasons to vote for Mitt Romney. But to make an honest choice, LGBT voters deserve to have the facts rather than the myths and exaggerations about Romney. First, Mitt Romney is the most pro-gay Republican presidential candidate in history. Both parties have come a long way in embracing gay equality and there’s no doubt that more progress must be made. But Romney’s stance on gay rights echoes Candidate Obama’s stances—until his recent “evolution” several months ago. If gays could stand happily before with President Clinton and Obama more recently, what’s so scary about Romney now? Gay voters who want serious bipartisan support for equality cannot tune out good Republicans like Mitt Romney. Political support is a two-way street. As I have stated before, President Obama’s positions are hollow. His progress on gay issues is only due to a bipartisan will to move forward, or at least to move on. Single-issue LGBT voters are being taken for a ride on the “U.S.S. Barack,” but it is a sinking ship. And big-picture, President Obama’s anti-coattails will sweep in a Republican House, and Senate to boot. Fortunately, Romney is the most pro-gay Republican presidential nominee—in record, if not always in rhetoric—that America has ever seen. There is no need for gays to fret the coming change in the White House. In addition to rights, gay voters need a prosperous country with economic growth for all. That’s what Mitt Romney will bring us. A known turnaround agent, Romney will be the pinch-hitter that America so desperately needs after four years of economic malaise and explosive deficits. Mitt has a proven history of inclusion and coalition-building to get the job done. Do you know what he doesn’t have a history of? Anti-gay discrimination. With Mitt Romney in the White House, gays will have access to newly created jobs. They will be able to serve in a strengthened military. They will sleep better at night in a safer world. And when the time comes to pay the bill, they will have an easier burden because Mitt will also slash deficit spending. With President Romney, Americans from all walks of life will be measurably better off than they are now. That’s change we can believe in. Nick Stone is Vice President of the Broward County Young Republicans, the former Vice President of Sunshine Republicans GOProud and campaign manager for Scott R. Herman for State Representative, District 94. H
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CARE RESOURCE DADE HIV Testing, case management 3510 Biscayne Blvd., Miami (305) 576-1234 Ext.287
LATINOS SALUD Free HIV rapid testing, Free one-on-one counseling and life coaching for gay Latinos. Free peer networking dinners and leadership training for gay Latinos 25 to 44. Free clubhouse for Latinos 18 to 30, planning alternative social events 2330 Wilton Dr., Wilton Manors (954) 765-6239 and (954) 533-8681 latinossalud.org facebook.com/juntoslatinossalud facebook.com/somoslatinossalud
COVENANT HOUSE Emergency/temporary shelter & crisis intervention 733 Breakers Ave., Ft. Lauderdale (954) 561-5559 DRAG IT OUT, INC. Drag it OUT’s mision is to provide a safe space for the LGBTQ community and their supporters who are interested in exploring gender identity, self-expression and community activism by way of educational workshops, social opportunities and artistic projects. Learn how to get involved at
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OUT OF THE CLOSET HIV Testing, referrals 2097 Wilton Dr., Wilton Manors (954) 358-5580 POVERELLO HIV Testing, Free meals 2302 NE 7th Ave, Wilton Manors (954) 561-3663 PRIDE INSTITUTE OF FORT LAUDERDALE Gay/Lesbian/Bisex/Trans; Mental Health Services; Substance Abuse Detox; Substance Abuse Inpatient (954) 463-4321, 954-453-8679 (800) 585-7527 RED HISPANA HIV Testing, Hispanic support groups, emergency relief fund assistance, pre-case management 1350 East Sunrise Blvd., Suite 129, Ft. Lauderdale (954) 462-8889 SOUTH FLORIDA GENDER COALITION Support groups for Cross-dressers, trans-sexuals and significant others; Age 18 and older. 3233 NW 34th Ct., Ft. Lauderdale (954) 578-9454, 954-677-2587
SPECTRUM PROGRAMS Case Management, Marriage & Family therapy, Outpatient Counseling, Psychiatric Services, Substance Abuse Residential Treatment 450 E Atlantic Blvd., Pompano Beach (954) 580-0770 (954) 781-4405 SUNSERVE Counseling, mental health intake and referral, Noble McArtor Senior Day Care Center, youth and family services 1480 SW 9th Ave., Ft. Lauderdale (954) 764-5150, (954) 764-5055, (954) 764-5055, (954) 549-0263 TEEN SPACE 211 Tough teen issues, bullying, counseling 3217 NW 10th Terr., Suite 308, Ft. Lauderdale THE COMMUNITY Anger management, counseling Self pay/Sliding Scale $25-$85 16 NE 4th St., Suite 130, Ft. Lauderdale (954) 533-9819 THE EAST HEALTH CENTER HIV/STD’s Testing, screening and treatment, Immigration medical examination 2421 SW 6th Ave., Ft. Lauderdale (954) 298-1749 (954) 467-4705 THE PRIDE CENTER AT EQUALITY PARK HIV Testing, support groups, elderly, youth resources, transgender resources, bereavement 2040 N Dixie Hwy, Wilton Manors, FL 33305 (954) 463-9005 THE WELLNESS CENTER Support groups, Lipoatrophy (Facial Wasting) 2921 NE 6th Ave., Wilton Manors (954) 568-0152
COMMUNITY SERVICES PROFILE:
A MAN OF THE “PRIDE:” MARK GORDON By CLIFF DUNN & DALE MADISON The Pride Center recently honored a number of community leaders and activists for their ongoing commitment and contribution to the good and welfare of the LGBT community. One of them is Mark Gordon, a benefactor to the community in every sense. Gordon moved to South Florida from Washington, DC in October 2009. “I started at the old Pride Center when I first moved to Fort Lauderdale. In DC, we have a great LGBT community but there was nothing like this. I was so impressed with the fact that there was a community center locally that was like this,” he recalls. “I joined the Pride Center, and on Sundays I would play Bridge,” he adds. It was—to use a Golden Age of Hollywood axiom— the start of a beautiful friendship,
one which would benefit future clients of the Pride Center, and others who might not even know the extent of his help or generosity. “I have always believed in giving back,” Gordon explains, “and while I couldn’t make a huge donation to the [Pride Center] Capital Campaign, it did mean a great deal to me that I would be able to contribute,” he says, with sincerity and understatement. “It is so important for the upcoming generations to have a place to go, especially the younger LGBT community,” says Gordon, who has also seen the good works of other groups that are working
towards that good and welfare. “I am also impressed with Equality Florida, and the work that they do.” Gordon says that Greater Fort Lauderdale and Wilton Manors’ thriving LGBT community needs a thriving community center to support it, nurture it, and help foster leadership, fellowship, and a sense of belonging. “I am very happy to be here in this Mark Gordon setting. If we don’t support an organization like the Pride Center, what will happen
to it?” he asks. On September 30, the Pride Center held an invitation-only brunch, to say “Thank You” to the board of directors and community patrons of the agency. Boo praised Gordon and the other benefactors of the Capital Campaign, noting that if not for their generous contributions, “so much of the service we provide would have to be curtailed.” For more information about the House that Gordon and other community leaders have built, as well as its many community services, visit pridecenterflorida.org.H If your non-profit organization is not listed in the Agenda Non-Profit Services Directory, please send your information to Dale Madison at dalemadison@guymag.net.
