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Issue 828

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Raising the roof by Jack Troughton

HOUSEHOLDERS ARE being warned to be on their guard over the latest scam to hit the Marina Alta – a conman offering to repair loose tiles on a roof. The trickster claims he has noticed a problem and offers to fix it before lifting tiles himself and demanding an inflated fee to put them right. Angry couple Irene and Geoff Posket were alerted by the noise; discovered the fraud and ordered the builder to leave their home in Valle de Portet, Benitachell – but still face a large to repair the damage to a warren of holes. “This was daylight robbery and sheer vandalism,” said Irene. “Our builder says the tiles have been deliberately pulled out, breaking tiles and the cement. He said you would have to really tug hard to lift them.” The conman did not give his name or leave a card with the pensioners. They believe he spoke with a German accent and drove a dark blue or black Mercedes. They described him as a short man, heavily built and wearing a white t-shirt. “First of all he said he had been working at the top of the road and noticed we had some tiles off,” said Irene. “I know tiles do slide sometimes and didn’t think much of it. “He said he had his ladder and went up to have a look. Rather than call my own builder just to put a few tiles back, I agreed.” Irene and Geoff said the man was on the roof for over 20 minutes and they could hear loud noises. “He came down and said he had taking some pictures and said the roof was in a terrible state.”

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Irene and Geoff Posket

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Friday August 28 - Thursday September 3 2015

Capital idea over winter fuel payment

SPANISH EXPATS set to lose their winter fuel cash have found an ally in a Norwegian pensioner who believes the British government is unfairly discriminating against them. by Jack Troughton JARL OLAFSEN believes Work and Pensions Secretary Iain Duncan Smith is breaching European Union rules by denying the Winter Fuel Payment to pensioners living in Spain, France, Greece, Cyprus, Portugal, Malta and Gibraltar. The politician has introduced a controversial temperature test – he has been accused of massaging figures – and people living in ‘hot’ countries will be denied the benefit from next month. But Jarl, who lives in Polop, believes a fairer test would be to take the average temperatures of capital cities. He told RTN: “If they take an average temperature in the country’s capital, I think Madrid will do very well. Madrid is much colder than London. “We all know how cold it can get in Spain during the winter. The politicians should be sent over here to judge for themselves.” He added: “The rules should be

the same for everyone, no matter where they live. They should be applied equally. “We are all treated the same under EU law – and over this payment the only way to be treated equally is to take the temperatures of the capital of the country in which they live.” BENEFIT The winter fuel allowance is £200 for people over the age of 62, rising to £300 for the over-80s. Officially, the payment is said to be a universal benefit to help keep pensioners warm in the winter months. Last year pensioners living in Spain received a total of £8.7 million but the payment is to be axed – despite Prime Minister David Cameron’s pledge to protect benefits to pensioners to give them “dignity and security”. And Mr Duncan Smith sparked anger when he said: “It’s absurd and

‘‘Oh goody! Here comes our winter fuel’’

offensive that taxpayers are funding these payments for people who have retired to the Mediterranean and enjoy warmer weather.” He described the payment to pensioners in ‘warmer’ countries as an “obscene waste of taxpayers’ money.” The government’s stance fuelled

National news...

No rain less fruit

EU ORANGE prices have risen by 13 percent as a lack of rain has meant that quality fruit such as oranges may be in short supply. A national British newspaper has reported to its readers that they can expect supermarkets to struggle to to supply fresh oranges and popular juices. No doubt there will not be the panic buying as in other food stuff shortages but it does indicate that many Spanish farmers, particularly in the main orange producing region of Valencia may see a huge reduction in their incomes this year.

Tomb raiders

TWO FRENCH nationals have been arrested after allegedly plundering the Greek and Roman ruins at the important coastal archaeological site of Empuries in Catalonia. The pair are said to have stolen coins, brooches and other metal objects from a settlement first founded in 575BC by Greek colonists arriving in what is now the province of Girona. The couple was spotted inside a vehicle parked on the dirt road that leads to the back of the site last Thursday, said Catalan police in a statement. “Given where they were, the officers searched the vehicle and the two occupants.

They found tools used in archaeological excavations,” said the police. “They also found several coins, brooches and other metal objects, covered in rust and earth, in the pair’s clothes.” Officers also recovered two metal detectors and two picks from the car, together with other equipment. The pair, a woman aged 47 and a 31-yearold man, has been charged with theft and crimes against historical heritage. According to police, officers discovered 33 holes in the grounds of the Empuries site they believe had been recently dug.

British press stories about the ‘gin and tonic’ lifestyle of expats, who found themselves lampooned in newspaper cartoons, despite in reality many finding it tough to make ends meet. Jarl pointed out a Daily Mail cartoon, which shows a couple sun-

bathing by a pool as a delivery of wine arrives, with the caption: “Oh goody! Here comes our winter fuel.” He said they were obviously ‘swallows’ who winter in Spain and would still receive the benefit. “That couple are some of the people who come on holiday in winter.”

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Gibraltar ﬁred at by Spanish customs by Jeanette Rice

Anti terrorist arrests

A SPANISH customs ship has reportedly fired shots at a fishing boat within the British waters of Gibraltar on Saturday. The two fishermen on the boat reported that the Spanish vessel, Aguila IV ordered them to stop the boats IN A joint operation between Spain and Morocco several engines. When the instructions were not heeded the vessel circled the boat people were arrested under anti terrorism laws. as officials attempted to get on board. Spanish police in San Martin de la Vega, Madrid, It was following this that the fishermen claim that shots were fired into the sea arrested one man whilst 13 others were arrested in near their boat as bricks were thrown at them from the crew of the Aquila IV. various Moroccan cities. The joint operation targeted Tensions are increasing at a rapid rate between the two nations as Gibralsuspected recruiters for the IS (Islamic State) group, who tars chief minister, Fabian Picardo, has reacted furiously at the claims were involved in a network that sends fighters to areas that the Spanish customs took such action in British waters. of Syria and Iraq that are under IS control. Fabian Picardo described the event as “an extremely serious escalation” and that the boat “was well inside the British territory’s waters”. On Friday, Ayoub El Khazzani, aged 25, a Moroccan man The British Foreign Office said that it had submitted a protest with who had lived in Spain, was arrested having attempted an the Spanish government at the very highest level and that they were attack on a high speed French train. His attempt was foiled “extremely concerned” over this latest incident. after passengers decided to intervene. A spokesperson for the Foreign Office said “we take very seriAyoub El Khazzani is suspected of having had contact ously any reports of attempts by the Spanish law enforcement with radical Islamists and was marked as potentially agencies to interfere with vessels in British waters, particularly dangerous by the Spanish authorities. when threats and intimidation is used”. The Spanish authorities notified their French The two local fisherman gave their statements to the territory poFabian Picardo counterparts of his possible connections in February 2014. lice officers and insisted that they had not been acting illegally. The officers reported that the National news... men had all their necessary fishing permits and everything appeared to be in order. Fabian Picardo said, “this is the third illegal incursion in just a few weeks and in this instance there is THE 2010 race winner Vincenzo Nibali has been disqualified from this year’s Vuelta a España, with the race jury ejecting him no law enforcement excuse from the event after he was towed by his Astana team car on Sunday’s second stage into Caminito del Rey. that can be considered acNibali was delayed by a big pileup inside the final 30 kilometres of the race. He needed to change his bike but delays in ceptable from the Spanish receiving the machine meant that he was facing a big chase back. authorities, the Spanish Astana team-mates helped him set off in pursuit, and he finally managed to bridge just over ten kilometres before the finish. customs boat was clearly in However controversy emerged after the stage when replays started circulating of his time chasing back. The footage shows violation of treaties and the him leading a pack of riders in pursuit; his Astana team car pulls alongside him and then both it and the rider rapidly accelerinternational law of the sea”. ate, leaving those on his wheel behind.

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Further strike action planned RENFE TRAIN drivers continue to press for strikes on 4th, 11th, 14th and 15th of September.

4 days of strikes have been organised by Semaf

by Jeanette Rice THE TRAIN drivers union, Semaf, has organised the four days of strike which will affect drivers, travellers and goods because of a lack of progress with talks between them and the Renfe Group. As reported previously in the RTN there has been a shortage of staff for the train services for some time, with the average age of train crews being 54 years and the limits being placed for either reaching the age of retirement or medical fitness now becoming an increasing concern. SEMAF has been stressing for a considerable time that these issues need to be urgently addressed along with the whole human resources policy of the Renfe Group but all talks have failed to reach any agreements.

SEMAF also report that the situation is exacerbated even further by unilateral decisions being take by the Directorate of Goods that, given the lack of staff applies opposing view to the provisions of existing labour laws which are creating negative working conditions for the driving personnel. Although the strike dates have been set, there is a possible light at the end of the tunnel as the union has posted on their website that there may be another alternative to the strikes, although it does not say what these may be. As with all strikes, it is very possible that the dates may be cancelled at the last moment, but it is advisable to look at other alternative for travel should the situation not improve.

news... byInternational Patricia Thompson

70th La Tomatina honoured by Google THE LA Tomatina festival at Bunol in Spain has been honoured by Google placing an animation of the event on their homepage. 22,000 lucky ticket holders celebrated the event on Wednesday morning and spent the rest of the day washing tomato juice off their bodies by either being hosed down or retreating to local lakes.

Friday August 28 - Thursday September 3 2015

Tax grab error

RED FACES at Javea Town Hall after a computer error meant tax demands were issued to banks to collect IBI, the property tax. by Jack Troughton

THE DEPARTMENT of Finance said the error was quickly rectified and the order to immediately collect the full amount of IBI – similar to council tax in the UK – cancelled. Mayor Jose Chulvi was quick to use social media to apologise to residents for the mistake which occurred last Thursday. “We apologise to all our tax payers that due to a computer error, the full amount of IBI was charged yesterday, even to those citizens who pay their municipal taxes by instalMayor Jose Chulvi ments,” he said. “The issue was detected at an early stage and immediately the necessary as many residents as first feared. A town action was taken with the banks to re- hall spokesman said the demands for solve the error and not cause problems payment of IBI were made to 700 propto those affected.” erties – all paying tax by instalments. The mayor also assured people that “The situation was detected quickly even if an account was overdrawn be- and the order was cancelled within a cause of the tax demand the banks few hours so those affected should not would not apply charges. “We apologise worry as the collection of the tax will be for any inconvenience caused.” ineffective,” he said. However, the problem did not affect “The town hall has already made

the necessary arrangements with banks to resolve the error. This will not incur any costs to account holders or charges that may apply if someone has an overdraft.” On Monday the local authority began issuing its annual demands for IBI as the voluntary period for payment began to those who have not entered an arrangement to pay in instalments.

Continued from front page... SUSPICIOUS HOWEVER, THE couple were immediately suspicious – just three weeks earlier the home had been completely power washed and there was no indication the roof was in a bad condition. “Alarm bells started to ring,” said Irene. “I asked how much to put it right and he said 2,000€ - I said ‘some chance...on your bike’. I thought I would not be conned, I have a little more nous than that. “He knew exactly who he was targeting but if he thought he was getting two grand out of me he had another thing coming. I was so angry I could not get rid of him fast enough. “If we can stop someone else getting the same treatment and being conned, it will be worth it,” said Irene. The couple said they had no other income other than their pensions and could ill afford the unnecessary repair bill. “Our builder has warned it will be expensive to put right – he said it was in perfect condition before – and I am expecting a four figure bill,” said Irene. Geoff said the conman parked outside in the road and he was unable to get the registration number of the car. “I am sure it went up and down the road twice.” The couple is also going to get a gate for the entrance to their home. Irene said: “It is a priority. We are the only house without one and I am fed up of people just sauntering in here.”

Part of the damaged roof

Friday August 28 - Thursday September 3 2015

Golden Visa scheme tweaked by Jeanette Rice

THE GOLDEN Visa scheme, offering limited residency to non EU citizens has been tweaked to hopefully improve investor numbers. The scheme, similar to those operated in Portugal and Hungary offers a limited form of residency, and a long-term path to citizenship in return for certain types of investment, including an investment of €500,000 in Spanish property. The scheme was introduced by the current Government in 2013 to attract foreign capital to Spain, and stimulate demand for property after the crash, however in the first 15 months only 530 investors came forward, mainly from Russian, China and the Arab nations. Compared to the 2,200 foreign investors that Portugal attracted and the several thousand that Hungary received, the Spanish scheme seems to have stalled. One large agent specialising in the Chinese market or the Spanish Golden Visa said “Chinese investors don’t feel welcome in Spain, everything is an obstacle and there are more attractive schemes on offer from other countries”. This combined with Spanish banks making it more difficult for Chinese investors to open accounts and transfer money from abroad under the anti money laundering laws has meant that it has become increasingly difficult to do business. Key improvements in the scheme are: – Residency permit now also includes right to work in Spain – Common law partners plus grown up children, economic dependants, and parents now covered – Six month visa available on the strength of a deposit contract (arras) and funds in Spanish bank – No need to visit Spain to renew the visa, and only have to renew every five years, as opposed to every two years – Residency permit can be requested from Spain, rather than having to get an investor visa from abroad first – Investors not forced to leave Spain during process or requesting or renewing.

National news...

Ticket dodger bites off conductors ear

SPANISH POLICE are searching for a man following an incident that occurred on a Renfe train on Saturday. The train conductor was working his way through the carriages, checking fares, when he came across a man who would not produce a ticket. The fare dodger then proceeded to bite off part of the conductors ear on the sub urban commuter train in Barcelona. The man then proceeded to jump off the train before police could arrive at the scene, although passengers and the injured employee have been able to give details of the attacker and a composite sketch has been produced by a police artist. The train conductor has undergone surgery to reconstruct his ear, although it is too early to say if this has been completely successful.

TV medium Colin Fry loses cancer battle

THE TV medium Colin Fry, aged 53, died on Tuesday morning from lung cancer. The spiritualist, whose shows included 6ixth Sense and Most Haunted was diagnosed with terminal lung cancer back in April of this year. David Hahn, Colin Fry’s manager, said “he had a very big heart, and since the diagnosis had been very upbeat. By nature of his work he had no fear of death”. In a career that spanned more than 30 years Colin performed in Benidorm Palace on Sunday 15th February alongside Derek Acorah. A statement issued by his management team on his official web site read “it is with much sadness and regret that we have to announce that Reverend Colin Fry, Britain’s most loved and respected spiritualist medium, lost his fight against cancer and passed away peacefully in hospital in the early hours, this morning. Colin brought a lot of comfort to his audiences our sympathies and condolences go out to Colin’s family and friends.

