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Red and white striped jumper, Henri Lloyd, £65.00, Free Love Navy sunglasses, Chanel, £179, Trouteaud Opticians

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Navy and white striped dress, Henri Lloyd, £75, Free Love Nude sunglasses, Chanel, £229 Trouteaud Opticians PHOTOGRAPHY

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appy May everybody! The lure of the summer is upon us and the effects of our long Easter weekend should be finally wearing off. The nights are drawing out and BBQ season has officially started!

Swimmers are taking to the beaches again and people are beginning to make those essential summer wardrobe purchases.

This month, the Gallery team have donned their trendiest trilbys to help you decide what to wear this season with historic fashion stories, style tips, essential beauty news and pampering guides to some of the best dressed establishments in Guernsey.

We strut our stuff (yet again) with another outstanding photo shoot; exclusive interviews with musician Lucy Rose and local Director Michael Lindley and we showcase the local Guernsey talent in our usual round-up of charity, business and public news on the island.

We know trend is such a fickle thing, And fashion comes and goes, But one thing that dear Gallery trusts, Is that Guernsey always knows.

(And it’s the Guernsey Literary festival too) Enjoy!

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CONTENTS

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Fashion: White Lines

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Beards & bouncing Maasai

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a la mode: contributors’ fashion

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Once more for the normcore

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Topdogs

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Pet selfie

News in numbers ���������������������������������� 8 Robots in Guernsey �������������������������� 10 Contributors ��������������������������������������������12 Normcore �������������������������������������������������� 14 Listings �������������������������������������������������������� 16 Pet of the month ��������������������������������� 18 Misc ��������������������������������������������������������������� 20 GIVE ………………………………….......... 21 Charity event of the month ������� 22 Give update ��������������������������������������������� 22 EVENTS �������������������������������������������� 25 Veterans’hockey dinner / Guernsey design awards ��������������26 Fifty shades of earl grey / Careers show �����������������������������������������28 TRAVEL ....................................... 29 Beards & bouncing Massai �������� 30 Modes of transport �������������������������� 34 CULTURE ����������������������������������������� 35

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Profile: mike lindley ��������������������������36 Culture roundup ���������������������������������� 37 Dark matter �������������������������������������������� 40 FASHION .................................... � 41 Perfect outfits ���������������������������������������42 Shoot ����������������������������������������������������������� 44 Contributor shoot ������������������������������ 52 Streetstyle ������������������������������������������������59 Fashion picks ���������������������������������������� 60 Instaglam ���������������������������������������������������62 BEAUTY....................................... 63 Beauty buzz ������������������������������������������� 64 Salon profile: salon organics ���� 66 Beauty guinea pig �����������������������������67 Thermography ��������������������������������������68 APPETITE ................................... 69 Food review: ocean ������������������������� 70 Chefspeak ������������������������������������������������� 72

Finishing touches ������������������������������� 78 BUSINESS........ ��������������������������� 79 Topdogs ����������������������������������������������������� 80 Business news ��������������������������������������� 82 Movers & shakers ������������������������������� 84 HARDWARE .............................. 87 Motoring �����������������������������������������������������88 Collectables �������������������������������������������� 90 Phone home �������������������������������������������� 91 Gadgets ������������������������������������������������������92 Tech rant ����������������������������������������������������93 Training with the gfc ����������������������� 94 Lucy Rose ������������������������������������������������� 97 Pet Selfie ����������������������������������������������������98 Boardom ��������������������������������������������������106

PLACES....................................... 73 Property selection ����������������������������� 74 Featured property ����������������������������� 76 Architectural marvels ���������������������� 77

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NEWS IN NUMBERS

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Million pound loan is sought to replace the Islands ageing Trislander aircraft

Local accountants were disciplined by their professional standards authority in connection with fraud allegations made by the President of the Norwegian Parliament

Fusion nightclub makes the decision to close its doors after Director suffers from poor health

Per cent increase in people travelling by local bus compared to figures recorded in March 2013

Tidal power turbines to be built off the coast of Alderney could generate power for 150,000 homes

Students attend the 2014 Guernsey Careers fair held at Beau Sejour

Health and Social services spent on ridiculed flu drug that an independent review has said is ‘no better than paracetamol’ Point difference resulted in the Guernsey Basketball team narrowly missing out on their maiden Founders Cup final trophy

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ROBOTS IN GUERNSEY

ROBOTS IN GUERNSEY WORDS Hollywood mogul Benny Grundle TRACTORBOT Russ Atkinson

GUERNSEY IS SET TO MAXIMUM DOWNLOAD SPEED AND FINANCIAL TIPSTERS ARE SAYING THAT THE WAY TO KICK-START INVESTMENT FLOWING INTO GUERNSEY IS THROUGH A HIGH-PROFILE PROJECT THAT WILL PROVIDE EMPLOYMENT AND ATTRACT NEW INDUSTRY TO THE ISLAND.

I’ve just got back from Northern Ireland; where the production of TV epic A Game Of Thrones has rejuvenated the market for sword swinging, fake blood and jiggly fun bags. It really got me thinking about whether we could do something similar. I saw the gleaming traffic winding along St George’s Esplanade and my inner creative genius immediately had a eureka moment: machines everywhere PLUS red hot investment opportunity EQUALS a 100% DYNAMITE proposal to shoot the next instalment in the blockbuster Transformers franchise in this Island!

Don’t worry about attracting stars because I’ve seen the films and acting is about the only special effect they didn’t put in. SFX boffins; start your engines and see if you

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can use your computer magic to make Miss Guernsey look like Megan Fox and transform the North Beach Kev-Cars into heavy-metal killing machines.

nothing to stop you from dreaming big and animating one giant robot kicking another into the Power Station. It already needs blowing up!

We’re racing against time to catch this Hollywood money because the boys in Jersey are no slouches, already bidding to shoot the next Avengers movie in Fort Regent.

Job done, two birds with one stone, BOOM.

It might sound crazy, but we’ve got everything necessary for a blockbuster film industry right here in the Island. With the possible exception of space, film crews, sound stages, cocaine midgets and an airport that offers flights to Los Angeles. At the moment our production facilities mostly handle the ads on local radio, but I believe that if you can make a convincing sound effect of somebody going down a waterslide or buying a conservatory then there’s

Whilst we’re waiting for Shia Le Boeuf to Skype me, let’s dare to dream and think about some ways that we could work Guernsey’s unique assets into this (copyrighted) idea of mine. I don’t mean financial assets (although obviously creative types like myself deserve a healthy compensation) but those many things that make this Island both a tranquil, historic place to live and the ideal place to film a movie where things explode every ten minutes and top billing goes to a talking truck.

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TRACTORBOT: UNLEASH THE POWER OF SEASONAL AGRICULTURE!

AUTOBOTS TO THE RESCUE WHEN FERRYTRON HITS SOME HEAVY WEATHER

Picture the scene: Optimus Prime and the other Autobots have travelled to the peaceful Island of Olde Guernsey to find some sort of object or individual (like the producers of the first two films, we’ll think of the plot bits at the last minute) that will allow them to finally defeat their historic enemies, the evil Decepticons. However, they need a local ally who will be their link to this new location and provide moments of family-friendly comedy with his rustic country ways. That ally is Tractorbot, a John Deere 5055D who has spent his working life digging potatoes and causing traffic jams on the Forest Road. Although they misunderstand each other at first (because English is Tractorbot’s fourth language after Guernsey French, Portuguese and Polish) these mismatched adventurers eventually learn to work together and realise they have more in common than they thought. Tractorbot learns that it is quicker to blow the potatoes out of the ground with missiles, and the Autobots learn that nitrates in drinking water are good for you, despite what the so-called scientists tell you. Together, they sing a song about cauliflower yields and learn an important lesson about teamwork.

Although initially hidden in their futuristic base on the state of the art, versatile, attractive, reasonably-priced Admiral Park, the Autobots are soon called to fly into action when an old friend gets into a dangerous situation and calls for their help using either full speed 4G phone network or fibre optic broadband. Once Optimus Prime has got over his surprise at Guernsey’s highly-advanced and reasonably-priced telecommunications architecture, the Autobots jet to Pleinmont, where FerryTron has broken down because his passengers have eaten too many croque monsieurs and fouled his engine with vomit. Also, there is some kind of giant robot lobster that shoots lasers out of its claws. Once lobsters and food poisoning are defeated, FerryTron is towed to the harbour, and his passengers tell the Autobots how it is much more sensible to take your summer holidays in a place that uses the pound. Subtitles in French, German and Spanish inform international viewers that Guernsey is friendlier and more attractive than mainland Britain.

THE VILLAIN REVEALED: THE POWER BENEATH THE PARISH Every story needs a villain and in this instalment of the most critically lauded film franchise since Scary Movie, the Autobots discover that Guernsey is also home to an evil genius supercomputer that is plotting to seize absolute control of the Island and then the world. Or at the very least Jersey and the Isle of Man. Hidden in forgotten maintenance tunnels deep beneath Barbados Nightclub, the artificial intelligence known as M.O.R.V.E. 9000 is an evolved hybrid of hotel booking systems, investment bank fax machines and Acorn Archimedes that were all rendered obsolete by later advancements in technology.

Dormant for decades, it has achieved self-awareness and the desire to destroy its human creators. M.O.R.V.E. plots to achieve this through manipulation of the school-run traffic, knocking out the airport weather radar system on bank holidays and forming an alliance with the Decepticons to end Guernsey’s ability to get the VAT knocked off from Amazon purchases. It communicates in Teletext and modem noises and is protected by a guard of sentient lawnmowers..

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THE MONEY SHOT: BATTLE ON THE WATERFRONT AND A SECRET ALLY If blockbuster movies and pornographic ones have one thing in common, it’s that they both exist to build to a spectacular climax.

Guernsey’s film production industry will need to pull out all the stops to make this one as loud and explodey as they can, but also to feature as many Guernsey landmarks as possible to please the investors. I envision a final confrontation on Guernsey’s grand Castle Cornet, where Autobots face off against the Decepticons and the forces of M.O.R.V.E. 9000, who has somehow managed to raise a zombie army of abandoned iPhone 3’s. Just when it seems that our heroes will be buried beneath an unstoppable tide, the Island is shaken to its foundations when it is revealed that Beau Sejour hides a gigantic robot of its very own. When not providing high-class leisure and conferencing facilities for visiting businessmen, RotundaTron can transform into a lion, a swinging pirate ship or a vending machine full of crisps. Of course, he joins the battle on the side of truth and justice. In the ensuing chaos, the North Beach car park is completely destroyed, many a gold chain is waved in anger and I retire to the Cayman Islands with a plan to film Die Hard 6: Sandy Rollback.

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CONTRIBUTORS EDITORIAL Ruairi O’Neill Nichole Sweetsur Louise Le Pelley Alex Warlow Grant Runyon Sara Felton Taylor Jones

Adam Kennedy Benny Grundle Viv Pallot PHOTOGRAPHY Simon Harris @ Renegade Photography

Etienne Laine Chloe Alder Meghan De La Rue Sophie Rabey Sarah George Kyle Mijlof

CREATIVE Ross Weston Ben Davies Jorja Helmot Russ Atkinson Bianca Swan

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FEATURED CONTRIBUTOR ALEX WARLOW

With a wit and style unmatched in Guernsey, Alex lends her deft writing skills to our Fashion issue. When not visiting exhibitions and gigs in the UK or driving around in her snazzy convertible, Alex spends considerable time on her much loved and rapidly growing blogs.

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STUART CHANDLER

Our resident food critic returns for more tastebud testing. What this man doesn’t know about food and its preparation just isn’t worth knowing.

When not falling off mountains or watching movies, Stuart is in the kitchen honing his chef skills and devouring new recipes and techniques.

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SIMON HARRIS

A maverick photographer with a passion for trucker hats. Simon has been clicking away and making sweet sweet love to our front covers for a few months now. It’s about time we featured his beautiful bearded face on the contributors listing. When not touring around the globe with his camera, Simon likes nothing more than spending time with his motorcycle.

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DOMINIQUE LE STRANGE

Dominique is a London based fashion stylist and renowned critic on the Parisian, NYC and Italian fashion circuits. After seeing our last issue of Gallery Magazine and our fabulous fashion coverage, Dominique agreed to contribute and we are so very grateful. Check out the very honest round-up of mobile fashion aids in this months Tech Rant.

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ANTI FASHION

ANTI FASHION: ONCE MORE FOR THE NORMCORE words Alex Warlow

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’ve been riding the insufferable wave of what’s cool and what’s not since I was thirteen years old.

My first foray into fashion was the moment I decided to break free from the flappy shackles of bootleg jeans and purchase what I believe to be the first pair of skinny jeans purchased by a thirteen year old girl in Guernsey that year.

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It’s hard to believe now that any teenagers other than French exchange students ever wore bootleg jeans in earnest. But I remember clearly the disdain my spray on jeans were met with at their debut, the school trip to the recycling tip, where we were joyous to hear a few weeks earlier that we were allowed to wear our school jumper and “jeans”.

To be honest I really didn’t have the legs for them and I probably never will. The bootleg is apparently a far better option for balancing out those pesky hips. Fashion

seems to have always been about rebelling though, like flappers treating society to their first ever sight of female knees in straight-cut frocks.

The advent of the Internet though was a starter gun for a ridiculous race to some end-goal of cool. First of all it was R&B video influenced, get as naked as you can, sexy is cool - even cooler if it’s spelled out in diamante. Then came heroin chic; make it believable with scruffy casual even if your biggest vice is trans fats. Then there was the renaissance of vintage; dress as much

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like your gran as you can and if you didn’t get your suede fringed cowboy jacket from a hobo or a bin then who the hell are you?

There have been too many trends, even in the last few months, to make one-liners without writing a book. Brothel creepers, palazzo pants, kimonos, Christmas jumpers, scrunchies, inflatable plastic backpacks.

All to be seen premiered in some pool hall in East London followed by a line of cheap imitations in New Look a few months later.

It’s exhausting and a young person’s game.

The Ladies’ College sixth form is a better bet for the height of fashion these days, than Red on a Friday night. Most people I know now shun the trends and stick to what’s stylish. Some things will always be beautiful - like a nice corduroy shirt, a Levi’s denim jacket, polka dots and leather brogues. Some things I thought would never ever get a look in, got one of my biggest nods of approval in pubs: “you know what will never be cool, zip up fleeces with wolves on.” How wrong I was...

Despite my inability to keep up these days I feel like I get fashion. I get how it mirrors politics, music and culture in general. A look at the superstars of Tumblr goes to prove that the 90’s aren’t just permeating the keyboard solo’s in house tracks, it’s shown in the mohair cropped jumpers and platform shoes everywhere too.

For better or for worse, armchair philosophers discovering their ethics via twitter arguments has seen a rise in pop feminism too, so with it a bunch of girls with their venus symbol tattoos and armpit hair on display in their profile pictures.

Moving on from armpit and mohair and back to the fleece renaissance may bring the walls of Jericho tumbling down.

Highlighted by a recent article in The New York magazine was a way of transcending all trends and rebuttals of trends, hipsters are now indistinguishable from middleaged tourists in what they wear. Opting for unbranded jeans, roll necks and baseball caps - the fashionistas are going “normcore”. But it’s hard to tell whether or not this is a rebellion tinged with irony in the same vein as the garish ironic t-shirt, or a genuine appreciation for the garments.

The lines are blurred because what’s aesthetically pleasing is so subjective, Kate Moss once said “comfort is for tossers”, beauty was painful stilettos and freezing

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cold midriffs. But Birkenstock shoes made it back “in” last summer despite only being known to the rest of the world as “birkies” by mums circa 2008. They have the ability to look completely frumpy, but being a comfortable and simple design I think they are appreciated as more than just an ironic twist on a stylish outfit, they’re comfy and current. Kate Moss may have said “comfort is for tossers”, but then again she also said “nothing tastes as good as skinny feels” which is bullshit because of brie.

Then with the “Clueless” era, something was beautiful if it was branded and expensive. But I think a more acute awareness of the distribution of wealth makes showing off your Louis Vuitton suitcase set look a bit tacky and charity shop finds become increasingly desirable.

Something I’ve thus far overlooked is the function of fashion as a means to find an identity. In past generations you had a set of allies when you pulled on your parka and Fred Perry, it was a literal badge of honour. The diversity and confusion that the internet breeds means there really

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“YOU KNOW WHAT WILL NEVER BE COOL, ZIP UP FLEECES WITH WOLVES ON.” HOW WRONG I WAS...

Steve Jobs is all the hipsters of New York have left in their arsenal. Why bother sourcing a one-of-a-kind ironic spangly fanny pack when there’s a row of twenty of them in the nearest Topshop? Just throw on some Fruit of The Loom and when people don’t follow suit it’ll be because they “just don’t get it man.”

That seems to be to be the crux of it - you want to hoodwink people with what you’re wearing, it’s not about inclusivity and gangs of like-minded people anymore, it’s about competition; who can outrage their elderly relatives the most. When I first started

Clueless. Cher and her Calvin Clein wearing, StarTAC weilding friends lapped up the brands. So 1990s.

aren’t any subcultures like mods or punks around anymore and if there are any punks left hiding under a rock they don’t look mildly shocking when even Miley Cyrus is sparking up a fat one on TV.

In The New York magazine article on “normcore”, stylist Jeremy Lewis explained: “Fashion has become very overwhelming and popular, right now a lot of people use fashion as a means to buy rather than discover an identity and they end up obscured and defeated.”

So perhaps dressing like Larry David and

caring about fashion I clung on to anyone I found wearing a band t-shirt and jabbered at them until they let me be their mate. But everything’s so easily available now that guys on creatine are wearing Joy Division vests to the gym because they like the pattern.

For the first time it seems, the latest trend isn’t about shocking your parents and standing out from the crowd, it’s about dropping out and blending in. In this culture of attention seeking and over sharing, it’s the most shocking thing you can do.

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2014 sees a new twist on the Alderney Seafood Festival with not only amazing seafood specials and great menus from their local eateries... also... Alderney Art Club’s open exhibition themed “The Sea”, The Beach Ball fundraiser for Heroes on the Water, Seafood BBQ & Bands on the Sand, sand art competitions, land and sea food foraging, Milk-O-Punch celebrations and a beer festival, sustainable fishing, fishing competitions, a blessing of the fishing fleet, seafood & seafilms, Alderney Coastal Run, catch-n-cook, boat tours and much more!

