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Suss magazine sets out to enlightened the conformist on other ideas that may seem far fetched. With a straight from the underground vibe the magazine utilizes non cliche sophisticated type, illustration and photography we will expose readers to conspiracy theories. Suss is an alternative magazine that speculates confirms and hypothesises while straight up taking the piss.
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is the moon real? 1 paul maccartney is actually dead 7 the reptillion elite 13 goons on the moon 19
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is the moon real? The moon: What is it? Does it even really exist? Since the day we are born we are told that earth’s closest friend is the moon but what if I turned your world upside down and told you hey maybe earth’s closest friend actually doesn’t exists or isn’t all he is cracked up to be..
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o swear not by the moon that monthly changes her circle orb, lest that thy love prove likewise variable
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“Is that moon hitting my eyes like a big pizza pie real?”
The earths only friend, the moon could it really not be real? There are many theory’s surrounded the moon and it’s validity but why must the moon have to prove itself to humanity anyway.
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it down as I’m about to blow your mind. Ready here it is, the moon as we know it does not exist, that’s right everything your parents once told you about the moon being made from cheese was just total nonsense. I know what you are thinking.. what absolute HOGWASH! But just hear me out, top theorists living in basement bunkers far and wide allege everything we think we know to be true about the moon is in fact completely the opposite. That’s right there is no moon and in fact that would mean nobody even landed on it either but that’s a story for another time. How could this be? The earths only friend, the moon could it
really not be real? There are many theory’s surrounded the moon and it’s validity but why must the moon have to prove itself to humanity anyway. Together we will debunk the strongest evidence that we have formulated by only the most skilled and dedicated moon truthers or put simply if you have ever thought to yourself whilst glancing into the night sky. “Is that moon hitting my eyes like a big pizza pie real?” Then you have come to the right place. One theory even suggesting that the moon is nothing but a hologram in the night’s sky that the government uses to perform shady experiments on a different moon like planet.
REAL They theorise that the moon is “A high altitude hard shell z(n)eon gas filled balloon device”. What on earth does that even mean? Well one theorist in particular Dave J says that he even found the unlisted satellite that projects an image of the moon onto this gas filled balloon. Seems to me that this Dave J character has this all worked out and it’s a win for the moon truthers and humanity of course. Wow the moon is really starting to look less and less real by the minute. How about an actual theory you might ask? Well have I got one for you. In 1970, Michael Vasin and Alexander Shcherbakov,
members of the Soviet Academy of science decided to put together a theory because why the hell not. Their theory claimed that the moon is a hollowed out planetoid inhabited by alien creatures. Yes that’s right the moon is basically just an alien space ship filled with fuel and everything necessary t enable this “caravelle of the universe” to sever as a kind of Noah’s ark of intelligence. So whether you are a believer or a skeptic I’ll leave it with you to decide is the moon really real?
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paul mccartney is actually dead
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DEAD OR ALIVE? YOU DECIDE
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Rumors circulating Paul McCartney’s death have been brewing since 1969 where it is believed that poor McCartney was killed in a tragic car accident, being quickly replaced by a look-a-like. Crazy right? It all came to life by a caller on a Radio Station who ensured Paul was dead and here is the evidence to prove it.
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Lets take a moment to learn a little about Billy Shears, winner of a McCartney look a like competition, who allegedly stepped up to fame, and replaced former Beatles rock star.
It is argued that Shears suddenly fell of the radar and disappeared from all records shortly after McCartney’s death, which is an obvious sign that he is the replacement bug. Some more game changing evidence is visually represented all over the Abbey Road album art. McCartney, or should we now call him Shears, is noticeably not wearing shoes. Did McCartney simply forget to pack shoes for this important photo shoot? I think not- It is widely known across a variety of reputable traditions and
cultures that people are buried barefoot, proving this to be a symbolic yet somewhat disturbing representation of a human corpse. Also, very distinctively behind George Harrison on the cover, is a car with the plates 281F, meaning that if Paul was still with us during this album drop he would be celebrating his twenty eighth year alive. If that hasnt convinced you so far, lets take a deeper look at some of their lyrics. In the outro of the track, Strawberry Fields Forever, Lennon can be heard saying “I burried Paul.” That would have been tough, having to
put one of your best mates to rest, poor guy. I bet they all play Im so Tired backwards to hear the words “Paul is dead, I miss him I miss him” just to feel less guilty about lying to the world. Maybe we are the ones looking for clues or maybe they have all gotten in too deep and cant sing their way out of this one. It is rather strange to think that there could potentially be someone else in the world who looks just like you. Ive always wondered if its just my reflection in the mirror or if its someone waiting to come in red hot and replace me.
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the reptilian elite
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X I S IT A L L A L I E ? O R I S IT T H E T R UT H ?
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I S IT A L L A L I E ? O R I S IT T H E T R UT H ?
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IGHT THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE REPTILIAN ELITE
1. Origins: Where do they really come from? Where do they live? Well its funny that you ask, because they are all around us today. The Reptilians home planet is the Draco constellation, thousands of years ago they decided to leave their home planet and come to earth to live harmouniously with all mankind. The humans soon become frightful of the creatures forcing them to all go undercover, hiding their real selves from reality and mankind.