Golden visa

Friday August 28 - Thursday September 3 2015

Rock fall closes caves

POPULAR COSTA Blanca tourist attraction La Cueva de Las Calaveras was closed to visitors after tons of rock fell from the mountainside above. by Jack Troughton

HUGE SLABS of limestone fell into the entrance to the caves at Benidoleig on Wednesday night of last week causing the attraction to remain closed the following day. The rock fall was discovered as staff arrived to open the attraction the morning after the land slip and raised the alarm. The Civil Protection team from Benidoleig, fire brigade and the mountain rescue service attended the scene before heavy equipment arrived to remove the fallen stone. The caves reopened last Friday and safety work on the mountain finished this Wednesday after the area above the entrance was cemented over to prevent further rock falling. Civil Protection coordinator Simon Lunn told RTN his team remained on duty all of Thursday to keep people away from the danger area as they took photographs of the scene. “It fell right in the entrance to the caves,” he said. “They had to shut the caves all day on Thursday as a result. “The fire brigade and the mountain rescue people went up to dislodge any remaining loose rocks and they were able to reopen the attraction last Friday.” He added: “The falling rocks caused quite a hole in the floor – I shudder to think what would have happened to anyone if they Removing a fallen rock had been in the area where they fell.”

Local news...

Pooch park

AREAS SET aside for dogs and their owners to enjoy a little tail wagging freedom off the lead are becoming more common along the Costa Blanca. Javea is the latest town to unveil a dog park – a large 3,700 square metre plot in the Pou Moro area, alongside the River Gorgos. The park is equipped with bins and dispensers of bags to pick up after the animals; owners can take advantage of benches to sit and relax while their pet takes some exercise. The park has been planned in consultation with local animal charities RAMA and APASA. The enclosure has areas with trees to provide shade and is to be improved with a special canine playground. Mayor Jose Chulvi, Councillor for the Environment Doris Courcelles and Councillor for Public Services Kika Mata (pictured) visited the park on Wednesday. The town hall hopes owners will use the facility “responsibly” and follow some basic rules. “Owners should be aware that they are responsible for insuring their dog does not cause harm to other animals or people.” Guidelines are posted at the entrance. People are asked to clean up after their pet; insure the dog is on a lead when arriving and leaving the park; and make sure the animal is properly identifiable and vaccinated. Owners are prohibited from mistreating animals, taking them to the park if they are sick, if female dogs are on heat; and if the animal is aggressive. Young children are barred from entering to prevent accidents with larger dogs and the council hopes the park will promote more “civil responsibility” between people and pets in general – especially with regard to dog mess in the streets.

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Friday August 28 - Thursday September 3 2015

Medieval town “unique”

THE MEDIEVAL town ‘Pobla d’Ifach’ at Calpe is a “special and unique” part of the Costa Blanca according to MARQ archaeologist Jose Luis Menendez. by Jack Troughton

HE MADE his comment as he guided politicians around the site on the Penon d’Ifach, the limestone rock which soars out of the sea at the Marina Alta resort. As the 10th year of a dig by MARQ experts - the Provincial Archaeological Museum of Alicante and student helpers comes to an end; guests were told the site was still giving up secrets. And the archaeologist underlined how his team were “continually surprised” by their finds as they moved further into the ancient walled town. President of the Diputacion de Alicante and Mayor of Calpe, Cesar Sanchez said the provincial government was working on a “master plan” to gauge the value of the ruins. And the government has set aside a budget of 119,000€ to develop archeological sites of cultural interest, Calpe will receive 19,500€.

He said it was important to encourage the “economic and tourist potential” of the medieval town, constructed during the reign of King James II and built as a base for Roger de Lluria, Admiral to the Crown of Aragon. It was completed in 1325. The admiral ruled over large areas of Alicante, an estate established after the Christian conquest. A guard house near the gate to the fortified town has already been discovered and the current dig has concentrated on tombs connected to the Church of Our Lady of the Angels. To date there are almost 90 recorded burials including two children’s graves, a double tomb containing two tiny infants and an adult woman believed to be holding a baby in her arms. The team say their findings give an insight into the lives of people living in the town including their diet.

Cesar Sanchez (second from left) is shown a grave

Local news... HISTORIC Vuelta de Espania cycle race comes to the Costa Blanca on Sunday and drivers face road closures as it moves up Cycle THE the coast. The 200-strong ‘peloton’ of bicycles and an entourage of back-up teams will leave Torrevieja at just after 1.30pm and head race north along the coast, ending at Benitachell at around 6pm and 168.3km later. The stage coincides with the traditional end of August holidays and drivers are asked to be patient and plan their journeys closes before or after the race passes through. Approximate times are available from town halls. wanting to watch the race go by are asked to park away from the route and walk to the race. roads People Extra police, Civil Protection volunteers, and local cycle clubs are acting as stewards to one of Spain’s biggest sporting events.

Friday August 28 - Thursday September 3 2015

Drunk Brit watching the stars at night A BRITISH holidaymaker in Malaga was rescued from a bridge in the Costa del Sol after a night on the town on Saturday night. by Jeanette Rice FIRE FIGHTERS and the Guardia Civil were called to the scene around 2am after worried passers-by reported that there appeared to be a man asleep on the top arch of a bridge. Malaga has been celebrating its annual summer festival and it is thought that the British man lost his bearings due to the amount of alcohol he had consumed. People gathered underneath the sleeping man and tried to rouse him with no success so called the emergency services. The Bridge of the Germans, proper name Santo Domingo Bridge, was gifted to the city of Malaga by the German people in gratitude towards locals who helped rescue sailors from the shipwrecked vessel Gneisenau in 1990. It has now jokingly been renamed as the “ninja bridge” on social media which has shared the image worldwide. The police officers were also unable to wake the sleeping man and following an attempt to reach him by using an extendible ladder the fire crews eventually managed to rouse him and return him to the ground using a cherry picker. The man, who is 40 years old was formally charged for disorderly conduct and returned to the hostel nearby where he was staying. A spokesperson for the police said “the most difficult thing was not the rescue but waking him up, this was a first for us”. It seems that the British love to entertain the Costa del Sol locals as last month a near naked holidaymaker was filmed by a Spanish driver napping on top of a speeding car on a busy dual carriageway near Marbella.

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Local news...

Fines continue for mobility companies

LOCAL POLICE in Benidorm continue to issue fines for the mis-use of mobility scooters in the town. Whilst there are still many scooters being hired out to those that do not meet the current regulations officers are continuing with their policy of fining offenders, albeit adhoc! As usual the British media have picked up on the story with most of the tabloid press reporting on “boozy Brits” trying to save on taxi fares. Unusually, the media are correct on this occasion, and hopefully the message will get through to people back in the UK that the word mobility scooter actually means what it says, you only need to hire one if you have mobility problems.

Goodbye to Guillermo

THE MUNDOMAR and Aqualandia parks have paid tribute to a long standing member of staff who has died this week. For people around the world who have visited Benidorm the unique motorcycle that Guillermo rode around the resort with his music playing had become an iconic part of the town. Guillermo had worked for the parks since 1989 and was often seen touring around the busy streets on his high promotional bike throwing sweets and balloons to passers-by and chatting to anyone who wanted information or just to pass the time of day. The bike even featured in the popular ITV programme “Benidorm” as the character Mick Garvey, wearing a gold suit rode around the town for a special scene in the programme. The man asleep on A spokesperson for Mundomar said “one of our the bridge arch colleagues has left us but his charisma and his strength will remain forever”.

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Magic of the Orient ENJOYING THE food at the award-winning Segaria Thai Restaurant at the Hotel Denia Marriott is like taking a magic carpet ride to discover a world of crafted spice flavours and a rainbow of colour.

by Jack Troughton THE ATMOSPHERE is friendly and the service attentive but most importantly, the dishes are simply sublime, a treat for those who have experienced the cuisine before and a wonderful initiation for those trying for the first time. And the success of each dish is simple. It gives an instant reminder of holidays in Thailand for those lucky enough to have visited the Far East. Lemongrass, kaffir lime leaves, coriander, Thai basil, garlic, ginger, and chilli, are commonly used to flavour Thai dishes – the spiciest on the menu carry a one, two or three chilli symbol to warn the unwary. However, the Segaria team is also on hand to explain and to offer advice about the food whether it is a set menu or a la carte and the chef’s recommendations. They will even ask chef to moderate a particular choice...or make it hotter. Head Chef Alistair Impey has Thai chef Bang-on – her daughter is one of the waitresses - at his right hand and they work closely together to create an authentic menu and change the dishes every year.

The Segaria opened in 2013 but has just enjoyed its best ever year as more people are attracted to the restaurant and as its reputation grows. Strangely, Alistair first learnt how to cook Thai food in Greece. With a fascination for Asian cooking, he was chosen by the hotel management to head the Segaria when it opened. “We want to keep the food as authentic as possible, all the curries, soups and starters are made as they are in Thailand – that’s our main objective,” he told RTN. “I am very lucky to have the guidance of a Thai chef, who is very good, and from executive chefs working in Thailand – they are always very helpful.” All the spices, noodles, rice, and sauces are imported from Thailand and the kitchen uses quality meat and fish sourced locally. This year the menu included a range of fusion food for the first time. “Some of our Spanish guests don’t appreciate spicy food quite so much, so it is a combination of Mediterranean, Spanish and Thai.” He said dishes were subtle in their flavours – despite some being

hot. “If you eat a very hot Indian curry the flavours can vanish but in Thai food even when it is full of spice, the flavours come through.” This year the restaurant won the Trip Advisor Award of Excellence 2015 and Alistair says he is always open to new ideas and different points of view. “I go through the lists of customer comments at the end of every night just to see how we are doing. It is a difficult cuisine to do but it seems we are getting it right,” he said. Any interview in a restaurant allows a taste for a lucky journalist. The traditional Thai soup ‘Tom Yum Goong’ – prawns in a spicy vegetable broth was a roller coaster of flavours for the taste buds and delicious. And a main course of ‘Gai Pad King’ – stir fried chicken breast with sweet peppers and ginger, served with vegetable fried rice was simply delightful. The Segaria Thai Restaurant is open on Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights between 7pm and midnight – special opening hours for July and august have just finished for the season. A take away service is available. To reserve a table or to order, call 96 645 4054.

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Fiddler on the Roof

My immediate neighbours engaged a man to do some work on their roof. Thinking that perhaps it was a necessary repair after a high wind I checked the three of my five roofs which were easily accessible and found all were in good condition. Two hours later, on completion of my neighbours’ job , the workman came to me and assured me that he had noticed that at least one of the roofs I had not been able to check was in need of urgent attention. He offered to go onto the roof, take photographs, and quote me a price for the repair. He brought a ladder, hauled his 100kg body onto one of the three checked roofs - and I then heard tiles being moved as he scrambled around. When I climbed his ladder I found that a number of the tiles on the three roofs I had previously checked as being in good condition had been pulled away and some had even been inverted. I ordered him to leave immediately and, using my own ladder, I found a total of 21 tiles had been disturbed on the three roofs and a further 10 on the other two unchecked roofs. Included in this count were six which were broken and must be replaced. Beware, scams come in all shapes and sizes. Haydn, Moraira.

Jewel Scarab

WE FOUND this gold coloured bug by the pool yesterday and it appears to be a Chrysina aurigans or Jewel Scarab from the rain forests of Costa Rica. I can find no reference to it being seen in Spain and have no idea whether I should inform anyone that it is here. I am keeping it in a plastic container with some pine leaves to eat. Can anyone give us some advice? Regards, John Bowler

Out of touch

IN REPLY to your correspondent Graham Spurrier RTN 827, despite his own view may I suggest he is out of touch. The Majority of most British Expats living abroad are unofficial ambassadors, promoting British values to their host countries. International civil servants, English language teachers, foreign correspondents of British newspapers, businessmen and businesswomen: all project an image of their Britishness around them. Both Spanish and French people living abroad have life long rights to vote in their own country, so why not British people. We are still subject to many UK government laws, eg. the amount of pension we can take from our SIPPs or QROPS, UK taxation at source for ex public sector employees,European health cards etc. We still hold British passports. Many of us watch British television, download British newspapers and are only a couple of hours plane journey from Westminster. Maybe Graham Spurrier would like to tell us whom he would like to govern his pension, taxation etc. You are at present only allowed to vote in Spain in local elections, something that a few International Residents do, which was highlighted in the recent elections?? My personal reply is to your correspondent if not happy simply don’t apply to vote !! Yours sincerely, Roy Parker (Mar Azul )

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Honour ‘The Few’

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TICKETS ARE still available for a dinner dance to celebrate the 75th anniversary of the Battle of Britain and to honour ‘the Few’ – airmen who fought in the skies over the UK. by Jack Troughton THE EVENING at the Salon Canor, Teulada, has been organised by the North Costa Blanca Branch of the Royal Air Force Association and is being staged on Tuesday 15th September, Battle of Britain Day. The battle insured that the German Luftwaffe was never able to win air superiority and destroy the RAF; forcing Hitler to call off the invasion of the UK under Operation Sea Lion. RAFA Chairman Bob hunt said the air crews had risked everything in the defence of the country and its people but ‘The Few’ were now becoming the ‘Fewer’ and it was uncertain how much longer a historical day could be commemorated. “It is even more essential, therefore, that in this year we, here on the Costa Blanca, make a special effort to celebrate the tremendous achievement of these young men during the year of its 75th anniversary, and recognise the sacrifices made by the men of all air forces involved,” he said. The evening begins with a cava reception in the restaurant gardens with dinner served at 7.45pm. The meal is assorted tapas, followed by a choice of stuffed chicken with

mushroom; roast beef with Béarnaise sauce; or Tuna fish ‘Ventreca’. Dessert is either Tiramisu or Banofee pie. Tickets are 30€ including the reception, dinner, wine, coffee and water. Entertainment is provided by a five-piece band playing music from the 40s and 50s. Dress for men is DJ or smart jacket and tie. To book a place call 96 619 7325 or email roberthunt@hotmail.com

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Glittering concert

BLACK GLITTER roared into Moraira to give a fantastic performance by the castle and help raise over 1,449€ for the Teulada Moraira Lions’ ‘bucket rattlers’. It was the third of the annual series of free concerts organised by the Lions and a large and enthusiastic crowd were entertained with a barnstorming performance by the band. And during the second half of the concert, special guest Tony Rivers joined Black glitter on stage as the music ranged from the Bee Gees to Led Zeppelin.

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Mosquito blamed for viral infection

HEALTH CHIEFS are on the alert for cases of chikungunya virus after a Gandia man developed the illness after being bitten by an infected mosquito – the first such case in Spain.

A tiger mosquito

by Jack Troughton ALL PREVIOUS cases of the tropical illness have been contracted abroad but despite developing symptoms on a trip to France, it is believed a tiger mosquito bit the victim before he left home. Named after its striped body, the tiger mosquito – Aedes albopictus – was first detected in Catalonia in 2004 and despite attempts to eradicate the best has expanded its territory down the Mediterranean coast. Chikungunya virus is not a fatal disease. Commonly found in tropical areas of Africa and Asia – the tiger mosquito is from South East Asia – symptoms include a fever, headache, and joint pain. The European Centre for Disease Prevention and Control

(ECDC) has investigated the Gandia case and underlined “this is the first chikungunya case reported from Spain without travel history to endemic areas.” WARNING The report notes that the tiger mosquito has been present in Valencia since 2013 – many Costa Blanca town halls first issued warnings on how to combat the pest last summer and repeated them this year. The ECDC said cases of the viral disease had been diagnosed in Gandia before because the climate was “conducive” to transmission between humans. However, these were all “imported” cases.