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JT SUMMER BALCONY GIGS Cobo Bay Hotel has been providing great entertainment to locals & visitors alike for over 25 years, with top local & UK bands, including some of the best tribute acts in the world, Bon Giovi appear on Monday 5th May, the UK’s premier look-alike and sound-alike tribute to the New Jersey rockers, Bon Jovi. Next up on Monday 26 May are The Los Palmas 6, set up to offer the total Madness tribute, not to be missed. The music starts from 3pm onwards so be sure to book your table for lunch.

NT ENCORE - KING LEAR An Encore screening of the Live Broadcast of King Lear by William Shakespeare recorded on the 1st May 2014. Academy Award winner Sam Mendes (James Bond: Skyfall, American Beauty) returns to the National Theatre to direct Simon Russell Beale (Timon of Athens, Collaborators) in the title role of Shakespeare’s tragedy.

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Storm Force Fitness are running a week-long celebration of all things exercise, nutrition and mindset is sure to give us all that much needed kick start going into summer. Spaces on all events are limited so get involved early and book your space at

Cat First Aid 18th May 2013 - Ref - Cat 18/5. Dog First Aid 25th May 2013 - Ref - Dog 25/5. All courses are a minimum £15 donation and you must book your place by the Saturday before the session. You will get the chance to learn about what to do if you were faced with an emergency situation with your dog or cat.

Everyone receive handouts, a few goodies and surprises. How could we leave this one out!?

LIBERATION DAY CELEBRATIONS

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21.05.14 - 23.05.14 - 24.05.14 GADOC ONE ACT PLAY FESTIVAL Beau Sejour Theatre.

Gadoc’s 66th One-Act Play Festival to take place in the Beau Sejour Theatre. A variety of one act play’s including youth, all women, mixed classes and musicals. To be adjudicated 2/3 plays each night. Final Adjudication and presentation of Awards takes place on Friday 23rd May. 3 Plays on each night.

THE SALVATION ARMY INTERNATIONAL STAFF SONGSTERS

Making a welcome return to Guernsey the ISS are the Salvation Army’s premier choir and have ministered the gospel of Jesus Christ in song throughout the UK, Europe, ST JAMES CONCERT HALL, AT 7.30PM. WWW.STJAMES.GG

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GEEK WEEK & BIG GEEKEND Drop in to the Guernsey Museum for some geeky activities featuring everything from Lego and video gaming to knitting and Star Wars. All ages welcome, children must be accompanied, no need to book. The weekend will celebrate unusual or profound interests - expect anything from art conservation and live action role play to video gaming to model trains. The timetable includes presentations, films, plenty of hands on activities and games.

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Wendy Jane Woodcock

Maloolooba Crema (Melba)

Age: 56 (but I demand a recount!)

Age: 4 years and 4 months

Likes: Walking Melba in all weathers on Guernsey’s coastline. Collecting artwork. Champagne. Being upgraded on flights or hotels. The colour turquoise. Swimming in a warm sea. Technology that works.

Likes: All children and animals must be greeted with enthusiasm. Anyone who rings the doorbell gets my screaming attention. Ice cubes from the dispenser. The sound of the electric carving knife.The clink of the biscuit tin being taken from the cupboard.

Breed: Party Animal/Melba’s Personal Assistant

Hates: Cruelty to animals. Inefficiency. Queues. Sleeping (albeit a necessity to good health).

If I were an animal I would be: A chameleon. I could change my vibrant colours on a whim and squiggle and laze around on hot walls in tropical climates.

Wants: The Guernsey winter to be drier and quite a few degrees warmer. Continued good health for my friends and family.

Interesting fact: Before mobile phones, the Internet and websites, I used to run the Guernsey Phonecard Club from home.

Collecting art on phone cards introduced me to some fascinating artists. Nowadays, through an art society, I am fortunate enough to be invited worldwide to view paintings and occasionally, the artists in their own homes.

Most impressive thing ever done: Gained my BSc Hons degree by studying at night and at home. As I was working, I was only able to manage a module a year with the Open University. I started this degree, focused on Technology and at 41 years old. It only took me ten years to qualify!

Breed: Standard Poodle

Hates: Mornings. Anyone wearing a fluorescent jacket or a funny hat needs to be barked at. Being left behind at home (only comforted by those returning with doggy bags in silver foil).

If human I would be: A gorgeous blonde film star, who doubles as an escapologist!

Wants: To escape all the time to play in the fields with the pheasants! To make everyone feel welcome at our house. To sneak in and sleep in the master bedroom every night.

Interesting fact: This pedigree poodle is very high maintenance.

Directly related to Champion Montravia Tommy-Gun, the 1985 Best in Show Crufts winner. Is perfectly groomed for four hours every five weeks by the talented and patient Sam at Pampered Dogs – says it all really!

Most impressive thing ever done: Apart from finding any hole in the fencing to escape, she sat up all night helping to catch a little mouse that her friend and confidant, Silvie, the Burmese cat, brought into the conservatory. Melba caught it before the cat did, raced into the garden and promptly crunched through it for breakfast!

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A group of cats is called a clowder....

CANNY CROWS

TAXI SERVICE WITH A TWIST

When deciding what get-away car to use, a robber had a brainwave. Getting a taxi to wait for him outside a bank in Edinburgh while he nipped inside to hold it up, he promptly managed to escape in the cab with thousands of pounds stuffed in a Tesco bag. Police said no weapon was used in the raid on a branch of RBS in the city and that the driver was completely oblivious that he was the getaway car! Detective Inspector Rory Hamilton said: “It would not be unusual for a taxi to be asked to wait outside a bank. But we now need the driver to get in touch with us.”

THINK BEFORE YOU ACT?

Firefighters have rescued a 16-year-old girl who became stuck in a storm drain while trying to retrieve her mobile phone. Ella Birchenough tried to pull herself out of the hole in Dover, Kent, but panicked when she became wedged. Tim Richards saw Ms Birchenough stuck up to her waist while he was driving home from work and pulled over to help. “It’s not the type of thing you see every day. It was pretty weird,” he said. “She was more concerned about getting her phone back rather than getting herself out of the drain. Recounting her ordeal, Ms Birchenough said: “I was talking to somebody and I went to put my phone in my pocket and it fell down the drain. “I thought to myself, ‘I’m not leaving this’ and I jumped down to get it. When they pulled me out I ran straight home and jumped in the bath. I think it was just water but I wasn’t taking any chances.”

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Crows have the reasoning ability of a seven-year-old child, new research suggests. Scientists challenged New Caledonian crows with a study in which the crows had to work out how to get floating food rewards by dropping objects into water-filled tubes. Researchers at the University of Auckland in New Zealand say the bird’s understanding of the task matched that of human children aged five to seven. Sarah Jelbert, lead researcher, said: “These results are striking as they highlight both the strengths and limits of the crows’ understanding.” In particular, the crows all failed a task which violated normal causal rules, but they could pass the other tasks, which suggests they were using some level of causal understanding when they were successful.”

THE PERKS OF THE JOB

If you thought you hated your job, this guy took it to another level…

Stenographer (shorthand typing done on a special machine) Daniel Kochanski of New York is accused of ignoring trial details and instead chose to repeatedly type "I hate my job". Consequently, Mr Kochanski was promptly arrested, fired and now at least ten convictions could be overturned. US media have compared his meltdown to film The Shining in which Jack Nicholson's character repeatedly types 'All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy'. A source told the New York Times, "He hit random keys or wrote, "I hate my job. I hate my job", over and over." Mr Kochanski, 43, told the New York Post: "I never typed gibberish. I always did my job 100 per cent. "I was let go because of substance abuse. I'm in recovery.

July will be one year I'm clean."

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The Guernsey Sports Association for the Disabled has been running for over 30 years and has a membership of approximately 40 people; from teenagers to adults, all of whom have learning difficulties or physical disabilities.

One of the highlights for the Association is participating in the Bath and West Games in May with sports including swimming, tennis, table tennis, shot put, javelin, skittles, shooting and wheelchair slalom and basketball. Around 20 members competed in the 2013 Games returning with plenty of silverware including the men’s tennis doubles, men’s table tennis singles and most of the swimming trophies.

Christine Le Prevost has been involved with disabled sport for decades, initially running the Disabled Swimming Club and was one of the founders of the Guernsey Sports Association for the Disabled, which was formed to allow the swimmers to compete in the UK.

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“Attending the games is incredibly rewarding for me and all the helpers,” says Christine. “Living on an Island our members are very protected and it is a real eye opener for some of them travelling to the UK and you can see how they grow with the experience. “

The Only Fools and Donkeys have been involved with the charity since 2010 and in the words of Christine have been ‘lifesavers’.

“OF&D have been wonderful to us funding two new sports wheelchairs; our travel to and in the UK for the Bath Games as well as team vests, t-shirts and hoodies; and also equipment for our clubroom. I know it probably sounds silly but the shelves they got us made such a difference - when they told me about the redevelopment at the KGV (which will include an expansion to the existing Association clubhouse) I told them we had to keep the shelves!”

With the money raised this summer OF&D will commit to fund the travel costs and team kit for the Games for the next three years as well helping the Association purchase more sports equipment and wheelchairs.

The Friends of the St Martins Day Care Service was set up in 2011 to provide assistance to the Adult Disability Service which supports adults with learning disabilities to be included in activities in the community which will help them develop relationships, independence and social inclusion.

As well as supplying the Service with much needed equipment allowing users to take

part in new activities, such as interacting with a Wii to basic cooking, arts and crafts and sensory sessions, the Friends also funded the development of The Drop Inn Clubs. These Clubs take place on four mornings and one afternoon each week at various locations around the Island and allow anyone with a learning disability to socialise, meet friends and make new ones and learn new skills such as computers, learning line dancing or playing pool. Or just to enjoy a cup of tea and a chat!

Only Fools and Donkeys has been supporting the Friends since it was founded.

“One of the key items they have supplied is a large wall communications interactive board which has made an enormous difference to the Service users allowing them to communicate their preferences for activities for the day and see how their day was to be structured, which is invaluable.” says Sue Aldwell, volunteer and fundraiser for the Friends of.

The funds from the bike ride will be used to get the Services’ spa working again and fund a regular maintenance programme as well as buy new blinds and other equipment in the Day Centre.

For more information about OF&D and how you can make a donation please visit their website www.only-fools-and-donkeys.com

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LOAFERS’ WALL ENHANCED FOR CELEBRATIONS The “Loafers’ Wall” in St Peter Port is undergoing a full refurbishment in preparation for a commemoration ceremony on 10 May at 6pm. The event will celebrate 100 years since its completion in 1914 and pay homage to those who fought in the Great War. The Constables of St Peter Port recently arranged for the replacement of one of the wall’s antique lights, along with the installation of two additional lamp posts. The wall itself is also being fully restored ahead of the ceremony. Everyone is invited to attend both the ceremony at 6pm and the Beating Retreat in Market Square at 7.15pm.

HATS FOR HEADWAY AND BRAIN INJURY WEEK 12-18 MAY

Headway represents the voice for islanders affected by brain injury. We provide essential help and support and raise awareness for life, following serious brain injuries. Action for Brain Injury Week takes place between 12-18 May and culminates in Hats for Headway on the Friday. This is the day where islanders can don a hat and raise money to help Headway continue it’s vital work. Any hat will do, the sillier the better!

Visit www.headwayguernsey.com

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GUERNSEY FITNESS FESTIVAL

We all know the hardest part of getting fit is the first step. It’s about staying motivated and finding a fun, but rewarding challenge to get our trainers on and get moving! Storm Force Fitness decided to help islanders jump the obstacles to living a healthy, fit and fun lifestyle with the Guernsey Fitness Festival, 19-25 May. Not only is there a complete range of sit-down seminars, physical workshops, trial exercise sessions and ‘big challenges’ but 100% of the profits are being donated to local charities. So not only will you learn what you need to get your body in shape for summer but you’ll be supporting Guernsey’s great causes too. The week-long celebration of all things exercise, nutrition and mindset is sure to give us all that much needed kick start going into summer. Spaces on all events are limited so get involved early and book your space at www.guernseyfitnessfestival.com

After becoming frustrated by the lack of a central resource for event dates and listings, Roy Bisson was galvanised in to action and has created www. guernseyevents.gg - a free access website to which event organisers can post their events, free of charge! Roy has been involved in organising charitable events in Guernsey for over 54 years with The Old Elizabethans Association, Guernsey Round Table, Tall Ships, Guernsey Design Group, Guernsey 41 Club, Workers’ Educational Association and many others. Now he is retired he has decided to turn his hand to the website which he hopes will help islanders organise and find out about events on the island.

SPIN SPIN CHARITY.

The Kings Premier Health Club Spinmarathon this year benefitted The Guernsey Specials Gymnastics Club and The Oakley Waterman Caravan Foundation to the sum of just over £4,000, the most the event has raised over three years. Fifty participants took part in a gruelling four hours of spinning classes, cycling on static bikes in the gym. In total they would have each cycled over 100 miles and burnt more than 2,200 calories. Gymnasts and helpers from The Guernsey Specials Gymnastics Club and volunteers from The Oakley Waterman Caravan Foundation were on hand to give out water bottles and general support to the cyclists on the day.

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NEW FACES FOR GUERNSEY GOLF DEVELOPMENT SQUAD Five new golfing hopefuls have had their names added to the Guernsey Golf Development Squad. The squad initiative, launched in 2013 and sponsored by ABN AMRO, aims to develop the talent of the islands most promising young golfers of all ages and from all golf clubs. This year Steve Wilford, professional coach from St Pierre Park Golf Club, will teach the children, along with

Phil Sykes and Matt Groves, professionals at Guernsey Golf School. Squad members will receive fitness training sessions from Ashley Carter, a professional gym coach at La Grande Mare Gym. They receive free coaching and training along with TaylorMade custom-fitted equipment.

ROSSBOROUGH STAFF DONATE HAIR TO CHILDREN’S WIG CHARITY

Two members of staff from Rossborough Guernsey had their lengthy locks snipped so that their hair could be used to make children’s wigs.

Jorden Toms and Karyn Jackson each had seven inches cut from their tresses. The hair was then sent to Little Princess Trust, which provides free wigs to boys and girls who have lost their hair through cancer treatment or conditions like alopecia.

INVESTEC GET MUSICAL

A musical event sponsored by Investec Specialist Bank raised enough money to cover the cost of employing a project worker at a young people’s support service for six months. The Twist – an evening of 50s and 60s music from West End performers – made £14,000 for the charity Young People Guernsey (YPG) which runs The HUB, a support service for 11 to 16-year-olds. Jane St Pier, chair of YPG, was thrilled about the success of event and thanked Investec for its support. ‘A lot of young people in Guernsey rely heavily on the service that our partners Barnardo’s provide at The HUB: we have worked with over 800 young people in the last 18 months’ said Jane.

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CELEBRITIES MILKING IT

Local celebrity food lovers are popping up in fridges island-wide to try and help islanders reduce the amount of food ending up in their bins. They are promoting the Love Food Hate Waste campaign, which aims to reduce the 4,500 tonnes of food that local households currently throw away each year, most of which could be avoided.

It is estimated that on average households could save as much as £600 a year, simply by cutting out this waste.

For more information on Guernsey’s Love Food Hate Waste campaign, visit: www.lovefoodhatewaste.gg

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VETERANS’HOCKEY DINNER | GUERNSEY DESIGN AWARDS

GUERNSEY LADY VETERANS HOCKEY DINNER ST PIERRE PARK HOTEL

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Guernsey Ladies veterans hockey dinner marked the midway point in a six match tournament played over the weekend in April. Two England Masters teams along with two Jersey teams were invited over along with our own 1st team and Veterans team to play in the tournament. The event

provided an excellent opportunity to raise the profile of Guernsey Ladies hockey and also helped to raise money for the new blue astro turf that is being laid this summer ready for the new season starting in September.

The 2014 Guernsey Design Awards were held on 3rd April at Les Beaucamps High School. Five awards were presented on the evening, four of which were chosen by a panel of representatives from the

Guernsey Society of Architects, Arts Commission and Building trade. The awards recognise outstanding design in local architecture. Please turn to page 42 for a full report on all of the winners.

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With a little help from One Direction, £8,000 was raised at the event organised

by Saffrey Champness. This was the second event in the Earl Grey series, which is the local branch of the charity’s main fundraising event of the year. More than 180 ladies attended the event. Guests

were greeted with a complimentary glass of champagne on arrival, followed by afternoon tea and a chance to get pampered in the “Area of Indulgence”. The auction of two VIP tickets to see One Direction in concert on 6 June certainly added to the afternoon’s fundraising.

The Careers Show is a free annual event organised by Careers Guernsey, Education Department in partnership with Commerce and Employment. It has been running for over 35 years and is well supported with more than 70 employers and learning providers present.

The evening session was popular with the community, including career changers, the unemployed, university students and graduates, returners to work etc. Whereas the day session is focused on all Year 9, Year 10, Year 11 and Post-16 students attending from all of the schools.

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AFRICAN APPAREL:

Beards, Berbers & Bouncing Maasai.

Words | Adam Kennedy

Fashion. Style. Mode. What could I possibly tell you about any of these from my backpacking days? With my unkempt, matted and sunbleached hair, bushy beard and standard Millets-issue clothing, the only mode I ever encountered on my travels was a mode of transport. (Catwalking doesn’t count as a way to get about either.) But maybe there is a perspective on this I can offer….

Granted, I’m not the epitome of cool like Jack Kerouac when I’m on the road, but I’ve only got to think back to my year in Africa and the Middle East to recall the vibrant colours, tribal costumes and effortless street style displayed by the locals I spotted en route.

I distinctly remember spotting Africa for the first time on the ferry crossing from Algeciras (Spain) to Tangier (Morocco). On seeing the vast continent on the horizon and imagining the adventures therein, one of my friends joked that he couldn’t see

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any giraffes yet. On dry land, and with not a single long-necked herbivore in sight (except for a few slender Swedish hippies) I was taken back by the sheer eeriness of the labyrinthine old Medina: I kept catching glimpses of ghostly characters as they ducked through ancient arched doors and down narrow passageways. I spotted one and followed him around from a safe distance, at the same time taking in the same sights that have influenced Delacroix, Matisse, Tennessee Williams, and William Burroughs over the years.

