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“OY VEY IN A MANGER” The Broward Center for Performing Arts presents the Kinsey Sicks as part of their 2011 - ’12 Pride Series. “Oy Vey in a Manger” will be held on Saturday, December 3 at 6 p.m. and 9 p.m. in the Amaturo Theatre. Courtesy, OutFrontOrlando.com

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WHITE PARTY WEEKEND ‘11 The grandfather of all HIV fundraisers, The White Party Week will be held from Wednesday, Nov. 23 through Monday, Nov. 28. A host of spectacular events will be taking place throughout Miami Beach. Complete schedule on Courtesy, JumpOnMarksList.com

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LIGHT UP ORLANDO Light Up Orlando on Saturday, Dec. 3 at the Parliament House. This free community event will feature a parade, marching band and everyone is welcome to come out and sit on Santa’s lap. Courtesy, kollewin.com

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“BARE AS YOU DARE” BLACKLIGHT PARTY Nov. 24 through 27 at the Sawmill Camping Resort. Spend Thanksgiving with “family” and then dance with DJ Skittles over the weekend. This is the last “Bare as You Dare” so don’t miss it. Courtesy, racheldeboer.com

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The What, Why and When By JAMES MICHAELS

We are now in the midst of autumn and when we think of this season, we think of the colors of fall: oranges, reds, yellows and white. Yes, white, as in White Party. The grandest of all circuit parties is held every Thanksgiving week. The White Party has become a huge international event drawing tens of thousands of the hottest guys in the United States and the world. The White Party was founded by fashion designer Frank Wager. Wager was asked to create a fundraiser for the thennew Health Crisis Network. The goal was to generate desperately needed funds to help combat a disease that was running rampant through the gay community. Wager and his committee of ten volunteers began working on “The White Party” concept. The all-white clothing theme was chosen by Wager because, as he said, “White

stands for purity. White is elegant, nonpolitical, non-combative and makes people look just plain beautiful.” As the planning continued, it became obvious that there were few venues in Dade County suitable for such an elegant event. Fellow committee member Jorge Suarez recommended Villa Vizcaya as a possibility since he was a member of The Vizcayans, a not-for-profit organization that helps raise funds for the continued restoration of the estate and its collections. The first White Party brought in of $16,000. In 1995, more events joined the White Party, including “The Victory Party” and “Muscle Beach.” In 1998, the Health Crisis Network merged with Community Research Initiative creating Care Resource and the White Party brought in over $2 million for their efforts. The White Party has become the

largest HIV/AIDS fundraiser in the world. With DJs and artists attending from all over the world, the music has come to be renowned and a central part of the party. White Party CDs have been produced since 1996. For over 24 years, the Villa Vizcaya Museum and Gardens set the backdrop of the elegant annual fundraiser. In the fall of 2010, due to increasing rental costs, it was decided that the 26th annual White Party Week, “Cirque Du Monde,” would be the final party held at that historic location with the event moving to the Miami Seaquarium in 2011. The White Party, the crown jewel of a weeklong series of fundraising events that make up the annual “White Party Week,” continues to generate hundreds of thousands of dollars to benefit Care Resource. ‘WHITE PARTY’ continues on Page 18

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Swinging Richards Grand Opening Friday AVENTURA, FL – Swinging Richards is gearing up for their grand opening. Leslie Jordan will be hosting the event at the new Swinging Richards Strip Club located at 17450 Biscayne Blvd North Miami, FL 33160. The grand opening party kicks off at 6 p.m. and continues through till 6 a.m. on Friday, Nov. 25. There will be a free t-shirt for everyone and VIP $300 giveaways all night. For more than fifteen years, Swinging Richards in Atlanta has been the destination of choice for gay men seeking the best in adult entertainment. Their fully nude strip show offers a one-of-a-kind experience. In October 2011, they expanded the standard of service that made them so popular in Atlanta to Fort Lauderdale/ Miami with the “soft” opening of a Florida location. For the very best in gay strip club entertainment come to the recently renovated club in between N Miami Beach and Fort Lauderdale. Swinging Richards is the only gay strip club in Southern Florida to offer fully nude dancers. H

Transgendered Man Arrested for Injecting a Woman’s Buttocks with Cement MIAMI, FL – A man accused of injecting a woman's buttocks with a mix of cement and tyre inflater has been arrested. Oneal Ron Morris, 30, was detained in Miami on Friday and charged with practicing medicine without a license and causing serious bodily injury. The woman, who paid $700, later suffered with abdominal pain, infected sores and flu-like symptoms. Police photographs suggest that Oneal Morris may have had a similar procedure done on himself. Detectives describe Oneal Morris as a transgender man who dresses as a woman and claim he used a tube to inject a woman in several places on her buttocks. Her body was filled with a mixture that included cement, mineral oil and flat-tire sealant and the incisions were apparently sealed with superglue. Sergeant Bill Bamford, from Miami Gardens Police, said that when the pain had become too much Oneal Morris had told the woman: "Oh don't worry, you'll be fine. We just keep injecting you with the stuff and it all works itself out." The procedure originally took place in May 2010 and investigators have been looking for the suspect for more than a year. Police said the woman - who was referred to Oneal Morris by a friend ended up at Tampa General Hospital with life threatening symptoms, including pneumonia and a MRSA infection. "That cocktail had serious complications and serious effects on this young lady," said Sergeant Bamford. The American Society of Plastic Surgeons has recently warned about the dangers of 'pumping parties', where people gather for cheap silicone injections in

body parts like the buttocks, breast or chin. It says that often those carrying out the procedures are not qualified and the conditions not sterile. Police believe there may be more victims and are urging any other possible victims to come forward. H

Oakland Park Issues World AIDS Day Proclamation OAKLAND PARK, FL – The City of Oakland Park issued a proclamation recognizing World AIDS Day at last week’s city commission meeting. After a unanimous vote approving the proclamation by the city commission, the proclamation was presented by Oakland Park Mayor Suzanne Boisvenue to Michael Albetta, Chair Ameritus of the Florida LGBT Democratic Caucus, and AIDS activist Michael Rajner of the Florida LGBT Democratic Caucus and Sheriff's Council for Diversity and Equal Opportunity. World AIDS Day is December 1. To see a video of the presentation of the proclamation, visit our facebook page at www.facebook.com/FloridaAgenda. H

Ring In the New Year with WIN OAKLAND PARK, FL – Women in Network (WIN) will be holding its third annual New Year’s Eve celebration on Saturday, December 31 from 8 p.m. to 1 a.m. at Hugh's Catering, 4351 NE 12 Terrace in Oakland Park. This is one event you won’t want to miss. The evening features a full dinner buffet, open bar, private parking and dancing all night long to the tunes of DJ Donna. Get your tickets early as last year’s sold out very quickly. Members $100, non-members $120. Reservations are non-refundable but are transferable. For the full menu and to order tickets, please visit their site at womeninnetwork.com/New_Years_Party. html. H

The Kinsey Sicks in “Oy Vey in a Manger” FT. LAUDERDALE, FL – The Broward Center for the Performing Arts presents the Kinsey Sicks as part of its 2011-12 Pride Series. Giving new meaning to the holiday lyric, “Don we now our gay apparel,” America’s favorite Dragapella Quartet, The Kinsey Sicks, performs “Oy Vey in a Manger” on Saturday, December 3 at 6 p.m. and 9 p.m. in the Amaturo Theater at the Broward Center for the Performing Arts. Combining acappella singing, over-thetop drag and plenty of Jewish angst, the four-member satirical troupe turns its considerable talents to the global effort to stamp out holiday cheer. Featuring what the Kinsey Sicks describes as Christmas carols and other Jewish music, the show includes such holiday anthems as “Jews Better Watch Out,” “I’m Dreaming of a Vanna White Christmas,” “A Lay in a Manger” and the dreidel-spinning classic, “I Had a Little Facial.” The 2011-2012 Pride Series concludes

with theater icons Leslie Jordan and Varla Jean Merman on April 7. Tickets are $35 and are available through the Broward Center AutoNation box office at 954-462-0222 or visit www.BrowardCenter.org. The Broward Center for the Performing Arts is located in the Riverwalk Arts and Entertainment District at 201 SW 5 Ave. in Fort Lauderdale. H

“Death for Sidney Black” FT. LAUDERDALE, FL – Thinking Cap Theater in association with Empire Stage present the world premiere of “Death for Sidney Black” by Leah Nanako Winkler. “Death for Sidney Black” is a dark, comedic response to cult films such as “Heathers” and “Mean Girls.” Come out for an evening of girls, guns, gore, and more--appropriate for mature audiences only. Running now through November 27 (Thursdays and Fridays at 8 p.m., Saturdays at 5 p.m. and 8 p.m., Sundays at 5 p.m.). No performances on November 24 and 25. Tickets: $30, student discounts available. For reservations and general information, call 954-678-1496 or visit thinkingcaptheatre.com. Tickets may also be purchased at the door for cash only. Empire Stage is located at 1140 N Flagler Drive in Fort Lauderdale. H

Sidelines to Go Chipless WILTON MANORS, FL – Effective December 1, Sidelines Sports Bar will be doing away with their happy hour chips. Instead of using the drink chips, Sidelines will simply be offering halfpriced drinks directly. The chips had been used at Sidelines since they first opened and signified a second complimentary beverage with the purchase of one at regular price which, in effect, meant that you were getting two-for-one drinks or drinks at half the regular price. There is no need to carry or hoard Sidelines’ chips, meaning real pricing and real value is the new order of business at Sidelines. Those that have a collection of Sidelines drink chips have until December 31 to use them. “We believe this is the way to conduct real business and is much more meaningful for our loyal guests,” commented Sidelines owner, Laurie Whittaker. “No gimmicks, just honest trade!” H

Go Cruising with The Pride Center FT. LAUDERDALE, FL – The community is invited aboard Royal Caribbean’s Liberty of the Seas four-day cruise (February 9 through 13) from Fort Lauderdale to Cozumel. The Pride Center Founders Circle member, Richard Safaty at Freedom Travel has reserved a limited number of cabins as a “FUNdraiser” for the Center. Half the cabins are already sold so don’t miss out on this opportunity to spend some quality time with The Pride Center’s supporters in a relaxing and fun setting. Call Richard at 954-5652345 to reserve yours today. If you can’t take the cruise, you can join The Pride Center for a tour and sit-

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down lunch onboard Royal Caribbean’s Liberty of the Seas at Port Everglades at 10:30 a.m. on Saturday, December 10th. 100% of the $35 lunch charge will be donated to The Pride Center. Lunch is limited to 50 people. Call Richard before December 1st to reserve you space for lunch. H

Court: Prop 8 Backers Can Defend It SAN FRANCISCO, CA – The California Supreme Court has ruled that the backers of California’s Proposition 8 have the standing to defend the proposition in court. The decision was made on behalf of the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals who has asked for a decision. The 9th Circuit will now decide how it wishes to proceed. Proposition 8, formally known as the California Marriage Protection Act, was a ballot proposition and constitutional amendment passed in the November 2008 state elections. The measure added a new provision to the Declaration of Rights, to the California Constitution and provides that “only marriage between a man and a woman is valid or recognized in California.” In August of 2010, a district court struck down Prop 8 because California’s Governor and Attorney General declined to defend the law in federal court, but Prop 8′s sponsors stepped forward to do so. A federal appeals court took up the case, but put it on hold in order to ask the state’s highest court whether the sponsors have the legal right to bring the case. The state Supreme Court decision is an advisory opinion that will be sent to the federal appeals court. That court will then take the ruling under consideration and determine on its own whether it thinks the supporters have the legal standing to bring the case. H

Oklahoma City Council Adds Sexual Orientation to Protected Classes OKLAHOMA CITY, OK – Oklahoma City Councilman Ed Shadid’s measure to add sexual orientation to the protected classes in the city’s employment nondiscrimination policy won approval last week by a 7-2 vote. Gay and bisexual Oklahoma City employees and job applicants now have explicit protection against discrimination in city offices reported The Oklahoman. About 100 people packed the council chamber well in advance of the meeting. Usually only one or two dozen people come to watch or speak at the meetings, and those who come typically are concerned about an item on the agenda that affects their property. The number of speakers for and against the measure was about even. Speakers against the measure cited religion and opposition to adding a class not protected by federal or state law to the city’s policy as their reasons. Speakers for the measure generally spoke about a Continues on NEWS on Page 10