And the body warned Europe was “vulnerable” to transmission of chikungunya in areas “where mosquitoes capable of carrying the disease are established and where the climate is conducive to transmission.” In Valencia, the health authority has begun an investigation to find breeding grounds of the tiger mosquito and to avoid further transmission of the disease, which has no known specific treatment. The infected man has fully recovered. In 2014 there were 266 recorded cases of chikungunya fever in Spain, all imported. This year 86 people have been diagnosed with the mosquito-borne disease, 18 of those were in the Valencia region.

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Fame adds up

CHARLES DODGSON wanted to be remembered as a mathematician, an Oxford don, and one of the most important photographers of the Victorian era but today he is remembered as Lewis Carroll – and the writer of Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland. by Jack Troughton

Kevin Moore as Lewis Carroll

As part of the global celebrations of stories made up to amuse Alice Liddell and her sisters, finally written down and published in 1865, Javea Players are bringing the one-man show ‘Crocodiles in Cream’ to the Costa Blanca. Kevin Moore plays Lewis Carroll in the show and will welcome au-

diences to his rooms at Oxford University. He chats about the success of the stories – the adventures have been published in 174 languages including Esperanto – and the characters in them. ‘Crocodiles in Cream’, written by David Horlock, is performed at the Javea Players Studio Theatre from Monday 7th September to Friday 11th September from 8pm each

evening. Tickets at 12.50€ are available by calling 96 647 1455 or by email to boxofficejp@gmail.com. There is also the opportunity to enjoy a pre-theatre dinner at La Cocina restaurant, served from 6pm. Two courses are 16€ and three courses are 19€, both including half a bottle of wine. To reserve a place call 96 579 5140.

Charity news...

All the fun of the charities fair

CHARITIES FROM across the Costa Blanca will be represented at the fifth International Charities Fair in Benidorm on Sunday 20th September. The annual event on land adjoining the El Cisne Antique and Rastro Centre will be opened by the British consul for Alicante and Madrid, Sarah-Jane Morris and Antonio Perez, Mayor of Benidorm. It runs from10am until 3pm and organised by Pamela Dawson Tasker of the Spanish cancer charity AECC and Paula Chinchilla of Lifestyle Care Group, it is an opportunity for charities and support associations to meet the public. The charities will be able to explain what they do within the community and network with each other – and take the opportunity to recruit new volunteers. However, it is also a fun occasion and there will be background music, refreshments, and a visit by entertainer Vince Tracy. The El Cisne rastro will also be in full swing to make the occasion a day out.

A stall last year

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Women’s day on coast WOMEN FROM across the Costa Blanca are expected to enjoy the second annual Venus Celebrations being staged in Teulada on Thursday 10th September. by Jack Troughton HOSTED BY the Costa Blanca Women Network and under the sign of Virgo, the event at the Bar Mediterraneo Salon and Hostel is designed to get women ‘connected’ to boost social, personal, and business relationships. And singer Gill Henry is returning to use her powerful voice to entertain and get people on the dance floor. The Venus Celebrations begins at 6pm and entrance is 25€. Everyone wishing to join the party is asked to register by Tuesday 8th September on the website www.VenusCelebrations.com. There are three planned levels of interaction on the evening, starting with The Feast. People are encouraged to eat, drink, and enjoy, while engaging with others – the meal includes wine, water, bread, salad, a starter and main, dessert, coffee and aperitif. ICE BREAKER A Power Networking Session follows and participants are paired up and allowed to connect and share experiences for 10 minutes before an alarm sounds and they are asked to meet another partner – there is even an ‘ice breaker’

sheet full of useful questions and tips to get the conversation started. And finally Gill takes to the stage for The Dance. Everyone is invited to let the spirit of Venus move through them and enjoy a dance. Costa Blanca Women Network and its

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JB Just Brass

THIS WEEK sees JB Brass Band return to rehearsing after a short Summer break. However, not every member will be returning to the stand, as the break also saw the retirement of one of it’s oldest and founder members. Don Craven, Cornet player has decided to retire from playing at the ripe old age of 74. He started playing at the age of 12 when his Dad gave him a cornet in Blackpool. Don has had a long and international playing career. He played with the Fleet Air Station band during the war and returned to the Isle of Man on discharge before later emigrating to Canada and then California. He retired to Spain 20 years ago and has played with many groups as well as being one of the founder members of JB Brass Band. Don will be sadly missed on a Wednesday, not only for his contribution to the sound of the band but for his ability to get to the bar first!! The Band gave him a fitting send off at their local watering hole in San Miguel and presented him with an engraved hip flask and also a bouquet of flowers for his long suffering wife Carol. The Band has returned to rehearsing in 35 dergree heat, in preparation for the new season. Starting with a free concert in Torremendo on 9th September at 7pm, followed by their popular ‘Last Night of the Proms’ Concert on 8th October at 8pm in San Miguel, tickets available now. A large lavish concert, with guests, is planned for November, details to be confirmed. JB always welcomes new members and anyone wishing to play with the band or wanting details of events can contact our Secretary, Stuart through the Gill Henry web site JustBrass.org networking events are about making connections and building enduring and beneficial relationships – bringing new perspectives, contacts, and friends. For more information about the netPictured are Ian (Chairman) Carol, Don plus work or the Venus Celebrations, call other founder members John and Tony 648 156 066 or visit www.CBWomen.com

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The Valleys Bridge Club summer BBQ

Facebook has a ball by Jack Troughton

FACEBOOK GROUP ‘Javea Connect’ is hosting a party for its 7,000 followers giving them the chance to meet at a Masquerade Ball. Cyber friends and enemies who have locked horns across the internet can meet face to face at the Dance Cafe, Toscamar, Javea, on Saturday 12th September. Javea Connect is four years old and is a free online service promoting businesses, charities, and keeping people up to date with what is going on in the

Marina Alta town – as well as keeping friends in touch. However, Javea Connect organiser Loraine Gostling believes the evening will be a lot of fun – even if people want to remain anonymous. “The event will be a Masquerade Ball, allowing members to retain their private identities if they prefer. Although in reality, I expect Javea Connect followers to relax and enjoy what we expect to be a really fun evening. The ball starts at 8pm with enter-

tainment supplied by party band Strikland and continues with music by DJ Steve Solo. The dress theme is any combination of red, white and black, together with masks. Tickets are 20€ including a buffet supper and profits will go to charity. Tickets can be bought at Goldrush, in Javea’s Arenal; Cafe Cortado in Javea Port; Lenceria and La Robotica in Javea Old Town, Heaven Boutique at the Inn on the Green; and Bar La Tapa, Moraira.

LAST SATURDAY, the Valleys International Bridge and Social Club met at El Cid Restaurante in Benidoleig for a BBQ. Before the main event of the evening (the food and drink) there was the Presentation of the B&B Cup, so called after the generous donators, Bill and Brenda Russell. This year’s winners were announced by the Club President. They were Marion de Haviland, Gerry Haim, Judith O’Reardon and the President herself, Sylvia Hollender. The rest of the evening passed in a blur, with many Members and Friends enjoying themselves to such an extent that the dancing area was kept very well occupied. Our thanks go to Charlie and her cheerful staff at El Cid for the excellent food and service. We look forward to next year’s event. The Bridge Club plays every Thursday afternoon at El Cid and welcomes new players. Further details can be obtained from Sylvia Hollender on 965 058 499.

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Relaunch of Expat Services by

Jennifer Cunningham

RECENTLY I have become aware that there are a number of companies now offering Ex Pat Services, all with their own individual approach. Some of these companies worry me by straying into areas where they lack expertise, for example how is it possible for a company to offer advice on insurance when they are not DGS registered (Spanish Insurance Authority), without the experience, knowledge and the authorization to do this. As far as I am concerned it is a potentially dangerous place for untrained sales people to be in. Approximately 8 years ago, I decided that it would be a good idea to help the Ex Pats in selecting a good English speaking solicitor, accountant, and gestor to assist in the legalities of living in Spain. Over recent years Spain has found it necessary to fall into line with the rest of Europe, making far more people legal and accountable, which in turn improves the tax revenue. Therefore, of course, many professional companies and individuals are now offering a range of these services. Over the years I have been approached by various financial services companies, wanting to work alongside me and my company, but I was always very concerned about the legality of some of these businesses. Although it has improved over time, there are still causes for concern. As you are no doubt aware, there are new regulations regarding private pensions, which is extremely good news for those approaching retirement. Being able to manage your own pension fund and no longer being restricted, does enable a better return on your investment but it also has opened up the door for unscrupulous

individuals and companies, who are not regulated by the FCA (Financial Control Authority) in the UK, together with either Gibraltar or Malta. As I have mentioned before, the companies and the individual advisors have to be regulated by the FCA to be able of offer pension advice and I am aware that this is sometimes not the case. It is vital that you seek professional advice, for example if there is a pension that is matured, now is not a good time to think of moving it due to the financial crisis caused by the Chinese. Obviously, the company and its advisors that I work alongside are all fully regulated and able to offer very correct advice with independent investment funds. The first consultation is free of charge, and before giving pension advice on an individual basis, the consultant has to complete a very complex form and submit it to the FCA for approval, prior to carrying out any investments on your behalf. The cost to the company for following this procedure is very expensive, therefore this must be taken extremely seriously as it is there to protect you and your hard earned money. Please do not be tempted by ridiculous interest rates and smooth talking sales people. Within Ex Pat Services, we also offer currency exchange, travel insurance, life insurance, health cover, funeral plans and fast track mortgages. The mortgage company, in particular, can save you a tremendous amount of stress and time. Of course, both Ex Pat Services and my insurance offices will be working in

conjunction with each other and all your general insurance needs are available. I will also be promoting commercial and liability insurance products, as I feel these have been undersold in the past. The thought of self-employed people not carrying liability insurance is frightening when you think of the problems that can occur during a normal working day. Contact us for a customized quotation. The commercial policy offers the advantage of a 24 hour service, with contents replaced as new and payments can be made in installments, with a basic or optional cover to choose from. The sales team who will be specialising in Ex Pat services will be making contact with offices, shops and independent businesses to explain the benefits of having the correct liability cover and protection. We know that your business is important to you and suggest you talk to one of our consultants for more information. Communities are becoming more aware of the need for protection against claims and damages. We offer an excellent community insurance with a top up cover with discount for the owners properties where they are not covered by the community policy. All of the offices will be offering Expat Services, along with our other products. The Head Office for Expat Services, with private appointments available will be the Els Poblets office on 96 647 5562 and the email address is info@jennifercunningham.net for further information.

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from White & Baos Abogados Solicitors Lawyers

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Careful with changes concerning the guarantee on purchases of properties ‘off plan’ SPANISH LEGISLATION forces developers who sell properties off plan to guarantee the amounts paid on account by the buyers consumers, through a bank guarantee or insurance policy. THIS LEGISLATION should mean that Spain is one of the safest countries in the world for buying properties ‘off plan’ (still unbuilt). Unfortunately, in practice, many abuses have been committed by developers and promoters, so it is always essential to employ proper legal due diligence before agreeing to a purchase of this type. Recent Spanish legislation, specifically the Law 20/2015 (which modifies the Law 38/1999), of Construction “Regulation”, has amended the law making it less in favour of the consumers’ interests. From these changes, we highlight two amendments that we do not like because they limit and affect the rights that the consumers and buyers had before: 1) Under the amendment, developers selling off plan must ensure the money paid from buyers, from the moment the development has obtained the building permit or license. In other words, the new wording seems to exclude the obligation to guarantee the amounts paid before Building license is obtained, which was not the case previously. Given the above, it is absolutely inadvisable to pay any money or buy any property off plan until there is a building license in place, or sufficient guarantee provided to the purchaser covering the money to be paid.

2) There has also been a new time limit added (limitation period). Now, after a period of two years, starting from the failure by the promoter or developer in its obligation, that is from the agreed date for delivery and handing over of the property, if the buyer-consumer does not request for the termination of the contract and reimbursement of the money paid, the bank guarantee will expire. It should be noted that the above changes will take

effect from the 1st of January 2016. Therefore, those who have purchased prior to this date, should not be affected by these changes. However, those who plan to buy off plan from January 2016 onwards, should take every precaution and make all necessary legal checks and verifications through their lawyers. For any questions about buying properties off plan, or claiming for lost money, contact us.

The information provided in this article is not intended to be legal advice, but merely conveys general information related to legal issues. White & Baos Abogados. Tel:+34 966 426 185. E-mail: info@white-baos.com White & Baos 2014 – All rights reserved, Send your questions to spanishlawyer@roundtownnews.com or info@white-baos.com

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Time for action, don’t you agree?

Dave Diggle

International Financial Adviser

I AM sitting by the sea in my native Jersey, after visiting family and friends. THE WEATHER has been appalling of late and I am looking forward to some sunshine again upon my return to the Costa Blanca. I notice that my excolleagues who all work in finance here are stressed and scrambling for money and more than a few have commented that Spain is obviously good for me as “I look well and remarkably relaxed”. Should I be “remarkably relaxed”? The markets have just had a major wobble again, although China has just cut its interest rate and the world stock markets have had a boost . But for us at Blacktower, the overwhelming majority of our clients are cautious either by nature or at this advanced time in their lives they have opted for our most cautious investment on offer that can still offer a “real” return. The product in question was built for ex-pats in Spain (although it is held outside of Spain) and has a smoothing system that does not feel the full force of market bumps, hence, I haven’t had a

single e-mail from clients worrying about the value of their investment – because they continue to maintain positive value. Here’s an honest comparison of the best bank returns published in my favourite Sunday newspaper this week: Secure Trust Bank: 3.08% 5 years fixed. Secure Trust Bank: 1.98% 120 days fixed. RCI Bank: 1.65% Easy access You may be wondering just who these institutions are, offering the above? So contrast these returns against our clients receiving 5%p.a. from an institution that

every British or Irish reader will know and respect, with capital accessible immediately if required in an emergency. I’ll say it again: Time for action? Call us. We are here to give you impartial, independent investment and financial advice (minimum investment just £20,000 / €25,000). Call me direct on 615 607 278 or e-mail dave.diggle@blacktowerfm.com Dave Diggle C.A.T., DipFA, (SOUTH COSTA BLANCA adviser i.e. Torrevieja etc). Main office: Edificio Palau III, local 7, Javea 03730, Alicante, Spain.