Eventually, my curiosity paid off and the mysterious spectre invited me to join him for a cup of mint tea. My host was a “Berber” man and his supernatural appearance was in part due to the “djellaba” (a loose-fitting, hooded robe) he wore. Over the next few months, I got to see more and more of these scattered about Morocco, Western Sahara and Mauritania. At times, the look would often be complemented with a “tagelmust”: a long - usually indigo or white - head garment somewhere between a turban and a veil. Tagelmusts normally indicated a member of the “Tuareg” tribe of Berbers. Despite the sweltering, arid heat of the Sahara Desert, these guys kept cool literally and figuratively.

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Slightly further south, I felt like H. Rider Haggard’s, Allan Quatermain, as I discovered the otherworldly masks and tribal get-up sported by the Dogon people in Mali. After a three-day trek down the Bandiagara Escarpment, I was lucky enough to experience a “Dogon Dama” - an incredible display of athleticism, acrobatics, rhythm, colour and craft. Traditionally a funeral ritual, the Dogon people use the Dama as a way of symbolically carrying the

soul of the recently deceased to the spirit world via the medium of a series of dance acts. Central to the dances are the masks donned by the locals – some gruesome, others comedic and several towering ten feet above the person wearing them. I was told that due to the expensive nature of these dances, they are becoming less of a ritual and more of a money-spinning tourism attraction. A sad sign of the times I guess.

The women of the tribe watched the ritual with babies suckling from their pendulous exposed breasts, ear-lobes stretched to eye-watering lengths (heavy with beaded ornaments) and ankles, wrists and necks adorned with yet more colourful beads made from clay, ivory, shells, wood and bones.

Of all of the countries I visited on this trip, the Ghanaians seemed to have the most swagger about them: The American hip-hop culture influences could be seen everywhere - possibly due the fact that Ghana is an English-speaking country set amongst Francophile neighbours. At one point, we managed to gatecrash a graduation party at a waterfall (Kintampo Falls) where we partied hard with the locals and learnt just how cool they were (right). Loose cotton trousers in all sorts of over-the-top designs and patterns (often featuring political slogans and propaganda) were all the rage in Ghana and I ended up bringing a few pairs home with me.

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Western influences on the remotest parts of Africa and otherwise “lost worlds” was in evidence elsewhere too. No more so than by the Maasai warriors in Tanzania and Kenya. In Zanzibar, I’d often see one with a “rungu” (traditional wooden club) in one hand and mobile phone in the other. (Other locals advised me that these were purely “plastic Maasai” out to get the dollar.) I managed to spend some time with apparently genuine Maasai in the heart of the Serengeti – where I was treated to an “adumu” (the jumping dance).

This world-famous spectacle was an incredible sight to behold and be a part of.

Warriors dressed in navy blue or bloodred “Shúkà” (the plaid sheets synonymous with the Maasai image), competing to jump the highest, to a rhythm hummed by their harmonising kinsmen. These guys managed to leap to ridiculous heights on the spot with no Nike Air Jordans in sight.

The Maasai’s footwear of choice is the Dunlop - not the perennial non-scuffing, gym-class favourite “Greenflash” either.

I’m talking about sandals made out of the outers of actual car tyres. Ingenious.

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In Cameroon, I noticed that the local women would use the same sort of flamboyantly patterned fabric seen in Ghanaian trousers (right) , but in much the same way as a sarong; twisting and folding them to suit their needs: sometimes to hold babies, sometimes as a long skirt and occasionally, entire outfits - blouse, skirt, head dress would be cut from the same cloth. This look was prevalent in most of sub-Saharan Africa

too - Namibia, Malawi, Uganda, Zimbabwe, Zambia all had their own varieties and I was told they were generally referred to as “chitenges”. In Zambia I had my own shirt tailor-made out of chitenge fabric that was patterned with a deck of cards. I could never really achieve the same level of “cool” that the locals could though and the shirt’s long been confined to the novelty clothes box in the attic (occasionally

making an appearance on poker nights).

In Namibia and Angola I had the pleasure of seeing the stunning Himba tribeswomen with hairstyles moulded from goat hair, butter and mud. Combined with their red skin (from being caked head-totoe in ochre and butter) the women were given an extra-terrestrial look from the mind of George Lucas.

Towards the end of my trip, I was back up in the Arabic parts of Africa and then on into the Middle East. From Sudan through to Egypt and beyond into Syria, I was amazed that despite the constant dust, grime, smog and heat (especially in Cairo and Egypt’s old oasis towns) the gents were almost always impeccably dressed, achieving a look of effortless cool and nonchalance in their flowing cotton robes and headwear.

I tried to emulate them at The Pyramids at Giza, but don’t think I pulled it off. What do you think?

One of my co-passengers on my yearlong African overland trip was an extremely talented young South African photographer named Kyle Mijlof. At just 24 years old, the native Capetonian has had his work showcased in numerous publications and websites in his native country. Internationally, his work has been featured on the BBC, Daily Mail and Wired websites (amongst others). He was kind enough to let me feature some of his photos in this article. Unless otherwise indicated, all photos belong to him.

Kyle’s photo blog is well worth a visit: http://kylemijlof.blogspot.com/

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WORDS Viv Pallot

It’s funny how modes of transport considered perfectly ordinary in many countries often seem bizarre to us. And if you’re eager to give them a go, chances are your favourite memories will relate as much to those wacky experiences as to the destination itself!

Mine certainly do. Like the bone-jarring tuk-tuk journey along miles of pot-holed country lanes during a Sri Lankan monsoon.

Or the “taxi” to take me and my thentoddler daughter to our accommodation in Bali, with her perched on a holdall sandwiched between me and the driver … on his scooter.

Boatmen are usually open to earning a couple of bucks on the side I’ve discovered, so bribing a Mexican fisherman late one evening to take our family to Isla Mujeres - when we’d missed the last ferry from Cancún with three jet-lagged kids in tow seemed the obvious solution. Despite the fact there were no lights aboard and our only identifier was blaring Latino music.

And long train journeys hold particularly exotic appeal when ours in Jersey simply circumnavigates a large grassy field. One of the weirdest 23 hours in my life was on the famous Alice Springs to Adelaide “Ghan” train. We’d bought the cheapest seats available but when all the Aboriginals in our carriage were thrown out for rowdiness at the first stop, my travel companion and I had the luxury of an entire carriage to ourselves for the rest of the journey.

And once, after refusing a seat at the back of a very overcrowded bus in India, I was hastily offered an amazing substitute sharing the plank-like bench inside the driver’s cab. Complete with a couple of his mates handing out revoltingly bitter betel nuts that certainly seemed to help them to while away the six-hour white-knuckle ride to Udaipur.

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But I’ll never forget one particular camel ride. It wasn’t my first – but it’s most definitely my last.

I’d camel-ridden enough times to know there’s no elegant way of mounting; that’s a given. First you lurch forward then suddenly you’re flung backwards while the creature concertinas itself two or three times from kneeling to standing position.

Actually riding the thing isn’t a problem.

It’s probably harder work for the guide in getting the stubborn creature to move! In fact, you barely need to hold onto the reins because the camel just plods along the sand on its great soup plate-like feet with an

plodded over that I thought would make for a brilliant photographic backdrop, so I handed Ahmed my camera and motioned for him to kindly take my picture. No sooner had he released his grip on the guide rope, than the opportunistic beast took off like a cork from a Champagne bottle.

We were doing the camel version of a gallop but without any sense of rhythm. Its uncoordinated legs seemed to flail around beneath us and its neck stretched forward in a vague attempt at stream-lining. It was petrifying and exhilarating at the same time and I was clinging on for my life. Froth was even starting to come out of the mouth. Mine.

All the while, decked out in all his flowing white finery, Ahmed chased after us yelling words in Arabic that the feisty camel presumably couldn’t understand. How long this went on for seemed like eternity.

“BUT I’LL NEVER FORGET ONE PARTICULAR CAMEL RIDE. IT WASN’T MY FIRST – BUT IT’S MOST DEFINITELY MY LAST” ever-so-slight swaying motion. Then follows the ubiquitous photo stop, followed by the lurching thing all over again when you come to dismount.

So I thought I had it all under control when I climbed aboard a camel in the open desert in Doha one typically scorching afternoon.

Ahmed, my Arab guide, spoke very little English but that was fine with me, after all I’d done this a few times before and was even quite familiar with the different species - from the Northern African dromedaries in Morocco and Tunisia and Indian ones in Rajasthan and even the Australian version on the beaches in Broome, so this was a piece of cake. Duly we set off. Just Ahmed, the camel and me.

There was a particularly scenic dune we

Finally, two 4x4 dune bashing Jeeps appeared out of nowhere and the camel was corralled like a docile sheep in a meadow and enticed down to its knees, all the while maintaining its haughty, supercilious look.

I declined the offer to return on the camel’s back and poured myself gratefully onto the passenger seat of one of the 4x4s with legs like jelly and my romantic notions of passing time with a Bedouin tribe dashed forever.

I’ll stick to elephants from now on.

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PROFILE: MIKE LINDLEY

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HOOLIGAN Meet Michael Lindley, a Guernseyman on the crest of a moviemaking wave.

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his summer, Universal Pictures release The Hooligan Factory - a film that’s rewriting the classic British football genre with a devilishly humorous spin.

Michael Lindley, the films writer and producer, met with us in the renowned Groucho Club in London to discuss the project that he’s seen grow from the notepad to the big screen.

“It’s a great British spoof of those classic, violent football movies – you can like it because you hate those movies or you can like it because you love those movies”, explains Michael. “We got guys that were really interested in the script – to get Tom Burke was a coup. He is such a fantastic actor. He makes amazing choices and creates amazing art and he did it (the movie) because he liked the script”.

The real coup is that Michael developed his craft in Guernsey during his days as an ambitious filmmaker and actor whilst attending the Guernsey Grammar School.

“My Dad got me into films at a young age.

I was so involved with film, at 16 years old I just thought I was capable of making something like Pulp Fiction,” he explains. It didn’t always run smoothly for Michael and his aspirational friends though.

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“A good friend (Matt) and I had arranged to collect some prop weapons to use in the film we were making. So we got collected with our pretend Magnum .44 and Luger handguns near Beechwood Medical Practice and began to drive to our location.

We really needed noodles. Noodles mixed with ketchup being the perfect substitute for brain matter (obviously) and Jeffery’s Service Station was the nearest and most obvious choice. I’m in my school uniform and I’m just about to get out of the car when a Policeman runs over, pulls us all out of the car and handcuffs us all on the forecourt.

We end up in the Police Station to find out that they had a tip-off that the garage was going to get robbed, and whilst driving along behind us, our eagle-eyed Policeman sees Matt spinning the barrel of an imitation Magnum.44 in the reflection of the rear window. Whilst I’m in the front seat, dressed in my school uniform, animatedly expressing how we’re going to use the noodles to create brain matter. The plan was that they were going to follow us after the robbery to a remote location and activate the armed response unit. This is what happens when you try and shoot Guernsey for London in a gritty teenage movie attempt. It was some time in the 90s, what can I say?”

Experiencing these early career hiccups did not deter him. The support of the Guernsey

Youth Theatre and Arts supporters was instrumental in developing Michael’s understanding of film and scripting as he explains, “we were writing and directing our own plays and they supported us massively.

They were happy to let us do it. My drama teacher, Mrs McDonaugh was the most amazing person. She awarded me with the Drama Prize and it set in motion everything else really. I was really very proud of that and she stuck her neck out to support me, along with Kate Edwards and the Media Studies teachers. The whole support network in Guernsey put me in good stead to do it for myself.”

For all the trials of growing up in Guernsey, Michael is immensely thankful for the Guernsey Arts Commission and States funding committee for sponsoring a project at the tender age of 17 years old.

“They gave us some money to make a film about Graffiti Artists in London and it was 32 minutes long. We won the award for best Channel Islands film.”

The Hooligan Factory looks spectacular and Michael is evidently very proud. The movie was shot using the same cameras used to film the Ryan Gosling blockbuster, Drive. A modest budget and tight time-frame, mixed with the skill and professionalism of a young dynamic cast and crew ensured that when the boys showcased the film at the BFi to ‘sell’ the movie, plenty of industry GUERNSEY’S STYLE MAGAZINE

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decision makers were eager to back the film.

Most notably, Universal Pictures. Michael is adamant that The Hooligan Factory had to be different and for the film to have its own story. “There has to be a crossover where your Mum could watch it. My mum watched it and loved it – but of course it’s my Mum. I wanted that balance where you can sit with friends and have a great time but without alienating our core audience” The first British football hooligan film, Alan Clarke’s The Firm, came out in 1989 when hooliganism was still being called ‘The English disease’ across Europe.

English football clubs were banned from playing in Europe following the Heysel Stadium Disaster in 1985. The Taylor Report demanding all-seater stadia was published in 1989 and shortly after the face of football was changed with the advent of the Premier League.

“The only person who could make this film is someone that loves football violence movies,” says Director Nick Nevern. “If you don’t love these movies: you can’t make this film, because then it would be a piss-take, and not a parody, and not a satire. What we’re doing is not piss taking. I’m very clear on that.”

Screenwriter Michael Lindley states, “People forget that when The Firm came out, the original version with Gary Oldman, it was ground-breaking stuff. That was a TV movie and it really caused outrage and shook things up. It was good to bring it to people’s attention and then the genre took it for all its worth, because these movies do sell, people do like them.”

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undercover police officer sent to track down the shadowy figures organising football violence. In the 90’s, the hooligan problem was finally being tackled and while not eradicated, new policing methods led to a diminishing of the problem. So much so that by the time the explosion of hooligan films arrived from the mid 2000’s onwards, such as The Football Factory, Green Street, Nick Love’s 2009 remake of The Firm, Rise of the Foot soldier and The Rise and Fall of a White Collar Hooligan seemed tinged with nostalgia for a bygone era.

They gave us some money to make a film about Graffiti Artists in London and it was 32 minutes long.

We won the award for best Channel Islands film.

Michael happily states how enjoyable The Hooligan Factory was to make, from the input of the extras to the DoP to the Editor. “They made it what it is. There were lots of happy accidents along the way and we’re really happy with the outcome.

The vibe on set was incredible. When the main actors arrived for costume fitting on the first day it was clear what we were about to embark on. Normally, actors get fitted then leave, but everyone hung around. Everyone was getting excited and there were bonds forming immediately.

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Michael explains that he was brought on board to pen the script by his old drama school colleague, Director Nick Nevern.

Lindley was also keen to not just pen a straightforward parody and recalls saying to Nevern: “I’ll only do it if it’s not a proper spoof-spoof. The film has got to have its own story and its own heart and if that’s the case I’ll do it.” He added, “as far as the plot goes, we had to follow the paintingby-numbers technique to an extent – partly because that’s the point of a spoof but also because we would like anyone to be able to enjoy it – so you don’t have to have seen a hooligan film to find this movie funny. It’s just funny - it’s a story about a young lad who’s on a journey of enlightenment, who is looking for enlightenment from the most stupid people ever and that’s funny.”

Lindley explains it was by watching the original films over and over again that they arrived at the tone for the spoof. “There’s a scene in The Firm (2009) where there’s a phone conversation involving Danny May’s character Yeti, and he says, ‘I can hear you breathing.’ I was watching that back and thinking this is ripe for spoofing. They’re good movies, I’m not taking anything away from them. I don’t want people to think we’re looking down our noses at them. It’s just funny, the whole concept, grown men ringing each other up and arranging to meet for rucks. They don’t even go to the football, they are all banned – they meet up in a car park and beat each other up. It’s quite absurd in itself.”

The Hooligan Factory is in cinemas JUNE 13 2014 – don’t miss it! For more information visit www.hooliganfactory.com and check out their Facebook site for updates.

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Couin De Vacque, which replaced a dilapidated 1950’s villa, won the Residential new Build (over £250k) award.

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his year’s Guernsey Design Awards presentation evening took place last month at Les Beaucamps High School, itself an award winner. The evening saw one local architectural project being presented with two of the coveted awards. The Prince of Wales Beer Garden was awarded The George Crossan Award for Small Projects and also won the People’s Choice Award. The architect for the project was Tyrrell Dowinton Associates and the contractor was Fusion Developments Limited.

Five awards were presented on the night, four of which were chosen by a panel of judges including representatives from The Guernsey Society of Architects, The Arts Commission and the building trade. The People’s Choice award was chosen by members of the public via an online vote.

Couin De Vacque, which replaced a dilapidated 1950’s villa, won the Residential new Build (over £250k) award. The architect for the project was Jamie Falla and the

contractor was R G Falla Limited.

Jamie commented: “I’m delighted to have won this award. The site is adjacent to a National Trust field so it was essential that the build was highly sensitive to its natural surroundings, and the finished building has won plaudits from many of its initial critics.”

The Residential Renovation/Extension (over £250k) award went to La Vista, a refurbished 1960’s dwelling. Architects on the project, Doug Langlois and Brian Tyrrell from Tyrrell Dowinton Associates, were tasked with bringing the original building up to modern standards of comfort, design and efficiency. The contractor on the build was R G Falla Limited.

Doug said: “During the project we discovered that much of the timber structure needed replacing, but this also revealed hidden areas of original glazing which afforded us an opportunity to incorporate these into the design. This was a really interesting project as we had the opportunity to put the life back into an old house and convert it into a lovely modern family home.”

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Calling all aspiring journos!

Are you an aspiring journalist or presenter, or do you know of one? The Guernsey Literary Festival is holding an exclusive event, supported by The Hub, giving teenagers the chance to run the show at The Caves, Mansell Street on Saturday 17 May. Teen authors, including Cathy Cassidy, Stephen May and Lene Kaaberbøl, will be talking about what inspires their writing as well as inviting questions. The Farrago poets will be slamming, local actors will be brawling and the event will culminate in our ‘Secret Cinema’. If you or your children would like to get involved then please contact Elizabeth Went at litfesteducation@hotmail.co.uk

La Vista, - Residential Renovation/Extension (over £250k) award The Prince of Wales Beer Garden was awarded The George Crossan Award for Small Projects and the People’s Choice Award. The new Les Beaucamps High School won the Non-Residential

To keep up to date with the full programme of the Guernsey Literary Festival and to purchase tickets visit www. guernseyliteraryfestival.com. The festival runs from 15-18 May at various venues on the island.

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(over £250k) award. Double award winners - Doug Langlois and Brian Tyrrell of Tyrrell Dowinton Associates and contractor Fusion Developments Limited.

Building a brand new teaching environment for 660 students on a site where the existing school building remained in operation during construction proved to be a challenging but worthwhile project for David Gausden of Design Engine Architects and contractor R G Falla. The new Les Beaucamps High School won the Non-Residential (over £250k) award.