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Moscow Authorities Propose Anti-Gay Bill for Minors MOSCOW, RUSSIA – Authorities in Moscow are proposing a bill that will outlaw the “promotion of homosexuality.” The bill would impose a fine for the promotion of gay “propaganda.” The bill follows legislation titled “The Promotion of Homosexuality, Lesbianism, and Transgenderism to Minors” in St. Petersburg Russia which passed on its first of three readings. Under the bill, anyone who committed “public acts” promoting homosexuality, bisexuality or transgender identity to minors could pay up to 3,000 rubles ($97.50) while an organization could pay 10,000 to 50,000 rubles. The bill gave no definition of a “public act” with activists saying it could be used to crack down on gay pride events which are regularly banned in Russia. H

Holland Requires Civil Servants to Perform Same-Sex Marriages AMSTERDAM, HOLLAND – Dutch members of Parliament have voted to stop civil servants from refusing to carry out gay weddings. Under current legislation, registrars can refuse to carry out a gay wedding if they are opposed on religious grounds. The ruling will require all authorities in the state to honor the rights of same-sex couples to marry throughout the country. H

San Diego Mayor Urges Congress to Overturn Defense of Marriage Act SAN DIEGO, CA – San Diego Mayor Jerry Sanders, a Republican whose decision in 2007 to drop his opposition to same-sex marriage, put him at odds with the GOP, has joined California Governor Jerry Brown and the mayors of Los Angeles and San Francisco, all Democrats, in urging Congress to overturn a law denying recognition of such marriages. According to the LA Times, Sanders, Brown, LA Mayor Antonio Villaragoisa and San Francisco Mayor Edwin Lee signed a letter urging members of the Senate Judiciary Committee to advance legislation that would overturn the Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA). H

Transgender Woman Goes Topless to Fight for Her Rights MORRISTOWN, TN – A transgender woman was arrested for indecent exposure in the Morristown, Tennessee driver’s license office parking lot after she took her shirt off to fight for equal rights. According to WATE-TV, Andrea Jones said she is a woman but the state won't change her sex from male to female on her

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driver’s license. Jones, a transgender woman, had a partial sex change and says that was all the Social Security office needed to switch her paperwork from male to female. However, she says the Tennessee Department of Safety informed her she’d need more proof to make the same change on her driver’s license. According to the police report, when Jones’ request was denied, she decided to make a statement by taking her shirt off in the parking lot. Jones contends that as a “he,” he had the right to show his breasts in public. In response to her arrest, the Tennessee Department of Safety said they’ll change the sex on a license “if an applicant presents a doctor’s statement indicating that a full sex change has occurred and the procedure is complete.” H

rendered last week on charges that they conspired in a wide range of prisoner abuse, including scenarios in which one would act as a lookout while others assaulted inmates in their cells and threatened further harm to keep them quiet. According to the Pittsburgh PostGazette, the charges are the result of a grand jury investigation into the sexual and physical abuse of inmates at State Correctional Institution-Pittsburgh. The charges against the guards, all of whom have been suspended without pay, stem largely from the accusations of inmates who testified they were subjected to or witnessed the abuses and were threatened to keep quiet. Attorneys for the guards say their clients are innocent and called their inmate accusers' credibility into question. H

Palm Springs Reports Rise in Anti-Gay Hate Crimes

Two Gay Swimmers Qualify for Olympic Trials

PALM SPRINGS, CA – California hate crimes motivated by sexual orientation bucked a national trend and rose by 25% with the most dramatic shifts taking place in Palm Springs and San Francisco, both cities with significant gay and lesbian populations. According to California Watch, hate crimes motivated by sexual orientation jumped from three cases in 2009 to 14 in 2010. San Francisco recorded six incidents in 2009 and 24 in 2010. Rhonda Long, administrative services officer for the Palm Springs Police Department, said she could not explain the uptick in cases without looking at them individually. Long said the department was taking steps to prevent hate crimes in the community. The Palm Springs Police Department said it has been rebuilding its image within the gay community since a 2009 scandal. Palm Springs Police Chief David Dominguez retired in January after he was accused of and admitted to making insensitive comments during a sex sting operation in 2009 targeting gay men who officers believed were having sex in a public park restroom. Officers arrested 19 people in the operation. H

OMAHA, NE – According to OutSports, two openly gay swimmers have become two of the three oldest swimmers to ever qualify for the U.S. Olympic trials. Two 37-year-olds, Brian Jacobsen from Minnesota and author Jeff Commings have accomplished the incredible feat, qualifying for the 50-meter freestyle and 100-meter breaststroke respectively. H

Anti-Gay Developer to Purchase San Diego Newspaper

Sydney Mardi Gras Gets De-Gayed

SAN DIEGO, CA – Doug Manchester, a real estate developer has agreed to purchase the area’s dominate newspaper, The San Diego Union-Tribune. In 2008, Manchester donated $125,000 to the successful campaign to pass California’s Proposition 8. The purchase is expected to be completed by December 15 but further details have not been disclosed. According to the Audit Bureau of Circulation, the Union-Tribune is the nation’s 25th largest newspaper. H

Prison Guards Charged with Prisoner Abuse PITTSBURGH, PA – A total of seven guards at Pittsburgh’s state prison sur-

Federal Workers May Get Full Benefits WASHINGTON, DC – Two US senators have introduced a bill which, if approved, would permit same-sex partners of Federal employees to be eligible for health benefits and long-term care. The Domestic Partnership Benefits and Obligations Act was introduced to the senate by Senators Joeseph Lieberman and Susan Collins. The two senators also led the fight to repeal the military’s “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy. Gay federal employees and their partners would be subject to the same standards that apply to married federal workers, including anti-nepotism rules and financial disclosure requirements. H

SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA – Last weekend, organizers announced that the 33year-old Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras will be renamed dropping the “Gay and Lesbian” part. According to the Sydney Morning Herald, the event also has a new logo and a new message of inclusiveness that organizers admit could alienate traditional supporters. The organizers insist that the heart of the annual festival remains gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender, queer and intersex people, but now the Mardi Gras is inviting any and all comers who wanted to celebrate diversity and ”the right to be.” They hope that reaching out will rejuvenate the event, which has failed to attract younger people and has lost relevance in its core community. They also acknowl-

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Baptist Church Takes Stand for Gay Marriage RALEIGH, NC – Last weekend, the Pullen Memorial Baptist Church voted to prohibit the church’s pastor from legally marrying anyone until she can legally marry same-sex couples under North Carolina law. The congregation said that the language of a proposed state constitutional amendment against same-sex marriage discriminates against same-sex couples by denying them the rights and privileges enjoyed by heterosexual married couples, the Raleigh News Observer reported. H

Teen Killer Agrees to Plea Deal VENTURA, CA – According to the Los Angeles Times, the Oxnard teen who shot a gay classmate he believed was flirting with him has agreed to spend the next 21 years in prison, a plea deal that ends a case that drew national attention and ignited debate on how schools should deal with openly gay students. Brandon McInerney, who was 14 when he pulled a gun out of his backpack and shot Larry King twice in the head in 2008, has already served nearly four years in jail and would be released by the time he is 38, under terms of the deal. McInerney’s first trial ended with jurors split between convicting him of voluntary manslaughter and first-degree murder. Several of the jurors have since spoken in favor of a plea bargain, in order to avoid a second trial. During the first trial, prosecutors portrayed McInerney as a budding white supremacist who hated homosexuals and was enraged by King's sexuality and aggressive flirtations. The defense argued that McInerney was the product of a violent and dysfunctional home and had reached an emotional breaking point in response to King's advances. A national gay rights group later said prosecutors should have done the “just and merciful thing” and reached a plea deal in the case. “Brandon McInerney killed Larry King and should go to jail for his crime,” said Eliza Byard, executive director of the Gay, Lesbian and Straight Education Network. "However, the first trial subjected everyone – especially Larry and Brandon's peers – to a painful spectacle that accomplished nothing." At trial, several teachers testified that King had become increasingly bold in his behavior in the weeks before the shooting. One of the teachers, Jill Eckman, demanded that administrators do something about rising tensions but was told to teach tolerance for King's gender expression. H

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2011 WHITE PARTY WEEK SCHEDULE • Wednesday, November 23 “Dolce – A Women’s Event” Time: 10 p.m. to 3 a.m. Location: The Well Lounge 444 41st Street, Miami Beach Admission: $8 (in advance), $10 (day of the event) The week begins with a sexy dance party for women with a guest DJ mixing the perfect blend of indie, electro and hiphop. Enjoy a few cocktails, walk around and mingle, dance and the make opportunities are endless. Some of South Beach’s sexiest go-go dancers will be at the bars for your viewing pleasure. Passes for this event include: Women’s Party Girl Pass and Women’s Silver VIP Pass. This event is produced for White Party Week by Pandora Events. • Thursday, November 24 “White Journey” Time: 10 p.m. to 5 a.m. Location: Score 727 Lincoln Road, Miami Beach Admission: $20 (advance), $25 (day of event) DJs: Hector Fonseca, Maximus 3000 The kick-off event for White Party Week at Score, a favorite night for locals and visitors. • Friday, November 25 “The White Party – Evolution” Time: 8 p.m. to 4 a.m. Location: Miami Seaquarium 4400 Rickenbacker Cswy, Key Biscayne Admission: $40 (advance), $40 (youth), $80 (day of event), $145 (VIP), $500 (Ultra VIP) DJs: Joe Gauthreaux, Pagano The crown jewel of HIV/AIDS fundraisers, The White Party-Evolution, now in its 26th year. Join thousands dressed in a sea of white as they dance until dawn on the private waterfront of the Miami Seaquarium overlooking Biscayne Bay on Key Biscayne. Internationally known party producer, Mark Baker is delivering a brand new dance party concept and over-the-top production that will last ‘til dawn. Live performance featuring JES, internationally known DJs, a fireworks spectacular, silent auction, live casino games and prizes at the Viva Las Divas Casino and

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more. Passes for this event include: Weekend Party Boy and Weekend Party Boy VIP. • Friday, November 25 “Cirque Blanc” Time: 9 p.m. to 4 a.m. Location: Nikki Beach 1 Ocean Drive, Miami Beach Admission: $25 (advance), $75 (advance VIP), $30 (day of event), $85 (VIP day of event) DJ: Tatiana Hosted by the cast of “The Real L World” and Cirq X. The signature Women’s White Party event celebrates its 11th anniversaty. Join thousands of women from across the country for an inspired evening at one of the hottest locations in Miami. The dance floor will explode in a sea of white with the sounds of the hottest girl DJs in the country at the turntables and a special show. Ladies can try their luck at the silent auction with a series of luxury items, travel packages, art, theater tickets and spa days. Stroll the gardens, lounge under the stars of share a romantic moment in one of the ocean-side cabanas. VIPs will be in for a treat this year with your own private VIP garden, open bar, hors d’ouvres, musical performances and a meet and greet with “The Real L Word” cast. This event is produced for White Party Week by Pandora Events. • Saturday, November 26 “Heatwave Pool Party” Time: 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. Location: Poolside at the National Hotel, 1677 Collins Ave, Miami Beach Admission: $20 (advance), $25 (day of event) DJ: Kio Kio Guys, get your tan on and hang out with some of the hottest people on the planet. Enjoy Miami Beach’s finest oneof-a-kind 205 ft. long infinity pool, elevated main pool, cocktails and food while enjoying the sounds of our special guest DJ. • Saturday, November 26 “Bang” Time: 10 p.m. to 4 a.m. Location: Score 727 Lincoln Road, Miami Beach Admission: $12 (advance), $15 (day of event) DJ: Pat Pat For the ladies, a night of wild fun, sexy

women and celebrity surprises. The dance floor will be jumping all night with the hottest top 40, salsa and house beats. Go-go dancers will sizzle the stage. There is only one Women’s White Party Weekend event so don’t miss it. Passes for this event include: Women’s Party Girl Pass and Women’s Silver VIP Pass. This event is produced for White Party Week by Pandora Events. • Saturday, November 26 “White Starz” Time: 10 p.m. to 8 a.m. Location: Club Mekka 950 NE 2 Ave. in Miami Admission: $60 (advance), $110 (advance VIP), $70 (day of event), $120 (day of event VIP) DJs: Bugie, Jack Chang, Wayne G. Located at Club Mekka in Miami’s own entertainment district, “White Starz” features multiple rooms, dance floors and DJs, offering you the best in the week of entertainment. VIP Admission includes express admission, private VIP bar and complimentary drinks from 10 p.m. to 3 a.m. Passes for this event include: Weekend Party Boy and Weekend Party Boy VIP. • Sunday, November 27 “Muscle Beach” Time: 1 p.m. to 9 p.m. Location: 12th Street Beach, Miami Beach Admission: $60 (advance), $135 (advance VIP), $70 (day of event), $145 (day of event VIP) DJs: Gustavo Scorpio, Michael Tank Join thousands as they come to dance on the white sands of Miami Beach. Just steps from Ocean Drive and the Atlantic Ocean, this award-winning eight-hour open air dance party features two of the hottest circuit DJs, special live performances and a spectacular fireworks finale over the Atlantic Ocean. Start the afternoon off with the hot sounds of DJ Michael Tank and then move into the evening with internationally renowned DJ Gustavo Scorpio, direct from Rio de Janeiro. Drink tickets available online, at the Welcome Center or at the event. Passes for this event include: Weekend Party Boy and Weekend Party Boy VIP. • Sunday, November 27 “Get Lucky T-Dance” Time: 3 p.m. – 7 p.m. Location: The Lords Hotel

