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Must Have 2012 Holiday Gift Guide By Alex Vaughn

The Holidays are literally days away. For those of you who are asleep at the wheel, Hanukkah this year runs from December 8-16, Christmas Day is—as usual—on December 25 (Mayan calendar predictions for 12/21 notwithstanding), and Kwanzaa takes place from December 26-January 1 (and don’t even get me started about the Epiphany…). Buying gifts is all about what your relationship to the person for whom you are buying means to you (and he and/or she, and/or he/she). When I buy a gift for my boyfriend, it will reflect the dynamic we enjoy, unique to us, as will be the gift I buy for my boss and my favorite bartender. Whatever your budget, there’s an embarrassment of riches from which to choose for the people on your Holiday Gift List. Here are some that deserve a third or fourth look when you go a-buyin’ in the final stretch.

Google Nexus 4

Although scientists are only weeks away from proving that the universe revolves around the iOS, a hot alternative to the new iPhone 5 is Google’s Nexus 4, a partnership between Google and LG that has produced the best yet in Android technology. The Nexus 4 possesses a sleek carriage that is both leaner and meaner (narrower but with more girth) than the Samsung Galaxy S III. Unlike the latter, the Nexus 4’s battery lasts all day, and it has the advantage of operating on the Android 4.2 OS (instead of the Galaxy S III’s Android 4.0). The features on the Nexus 4 are intuitive, making them easy/breezy to use, whether the Photo Sphere camera functions or voice activation. On the DOWNSIDE, only T-Mobile is selling the Nexus 4 ($199 with a two-year contract), and AT&T customers can buy the device directly from Google ($299, no contract), but won’t be able to run it on AT&T’s über-quick 4G LTE network (sorry, not compatible). It may be well worth the switch for all the goodies the Nexus 4 brings to the tree—er, table.

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iPad Mini

After all the press about the Google Nexus 7 tablet, was it any wonder that the House of Apple would unveil something that already had techboys wetting themselves even before official word of its release had leaked? The economy’s glacially-quick improvement means that there is still a vast market for cheap, portable tablets, and Apple has it—so far—with the iPad Mini. Let’s talk about the DOWNSIDE first: It lacks a hi-rez Retina display (unlike its cousins, the iPhone 4S/5 and the big-boy iPad); this is “accounted for” in the device’s super-thinness and light weight. It is also “accounted for” by dinging your wallet for $329, which is $130 more than the Kindle Fire HD or the aforementioned Nexus 7. On the BRIGHT SIDE, that super-thinness in a weighing-next-to-nothing slim chassis packs a lot of punch for lacking the bulkiness of previous tablets. The iPad Mini runs all the latest features of the iOS, including Apple’s 3D maps and Siri. Another selling point is the iPad Mini’s tablet-optimized apps, something that is lacking on the Google Nexus 7. That means you can enjoy easy access to Apple’s vast library of apps, books, TV titles, and movies. Believe me when I say, the negative points evaporate in the smile of the lucky boy or girl who unwraps this Christmas (or Kwanzaa) morning.

FitKit At-Home Portable Gym

My ex’s idea for a “Renaissance Festival in a Suitcase” never quite caught on, but the basic idea apparently had legs, because FitKit offers you a completely portable at-home gym experience with a basic kit that includes, among other things, a jump rope, a resistance tube, and an exercise band, as well as the option to customize your own personal kit. TRY THIS ON FOR SIZE: $34.99, available at fitkit.com.

Pandora One Subscription

Like Sinatra—or someone from Jersey—said, you gotta leave with the dance partner you brung. For me, the first internet music service I ever enjoyed—Pandora—remains the best, but how are you supposed to get your groove on when your internet “RiRi Radio” station keeps getting interrupted by commercials? You or your musically-inclined someone will most definitely groove to a subscription for unlimited, ad-free radio with Pandora One. LET’S GROOVE TONIGHT: $36, available at pandora.com/ one.

Supercollar

In the Gayborhood, it’s a dog’s life. Literally (I’m still cleaning poo off my shoe from the cooz in Apartment 13L’s black Labrador). Seriously, though, the number of canine companions who grace our environs is a blessing in disguise (poo notwithstanding) when Rover and Precious are running unleashed and risk injury or worse by speeding traffic. The Supercollar—go figure—is a collar that has a built-in retractable leash, meaning you no longer have to chase Fifi around the gazebo to put on her walking conveyance. The award-winning product is Made in America and the manufacturer donates a portion of profits to animal organizations. BARK ON THIS: +/- $45, available at supercollar.com. Woof!