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www.AlLamberti.org NOVEMBER 6th, 2012 4 Created the first Hate Crimes/AntiBias Task Force within the Broward Sheriff’s Office 4 In 2010, was the driving force behind HB 11 which added the Homeless in the states Hate Crime Statute. According to the NCFTH, 20% of Homeless Youth are LGBTQ. 4 Will continue to be a strong leader by enacting anti-bullying initiatives within schools and was the only Sheriff in the Country to help fund and produce the film, Bullied-A Student/School. Over 85,000 copies of Bullied have been distributed among schools and educators nationwide free of charge.
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VIEW FROM FOUR STATES: By JOE HARRIS
ObamaCare On Tuesday, four states—including Florida—will take up the conservative fight against ObamaCare with ballot measures that ask voters to block the law requiring Americans to have health insurance. In addition to the Sunshine State, Alabama, Montana, and Wyoming could join the 16 states that have already passed similar statutes that say they will not enforce ObamaCare’s “individual mandate.” According to the Congressional Research Service, these state-level efforts to neuter the mandate will have no lasting impact, since federal law trumps state law, and particularly in light of the U.S. Supreme Court ruling on June 28 that largely upheld the law.
Marriage Equality Four states—Maryland, Maine, Minnesota, and Washington—have ballot measures on Tuesday that ask voters whether to approve (or disapprove) marriage equality. In both Maryland and Washington state, lawmakers have already passed measures that legalize same-sex marriage, but the final approval has been left to state voters. In Maryland, voters are evenly split for and against. For the second time in four years, Maine voters—who have already overturned similar legislation once, in 2009—will decide upon the question
of marriage equality. In Minnesota, a ballot measure asks, “Shall the Minnesota Constitution be amended to provide that only a union of one man and one woman shall be valid or recognized as a marriage in Minnesota?” Supporters of the question—who oppose gay marriage—hope voters will respond in the affirmative. Marriage equality backers—who oppose the question—have lined up former Vice President Walter Mondale (D-MN), Minnesota-based Fortune 500 corporation General Mills, Thomson Reuters, Target, and U.S. Sen. Al Franken (D-MN) to
come out swinging against it. Washington state’s Referendum 74 would repeal a marriage equality law signed in February by Gov. Christine Gregoire (D). The law as written “allows same-sex couples to marry, applies marriage laws without regard to gender, and specifies that laws using gender-specific terms like husband and wife include same-sex spouses.” It also says that “After 2014, existing domestic partnerships are converted to marriages, except for seniors. It preserves the right of clergy or religious organizations to refuse to perform or recognize any marriage or accommodate wedding
ceremonies. The bill does not affect licensing of religious organizations providing adoption, foster-care, or child placement.” Major supporters of Washington state marriage equality include Amazon.com, Google, Microsoft, Nike, and Starbucks. If past performance is any guarantee of future results, things may be bleak: In 32 attempts to pass marriage equality legislation by voter referendum, the effort has never succeeded. But supporters are encouraged that younger voters are more favorably inclined towards the issue. H
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he cooler weather has finally arrived, and with Wicked Wilton: 2012, we can actually mark the “environmental”— if not the actual—start of autumn. There’s lots to do between now and Thanksgiving, and we give you a “taste” of it inside, OUT in Florida. As the weather gets colder, a guy needs all the help he can get to stay warm. There’s a reason the autumn breezes are known as “snuggle weather,” and Manley Guy, from our sister publication GUY Magazine, has can’t-miss tips on the ancient and rewarding art of kissing, in a special Guide on the subject to which you’ll want to set eyes (and maybe smackers). South Florida is known for its abundance of seafood and seafood restaurants. House foodie Richard David Chamberlain spent some time recently at Ocean 101, within striking distance of the waves in Lauderdale-bythe-Sea, and he shares all the delicious details, inside Dining. This week, all eyes (but especially four of them, those belonging to Mitt Romney, who wants to live there, and Barack Obama, who wants to pick up another four-year option on his lease) will be cast upon our nation’s capital. Globetrotter Robert Elias Deaton knows the ins and outs of the District (including some secret spots frequented by the nation’s closeted elites), and he takes us to DC By Night, in a brand new Travel column. In addition, Chef Jean Doherty shares a delicious Recipe, Andy “The Core” Kress, offers up some sound Nutrition advice, and there’s much more. Remember: November. CD
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here are those who would argue that Washington, DC has some of the best international restaurants in the world. And given the number of international power brokers who call “The District” home, we have
to agree. The Dupont Circle gayborhood boasts two of our favorites—both can’t-miss experiences for completely different reasons. Komi (1509 17th St. NW between P & Q Streets NW) offers up a prix fixe food tasting at $135
Town Danceboutique
The fountain at the center of Dupont Circle
per. The owner-chef here is cute-as-a-button Johnny Monis who offers up a constantly varied palate of orgasmically delicious mezzethakia—small plates that run through Monis’ Greek roots in an assortment that would be equally at home in an Aegean trattoria. Reservations are a must (202-3329200), and have to be made at least a month in advance, regardless of how important you think you are. A popular gay hangout for decades, Annie’s Paramount Steakhouse (1609 17th St. NW between R & Q Streets NW) has been in business since God called for resting on the seventh day. Annie’s is a venerable institution where the good food takes a back seat to the wash of famous customers, most of whom have gay underpinnings. Easily our favorite item on the menu is Annie’s Famous “Bull in the Pan” ($15.95). It’s tenderloin tips of beef, marinated in herbs and spices and served sizzling hot. A double order is called a “Double Bull” and runs $24.95. Yes, they’re that good. One of the most famous bars in the city is right