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Full Bloods: are full aware that they are reptiles, and can change forms between their human exterior and their true reptilian skin. A full reptilian never goes in disguise; instead through the vibrations that they send out alter the human mind, making human brain believe that it is seeing another human being. Crossbreeds: are not aware that they are Reptilian, they believe that they are a full blood human. Crossbreeds are controlled by the New World Order, also known as the fourth dimension.
2. The Reptilian Hierachy:
3. How to Spot a Reptilian:
There are two species of Reptilains and two classes of the Reptilian species. Winged Dracos - Albino reptiles, holding the highest power. Non-winged Reptoids - brown and green skin.
When in their human form all reptilians are Caucasian looking, with piercing eyes that change between green, hazel and blue. One major give away is their behavior. Reptilians lack empathy and cant express love easily.
“With so many reptilians among us it makes it harder to trust anyone, you could even be one and not even realize.”
4. Suspected Reptilians: They say that every president of the United States is apart of the Reptilian Elite. So not only has this species infiltrated our corporate business, CEO’s, and the worlds royalty, but even some of our beloved actors and actresses such as Brad Pitt. 5. Blood: Blood is the reptilians life source, they live off it. Mainly consuming parts of the brain (yes like zombies), but they do prefer children’s brains as they are more appetizing and aren’t filled with poison, unlike adult brains. 6. Connections to Aliens: The Reptilian Elite are also connected and control the alien race.
Based on an eye witness account there are crossbreeds of aliens and reptilians; with reptile like skin with a very similar persona to an alien. Theorists say that the reptilians have enslaved all aliens, forming an intergalactic alliance to remain in control over the human race. 7. The Reptilians and the Illuminati: You guessed it, the reptilians also control the worlds most well known secret society. There are 13 royal families within the Illuminati, and all of these families are in fact Full Bloods. 8: Their Goal: Their goal is to cause human suffering, and to ensure there is constant conflict. The reptilian elite are driven by jealousy, fear and anger.
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goons on the moon
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Early July 1969 the Apollo 11 lunar module piloted by Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin landed on the Moons surface. They roamed around the bleak landscape gathering material to bring back to Earth. It was broadcasted to the entire world. It was an international achievement that blew the minds of millions. It came about a decade or so later that this humankind milestone was bullshit. Its not impossible and its not insane, stranger things have happened. It is believed that the USA and NASA faked the Apollo 11 mission in order to win the space race against the Soviet Union. The USA wanted to win the space race for many reasons but one of the conspired reasons would be to be the first country to place a man on the moon, putting their name down in history forever. There are a lot of far fetched pieces of evidence trying to back this theory up. One of the “strongest” pieces of evidence was the ‘C’ shape found on a rock in one of the moon landing photographs. It is a perfectly carved ‘C’ that makes it seem as if the rock is a prop. NASA says that it was simply a stray hair on the film but who can trust an organisation when their name stands for Never Actually Studied Astrophysics? Not me!
Stanley Kubrick was allegedly involved in the creation of the fake moon landing. After making 2001: A Space Odyssey the US government believed that Kubrick had the skill to pull such an extreme film stunt off. It was noticed in the film ‘The Shining’ also directed by Kubrick that the young boy in the film wears an Apollo 11 jumper, if that’s not suss then you are a stooge that doesn’t believe that humans are good enough to pull off something so incredible.
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mankind” We can take all the hope an imagination that came from the moon landing and chuck it down the dunny, the moon landing was a hoax and there is strong evidence to back it. Stay woke.
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arallel universes are to put it simply a world similar to our own co - existing with its own form of realit y. This is still a theor y however over time some insight ful people such as Ranga - Ram Char y from the California Institute of Technology, a cosmologist has stated he has found a possible sign of parallels universes. There has also been a number of repor ts posted on internet over time were people have claimed to have appeared in what they suspected to be a parallel universe living ver y similar lives with small notable dif ferences. Of course there is still a lot to be sceptical about however these experiences are undoubtable eer y.
So assuming that parallel universes are real, what are the intentions of our t win from another world? Humour me and speculate that in this other universe they are aware of our existence and in a long running charade they have tricked us all into believing they are nothing more than a reflection in a mirror. Why would they do this? Replacing our lives, working for the devil, sacrificing our souls to extend their own life forces, the assumptions of their intentions are endless and what can we do to prevent this? Absolutely nothing. While we’re all t widdling our thumbs and waiting for the invasion of the dimension jumping evil t wins lets review some mirror superstitions.
Star ting with mirrors are of ten being used in rituals for scr ying, this could be a possible way for our t wins to appear in another world, assuming that ever yone in this other world is a physic or witch and are able to obtain the abilit y to jump through worlds. Another superstition is that mirrors display our true inner selves, revealing our bare souls, maybe our evil t wins are just our inner demons. What ever the case this myster y that wont be solved any time soon.
From the ver y moment you look away from the mirror, you expect the person in the reflection to follow you, but how do you really know that they are not just mimicking your ever y move and plot ting you eternal demise ever y time you turn around? Truth is you don’t and you never will. So those of you who are plagued by paranoia my advise to you is to cover those mirrors at night before you go to bed and don’t stand to close for they may pull you in and take your place, who knows maybe the person sit ting next to you has already been taken over.
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