Fogle & Pole Vintage Collection Dog Bed

You didn’t think Fido would let you get away with buying him a leash for Christmas, did you? Fogle & Pole Vintage Collection Dog Beds are handmade from original 1930s antique Welsh blankets (“Winston Churchill—or his corgi—slept here!”), are filled with two layers of thermal insulation, and are machine washable. Any previous wear and tear from past owners of the original blanket has been patched with a velvet ribbon cross patch that is simply charming, old boy. TO SLEEP, PERCHANCE TO DREAM: Starting at $120 each, available at creatureclothes.com.

Whiskey Stones

True Story: When my boyfriend first told me about the existence of these, I told him, “Go back to sleep, sweetie, you’re dreaming.” (And thus was born his pet name for me, “Condescending Ass”—something.) I loves me some Johnnie Walker Black Label (or any other fine Scotch, blended or otherwise), and I prefer it “on the rocks,” but there is nothing worse than watching your “water of life” get watered down by melted ice cubes. Whiskey Stones are small granite blocks that act like ice cubes, chilling your Scotch (or any other potable) to 59 degrees Fahrenheit. All you do is pop them in the freezer to cool, and then toss them in your glass when you are ready for “rocks.” (Incidentally, The New York Times stylebook prefers the spelling “whiskey,” definitively stating, “The general term covers bourbon, rye, Scotch and other liquors distilled from a mash of grain. For consistency, use this spelling even for liquors [typically Scotch] labeled whisky.” So there.) The package comes with six stones, two glasses, and a wooden display/holder. A TOAST!: $35.95, available at coolmaterial.com.

Philips Fidelio SoundRing Wireless Speaker with AirPlay

For the audiophile who knows that Harman Kardon wasn’t a drummer for the Yardbirds, the Philips Fidelio SoundRing wireless speaker offers distinctive design and engineering to provide room-filling sound. Its central bass sound pipe and four high definition drivers are powered by Neodymium magnets, to radiate sound all around, providing great audio clarity throughout an entire room. The speaker’s AirPlay wireless technology allows for streaming your entire iTunes music collection to your Fidelio docking stations, playing wirelessly from the iTunes program on your computer, or an iOS device to any AirPlay-enabled speakers, as long as they are connected to a Wi-Fi network. It also allows you to play simultaneously on every speaker in every room, so your favorite music can follow you around anywhere you go (like a stalker who can carry a tune). NOW HEAR THIS: $299.99, available at usa.philips.com. GIFT GUIDE continues on page 14

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Bodum Kenya French Press

Although I don’t drink the coffee in my house, I make it. This skill set of mine came just in the nick of time, since the price of a Cup of Joe can be conspicuously consumptive. The Bodum Kenya is the perfect gift for your busy java junkie, and it includes an eight-cup French press (and a to-go 15-ounce travel press). His inner barista will thank you (and tanked-up on caffeine, who knows where that could go?). PRESS ME: $40, available at target.com.

Kensington ClickSafe Keyed Laptop Lock Compatible with 99 percent of laptops sold, the Kensington ClickSafe Keyed Laptop Lock provides peace of mind for both the frequent flyer and the mook who—like me—keeps leaving his laptop unattended (proving that “brains” doesn’t translate to “smarts”). CLICK THIS: $49.99.

The Obol “The Original Crispy Bowl”

Is this cool or what? For your inner 8-yearold, The Obol is designed to keep the cereal—or chocolate chip cookies!—dry by containing it on one side of the specially-engineered bowl, separated from the milk (or whatever liquid floats your boat, or Cocoa Puffs). IT’S GRRRRRRREAT!: $19.99, available at obol.co.

eKo SuperLite Travel Mat

For yoga or other fitness uses, the eKo SuperLite Travel Mat is perfect for the fit and fast. Weighing just two pounds, it can easily fit into your gym bag or a suitcase for travel. NAMASTE: $39, available at manduka.com.

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Naked Grape Gift Certificates and Wine Baskets The Naked Grape Wine and Tapas— long a Wilton Drive favorite—transforms

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into a ‘Vintner Vonderland’ for the holidays, with a large assortment of wines and delicious nibbles to add flair and continental charm to any holiday soiree. Owners Caleb ben Avram and Tim Slivinski say that Naked Grape Gift Certificates (in any denomination you require) make ideal stocking stuffers, as will all the delightful condiment items they have on sale for the holidays for $5, including chutneys, garlic and basil sea salt, bread dipping sauces, and jellies. Peruse magnifique cooking oils, and of course, their enormous selection of boutique wines (and ask about gift baskets, available by special order, at Naked Grape, 2163 Wilton Dr., Wilton Manors). GIFT GUIDE continues on page 16

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Berlin Barcode Shorts at My Tropixxx

Show off your junk in sporty and stylish Berlin Barcode shorts, quality-made in Europe. Available in a variety of sexy styles and colors (and geared to one thing: making ’em look) at My Tropixxx (1514 NE 4 Ave., Fort Lauderdale), online at mytropixxx.com, or by calling (954) 522-5988.