down the street. JR’s Bar & Grill (1519 17th St. NW between P & Q Streets) where the crowd starts buzzing around 6 p.m. and doesn’t quit until well after 1 a.m. Word of caution: the cutest guys in the place typically end up being Republicans, so prepare to deal with all that entails or just keep moving. Two blocks away from Nationals’ Stadium (home of the Major League East Champions) look for Ziegfeld’s/Secrets (1824 Half St. SW). This is DC’s headquarters for drag shows—the Ziegfeld part; and for nude male strippers—the Secrets section. There’s a $5 cover charge before 10:30 p.m., and a $10 cover charge afterward. This two-level entertainment emporium has been called “the Smithsonian of penises,” or at least the Secrets floor has. For the leather/bear crowd, the DC Eagle (639 New York Ave. NW between 6th and 7th Streets NW) gives a pretty good impression of its old self when sex was to be had in the distant corners of the dimly-lit upper floors. Like many leather bars, the Eagle is located in a dicey neighborhood a stone’s throw from the
Convention Center. The bar is celebrating its 41st anniversary November 16, beginning at 12 a.m. and continuing through the weekend. The District’s largest club is Town Danceboutique (2009 8th St. NW at U St. NW), which packs dancers body to body on Friday and Komi Saturday nights. Doors open at 10 p.m. to the public, though on Friday nights beginning at 6 p.m., the DC Bear Crue hosts Bear Happy Hour until 11 p.m. There’s no cover until 9:30. After 11 p.m. on Fridays, expect to pay $10. Add an extra $2 on Saturday. With multiple levels, drag shows, a cabaret lounge, and high energy, it’s worth every penny. Smokers are asked to step outside before infiltrating their lungs, allowing everyone else to breathe easily. It’s the way things are done in our nation’s capital. H
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101 Ocean Good Food in Need of a Theme
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here is a wonderful restaurant located at 101 Commercial Blvd. in Lauderdale-By-The-Sea, logically dubbed 101 Ocean, since the Atlantic is only 50 yards from its front door. Or it would be, if the restaurant had a real front door. Instead, it has a bar that straddles the corner of Commercial Blvd. and El Mar Drive, a six block corridor that runs adjacent to the sand and butts heads with the Lauderdale-ByThe-Sea fishing pier. With plenty of alfresco outdoor seating along the sidewalk, even those who select to remain undercover become one with the elements, since walls made of air provide
little in the way of theme. On one interior wall, there’s a silently running television set behind a waterfall, and a fish tank that showcases tropical color—both at odds with setting a mood. Flat screens over the openair lounge suggest a sports bar, while the inside tables strive for something more intimate, if open-air intimacy is possible. Where 101 Ocean 101 Ocean’s Pan excels is in its food, Roasted Salmon prepared under is perfectly tasty and juicy the skilled hand of executive chef Chris Magielnicki. His Pan Roasted Salmon ($23) is a perfectly turned serving of fish with a delightful side order of orzo, accented with pine nuts and toasted parmesan along with garlic-studded green beans. It is a triumph of delicate flavors. Heartier appetites will find their mark with the Osso Buco ($23). Traditionally made with veal, the 101 Ocean version substitutes pork shank, with the dense bone adding an extraordinary flavor to the caramelized juices.
You’ll forget that this is basically pork pot roast when you’re savoring the taste combined with Yukon gold mashed potatoes. The fiery spice of chilies adds a zest to the marinara in the house specialty Shrimp Fra Diavolo. A heaping bowl of al dente angel hair pasta is topped with sautéed shrimp and basil in this part-Italian, allpiquant dish that is bargainpriced at $19. Try it once and you’ll definitely order this star again. Those watching their weight should find comfort in the Goat Cheese & Beet Salad ($14), which is a colorful blend of creamy goat cheese and thickly sliced yellow beets, mixed baby greens, plus sweet and spicy pecans, all tossed in a delicious lemon-thyme vinaigrette that will fill you up without filling you out. Less dietetic but who can resist: the Warm Tenderloin Salad ($16) matches sautéed sliced tenderloin and red onions, with mesclun greens, candied walnuts, gorgonzola, and housemade balsamic vinaigrette.
Attorney Chris Mancini, who knows all things legal, swears by the grilled Fresh Mahi Sandwich ($14), served with an oh-so-spicy rémoulade with wilted spinach on a warm brioche bun. There isn’t a better sandwich on the menu, though the competition is steep with steak, crab cake, Kobe burger, and grilled chicken trying for honors. All of which brings us back to the theme. This mix of all things delicious also adds a raw bar—presenting peel-and-eat shrimp, middleneck clams, blue point oysters, and Prince Edward Island mussels. Then there’s the pizza and the flatbreads. And lest we forget, an assortment of appetizers of which our favorite is the Fried Calamari ($13) with a perfectly sweet Thai chili sauce. There’s great frozen margaritas ($8) at the full bar courtesy of Miss Vicky. And don’t forget to tell her Florida Agenda sent you.H
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howder refers to a wide variety of thickened stews, often milk- or cream-based, made with seafood and vegetables. The most well-known are New England clam chowder, which is made with clams and cream or milk, and Manhattan clam chowder, which substitutes tomatoes for the milk/cream. Other common variations include corn chowder, fish chowder, and potato chowder. The word “chowder” comes from the French name for the cooking pot in which it is made: Chaudière (which is also the basis for the word “cauldron”). “Chowda” (as they say in New England) came from Newfoundland, where the fishermen (Bretons from French Brittany) would throw portions of the day’s catch and other available foods into a large pot. These fishermen may have introduced the word (and perhaps the fish soup itself, probably bouillabaisse). Another possible origin for the word is derived from the Old English “jowter,” which means fishmonger. This is my version, but as always you are the chef so feel free to add to it, or spice it up as you wish.
