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bar guide ALIBI 2266 Wilton Drive Wilton Manors oGayborhood tradition since 1997. Comfortable, inviting atmosphere with indoor video bars, outdoor drinking and dining. Drink specials all week, with mammoth 22-ounce Long Island Iced Teas for $3 on Thursdays. BILL’S FILLING STATION 2209 Wilton Drive Wilton Manors oVideos, pool tables, dart boards, dance floor, happy hour, live shows, Tuesday and Thursday karaoke – and great burgers to boot. Fun and friendly truck-stop-themed bar, great staff. BOARDWALK 1721 N Andrews Ave Fort Lauderdale oOver 100 of the sexiest men from all over the world. Go-go dancers, cages, billiards, 2-4-1 Happy Hours. Drag em- cees and did we mention the boys? BOOM 2232 Wilton Drive Wilton Manors oThe bar with two names features a dance club and Gayborhood bar. Drag Bingo on Mondays, karaoke Mondays and Tuesdays, dance music Fridays and Saturdays, and (indoor) Sunday T-Dance. CORNER PUB 1915 N Andrews Ave Wilton Manors oFriendly atmosphere, unpretentious clientele and staff. Next to Island City Pizza (so you can get your drink AND your slice on). CUBBY HOLE 823 N Federal Hwy Fort Lauderdale oButch bar and grill with a rockin’ daytime crowd (and a fun nighttime one, too). Fiftycent pool, 2-for-1 drinks all day every day, video games, hot movies on HDTV and DirecTV. DEPOT CABANA BAR AND GRILL 2935 N Federal Hwy Fort Lauderdale oAdjacent to the America’s Best Inn and Suites. Pool open daily - No Cover or Day Pass. Great food, daily happy hour, Sunday afternoon T-Dance Poolside. Karaoke and live music. Open daily at 11:30 a.m. DUDES 3270 NE 33rd St Fort Lauderdale oMen dancing for men. Hot go-go boys in an upscale atmosphere, piano lounge for more quiet interludes. Steamy shower shows.

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INFINITY LOUNGE 2184 WIlton Drive Wilton Manors oMartini and specialty cocktail lounge in the heart of Wilton Manors, featuring fresh fruit concoctions in an intimate industrial/chic setting. Sexy & jazzy lounge music. Add sparkle to your day. Enjoy Sinatra Sundays: A vibe unlike any other to wrap up the weekend. JOHNNY’S 1116 W Broward Blvd Fort Lauderdale oClub, bar, lounge. Male dancers and the men who love (to ogle) them. Sunday amateur strip contest (and karaoke!). LIPS 1421 E Oakland Park Blvd Oakland Park oThe Ultimate in Drag Dining. Dinner and shows six nights a week. Sunday Gospel Brunch with the Sisters of Sequins. MATTY’S ON THE DRIVE 2426 Wilton Drive Wilton Manors oDrink specials, billiards, and a chill gayborhood vibe. 75 cent drinks on Wednesdays. No Drama, No Smoking. MONA’S 502 E Sunrise Blvd Fort Lauderdale oCocktail Lounge in the heart of Searstown. Fun customers, fun bartenders and fun proprietor (the Legendary Jerry). Outside patio. Wednesday karaoke, Thursday Speedball Tournament. MONKEY BUSINESS 2740 N Andrews Ave Fort Lauderdale oCozy neighborhood bar. Karaoke, drags shows, Patio Bar and open at 9 a.m. daily. NAKED GRAPE 2163 Wilton Drive Wilton Manors oRelaxing, friendly, hip, unique. The alternative gathering place on Wilton Dr. Now serving tapas nightly. Social Hour features $5 house wine glasses, $1 Barcelona Bites, and In The Biz all the time. RAMROD 1508 NE 4th Ave Fort Lauderdale oVoted World’s Favorite Leather Bar. Pig Dance first Saturday of the month – South Florida’s Busiest, Craziest Monthly Party (with caged hunks at midnight on Saturdays – Is there a downside to this?). ROSIE’S BAR & GRILL 2449 Wilton Drive Wilton Manors oNexus of the A-Gay List. Be Seen in the Scene (without making one). Food, folks, libations, and a killer Sunday Funday.

SCANDALS SALOON 3073 NE 6th Ave Wilton Manors oA line-dancin’, tight blue jeans-wearin’ good time. Country and western music, two-steppin’, three-steppin’, pool tables, and themed events year ‘round. Cowboys and Indians was never this much fun, Pilgrim. SIDELINES 2031 Wilton Drive Wilton Manors oWhere sports come first. Nationally known destination sports bar with TVs streaming NFL, MLB, NBA and college games. Pool tables, dart boards and large indoor (and now smoke-free) facility. SLAMMER 321 W Sunrise Blvd Fort Lauderdale oPrivate Men’s Club. Pay cover, then uncover. Monday In the Biz, Thursday Leather Nights. They bring the party (and the mattresses), you bring the booze. SMARTY PANTS 2400 E Oakland Park Blvd Fort Lauderdale oCozy neighborhood bar with daily happy hour, and regular patrons. Show night Thursdays at 9 p.m. Karaoke Friday and Saturday nights, with matinee on Sunday afternoon. THE MANOR COMPLEX 2345 Wilton Drive Wilton Manors oWeHo vibe (think: LA’s The Abbey) in the heart of the Gayborhood. Dine, drink, dance, play, mingle. Theme rooms (Latin Night every Saturday in the Latin Quarter!). Live dancing and dining. THE STABLE 205 E Oakland Park Blvd Fort Lauderdale oLevis-and-leather neighborhood bar, where the bears line dance and the cowboys are VERY friendly. TORPEDO 2829 W Broward Blvd Fort Lauderdale oDance, shoot pool, drink til 4 a.m., 7 nights a week. Doors open at midnight; dance til dawn. WILTON’S BIER GARDEN 2245 Wilton Drive Wilton Manors o German cuisine meets Der Gayborhood, in a fun, relaxed atmosphere. Upstairs dining, downstairs outdoor patio and bar, DJ music, and a fun staff make one of Wilton Manors’ newest venues a good time to be had by all.

bar guide CLUB SUGAR 2301 SW 32nd Ave Miami oGay Latin scene, with Salsa, Merengue, Reggaeton, Hip Hop and House music always playing. DISCOTEKKA 950 NE 2nd Ave Miami oHot music, hot scene, hot bartenders, and hot patrons in the hot heart of Downtown Miami. MOVA LOUNGE 1625 Michigan Ave Miami Beach oOn Miami Beach’s famed Lincoln Road, never a cover. Drink specials all week long, live DJs, high energy music and a fun crowd getting their dance on til late.

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PALACE BAR 1200 Ocean Drive Miami Beach oThis bar and restaurant in the heart of South Beach’s Art Deco District. Mouth- watering burgers, boys (and girls!). Weekend cabaret shows Thursday through Sunday.