A courtyard arrangement was used to provide a safe inclusive environment, subliminal way-finding, better control of environments for management, teaching and well-being as well as natural light and natural ventilation. Special attention was also paid to the use of materials that could withstand a marine environment and blend in with the local surroundings.

The Prince of Wales Beer Garden, which won both The George Crossan Award for Small Projects and the People’s Choice Award, was completed in just 12 weeks by architects Doug Langlois and Brian Tyrrell of Tyrrell Dowinton Associates and contractor Fusion Developments Limited.

The build had to incorporate a bar and seating, cellar, storage and toilets while still achieving a license for around 80 people.

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The solution was a compact design utilising every corner of the unusually shaped site.

Brian noted: “We had to take into consideration a number of factors on this build – the lack of space, the short construction period of 12 weeks and the need to respect its setting in a historical part of town. We’re thrilled to have won these awards, especially as the project was chosen by the public as their favourite.”

Eric Snell, guest speaker at the event, was impressed with the variety of design in the short-list. “As an artist and designer, I really appreciate the positive impact of the Guernsey Design Awards locally and this year there was a great mix of projects.

“I’m a great supporter of such initiatives initiatives to help raise the quality of design whilst also raising our understanding of how important good design is and how it effects everyday life,” said Mr Snell.

The Guernsey Design Awards were developed by the Environment Department and The Guernsey Society of Architects (GSA) with the support of RIBA and the awards have continued for 2014 with sponsorship from Norman Piette.

Gallipoli

1981 Australia (English) 112min. UK cert: PG

As World War I rages, brave and youthful Australians Archy and Frank, both agile runners, become friends and enlist in the Australian and New Zealand Army Corps together. They later find themselves part of the Dardanelles Campaign on the Gallipoli peninsula, a brutal eight-month conflict which pit the British and their allies against the Ottoman Empire and left over 500,000 men dead.

Fri 9th May 2014 10:00 Frossard Theatre Members: £4.00, Non-members: £5.00, Students: £3.00

The Night of the Hunter

1955 USA (English) 93min. UK cert: 12

A religious fanatic marries a gullible widow whose young children are reluctant to tell him where their real daddy hid $10,000 he’d stolen in a robbery.

Wed 28th May 2014 19:30 Frossard Theatre Members: £6.50, Non-members: £8.00, Students: £5.00

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STRICTLY SIZZLE IN GUERNSEY

Sizzling to Paso, Rumba and Cha Cha, and a show case of Latin American dance will be Strictly Come Dancing stars Ola and James Jordan - performing in Guernsey for the first time on Saturday 14 June 2014 at Beau Sejour.

For the last eight series of the BBC hit entertainment show Strictly Come Dancing, Ola and James Jordan have dazzled television audiences with their dance routines. Now the exceptional duo intends to do the same for Guernsey.

They’ve created a dance showcase - an evening of rhythm and syncopation exploring the diverse and fiery dance cultures of Latin America with solo and ensemble performances from around the world showcasing sheer technical talent, physicality and magic that will be nothing short of electrifying. There will also be the opportunity for two lucky people to dance with Ola and James during the performance so keep your eyes peeled for further news about that!

Tickets to see the show will sell fast so be quick to get yours from Beau Sejour by calling 01481 747200 or visiting https:// www.guernseytickets.gg

Paul Staples, perhaps more widely known locally for running the Fermain Tavern, is the mastermind behind the latest exhibition at the Guernsey Museum, Candie Gardens.

On display you can find a retrospective of a career that has included designing sets for high profile theatre and operatic productions, public events, Las Vegas revues and some of the most iconic rock bands of the last four decades, including the opening ceremony of the Bejing Olympics.

On show will be a number of Paul’s models and Maquettes that have been up-scaled for use by the likes of Elton John and many others.

The exhibition opened on Friday 18th April and forms part of Guernsey Arts Commission’s Design Matters programme.

The exhibition of Paul’s work is on display at the Guernsey Museum, Candie Gardens until June 29th.

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SURE FESTIVAL OF COMEDY BOASTS BIGGEST LINE-UP YET.

Andrew Lawrence, John Thompson and Milton Jones are some of the star comedians signed up for this year’s Sure Festival of Comedy.

Organisers have announced the full programme for the nine day festival which, in its eighth year, runs from May 30th until June 7th. Tickets for Stephen K Amos at Beau Sejour went on sale last month and sold out in record time. Tickets for all other shows are now available.

The fun starts on Friday 30th May with a Gala Comedy Roadshow at the Duke of Richmond Hotel. Headline act Andrew Lawrence is well known for his appearances on Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow and Live at the Apollo. Also appearing is comedy writer and performer Holly Walsh. Holly has appeared on many of the top TV panel shows and is a highly sought after stand-up in her own right. Completing the line up is John Thompson, best known for starring in The Fast Show and Cold Feet.

The Festival website is www.happyci.com where comedy fans can sign up to receive the latest festival news and buy tickets.

‘FLOWERS IN GLORY’ FLOWER FESTIVAL Colourful flora and beautiful music will combine in harmony at the first Flowers in Glory festival to be held for many years, to help celebrate ‘life and liberation’ in the lead up to Liberation Day 2014. Taking place at St Joseph’s Church, La Couperderie, St Peter Port from 2nd - 7th May 2014, Flowers in Glory is the initiative of Canon Michael Hore, Dean of the Catholic Church in Guernsey. Alan Gough and the Bach Choir, the school children of Notre Dame and St Mary and St Michael’s and Blanchelande College, will all be performing different musical concerts during the week, providing the perfect environment and ambience’ Entrance to all of the events is free, although donations in aid of St Joseph’s Church will be welcomed.

Visit www.facebook.com/FlowersInGlory for a full programme of events.

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We took to the harbour with a selection of goodies from some of the island’s wonderful retailers. This month we have a look for the city girl, the mum to be and anyone that wants to rock a patriotic knit!

Free Love Boutique’ spring look.

The tweed biker jacket from Almost Famous is a great key piece to update your wardrobe for spring.

It smartens up any outfit and works for day or night.

We love the flash of neon - one of the big trends for spring/summer 14.

Almost Famous is a British brand based in the heart of London with an increasing celebrity following. Couple this great jacket with these Guess white jeans - a wardrobe staple for the summer. The Guess jeans have a big following as they have a fantastic fit with soft stretch denim for comfort and super flattering shape. Then add the perfect white summer blouse from Darling. Darling is a lovely boutique label offering great quality vintage inspired clothing at fantastic prices. They have many drops to the collections throughout the season so we can offer our customers something new from the label each time they come into the boutique.

Accessorise with Guess nude point courts. This super chic shoe is another wardrobe staple as they go with everything. Guess shoes are amazingly comfortable as they have padding inside, once you have one pair you will want more!One of our favorite bags for spring from Modalu. Soft leather grab bag with optional cross body strap and limecolour pop.Modalu believe quality and style don’t have to cost the earth and pride themselves on creating a mix of gorgeous material, high fashion looks and exquisite detailing at exceptional prices.

Wear your Guernsey with pride (and style)

Le Tricoteur have been making traditional hand finished Guernseys for over 50 years with a pattern that dates back around 450 years.

Made from 100% English Worsted Wool the panels of the Guernsey are knitted by machine ,then the pieces are sent out to our Hand Finishers who knit the raised shoulder seams and the neck by hand. Knitting this final stage is essential as it allows for a fully flexible neck without any seams which are liable to burst.

Originally designed to keep fishermen warm, we think Guernseys are ideal to pull on after a surf or take out on the boat. They are also a really cool touch of home and when looked after could last you a lifetime. Available in a range of colours we chose the Oatmeal as our pick for this season, paired with denim shorts or leggings for the ladies or simply with jeans, chinos or shorts for the more masculine amoung us your onto a casual winning outfit and it’ll stand the test of time!

Oatmeal Guernsey 38ins - 48 ins ..........................................................................................................£75 50 ins ........................................................................................................................£78 52 ins ........................................................................................................................£81 54 inches .................................................................................................................£85

Almost Famous jacket .......................................................................................£143 Darling top ............................................................................................................£42.00 Guess jeans ...........................................................................................................£79.00 Guess shoes ..........................................................................................................£115 Modalu bag ...........................................................................................................£199

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Jojomamanbebe talk Mother&baby

Orla’s outfit above is a smart, fashionable one, staying true to our house style. The skirt is comfortable with a deep jersey waistband, that can be worn over or under the bump leaving mum feeling cool and trendy.

Our secret support tops are some of our best sellers. Available in many colours, they are versatile in their usage. They have adjustable straps and internal support and are also available in a feeding version, once the baby arrives. The waterfall feeding cardigan is a brilliant design that can be used during and after pregnancy.

With buttons on the shoulders, new mums are able to cover up to allow for discreet breastfeeding, perfect for those chilly summer evenings. Orla’s bag is a smart, faux leather bag, with three external pockets; printed changing mat and bottle bag; double zip closure and additional shoulder strap. Not to mention the amount of space inside! This practical, yet stylish bag is perfect for all your changing essentials, but can also work as a chic handbag in a day to day setting. Max’s outfit is classic and timeless, a nautical theme is always on trend. With button adjustable straps and a popper leg opening, these dungarees are not only highly fashionable, but also very practical! Easy for those quick changes on a busy summer’s day. The polo shirt bodies are a summer essential made from 100% cotton and also including a popper leg opening, making it cool and comfortable.

These are also available on a multibuy, when you buy two you save £5! His matching hat comes with a cotton lining and a Velcro™ strap, perfectly finishing off a completely adorable outfit!.

Max also fell in love with our little monkey, who is available to buy, along with many other furry friends!

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Kate Red and white striped jumper, Henri Lloyd, £65.00 Skirt, Henri Lloyd, £65 Heels, Guess, £118, all Free Love Sunglasses, Chanel, £179, Trouteaud Opticians Olivia Striped dress,Henri Lloyd, £75 Heels, Guess, £132, all Free Love Sunglasses, Chanel, £229 Trouteaud Opticians

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Olivia (left) Cardigan, D.Exterior, £412 Trousers, Weekend Maxmara, £125, both Nautilus Heels, Guess, £115, Free Love

Kate Red and white striped jumper, Henri Lloyd, £65.00, Free Love Navy sunglasses, Chanel, £179, Trouteaud Opticians

Kate (above) Blue and white striped dress, Louche, £39, JOY

Olivia Navy and white striped dress, Henri Lloyd, £75, Free Love Nude sunglasses, Chanel, £229 Trouteaud Opticians

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Kate white suit jacket, Gerard Darel, £275 trousers, £160 Heels, Hobbs, £149 Bag, Coccinelle, £185 All from All in Black Olivia Dress, Fran Jane, £179 Heels, Hobbs, £129, All from All in Black (Sunglasses, as before)

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Olivia: Jumper Weekend Maxmara, £120, Nautilus Trousers, Louche, £39, JOY Heels, Guess, £115, Free Love Kate: Dress, Nicole Farhi, £379, Nautilus Heels, Guess, £132, Free Love

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BETWEEN THE LINES: TRACING THE JOURNEY OF THE BRETON STRIPE

Words | Louise Le Pelley

Close your eyes and think of France… and one of the first images you will probably perceive will be the stereotypical image of a beret wearing Frenchman clad in stripes with a cliché garland of onions lying casually around his neck.

Whilst this outfit often serves as a go-tofashion pastiche for fancy dress parties and French themed pub-crawls, the striped Breton shirt, which first appeared on the fashion scene in 1917, is a simple yet sophisticated style choice that remains in vogue today. Coming from a nautical island where we regularly pay homage to our own seafaring Guernsey jumpers, it seems only appropriate to dedicate a bit of time to exploring the not-so-secret darling of the fashionista’s wardrobe – the Breton jumper aka la marinière.

A style legend was unknowingly born when it was decreed on the 27 March 1858 Act, that a knitted striped jumper was to be made the official uniform of the French navy. Originally, each uniform jumper sported 21 stripes – one stripe to commemorate each one of Napoleon Bonaparte’s victories. The eye-catching colour blocking was deemed a strategic way of spotting men overboard, the white and navy blue tops being easy visible in the waves. The style quickly became adopted

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by sailors and mariners all across Northern France, not only in their time at sea but also when going about their everyday lives onshore… it was only a matter of time before the look caught the eye of a young up-andcoming fashion designer, Coco Chanel.

One of Coco Chanel’s first boutiques was situated in Deauville, a popular upper class seaside resort in lower Normandy, and it was during her time in Deauville that she first became inspired by nautical attire.

In the early 1920s the practical marinière found itself transported from the seaside to the city – the boyish androgynous jumper proving to be a welcome escape from the tightly laced fashions of the belle époque period.

After serving as style inspiration for characters in Scott Fitzgerald’s 1934 novel “Tender is the Night”, flash forward to the 1950s and the Breton jumper became de rigueur on both the French Riviera and the silver screen. Worn by a smouldering James Dean in ‘Rebel without a Cause’ and a dapper Cary Grant in Alfred Hitchcock’s ‘To Catch a Thief”, the Breton was also adopted by Cary Grant’s co-star, future Princess of Monaco, Grace Kelly, who gave the Breton jumper a prized place in her personal wardrobe. The jumper became a key component of Nouvelle Vague films in the 1960s such as ‘Breathless’ starring Jean Seberg who wowed with her ‘gamine’ boyish pixie hair cut and stripes, and the striped jumper was also worn by the troubled temptress Catherine incarnated by Jeanne

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Moreau in ‘Jules et Jim’. From Pablo Picasso to Andy Warhol, from Audrey Hepburn to Brigitte Bardot, the Breton jumper was (and remains) stylish leisurewear for any man or woman in the limelight. After Brigitte Bardot wore the look in the1963 film ‘Le Mépris’, the fashion pack took the sleepy fishing village of St Tropez by storm, elevating the Breton stripes and nautical look to dizzying new heights. The jumper became the perfect accompaniment to an afternoon and subsequent night out at Club 55 on the French Riviera. Head down to Cannes, Monaco or St Tropez today, and you’ll notice that the stripy look is still popular – being worn by the bourgeois millionaires on their super yachts who head to the Riviera in their droves to drink champagne and party through the night… as well as by the casual tourists - everyone else in between.

In the 1990s, the Breton took on a new aesthetic – it soon became a regular feature on Kurt Cobain, frontman of iconic grunge band Nirvana. Nowadays, the Breton is perhaps most associated with fashion designer Jean Paul Gaultier, who emblazons stripes on his perfume bottles, incorporates them into his fashion collections and even entered a lucrative marketing campaign with a certain soft drinks company - adding his nautical stripes onto cans and bottles to create a limited edition designer look. This symbiotic partnership made for a quaint and quirky high fashion accessory that anyone could afford.

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When you next find yourself stepping off the ferry at St Malo and being greeted by the black and white stripes of the Brittany flag, why not take a stroll INTRA-MUROS – maybe you can find yourself (and the rest of the family) a genuine marinière?

In 2014, it appears that the iconic French stripe is still going strong, with stars and V.I.Ps such as Kate Moss, Kirsten Dunst, Alexa Chung and even HRH the Duchess of Cambridge (on her tour of New Zealand toting a sailor style clad Prince George) championing their horizontal stripes. So this spring and summer, why don’t you bring out the old stripy classic? It’s not just reserved for adults either – even if your children are a little bit naughty, you can instantly transform them into well behaved winsome looking 1950s children with a Breton striped jumper. When you next find yourself stepping off the ferry at St Malo and being greeted by the black and white stripes of the Brittany flag, why not take a stroll INTRA-MUROS – maybe you can find yourself (and the rest of the family) a genuine marinière? Let’s see if we can bring a little touch of nautical but nice je ne sais quoi to the streets of St Peter Port.

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MODE The photography scene in Guernsey is certainly a vibrant one. We are lucky enough to work with some of the Island’s most skilled photographers, some of whom have already enjoyed different careers before picking up a camera. We decided to open our pages this month to variety of exceptionally talented individuals, both amateur and professional, and asked for their interpretation of this month’s ‘Mode’ fashion theme.

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CHLOE ALDER

My name is Chloe Alder and I am currently studying Art and Design at the College of Further Education. I am in my final year and am going to continue studying Fashion Photography at Falmouth University in September. This photo shoot was from a project that I completed for my course at College of FE. The theme of the shoot was Disney Princesses. I took inspiration from Annie Leibovitz photo shoots where she took photos for Disney turning celebrities into Disney Princesses, she used a lot of colour which I also use a lot of in my photos.

MEGHAN DE LA RUE

I’m Meghan, I’m sixteen and I study at the Ladies’ College Guernsey. I have been interested in fashion for a long time and I enjoy following and sometimes predicting trends by watching the high end fashion shows. I got inspiration from Chanel Haute Couture mainly for this shoot as I love the colours that were used in the show along with the materials and full pattern suits. I am very interested in fashion photography although I do not take my own pictures usually. I prefer to do the styling and only sometimes appear in the photographs.

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Attending the Guernsey Grammar Sixth Form Centre nearly five years ago is where my interest in Photography began.

During the 2 years I was there I learnt that I had a strong passion for analogue photography. After finishing my A-levels I went on to study Photography at Southampton Solent University where I am currently in my 3rd year, graduating this November. My love for Photography has grown immensely and I now feel have a broad knowledge of the subject area.

These particular images were taken for my most recent project at University where I have chosen to focus on the idea of Circus and different fashions within it.

I fell in love with photography during my A-Levels at the Grammar School where I spent most of my time developing film and experimenting in the dark room. I moved on to digital in order to experiment with Photoshop however my favourite camera to shoot on is still my Canon film camera, using the wide angle lens to exaggerate the depth of field.

I enjoy experimenting with portraiture and having subjects to manipulate however when photographing events I prefer to be invisible, taking natural photos of people’s enjoyment, capturing the essence of the day.

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ETIENNE LAINE I attended Grange House Art College from 06 - 08 where I decided that I really couldn’t draw and photography was for me. I left with a National Diploma in Art and Design and went on my own in 2010, aged 19. My submission is an Iconic look recreated for today: A set of images based on Marilyn Monroe on the set of the 1961 film The Misfits. Art Director was Emma Lloyd and the model is Lindsey Dawn Martel

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Alex keeps his look on trend for spring with his Aztec print shirt, skinny jeans and tanned shoes.