The above information was correct at the time of preparation and does not constitute investment advice and you should seek advice from a professional adviser before embarking on any financial planning activity. Blacktower Financial Management Ltd is licenced by the UK by the Financial Conduct Authority and is registered with both the DGS and CNMV. Blacktower Financial Management (Int) Ltd is licenced in Gibraltar by the Financial Services Commission (FSC) Licence No: 00805B and registered with the DGS in Spain.

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HELPING SAVE elephants and rhinos from extinction is the goal of a team of Javea residents as they organise a series of fund-raising events. Read more on page 36.

A charity walk has been organised to raise awareness of the dangers to elephants and rhinos

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Thoughts on Spanish gardening SEVERAL RECENT columns in RTN have focused on the desirability of making the house more user friendly by cutting out the use of chemical cleaners etc. by

Dick Handscombe Holistic gardener and author

BUT THEY have ignored the health risks of the garden environment which is even more important than the house if you spend most of the day most of the year in the fresh air of the garden. We are led to believe that most expatriates move to Spain with the intention of a less stressful and healthy outdoor life than the one experienced in northern Europe. However that is not always achieved and at times the design and maintenance practices of the garden are often the cause. I therefore list some of the things to be avoided. Don’t take on a garden beyond your physical capabilities now or in ten or twenty years time. For most a thousand metres will make more sense than five or 10.000. If you have purchased an enormous piece of land for isolation and peace at a low price just develop a manageable area around the house and leave the rest to go wild within the local fire regulations which may require you to strim it once a year. If you take on a new garden with heavy Spanish clay, steep slopes or hidden rocks or often all three get fit before you start especially if you enjoyed a sedentary life before coming to Spain. Get used to working early and late to avoid the midday sun and wear a woven straw hat which has a cooling effect. Use ergonomic tools, especially sharp Secateurs and mattocks and minimise the use of a fork , spade and pickaxe. Get help with the heavier jobs.

Grow healthy vegetables from day one so that they can be enjoyed while the garden is carved out - which could take a number of years. Like wise plant a few fruit trees early on for the benefit of their blossom as well as fruit. Avoid the need to constantly use insecticides and fungicides by avoiding over watering plants, especially the more drought resistant plants (see Part Four of our book Your Garden in Spain). When you have to spray use ecological products as explained in each of our books. This will help maintain a chemical free environment and garden shed. If you are allergic to pollens don’t plant pines, bottlebrush , acacia and male carob trees. Plant plenty of aromatic herbs for their aromatherapeutic effects as well healthy culinary and medicinal uses. We will discuss this in more detail in our next article. Avoid spiky plants that can cause accidents alongside terraces and paths or avoid altogether especially if children are likely to visit. Ensure you retain or plant trees and large shrubs for summer shade and sheltered winter sun. Wear knee pads or kneelers when doing low work. Keep a container of cool water handy when working especially on hot days. Warm up with gentle exercise on cold days before starting to garden. Traditional earthenware water containers are useful in this respect. Chose a peaceful unpolluted location. Ensure that there are no trip on paths and terraces.

When gardening in the heat wear a straw hat and knee pads for any work low down

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Help to save giants by Jack Troughton

Nobody needs ivory trinkets or religious amulets

of laws against poaching, trade of ivory and horn, and the reintroduction of animals back into the wild are the goals of a number of global organisations. When Giants Fall will go on general release next year but will be screened at the Javea Players Studio at 7pm on the three nights. Tickets are 5€ and are available in advance from gmferjavea@gmail.com – there are 60 seats available per screening. The Javea walk starts at 10.30am from the Arenal (Mas y Mas car park) to the sports centre in Javea Port. Walkers will be asked to contribute 5€ per person or 10€a family. Presentations are also being made in local schools to get support for the walk. Schoolchildren will walk without being charged but will be encouraged to raise money

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through sponsorship. Money raised will support three charities: The David Sheldrick Wildlife Trust in Kenya, which successfully rescues and rehabilitates orphaned elephants (www.sheldrickwildlifetrust.org) ; Wildlife Direct in Kenya, which tackles corruption at the highest levels (www.wildlifedirect.org); and the PAMS Foundation in Tansania which trains rangers and has been successful in arresting poachers and exposing corruption (www.pamsfoundation.org). The organisers have also created a Facebook page www.facebook.com/gmferjavea and money can be donbated to the David Sheldrick Wildlife Trust via the Just Giving page www.justgiving.com/GMFERJAVEA2015/

Unless action is taken now, we will lose these majestic, highly intelligent and emotionally sentient creatures forever

Kambalache Charity Event Costa Calida

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An elephant is killed in Africa every 15 minutes, a rhino every nine to 11 hours, as they are slaughtered for their tusks and horns. However, Rosa Mansell, Peter and Lorraine Allin, Brenda Bates, Gillian Ashworth, and Hugh Epsom, and some “caring friends” are hoping people on the Costa Blanca will become involved in a fight back against poaching as it reaches epidemic numbers. And on Sunday 4th October they have organised a charity walk, joining the Global March for Elephants and Rhinos being staged in more than 100 cities around the world to raise awareness of the plight of Asian and African elephants and rhinos. There is also an opportunity to attend a screening of the film ‘When Giants Fall’ for the first time in Spain on Thursday 3rd September, Wednesday 16th September and Wednesday 23rd September. RTN was told: “Nobody needs ivory trinkets or religious amulets. More than 35,000 elephants are killed yearly for their tusks. A rhino is slaughtered every nine to 11 hours for its horn – which does not have medicinal properties. “The trade in elephant and rhino body parts is fuelled by greed and driven by the drugs trade and terrorism. “We balance on the brink of seeing the last of these magnificent creatures. Their only hope for survival lies in an immediate end to the ivory and rhino horn trade. “Unless action is taken now, we will lose these majestic, highly intelligent and emotionally sentient creatures forever.” The animals are threatened by a combination of poaching, habitat loss, and human-elephant conflict. Enforcement

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Important Date for your diary: 12th September at 7.00pm KAMBALACHE ARGENTINIAN Grill in Catral will be hosting a fund raising event for the Alba Perez Association, that supports much needed research for children and teenagers with a type of bone cancer, called Ewing’s sarcoma. If diagnosed early this cancer can be cured in 80% of cases. Alba was diagnosed at five months old and sadly after five years of struggle she died on August 1, 2013. Her father Rafa continues the battle to help investigate new treatment and because “No child should have to go through what happened to her”. The entrance fee is 5€, the normal menu will not be available on the evening but canapes will be served along with entertainment and an amazing raffle, with prizes donated by the local business folk of Catral. Please come along and support this worthwhile event and be generous when buying those raffle tickets as funds are desperately needed to save lives ! There is no need to reserve your place, Kambalache can be found in Calle Jorge Juan 14, Catral 03158, Telephone +34 622 28 81 56. Be sure to read the high ratings and comments on Trip Advisor if it is your first visit. Andres, Ely, Sergio and family would like to thank everyone for their raffle donations so far and they look forward to seeing you. Just come along on the evening and be prepared to have some fun.

THE COSTA Calida Music Club return to action the first Friday in September after their summer break. Organised by Tom and Helen Wills plus Ann and Roy Bradburne they noted: “Our last night was 5th June with Red Strokes, not only appreciated by those in attendance but also by someone in the restaurant who was so impressed by the singer and the atmosphere that they posted incredibly nice comments on Facebook: whoever you are, thank you.” The Club restarts on Friday 4th September in their usual venue, Marianos in Camposol, which has a dance floor big enough to accommodate line dancers, partner dancers, and general dancing at the same time. Live act on the night are the Tex Mex Kowboys. This is not only their first appearance at the ‘club’ but also their first time in this area so it’s an opportunity to see someone ‘new’. The evening starts at 7.45pm, requests are played, and time permitting, a line dance. Then a partner dance is taught before the live act comes on at 9pm or thereabouts. If you enjoy Country music, like to dance, want to mix with a friendly crowd, then Tom, Helen, Ann and Roy invite you to ‘come along’. You’ll be made welcome. Entry is only 4€. If you would like further information, see our Facebook page. Want to line dance? Ann and Roy’s line dance class re-commences at the Camposol Culture Centre on Wednesday 2nd September at 7pm. Are you ready for this? It’s completely free.”

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WITH A background in family and matrimonial mediation, Life Coach Sara Bell helps Readers with their daily worries. If you are having difficulties with relationships, family, work or any other aspect of your life, then help is at hand.

Reluctant to leave My husband regularly verbally abuses me and our children. My parents have said we can stay with them. The trouble is that I love my husband, even though he can be vile. He has said countless times that he will change, but never does. He blames his childhood - his father hit him. He is desperately sorry after he has shouted at us. He says he wants to get help, but doesn’t know what to do. I am reluctant to leave. This is not a good environment for you and the children to live. Think seriously about your parents offer of staying with them. You don’t need to treat your leaving as permanent - suggest a trial separation of a few months to allow you all time to gain some perspective. In the meantime, your husband must get professional help, from a trained counsellor. If he can combat his behaviour, then perhaps, in time, you could all try living together again.

Why aren’t they thinking of us?

My son is getting married, and has said that the wedding is to take place abroad next year. I think this is all his girlfriend’s idea. He says she has always wanted to get married on an exotic beach, and he wants her to have her dream wedding. They know that my husband cannot fly, for medical reasons, and so we cannot attend. Also, his Nan won’t be able to make it. Her parents will be going, and a lot of other family and friends. Why aren’t they thinking of us? Aren’t they being a bit selfish? I suppose when it comes down to their own wedding, people should do what they want. I understand your reasons for being upset though, because weddings are family occasions after all. You could try speaking to your son about how upset you are, but try not to make this about yourselves. Say you appreciate and understand them wanting to get married in a lovely, far away location, then maybe suggest a blessing at home afterwards, and a small reception for family and friends.

Write to Sara in confidence. A pseudonym will be used if you wish. Sara reads all letters and can give a personal reply. Email your question to agonyaunt@roundtownnews.com or Sara is available for private consultations, telephone 633 614 476.

Friday August 28 - Thursday September 3 2015

life&leisure horoscopes

Kenny Corris kennycorris@hotmail.com 686 361 594

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Come September

MUCH ATTENTION has been given just lately to the proposed happenings for September, and my mailbag has been asking me some very difficult questions as a result. September 13th has been earmarked for the crash of the US dollar, and this will of course rebound worldwide on global currencies and stocks. I have mixed views on this, but unlike others, who see anything as profound as this off as a conspiracy theory; we have to understand that many of such theories have, unfortunately, rung only too true. If this wasn’t enough to be going on with, later on in the month of September comes alledged actions with Planet Niburu and various suggestions see an impact of sorts on Earth. NASA has said that such an action was impossible, but this organisation has taken on full responsibility for global spacial events and is not accountable to anyone. So there we have it, nagging doubts surround the onset of Autumn, and by recent mails so many you are drawn in to the panic movement which thrives on disaster and gloom. We cannot be Doris Day and sing, “Que sera, sera” either if there is the slightest chance of oncoming predictions of diasters. Actions speak louder than words, but words right now are all that we have. I know we all survived 2012 and lived to tell the tale, but many of the proposed actions at that time were rendered as null because of the pressure of good spiritual people, just like yourselves. Facing facts and working with Spirit are two very intuned and positive things that anyone has a right to do. Just as actions of worldwide terrorism are generated to cause fear and stress, the action of spirituality is designed to bring faith, truth and love into the World. Which would you rather have? Those who work on the dark side of things know what they are doing is wrong but then life cannot be all whiskers and kittens either. Don’t get me wrong, I am not taking the middle ground here but I am promoting the positive energy of the passageway of spiritual time. We have to be poised and ready, and then, and only then can we be a part of whatever is to come, heralding the options that will be necessary. Many spiritual people have been very concerned, for some time, lately with the fifth dimension and are bracing for ascension when and if necessary. The call to raise soul energy is one that brings action and result whenever there are proposed changes afoot to each of our daily lives. When the going gets tough the tough get going, and we are more then just a turn of the cheek after a slap on the face when push comes to shove. The global expansion of Spiritualsim is bringing in so many people. Whilst some religions are failing to bring a call to faith and are hampered by solely embracing past values; Spiritualism offers more then just hope out there on the horizon. It is comforting that nobody falls over on this their journey of life nor are they left to pick themselves up, unless they so wish to. Love is being lost all around us and yet, as a Spiritualist we are progressing and are surrounded by love, protection and understanding. We always have been, and we always will be, open to change and resiliant to the very last, if that is what it will take. So, will Worlds collide as George Krell said to his bride? Are we waiting for the great debt of the USA to be shaken and stirred as stocks plummet into cyberspace? Will there be a Rocky Horror Show here on Earth? Who really knows? Whatever does happen the Spiritual World will ascend and rise to the occasion!

If It’s Your Birthday Kenny‛s Postbag KENNY WHAT is a blood moon? Jay (sms) This Week

Email your letters to me at: kennycorris@roundtownnews.com

This, for you, is a great time of both learning and adjusting, since your skills need to be honed, tried and tested. Be very sure before you embark on something that appears to be right up your street, but that may bring complication.

In a Lunar Eclipse the shadow of planet Earth crosses over the face of the moon. The final of four blood moons will bring a totality of shadow cover which will appear as red, rather than black, as it seen from Earth’s atmosphere. Look out on September 28th for the final total eclipse of the fourth kind...it will be a fully total eclipse and should be redder than red!!

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Quick Crossword ACROSS 1. Combat (6) 4. Private (6) 9. Invite disaster (3,3,7) 10. Satisfy (7) 11. Creek (5) 12. Rascal (5) 14. Harden (5) 18. Accumulate (5) 19. Disparate (7) 21. Counter-charge (13) 22. Banish (6) 23. Hound (6) DOWN 1. Limb (6) 2. Play safe (4,2,7) 3. Slack (5) 5. Feeling (7) 6. Stirring up the mob (6-7) 7. Negotiation (6) 8. Condition (5) 13. Weighty (7) 15. Enmity (6) 16. Cower (5) 17. Glimpse (6) 20. In high spirits (5)

Cryptic Crossword

ACROSS 1. Liking a bit of a quarrel? I should say so! (6) 4. Engulfs in the fens (6) 9. It offers short cuts for calculating people (5-8) 10. They change battles, and may commemorate them (7) 11. Number of half even shares (5) 12. Filch 20 (5) 14. A number are beaten by a very narrow margin (5) 18. Where a leader should be, presumably (5) 19. Pretentious person is out of bed to begin with (7) 21. Not a capital expression (13) 22. Egghead will be swallowed up yet rise into notice (6) 23. Creatures need new nibs, for example (6) DOWN 1. I tarry, but it’s almost unique (6) 2. Compel to follow the scent? (4,2,3,4) 3. Some nasty legal fashion (5) 5. Vigilant fellow finally gets a fluke break (7) 6. The appearance of ruinous famine at the post (13) 7. Swerves with salver in ship (6) 8. 12 couldn’t be smaller (5) 13. Spoiling by tacking on about fifty (7) 15. Get specimen from politician in auction (6) 16. A fistful of drink? (5) 17. They may pay for corresponding deliveries (6) 20. 8 are not fresh (5)

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Music festival comes to Benidorm

THE IBERIA Festival of Benidorm is set to welcome many national artists on September 5th. by Jeanette Rice

Last years iberia festival

With Kiko Veneno headlining the festival other confirmed performers are Rosendo, Rosario and La Union, with over 6,000 expected to attend. The event, which will be held at the Plaza de Toros in the town, is a pop-rock festival with event organisers taking on board suggestions from previous years attendees. Improvements on past events are that the drink

prices will be kept reasonable and that people will be able to leave and return to the festival, although this will be limited for security reasons. The festival will also feature a well know graffiti artist from Valencia who will paint the artists whilst they are performing and then auction them to the audience. For further information on the event and how to get tickets go to www.iberiafestival.com.