SWINGING RICHARDS 17450 Biscayne Blvd N Miami oThe only gay strip club in Southern Florida to offer FULLY NUDE dancers. Smokin’ hot dancers all week long.

SCORE 727 Lincoln Rd Miami Beach oDance, drink, party all night on Miami Beach’s Lincoln Road. Tons of events throughout the year, including fundraisers for Winter Party, White Party, and Miami Beach Gay Pride.

TWIST 1057 Washington Ave Miami Beach oGreat music, friendly staff, hot tourists and locals. Never a cover, always a groove. Bungalow Bar = Hot Men. In SoBe’s Art Deco District.

SPACE 34 NE 11th St Miami oMingle and mix with gays and str8s in the heart of Downtown Miami. Indoor dance floors and outdoor rooftop bar, spectacular light show.

VLADA LOUNGE 3215 NE 2nd Ave Miami oUrban, sophisticated and chic in Midtown Miami with a bar that ices over. New York pedigree meets Miami attitude. Nightly DJs, never a cover.

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Frenchie Kiss and Tell “American Idol” Sensation Comes to Bill’s

renchie Davis first hit the world stage in Season 2 of “American Idol.” Since then she has starred on stage in the Broadway and touring productions of “Rent,” “Dream Girls,” and “Ain’t Misbehavin’” (a performance that earned the singer her first Grammy nomination). Last year, she hit the national spotlight again, joining Team Christina on NBC’s hit show “The Voice,” and becoming one of the top four finalists. After her cover of “When Love Takes Over” landed at number on the iTunes Dance Chart, she was ready to get started on an album—teaming with international singer/songwriter Janice Robinson to record “Love’s Got A Hold of Me,” her first single from the upcoming album, “Just Frenchie.” Hear it live when she performs the track this Saturday, October 13, at Bill’s Wilton Manors, on Wilton Drive. Mario Weir caught up with Davis for GUY Magazine. GM: Have you been in love? FD: Love has been painful in the past. These days it’s pretty wonderful. I’m in love with a woman I think I can be with forever. GM: Is being a prisoner to love a good or bad thing? FD: You have to find a balance. You want to give your all to your partner without losing yourself. You don’t want to wake up one day not having a clue who you are anymore. GM: What do you love about singing? FD: I feel free when I sing and I love to create colors with my voice. GM: Did you love starring on Broadway? FD: Musical theatre was my first love, and how I first fell in love with music. The best part was developing the discipline and endurance required to do eight shows a week. You hear so many stories about performers suffering from exhaustion. After surviving the Broadway schedule for five years, I believe I can survive anything. GM: What part did hitting number three on iTunes play in releasing your own music now?

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FD: It made me realize, maybe I can still do this. And maybe I can do dance music instead of R&B. There are enough big black girls doing R&B already. GM: Tell us about your first single, “Love’s Got a Hold on Me.” FD: It’s a dance track written by my dear friend Janice Robinson, best known for the songs she’s written for Deborah Cox and Ashley Tisdale. The track was produced by Magnificent, a really talented artist from NYC. Brian Friedman, who I love for his work with Britney Spears and The X Factor, co-directed and choreographed the video.

GM: What’s your favorite thing to do when you’re not working? FD: I love to go swimming at the beach. It relaxes me, and it is awesome exercise. GM: What’s next? FD: In addition to my debut album, I’m putting the finishing touches on my Christmas album. And I’m really excited to be in talks about starting my own line of plus-size bras and lingerie! For more information, visit FrenchieDavis.org and Facebook.com/OfficialFrenchie. You can also follow her at Twitter.com/ FrenchieDavis.

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happy hours Bill’s Filling Station 2209 Wilton Drive Wilton Manors o Happy Hour half-off drink prices from 2 p.m. to 9 p.m., Monday through Friday, with an additional halfprice “Bear Necessities” Happy Hour on Friday nights from Midnight to close. Boardwalk 1721 N Andrews Ave. Fort Lauderdale o Happy Hour from 4 p.m. to 9 p.m. daily, with 2-4-1 mixed drinks and brew. Boom 2232 Wilton Drive Wilton Manors o Half-priced drink Happy Hours Monday through Friday from 9 a.m. to 9 p.m., and Fridays and Saturdays from 9 a.m. to 10 p.m., as well as $7 premium martinis all day long. Corner Pub 1915 N Andrews Ave. Wilton Manors o Seven-day Happy Hour from 11 a.m. til 9:30 p.m., with $1.75 domestic drafts, $2.50 domestic bottles, $2.75 imports, $2.50 well drinks, $2.75 calls, $3 premiums, and $4.75 Jaeger shots. Cubby Hole 823 N Federal Hwy. Fort Lauderdale o Happy Hour with 2-4-1 drinks all day every day. the Depot cabana bar and grill 2935 N Federal Hwy. Fort Lauderdale o Happy Hour features half-price drinks Monday through Friday from 11:30 a.m. to 9 p.m. Dudes on the Beach 3270 NE 33rd St. Fort Lauderdale o Happy Hour features a seven day a week 2-4-1 special from 4 p.m. to 9 p.m. Georgie’s Alibi 2266 Wilton Drive Wilton Manors o 2-4-1 Happy Hour Monday through Friday. Johnny’s Club, Bar, and Lounge 1116 W Broward Blvd. Fort Lauderdale o Happy Hour runs seven days, Monday through Thursday from 4 p.m. to 8 p.m., Fridays and Saturdays from 3 p.m. to 9 p.m., and Sundays from 2 p.m. to 9 p.m., with varying drink specials depending the day, and discounted drinks starting at $4.

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Fort Lauderdale / Wilton Manors The Manor Restaurant and Nightclub 2345 Wilton Drive Wilton Manors o Happy Hour Wednesday through Friday from 3-9 p.m. Matty’s on the Drive 2426 Wilton Drive Wilton Manors o 2-4-1 Happy Hour Monday through Saturday from 2 p.m. to 9 p.m., and a drink chip that’s good through 10 p.m.! Mona’s Cocktail Lounge (next to Lisa’s Backyard) 502 E Sunrise Blvd. Fort Lauderdale o Happy Hour is celebrated seven days a week from noon till 9 p.m., with $2.50 domestic beers and well drinks, and $1.25 drafts. Monkey Business 2740 N Andrews Ave. Wilton Manors o Happy Hour runs through 9 p.m., seven days, with drinks specials that average about $1-$1.50 off per mixed drink or brew. Naked Grape Wine Bar 2163 Wilton Drive Wilton Manors o “Social Hour” from 5 p.m. to 7 p.m., with $5 glasses of house wine, and $1 Barcelona Bites. On Thursdays, buy one flat bread or panini, get one 1/2 price. Pinché Taqueria 2045 Wilton Drive Wilton Manors o A NYC-by-way-of-Tijuana-transplant, offering great outdoor atmosphere and a daily 4 p.m. to 8 p.m. Happy Hour with $4 well drinks, $5 Pinché margaritas, and $20 margarita pitchers, as well as half-priced appetizers from 4 p.m. to 7 p.m. PJ’s Corner Pocket 924 N Flagler Drive Fort Lauderdale o Monday through Friday Happy Hour with $1 off every drink, as well as an everyday five 7 oz. Bud Lights for $5 special. Infinity Lounge 2184 Wilton Drive Wilton Manors Sexy, intimate cocktail lounge with everyday happy hour featuring 1/2 price drinks from 3 p.m. to 8 p.m. Specializing in fresh fruit concoctions, martinis and mojitos, with a great selection of beer and wine.