Ingredients • 2 medium onions, chopped • 2 or 3 diced peeled potatoes • 4 cups of water • 1 glass of white wine • 1 cup of fish bouillon • ½ cup of flour • 1 lb of bay or sea scallops, quartered • 1 lb of crab or mussels or baby squid (what
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the heck: throw ’em all in) 1 lb of uncooked medium shrimp, peeled and deveined 1 lb of cod or tilapia, cut into pieces ½ cup of butter, melted Fresh thyme ½ pint of milk ½ pint of cream
In the microwave, pre-cook the diced potatoes in a bowl, using a little water. In a large saucepan or stockpot, sauté the onions in butter until tender. Sprinkle with the flour and whisk, while adding the wine, and then add water, fish bouillon, milk, and cream. Add the spuds, and bring to a boil. Add the scallops, shrimp, and all the other seafood you want to use. Cook for 10 minutes or until the scallops are opaque, the shrimp turn pink, and the fish flakes off easily with a fork. Add salt and thyme, and garnish with parsley and crushed pepper.H Although born in Dublin, Ireland, Chef Jean Doherty spent most of her life in Lyon, France, the gastronomical capital of the world. Together with Vero, her partner of 25 years, Jean has owned and run multiple restaurants including Fort Lauderdale’s Le Patio.
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Know Your Amendments, Florida It is important to understand the language as well as the intent of each of the 11 amendments on the Florida ballot. You should note that there is NO Amendment 7 on the Florida ballot. Each of the Amendments was placed on the ballot by the State of Florida Legislature, and each must be approved by 60 percent of the votes cast to be adopted.
Amendment 1 (HEALTH CARE SERVICES) Proposes to preserve the freedom of Florida residents to provide for their own health care by: 1) ensuring that any person, employer, or health care provider is not compelled to participate in any health care system; 2) authorizing a person or employer to pay directly, without using a third party, such as an insurer or employer, for health care services without incurring penalties or fines; and 3) authorizing a health care provider to accept direct payment for health care services without incurring penalties or fines.
Amendment 2 (VETERANS DISABLED DUE TO COMBAT INJURY; HOMESTEAD PROPERTY TAX DISCOUNT) Proposes to expand the availability of the property tax discount on the homesteads of veterans who became disabled as the result of a combat injury to include those who were not Florida residents when they entered the military. The statewide impact would be reductions in school tax revenues of $1.1 million in fiscal year 2013-14, $2.3 million in fiscal year 2014-15, and $3.6 million in fiscal year 2015-16, and reductions in local government nonschool tax revenues of $1.3 million in fiscal year 2013-14, $2.6 million in fiscal year 2014-15, and $4.0 million in fiscal year 2015-16, assuming current millage rates.
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Amendment 3 (STATE GOVERNMENT REVENUE LIMITATION) Proposes to replace existing state government revenue limits based on personal income growth with new limits based on inflations and population changes. Increases must be approved by a supermajority in each house of the Legislature or be submitted to the voters.
Amendment 4 (PROPERTY TAX LIMITATIONS; PROPERTY VALUE DECLINE; REDUCTION FOR NON-HOMESTEAD ASSESSMENT INCREASES; DELAY OF SCHEDULED REPEAL) Proposes three changes: 1) Nonhomestead assessment limitation would will have a negative impact on non-school property taxes estimated to be $118.1 million in FY 2013-14, growing to $406.5 million by FY 2015; 2) Prohibition of increases in assessed value where market value has declined would have a negative impact on nonschool property taxes estimated to be $10.3 million in FY 2013-14 and $32.5 million recurring, and a negative impact on school property taxes is estimated to be $6.2 million in FY 2013-14 and $17.7 million recurring; and 3) Additional homestead exemption for “First-Time” homesteaders would have a negative impact on non-school property taxes estimated to be $38.1 million in FY 2013-14, with a recurring negative impact of $159.3 million.
Amendment 5 (STATE COURTS) Addresses three issues: Permits the Legislature to more easily repeal rules adopted by the Supreme Court and other judicial organizations, provides for confirmation by the Florida Senate of appointed Supreme Court justices, and changes practices for the discipline of judges for misconduct.
Amendment 6 (PROHIBITION ON PUBLIC FUNDING OF ABORTIONS; CONSTRUCTION OF ABORTION RIGHTS) Proposes that public funds may not be expended for any abortion or healthbenefits coverage that includes coverage of abortion, but does not apply to cases where a woman suffers from a physical disorder, physical injury, physical illness that would place her in danger of death unless an abortion is performed, or a case of rape or incest. This proposed amendment provides that the State Constitution may not be interpreted to create broader rights to an abortion than those contained in the United States Constitution.
Amendment 8 (RELIGIOUS FREEDOM) Proposes that no individual or entity may be denied, on the basis of religious identity or belief, governmental benefits, funding or other support, except as required by the First Amendment to the United States Constitution, and deletes the prohibition against using revenues from the public treasury directly or indirectly in aid of any church, sect, or religious denomination or in aid of any sectarian institution.
Amendment 9 (HOMESTEAD PROPERTY TAX EXEMPTION FOR SURVIVING SPOUSE OF MILITARY VETERAN OR FIRST RESPONDER) Proposes to expand ad valorem homestead property tax relief to the surviving spouse of a military veteran who died from service–connected causes while on active duty, or a first responder (law enforcement, correctional officer, firefighter, emergency medical technician, or a paramedic) who died in the line of duty. The Amendment authorizes the Legislature to totally exempt or partially exempt such surviving spouse’s homestead property from ad valorem taxes.
Amendment 10 (TANGIBLE PERSONAL PROPERTY TAX EXEMPTION) Proposes to provide an exemption from ad valorem taxes imposed and collected by counties, municipalities, school districts, and other local governments on tangible personal property (furniture, equipment and other property EXCEPT real estate) if the assessed value is greater than $25,000 but less than $50,000. Also authorizes a county or municipality to provide tangible personal property tax exemptions by ordinance. This is in addition to other statewide tangible personal property tax exemptions provided by the Florida Constitution and this Amendment.
Amendment 11 (ADDITIONAL HOMESTEAD EXEMPTION; LOWINCOME SENIORS WHO MAINTAIN LONGTERM RESIDENCY ON PROPERTY; EQUAL TO ASSESSED VALUE) Would allow counties and municipalities to grant a property tax exemption for low-income home owners age 65 and older on their primary residence if they have lived in the home for at least 25 years and if the home has a market value of less than $250,000.
Amendment 12 (APPOINTMENT OF STUDENT BODY PRESIDENT TO BOARD OF GOVERNORS OF THE STATE UNIVERSITY SYSTEM) Proposes to replace the President of the Florida Student Association with the chair of the council of state university student body presidents.H
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FORT LAUDERDALE INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL
STAND UP AND RIDE IT
oThrough November 11. Various theaters
Lips Nightclub. Special guest star Angie Zeiderman from “American Idol” joins a night of comedy to fight AIDS. Featured performers: Lisa Corrao, Forrest Shaw, Jessica Gross, David Stebbins, Daniel Reskin and Will Watkins. Lips Nightclub is located at 1421 E Oakland Park Blvd. $20 advance; $40 VIP. rideitshow.com.
and times. Complete show information is available at fliff.com.