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1120 Collins Ave, Miami Beach Admission: $5 (advance), $8 (day of event) DJs: TBD Get ready ladies for a wild afternoon in the sun and surf of South Beach at the Lords Hotel. Surprise DJ on the turntables and surprise guest entertainer. Girls meet and mingle at the last dance event of the Women’s The 27th Annual White Party™ Week. Passes for this event include: Women’s Party Girl Pass and Women’s Silver VIP Pass. This event is produced for White Party Week™ by Pandora Events. • Saturday, November 26 “White Horizons” Time: 3:30 a.m. to 10 a.m. Location: Discotekka 950 NE 2nd Ave, Miami Admission: $40 (advance), $50 (day of purchase) DJ: Eddie Elias The legendary morning party presented by Hilton Wolman Events. Immediately following the White Party at Miami Seaquarium and continuing until 10 a.m. at Discotekka, White Horizons takes dance aficionados on the ultimate uninterrupted musical journey with the sounds of sensational New York-based DJ Eddie Elias. Well-known club personality and diva, Power Infiniti will host this party making sure that guests feel welcomed and appreciated. Passes for this event include: Weekend Party Boy and Weekend Party Boy VIP. • Monday, November 28 “Swan Song” Time: 11 p.m. to 5 a.m. Location: Twist 1057 Washington Ave, Miami Beach DJ: Scott Mann The last chance to see all the people you met at White Party Week. Swan Song sets the stage as the longest-running favorite party of locals and tourists alike at this legendary multi-room indoor and outdoor entertainment complex, with a sweet spot for everyone. Twist is the only place to go for the final send-off and thank you from Care Resource and the 27th Annual White Party Week. No cover. Tickets can be purchased for the various events at www.WhiteParty.org or at the door of each event.

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Pink Picket Fences A white picket fence has long been the symbol of the “American Dream.” The iconic image has always been seen as a symbol of home ownership, success, achievement and pure happiness. We all know what makes up the lifestyle that plays out behind that perfect picket facade. The perfect parents – the gainfully employed dad and the Suzie homemaker mom; the boy who plays football and the girl who is on the honor roll; school runs and soccer practice; the cat, the dog and the station wagon – symbols all of unabashed upper-middle class perfection and achievement. This image has been seen as largely unattainable for the gay community, who couldn’t marry or adopt or felt there was a glass ceiling in their job because they didn’t have a wife or a husband to complement the family ethos of a company. Yet, the fight for equality shows us that this is the dream of many gay men and women; everyone wants success, and many want a family. Fortunately, times have changed. Now more than ever before, this ideal lifestyle is not only a possibility, but also a reality for many gay couples right here in South Florida. Gay people can aspire to such a dream as a symbol of equality and acceptance in addition to the core values seen in achieving a picket-fence lifestyle. Yet as the community continues to take steps towards equal rights, rights to adopt, to marry and so forth, can the white picket fence model work for the gay community? In the 50s, the pop art image of a family in perfect suburbia was sold through everything from Coca-Cola to laundry detergent. Yet it didn’t show what happened behind closed doors. Without question as the nation became more open minded, so too did attitudes. As a result, people began to realize that behind the façade of a white picket fence, there were all-too-often big deep-seated issues. Infidelity, abuse, financial strain from keeping up with the Joneses – you name

it, all playing out behind closed doors. As our community moves towards the perceived ideal, how much of it can be translated to a gay couple? Die-hards would argue all of it. I say you can’t put a square peg in a round hole. First, I think people need to realize is there is a reason why the white picket fence lifestyle is called a dream; very few people live that life anymore, or probably never did. Divorce is acceptable, the economy has changed and so too have demographics. It is becoming more acceptable for women to not want to have children, while more couples are making up their own rules as they go. Gay people have to do the same. As more and more laws and policies slowly come down, the reality is gay couples have more freedom to make their own rules as well.

People – gay, straight or otherwise – need to know that to make it work inside that perfect home as well as it does on the outside, you have to be realistic. Equal rights are one thing, but the dynamics of gay relationships are different from straight ones. I know people don’t like to hear that, but it is ridiculous to suggest otherwise. Two men or two women together have a totally different dynamic from a man and woman. As the rights are granted, people need to tailor their dreams. They can still have children and a station wagon and the house and the fence, but to make a relationship work, you need to be sensitive to the differences your relationship has. I am reminded of the remake of “Stepford Wives.” Having the gay characters really brought the movie up to date. Yet having

Letters to the Editor In response to the editor’s opinion “Marriage? Get Real!” in the Florida Agenda, November 10, 2011. DEAR EDITOR, Thank you for your piece on the sanctity of marriage, you hit the nail on the head! We are happy to watch the desecration of the institution of marriage on tv, yet apparently we as a community cant take part. We aren’t perfect just like everyone else, so why shouldn’t we have the right to get married for 72 days in a multi-million dollar wedding and divorce. To be honest, divorce maybe a factor but I think celebrities are the biggest threat to marriage, look at the cover of any magazine and there is always some cheating spouse, I’m not saying by any stretch that gay people don’t cheat,

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Alex Vaughn the more flamboyant of the couple seen as the wife, just shows the stereotype. As the film suggests that should be exactly as he is perceived – the perfect “woman” of the relationship. Yet, in the movie, becoming a Stepford wife doesn’t turn him into a woman, or a homemaker, but into a republican political power house in a navy suit. When you look at this, you can see that society in the “perfect” picket fence world wouldn’t accept him as a wife, a stay at home, look after the house and kids figure, but only as a man’s man. This is extremely interesting to me. In the original film, the women were turned into the 50s housewife models and that’s the premise of the story. Yet, in the updated version, the gay couple they couldn’t let him remain effeminate and flamboyant. He had to be turned into the perfect husband. This is the reality that many gay couples will face when setting up their perfect homes in little communities, so what can they do? Simple. Make your own rules. It’s not a gay/straight thing; it’s a simple reality of today’s society. Couples have to make their own rules up to stay together. I strongly believe that to even get close to that ideal you have to know yourself, how much of that world do you want to be part of. Sure there are always jokes that one partner is the wife and the other husband, but can that really translate in your relationship? If you do have kids, is it safe or acceptable to have them in a community of faux perfection or better to raise them in the more open big cities? Where will you be accepted? Where will your kids be accepted? These are the more pertinent questions, and I am not saying that people don’t think of them, all I am saying is that don’t be fooled by a lifestyle that isn’t real, or you may find yourself a desperate housewife. Remember a fence is just a fence. It is your life. Paint it whatever color you want. Just make sure it matches your true lifestyle or it will become a prison. H

Alex Vaughn is the Editor-in-Chief of the Florida Agenda. He can be reached at editor@FloridaAgenda.com

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but so what if we do? We can’t do anything worse for marriage than the straights are doing! SINCERELY, L. DAVID In response to the opinion, “Trans Relativity” in the Florida Agenda, November 17, 2011. DEAR EDITOR, I would like to thank Rajindra for shining a light on the fact that trans people have a history. I didn’t know that and feel blessed to know that we aren’t alone, and have just as much right to exist in society as everyone else. I hope that her piece reaches schools

and the government so that people will not only understand that being trans is not a choice, but that we have been in place, and were accepted in society hundreds of years ago. People need to be educated. It takes a brave person to come forward and to shine that light to guide others in finding truth, I applaud Rajindra for doing this. Thank You! SINCERELY, ANGEL GUETTERA “THANK YOU” for all your wonderful letters over the past year. Keep them coming! You may send your letters to editor@floridaagenda.com or visit our site at www.floridaagenda.com to comment.

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Who Knew? Candida and Thrush Two Words You Should Know and Avoid By SAM KNEW, MSW

Those of you who read this column regularly may tend to be surprised by what you learn. I like to think this is done with a combination of statistical science and wit (if I say so myself). But occasionally I find myself challenged to find the balance between tasteful humor and knowledge. This is one of those times. With that in mind, you may prefer to enjoy your morning coffee and bagel before reading on. We are talking about yeast infections here, so get set. Most of us think that yeast infections (Candida) are primarily a female problem. It may surprise you, however, to learn that men can also contract or develop yeast infections. Penile, anal and yes, oral, are all types of yeast

infections in men. Most commonly, penile yeast infections among men are transmitted sexually, normally after sex with a carrier female, which makes it surprising that yeast infections are not considered a sexually transmitted disease (STD). Men who engage in vaginal sex with an infected female partner can pass the infection to anyone (male or female). This is one means of the spread of the infection (anally and orally). The rate of infection is higher among uncircumcised men since the foreskin can trap in moisture. General symptoms of penile infection are identified as itching (similar to jock itch), burning during sex and urination, soreness, and redness of the tip of the penis. Some men may also experience a white, clumpy discharge (not to be mistaken for semen). Anal infection symptoms are usually isolated to itchiness and redness. Men who also engage in unprotected anal sex (even with an uninfected partner) may develop an infection. This can occur when bacteria in feces comes into contact with the penis, (another reason to

avoid that “not so fresh” feeling). Oral infection (thrush) is usually recognized by white patches covering the inside of the mouth. Patches may be on the insides of the cheeks, tongue, roof of the mouth, and lips and gums as it spreads. Partners performing oral sex on uncircumcised men are at greater risk, again due an increased likelihood of trapped bacteria. Additional means of infection among men include the prolonged use of antibiotics and men with compromised immune systems. Antibiotics do not discriminate between bad and good bacteria, thus creating an ideal environment for the infection to cultivate. In addition, diabetic individuals are also likely to develop yeast infections due to high levels of sugar in the body – specifically in urine. Fortunately, prevention and treatment for all these types of yeast infections are fairly simple. Your own personal hygiene is always a good place to start. Also, try being mindful to wash any areas of the body that can trap moisture (foreskin) and remember to completely dry these

areas. Severe cases in partners can be identified easily, especially if you are taking the time to playfully “inspect.” Usually treatment includes a week-long regimen of topical cream and abstinence, the latter perhaps being the most difficult of the two. H

Sam Knew, MSW is an educator and a local counselor. He can be reached at samknewmsw@gmail.com or www.facebook.com/samknew

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Snowbiz Now!

Modern-day Shaman By NiChOlAS SNOW R. Angelo Pezzote, MA, NCC, LMHC, LMFT, RPh, is based in Miami but demonstrates a worldwide commitment to healing. This manifests itself in an advice column, pod casts, workshops and lectures, and in his private psychotherapy practice. His book, “Straight-Acting – Gay Men, Masculinity, and Finding True Love,” has touched many, including yours truly. Not only is Angelo filled with courage, strength and hope, he guides others in experiencing the same. He is, in fact, a modern-day shaman who has also been my friend for many years. “In the words of Ernest Holmes,” Angelo quoted, “you can change your life by changing your thinking. Unless you change your thoughts, words and actions today, your tomorrows will continue to play reruns of your yesterdays.” Angelo speaks from experience. He describes the single greatest motivator of his life as, “My pain. Out of the many painful losses in my life, I was forged into the person I am. Through the challenges in my life – childhood abuse, significant money loss, love of my life loss, and the like – I discovered natural love and joy at my core. I was cracked open, raw, and somehow through that, compassion emerged. I realized nothing else really mattered.” Angelo put his pain into practice. “Over the years, I realize my patients don’t need distant, cold, fancy, intelligent, clinical interventions from me,” he said. “What they need from me is to treat them while loving them, agape style, non-sexually and safely, so they can heal their gripe with humanity. That’s what this work is fundamentally about – healing heart to heart, soul to soul.” “It is done unto you as you believe,” Angelo explained. “When you believe something, you get set in your ways over time. Eventually you get hypnotized, only accepting incoming information that supports your belief, ignoring evidence of the contrary. Since your beliefs filter your experience that way, your reality is influenced by what you believe. Life is a mirror, whereby your experiences are reflections of your beliefs. Nothing in your life changes until you are willing to change your beliefs.” “Leading physicists say that the underlying fabric of the universe is a field of endless possibilities,” Angelo continued, “existing simultaneously, suspended in a sort of quantum matrix with no location or state of being, until something occurs that locks one of the possibilities into place. That something is consciousness. So modern physicists concur with the central message – your thoughts collapse actuality from possibility.” Okay. Do what I did. Read this paragraph again. “There are two main steps that help alter your beliefs, thoughts and feelings to get more of what you want out of life,”

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Angelo elaborated. First, “No matter how many times old thought patterns and negative core beliefs return, don’t give them attention. Be persistent.” Second, Angelo continued, “Consistently generate positive thoughts even if you don’t believe what you are saying at first.” He gives examples: “Life is good. I am happiness right here and right now. I am whole, perfect and complete. I am love. Something good is going to happen to me. The right people are coming into my path.