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Stompers sell-out again NEW ORLEANS jazz band the Bourbon Street Stompers are set to sell out this autumn’s concert on the Costa Blanca – but there is the possibility of a second show. by Jack Troughton Demand for tickets means there are very few seats left – despite there being no advertising outside of organisers Concerts Costa Blanca’s mailing list – for the concert on Friday 30th October. However, music fans hoping to see the band from Essen in Germany can call 96 574 9023 to reserve seats for a matinee performance currently being considered for earlier the same day. The Stompers are now in their 22nd year and were first brought to the Costa Blanca by resident Norman Dunnington in 2009. They won a standing ovation from a capacity audience of 1,000 people at the Palau in Altea and have returned to play Teulada, Torrevieja, Alicante and Valencia – all to rave reviews. And this year, as well as performing in Teulada, the band will play the magnificent Auditorium de Palma de Mallorca on

Sunday 1st November. Two years ago Concerts Costa Blanca arranged for Joshua Stewart to sing with the Stompers. The powerful tenor, who has just graduated from the prestigious Curtis Institute in Philidelphia and had sung at the Auditori de Teulada-Moraira a year earlier. Joshua was fittingly born in New Orleans and sang with jazz bands before training as an opera singer – he returned with the Stompers last year and he and the band are looking forward to making it three years in a row. Tickets for the Teulada concert are 17€. The Auditori box office is open Wednesday to Saturday 11am to 1pm and 6pm until 8pm; or book at Teulada Town Hall or the Espai La Senieta, Moraira, Monday to Friday from 9am to 3pm. Alternatively, book online at www.instanticket.es or call 902 444 300.

Stompers on stage (by Benny Davis)

Dance classes at Rosales Everyone is welcome to come and join in the dance classes at Rosales in Guardamar del Segura. They take place every Thursday at 8pm until the clocks go back in October. Calle San Bruno VC895, Guardamar del Seugura.

Friday August 28 - Thursday September 3 2015

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Terra Natura Murcia TERRA NATURA Murcia, is a new-generation wildlife park where you can discover the “Zooimmersion” experience – a new concept in habitat design which will enable you to come into contact with the animals as if there were no barriers between you – at least, no visible ones! THE 165,445 m² of the Murcia park are divided into two themed areas: the African Savannah and the Iberian Peninsula. At Terra Natura Murcia you can see more than 300 animals from 50 different species, three of which are in serious danger of extinction, plus over 500 examples of more than 50 species of trees, shrubs and ground cover plants from these regions. As well as the hugely varied collection of wildlife, our educational information (through placards with biological details and information points), the architectural themeing and the range of shows, entertainment and adventure activities make Terra Natura Murcia the number one choice for families looking to spend an interesting and entertaining day in a natural setting.

Once you have finished educating yourself and admiring the animals, its now time to cool off at Aqua Natura Murcia. Whether you want to just laze in the pool or if you are an adrenaline junky that wants to shoot down the kamikaze slides, there truly is something for everyone. Please note the water park is due to close mid September so you need to hurry. Opening times, Zoo opens at 10am, water park opens at 11am.

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Cara is certainly not the Role-Model model

THERE WAS a time when boys wanted to be train drivers, and girls wanted to become models. There weren’t too many classified ads for train drivers, but there were certainly plenty ´Looking for Models, ´’although, I suspect some of those were a tad on the dubious side. Something went wrong with the glamour of modelling along the way, to the point where nowadays if you´re a stick insect and have a look like you dropped a fiver and found a penny you´re destined for big things. Cara Delevingne is one such creature who when speaking to The Times last week said “I´m not doing fashion work anymore, it was like, fight and flight for months, just constantly on edge.” She was born in London 23 years ago, began modelling when she was 17, and won Model of the Year at the British Fashion Awards in 2012 and 2014. She won a minor role in movie Anna Karenina in 2012 and has also appeared in romantic mystery Paper Towns, and this seems to be the way she now sees her future. Cara then took the interview with The Times to a new level when she added “Modelling made me feel a bit hollow after a while, it didn’t make me grow as a human being, and I kind of forgot how young I was, I felt so old … fashion is about what’s on the outside, and that’s it, there’s no searching, it’s just creating pretty things,” powerful words that give us quite a stark look inside the world of the catwalk. Cara´s third role in movie ´Suicide Squad´ goes on release in August next year, and having found the confidence to declare her love for her musician girlfriend St Vincent with her 18 million Instagram followers, it really is looking like Cara and modelling are dunski.

Video of the Week! Watch cockatoo Jazz dance to Bruno Mars’ latest hit Parrot Dances to Uptown Funk; then get a few aaww´s going when you see a father´s birthday prez for his one year old Rocking Speeder Bike!

Eighteen years ago Alan Partridge (Steve Coogan) pitched mockumentary style show Hostelworld to the BBC, but ´not interested´ was their response. Now out of nowhere Chris Eubank has made a video trailer of a show along similar lines called Youth Hostelling with Chris Eubank. In it ex-boxer and super dandy Eubank eulogises “The key thing in life is to be humble, just be little: that way you have nowhere to fall.” Love you Chris.

Music Notes

KEITH RICHARDS; You either love him or hate him! If you´ve remained neutral here´s another shot for you. In an Interview with Esquire magazine the Rolling Stones guitarist said “The Beatles sounded great when they were the Beatles, but there´s not a lot of roots in that music, some people think ´Sgt Pepper´s Lonely Hearts Club Band´ was a genius album, but I think it’s a mishmash of rubbish! Love Him or Hate Him? ´FLIGHT OF the Conchords´ are a superb music comedy duo who have won top awards in America, New Zealand where they are from, and the Perrier Award at the Edinburgh Festival in 2003. Bret McKenzie and Jemaine Clement´s popularity has now reached Hollywood with talk of a movie, “We´ve actually started writing one,” Jemaine told Indiewire,”but who knows if it will ever be made!” Aw come on fellas! If you have $300,000 and like to be scared out your wits, get on a plane to Pennsylvania and buy the house where Silence of the Lambs was filmed. Scott and Barbara Lloyd who´ve owned the house for nearly four decades tell us it’s not the spooky moth-ridden home you might think, but is a bright cheery house with flowery wallpaper and a swimming pool, but it doesn´t have a dungeon. Oh forget it then, I need the dungeon!

Next month Queen Elizabeth will become the longest serving monarch having been on the throne for 63 years. Eighty-nine year old Elizabeth takes over the long-service record from her great-greatgrandmother Queen Victoria on September 9th, and says she has no intention of succumbing to the European fashion for abdication. Prince Charles, 66, is already a record-holder as Britain’s longest-serving heir apparent, so it’s as you were Charlie boy.

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Johnston McCulley wrote the first novel featuring the Zorro character in 1919. According to the Hollywood Reporter a script has been written for movie Zorro Reborn which will feature our hero in his cape and mask “punishing cruel politicians” and “aiding the helpless.” Zorro has appeared in more than forty films, including a pair of swashbuckling features in 1998 and 2005 starring Antonio Banderas. Filming begins in March next year.

Black US comedian Marlon Wayans on making his version of Fifty Shades Of Grey, “Fifty Shades Of Black” is about Christian Grey being black and rich, but we don’t know exactly how he got his money, and he’s a really bad lover.” Rockin!!

Friday August 28 - Thursday September 3 2015

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07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Big Blue UK 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 12:30 Countryside 999 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News 14:45 Doctors 15:15 The Link 16:00 Escape to the Country 16:45 The TV That Made Me 17:30 Flog It! 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News 19:30 BBC London News 20:00 The One Show 20:30 Canals - The Making of a Nation 21:00 EastEnders 21:30 Would I Lie to You? 22:00 Ripper Street 23:00 BBC News 23:25 BBC London News 23:35 Mountain Goats 24:05 Pound Shop Wars 24:35 Gone Baby Gone

07:00 Homes Under the Hammer 08:00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 08:30 Countryside 999 09:15 Gardeners’ World 09:45 Great British Menu 10:15 Victoria Derbyshire 12:00 BBC News 12:30 Live Athletics: World Championships 16:15 ‘Allo ‘Allo! 16:45 Hidden Kingdoms 17:45 Great British Railway Journeys 18:15 Antiques Roadshow 19:00 Two Tribes 19:30 Eggheads 20:00 Athletics: World Championships Highlights 21:00 Mastermind 21:30 Gardeners’ World 22:00 The Great British Bake Off: An Extra Slice 22:30 Rick Stein: From Venice to Istanbul 23:30 Newsnight 24:00 Weather 24:05 Edinburgh Nights 24:35 Wreckers

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07:00 Good Morning Britain 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 11:55 ITV News 11:59 ITV News Central 12:00 This Morning 13:30 Guess This House 14:30 ITV News 14:55 ITV News Central 15:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 16:00 Tipping Point 16:59 ITV Central Weather 17:00 Hello Campers 18:00 Rebound 19:00 ITV News Central 19:30 ITV News 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Coronation Street 21:00 Real Stories with Ranvir Singh 21:30 Coronation Street 22:00 BBQ Champ 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:30 ITV News Central 23:40 The Boat That Rocked

07:00 Countdown 07:45 Draw It! 08:10 The King of Queens 08:35 The King of Queens 09:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 09:30 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 Frasier 10:30 Frasier 11:00 The Big Bang Theory 11:30 The Big Bang Theory 12:00 The Simpsons 12:30 The Simpsons 13:00 Channel 4 News 13:05 Come Dine with Me 14:05 Three in a Bed 15:10 Countdown 16:00 Fifteen to One 17:00 French Collection 18:00 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 21:00 Celebrity Fifteen to One 22:00 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown 23:00 The Last Leg 24:05 Bad Robots 24:40 Very British Problems

07:00 Childrens TV 09:00 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 09:15 Peppa Pig 09:25 Peppa Pig 09:35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 09:45 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Tickety Toc 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:10 Celebrity Big Brother 14:10 5 News Lunchtime 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 NCIS 16:20 Fatal Performance 18:00 5 News 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 5 News Tonight 20:00 Police Interceptors 21:00 Aircrash: Disaster Over New York 22:00 Celebrity Big Brother 23:30 Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit on the Side 24:30 Celebrity Big Brother: Live from the House

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07:00 You’ve Been Framed! 07:20 Psych 08:05 Emmerdale 09:10 Coronation Street 09:35 Dinner Date 10:35 Psych 11:25 The Real Housewives of Atlanta 12:20 The Real Housewives of Atlanta 13:10 Emmerdale 14:15 Coronation Street 14:40 Dinner Date 15:40 Judge Rinder 16:40 Jeremy Kyle Show 17:50 Jeremy Kyle Show 18:55 Jeremy Kyle Show 20:00 You’ve Been Framed! 21:00 Two and a Half Men 21:30 Two and a Half Men 22:00 The Matrix Revolutions 24:30 Two and a Half Men

07:00 Hollyoaks 07:25 Charmed 08:10 Revenge 09:00 The Goldbergs 09:30 Rules of Engagement 10:00 Melissa & Joey 10:30 Melissa & Joey 11:00 Charmed 12:00 Charmed 13:00 Hollyoaks 13:30 Rules of Engagement 14:00 How I Met Your Mother 14:30 How I Met Your Mother 15:00 The Big Bang Theory 15:30 The Big Bang Theory 16:00 Melissa & Joey 16:30 Melissa & Joey 17:00 Rules of Engagement 17:30 Rules of Engagement 18:00 How I Met Your Mother 18:30 How I Met Your Mother 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 The Big Bang Theory 21:00 The Big Bang Theory 21:30 The Big Bang Theory 22:00 Get Him to the Greek 24:10 The Big Bang Theory 24:40 The Big Bang Theory

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07:00 Breakfast 11:00 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 12:30 Football Focus 13:00 BBC News 13:10 Live Athletics: World Championships 15:30 Live Challenge Cup Rugby League 18:25 Wallace & Gromit in The Curse of the Were-Rabbit 19:45 BBC News 19:55 BBC London News 20:00 Pointless Celebrities 20:50 The National Lottery: Five Star Family Reunion 21:45 Casualty 22:35 Mrs Brown’s Boys 23:05 BBC News 23:25 Match of the Day 24:55 Weather for the Week Ahead

07:00 The Westerner 08:35 Big Jim McLain 10:00 More Creatures Great and Small 10:30 More Creatures Great and Small 11:00 The Women’s Football Show 11:30 Live Athletics: World Championships 13:10 Great British Menu 13:40 Great British Menu 14:10 Great British Menu 14:40 Talking Pictures 15:25 That’s Entertainment! 17:30 Final Score 18:30 Gardeners’ World 19:00 Athletics: World Championships Highlights 20:00 Proms Extra 20:40 Edwardian Farm 21:40 Dad’s Army 22:10 Sue Perkins’ Big Night Out 23:10 Comedy Connections 23:40 The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin 24:10 Jack Dee - So What?