Loving Daisy’s varying shades of blue, finished off perfectly with a statement neon satchel and bright blue DMs.

Hannah is looking sleek all in black with

Layering is the perfect way to cope with the transition into spring. Julia has combined a cute paisley print dress, leggings and a bright turquoise scarf to add a pop of colour.

Toms were everywhere last year and rightly so. Reece has styled his day wear perfectly with nautical print Toms, buttoned up polo and statement rim glasses.

Seila’s look is super cute for Spring.

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clever use of varying textures and a key black biker jacket which never goes out of fashion.

Loving her floral buttoned up shirt, tailored trousers and matching tanned accessories.

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1. River Island - £35 2. Joy - £45 3. Barbour @ Asos - £79 4. New Look - £17 5. New Look - £9.99 6. New Look - £14 7. Miss Selfridge - £12 8. Miss Selfridge - £25 9. Warehouse - £35 10. Warehouse - £40 11. Joy - £42 12. Seafolly @ Asos - £18 13. Miss Selfridge - £25 14. Birkenstock @ Asos - £64.95 15.

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Trunks and tees work best smothered in tropical Hawaiian prints, an ideal alternative if muddy tones are too dull for you.

1. Asos- £25 2. River Island - £20 3. Havaianas @ Asos - £18 4. Selected @ Asos - £10 5. New Look - £16.99 6. New Look - £14.99 7. Burton - £18 8. New Look - £12.99 9. Solid @ HYMN - £22 10. Burton - £25 11. Vans @ Next - £58 12. Burton - £22 13. Chunk @ HYMN - £60 14. New Look - £17.99 15. New Look - £34.99

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m a l g a Inst This month, we’re taking our INSTAGLAM fix and style inspiration from patterned pastels, edgy prints and electric colours that pop.

Nautical Cards Say it with stripes and a cheeky “Ahoy there, Sailor!” £2.25 each TABLE GENERAL STORE

PROOF Sunglasses These distinctive blue unisex frames certainly make a statement – and are made from sustainably sourced wood £85 ELEVEN

Into upholstery?

Why not start your next craft project using these glorious florals - prices range from £58.50 to £98 per metre

Lipstick Vases These are quirky and fun – the perfect purchase for any lipstick lover £13.95 LOOP

Sewing Kit Unleash your inner fashion designer with this stylish sewing kit £37.80 TABLE GENERAL STORE

Fall in love with this sumptuous turquoise and pink velvet fabric LIBERTY OF LONDON FABRICS £98 per metre Both Evie & ME Cake Stand “LET THEM EAT… FRUIT?” We adore this vibrant twist on the classic cake stand £59.95 LOOP

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Bamboo Vases These will add a crisp and sophisticated touch to your living space £24.95 LOOP Mouse This cute little chap was hand stitched in Guernsey by Audoire £9.00 TABLE GENERAL STORE Vanilla & Smoke Chocolate They say never trust a book by its cover, but with packaging this fancy you can tell that this chocolate is going to be divine FROM £6.50 TABLE GENERAL STORE

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If you’re looking for a little summer beauty inspiration, read on. Gallery has the latest looks nailed with our round-up of the best on-trend beauty essentials for the new season.

Words | Nichole Sweetsur

There’s just no getting away from it…orange lipstick is your instant S/S 2014 update.

Estée Lauder Pure Color Lipshine in Mandarine (£19.00 - Creaseys) is bright but sheer or if you are fair skinned try Revlon Colorburst Matt Balm in Mischievous (£7.99 – Boots).

If you are feeling brave or already have a tan then Clarins Jolie Rouge Lipstick in Orange Fizz delivers an intense hit of colour. (£19.00 – Boots).

For nails you can be really bold. Essie Orange, It’s Obvious (£10.95 – Bella Spa)

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ticks all the boxes and looks brilliant on tanned toes. Or, for the novelty factor, you could try the new scented Parfumerie Nail Enamel from Revlon in Orange Blossom. (£6.50 – Boots).

The long lasting Vinylux polish in Desert Poppy (£8.00 – Beauty Box) is a softer coral that will look good even against pale skin.

The new season’s latest bronzers will get you glowing whatever the weather.

Benefit’s One Hot Minute has a rose gold hue, making it a good choice to get the multi-tonal look that’s so right this season. (£23.50 – Creaseys).

Summer skin contouring is easy with the Nars Contour Blush In Olympia, (£30 – www.narscosmetics.co.uk). The duo has a lighter tone to highlight cheeks and the bronzer has a pinky glow that will enhance summer skin. Or try the Bare Minerals Blush in Joyous Jennifer; the rose bronze will look good on skin that has just caught the sun. (£19.00 – Feel Unique at Au Caprice) Mastering the bare faced beauty look will require a clever base and some make up artist essentials like lash curlers. Estée Lauder’s new Revitalizing Supreme CC

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Crème (£44.00 – Creaseys) is colour adaptive, antiageing and instantly improves the look of skin.

Bare Mineral’s Prime Time is a cross between a BB cream and a primer. It protects skin with SPF 20, which is always a bonus, and will help to disguise imperfections and even out skin tone. (£23.00 - Feel Unique at Au Caprice).

For a youthful, outdoorsy glow you just need a little sheer cream blush. Gallery loves Benefit Fine One One because it’s got three colours in one stick – sweep on, blend and voila – you’ve got a little colour and a little highlighter with zero fuss. (£23.00 – Creaseys).

Lashes need nothing more than curling, but if they are fair do have them dyed to give a little definition. (£15.00 – Beauty Box) Make up mastered, summer hairstyles are unfussy. If you’ve been blessed with masses of curls or particularly thick hair and want to

soften the look to a loose wave, a long lasting treatment like Toni & Guy’s NanoKeratin Smoothing Blow Dry could be a good summer investment. John Frieda Frizz Ease Miraculous Recovery Intensive Masque (£5.99 – Boots) ticks two trend boxes. It helps to smooth hair to get the sleek look but also nourishes and conditions to keep locks looking beautiful.

Dolce & Gabbana Dolce is very fresh and light yet feminine. Perfect for summer. £45.00.

Boots. Created to reflect the raw excitement of the live music scene, Burberry Brit Rhythm is a blend of lavender, orange blossom and vetiver.£50.00. Boots.

Inspired by London washed clean after a downpour, Jo Malone London Rain Collection in White Jasmine and Mint blends Rose, Jasmine and orange blossom. £82.00 www. jomalone.co.uk

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In our quest to ensure no beauty trend is left undiscovered, Gallery popped into the island’s first and only organic hair salon. Flower power’s had a makeover and it’s turning heads in Guernsey.

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he stylish salon on Fountain Street is about as far away from hippy hair as you could imagine.

Sitting down with Linda Evans from Salon Organics it quickly becomes apparent that the chemicals used in most hair dyes are just not needed.

Having previously been quite cynical about natural hair colouring it seems that things have moved on since my last experience and Linda has tracked down formulations that really do deliver great colour results.

‘Ammonia is a known irritant so we wanted to avoid using that when we colour hair and it started from there,’ explains Linda.

Looking around the salon Linda tells me that even the paint on the walls is ecofriendly; she sourced low voltage lights and the beautiful wooden units are locally made. Going natural started as a way to be different to the dozens of other salons in Guernsey, but it has become part of her hairdressing life.

this discovery Linda tracked down brands such as Davines that are forging a natural path in the hair industry and Linda’s clients have been impressed from day one.

The salon now stocks a wide selection of the Davines range of hair care and styling products and I have to admit its love at first sight. The packaging is divine, but it’s what’s inside the bottle that is most exciting. Or should I say what’s NOT inside.

There are no sulphates ,yet the shampoos still create a creamy foam that cleanses without irritating or drying the scalp.

If you want to take your organic beauty journey one step further do try the Intelligent Nutrients range. Horst M. Rechelbacher, the visionary who founded Aveda, created it before he passed away.

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There are no sulphates, yet the shampoos still create a creamy foam that cleanses without irritating

Linda discovered that ammonia, which alters the pH levels of hair to speed up the action of hydrogen peroxide and hair dye can be replaced by grape seed extract. ‘It opens up the hair cuticle in the same way as ammonia and helps the colour to develop in the hair shaft,’ states Linda. Once she made

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food grade ingredients, grown without pesticide’s, GM-free and with non-toxic plant-based chemistry. As well as hair care and finishing products there is also a limited skin care range, which Linda says has a dedicated following.

It goes without saying that from start to finish your salon experience here is organic. From the gorgeous smelling Davines shampoo at the back wash to the products that are used to colour or style your hair. Even the tea is fair-trade. ‘It’s not been easy to stick to our principles,’ says Linda, ‘Our prices are competitive with other salons but we’re committed to using products that are both luxurious and 100 per cent natural.’

It’s clearly a winning formula. In the year since opening, the word about Salon Organics has spread. Even on a Tuesday morning the salon is buzzing with converts to the organic experience and judging by the beautiful, healthy heads of hair I can see it’s no surprise the organic trend is going from strength to strength.

On trial…Davinas natural hair care With a dry itchy scalp and highlights that need protecting I’m a little picky about what I take into the shower. Linda recommended the Davines Calming Shampoo, (1) which is soothing for sensitive scalps. It smells lovely, foams up a treat and rinses away easily. Linda suggests towel-drying hair a little before applying a conditioner and her tip is worth trying.

The Davines OI Absolute Beautifying Conditioner (2) has the texture of a masque and leaves hair feeling like it’s had a deep conditioning treatment. It contains Roucou Oil, which has extraordinary protective qualities, and apricot butter to nourish and condition hair. A quick spray of the OI All in One Milk (3) detangles and makes hair glossy, silky and smooth. It all smells so good and I still get whiffs of the scent the next day. After one wash I’m converted…I’m ditching my usual (high tech) brand and going natural.

Davines Calming Shampoo ............ £13.00 Davines OI Absolute Beautifying Conditioner.................... £13.50 Davines OI All In-One-Milk -............ £15.60

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All winter, I find myself looking forward to spring. As if from nowhere, the sun arrives and I realise just how completely unprepared I am to enjoy the glorious season change - and the inevitable influx of strappy singlets that begin to appear.

Excited as I am that spring has arrived, it’s clear that months of hibernation have taken their toll on me.

allbeauty salon has a few quick tricks up their sleeve to help you feel confident with shedding the winter shell and springing forth into the new season...

Xen Tan Spray Tanning £30 Confession time. I’m a spray tan virgin. I’ve always been terrified of looking like an Oompa Loompa. I used to worry that the treatment would cause a funky shade of tangerine with no hope of reversing the process; except perhaps going back into hibernation. I’m assured that spray tanning has come a long way since the tangoed beauty queen look. Xen Tan leaves a beautiful, natural colour in its wake. So, armed with a pair of paper pants, I step into the spray tent and give it a whirl. I perform a choreographed set of movements (think string puppet does the Hokey Cokey) then I’m dried off and take a look in the mirror. The colour is, as promised, representative of a summer glow and I swear I look thinner. Bonus!

File and Polish £15 Do you know what’s nice about having your nails done? Not having to do it yourself and feeling truly pampered. They also have a knack for getting the shape just right, which I can never replicate myself at home (it’s to do with the angle you hold the file). I went for a coral pink polish that looked fabulous against my newly tanned glow.

Kerastase Hair treatment £12.50 & Blowdry £30 Winter can take its toll on your hair, leaving it dry, flat and in need of a pick me up.

Kerastase are the doctors of the hair care world, with a PHD in bringing weak and limp hair back from the brink. allbeauty gave my winter locks a boost with a Kerastase hair treatment, which not only gave the hair some much needed nourishment but also meant I got to enjoy one of life’s greatest pleasures...a blissful head massage. A treatment that somehow manages to be both relaxing and invigorating, followed by an expert blow-dry.

My nourished locks have been co-ersed into bouncy waves and I feel ready to go forth and conquer!

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Other conditions - including, bursitis, herniated discs, ligament/muscle tears, nerve problems, lupus, whiplash etc can be indicated.

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t is recognized by many physicians that inflammation is a precursor to many diseases.

Early detection may help prevent many negative health conditions from developing, including cancer. Fortunately, there is a high tech screening system which specifically measures inflammation known as Thermography.

The medical infrared Thermography camera measures body surface temperature and presents the information as digitized images which are interpreted by Thermography trained Doctors.

“There are many benefits of Thermography,” says Hedi Green, Clinical Thermographer, who has a monthly clinic in Guernsey. “Firstly, there are no harmful rays, no contact with the skin, it is also quick, cost effective and can be very useful for your Doctor, physiotherapist, nutritional therapist or other healthcare provider to get a better picture of what is going on beneath your skin.

One of its main life saving abilities is early diagnosis of abnormal cells in breasts.

Thermography will pick up abnormal changes up to 8 years before anything would show on a Mammogram.

Women are offered routine Mammogram screening between the ages of 50 and 70.

However, there is an increase in younger women being diagnosed with breast cancer before the age of 50. Recent figures have revealed that more than half of the deaths from breast cancer are in women who are aged 70 or older.

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Thermography is able to detect tissue abnormality in advance of the formation of a tumor; even before tissue becomes cancerous. This is because the metabolic activity increases in the potentially problem area in comparison to the surrounding tissue. As cells begin to multiply abnormally, new blood vessel growth is necessary. This increase in blood circulation produces an increase in regional surface heat which can be detected by the sensitive Thermographic equipment.

More than 800 peer reviewed studies of breast Thermography appear in medical literature and strict standardized interpretation protocols have existed for over 25 years. Thermography has an average 90% detection accuracy. It can detect first signs of pre-cancerous development up to 8 years in advance of any other diagnostic procedure.

Clinical studies that span at least 40 years have shown that breast Thermography contributes to the long-term survival rates by as much as 61%.

Thermography is an invaluable tool for both men and women to assess what is going on in their body long before anything may show up as a symptom or lump. Therefore, giving you plenty of time to assess your treatment options. These may involve a timely visit to your GP and/or having a total re-think of your diet and lifestyle choices. Follow up studies are also useful in assessing whether a treatment program or lifestyle/diet regime are actually working.

“I believe in being pro-active when it comes to our health.” Says Hedi. “My favorite saying is: If you don’t make time for your health now, you will have to make time for your illness later.”

Prices start at £250 for a breast study (includes 90 day follow up study) and £375 for a full body study (this includes the breast study).

Hedi’s monthly Guernsey clinic will be at Le Foulon Business Park St. Peter Port starting Saturday 10th May. JERSEYTHERMALIMAGING.COM EMAIL: HEDIGREEN@ME.COM MOBILE: 07797 718646

What else can Thermography help detect?

Heart function - inflammation in the carotid arteries may be a precursor to a stroke.

Arthritis – early detection means early treatment strategies can be put in place.

Neck and back pain – thermal patterns will show where the problem is so a targeted treatment program can begin.

Dental issues – gum disease, TMJ and infection will show up.

Immune dysfunction - cold patterns of T1 correlate with immune function.

Digestive disorders – Crohns disease, IBS, diverticulitis are often visible with Thermography.

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Waves of flavour

Stu Chandler explores the culinary crests of Ocean at the Fermain Valley Hotel

Cozy booths and a sophisticated ambience iwth a nod to the nautical

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nybody who has been to the Fermain Valley Hotel, be it for a wedding, for a luxurious night away from home or for a meal at the former restaurant, knows that the setting is almost unparalleled. The evening in question was warm and sunny, with a window table offering views all the way down the bay with a glimpse of the placid sea beyond.

Restaurant The refurbished Ocean restaurant at the Fermain Valley Hotel has plenty of nods to Guernsey’s maritime and fishing heritage,

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with touches such as [Jersey pottery’s wellknown] fish themed place mats, musselshaped cruet sets and tables with ‘GU’ markings on them, as found on local fishing boats; all of which added up to a pleasant, nautical feel.

Menu At first glance, the menu seems quite small – but this is certainly no criticism, as it was still hard to choose a dish due to the wide range of delicious sounding options. There are some classic dishes (think Bouillabaisse, Fruits de Mer platter or rib eye steak), some modern twists (turbot with fish velouté, crab lasagne) and even a seafood ‘fusion’ style dish (lobster laksa)...some of us may be slightly wary of fusion dishes after some terrible interpretations; fortunately, this is not the case (see overleaf).

A refreshing sight was also a choice of different vegetarian dishes (such as watermelon and feta salad, asparagus and brie tart), this is a significant shift away from the staples of galia melon to start, followed by mushroom risotto, that veggies expect to discover.

Never one to be concerned with restaurants being overly trendy, Ocean does not plaster the menu with the word ‘provenance,’ I was still pleased to find that much of the seafood was sourced in Guernsey. On a side note, the question for restaurants that do not use Guernsey seafood is, of course, WHY NOT? It is fresh, well priced and more importantly for the diners, absolutely delicious, but I digress.

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Oysters 3 ways – shot, tempura and natural. The highlight were the tempura oysters – a crispy tempura shell in which was nestled a creamy Guernsey oyster, the downside was that the natural version was slightly heavy in shallot vinegar, gently masking its’ taste.

Scallops with dauphinoise potatoes, orange and vanilla syrup – the scallops were perfectly cooked, served with small cylinders of dauphinoise potato.

It may sound like an odd combination, but it worked well, with the light dressing drawing the sweet flavour out of the shellfish.

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Lobster laksa - Laksa is a Malay curry (consider a more gently flavoured Thai curry and you’re on the right track), which piqued my interest, not just because I enjoy oriental cuisine hugely, but as a somewhat of a challenge to my preconceived notions of fusion dishes as unnecessary and, on the whole, badly done.

Ocean is in a great location, with friendly, attentive service and a well thought out, reasonably priced menu – starters are around £7, mains (meat and fish) are around £20, (veggie) are around £10 and desserts around £5 each.

Thanks to Ocean, this preconception was challenged and debunked. The generous amounts of lobster (and mussels) were married with a gently scented, creamy laksa sauce and steamed rice, all of which added up to a delectable dish.

Shallot tarte tatin with goat’s cheese ice cream – things were going so well, and then came the savoury ice cream.

Thankfully there was very little to be concerned about, the large shallot tart was crammed with whole roasted shallots on a crispy pastry base, with the goats cheese ice cream acting as a salty counterpoint to the sweet onions.

DESSERT

The overgrown child at the table had a selection of ice cream, while the grown up chose Orange dacquoise (a layered almond meringue cake) which was a sweet ending note to the meal – pair this with one of their dark, strong espressos and the two work very well together!