happy hours Ramrod 1508 NE 4th Ave. Fort Lauderdale o Fort Lauderdale’s oldest gay bar under the same ownership, a leather, Levis, and uniform bar with hot men and a 3 p.m. to 9 p.m. daily 2-4-1 Happy Hour (weekends included!). Rodeo Restaurant and Bar 2033 Wilton Drive Wilton Manors o HALF PRICE on MARTINI MENU - Wednesdays 5:3010:30. HALF PRICE on SIGNATURE DRINKS - Thursdays 5:30-10:30. HUGE DISCOUNTS on ALL DRINKS - AFTER HOURS Fridays and Saturdays from 10:00 p.m. until close. 25% off all drinks for IN THE BIZ folks - AFTER HOURS Fridays and Saturdays from 10:00 p.m. until close. HALF PRICE on all Appetizers PLUS $2.00 off all drink prices - Saturdays before 7:00 p.m. Rosie’s Bar & Grill 2249 Wilton Drive Wilton Manors o Happy Hour Mondays through Fridays from 11 a.m. to 7 p.m. with half-priced premium well, beer, and house wines and $1 off all other cocktails (excluding premium wines). Scandals Saloon 3073 NE 6th Ave. Wilton Manors o Happy Hour at the main bar that runs Monday through Saturday from noon to 9 p.m., with $1-to-$2 drink special discounts, depending on what beverages you’re enjoying. All-day Happy Hour on Sundays.

Sidelines Sports Bar 2031-A Wilton Drive Wilton Manors o Happy Hour runs daily—for the first time!—from 2 p.m. to 9 p.m. with half-price drinks (the other popular Gayborhood-variation on the split-level-drink-price), followed by a back-half Happy Hour from Midnight-to-close, also with (according to their Web site) half-price libations. Smarty Pants 3038 N Federal Highway Fort Lauderdale o Happy Hour seven days a week, starting at 9 a.m. and continuing through 8 p.m., with daily specials and discounts off their low drink prices. The Stable Country Western Bar 205 E Oakland Park Blvd. Fort Lauderdale o Happy Hour Monday through Thursday 2 p.m. to 9 p.m., and Friday through Sunday, noon through 9 p.m., with at least $1 off their regular prices on libations.

Fort Lauderdale / Wilton Manors Tropics 2000 Wilton Drive Wilton Manors o Happy Hour starts at 4 p.m. and runs through 9 p.m., Monday through Friday. Drinks are 2-4-1. Wilton’s Bier Garden 2245 Wilton Drive Wilton Manors o Happy Hour including 2-4-1 domestic draft beer, 2-4-1 well drinks, and 2-4-1 Coastal Vines house wine selections.

Miami / Miami Beach Discotekka 950 NE 2nd Ave. Miami o Sunday nights with “Drag’s a Bitch” and $3 Bud Lights and $5 well drinks. Magnum Lounge 709 NE 79th St. Miami Happy Hour 5 p.m.-8 p.m. with $4 margaritas and drink specials every night of the week. MOVA Lounge 1625 Michigan Ave. Miami Beach o Thursdays $4 Miller Lites and $6 Finlandia Vodka. Friday Happy Hour runs 6 p.m.-9 p.m. with half-priced cocktails. Palace Bar & Grill 1200 Ocean Drive Miami Beach o Friday Happy Hour from 5-9 p.m. Twist 1057 Washington Ave. Miami Beach o Happy Hour 2-for-1 drink specials Friday through Wednesday, 1 p.m.-9 p.m. and all day Thursday. Eat and be merry with a free barbeque on Fridays and Sundays, 6 p.m.-8 p.m. Vlada Lounge 3215 NE 2nd Ave. Miami o Daily Happy Hour two-for-one specials, 4 p.m.-8 p.m.

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happy hours Johnny’s Miami 62 NE 14th St. Miami o $5 drinks all night, Wednesday through Sundays. Palace Bar & Grill 1200 Ocean Drive Miami Beach o Friday Happy Hour from 5-9 p.m. Magnum Lounge 709 NE 79th St. Miami Happy Hour 5 p.m.-8 p.m. with $4 margaritas and drink specials every night of the week. Twist 1057 Washington Ave. Miami Beach o Happy Hour 2-for-1 drink specials Friday through Wednesday, 1 p.m.-9 p.m. and all day Thursday. Eat and be merry with a free barbeque on Fridays and Sundays, 6 p.m.-8 p.m.

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MOVA Lounge 1625 Michigan Ave. Miami Beach o Thursdays $4 Miller Lites and $6 Finlandia Vodka. Friday Happy Hour runs 6 p.m.-9 p.m. with half-priced cocktails. Discotekka 950 NE 2nd Ave. Miami o Sunday nights with “Drag’s a Bitch” and $3 Bud Lights and $5 well drinks. Vlada Lounge 3215 NE 2nd Ave. Miami o Daily Happy Hour two-for-one specials, 4 p.m.-8 p.m.