2012 SOUTH FLORIDA RED RIBBON AWARDS
oWednesday,
October 31, 11 a.m. Honorees: Dean Trantalis, Carol Moran, George Castrataro, Susan Renneissen, and Jasmin Shirley. Three-course gourmet luncheon. $40. Hyatt Regency Pier 66, 2301 Southeast 17th Street. browardhouse.org.
WICKED WILTON 2012: FAIRY TALES
oMonday, November 5, at 8 p.m. at
TASTE OF THE ISLAND
oMonday, November 5, from 6 to 9 p.m., Richardson Park, Wilton Manors. Tickets $30 advance, $35 at the door.
GEAR UP 2 FASHION SHOW
oWednesday, October 31. 6 p.m. to 11
oFriday, November 16. 11 p.m. at
p.m. Wilton Manors’ citywide Halloween Event on Wilton Drive. For more information, see the special feature on page 36 or wickedwilton.com.
Boom, 2234 Wilton Drive, Wilton Manors. Benefitting Broward House. For more information: 954-630-3556 or boomwiltonmanors.com.
HEAVY PETS AT THE FUNKY BISCUIT
oFriday, November 23. Dance the night
oWednesday, October 31, at 9 p.m. Rock
away in your sexiest leather. Masks optional. DJ David Merrill from Washington, DC. VIP Lounge opens at 8 p.m. Dance floor opens at 11 p.m. Boom, 2232 Wilton Drive, Wilton Manors. Leathermaskedball.org.
band Heavy Pets headlines the Halloween party at The Funky Biscuit. The live concert also features special guests Sol Driven Train. Costume contest with $500 in cash prizes. The Funky Biscuit is located at 303 SE Mizner Blvd., Boca Raton. $12 advance; $15 door. funkybiscuithalloween-efbevent.eventbrite. com.
THE LEATHER MASKED BALL SEVEN
ROCKY HORROR COSTUME BALL
oWednesday, October 31, 8 p.m. Become part of the show at a performance of “The Rocky Horror Show,” Andrews Living Arts Studio, 23 NW 5th St. $29.95 at door; $24.95 in costume. Includes one beverage.
WANDA SYKES AT THE BROWARD CENTER FOR THE PERFORMING ARTS
o Sunday, December 2, at 8 p.m. Wanda Sykes is considered “one of the funniest stand up comics” by her peers and ranks among Entertainment Weekly’s 25 Funniest People in America. Tickets: $45 to $75; Club Level $115. For info and tickets: 954-4620222 or browardcenter.org.
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FORT LAUDERDALE/WILTON MANORS ALIBI 2266 Wilton Drive, Wilton Manors Gayborhood tradition since 1997. Comfortable, inviting atmosphere with indoor video bars, outdoor drinking and dining. Drink specials all week, with mammoth 22-ounce Long Island Iced Teas for $3 on Thursdays. BILL’S FILLING STATION 2209 Wilton Drive, Wilton Manors Videos, pool tables, dart boards, dance floor, happy hour, live shows, Tuesday and Thursday karaoke – and great burgers, to boot. Fun and friendly truck-stopthemed bar. BOARDWALK 1721 N Andrews Ave., Fort Lauderdale Over 100 of the sexiest men from all over the world. Go-go dancers, cages, billiards, 2-4-1 Happy Hours. Drag emcees and did we mention the Boys? BOOM 2232 Wilton Drive, Wilton Manors The bar with two names features a dance club and Gayborhood bar. Drag Bingo on Mondays, karaoke Mondays and Tuesdays, dance music Fridays and Saturdays, and (indoor) Sunday T-Dance. CORNER PUB 1915 N Andrews Ave., Wilton Manors Friendly atmosphere, unpretentious clientele and staff. Next to Island City Pizza (so you can get your drink AND your slice on). CUBBY HOLE 823 N Federal Hwy., Fort Lauderdale Butch bar and grill with a rockin’ daytime crowd (and a fun nighttime one, too). Fifty cent pool, 2-for-1 drinks all day every day, video games, hot movies on HDTV and DirecTV. Thursdays it’s Bare Bear Chest Night, and every Friday and Saturday the fur flies with Hot Bears on Poles (where their Grizzlies Grind)! DEPOT CABANA BAR AND GRILL 2935 N Federal Hwy., Fort Lauderdale Adjacent to the America’s Best Inn and Suites. Pool open daily – No Cover or Day Pass. Great food, daily happy hour, Sunday afternoon T-Dance Poolside. Karaoke and live music. Open daily at 11:30 a.m. DUDES 3270 NE 33rd St., Fort Lauderdale Men dancing for men. Hot go-go boys in an upscale atmosphere, piano lounge for more quiet interludes. Steamy shower shows. JOHNNY’S 1116 W Broward Blvd., Fort Lauderdale Club, bar, lounge. Male dancers and the men who love (to ogle) them. Sunday amateur strip contest (and karaoke!). LIPS 1421 E Oakland Park Blvd., Oakland Park The Ultimate in Drag Dining. Dinner and shows six nights a week. Sunday Gospel Brunch with the Sisters of Sequins. THE MANOR 2345 Wilton Drive, Wilton Manors WeHo vibe (think: LA’s The Abbey) in the heart of the Gayborhood. Dine, drink, dance, play, mingle. Theme rooms (salsa and merengue every weekend in the Latin Quarter!). Live dancing and dining. MATTY’S ON THE DRIVE 2426 Wilton Drive, Wilton Manors Drink specials, billiards, and a chill gayborhood vibe. 75 Cent drinks on Wednesdays. No Drama, No Smoking.