I Am T-Shirts and Underwear at 4Men, Clothing and Beyond

I am me, you are you. Feel good about it. Inspired by music, art, fashion, and technology, the I Am clothing line was designed to pronounce a statement beyond fashion, and you will find a large selection of I Am t-shirts and underwear at 4Men,Clothing and Beyond, 1208 NE 4 Ave., Fort Lauderdale, (954) 522-1362, along with a great variety of adult gear and products.

Wesco Boots and Nasty Pig Gym Wear at LeatherWerks

You need to look your best while you’re waiting for Santa to slide down your chimney on Christmas Eve, and there’s no better way than with a traditional Union Suit, Wesco boots, a smile— and a cock ring. At the gym, there is nothing like Nasty Pig’s great line of active wear to help the work out Work Out. Shorts, jocks, underwear, socks—and top off the bottoms with LeatherWerks’ great selection of tanks and t-shirts. For Santa Daddy and all his naughty elves, Bearman, Robbie, and the rest of the helpful staff at LeatherWerks have a wide and fantasyprovoking selection of gear for the leathermen and other adventurers on your gift list. Available at the main location (1226 NE 4 Ave., Fort Lauderdale), as well

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Humpys Pizza’s Mouthwatering Cupcakes

The Gayborhood comfort food bastion Humpys Pizza—& Cupcakes!—has been slinging specialty cupcakes for some time, but the selection and variety has never been so big, with expanded flavors, including Butter Cream, Strawberry, Orange Creamsicle, Pumpkin Spice, Red Velvet, Cookies and Cream, Carrot Cake, Chocolate Peanut Butter, Chocolate Chocolate, Chocolate Vanilla—you get a sugar rush just reading the delicious assortment. Owner Steve Dejong says the carbo-licious treats are sold individually or in combo packs, which are perfect for your own holiday party and as stocking—and belly—stuffers now and all year ’round. Humpys Cupcakes are priced $2.75 individually, and are available in 4-packs and 12-packs (and Steve can get you a pallet-load if need be), and can be ordered at (954) 566-2722, or in person at 2244 Wilton Dr. (in the Shoppes of Wilton Manors).

Dolce & Gabbana, Gucci, and more!

Does your eyewear make you look smarter? More professional? Dreamy? A large selection of D&G, Prada, Gucci, and other designer brands awaits you at Island City Eyecare. Which one will be your Dream Pair? Dr Alan Shaffer, the physicians, and staff invite you to “eye them” for the holidays, and get up to $300 off new glasses and contact lenses! Sotp by and see them “on” ICE—2301 Wilton Dr., Suite C1, Wilton Manors, downstairs in the Island City Lofts—or call (954) 764-6906.