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By SLATE JENNINGS

elvet Lenore is a Florida girl, beginning her career up the coast in West Palm Beach, and she still calls the place home to this day. To be a drag sensation in the Orchid City is no small achievement, since this is the place that’s a hop, skip and a bridge away from the mansions and blue bloods of Worth Avenue, the Mar-a-Lago Club, and the Biltmore. Very posh and very conservative. Velvet got her start through another local ingénue of sequined gowns and bouffant wigs— the lovely Melissa St. John, who plucked her off the dance floor and (suggested through some sort of drag ESP) that Velvet had a future in female impersonation. The Diva of Palm Beach, as St. John is known, backed up her prediction with dress, wig, jewelry and music for Velvet to transform into Janet Jackson for a night-a debut that found her “scared to death.” The fright was overcome quickly enough however in the form of tips that very first evening. “I must say I did make a lot of money—and in cash,” Velvet remembers. It’s been 19 years last month since that debut and

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Velvet has never looked back. “Even though it was all purely accidental, I had been trained as a dancer and I just took to drag. First, through contests—I won Miss Hollywood in 1999, and then I went on to win Miss Illusion. Eventually, I began to do shows”—the last five of those years as a member of the popular Lips team of regulars. “My career got a real push when I met Marvin Nathan at a little restaurant club called 502 that Gene Conti owned in West Palm Beach. It was one of my first jobs, and Marvin joined the show. He was already established in drag and he took me under his wing, giving me tips about improving my act. I’ll always love Marvin for that.” Velvet performs from Melbourne to Fort Lauderdale, traveling to find opportunities to entertain. That job has become more involved now that she’s expanded her act to include a group of dancers whose intensity is nothing short of aggressive and whose talents are exceptional. “I’ve always loved to dance, and I have my own dance group now (R. Nielsen, Krya Kennaugh, and Danny G.). These are a group of dedicated kids who give up there own time to rehearse for the love of dance,” Velvet says, obviously proud of her “babies.” “I’m known as the Production Queen and for being on time,” Velvet says. “So when I come in, it’s a complete package.” The music, the choreography, the costumes— look out. Experience Velvet Lenore at Lips (2021 E Oakland Park Blvd.) in performance every Friday, Saturday and Sunday, and see drag at its best.

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Upcoming CAN’T MISS Events Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino: Mario Cantone o Thursday, October 11, 8 p.m. For Info Call: 954-327-ROCK

Lauderdale. For more info call: 954-612-4489, or email dragitout@gmail.com

Fiore’s: An Evening with Mr. Marvin Nathan o Dinner and Show (2460 E Commercial Blvd.), Saturday, October 13, 7:30 to 9:30 p.m. Reservations Recommended. For Info call: 954-493-9233 Bill’s Anniversary Weekend o Friday, October 13: Growl Bear Appreciation Party, with special guest Chris Tyler, 10 p.m. o Saturday, October 14: “American Idol” performer Frenchie Davis, 10 p.m o Sunday, October 15: Misty Eyez with Special Guests, 10:30 p.m. Bill’s FIlling Station, 2209 Wilton Drive, Wilton Manors, 954-567-5978 Halloween Tea Cruise o Sunday, October 14. Entertainment, Contest, Dancers, and D.J. Sol. For Info Call: Felix@ 561-255-4913 October Multimedia Platforms Monthly Business Mixer o Thursday, October 18. 6:30 to 8p.m. At Boardwalk Bar and Beefcakes Grill, 1721 N Andrews Ave. Fort Laduerdale. For more info call 954-382-8563 Monkey Business o Sunday, October 21: The Awesome Duo, Miss Tiny Tina and Miss Kathy Craig. For more info call 954-514-7819

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FAIRY TALES: WICKED WILTON ON THE DRIVE o Wednesday, October 31. 6 p.m. to 11 p.m. For more information: wickedwilton.com GEAR UP 2 FASHION SHOW o Friday, November 15. 11 p.m. at Boom, 2234 Wilton Drive, WIlton Manors. Benefitting Broward House. For more information: 954-630-3556 or boomwiltonmanors.com Broward Center: Wanda Sykes o Sunday, December 2. For Info and Tickets: 954-462-0222 Off The Hookah Presents Life’s a Drag o 111 S.W. 2 Ave., Fort Lauderdale, Every Sunday. For Info Call: 954-761-8686 Boom: WIG Ministries o Every Thursday, 8 p.m. to 9:30 p.m. Alibi: Mark and Gary o Your Bartenders at Large. Tuesday through Saturday, 4 p.m. to 9 p.m. (2266 Wilton Dr.)

PAPI UNDERWEAR AUCTION o Thursday, October 24. 2426 Wilton Drive, Wilton Manors. Benefit Brian Neal Fitness & Health Foundation. More information: briannealfitness.org

The Manor Restaurant and Complex o Bubble Gum Fridays. For more info call: (954) 626-0082.

Drag It Out (non-profit event) o October 26. 1310 SW 2 Court, Fort

Monkey Business o Fridays: Illusions Cabaret at 10 p.m. Sundays: Shante Larue’s Jewel Box Revue. For more info call 954-514-7819

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or the third year in a row, ABC’s smash sitcom “Modern Family” won a clean sweep in most of last month’s Emmy Awards categories. Star Eric Stonestreet, who plays chunky Cameron on the hit series, was up against—so to speak—his TV hubby, actor Jesse Tyler Ferguson, who plays uptight redhead Mitchell for Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series. After Stonestreet (who is straight) proved a repeat-winner, co-star Ferguson stopped by the set of “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” to playfully bitch about the loss. Asked by host Kimmel if Stonestreet had been pulling for his screenp a r t n e r, Ferguson said with smarm, “Who knows if it’s true, but he said he wanted me to win.” To bolster his chances of a win at next year’s Emmys, Ferguson, 36, unveiled a mock “attack ad,” in which he accuses Stonestreet of “steal[ing] gay American jobs,” and calls him a “liar” and an “ass-kisser.” (Sounds like a typical night at my place.) Eric t Stonestree

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Thomas Roberts

SNBC anchor and host Thomas Roberts wed his longtime partner, Patrick Abner, this weekend, in a small ceremony at Manhattan’s toney Gansevoort Hotel. The ceremony was performed by California Lt. Gov. Gavin Newsom. Roberts is the first cable news anchor to marry a person of the same sex. In June 2011, he and Abner served as honorary Grand Marshals for Wilton Manors’ Stonewall Street Parade and Festival.

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Etheridge Rocks for Maryland Marriage Equality

till-rocking singer Melissa Etheridge has sent out a letter on behalf of Marylanders for Marriage Equality, calling for equal treatment under the law for every American. As some added incentive for supporting same-sex marriage, Etheridge is offering campaign donors a chance to meet her backstage during an upcoming show in Bethesda. “Two of my dearest friends are Marylanders in a committed relationship without legal protection,” Etheridge wrote. “They are not treated with the same basic equality as their next door neighbors. You can help change that in November.” She signed the letter, “Choose only Love, Melissa Etheridge.” Last month, the singer (“Come to My Window”) told TV host Joy Behar, “I’m for gay marriage, because I’m for gay divorce.” She added: “I don’t think people realize what a system heterosexuals have for marriage. You can marry someone and then, oops.” Etheridge noted it cost her twice as much to end her domestic partnership with actress Tammy Lynn Michaels because of tax liabilities for gay couples.