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MONKEY BUSINESS 2740 N Andrews Ave., Fort Lauderdale Cozy neighborhood bar. Karaoke, drag shows, Patio Bar – and open at 9 a.m. daily. MONA’S 502 E Sunrise Blvd., Fort Lauderdale Cocktail Lounge in the heart of Searstown. Fun customers, fun bartenders and fun proprietor (the Legendary Jerry). Outside patio. Wednesday karaoke, Thursday Speedball Tournament. NAKED GRAPE 2163 Wilton Drive, Wilton Manors Relaxing, friendly, hip, unique. The alternative gathering place on Wilton Dr. Now serving tapas nightly. Social Hour features $5 house wine glasses, $1 Barcelona Bites, and In The Biz all the time. PJ’S CORNER POCKET 924 N Flagler Dr., Fort Lauderdale Friendly neighborhood interracial bar with drinks specials every night of the week including, “In the Biz Mondays” at 9 p.m. with 2-4-1 drinks and $3 Cosmos and Apple Martinis, “Splash Friday’s” wet underwear contest, and Sunday’s pool tournament, both with a $50 cash prize! RAMROD 1508 NE 4th Ave., Fort Lauderdale Voted World’s Favorite Leather Bar. Pig Dance first Saturday of the month – South Florida’s Busiest, Craziest Monthly Party (with caged hunks at Midnight on Saturdays – is there a downside to this?). ROSIE’S BAR & GRILL 2449 Wilton Dr., Wilton Manors Nexus of the A-Gay List. Be Seen in the Scene (without making one). Food, folks, libations, and a killer Sunday Funday. SCANDALS SALOON 3073 NE 6th Ave., Wilton Manors A line-dancin’, tight blue jeans-wearin’ good time. Country and western music, two-steppin’, threesteppin’, pool tables, and themed events year ‘round. Cowboys and Indians was never this much fun, Pilgrim. SIDELINES 2031 Wilton Drive, Wilton Manors Where Sports come first. Nationally known destination sports bar with TVs streaming NFL, MLB, NBA and college games. Pool tables, dart boards and large indoor (and now smoke-free) facility. Outdoor patio features area for smokers. Mixed crowd of gay men and women (who would have thought?). Featured in Bloomberg Businessweek and recommended by LOGO. STABLE 205 E Oakland Park Blvd., Fort Lauderdale Levis-and-leather neighborhood bar, where the bears line dance and the cowboys are VERY friendly. SMARTY PANTS 2400 E Oakland Park Blvd., Fort Lauderdale Cozy neighborhood bar with daily happy hour, and regular patrons. Show night Thursdays at 9 p.m. Karaoke Friday and Saturday nights, and with matinee on Sunday afternoon. TORPEDO 2829 W Broward Blvd., Fort Lauderdale Dance, shoot pool, drink til 4 a.m., 7 nights a week. Doors open at Midnight; dance til Dawn. WHISKEY BLUE 401 N Fort Lauderdale Beach Blvd., Fort Lauderdale In the W Hotel on Fort Lauderdale Beach, downstairs it’s the elegant Whiskey Blue, upstairs the luxe Living Room: hot dance and social settings in a distinctive
atmosphere with signature cocktails and upscale patrons. Indoor and outdoor lounges. WILTON’S BIER GARDEN 2245 Wilton DriveWilton Manors German cuisine meets Der Gayborhood, in a fun, relaxed atmosphere. Upstairs dining, downstairs outdoor patio and bar, DJ music, and a fun staff make one of Wilton Manors’ newest venues a good time to be had by all. MIAMI/MIAMI BEACH CLUB BOI 777 NE 79 St., Miami With an urban vibe on the weekends, a diverse crowd and a diverse musical format, including Hip Hop, R&B, House, Reggae, Soca, Latin and Old School. Go-go bois and drink specials.
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Beaumont, Margo, and others. This legendary establishment has been around for over 30 years, and host Happy Hour specials daily from 11 a.m. - 8 p.m. AQUA NIGHTCLUB 711 Duval St., Key West, FL Aqua features the “Reality is a Drag” show six days a week, followed by dancing. Monday is karaoke night and don’t miss the great happy hour specials from 3 to 8 p.m. daily. KWest 705 Duval St., Key West, FL Daily Happy Hour from 3 to 8 p.m., and a piano sing-a-long every Wednesday night. Men dancing for men after 10 p.m. Weekly drink specials and “Wet Jockey” contests on Fridays.
CLUB SUGAR 2301 SW 32nd Ave., Miami Gay Latin scene, with Salsa, Merengue, Reggaeton, Hip Hop and House music always playing.
SALOON ONE 801 Duval St., Key West, FL (Behind 801 Bar) This is the only gay leather bar in Key West. Conveniently located behind 801 Bourbon Bar.
DISCOTEKKA 950 NE 2nd Ave., Miami Hot music, hot scene, hot bartenders, and hot patrons in the hot heart of Downtown Miami.
LA TE DA 1125 Duval St., Key West, FL An upscale hotel complex with 3 bars, cabaret and restaurant.
JOHNNY’S MIAMI 62 NE 14th Street, Downtown Miami Club, bar and lounge. Johnny’s Miami boasts the best sound system in town! Plenty of safe, secured parking. Open 5pm to 5am daily. Hot male dancers and daily drink specials.
PEARL’S PATIO BAR FOR WOMEN 525 United St., Key West, FL Tropical themed women’s bar for gay women and gay-friendly women alike. Patio bar with a full bar featuring drinks like “Cosmopearlitans” and “Pearl’s Passion”.
MOVA LOUNGE 1625 Michigan Ave., Miami Beach On Miami Beach’s famed Lincoln Road, never a cover. Drink specials all week long, live DJs, high energy music and a fun crowd getting their dance on til late.
BOBBY’S MONKEY BAR 900 Simonton St., Key West, FL The gay Cheers style neighborhood bar of Key West. Happy Hour from Noon to 7pm, Karaoke on Sunday nights, pool tournaments on Tuesday nights at 7pm. Free Wi-Fi access.