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The Scene

Wanda Sykes, World AIDS Day, and A Toy’s Story By Alex Vaughn Saturday, December 1 brought the annual World AIDS Day Candlelight Vigil and walk to the Gayborhood. Some 2,800 participants gathered to remember those lost to the terrible disease. Everyone met at Hagen Park to sign the famous quilt and enjoy the evening’s camaraderie. AIDS does not discriminate, so it was fitting that there were men, women and children of all races and walks of life who came together. The walk went down Wilton Drive to the Pride Center at Equality Park, passing all the bars and raising cheers and applause. It was a sight to behold, and this year everyone held glow sticks in place of candles. Once everyone arrived at the Pride Center, they were treated to inspirational messages Sykes Sandwich! Partners William Huelsman (left) and Broward and talks from Terry De Carlo, Stacy House Development Czar Terry DeCarlo (right) flank comedian Hyde and others. (Sadly, everyone was Wanda Sykes (center) at the Broward Center, December 2. going to have to wait for Sunday to hear from Wanda Sykes, who had been anticipated at the vigil.) “birthday,” boys). The organizers—including Afterwards, the crowd headed to the warehouse local philanthropist Marc Silverstone—asked at Equality Park for the Red Hot Dance Party, people to bring one unwrapped toy and pay a with The Village Pub team running the bars $15 advanced entry, with all proceeds of the and all money that was raised from the $15 donation going to Jessica June Children’s entry benefiting the Pride Center. Hosts Nikki Cancer Foundation. Amongst the attendees Adams and Tiffany Arieagus performed to a was Reece Darham of Island City Health and crowd that included business networker Drew Fitness (and RBC-fame), who said, “It is a fantastic Miller, hotelier Jim Durham and trans activist and night for a great charity that is in actual need author Rajee Rajindra Narinesingh, whose new right now.” As guests chatted, an endless parade book, “Beyond Face Value,” is now available on of toys—including bikes, scooters, cars, soft toys Amazon. and so much more—passed in view. The silent On Sunday, December 2, Greater Fort auction included designer sunglasses, art, sports Lauderdale hosted comedian Wanda Sykes, who memorabilia, gift bags from local gyms and doctors, wowed everyone at the Broward Center for as well as a host of travel-related lots, including a the Performing Arts. Guests including Michael three-night stay at the Ritz London and a night’s Anderson from AHF, who rolled with laughter stay at the W Fort Lauderdale. Swank. as the sharp-witted and sharp-tongued performer Also that evening, a little walk down the drive left no stone unturned. Also on Sunday, Edy to Nuts About Yogurt found a silent auction Mulyanto and the staff at Dapur celebrated of art from local artist Victor (or “Veto,” as he is their one year anniversary. Keith Blackburn and known) benefitting the Brian Neal Fitness and photographer Michael Murphy were amongst Health Foundation. Guests enjoyed cheese and the crowd on hand to enjoy the special tapas wine whilst bidding against one another (like eBay, and cocktail menu. One such cocktail was the only in person, and without the trauma). Felix exceptional Lychee-Tini! DeBruin, Executive Director of the Brian Neal On Wednesday, December 5, two great Foundation, said, “Live healthy, moderation is the events continued the spirit of giving. The key to everything. Moderation is the core of the Manor hosted the 3rd annual “A Toy’s Story” Foundation.” event (and speaking of “3rds,” The Manor I would add to that live well, give generously, and hosts its 3rd Anniversary this Saturday; happy laugh heartily!

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The Week

By Grant James

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12/12

Putting the “Gay” (and “La”) into Lunch oMiami-Dade Gay & Lesbian Chamber of Commerce/GALLA present a once-a-month networking luncheon designed for legal professionals. Network with other LGBT professionals in your field and others, listen to guest speakers, and of course, mingle. Starting at 11:30 a.m., at The Restaurant at City Hall in Downtown Miami, 2004 Biscayne Blvd.

We-Heart-Hearts: “Boy Sees Hearts” Boy Launches New Book

Do You Hear What I Hear? Gay Men’s Chorus “Mighty Sounds of Joy” oIf you’re looking for a festive, gay old way to ring in the holidays, the Gay Men’s Chorus of South Florida (GMCSF) performs a cavalcade of 19 songs and medleys (both traditional and novelty) that are sure to get you in the holiday spirit. From the faith-inspired “O Come All Ye Faithful,” to the naughty (and nice) “Santa Baby,” there’s a little something for everyone. The tickets for both Friday and Saturday performances have already sold out, so get your Thursday night tickets while they last. All shows start at 8 p.m., at the Sunshine Cathedral, 1480 SW 9 Ave., Fort Lauderdale.

oWhat began with the shape of a heart seen in a puddle of melted ice cream has since transformed into a viral sensation. Local gay artist Eric Telchin follows up on his “Boy Sees Hearts” project with a hardcover book, “See A Heart, Share A Heart,” which chronicles Telchin’s ‘found heart’ art, from 2009 to present, via photographs and short text. Meet him in person and purchase a signed copy of the book, a great holiday gift for all ages, at 4 p.m. in the Stationer on Sunrise, 247 Sunrise Ave., Palm Beach.

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12/13

Lawyers and Cocktails at GLLN Holiday Happy Hour oPresented by the Gay & Lesbian Lawyers Network (GLLN), this holiday party doubles as a fundraiser for the Community Foundation of Broward. With a $10 suggested donation, you get two free premium drinks, and unlimited gourmet appetizers. At 6 p.m. at Blue Martini in the Galleria Mall, 2432 E Sunrise Blvd., Fort Lauderdale.

South Beach Loves Its Toys: HoliGay Party & Toy Drive oFor just the cost of a Furby, you can enjoy free food and a 42 Below Vodka open bar. No cover, just bring an unwrapped toy to reap these holly jolly benefits, thanks to the Miami-Dade Gay & Lesbian Chamber of Commerce. From 6-9 p.m. at the LGBT Visitor Center, 1130 Washington Ave., Miami Beach.