Sitting on the external balcony with a crisp glass of white wine and some fresh seafood would make anyone feel pretty lucky. My main regret is that I was not able to eat everything on the menu…

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Every now and again it’s nice to treat yourself. Whether planned or impromptu, a meal out at a fine dining restaurant with friends is an excuse to eat, drink and be indulgent. If you’re taking it up a notch there is always the tasting menu with wines.

The domain of date nights and gastronomic extravagance, a tasting menu coupled with vine grown companions enables you to really enjoy the full spectrum of the menu and the convergence of skills of both chef and somalier. But wait, did you know there are also somaliers for beers, ‘cicerones’ who help choose the best hop based friend for your starter, main, dessert or cheese? Last month Liberation Group and l’Auberge combined their disciplines to help test the concept. There are some that no doubt feel a beer is best served alongside a late night food choice. The depth and variety of beer available mean that characteristics should be matched to all manner of food groups, not just pie or chips. There is talk of the beer matching menu being available as an event again in the near future. There’s also the inclusion of locally produced Martinis, made with Spirit of Liberation heading our way soon.

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Stu Chandler is one of Gallery’s resident food fanatics.

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CANAPÉS Served with Spirit of Liberation, Eau de Vie/Biere, Martini Cocktail or Liberation Brewery, Gold Award, Real Ale FILLET OF GUERNSEY SEA BASS & CRISPY PRAWN TOAST Steamed in Liberation Blonde Craft Beer, Ginger & Lime Sauce Liberation Craft Blonde.

3.8% ABV GUERNSEY BEEF Grilled Sirloin Steak with Bailiwick Best Braised Oxtail, Mash, Carrot & Anise Puree, Beer Charged Caramelised Onions, Bailiwick Best.

3.6% ABV DARK CHOCOLATE & LIBERATION 140 ALE CAKE Malt Ice Cream, Ale & Honey Sauce Liberation Celebratory 140th Anniversary Ale 7% ABV A SELECTION OF BRITISH & LOCAL CHEESES Liberation IPA Beer Pickled Onions & Oat Cakes Liberation IPA. 4.8% ABV

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Food fashions, come and go, Kale anyone.....?

We asked our favourite foodies

The biggest food trend this summer is going to be .....?

The chipotle butter poached Lobster that’s hitting our menu soon.

Simple and hearty cooking with locally sourced ingredients.

Basil Porter The Hook

Michael Pesrin Petit Bistro

Our French Pastry Chef bakes a blissful Warm honey and maple pecan pie with home made white chocolate ice cream.

French patasserie never goes out of fashion! We would also highly recommend a glass of chilled Pineau de Charente to go with it.

Neil Maginnis, Le Fregate Hotel

Diners will want and expect to know the Provence of their foods and what they’re eating. Here in Guernsey we have the finest Dairy produce and are so lucky to have an abundance of fresh vegetables, fruits, salad items and herbs. We have amazing locally reared Beef, Pork and Lamb and are surrounded by waters offering us some of the world’s finest seafood and shellfish. To keep dishes simple and full of natural fresh flavours will become more important. As will healthier dishes, especially healthier options for children.

Tony Leck, The Pavilion

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Fresh Guernsey seafood. Sitting in the sun with a seafood platter.

David Sinclair Fleur De Jardin

I think the trend for great quality, local, fresh produce is going to continue – it’s something we’re really focussed on and are committed to. As part of that, we’re really excited to now be offering fresh Guernsey beef at Crabby Jacks – we think this is a testament to the quality of local produce in Guernsey.

Chris Radford Crabby Jacks

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NO.1 ST ELMO £470,000

A truly surprising property that offers immaculate, stylish and spacious accommodation over two floors opening on to a large, private garden. Accessed from Hauteville by a communal entrance hall or privately from the garden at the rear, this flexible layout boasts every essence of a house yet forms part of a larger property with just two other residents occupying the upper floors. The first floor comprises entrance hall, three bedrooms and shower room which can be en-suite if desired. Stairs lead down to the lower level which comprises stylish family kitchen, pantry, utility, bathroom and stunning sitting room which enjoys views over the garden and valley beyond. Externally, the property includes a newly appointed decked terrace and large lawned garden all bounded by granite walls and mature planting.

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MIKUMI £415,000

Mikumi is a spacious two bedroom house in the popular Goldcrest Avenue. The accommodation is spread over two floors and comprises entrance hall, sitting room with working fire, kitchen and conservatory on the ground floor with two bedrooms and a family bathroom on the first floor. Externally, the property boasts parking for two cars and an enclosed rear garden with rear access. Early viewing essential to avoid disappointment.

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HIDA £625,000

Situated on a quiet country lane inland from Perelle Bay, this 3 double bedroom property has undergone a total internal redevelopment whilst the shell of an original Guernsey cottage is retained. The internal design fuses traditional & modern aspects, incorporating exposed granite features with luxury oak floors, open plan dining & kitchen areas, en suite facilities for the first floor bedrooms & bespoke fixtures and fittings throughout. A private terrace area is situated at the rear of the property with bi-fold doors. The front of the property provides a lawn area as well as parking.

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LA VIELLE ETABLE £469,000

La Vielle Etable is a granite-faced, character filled property in St Sampson, offering two good-sized bedrooms and spacious living areas. A large newly fitted kitchen with ample space for a dining table, the living room has an inglenook fireplace housing an electric white enamel stove, which if desired could house a multi-fuel stove and become the heart of a family home.This property also benefits from being in a central location close to L’Islet amenities and has private parking for up to two cars and a private paved/decked rear garden. La Vielle Etable would suite those looking to downsize or equally those looking to move up the property ladder into a family home. Accommodation Comprises; Kitchen / dining room, living room, two bedrooms, bathroom. Parking and garden.

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his month we were invited to explore a superb Guernsey granite farmhouse in the conveniently situated, L’Islet area of St. Sampson.

“Driving into the lush grounds instills an immediate sense of absolute freedom and space,” explains our property guide, Simon Torode of Livingroom.

He’s certainly not wrong. The rolling expanse of green South facing lawns, carved installations, tree lined driveways leading up to the main property and bespoke garden features all add to the extensive aesthetic footprint.

Les Repas is quietly situated just inland from the Northern beaches, golf course and within a short walk of Hautes Capelles school, this much loved family home blends practicality with genuine space.

The notably spacious and recently upgraded main house is arranged over three floors to include large reception areas and features eight double bedrooms. Space is definitely not an issue yet the environment, which reads on paper as a sprawling granite estate, is in fact very homely. It manages to retain its rustic farmhouse charm with upscaled and immaculate interiors whilst its finer decorative finish has been executed with a modern edge.

“It’s ideal for multi-generational living with a large main house and barn with PD to convert into habitable accommodation or simply to use as one dwelling with great barns and workshop/storage space,” explains Simon.

Due to the nature of the large area there are two vehicular drives, so it’s possible to allow total independence to both dwellings with multiple car ports adjoining the barn; a space that was previously used to entertain a playgroup together with two further garages.

“There is uncompromised parking and outside space to accommodate lots of people,” he adds.

It’s really quite rare in addition to all the reception space one would expect inside the main property. With three generous reception rooms (and a private study), the layout of Les Repas ensures that family life is as lively or as private as potential owners would like. A master bathroom and multiple family bathrooms add to its allure.

South facing grounds, terracing, Petanque playing area, separate garages, barn space with scope and permission to develop, workshop and extensive parking complete this fabulous home.

The Guernsey granite farmhouse has a predominantly South facing aspect that enjoys sun all day and unusually for a farmhouse, is generally bathed in light.

The tiled conservatory attached to the side of the building capitalizes on this.

A perfect little suntrap for those bright spring mornings.

Overall, its large 1.54 acre South facing grounds, terracing, Petanque playing area, separate garages, barn space with scope and permission to develop, workshop and extensive parking complete this fabulous property. Its well-appointed modern kitchen and separate utility space make Les Repas the perfect family home.

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BY LIVINGROOM FOR £1,395,000 - FOR MORE INFORMATION OR TO ARRANGE A VIEWING CONTACT SIMON AT LIVINGROOM – 01481 233008

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SOMETIMES THE TRUTH IS This list comprises some of the wackiest and strangest property STRANGER THAN FICTION developments we have ever seen. Maybe they’ll inspire you to Words: Sofia Skiming

set off your own wild and wonderful project or maybe you’ll be compelled to pay closer attention to site notices issued by our own Planning Department.

Cubic House Rotterdam, Netherlands Designed by the architect Piet Blom. The cubic houses are an urban and modern design. The purpose of the Cubic House is high density housing. His design is for each house to represent a tree and together the entire estate a forest.

Conch Shell House Isla Mujeres, Mexico Labelled as one of the most original and unique houses in Isla Mujeres and possibly the world, the Conch Shell House was designed to look...well, like a conch shell. Set in the Caribbean with stunning sea views from 180 degrees, the interior also has a beach theme.

Teapot Gas Station Zillah, United States The Teapot Gas Station has come a long way since it was first constructed in 1922.

Handcrafted by Jack Ainsworth and complete with a handle and spout, the Tea Pot Gas Station is an icon for drawing in tourists to Zillah.

The Stone House Guimarães, Portugal Rumoured to be inspired by the American cartoon, ‘The Flintstones’, this house on a hillside of the Fafe Mountains in Portugal, is constructed between two giant stones and linked with a concrete mix, giving both the interior and exterior a pre-historic and rocky feel.

Low Impact Woodland House Wales, United Kingdom For people looking to live-it-up hobbit-style the low impact woodland house is the place for them. With an exterior uncannily similar to the home of Mr Bilbo Baggins, this family home lends itself to the most economical and organic style of living - including a large seven acre plot for growing and gardening.

The Basket Building Ohio, United States The Longaberger Company is an American manufacturer of maple wood baskets, and as an icon of their business, their headquarters is just that - a giant Longaberger medium market basket. The basket handles above the roof of the building weigh almost 150 tons and can be heated during winter and cold months to prevent ice damage.

Earth House Dietikon, Switzerland When you first cast your eyes upon this set of nine houses, it’s hard not to think of the hill occupied by the Teletubbies. But this isn’t a modern extended version of that hill, they are earth- covered houses grouped around a small artificial lake designed by the Swiss architect, Peter Vetsch.

The Upside Down House Szymbark, Poland Designed initially as a representative of the communist era in Poland, it’s primarily a tourist draw to the town of Szymbark. The interior is designed so that you walk on the ceiling with all the furniture upside down, above you. We don’t know about you, but this gives us visions of the final chapters of The Twits by Roald Dahl.

Kansas City Public Library Missouri, United States The Kansas City Library is shaped like a stack of books, including titles like The Lord Of The Rings by J.R.R Tolkien, Charlotte’s Web by E.B. White and Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare.

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You can’t really show your support for home any more than with these Guernsey orientated goodies.

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Handmade Ceramic Guernsey decorations £8 each, Guernsey Teatowels £9.50, Guernsey Coasters £3.50 each Selection of Ceramic Mugs £9 each Guernsey stamp print £54

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For a bit of fun around the house these lovingly made Union Jack doorstops are British designed and crafted using natural materials of cotton and crushed marble.

The door stop is 1.5 kilos Eleven will also have the Union Jack Puppy key ring, or bag charm – beautifully reproduced so no one can resist. Prices: £24.50 for Door stops, Door bangers £20.00, Key chains £5.00 and the life size will be £125.00 and available on site. All models are limited edition prints that change season to season.

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Get Liberation inspiration and step back in time with a selection of war time inspired pieces Merchant & Mills Observation Notebook £25.50, Oilskin Sewing set £48 and Oilskin Bag £48.99, Fog Linen Handkerchief £6.50 and Otter Pen knife £26.99 Fog Linen Blanket £69.99 and Mongolian Sheepskin Rug £148 Wreath £80 and Shaker Dove £65

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Rachel Chandler

with Ron Burgundy (Old Tyme Bulldog)

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his is our Mode issue.

But with our ‘Pet Selfie’ competition going so well this month it’s almost become a pet special too.

The perfect issue, therefore to estalbish our new animal friendly business feature as Gallery invites business types from all around the Island to tell us a little bit about themselves, their work and their pets!

Yes, we’ve been inviting their beloved, hairy extended family members into the workplace for pictures, treats and a tummy tickle. The pets like a stroke too...

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Christophe Gaultier with Patsy (Victorian Bulldog)

Names Rachel Chandler and Ron Burgundy (Old Tyme Bulldog), Christophe Gaultier and Patsy (Victorian Bulldog).

Age Ron Burgundy is three and a half; Patsy is four years old.

Occupation We are both directors of Ferchan Limited.

What restaurants do you look after?

We look after Christies, Crabby Jacks, The Boathouse, The Swan and Villa.

What is your favourite time of year to work and why?

RC – This time of year as we start to plan in detail the projects we’ll be undertaking next winter. It’s a really

exciting time to be looking forward and developing the business.

CG – I don’t have a favourite time of year specifically. Each season brings its own challenges and fun parts. I think I love the whole year!

What is the most enjoyable aspect of your work and why?

RC – It’s a bit of a cliché, but that no two days are the same. Everything can change in a moment and it’s exciting to see what each day brings.

CG – Passing on my experience and knowledge to our managers is incredibly enjoyable.

What are your favourite treats?

RC – It would have to be a manicure for me and, oddly, carrots are Ron’s favourite treat!

CG – Family walks on a Sunday for me. For Patsy, it would have to be a lie down on the sofa!

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Ron Burgundy is 80lbs of dog so pretty large.

But he is terrified of pretty much everything, including (but by no means limited to) mugs, skis, rain, the dark, the wind, water, laundry baskets, the laundry itself, anything that moves too quickly and anything that stays still…so pretty much everything.

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What is your most annoying habit(s)?

RC – The fact that I am constantly trying to stretch time, so much so that I’m about 3 minutes late to everything! Ron’s most annoying habit has to be the constant stream of noises that he makes. He is always snorting, sneezing, burping or snoring (and some other, much less desirable noises also!).

CG - I pick at food constantly!

Patsy’s most annoying habit would certainly be farting, snoring and drooling. Always lots of drooling!

Most prized possession on your desk(s) RC – It would have to be the picture of my husband (Stu) and I taken when we were travelling about 5 years ago.

CG – A picture of my family – my wife and children.

What do you think is the most prized possession of your pet?

RC – I would like to think it was me.

CG – That would be her dinner!

What do you love most about your job?

RC – Definitely the people. Working with some amazing individuals and teams across our business and seeing them develop is a privilege. We wouldn’t have a business without our staff and we’re very lucky to have some really great people with us.

CG – I consider myself very lucky.

This is a way of life rather than a job.

What do you love most about your pets?

RC – It has got to be Ron’s ability to make me laugh constantly.

CG – That’s easy. It’s her unconditional love for me.

Can you tell us an interesting story about your job?

RC/CG –There are way too many interesting and funny stories to pick one; we plan to write a book when we retire to cover them all!

Do you have any interesting stories about your pets?

RC – Ron Burgundy is 80lbs of dog so pretty large. But he is terrified of pretty much everything, including (but by no means limited to) mugs, skis, rain, the dark, the wind, water, laundry baskets, the laundry itself, anything that moves too quickly and anything that stays still…so pretty much everything.

CG – Patsy loves to watch countryfile and David Attenborough shows, but Crufts is her particular favourite. She loves to argue with the judges.

If your pet(s) were human what would they do as an occupation?

RC – Ron would be a Carrot farmer.

CG – Patsy would be a Doorman.

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A very intellectual group or men in classic boy band pose

Intellectual gathering While the Guernsey image rights registry is a world first, there are other methods for protecting a variety of intellectual property (IP) as explained by experts taking part in Heritage Insurance’s recent IP conference in Guernsey.

David Stanley of Stanleys Ltd. in Alderney, a chartered patent attorney, James Pearce, a former director of the European Patent Office, Erik Alsegard from CFC Underwriting in London, and John Ogier, IP Commercial Group chairman in Guernsey, spoke to an audience of on-island and off-island finance sector professionals and highlighted the variety of IP options available.

Dr Pearce explained patents could be valuable IP rights used to protect markets

for manufacturers, as property rights in licensing arrangements or to attract royalty payments.

The value of copyright was also explored as well as the use of trademarks as a part of product branding; the infringement of either can cause reputational damage and business losses.

John Ogier focussed on the international potential of Guernsey’s IP legislation through the extension of the international IP treaties and the developing network of double taxation agreements drawing in the links with financial and legal services including IP insurance.

Attending the conference, States Deputy Kevin Stewart confirmed that the States had started to look into extending their international IP treaties meeting the high standards the global IP environment required.

Your fitness is his fitness Ian Potter, a Health and fitness professional with more than 15 years’ experience has launched My Fitness, which will offer fitness camps and personal training to all ages and fitness levels.

‘Most people will know me from my time as Director of Kings Life and since leaving there, I have been teaching sport, exercise and physiology at the College of Further Education. I have really enjoyed that but the time is right to go back to what is my true passion and I am excited at the response that I have had in the week since I launched,’ he said.

Ian not only represented the island at football, but is also highly regarded for his personal training work having trained Andy Priaulx and Jenson Button and was instrumental in establishing Guernsey’s first “boot camp” style group training sessions.

Co-op go TPA The Channel Islands Co-operative Society has announced a new agency relationship with local creative firm TPA (The Partnership Agency).

TPA, which has offices in both islands, will provide creative support for all areas of the Society, across both islands.

‘We are pleased to announce our new relationship with TPA. We recognise the need for a fully dynamic and creative

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team to support our businesses’ ever growing marketing requirements. We have previously had a successful relationship with a UK agency for many years; however, following a review, we have selected TPA as best suited to support our internal team and provide the creative service we now require. In line with the Society’s value of supporting local businesses where ever possible, we are delighted to announce we will now be working with a local firm,’ said Jim Plumley, Chief Commercial Officer.

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The Colour Monster team

BIG Monster Local printer Colour Monster has acquired Guernsey Herald’s printing assets, making it the largest printer of its kind in the Channel Islands.

Guernsey Herald was liquidated and wound up earlier this year. Colour Monster has also taken over the lease of its premises in The Guernsey Press building where it will shortly be relocating all of its operations.

The acquisition guarantees the jobs of eight former Guernsey Herald employees, all specialists in the five-colour lithographic print process, making a total team of 16 Colour Monster staff.

Colour Monster was set up in 2008 by Matthew Brehaut, Damian Lacey and Matthew Stephen, principally as a digital print shop.