PALACE BAR 1200 Ocean Drive, Miami Beach This bar and restaurant in the heart of South Beach’s Art Deco District. Mouth-watering burgers, boys (and girls!). Weekend cabaret shows Thursday through Sunday. SCORE 727 Lincoln Rd., Miami Beach Dance, drink, party all night on Miami Beach’s Lincoln Road. Tons of events throughout the year, including fundraisers for Winter Party, White Party, and Miami Beach Gay Pride. SPACE 34 NE 11th St., Miami Mingle and mix with gays and str8s in the heart of Downtown Miami. Indoor dance floors and outdoor rooftop bar, spectacular light show. TWIST 1057 Washington Ave., Miami Beach Great music, friendly staff, hot tourists and locals. Never a cover, always a groove. Bungalow Bar = Hot Men. In SoBe’s Art Deco District. KEY WEST BOURBON STREET PUB 724 Duval St., Key West, FL Opened in October of 1995 and has continued to grow ever since, it is now part of the larger collection of gay action in The Bourbon St. Pub Complex. Hot Go-Go boy dancers and a busy crowd. “Where the boys are!” 801 BOURBON BAR 801 Duval St., Key West, FL Cabaret shows upstairs with nightly performances by famed performers Sushi, Kylie, RV
GARDEN OF EDEN 224 Duval St., Key West, FL A Rooftop Bar with the BEST VIEWS in the city & “BEST Long Island Ice Teas made by Melinda!” Gay, straight, fat, or skinny... Doesn’t matter! Clothing optional - gay friendly! WEST PALM BEACH H G ROOSTERS 823 Belvedere Rd., West Palm Beach, FL Dark bar that attracts a fun party crowd. Camp is in at H.G.’s, where drag shows and bingo nights pack in crowds looking for laughs and fun. THE LOUNGE 517 Clematis St., West Palm Beach, FL Sushi, tropical views and tasty cocktails are accompanied by acclaimed resident DJ Daisy DeadPetals. FORT DIX BAR & CLUB 6205 Georgia Ave., West Palm Beach, FL Mostly local crowd looking to mingle and relax. The bar is a bit on the dark and dingy side, but who knows--that could be a plus. FORT DIX BAR & CLUB 6205 Georgia Ave., West Palm Beach, FL Mostly local crowd looking to mingle and relax. The bar is a bit on the dark and dingy side, but who knows--that could be a plus.
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IT’S A DOG’S LIFE EVERYDAY AT RUBY CLIPPERS By DALE MADISON
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eff Forrest and Richard Hyatt say they have never met a pet they didn’t like, although Forrest admits that “there have been pets that really didn’t care for us,” and lets out a hearty laugh. His partner, the quiet Hyatt, reflects, “Can you believe that we have never had a fight?” It’s easy to see how they get along. Forrest is the prankster and Hyatt is the stylist. Hyatt says his work as a hair stylist in New York made it a natural transition. “We started out in the Garment District in a shop that was 504 square feet, but we were there and we loved Manhattan,” recalls Forrest. “We loved New York City, but there came a time that we didn’t want to shovel snow and we didn’t want to be cold,” explains Hyatt, less quiet now. “We used to vacation in South Florida, and one day we just said, ‘It’s time,’ so we kept those items that we really wanted, and away
we came.” “We’ve been here now for nine years,” says Forrest. “We opened Ruby Clippers in February 2004. We have never lived big,” he explains, before noting that, “of course, that is now the new normal, if you understand what I am saying,” and then flashes another big smile. The pair says they take part in the life of the community, both in the Gayborhood and beyond. In addition to supporting the Pet Project, “We try to
patronize those LGBT-owned businesses,” says Hyatt. “Not just because we are gay, but because we really love supporting our community.” On the business side, both Hyatt and Forrest recognize that they are in a tight economy and a competitive market. It keeps them sharp. “We really do work on customer service for our clients, and we really do care about the animals and their comfort,” Forrest explains. “I don’t even like caging the animals, which is one reason that our work area is gated. There are
times that you do need to cage an animal, but I just don’t like to do it.” Hyatt notes that “some dogs know how to work you and they will.” “Our motto is ‘Tender, Loving Care,’ and we mean that,” says Forrest. “We don’t even use hot air dryers, and we believe in having state-of-the-art equipment. Our shop is always clean, and our customers can see their pet being groomed if they want to stay.” He notes that “so many of our clients have become real friends with us, and they trust us.” “We open at 8 a.m., and we are here until the last dog is picked up,” Forrest says, adding with that big, hearty laugh, “that may be at 3 o’clock, or it may be happy hour.” If your pooch is in need of a trim, shampoo, or other grooming service, call the boys at Ruby Clippers at 954-5642770, and visit them at 880 E Oakland Park Blvd., Oakland Park.H
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lasted on the job all of two weeks, before his gayness became an issue for the religious conservatives that Romney was trying to court. Grenell’s ultimate fate at the hands of Romney and his conservative handlers put me in mind of the eminent criminal psychologist Robert D. Hare, who wrote about the three phases of a psychopath’s technique: “Assessment,” during which the psychopath sizes up a victim’s potential usefulness as a source of money, sex, power, etc. “Manipulation,” during which the psychopath “works” his target, in an attempt to gain the victim’s trust. (And because psychopaths lie with impunity, there’s no value for them in telling the truth unless it gets them what they want.) “Abandonment,” when the psychopath decides that his victim is no longer useful. After making a perfunctory show of
courting LGBT Americans’ support, the Republican National Committee this summer adopted a Party Platform that calls marriage equality “an assault on the foundations of our society,” and adds that “we believe that marriage, the union of one man and one woman, must be upheld as the national standard, a goal to stand for, encourage, and promote through laws governing marriage.” And it gives only the most grudging of nods— “We embrace the principle that all Americans should be treated with respect and dignity”—to something as fundamental as the institution of marriage, namely tolerance. It doesn’t promise to be much of a “honeymoon” if Romney lays head to the Lincoln Bedroom pillows. Assessment, manipulation, and abandonment: They’re a hell of a way to start a marriage, or a Presidency. H
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e’ve all had a case of the blahs, that combination of tiredness and weakness known as fatigue. You are not alone. Current studies show Americans are sleeping less hours per night then at any other time in their history. The reason is routinely laid off on a heavier than usual work schedule (prompted by a slow economy) The good news is that functioning while fatigued for a short amount of time is generally bearable and can easily be fixed with a little rest. Functioning under fatigue for extended periods of time, however, is a serious health problem and should be a cause of major concern. Continuous fatigue requires a more comprehensive plan than just getting a bit more shut eye. This plan is important to follow because those who are chronically fatigued are a threat not only to themselves, but also to the people around them. Become fatigued, and watch every human process slow down or stop. The brain’s reaction time is severely affected, resulting in unnecessary accidents