“You may notice when you start to use this positive psychology that negative thoughts and feelings will come on even more strongly,” advised Angelo. “Don’t worry. That’s just resistance. They won’t go without a fight, so give them one. Ultimately the negativity will die out and you will be left in the joy, peace and love of consciousness. Remember, the steps are most effective when used as a daily practice. This requires conviction, discipline and patience. It’s not something to try for three days and give up on.” Profoundly, Angelo revealed, “It’s how you love that counts. You could say I was reduced to ash and like the Phoenix rose up out of the flames and recreated myself anew. It was ‘die in my protective isolation chamber’ or ‘find a better way to live in the world.’ I chose life and the only other path I could – love. It took being shattered, rocked to my foundation, to annihilate my protective defenses, open my heart, and love all out. I learned that no one could end my misery but me. And no one could love me like I could love myself.” People throughout the world are responding to Angelo where he’s at – at www.AskAngelo.com. Thanks, Angelo, for your service to humanity. H

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It’s just another Thursday in an otherwise unremarkable week. As per my routine, I’m wearing a pair of sweat pants complete with bleach stains and a drawstring waist sans the string, a ratty T-shirt with a hole in it and I have my pink rubber gloves on that I wear when cleaning the bathroom. I have a bandana wrapped on my head ala some 50s housewife in curlers. My face is covered with a clay masque, which followed an exfoliating masque and which itself will be followed by a soothing green tea masque. Why am I sharing the mundane details of my cleaning and grooming habits? Because I’ve often wondered if anyone else’s weekend routine started the day before the actual night out and if it were as complex as mine. After the house has been vacuumed, dusted and scrubbed and my face has been plucked, sucked and sandblasted, it’s time for wardrobe selection. I can’t just throw on any old thing. Wardrobe needs to be appropriate for the venue, with whom you are going, mood and so forth. I spent my formative early gay years with the lesser celebrity “jet set” in New York City. Every night was a party, a fundraiser, or some new club and there was an unspoken dress code. The velvet ropes carefully keeping the crowds out of certain night spots were not just there to hold people back and let the “right” people in. Those ropes and the guards behind them were centurions with a flair for fashion and an eye for the “it” people. There they stood, ear pieces in, clip-boards in hand practically motionless except for their eyes which were constantly scanning the crowd to make sure who shouldn’t be waiting wasn’t. I’m not ashamed to say that, way back when, I myself was in with the “right” crowd. It may seem shallow and superficial, but damned if I didn’t have some fabulous times. When I moved to my beloved Fort Liquordale, wardrobe proved to be just

as important. The right clothes for the right clubs and, I’ll admit, also I needed to plan the “right” substances I’d be doing that evening (I no longer use or approve of the use of illicit drugs, As my readers know, I’ve made some mistakes in the past and I’ve paid very dearly for them). South Beach, Oy! Now that was always crazy. I’d have to start prepping on a Wednesday because a new outfit had to be bought. When surrounded by men built like Abercrombie and Fitch models, who you knew would be shirtless in 12 minutes and when you’re pretty much a thin, average boy – you just had to have a designer on your ass. Now, every time I get ready, I find myself staring blankly the same rack of clothing, hoping something I haven’t worn before would magically appear, unless of course I’d been shopping, and naturally I can never decide what to wear on the first try. Could I squeeze into those jeans that I haven’t worn in two years but used to look so good? After a struggle of epic proportions, I find that horray, they fit well as long as I don’t breath, put anything in my pockets or have to bend over. So off they come. After several failed attempts and growing tired of looking in the mirror, I decide on the basic black suit that I was thinking about wearing in the first place anyway. Having accomplished what I had to do, I bring my essentials (tranquilizer, my teddy bear and the remote control) to bed. I lie in my bed and stare at the television, my thoughts ranging from should I repaint the living room to whether or not I should wear a little eyeliner tomorrow. Yet as tomorrow arrives, and after all the work of bearing the production of going out, I decide I am too tired, instead I settle for an evening with the TV and go to bed! “Welcome to middle age.” Maybe now, I’ll buy different pairs of “designer” sheets! H

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“Got Jokes”

How to Protect Yourself in this Uncertain Economy

By AJ CROSS This week’s column is a celebration of laughter. Margaret Cho always says, “If we can’t laugh at ourselves, then fu*k it.” Here are my TOP 10 gay jokes from various sources. It’s hard to find clean gay jokes. I hope they lighten up your day.

#10 What do you call 50 lesbians and 50 republican in a room? 100 people that don’t do d*ck!

#9 What do gay men and ambulances have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!

#8 What did one gay sperm say to another? “How do we find an egg in all of this sh*t?"

#7 How do you fit four gay guys on a bar stool? Flip it over.

#6 Why do so many lesbians join the army? They saw the recruitment ad about being in the bush.

#5 Why don’t gays work at sperm banks? They always get fired for drinking on the job!

#4 How do you know if you're at a gay picnic? The hotdogs taste like sh*t!

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#3 A gay man went to the ER because he had a vibrator stuck up his a*s. The ER Doctor took a look and said “Don’t worry; I’ll have it out in no time.” “Don’t do that,” said the gay man. “What do you want me to do?” asked the doctor. The gay man said “Change the batteries,” duh!

#2 Billy the very gay flight attendant announced to the passengers, “We will be landing the plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays that would be fab.” He noticed that a rather exotic-looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. “Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big engines. I asked you to raise your tray for landing.” She calmly said, “In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one.” Billy replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sister, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up b*tch!"

#1 3 men are bragging about their sons. Man #1 says, “I’m proud of my son because he is a Doctor and is making so much money that he just bought a brand new BMW. Man #2 says. “I’m proud of my son because he is a Lawyer and just bought a house in the Hamptons. Man #3 says, “I’m not too proud of my son because he’s a fag, but hey at least he’s got a new BMW and a house in the Hamptons. H

There is no doubt that we are still feeling the effects of “the 2008 melt down.” While the recession may have ended in the United States, it is anything but over in Europe, creating continuing world economic turmoil. Many investors are still extremely wary of US banks and investment firms because it is nearly impossible to know what actual exposure to European debt is among the domestic banking industry. This has created a culture of fear that is driving the markets. In 2008, the investment banks said that CDO’s were safe and that they were properly hedged. However, most investors at the time had never heard of a credit swap default. This is a kind of insurance policy, unregulated and created by AIG. Another example is Morgan Stanley. That investment house has $30 billion in exposure to French banks alone. These French banks, in turn, could easily go under if the financial crisis in Greece and Italy is not resolved. If Italy and Greece collapses, their downfall could very likely impact the economies of Ireland, Portugal, and Spain. Since we don’t know how Morgan Stanley is hedging its investments, we don’t have definitive answers. Hopefully it is through secured collateral. They may, however, be using collateral credit swaps. Sound familiar? Now if Morgan Stanley and other US banks are using CCS’s to hedge bets with European banks, we would be in another bail-out situation. However, before that could happen, the global markets would suffer

huge losses. That, in turn, would mean that your 401k, IRA, and stock portfolio would likely suffer losses as a direct result. As if you haven’t lost enough already. So what can you do to protect yourself ? Well, first off you need to hedge yourself. The best way to do this is to move a portion of your investments into products that do not risk your principle. Some examples are CD’s, annuities and treasury bonds. Unfortunately, these types of investments don’t yield high returns. However, I am sure you agree, it is better to gain a little and have no losses. The second thing you must do is vote. Any candidate that is in favor of repealing Dodd-Frank has the banks interests as their primary concern and not the interests of people like you. Dodd-Frank is the only safe-guard against letting Wall Street police itself. Wall Street bankers have one misson only and that is make money for themselves and their firms. The notion that they are jobs creators is insane. One could argue they are driven solely by year-end bonuses. If you want protect your future, I suggest you follow my advice. H

For more financial information contact Justyn Hudson-Swordy at 954-8223604 or send email to Justyn@jasbfinancial.com. Mr. Swordy has nearly a decade of experience in financial planning strategies.

What are you thankful for this Thanksgiving?

Rocky Bowell – Manager of Pride Factory I’m thankful for the continued success of Pride Factory especially during these bad economic times.

Dale Madison – Fundraising Coordinator for Poverello I am so thankful for my true friends who have stood by me through all of the trials and tribulations.

Bradley James – Seeking Employment I’m thankful to be alive and breathing.

Julie Pohlig – Retired I’m thankful for my friends, family and my health.

Joe McConnell – Retired I just lost my partner and I’m thankful for the 35 years we’ve had together.

Wolf Gann – Manager at CopyThis I am thankful for seeing the many blessings life provides every day. I’m thankful life’s many distractions and dark hours can’t blind the good in humanity. Most of all, I’m thankful to the many friends, workers and business owners in Wilton Manors who have shown me true kindness, friendship and love.

Scott M. – Student Manager I’m thankful for my friends, family and having a job in this horrible economy.

Tom Villano – Retired Teacher I’m very thankful for my good and loving partner and two daughters. I’m also thankful to have a comfortable lifestyle here in Wilton Manors.

Albert Cortes – Floral Designer In these hard times, we often wonder what is there to be thankful for? Remember that there are people worse off than you and may need a favor. Do that favor for someone that needs it. It brings us closer together and gives us yet another thing to be thankful for. Albert Taylor – Health Coordinator I am thankful for good health and reaching my goals in the year 2011. I am thankful for the new friendships and new love this Thanksgiving. I am very proud to be part of the Wilton Manors community and hope everyone has a wonderful holiday season.

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THE STYLE VOICE OF THE LGBT COMMUNITY

WHAT’S INSIDE? THE MANY SIDES OF BALI n this week’s Style & Entertainment, Eric Christian provides you with your must haves for The White Party in Style; Tom Bonanti shows you how to get “Beefier Biceps” by Christmas in Fitness; and Jean Doherty treats us to a rich and comforting Ossobuco in Recipe. We also have part two of Paul Rubio’s journey through the spiritual and bountiful side of Bali in Travel; a review of Rosa Mexicano – South Beach, the newest restaurant of the upscale Mexican restaurant chain on Lincoln Road in Dining; and your favorites, Outs in Florida and our statewide Bar Guide. Enjoy! H – AV

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The Parliament House A Venue of Frolics, Fun and Follies By Christian alexander I was in desperate need of some time off. But where to go on the spur of the moment? The Parliament House in Orlando sprang to mind (as did Tahiti, but I’m on a budget now) to take in the shows, do a little dance, make a little love and basically “get down” all weekend seemed to be in order. I informed the front desk that I would be doing a story for the Florida Agenda and had the good fortune to be given the name of the man who could facilitate my needs, Mr. Michael Wanzie, the Theatrical Producer/Sales and Events Coordinater. He is the wizard behind the curtain that helps make the Foot Light Theatre more enjoyable than a trip to Oz. I was given the full “red-carpet” treatment. Michael took time out of his whirlwind schedule to give me a guided tour of all the amenities and was just an allaround pleasure to meet. I came to refer to him as the “go to guy.” He also, in his capacity of Event’s Coordinator, is in the process of putting together his very own spoof of “A Christmas Carol.” If you have a free weekend, I highly recommend it. Everyone at the Parliament House is

friendly and welcoming, I am, however, going to focus on three people who made my stay just a little more extraordinary. I would like to thank the entire staff for an incredible weekend – with a special note to the FootLight Players, all of whom are an absolute inspiration. The cast has all been there several years and work together with the efficiency of a Broadway production. It was my misfortune to have missed the legendary talent of Darcel Stevens, the usual Mistress of Ceremonies, but my great pleasure to witness the tornado of talent that embodies the form of Carol Lee. It bears mentioning that both Darcel and Carol Lee have been with the theatre for approximately 12 years and yet I still noticed something of a family environment backstage, which I believe helps set them apart from other shows. Now unto Carol Lee and myself. At some point between shows, Carol Lee took the time with me to sit down and talk, and I grew more fond of her as we spoke. Having grown up in the small town of Fort Wayne, Indiana, she knew that she always “marched to the beat of a differ-

ent drummer” as she graciously put it,from an early age. We chatted about this and that, her incredibly hectic schedule of seven different shows (I still can’t even imagine that) each weekend as well as her day job (which I will not mention here, but is quite impressive). When I inquired as to what made her do it all, she simply stated (with a somewhat sly look on her face), “a girl’s got to eat and it’s not like I’m out digging ditches. I’m playing with make-up and putting on a dress.” When I asked her what her inspiration for entertaining was, we had a bit of an “Oprah” moment. She tried holding back some tears and told me the story of her Grandmother. This amazing woman was apparently the strength from whom Carol Lee draws her and she told me her Grandmother had a favorite quote. “If I had made it to Hollywood first, no one would have ever heard of Ethel Merman.” After having sat down with Carol Lee, I believe that to be absolutely true. And then there is that Master of Mixology, Derek. At some point during the blissful madness of the weekend, I

chanced upon yet another heart of gold. I’ll admit, I was first drawn to his looks. But as we conversed, I found him to be intelligent, witty and especially kind. He works in the Bear Den--not my usual choice, but hey, it was a vacation and it was right next door to the antique shop (which, is an absolute MUST). My best friend and I quickly laid claim to the pool table and I would go up to chat with Derek between games and order more cocktails. We actually got to know each other a little bit, and he was absolutely amazing! He has been with the Parliament House for about 2½ years and had nothing but good things to say about it. He pours a mean cocktail once he knows what you like. A word of caution: look, but don’t touch, girls. He’s off limits for the time being! When all was said and done, I had the most exquisite time that’s allowed by law and I suggest you treat yourself to a good time as well by venturing up to the Parliament House. Between the live entertainment and the more than delicious staff, a good time is had by all – guaranteed. H Photos courtesy, The Parliament House

The FootLight Players perform on the main pool stage The dance floor is always packed!