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The Most Famous Tool of the Holidays: Moscow Ballet’s “The Nutcracker” oTchaikovsky’s classic—and classical—ballet comes to life from December 13-15. This timeless tale follows the young Clara as she cavorts with soldiers, mice, various candy, and of course, a nutcracker. (Don’t fairy tales always look a bit deranged on paper?) Starting at 8 p.m., at the Kravis Center for the Performing Arts, 701 Okeechobee Blvd., West Palm Beach.

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12/14

Miami Gay Men’s Chorus: Maya Apocalypse is Better Than Your Apocalypse o“A Very Merry Apocalypse to You” runs December 14-16, with show times at 8 p.m. December 14 and 15, and 3 p.m. December 16. For the Grinch in each one of us, this lovably jaded celebration of the holidays offers a “realistic” approach to our impending doom (assuming the

KC & the Sunshine Band at the Hard Rock Live on Saturday, December 15th Mayans were right) Sign of the Apocalypse: Dick Clark died in 2012, so there’s no one to ring in the New Year! The band played while the Titanic sank, so the Miami Gay Men’s Chorus wants to sing you off with a BANG, celebrating with traditional and not-so-traditional fare alike. At the Colony Theater, 1040 Lincoln Rd., Miami Beach.

Fanboy’s Wet Dream: Smash-Con oComic book lovers rejoice. Smash-Con is a local comic convention that’s held in an adult setting. The 21+ event is at Green Room (formerly China White and Jet), 109 SW 2 Ave., Fort Lauderdale, beginning at 9 p.m., and includes loads of vendors with commercial comics, indie titles, trade paperbacks, games, toys, art, arts and crafts, and even local baked goods. Attendees are encouraged to come in costume, so bust out that latex and Crisco, because it’s gonna be a long night.

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12/15

The Emperor’s New Ball at the Manor 3rd Anniversary Party oIn a supreme act of holiday giving, The Manor Restaurant and Entertainment Complex is hosting a toy drive to benefit Kids In Distress the same night as their 3-Year Anniversary Party. DJ Terrance Lalley provides music for the toy drive while guest

DJs Dave and Gerardo mix for the Emperor’s Ball ancient Rome themed event, running ’til 4 a.m., with a cast including Empress Erika Norella and a cadre of muscle gladiators. Runs from 11 p.m. - 4 a.m. at The Manor Complex, 2345 Wilton Dr., Wilton Manors.

Strap on Your… Boogie Shoes: KC & the Sunshine Band oContrary to some critics, disco isn’t dead. This year has seen something of a Renaissance for disco (Beyoncé, Scissor Sisters, Azealia Banks, and others), but they all owe props to Miami’s own KC & the Sunshine Band, still led by front man Harry Casey. Strap on your boogie shoes, do a little dance, make a little love, and get down tonight. At 8 p.m. in the Hard Rock Live, 5747 Seminole Way, Hollywood.

Hello, Sailor: The North Beach Village Boat Parade oIf a swanky holiday nautical-influenced party floats your boat, North Beach Village’s Boat Parade Party will have all hands on deck. A grand boat parade featuring ice sculpture demonstrations, food, drinks, and a special appearance from Santa Claus make this event fun and family (and “family”) friendly. Begins at 6 p.m. with viewing along the Intracoastal and North Bayshore Drive in Fort Lauderdale. THE WEEK continues on page 34

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____________________ Sunday

12/16

Be Treated Like Royalty at the Royal T oYou want to see and be seen in the scene? Want another chance to sport that bathing suit before temps drop all the way down into the 70s? The sparkling heated pools, affordable cover ($5!), and music sets by DJs Jason Gonzalez & Chuck Knowles all point to “yes.” This winter (and we use that term loosely), Royal T Dance is not one to miss. Starting at 2 p.m. at the Royal Palms Resort and Spa, 717 Breakers Ave., Fort Lauderdale.

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12/17

Therapy Anyone? Steve Solomon in “My Mother’s Italian, My Father’s Jewish ... And I’m Home for the Holidays” oItalian and Yiddish are two very ‘audible’ languages. Now, think of one being yelled by

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your mother and the other by your father. Toss in a “home for the holidays” subplot, and you have a recipe for the perfect storm. A follow up to “... And I’m In Therapy,” and “...I’m Still In Therapy,” “...and I’m Home for the Holidays” is the perfect pre-game for those preparing to brave their own holidays at home. At 7:30 p.m. at the Kravis Center for the Performing Arts, 701 Okeechobee Blvd., West Palm Beach.