on the roads and in the workplace. These accidents have a detrimental effect on the economy by raising healthcare costs and auto insurance across the United States. Officially, fatigue can be caused by both mental and physical conditions. On the mental health side, many chronically fatigued people are those who have a compulsive or perfectionist type of character. They feel they cannot stop until the job is done, no matter how big it is or how tired they may be. A company implicating mandatory overtime is small compared to a perfectionist who is not happy with his or her work. Either way, the result is a fatigued worker. As far as physical health is concerned, diet is the chief contributing factor, and often overlooked as a cause of fatigue. Fatigue created by improper eating habits lowers vitality and energy. Fatigue is the first implication that the body’s cells are not getting sufficient energy from its food. Eating a healthier diet is an easy way to help the body break free from fatigue’s harsh grip. Choosing certain food groups will help the body recover
faster than others. Choosing foods that are high in certain types of vitamins will also help the body fight off fatigue faster, as well. People who chronically experience fatigue should start eating a diet that is varied and that complies with the aspects of the national pyramid plate. Eating the proper portion size at the right time of day is imperative to fighting fatigue, as well. Choosing foods rich in B vitamins will give you a faster recoverytime. These foods would be wheat and other whole grain cereals, green leafy vegetables, un-polished rice, milk, bananas, nuts, pulses, peas and yeast. Potassium found in raw green vegetables is helpful in fighting fatigue. Foods high in calcium help prevent insomnia and tension, both major contributors to fatigue. Sodium and zinc are also beneficial as well. Carrots, beets and cucumbers are a great choice, especially if you are juicing a few meals. There are a few things that you should avoid if you are feeling fatigued. Eliminate any vitality crutches from your diet immediately. They offer only a temporary spike in energy,
and the subsequent recoil reaction is further fatigue. This includes caffeine, tranquilizers and other drugs, coffee and alcohol, sugary and sweet snacks, as well as smoking. These items will only give temporary boosts for this long-term condition and may be even more harmful after time. Eat right; eat smart; and send fatigue packing on the next bus outta town.H
Andy Kress is a certified fitness trainer, yoga instructor and nutritional counselor in Fort Lauderdale, FL. For more nutritional tips or inspired exercise routines, reach him at 954-789-3930 or via email at andyfitnesstrainer@gmail.com
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Uncle Manley’s Guy’s Guide to: Kissing By MANLEY GUY
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he one and only piece of sex advice I ever got from my Dad—before I made him change the subject—was, “Son, the tongue is not a wash rag.” (Growing up in a repressed High Church Episcopalian family, I had the good sense and taste not to confirm with Mom the truth of Dad’s technique.) Equally apropos is something a wise go-go dancer once told me: “A kiss is more intimate than a @#%! and a hot kiss is even hotter than a hot @#%!” Which means that if you want to personally test the truth of both of those claims, then you need to get your kissing game in order. Understand that there’s no such thing as a “perfect kiss,” since each kiss can be perfect of itself, and every kiss that is shared between a couple is special, regardless of whether you’re going for romantic or pants-dampening sexy. Shut Up and Kiss Me It stands to reason that what you consider to be a great kiss might not have the same definition for someone else. Some universal tips that will help you get your game on, Sir Smoochalot. SMOOTH OPERATOR Use a damp toothbrush to exfoliate your lips, and keep those smackers plump and juicy with regular use of lip balm (which also prevents chapped lips). BREATHLESS No garlic or onion at least ONE FULL DAY before you plan on smacking someone special on the lips. True Story: These odors originate in the lungs, not in the mouth, and can last for up to TWO ENTIRE DAYS,
something that Binaca or Double Mint won’t erase. LEMON, FRESH Despite the no-garlic-rule, you should still take care that whatever odors you can fight are kept at bay. Anything that has a strong taste—like eggs, or pepper, or flavored meats—should be treated by popping a piece of lemon or lime into your mouth and chewing it up (you’re a big boy now, so tough it up) or a piece of parsley (this is after all what it’s doing on the plate in the first place). YOUR BODY, MY BODY, EVERYBODY That fresh, kissy mouth should be accompanied by the freshest bod you can conjure, but just make sure you don’t get loose with the douche or Eau de Parfum—this can have the opposite effect of what we’re going for, Cyrano. A KISS IS STILL A KISS A kiss should fit the occasion. A good night kiss can be passionate, but always evocative of tenderness. The smack you lay on the lips of the hottie on the Tea Cruise should build heat as part of—you hope— foreplay, and better (and bigger) things to come. Affectionate kisses are short, closed-mouth, and can be viewed by children (or your grandmother). Never forget that your partner’s needs and wants must be at the top of your list. Don’t kiss thoughtlessly! If your mouth is too cold—say, from eating gelato, or drinking something icy— let it hit room temperature before you move in for the kill. Don’t take a bite of your donut before
smacking your bf on the lips. And never reach in for one with a mouthful of toothpaste breath.
Teasing is the true art of the coquette: The give, and the pullback.
Kiss Me Deadly You have now entered the Holy of Holies, young disciple. Master Manley will now impart to you the wisdom that has eluded millions of men who have lived and died before you: The perfect way to kiss, and keep ’em coming back for more of the same. A passionate kiss is one that is best performed with a mouth that is partly-opened; the best ones last longer than a minute. This is a kiss that builds memories. Help things along by wearing a lip gloss that contains an emollient, but which won’t overpower—or worse, become the subject of—the kiss. The world’s greatest kissers live entirely in that moment—both physically and emotionally—and provide a sensual invitation for their partner to get lost in the experience with them.
The Moves Like Jagger Being in the (kissing) moment means a lot more than focusing on how much lip or tongue pressure to use (although once you’re expert at it, that becomes second nature). Use your body to enhance the kissing experience. Run your hands on your partner’s neck and face (being sensitive to his individual “touching” sensibilities). Move your fingers through his hair and down the length of his back. This is about passion and the lips are just the opening act (so to speak). Nibble. Enough said. Tilt your head for maximum comfort for both of you. Being in the moment means subtly checking to see what feels good, and what feels right. Remember to communicate—both physically and verbally—with your kissing partner so you’ll know what each of you likes. Some people like to be bitten, some don’t. Don’t be offended or turned off if you don’t hit it right with the first kiss. There’s always time to regroup.
Speaking in Tongues You’ve been wondering when we would get inside your mouth. Fair enough. The best tongue kissing mimics foreplay (and real sex). Passionate kisses can cement deep connections. They tell your partner, “I trust you,” and “I want more of you.” Although deep, penetrating, passionate kisses can use the tongue, it isn’t necessary to overwhelm your kissing-partner with the whole enchilada all at once, or for prolonged periods.
Pay attention to the important things like your breath and the condition of your lips, but don’t over think things to the point of paralysis. You don’t want to be such a “rules lawyer” that you miss out on all the fun that comes from experiencing the best kisses. H
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