No matter the theme, the Parliament House always puts on a great show!

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The Many Sides of Bali Part II: The Rich Interior By PAUL RUBIO Found along the island’s east coast and deep in its interior, the area known as “Traditional Bali” captures the island’s timeless spirit, still flourishing in today’s globalized world and unwavering in its cultural foundations. It is here, far removed from the chaos of the modern world, where you’ll lose yourself in the heartfelt hospitality of daily village life, the rewarding treks through rice fields, the burgeoning indigenous arts and craft scene, the odalan ceremonies held at Bali’s “1000 temples” and the pilgrimages to reach them. This is the Bali of fairytales and coffee table books, a land of spiritual awakenings and an invitation to journey to a time bygone. Coastal brilliance notwithstanding, the country’s rich interior is the pinnacle of the island’s aesthetic and ethnic grandeur. The city of Ubud and its proximate villages showcase the island’s living culture, where eclectic artists interpret the modernization of traditional living, where esteemed Balinese architecture abounds, where village elders trek through the gates of mountaintop luxu-

ry hotels to fetch holy water from the temples below, and where the Agung River breathes life into all who grow around her. A seamless amalgamation of alternating levels of dense forest and rice terraces – an unwavering landscape of everlasting vertical and horizontal greens – this is the Bali of legends, the realization of wanderlust and life experience. Within this sphere of Zen, it is possible to reside either in the heart of the cultural action or on the periphery, engrossed in the natural environment. The centrally located, luxury boutique hotel, Uma Ubud (uma.ubud.como.bz), and the more lavish Amandari (amanresorts.com) lie in the epicenter of Ubud’s prolific arts scene. Both boast the full throttle Eat, Pray, LOVE Ubud experience and are a short drive from renowned yoga centers, cooking schools, and convivial villages where healers, wood carvers, and silversmiths carry on the customs of generations past. A bit further afield, the COMO Shambhala Estate (cse.como.bz) is the evergreen of

Ubud inspiration and enlightenment, providing breathtaking backdrops, utter luxury, and outlets for physical stimulation, combining for an end product of unparalleled mental invigoration. Organized as 3, 5, and 7-day wellness programs, the personal sojourn at COMO Shambhala Estate begins with a consultation from the in-house Aryuvedic doctor, who prepares a bespoke itinerary for time spent at The Estate. Days alternate between spa treatments, hilltop yoga and Pilates classes, jungle treks, and unapologetic relaxation, interspersed by guiltless indulgence in innovative organic meals and revitalizing juices. The suggested structure leaves ample time for a cathartic journey of self, where getting lost around the 23-acre estate and exploring the natural spring pools hugging the mountain’s edge, delighting in the sounds and sights of nature at the riverbank, reflecting on personal achievement, or testing physical fitness at the bonafide “jungle gym” are all options. Accommodations are structured as five

luxury “residences” and five “retreat villas,” with the full gamut of haute resort offerings showcased through individualistic motifs like fire, water, and earth. For example, Tejasuara or “Sound of Fire” is a residence where understated design flawlessly tempers the darkness of the dominant Sumba stone and black bamboo, illuminated by the fire pit that burns beside the sparkling infinity pool. Indeed, it seems ironic that an island celebrated for its coastal majesty boasts some of its greatest treasures inland. In fact, Bali’s fortunes are everywhere – superbly distributed over its vast volcanoes, lush mountains, and its remote and crowded beaches where timeless villages and show-stopping resorts co-exist in harmony. This multi-faceted island has evolved as a land of diverse escapism, ripe with endless opportunity for adventure, vacation, and self-reflection in the presence of living history and natural wonder. H Next week, Part III: The Rustic East

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By ERIC CHRISTIAN The biggest HIV Fundraiser is upon us and the dress code is clear. Wear White. Now luckily being in South Florida, the rules on white clothes really don’t apply, we can wear white anything after Labor Day! For that reason alone, if you do get a new outfit, you will definitely have call to wear it again and again. So as you get yourself ready for the party, remember at the White Party anything goes! Also with nearly a week of events, you can really take your style strides out more often. A lot of the parties are beach based, so invest is some nice shorts, pants and a

light short-sleeved good quality cotton or linen shirt. Fabric is key, so go for light weight. You will be partying, dancing drinking and enjoying South Florida at its best so let your clothes enhance you, not get drenched in sweat! For the real fashionistas out there that want to take this white opportunity to another level, then opt for a white suit, complete with some cool and outrageous accessories! Remember the White Party is a celebration of community for a crucial cause, so party, donate and look stylish while doing it! H

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FORT LAUDERDALE/WILTON MANORS ALIBI 2266 Wilton Drive, Wilton Manors Gayborhood tradition since 1997. Comfortable, inviting atmosphere with indoor video bars, outdoor drinking and dining. Drink specials all week, with mammoth 22-ounce Long Island Iced Teas for $3 on Thursdays ATOMIC/BOOM 2232 Wilton Drive, Wilton Manors The bar with two names features a dance club and Gayborhood bar. Drag Bingo on Mondays, karaoke Mondays and Tuesdays, dance music Fridays and Saturdays, and (indoor) Sunday T-Dance. BILL’S FILLING STATION 2209 Wilton Drive, Wilton Manors Videos, pool tables, dart boards, dance floor, happy hour, live shows, Tuesday and Thursday karaoke – and great burgers, to boot. Fun and friendly truck-stop-themed bar. BOARDWALK 1721 N Andrews Ave., Fort Lauderdale Over 100 of the sexiest men from all over the world. Go-go dancers, cages, billiards, 2-4-1 Happy Hours. Drag emcees and did we mention the Boys? CORNER PUB 1915 N Andrews Ave., Wilton Manors Friendly atmosphere, unpretentious clientele and staff. Next to Island City Pizza (so you can get your drink AND your slice on). CUBBY HOLE 823 N Federal Hwy., Fort Lauderdale Butch bar and grill with a rockin’ daytime crowd (and a fun nighttime one, too). Fifty cent pool, 2-for-1 drinks all day every day, video games, hot movies on HDTV and DirecTV. Thursdays it’s Bare Bear Chest Night, and every Friday and Saturday the fur flies with Hot Bears on Poles (where their Grizzlies Grind)! DEPOT CABANA BAR AND GRILL 2935 N Federal Hwy., Fort Lauderdale Adjacent to the America’s Best Inn and Suites. Pool open daily – No Cover or Day Pass. Great food, daily happy hour, Sunday afternoon T-Dance Poolside. Karaoke and live music. Open daily at 11:30 a.m. DUDES 3270 NE 33rd St., Fort Lauderdale Men dancing for men. Hot go-go boys in an upscale atmosphere, piano lounge for more quiet interludes. Steamy shower shows. JOHNNY’S 1116 W Broward Blvd., Fort Lauderdale Club, bar, lounge. Male dancers and the men who love (to ogle) them. Sunday amateur strip contest (and karaoke!). LIPS 1421 E Oakland Park Blvd., Oakland Park The Ultimate in Drag Dining. Dinner and shows six nights a week. Sunday Gospel Brunch with the Sisters of Sequins. LIVING ROOM 300 SW 1st Ave., Fort Lauderdale Fort Lauderdale Arts & Entertainment District meets South Beach. Friday nights they’re here, they’re queer, and they drink free from 10:30(ish) to Midnight. Only House Music club in town with its own Classical (and classicallychiseled) violinist. THE MANOR 2345 Wilton Drive, Wilton Manors WeHo vibe (think: LA’s The Abbey) in the heart of the Gayborhood. Dine, drink, dance, play, mingle. Theme rooms (salsa and merengue every weekend in the Latin Quarter!). Live dancing and dining.

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PJ’S CORNER POCKET 924 N Flagler Dr., Fort Lauderdale Friendly neighborhood interracial bar with drinks specials every night of the week including, “In the Biz Mondays” at 9 p.m. with 2-4-1 drinks and $3 Cosmos and Apple Martinis, “Splash Friday’s” wet underwear contest, and Sunday’s pool tournament, both with a $50 cash prize! RAMROD 1508 NE 4th Ave., Fort Lauderdale Voted World’s Favorite Leather Bar. Pig Dance first Saturday of the month – South Florida’s Busiest, Craziest Monthly Party (with caged hunks at Midnight on Saturdays – is there a downside to this?). ROSIE’S BAR & GRILL 2449 Wilton Dr., Wilton Manors Nexus of the A-Gay List. Be Seen in the Scene (without making one). Food, folks, libations, and a killer Sunday Funday. SCANDALS SALOON 3073 NE 6th Ave., Wilton Manors A line-dancin’, tight blue jeans-wearin’ good time. Country and western music, two-steppin’, three-steppin’, pool tables, and themed events year ‘round. Cowboys and Indians was never this much fun, Pilgrim. SIDELINES 2031 Wilton Drive, Wilton Manors Where Sports come first. Nationally known destination sports bar with TVs streaming NFL, MLB, NBA and college games. Pool tables, dart boards and large indoor (and now smoke-free) facility. Outdoor patio features area for smokers. Mixed crowd of gay men and women (who would have thought?). Featured in Bloomberg Businessweek and recommended by LOGO. STABLE 205 E Oakland Park Blvd., Fort Lauderdale Levis-and-leather neighborhood bar, where the bears line dance and the cowboys are VERY friendly. SMARTY PANTS 2400 E Oakland Park Blvd., Fort Lauderdale Cozy neighborhood bar with daily happy hour, and regular patrons. Show night Thursdays at 9 p.m. Karaoke Friday and Saturday nights, and with matinee on Sunday afternoon.

SCORE 727 Lincoln Rd., Miami Beach Dance, drink, party all night on Miami Beach’s Lincoln Road. Tons of events throughout the year, including fundraisers for Winter Party, White Party, and Miami Beach Gay Pride. SPACE 34 NE 11th St., Miami Mingle and mix with gays and str8s in the heart of Downtown Miami. Indoor dance floors and outdoor rooftop bar, spectacular light show. TWIST 1057 Washington Ave., Miami Beach Great music, friendly staff, hot tourists and locals. Never a cover, always a groove. Bungalow Bar = Hot Men. In SoBe’s Art Deco District. JOHNNY’S MIAMI 62 NE 14th Street, Downtown Miami Club, bar and lounge. Johnny’s Miami boasts the best sound system in town! Plenty of safe, secured parking. Open 5pm to 5am daily. Hot male dancers and daily drink specials.