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E N E C a S g n i k a m Ravens Player Matt Birk Thinks Gays Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Wed

fter videos earlier this year by Minnesota Vikings punter Chris Kluwe and Baltimore Ravens linebacker Brendon Ayanbadejo in support of marriage equality, Kluwe’s former NFL teammate—and Ayanbadejo’s current one— Ravens center Matt Birk has come out swinging for the other team (metaphorically speaking, we’re talking about football players, boys). Last week, in an editorial that appeared in Kluwe’s hometown paper, the Minneapolis Star-Tribune, went on offense, saying that “Same-sex unions may not affect my marriage specifically, but it will affect my children—the next generation. Ideas have consequences, and laws shape culture,” Birk complained. Further confusing this century with the 17th, he added, “Marriage redefinition will affect the broader well-being of children and the welfare of society. As a Christian and a citizen, I am compelled to care about both.” Birk is in the studio this week— recording an anti-gay marriage video.

After Birk’s screed, his former teammate, Kluwe, tweeted, “I saw Matt Birk’s piece, yes I will be crafting a response, but it won’t be until after the game tomorrow. Locked in on the job now.”

I want to see this one played out on the field! …and Rupert Everett Thinks Gays Don’t Need To ‘Clarifying’ his recent remarks that he “can’t think of anything worse than being brought up by two gay dads,” British actor Rupert Everett put on his best “agony aunt” voice and offered this advice on same-sex marriage: “Why do queens want to go and get married in churches?” He added: “I don’t understand that, myself, personally. I loathe heterosexual weddings; I would never go to a wedding in my life. I loathe the flowers. I loathe the f***ing wedding dress, the little bridal tiara. It’s grotesque. It’s just hideous. The wedding cake, the party, the champagne, the inevitable divorce two years later. It’s just a waste of time in the heterosexual world, and in the homosexual world I find it personally beyond tragic that we want to ape this institution that is so clearly a disaster.” Is there anyone left he hasn’t offended? Seriously, Rupert needs an intervention.

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Adam & Ease By ADAM STRONG

How to Prep For a Fun—and Fabulous—

First Date “So it’s not gonna be easy. It’s gonna be really hard. We’re gonna have to work at this every day, but I want to do that because I want you. I want all of you, forever, you and me, every day.”

Ryan Gosling, “The Notebook”

e spend a lot of time in this column discussing lots of ways to entertain at home, how to throw meaningful and memorable parties and themed events, and to enjoy the nicer things, whether on a shoestring budget, or on a budget more like a Hilton’s (hotel, Paris, or Perez—take your pick). But having social skills and taste means little if you have no one to share them—or your stylish sense of fun and entertaining—with. It’s time to put your money where your mouth is (take your mind out of the gutter—at least for now—laddie-me-buck). Eventually, you will want to put your game-face on, and take it to the field of sport. There’s a lot of tricking and playing around that I see, but as far as dating goes, it seems to be a Lost Art (if not a Dead Language) in the Gayborhood. A great first date sets the tone not only for the future of that one romantic possibility—it also helps you to wore yourself in a kinder, gentler, more charming and fun manner. Ready, Romeo? Incidentally, these tips can be applied by both actual first-daters and already-in-the-mix couples looking to return some of that “early stages of romance”-freshness to things. Strong Rule Number 1: It’s never too late to have a great first date.

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Serenity, Now!

Try to keep those pre-date jitters at bay by doing things that relax you. Believe You, Me: The calmer your façade (I used that word intentionally) on your first date, the more likely it is that you’ll get to date Number Two, Prince Charming, and smoother it will go.

After you’ve figured out how you plan to spend your first date do something to distract yourself, and focus your excess of energy: Work out, go jogging, get a massage (or pedicure!), have a light, relaxing lunch. The less time you spend obsessing about things, the more serene and sharp you’re likely to be.

“Revvin’ up your engine/ Dress to Ensure Success Start with your feet and work your way up Listen to her howlin’ roar/ Metal under tension/Beggin’ to your head, If you are dressing comfortably, you to touch and go/Highway you won’t be distracted by having to adjust to the Danger Zone/Ride into your belt, or feeling that your feet are going to explode inside shoes that look great but feel the Danger Zone” (Theme from “Top Gun”) A first date is a nerve-wracking experience. For starters, you’re juiced on adrenaline—and nerves!—I anticipation of the great time you’re hoping to have. This is just as true if you’ve met the person through a friend, at work, in an online chat—or on Grindr. Take that nervous energy, and do something constructive with it. (What, you never learned about coping mechanisms?) If you’re planning an evening at home, use that excess-of-energy to make sure every detail is perfect. Is the kitchen and dining room spotless? Have you cleaned the bathroom you plan for your guest to use? Are you glasses and utensils clean? Did you clean the bathroom? Is there ambience-enhancing music and lighting to set the tone? Did you clean the bathroom? (You get the idea on this one.) Have you chosen a fun and/or romantic movie to enjoy together (“Shakespeare In Love” springs to mind, but your—and his—tastes will vary)? Is it dine in, eat out, or just drinks and uh, something else? (This last scenario is how my relationship with Mr. Wonderful began.)

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“Who Are You? Who-o-o-o?” (The Who) Like your mom always told you, “Be yourself.” It is undoubtedly the best way to make the best first impression. Acting like someone you’re not will peg you as insincere and make it next to impossible to win back (some would say “earn”) that trust, to say nothing about making a lasting and meaningful connection with another person. Don’t worry if you appear a little nervous— that’s genuine, and anyone worth his salt will appreciate that you’re trying to make a good impression (just don’t act like a kiss-ass).

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“It was a million tiny little things that, when you added them all up, they meant we were supposed to be together— and I knew it.” Tom Hanks, “Sleepless In Seattle”

No matter what happens, you should give yourself permission well in advance to have a great time. If it’s truly a first date, there’s a chance things won’t go as you had planned. Guess what, big guy? It happens to the best— and worst—of us. If you have gone to the trouble of preparing a meal or other repast at home, you owe it to yourself and your guest— not to mention your reputation as a good sport, a great host, and the “one who got away”—to conduct yourself with grace, gentility, and hospitality. (My bf turned down three chances to “go out” before he finally “gave in”—and he hasn’t left since.) If things do go as planned or hoped, then taking the time to prep yourself, mind, body, and environment will go a long way to making it a first date to remember, and then some.