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12/18

Can’t Kick This Habit: “Sister Act” oBallads and sequins and habits: Oh my! Based on the 1992 film starring Whoopi Goldberg, this musical is a cult—ha!—classic. Revisit Deloris Von Cartier as she flees from the mob, poses as a nun, and seeks refuge in a San Francisco convent. The results are disco, song, dance, and lots of laughs. At 8 p.m. at the Broward Center for the Performing Arts, 201 SW 5 Ave., Fort Lauderdale.

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DINING

When Size Matters— and Doesn’t It Always? Float Your Boat on The Drive

By Richard David Chamberlain

Forget what comes to mind when you imagine the traditional Submarine Sandwich—the standard fare of meats, lettuce, tomatoes, onions, peppers, olives, pickles and Italian dressing, jammed into an Italian ciabatta. Erase away typical and replace it with the unexpected and you’ve already begun to grab the essence of The Pink Submarine. Located right on Wilton Drive, this delicatessen and candy shop is fun and sweet and totally unpretencious. In a one-price-fitsall assortment of subs on the menu, expect to spend $7 for a sandwich, regardless of how you stuff it. This is where the fun part starts. Pick a white, whole wheat or multigrain roll or a tomato basil, wheat or spinach wrap (when the deliveryman remembers to make the drop), and let the adventure begin. Should you be short on imagination, about squeezing all that into a wrap.) there is a menu of suggested combinations. Should you not have your fill of Thanksgiving Our absolute favorite is called The Captain. It’s leftovers, The Full Steam Ahead concocts turkey a ya-gotta-be-kidding me mix of Boar’s Head™ and cranberries with cream cheese, mayo, lettuce, sliced sweet ham, oven gold turkey, sliced tomato, tomato, cucumber and alfalfa sprouts. Add a cup macaroni and cheese, potato stix, and honey of soup (these rotate daily) for an extra $2, or a mustard. No, that wasn’t a misprint. Mac and side of macaroni salad or cole slaw for a $10 total, cheese and potato stix make sweet music no and you’ve got a meal that works for lunch or matter what you’re thinking to yourself right now. dinner—or both if you want to spread out the joy. Forget logic. This IS a pink submarine, remember. The nicest part of the entire experience at The Only slightly more traditional—well, forget that Pink Submarine is meeting the co-owners Lori concept altogether—is The Buoy. This creation Tanner and Dawn Holloway—one of whom is blends lean roast beef, with gouda cheese, spicy usually in place behind the counter. They take horseradish mayo, roasted red peppers, lettuce, pride in making the best sandwich in town, tomatoes, cucumbers and alfalfa sprouts into enthusiastically layering 19 different available something that only looks like a sandwich. It toppings to your custom commands. In a city full tastes like heaven on earth, or some other nearby of franchises and premade, cellophane-wrapped planet. meals, it’s downright wholesome to see the care For those who have yet to begin to salivate, just and finesse put into the effort here. try to resist The Torpedo. This sub has a little bit of And, of course, you’ll be tempted by the the entire shop in it somewhere. From the Genoa homemade chocolates on sale by the front door. salami to the hard cured sopressata and sweet From chocolate-covered strawberries to Smores ham, with provolone cheese, deli mustard, lettuce, and crunchy pecan toffee, these are nearly tomato, banana peppers, roasted red peppers, impossible to resist. Fortunately, since fresh green peppers, jalapenos, artichokes, they’re priced by the piece, you can olives, capers, sun-dried tomatoes, take just one, savoring every bit of Durkee® fried onions, some oil and the melt-in-the-mouth magic. Just vinegar and a handful of gorgonzola remember, before your mouth is too cheese—this is a sub! Add or subtract 2041 Wilton Dr. as you wish, it still taste delicious on Wilton Manors, FL full, tell them Guy Magazine sent you. Enjoy. any of the fresh baked rolls. (Forget 954-566-2219

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7) DEPOT CABANA BAR AND GRILL 2935 N Federal Hwy Fort Lauderdale

3) BOARDWALK 1721 N Andrews Ave Fort Lauderdale

8) DUDES 3270 NE 33rd St Fort Lauderdale

6) CUBBY HOLE 823 N Federal Hwy Fort Lauderdale

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10) JOHNNY’S 1116 W Broward Blvd Fort Lauderdale