07:00 Childrens TV 08:30 Super 4 08:45 Fish Hooks 09:00 Young Justice: Invasion 09:25 ITV News 09:30 Weekend 10:25 Murder, She Wrote 11:20 Jeremy Kyle Show 12:20 Jeremy Kyle Show 13:25 ITV News 13:34 ITV Central Weather 13:35 Jeremy Kyle Show 14:35 Tipping Point 15:35 You’ve Been Framed! 16:05 The Chase 17:05 Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory 19:00 ITV News Central 19:15 ITV News 19:30 You’ve Been Framed! 20:00 Keep It in the Family 21:00 The X Factor 22:30 Through the Keyhole 23:30 ITV News 23:44 ITV Central Weather 23:45 The Bourne Ultimatum

07:10 How I Met Your Mother 07:35 Everybody Loves Raymond 08:00 Triathlon 09:00 The Morning Line 10:00 Frasier 10:30 Frasier 11:00 The Big Bang Theory 11:30 The Big Bang Theory 12:00 The Big Bang Theory 12:30 The Simpsons 13:00 The Simpsons 13:30 The Simpsons 14:00 Rude(ish) Tube 14:30 Channel 4 Racing 17:10 Come Dine with Me 17:40 Come Dine with Me 18:10 Come Dine with Me 18:40 Come Dine with Me 19:10 Come Dine with Me 19:35 Channel 4 News 20:00 Great Canal Journeys 21:00 Walking Through History 22:00 Side Effects 24:10 Unknown

07:00 Childrens TV 08:25 Paw Patrol 08:45 Little Princess 09:00 Wanda and the Alien 09:15 Zack and Quack 09:30 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 09:45 Jelly Jamm 10:05 LazyTown 10:30 Dora and Friends 11:00 SpongeBob SquarePants 11:35 Access 11:50 Cowboy Builders 12:50 When Hell Broke Loose 14:25 Patton 17:45 Operation Daybreak 20:00 5 News Weekend 20:05 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 21:00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 22:00 Football League Tonight 23:30 Celebrity Big Brother 24:30 Tattoo Disasters UK

07:00 Emmerdale 10:00 Coronation Street 13:00 The X Factor 14:05 Kangaroo Jack 15:50 Homeward Bound II: Lost in San Francisco 17:40 A Night in with Olly Murs 18:45 The X Factor 19:45 Hulk 22:30 The Xtra Factor 23:35 American Pie Presents Band Camp

07:00 Jane the Virgin 07:45 Rude(ish) Tube 08:10 Baby Daddy 08:35 Baby Daddy 09:00 Suburgatory 09:30 Suburgatory 10:00 Suburgatory 10:30 Suburgatory 11:00 How I Met Your Mother 11:30 How I Met Your Mother 12:00 Baby Daddy 12:30 Baby Daddy 13:00 Made in Chelsea LA 14:00 Melissa & Joey 14:30 Melissa & Joey 15:00 The Goldbergs 15:30 The Goldbergs 16:00 How I Met Your Mother 16:30 How I Met Your Mother 17:00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 17:30 The Big Bang Theory 22:00 Bad Teacher 23:50 Rude Tube 24:55 Bad Robots

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Pick of the week

The Trials of Jimmy Rose Former armed robber (Ray Winstone) has been released from prison and tries to re-build his family life but things have changed. Will he return to a life of crime? Sunday 30th August, ITV1, 10pm

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07:00 Breakfast 08:30 Match of the Day 10:00 BBC News 11:00 Sunday Morning Live 12:00 Wanted Down Under Revisited 13:00 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News 14:10 Weather for the Week Ahead 14:15 Homes Under the Hammer 15:15 Flog It! 15:55 Escape to the Country 16:55 The Great British Bake Off 17:55 Songs of Praise 18:35 BBC News 18:50 BBC London News 19:00 Countryfile 20:00 Big Blue Live 21:00 Casualty 22:00 Partners in Crime 23:00 BBC News 23:20 BBC London News 23:30 Match of the Day 2 24:30 In the Valley of Elah

07:00 Life in a Cottage Garden with Carol Klein 07:30 Countryfile 08:30 Gardeners’ World 09:00 Beechgrove Garden 09:30 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 11:00 Great British Menu 11:30 Great British Menu 12:00 Live Athletics: World Championships 15:30 That’s Entertainment, Part II 17:30 Nature’s Weirdest Events 18:00 Jungle Atlantis 19:00 World’s Busiest Railway 2015 20:00 Athletics: World Championships Highlights 21:00 Dragons’ Den 22:00 Special Forces - Ultimate Hell Week 23:00 Odyssey 23:40 Family Guy 24:45 Black Sheep

07:00 Childrens TV 08:30 Super 4 08:45 Fish Hooks 09:00 Young Justice: Invasion 09:25 ITV News 09:30 Weekend 10:25 Murder, She Wrote 11:20 Jeremy Kyle Show 12:25 Jeremy Kyle Show 13:25 ITV News 13:34 ITV Central Weather 13:35 Jeremy Kyle Show 14:35 The X Factor 16:05 Casino Royale 18:30 The Chase 19:30 ITV News Central 19:45 ITV News 20:00 Animal Mums 21:00 The X Factor 22:00 The Trials of Jimmy Rose 23:00 ITV News 23:19 ITV Central Weather 23:20 56 Up 24:25 Premiership Rugby 7s Series

07:15 How I Met Your Mother 07:40 The Grid 08:10 British GT Championship 08:35 Everybody Loves Raymond 09:30 Frasier 10:00 Frasier 10:30 Sunday Brunch 13:30 Amazing Spaces Shed of the Year 14:30 The Big Bang Theory 15:00 The Big Bang Theory 15:30 The Simpsons 16:00 The Simpsons 16:25 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 17:30 Location, Location, Location 18:35 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 19:30 Channel 4 News 20:00 Secret History 21:00 Time Crashers 22:00 The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel 24:25 One Day

07:00 Childrens TV 09:00 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 09:15 Jelly Jamm 09:35 LazyTown 10:05 Dora and Friends 10:30 SpongeBob SquarePants 11:05 Football League Tonight 12:35 Police Interceptors 13:30 Police Interceptors 14:25 CutThroat Island 16:45 Paul Blart: Mall Cop 18:30 Superman 21:05 Police Interceptors Unleashed 21:55 5 News Weekend 22:00 Celebrity Big Brother 23:00 20 Moments 24:30 Shoot ‘Em Up

07:00 Life’s Funniest Moments 07:20 Emmerdale 10:30 Coronation Street 13:25 The X Factor 14:30 Small Soldiers 16:40 You’ve Been Framed! 17:10 The X Factor 18:45 The Xtra Factor 19:50 Dante’s Peak 22:00 The Xtra Factor 23:00 Rush Hour

07:00 Rude(ish) Tube 07:25 Suburgatory 07:45 Suburgatory 08:10 Suburgatory 08:35 Suburgatory 09:00 The Goldbergs 09:30 The Goldbergs 10:00 Made in Chelsea LA 11:00 Hollyoaks 13:35 Couples Come Dine with Me 14:35 Couples Come Dine with Me 15:35 Bad(ish) Robots 16:05 Rude(ish) Tube 16:30 Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging 18:35 The Big Bang Theory 23:00 Gogglebox 24:00 Gogglebox

19:50 Dante’s Peak

monday 31st August BBC1

BBC2

ITV1

CHANNEL 4

CHANNEL 5

itv2

07:00 Breakfast 10:00 Wanted Down Under Revisited 10:45 Homes Under the Hammer 11:45 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 12:15 Countryside 999 13:00 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News 14:30 Moving On 15:15 The Link 16:00 Escape to the Country 16:45 Oxford Street Revealed 17:30 Flog It! 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News 19:20 BBC London News 19:30 The Royal Edinburgh Military Tattoo 2015 20:30 Wallace & Gromit: A Close Shave 21:00 EastEnders 21:30 Room 101 22:00 Danny and the Human Zoo 23:30 BBC News 24:00 Have I Got Old News for You

08:30 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 09:00 Countryside 999 09:45 Animal Park 10:15 Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas 11:35 Beverly Hills Chihuahua 13:00 Natural World 14:00 Holiday of My Lifetime with Len Goodman 14:30 Talking Pictures 15:15 World’s Fastest Indian 17:15 Great British Railway Journeys 17:45 Two Tribes 18:15 Antiques Roadshow 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Terry and Mason’s Great Food Trip 20:00 This Wild Life 20:30 Great British Menu 21:00 University Challenge 21:30 Only Connect 22:00 An Evening with Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse 23:00 Smashie and Nicey: The End of an Era 23:45 Dragons’ Den

07:00 Childrens TV 08:00 Good Morning Britain 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 Murder, She Wrote 11:30 Columbo: Forgotten Lady 13:30 Catchphrase 14:15 ITV News 14:20 ITV News Central 14:30 Off Their Rockers 15:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 16:00 Tipping Point 17:00 Hello Campers 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV News Central 19:15 ITV News 19:30 Gino’s Italian Escape 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Coronation Street 21:00 Britain: As Seen on ITV 21:30 Coronation Street 22:00 Dinosaur Britain 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:20 Plebs

07:45 Draw It! 08:10 The King of Queens 09:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 Frasier 11:00 The Simpsons 13:00 Come Dine with Me 14:05 Three in a Bed 15:10 Countdown 16:00 Fifteen to One 17:00 French Collection 18:00 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:30 Bear’s Wild Weekend 21:30 Food Unwrapped 22:00 The Catch 23:00 Breaking into Britain: The Lorry Jumpers 24:00 My Tattoo Addiction

20:30 Bear’s Wild Weekend

07:00 Childrens TV 10:00 Tickety Toc 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:45 Celebrity Big Brother 13:45 5 News Lunchtime 13:50 Home and Away 14:20 Neighbours 14:50 NCIS 15:50 Silverado 18:25 5 News 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 Caught on Camera 19:55 5 News 20:00 Cricket on 5 21:00 Beware 22:00 Celebrity Big Brother 23:00 Botched Up Bodies 24:00 Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit on the Side

07:00 All Star Family Fortunes 07:45 Emmerdale 08:20 Coronation Street 08:50 Coronation Street 09:20 The Cube 10:15 Jeremy Kyle Show 11:15 Jeremy Kyle Show 12:20 Jeremy Kyle Show 13:30 Emmerdale 14:00 Coronation Street 14:30 Coronation Street 15:00 You’ve Been Framed! 16:00 Cats & Dogs 17:50 The X Factor 18:50 The Xtra Factor 19:55 Peter Pan 22:00 The Bourne Identity 24:25 The Job Lot 24:55 The Job Lot

07:00 Hollyoaks 07:25 Charmed 08:10 Revenge 09:00 Rules of Engagement 09:30 Rules of Engagement 10:00 Melissa & Joey 10:30 Melissa & Joey 11:00 Charmed 12:00 Charmed 13:00 Hollyoaks 13:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 The Big Bang Theory 21:00 The Big Bang Theory 21:30 The Big Bang Theory 22:00 Made in Chelsea LA 23:00 Young, Free & Single 24:05 Gogglebox

ITV1

CHANNEL 4

CHANNEL 5

tuesday 1st September BBC1

07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Wanted Down Under Revisited 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 12:30 Countryside 999 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News 14:45 Doctors 15:15 The Link 16:00 Escape to the Country 16:45 Oxford Street Revealed 17:30 Flog It! 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News 19:30 BBC London News 20:00 The One Show 20:30 EastEnders 21:00 Holby City 22:00 New Tricks 23:00 BBC News 23:25 BBC London News 23:35 Me & My New Brain 24:35 Live at the Apollo

BBC2

08:00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 08:30 Countryside 999 09:15 Escape to the Continent 10:15 Victoria Derbyshire 12:00 BBC News 12:30 BBC World News 13:00 My Life in Books 13:30 Britain’s First Photo Album 14:00 The Rockford Files 14:45 Yes, Prime Minister 15:15 Yes, Prime Minister 15:45 ‘Allo ‘Allo! 16:45 Penguins - Spy in the Huddle 17:45 Great British Railway Journeys 18:15 Transfer Deadline Day 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Terry and Mason’s Great Food Trip 20:00 This Wild Life 20:30 Great British Menu 21:00 The Hairy Bikers’ Northern Exposure 22:00 India: Nature’s Wonderland 23:00 The Perfect Morecambe & Wise

07:00 Good Morning Britain 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 11:55 ITV News 11:59 ITV Central Weather 12:00 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News 14:55 ITV News Central 15:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 16:00 Tipping Point 16:59 ITV Central Weather 17:00 Hello Campers 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV News Central 19:30 ITV News 20:00 Emmerdale 21:00 Dinosaur Britain 22:00 Cash in Hand! Payday Loans 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:30 ITV News Central 23:40 Through the Keyhole 24:40 Benidorm

07:00 Countdown 07:45 Draw It! 08:10 The King of Queens 09:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 Frasier 11:00 For the Love of Cars 12:00 Undercover Boss Australia 13:00 Channel 4 News 13:05 Come Dine with Me 14:05 Three in a Bed 15:10 Countdown 16:00 Fifteen to One 17:00 French Collection 18:00 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 21:00 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 22:00 Educating Cardiff 23:00 How The Rich Get Hitched 24:00 Christian Louboutin: The World’s Most Luxurious Shoes

07:00 Childrens TV 10:00 Tickety Toc 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:10 Cowboy Builders 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 Celebrity Big Brother 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 NCIS 16:15 Dark Desire 18:00 5 News 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 5 News Tonight 20:00 Police Interceptors 21:00 I Want That Wedding! 22:00 Celebrity Big Brother 23:00 The Hotel Inspector Returns 24:00 Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit on the Side

itv2

07:00 The Hot Desk 07:10 Psych 07:55 Emmerdale 08:25 Coronation Street 09:00 Coronation Street 09:30 Dinner Date 10:30 Psych 11:20 The Real Housewives of Atlanta 12:15 The Real Housewives of Atlanta 13:10 Emmerdale 13:40 Coronation Street 14:15 Coronation Street 14:40 Dinner Date 15:40 Judge Rinder 16:40 Jeremy Kyle Show 17:50 Jeremy Kyle Show 18:55 Jeremy Kyle Show 20:00 You’ve Been Framed! 20:30 You’ve Been Framed! 21:00 Two and a Half Men 21:30 Two and a Half Men 22:00 Hell’s Kitchen USA 23:00 American Pie: the Wedding

07:00 Hollyoaks 07:25 Charmed 08:10 Revenge 09:00 Rules of Engagement 10:00 Melissa & Joey 11:00 Charmed 13:00 Hollyoaks 13:30 Rules of Engagement 14:00 How I Met Your Mother 15:00 The Big Bang Theory 16:00 Melissa & Joey 17:00 Baby Daddy 18:00 How I Met Your Mother 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 The Big Bang Theory 22:00 Rude Tube 23:00 Bad Robots 23:35 Tattoo Fixers 24:40 The Big Bang Theory

20:00 Hollyoaks

Friday August 28 - Thursday September 3 2015

wednesday 2nd September BBC1

07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Wanted Down Under Revisited 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 12:30 Countryside 999 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News 14:45 Doctors 15:15 The Link 16:00 Escape to the Country 16:45 Oxford Street Revealed 17:30 Flog It! 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News 19:30 BBC London News 20:00 The One Show 20:30 Pound Shop Wars 21:00 The Great British Bake Off 22:00 Kolkata with Sue Perkins 23:00 BBC News 23:25 BBC London News 23:35 A Question of Sport 24:05 Mountain Goats 24:35 Into the Sun

BBC2

08:00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 08:30 Countryside 999 09:15 See Hear 09:45 Claimed and Shamed 10:15 Victoria Derbyshire 12:00 BBC News 12:30 BBC World News 13:00 My Life in Books 13:30 Britain’s First Photo Album 14:00 The Rockford Files 14:45 Yes, Prime Minister 15:45 ‘Allo ‘Allo! 16:45 Penguins - Spy in the Huddle 17:45 Great British Railway Journeys 18:15 Antiques Roadshow 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Terry and Mason’s Great Food Trip 20:00 The Farmer and the Food Chain 20:30 Great British Menu 21:00 Horizon 22:00 The Ascent of Woman 23:00 QI 23:30 Newsnight

ITV1

07:00 Good Morning Britain 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 11:55 ITV News 11:59 ITV Central Weather 12:00 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News 14:55 ITV News Central 15:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 16:00 Tipping Point 16:59 ITV Central Weather 17:00 Hello Campers 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV News Central 19:30 ITV News 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Coronation Street 21:00 You Saw Them Here First 22:00 The Nick 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:30 ITV News Central 23:40 The Chase 24:40 Wild Ireland

CHANNEL 4

07:00 Countdown 07:45 Draw It! 08:10 The King of Queens 08:35 The King of Queens 09:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 Frasier 10:30 Frasier 11:00 For the Love of Cars 12:00 Undercover Boss Australia 13:00 Channel 4 News 13:05 Come Dine with Me 14:05 Three in a Bed 15:10 Countdown 16:00 Fifteen to One 17:00 French Collection 18:00 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 21:00 Posh Pawn 22:00 One Born Every Minute 23:00 Katie Piper’s Extraordinary Births 24:00 Educating Cardiff

CHANNEL 5

07:00 Childrens TV 10:00 Tickety Toc 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:10 Cowboy Builders 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 Celebrity Big Brother 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 NCIS 16:15 Reluctant Witness 18:00 5 News 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 5 News Tonight 20:00 Super Skyscrapers 21:00 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 22:00 Celebrity Big Brother 23:00 Wentworth Prison 24:00 Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit on the Side

itv2

07:00 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 07:20 Psych 08:05 Emmerdale 09:10 You’ve Been Framed! 09:35 Dinner Date 10:35 Psych 11:25 The Real Housewives of Atlanta 13:10 Emmerdale 14:15 You’ve Been Framed! 14:40 Dinner Date 15:40 Judge Rinder 16:40 Jeremy Kyle Show 20:00 You’ve Been Framed! 21:00 Two and a Half Men 22:00 Through the Keyhole 23:00 Pitch Black

20:00 You’ve Been Framed!