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ALIBI

A new twist to an old theme

rab legs are coming to the Alibi and white bread surrounding a hearty cut of Mahi you heard it here first. After a super Mahi rubbed with Ancho chilis and served with successful summer promotion of lettuce, tomato, bacon and guacamole. Or, the Tuesday night all-you-can-eat lobster at $39.99, place makes an awfully tasty Albacore Tuna Salad the outside patio at Wilton Manor’s most Sandwich ($9.50) on multi-grain bread. Savor the established gay gathering spot is looking to shake house-made mix of capers, lemon juice, and things up with crab. Lobster is out and crab is in pickled red peppers on a leaf of romaine, and on all-you-can-eat Tuesday nights for the next few you’ll discover perfection. months, we’re told. We will, of course, be leading While the full menu is available until 11 p.m., the crush to get a table, bib in hand. the kitchen stays open until 1:30 a.m., serving A few years ago, when Alibi eliminated late-night specialties including its Baja Chicken tortilla-wrapped sandwiches from its menu, we Breast Sandwich ($9.50) plated on a ciabatta were openly disappointed. The café replaced its roll. What makes this choice so special is the lighter fare with bigger plates caramelized onions, melted for heartier appetites—a trend provolone cheese, jalapeno that continues still. Heavy peppers and slash of roasted on burger entrees, Alibi does garlic mayo. If that’s too much make an admittedly amazing of a good thing, eat lighter with assortment of flavorful Tezza’s Southwestern Eggrolls hamburgers. It’s no wonder ($7), which blends corn, black that their 10-ounce 100% beans, Jack cheese, jalapenos, Angus beef patty has been red peppers, spinach, and repeatedly named the Best grilled chicken breast—all Burger in Fort Lauderdale. wrapped in a fried flour Our favorite of the selection tortilla. An excellent size for a is the Bleu Moon Burger late-night graze. ($11), with blue cheese and Alibi’s award-winning On Saturday and Sunday, 11 burger & onion rings bacon on an artisan Challah a.m. to 2 p.m., a Jazz Brunch bun. We always get ours with takes center stage. There’s a caramelized onions, and a side of cole slaw, special menu for the occasion (although the though you can request fries, potato salad or regular menu is available as well). A good choice potato chips on the side if you prefer. The Classic for healthy eats is the Breakfast Burrito ($9), Alibi Burger ($10) comes with lettuce, tomato which dishes up scrambled eggs, housemade and raw onion, and has its share of fans. chorizo, cheddar cheese, and salsa. Olé. Should A carry-over from the old menu is the White originality prove too difficult for a Sunday Chicken Chili ($4). This is a superb chili, full of morning, your fall-back position can always be chunked chicken meat and beans, topped with a the Steak and Eggs ($12), a rather predictable dollop of sour cream and colorful tortilla chips. slab of beef known as a Flat-Iron Steak topped It’s the perfect compliment to the Chicken Cobb with two over-easy eggs and Béarnaise sauce Salad ($11.75), with its large helping of romaine served with oven-roasted potatoes and arugula. lettuce mixed with bacon, tomato, egg, avocado, Wash it down with a Bloody Mary ($2.50) and red onions, and grilled chicken breast, all tossed tell them Guy Magazine sent you. with a ranch dressing. Yum. If fish is your favorite, let your fingers do the ALIBI walking down the menu to the Ancho Mahi Mahi 2266 Wilton Drive Club ($10) which features toasted thickly-sliced

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Andy Kress

Bringing a “Core” Philosophy to Health and Fitness Eat correctly and you’ll lose the fat.

Exercise correctly and you’ll build muscle.” You can’t help but pick Andy Kress out of a crowd: His infectious smile is unmistakable, and his Asian body tattoos are featured each week in ads for his Kress Fitness Studio. In a town that isn’t lacking in personal trainers, Kress has left his mark by taking a different approach to fitness training. “My technique is cardioresistence. emphasizing lighter weights and more repetitions,” he explains. “While cardio exercise alone is great for building endurance and working your heart, it is not really effective for weight loss like most people think.” Spend an hour on a treadmill and you would be hardpressed to burn 400 calories— less than in a single Big Mac. “When I do utilize cardio, we will do highintensity for three minutes, and then drop back to a slower speed for one minute, and then right back up to the three minutes with greater intensity, light weight and low impact programs.” Kress tries to anticipate what the unique needs of each client will require, both in terms of a training regimen and budget. “When [we] work out in the studio, you experience a ‘beach-style’ atmosphere,” says Kress. “We have weekday Yoga classes, Monday and Wednesday starting at 6:15 p.m. The rate is $20 per person. We also offer 30-minute training sessions for $30, or one-hour personal training at $50. I really have tried to structure the studio with so many variables to help as many people as possible.” Andy is a internationally certified fitness trainer (CFT) with additional certification as a Specialist in Exercise Therapy (SET) for those healing from injuries or muscle strains. His unique program was developed at the University

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of Arkansas where he taught students between ages 16-80, and he has been the personal trainer of superstars and celebrities in Hollywood and Beverly Hills, California. Now headquartered in his own fitness studio near the Target store in Fort Lauderdale, Andy offers the most cost-effective rates in town. “First time clients can try a 30-minute workout for only $20. We also offer couples training, step aerobics, resistance training—and we really try to make it a fun experience. The one thing that I have learned working out is that if you have fun, you are far more likely to continue on and succeed,” he explains. Working out is an important part of maintaining a healthy lifestyle—but so is eating right. “I have a culinary background, so it’s great when I can counsel someone who also wants some assistance with their diets,” Kress notes. “Exercise is about toning the body, not weight loss,” he says, correcting a misimpression. Though he’s only in his early 30s, Andy gets his greatest satisfaction working with those over 40 who fall into the category of Baby Boomers. He is the co-author (with client/ writer Richard Hack) of “The Baby Boomers’ Guide to the Fountain of Youth,” which is about to be published (and a certain bestseller). You can find Andy “The Core” Kress’ fitness studio located at 3042 N Federal Hwy., Suite 303, Fort Lauderdale, where there is plenty of free parking. Give Andy a call at (954) 7893930, or email him at andyfit n e sst ra i n e r @ gmail.com.

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Guy Bytes By DUNCAN ST. THIBAULT

Your Name is What?:

Help Siri to Help You I

ntegrating Siri with your iOS Contacts helps take away a lot of the “heavy lifting” when it comes to making calls, sending texts or emails, and finding the shortest route to your Grindr trick’s place. The problem comes in when you’re dating someone named “Auggie Chmielowski,” and you try to look him up using a voice-prompt—but the app only recognizes easy-to-pronounce monikers like “Bill Jones.” The good news is that there’s an easy was to accommodate non-traditional (or boring, depending how you see it) names by adding each name’s phonetic pronunciation directly into your Contact record. Here’s how: Open the Contacts app, and then tap on the person’s name, followed by Edit. Near the bottom of the page, you will see the “Add Field” option—tap on it for a list of additional fields you can add to your record. In our tonguetied, loved r u n k example above, for

“Chmielowski,” you will select “Phonetic Last Name,” and enter something like “Shimmillowskee,” and then do it for the “Phonetic First Name” and type in “Oggy.” This step will not only help Siri better recognize these names—it will also help ‘her’ with pronouncing names that ‘she’ reads back to you. Even though this means that the iOS Contacts app will sort based on Phonetic Names (rather than actual names), to me this is a small price for Siri to accurately recognize your names, ryte?