9) INFINITY LOUNGE 2184 WIlton Drive Wilton Manors

16) NAKED GRAPE 2163 Wilton Drive Wilton manors

15) MONKEY BUSINESS 2740 N Andrews Ave Fort Lauderdale

14) MONA’S 502 E Sunrise Blvd Fort Lauderdale

13) MATTY’S ON THE DRIVE 2426 Wilton Drive Wilton Manors

20) ROSIE’S BAR & GRILL 2449 Wilton Drive Wilton Manors

19) RAMROD 1508 NE 4th Ave Fort Lauderdale

18) PJ’S CORNER POCKET 924 North Flagler Drive Wilton Manors

17) NEW MOON 2440 Wilton Drive Wilton Manors

24) THE STABLE 205 E Oakland Park Blvd Fort Lauderdale

23) SMARTY PANTS 2400 E Oakland Park Blvd Fort Lauderdale

22) SIDELINES 2031 Wilton Drive Wilton Manors

21) SCANDALS SALOON 3073 NE 6th Ave Wilton Manors

27) WILTON’S BIER GARDEN 2245 Wilton Drive Wilton Manors

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West Hollywood’s Flipside: Silverlake Down and Dirty, and Proud of It By Robert Elias Deaton

The folks of Silverlake, an area of Los Angeles that sits east of West Hollywood, make no mystery of the fact that they like their off-center eccentricities. It’s a dark place in a good way for those that like to mix some danger with their sexual energy. Unlike West Hollywood (WeHo), which has been gentrified with a scrub brush, Silverlake has surrounded itself with the feel of chainlink fencing. It’s not so much that they want to keep out the bad boys. Rather, they want to keep them in! And the club scene by the lake (full disclosure: the lake is really a reservoir) reflects that fact. The gay tone of the neighborhood was set years ago by a bar called Cuffs on Hyperion Avenue, which had a dungeon quality to the place and existed by virtue of its narrow corridors, that forced patrons to squeeze past one another to get from one end of the bar to another, giving groping a whole new meaning. While Cuffs is now a fancily chandeliered karaoke club, its traditions continue across town at the Eagle (4219 Santa Monica Blvd, Silverlake), where mounds of muscle and Daddies rule. (For all the old-timers among us, this place used to be called the Gauntlet II. Same building, same bartenders, different owners.) Expect to see bare chests, torn jeans, and the occasional harness for the more intense. Oh, and leather go-go boys, who have absolutely no problem being touched or tipped. The word here is Friendly—with a capital “F.” The Faultline Bar (4216 Melrose Ave., Silverlake) is not quite as frisky, but that’s only because they’re open less—Wednesdays to Sundays only. The big news here is the Sunday beer bust that runs from 2 to 8 p.m. with the suds flowing freely on the tented patio. While the men at Faultline tend to be on the heavier end of the weight scale, they definitely have their fan base, for this bar gets packed and the lines form early. Lest you get confused, and drive by the place to an empty street, the entrance is in the rear. While the neighborhood is as rough as the bar itself, there’s no need to feel unsafe, since security is

on full-time patrol and the neighbors are friendly hipsters. If your ticket to true happiness comes swaying to a Latin beat, head immediately to Le Barcitos (3909 W Sunset Blvd., Silverlake) where the cause celebre is a drag show performed head-to-toe in Spanish. Unfortunately, there are no sub-titles or simultaneous translations for those of us whose second language is French, and the entertainment runs two full hours (giving a totally new meaning to the word “drag”). That said, there’s an outside patio where the cute boys go to wiggle their Portuguese butts in seeming unison. Muy divertido! Just to prove to yourself that even Silverlake has a sophisticated side, head on over to Rockwell: Table and Stage at 1714 N. Vermont Ave. What appears to be a tiny restaurant actually is an inside-outside performance space with an attached bar. At one time, these were two separate rooms, but now all is one, including a beautifully lighted courtyard where you can sit under a coral tree and pretend you’re in another country. That, of course, isn’t too much of a stretch considering we know of no other place in the entire United States where can you sit and listen to cabaret homages to films like “Magnolia” and “There Will be Blood.” No it’s not heaven; it’s Gay Silverlake.