“The communications industry is constantly changing, but there continues

to be a huge need for printed collateral in many different forms whether its simple business cards, financial reports or large quantity calendars and brochures. We can now offer a full service to all our clients,” said Damien Lacey, managing director of the business.

“This new machinery will not only enable us to print to a higher specification (previously a two-colour process), but will double both speed and output, bringing the cost down and offering a local option to companies that currently buy their print off island. We are keen to bring life back into the print industry and will now be able to offer foiling and embossing, which previously has had to be sent off-island,” said Damien.

Colour Monster Print Shop provides high quality printing including colour posters, flyers, brochures, letterheads, business cards, invoice pads and detailed documents such as report and accounts and bound board papers.

CIPR success for Alexa Alexa Rowe, assistant press office manager at Specsavers in Guernsey, has successfully completed the CIPR Advanced Certificate qualification through The Chartered Institute of Public Relations (CIPR).

Miss Rowe completed the CIPR Advanced Certificate, a level five qualification that provides a solid grounding in all of the key concepts, theories, techniques and skills necessary to become an effective public relations practitioner.

C5 Alliance to CeBIT Senior staff from C5 Alliance Group recently returned from a two-day visit to the CeBIT computer expo in Hanover, Germany, where they heard from leading industry experts on the latest trends in IT, technology and the connected world.

Chief Executive Officer, Mark Loane and Managing Director Marc Lainé both attended the event – the largest and most international of its kind – as a discovery exercise, a chance to build relationships with well-known industry suppliers, thought leaders and they also got to keep their snazzy orange lanyards. Winning.

“Yes that’s right, we’ll superimpose a great image behind you, so it’s a convincing shot of you at the conference and you won’t look at all awkward...”

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Movers&Shakers

Claire Cole and a nicely mounted wall logo

David pulling hs Blue Steel face.

New Account Manager for Two Degrees North

David to IW(CI) from IWIN

Design studio Two Degrees North has recently recruited Claire Cole, who joins the team as an Account Manager.

Senior investment specialist David Rolland has joined the recently opened Investec Wealth & Investment (Channel Islands) Limited.

Claire started her working life in Guernsey for Specsavers Optical Group where she worked as a Production Assistant for the in-house video production unit. Claire then moved to London to further her career in television production and went on to have a successful career working for a range of independent television producers. She worked as a Production Manager on a range of productions from documentaries through to entertainment for all of the major UK and US broadcasters.

Claire also worked with digital media company Flock London where she helped them to start up the company. She also has a keen interest in events and has a history of Events Management, working on gala dinners hosting in excess of 250 guests as well as organising weddings (for TV) and privately. Claire returned to Guernsey with her husband in 2009 to start a family and has been busy as a full time mum for the past four years.

David’s experience in the IWIN UK firm has added the ability to provide a more traditional portfolio service for local and overseas high net worth clients and trustees.

The 31-year-old Scot, born in Edinburgh, manages private individual and trust company investment portfolios, specialising in global direct equities.

David, who joined Williams de Broe (now Investec) in 2010 after spending three-anda-half years at KPMG post-university, said he was enjoying applying the skills he built up in the UK in his new role.

Carey Olsen appoints new Counsel in London Corporate and finance lawyer Claire McConway has been appointed Of Counsel within the British Virgin Islands (BVI) practice of multi-jurisdictional offshore law firm Carey Olsen.

In this London-based role, Claire will focus on developing the firm’s Russian practice. Previously, Claire practised corporate law for nine years at leading international UK and US firms in London, advising on cross-border mergers and acquisitions, joint ventures, private equity and equity capital markets work. She subsequently spent four years with an offshore law firm in Bermuda, Moscow and London where she was responsible for running the Moscow office before relocating to London in 2013. Claire has particular expertise in corporate and finance transactions involving Russia and the CIS, which often utilise BVI companies. She instructed on many of the most noteworthy Russian deals in recent years.

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Ewan Mackay and Kim Palva (at a jaunty angle). Their photo, not ours!

International experts at AO Hall AO HALL has further expanded its fiduciary team and promoted corporate team lawyer Kim Paiva to senior associate.

Suzy Hilton at Black Vanilla

Black Vanilla for your event?

Guernsey’s corporate and private events market has a new player, with the launch of Black Vanilla Events.

Headed up by Suzy Hilton, an experienced event organiser and marketer, the consultancy will offer a full scope of entertainment organisation. 2014’s positive economic start has seen a renewed interest in this marketing sector and Suzy feels the new Black Vanilla Events offering is poised to take advantage of this uplift. Black Vanilla Events takes a ‘client focused, strategic approach, helping to develop the right vehicles to meet the brief and budgets’. Suzy will take on every stage of the project, from creative inception to follow up reports with feedback from the attendees, so companies can evaluate the merits of the exercise.

Ewan Mackay has joined the team, as an associate, having recently completed a 14 month consultancy position with Albany Trustee. Originally from Scotland, Ewan moved to Guernsey to work in St James’ Chambers and has held in-house legal counsel positions as well as working at another legal firm.

‘In my previous role, I experienced firsthand what makes AO Hall the success that it is. The service level and care given to clients who also receive first-class advice and high quality work gives them an unparalleled reputation,’ said Ewan, who is married with a three year old son.

Ewan has a law degree from the University of Glasgow and is also a Scottish solicitor as well as a solicitor of the Supreme Court of England and Wales.

Philip’s a Director Saffery Champness has promoted Philip Radford, a senior trust manager, to the role of director.

With more than 20 years’ experience in Guernsey’s trust industry, Philip previously worked in leading bank-owned trust companies, dealing extensively with property entrepreneurs and also Middle Eastern clients and their advisors, building an understanding of their cultural and business issues.

Philip Radford casually reading a document

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Having worked at Saffery Champness for four years, Philip’s role has seen him

‘Ewan brings with him a wealth of experience having worked within legal practices and in-house. He has exceptional knowledge of the trust industry and I am confident that he will be a valuable asset to the team,’ said Paul Buckle, Group Partner.

Kim, who was admitted as an attorney of the High Court of South Africa in 2006, joined AO Hall as an associate in 2010 and specialises in all aspects of corporate law, including investment funds.

Kim is a graduate from the University of Cape Town who relocated to the island in 2009, has extensive experience in the establishment, operation, regulation, management and restructuring of open and closed-ended investment funds and said the promotion meant a great deal to her.

Kim has been described by legal directories Chambers UK and Global as ‘accessible, proactive with technical expertise and commercially aware’, was a key adviser when AO Hall set up the first protected cell company in Guernsey where lending transactions on a peer-to-peer lending exchange could be facilitated.

responsible for a team that establishes, administers and manages a variety of offshore structures, working with clients from a wide range of jurisdictions. With extensive experience in dealing with listed investments, he has also played a key role in the development of the investment risk committee, which he currently heads.

Born and educated in Guernsey, Mr Radford is a qualified member of STEP. He sits on the boards of several property investment and development companies, dealing with both residential and commercial property, from which he has gained a wide range of experience of dealing with structures and issues relating to property.

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Established in 2013, Wiltshire Property is Guernsey’s newest estate agency business. The team has in excess of 30 years experience in the sale, letting and management of residential and commercial developments. Our small specialist team is on hand to cater for all your property needs and the door at 1 Pier Steps is always open for those looking for advice or guidance.

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Chris Tielles, 39, Microbus renovator

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he VW microbus is an icon. In all its guises it has captivated several generations with an enduring design and desirability.

Despite six generations of bus, it is the original microbus that holds most appeal.

Manufacture of the classic design lived on until last year in Brazil but there will be no more. Chris Tielles knows a bit about VWs, having renovated Beetles in the past.

We met up with him to talk about his last project and a true classic bus.

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What are you currently working on? (spec, vision, interior, colour etc) It’s a 1966 VW Microbus which I am going to convert into a camper. I’ve lowered it by about 6 inches, narrowed the front by 4 inches, the wheels are Empi 5 spoke which need a serious polish. The engine is now 1679cc with twin 40’s and an Empi exhaust.

I went with traditional VW colours, which are blue/white. I think they look great on these buses.

Is this the first build you’ve attempted?

No, this isn’t the first project but it’s definitely the most in-depth one that I’ve taken on due to the amount of rust repair required. She was a mess!

How many have you completed?

I’ve restored a couple of bugs (VW Beetles) in my time. The first was when I was in my late teens. I also restored and modified a Chevy pickup into a low-rider in my mid 20’s. The last Bug was featured in Gallery Magazine in an airport hangar along with Rick Ozannes oval.

Why start a project like this and when are you aiming to have it finished?

I bought the bus because I’ve always been into air-cooled dubs. After owning a couple of Beetles and a bay-window bus, the natural and ultimate goal is the split-screen.

The only way I could afford to have one in this condition is to do the work myself.

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Three years passed before the bus got my full attention…I plan to have it finished in a couple of months.

I bought it about 8 years ago already stripped down with some of the lower panels already hacked off. So I started work on it straight away then stopped to do emergency repairs to a Beetle, which ended up being a full restoration job. Three years passed before the bus got my full attention…

I plan to have it finished in a couple of months.

How many hours a day/week do you spend on the project? Or how long have you spent on this particular vehicle?

I work on the camper as much as my enthusiasm allows. Some weeks I may be working on it every night, other weeks I might only work on it at weekends.

Would you consider selling it?

No.

What makes this one so special?

This one is rare as it has side-loading doors on both sides.

Is there anyone else on the island that aids you/helps/has interest with this kind of thing?

Yes I’ve got some great mates that have helped me through the years from helping me get the engine installed to the countless people I’ve called on to pick up the bus and move it (when it was a bare shell) and I had to move sheds. Many hands make light work – cheers guys!

If you could own any car what would it be?

1969 Mustang Fastback.

What was your ‘pin-up’ car when you were growing up?

ZZ Tops 34 Ford.

What age did you pass your driving test?

Was it first time?

Seventeen years old, first time.

When did this passion for cars begin and where did it stem from?

I’ve always been into old cars. My family is made up of car lovers and I just take it too far!

Was there any one person/driver that inspired you?

Before satellite TV, Boyd Coddington was the man leading the custom scene. I think he is responsible for inspiring lots of car builders.

Average time scale for a build project?

It differs from one project to another. But as a rule – however long you think it will take, triple it.

Does being located in Guernsey have any disadvantages when trying to build a personal project?

Yes. Postage can get expensive when we talk about car restoration. Plus local hardware shops have limited uses.

What’s your favourite part/element of this build?

I like the metal fabrication stage but I definitely prefer the finish when I can get out there and enjoy it!

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HEAVY METAL With Liberation Day just around the corner, Gallery Magazine wanted to showcase the incredible commitment of Jonathan Fallaize; a local restoration specialist and collector of WW2 military vehicles who loves a challenge.

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onathan’s passion for collecting started a quarter of a century ago.

Drawn to the intricate detail of antique pocket watches, his love for their internal workings evolved onto bigger grandfather and mantel clocks. Then it all changed.

“Following numerous holidays visiting WW2 battlefield sites, my interest in this part of history came alive, when as a surprise birthday gift, my wife bought me a 1943 Willy’s MB jeep and trailer. I had always admired them from afar, being part of the GMVG (Guernsey Military Vehicle Group) and involved in a friends vehicle build. So when this turned up in my driveway one day, I was blown away.”

Being bitten by the military bug, Jonathan explains that three more military vehicles followed in quick succession. It soon became a passion for the married couple and kick-started a new chapter in their lives.

The collections of antique clocks, watches and military items began to grow.

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“We’ve amassed over three hundred clocks and watches, 4 military vehicles, a trailer and over eighty military collectors items now” explains Jonathan.

Moving from project to project is a standard practice for Jonathan and his wife. Ongoing works on a Guernsey made Nicholas Blondel clock are nearing an end and having just finished his wife’s 1943 Harley Davidson WLA (after a year of restoration) he’ll no doubt have a little spare time to complete something else.

“It really depends on what I have bought recently with my clocks and watches,” Jon tells us. “But its mainly running repairs on the military vehicles. Most work generally takes place during the winter months getting ready for the summer rallies. If I’m lucky!”

We’ve amassed over three hundred clocks and watches, 4 military vehicles, a trailer and over eighty military collectors items now

The Guernsey Military Vehicle Group now has over forty members on the island; enthusiasts who share the same passion and apply the same work ethic to building and refurbishing precious items.

“There are so many like-minded friends to call upon when a helping hand is needed - we get together as a club every 6 weeks or so, and try and vary the meets to keep the interest alive. But I do like to work on my own – it’s a good escape from household chores!”

Continuing his work on some truly beautiful items in his workshop is Jonathon’s biggest treat. “It’s the item itself that inspires me - to get the clock or vehicle working again as it should. Although it can take some time there’s really nothing better,” he adds.

His patience clearly pays off – with a magnificent array of equipment ranging from American imports to items sourced from all over Europe.

GMVG will have a static display for all to see on Liberation Day on the Albert Pier. The public will also get a chance to see them on the move during the minicavalcade taking place along the town seafront at midday.

SPECIAL THANKS TO JONATHAN FALLAIZE FOR ALLOWING US TO SEE HIS AMAZING COLLECTION.

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PHONE HOME SONY XPERIA Z2 A world of entertainment in your pocket Taking your mobile phone anywhere near water can be a dangerous business but not anymore! Among its many qualities, the Sony Xperia Z2 is completely waterproof, making it the ideal phone for both a rainy Guernsey winter and a sunshine-filled, beach-driven summer!

Sony’s thinnest, sleekest handset to date also boasts a 20.7 megapixel camera that is capable of capturing stunning images of those moments you never want to forget, under or out of the water. Not only that, the new 4K video capture opens up a whole new world of remarkable detail that gives you video as you’ve never seen it before.

The Z2’s photo editing features add fun to taking pics. Timeshift sends your videos into slow motion at a rate of 120fps whilst another new feature is background de-focus, which brings the subject of your photo into sharp detail and softens the busy background, a neat trick which makes for great shots. When it comes to imagery, this handset really does have a camera for every occasion!

4G ready and running on Android 4.4, syncing your data has never been easier and if you’re moving from another OS, you won’t need to worry about switching your files from your old handset. It also has an extremely powerful 2.3Ghz Snapdragon quad-core processor, meaning content will stream faster than it ever has before and looks incredible on

SAMSUNG GALAXY S5 A Quiet Dazzle As smartphones get smarter, techies debate just how far the technology can be pushed before it’s just there to dazzle you, rather than add any value. the 5.2-inch full HD triluminous display.

You’ll also have the best seat in the house, as the Z2 comes packed with over £80 worth of content from Sony including six great movies, a selection of Playstation games and Michael Jackson’s posthumously released new album, Xscape.

If you want to watch or listen on the train, you need not worry about background noise as the Z2 comes with noise cancelling headphones and that stop your neighbours hearing your tracks whilst ensuring you can hear every note.

The Z2 smartphone comes in black, white and purple and is loaded with tons of apps.

It’s incredibly durable and so fast, it’ll have to wait for you! Sony have brought many smartphones to market but this really is the best.

When Samsung brought out the S4, people were amazed. It let you scroll just using your eyes and would react to a hand wave.

Yet how useful was that kind of thing to normal everyday users? Samsung reviewed every single element of their phone and improved or discarded it and now the Galaxy S5 is here. The S5 is bigger, better built, waterproof, and powerful. Yes, it has a fingerprint scanner and a ‘3D’ screen, but it doesn’t have its predecessor’s gimmicks.

Essentially it’s a phone that supports your lifestyle (it can measure your heartrate and track your calories, for example) by adding value. I don’t think people are going to ditch the S4 immediately, but when they move they’ll find something that’s quick and quiet. The S5 doesn’t reinvent smartphones in the way that others do, but maybe it’s a better handset for that.

The Sony Z2 is available for just £29 from Sure when you subscribe to a £46 per month smart plan. Pop into your Sure store to find out more.

iPHONE BEATER? Stunning design, loads of power and some big upgrades Last year’s HTC One raised the bar to an all-time high and showcased HTC’s exceptional attention to detail and build quality. This year’s refresh with the all new HTC One (M8) takes the outstanding design of its predecessor and improves upon it in almost every way.

The all-metal exterior and striking new gunmetal grey aluminium finish makes for a truly beautiful smartphone which you really have to see and touch to appreciate. Being a long term Apple devotee, I switched to the One last year after three iPhones..in some ways it feels like a phone Apple should have built; more like an iPhone than an iPhone is, if you know what I mean. As well as creating an impressive looking phone, HTC have managed to pack even more incredible features and spec updates into the M8. The front-facing BoomSound speakers are a great match to the stunning full HD screen, making watching your favourite YouTube videos or catch-up TV a joy. The wide-angle 5MP front camera caters to the selfie lover and the dual cameras at the back now gives multi-layered photos so you can add effects, focus on one part of the picture and even see your photo from a different angle just by tilting your phone. On its 1080p-resolution display, text and graphics are crisp and sharp making the M8 a front-runner for having the best Smartphone display on the market. One of the most impressive features of the new M8 is its battery life which HTC say has been improved by around 40% over last year’s model. So bid farewell to the times you’ve had to take your charger with you during the day.

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Lady Gaga may not be the most perfect role model, and indeed it may seem that her eccentric styles contradict the lyrics in her mellifluous, slightly ironic song “Fashion”, in which she is “looking good and feeling fine”. Be that as it may, even the Lady’s outrageous clothing would be nothing without an array of gadgets and apps that both inspire and disgust all of those with a penchant for fashion.

With fashion being one of the most dominant factors in our society, almost entirely constituting the way we not only dress but the products we buy, it has been important, especially in a technologically advanced culture, for companies to constantly keep up with trends and “the mode”, forcing outlandish, sometimes downright ugly designs to become what we see everyday, and what

we feel we must buy with our (or our parents’) hard-earned money.

Don’t get me wrong, sometimes there are moments of true beauty in the fashion world (Apple, take a bow), and in this article I’m going to show you that both the fashion and technological worlds can combine in both horrifying and awe-inspiring ways.