ORLANDO/CENTRAL FLORIDA HANKS 5026 Edgewater Dr., Orlando, FL Friendly local bar with a cruisy attitude. One of Orlando’s oldest and friendliest Gay bars. Beer and Wine. Pool Tables, Video Games and a Large Patio area. HAMBURGER MARY’S BAR & GRILL 110 W Church St., Orlando, FL Eat, Drink & Be Mary! Tuesday BINGO with Miss Sammy & Carol Lee, Wednesday Trivia with Doug Bouser and Leigh Shannon’s Cabaret Dinner Show is every Saturday, 7:30 p.m. PARLIAMENT HOUSE 410 N Orange Blossom Trail, Orlando, FL All gay entertainment complex with 130 newly-remodeled hotel rooms. Cruisy Hotel, Nightclub, Pool Bar, Bear/Leather Bar.

TORPEDO 2829 W Broward Blvd., Fort Lauderdale Dance, shoot pool, drink til 4 a.m., 7 nights a week. Doors open at Midnight; dance til Dawn.

NEW PHOENIX 7124 Aloma Ave., Winter Park, FL Winter Park’s ONLY Gay & Lesbian Bar. Been There Forever! Karaoke every Tuesday and Friday at 9 p.m. Drag shows every Saturday night. Home of the $1 Jello shots.

VOODOO LOUNGE 111 SW 2nd Ave., Fort Lauderdale Gay and mixed every Sunday, with afternoon T-Dance and drink specials, then the popular Life’s a Drag show with gobs of female impersonators, hot dudes and the chicks who want to change them.

PULSE 1912 S Orange Ave., Orlando, FL Orlando’s Premier Gay Bar & Nightclub with Ultra Lounge, Jewel Box Dance Floor, and Adonis Dancers. Twisted Tuesdays with $10 All-U-Can Drink, College Wednesdays (18+) and 2-4-1 every Friday for Happy Hour.

WHISKEY BLUE 401 N Fort Lauderdale Beach Blvd., Fort Lauderdale In the W Hotel on Fort Lauderdale Beach, downstairs it’s the elegant Whiskey Blue, upstairs the luxe Living Room: hot dance and social settings in a distinctive atmosphere with signature cocktails and upscale patrons. Indoor and outdoor lounges.

SAVOY ORLANDO 1913 N Orange Ave., Orlando, FL “The hottest” gay bar and nightclub in Orlando. The MEN OF SAVOY Dancers from 6 p.m. til 2 a.m. every night in the main bar! Video Bar, Pool Tables.

MIAMI/MIAMI BEACH BAR 721 721 N Lincoln Lane, Miami Beach Plush, lush and flush, a luxe, sexy décor that includes soft carpeting, comfy couches and a Grown Up Playroom equipped with a flat screen TV for video games, pool table, ceiling-mounted speakers. Enjoy 5 to 10 p.m. happy hours including $6 premium drinks.

MATTY’S ON THE DRIVE 2426 Wilton Drive, Wilton Manors Drink specials, billiards, and a chill gayborhood vibe. 75 Cent drinks on Wednesdays. No Drama, No Smoking.

CLUB BOI 777 NE 79 St., Miami With an urban vibe on the weekends, a diverse crowd and a diverse musical format, including Hip Hop, R&B, House, Reggae, Soca, Latin and Old School. Go-go bois and drink specials.

MONKEY BUSINESS 2740 N Andrews Ave., Fort Lauderdale Cozy neighborhood bar. Karaoke, drag shows, Patio Bar – and open at 9 a.m. daily.

CLUB SUGAR 2301 SW 32nd Ave., Miami Gay Latin scene, with Salsa, Merengue, Reggaeton, Hip Hop and House music always playing.

MONA’S 502 E Sunrise Blvd., Fort Lauderdale Cocktail Lounge in the heart of Searstown. Fun customers, fun bartenders and fun proprietor (the Legendary Jerry). Outside patio. Wednesday karaoke, Thursday Speedball Tournament.

DISCOTEKKA 950 NE 2nd Ave., Miami Hot music, hot scene, hot bartenders, and hot patrons in the hot heart of Downtown Miami.

NAKED GRAPE 2163 Wilton Drive, Wilton Manors Relaxing, friendly, hip, unique – the alternative gathering place on Wilton Drive. Wine tastings and events. Tuesday and Wednesday Late Night In the Biz.

PALACE BAR 1200 Ocean Drive, Miami Beach This bar and restaurant in the heart of South Beach’s Art Deco District. Mouth-watering burgers, boys (and girls!). Weekend cabaret shows Thursday through Sunday.

MOVA LOUNGE 1625 Michigan Ave., Miami Beach On Miami Beach’s famed Lincoln Road, never a cover. Drink specials all week long, live DJs, high energy music and a fun crowd getting their dance on til late.

WYLDE'S 3557 S Orange Ave., Orlando, FL Neighborhood bar South of Downtown Orlando. Jukebox, Video Games, Pool Tables and Dancers. PARADISE ORLANDO 1300 N Mills Ave, Orlando, FL Orlando’s casual Gay & Lesbian bar and nightclub. Patio, Tiki Bar and Pool Tables. Happy Hour 4 til 9 p.m. and drink specials every day til 9 p.m. BAR CODES (Formerly Bear Bar) 4453 Edgewater Dr., Orlando, FL Friendly Bar, Real Men and Bears... Oh My! Beer and Wine. Tends to attract the after work Happy Hour crowd.

TAMPA BAY 2606 2606 N Armenia Ave., Tampa, FL Tampa's favorite Levi/leather bar has two floors (dimly lit), with the upstairs being the more cruisy. There's Hog House shop on-premises, and the 2606 is home to the Tampa Leather Club. Monday is Underwear Night, Tuesdays are $1 drinks and on Wednesdays, Longnecks are just $1.50. AZALEA LOUNGE 1502 N Florida Ave., Tampa, FL Exposed brick, cold beverages and friendly staff are the mainstays of the recently bloomed Florida Avenue flower! Neighborhood bar, pool tables. BAXTER'S LOUNGE 1519 S Dale Mabry, Tampa, FL Tampa Happy Hour Tradition. Serving up some of the hottest dancers Wednesday thru Saturday nights at 10PM.

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FLIRT NIGHTCLUB & SHOWBAR 1909 N 15th St., Tampa, FL (Ybor City) Get that hometown feeling. Amazing lazer shows, big headliners and has been around for 6 years. CITY SIDE 3703 Henderson Blvd., Tampa, FL Tampa Bay’s “Best Happy Hour” til Midnight every night of the week. GBAR 1401 E 7th Ave., Tampa (Ybor City), FL Dance Club & Video Bar. Open Tuesday through Saturday, 4 p.m. til 3 a.m. No cover before 10 p.m., $5 after with ID. VALENTINES NIGHTCLUB 7522 N Armenia Ave., Tampa, FL Voted #1 Nightclub in Tampa. Open 7 days a week 3 p.m. to 3 a.m. Monday, Latin Night, Tuesdays are Boys Night Out, Wednesdays are Karaoke Night, Thursdays, No Cover Dance Party, Fridays feature Hot Go-Go Girls, Saturdays are Latino Night “Uncut” and Sundays are Hip Hop Night. Ki Ki Ki III 1908 W Kennedy Blvd., Tampa, FL One of The Oldest Bars (beer and wine). A plain bar without pretention with its share of young regulars. RAINBOW ROOM 421 S MacDill Ave., Tampa, FL A mix between a neighborhood bar and a community center. Main bar with pool, darts, jukebox. Outdoor Tiki patio has a full volleyball court and live bands. Beer & Wine.

ST. PETERSBURG GEORGIES ALIBI 3100 3rd Ave. North, St. Petersburg, FL One of the most popular gay bars in St. Pete. It’s always busy! Great VJ’s play Top 40 music. Mondays are Drag BINGO and Talent contest, Pool tourney Wednesdays, and the legendary Long Island Iced Tea nights on Thursdays. Ages 21 and over, never a cover! FLAMINGO RESORT 4601 34th St. South, St. Petersburg, FL Florida’s “largest, luxury all gay resort.” Non-stop entertainment, great menu, and drinks served poolside at the Cabana. Weekly events and 2-4-1 Happy Hour daily from 11 a.m. to 9 p.m. Saturday Happy Hour ($1 off) 11 a.m to 9 p.m. GEMINI LOUNGE 2315 Central Ave., St. Petersburg, FL Gemini Lounge aims to serve a variety of tastes; music, karaoke, Internet access, poetry readings and sports on TV. OAR HOUSE BAR & LIQUOR STORE 4807 22nd Ave. South, St. Petersburg, FL Fun, friendly, laid-back atmosphere where you can get great drinks at cheap prices! Drama free! Happy Hour daily from 2 p.m. til 9 p.m. HAYMARKET PUB 8308 4th St. North, St. Petersburg, FL More of a Men’s bar. Showing hot videos, beer specials, Saturday Underwear Night, and different events each week. HIDEAWAY 8302 4th St. North, St. Petersburg, FL The oldest Womyn’s bar in the country. Where music is always the main entree! Coldest selection of beer in town. DETOUR 2612 Central Ave., St. Petersburg, FL The hottest club in St. Pete. Daily specials, karaoke nights and gogo boys from Rico's Men. Noted for it’s Saturday Drag shows and Karaoke nights. Full liquor bar.

MELBOURNE/COCOA COLD KEG NIGHTCLUB 4060 W New Haven Ave., Melbourne, FL Largest Gay Club in Melbourne Florida and the Premier Gay Bar & Nightclub in Brevard County. ULTRA LOUNGE 407 Brevard Ave., Cocoa, FL Nestled in Cocoa Village, this bar has a full coffee bar, serving espresso, lattes, cappuccinos as well as draft beers & wine.

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THE METRO 2929 Plum St., Jacksonville, FL The Metro Entertainment Complex has been serving the GLBT community for 17 years. Features a total of 7 different venues under one roof to choose from. Lesbo-A-Go-Go, monthly Tea Dances, special quest performers, female impersonators and live musicians. BOOT RACK SALOON 4751 Lenox Ave., Jacksonville, FL Your Neighborhood Gay Bar - the place for men. Cold beer, music and a warm and cozy atmosphere. Hot men and cheap beer... We all know where that leads! AJ'S BAR & GRILL 10244 Atlantic Blvd., Jacksonville, FL Annie and Janie invite you to stop by and see some old friends and meet some new ones! Great food, awesome service, delicious mixed drinks and live entertainment. PARK PLACE LOUNGE 931 King St., Jacksonville, FL A fun and comfortable gay bar that’s accommodating to both gays and non-gays. A great place to watch your favorite game, or enjoy playing Wii while the liquor flows! THE NORM 2952 Roosevelt Blvd., Jacksonville, FL A neighborhood bar. Everyone is welcome, but remember it is a girls bar! Beer and Wine only. 616 BAR 616 Park St., Jacksonville, FL A warm and friendly atmosphere with a Patio bar. Karaoke on Tuesdays and Wednesdays. Thursdays the Jax Bears are here for happy hour. Fridays and Saturdays enjoy the "Beer Blast." THREE LAYERS CAFE 1602 Walnut St., Jacksonville, FL The name Three Layers comes from their large variety of delicious three layer cakes. An inviting loft style cafe located in Springfield. Enjoy a bistro style lunch or just stop in for your morning coffee. BO'S CORAL REEF 201 5th Ave. North, Jacksonville Beach, FL There are great shows Thursday through Sunday with the best of female impersonators. Pool tables, video games, and a large outdoor patio. The only gay bar on the beach!

INCAHOOTS 711 Edison Ave., Jacksonville, FL This club offers good crowds every night. Recently remodeled with three bars and a friendly staff. Everyday is a different special. A fun place anytime. Full Liquor bar. Closed on Mondays and Tuesdays except for special events. KICKBACKS GASTROPUB 910 King St., Jacksonville, FL This is a top class venue serving over 600 different bottled beers, 84 beers on tap, breakfast, lunch and dinner 20hrs a day 7 days a week!

KWEST 705 Duval St., Key West, FL Daily Happy Hour from 3 to 8 p.m., and a piano sing-a-long every Wednesday night. Men dancing for men after 10 p.m. Weekly drink specials and "Wet Jockey" contests on Fridays. SALOON ONE 801 Duval St., Key West, FL (Behind 801 Bar) This is the only gay leather bar in Key West. Conveniently located behind 801 Bourbon Bar.

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LA TE DA 1125 Duval St., Key West, FL An upscale hotel complex with 3 bars, cabaret and restaurant.

THE ROUNDUP 560 E Heinberg St, Pensacola, FL A neighborhood gay men’s bar... Pensacola’s Cowboy Bar. Open 2 p.m. til 3 p.m. daily.

PEARL’S PATIO BAR FOR WOMEN 525 United St., Key West, FL Tropical themed women's bar for gay women and gayfriendly women alike. Patio bar with a full bar featuring drinks like "Cosmopearlitans" and "Pearl's Passion".