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The Perfect Holiday Gift A New Gym Membership by Tom

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Do the holidays find you another year older and several pounds heavier? Have you put off joining a gym because at the end of the day you’re just too tired or lack motivation? If you do work out, maybe you find it easier and easier to postpone your workouts until another time? Whether you’re making excuses about getting started or find yourself in a rut with your old routine, the time to do something about it is now. Why not treat yourself this holiday season to a brand new gym membership? If you are choosing a gym for the first time or are in need of a change from your current one, there are several factors to take into consideration. First, there is the matter of convenience. Make sure your club is close by your home or on your way to and from work (no more than a half-hour’s drive). The farther away your gym is from work and home, the less likely you are to fit it into your schedule. Psychologically, working out will just become another chore that gets put-off till another day. Second, there is the matter of affordability. Most clubs offer plans where you can pay all up-front for a slight savings, or in monthly installments. Even if money is no object, check what you are getting for your dough. Does the place have special deals for partner memberships? If it is a chain, does it offer travel passes for locations in other cities? Check to see what kinds of classes, seminars, and personal training sessions are offered for free or a nominal cost. Third, you need to work out in a facility that is clean. Gyms, locker rooms, and wet areas are common breeding grounds for bacteria-causing staph infections. These are a bitch to get rid of, and there is one strain of staph called MRSA (or “Mursa”) which is commonly found in locker rooms and is resistant to most antibiotics. Almost as unpleasant, athlete’s foot and jock itch are regularly transmitted by fungi that thrive in moist, warm areas. Viruses causing colds and flu are passed on by sneezing and coughing all over the equipment. Before joining a gym check to see that “cleanliness

is next to godliness” is practiced there. Is the staff visibly cleaning handles, seats, floors and mirrors? Are there clean towels available to place on the equipment as you workout? Are wet areas, locker rooms, and drinking fountains kept sanitary and smelling clean? Finally, make sure that the gym has a wide variety of well-maintained and safely-placed equipment. A mixture of free weights and machines is preferable. Dumbbells and barbells are versatile and allow you to take each muscle group through its full range of motion. Machines provide better isolation and are often easier to use for the beginner. Working out with a wide variety of equipment can prevent boredom and wasting precious time. Check out the personal trainers in your gym. They can be of great assistance as you design your program. Some gyms offer a free session or two with a personal trainer to help you get started. A gym membership makes a great holiday gift and is a great investment in your health. Finding the right gym can mean the difference between success and failure in your fitness quest. For more suggestions, contact TrainerTomB@aol.com.

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Santa Daddies, Slutty Elves, and Everyone Else What’s your Holiday Persona? by Justin Jones

Hey there. Hi there. Ho, Ho, Ho there! It’s Christmastime—the time of the year to snuggle up with our beaus, spend time with our friends and families, donate our energy and our money to making things a little better in the world. It’s the coziest holiday of the year. For some of us. For the partiers and the promiscuous in our ranks “cozy” isn’t exactly the word. Instead, Christmas is winter’s Halloween. For these folks, the holidays may include a night or two with family, but the objective at Christmas is the objective of every holiday: To tease, flaunt, and seduce. If you’re a gay man in Fort Lauderdale, you become one of the following during the holiday season: Santa Daddy: This is what you are if you enjoy slipping those hairy, manly thighs into a pair of too-tight Santa underwear, and then maybe into some suggestive red pants; if you’re determined to have someone in your lap by night’s end; if you crave the attention of cute boys and having your chance at—ugh, rubbing into them. Elf Twink. If your thighs aren’t so hairy or masculine, and if you’re under the age of—what is it these days, 24?—then you’re probably going to go for a slutty elf-twink look. (As an aside, when I was partying in Lauderdale, a “twink” was someone between the ages of 18 and 21—there were no exceptions allowed. I think the ceiling has risen, but maybe it’s because I’m now 26 and prefer the upper limit to be closer to my age.) If you’re going to run around in the skimpiest but cutest pair of Christmas underwear; if your goal is to sit on Santa’s lap and keep warm in his arms; if you’re hunting after a GREAT BIG package this year (after you unwrap all those presents, that is)—then you’re an Elf Twink. Everyone Else. Okay, I’m too lazy to make more than three categories, so if you don’t fit the above descriptions, then this is the category you’re in. (I’m in it too, so you’re in at least somewhat decent company.)

If you or someone you know fits into one of the first two categories, then the holidays can be a sight and an experience unlike any other: A Christmas Sex-tacular! My last such sex-tacular happened when I was the ripe old age of—oh, maybe 20 or so. I’d gone tanning for weeks, I’d starved myself since before Halloween, and I was wearing a G-string and an oversized Santa hat. I thought I looked damn good, so I found a Santa to take me home and warm my ego (while I stroked his, too). Too much sex and too little clothing. Too much alcohol and not enough sense. Those were the days, weren’t they? Those of us who now find ourselves in the “Everyone Else” category will always hold fond memories in our hearts of “back then,” when we thought everything was easy because we cared about nothing. I guess being a grownup for the holidays isn’t all that bad.

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