07:00 Hollyoaks 07:25 Charmed 08:10 Revenge 09:00 Baby Daddy 10:00 Melissa & Joey 11:00 Charmed 13:00 Hollyoaks 13:30 Rules of Engagement 14:00 How I Met Your Mother 15:00 The Big Bang Theory 15:30 The Big Bang Theory 16:00 Melissa & Joey 16:30 Melissa & Joey 17:00 Baby Daddy 17:30 Baby Daddy 18:00 How I Met Your Mother 18:30 How I Met Your Mother 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 The Big Bang Theory 21:00 The Big Bang Theory 21:30 The Big Bang Theory 22:00 Jane the Virgin 23:00 Nashville 24:00 The Big Bang Theory

thursday 3rd September BBC1

07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Wanted Down Under Revisited 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 12:30 Countryside 999 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News 14:45 Doctors 15:15 The Link 16:00 Escape to the Country 16:45 Oxford Street Revealed 17:30 Flog It! 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News 19:30 BBC London News 20:00 The One Show 20:30 EastEnders 21:00 Eat Well for Less? 22:00 Who Do You Think You Are? 23:00 BBC News 23:25 BBC London News 23:35 Parking Mad 24:35 The Unbreakables: Life and Love on Disability Campus

BBC2

08:00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 08:30 Countryside 999 09:15 The House That £100K Built 10:15 Victoria Derbyshire 12:00 BBC News 13:00 My Life in Books 13:30 Britain’s First Photo Album 14:00 The Rockford Files 14:45 Yes, Prime Minister 15:45 ‘Allo ‘Allo! 16:45 Penguins - Spy in the Huddle 17:45 Great British Railway Journeys 18:15 Antiques Roadshow 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Terry and Mason’s Great Food Trip 20:00 The Farmer and the Food Chain 20:30 Great British Menu 21:00 World’s Weirdest Events 22:00 Cradle to Grave 22:30 Boy Meets Girl 23:00 Country Strife: Abz on the Farm

ITV1

07:00 Good Morning Britain 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 11:55 ITV News 12:00 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News 15:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 16:00 Tipping Point 16:59 ITV Central Weather 17:00 Hello Campers 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV News Central 19:30 ITV News 20:00 Emmerdale 21:00 Coronation Street 21:30 Flockstars 22:00 Stephen Fry in Central America 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:40 Sports 22:00 Stephen Life Fry in Central Stories

America

CHANNEL 4

07:00 Countdown 07:45 Draw It! 08:10 The King of Queens 09:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 Frasier 11:00 For the Love of Cars 12:00 Undercover Boss Australia 13:00 Channel 4 News 13:05 Come Dine with Me 14:05 Three in a Bed 15:10 Countdown 16:00 Fifteen to One 17:00 French Collection 18:00 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 21:00 Location, Location, Location 22:00 Jamie’s Sugar Rush 23:00 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown 24:05 The Catch

CHANNEL 5

07:00 Childrens TV 10:00 Tickety Toc 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:10 Cowboy Builders 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 Celebrity Big Brother 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 NCIS 16:15 Stolen Daughter 18:00 5 News 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 5 News Tonight 20:00 Underground Britain 21:00 Countdown to Murder 22:00 Celebrity Big Brother 23:00 The Special Needs Hotel 24:00 Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit on the Side

itv2

07:00 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 07:20 Psych 08:05 Emmerdale 08:35 Coronation Street 09:10 You’ve Been Framed! 09:35 Dinner Date 10:35 Psych 11:25 The Real Housewives of Atlanta 12:20 The Real Housewives of Atlanta 13:10 Emmerdale 13:40 Coronation Street 14:15 You’ve Been Framed! 14:40 Dinner Date 15:40 Judge Rinder 16:40 Jeremy Kyle Show 17:50 Jeremy Kyle Show 18:55 Jeremy Kyle Show 20:00 You’ve Been Framed! 21:00 Two and a Half Men 21:30 Two and a Half Men 22:00 Hell’s Kitchen USA 23:00 Safeword 23:45 American Pie Presents Band Camp

07:00 Hollyoaks 07:25 Charmed 08:10 Revenge 09:00 Baby Daddy 10:00 Melissa & Joey 11:00 Charmed 13:00 Hollyoaks 13:30 Rules of Engagement 14:00 How I Met Your Mother 15:00 The Big Bang Theory 16:00 Melissa & Joey 16:30 Melissa & Joey 17:00 Baby Daddy 17:30 Baby Daddy 18:00 How I Met Your Mother 18:30 How I Met Your Mother 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 The Big Bang Theory 21:00 The Big Bang Theory 21:30 The Big Bang Theory 22:00 New Girl 22:30 The Mindy Project 23:00 Rude Tube 24:00 The Big Bang Theory

Friday August 28 - Thursday September 3 2015

life&leisure whats on

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The Jazz Singer GUEST vocalist Janette Galbraith joins Manhatton Jazz on stage at Moraira on Sunday 6th September for the final show in the series of the annual Teulada Moraira Lions Club Summer Concerts. by Jack Troughton The band, led by Jeff Hatton, has always been a generous and enthusiastic supporter of the fundraising concerts, and it is seen as fitting they bring the 2015 season to a close. Manhatton Jazz produces toe-tapping

music, guaranteed to get people off their seats and dancing in the aisles. Guest Jeanette is a popular singer in the area and in recent years has sung in Japan and Indonesia with ‘Les Belles Duval’ as well as working on cruise ships around the globe. Since returning to Spain, she has sung on her

own and with various bands performing jazz and blues. The concert starts at 7.30pm and admission to the concert on the seafront is free to all – however, Lions will be present in distinctive yellow tops to rattle buckets and ask for donations to help fund the charity’s work in the community.

Xàbia Book Circle

Jeff Hatton

THE NEXT meeting will take place on Tuesday 1st September at 6.30pm in the Centro Social, Xàbia Old Town. We are presenting an evening of poetry and painting - featuring the Japanese Haiku, paintings and poems inspired by travels in India and readings from ‘Red Rock Dreaming’, a volume of poetry illustrating evocations of life on the Levant coast. Please come along to enjoy these lovely words and images. You will be very welcome! For more information, please contact Alma Dorndorf on 636 898 162 or email alma@dorndorf.es We meet on the first Tuesday of each month in the Centro Social, Xàbia Old Town, beside the Health Centre, at 6.30 pm for a 6.45 start, and we finish at 8.45pm.

Friday August 28 - Thursday September 3 2015

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Random freezing and closing down Hi Aunty, I’ve been having problems recently with my laptop closing down of its own accord, sometimes after just opening up, and sometimes whilst in the middle of working on a document or programme. Also I have experienced it locking up, so that the only way of returning to normal is to remove and replace the battery and then restart the laptop. Your advice would be welcome. Best regards, Stephen Aunty says: Random close downs and freezing can be down to a few things. It could be a corrupted windows system, or bad drivers. It could be you have bad software installed, or bad drivers, so look in Installed Programs and see if there is anything that is installed that looks as if it should not be. If it only happens when using one program, it could be that program is corrupted, so uninstall and reinstall that program. It could also be overheating of components. If you are experienced, have a look at the “event log” in “Event Viewer” which can give an idea as to what is happening to the PC when it is closing down. However, as is common with laptops, it could just be a poor or failing battery. Reply: Hi Aunty Virus, MANY THANKS for your email, and advice. I will certainly look into the areas you have brought to my attention. I know that the laptop does tend to get a bit warm, even the keyboard, but assumed this was normal for laptops.

Email issues

Hello Aunty, I am having problems with emails on my laptop which is operating on Vista Home via Outlook.com. For some reason I am not being allowed to forward mail or even write a new email. A message pops up on the new message screen as follows:This content cannot be displayed in a frame To help protect the security of information you enter into this web site, the publisher of this content does not allow it to be displayed in a frame. Does this mean I have picked up a virus on the laptop or is it Outlook playing silly games. I did a quick scan with Avast but they found nothing of the kind. On a different matter MSN has defaulted to Spanish when previously it has remained MSN uk. How do I get back to English? I think my IP address is here in Spain. Thank you in anticipation of your kind assistance. Dennis. Aunty says: It is nothing to do with a virus, or outlook. It is to do with your browser - i presume you are using Internet Explorer to access Outlook? (you do not say which browser you are using!) In which case you will need to go into the options and clear the cache and history, and if available “reset” the browser. Or use a different browser - like Chrome or Firefox. Your homepage will be set to MSN.com. .com sites look at your ip address and send you to your local website. IF you change your homepage to msn.co.uk, you go automatically to the UK MSN site.

Friday August 28 - Thursday September 3 2015

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Basic Spanish for everyday needs by Jane Cronin

life&leisure Spanish

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Past Continuous: Use of pronouns

Whenever we talk about Spanish verbs we always say that the personal pronouns (yo, tú, él, ella, usted, nosotros, vosotros, ellos) are very often not used in standard sentences. Their use is generally for extra emphasis or contrast and also to clear up ambiguity or misunderstanding. This can happen in the third person between él, ella and usted for example, and also “usted” is added at times to make an utterance sound more courteous. When it comes to the past continuous tense however, we find we have to say the first person singular pronoun “yo” a little more than usual for the simple reason that the form of the verb is exactly the same as in the third person singular. In other words “Hablaba con el vecino” could mean “I was talking to the neighbour”, “He was talking to the neighbour” or “she was talking to the neighbour”. Well actually it can also mean “you were talking to the neighbour” using the “usted” form of the verb as well! Comments like that usually make students throw up their hands in horror and say: ”How on earth are we supposed to know which one is which?” The answer is always the same – the context gives us 90% (or more) of the clues. In the worst case of ambiguity in a real life situation we could always find ways of clarifying who is meant, by pointing if necessary!

Here is a small sample of writing using the past continuous tense which hopefully demonstrates how in most cases the sense of the words indicates the identity of the person once that has been established. “Cuando yo era niña jugaba todos los días en el parque con mis amigas. Tenía un perro y me gustaba mucho andar con él a la playa. Mi madre cocinaba al mediodía y yo siempre volvía a casa para comer. La verdad es que nunca comía muy bien y mi madre se enfadaba mucho conmigo. No veía mucha televisión porque había pocos programas para niños y además pasaba mucho tiempo en la calle. Mi padre trabajaba hasta tarde y cuando volvía a casa por la noche me sentaba con él para contarle mis cosas. Mientras tanto mi madre recogía la cocina y preparaba todo para el día siguiente. Siempre iba a la cama a la misma hora y leía un libro debajo de las mantas antes de dormir. Mi hermana dormía en el mismo dormitorio pero normalmente no la oía entrar porque ya estaba durmiendo profundamente.” So there’s something for you to think about until next week when I will translate it and pick up any details for comments. See you then.

Crossword Solutions for Last Week CRYPTIC SOLUTIONS Across: 6 Wreaths; 7 Party; 9 Walls; 10 Log-book; 12 Story-teller; 14 Bill-sticker; 18 Remarry; 19 Might; 21 Pages; 22 Palmist. Down: 1 Tread; 2 Tablet; 3 Shy; 4 Barbel; 5 Strokes; 8 Contact; 11 Writers; 13 Literal; 15 Leader; 16 Enigma; 17 Ghost; 20 Man. QUICK SOLUTIONS Across: 6 Disease; 7 Under; 9 Pleat; 10 Minimum; 12 Instruction; 14 Constituent; 18 Natural; 19 Droll; 21 Actor; 22 Advance. Down: 1 Aisle; 2 Retain; 3 Use; 4 Insist; 5 Set upon; 8 Liqueur; 11 Ethical; 13 Monarch; 15 Stupor; 16 Normal; 17 Slack; 20 Odd.

Suduko Answer

Coral Clásica Javiense The international choir Coral Clásica Javiense will begin its autumn rehearsals on Friday, September 4 at the Insituto Musical, Avda. Juan Carlos I, 55 in Jávea. The choir will practice weekly the Christmas Oratorio (part 1-3) by J. S. Bach. The performance with soloists and orchestra will take place on November 29, the first Sunday in Advent. Francesz Estévez will be in charge of the general conducting. When the international choir Coral Clásica was founded in 2003, the founding members’ commitment was to perform high-quality classical music, and that is what the choir has achieved indeed. Up to the present day, there have been numerous accomplished concerts triumphantly applauded by the audiences. Ever since Francesz Estévesz, the founder and director of the Orchestra Marina Alta, had also accepted to conduct the Coral Clásica Javiense, it has been possible to perform excellent musical works accompanied by the orchestra as well as by young Spanish instrumental and voice soloists. The singers of the choir come from everywhere in the region of the Marina Alta, that is from Altea in the South to Rafol in the North - a colourful mixture of nationalities: British, German, Dutch, Swiss, Spanish … Meanwhile the choir is well established in the regional scene of music for its major annual concerts, but also performances on a smaller scale are received with favour by the audiences as, for example, the joint singing of Christmas Carols in the Church of Pedreguer together with the organist Prof. Vincent Josep Giner. The choir is happy to welcome new permanent members. We also encourage those who just want to join for the singing of Bach’s Christmas Oratorio, provided they can read music and/or have some experience with choir singing. More information will be available under www.coralclasicajaviense.es or Tel.: 966 457 076 and 676285493.