CABARET 101 S Jefferson St. #E, Pensacola, FL Not strictly a gay bar, the charming and friendly Cabaret is very much a fixture in Pensacola's GLBT community, drawing a mixed bunch each evening for happy hour, karaoke, videos, comedy shows, live music, and all-around hobnobbing and socializing.

KEY WEST BOURBON STREET PUB 724 Duval St., Key West, FL Opened in October of 1995 and has continued to grow ever since, it is now part of the larger collection of gay action in The Bourbon St. Pub Complex. Hot Go-Go boy dancers and a busy crowd. “Where the boys are!” 801 BOURBON BAR 801 Duval St., Key West, FL Cabaret shows upstairs with nightly performances by famed performers Sushi, Kylie, RV Beaumont, Margo, and others. This legendary establishment has been around for over 30 years, and host Happy Hour specials daily from 11 a.m. - 8 p.m. AQUA NIGHTCLUB 711 Duval St., Key West, FL Aqua features the "Reality is a Drag" show six days a week, followed by dancing. Monday is karaoke night and don't miss the great happy hour specials from 3 to 8 p.m. daily.

BOBBY’S MONKEY BAR 900 Simonton St., Key West, FL The gay Cheers style neighborhood bar of Key West. Happy Hour from Noon to 7pm, Karaoke on Sunday nights, pool tournaments on Tuesday nights at 7pm. Free Wi-Fi access. GARDEN OF EDEN 224 Duval St., Key West, FL A Rooftop Bar with the BEST VIEWS in the city & “BEST Long Island Ice Teas made by Melinda!” Gay, straight, fat, or skinny... Doesn’t matter! Clothing optional - gay friendly!

WEST PALM BEACH H G ROOSTERS 823 Belvedere Rd., West Palm Beach, FL Dark bar that attracts a fun party crowd. Camp is in at H.G.'s, where drag shows and bingo nights pack in crowds looking for laughs and fun. THE LOUNGE 517 Clematis St., West Palm Beach, FL Sushi, tropical views and tasty cocktails are accompanied by acclaimed resident DJ Daisy DeadPetals. FORT DIX BAR & CLUB 6205 Georgia Ave., West Palm Beach, FL Mostly local crowd looking to mingle and relax. The bar is a bit on the dark and dingy side, but who knows--that could be a plus.

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OFFICE PUB 3704 Cleveland Ave., Fort Myers, FL Oldest gay bar in South West Florida with a festive attitude. This bear-friendly Office likes to have fun with underwear parties, drag shows, Wii bowling! Check out their country and western music night on Saturdays.

TUBBY'S 4350 Fowler St., Fort Myers, FL Where men come to compete (in tournaments). "Never a cover... always a smile" Tubby's is a no-frills video bar with a total of 10 TVs and two projection screens available for patrons to use as they wish. Add a six-hour 2-4-1 Happy Hour during the Wii tournaments on the big screen! THE BOTTOM LINE 3090 Evans Ave., Fort Myers, FL This gay entertainment complex is one of the longest running clubs in southwest Florida at over 20 years, The Bottom Line features 7 bars, pool tables, drag shows and occasional guest appearances by porno stars.

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TOTI: TAVERN ON THE ISLAND IN VENICE 127 Tampa Ave. East, Venice, FL This South Beach inspired gay bar, boasts a dance floor and a game room with pool tables and dart boards. It's clean, the music is mixed and the staff are friendly. A mixed crowd can be found most nights... younger, older (duh, this is Venice), gay and straight. Did you know that in the Caribbean, TOTI is slang for a beloved male appendage? How apropos.

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SPIKES 4130 NW 6th St., Gainesville, FL It is a laid-back kind of place, with friendly bar staff. The crowds vary depending on the night. The bar has a nice open air patio area that is rarely used, but would be nice if it was. UNIVERSITY CLUB 18 E University Ave., Gainesville, FL This is a fairly average small college town gay bar. It is usually busy and crowded on Thursday nights.

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Redefining South Beach Expectations – Rosa Mexicano Sobe A Festive Atmosphere & Award-winning Mexican Cuisine By JUDY PAYNE

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applauded them for introducing New Yorkers to a “hitherto unfamiliar, elevated version of Mexican cuisine.” Most recently they redefined expectations in South Beach with authentic Mexican cooking in a stylish space and festive atmosphere. On a recent visit we started out with Flautas de Pollo ($9.00), three rolled crispy chicken tacos with salsa pasilla de Oaxaca, salsa verde, queso fresco and crema. For our main courses we enjoyed the Filite con Hongos ($28.50), a filet Mignon covered with a wild mushroom and tequila cream sauce and the Chile Ancho Relleno ($22.50), two ancho chiles stuffed with slow cooked marinated pork served over a black bean sauce and marinated red onions. Having thoroughly enjoyed dinner we pressed on and for dessert we loved the Churros Rellenos ($7.50), hot Mexican doughnuts filled with caramel and raspberry sauces, dusted with sugar and cinnamon and served with chocolate sauce for dipping! H

Rosa Mexicano South Beach 1111 Lincoln Road, Miami, Florida 305-695-1005

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Ossobuco means “bone with a hole” in Italian. It is usually eaten with polenta or mashed potatoes. My favorite is with pastas. After all, it is an Italian dish. The garnish on this dish is a “Persillade” which is a mixture of parsley, garlic, and oil, and sometimes vinegar, lemon juice or zest. • ¼ cup olive oil • Enough flour to coat your veal • 1 bouquet garni • 4 1½ -inch-thick slices of veal hind shank • 2 tablespoons butter • 1 cup onion chopped • ½ cup carrot chopped • ½ cup celery chopped fine • 1 teaspoon garlic chopped • 1 bottle dry white wine • 1 can Italian plum tomatoes, chopped with juice • 1 cube beef broth • 1 cube chicken broth Pat the veal shanks dry with paper towels to remove any excess moisture, they brown better when they’re dry. Secure the meat to the bone with kitchen twine. Season each shank with salt and freshly ground pepper, and dredge the shanks in flour, shaking off the excess. In a thick assed pot heat the olive oil until it smokes. Add veal to the hot oil and sauté until brown, about 3 minutes a side, then transfer the veal to a platter. In the same pot, add the butter and sauté the onion, carrot, celery and chopped garlic over a medium heat. Cook for about 3 to 4 minutes. Then add the wine (One quarter of

the bottle should do; you have the rest; you are the chef !) and reduce it by simmering it while scraping the browning residues stuck to the bottom and sides loose with a wooden spoon. Add the chopped tomatoes with their juice, the bouquet garni and both stocks to the pot and bring to a simmer. Return the veal to the pot and cook for about 2 hours or until the meat feels very tender when prodded with a fork and a creamy sauce has formed. If, while the Ossobuco is cooking, the liquid in the pot becomes insufficient, add a little water, as needed. The level of cooking liquid should always be about 3/4 the way up the shank. You should have more than enough. I like fresh tagliatelle with my Ossobuco. That way I can sop up all that delicious sauce. Finish with chopped garlic, parsley and lemon zest. H

Jean Doherty is the Chef and Owner of Le Patio Restaurant in Wilton Manors (954) 530-4641

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Situated at the west end of Lincoln Road in the 1111 building, Rosa Mexicano South Beach provides a warm and vibrant setting for award-winning authentic Mexican cuisine. The illuminated electric-blue tiled water wall features an intriguing array of illuminated figures and candles set among cascading water that brings a vibrant and seductive feel to the main dining room. Warm terracottas and yellows enhanced with colorful accents are featured throughout the restaurant as well as traditional, one-of-a-kind Mexican crafts, fabrics and artwork. This combination creates the perfect backdrop for the festive atmosphere and innovative Mexican cuisine of Rosa Mexicano. Rosa Mexicano was originally guided by the vision of Chef Christian Plotczyk and Culinary Director David Suarez. All of the award-winning Rosa Mexicano dishes remain faithful to their traditional roots while incorporating regional accents and inspired innovation. You’ll experience that first hand when you try the Pomegranate Margaritas ($9.75) or Guacamole en Molcajete ($14.00), made in a traditional lava-rock mortar and prepared tableside. When the first Rosa Mexicano location opened in 1984, New York Magazine

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Bigger, Beefier Biceps By Christmas! By TOM BONANTI Over the past few weeks, I have received several requests from clients and avid readers of Mark Magazine and the Florida Agenda to write a column on how to get bigger biceps. Since biceps are the smallest muscles of the anterior upper body, they are the easiest to work and develop almost immediately. They are also a favorite to show off and flex, not that anyone I know would ever be into such a shallow display of vanity. Anyway, here’s the lowdown on how to get bulging beefier biceps by Christmas! First, if you want to put on size, do free-weight exercises. Using barbells, E-Z curl bars, and dumbbells will give you a better chance to take your biceps through their full range of motion and fill out the muscle bellies. Hit biceps twice a week employing three different exercises using 3-4 sets of 8-12 reps. Second, I never work biceps on the same day that I work the back, because by the time you’ve really exhausted lats and traps, etc. you’re not going to give biceps your all. Try working shoulders with biceps because neither muscle group suffers with that combination. Third, make sure to lift using proper form as with training any muscle group, to prevent injury. Don’t try to lift too much weight or do too many reps. Fourth, stretching helps bring out the separation and detail in a muscle beside being great for your whole body. Stretch briefly before your workout, periodically between sets, and always afterward. Here are four sure-fire bicep exercises. Standing barbell curls are the king of all bicep-building exercises. With you feet hip width apart and your knees slightly bent, take a shoulder width grip on a barbell or E-Z curl bar and then fully extend both arms in front of you. Keep your abs tight and back straight. When you start the exercise use a hinge

motion, keeping the areas from your shoulders to your elbows locked so that the only movement taking place is from your elbows to your wrists. Bring the weighted bar up to your chest, and then return the weight along the same path in one smooth, continuous motion. Perform this exercise without rocking or swinging your shoulders and back. This exercise is a sure way to take bi’s through their full range of motion. Alternate dumbbell curls allow you to give each bicep its due. Perform the movement sitting erect on a bench and first curling one dumbbell up to your chin; then, as you lower it, curl the other arm. Lower slowly and don’t swing the weights up with any added motion. Preacher or Scott curls are my favorite way to isolate bi’s. Adopt a position with your arms over a preacher (Scott) bench. Hold either a barbell or a pair of dumbbells. Curl up to the chin, and then lower slowly – without bouncing or jerking. Under-grip close-hand chin ups are a terrific biceps building exercise with a difference. Instead of the arm moving from the body, your body gets curled toward the arm. Grasp an overhead horizontal bar with an under grip so that your pinkies are 6-12 inches apart. Start from “dead hang” position with arms entirely straight, pull upwards until your chin is above the bar. There you have it – the ammo you need to load those guns to the max! For more tips on how to develop bigger arms, contact TrainertomB@aol.com.