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Google Field Trip:

Personal Guide-Boy, or Agent of the Apocalypse?

he well-publicized corporate parting-ofthe-ways between Google and Apple has spawned, in part, a cool little app that offers all sorts of facts and figures about the world around you—literally. Wherever you are—a beach, an oldschool building downtown, a toney new restaurant, a public park, or a section of town—Field Trip will provide historical info and trivia about the real, physical world around you. It’s like having a friend who serves as your personal walking tour guide, always on in the background, providing details about something interesting in your immediate physical environment. This fits in nicely with Google’s long-range tech plans (Google Glass, anyone?), which relate to a “big idea” called “ubiquitous computing” or—more poeticallysounding—“ambient intelligence:” Computer programs that are woven into the texture of life. The idea is that computers and tech will eventually become part of the landscape—so to speak—and mesh seamlessly with the environment around you. Going back to my earlier example of Google Glass—the Web-based eyewear that is essentially a smartphone for your face—the technology, in a pretty good imitation of artificial intelligence, scan your immediate environment and imparts to you what the Web knows about the places around you. (Can you say, “Terminator,” or the Singularity?) With Field Trip, Google can use the information from its Zagat service to disseminate restaurant reviews, or use Vayable for city tours, as well as selling deals through Google Offers—all based upon your current geography. Field Trip lets you choose which notifications you receive—so, for instance, you can turn off Google Offers—as well as how often you get them. You can also opt not to receive any alerts, which means you will have to open the app to find relevant info on where you are, but that’s half the fun of exploring a new place anyway. The app can also read notifications to you if your smartphone is hooked to Bluetooth or a headset, or if you are driving, which the app can determine just by the speed at which you’re travelling. Cool (scary, too). Field Trip is available for Android, and an iPhone version is planned. Get it (the Terminator would want you to). TRIP THIS: Free.

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Soundfreaq Sound Kick SFQ-0

The Little Soundfreaq

Sound Kick (SFQ-04) Packs a Big Punch

When Proculus and I first started watching Netflix, I failed to get a USB connector cable for the television, so we would gather around my laptop— like early cave-dwellers huddled around a small fire—and try ever-so-hard to listen to the dialog through the crappy built-in speaker. The sound was so low that we had to literally turn off all household appliances just to hear what was being said. (Laugh it up.) Eventually, this problem corrected itself (or rather, my boyfriend corrected it—by taking a 15-minute trip to Target on US 1; my angel), but it wasn’t long after that another audio challenge presented itself. Often times, the only thing keeping you from a “harmonious” relationship with your computer’s soundcard (or the listening pleasure of any other high-tech device) is the want of a wireless speaker. The Soundfreaq Sound Kick SFQ-04 is a Bluetooth wireless speaker that—while not the smallest kid on the wireless speaker block—has a lot of things to speak for it. For one thing, the back of the Sound Kick pulls out, giving its chassis more internal air space, which equates to superior bass response. The back likewise functions as a kickstand, which aims the speaker with an upward-tilt, dispersing the sound better. Measuring 10 inches by 4 inches by 2 inches, it is about the size of a pint glass. You need an AC adapter to charge it (a USB won’t work with it—but it can charge your USB devices when playing audio at around half volume, even just on battery power). The Soundfreaq can also charge the iPhone 4/4Sand iPods, with a charge that lasts 7 hours. Now who’s the ’freaq? SOUND OFF: +/- $100.

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By ROBERT ELIAS DEATON

CHICAGO

Our Lady of Sorrows Basilica

The Windy City Takes on New Airs

hicago, Chicago, that toddlin’ town,” Frank Sinatra sang in his 1964 recording of “My Kind of Town.” It was quite the popular hit at the time, though we’ve always been hard pressed to understand what a toddlin’ town actually is. One thing we do know is that Chicago has earned every bit of its reputation as an exciting, sophisticated and dangerous place to live. Yes, dangerous. So far this year, there have been over 400 murders in Chicago—more murders than the much larger cities of New York (312) and Los Angeles (212). That aside, it’s fortunate that the charm of this town continues unabated, particularly for those with an interest in architecture and the arts. The Art Institute of Chicago (111 S Michigan Ave) is the second largest museum in the United States (the largest is the Metropolitan in New York). It has a truly amazing permanent collection, particularly focusing on impressionist The Art Institute of Chicago- second and postlargest museum in the US impressionistic painters. Additionally, the African American Art Collection found here is well known for its assortment of paintings by Archibald John Motley, Jr. There’s a roof-top terrace that provides a great break from the art, and offers a fantastic view of the city. For those using public transportation, head for the Adams/Wabash Station via the Brown, Green, Orange, Pink, or Purple Lines. Architecturally speaking, Chicago is a Whitman’s Sampler of tastes and style. Some of our favorite buildings in this city on Lake Michigan include Our Lady of Sorrows Basilica (3121 W Jackson Blvd.); the former Sears Tower—now officially called the Willis Tower (233 S Wacker Dr)—at one time the tallest building in the world; the Chicago Avenue Pumping Station (821 N Michigan Ave) that survived the Great Chicago Fire of 1871; the

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CNA Center (333 S Wabash Ave), whose major claim to fame is its sunset red paint; and the 311 S Wacker Dr. Building that holds two distinctions. Until recently, it was the tallest reinforced concrete building in the world, and it remains the tallest building to be known by its street address alone. The city devotes over eight percent of its land area to parks. Of these, Lincoln Park holds a special place for us since it is not only the largest of Chicago’s parks (with 1,200 acres), it is also the only park to span many different neighborhoods throughout the north side as it is nestled between Lake Shore Dr. and Lake Michigan. As such, it has many different entrances, but the one located at 2001 N Clark St. will get you to the front of the Lincoln Park Zoo—always a fun place to visit. Any time of the day or night, Grant Park, located in the downtown business district along Lake Michigan, is showcased by the famed Buckingham Fountain, dedicated in 1927. A water show operates in the Rococo-style fountain from April to October, with decorative lighting taking the stage when the weather turns cooler. For those into trivia, the fountain was featured in the opening credits to the TV hit “Married….with Children.” Our favorite new hotel in Chicago is the PUBLIC (11301 N State Pkwy.). Lincoln Park Zoo, always The one-time a fun place to visit Ambassador East Hotel, home of the famous Pump Room, has been re-invented by Ian Schrager (of Studio 54 fame). While the Pump Room remains a fragment of its former self, the guest rooms in PUBLIC are incredibly efficient, lovely, and beginning at $135 a night, they’re a bargain. Next week, we’ll cover the bar and club scene of the Windy City. Hold your breath. It’s worth the wait.