Q&Q SMILESOLAR WATCH The SmileSolar Watch is not the first solar-powered watch, and it certainly won’t be the last. The Citizen Eco-Drive has been doing it for a while, however that same watch has an uncanny ability to make your wrist look like a centrepiece from an 80s camp convention. In a day where minimalism and style go hand in hand, aren’t the simplistic, almost infantile styles of Swatches and the like far more sought-after? Welcome, the Q&Q SmileSolar. This small, plastic timepiece made only of recycled materials blends perfectly the environmental concern that is present today and at the same time the style of the day, never needing maintenance, only a bit of time in the sun every now and then. It’s also capable of running for 120 days in complete darkness after being fully charged. Of course, this device has the same pitfalls as all solar-powered products in that it may well suffer during the winter months, or even at night if you lose track of how charged it is. However, if you do end up trapped in darkness until the watch runs out, a dysfunctional timepiece will undoubtedly be the least of the world’s worries.

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CLOTH BY CLOTH MINDED Just as everybody in the world feels that a meal is not a meal if it is not shared on some form of social media site, what is fashion if every like-minded person that can find a wifi connection can’t see it? It’s now easier than ever to share, blog and keep track of your seemingly infinite space in your wardrobe. Cloth, the simply-named, free app by the company Cloth Minded, allows you to upload photos of individual pieces or your favourite outfits onto a social platform that allows others to see and comment on them. It’s essentially Instagram for those who don’t want to wade through the endless less-than-amateur scenic photography and photographs of “cute” dogs and cats to find the exact fashion stills they’re after.

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The worst fashion apps to ever exist words | Dominique Le Strange

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used to date a Fashion Director and was constantly perturbed at the use of singular made-up sounds that replaced real terms for garments. Some were obvious, others were alien.

acquire two shoes; preferably comfortable footwear to embark on such a shopping adventure. Or sandals. Or barefoot. But realistically. No one gives a shit.

I would eavesdrop on fashion chats and find myself thoroughly bemused by the names/terms being shrieked and groaned about. And for good reason too. Some of it is fantastically serious. So serious in fact that I wholeheartedly believe that brands purposefully call themselves something unpronounceable in order to make a large portion of the global population realise they

do not qualify to wear their garment. I still can’t pronounce Solange Azagury-Partridge properly. I feel like a troglodyte.

But to ensure you don’t go completely cray-cray we’ve compiled a selection of the greatest worst, fashion orientated mobile phone apps on the market. Some are so ridiculously pointless; I want to download them just to show everyone how pointless they are. You might find yourself browsing the app stores after reading this. I know a few of you will…

Fashion Terms - iOS

compiles images that compare styles from pedestrians with the latest trends or coolest catwalk looks. However, it will cause wardrobe panic and induce mild nausea when preparing for your night out in the Red Onion.

instrument a more modern appeal. Sexy, suggestive, and seductive – take this zipper wherever you go. What’s behind your zipper?

You decide. So be a smarty pants and Stay Fly with this application.

Phrases such as “I love that trou” or “I need a boot to go with my outfit” confused me. When travelling to a fine grocer such as Tesco’s in Hackney or the sorely missed Tostevins vegetable stall, one must

Know the difference between a deerstalker and a duffle? A bolero and brocade? Do you know your sloper from your Stetson? The Fashion Terms app includes all the basic words you may need to translate. This well laid-out app provides organized terms listed alphabetically and divided by garment, accessory and textile. Some definitions are even aided by a descriptive drawing too. So you’ll never feel embarrassed when being forced at gunpoint to describe what your attacker is wearing. Avoid this potential très blush moment.

Speak Chic – iOS

The tag line is “Master hard to pronounce fashion brands”. Thank god someone has created this app. That scene from Showgirls when Jessie Spano from Saved by the Bell says “Ver-say-ce” instead of “Ver-sa-chi.”

How stupid can you be? I had nightmares about that scene for years. The description of this ground-breaking app asks some simple questions - “Tired of tripping over brands like ‘Proenza Schouler’ or flubbing words like ‘haute couture’? Speak Chic is the mobile app that helps you pronounce fashion brands. This innovative app for fashion lovers gives you immediate pronunciation help on the go or while you shop. Quickly and discreetly search for the correct pronunciation, read the phonetic spelling, and listen to the audio. Perfect your pronunciation of difficult to pronounce fashion labels from womenswear, menswear, accessories, cosmetics, shoes, and luxury watch brands.”

Chic Feed - iOS & Android

This one is actually quite a good app. It’s largely a street-style fashion highlighter that BECAUSE QUALITY MATTERS

Plastic Surgery & Plastic Doctor & Plastic Hospital Office for Barbie version

That’s it. You can change the graphic that lights up your mobile handset screen and you can even add your own scundies into the background. And it costs $0.99 to download.

No longer available on iOS

iTunes has removed the, absurdly titled, app that allowed children to perform plastic surgery procedures on the faces of poorly scribbled avatars. Sounds harmless to me. If children aren’t happy with there faces they surely need an app instead of basic parenting to tell them to change instead of just being told they’re ok the way they are. The app was devoted to making this world a better place by teaching little girls how to critique the facial structure of cartoons. Exactly what the world needed and they took it away. Judging from the description from iTunes, this sounded like a brilliant app…

‘This unfortunate girl has so much extra weight that no diet can help her. In our clinic she can go through a surgery called liposuction that will make her slim and beautiful. We’ll need to make small cuts on problem areas and suck out the extra fat. Will you operate her, doctor?’

Sure we will.

Zips - iOS

This ingenious app comes with the tagline “Stay Fly.” I totally get it. Great stuff. Here’s the glorious description below:

Zippers are ingenious; primal and modern at the same time. The simple, alligator-like design is classic and risqué (if not adjusted properly).

Yet the mechanical, slick closure gives the

SkinnyCam – iOS & Android

An important message to all females has finally arrived in the form of SkinnyCam. The sleepless nights are finally over!

Be just like that Victoria’s Secret’s model with this handy app. No more early morning bootcamps, healthy lifestyles that prolong life and make you look and feel awesome. No more starving yourself either! You won’t even need slimming pills anymore! Simply upload your favourite photo or selfie and within seconds the app will completely alter the way you look to ease the pain forced on you by society. Good work guys – love this app.

Victoria’s Secret

Believe it or not, this app is genuinely selling itself as a catalogue for its new line of lingerie.

And not, as it so obviously seems, a digital jazz mag for millions of teenage males. With reinforced adamantium bra’s (made from the same stuff as Wolverines unbreakable skeleton), enough glitter to entertain a million nursery playgroups and a flock of angel-wing wearing superbabes, this app has surely not been developed as a product sales platform but a social engineering tool. It’s still pretty good though.

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TRAINING WITH THE GFC

ON THE BATTLEFIELD WITH THE GREEN ARMY Training with the GFC

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few months ago, during a standard coffee-fuelled team meeting, we decided that it would be a good idea to highlight the dedication of Guernsey sports members. In a series of exclusive features, Guernsey’s greatest sportspeople and toughest athletes will guide a selection of the Gallery Magazine team through their professional training programmes. We’ll get to experience the hard work for ourselves.

How difficult could it be?

As Editor, I was chosen to get the ball rolling this month - kicking off our brand new feature with Team GFC. Let the games begin…

“What’s your skill level?’ asks Tony Vance as I meet him in the car park for our Tuesday evening training session at St Sampson’s High. Lying through my teeth I explain the heady heights of Sylvans Football Club circa 1990 and a controversial transfer to

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Rovers, where I played up-front with none other than Ryan Zico Black. This was more than 20 years ago.

“I used to play with Ryan” I exclaimed, realising that this statement could be grossly misinterpreted. Essentially, I was clutching at straws and my futile attempt to impress one of Guernsey’s finest managers was likely to be falling on deaf ears.

Whilst discussing some ideas with our photographer I get screamed at to join in immediately. I am now officially part of the Guernsey Football Squad. Kind of.

Training begins with a brief introduction to the team – certainly not at full strength partly due to the numerous injuries they have endured over the course of a challenging season.

“We’ve got quite a few of the lads working tirelessly with the Physio” explains Head Coach, Colin ‘Fal’ Fallaize.

“They’re inside using the facilities – it’s a lot of work off the pitch too and it’s even tougher if you can see the others on the pitch loving the game”. The therapists do their best to keep the players on track

with nutrition and fitness – it’s a full time responsibility that is conducted with absolute professionalism, long hours and great skill.

‘Fal’ is eager to see how I fare with the cardio. I’m nominated to lead the team on a two-lap jog around the field and I begin to realise that maybe I’m going to get nominated for a lot of special jobs over the next couple of hours.

After the run we’re gathered in the centre of the pitch and asked to split into 2 groups for another warm-up. It turns out to be a 15-minute activity including paced runs, sprints, upper and lower body movements and some light stretching.

Believing that we are nearing the end of the session, we suddenly embark on the next phase – a game of technical tennis where penalty exercises are given to the losing team and each player must complete specific routines when the ball is touched.

Surprisingly, the ball isn’t welted in my direction too frequently and on a few occasions I actually manage to control and return the ball. When the ball seems to be suspended in mid air, 50ft above my GUERNSEY’S STYLE MAGAZINE

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“‘Fal’ is eager to see how

I fare with the cardio.

I’m nominated to lead the team on a two-lap jog around the field and I begin to realise that maybe I’m going to get nominated for a lot of special jobs over the next couple of hours.

” head, Ryan Zico Black rushes in to control MY ball with deft, skilful touches. He is steadily turning into my arch nemesis on the field. He used to do that a lot when I was at Rovers.

For a couple of minutes I convince myself that I could play for this team. Then the ball smashes into my chest (which I am convinced is a precision pass) and rebounds 15ft from my boot. Press-ups, sit-ups, burpees and sprints greet my severe lack of grace.

Interval training is then spliced into the activity. Rest periods are replaced with more sprints and fast chases. It’s clearly not a game of “football tennis” but an exercise to encourage position, movement, control, communication between teammates and placement of the ball. But it’s obvious that the team are happy playing such an exercise this late in the season. Ensuring everyone is injury free at this point is the top priority for Coach, Manager and the team Medical staff.

We progress into group laps. My favourite.

Whichever group completes their laps first gets less of a penalty workout. Our team loses a round and Tony Vance stands on the sideline screaming at me to “pick up the pace” whilst running in circles. My

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long frame and unconventional bounding technique make my ankles feel like they’re about to snap as I’m forced to chase Simon Geall around the circle. Not exactly the slowest player on the team.

We rest for a full 60 seconds and head over to the training pitch where the Gaffer has prepared a team game scenario.

Overlapping and overloading are the aim of this activity and I suit up with the orange team. Zico is evidently pleased that we’re on the same team. I become the obvious last minute replacement for Ross Allen.

I initially liken the pairing to Hazard and Eto’o, maybe even the greatest pairing of our modern age, Suarez and Gerrard…

It’s not. The game begins and it’s as if nobody had run solidly for over an hour. Whilst the Guvnor instructs play and I drag myself around the pitch, the opportunity arises to sink a goal and I thump it towards the open goal with my left foot, only for Zico to sprint in front of the ball and knock it in, stealing my only chance to score for the GFC. I am Roy Keane. He is Patrick Viera.

I spend two minutes chasing him around the pitch. He thinks I’m trying to congratulate him. Everyone thinks this is really funny except me.

This concluded the 90-minute session. I am unable to walk for approximately three days but I don’t tell any of my friends.

Special thanks to Tony Vance, Colin Fallaize, Andy Manning and the entire GFC squad for making us feel immensely welcome.

GO GREEN ARMY!

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A ROSE AMONGST THORNS

Lucy Rose sits across the table, flicking through our April issue of Gallery wanting to know everything about our little island. The blossoming career of this pretty, softly spoken singer/songwriter from Surrey, whose astounding talent for performing and creativity has propelled her into the commercial spotlight. But it’s not been straightforward.

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Having already worked with the likes of Bombay Bicycle Club, the Manic Street Preachers, Noah and the Whale, Razorlight and the legendary Counting Crows, her success and infectious happiness continues to grow.

VOGUE magazine recently reported Lucy as being “one of indie music’s breakout stars” and it’s emerged that she will be visiting us too in the not too distant future. As she is soon to be gracing the Channel Islands for events over the summer, Gallery Magazine caught up with her to find out what makes her tick...

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How long have you been living in London?

I’ve been living in London for seven years How did your career in music start?

I just did a load of open-mic nights with a company called eARmusic and then they gave me a job putting together artists and nights. It was a big deal for me! And then made I made friends with lots of other musicians so it went from there.

So A’n’R picked you up whilst you were performing at a gig?

Not originally. I sold out a 600 capacity venue, had my music played on Radio 1, all whilst I was an unsigned artist. I had a great producer, and Radio 1 were playing my single ‘Middle of the Bed’ and I was pretty happy with what I was doing.

So then I went to my parents house with Björn Ågren (ex Razorlight guitarist and Lucy Rose band member) who just has absolutely every type of equipment possible, loaded what we could into a van and just set up a studio there in the lounge, just in front of the fire. As soon as we recorded the album my manager started playing it to people and then A’n’R agents started to understand.

What’s been the biggest moment in your career to date?

It would have to be when I got the opportunity to be ‘Song of the Day’ on YouTube in America. I was in Brazil the day it happened so we were a few hours ahead. I was pretty excited, but woke up in the morning) so the day in the States had already been and gone) – looked it up on the internet and they had listed me as Lucy Bell. I saw it and my heart just sank.

So there’s a Lucy Bell somewhere who randomly had a million SoundCloud hits that day..?

It was crazy – it was my video for ‘Middle of the bed’ but labelled completely wrong.

‘Song of the Day’ in America is only agreed on a 1-day basis so wherever you are Lucy Bell, you’re probably a big deal now!

What’s the best festival you’ve ever played? (classic question) It’s not necessarily the best but Glastonbury had this mad, overall energy. It’s as if every single person at the festival can’t believe that they are actually there. It’s such a sought after ticket that everyone attending feels lucky to be involved. Tons of bands and good things!

Ever been star struck?

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the side of the stage during every one of my performances, mouthing the words and generally just being amazing. He’s an amazing person! But I did see Trevor McDonald once in a restaurant…and I did genuinely think, holy hell it’s Trevor McDonald.

Seriously. Trevor McDonald? Noone else?

Yes seriously! It can be a bit strange going into catering areas at a festival and seeing everyone in there.

I really like a group called Deep Valley and my band mate Simba (whose brother is the drummer for Rudimental) was straight over and chatting to them. They are seriously good at what they do and very cool. I did wonder if I was a little plain for them. These things happen when you really respect/like someone!

Most memorable performance to date?

Glastonbury was great purely because my parents were there but also playing at the Electric in Brixton. It was a defining moment because I always get nervous before going out in front of a crowd. This one performance was scheduled shortly after my album had come out and I had the usual bout of pre-gig nerves.

My whole career up to this point had revolved around going out on stage to impress and win the affections of the crowd.

My manager came backstage and said, “I don’t know why you’re nervous – they’re all fans. They’ve all bought your record”. It was the first time I had gone out on stage and felt relaxed. Definitely one of my most memorable experiences. And my parents were there too!

Your music has been featured in quite a few syncs hasn’t it?

I had only a couple of small things but then I did an advert for Sony. Before that I’d just been played on the radio in the Rovers Return on Coronation Street.

You haven’t made it until you’ve been on Hollyoaks though…

I have been in Hollyoaks! Tony was crying about something and ‘Shiver’ was playing in the background. I did think it was a bit strange.

Can you name 5 red haired singers?

Cilla Black. Avril Lavigne. Ed Sheeran.

Mick Hucknell. And T’Pau. Avril Lavigne is definitely not ginger (a brief google search and a small argument later reveals she is demi-red. We agree to disagree)

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Have you got any new material on the way?

I’ve nearly finished my second album. I’ve written and recorded a ton of new material but working with my label (Columbia Records) to work it down to maybe 15 tracks.

We recorded all of it in SNAP studios in Manor House, north London. It’s such an amazing space and a pleasure to record there. I absolutely love it.

So will we have any new material to look forward to at Jersey Live?

Definitely – I’ll be playing quite a lot of it there! I’m really excited!

This month’s theme is Mode. What’s your favourite item of clothing?

God I don’t actually know. I’m not that cool… (at this point Lucy’s friend Joel screams across the table) (J) ‘When I think of Lucy, two words come to mind. Chunky knit’.

I suppose it would have to be my black jeans. I wear them all the time, I have identical pairs and I love them.

Have you ever been to the Channel Islands?

I went to Bestival once…does that count?

No. I went to Jersey when I was younger and I fell off my bike terribly but I’d love to see Guernsey. I might have to come visit soon.

Lucy Rose is playing the main stage at the 2014 Jersey Live Festival. Don’t miss it!

Download ‘Like I used to’ by Lucy Rose on iTunes or pick up a copy from any local retailer. Thanks to Lucy Rose and Joel Armsden from eARmusic for their time.

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ANIMAL

If you are one of our Facebook brethren you may have noticed pictures of extremely happy Guernsey pets on your news feed last month.

We never, in our wildest animal filled dreams, imagined how much you’d love Pet Selfie.

Our most popular post had over 200 likes. We’ll be announcing our winner on Facebook.

Look out for them featuring next month!

We wanted to make sure each pet got their minute of fame so have dedicated our hallowed Paparazzi pages to your pets this month.

petaparazzi p Look out for details of this month’s photo competition ‘Landescape’ on the last page.

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boardom What’s your favourite fashion item?

nice pair of heels

statement necklace

handbag

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‘nice pair of heels’

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superman underwear

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boardomfacts >The word ‘jeans’ comes from the cotton pants worn by “Genes,” the local term for Genoan sailors. >The average American owns 7 pairs of jeans. > Both men and women wore togas in Rome, but after the 2nd century BC, respectable women wore stolas. Prostitutes were required to wear a toga. > First fashion magazine published in Germany in 1586. > The price of clothing has decreased by 8.5% since 1992, even when adjusted for inflation.

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> The bikini was named after the island Bikini Atoll, where the US military was testing its bombs in World War 2. It was so named because its creator, Louis Réard, belived the revealing suit would create a shock like that of the atomic bomb. > Women’s nominal clothing sizes have increased in physical size over the years in a phenomenon known as “vanity sizing.” A size 8 dress with a 32-inch bust in 1967 is now considered a size 0 today. > Men’s shirts button on the right, and women’s on the left.

> Children dressed identically to adults until the mid-1800s, when the concept of children’s clothing took off. > More than 2 billion t-shirts are sold each year. > In Arab culture, shoes are considered dirty because they touch the ground and cover the lowest part of the body, the foot. It is considered offensive to show one’s shoe sole, and throwing your shoe at someone is an extremely grave insult. > Standard women’s clothes are designed to fit women between 5’4 and 5’8 tall.

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