Friday August 28 - Thursday September 3 2015

life&leisure music

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The Elderly Brothers

ANDY KEEN and Pete Wood formed “The Elderly Brothers” about 1 year ago.

THEY SOON realised they had something special which has a strong likeness to the Everly Brothers sound. Andy sings the tenor harmony made famous by Phil Everly and Pete provides the baritone harmony of Don Everly. They are both retired but are loving what they do, which is entertaining their audiences with music from the 50s, 60s, 70s, and much more. Andy said “It’s all about people having fun, we actively encourage our audiences to sing along, dance and have fun” after all that’s what we are doing every time we perform. If you want to know more or book the boys for a gig then they can be contacted on 646 785 260. Or email: elderlybrothers50@gmail.com or by Facebook on ElderlyBrothersinSpain. NEXT GIG: Saturday 29 August: Venue Bar & Grill, (near Mercadona), Benitachell, 9pm

Johnny Motown Experience ONE OF the most popular entertainers on the Costa Blanca over the past twenty years is “Johnny Mowton” – guitar/vocalist. Johnny is best described as an entertainer who is there for his audience, by using his vast repertoire of songs to ascertain the mood of the night. He can do medleys a-la: Elvis, Buddy Holly, Johnny Cash, Roy Orbison, Rolling Stones, Beatles, etc. Even sing-along’s of the Max Bygraves ilk, some French and German, several songs in Spanish and even one or two in Dutch, Hebrew, Welsh, Italian and Greek. He also does Irish, some Scottish, Country and various ‘Hits’, mainly from 50’s, 60’s, 70’s, and 80’s.” Johnny has now teamed up with Gerdi Gerhardt on bass/harmony vocals and has added quite a few new numbers to their repertoire. For more info and bookings phone: 699 016 290 or e-mail. j08@movistar.es. AUGUST BOOKINGS: Friday 28: Rte. Monte Pego, Monte Pego Urbanisation, 9pm Saturday 29: Rte. Monte Pego, Monte Pego Urbanisation, 9pm SEPTEMBER BOOKINGS: Friday 4: Bar Tropicana, Paichi Centre, Moraira, 9.30pm

The Karmaroos: Duo THE KARMAROOS are a self-contained duo, comprising of vocalist Carol Telford & guitarist Dave Walsh. With their own backing tracks they cover a variety of styles from rock, pop, Motown, dance & slow numbers and they play around the north Costa Blanca area. Dave had a misspent youth in the UK, playing in bands in and around Yorkshire. Carol, however, was a late starter only really coming into her own since moving to Spain ten years ago. The Karmaroos can be contacted via Facebook - www.facebook.com/ thekarmaroos or website http://thekarmaroos. wix.com/karma or phone: 697 87 80 13. AUGUST GIGS: Friday 28: The White Swan, Palma de Gandia, 9pm SEPTEMBER GIGS: Friday 4: Ole Bar, Oliva (Karaoke), 9pm Saturday 5: Bar La Cova, Monte Pego, 10pm Saturday 12: Magnums Bar, Oliva. 9pm Friday 18: Ole Bar, Oliva (Karaoke), 9pm

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Gestational Diabetes: Part 1

Gestational diabetes is a condition that is exclusive to pregnancy. It affects up to 18 in 100 women giving birth in the U.K. Normally, the amount of glucose in the blood is controlled by a hormone called insulin. However, during pregnancy, some women develop higher than normal levels of glucose in their blood, which insulin canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t bring under control. Gestational diabetes usually develops in the third trimester and usually disappears after the baby is born. Although unrelated to Type 1 and Type 2 diabetes, women who develop gestational diabetes are more likely to develop type 2 diabetes later in life. Who is most at risk? You have had gestational diabetes in a previous pregnancy. You have a strong family history of diabetes You are obese You have previously given birth to a big baby (4kgs or over) You have suffered an unexplained stillbirth Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve given birth to a baby with a birth defect You have high blood pressure You are over 35

Signs, symptoms and diagnosis More often than not there are no symptoms. However, the following may be noticed: a dry mouth with increased thirst needing to urinate frequently, especially at night unexplained tiredness recurrent infections, such as thrush (a yeast infection) blurred vision Routine ante-natal examinations may reveal glucose in your urine or excessive weight gain which may lead your Midwife to test further for gestational diabetes. If you are at increased risk of gestational diabetes you will be offered a special glucose tolerance test during weeks 24-28 of pregnancy. Next time we will look at management of gestational diabetes.

This article was written by the Family Medical Centre, Albir. Please call 96 686 5072 for more information or to make an appointment.

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Alfaz Fantasy Football League

Rugby La Vila News Last Saturday 22nd August, we had our Beach 5’s tournament with 9 teams from Alicante, Murcia and Cartagena, from 5 pm until 10 pm at Playa Centro Villajoyosa sponsored by Pizzeria Gusta Pizza. At the end La Vila won against Albacete for 5 tries to 2. Now XV a side rugby start. Senior teams, Womens and Men are already training every Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday at 8.30 pm at Rugby Club Villajoyosa (La Vila). New players are welcome. The first team will play again this year at Division Honor level B (spanish level 2). We hope to return to the Spanish Top-12. Tickets for the games will be only 5€.

Games Saturday 29th August, training game at 8pm at our stadium. Free entrance Saturday 5th September at 8pm La Vila XV versus Tecnidex Valencia XV. Free entrance Saturday 12th September at 8pm, La Vila XV versus Granada University. Free entrance Sunday 20th September, at 12 noon, League game, La Vila v Fenix Zaragoza. Ticket 5€ The club also run a second team to play at Alicante level. All games are local including Denia, Alicante, Elche, Torrevieja.

Anyone wishing to come along will find La Vila Rugby Club situated at Carretera El Pantano, Villajoyosa. Just take the motorway AP-7 exit Nº 66 (Villajoyosa). At the first roundabout head for the mountain. It is about 1 km from the Motorway exit nº 66. Or take the Villajoyosa by-pass, and take the middle exit, at the first roundabout, bare right towards the motorway entrance and at the second roundabout bare left towards the mountain. If you are interested to join La Vila contact Jason Craig on 659 674 768 or Ignacio Davila 608 068 208, email oficina@rugbylavila.net

THE PREMIER League provided the A.F.F.L. with 24 goals,6 clean sheets,40 yellow cards and 2 red ones. Chelsea’s Skipper John Terry and West Ham’s on loan defender Jenkinson both off after making last ditch tackles. The top five Teams at the Fantasy League remain in the same positions as last Week. Angie’s Blues have a slight 2 point lead over Eric’s City Slickers at the Summit.Down at the other end of the Table Ann’s Bolton Wanderers are 2 points away from Macca’s Peaky Blinders United and Clive’s F.A.Cup Kings. Leo’s Team Powerblue Boys have maintained their position at the top of our U.K.T.V.SPAIN Junior League by only 1 point over Ben’s Warriors.First Week Leaders Gino’s Minions are in 3rd place just infront of Antony’s Team Amac. Down at the foot of the Table former Winner of this Division Casie’s Moon Kitten is struggling 4 points behind Rocky’s Super Spurs. In our Mark Carter Ladies Section Angie’s Blues have opened up a big gap at the top by taking a 36 point lead over Megan’s Team How Much Depay while at the other end Ann’s Bolton Wanderers have dropped into the Wooden Spoon spot. Angie’s Blues are favourites win our 1st 20 Euro Voucher sponsored by QUICK SAVE Supermarket in Albir. Our Leonard Knowles Construction Golden Boot League is now up and running with Leo’s Powerblue Boys in pole position with a 7 point advantage over Steph’s Seymour Shooters.Ged’s Team Grand Kids XI are holding everybody else up at the bottom with a minus 10 courtesy of Spurs Kyle Walker who is Manchester United’s joint top scorer with Januzaj. We have 4 Teams going into the pot for our Monthly Premier Imports Draw for a case of Cava and they are top scoring Team The Podencos(50pts) and our 3 lowest scoring Teams with a minus 1.Matt’s Boing 2nd XI,Raymondo’s Green Brigade and Jenny’s The Rare Smash Ups. Manager of the Month for August is being kindly sponsored by Linda at Bar Tapas which is situated right on the front in Albir who provide an excellent International Menu as well as serving up some tasty Tapas.With 1 Week to go it seems to be between Angie’s Blues and Eric’s City Slickers as there is only 2 points between them. David’s Team The Pondancos has won our Rafters Breakfast for 2 sponsored by Kate after moving up 80 places this Week to No18. All our Mini-Leagues are up on our website which is www.alfazffl.com and also the Draw for the Preliminary Round of our very popular K.O.Cup Competition sponsored RTN which takes place this Weekend if there are any drawn games the Replays will take place the Week after the International Break.

Benitachell Bowls Club

“BBC Panthers” League Winners of the NSL

The photograph shows a delighted Panthers squad (although somewhat wet) following the final match. The “Panthers” were away to Javea Jets and needed 4 points to win and retain the league title, which they scored in the triples matches, but half way through the pairs games the heavens opened up and although the teams tried to play in the rain they were called off in this the last match of the competition. The result standing gives the BBC Panthers the league title for the second year with Javea Sharks in second place and the BBC Cougars in third. Some excellent bowling took place during some of the hottest weather in June, July & August by all teams. For a full update of all our competition results and forthcoming events please view online at www.benitachellbowlsclub.com.

Left to Right back row:- John Hendrick, Harry Chick, Trevor Neale, Linda Richards, Peter Collins, Alex Fisher, Brian Doggett, Bert McLean, Jeff Richards (capt) Front row left to right:- Janet Neale, Bob & Mary Cockell, Lynda Warnes, Tony & Maggie Lawley and Rod Warnes. Not available for the photograph is Christine & Derek Mawson

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The Campbell Lamont Leagues - Now underway for 2015/16

THE BIGGEST Amateur Golf Competition in Europe - Official. By Tony Myles IT HAS grown from very humble beginnings just five years ago when it was created by Campbell in order to give the various societies an exciting and free-to-enter competition as a means of expressing his appreciation for their support. What has happened in the meantime is the popularity of this event has encouraged numerous other groups to register their interest and to compete for the major prize. The event starts as soon as the previous year has concluded in June and so it is already in full swing. Nevertheless there remains ample time for new entrants to join in, as all that is required is for each group to nominate at least four of their regular meetings as “Campbell Lamont Golf Leagues qualification events”. From these events each group will identify their two best players and it is these two who will go forward to represent their team in the

regional and national semi-finals from where the top sixteen pairs will be invited to participate in the Grand Final at the La Sella Golf Resort near Denia . The important factors for new entrants is to understand that there are no overheads to be incurred as the qualification events are all part of the groups regular schedule. Most of the major societies in the Costa Blanca will be participating and when their successful pairs make it to the final they will find that this has now become a truly international occasion with representatives emerging from all areas of Spain meeting players from Wales, Scotland, Norway and Iceland. Well over 10,000 golfers aiming at the goal of the luxury weekend in Spain. AND WHAT A WEEKEND! Non-local finalists will be collected from the airport and ferried to the five star Marriott where

they will be staying for the duration of the golf finals. The first evening will include a welcome dinner during which the playing order will be drawn. Then two days of golf with two rounds per day will follow to determine the overall winners. A presentation dinner on Sunday evening will once again be arranged in the Marriott ballroom and the various prizes will be distributed. With the excellent support of Continental Wealth Management , Campbell Lamont will be picking up the tab. No wonder it is already the biggest and most popular amateur golf event in Europe. If you are not yet registered then there is still plenty of time remaining. No registration fee and no additional games. Massive prizes on offer and an expensespaid weekend of golf at the La Sella Golf resort. As last year’s winners were heard to say “It’s a no-brainer!” Register now by emailing info@clgolf.es.

Passwords Tony M - Do you ever have issues with your technology? Campbell - I think that everyone suffers from that at some point. It is part of modern life. Tony M - One area that is always annoying is passwords. Campbell - Well until they change the security issues they will always be necessary. Tony M - At least I have resolved the problem of having to remember them. Campbell - How have you done that? Tony M - I changed them all to “INCORRECT”. Then if I forget and get it wrong my PC says “Your password is INCORRECT.”

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Tim Saunders Independent unbiased car reviewer

Kia Picanto THERE IS a common thread in literature, art and design. That is that ideas are borrowed and then reinvented, sculpted into a new and unique offering.

Artists are a good example of this. Take Robert E. Wells and David Farren, for instance. They both paint landscapes, cityscapes and street scenes in a similar impressionistic style. Their work draws inspiration from the great French painters like Monet and Renoir, who introduced this approach in the 19th Century. Clearly, the actress Felicity Kendal appreciates this style because pictures by both Wells and Farren can be found in her private collection. So it goes to show that just because that genre already existed it is perfectly acceptable to revisit and craft it into something equally, if not, more appealing. This approach is popular in car design, too. Look at the side of the new Kia Picanto, city car. What do you see? It’s an Alfa Romeo, surely. The whole design reminds me of the Alfa 147. Chrome door handles favoured

by the Italian manufacturer further add to this opinion. As with my thoughts about art, this is no bad thing. The Alfa 147 was an attractive little car but it was a temperamental Italian. It was calling out to be rediscovered and enhanced. This observation goes to show how far Kia has come in the space of a decade. Consider that this Korean car maker produced the bland and characterless Kia Pride between 1986 and 2000 with hardly a change in its styling (if you can call it that) during that long period and it is surprising and welcoming to see the change that has taken place. The tiny Picanto is up against tough competition from the Smart Car and the Renault Twingo. In this sector though, it’s all about the money and Kia blows the competition away with its OTR price, which includes air conditioning, electrically operated windows and wing mirrors as you can see in the video at testdrives.biz.

The piece de resistance is a seven year 100,000 mile warranty: you only get four years with a more expensive Renault. An attractive vehicle, the Picanto is sure to melt even the coldest heart. Distinctive alloy wheels, again reminiscent of designs favoured by Alfa Romeo, set it off, adding to the sense that there is something a little different about this car. Alfas have always liked their juice and so Kia drivers will be pleased to know that not only can they enjoy its attractive looks but the Picanto returns around 50mpg. Its five speed manual gearbox is pleasant enough and the one litre engine doesn’t complain when driven hard, which is necessary if a decent pace is required. Price: 12,112€ 0-60mph: 13.9secs Top speed: 95mph Power: 68bhp Urban economy: 52.3mpg Watch the video at www.testdrives.biz

Advanced motorist Tim Saunders is the former Business and Motoring Editor of the Bournemouth Daily Echo. His regular test reports appear in numerous newspapers, magazines and websites throughout the UK, Ireland and Gibraltar. For more independent unbiased car reviews and videos visit www.testdrives.biz

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