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Guy Fitness

By Tom Bonanti

Confessions of a Personal Trainer

f I’ve said it once, I’ve proclaimed it a thousand times, I have one of the best jobs in the world! As a personal trainer (and licensed massage therapist and owner of my own gym), I get to work with some of the finest and most interesting ladies and gentlemen in Fort Lauderdale. Day in and day out I get to help them feel healthier, look better and live longer. As a trainer, my work is not just about handing weights to clients and standing around blankly counting to “12.” It is much, much more. A CFT (certified fitness trainer) has a responsibility to provide a safe, happy atmosphere and situation where clients are challenged and pushed, but also respected and affirmed for their hard work and commitment. Is this always an easy task? No, but for the most part, life is good and my clients rock! With that said, I’d like to remind anyone who presently uses, or is thinking of hiring a personal trainer, what they need to look for in this individual. First, make sure the trainer has an up to date certification and liability insurance. Second, if possible, watch the trainer in action with other clients. Is he attentive and does he take notes? Or is he on the phone or always texting? If you are going to make the personal and financial commitment of hiring a trainer, get a professional who will be undyingly devoted to you throughout the entire duration of your session! Most trainers will meet with a prospective client for a free consultation before either party makes a commitment. Make sure to write down your questions and fitness goals. Ask this person about his training philosophy, methods, style, etc. and how he would go about helping you to achieve your objectives. Inquire about the trainer’s flexibility and availability so that you both can easily coordinate your schedules. Once you’ve found the right

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person, remember that you as a client have responsibilities to your trainer. If you can’t treat your trainer with courtesy and respect, as you should any other paid professional in your life, then you are wasting his time and your money. Everyone is occasionally tardy, but some people make it a habit. Not only is this disrespectful to your trainer, but it also shows that you are not serious about attaining your fitness goals (i.e. weight loss, building muscle, staying healthy, etc.). Make the commitment to yourself and your trainer, show up on time, ready to warm up and, if you can, leave that damn phone in the car to reduce distractions. Habitual cancellations are not acceptable. You would not put up with a personal trainer who was a constant no-show. Everyone, on occasion, has emergencies and scheduling conflicts and these are understandable. But last minute texts and calls to cancel on a regular basis are rude and inconsiderate. If you have to cancel, at least give your trainer a 24 hour notice, or expect to be charged for the session. If you find yourself swamped at work or stuck in traffic, simply call your trainer, apologize and ask if you can re-schedule your session. Hiring a personal trainer is an investment in your health and well being. Expect nothing less than the best service from your CFT. Realize also that this is a relationship and as such you must do your part to make it successful and fruitful. For more information or tips on fall fitness and workout routines that will do the trick for you, contact TrainerTomB@aol.com.

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By DALE MADISON

Community Services Profile

Terry DeCarlo: A Community Friend in Need, Indeedand

ew individuals have been as vocal and visible as Terry De Carlo, a familiar face to both community members and colleagues in the non-profit sector, in which Terry has worked admirably and with dedication for two decades, with a focus on HIV-AIDS. De Carlo, the Director of Development for Broward House (the county’s oldest and largest HIV/AIDS service organization), previously worked with Care Resource, helping to produce the nearly 30-yearold White Party, one of the world’s “crown jewel” circuit parties attended by thousands of hot international men who come to Miami for a magical weekend of dancing, food, and, of course, a few cocktails. It would surprise many people who know of DeCarlo’s grinding work schedule that he lives with chronic obstructive pulmonary disorder (COPD), a condition that has reduced his lung capacity by 60 percent. But—like the Energizer Bunny— he just keeps on going. He helps organize Broward House’s successful community events, including the wildly popular “Amazing Race,” and “Broward Bares It” fundraiser benefiting persons with HIV/AIDS. “We once again produced ‘Broward Bares It’ at the Seminole Hard Rock, and we once again had a sold out crowd,” says DeCarlo. “It is a major production. You just can’t put people out there on a stage—you have to rehearse and work with sound and lighting. It has to be done right,” he adds.

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“Our first year, we had 3,000 people and then our next year we had to move to the Passion Room, and now, with the growing popularity, we hope this year to move to the Paradise Theatre,” he explains. “For me, it’s been a labor of love to see this grow.” Like all great motivators, DeCarlo knows success, in life and work, is a team effort. “My rock is my husband, Bill Huelsman,” he says without hesitation. “We have now been together for 16 years, and he has been there every step of the way.” Are there challenges to a long-term, successful partnership, we wonder? “So far, there has been no ‘water-boarding,’” DeCarlo jokes, “and I love him to death.” DeCarlo and the Broward House team have lined up world class entertainment to help raise community awareness for its projects and the clients it assists. As well as the smashing success of Typhoon Lagoon during June’s Orlando Gay Days, “We are bringing in Wanda Sykes for a [December 2] concert at the Broward Center, and we just booked Joan Rivers for June 2013,” he says with barely-contained excitement. “Last year, we had a fantastic turnout with Margaret Cho, and each year we try to step it up,” he explains, and adds, “But, frankly, it comes back to one thing: We have to get the message out that HIV is still out there, and is still a threat.” To learn more about Terry DeCarlo and the ongoing community efforts of Broward House, as well as its many fun and supportive activities, visit browardhouse.org.

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Love Jones

: s r e s a e l P e l p o Pe By JUSTIN JONES

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et me start this week with a fun fact about you and me: We are all social and, no matter how fervently some will deny it, we crave acceptance. Not by everyone, of course. I, for example, take no issue in being left out of fantasy football leagues (or terrorist cells). Generally speaking, we want people to like us. Were this not the case, we’d make no sacrifices for our friends, and their charity towards us would dry up. Nor would we likely find partners, keep decent jobs, or dress the way we do. Even those who consider themselves “outsiders” living on the fringe aim to find solidarity: The fringe “community” wouldn’t exist were there no “community” with which to so label it. That we are inherently social creatures is a good thing (it’s gotten our species this far). But some take the license too far—some feel that they MUST be liked by everyone. The cliché is to label these types as “People-Pleasers,” but I prefer to call them “douchebags.” If you MUST be liked by everyone (and sometimes it’s hard not feeling that way), there are two possible routes: 1) You lose all personality traits—and ticks—that might be considered even mildly controversial (and thus affect a bland, lukewarm personality); or, 2) You become a disingenuous chameleon whose personality is lost behind all the masks you wear. Whatever route you chose, you are not being “you,” and so failure is the eventual end. If you wish to be liked by everyone, you must dedicate the rest your life to it. You must never speak out of turn (unless presentcompany enjoys it). You must act with high regard to even those with whom you disagree (unless a challenge is what they’re after). You

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Justin Jones, 26, is a writer based in Minneapolis. In addition to his column “Love Jones,” Justin pens “Through These Eyes,” a bi-weekly column for Lavender Magazine. He writes about things like being alive, being in love, and drinking too much. Facebook.com/JustinJonesWriter.

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