Tom Bonanti, is a certified personal trainer and owner of Pump’n Inc gym at 1271 NE 9th Ave., Ft. Lauderdale, FL, Email: TrainerTomB@aol.com Facebook: TrainerTomB. www.pumpnincgym.com Photo courtesy, fitnessmember.com

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LEATHER MASKED BALL 6 On November 25, from 9 p.m. to 4 a.m., the hottest Leather Party in South Florida returns for its sixth and best year yet. The Leather Men’s Brotherhood will be holding this year’s Leather Masked Ball at Boom in the Shoppes of Wilton Manors. For the first time ever, you will be partying the night away in the center of Wilton Manors, South Florida’s gay Mecca. Get your dancing boots shined and get ready to rock with DJ/producer John LePage from San Francisco. VIP lounge, bootblacks, silent auction, live BDSM demonstrations – there’s something for everyone to enjoy at The Leather Masked Ball. Every year 100% of The Leather Masked Ball proceeds are distributed to local and national charities. This year’s grants include: $10,000 to the Broward House Gay Teen Suicide Prevention Program, $10,000 to The Leather Archives and Museum to archive and preserve the history of the leather lifestyle. In its six-year history, The Leather Masked Ball will have distributed more than $110,000 to community non-profits. The LMB is run by the allvolunteer Leather Men’s Brotherhood, an established 501(c)(3) non-profit organization. For more information and tickets, go to www.leathermaskedball.org. H

WORLD AIDS DAY RALLY & MARCH Comedienne Margaret Cho will headline this year’s Broward House’s World AIDS Day Rally and March, which will take place starting at 6:30 p.m. in the parking lot of the Shoppes of Wilton Manors on December 1. H

MARGARET CHO LIVE Two shows: Thursday, December 1 at 9 p.m. and midnight at Parker Playhouse inside Holiday Park. Two one-nightonly benefit concerts for Broward House. Cho, is revered for her crass, inyour-face style; she’s one of the most prolific and critically acclaimed comedians today. Cho tackles organized religion, homophobia, the explosion of child birth, bartering sex for household chores, her loser ex-boyfriends, and her now world-famous mother. Cho has won numerous awards for her humanitarian efforts on the behalf of women Asian and the LGBT communities. She is part of cast in the hit TV series “Drop Dead Diva” on Lifetime Television. Tickets are available now at www.browardcenter.org/margaretcho. H

GO-GO BEARS INVADE BOARDWALK Sunday, December 4 from 8 p.m. to 2 a.m. at the Boardwalk, 1721 N Andrews Ave in Fort Lauderdale. This is the kick-off party for Beach Bear Weekend. There will be hot bear porn stars such as Trace Michaels, Bronson Gates, and Adam Rouge plus internet sensations Scott Gardner and Francisco Escobar flying in from California. So far, 20 bear strippers have signed up. The sexy Brian and Peter from Tribal Son jewelry will be out front along with a few other vendors along with lots of other surprises. H

WHITE PARTY WEEKEND 2011 The grandfather of all HIV fundraisers, The White Party Week will be held from Wednesday, November 23 through Monday, November 28. Events include the Crown Jewel of the week, the WHITE PARTY – EVOLUTION – Friday, November 25, 8 p.m. to 4 a.m., this year being held at the Miami Seaquarium. Live performance featuring JES, international DJs, a fireworks display, silent auction, live casino games and prizes at the Viva Las Divas Casino and more. Tickets are available now at www.WhiteParty.org. H

MATINEE LA LECHE FESTIVAL MIAMI BEACH Sunday December 25 from 11 p.m. to 6 a.m. at the Cameo, 1445 Washington Ave in South Beach. Jake Resnicow, Patrick Crough, Hilton Wolman, Luis Morera, Billy Kemp and Matinee Florida present Matinee La Leche Festival direct from the island of Ibiza on Christmas night. Music by Javier Medina (Matinee Barcelona, Circuit Festival main event headliner) and DJ Theresa (Matinee NYC). Early bird tickets are now on sale. Check out the video of last year’s Matinee at the Winter Party Festival on Youtube. H

429INSPIRED MIAMI LAUNCH Join dot429 and Fiat 500 for the inaugural launch in Miami at Area 31 in The Epic Hotel (270 Biscayne Boulevard Way in Miami) on Tuesday, November 29, from 6 p.m. to 9 p.m. This event will help launch the annual Art Basel. Tickets are $25 in advance, $35 at the door. For more information, visit dot429.com/events/429inspired-miamilaunch-by-fiat-500/rsvp H

LATIN SPICE FOOD FESTIVAL On December 10 at Pinecrest Gardens, 11000 Red Road in Pinecrest. This is a one-of-a-kind festival celebrating all Latin cultures in one extraordinary setting. You can purchase a special ticket for a seat in the Banyan Bowl where Grammy Award winning, Chino Nunez and his orchestra will perform an evening concert “In the Spirit of Salsa.” The concert will feature an hour of Salsa dancers and instruction, followed by a Mojito intermission and an hour-and-a-half of the hottest Salsa music on the planet. For more information, visit www.pinecrestgardens.org or call 305-669-6990. H

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Bay Area THANKSGIVING “BARE AS YOU DARE” BLACK LIGHT BODY PAINT WEEKEND November 24 through 27 at Sawmill Camping Resort, 21710 U.S. Highway 98 in Dade City, FL. Spend Thanksgiving with “family” and then dance that turkey off with D.J. Skittles over the weekend. This is the last “Bare as You Dare” so don’t miss it. Make your cabin, RV or tent site reservations now by calling 352-583-0664. Free Thursday or Sunday night with your paid weekend reservation. Day and evening passes also available. H

WORLD AIDS DAY LUNCHEON Thursday, December 1 from 11:30 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. at The Gathering Place at Suncoast Hospice, 5771 Roosevelt Blvd in Clearwater. Join ACT AWARE for a time of reflection and renewal and share a special preview of the upcoming documentary, “Scarlet: Our Positive Youth” by director Charlie David. $20 per person or $125 per table of 8. You may R.S.V.P online at their website; www.ASAPServices.org/WAD. H

2ND ANNUAL MANAGERS BALL December 2 through 4 at the Sawmill Camping Resort, 21710 US Highway 98 in Dade City. A full weekend of free entertainment including the hysterical Sherry Vine singing twisted parodies of your favorite songs. Other entertainment includes Phil Garris (from Talentquest Florida), Eland Wilson (former backup singer with Nathalie Cole, Ray Charles and Micheal Bolton), Kristen Hernandez, Matt Androsiglio and Danielle Holloughbah (2009 Talentquest National Country Winner). Also included is a complimentary Gospel Brunch Sunday at noon with Denise Tyler, Pasco County Health Department HIV Testing, non-denominational Candlelight Vigil at Ricky Lake for HIV Victims, heated clothingoptional pool. Make your reservations now for this yearly member favorite weekend at 352-583-0664. Day and evening passes also available. H

NINA FLOWERS – LIVE! Nina Flowers will be performing live at Georgie’s Alibi, 3100 3rd Ave. N in St. Petersburg on Friday, December 2, from 10 p.m. to 1 a.m. Never a cover. H

TOYS FOR TOTS BENEFIT Kori Stevens, Georgie’s Alibi and St. Pete Pride present the 2011 Toys for Tots benefit to collect unwrapped toys and raise money in an attempt to make this Christmas a great experience for children who might not otherwise be able to enjoy the holiday. The benefit will be held on Tuesday, December 6 from 9 p.m. to midnight at Georgie’s Alibi, 3100 3rd Ave N in St. Petersburg. Bring as many unopened toys as possible. There will be performances by your favorite local entertainers along with drink specials and lots of fun. H

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Central Florida LIGHT UP ORLANDO Light Up Orlando on Saturday, December 3 at the Parliament House, 410 Orange Blossom Trail in Orlando. A free community event featuring a parade, marching band and all are welcome to come out to welcome Santa. H

FREE FRIDAYS AT THE MORSE Visitors to the Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N Park Avenue in Winter Park is offering free admission to the galleries from 4 p.m. to 8 p.m. on Fridays through April. There will also be free live music on the second Friday of the month through the holiday season. For more information, visit www.morsemuseum.org. H

GOLDEN RETRIEVER RESCUE OF MID-FLORIDA Rescue can take many forms, from a single individual trying to make a difference by saving one dog to a group of people working together for the common goal of saving many animals. GRRMF concentrates on Golden Retrievers. GRRMF is comprised solely of volunteers and is self-supporting, relying on fund raising and donations to support all rescue efforts including veterinary care. 100% of all donations are used for the rescue effort. GRRMF, Inc. is recognized by and affiliated with The Golden Retriever Club of America, Inc. For more information, contact the Intake Coordinator at 407-332-2840. H

BACK DOOR BUMBY Revolution Nightclub (375 S Bumby Ave in Downtown Orlando) along with GRINDR and MyFlexRadio presents: “Back Door Bumby: Enter Through the Back” every 3rd Thursday of the month. This is Orlando's premiere college night. No cover when you show your GRINDR or MyFlexRadio App. No cover ‘til 11 p.m. for those 21+ (18+ welcome) and no cover ‘til midnight with college or theme park ID. Free drinks 11 p.m. to 11:30 p.m. Drinks specials throughout the night. Performances by Shantell D’Marco and Macaviti. DJ Joanie on the decks in the disco area and VJ J.B. Burgos in the Hydrate Video Bar. H

ORLANDO GAY PARENTS GROUP Social group for children of gay parents. Monthly outing to parks, zoos, and puppet shows. Geared toward children under 10 years old. For more information, call 407-420-9955 to receive newsletters and invitations to events. H

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RENTALS / FTL PRIVATE YARDS AND MINUTES TO WILTON MANORS Nice 1/1 in a newly renovated complex minutes from Wilton Manors. Private yard and entrance for each unit. Granite counters, newer appliance, tile flooring, W/D on premise. Asking $800. Call Alex, Re/Max Preferred (954)683-4880. HUGE ONE BEDROOM, LIKE NEW CONSTRUCTION Huge and newly renovated private 1/1 apt. with brand new S/S appliances, CAC, granite counters, tile flooring and giant bedroom, over-sized walk in closet. Great bathroom, party shower. Asking $900. Call Alex, Re/Max Preferred (954)683-4880

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RENTALS / FTL NATURE LOVERS PARADISE! - FANTASTIC 1/1 Near Wilton Manors. Great backyard! Pets OK with approval. Satellite, garbage & water included. F/L/S $795/mo. Call (954)632-6662 ROYAL PARK - Near Wilton Manors 1BR/1.5BA, $825-$900/mo. 2BR/2BA, $950 - $1100/mo. Gated Security, Clubhouse, Pools, Gym, Sauna and Steam room. Pets OK. Cable/Water/Trash included. Call Naim Naqi, Broker/ SFG, Realtors (954)565.2025 SAILBOAT BEND 2/1 - Renovated 2/1 apt. in a beautiful complex. Spacious living area, granite counters, S/S appliances, tile throughout. CAC. Historic Sailboat Bend neighborhood. Asking $1100. Call Alex, Re/Max Preferred (954)683-4880. OAKLAND PARK - Coral Heights Section, 2BD/2BA Freshly Painted, All New just 2 years ago including tiled floors in both bedrooms, both baths have been updated with white vanities, kitchen has maple cabinets and white appl, Maple floors in kitchen, dining room and living room, PLUS Oversized "Florida Room", fenced backyard, W/D, small pets OK, F/L/S/ move in now. Home is 1/2 of a Duplex, $1250.00/mo. Call for appt. (954)234-8759 Robert Geary MacKilligan "Your Life Partner In Real Estate" Bank Certified Specialist - Galleria Intl Realty on Las Olas SPACIOUS STUDIO, COTTAGE/ FT.LAUD/ NEAR WILTON MANORS - Private complex/parking, separate entrance, Garden/courtyard, Full kitchen/bath/walk-in closet, CAC, tile floors. Close to Beach/Bars/shopping. Reduced $650/mo. For Info call, NOON-8PM (954)522-8147 MIDDLE RIVER TERRACE/DIXIE HWY - Quaint 1/1 just one block from the Pride Center! Parking, laundry on-site, private patio, gated entry. Convenient to Wilton Dr./5 Points $695/mo. Call (561)900-6361

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FURNISHED / RENTALS / FTL PERFECT RELOCATION RENTALS FROM $295/WEEK With 4 Week Minimum through December. Beautiful Studio, 1 & 2 BR Apts. Turn-key, fully furnished & equipped, clothing optional pool, laundry, parking. Close to Gay & Nude Beaches. Pets Welcome. Incl. utilities, cable, tel., Wi-Fi Internet. 954927-0090 or visit www.LibertySuites.com

ROOMMATES WILTON MANORS - Looking for someone to share a 2/3 townhouse on the water with fantastic amenities at a reasonable rate. Call (954)873-3889

SPIRITUALITY THE PARISH OF STS. FRANCIS & CLARE 101 NE 3rd Street - just North of Broward Blvd. and E of Andrews Ave. Mass Times: Sat @ 5 PM; Sun @ 10:30 AM; Wed @ 7 PM. Where we welcome and appreciate diversity - a progressive community in the Catholic tradition. (954)731-8173; www.stsfrancisandclare.org DIGNITY FT LAUDERDALE - Roman Catholic Mass every Sunday 7 PM at Holy Angels CC 2917 NE 6th Ave, Wilton Manors. Monthly socials and more. There is always room at our table. Dignityftl@bellsouth.net. WE ARE HERE FOR YOUâ&#x20AC;Ś DIVINE MERCY CHAPEL - The American New Catholic Church 2749 N.E. 10th Ave., Wilton Manors, FL, 33334 (954)567-1930 Sunday Mass 10:30AM, Friday Holy Hour 7:00PM www.newdivinemercy.org CHURCH OF THE HOLY SPIRITSONG Welcomes you to come and worship with us every Sunday at 10 am and every Wednesday night at 8 pm. We meet at the SpiritSong Worship Center at 2040B North Dixie Highway Suite 3 in Wilton Manors (Building B on Equality Park Campus, behind the Pride Center). God loves you just the way He made you. Come discover His purpose for you. For more info: (954) 418-8372, info@cohss.com, www.cohss.org.

UPHOLSTERY GOLD COAST UPHOLSTERY - Re-upholstering, Cushions, Throw pillows, Large selection of fabric to choose from or bring in your own fabric. Broward / Dade. Palm Beach. Call Edgar (954) 491-4937

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